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Volume 27 Wilfrid Laurier

Number 9 University, Waterloo Thursday, October 23, 1986

$8000 system installed in Turret

Eric By Beyer damaged by smoking in the DJ

booth. Lee also told of an incident

Last six custom- Thursday new last year in which a person displeased made speakers arrived for the with the music threw beer into the

Turret. The price-tag for the JBL booth from Dave said a cup. Sokol speakers, Audio Pro 1200 and Amp, the variety nights in the pub were

the BSS crossover was $8254. also tough on the speakers due to The new equipment replaces the complex live sounds pounding

speakers bought in January, 1985 through them. for This included $8223. price tag Lynn Kurtz, WLUSU Vice-Pres-

and an eight speakers equalizer. ident: Finance, denied that staff Samboard Technical According to incompetence had caused the 1985 Director Brian and Samboard Lee, speakers to burn out. She did see a

Manager Dave Sokol, the old need to "keep an eye on things", and

speakers were to blow going very stated the present system should

soon. There were complaints about last least five at years. sound distortion. Wilfrid Laurier The Turret speakers needed fre- Students'Union Business University quent replacement due to the 1981 Manager John Karr said the purchase of Cerwin Vega speakers, speakers played too loud at the which were not big enough and

tables and not loud on the enough needed frequent repair. Lee com-

dance floor. mented the installation of the smaller

Karr said more research was done system was a "cost consideration. in the 1986 purchasing speakers Probably to do with fitting in the than in previous "I don't know years. budget. It was a boob decision." how much expertise but they have, The purchase of the new system

three or four proposals were brought was quickly approved at the Sept- he said. Since forth," any decisions ember 19 board meeting.

to purchase sizeable items are made

by the WLUSU Board of Directors, Roll out the barrel. Onkle Hans looks on in amazement as the first in Laurier's keg is tapped a committee was formed to supervise Senate is Oktoberfest celebrations. Cord Scott McDiarmid. photo by the decisionand make a proposal to

the board.

To buy the system, WLUSU reluctant

consulted a firm called Acoustics Steep student debt load Output Incorporated, which installed the sound system for a well-known to release music bar in Kitchener. Company

representatives visited the Turret,

defaults and submitted a loan stereo final may cause proposal. exam WLUSU accepted the "Small JBL

System", and managed to bargain By Don Minato and 1984. versifies. the price downfrom $9565 to $8254. policy Press The reason for the difference Canadian University In the last five and half a years a Ontario students face an between the two is British average provinces considerable of amount money was Liz Jefferson debt load for debt load of between Columbia's Social Credit By The average a "between six govern- spent on audio equipment for of British Columbia and seven thousand dollars," said ment discontinued student grants in University Samboard, the student-run DJ In their May 15 general meeting, student graduating this year is Earl Faulkner, Liaison Officer for 1984, while Ontario's gives both service, and new speakers for the Wilfrid Laurier University Senate $15,000, an increase of $12,000 since the Ministry of Colleges and Uni- grants and loans. Turret. During this of time period theacademic B.C. student who borrows changed appeal guide- Any about 20 new speakers were pur- lines for students, and then voted the maximum amount for a four- chased and other equipment inc- not to publicize some of the changes faces a debt load of year program 4 luding turntables, 4 amplifiers, a in the university course calendar. about $32,000, including interest mixing board, and a crossover. WLUSU will This fall Laurier students received not payments. Student aid critics say The total cost for the audio notices in the mail from the WLU rising debt loads prompt stu- may equipment, including the speakers, Registrar's office, stating the new dents to default on their loans. New is about $27,000. This cost estimate time limit of academic appeals. Now Democrat post-secondary education court does not include repairs, and the ruling both graduate and appeal Lome Nicholsen undergraduate critic said the rate subsequent audio rentals to students have five weeks to appeal of defaulting loans is a "time bomb" compensate for items being fixed. their marks, rather than three for the Socred government. By Liz Jefferson istration. An incident of theft was excluded months. "Students are going into personal Judge Carter's October 2 decision from the cost estimate, in which two Senate also the rules bankruptcy under the current changed The Wilfrid Laurier University against the Union's right to name speakers ($472) were stolen in the students seeing their final It's a to regarding end the system. major deterrent of Students' Union decided on its next the building did not matter, summer 1984, from Willison exams after marking. The change people who want an education," step in the naming of the Student said Thompson. "The judge's affi- Lounge. in said Nicholsen. was intended to aid students Union defined for The of Building during an emergency davit management us. amount money spent by Business or two-term courses, who board meeting on October 16. He said we couldn't name the WLUSU on speaker equipment in need to know about aca- Pauline Awards possible Tom chair of the because it's of Delion, Student the last five has been Macßride, building not part years a subject demic problems while there is still of Officer at Wilfrid Laurier University of Finance and Building committee, management." The ownership controversy. Two reasons given time left in the to said, "students course remedy the felt the has been but here, on theaverage, for these reported committee the building settled, expenditures were the them. are about ten to fifteen thousand be the actual of the building is installation of judge's ruling should not ap- naming an improper system Student senator Peter Nosalik said OPA. dollars in debt to the government pealed, but informed the board that not specifically covered in the and the abuse of equipment by staff several business after professors comp- if it The OPA will not be thrown graduating." and clients. was made a priority, an appeal open lained about the new at The maximum regulation At the October 19 amount an Ontario Lee knew the Turret was financially feasible. to re-negotiation. system was the summer meeting, saying it was student can borrow from the board WLUSU the abused. "DJ's in Bryan Leßlanc, chair of meeting, president gov- being past years unfair to them because they would over four an ernment a period is Commission Services and Review Brian Thompson moved that ad- year were not as responsible as they be flooded with to final around requests see formed examine $21,500, said Delion. committee, said the board had to hoc committee be to should have been; as a result they exams. The senate members then Delion said for the the OPA from the board's year of 1986- overdrove the consider their successors when pers- equipment leading to voted not to publicize the change in 1987, the interest rate for Canada inherited and forward recommen- making the decision. "We pective to costly repairs (and) more money the WLU Course Calendar. Student is "We'll look the OPA Loans 10.3 cent, than it from — it's dations. at per was for a past administration spent necessary ren- "The drain time while the on personnel their thenif warranted Ontario Student Loan rate he said. He added "bothered" fight, not ours," he said. internally firsthand tals," it would be incredible even if only 10 is set The he said. at one per cent above prime and consensus of the five standing set up a negotiating body," him, despite people knowing cent of people wanted to see rate. per described this exam- about it word of committees was to leave the judge- Thompson by mouth, no one their said Nosalik. The Tim exams," ination of the OPA terms as the Stutt, Communications Dir- ment and concentrate on the spoke up. registrar's office staff would then in WLUSU's ector at the Ontario Federation of Operations Procedures Agreement, logical next step Specifically, the problem was the face the chore of finding specific which dictates the terms binding on speakers were played too loudly and Continued 3 on page Continued the the student union and the admin- on page 3 tape heads of the VCR's were 7 Continued on page THE CORD WEEKLY

2 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986

the CORD weekly

October 23,1986

Volume 27, Number 9

WLU

Student Publications

Editor-in-Chief Matt Johnston

NEWS

Editor Sarah Hayward Associate Liz Jefferson

Contributors Eric Beyer Jeff Giovinazzo Alex Greer

Tony Karg Chris McCue Don Minato Audrey Ramsay

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Staff Meeting

Fri., Oct. 24, 2:30 p.m. All students welcome. THE CORD WEEKLY NEWS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 3

Municipal vote demanded by non-resident students

By Liz Jefferson and at large," she said.

Canadian University Press Because of presentations by the

Ontario Federation of Students and

Waterloo City Council recently the student councils of Laurier,

rejected government recommend- University of Waterloo, Lakehead

ations which threatened to prevent and Carleton, the committee is

for thousands of post-secondary stu- looking ways toexempt students from dents from voting in their municipal the requirements, possibly

elections. under the Education Act.

When The Advisory Committee on Mun- the report was submitted

to Waterloo Council icipal Elections sent a proposal to City in Sept- provincial Minister of Municipal ember, alderman Andrew Telegdi

Affairs Bernard Grandmaitre, to be said its virtual disenfranchisement

1988 and of thousands of students approved by implemented was pro-

It bably an in October of that year. recom- "oversight".

"It wasn't a mended that all municipal elections very good report," said "I be held on the fourth Monday of Telegdi. wouldn't think they

October, and voters' lists be com (the provincial government) would

those piled during the summer months. pass recommendations into

This would exclude non-resident legislation, especially if they were

students who leave town to work for madeaware of the problem. Basically

seasonal it had some the summer. areas with large popul- grave implications for students." The revision period for voters' ations, to give preference to the Waterloo lists would continue until September most qualified voters. Committee City Council drafted a resolution 15, only two weeks after com- member Anne Johnston admits the rejecting the proposal on

overlooked the the basis of its mencement of classes and a busy committee had discrimination against The Golden Hawk is alive and well and the Bird time for most students. Few students possible impact of the changes on student voters. Telegdi said the doing Dance resolution with Miss Oktoberfest. from outside the municipality would students. was passed unanimously Cord photo by Scott McDiarmid. and will be get the chance tobecome registered Now the committee is being over- forwarded to the Advisory the of Committee Elections. voters. whelmed by response stu- on Municipal

recommended the of their "Students make The report also dentsto possibility losing up a great deal of there that voters be required to reside in votes. Johnston said "I knew our population, and live here for and there who much of the the municipality for at least six were students here year," he said. "The Hawk incident the council mascot months before the election, an were concerned about municipal feeling at level is that we

impossibility for most students. This issues. But I was surprised at the do want students to be involved in recommendation was intended for amount of participation by students municipal elections." is resolved amicably

in TAs strike for benefits By Liz Jefferson donations, was badly ripped during the skirmish.

Apologies and reparations have "All I wanted was to have the TAs with the at McMaster. Their current TORONTO (CUP) - Teaching university through a repre- been made for the University of costume paid for," said Hewson agreement allows for 26 weeks of assistants at two of Ontario's largest sentative of the Ministry of Labour. Waterloo football fans'rough treat- later. "What's done is done. My unpaid leave, and a lump sum universities have joined the On the table at McMaster are of Laurier's Golden Hawk attitude don'tlet it pro- ment was,just happen of 20 hours benefits payment in wages under vincial underfunding battle. wages, and class sizes, mascot Bob Hewson at Sep- again. They were pretty nice about certain circumstances. But the TAs TAs at the University of Toronto which the TAs feel are too little, too tember's Shinerama Bowl. it." He said he wanted Laurier and

complain some workers have been October 7 fewand voted to authorize a too large, respectively. They Dean of Students Fred Nichols Waterloo to maintain the friendly laid off before have been offered of 2.7 having an opportunity UW's strike vote to take place November a pay raise and Warden of Residences relations they have always had.

to a leave of absence. 6 and 7. Meanwhile TAs cent from the request at McMaster per university, though Dr. Ron Eydt arranged a meeting Hewson received a card a short At U of the T, vote toauthorize a University in Hamilton have beenin the current inflation rate fluctuates between students confessing to be time after the incident from the between strike was in reaction to the admin- a strike position since September four and five per cent. participants in the beating, and UW marching band, who sent their instration's demand that union and Maternity leave is also issue for the Hewson. 10, are currently negotiating an apologies along with a $230 col- either to eliminate the agree hiring Nichols said lection for Eydt was ap- to help pay the damaged grievances, or to conciliation like go proached by the three students costume. the TAs SUB issue attracts media at McMaster, with a gov- who said they had left the stands to Both Hewson and Nichols said ernment appointed mediator. The push the Hawk around, saying the matter had been settled to after the administration refused to Continued from 1 vote to the page reject university's pro- they never intended to seriously their satisfaction. "There's no need negotiate the issue. unanimous. posal was him have the injure and did not realize a for revenge," said Hewson, "We attempt to prove they right WLUSU considered themselves "I was very surprised," said crowd of don't theStudent Union people followed them need to tarnish our name like to name Building. owners of the building because they CUEW negotiator Dannie Otto. "I onto the where the action did." Thead-hoc committee, field, they composed pay maintenanceand operating costs had there would be anticipated more of hand. Hewson of board members quickly got out was punched in the Thompson, Lynn as well as annual costs. mortgage dissent." Zabeda Dave Bussiere Nichols and Eydt arranged for stomach, kicked in the head and Kurtz, Ali, The judge ruled that the university CUEW want to negotiators guar- the students Hewson bruised after he and and first- to meet at badly was gang- Bryan Leßlanc, one owned the ground under the build- antee graduate students preference where and tackled the ShineramaBowl council to be Laurier, they apologized during year representative yet ing, were owners of the building and over non—students in the hiring offered elected, will be to pay for the cost of halftime show on September 20. holding open therefore the issue was not subject that process. They say several for discussion. repairing the costume. The cos- Reports said between 10 and 30 meetings to arbitration. departments are now overlooking which The OPA tume, originally cost Laurier people left the stands to pile on the says any disagreements Thompson said the has case qualified students. students and Alumni about between the administration and $1000 mascot. attracted a lot of attention; it has students be and may negotiated been covered by periodicals inc then arbitrated if discussion doesn't luding Lawyers Weekly, the Club organizers wait for funding produce a solution. The students Waterloo Gazette, and the Tor-

went to October court in seeking onto Star. "It's an important issue," legal grounds toappoint an arbitrator he said. while Union waits for paperwork

ones who the book claim are suffering," he Low allowable costs By Tony Karg go by they added. He said the clubs who had completed the

OFSis pushing for a restructuring The Wilfrid Laurier University Students' Union has required documentation who are now awaiting their from 1 Continued page of OSAF with and withheld club until all the clubs have "fed regard to grants campus funding funding are up".

Students said loans. "We favour the submitted the "It's fair should be (OFS) "undergraduate increasing proper paperwork. not to us. Why we punished?" students are looking at an average grant eligibility periods that a student Two clubs are being refused funding for failing to asked AIESEC president Tina Schwan. The impact of

of about six seven thousand else submit several to can get or eliminating the grant the name of a contact person, a projected their lack of funding has been minimized by dollars in debts while Cord the graduate eligibility periods altogether," said budget or membership list. At press time, successful fundraisers and higher membership than

students have an of around Stutt. United Nations Club and the Ski Club the last have outside that average were only year. They organized support so ten fifteen thousand dollars." The to question of allowable costs is two holdouts; the deadline is tomorrow. WLUSU funding is not critical to future events.

OFS sees several with another is problems problem. He said the ass "Our major concern the membership lists," says Two of Laurier's largest clubs are also finding the

the current student awards essments too low. "The in system, costs were Campus Clubs Co-ordinator Scott Dalton. WLUSU slowdown funding an inconvenience, not a problem. said Stutt. The whole question of allowable costs have become inc- regulations base the funding formula for club activities Offcam president Thad Kaniewski said the club

grant creates for unrealistic and do take the number of members each club. received from last eligibility difficulty reasingly not on registered in $252 owed to it by WLUSU year;

some students, into account in especially graduate various areas Ont- Vice-President: University Affairs Jeff Burchill said their first event, a pub crawl, was well-attended. students. ario," he said. the membership lists were to be submitted early in the Membership in the Water Buffaloes has decreased to

Students are for for Stutt said OSAP based eligible grants isa system school year. "We've been more lenientbecause Campus approximately 400 from the club's original 600. Their

a maximum of terms. Any on the economic conditions of the Clubs Week held later than We can't suffered eight was we hoped. first activity, the Fireman's Costume Ball, poor

previous post education 1960's when it dev until the lists for club Ron secondary was originally really give out any money membership attendance. In spite of this, president is counted towards the grant eloped, and as such needs serious all the clubs in." Shuttleworth the club affected the lack of elig- are says is not by reform. ibility period. "It was a mistake to be so lenient, because now the funding. THE CORD WEEKLY

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October 27 at Monday, AND as INTERVIEWS are coming...

! in the Turret M 5:30 p.m. NEWS THE CORD WEEKLY 5 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986

U of T boasts Nobel Prize in Chemistry

sed the of his basic research has beenused whose had referred to the current positive applications always a youngwoman eyesight Polanyi research. "Let's be non-Canadian TORONTO (CUP) — A of underfunding which University for many applications, some good, been restored through an operation atmosphere

Toronto has the he is researchers in about this. Let's celebrate some of professor won some ill." with a laser," said Polanyi. "Shewas says hurting

Nobel Prize for for his Canada. He that his Nobel heroes." Chemistry, Polanyi explained that he and his calling to thank me." hopes in research on molecular researchers had Other beneficial for the Prize will help Canada to recognize Polanyi received his doctorate pioneering explored the ways uses reactions. in which molecules vibrate and vibrational laser include microcir- the "good science research which is England, but has taught at U of T for

John shared the award collide and found certain 30 Polanyi a reaction cuitry (making marks on happening here. It has always been years. awarded the Nobel with two American professors. He which created "highly vibration-ex- chips), repairing leaking blood ves- here — we are just focusing on it Polanyi was Prize with Herschbach of becomes the fifth Canadian to be cited molecules". His discoveries and now. And attentive includes Dudley sels, freeing up clogged arteries, being with the award. led the of detached The laser and that and Yuan Lee of the distinguished directly to development stapling retinas. spending money, money Harvard,

Ironically, Polanyi's research has the first vibrational laser in 1964, and has also been used by tailors for has to be consistent." University of California at Berkeley. been used for laser technology that the first chemical laser in 1965. cutting cloth, and in the auto in- Geraldine Wallace, Chair of the This is the second Nobel Prize to

be used for the U.S. The vibrational be awarded at U of T. Frederick will likely laser has been dustry for welding. Research Board at U of T and a Defence which used the first and JohnMacleod received Strategic Initiative, to to produce instrument Polanyi feels we should avoid the member of the Science Council of Banting insulin the quiet, modest Polanyi is vehe- proposed in the development of "obsessive fear of the by-products Canada, called Polanyis' achieve- the prize for the discovery of SDI. mently opposed. of technology", and that the nuclear ments "bloody marvelous" and stres- in 1923.

it is Star "Yes, ironic," Polanyi told an Polanyi calls Wars "a hare- threat can be removed through

October 15 news conference heldat brainedapplication" of his research, politics, not science.

of T hours after he but maintains that for U just two every such "SDI is a gadget, and gadgets will received of the award. "And I there bene- notice application, are twenty not save us. Only negotiations and a don't blanch if that there ficial you say ones. new attitude toward the settlement RESERVE ENTRY seems to be a contradiction. But "Just this morning I got a call from of differences will."

SCHEME OFFICER

(RESO) Kwinter is still a student

Summer and part-time employment is

available to full-time post-secondary By Alex Greer "confrontationwith consultation" in preneurs to develop a sophisticated business and relations. students for a and government and direct approach to govern- looking physical

The 78 relations. Monte Kwinter says he enjoys the acts are designed to ment/business mental challenge, do you have what

challenge of being Ontario Con- protect consumers and sellers alike, First, the telephone is a useful it takes?

sumer and Corporate Relations Kwinter said. The Minister spoke of tool; second, businesses need a

in it's choice, future. Minister. fraud the housing industry as an broad base of support, namely trade your your

"We are still students, I'm still a example. Less than one percent of and professional associations; third, For more information, visit your Kwinter told Laurier are bad he do homework since student," stu- developers apples, said, your own gov- nearest Canadian Forces Recruiting and the dents at an October 10 lecture appropriate legislation is ernments run on paper ("a fact of Center or call collect. We re in the sponsored by the WLU Young designed to weed out theracketeers, life"); and fourth, since government's Yellow Pages under 'Recruiting ". Liberals. protect the buyer from being role is to evaluate competing view-

The former Ontario College of cheated, and protect the image of points and act for the common

Art Vice President said the other 99 the is he felt per cent. good, government more likely lEI comfortable tobe back in the "world Constant review and updating of to act on a proposal if it is well

of academia." the is seventy-eight acts necessary, thought out.

"My ministry regulates 78 acts and to prevent needless regulations, Kwinter also had advice for the student and it's as challenging to get a hold businesses are sought out for con- "non-professional" crowd. them like Kwinter "No "There is book on all, students on different sultation, said. longer a best-selling

courses," he said. does a 'them versus us' mentality entitled What They Don't Teach

Kwinter said his overall approach exist with either party," he declared. You At Harvard Business School

to the job has been to replace Kwinter advised potential entre- which should be titled What They

Can't Teach You At Harvard Bus-

iness School. The school of hard

is knocks a good school but it is not New service to offer complete without preparation from a good university education".

a travel alternative Wanna have Fun!

By Chris McCue ber, the student can place the card

in the appropriate section of the ■ Wanna Have a on V Cash-strapped students who are board. Change

wondering how they're getting home The board is sectioned off acco- ■ Thurs. I for Christmas clients Tues., Wed., are prospective rding to geographic destination. The

for their student government's centre of the board has two maps, newest service: the Ride Board. one of North America and one of The new service is the brainchild Southern Ontario, with number- We Have Live Entertainment of the Wilfrid Laurier University coded sections marked off. Students' Union H With Mike O'Brien of Dublin H marketing depart- WLUSU's relatively new Market- (formerly

ment. The Ride Board is a free ing Department came with up the Corporation) service to link who idea last Word designed people year. spread about

are for a ride home and the it looking proposed service after was All of Music Featuring Types <\ people who have rides to offer. It is tabled by Vice-President: Marketing I located across from the InfoCentre Ellen board XV^\ eS> Mary Zastawny at a of c in the Student Union I I Building. directors meeting, and students Students who want to the use began expressing interest in the

board can to the Info Centre and go idea. It was later approved by the

either a "ride offered" or a I pick up board. I wanted" "ride card. After filling in The Ride Board into went oper- the necessary information, like ation at the beginning of this week. I I name, destination and phone num-

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Kitchener, Ontario N2M 2N7 THE CORD WEEKLY 6 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 NEWS

Book pile-up at Concordia

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MONTREAL(CUP) — A backlog of at least the ones sitting in carts waiting to be A k sorted

books at Concordia University's main and shelved. "These are the LgJ 4,000 books most

is students from used, now downtownlibrary restricting and students can't get at them," finding books they need. said Takacs. needs and Libraries director The Norris library formerly A 1 Mate said the unviersity stackers and has employed six one supervisor to given permission to hire two more

shelve new and returned books. The university stackers, but won't hire a third. I I three stackers and one Brewer said the union's now employs only grievance com- mittee has a list of "I think supervisor. long complaints. we

in the stacks is had to take out "The situation getting very more grievances over the past

is to be difficult for than had to take i^i^H critical. It just going year we ever out before," she anybody to find anything for a term paper said. of the around here," said Diana Brewer Library workers say bookshelves are in

library union's grievance committee. disarray because of university restraint. "It

is with search used to be done The library being deluged on a daily basis," said an

senior requests. Margaret Sharp, a request employee who asked not to be identified. books that "Now clerk, must look for requested the books are extremely out of Order,

have been returned but not shelved. "My especially in overused sections."

she said. The said books workload is increasing daily," employees now take as ! ! §. Takacs Student council co-president Karen long as a week to be shelved.

said the library's most important books are Wilson buried in postcards

JOHN'S — Federal finance ST. (CUP) Established Programs Financing, are ear-

minister Michael Wilson is currently receiving marked for education and health. and plenty of mail from Newfoundland, Vaughan said students at Memorial, the of probably doesn't want to read any it. only university in Canada's poorest province,

Students and faculty at Memorial Uni- face problems heavier than most students.

versity have sent 7,500 postcards condemning "The number of students has increased

financial restraint of education 50 in the last four post-secondary nearly per cent years, office. The to Wilson's Parliament Hill without a significant increase in the operating

campaign was organized by the student union, budget," said Vaughan. CanadianFederation in conjunction with the "These postcards come from a province the Future" of Students' "Funding project. with the lowest per capita income in Canada,

is the "Post-secondary education on line," the highest unemployment rate, lowest paid

said Memorial council vice-president Anne professors, and the list continues," she said.

Marie Vaughan. "The aim of the campaign is CFS chair Tony Macerollo is enthusiastic involved and of the to get students aware about the Memorial campaign. "It's a great

problem of cuts." example of a student union that is organizing

is The federal government planning to a national campaign at a local level," he said.

restrict spending growth to transfer payments, Further stages of the Memorial campaign

which lead a loss of as much include at the in may to budgeted a rally provincial legislature within five Transfer as $6 billion years. March to protest the Peckford government's

payments to the provinces, arranged through record on education.

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McMaster literacy tests , Faculty v of Education raise question of validity The Faculty of Education at Nipissing University College limited enrolment is a program designed to prepare — About HAMILTON (CUP) 300 McMaster University work out the details. students for the realities of the classroom. Our core students who told last month that were they had failed a "Imagine the stress that students must have gone to program, in addition prescribed ministry compulsory test of have been now told under. The should be he English competency, they university very apologetic," subjects includes art, music, physical education and actually passed. said. computers in the classroom. Our small class size of The mark for the 29 Students who passing test was per cent on a actually passed have been notified by approximately 35 students ensures personal attention 80-question test. However, instructions from the testing mail. from professors. committee given markers said "29" is the The to passing competency test used this year tested only for

and did not 29 N mark, specify per cent. grammar proficiency, a break from tests used in other

I like to learn moreabout the Test chair Barbara Yes would one-year committee Levy said program- years. second degree program leading toa Bachelor marked the with 29 36 □ mers test correct answers, or "Essay tests would be time-consuming and expensive. of Education and Ontario Teacher's Certificate. The of students The per cent, as passes. percentage failing committee just doesn't have the resources," Levy I is 27 and the 43 said. actually per cent, not per cent originally I would like information on the program options reported. But Foster, chair of the student union's es Tracey ; of "Education of Native Children", "Second "It fault of the It LanguageTeaching: French", or "Religious was no programmers. was ours for academic affairs committee, disputes the cost factor, Education in the Roman Catholic Separate Schools". the more said and said a without not checking report closely," Levy. test essay questions can't give a John student council said the Fox, a representative, proper indication of a student's competency. is Yes discovery of the mistake "fishy". She said all universities using competency tests that would like to learn more about the Carl

"It's too convenient now because (the is) were contacted the student union □ SandersI and the university by use essay Scholarships Teach North Awards. backlash getting from the students, parents, and questions in their tests.

definitely faculty members, and big media coverage," "None of those schools even mentioned the costs ——-K

he said. associated with Yes essay testing. They accepted they are I would like more information on your 290 ha (720 acre)

Mike student union said "the and will that campus, nature trails, groomed cross-country Kukhta, president, testing writing skills, pay any expense '—' ski trails, lake and modern townhouse residences. whole rushed needed thing was into. They more time to comes up," Foster said. J \

For information write to the Office Exams available for 'pedagogical purposes' more Registrar's at: 1KB! Nipissing Continued from 1 page the refundable if an error is found in the evaluation of W the each work. University College exams among 16-24,000 exams written term, Tron said there for students he added. is no provision to Affiliated with Laurentian University is to final themselves. The "The ironic thing that Doug Earle, a student actually gain access a exam Box 5002, North Bay, Ontario PlB BL7 (705) 474 3450 1-800-461-1673 senator, seconded the motion (to withhold publication part of the regulation being withheld from the calendar

that be released to member of the new rule)," said Nosalik. Earle admitted he was states a papermay a faculty

for discuss its confused at the time and did not realize what he was "pedagogical purposes", presumably to Name

- be done after approving. "It was a misunderstanding. I did not content with the student. This can only

is support it, and it was changed in the minutes the five week appeal period over. Address afterwards," he said. Associate Vice-President James W.T. Wilgar said he

Nosalik expressed concern that the five week time couldn't remember the exact circumstances motivating from limitation for appeals starts when the marks are mailed senate to withhold the new regulations publication.

out of the Registrar's office. No provision is being made He said the minutesof the meeting were public and the Postal Code

in for the marks not being received by students who are regulations would "no doubt" be printed the student 4 J WLU-er handbook k away from home, or for the vagaries of the postal next year. University..

were I service. Wilgar added the new time restrictions brought 1 / "So much could Peter Tron, WLU registrar, said the new regulations in to streamline the petition process. four lack of allow students to approach faculty members and happen in three or months; recollection,

that the calculation of their mark be checked. of faculty in of most petitions, five request departure ... light Some people like to sit around and complain about the things weeks He said the was flexible way In order to have the content of a final exam or paper is enough." system the are. Other people like to do something about it. Join reevaluated, students must convince the Petitions enough to allow exceptions if students provide enough Cord Weekly team. We need sports and news writers now. Committee they have a valid concern. The committee evidence to their case. support The Cord Weekly. One size fits all. then forward of the the The introduced Senate the may a copy paper to faculty regulations were to by and involved. This extra process costs $20, which is Senate committee on Exams Standings.

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COMMENT theCORD weekly

Is the Cord a bargain?

The Cord Weekly will cost $57,374 to produce

this year.

That's a lot of money for 26 issues.

But the net student contribution to the Cord is

and half cents only $1,874, or a shade under one a

for each issue. are of per student (There those,

that that is more than course, who will say even the paper is worth.)

So where does the rest of the money come

The costs a from? paper you are holding actually

bit over 44 cents to publish. hit Advertising revenue should $55,500 this

year. Of that figure, local advertisers will buy close to national $40,000. The rest comes from advertising, meaning the beer and liquor companies, tobacco companies, large national and multi-national

companies and so on.

This advertising comes to us from an organization called Campus Plus, which is owned, in turn, by Canadian University Press. 49 Canadian University Press (CUP) is, at years the oldest student in from shoes old, newspaper organization Stay away my It the world. is a non-profit co-operative run by member full-time staff elected by the newspapers. ■Editor's note: Professor Fun stuffed himself so full of The Cord is one of these 57 members. turkey last week that it threw him off balance; he that Cord contributes For the $5,000 or so the and bruised his He claims he hasn't World fell, rump. The Wacky in the about Two he annually membership fees, we (and you, thought anything since. years ago, Of wrote about Oktoberfest. His feelings haven't reader) enjoy the benefits of a weekly news Fun changed... Professor exchange, which accounts for the stories from the in the around country you see paper. Via Rail is customarily late, so it was no surprise to also of resource material CUP provides reams be rolling into the station half-an-hour late last and maybe someday, I too could aspire to this with of and outfox those daft fools and holds regional and national conferences Saturday night. What was a surprise, though, was the plateau intelligentsia, to find lack of cabs waiting despondently for a fare. Even at who don't drink enough. seminars that teach newspaper staff where 1:00 the there of taxis Near the a was "Like a in ayem are always a couple hospital, group singing. dog stories, how to write, how to sell ads, how to sitting around. pissing on a hydrant we shall not be how to avoid sued for design a being libel, till paper, But on Saturday night, a new sight greeted the moved...yea...party ya and disembarked. A so on. passengers as they young gentleman puke...yooo...awright...party hardy.

staff ill the lot. His friends in On the lawn of Labatt's a This is the only formal training most was being violently in parking breweries, young couple, enamoured of each the car were laughing and cheering him on. Welcome obviously quite other, were receive. And whatever you may think of the honked their to Kitchener-Waterloo. Welcome to Oktoberfest. copulating vigorously. The passing cars small Cord, most will recognize that it takes no See, I had forgotten all about Oktoberfest. I was approval. amount of to a together. with alarm knowledge put paper returning from Trent University in Peterborough, Closer to my house, I watched as a car

to the CUP owns and mother with made an and took someone's But back advertising. after watching my graduate a errant turn out hedge.

about It solemn Four fell out of the and the driver started operates Campus Plus, which gives us psychology degree. was a very occasion, guys car, "Oh there's like all full of and People, including mom, complaining. shit, man, trees over $15,000 worth of advertising as part of the return pomp ceremony. the car man! shit man!" were crying tears of happiness at great my effing Effing for our CUP fees. $5,000 Oktoberfest bash. accomplishment. At the risk of sounding wimpy, it My neighbours were having an million worth of Campus Plus sells about $1.2 the lawn her hair as she tried was a moving event. Like 1 said, I had forgotten all A woman was on fixing

advertising annually. Roughly a third, or about Oktoberfest until I got to Kitchener, and the to look into a sideview mirror on the car that was "Good I saw was some there. She had no on. evening," $400,000, of Campus Plus revenue comes from first thing I slob ralphing his lungs out parked top in the parking lot. said. "EFF OFF!!!!" she cordially replied. beer and liquor companies. Another third comes It's A whole new It was a nice night, so I decided to hike the two or Oktoberfest. such a rip-off. from tobacco companies. Taiwan' has been — 'Made in three miles home. Before I even reached King Street, industry spawned it is a bet that within Meanwhile, pretty good it was evident that the cultural event was in full Oktoberfest hats, 'Made in Venezuala' Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest the next few these two will over a a beer and 'Made in Phillipines' years, things happen: swing. Someone had run yield sign,and fire steins, 21 lederhosen. Even in the establishments where □ Ontario will raise the drinking age to and, hydrant. what I reached King Street, and headed north. The 'traditional Oktoberfest sausages' are served, □ Tobacco advertising will be banned, possibly Leaf hot a streets were lined with people staggering along, you get is a Maple dog on plastic plate, in all media, but at least in youth and student print tablecloth, served by a wearing those silly hats with long feathers that are as with a plastic fork, on a plastic oriented and smile. publications. Bavarian as Chinese food. The urine- and beer- waitress wearing a plastic apron plastic will In addition, the students entering university sprayed sidewalks gleamed in the moonlight. Sehr gut! Prosit! amount of thanks to the four- One fellowof dubious distinction had passed out Granted, it does generate a huge now be a year younger, new but the someone's lawn I McDonald's. revenue for Kitchener-Waterloo, at expense school A smaller fraction of on as approached year high program. of of the as the puking Here, more hilarious fun was occurring. A guy was gaining reputation capital students will be of age, university drinking No wonder of the organizers laughing his head off as he urinated on someone's car North America. some clean the crud that beer and advertising are so surly- to meaning liquor door. Another was lurching across the parking lot, you meet they've got tobacco after Proud of the twin cities? You bet. disappears. So does the advertising. and a beer bottle exploded beside him. His friends up year year. As far I'm concerned, the whole should be of comes from laughed uproariously, and tried to hit him again. as thing And locally, much our revenue the Germans. It's and a accosted me. He had back to degrading, drinkers. A block later, stranger given bars, or restaurants catering to both the and the obviously partaken of the pale ale at a violent rate. reflects badly on community It is not far-fetched to predict that advertising His and his clothes the Some cities have tourist information eyes were glazed to clung participants. will much revenue drop by as as $20,000 or centres at the station. In Kitchener-Waterloo, unmistakable aroma of certain biodegradable railway and The city, for the Cord within five been we have people throwing urinating. $30,000 years. chemicals, the sluices having apparently open up than toilet. on both ends. his dishevelled head was it is nothing more one big Ouch. That could boost the cost to us, and you, Atop perched seems, have baseball red letters that Don't me I love a good party, and a cap proclaiming in bright get wrong. to about 25 cents each copy. with "Beer makes smart." awoken on more than one occasion a hangover while it's you the Cord cheap. I wonder if Enjoy indeed obvious that bad that even hair hurt. But really If this is true, it was my own so my celebration" is all that limited faculties were no match for this intellectual the "traditional German that German, or a celebration for EDITORIAL BOARD giant. traditional, or "When the eff is the effing bus coming for eff's matter. Sarah News Editor to Matt Johnston. Editor-in-Chief Hayward, And there is like to ten bucks sake?" he demanded. I pleaded ignorance. It was a nothing paying up Anne-Marie Entertainment Editor Liz Jefferson, Associate News Editor Tymec, where can trick I to find out. inside an arena or bar, normally you Production question, was soon go Robert Editor Bruce Arculus, Manager Furlong, Sports the face. "There in for free, fork out to four bucks for same "Ha!" he crowed triumphantly into my get up two-and-a-half, the fall and winter academic terms. Editorial opinions are this late he beer a week for The Cord Weekly is published during are no effing buses effing you effing goof!" you bought ago of the the Students' Cord Editorial and are independent University, the of the Board that and end either product sprayed. dance to music nauseates you, up Offices are located on the 2nd floor of the Student Union Union and Student Publications, do it Cord is on shoes or someone Ave. W„ Waterloo, (519)884-2990. The a I smacked brow in amazement. Of throwing up your having BuildingatWilfridLaurier University. 75 University Mentally, my Association member of Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper had for Cultural festival? Sure thing, but stay away course! It was too late for buses! The crafty wit you. of the Cord be reproduced without Copyright ©1986, WLU Student Publications. No part may from shoes. outsmarted me! I should start to drink more beer, my . permission of the Editor. THE CORD WEEKLY

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 9

COMMENT

partment, the University Health QUESTION Board to Cord: Letters representative, the Vice-President from the McMaster Student Union

that Alter priorities to the and the C.S.& R. Committee demandfor there was not sufficient

the the Cord has of the extras. But, of course, Over the year, any OF THE WEEK past Editor author wouldn't have known this consistently chastised the students been Letters deadlineis 12:00 having never present during for their apathy concerning student noon Mondays. Letters must the weeks of preparation. affairs, most notably therecent non- be typed, double-spaced, it is stated that WLUSU election. Can the students be Finally, signed by the author, and of the the Cord had not heard any criticism blamed, however, when include a phone number. In fact, this was chosen failed even send a representative plan. plan to By Stephan Deschenes and Dave Wilmering different Board after looking at three plans. to the most recent meeting? the idea of investigating something The Health had the which it informed two University plan (about was before commenting. This is partic- most tooffer and was one that could weeks ago) Before the Cord crit- should take ularly interesting as you be criticized the least. However, the icizes others for their alleged apathy, advice. It is that the your own true aspects were discussed, should re-examine its own pri- negative it showing for elections was below considered and, in the end, out- this How classes have missed so far term and why? orities. disgusting. However, contrary to many you weighed by the numerous positive belief I for one in your put many But how could Linda Shick aspects of the plan. Scott Piatkowski hours organizing posters, pictures have known Zabeda Ali the author ever this, C. Leblanc well as a Bryan etc. for my campaign, as having never been present during Tom Mcßride Emily Czarnata Cord submission. the or without Andrew Reid negotiations having Dave Bussiere Personally, I would be happy to asked Josie Altobelli me. support an individual ratification author would I'm sure that the If could lower vote. you yourselves in for class never hand an essay a BOD to participate in matters you from statements with so many incorrect Stay away this. Should it may wish to organize Two, because my car was and I that in the future the I be found be suggest I happen that may to smashed in Toronto and too editors of the Cord form and my garage, as in school. incompetent or illiterate stated couldn't get back to substan- express opinions only on I would be more than your article, This letter is to the asshole who tiated facts and not on flimsy misin- happy to step down. If this is the Franccs Finkelstcin, in our formation. puked garage Saturday night. and case I could take your job you 4th Year Rec/Biz don'tknow who and I I you are hope the — could be up on union or Jeff Burchill you're not someone I know. better yet become president. close the WLUSU V P.: Because we live so to University Affairs

Turret's back door, I'm assuming Bruce Hodges were stumbling home from you Ist Year Rep Western Oktoberfest and decided to take a prof

short tour off the street to relieve mistake P.S. You had a grammar in yourself of the beer and sauerkraut likes creation — illiterate? your article! earlier. you pigged out on The Science/Religion conflict has The odour was pretty intense by for than persisted more 125 years. the time we found it Sunday af- Burchill calls As the Creation/Biological Evolution ternoon, and it took us about ten issue, the sophisticted scientific I've missed a lot of classes and minutes of hosing heavy sweep- in the editorial language has increased obfuscation because I can't get up rid of It made flimsy ing to get your 'gift'. and confusion. In the near future, morning. feel like me throwing up myself. The editorial often the page is the U.S. Supreme Court will hear an the also did Oh, by way, you a most interesting and thought-pro- argument on a Louisiana education Catherine Bridle, fantastic job of scratching the paint of for bill which would Ist Year voking part any newspaper me legislate creationism Biology off my roommate's new bike as you (and I imagine, for the editors). It into science classes. Has the time tried to find your way out. the editors their allows to express arrived to consider a totally new Next time, puke in your own opinions on various issues of the perspective? Then see what it's garage. you can day. However, when editors base Contemplate the total spectrum like have clean after drunk to to up a incorrect their opinions on 'facts', of human knowledge! Perception is like yourself. they take great strides towards possible only by dividing into major

- human- stirring up unnecessary controversy categories arts, language, Karen Pennington and perform a great disservice to all ities, science, mathematics, philos-

concerned. This was definitely the ophy, religion, etc. These, in turn, calls case in the Cord's last editorial 'A have sectors, for example in science Frosh rep Referendum' Sickly (October 9). - astronomy, biology, chemistry, There's not enough hair on This opinion was riddled with geology, physics, etc. which in turn Cord illiterate Rob's head to count the The authors that be subdivided. The of errors. suggested can growth number of classes we've Commission Services and Well, once again the human as manifest in surprise surprise, knowledge missed. the dis- I have "dragged myself up to Review committee had never publications is exponential. The

the SUB." Yes, it cussed the In the com- an second floor of plan. fact, magnitude has reached the point Chris and Rob,

No, was discussed the plan prior can was truly amazing! it not to mittee to individual only become profic- Honours Business both the and the subsection of subdivision. "just simply sign my name to a September 7/86 ient in a a

nomination form" but rather to Sept 21/86 board meeting. I was The interfaces between the major

repond to two of the most pseudo- there, the author was not. and minor sectors tend to be grada- read. If The editor claimed that the apathetic articles I have ever plan tional or blurred. Interdisciplinary

frosh not Ross and anything were to convince was concocted by Legault studies are fruitful and rewarding,

for first You from the results of a because the resear- to run year reps, 'Baby myself wholly although difficult, Run' WLUSU In cher Were Born to (Cord 6, Sept. sponsored survey. fact, must encompass two sectors.

Sarah the in the Oct. In 25) would be it. managed to plan presented 7/86 my own field, facts, ideas, theories,

BOD the referendum com- tend portray the as biggest was a standard, etc., to merge across geo- offered bunchof losers aroundand in a style prehensive plan by the graphy, geology and biology and

that would discredit University Health and Accident Co. the of a soap opera. beyond. Thus, spectrum

institution has and is identical the plan currently human is a Obviously any public to knowledge evidently class because I McMaster because I missed one its faults but that is pushing it. in place at University. continuum with gaps only went to the match week's the The was conducted in an research and has plowing Secondly, this prize in survey study yet to occur. in Hastings determine if there was And County. continuing saga of egotistical riptide, attempt to one good study suggests two of the 'Election? What Election?' (Cord 7, sufficient demand for many more!! Scott, Once "extras' that Health But there is one which Wendy October 2). again you man University boundary decided after Part-time Biology aged to shoot downthe BOD and all offers. It was lengthy Continued 11 on page

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COMMENT THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 11

More letters

influential have philosophies a per- London alive vibrant Continued from and 9 page vasive positiue relationship rather

seems to have a demarcation — than the present generally held

even — in in the minds of a gap fact, negative, or Maria Stanborough is a third-year Laurier student nihilistic, antagonistic some engenders an internecine What do you think? currently studying in England. Her reflections on life in relationship. battle, which has persisted for over in My suggestion to the Ontario London will appear the Cord as we receive them. Words from England a century. This is the Science/Re- Minister of Education to initiate

by ligion boundary, or in modern so- resolution is teach in a secondary Maria Stanborough creation phisticated terminology, school social the LONDON, England—(September 29) First science course, and evolution. But let us biological "the between impressions of London: topic relationship be rational!! If the boundaries of all science and based on six • — religion" Pigeons that fly in swarms like Alfred smelling-tasting-feeling-lasting-looking. There is no other major and minor sectors of perceived attitudes Hitchcock's The Birds — of what's in their need for 1) Religion regardless a product to go off the market; it can be human knowledge are gradational, versus science, 2) Science versus path, rejuvenated. Death, whether of a or a product then arm's bottom length, line, and • I've religion, 3) Science religion are The palest ever With the people seen, person, is optional. proper marketing objective, unemotional logic — not in and • the conflict, 4) Science Cars on side of the road — look to the wrong one can continue on. Old are torn strategy, buildings if wish simple common sense, you are consistent when not religion compatible, right you cross, left, down with new ones put in their place. — dictates the science/religion and Science • Leather, leather and more complementary, 5) leather, There is very little to remind people of their history boundary has a similar relationship. without and 6) • dressed — the do religion, Religion People individually no earrings in Canada. But in can't escape the London, you What is the A few problem? without science. Comments not match either the dress (or suit) or the shoes but of demise. Little like by eventuality your reminders, Christians fundamentaland holding individuals and somehow it organizations have goes, riding the Tube (the London subway) and realizing literal beliefs are convinced abso- been • Division and theories of how remarkably positive. Joy posters many that people lived down there while London was being lutely biological evolution is contrary lead singer lan Curtis really died; to one bombed for 56 in Incredible that according days a row. anyone to Scripture. Their faith is un- G. Gordon Winder morbid punker he actually died of a heroin overdose survived; incredible to be there now! dermined. Their zealous effort by and his shocked Professor of Geology parents, and ashamed that their son Sorry to be so but if have reading morbid, you kept has confused every possible means him University of Western Ontario was a drug addict, put in a noose so that it would this far, there is a positive note. Yes, one must face rational thinking and prevented calm look like he hung himself (!?!), the of but Londoners have done eventuality death, discussion — with complementary

• Not — after as many punkers as expected ten something to combat this — they live. So much for contributions from individuals on it to be years seems dying out, and, the rumours of the reserved English. Why did the the scientific side. My own termin- • Cleaner than expected — the streets, not the punk movement begin in England? Because people ology is a SWAMP — Society's punkers. were willing to make a statement and to do their own Worst Academic Morass, Period! all the extremes, despite the variety, thing. Despite what know Contrary to you may fade Londoners with all their hair colours seem to People dress as they do because they want to. or have been lead to believe, bio- front of the the and the smile each other the away in buildings, history People at on Tube, people laugh logical evolution can be understood withstood much and monuments that have so time aloud. Hair is coloured (and spiked and shaved) so in Scripture. That is Fact! An Each be make London so unique. chapel seem to a that one wll stand out and be seen as an individual. individual with an open mind can God's and man's So And I because of all of this I have monument to power fallibility. yes, must admit, understanda minimal explanation in mark each of time: sections many structures passage fallen in love with London. Of course there are the threeminutes. If biological evolution back the time of William the the bums and of parliament dating to idiots, the crude ones, but they seem can be understood in Scripture then Wren's overshadowed the fruit vendor Conqueror (1070 A.D.), Christopher gift to by who gives you a fig this common occurrence must esta- the St. Paul's the National because Or the who city, Cathedral, up to you really want to try one. man blish a connection with biology Theatre. one one can see a life "watch out" Everywhere turns saves your by yelling because, as a specifically, and science generally. different back or three hundred dumb do look left instead of building dating two foreigner, you right So why must this conflict persist? of life. years to another era when crossing the road. One reason I have discovered is The people of London live with the constant The Londoners have learned to live life fully; they some people on both sides revel in reminder that others have and before come gone are happy when the weather is good rather than arguing endlessly, are determinedto them. This, to me, was the greatest culture shock. In complaining when it rains. This ability has made and wage war, are unwilling to North blind this. In London alive and and America, we turn a eye to vibrant, it is something many consider compromise and rationaliz- is and better Canada, everything new improved, Canadians can learn from. I know 1 have. ation. I think our civilization would

be more content if the two most

Nice is nice, in theautumn

Laurier's Department of Romance Languages Pro-

Terence is the Coordinator the fessor Scully first of Words from France

new student between the Universite exchange program by de Nice, France, and the Universities of Windsor, Prof. Terry Scully Western Ontario, Guelph and Wilfrid Laurier. He is

accompanying 40 third-year HonoursFrench students

the and in the to Nice, overseeing program, lecturing sort.

Faculte des Lettres humaines Nice. The result that those who reach et Sciences at is manage to the Scully's letter will Canada Post broad between the road and the actual Professor appear, walkway 4+.00 willing, once a month in the Cord. beach feel they deserve the pleasure of strolling

peacefully to the sound of surf and seagulls, or of

NICE, France—(September 30) First impressions of lazily sitting on a bench and watching the sunbathers for what of and below. a place are always valuable, both they say swimmers Ijj the and for what of the of Nice medium-sized Its place they say experience is a city. 300,000 inhabitants H|

the person arriving in that place. live for the most part on the narrow coastal plain of the Baie des My wife and I arrived in the city of Nice two weeks Anges and in the valleys and on the

in order for for the influx of the 40 back from this shore. ago me to prepare slopes running Unlike Ontario exchange students. We were immediately most important European cities, Nice does

struck which be not have Two hundred it by two things we suspect must more a long history. years ago

or less permanent conditions of life here. was an insignificant, albeit exceptionally pretty, Italian

Firstly, there is the warmth. The sun seems fishing village. Since then its remarkable growth has been actually more intense here than in Waterloo, even due almost wholly to its site and its weather,

though the two places are at roughly the same both of which have consistently attracted a relatively affluent class of inhabitant. latitude. For most of the last days the has been a Get Your sky I Christmas II perfectly clear blue, so that walking the three or four Like the city itself, the University of Nice is of only kilometers to Nice's best bookstore, for instance, recent existence. It received its charter as an Gift almost the side of the 20 but becomes painful on sunny independent university only some years ago, I I

street. And this at the end of September, when the the clear need for such an institution is indicated by all maples will be beginning to turn at home. an enrollment, over faculties, of some 18,500 We While facilities I are told that the will be Nice students. some are I season overcrowded, Now! rainy upon

in several students at Nice benefit from the enthusiasm of weeks. This amounts to a period of sudden a

brief downpours, after which the returns to its comparatively faculty—to nothing of the sky young say I Loo Sweatshirts for only $20 HI normal placid blue. I'm sure a little variety in the delight provided by an incomparable geographical

weather has hurt for location. never anyone; our part we are bear the when it Future installments of this letter will look the prepared to up to rainy season at They're II French university system as the I comes. exemplified by

Our second impression is of busy streets. The University of Nice, and at the various experiences, Promenade the social, cultural and academic, of the Canadian des Anglais follows the curve of I GOING FAST H students Mediterranean bay around which the city of Nice has participating this year in the Nice-Ontario been built. It is an eight-lane roadway on which exchange.

drivers train for LeMans. To the beach get to you As exams begin to weigh on Cord regulars, we have some must cross this street — preferably, for your own people to thank for their irrational devotion this week. GET YOURS NOW! Chris 'Snow' Starkey in wrote continued good health, at one of the rare stoplights. put amazing hours, some |l ig stories ana did s"'t work RAF could play Even these of little the beach- mean Scoop's so stoplights are use to & Erb St. DHI student. Anna Muselius also went above and beyond with Wj King Uptown Waterloo bound pedestrian though, because the Roads production help. And, as usual, Cori and Mike stayed up

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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 13 fightingfor Freedom

On cold a night in October, a vibrant crowd gathered in front their interests. Unaware of the detention of the radio of station in Budapest. By the illumination of only a that Nagy, and believing he was in part respon- few old-fashioned gas lamps, a group of students were sible for the actions of Soviet military forces,

the withdrew their shouting... Hungarian population sup-

port for the new premier.

Following the news of the massacre, the

The Hungarian Revolution of 1956 is now This rapid turn of events included the ulti- nation became ungovernable. The Hungarian a distant for It the Radio only memory most people. mate siege of Building. Following an resistance, composed primarily of workers and remains however, one of the land- session of the Central Committee of political all-night in Soviet students, fought small groups against marks of this century, not dismissed the Communist Imre was rein- easily by Party, Nagy Their tanks. simple weaponry of shot-guns and its survivors. stated as premier. Molatov-cocktails was largely effective.

Born of frustrations with totalitarian Stali- The Revolution was to a climax brought by Above: A 'freedom a Emblems of the Stalinist regime were des- Hungarian fighter' guards nism, the Revolution showed the world the the events of October 25. Soviet tanks stati- captured Soviet tank. Right: Hungarian troyed by the masses throughout Hungary. values of freedom. The short Build- but explosive turn oned on guard in front of the Parliament refugees flee to Austria. Below: Imre Nagy Perhaps the greatest show of disaffection for of that fire broadcasts the nation. Soviet events began on the evening of October ing opened on unarmed demonstrators. to Facing page: the regime was the dismantling of the large

— tanks roll 23 30 — is central on years ago today invaluable if we Simultaneously, Nagy was detained by agents through Budapest statue of the Russian premier in Stalin Square. November 4, 1956. Photos from Seven are to learn from the past. of the Kremlin who considered him a threat to Days of few Only with the help hundreds of men, a of Freedom, by Noel Barber. The course of events leading to revolution in trucks and a blowtorch did the giant bronze Hungary can be traced as far back as 1953, statue crash to its marble base. The episode when newly appointed Prime Minister Imre included a ceremonial burning of Party cards. Nagy, addressed his 'new to Par- policy speech' is that will Nagy, once freed, announced abolition of the "October 23, 1956, a day liament. It was nothing short of an outright the and a withdrawal AVH, one-party system, live forever in the annals of men and condemnation of Stalinist policy, especially of Hungary from the Warsaw Treaty Organiza- free nations. It was a day of courage, police terror, which had plagued the nation tion (the eastern bloc equivalent of NATO). He since World War 11. conscience, and triumph. No other day had also communicated with the United In the that followed series leader- years a of since history began has shown more Nations, asking for aid to defend Hungary's ship shuffles, including Nagy's expulsion in the eternal neutrality. clearly unquenchability of the Kremlin to 1955, were engineered by the The events of November 4, 1956, brought to man's desire to be free, whatever The supress an apparent political mutiny. anti- an end 'seven of freedom.' The the Hungary's days odds against success, whatever revolt the Stalinist was especially evident in final attack launched the Kremlin included by sacrifice required movement of Hungarian writers and journalists 2500 Soviet tanks and 1000 supporting vehi- (often called the 'revolt of conscience'). Embol John F. cles. The Hungarian Army, the National Guard Kennedy dened by the news of events in Yugoslavia and of and groups freedom fighters (lightly armed) Poland (both nations were engaged in similar fought side by side in defence of the legal Hun- Feature written by Zoltan Horcsok and the the campaigns), unrest among Hungarian garian Democratic Government. After long and designed by Heather McAsh. population reached its peak in October of 1956. bitter fighting, the resistance was broken and After a peaceful rally on 22 October 1956, a the Revolution was crushed. Mass arrests and sixteen-point resolution was issued by students deportations to the Soviet Union were the

ultimate blow.

Nagy, who on November 4 took refuge in the

Yugoslav embassy was later abducted and kept 30Years Ago Today in confinement until his execution. It came as

no surprise that Imre Nagy, the symbol of a

murdered revolution, did not receive a public at the Budapest University of Engineering. funeral. Included in their demands were the democrati- In retrospect, the Hungarian Revolution zation of Hungary, and the return of Nagy to achieved a number of important accomplish- political power. ments, its ultimate defeat. The of marked demon- despite spirit October 23 was by massive the Revolution echoed throughout the world; strations through the streets of Budapest. A the demonstrated is events that freedom a pre- large crowd gathered at the Radio Building, cious attribute of life — worth and of them intent fighting many students on having their dying for. The Revolution demonstrated 9 tear demands broadcast. Shortly after p.m.

beyond a shadow of a doubt that a totalitarian gas was released into the crowd and machine regime can indeed be resisted. from effectively gun fire state security police (AVH) killed For itself, Hungary has achieved a respect and wounded a number of the unarmed mass that results in the most humane conditions of nearly 300,000. The thunder of the shots sig- anywhere in the Soviet empire. Entrepreneurs nalled the beginning of a bitter and bloody bat-

may now pursue their interests to a greater tle in Hungary. extent than ever before, and has Within minutes of the first shots, white travelling become easier for Hungarians. Recently, Hun- ambulances bearing Red Cross insignia has gary been referred to as the Kremlin's appeared, from which emerged not doctors but 'experiment in capitalism.' additional AVH. Infuriated, the crowd attacked Lastly, the Revolution made the Western them, and in this way acquired their first wea- world aware of the unpleasant realities of other pons. When ordinary police arrived to reinforce political situations. The West must be the AVH, they sided with the masses. reminded of that does these situations, so it not become ignorant of a more dangerous world. THE CORD WEEKLY

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ENTERTAINMENT

America

de-fuzzified

By Bruce Arculus

Just who does Dr. Foth think he is, anyway?

Sure, he's Canada's most controversial

and talked about columnist.

inimitable Sure, his wit currently graces

and 15 the pages of Maclean's, over major

Canadian daily newspapers. Sure, his fond words often send public and Worst of Washington, the Jaw, tariffs,

figures scurrying home to cower under their Billy Carter, Peoria, the Indy 500, Bernhard bed sheets. Goetz, journalists, democrats, American

But Allan Fotheringham likes to portray violence, the Challenger, Ronald Reagan

himself ink-stained oft- Lee and free trade, as a poor wretch, movies, lacocca, to related with confused and befuddled by the loony world name a couple, all hilariously

of politics. Fotheringham's customary bite.

So he tries valiantly to defuzzify the Capitol Offences, subtitled Dr. Foth

the debaf- Uncle be read fuzzification, demystify mystique, Meets Sam, must by any

fle the bafflegab, and just generally play Canadianwho can find the United States on

A solid mix of sarcastic spoilsport to politicians' games. a map. wit, gossip

For the Dr. Foth has been and is past two years, opinionated analysis, Fotheringham scratching his head and furrowing his brow at his un-put-downable best. he there advice. Our in Washington, which calls itself, says, And, as usual, is

the most important city in the universe. lovable bully to the south, in the words of

Capitol Offences, Dr. Foth's latest book, Dr. Foth, is a good neighbour. "But let's

is the result. keep them neighbours. At a safe distance.

Granted, Fotheringham writes in the "Canadians are unwise to mumble and

Introduction, no castles will fall, nor embas complain that the Americans know little tumble."But I will have removed lot of about them. I let's that sies a say: keep ignorance But love him or hate him, as the saying from chest." Instead of their brows and things my flying. furrowing his goes, point of view is well worth a ponder So what things are removed? pouting that they are being ignored, or two. Ronald would best reflect the Dull Americans, Reagan movies, Canadians on is gossipy and off-handed revelations. And U.S. Canadians, red have." bootlicking by tape, advantages they in Vancouver, or Ottawa, or Toronto, Allan Fotheringham, Southam News' bland women One of themes Washington roads, wives, Fotheringham's recurring Fotheringham made such disclosures cus- Washington-based columnist, has long in- who wear sneakers and a dress, is the suffocating navel gazing that Wash- Roy Cohn, tomary. He has influence (he created Brian fluenced the moodof the nation through his low-flying planes, beige, silly laws, Ronald ington undergoes. For every politician, he viable candidate for PC Mulroney as a 11 reign over Maclean's' back year page, six movies, sex without humour, writes, thereare journalists. "You needa in Reagan leadership a 1975 Maclean's column). two best-selling books (Malice in Blun- nuclear called "The Peacemaker," shoehorn to to the bar...it's wall-to- weapons belly up Obviously, he does not and cannot enjoy derlandand Look Ma...No Hands), and as a Ralph Nader, CIA brainwashing experiments wall account," he advises. expense the same luxury of influence in Washington. resident panelist on CBC's Front Page at McGill, Murray: the well-known Canadian As a result there is little news in, or To compensate, there is more about Challenge. He will discuss and autograph journalist, bigots, what U.S. leaders information Washington that isn't racism, about, Allan Fotheringham in Capitol Offences. copies of Capitol Offences, published by think of their Canadian counterparts, the written to death. The first person singular is more.evident. In Porter at the Wed- Richard Key Books, Turret, Lord as a One can't but feel a of Republican, doublespeak, help slight pang a sense, Capitol Offences marks October 3:00 of nesday, 29, at p.m. as part Nixon, White House press conferences, disappointment. One of the most delicious Fotheringham's move from back stage to the Laurier Bookstore's 75th anniversary Ronald Reagan movies, the Slap, the Best of earlier work components Fotheringham's onstage. Meet-the-Author series.

unemployed's leisure time as a By J. David Black resource to be productively spent.

After a short reading of nine JohnCage, American composer, "mesostics" (poems constructed writer, and the star of WLU's 75th at Cagey "happening" of individual lines, each line incor- Anniversary Symposium Series, porating one letter of a word or Or "happened" last Tuesday. words written vertically on a page) rather, the avante-garde gentleman WLU series which commented on his globalist staged a "happening" before a Symposium and views, a short break, Cage packed house in IEI. For when it hove into a 45 minute reading of to to comes Cage, any attempt His more mesostics. program notes draw and revolution in a distinction between the A voice rich and mellow, its tions today its threat to world through a the world ny. indicated this second set was to be and the internationalism event man becomes, well, learned in the better peace, a new is information order, coupled with a intonation a reflection the "On on essay the better pretty undistinguished. schools. Hair and necessary. This new order — distribution of the West's American long, Duty of Civil Disobedience," writ- other A "happening," according to the shot with silver- perhaps in the form of a world riches. at age 75, through ten by the AmericanauthorHenry

— is what we need to for the otherwise Oxford English All in with a government Hope species largely ungroovy gray. all, presence David Thoreau. is ourselves from remains in the Dictionary, an "improvised or "P". save ourselves. careful study of capital It was a long reading. Longer for Such union be theatrical event," or lit like a global might things as they are, he to spontaneous And in Cage's case, up believed, the fact that individual words and be followed other kind of "vital" achieved if we turned our talent for a collective any display. some Christmas tree. by adjust- crazy phrases became lost in Cage's to more humane ment to as should be. Typical examples are Andy technology pur- things they Its monotone. theme appeared to ofhis film The first of the of ex- "We should the Warhol's screening Sleep quartet poses. study ways of be the individual's responsibility as the was "I think it would be in order (live footage of a man asleep), or periences on program very good if industry to behave glo- regards power structures in so- "Interview." A rendition of as industries the room-sized collages created in entitled we could pull ourselves out of the bally, behave," Cage ciety. Although resembling at he had with said. the 19605. All that was needed a conversation two present situation, and involve our- "They do it out of greed. We points an incantation rich in ritual were friends several it fea- selves in one that involved intel- should do it the house some bodies, some simple years ago, to put we strength, its notes were simply flat. and tured Cage playing himself, of ligence, instead of political bic- live in in good working order." materials, "presence." And dull. While the lack of either the rela- has Take course. The topic was he said. Good in Cage presence. away kering," working order, Cage's verbal or musical "meaning" could between and tech- A be it from the the twelve books he's authored tionship society threat, Martians terms, means a society that co- have been understood as pointed others' is exists (including Themes and Variations nology. The voices, taped or the bomb, might just be what instead of competes. One comment, the lack of both made the needed to the world that looks and Empty the unorth- at the time of actual conver- bring together. on property as a shared Words), the reading, for much of the Each odox musical compositions ("Thir- sation, were played back. A great intelligence too, he be- trust to be used for the benefit of audience, an endurance test. which he ty Pieces for Five Orchestras" and asked questions of Cage, lieved, could provide the necessary all, and notowned for the pleasure What was difficult to understand This of few. "Dance/4 Orchestras") and the then answered in lecture style. leadership. solidarity of the a Society, he said, should in the reading became impossible was that, be- of the First as learn to Guggenheim Fellowship, and it Cage's message peoples world, well accept unemployment as

rivalry between na- as Third, could then be confirmed a cost of Continued on 18 remains, unmistakable and uncan- cause of the change, and accept the page THE CORD WEEKLY IE NY IE ICY 16 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 A 1 NM£ NT

Alternative radio needs listener help

is of Waterloo student them at By Steve McLean monthly program guide. As well as CKMS also a major supporter of from University 884-3530, which will also local If this is for containing a complete schedule of talent. you're in a band fees. However, funding not qualify you various prizes which Have noticed the the club and for and maintainold will be you depressed most comprehensive looking more exposure, why not enough to buy new given out during the funding drive. state of commercial radio lately? concert listings to be found in the send a demo tape out to the station equipment to keep the station

AM radio has been renowned In alternative and see if level. The Since the long area. addition, an you can get some airplay. running at an optimum programming on CKMS And 700 for its lack of originality. now album chart is also included each station also requires over new is dependant upon the efforts of commercial FM radio is month. Bands which have made Free be albums to add to the 8000 human quickly program guides can a year volunteers, as well as becoming an accomplice in the large dentson this chart in the past obtained at CKMS itself, at the records already in the studio. To do monetary resources are welcomed,

of the of months include such Centre at U of W at this need $5000.00 to If are interested in propagation boring, constantly couple Campus or they money: you becoming a

in repeated cattle fodder that most international acts as The Velvet most record stores downtown be more precise. programmer, just drop out to the off the of CKMS studios major record companies pass as Underground, Jazz Butcher, ÜB- Kitchener. Program guides will also For past couple weeks, and find out more

it. artistic Even the REM, and Heads. be on Laurier's in CKMS was in the midst of their about will provide creativity. CFNY, -40, Sting Talking appearing campus They you with FM Canadian which have the drive in order in all the technical so-called "progressive" station, groups made near future, so keep your eyes funding to exchange training aspects

main- need. CKMS is becoming more and more a recent impression include peeled. their red ink for black and to keep that you'll is located in

radio in Waterloo. If warehouse stream. The situation looks very L'Etranger, Scott Merritt, The CKMS is a non-profit radio station alternative alive a at the end of the road still interested that leads north off bleak indeed for the radio listener Shuffle Demons and sth Column. that does not play commercials and you are in pledging to Columbia Street, CKMS behind U of W's who is looking for innovative new Aside from these recording artists, receives the majority of its funding help survive, you can phone Optometry Building. music. Except in Waterloo; we do have an alternative. It's called CKMSFM. No tears for Evita's versatile cast CKMS is a student-owned and operated radio station broadcasting

in Hall tender and sensitive within minutes. at 94.5 on the FM band. The station's By Julia Richards Another by Peron's mistress Peron, so

Dunn towards Eva could have clawed his All in Euita primary area of reception is the (Barbara Prosser) as she is all, was enjoyable

and Waterloo but house of the dictator's life a to the of entertainment for a Kitchener area, Playing to a packed at pushed out by way top Argentina's military Wednesday

in the musical and Eva. Also worth and killed the over-the-air signal can also be Centre the Square, young arrogant so many Argentinians evening.

received in parts of Cambridge. The Evita started out slowly, but by the mentioning was David Mucci as Che who opposed him.

cast had warmed Guevara, the sardonic narrator. Andrew Lloyd Webber's music station is also carried by Rogers second act the up Coming to Centre in the Square:

to fineand Mucci is a former Laurier student was as were the Cable in Kitchener, Waterloo, considerably give a moving superb, lyrics by Thursday, Oct. 23rd, The Fixx with who with his BBA. Tim Rice. The lack of orchestra and Stratford at 105.7 performance. graduated an Idle 8:00 Cambridge special guests, Eyes. p.m.,

Evita is the of born into By the second the cast was was and the stage was on their cable FM service. story Eva, act, disappointing tickets $14.50, $15.50 and $16.50. and back- Since 1977, CKMS has been the lower classes of Argentina. ready to dazzle. Aggie C. Elliot as surprisingly bareof props

with her lot Eva Eva was as she Don't The cast was providing the K-W area with an Unhappy in life, riveting sang ground. though, imp- Wednesday Oct. 29th, WLU Anniv- from alternative FM station that her to the top with a Cry For Me Argentina. She went on ressively versatile, changing Concert. 8:00 plays fights way ersary p.m., tickets radio and with become the leader of to to aristocrats music and special interest program- career in by sleeping to spiritual peasants diplomats $6, $8 and $10. with for who will her climb. while the ming for people a taste anyone help to Argentina robbing country of its wealth and and something different. Whether you're Eva eventually reaches he goal by seeking more

the Peron. more for herself. Yet she still into jazz, reggae or hard-core; marrying dictator-to-be, glory the audience's scenes a cool first act managed to wring consumer reports, entertainment Warmer in

macabre of musical hearts near the close of the Turret included a out news or multi-language broadcasts game Oxygen parties

documentaries of chairs determine which second act, as her now old and tired or even feature to general defeated her drive and amb- all would come out on a body the BBC world news; you'll hear it top, very air the itions. Brian was excellent breath of fresh free. sensual two of cast a on CKMS, commercial tango by McKay

service as Eva's husband, Peron. It CKMS also provides a for members and a touching perfor- loving bit of wonder a mance of the Another Suitcase was a a though, how the community in publishing song for tired music crowd

:L V - ■■ -%:■# ■. W- ' 'M:.. ■ * atmosphere. It starts with no By Sharon Reedyk and special

< ; >> Caroline MacDonald decor, no special lids (no fish with

bad lids), low lights (for that intimate

effect while to the Sex When think of listening you Wednesday Pistols) and a trend towards "anti- night WLUSU entertainment, a which haveasked fashion''. Unlike a regular Turret question you may night, people are not out to impress yourself is: "what exactly is an

others. This is an event where oxygen party?" conversation is possible, dancing is Oxygen parties began in 1985 and sitting, listening and when three Laurier lads offered a optional

drinking are acceptable. sampling of alternative music at The

Baron one evening. Because the

night was a success and thereexisted Now for some administrative facts.

of dissatisfaction The doors burst 8:00 a general feeling open at p.m.

music it That's with Turret last year, was and close at 1:00 a.m. right;

" be allotted The " " proposed that one night the hours have finallyextended. v '

- of NIL Laurier folk and M- ■ to this type music on campus. cost is for poor

Mtjk Thus the Oxygen Party, held on a mere $1.00 for other creatures. Wednesday nights, was born. Oxygen provided.

Since last January, these events Look for bands in the near future;

have beenadvertised as "alternative check the black and white posters

music nights." Their single criterion and coloured flyers floating around

40 of fresh is that no Top is allowedand they the halls. The next breath

branchout into several categories of air is November sth, so break the

music. The music tends be limited of and come to cages conformity

to hardcore, cool-old-stuff like T- experience the Wednesday night

Rex and Led Zeppelin, Rockabilly Oxygen parties.

" and r (including shockabilly sludge- ' •*■'■ " '% I A • and other abilly), country punk, Ska, Wednesday night upcomings: , alternative stuff. Within this list, the

selections are limited to Samboard's Oct. 29th, Marty Bear § \ and from Nov. Jjjt meager offerings supplies sth, Oxygen Party Nov. Korner generous patrons. 12th, Komedy When thinking ofOxygen Parties, Nov. 19th, Oxygen Party

also have take into account Nov. Jude Johnson you to 26th,

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Chapman exploits Python faithful

By Bruce Arculus pouch of a huge inflatable kangaroo. because we didn't know what the

For therecord, here's a sample of reaction would be. When the shut-

You knew what to what know from flew and there I never expect people want to ters open, was,

from Monty Python's Flying Circus, Chapman. there was this screaming noise and their brand of Where did the half the I except that unique name Monty people ran away. didn't

inspired lunacy would be something Python come from? know what to make of it...still

completely different. The six members (John Cleese, don't..."

And then the man at the desk in Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Where is the place for organized

the middle of the field wouldexplode. Michael Falin and Chapman) had religion in today's society?

The Pet unable the nickname 'The "There's lot of in the Shop owner, to acquired Flying a space

convince his agited customer that Circus' while developing the showat Yukon...humans should think on tuckered BBC studios. After their and lot of the dead Parrot is merely tossing out 'Owl own, a organized

Time' and 'A A don't out after a particularity long squawk, Stretching Horse, religions encourage thinking."

the Canadian And A chose skits? abruptly steps into Bucket, Spoon,' they What are your favourite

Rockies to sing of the virtues of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' "Well the best ones—the parrot sounded like being a lumberjack before being becausei a) "Monty skit, the Ministry of Silly Walks, and

squished to death by a gigantic the name of an incredibly bad so on—have all become cliches."

flatulent cartoon foot. theatrical agent, which it was;" b) And two hours later, he hopped

But an Evening With Graham "Python is an extremely nasty off the stage like a huge rabbit.

Chapman at the University of snake;" and c) "We had to use An avid Python devotee is left

Waterloo's Humanities Theatre Flying Circus because that's what with, in addition to a significantly

called in Sunday was exactly that-an evening we were already some lighter wallet, the nagging sense of

with Graham Chapman. None of contracts." being cheated somehow.

the clever off-the-wall zaniness that How did write andwhere did is you Chapman exploiting Python

characterizes material. ideas? faithful a a Python you get by setting price—and

Nothing unpredictable. Nothing unus- "Usually, 1 wrote with John high one at that—on what is no Cleese. We'd about 10:30 than ual. Just very ordinary. start in more a group interview.

It started well. Chapman, a the morning, which really meantwe It is one thing to sell a movie, sell a

member of the drank read the made book sell but it is founding Python coffee, paper, or an album, quite

walked on and and another demand his fans for troupe, stage, sat, telephone calls, generally any- to pay of abuse. the insisted on two minutes thing we could do to avoid work privilege of stroking his ego by Theaudience loved until could for him how he it, spurred on we say 'Oh, time asking great is. by Chapman's peppering of the lunch.' For Chapman's fans, the realiz- nine Canadian with exclamations of more deliberate, stops on a tour.) be able contribute dif- routine ap- quieter, thoughtful, "I'd usually to ation is something completely sounds like it'll fun. proval. "Very good! A fine shot! Oh, and less, well, Pythonesque, in One movie be something odd because I wasn't ferent, and something less than

he is motivated a a shoe! Very, very good!!" person. Explaining by concentrating on what was going enjoyable. called settled He makes references desire to feel he has hard Thenhe it off, down, frequent to exhilarated, on. I shouldhave been at work,

(true become a nominal and answered questions for two his past alcoholism (he once drank story) thinking and concentrating about He member of The hours. It became something com- 60 ounces of gin daily). only Dangerous Sports- the skit or whatever it was we were man's The dull. that after the same Club. members hang but I wouldn't be. So I did U of W pletely conquered doing, my Upcoming events: active volcanoes it the restless au- disease killed his best friend Keith glide over in I Perhaps was job by not doing my job, suppose." had Moon. double-decker dience's fault. Chapman come Ecuador, place buses, What was it like exposing yourself Pride: A Tribute to U2. Friday Oct. wheelchairs and Venetian answer But the au- gondolas in Life of Brian? Fed Hall. 8:00 to questions. on film 24th, p.m., Fedss3.oo And he made his for between themselves and skis the dience, who paid $10-12 each for motive being on "We filmed the movie in Tunisia, Others $4.00. would have there clear from the onset. slopes at St. Moritz, and traverse there. admittance, clearly pre- quite and hired all the extras They

He's two and needs the Channel ferred to be entertained. developing films, English suspended by were all Muslim, and Muslim women Judith Marcuse Dance Company.

The is the (Waterloo is the first of five helium balloons while in the allowed male Oct. Humanities. 8:00 45-year-old Chapman money. are not to see um, 24th, p.m.

genitalia. So we only had one take Students $10.75. Laurier's guideto Rockdom Meet The

How To Be A Rocker: from Gater World, Florida, on it AUTHOR ROCK As here This the first and last installment you may have noticed, at is

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Toymaker at Turret

Canada.

The Special To The Cord play, which portrays the in gospel allegory form, premiered

On at the 1980 Winter the heels of a week-long stint Olympics in Lake and New capacity crowds at the Ontario Placid, York, where it was described Pavillion at and one theatre Expo '86, Toymaker by critic as "anexcellent Son, a powerful dramatic dance performance in modern

in production comes to Laurier next dance, entertaining itself and week. for the significant message that it is

Critically Thedance and mime show, which relaying." Toymaker and Son has toured was also presented at the 1982 extensively in Canada and acclaimed the United Commonwealth Games in Australia States, playing at schools, and the festivals and mime and dance at 1984 Los Angeles Olympic to audiences ranging

Games, has won critical acclaim from 100 to 10,000 people. at Turret y/ at performances across North The presentation, which features

America. a soundtrack The play is presented by by New York com- Youth With Vince A Mission of Performing poser Corozine, displays the

Arts of Cambridge, Ontario, and continuing conflict that develops

features when a rebel an international cast which powerful upsets the

represents six nations including peace of Toyland.

Canada, the U.S.A., Australia and Toymaker and Son is sponsored

Switzerland. Cast members include by Laurier Christian Fellowship and

former will be in the X members of the Australian performed Turret on

Ballet the October 28th at 8:00 Company, Royal Opera of Tuesday, p.m.

England, and the National Ballet of Tickets will be available at the door.

Reviewer wonders what "happened"

This could be enough to what had 15 appreciated, salvage come Continued from page where the former straight reading before.

in the musical rendering of the had come across as something Perhaps the performer himself,

called The sound flowed forth in with his unusual same poems, "Essay." Any uninspired. keeping nature,

part of the verbal meanings the as an excited musical psycho- comments best on the whole

listener could discern in the first babble, a delightful, disturbing and "happening" with the following taken were abandoned, as individual "impossible" nonsense. Imagine words, from his book A the From writings were superimposed, and bass tenors caught building Year Monday: Tower of and the "Art is... criminal the recording of Cage reading them Babel, you get action. It

computer generated. It became picture. conforms to no rules. Anyone who

quickly evident that Cage's interest The man who came to "happen," experiences a work of art is as

was in the music of the language to stage what is hereconveniently guilty as the artist. It's not a

itself, however, rather than in what depicted in terms of a Warholian question of sharing the guilt. Each 60's left audience of the of all of it." was actually "said." "event," its us gets

80s sharply divided. Some sat For those who, like myself, felt

through it all, quietly reflective. slightly cheated by Cage's hap- Answers: Others left the minute leaving pening, there remains the nagging

waited the that have seemed polite, or until sense we missed some-

hour It be two performance was over to thing. may something we

their confusion disil- need achieve all of what express or to Cage Grayson Dick ward youthful lusionment. optimistically suggested. Or, per- his and Wayne Bruce Millionaire 10. This reviewer, to contrast, oc- haps, something we require to at Orr 9. cupies a shaky middle ground. least better with the sound - cope there) you see the of the and of As Perhaps confounding fury our times. it was, free is admission (and Turret The 8. latest had and the this reviewer left Goldberg's man (who "presence") was feeling guilty Earth The 7.

event, (which was just plain disap- as well as cheated. And still as Sing and Learn to Songs 6. pointing) has something to do with much in the dark. Hur Ben 5. is a real The 75th it. The lecture was originally pre- Anniversary Sympos- gas Days Radio 4. sented, but contained little original ium Series next features Dr. Coincidence?)

content. Thecontentof thepoetry George Kish, who will speak on helps Jack out and takes the au- stars. also (who Trebek Alex 3. "The might have been provocative, if Age of Discovery: Its Impact By Douglas Hohener dience along on her adventures. She Co. Cab Sunshine The 2. Old World in and the delivery could have been en- on Attitudes" Tuesday, gets caught some tight spots High Carver 1. November 7:30 if like behind her. dured. And the musical "Essay," a 4 at p.m. in room If you like to laugh, you to death is always one step

for IEI. around the floor She her wits bright spot me, was simply not roll on in hysterics, always manages to use will love and of you absolutely Whoopi though, get out out every

Goldberg in Jumpin' Jack Flash. situationimaginable, including being for this of New Perhaps a more fitting title dragged down the streets

movie might simply be Whoopi York in a telephone booth.

*^T7|si\p»ssing Goldberg, as the entire movie cen- This movie is acomedy, a romance

tres around her character. and an adventure all rolled into one.

Terry Doolittle (Goldberg), a Penny Marshall (Laverne and

computer operator in an interna- Shirley) makes her directorial debut movie's tional bank is not your average with this movie. The success

employee. She helps co-workers solve- is not really due to her direction

it their problems and even gives out though, nor is the cameo ap-

terrific One this some- Jim Carol recipes. day, pearances by Belushi,

what bizarre lady dressed in baggy Kane, John Wood or Stephen

pants, a baseball shirt and sus- Collins. This is primarily Whoopi's her her brilliant sESSION penders, receives a message on movie, performance aT,oN computer terminal at work. It is a carries the movie along. She appears inform British Intel- self which is plea for help from a to be playing her comic

ligence officer (a spy) who has a more than just playing a role. 29 Jumpin October code name none other than Jumpin' Make an effort to see

it is a Jumpin' Wednesday, Jack Flash. Jack Flash; really gas. m " at .4:30 P- This is the point where the story Jack Flash is currently playing „. 30 actually gets underway as Terry The Cinema Theatre in Kitchener. Martin Cen Paul Entertainment Quiz

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1. At which High School did the White Shadow teach?

2. What was the of the cab Taxi? questions. name company on any 3. Who produces Jeopardy?

4. is What the name of Woody Allen's new film? n8 NiP'«» 5. What film has won the most Oscars? C> 6. What was the name of Echo and the Bunnymen's last album? Universi 7. In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, what was the greatest ygg computer ever built?

8. Where and do you go to see Lunch Bag Theatre, Wednesdays

Thursdays at 12:30? J^OolNor^^ 9. Who rowed to Sweden in Joseph Heller's Catch-22? 10. What were Batman's and Robin's alter-egos? THURSDAY,

OCTOBER 23, 1986

SPORTS PAGE 19

It's down to

the wire...

We need a win!

Quarterback Rod Philp (top left) demonstrates his fourth

quarter heroics in a dramatic come-from-behind win over

McMaster Marauders. At bottom right, Jeff Belanger again

proves his aggressiveness by hauling down the Mac QB.

Awesome Cord photos by Peter Dyck.

By Scoop Furlong berth. playoff of the game while lineman Bruce

It was a classic come from behind Lowe received defensive honors. The entire football has season The Hawks rallied from victory. a Honorable mentiongoes to the sure-

come down to one for the game 22-9 fourth quarter deficit to score handed splitend Ken Lubert. The Golden Hawks. Laurier (3- Tonight two touchdowns in the final three made his first games year veteran 3) hosts York (3-3) in the season three minutes. and five career start caught passes winner advances the finale. The to Rod Reserve quarterback Philp for 52 yards. Game 7 time is p.m. playoffs. spearheaded the attack. Taking over

York is on a roll. After losing their the offence on the last play of the Windsor 48 first three the Yeomen have games, third quarter, Philp completed 17 of Laurier 21 wins reeled off three straight over and 25 passes for 173 yards two Toronto and Waterloo. Guelph, touchdowns. In Windsor this past Saturday the of York has a pair dynamite punt back Luc Gerritsen Running was Hawks Lancer met a very inspired returners — Tom Kapantrias and on the recieving end of Philp's first football team. Windsor was thrashed Keith McFarlane, a good running — 14 touchdown toss a yard strike last weekend by the Mustangs and and back — Terry Douglass, an with just 2:10 showing on the clock. were out to make amends. Further, Adam improving rookie quarterback slotback Steve A 14 pass to yard it was Lancer head coach Gino Karlsson has Karlsson. completed Seifried third down and on a ten Fracas's last home game after 19 60 of his in the over per cent passes situation down was a key to this years of coaching. last three games. drive. To certain a extent, it was a the other has Laurier, on hand, The Hawk defence shutdown nothing game for the Hawks. No been inconsistent. Since the last Mac's ensuing drive but a roughing matter what the Windsor result a issue of the Cord the Hawks have the-kicker penalty the Mar- gave victory against York would still be two On split games. Thanksgiving auders another chance. the Again required to make the playoffs. weekend the Hawks from came defence shut down the Marauders. The Hawks got off to one of their behind for a dramatic 23-22 victory Laurier took over the ball at midfield patented quick starts in jumping to over McMaster (3-3) and most with 1:12 to play. an early 14-0 first quarter lead. With recently Laurier was humbled 48-21 Again a crucial completion to the aid of a Laurier fumble the in Windsor (2-4). Seifried on a third down and ten determinedLancers closed the score situation the drive alive. An kept to 14-10. Another fieldgoal and a Laurier 23 to Ken eight yard pass a leaping touchdown fake on a fieldgoal gave McMaster 22 Evraire tied the with 19 game Windsor a 20-14 halftime lead that

seconds to Steve extra play. Rainey's they never relinquished.

The win McMaster was a Laurier the dramatic win. against point gave Continued on page 23 vital step in Laurier's drive to a Philp was named offensive player THE CORD WEEKLY

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Soccer men close in on West division crown

Kuppers scored in the draw. The By Chris Starkey fifth place. Lyon was "very pleased"

in steady was named with the victory as the bench filled always Kuppers

in the Hawk MVP. The Laurier men's soccer Hawks various gaps the starting line-up

from clin- which was hit with are just two games away nagging injuries. Soccer Shorts: Roy Abraham ching the Ontario University Athletic leads the OUAA with Association (OUAA) West Division LAURIER 3, BROCK 0 scoring race 12 goals in 13 games... three championship following league play Last Saturday, the side travelled Laurier

players were in a serious in the past two weeks. to St. Catherine's where the Badgers potentially

car collision two in ... The Hawks are in a tie for first were quite hospitable giving the Tuesdays ago Bout missed the Western a win. Henry place with the McMaster Marauders, Hawks 3-0 shutout The Hawks because of neck be a characteristic lead game a injury on and appear to ready to take jumped to early after 16 and added the account of the Abraham divisional honours. Following is a (2-0 minutes) incident,

and Neocleous were shaken but brief roundup of the past weeks' third goal in the second half. Player- up didn't miss time rookie Abraham conti- game ... games. of-the-game Roy nued his standout Mario Halipir re-injured a to display scoring prowess knee and WINDSOR 1, LAURIER 0 as he netted two goals. Joe Formica previously-operated-upon will be out for the remainder of the The Hawks' undefeated streak scored his third goal in as many

and season Laurier has 38 fell rookie Derek ... goals, tops ended at seven games as they to games goalkeeper turned another in the division the Hawk defence the Windsor Lancers at Bechtel Zapp in fine perfor- ...

his second shut- is second to the Park on the 9th. Coach Barry Lyon mance, recording Marauders, allowing 10 could label the loss "frust- just goals in 12 games. only as out of the season.

rating"; the Hawks had better scor-

ing chances but Windsor capitalized LAURIER 3, GUELPH 3 CIAU SOCCER on their lone good opportunity. At The soccer Hawks returned to

the the Lancers moved into time, a the friendly confines of Bechtel Park RANKINGS for second with the Hawks and tie as a a respectable-sized crowd on

result of the victory. Canadian Youth Sunday, but the Gryphons proved

Team member Marc Marchese for the second time this season to be 1. ÜBC Windsor scored the goal. a tough squad. Coach Lyon attri- 2. UPEI buted the "the poor performance to LAURIER 9, RYERSON 1 poorest defensive effort of the year". 3. Concordia

It was a "Laurier as the team to the fact that the Day" Fullback Scott Patriquin goes high in the air to head a ball during Lyon pointed

recorded one of three Hawk wins Hawks hadn't three 4. St. Francis-X Sunday's action against Guelph. Cord photo by Scoop Furlong. given up goals and (the football team over Mac the in one since the season game opener 5. Carleton Hawks Carleton were last 3-2 loss rugby over year (a to Windsor).

Six Hawks the out the were Frank The squad finished off its three the others). figured in ding scoring The Hawks could have sealed a 6. McMaster home stand the Rams Joe Formica and game with a win over goal-scoring as last-place Anagnastopoulos, win as the Guelph keeper was deked 7. McGill with Mackie was the always-tough Abra- continued to find out in their first Peter Mackie one. Mustangs. out by Andros Neocleous in the how the is. named the Labatt's who season The player-of-the- — tough league ham, Formica was honoured dying seconds of the match. Unfort- 8. LAURIER

for Laurier in the rout. — big guns were Henry game as game MVP and Peter McCaf- unately, Neocleous' low shot hit a Toronto Bout, Roy Abraham, and Kevin ferty scored for Laurier as the Hawks Gryphon defender at the goal line. 9. Roun- LAURIER WESTERN 1 Adams with two goals each. 3, moved to 8-1-1 and Western fell to Abraham, Peter Mackie and Kevin 10. New Brunswick

Women's team eliminated Playoffpreparations

By Chris Starkey MCMASTER 4, LAURIER 0 By Chris Fischer moments of the first half, a re- The Mac game in Fowlie's words, and Chris kick headed Starkey directed corner being The Golden Hawks men's soccer team played the lowly Ryerson we've was "easily the worst game just wide of the Laurier net. Rams in Toronto on Tuesday. Assuming a Laurier win, the match played all season." The strong and The Hawks have Laurier's best chance of the will take Hamilton when the Lady soccer came year place in on Sunday talented Maraudersscored early and been eliminated from the Ontario midway through the second half. Marauders entertain the Golden Hawks. The Hawks will probably often. Women's Athletic Churchill lead the that Interuniversity Athlete-of-the-week Marg enjoy a two point in standings going into game. The first came as a result of that goal Association (OWIAA) playoffs as a fed a lead pass to Lynn Hughes McMaster will need to record a victory of two or more goals in Laurier's to clear the ball result of the Brock defenders.The inability league play during past eluded several order to take the divisional title. A win, a tie or a one goal loss out of their crease. A Mac player two weeks. The Hawks fought to a Badger goalie and Hughes both would give Laurier first place honours. controlled the ball and deposited it scoreless draw with the Brock raced for the ball, thekeeper beating Games vital to the playoff picture on Sunday are Laurier at Mac, behind the Laurier keeper, Michelle Badgers, and dropped decisions to out the forward from scoring. Western at Guelph, and Windsor at Ryerson. Unless the U.S.

in Geysens. the McMaster Marauders and the Goalkeeper Blair Fowlie, filling invades our fair country through the Border City taking the A free kick led to the second Mac Guelph Gryphons. for regular goalie Michelle Geysens, Windsor squad with it, the Lancers will beat the Rams and finish in The initial shot labelled late in the to score. was was called upon game third. Western is in fifth, one point behind Guelph. Laurier and for the left but OWIAA corner Geysens LAURIER 0, BROCK 0 preserve her first shutout, Mac are assured home field for the playoffs. A Laurier win, tie, or made an excellent save on the play. The Hawks hosted the Badgers despite making only her second one-goal-victory will put the team against the winner of the the rebound went the Bth and with between the Unfortunately, on came out one appearance ever pipes. Guelph/Western match-up. A two-goal McMaster win will pit the right to a nearby Marauder who point, despite outplaying the visitors Last year's team MVP stopped a Hawks versus Windsor. buried the ball behind into the right for of the The best Brock forward on a to Hawks could better if the Canadian most game. breakaway The be in even shape side of the mesh. in the draw. Brock opportunity came the dying salvage Interuniversity Athletic Union (CIAU) bureaucracy in Ottawa Laurier almost narrowed the lead concurs with the OUAA's recent decision in the Barry McLean to one near theendof the half. Third eligibility appeal. The appeal came about in September when Edna Chu robbed year veteran was McLean was ruled ineligible for play under the league's five-year by the Mac keeper who dove high in eligibility rule. the air to deflect Chu's rising shot. Playing at a U.S. college cost Mclean two years' eligibility, and The Hawks continued to Quiz apply then three full with the Hawks' made the Sports seasons varsity squad up into the second but pressure half, five The based years. appeal was on compassionate grounds, as in could not find the scoring touch one McLean sustained an injury in the 12th minute of the By Bruce Arculus season, around the net. season which him of commission for the remainder opener, put out McMaster scored two late goals of the schedule. OUAA had counted this full of for The as a year 1. Hamilton is frequently mentioned as a prospective location an to seal the Hawks' fate. Coach him five NHL eligibility, giving years in total, making him unable to play NHL expansion team. What is Hamilton's past history? Horace Braden was not very this Slam in the World Series. season. 2. Name the last pitcher to hit a Grand with the impressed showing, stating Despite filing the appeal in September, the Hawks just found out 3. Dave Hodge's hair never seems to change. Why? that "it was not one of our better drowned that McLean had won his case at the OUAA. Now the decision 4. What former Detroit Tiger first baseman, who tragically a

games." must be ratified the CIAU office. Coach was few distinction of ballover the field by Barry Lyon weeks ago, holds the belting a right optimistic about the chances of this happening quickly. "The roof in Tiger Stadium three times? GUELPH 1, LAURIER 0 OUAA is Montreal he is traditionally the toughest conference in Canada to pass 5. What NHL team owner once told a reporter The match the versus Gryphons something like this through," he said. convinced his soul leaves his body for nocturnal sojourns to swoop the crucial match of the for was year Lyon added with a glimmer of hope that the whole situation will down over the Nile and the Pyramids? win would both teams. A by Guelph have been decided by Tuesday, in time for the Ryerson For 6. Quote of the Week: What famous Canadian sports journalist game. assure themof the final playoff spot, those unfamiliar with the Laurier McLean Mass Media in 1970 that his soccer scene, Barry is testified to a CanadianSenate hearing on but Laurier would the a victory pull worth all this as he has been the anchor of the Laurier heroesoutof trouble, profession was "burdenedwith hacks who make tin-can Hawks behind the just one point midfield for several his achievements culminating in his cast iron jerks'? years, third-place Gryphons. naming to the CIAU all-star team last season. 7. Why does Dick Beddoes wear a hat? The was as close as the game Meanwhile on a different front, Lyon is awaiting the verdict on 8. Name the 1918-1919 Stanley Cup winner. indicates; needed a Who score Guelph the future of rookie Lyndon Hooper. The Canadian World Cup 9. The Mercedes team dominated autoracing in the 1950'5. was late Laurier defensive gift goal on a Team is to crack the of the Minnesota Kicks of their driver? player trying line-up The to record the victory. the Indoor Soccer in time for and last lapse Major League (MISL). Lyon will know 10. What Bracebridge carpenter was the last NHL goalie Hawks have two games remaining in the McMaster match if will be in Hawk 1966? on Sunday Hooper a Detroit Red Wing to win playoff MVP awards, in their schedule this the year, playing uniform for the rest of the season or joining the professional squad. Answers on 23 Western Mustangs The page first-place addition of either player, or both, will be welcome in the

and crosstown rivals the yesterday Golden Hawks' quest for the OUAA crown.

Waterloo Athenas on Saturday. THE CORD WEEKLY

22 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 SPORTS

Hawks in Hamilton for OUAA outdoor track championship

placed fifth and Steve Mattiss threw a pair of victories over Genesco matches. Again Laurier's doubles the 41.6 for seventh from New 17-15 and all spear meters a College York, teams captured three matches, HAWK ROUNDUP Last of the round it Saturday, on one place finish, slightly off his Laurier 15-9. Laurier finished the by making an overwhelming win for clearest of the the York days autumn, record of two weeks ago. losing to a powerful squad 15-5 Stories by: Laurier. track team took part in the Ontario The Cross Country team of Mike and 15-7. Sally Lichtenberg the Universities' Outdoor Track and Booker, Paul Self, JeffTomlin, Kevin In the playoff round, the Hawks However, powerful Athenas Serge Grenier from Waterloo throttled the Field at McMaster Powers and will host the men's Championships Wayne Riley Some paralleled performance Lady guy Hawks in the final matches of the University on their newly cons- the Laurier Invitational at Waterloo by beating Guelph, rallying from an with Jill Hockin next two day, tructed track. Park, Saturday at noon. The team initial 15-10loss to win the managing

Laurier's sole in a Distance runners will travel weekend 15-13 and to insure a victory singles Wayne Riley to Kingston next Brock, winning 15-9 and losing 15- games 15-9, match. and Keira Powers competed in the to in the Ontario Univer- fifth place finish. compete 11. They also split against Guelph, The women's tennis team ended meters and the 5000 meters sities Cross Country 10,000 championships. winning 15-9 and losing 16-14. The the season with a time of34:01 set respectable placing respectively. Riley's York Yeomeneliminated the Hawks in the Ontario Woman's Inter- a new Laurier record and placed from the final four with a pair of 15-9 Athletic him sixth the Powers' university Association in race. victories. tennis Women s with final record of best time of 15:21 placed standings a four personal In the consolation playoffs, Laurier victories and four defeats. him fourth. Volleyball defeated McMaster 15-9 and 15-6 in

In the short distance Chris events, the semi-finals. The finals against Sibben, the team's most active This Guelph went to three games, as past weekend, Laurier's athlete of the day, placed seventh Laurier opened with a 15-5 win, then women's tennis team played host to The Laurier men's and women's and ninth in the 400 meters and the lost 16-14 and finally rallied to win Windsor, Waterloo and York at the Badminton volleyball teams travelled to St. 200 meters respectively. Later the third 15-10. Northfield Club. The game Raquet Lady Sibben teamed with Easlie, Catherines on Saturday to parti- Lloyd Hawks ended their season in style in Invitational In women's Paul Blain and Steve Watson in the cipate the Brock action, the Lady with wins over Windsor and York. returned Hawks The team tournament. Both as began the round-robin by 4xloo meter relay. placed Against Lichten- Windsor, Sally Laurier's Men's and Women's fifth and clocked consolation champions with fifth losing to McMaster by identical a respectable was berg defeatedMary Mclllum 6-2, 7-5 Badminton started their season in standings. scores of for a at 46 seconds. place 15-7. They regrouped and Jill Hockin overcame Windsor's Guelph with matches against In the field, the shot In the initial round robin section, split against the host Badgers, specifically Katie Jarvis 6-0, 6-0. Guelph, Waterloo, McMaster and the men's team its 15-8and and for and javelin events, Pat Wylie split gamesagainst winning losing 15-2, put Laurier accumulated most of their Western. Highlights of the tour- points against Windsor, by winning nament included Steve McClean's all three doubles matches. Janet victories over Waterloo and

Forbes and Andrea Ogden won a Scoreboard McMaster, as well as a win by the close three set match (5-7, 7-6, 6-1); doubles team of Sally Lichtenberg Sally Lichtenberg and Erica Jedig and Karen Showers over McMaster Results won in 2 sets (6-3, 6-3) and OUAA Football easily (15-8, 15-4). Kim Mauzer and Jill Hockin won by LAURIER 0, Brock 0 Standings default. The next tournamentwill be held 1, Waterloo 0 GPW L T F A PTS Guelph Laurier also exhibited superior in Hamilton where the Hawks will McMaster 1, Western 0 ability against York. Sally Licht- face the University of Toronto, Brock 2, Guelph 1 enberg, Erica Kim Mauer and RMC McMaster 4, LAURIER 0 Jedig, Queens, York, Ryerson, and Western 6 6 0 0215 49 12 Western 6, Waterloo 1 Jill Hockin all won their single McMaster. Guelph 6 5 1 0163114 10 1, LAURIER 0 McMaster 6 3 3 0135 97 6 Guelph McMaster 3, Waterloo 1 York 6 3 3 0 98HS 6 Western 3, Brock 0 LAURIER 6 3 3 0145152 6 Hawks Toronto 6 2 4 0139173 4 Flying Windsor 6 2 4 0120182 4 Waterloo 6 0 6 0 66212 0 OUAA Hockey

Julie Cameron Standings Results GPW L T FA PTS The top female athlete for the 23 Gueiph 29, Waterloo was Cameron York 1 1 0 0 12 2 2 past seven days Julie York Toronto 23 24, Windsor 2 1 1 0 15 10 2 of the varsity swimming team. The LAURIER 23 McMaster 22 1 1 0 0 5 2 2 second education Toronto year physical Windsor 1 Western 51, 1 1 0 0 2 1 2 Gueiph scholar recorded two firsts and a Gueiph 22, Toronto 19 McMaster 2 1 1 0 6 7 2 fourth at the University of Windsor Windsor LAURIER 21 48, Laurentian 2 1 1 0 10 15 2 Invitational Swim Meet last Sat- Western 36, McMaster 24 Ryerson 2 1 1 0 7 15 2 York Waterloo 11 urday. Cameron won the 50m and 30, Waterloo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

100 m breaststroke races and fin- LAURIER 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ished 4th in the50m freestyle sprint. Brock 10 10 12 0 RMC 2 0 2 0 5 9 0 iOUAA Rugby-Tier II

Upcoming Games Standings GPW L T F A PTS LAURIER at McMaster (Saturday, October 25,8:15 p.m.) 5 0 73 2 LAURIER 6 1 52 55 67 3 Joe Nastasiuk RMC 6 1 4 1 3 1 40 70 5 Trent 6 2 OUAA Soccer-West 55 67 6 Carleton 6 3 3 0 This week's male athlete-of-the- 1 58 20 9 Brock 6 4 1 Standings week is football Hawk Joe Nastasiuk. 0 1 85 48 11 6 5 GPW L T F A PTS The third student turnedin Guelph year arts

one of the few inspired performances

in Laurier's48-21 defeat in Windsor. Results LAURIER 12 9 1 2 38 10 20 The Barrie 185 native piled up yards McMaster 13 8 1 4 21 8 20 on 11 catches, improving his stats as Trent 9, LAURIER 7 Windsor 13 6 4 3 23 11 15 one of the country's premier Carleton 20, Trent 15 Guelph 13 5 4 4 21 13 14 receivers. Guelph 18, RMC 14 Western 13 5 5 3 17 15 13 Brock 3, LAURIER 0 Brock 13 4 5 4 11 24 12 6 Brock 0, Guelph 0 Waterloo 13 1 8 4 9 17 LAURIER 15, Carleton 0 Ryerson 12 0 10 2 7 49 2 Trent 6, RMC 0 6 Guelph 25, LAURIER Brock 16, RMC 12 Results Carleton 18, Trent 3 Windsor 1, LAURIER 0 Upcoming Games Western 2, Waterloo 1

Brock 2, Western 1 Marg Churchill Rod Philp October 11,2p.m.) Carletonat LAURIER (Saturday, Gueiph 4, Brock 1 October 18) LAURIER at Guelph ( Saturday, 2, Waterloo 1 Third Guelph The women's soccer team has year reserve quarterback LAURIER October 25,2 pjn.) Brock at (Saturday, McMaster 1, Windsor 0 Week's benefitted from the consistent play Rod Philp was Thanksgiving 1 LAURIER 9, Ryerson oft- student male athlete-of-the-week. The of third year arts Marg LAURIER 3, Western 1' the Hawks Churchill. One of the Hawks' leading overlooked cog in LAURIER 3, Brock 0 this theSarnia native dynamic quarterbacking duo, Philp OWIAA Soccer-West McMaster 1, Waterloo 0 scorers season, the fourth-quarter on the spearheaded Windsor 0, Guelph 0 plays the forward position 0 Churchill's drives that culminated Laurier's Standings Western 3, Ryerson young squad. inspired F PTS 22 GPW L T A 3 the dramatic come-from-behind 23 LAURIER 3, Guelph play has been beneficial to vast McMaster Mar- 0, Western 0 over the McMaster improvement of the rookie-laden victory 0 Ryerson 0, Waterloo auders. completed 17 of 25 team. Philp 0 19 5 14 Western 8 7 1 Windsor I, Brock 1 for 173 yards despite playing 16 4 13 passes McMaster 8 6 1 1 the final quarter. 8 5 3 0 12 7 10 only Guelph Upcoming Games 8 17 5 LAURIER 8 2 5 1 2 6 15 4 not available Brock 8 1 5 LAURIER at Ryerson (Tuesday, October 21) Picture not available Picture 0 7 2 7 23 2 Waterloo 9 LAURIER at McMaster (Sunday, October 26,1 p.m. THE CORD WEEKLY SPORTS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1986 23

Hockey Hawks hope to dominate OUAA

excellent as a possible starter with an University of Ohio. Muylaert, like exhibiton On will the def- showing in games. Williamson, handle

Thanksgiving weekend in Trois encemen.

Rivieres, Luscombe was named to The popular trainer Mario Payeur the tournament allstar team. With has founda high paying job and thus help from Luscombe, Laurier won Paul Bergamn will be joined by that tournament. newcomer Jeff Inhanscom in the Also lurking in the background is roles of team trainers. Stats will be former NHL keeper Mike Moffat. handled by frosh Mark Wemb. Moffat is currently concentrating on

his studies and is undecided about Hawkey Talk: The Hawks his hockey future. He might join the opened their season last night team in the New Year. (Wednesday) at home against arch- Another change is behind the rival University of Toronto. The bench. Assistant coach Doug Wil- team travels to McMaster on liamson has left the team after two Saturday. seasons and his replacement is

Marlon Muylaert. Muylaert was a Keith Goodreau, a rookie last former trainer for the Hawks decided hockey season, not to play this coached the and more recently at season for financial reasons.

The Gold Rush

Invitational Women's

Terry McCutcheon, last season's leading scorer, blasts a shot at the Western net during the University Exhibition Basketball Waterloo tournamentlast weekend. Western 7-4 to 4-1 loss the Hawks handed them of won avenge a

in London on Thursday. Cord photo by Scoop Furlong.

Scoop Hawks this is round By Furlong year winger Joel Curtis out the forward ranks. Round-robin format involving four teams: from the Oshawa Generals. The steady Greg Sliz and the Wilfrid Laurier Seneca College Any hockey fan worth his salt A number of Tier-Two and Jr. B. offensive minded Eric Calder will Detroit-Highland Park University of Waterloo knows that The Hockey News is players will also contribute to the anchor the Hawk defence, along the It the Hawk authority on hockey. is cause. Two Waterloo Siskins, with the improving Steve Handy.

so-called "bible" of shinny. Scott (Stumpy) McCullough, and Gerry Demeules and Mike Duffy will Schedule: Saturday, Oct. 25, 10 a.m. WLU vs Seneca

And as one knows The Paul Gehl 12 Waterloo Detroit every join the forward ranks as also see increased playing time this p.m. vs

News is — if do Peter Hellstrom Third Hockey rarely wrong and Darren season. year veteran Rod 6 p.m. Waterloo vs Seneca

ever. And if have seen their Another addition wiil be you Wright. is goalie Cunningham on the shelf 8 p.m. WLU vs Detroit

latest Wilfrid Laurier is addition, Rob Beatty, and Hawk veteranDoug until Christmas with a separated the Ontario Univer- picked to win Marsden's older brother Dan shoulder. Sunday, Oct. 26, 12 p.m. Detroit vs Seneca

sities Athletic Union 2 WLU Waterloo championship. Marsden will provide some muscle TheHawks also look solid between p.m. vs Cord The agrees. on defence. These players will all the pipes. In addition to Beatty,

Last season the Hawks racked up provide the much needed depth a there is four year vet John Sheppard

an impressive 20-3-1 regular season team needs throughout the short who had a spectacular season last

record. With 18 but 24 schedule. Chris Luscombe has returning players demanding game year. emerged

and a number of valuable rookies A further addition will be winger added, the Hawks look to repeat Tom Jackson whopreviously played

that first place finish. at Cornell. Jackson, however, will

Lost to graduation were stalwart not be eligible to play until mid- defenceman Joel Levesque, 19 goal November.

shooter Dave Banton, assistant Leading the high powered Hawk

Beric and the valuable offense will be second captain Sykes year man Tim Glencross. Terry McCutcheon. McCutcheon

To fill the void left these better than a a by players averaged goal game

head coach Wayne Gowing has last season and finished second in

landed several fine recruits. the OUAA scoring. Linemate Shaun Winger Greg Puhalski should add Reagan, another sharpshooter, has

scoring punch to the line-up. worked hard in the off season and

Puhalski finished 11th in the Ontario hopes to improve on his 19 goal

Hockey League scoring race last output.

season as an overage player with the The Caledonia Connection of

London Knights. Dave Aitchison and Doug Marsden Defenceman Brad Sparks, only (linemates most of their life) is also

19 his last of back. Last the Marsden years old, gave up year year, rugged eligibilty with the Kitchener Rangers became the first player in Hawk

to the Hawks. in join Interestingly, hockey history to score 20 goals a

Sparks was traded to the Rangers season.

from London for Puhalski last Bob Dean, Tim Dolighan, Joe

season. Hrysko, Paul Smith, and the

Another OHL veteran on the excellent penalty killer, Peter Black,

Even more injuries

Continued from 19 page line of scrimmage. The Golden Hawk Varsity Rugby team came up with theirfirst victory of theof the Ontario Universities Athletic record Also in the Windsor Union season by downing the visiting Carleton Ravens 15-0. The rugby now stands at The Hawk defence had one of injured game 1-5. Cord Brenda Grimes. thier were slotbacks Dave Favot and photo by worst games in history. Steve and allstar offensive Windsor rushed for 219 yards. More Seifried, lineman Kevin Holliday devastating was their passing (finger). Gerritsen and Kohler will yardage. Lancer quarterback Ed probably miss tonight's Slabikowski completed 12 of 19 game. for passes an astounding 331 yards On a positive notelinebacker Blair and four touchdowns. will Answers Oilers. Rickers play tonight and What's score? The Hawks were also hit hard your by 6. Dick cornerback lan Hoyte is a probable Beddoes. injuries in Windsor. 1. The Hamilton entered starter. Tigers 7. To cover his cast iron head. 7-10 corrcct: You win a free The most serious was damage the NHL in 1924 and three played 8. No winner. Series was called off Luc The subscription to the Cord. Gerritsen's bruised lung. If the Hawks lose tonight they still New seasons before moving to tied at 2 wins each for the Montreal 4-7 correct: You win that will the Hawks the two free injury hurt have outside chance at a an playoff York and becoming the Americans. Maroons and Vancouver Million- subscriptions to the Cord. most, however, is a knee injury to berth. Laurier will be tied for fourth 2. Dave NcNally of the Baltimore aires after the death of Joe Hall 1-4 correct: Your all-star linebacker Dave Kohler. dog wins a free if Toronto upsets McMaster on Orioles. during an influenza epidemic. subscription to the Cord. Kohler, easily the most valuable Based on head to head Saturday. 3. He signed a pact with the devil. 9. Stirling Moss. 0 correct: The reads his the dog cogy player on was cut down the Hawks would then be defence, results, 4. Norm Cash. 10. Detroit Roger Crozier, Red faster than you. on the first defensive play from the awarded the final playoff spot. 5. Peter Pocklington, Edmonton Wings. THE CORD WEEKLY

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