THECORDWEEKLY Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, March 12, 1981 Volume 21 Number 20

Pre-registration blues THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY?

by Mary Sehl immediately. With computerized the If you timetables, student must wait to spent the evening of see how that course Thursday will fit in. March 5 waiting in one Wilgar said long line pre-registration by after another, silently mail only shifts cursing the change process WLU's pre-registration onto the administration system, you maynot office. be too happy to Students would have to list many learn that your comrades at the alternative courses; the office University of Waterloo and and the staff would have to the University of make Guelph do not made alternative selections. an annual trek through such procedures. If student numbers continue to increase at the At UW students WLU, present already enrolled person-to-person at the method would University are mailedforms at to be the end of have discontinued, but at the each term on which they present time Wilgar said must identify course WLU has their selections. chosen to retain the system. These forms are returned to the Wilgar sees the WLU system as university and a time- computerized advantageous to the student who ' table is sent out the to students. takes pre-registration seriously as he filled, However, if a course is the or she will the opportunity to student must haye choose an alternative put course plans intoeffect ahead of course and have it approved by the those students who wait till 9:00 on department at involved the Thursday evening to pre-register WIGMORE beginning the new term. of Another and those who will not be schedule is then the accepted sent to student. tilllater in the year. of MARK John Bonesteel U of G said "Like any system, it has its forms are sent to theirstudents in the problems," BY week the Wilgar admits. fifth of semester and they Concerning the problems are asked which PIC to pre-register during the arise when many try to sixth and students Just how sate are th« paths In Waterloo Park? seventh weeks. enroll in courses perceived as being easy, says, can any Students must select theircourses he ''What office SEXUAL ASSAULT using the calendar and time-table administration do about it? He said, PARK PROBLEM: "Obvkmsfy some students gravitate by Mark Wigmore patrols. the problem. Theassaults have been sent to them* Each student has a counsellor who' must approve towards certain courses and there McLauchlan explained that each recently occurring along the have to be some limitations." Student patrols have taken to member of the patrols would be pathway Seagram's his/her selections. Once approved, from Drive to Wilgar sees this year's pre- Waterloo Park pathways an screened a Waterloo the majority of students hand in in for criminal record and the Arena and thus it was registration as a While attempt to eliminate the problem of felt improved lighting their schedule to the registrar's success. the that the patrols would be instructed along thepath process was scheduledtoend at9:30, indecent assaults within the park. to "refrain from physical contact as would serve as a deterrent. At the office where it is entered into the computer front of them. Wilgar said the over 2,000 students Federation of Students President much as possible". The purpose of council meeting Monday night in who Wim Simonis stated that, in 1980, Bonesteel said 10,000 pre-registered were almost the patrol would be to monitor the Simonis asked council to allot funds students are completely finished by 8:00 pm. nine sexual incidents ranging from park rather than to arrest in the up-coming budget for lights processed in the two week period rape to indecent exposure had been individuals, according to for the path to the Arena as well as and most students should spend reported and that since January two McLauchlan. for the path from Seagram Drive no more than one hour to complete rapes both involving UW students Bob Elliott, Vice-President of the past the Bandshell to Westmount the procedure. •*—~ Candidates had occurred in the park. Federation of Students and one of Place, a location of previous sexual John Wilgar, registrar at WLU, All Organized by the Federation of the co-ordinators of the program assaults. still feels our system is best suited'to Students at UW in conjunction with stated that the patrols wouldsimply Council feeling that the lighting our needs. He said the university Meet at WLU the Waterloo Regional Police, the ensure that "the possibility that the along the arena path was necessary wants to set laside a ti|me in which students were originally to provide area is covered" would always be but that night travel along the faculty is available to help students escort service for women walking present and thuswould-beassailants Westmount path should be make their course selections. The provincial election means across the park. However after would be deterred. discouraged instructed Community They have attempted to spread that All-Candidate Meetings have meeting withthe police thealternate McLauchlan felt that the patrols Services Director Ken Floug to course identification over a one been scheduled for WLU. Meetings plan for patrols in the park was "would continue until we feel the submit a report to council on the week period with one evening to for both Waterloo North and established. Sgt. Duncan matter has been resolved and other costs of lighting the one path. formally complete the procedure. Kitchener Ridings have been MacLauchlan of the Waterloo programs established." Council suggested that some means Registration for any particular scheduled for the campus. Regional Police explained that the WLU Student Union President of discouraging traffic along the course can usually be obtained The riding in which Wilfrid patrols "would be more effective Joe Veit stated although the Westmount path such as a sign during the times set aside earlier in Laurier is situated, Waterloo North, and more mobile" than the escort program was being run in should be used. the week. will be holding a meeting on would have been. conjunction withWLU as wellas the Although the motion by council Wilgar said the WLU system is Tuesday March 17th at 11:30 am in The patrols inthepark will consist Waterloo Campus of Connestoga simply asked for a report on the based on maximum flexibility for Room P1025. The format will allow of several students clad in blue College, the program was feasibility of lighting the path, course selections. The pre- for a short speech by the three jackets with large white lettering as completely "self-iniatated by UW" Simonis felt optimistic that the registration procedure is candidates and a question and well as a member from the Regional but that WLU would "be there for lighting would actually be personalized and the timetable is answer period. Emergency and Associated moral support." He also urged completed. "I'll be meeting with developed through a manual slot A meeting of the Kitchener Communications Team (REACT) students interested intheprogramto them(council) and willkeep upwith system. candidates is also planned but few who will keep the patrols in contact donate a couple of hours to the what's happening", Simonis stated, The advantage of this system details on the meeting are known at with a base station located at the patrol. "But I think we'll get the according to Wilgar, is thatstudents this time. Waterloo police station. About 30 The Federation of Students also lighting...The combination of our who can't get one course and must Both meetings are sponsored by students including one student from approached Waterloo City Council patrol and the lighting should help choose another, can see how that the Campus Liberal, NDP and PC Laurier are now involved in the to seek a more long term solutionto to solve the problem." new course will fit in his timetable clubs.

Meet the People 7 Chamber Music 9 New Revolutions 14 The Austin brings their The Head Residents of Clara Quartet Spun sounds unwound by Greg IN THIS ISSUE: Conrad: what exactly does a music to Waterloo Brown house parent do? Party Answers 2 By Convention 5 Local candidates from the happenings of the PC nat- The The Chosen Positions 7 Liberals, NDP and Progressive ional convention are discussed Andre Gagnon 9 Super Sports 15 WLUSU position holders were Pianist Extraordinaire Andre Conservatives answer by a PV delegate and the Cord And the Winners approved at the Sunday night Gagnon plays Centre in the are! questions on the issues. reporter at the Convention- board meeting Square

Women's Day 6 Whittaker's Words 5 the Sonya Ralph discusses Radicals at UW 8 Ted Nugent 10 Off and Running 1( Alberta and Ottawa, the story far has The progress ofwomen: how A look at the years of radical- K-W Auditorium rocks to Blood Pressure problems, of an us and them attitude women's movement come ism at UW the sounds of Nugent sometimes painless but serious 2 Tha Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 12,1981 The provincial candidates interviewed—read before voting financial problems. We are were entertained their by JoanneRimmer The Conservatives wrapped up energy and the need for incentives When questions completely opposed to the 10% floor, it was entertaining! their speeches with anote ofpromise for Ontario's businesses. from the optional fee because it results in members of the audience about Ontario's future. They Several excessive increases of up to 20%. It The NDP candidates stressed the quite and afew nasty If you're looking for some that a recession is evident became excited puts the smaller universities in a admitted importance of multicultural pro- comments were tossed around also entertainmentand maybe evenwant in Ontario but no more than any precarious position in trying to grams and emphasized their between the themselves. to become informed, an all other place. politicians compete for students. candidates meeting is a great place eagerness to support such activities. The Imprint and the Cord to go. All 9 candidates of the three They all felt that these programs compiled four questions which major parties in the Kitchener- The Liberals attacked Ontario's would reduce racism in the schools Waterloo ridings attended such a present situation. Theirs a greater and the work force and also enrich would be of interest to the students « ourculture. Mitic stressed that meeting last week. Each candidate duty education, health Hemi and gave them to the politicians. to care, his sympathies are with ethnic was given time to speak, theq_here justice and immigration than what Labbett and Needham answered all groups as he is of non-WASP were questions from the floor. the Conservatives have exhibited, four individually, while the Liberals they said. They expressed concern ancestry himself. found it more appropriate to The group in attendance was over the lack of industrial growth distribute the questions among the composed mostly of students and and employment in Ontario. Herb three of them. ethnic representatives. Therefore Epp, Waterloo'sincumbentLiberal most of the discussion was about candidate, suggested that the 1 What isyourposition on post-secondary education and Liberals would focus on 6-10 areas Question tuition at the post- multiculturalism. Barren and of industry in order to create jobs. fee increase you Rosenberg, the two PC candidates John of the Kitchener- secondary level? Are infavourof Sweeney, policy or your for the Kitchener ridings, discussed riding, was the most the current would Wilmot a the PC support for mult-culturalism energetic of all the speakers. He favour modification? Bob Needham, professor at UW, Is saying that the Conservatives wished to stress personal involve- running for the New Democratic recognized their social res- ment in the issues of the economy,, John Sweeney, Liberal Party In this riding. ponsibility. They addressed the education and energy he got a but We favour a freeze till a full scale Bob Needham, NDP students in the audience saying that bit carried away and was unable to accessibility study is completed as on tuitionfees it costs 27% less to attend university finish in the time permitted. The ONDP position waspromisedboth in 1976and 1979. is that they (with adjustments for inflation) than Sweeney emphasized the im- and tuitionfee increases We could support small increases of it did in 1965. Also the useof OSAP portance of alternate forms of are regressive; they work to reduce has increased. Herb Epp Is theLiberal candidatefor approximately 7% while a studyisin accessibility. ONDP policy is to the Waterloo North riding. progress to assist universities with freeze tuition fees at present levels and work to eliminate them over the FINEST QUALITY TOBACCO longer term, hopefully three years. Combined withall-grant studentaid tied to the rate of inflation and a more flexible definition of the 'independence* criterion acces- sibility will be improved by this and other means. PLEASE Bob Labbett, PC I agree that many students would find it easier if tuition fee increases could be ruled back. However, we must keep in mind that we are living in a very inflationary economy and the costs ofeducation increasealong YOURSELF with all other costs. The Ontario Government currently pays 85% of JR the operating costs for uni- versities. The balance is raised in the form of tuition fees from students. Tuition fees are set by the universities themselves within guidelines. Students have a voice on the University Board of Governors to express concerns with regard to such matters.

Question 2 What are yourfeelings on the current Re-Mor, Astra Trust investments issue? What do you think could be done to prevent which incidentsfrom recurring?

Jim Breithaupt, Liberal As the Liberal critic for the Ministry of Consumer and Commercial Relations, I first raised the Astra- ReMor _f matter in the Legislature in June 1980. TheLegislature's Justice Committee stated on February Ist, after a month of public hearings, that there was serious maladminis- tration and political influence in the licensing of ReMor Investments. The Committee stated that compensation for those investors -V i-.-^VV^^i'.Sj.;r'.'V-V*."'V::V:'l BBBT :"'';>^BH_H * including legal costs should be paid forthwith by the Ontario govern- ment. The Ministry needs stronger staff support to promptly review the financial statements of such companies, and to audit at random

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thousands of jobs for Ontario overall economicand social strategy economize. However, smaller Candidate interviews continued... students. of full-employment through ex- student enrolments are likely in the theiractivities. While it is impossible 4. an entrepreneurial advisory panding public investment (and next decade, and it wouldbe unwise to legislate against greed, the service and educational pro- Question 4 The province has been private) in key sectors (see the to spend vast sums on capital average investor must be protected grammes for small businesses. accused ofunderfunding and cutbacks response to question 3). ONDP improvements at this time. The where the improper front of a trust "An Industrial Strategy for with regards to post-secondary policy is thatfull funding should be high, schools are already ex- company was used to defraud, and Ontario" selects eight sectors which education. Please comment and restored. This specifically means a periencing the effects of lower where licensing occurred after the Ontario Liberal Party believes suggest how your party would return to line-by-line funding based numbers ofstudents. It will continue Warnings from the Ontario are, or can be, the source of respond. on the needs of individual to be the policy of the Progressive SecuritiesCommission. The myth of Ontario's manufacturing strength John Sweeny, Liberal universities in their particular Conservative Government to sup- good financial management by the and result in an increase in jobs community settings. Funding will be port universities and colleges. The Davis government is in shreds. The available for newly graduated We believe that annual funding adjusted according to plans and at community college system, which leadership of a new Liberal team is students. These areas are: the increases that fall below the annual the very leastaccording to therate of has been set up in Ontario over the needed in this area, as well as in aerospace industry, tclecommunica- cost of living increases are not inflation. last 10 years, is the envy of most every other Ministry. justified. We are deeply concerned at other jurisdictions inNorthAmerica Labbett, tions, elec- the results of underfunding Bob PC the time in terms of Bob Needham, NDP computers, systems at present tronics, industrial machinery, including excessively large class The Ontario Governmentcontinues producing students who have post- The Re-Mor Astra Trust case is a especially related to resource sizes, reduced tutorials, obsolete to support universities and colleges secondary educationfor which there despicable example of the relation- processing and pollution, the auto equipment, and reduced library with substantialfunding. Operating is a ready demand in the jobmarket. ship between Liberal-Tory party parts industry, transportation acquisitions. We believe the grants to universities and colleges There will continue to be a demand politicians and business and equipment, and the plastics and government of Ontario should were up 7.2% in 1980/81. This is for students who have a broader highlights the total lack of social petrochemicals industries. clearly state its objectives and goals slightly slower than the rate of education from universities and responsibility the Davis- for the post secondary system and inflation, and does require the Ontario will continue to lead that Bob Needham, NDP Conservatives have for the people of thus provide sufficientfunds to meet universities to streamline and Canada in that regard. this province. Thereis evidence from Jobs and job creation represent the those objectives. We believe the the interim report of the Judicial first priority of ONDP policy. Our funding of university research must Committee of the Provincial overall industrial strategy stresses be significantly increased so that Legislature of the involvement of job-creating investment in key they may assist in restoring the federal and provincial Tories in manufacturing sectors from food economic and social health of this securing favourable licensing treat- and other resource processing province. To that end we would set ment for Re-Mor. Someone through to machinery, electronics up research centers of excellence at appears to have been tapped on the and other high technology industry. severaluniversities to enable them to shoulder so as to let the licensing The process of expansion will become world leaders in particular proceed. Tighter administration of replace imports by domestic fields. and generate cumulative licensing should be established so as production Bob Needham, NDP to avoid the evident conflict of spin-offs and jobcreation in related interest that has taken place. As it is industries andfirms. Too, expansion The Tory Government has been the Provincial Government has of the level of employment and drastically underfunding post- proven itselfnegligent in thismatter, output will expand service areas secondary education so as to SUPER S lhe ONDP think that the losses such as health and education. Also support a bankrupt industrializa- experienced by the ripped-off included in our industrial strategy tion policy. ONDP policy with investors should be made good by are equal pay for work of equal respect to education is part of an the Government. value policies and the establishment of affirmative hiring programmes Bob Labbett, PC with industry and government for The Re-Mor, Astra-Trust affairs do women. indeed cause severe hardship for many of the people who have Bob Labbett, PC invested the However, in companies. is the Provincial Government would The economy important to besetting a dangerous precedent ifit everyone in Ontario. The Ontario economy continues to operate in a attempted to refund money to every very effective manner person who loses money on "geU notwith- rich-quick" schemes. To prevent the recurrence of such episodes, the public must be constantly aware that when a deal looks too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. Re-Mor and Astra investors were attracted by higher than normal interest rates and ended up losing their money. 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It seems strange. Waterloo, a small quiet conservative Southwestern long Capitalism practised Ontario city seems an unlikely place for women to fear being assaulted. Marxist theoreticians have held that as in the But like other things which people pretend only happen in places likeNew West carries within itself the seeds of its own destruction—the rich factory York or Detroit, the problem of indecent assaults has once again hit owners get richer and more autocratic, until their oppressed underlings Waterloo. revolt, seize control of their own destiny, and turn the world into a The Cordreported in its February sth issue that an indecent assault had worker's paradise (sort of like the Soviet Union). This is an inevitable occurred in the Austin Drive area of town. This week the place changes process almost by definitionaccording to orthodox Communist doctrine. but the story unfortunately remains the same. What many Russians probably are not aware 6fis the growing body of A February 10thrape ofa UW student in Waterloo Park is the second theory in the West that holds that Communism is on a similar slippery such incident since the New Year in the park. Nine sexual offencesranging slope and cannot escape its own collapse. from indecent exposure torape were reported in 1980and ifthe estimates Such ideas have long been preached in American classrooms and of sociologists are correct then those figures are only one-tenth the number pulpits, and in right-wing publications like National Review and theU.S. of actual incidents and the New Yorkish problem is much bigger than News and Worldßeport.The latter, with its simplified pictoral bar graphs simply 'a few unfortunate people. for the simple minded, says frequently that the old men in the Kremlin are But even if it was a single incident or a few unfortunate people, the growing more and more desperate and any day now are going to start a sexual assault is still a tragedy a problem for and society since each world war to stave off the collapse of Soviet power. incident means one victim and one criminal. But pundists prophesying doom for the Soviet system are appearing The Federation ofStudentsat the University ofWaterloo has in attempted more creditable magazines in greater numbers recently. Of to lessen the problem by instituting a patrol of Waterloo Park. While the interest were recent articles in WorldPress Review and Harper's stating that the program of patrols is being run in conjunction with the WLU Student USSR is collapsing under a fatally rigid economic Union it is unfortunate in many ways that itis 99% a UWproject with only system, ageing leadership, and lack of idealism. Tanya and Ivan Ivanovich minimal support fromLaurier. The problem is not simply a UW problem are starting to realize that if but it is a problem of everyones. Communism really were such a superior system, there should not be While Laurier is in someways fortunate that its small campus minimizes perpetual shortages of almost everything. Except, of course, for those in the ruling problems of sexual assaults on campus, it does share many student classes swishingby in theirbig black Volgas to the hard-currency housing areas with UW including many high incident areas. While the shops where goods are still available to the privileged. traffic across the Waterloo Park area is primarily that of I don't read Russian. All I can do istrust the Western news media(often Waterloo's, the very involvement ofLaurier in such a community project a veryfoolish thingto do) that Pravda and Isvestia are full of denunciations would not only help to solve the immediate problem ofWaterloo Park but of shocking rates of alcoholism among children, absenteeism, and would also serve to draw attention to the problem of sexual assaults in moonlighting on State time. general. But there is always Crocodile-*fascinating Russian version of fortunate Punch. It It is that for the most part the streets ofWaterloo are still safe has cartoons that are mostly pictures, and the message is usually to travel at any time of the day. But the question remains when dealing recognizable quite easily. A recent back-page graphic showed a big farm with sexual assaults, is safety most of the time enough? truck being used as a private bus, jammed to overflowing with peasants, animals, and vegetables. An official was berating the driver for using a ************** State-owned vehicle for purposes of private enterprise. The driver was It's hard to believe that after this issue there are only two more righteously pointing to three bricks in a little red wagon towed behind the remaining and one ofthose is a jokeissue. Putting out a papertwenty-two indicatingthat he was in fact on State business, and the people in the times a year is not an easy job.Late nights are common. Lack of sleep is Kick,ck just happened to be there. standard. Hassles are plenty. To those who have endured and have made A fascinating glimpse into what it's really like in the USSR. A straw in the paper a success goes all the credit. the wind as well? Mark Wigmore CarlFriesen Editor News Editor LETTERS buzzwords called reach, frequency that appear in the Concourse and weight. periodically? Eliminating Ridiculous posters Steve Singer, BBL* Insisting that posters can only be from the Concourse is insane. It is Ridiculous attached to bulletin boards is stupid without a doubt the highest raffic •(Bachelor of Business Leftovers) Poster Policy for two reasons that come area on campus. immediately to mind. Firstly, athere Registration P.S. Now to go line are at present an insufficient up for my non- When dealing number But there are posters in the business options. with advertising a of bulletin boards around Another three hours of pre- number of terms come the Concourse area, aren't there? And to mind: university, consequently reach, registration for business courses reach, and two new bulletin boards were set up are frequency weight. For frequency and weight over and hopefully they are my those whoare not suffer. so that posters could be attached to last familiar with these Remember them? Secondly those ones. To say the least they the buzzwords, a explanation them. I've seen theme; one is were brief may bulletion boards that are worst yet. Not only did I fail to be in order. available exclusively for graduate studies are fillled with illegal posters (those receive the courses I needed Reach is the information and the other is for the but basically percentage without a stamp) and upon choosing two ONLY of members of a one registrar's office. Where does that suitable target audience advertising events which took place leave substitutes, I was only to discover reached by a single advertising Small Clubs? We are getting back in January. This means that short changed that those as well had become message or an entire campaign. space no doubt. TWO is at a minimum and your I unavailable in the short timeit took Frequency is the average number of would be lying if I said my poster gets lost with all the others. purpose me to write the course number on times the targetaudience is reached, This is here wasn't tocomplain—it my where inquenuity and is. I would also form. while weight is the total number of creativity like to plead with MORE should take over, right? thoseresponsible The inadequacy of the system of messages deliveredby a single ad or Wrong. This for the new poster was tried but our policy to re-examine pre-registration never ceases to an entire campaign. efforts what they have me. were declared illegal. The done. You now know amaze You would think by ISSUES A lesson in advertising you might advertisements what reach, fourth year, appearing in the frequency and weight when a student finally ask? Not exactly, although those Concourse on Monday, mean. Let's knows which February 23 work together to improve career area he or she responsible for the newposter policy promoting the them. wishes to pursue, that OF Marketing Earle the university might find it helpful to learn the Association's guest speaker Brox would be able to terms. for that Promotion Committee Chairman accommodate these Advertisers live or die (in evening (Pepsi Cola ambitions and not many Canada WLU Marketing Association screw things up cases) because of low reach, Limited) were thereafter space was by restricting the THE frequency number of spaces and weight. Events booked to set them up on stands. in the courses chosen by sponsored by the student. the small clubs at One hour late they were Editor's Note: This letter was These are my personal WLU are subject removed. views but f CORDI to the same Why? Is an advertisement a submitted before two bulletin boards know for a fact I consquences, all of not that am not the because three piece of art just like the paintings were erectedin the Concourse. only one in this position. Tha Cord Waakly, Thursday, Match 12,1M1 5 OIL: ALBERTA vs. OTTAWA by Paul Whittaker The above developments simply of profits from oil and greater the Week added to the already strained control over provincial resources. It Question of The continuing conflict between situation created by the lack ofan oil would also fuel western separtism the governmental steamroller pricing agreement which would which is only barly below thesurface known as the federal Liberal party make both sides happy. Presently, as it is. The second scenario would and oil rich Alberta hasreached new Alberta oil is selling for $17.75 a have Alberta "winning". This Did pre-registration go over the heights past few weeks. Itis barrel while the world price starts would mean greater provincial smoothly you? no secret that there is no love around $35 control of for lost and climbs depending resources and much by Carl Friesen between Premier Lougheed of on the demand. Thus, Alberta is higher oil prices. The third scenario Alberta and Pierre Trudeau selling their oil at bargain basement would be a compromise with both however, the soap opera in which prices which is a sore spot with Trudeau and Lougheed giving a litle they have been centralcharacters for Albertans who see potential for the good of the country. the past few years tookanother turn earnings drifting away. The problem here is that we have recently with the cut back of oil On March 1, the Alberta two men with monstrous egos and Sandy Nicoll production by Alberta. True, it is government (alias Lougheed) cut with different "visions" of how 2nd year Honours Business but one step in a long line of back oil productionby some 100,000 Canada should work. Lougheed maneuvering by the two sides but is barrels per day which means that feels that the provinces should have It didn't go at all smoothly-it takes a big step - perhaps the biggest. Canada will have to import 60,000 more control than they presently do too long, especially for the lineup to Last October when the federal barrels per day to maintain present which would mean he would have get into the Paul Martin Centre. I government put out their budget, supplies. This will cost Canadian more power. Trudeau's vision of justthink it'sridiculous we can't do it they included the National Engery taxpayers $1.5 million per day andis federalism is made up of a strong by mail as do most other Program which, among other bound to rise as theyear goesonand central government with ten universities I know of. It may be cheaper things, - proposed a significant oil goes up in price. On topof this, subordinate governments under this way but this university increase in the Federal share of the Lougheed has threatened to cut Ottawa's control. Centralism or can afford it. oil profits. Also there was aplan to back even further (up to 180,000 decentralism which should "Canadianize" the oil industry by barrels per day) if the problems are succeed? - buying out foreign oil companies not ironed out by the end oftheyear. For the sake of the country, one (we have seen one case of this At the present time, it does not can only hope that these two already withPetrofina being bought seem like there will be an agreement incredibly stubborn and strong out). These proposals threw salton in the upcoming months which willed men will come to their senses, the wound sit down as far as Alberta was means we may be in for quite a and come to some Chris Hett ■concerned since neither plans were battled. There are three possible agreement before they screw the 2ndyear Sociology well liked by the oil industry (which scenarios which may occur. The entire country. Hopefully, we can runs the provinces). The oil industry first one would have the Federal all gain something rather than have Consideringthe method used it responded immediately by slowing Government "winning". This one side come out of the they went smoothly, but an archaic down operations such as would mean that Trudeau would negotiations the victor since the it's get method. Pre-registration mail exploration and drilling and moved his way through a cheap oil loser in this case could cause the by pricing should be many drilling rigts to the U.S. agreement, controlofa greater share break up of Canada. instituted, since the university is growing too fast for the are A P.C. ON THE P.C. CONVENTION method they using now. by Mitch Patten Most of the 2200 delegates left the wing was solidly behind Clark. The convention with the understanding nearly 1100 delegates, alternates and that Clark had been put on observers who attended the closing There were a lot of long faces in probation. If they feel that he banquet on Thursday (making the the Ottawa Civic Centre last Friday adresses their concerns and convention the largest political Chris Hlebert when it was announced that 66% of improves in the polls over the youth meeting in Canada's history) Ist year Honours Business the delegates to the P.C. Party's summer and fall Clark will ride out hardly let Clark finish a sentence It went OK for me although I did national convention had voted the storm. If however, the caucus without interrupting him with hear a lot of complaints from other against calling a leadership and riding leaders are not satisfied applause. people. Some way ofcuttingout the convention and 34% had voted in with Clark's prformance in the Estimates of Clark's strength lineups should be developed. favour. The Clark people had been months to come he maybe subjected within the youth wing ranged hoping for better than a 70% vote to enough pressure that he will have between 75 and 85% leaving most and the 'reviewers' felt that they no choice but to call a convention. youth delegates disapointed with the needed over 40% to force a Contrary to Jeff Simpson's final results. One delegate from convention. The result left no one comment in Monday's Globe and Toronto summed up the feeling of happy. Mail however, Joe Clark doeshave a most. When asked by a reporter the Within hours of the vote it had strong constituency within the morning after the vote if the party become clear that, while Clark was Conservative-Party. The P.C. youth was headed for a leadership calling the result a "mandate to Federation held its own three day convention he replied "Yesterday I lead", most journalists were calling convetion prior to the general party would have told you to ask me Rob Nolk it a "fatal blow" to his leadership. convention and it was evident to all today. Today I can only say ask me 3rd year Honours Geography Probably neither of them is right. in attendance that the Party's youth in 8 or 10 months". As I am going intofourth year, pre- registration was a breeze but I THE POLITICS OF FEAR imagine it was still a pain for therest of the people. Clark The Tories are afraid that with by Mike Strathdee has pulled the party too farto the left. Pressure from the right Clark, they won't win the next "If there Is blood to be shed In plagued Clark during his short term election. They're afraid of the the future...lt will be the blood of as Prime Minister, and these same prospect of spending another four the Liberals". Tories believe thatClark shouldnot years in Opposition, while the hated Peter Blaikie be given a second chance. The Liberals continue to rule the Incoming National P. C. President Review News, a publication of the country. The Conservatives are March 1, 1981 P.C. Review Committee (headed up constantly on the defensive, afraid by the York North riding president of what "Trudeau" might do next. Corlnne Adrian 2nd year Honours Business In a effort to paper over Tom Vierson andMP John Gamble) Some fear that Trudeau may soon valiant Are you kidding? What I existing cracks which stated in their General Meeting retire and anoint a successor, calling can't the presently understand is why you have to hand exist within the national Edition that "Reality dictates that a snap election while the Conservative party is off guard. the cards in personally to get stickers Conservative Party, Blakie told a there is no time for procrastination. For these reasons, is instead of just handing them in to press conference gathering at the The Progressive Conservative Party it felt that a new leader is needed, anybody but the Registrar's office. don'tthink it close of therecent P.C. convention must seize the opportunity and I Joe Clark, and quickly. would take a whole lot of brains to that the new nationalP.C. executive aggressively take hold of its own One Manitoba Clark loyalist who think up a bettersystem-thepresent under his leadership can find and destiny". The first step in this the Cord spoke with one justdoesn'twork out in practise. build consensus within theparty and process, in theirview, is to dump Joe favoured Clark's staying on as leader for the in the next federal election. Clark. very same reasons that the review Blaikie sparred skilfully with Another problem is Joe's image. people want Clark to go. This man reporters who tried to corner Although the Joe "Who" and wimp him believes that were the Tories to hold with questions on the of jokes are now largely relegated to leadership a leadership the the party. Overall, Blaikie fared the press rooms, even Clark loyalists convention, Liberals would call a quick national quite well. admit that they worry about how Marian Shull vote before the new leader The same statement cannot is perceived by the average got his year Political Science be Joe. feet wet. He cited Trudeau's 2nd made about the fortunes of the Canadian voter. For many the "retirement" as sufficient cause leader Joe Clark's rhetoric convention delegates,that to Yes The process didn't take himself. suspect such a move. it did. aside, the prospects ofhis being consideration was sufficient for very long and went smoothly. The able Even Tory Blaikie leadhis party into the general them to vote in favour of a President system used seems fairly adequate to next admits that the plans of the verge on is leadership convention. These Tories although by mail election nil. There Conservatives for the next two years pre-registration substantial, if not overwhelming want a saleableproduct; a winner as is idea thatshouldbe considered. depend largely on the actions of the an to suggest that internal a leader. When the Cordasked Tory evidence "unpredictable" Trudeau. While hemorrhaging will the Tories MP John about the force Crosbie Blaikie urges his fellow Tories to hold a leadership importance of image, he noted that to convention push forward and "build thatvision soon, perhaps within the next year. "we live in an age of presidential so that Canada can come politics, where television exposure is alive", and me... very little and new direction There are several reasons why very important". building I'm one of those people who finally will be forthcoming the months those who are disaffected with Joe The pervasive element and most in was able to fill out "yes" to the ahead. The Tory will continue Clark's leadership now number 1 in important factor is fear. Fear is a vision question "Are you graduating this to be extremely astigmatic as long as 3 among Conservatives and why this strong motivator, and fear was quite year?" on my exams. I didn't have to they persist inspending most oftheir disaffection will continue to grow. evident among Tory politicians and pre-register. time looking over their shoulders. Many right wing Tories feel that delegates alike at the convention. 8 HOW FAR IS A LONG WAY? . . Adv..wce Tickets by Sonya Ralph Every woman has experienced the subtle and not-10o '~ neileble in the subtl~ degradations of some form of harassment, be WLUSU office. International Women'• Day; March 8th, has come verbal or physical. Whether one learns to deal with the ' • r . and gone once again and perhaps th1s is a good time to problem is a matter of perhaps experience and! reflect on the role of women in the SO's. To persecute an choice. The Situation, however, is not representative advertisin~ slo~an, "You've ~ot a long way to go all or even most men (or women), just the mmority baby'" seems appropriate. consider it ,ego-boosting to put someone else do• Most women at Wilfrid Laurier are studying in order Most of the causes and effects of a lower status flf to pursue a career. We will be the 'elite' of the work women results from the woman's attitude. Withouu ~\lRR£~ force, hopefully maintaimng an interesting and positive attitude condusive to change and growth, sbc challenging job at an above average wage. Hope is the doomed to sit inside her self-built cage. In terms of presents operative word here since we face irrefutable odds career, she must thmk like a winner an follow up WI against our makmg it. Even before we reach confident actions. In other words, "working overtime graduation, women become aware of the problems of means "staying late", "the girls on the job" are "the Lady rejection, lower pay and subservient status. It was women at work", "the man I work for" becomes ''tltc reported in the Ubyssey, the UBC weekly, that a 1980 maQ I work with". Instead of accepting her cormnc:otw Thursday March 12, 1981 Statistics Canada Employment survey of returrung· descnption and concentation on performing well in students found that fewer women than their male she must take a fresh and objective approach to her WLU $2.00 Non $2.50 counterparts found· jobs. It should also come as no in an attempt to expand her role and innovate. Til surpnse that women's summer earnings are, on the more restncting the mental attitude is, the mOll average, lower than men's. I am just beginning to confimng the role will be. The attitude wor'ks in the Coming Soon realize, as summer unemployment paranoia sets in, how personal sphere also. Because women begin life with scarce good jobs are, never mind the stacked deck negative bias confronting them, it is essential to be mOll Blushing Brides against me. Yet, th1s argument is in the same ~ense one competent, ·more ambitious, more creative than a mu. that is used to counterract lower salaries, slower Despite the personal atitude, it is sometimes crucill advancement and sexual harassment in full-time careers to rely on Informal networka for support IIIII Cliff ~ Erickson for women. advancement. Many women feel isolated from thci "Be grateful you have a job at all and don't colleagues and are often excluded from the informi complain", is the standard evaluation. With media information sources: the lunches, the opin1011 education through flicks like 9to 5, the symptoms ofjob exchanged over cocktails. Denied the socializingfacton frustration are becoming apparent and combatting the of Friday night beer drinking with the men, women1111 ignorance or denial prevalent in the public mind. But become discouraged. the control of the hiring and firing is still held by a male Women are now becoming aware of the necessityiD preconception. Whether you face challenges encourage other women. The Toronto Women hte S!tuatwns: Business Directory lists services run by busillll His desk Is cluttered-He must be a hard worker and a owners, artists, entertainers, and freelancers of • Angies Kitchen Ltd. busy man. kinds. Not oqly is it a statement of success, but also I lfer desk is cluttered-she's obviously disorganized and way to promote other women. Supporting this type lazy. network would be one method through which a IIIII 47 ERB ST., WLOO., He's having lunch with the boss-He must be up for a could appreciate the value of women in the promotion. world and recognize the difficulties we face. ST. AGATHA She's having lunch with the boss-They must be having an • Long before women ever reach the careerstageinlifc, affair. they develop learned roles through the tducdonll "Delicious Home Cooked Meals" He's getting crltlclzed unfairly by tbe boss-Did he get ayatem. A spate of recent studies have revealed bow an&rY? both male and female teachers from pre-school She's getting criticized unfairly by the boss--did she cry? unwittingly foster an environment where children lclll 886-2540 886-6250 He Is getting married-He'll settle down and will need a that boys are aggressive and able to solve probte., raise. while girls are obedient and docile, Lori Thickeof* She is getting married-She'// probably get pregnant and Ubyssey reports. In a comprehensive study by til leave. Serbin it was revealed that boys received eight tinls more mdividualized instruction than girls, except m the classses were involved in traditionally femn. activities, like cooking or sewing. Play materials lit clearly sex-typed with a wider range of toys designatal aterloo for use by boys. Also, smaller children are influencedbf the language and tend to. take terms literally. Willi presented with words like 'policeman' and 'fishermu children have problems behevmg that such tera Taxi include the possibility of female fishing, poliCIJI Ltd. ! fighting fires or delivering .mail. Similarity, 1 'Yes, i 'm a working woman. Are you1 a working man? comprehensive study of sexism in children's boob, from New Woman called Dick and Jane as Victims, published by a Net Kitclaeaer to Waterloo Jersey feminist organization called Women in Wordl Sound familiar? What different impressions women and Images, surveyed 2, 760 stories in 134 books 1111 Waterloo to Kitcheaer make even when they just se~ foot inside the door. Aside discovered male protagonists outnumbered fCIIIIk ud iaaide Waterloo from the major deciswns a working woman handles, protagonists five to two, there were six times as 1D111J ' there are obstacles resulting from a bigoted male as female biographies, and there were twice • preconception Whethr you face challenges many male animal stones as female animal stona. competently in a career situation (domineering and too As children progress towards a formal education aggressive) or opt for a career of marriage and raising should be noted that textbooks portray the same type 886-1200 children (lazy, boring, and uneducated), your biased tunnel vision. Women are almost entirely omitted from reputation precedes you. history texts which concentrate on areas that men excd in (like wars) and downgrade the femiDIDI The unlveralty, since it is familiar ground, provides achievements. The Norton Anthology, and English tat ' an illustration of various incongruities. "The women used at WLU, contains the work of 169 male authon ~ Tonight who make it, that is, who get a job in a university on a and only six female authors. Thus, by the time we red full-time basis, encounter lower salaries, slower the university level, women have been successfuiJ

( advancement, less likelihood of being granted tenure, pigeon-holed into opposite spheres. Females gravillll Herman's Hermits and in many cases heavier workloads at the toward the humanities and the men excel in the IIIIi undergraduate level", Jill Vickers and June Adams and science departments. It is not 'Surprising then WI on tour from England .._ wrote in their 1977 study on Canadian women in post­ the roles are clearly defined for women by the time they secondary mstitutions. search out careers. Women, here as everywhere else, have to fight for ' Friday & Saturday It is possible though, to break out of the oat equal opportunities. The Ubyssey reports, "Aside from dimensional view. More women are mkiq lack of encouragement at the undergraduate level, altematlv" not only in their careers but their lifcstyla. Traxis women currently in the faculties at universities like Liberated couples are succeeding in a sex role switQ UBC still experience slower promotions than men even where the woman works and the man pursues I Next though they have the same qualifications". How many domestic career at home. ' women teach your courses? Better yet, how many are Education and conditioning however, can play havoc chairpersons of the department? with the best intentions. The role reversal may ca• The Plan A less talked about subject at universities is Mxual insecurity in our society which values hard~amedcai haraamenl Since there is no absolute definition of as the basis for respect. A willing couple can survile Wednesday Nights sexual harassment, the problem is either not reported or though, with much mutual respect,patienceanda!CIII ignored. Most sources include the following in their of humour. dehmuon: unnecessary touching, pattmg or pinchmg, Both men and women are seeking less tradit10llli leering and verbal harassment or abuse, overt or subtle careers and subsequently understanding the power The Dating ,Game demands for sexual favours accompanied by implied or stereotyping. Conflict can arise out of the fear explicit threats concerning one's job, grades, letters of exhibiting inappropriate 'feminine' or 'masculiac recommendation and physical assault. traits. Discrimination will only stop when men IIIII Professor Norma Bowen, from University of Guelph women are free to explore any possibility without~ Coronet is currently doing a survey to determine how extensive I have a hope that the SO's will bring new freedom~ the problem is at universities. She is also teaching a women, in their personal and career lives. Both 5011 course on the sociopsychological aspects of sexual must realize that abolishing the sex typed roles briDal Motor Hotel harassment. "Generally, students argue that sexual liberation for all. Women have a contributiontomab 871 Vlctort. Sl North, KltcheMr harassment is more severe than other kinds of abuse and, a sense of the challenge they face will help • - 744-3511 because it touches their private world," she says. "It is understand the need for mutual co-operation. SomcdiJ more psychologically damaging. They cannot deal with I hope to be able to say "You've come a long it." baby!'' with undeniable sincerity. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 12,1M1 7

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$6.50 _3fl TssM It $8.00 B_o $9.50 ■ ■ THREE LEMONS t WLUSU BOARD: NEW PERSONNEL ETC. "The happiest by show A&P y CarlFriesen Treasurer: John Bazilli. Commissioner of University Affairs: f/ie "^A Appointments were the chief items Steve Patten. o/ Year!" (3f of business at the WLUSU Board Director of Promotion: Cathleen JAZZ Robinson. meeting Sunday night. The Director of Student Activities: Jason DIRECT FROM following positions were elected in Director of Lounge Policy: Ted Price. 5v camera: Firmin. Memberships of the various decided WLUSU committees were _B \£^Txs by secret ballot. ' MEET THE PEOPLE Planning Committee:Blame Barclay, Bill Mcßain, Karin Neukamm, and Mike Mitchner. Chairperson is WLUSU President Joe Veit. Building Committee has Mike Michener, Chris Rol, and John Fisher were elected from the Board. Treasurer John Bazilli and Business Manager John Karr are also members. Bylaws and Regulations Committee: Elected were Elwood McKenna, Deb Harmaty, and Linda Lovegrove, chaired by WLUSU Provincial Election Vice-President Kate Harley. all Honouraria Committee consists of Linda Lovegrove as standing FRIESEN chairperson, and Kieth Barber. CANDIDATES Other members are Ed Fabian, CARL director of Student Publications, meeting BY and the yet-to-be-appointed Manual These are the good old days. Tina and Lothar Lelhmann, House Parents PIC Programme Coordinator. Tues. March 17th /_W_R_^^ Diane Pitts primary duties. Ever since last year 11:30-1:00 by Lounge Policy Committee has a /»_■_■ L \,~./ Clara Conrad Hall houses over when a less authoratative composition that is still largely P-1025 atmosphere was incorporated, a is_W____^__ two hundred women each year. As undetermined; Margaret Politi was stronger sense of togetherness and the years pass, current residents will elected and Business mutual support has been able to WLUSU look upon Conrad Hall with Manager John Karr is a standing fond develop the women. As a (Being a former resident between member. Lounge memories. responsibility, Tina the The Supervisor, the final added band coordinator the Turret, SUBMARINE myself I already miss titillating sefect and train the for YELLOW experiences that Iencountered when fact that they and a member of the staff of the Dons and the assistant head 47 King Street North, Waterloo raiding the floor above with the facilities are all to be members but for the oncomingyear, and peanut butterqueen or sneaking out residents have not yet been chosen. Monday Special Large Nuclear also council the Dons with any — male visitors after disregarding the for problems that may arise. Their Review Committee of the Campus Regular $2.25 $1.80 curfewhour.) Thefavourableappeal major complaint about their job is Clubs includes Doherty p.m. of Conrad Hall that has developed Tim and Noon Special —12-1 the constant nagging that they have Margaret Politi as elected members; in the last two years must be Large Submarine and Soft Drink to do in order to get repairs and others are Treasurer John Bazilli. attributed to not Only the Dons but changes made. Chairperson of the committee is the Regular $2.45 for $2.00 the parents, (or the head also house When asked about their fondest Campus Clubs Coordinator, not yet (specials not included) residents as they are 10%OFF FOR ALL STUDENTS frequently memories so as house parents, selected. to). far Thurs, Fr and Sat after6:00 p.m. referred they both agree that it the Delivery: house parents was Information Committee is staffed by This year the are Conrad formal, the Lothar Liehmann. Both- Christmas Tim Doherty and Melanie Maynard CALL 886-4662 Tina and the doors, and the float University judging of who were voted in Sunday night. former students ofthe of award that Conrad won in taking the WLUSU Chairperson Scott Guest is Toronto, Tina is currently Homecoming parade. These % MSW here at WLU, while the standing member. her experiences enabled them to get to works at the Kitchener- In other business, Blame Barclay Lothar know the women better, hence hospital. was welcomed as the new Grad Waterloo a with of Tina and developing good rapport representative. The responsibilities them. SAUDERS FLOWERS as house parents are The Commissioner of University LEE Lothar order to become head and In Affairs was directed to do research numerous diversified. residents, Tina said that preference WESTMOUNT PLACE According Tina, their primary on underfunding of post-secondary to is givento married couples, graduate duty as a liaison betweenthe education on a federal and 9 is to act students and those who possess a residents. Their duties provincial level, and report back to Dons and the sense of leadership. "We Cater To Students are also administrative ones in the Board. ' In summarizing this year, Tina they deal with the which said, "It was a really rewarding and Board members were informed CORSAGES in order to maintenance people learning experience." too, that the Good concert that the residence is run Lothar Brothers 10% OFF FOR STUDENTS ensure found it to be an agreeable scheduled for the Turret has been efficiently. Creating a relaxed and experience when he referred to this cancelled because the group is atmosphere is, according 886-6410 homelike year as "a real joy and satisfaction." recording an album. to Lothar, another one of their 8 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 12,1961 UW'S RADICAL LEFT: TEN YEARS AFTER Johnson explained. "They believed by Carl Friesen say the AIA and the Chevron do not Members discuss what the party political spectrum at the time profoundly that genuine social represent the true spirit ofthe Sixties "line" shouldbe and then vote on it. included a "substantial number of change could be achieved relatively V-rowds of long-haired antiwar and that the Left has all but All are then bound to suppport the anarchistically inclined people". easily. After a while they saw the demonstrators, chanting leftist disappeared from campus. decision arrived at by the majority However, the anarchists at UW were, that the capitalistic system was not slogans, have largely disappeared Jacob Arsenault, production and cannot deviatefrom it publicly, unlike European anarchists in that about to collapse by a push oftheir from the University of Waterloo manager of the official student even though they may personally they did not act from a definite body magnitude". Students saw that campus. Many residents of the city newspaper Imprint, says the Chevron disagree with it. of theory. UW anarchists opposed changing society was a larger job are glad of the calm the intervening and the AIA are considerably Membership in the CPC (M-L) is the structure of the university than they had originally thought. decade has brought since the heyday "Right ofLeft". secret except for public figures such administration and in sociey at Johnson outlined five ways the of the radical Left at UW. "The Chevrics (Chevron staff as spokespersons, Johnson says. large, he said. Sixties radicals then reacted. Is there any of the radical spirit members) are dogmatist which The Leftist movement at UW One group tried to "leave the out of a remaining there at all? makes them very un-Left compared A he present AIA grew concerned itse.'f with both issues on world" and took up very simple Some say it is alive and well. to the tradition of the Left of the combination of groups active a campus as well as national and lifestyles such as farming, a model decade ago at UW, such as the Doug Wahlsten, Psychology Sixties" he says. international concerns. Policies of they hoped the rest of the world Internationalists, a group professoi at UW since the late "What characterised the Left of Trotskyite the UW library were criticized would follow. Sixties, feels students there have the Sixties and still doescharacterise favouring an immediate worldwide heavily, and demonstrations were Some simply wore out. Johnson Communist revolution and other matured and that the issues faced by the Left are two things. One is a organized to gain student control says being aradical is "alot ofhassle groups following the teachings of the Left have broadened in scope. fundamental humanism, a sense of oyer the Campus Centre building. a lot of work". These people different revolutionary leaders. and "Pretty silly" is the termhe uses to responsibility for individual Larger issues addressed included gave up and to geta"square says it is to decided describe some of the actions of the freedoms, and the otheris curiosity" Johnson impossible the Vietnam war and the military world". say if there were any who were job in a square Left of the Sixties. "Like the library he said in an interview. draft in the United States. UW was large group (followers ofthe A very became sit-in, they just inconvenienced the Arsenault feels neither of these exclusively Maoists also one of the few campuses which reformists such as labour leaders traits late founder of Communist China wrong people" he said in a recent are emphasised in the present organised opposition to the and lawyers. Mao Zedong). "A great many were interview. Marxist-Leninist group. Although imposition of the War Measures Act Some went into political party quoting both Maoand Ho Chi Minh He says Leftists at UW are now there are still Leftist-inclined people during the FLQ crisis. work, in organisations such as the (leader of the Communist more experienced, having "been at UW, he feels there is nofeeling of Communist Party, revolutionaries in Vietnam). Many Canadian the through a lot". He doesn'tbelieve in community among them. What caused the scene at (M-L), or even the NDP. people were Marxist-Leninist-Ho UW to change? CPC the notion that students are more Johnson includes himself in the lVlany who observed the changes Chi Minhists" says Johnson. "The original radicals were conservative now. They are just last group, which he says saw the in the last decade agree that ten years He went on to say that the extremely optimistic people" more willing to think issues through world wasn't yet ready for radical ago the Leftist movement was more before acting, Wahlsten maintains. change, and "we just didn't know spontaneous than organized and Wahlsten is spokesperson for the enough about it". These people went had strong undercurrents of Anti-Imperialist Alliance (AIA), "back to the salt mines anarchism all forms of ofacademia" student wing of the Communist opposing and continued their education. Party of Canada(Marxist-Leninist), government. a revolutionary pro-Albanian "It wasnot a party discipline type feels the leftist ofradicalism" says Leo Johnson, a Johnson movement group. He is also a frequent of the Sixties was not really afailure History professor atUW who was contributor to the Chevron, a radical even if it did not accomplish all its active in the radical Left ten years newspaper which is widely believed goals. to ago. "The main difference is that in be dominated by the AIA. He said more of the public now The a the late Sixties and early Seventies, AIA is small but vocal acknowledges that the "system" is group, the visible radicals were not and one ofthefew organised there and that itis rotten. "TheLeft groups still on campus that organized. There were many different types of radical provided the framework in which considers itselfLeftist. people look at System" he said. persuasions with different goals". the Wahlsten says the group's ultimate you require Johnson contrasts the spontan- "If immediate aims are "opposing war gratification, the Left is a hard aity and informality ofa decade ago way preparations, promoting demo- to go" Johnson said. with the and "The public cracy, stopping the shifting of the present-day AIA becomes Communist Party of Canada dissatisfied. The Left had burden of the economic crisis onto promised (Marxist-Leninist), which he says far more than it ever had a the backs of the people, and right to promise". opposing of are very political, well-disciplined, all types racist violence. Social change by the Left is a slow We are in support of national and well-organized. Hard party-style discipline process, he said. "But only with liberation struggles is . required by the CPC (M-L), he said. enormously inflated expectations Many observers at UW, however, can you be disappointed". YUKON JACKATTACK 2. TheWolfBite. .-2 _M -^_J-JS-_r Inleashl ounce of U Yukon Jack '^^**mm*~m*%&7?&% with 1 ounce _JF_r _>i_fc^_^_N__> VA. and you'll have lassoed the

The Black Sheep of CanadianLiquors. Concocted with fine CanadianWhisky. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 12,1981 9 ENTERTAINMENT Gagnon and the Orford Quartet The electrifying genius of ensembles. Collectively, from across pianist/composer Andre Gagnon Canada, The Orford String Quartet combined with the smooth, classical is: Andrew Dawes (Violin), Kenneth sounds ofThe Orford StringQuartet Perkins (Violin), Terence Helmer will provide a memorable eveningof (Viola), and Denis Brott (Cello). popular chamber music at The The Orford is quartet-in-residence Centre In The Square on Sunday at the University of Toronto, where March 15 at 8:00 pm.An exciting it helps train Canada's future new work, composed by Andre musicians. Gagnon for string quartet and In 1974 the Quartet received first piano, will be performed at this prize in the International String concert. Quartet Competition in Stockholm. Andre Gagnonis amusical genius It has toured extensively and has and international star. Heis famous made twenty recordings. for his work in television, concert Throughout the world, the performances, extremely popular Quartet's performances are recordings and his music for ballet acclaimed for their unique blend of and film. He is a dynamic performer musical qualities: extremely and entertainer as well as a gifted sensitive interpretations; dazzling composer. virtuosity; passionate intensity; and Gagnon studied classical piano audacious dynamics and tempi. and was accompanist to most of See piano superstar, Andre Quebec's leading singers, such as Gagnon, with The Orford String Monique Lerac, Claude Leveillee Quartet in concert at The Centre In and Gilles Vigneault. He has The Square on Sunday, March 15 performed and recorded with top for one performance only at 8:00 orchestras aroundtheworld, and his pm. For lovers of music, both own compositions have garnered classical and popular, this is the K-W Symphony Hosts Austin Quartet him Gold, Platinum and Double concert to see. Ticket prices are KWSO since 1976 and is an avid Platinum Records as well as Juno $6.50, $8.00 and $9.50. Special Austin Quartet series begins this chamber music enthusiast. One Kitchener Public library, in Awards. discounts are available for groups of Saturday December 13, 8:00 P.M. unusual feature of the Austin Toronto, at the Mutual Life in The Orford String Quartet is one 25 or more. Place:s7 Young St. W. Waterloo. is that Jan and Robin take Waterloo, and at several other of the world's foremost chamber Quartet around the Tickets $5/$3, single; Series from $7 turns at the first violinist's position, places area. $25. the belief that the to he generally taking itat the Classical In Austin r*. CLASSIFIED UNCLASSIFIED UNCL 5 The String was deserves more exposure, Austin Quartet works, she at the Romantic ones. Quartet X- ago four W Chamber Music Society if) HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the loveliest, nicest, most adorable head founded a year when Frances Greer has taught Suzuki has Q enterprising young musicians organized a series of three concerts (/) Bunny of them all. violin/viola for many years, coming Love, —-, decided to continuetheir occasional by them this season. Thefirst was on Lots of to this area for that purpose in 1975. Hugh and Fellow Bunnies cj informal music-making on a more She plays the viola with the Austin December 13,1980.The second will serious basis. Three are regular be on March 17, 1981 and features {J Mr. John'sWord ofthe Week: Thesis Due. Can you saySuicide? Quartet. you can. Try. members of the K-W Symphony Chris Sharps hails from Barbara Hankin, clarinetist withthe _2 Orchestra, and the fourth is a well- Windsor and is a student at Wilfrid K-W Symphony, as guest artist. The who [_J >^ known local string teacher uses Laurier University's Faculty of third is on May 16thandfeatures the _5 Sublet: May to August. Cheap. New fourbedroomSemi-detached, (/) the Suzuki method, and Music. Chris has been with the outstanding young area pianist U* furnished. Access to Shopping Centre andBeer Store. Call 888- (j) occasionaly plays with the National Youth Orchestra of Kenneth Hull, pianist, and the well. The four: £-. Symphony as Canada and played second cello nationally-known contralto Lilian C/) needs a ride to somewhere between violin, is Looking for one person who »■* Robin Chadwlck, from with Ivan Williams in the K-W Kilianski as guest artists. Share and costs Kiwanis Thunder Bay and Winnipeg (inclusive). driving '. Waterloo and has won Chamber Music Society's concert A seriessubscriptionto the Austin call Brian 884-4802. with K-W hj Leave May 1. If interested O competitions, played the last January. 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Prices: £V several years. $12 regular, $7 student/senior, H If found plese contact Mike at 884-6864. j"** for The Austin Quartet began and graduate student in $25 (includes a$ Jan Zwlcky is a performing in public last April, and donor 13 charitable !"■*< General Kaos and Friends, Jrl at the University of donation The is fcjj Did know that a care is like The essence of Philosophy has since played a concert for receipt). public you driving just painting? )jl Toronto but lives in Bridgeport/ KWCMS on our Summermusic in invited to support this outstanding (/) creativity has been confined due to our having been conditioned as ■»— She has played with the young chamber ensemble. C/) children stay between the lines. Kitchener. 1980 series as well as concerts at the to n Weasel, [■- >-J Thanks for Shooting Bears last Thursday. P*J Heaven Like Typing an Essay? O P-S. 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Mr. Nugent of March 7 and killed the buffalo with the bow and rock'n'roll who creates music that further thebest deal oftheday atleastin this is a uniquerock'n'roller whosesense in Toronto illustrated how arrow, not a high powered rifle like shocks and repels society and its buying public is stillmore hack's opinion, was a slightly used ofshowmanship leaves little more to the record those who belong to the National bastions. And if society and its wiling prices in be desired. His outrageousbehavior than to pay ransom Rifle Association. In fact, Mr. mores are virtuousand morally right particular import copyofthe Plastic Ono on stage never fails to dazzle and order to cultivate their Band Nugent is an ardent conservational- that does not mean that it is not the Live Peace in Toronto 1969, on awe the legions of followers who are musical interest. Even to enter ist who contributes to many acceptable in a brief period of one's dealers Apple, for $14.95. This far primarily those ofthe working class room where the hallowed classic ecological organizations which does life to indulge in some sort ofcovert hawk their wares cost the pon pleb persuasion. opinion Ted Nugent's sledgehammer not gel with the widely held rechanneled rebellion? the extortionate amount of $5.00. outshines much of the drivel that he is a reckless, immoral In our industrial, technological This was to see roughly 35 dealers guitar runs and slightly misogynistic currently available for the list price and sado-masochistic lyrics are his Neanderthal. confusing society, this period of charge outlandishbucks forproduct selling price of $6.99 may not take too is to of $9.29 and fans' great source of appeal and his Ted Nugent rebellion and allienation hard of dubious value. Perhaps the tone available were a the last description It is even desirous and upwards. Also detractors' prime source ofderision. much issue with avoid. that there counterfeit copies ofrare to deliberately period number of Nugent's latest extra-musical because he seems be this ofrebellion. Andthat Beatles albums on the Vu-Jay label. cultivate a'jungleman' type ofimage is the appeal of Ted Nugent's music of the whole affair was better shown example of outrageous behavior $10.00 was the pound offlesh asked becoming officially the first person witness the cover on his last album. and its source of intrinsic value. when we noticed a lone figure by the Shylocks in charge. selling outside the main entrance Beatle memorabalia was in short for John Lennon memorialbuttons supply.. Apart from the usual the princely sum of $1.00. offering ofCar's Concert Pies, Elvis Listen: Here Comes the WLU Orchestra Fortunately there were few takers. Death Certificatesand JohnLennon Lives buttons, many dealers had a Recent rehearsals for this term's party) the orchestra finds itselfright experience, with the composer and Once inside, the fanaticwas treatd definite lack of genuine Beatle main orchestral concert have back into intensive rehearsals; this orchestra both being sensitized to to a confusing, yet awesome sight: product. Beatle bubblegum cards presented new and interesting time in preparation for the April the work and dedication involved in the lineup. Punks and Urban fetched (or should I say, hoped to challenges for the 50 member WLU 10th performance of the Brahms such an endeavour. The result cowboys notwithstanding, the fetch) $60.00for a stack fo 30 at one orchestra. Tomorrow's program Requiem, with conductor Victoi shouldbe interesting in the leastand lineup consisted oftwo elements: us stand; there was little evidence of features violinist Alec Catherwood Martens. possibly a precedent setting and them. "Them" was a puzzling anything else worthwhile at the in Tchaikovsky's virtuosic violin Professor Catherwood has been phenomenon that might trigger the others. Thankfully, there was a concerto. Also appearing in the teaching at Laurier for the past two performance and commission of array of punks aforementioned and definite lack of Elvis garbage concert in conductor/composer is years. He is a graduate of the other contemporary works. pokes plus the not unexpected compared to other shows. Owen Underhill, who will lead the American Conservatory ofMusic in Caesar Franck's D-minor Liverpool accents (from 10year olds To this pon sap anyway, this orchestra through the premiere Chicago. He has performed symphony is his only such workand not even in Pampers when J.P.G. Beatles convention was little more performance of Claude Schryer's extensively with orchestras and indeed he need not write many more, and R's divorce came through). than a cheap imitation of the many graduation compostion "Sans chamber groups. Those who for this one is both exhausting and were those "Us" dressed in typical fine conventions held in the USA vouloir Rien Dier". attended the last two concerto horrendously difficult. It is a spring-is-coming late garb and trying to and an attempt to cash in on the The opening work of the evening concerts are familiar with his fine romantic work that bathes in figure out the answers to theBeatles Beatle sentiment stirred by John will be Mozart's II Seraglio work and superior musicianship. "beautiful" harmony and melody, trivia quiz (well, do you know the Lennon's recent death. Rock films overture. And rounding off the Claude Schryer is a fourth year and for that reason is still very name of George's group before he are nothing new atrock conventions program is Caesar Franck's composition major at theFaculty of popular and well known. joined the QUARRYMEN? and the hotel bar was packed Symphony in D Music. His composition "Sans The WLU orchestra, under Hmmm?) Nevertheless the line did compared to the facilities offered by This term has been particularly Vouloir Rien Dire" (Without conductor Micheal Purves-Smith move well, as opposed to the farcical the promoters. But, the people were busy for the WLU orchestra. Earlier wanting to say Nothing) was written will begin itsprogram at 8 pm in the displays of past extravaganzas in there and as long as they insist on this year they prepared and last fall and was composed newly improved Theatre Auditor- October and November. puttine up with high admission successfullyperformed twoconcerto particularly for theWLU orchestra. ium. Tickets are $4 for adults and$2 prices and second rate product the concerts (Jan. 30th and Feb. 13th). Rehearsing and learning the work for students, and are available at the Suddenly we found ourselves promoters, forever canny, will keep After this Friday's concert (and has grown into a two way learning dodr. flung into the arena which was the on taking advantage of the record convention proper. Actually, it was buying public to their own benefit. Tamiae Stag Has One Sour Note CLASSIC BUSINESS CARDS by Dave Gellner joke contest. Some ofthe jokeswere some crying to be done. Someone and some of the jokesters What do the following quotes terrible decided that they wanted to have a were even have in "They only worse. The winner, crown and anchor wheel, so he BUSINESS CARDS common? have took home a OV and OK Ale", "She can't do however, bottle of stole one. Now the Tamiae hockey booze for his efforts. that" and "I'm allergic to league, who rented the wheel is out STAG TICKETS penicillin". Well, if you can't figure Then along came the entertain- $123.00. It is asked that whoever it out, I heard themall at the Tamiae ment. The first two were quite "borrowed" thewheel return it with WEDDING, PARTY INVITATIONS Stag on Tuesday night. enjoyable. The last two were no questions asked to room PlOO6. The stag this yearmust onceagain absolutely amazing. The only Other than this incident, the be considered a success. The night comment I'll make is that I never evening was an excellent one. It started quietly. There was the usual want to go to a marshmallowroast. seems that every year the stags get RETA MOSSER 648-2171 BRESLAU card-playing, black-jack and wheel Now it is all over except for the better, so I think I'll return for next of fortune games. Then there was a crying, and unfortunately there is year's. Every Monday night, Mothers will deliver a perfect eight slice, 3 item pizza for just $3.69

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Time never fades away Time never fades away ...He .understands. Time never fades away Light streams through and pierces the gloom If only we shift our gage. Time never fades away Mike J. Strathdee /uperclip/ J. W. Bryce

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bethe performance are also to for films, many Gain astronomer. Tonight's be calling 894-2344. The SMALL CLUBS vegeburgers. complete FILMS NASA, are Search for available understanding by produced by is in the Theatre ofthe March 12 vegetarian Anti-worlds, Knowledge or performance tongue,- belly and mind. Come Mar. 13 Arts at 3:00 pm and tickets cost The Jewish Association is Certainty. Admission is free and Waterloo hungry! Bring a friend, it'sfree. The and LEGACY will be $5.00 sponsoring a bagel brunch from PSYCHO everyone welcome. vegetarian club meets in the Psych in at 10:00 pm. Cost of am to 1:30 pm. Drop infor a shown lEI 21 11:30 building at U of W in the 3rd floor is $2.00. Mar. 23 Mar. bagel, you'll have a chance to meet admission lounge at 6:00 p.m. 17 OF GRAND OLE OPRY will people and find outabout other Mar. AGUIRRE, THE WRATH THE new subjects, present two shows at the Kitchener that have been planned. the movie to be shown this GOD and two short activities The WLU Campus club is in lEI auditorium, one at 2:00 pm and the The group will meet in the outer PC is BENEATH THE DEMON AND MARVELS and holding discussion sessions week titled the at 8:00 pm. lounge of the Seminary Building. If informal VALLEY THE ULTRA CHAIRMEN will be screened at other the lunchhour. If you are OF you have any questions, you can during is 7:00 pm and Theatre at U.W. Show interested in politics and current VIXENS. Showtime Humanities March 24-25 contact Gary Gladstone at 745- 10:00pm and admission is $2.00 starts at 8:00 pm sharp. events come out to room 2C7 Ballet of Canada will -6623. Mar. 24 The National anytime between 11:30am and 1:30 March 19 the Sleeping Beauty at 8:00 Mar. perform 17 Wilfrid Laurier University will Themovie in IEI this Tuesday is the pm at the Centre in the Square. pm. •The Vegetarian club of the March 27 present two films on astronomy and ISLAND, at 7:00 pm and 10:00 Tickets are $9.00, $ 10.50and $ 12.50. University of Waterloo is holding 7 associated subjects at 7:00 pm in the Price of admission is $2.00 The Laurier Christian Fellowship 22 demonstration workshops. Arts Bldg. room lEI. The series is March cooking group is sponsoring a Coffeehouse Mar. 31 Are youa vegetarian or trying to be the Paul Martin Centre from 8:30- sponsored by the WLU physics The UW dance dept. presents its in host Prof. be shown in one? Learn to prepare savories, -11:30 pm. department with The last big movie to annual choreagraphic workshop. chutneys, halva, curries .and even Raymond Koenig, a WLU IEI this year is THE ROSE starring An evening of dance performed and is 7:00 pm Bette Middler, Showtime conceived by the Faculty and and 10:00 pm and admission is students of the UW Dance Dept. $2.00. The event will take place in the PERFORMING ARTS Humanities Theatre at 8:00 pm and admission is $2.50 and $1.50 for Mar. 15 students. PROJECT PEOPLE: a group of 24 Mar. 4-18 enthusiastic young performers In the concourse: books by C.S. debut their 1981 show prior to their BOARD OF in Lewis, professor of Oxford coast performance West He is known for his Featuring music from University. Vancouver. literary criticisms, his religious and the to the present, the show is 40*s works, and his science guaranteed to be a winner. Tickets ethical STUDENT ACTIVITIES fiction.

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For application and calendar, write: — ADMISSIONS, Faculty of Education Althouse College The University of Western Ontario 1137 Western Road, London, Ontario N6GIG7 Telephone: (519) 679-2367 _—_—_—_—_———_—_—_—•_—_—_———•——_—•——I————————————I——I—■———■_■—_—_—_————•—————M_—i———■ The Cord W•kly, Thui'MaJ, M•rch 12,1111 13 be are also to be... to be .. to be... to be... to be 894-2344. The in the Theatre of the Mar. 9-20 March 17 March 18 PRESERVATION HALL JAZZ 1rom ineffective c:oaf1lct 'manaae­ BAND will perform legendary jazz ment. The pubUcu invited to attend and tickets cost Exhibit will be by Student-Faculty­ The National Arts Centre Orchestra Graduation recital by Gordon A. music at the Centre in the Square at this 6th annual coofe.renc:e Staff in the concourse gallery of the will be performing at the Centre in Burnett, voice. Recital will be held in 8;00 pro, tickets for this performance orpDized by the studeots- of. ud)aa central teaching building. Everyone the Square, Wednesday March 18, at the Theatre Auditorium at 8 pro. are $9.50, $11.00 and $12.50 with and reponal .plapning at UW. The welcome. 8:00 pro. The orchestra will play Admission free and everyone special discounts for groups of 25 or Registration fee of SS.OO at. the doo( Bloch's Concerto Grosso #l for welcome. more. includes.!\Inch. The sym~u~Js in_ CONCERTS String Orchestra and Solo Piano, the nleatte 9f the Arts and runs March 18 J.S. Bach's Concerto for Violin and Mardttl LECTURES from 8:30 lm until 6:oo·pm: Oboe in C. Minor and Mozart's will Graduation recital by Grace Elaine March 1l March 15 Music at noon feature Peggie "Jupiter" Symphony #41 , k. 551. Sampson, baroque cello. Concert Bender, voice. Recital will be held in Planning meeting for the Southern Tickets cost $6, $8, and $10, with Solar energy society of Canada is be held in the Keffer Memorial the Theatre Auditorium at 8 pro. Africa action committee. Dis­ will $1.50 off for students and senior having an open meeting and Chai)el at 12 noon; ~ission free Admission free and everyone cussion of followup to Zimbabwe is citizens. For tickets, call the box workshop at the Adult Recreation welcome. campaign and future events. For and everyone welcome. office at 578-1570. This concert is Centre starting at 7:45 pro., 185 King information phone WPIRG, ext. March 13 The NATIONAL ARTS CENTRE presented by the Kitchener­ South Waterloo, Room "A" main floor. Topics to be featured are: 2578 or CUSO, ext. 3144. In the Theatre Auditorium at 8:00 ORCHESTRA with condUctor Waterloo Symphony Orchestra. March 30 pm, the WL U Orchestra will give a Scmyon Bychkov and soloists, solar hot water heating, energy March 19 There will be a seminar featuring a performance with guest soloist Alec Walter Prystawski, Rowland Floyd savings in the home, and solar Music at noon will feature New speaker from Nestle's advocating Catherwood, violin, featuring and Armas M:aiste will pvc an greenhouses. Nestle's · involvement in infant Claude Schryer's graduation ;om­ evening of .entertainment at the Music Concert, Electronic Music, Mar• . 14 Irving llmer, violin. Concert will be formula distribution. Also on hand position "Sans Vouloir Rien Dire". Centre.'- in the $quare. The PARTICIPAtiON OR CON­ held in the Theatre Auditorium will be a member from an opposition Works by Tchaikovsky, Mozart and J;tnohiiarlce' is ·at ·g:O() pro·· and at 12 FRONTATION? A symposium noon. Admission is free and group INFACT . Starting time is Franck. Tickets are only $4.00 for tickets for the show arc $6.00, $8.00 addresses the problem of confronta­ and SlO.OO . everyone welcome. tion which has too often resulted 7:30p.m. in the Paul Martin Centre, adults and $2.00 for students. :::::::::·· ··: .. ·:· ·... ·· · · ... ~ · ... :::: :n; ~i!mim:; nnii! Everyone welcome. Toronto Jazz pianist and singer BEVERLY GLENN-COPE­ books by C.S. LAND will perform a benefit of Oxford concert for Zimbabwe reconstruc­ is known for his tion at Conrad Grebe! College at his religious and 8:00 pm. Tickets ·for her and his science performance are $4.00 and S3.SO for WPIRG or Fed. members. Mar; 14 TED NUGENT will be in concert at the Kitchener auditorium at 8:00 pm. The Kitchener-Waterloo Chamber Music Society will present a "French Evening" as part of their Gourmet series, to be heid Saturday, March 14 .D.card in Conrad Grebel College at UW. 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·•· 14 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 12,1981 NEW REVOLUTIONS Captain of Kopenick a Satire Jerry Zeidenberg Johnny Van Zant Band treatment of this theme (and, of symbols of authority. Holly Penfield set for the rest of the album. Of On Friday, March 5, the History course, satire always goes to This sort of automatic deference, course, if you like those two cuts, Department presented The Captain extremesto prove a point.)The hero however true it may have been in Murray Head you'll love the whole album ofKopenick, a filmabouta man who of the story, Voigt, commits people of Wilhelmian Germany, is with Blue Northern The most appropriate song would collides with "the system" in late harmless crimes, is punished certainly not a peculiarity of time or have to be "Rough at the Edges" nineteenth century Germany. The brutally long prison sentences, and place. It is of some interest to note, Atlanta Rhythm Section which is exactly what they are. movie was shown to give history finds himself despised by society. that TTte Captain of Kopenick was students (and anyone else interested) That he is a sincerely charming filmed first in Germany, in 1931 —a by Greg Brown The next album is the debut effort a chance to see what German character doesn't matter; he has no prognostication, of a Vancouver band called society political perhaps, of that period was like. no position, no status of things to come. The This week I have a collection of BLUE NORTHERN which is the stripes, lofty version The Captain Kopenick, a good symbols. Voigt, however, is aware of shown last Friday was a remake so-called records that will be put to way their music makes me feel, very of of dramatic story with an idea behind his problem, and devises a scheme the original, produced in 1956 the test of listenability. BLUE. With more than the it it, ridicules the militaristic, which outwits everybody. Simply by hints at the deference many — Unfortunately only one of the five occasional fiddle thrown in by * had authoritarian character ofPrussia in donning the uniform of a captain, made to the McCarthyist inquests of pass the test. vocalist Gary Comeau, this EP those days. Too often, people were and speaking with authority, he not long before. The (extended play) is extended about first is the JOHNNY VAN not esteemed for their personal takes charge of a brigade ofsoldiers At any rate, The Captain ZANT BAND'S debut album four songs too many, which is all it of "No goodness or delicacy of feeling. and arrests the all-mighty mayor of Kopenick has a timeless point to More Deals". contains. Dirty Johnny's older Rather, respect was given to those Kopenick! Everybody Voigt meets, make, and does it with wit, wisdom, brother was the Van Zant of the with a uniform, or official position; while in uniform, treats him with the and charm: We should Leonard HOLLY PENFIELD is in the respect those Skinnard Band who was in a word, it was givenas a of utmost servility. All are duped who exude not killed same category as NERVUS REX symbol humanity, authority. tragically last year. Johnny is status, not to because they immediately give into into which has been reviewed earlier in deserving individuals. Florida type rock'n'roll (Tom The film is satirical in its Petty and the Heartbreakers) which this column. Her debut album is takes little skill and no brains. The called "Full GrownChild". Too bad grew up. very poor big song (?) is "Coming Home" she A (extremely) with little offer Drama Provides Insight Into Revolt which is where he should have LP to except as a stayed in the first place. "HardLuck frisbee. For its winter production, the questions evoked during the show Story" is another song for all you University of Waterloo Drama have a particular relevance today headbangers out there. The only album this week that is Department will present 1837: the and may be of special interest to worth a listen is by MURRAY Farmer's Revolt,by Rick Salutin and political science and history ARS (Atlanta Rhythm Section) is HEAD and is called "Voices". Head Theatre Passe Muraille. The students. By attempting to great ifyou like their laidback blues has been around for a while and production, directed by Catherine transform a historical event into a type of music and that's all you get shows this, with a polished and very May, will run from March 17 to 21, vibrant and energetic theatrical on their new album. "The Boys fine LP. Some of the best songs are 1981 in the Humanities Theatre. experience the ensemble ofsix actors From Doraville" should be "Last Days of an Empire", "Hey Curtain is at 8:00 p.m. and actresses hopes to create a entitled "The Boys From Lady" and"Chance Encounters". It This play relates the story of the greater sense of pride and meaning Badsville".With songs like even includesthe French lyrics ifyou only armed offensive against in the past which we all share. "Cocaine Charlie" and "Next get ambitious and want to read and colonialism in Canadian history. Tickets are now on sale at the Year's Rock'n'Roll" you should be translate them. 1837:The Farmer's Revolt seeks to University's Central Box Office in The Humanities Theatre Building, the Humanities Theatre building. causes, the aims and the relative For ticket information, please call failure oftherevolution as expressed the Box Office at 885-4280, or at through the lives of the farmers 885-1211 ext. 2126. Regular FRANK VETERE'S themselves. admission is $5.00 and student/ This production breaks from any seniorrates are $3.00. The following dry or remote attitude towards group rates are also available: for a history by communicating directly group of ten people or more, to the audience in an entertaining admissioa is $2.00 each; for a group and lively manner. Set within the of fifty people or more, admission is medium ofthe stage, the characters' only $1.50 each. If you would like humour, ideals and criticisms are more information about the given a new and powerful production itself, please call the immediacy. In light of the present Drama Secretary at 885-1211, ext. constitutional talks many of the 3730.

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,.. Q z c ,.. (J;., _ a:,.. Ill ~ . *"'" Gl 0 . - CJ ~ ~ i An arm obscures the face of a Super Sports Competitor about to attempt a bench press Sue Lanktree prepares to shoot durln1 Super Sports VolleybaU Serve Competition. Mitzi Adderly and Mona Dudtschak look on. faster run. I. managed to drag myselt to tne ena ready to challenge Renaldo The next event was a timed chin­ of the pool far behind all other Nehemiah~the winner of this year's Super Sports as an event was testing, challenging and fun for those ups competition. Not wishing to up competitors. This was the last of the television Superstars competition. who watched and for those who competed. Tim Baine's light, somewhat my chin for anyone, I decided to Monday night events so I had one Come to think of it, I wasn't ready to personalized artie/ e seems to capture the feeling of those participatmg pass on this event and attempt the day to psych myself up for the final _challenge quite a few of the other competitors. I was forced to console for the first time both in the stands and in the event!· and so it appears oncoming 50 metre swim. event: the obstacle course. myself with the fact that some of my here. As I entered the pool area, On Tuesday night, all competitors thoughts of Mark Spitz and hts were bubblmg with anticipation better events such as underwater At this pomt, though, congratulations should not be f!!issed and famous stx gold medal performance over the mammoth obstacle course. basket weaving and advanced beer certainly are due to division winners Barry Quarrel/. Mona Dudtschak. in the 1972 Olympics dashed The course was challenging and chugging were not included in the Jill Fewster and Gary Murtagh. through my head. My actual much too difficult to describe for the curriculum. seriously, despite not Unfortunately Barry was unable to run the obstacle course for the swimmmg was far from gold medal purposes of this story. The highlight winning any events, I did not feel like a loser. Anyone who competed over-all men's title because of a thumb m]ury sustained during the calibre and according to notable of the event was a stunning run of 35 sources, notably future monk seconds by Barry Quarrel, enabling was a winner. The competition was obstacle course final.of the Varsity Men 's division. Gary Murtagh was Theotis Angus and Shemp Brodie, him to capture first place in the event well organized and the people who awarded the over-all title. my swimming motion resembled a and the Varsity Men's Champion- were responsible for setting it up Jill Fewster, the Varsity Women's champ completed the gruelling human egg beater. Despite an inner ship title. 1 deserve congratulations. Hopefully, obstacle course final in sufficient time to capture the women's over-all fear that I would need to be rescued My first Supersports competition it will be an even greater success next year! title. by the Fort Lauderdale Beach Patrol had reached a finale. I was sure not Sports Ed.

by Tim Baines and I began to see myself dressed in a Last week the Carling-O'Keeefe Los Angeles Laker uniform playing 1ponsored Supersports competition alongside Magic Johnson and was staged in the Athletic Complex Kareem-Abdul Jabar. My NBA Final Results of Super Sports Competition on Monday and Tuesday nights. The hopes soon vanished as I failed to competition consisted of six events sink any further baskets. of which each competitor was forced The next event was the football to choose five. Being the brave sort throw where the object was to throw land because there was a free T -shirt the pigskin through a tire suspended 10 it for me) I strutted on down to the in mid-air. I bubbled with Women's Varsity 1. Jill Fewster 49 pts. A.C. with delusions of victory confidence despite the fact that my 2. Margaret Foy 41 pts. dancing in my head. practise throw had sailed far over The first event on Monday the tire. I stepped up to take my evening was the 800 metre run. As I three throws and watched in • . rtepped up to the starting line, I was disbelief as all three rocketed well Men's Varsity 1. Barry Quarrell 42 pts. lull of optimism. After all, how hard above the tube. My frustrations were 2. Chris "Greek" Triantafilou 31 pts. could running six laps of the gym reaching a peak and I began to feel possibly be? My optimism soon as if I would be better off sitting at \ thanged to physical pain as my face home being an armchair jock. turned six shades of green an my The shuttle run was next on the Women's Non-Varsity 1. Mona Dudtschak -- 37 pts. ;tomach made its way down to my agenda and I expected to perform '~t. Somehow I managed to well in this event due to a 2. Susan Lanktree 32 pts. romplete the required distance with "Superstars Preparation Training 3. Rhonda Groves 32 pts. 1 respectable fourth place finish. Program" which I participated in The basketball accuracy throw last summer in the wilds of Africa was next on the agenda and I knew chasing gazelles. My hopes an high Men's Non-Varsity 1. Gary Murtagh 39 pts. ~hat it woulq not be one of my better as 1 stood first with only a couple of events. The only dribbling that I was runners left. High hopes soon turned 2. Edmund Jurevicius 37 pts. 0 accustomed to was the steady flow to "on the ropes" as I was defeated of beer that ran down my chin of pub by 105 seconds and had to settle for Three of my shots quickly second place. My Molson mu9Cle their way through the hoop was just a little much to allow me a • 16 Tha Cord Waakty, Thuraday, March 12,1981 Off and Running: Blood Pressure

are somewhat distended or pressure and this by David Menary is a normal treatment of human disease, it stress on the heart. More stretched. This expansion is process. would be ... a pill which would specifically, hypertension, over a momentary with each pulse. Then, make all those silent and dangerous of time may cause By and large, everyone has had It is important to note that low period walls conditions This, he atherosclerosis (hardening of the their blood pressure taken. when the heartrests, theartery blood pressure does not constitute a painful." the blood would initiate the person arteries). Generally, protocol has it that the spring back forcing problem. In fact, low pressure is a suggests, through the body between heart to seek out help early. "normal" reading is 120 over 80. rarity; it almost never occurs. This is Blood pressure is variant from While this is indeed a contractions. the reason thatlow blood pressure is individual to individual and within normal is a This is indicated by a relatively not commonly heard of. Conversely, Although hypertension the same individual at different reading, there are many variants of dangerous cause lower arterial pressure called much has been heard of high blood disease, it israrely a times. Those who are heavy weight, normal and while your own reading the an diastolic pressure (relaxation of death. It is more often to have elevated blood may not correspond to thisone, you pressure, called hypertension. It has some tend phase). Normal readings for young" indication that there is pressures. Blood pressure is should not necessarily exclude been estimated that of those emotional or physical problem that yourself from the "normal" group. people are between 100 and 130 members who comprise the above 50 noticeably lowerin the morning just systole. Standard maximum values age category, over half have some must be corrected. What hyper- awakening and What exactly is blood pressure for this phase for those under 50 after before degree of hypertension. In its initial tension does do is weaken other breakfast (called the basal or anyway? Well, it is the pressure years should not exceed more than resting stages, hypertension causes no pain systems of the body so thatthey may state). This when the exerted on the arterial walls by the 150 over 90 at rest. Over fifty, it is most blood. When the heart pumps blood or symptoms. This is why it is fail and cause serious illness. For accurate reading may be taken. As should not exceed 175 over 100 at example, important f6r it to be checked consider strokes or heart you rise, it rises. As you stand, it arterial of the rest. On occasion, individual into the system body, periodically. If detected in its continues its ascent. In fact, This is called variation may differ from these early it produces a pressure. stages, a better treatment is effected. disease. Nicotine impairs lung throughout the day, every action, pressure (contraction figures, yet still be considered the systolic As Dr. John Freese relates "IfI had function and also increases blood this is taking place, normal. With aging, there is every thought, has its effect on the phase). While a contribution to make to the pressure, thereby placing undue- the arteries leading out of the heart concomitant increases in blood blood pressure. These variations in pressure are normal and offer no danger. Continued hypertension though, is where the dangerpresents itself. In both men and women, the higher the blood pressure, the greater the risk of coronary artery disease. In fact, one study showed that those people with systolic pressures of 180 or above were seven times as likely to have coronary artery disease than those who had systolic pressures of 120 or lower. The effects of training on the blood pressure is interesting. It has been suggested that training may actually reduce some forms of hypertension. During exercise, blood pressure rises. As a result of vasodilation in the vascular load of working muscles, the peripheral resistance to blood flow is reduced during exercise, but the elevation in cardiac output causes the blood pressure to rise. Consequently, normal resting levels of 120 over 80 rriay increase to over 175 and 110 respectively during exercise. Also, arm exercise increases blood pressure more than leg work does. Therefore, the larger the exercising muscle groups (ie. the quadriceps group in the leg) the lower the blood pressure will rise. This fact has r , I important implications to heart patients doing arm work such as shovelling snow.

Certainly, the extent lifestyle plays a role in blood pressure disease is major. As Dr. Sam Johnson observed "man is never satisfied with himself as he is. He is forever pondering his status in life. He should put more energy into a determination to relax more frequently. Just where are we going, anyhow, which will not wait?"

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As pads were strapped to me, the Publications Feb 12/81 Bus I over Bus 7 by the score of 6-2 helmet put on and a reward placed on the head that helmet would Feb 25/81 Bus 4 over Bus 8 by the score of 6-4 encase, one clear and unceasing 884-2990 Bus 9 over Bus 3 by default emotion came to mind: fear. jobof Feb 26/81 Bus 2 over Bus 10 by default The goaltender is one which calls for a person to fall in front, 1 March 1/81 Bus 1 tied Bus 6, 3-3 swallow, block, or otherwise stop a small black but hard Bus 5 over Bus 7 by the score of4-1 very object called a puck. This job is hard enough once skating has been March 4/81 Bus 8 over Bus 7 by the score of 7-4 mastered but for those unable to gain such mastery it is similar to POSITIONS AVAILABLE dodging bullets at a firing range, except that in this case you have to Playoff Action make sure you get in the way of the bullets. March 5/81 Bus 10 upset Bus 5 by the score of 6-3 The puck is also an interesting Grad Photo Co-ordinator object. Small, flat, and round, it Bus 1 over Bus 6 by the score of 5-3 March 8/81 seems harmless enough. But Bus 8 over Bus 4 by the score of 5-2 somehow once that little thing is hit Looton Manager with a hockey stick it becomes fairly Scoring Champion Luka Brown 15 goals 12 assists dangerous. Manager: Cord Sunday night the tear choked Production equipment strapped Goaltending Champion Bus 5 down and the on, the first fearsome shots were Photo Technician: Cord taken.Many foundthe nettingas the warm-ups for the game began. Sports Editor: Cord Archibald Fastest Ever Dividing into teams, the Pol Sei a WLU track There has not been recorded a time of 1:35. Dros began a grueling hour work- athlete faster than Ron Archibald. An injury also struckEric Terry,a out. While the teams whizzed Residence Yearbook Editor The third year trackster posted a member of the Golden Hawk's around the ice, I rested my ankles new record at the OUAA Indoor 4x400 metre and wasforced to sit on scrapping the iceas any support they Track Championship as he blazed the sidelines withachilies tendonitis. were going to give had been Calendar Editor over the 50 metre distance in an Tom Oldfield provided the expended during work-outs. timed 6.01 the team electronically seconds. necessary insurance and The first shots of the game soon was given fifth place in the finish line sixth place. Apply in writing to "He crossed the in Bottom right corner. Bottom Ray Koenig explained. for squad dispite came. final", coach Burke suited up the left corner. Centre of the net. Three all within a ofone foursome "They were foot his injury and the Laurier goals and I was barely sweating. My they sorted it out Deb Stalker another and when completed the circuit of 3:32. confidence soon climbed as my first Ron recieved fifth." Hawk's Mike McAra entered two shots were stopped and my shots per showing capped offa the two day meet. In Archibald's events at the goal scored average climbed to President fine indoor season which saw the 600 metres the Laurier runner nearly two. Toronto native improve with each placed second in his particular and was fifth overall with a The pace ofthe game soon slowed> Student Publications outing. section with Meanwhile, the relay teams were one minute twenty-seven clocking. down as the five on four game its toll. Sweat beset with injuries to key personcl. The 1000 metres saw McAra no substitutions took the head Vetran Bill Burke pulled a muscle register a timeof 2:37 as he was the poured from helmeted applications the gamewore downI Deadline for consequently was forced to fifth runner to cross the line and around but as ! and one clear and withdraw from the 4x200 team. finished thirteenth overall. The soon realized that my had been The team found an emergency University of Toronto continued unceasing emotin March 20, 1981 was no longer! replacement inCourtney Taylorand their stronghold of the Track circuit overcome. Fear Relief hadcome to conquer. the Bramelea native helped the team as they captured the overall title. present. place as they to sixth i finish ■ a _■<*«*? ■-■■>3sm Get toknow thereal taste fc fIL 1 ofBacardi rum. Jj Sip itbefore you add your favourite mixer^^^ 18 Tha Cord Waakly, Thursday, March 12,1981 Swimming Season Over The swimming season came to a finished a ninthwith a time close for Laurier two weekends ago strong of Complain About Coach when the OWIAA and OUAA :25.2. His clocking of :25.2 was just Women Championships were contested in two tenths of a second off from qualifying for the CIAU swimming far Meredith was aware of the leg Guelph and Hamiltonrespectively. Montreal(CUP) —Thewomen's ice on. "I sit right there in the corner championships held last weekend in Merry said. problems Logan hadand fearing the Both teams finished tenth in the hockey team at McGill ran up a 0 so I don't see anything," Toronto. Tom alsofinished eleventh had worst asked Merryto take her off the standing ahead ofboth Ryerson and and 12record this year, but that was Another problem the team in the 100 metre free in a time of manager ice. Trent. the least of their problems. was the departure ofteam :56.4. The other event in which "I can play her the way I want. At the OWIAA championships in The 25women who showed up for Meredith, in the middle of herterm. Laurier made a final was in the 400 a And if she drops while she's out Guelph, the best performance land training in October dwindledto Meredith was fired because of metre freestyle relay. The team there; she drops. I'm the coach", turned in by a Golden Hawk nine by February. In fact, the personality conflict with Merry. consisted of Hett, Dawkins, she Merry said, according to Meredith. swimmer was by Joanne Van Maele Tim Martlets their last Meredith said Merry thought Tim Dohertyand JakobPilibiet and actually played Ex-Martlet Laura Drover, cited when she made the 400 metre free three games with a mere nine was causing the slump in team they finished a commendable Merry's attitude as a problem. She style finals. In the race she finished players. The problem? morale and the general downfall of twelfth in a time of 14:14.3 Other said Merry had a great deal of twelfth in a personal best of 5:20 "The coach," said ex-Martlet the team. strong individual performances because I experience with men's and boy's while no other team member Mado Racicot, when she was asked "He told me that it was turned in by Laurier swimmers were his back," said teams but little with women's qualified for finals, excellent swims why she quit the team. Other ex- was coaching behind by Tim Dawkins (four personal best teams. They often compare the were turned in by Sue White, Marg Martlets gave the same answer. Meredith. times and second alternate for the after a Martlet's to the boys, Merryreferred Lutzi and Laurie McEachern. The Martlets', past and present, Meredith was let go 1500 metre freestyle final), Tim there to goalie Isabel Marchand as a At the OUAA championships in grievances with coach Brian Merry, tournament in Toronto where Doherty (two personal best times) "super little girl." Hamilton, Laurier swimmers made in his first year at the team's helm, had been problems. and Jakob Pilibiet (one personal Cory Merry was asked to evaluate his three finals; two individual and one ranged from the fact that he sat in Meredith had asked Logan, best time). performance as coach. relay. A fantastic individual their dressing room while they a former Martlet, torejoin the squad The swim team would like to IfI had hockey players performance was turned in by Tom dressed for games, to his conductat for an exhibition tournament. "Terrible. thank Pam for the tremendous job I would havedone a lot better. I just Hettwhen he made Finals in both 50 games and practices and his Logan agreed, butasked that shenot she did this year in coaching the have the talent," he metreand 100metre freestyle events. coaching abilities. be given a lot ofice time so the other didn't said. team. it was to be a In the 50 metre free final, Tom "It until Christmas players could get a chance to play. "I thought going wasn't after season. There was a lot of he had a After two tournament games and super ATTENTION that the team realized Meredith. perfect view of the showers from a lot of ice time Logan told Merry talent,'" said given for any Merry he enjoyed his season There will be a reward where he was sitting. There were again that she believed the other said with the Martlets. information leading to the return of the Crown no more showerstaken," said Sandy players ought to get more ice time. got lot of pleasure out of Meredith, former team manager. Despite Logan's request, Merry "I a and Anchor wheel that was stolen from the seeing the progress of individual Stag Tuesday March 3. The wheel "They don't change in front of continued to play her. Tamiae on is me. They don't have all their clothes Watching from the bench players." chosen as coach very expensive and may be returned to WLU off if that's what you mean. They Meredith saw Logan tiring. Having Merry was by of Security without any questions asked. There is always have a T-shirt or warm-ups worked with Logan for a few years, assistant director athletics, Gladys Bean in August when she presently an investigation going on in search of discovered both women she had the wheel, and if caught, the responsible person lined up to coach were not available. will suffer the legal consequences. Bean was unable to say whether TNUC Wins All Merry would be one of the any to WLUsecurity. Please submit information candidates for the job next year. by Fisher allowed Don Thank-you. by Joe Malec work Merry did not think the team McDonald to score at the-10 minute would want him back. However, he first. But before the mark in the added "I'd like to improve myself." The 1980-81 Intramural Hockey had ended, McCrae second period Team captain Dawn Fowler was DID YOU MISS season finally came to an end managed to pot two (one short Tuesday March 3. The finals were a optimistic about next year. She said handed) to give the TNUC's a 2-1 survived best two out of three games series the nine women who this advantage. returning HAVING YOUR played on Monday and Tuesday season would be to tryout next year. night. Both games were stop time, In the second, the TNUC's GRADUATION which proved to add some counted twice more on goals by excitement to the tempo ofthegame. Hopkins and Dunbar. The Helmuts Following preliminary rounds of were unable to reply so the second Have TV PICTURE TAKEN? ended with the the playoffs the two finalists were TNUC's out in front phone Smedley's Helmuts and TNUC's. 4-1. Will Pay In the first game on Monday, Then in the third, the TNUC's McCrae struck first for theTNUC's took full command of the game as Students as Red River around the eleven minute mark, they scored four straight Community College in Winnipeg, scoring the onlygoal ofthe first two unanswered goals to take an 8-1 Manitoba, will have to pay sports periods. The Helmuts kept pressing lead. It was McCrae, Hopkins, fees out of their own pockets next but couldn't find light behind Day. Dalhouse and O'Keefe, doing the year, but they can rest assured their Then in the third when it seemed damage. Rounding out the scoring, TV bill will be paid by their students that the Helmuts might fight back, the game, the series and the season association. PHOTOGRAPHERS Smart counted at 4:16 and O'Keefe was Wallace who scored with 56 Inan effort to improve the calibre two minutes later to take a 3-0 lead seconds left. It wasn't quite enough of varsity level sports at the college, which held until the final buzzer. as the TNUC's won it all. They won the student council voted the final game 8-2 and emerged overwhelmingly to approve the Going as 745-8637 into the second game on this year's Intramural hockey sports levy scheme, which will see Deadline to be in the yearbook is March 15 Tuesday the Helmuts had their champions. each student at the college paying backs against the wall, and knew it. $2.00 per monthtowards sports.The 259 KING ST. WEST, KITCHENER Congratualtions. They came out flying, and some ideas was presented by the provincial government to council forapproval and was later approved by the other two colleges in the province. Last summer, the council at the college decided to spend $30,000 on an internal television system which AiarliC^aaaaaaaaaSA would be paid for over a period of five years. The sports scheme will CAR RENTALS free about $19,000 in the council's ■■ budget, and making on payments the TV system should be no problem. This year, the first installment on the TV system came from cutbacks in almost every area ofexpenditure, but student council isn't worried 10% OFF about making payments on the ■■ system in the future. Daily Weekend Weekly Currently, the province and the — college share the cost of sports ￿ Receive — a 10% discount off regular prices on any fleet facilities at the college. Students' vehicle when you present this iaaaaaaaaaafl aalaaaaaaaaaH contributions are covered by their advertisement. I $2.00 Offer expires March 31,1981 i^i^i^H a month student fee. 111 According to sports director us today 11 Gord Muir, the $80,000 that will be generated from the sports levy next Waterloo year will enhance the image of the Elmira Guelph I college's program and King Aye. »aaaaaaaaaaaW athletic & University 74 Howard 71 Wyndham St. S attract students who might 885-6810 669-1291 WmKmm otherwise have goneto the U ofM or 837-2541 U of W. * If the college's athletic program improves as expected, "we could have kids flocking to the college" ———■——^—————-^— Muir said. Tha Cord WaaMy, Thuraday, March 12,1981 19 C.I.A.U.'s at Waterloo CHIPS BEEF I have found myself in recent weeks embroiled in a constant conflict with that most frustrating of technologies—photography. The Tuesday previous to the last we of the Cord went to lengths to secure pictures of the winners of the Super Sports competition. They stood before our cameras, some holding aioft their Carling-O'Keefe awards, gym bags spread at their feet and Carling representative, Mike Cressman, at their sides. I later, confidently laid out space for those bright and brilliant pictures for our upcoming issue. When the photos arrived, however, I was disappointed to find them spoiled by mysterious lines. Undaunted, I made alternate plans forthe section. Sports editing is a tough game and one has to learn toroll with the punches. I have not yet found need to run from any. My second-most recent conflict with the camera came this past Tuesday at the annual Wilfrid Laurier Athletic Dinner. Poised beneath the podium before an assembled multitude of Jocks I stood with my camera in hand pointing at smiling targets. The shutterpressed, it opened and closed but the flash did not illuminate its subjects. Again and again I attempted to take the pictures, and again and again the flash failed to illuminate its targets. Taunts from the audience and advice from the podium did not suceed in causing the little black creature to flash. To round off what was a less than successful photo assignment, Dave 'Tuffy' Knight, Director of Athletics and spirtual leader of most present, could not remember my name while doing head-table introductions STAFF The evening proved an enjoyable outing despite my own minor photographic difficulties. Coach Knight CORD provided us all with theproper pronunciation ofthe word BY b-a-d-m-i-t-t-e-n and many fine atheletes and team PIC officials who have given their all to Laurier athletics OUAAWest divisionaction from January between McMaster and Laurier received well deserved recognition. The meal was good and left me pleasantly plump. I would like to apologize to the winners of This Thursday, Friday and Saturday March 12th, 13th and 14th the Super Sports competition for our inability to print theirpictures This Thursday, Friday and Saturday, March 12th, 13th and 14ththe University ofWaterloo will host the but such are the acts of God- CIAU National Basketball Championships in the Athletic Complex. Thursday's action will feature: I myself would like to thank TuffyKnight, the coaches, athletes, officials and the athletic department, all of whom have done their CWUAA) Windsor(OUAA West) Ipm. utmostto makethe job ofthe Cord Gamel: VictoriaC vs. and myself an easier and more pleasant one. I appreciate Game 2: Brandon(GPAC) vs. Concordia(QUAA) 3 P™- your efforts and talents. Game 3: St. Francis Xavier(AUAA) vs. York(OUAA East) 7pm. William 'Chip' Mcßain Sports Editor Game 4: Waterloo(Host) vs. Acadia(Wild Card) 9 pm.

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