Committee angry and embarrassed Gallery facilities 'demeaning' to art can never be sure what the community, but believe that there is by Jackie Kaiser reopen, Purves-Smith said that he is "We University of Waterloo's Fine Arts and embarrassment about not sure displaying works of art in a gallery will look like," said Purves- a great need to upgrade the facilities. Faculty, which is scheduled to be in Anger "We'd (the gallery) to lack of proper facilities for the Concourse which degrades them is Smith. Posters are often plastered on like be the Concourse starting on Monday the treated something students WLCI Concourse Gallery have led the necessarily a positive thing. the pegboard dividers, and the as and continuing until April 6. The university's Art Committee to "The condition of the gallery and moveable partitions are often prize," said Purves-Smith. Committee will book shows for the consider closing the facility after this the advertising that goes on around it disrupted by students. The Art Committee is responsible upcoming academic year within the term. The possibility that the gallery greatly demeans the art," he said. Another source of embarrass- for finding exhibitors, arranging next several weeks. would not be reopened was Committee members say they are ment for the committee is the lack of openings and bookings, arranging The Concourse Gallery, which is discussed at length during last tired of being embarrassed by the adequate security in the Concourse. for sales, and insuring the collections accredited as an Ontario Art Gallery Friday's committee meeting. inadequate and unprofessional Although students are hired to guard against theft or damage. has been in the Concourse at WLG "The operation of the gallery has gallery facilities when artists from the exhibits, a textile work was stolen The last scheduled gallery display since the Central Teaching Building a been close to impossible...because outside the university display their last weekend from the WLCI Student- is collection of works by the was erected in 1969. the student body has increased in work here. Garbage strewn in the Faculty show. size substantially" during the past gallery area, a lack of respect for the The heating system in the Weaving missing few years, said Professor Michael art, and the unprofessional Concourse has provided another Purves-Smith, the committee appearance of the moveable serious problem for exhibitors. Five chairman, in an interview on pegboard partitions are below paintings by WLCJ's artist-jji- Tuesday. standard for many visiting artists. residence Michal Manson have been Gallery hit by theft With increased traffic through the "irretrievably warped" by the hot air Concourse, it is impossible to keep The committee has tried to bring a that is blasted from a wall vent inside by Jackie Kaiser Making the Concourse completely of the but the gallery. the gallery free of garbage, he said. variety artists to university, A textile weaving by a student of secure would cost too much money of exhibition Committee "Students treat the gallery with very the lack appropriate members would like Wilfrid Laurier University was stolen to be "a good economic considerable disrespect." facilities has made it difficult to to see the gallery remain open in its from the Concourse Gallery last proposition," said Security Chief Although the committee has persuade "important artists" to show present location because of its weekend, WLG Security believes. John Baal. Purves-Smith said. made no formal decision not to here, accessibility to the university The piece was reported missing "I'm really disappointed it's gone," from the gallery's student-staff said Susan Moyer, the artist whose exhibit at 11 a.m. last Sunday. work was stolen. Moyer said she Raija Gaskell, instructor in the spent "at least 40 hours" working on university's Design In Textile course the piece, adding that the insurance for which the student completed the value of $150 she ascribed to the weekly missing piece, said she was weaving was "arbitrary" and really theCORD "embarrassed and upset" about the didn't reflect its true value. incident. She said she felt partly responsible since, as an instructor, "How can anyone feel good about she encouraged her students to hanging a stolen thing on the wail? display their work in the gallery. asked Gaskell. "It is very upsetting." "That place is not very good for The missing piece, titled The Box exhibits of any art. It's really not very Is Not Full, is a textured wall hanging secure," Gaskell said. woven in shades of gray-brown, Students are hired to sit in the green, and white. It measures about gallery and guard the exhibit during one metre long by half a metre wide. the evening and weekend hours until The last reported incident of theft a security officer locks the Student connected with a university art Union Building entrance to the exhibit was in November, 1981, Concourse at 11 p.m. each night when four paintings by artist Tony But with three computer terminals Onley were taken from the Faculty near the Concourse that remain Lounge. The paintings, which had a open all night for student use, access combined value of about $1,400, Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, March 22, 24, 1984 Volume Number 22 to the gallery is not controlled. were never recovered. Discrimination Inside a Gays rejected verdict first Four area gay and lesbian Engineers get black eye organizations failed in their attempt to have a policy of non- SASKATOON (CUP)—Engineering students at the discrimination established by the University of Saskatchewan were struck unusually silent City of Waterloo. when a human rights commission inquiry board found page 3 their annual publication guilty of sex discrimination. The board ruled that the editions of Red Eye Imprint imperilled published by the Engineering Students Society in 1979 Thestudent paper atUniversity of and 1981 violated provincial law. The 74-page report Waterloo has run into trouble with said the content suggested women are less than human the Federation of Students and and jeopardized their chances for equal opportunities in the Federation is threatening to education and employment start up another newspaper if the The commission ordered the two ESS presidents and Imprint get its act does not editors involved to pay at least $360 between them to together. cover the enquiry board's costs. It also ordered current 4 page executive members and Red Eye editors to attend workshops arranged by the commission. West Side Story The ruling, the first in Canada to find printed material depicting violence against women discriminatory, is The popular musical has based on human rights to the area after a provisions unique to returned K-W Saskatchewan. 15-year hiatus. page 9 When the decision first came down March 13, the ESS refused comment to the press. Then, after Sci-fi story consultation with a lawyer, stated their disagreement with the board's decision at a March 15 press The Science Fiction club has conference. declared a winner in its short story ESS president Ron Sheppard stressed issues were contest. "just a joke". page 11 "The articles contained extreme satire to the point anyone who could misconstrue it as violence is not Super Sports being reasonable or realistic," Sheppard said at the conference. The annual Super Sports He said the enquiry board used the ESS as a competition which features six "convenient test case" because the society does not different events and four have the resources to fight the decision. categories for competitors was The board began holding hearing in January, 1982, held last Thursday in the A.C. after complaints against the Red Eye were lodged. The page 13 10 days of hearings were dragged out over 18 months Photo by Karim Virani Sports Flak because the ESS filed two injunctions to stop the C'mon Pete, Hurry up! enquiry from proceeding. They claimed the board was The fireworks continue at Adriaan Demmers (left) and Peter Lear were two of tasters unfair and acting out of its jurisdiction. Concordia as athletic director the wine who showed Ed up March 13 for appreciation Theresa Holizki, deputy chief commissioner for the Enos tries to the BACCHUS wine night. BACCHUS (Boast convince the Alcohol Conciousness Concerning Saskatchewan human rights commission, said she university that the athletic the Health of University Students) is a campus club that promotes responsible drinking. Laurier's BACCHUS group was hopes the ruling will effect engineering newspapers— department is improving its the first formed in Canada and the local chapter is hoping to be established as traditionally known for their sexist content—at other attitude towards women, the Canadian national headquarters for other Canadian BACCHUS groups. campuses. l page 13 2 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984

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WLUSU wants student ideas 297 King St. East I Kitchener, Ontario before starting escort service (519) 744-1370 j by Mark Hall Two recently publicized incidents — the arrest of a male intruder in a women's washroom, and the The WLCJSU ad hoc committee on student safety has mugging of a student on Hazel Street — have Attention Fine Arts Students begun work to establish some form of walk-home emphasized the problem and made student safety an service and members are looking for student input to issue on campus. Photographer will do portfolio for "see where the school is at." "Once people realize there is a problem, then they will "There are so many different ways of approaching the handle the situation in the way they feel best," Certosimo issue," says committee member Charlene Hughes. "We says. "They will make surethey walk home with friends." $80.00 Plus tax want to get some feedback from the students before we Hughes and Certosimo both believe it will be easier to decide." get a service established here than at other universities Hughes was assigned the task of researching an because of Laurier's small size. They feel the campus is includes: sitting, film, fitting, escort service at the committee's organizational more personable and that people are more likely to get developing and 20 photos meeting on March 7. She and fellow committee involved. member Matt Certosimo, who is looking into "Involvement is a fairly important aspect," says establishing a commission of women's affairs on Certosimo. "A lot of them come here because it is small Please call Ralph Taehler campus, visited the University of Waterloo's Women's and it is easier to get to know people and get involved." 579-1337 Center last Wednesday. But to succeed with either a publicity-oriented walk- (J of W hasn't set up an actual escort service, but is home service or an actual escort service, the committee running a publicity campaign which includes having feels it will be necessary to sustain the interest of the professors make announcements in class. students. "If you want someone to walk home with at night, they "It would be similar to the Ontario government's try to co-ordinate two or three people to walk home buckle-up campaign," says Certosimo. "It's constant. together," says Hughes. We would have to have a regular budget and it's ARE YOU A The committee will try to gauge student interest in a something we would have to consistently keep up." walk-home service with a questionnaire to be published Hughes says G of W is willing to study the possibility of in the March 29 Cord and collected during Awareness a co-operative service and a joint publicity campaign. are in together with us BUDDY Week, April 3 to 5. "They interested getting to set "Stressing the walk-home thing (publicity rather than up a slogan campaign and plaster the walls with posters an actual escort service) would be a first alternative, first thing in September," says Hughes. Hughes says. "But if the students want more we could Publicity of the safety problems will be the mainfocus YET? set that up." of Awareness Week, the theme of which is "Assault and Certosimo also feels that "educating approach" may its Prevention." Only two days left to be the route to take. Two other members of the committee, Barb Mlot and "I don'tthing everyone is aware of the problems, and if Kris Murphy, plan to visit, the University of Toronto in you don't make them consciously aware that it's coming weeks to gather more information on walk- sign up in the Concourse! happening here then nothing will work," he says. home services. From 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m., today and Friday. Waterloo city council says no i to gay groups' rights request Japanese by Chuck Kirkham adopts this policy it won't stop people, just because we don't agree For the second time in seven individuals from practising with them, accusing us of not talking months, the City of Waterloo has discrimination but it will "provide or meeting with them. That is justnot Student Scholarships victims with a process which protects true. We refused to establish a policy banning have discussed the policy at Peat, Marwick (Canada) announces a scholarship program discrimination based on sexual their rights as citizens." least three or four times with Greg (Meadows). He did not to enhance opportunities for Japanese students to study orientation. He also rejected the argument that reveal in Canada. Monday night's council decision people might consider the city was in anything new to us at the last not to establish the policy was a fact condoning homosexuality by meeting," she said. The scholarships are open to any Japanese citizen who repeat of the council's action of adopting this non-discriminatory is admitted to a course of full time study in Business October 2, 1983. policy. Establishment of a non- or Economics at a Canadian university, at either the Representing four area gay and "The proposed policy no more discriminatory policy has become an undergraduate or graduate level. lesbian groups including the Gays of endorses homosexuality then issue among local gay and lesbian Wilfrid Laurier University, Greg protection on the basis of religion, groups since mid-1982. At that time Scholarship Provisions Meadows presented a petition with race or physical handicap the Kitchener-Waterloo Gay Media Cash amounts may be awarded annually to an individual or over 200 names requesting that the constitutes the endorsement of Collective attempted to rent the individuals, to an aggregate total of $2,500. council reconsider its position and at Catholicism or Hinduism, black skin Victoria Park Pavillion for a dance. least talk with representatives of the or blindness," said Meadows. Former mayor of Kitchener Morley The scholarships are tenable for one full academic year. silence, groups. With stony the Rosenburg was unsuccessful in Individuals may re-apply in subsequent years, whether or not council rejected Meadows' proposal. According to Waterloo Mayor preventing the group from renting they have previously been awarded a scholarship. "This decision is unacceptable," Marjorie Carroll, "it is not necessary the pavillion, and in July, 1982, said Meadows. "We were very (to establish the policy). We do not Kitchener Council established a disappointed, there was no practise discrimination of any kind. It policy prohibiting discrimination Selection discussion, no meeting and no is none of our business if someone is based on sexual orientation. A selection committee to be named by Peat, Marwick action." gay." Carroll added that it wasn't Other bodies which have (Canada) will review applications and decide the number of "The primary purpose of the worth the city's timeto put the policy established similar policies include scholarships to be awarded in any year and their amount. policy is not to change public on paper. the province of Quebec, the cities of The Consul General of Japan, in Toronto, will act as advisor attitudes as such, but to provide Carroll was also upset that the gay Toronto and Windsor, General to the committee. protection," Meadows explained in and lesbian groups were saying that Motors, Air Canada, the Canadian his presentation to city council. the city was unwilling to discuss the Broadcasting Corporation, and the Applications Meadows said that if the city matter with them. "We are tired of University of Waterloo. Requests for application forms should be addressed to: General Meeting Mr. R. Michael Howard, 8.A., C.A., Peat Marwick, Student Publications TOGA TOGA TOGA P.O. Box 31, Commerce Court Postal Station, Toronto, 1 Ontario MSL 182. Friday, 2:30 p.m. | Tuesday, March 27 | Come on down to the Willison Lounge Completed applications will be received until April 15 of for an open forum on exciting stuff like a 8:00 p.m. 1 each year, applicable to the subsequent academic year at the May issue of The Cord , new ways I/lflV to generate revenue, WLCJSP Board 1 Canadian university which the applicant will attend. | Best costumes, Drink | meetings, new definition of staff, $ autonomy, a marketing services position, specials, Cans of Beer | and lots, lots more! It promises to be the most excruciatingly fun time had in a long time. Refreshments provided. Oh, | Wednesday Night All-you-can-eat | yeah— I guess I better say that it is really is kind of important, and everybody should try and make it Regular staff re-hash of 1 Ladies' Night WINGS 1 the week's trauma and planning of the last two traumas of the season will take 2 for 1 draughts 7- 11 p.m. Tuesday Night | place in the Cord office at 2 p.m.. This I MARWICK » ®PEAT shots one promises to be a quickie... double at single prices $3.99 1 And the prize of passion for pure paranoia goes to Carl, who was moved to question the "Happy St Patty s HOTEL Day" message on last page WATERLOO I week's front 1 I as covert feminist propoganda. | 4 King St. N, Waterloo (King and Erb) 885-5840| news Imprint has 'missed the mark':

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by Chuck Kirkham plan, the decision will have to be Allison will be meeting this week to Charging that the university's ratified at the next general student address the problems that "will student newspaper has "abdicated council meeting. hopefully not see a new paper on /Cc^pjz^ its Imprint Mews Editor George Elliot campus," according to Clarke. responsibility" and has "missed the mark" in its news coverage since Clarke refutes the charges and Although the proposed new paper January, University of Waterloo's claims that "there has been no would be funded by the Federation Federation of Students may start an abdication of responsibility." Clarke of Students, Allison says the student alternative paper on campus. was elected to the position of Editor council does not want to control the at the Imprint meeting last Saturday. editorial content of the paper. "Our concern is two-fold," said He will assume the editorship in "We are not interested in Federation President Tom Allison. April. establishing a propaganda tool," "The existing newspaper has "As New Editor I have tried to said Allison. "We believe strongly in abdicated its responsibility of cover a lot of events on the campus. an independent paper." covering news on campus and the The Federation feels, possibly Allison also made it clear that this paper has missed the mark on news justifiably, that they have been under- new paper will not prompt an on campus." Allison explained that covered. We have done the best we increase in the present Federation spaghetti house ! the Imprint has not only inaccurately can with our manpower," said fees. The Federation will reallocate reported the news on campus but Clarke. its present money to enable the 103 KING ST N . WATERLOO has, in the eyes of the Federation, Clarke added that the paper will try paper to get started, he said. Allison stories on its coverage of also added that the 886-1010or 886-1011 , ignored important to improve paper will be campus. As an exampleAllison cited Federation events and hopes thatthe expected to run on a break-even Delivery on campus $1 00 the inadequate coverage of the paper and the Federation can iron basis, with any profits being returned recent student council election. out their problems. Clarke and to the Federation. The Federation's second concern FOR HOME DELIVERY THE ABOVE I is that the Imprint is not exposing Waterloo students to professional Handicap's business Tuesday journalism. "Professional people Special should be hired to teach the students proper journalism," said Allison. If Buy one panzerotti at the Federation goes ahead with may benefit U of O plans to start another newspaper, a Charron, who suffers a severe OTTAWA (CUP) - A disabled regular price and get another maximum of four professionals will speech impediment, says disabled be on staff. entrepreneur has launched a unique of equal value or less business he says will end the reliance people would rather be employed The Imprint's coverage of news of his disabled employees on charity than rely on welfare, bit it is difficult to just events on campus became a and welfare. change "the attitudes of people and for let them concern to the Federation in know the handicapped can work." <£ aa Take out January. The Federation then set in The business, World and Baby of i motion plans to start a new paper. New York, sells, imported goods Charron says if profits from his 3>±.UU or eat in The decision to go ahead will be through mail to CJ of O students. So business are high, he will turnover made next week at the Federation's far, four disabled employees work about 14 per cent of the profit to the Board of Directors meeting. If the out of owner Louis Charron's university "to stabilize fees for board decides to go ahead with the basement. students." END OF TERM Spring Sale Ujr 20% OFF 0 %&• all regularly priced instock clothing Additional Discounts on Clearance Items March 26-30 WLU Bookstore THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984 5 in brief I CORONETI Students protest new regulations 744-3511 |

MONTREAL (CCJP) — Seventy students and program is intended to produce graduates that teachers stormed a news conference March can immediately find jobs in local businesses. 12 to protest the announcement of new Students with this certificate will not be able college regulations. to enrol at provincial universities, unlike those New Quebec education minister Yves with the regular college diploma. Berube was shouted down by the angry The development in Quebec's 15 year-old demonstrators as police were called to clear college system prompted the loudest protest the room. from ANEQ ANEQ secretary-general Patrice By the time 30 riot police arrived, most of the Legendre said the program will lead students demonstrators had left. There were no arrests. to believe they will automatically get jobs with a The new regulations, centralizing control of certificate. course content, teaching methods and In response to fears that high school evaluations in the hands of college graduates will enter dead-end jobs or administrators and the education department, unemployment through the specialized were fought year-long by student and teacher certificate program, the education department associations. ruled only students who had been out of the The protest was organized by ANEQ education system for a year could enrol. (Association nationale des etudiants-es du Berube also dropped two proposed courses Quebec) the largest province-wide college and on Quebec history and economics from university student group. Two teacher unions REC, which would have replaced current joined the action. humanities course requirements. The Quebec cabinet decision on college Berube later described the demonstrators reforms comes into effect in July. Any new as members of a marginal group of extremists. legislation like REC does not need to go I He also dismissed complaints about new through the National Assembly as a bill regulations that force teachers to submit plans because the college system itself was set up for each course in accordance with through the provincial cabinet. government-approved outlines. ANEQ also plans a general student strike The new regulations, REC (Reglements des March 21 to protest other government etudes collegiales), also introduce a new policies. They want to revoke a law that puts college certificate that can be completed in severe restrictions on student organizations, one year. better welfare payments for young people, and This new technology-oriented, no frills more funding for education. e Locks changed, paper still gets out TV^ I

— Boisseau maintains the Aquinian is in fact I FREDERICTON (CUP) The Saint Thomas in University student union is doing all it can to the black. Although the paper is temporarily in silence its student newspaper, but the debt, it will receive $3,000 in advertising Aquinian continues to publish. revenue in the near future. At a meeting March 13, the council voted to "Regrettably I've been forced to come to the fire the editorial board of the student conclusion that council's motives are purely newspaper, and announced it was accepting political, and amount to a witch hunt," said new applications for the job. A week earlier Boisseau. The Aquinian continues to publish they had ordered it to cease publication. On on private donations, support from various March 15 they requested the student union organizations and ad revenue. building director change the locks on the Meanwhile the paper is preparing for battle. office doors. Ex-student union president and law student Andre Faust is preparing a case for the paper Despite council's efforts, the paper to be presented at the union's next meeting. appeared March 14 under its phonetic Faust says the action the union took is in 9 AT namesake, the Akwinyan. violation of both the student union constitution BOPUKSI "The Aquinian, no matter which way you and the Canadian Charter of Rights. THE spell it, will definitely be around," said fired "What they pulled Tuesday is void, has no jm editor Peter Boisseau. "We feel we still have a effect," said Faust. mandate from the students and the university In their crowded office members of the community as a whole to continue publishing paper work with black armbands to rally in some form." support for the paper. Anonymous students BARON In a short press release issued March 14 the put up posters around the student centre K Saint Thomas student union cited an $1,800 depicting a Hitler character squeezing the deficit and dishonesty in reporting as reasons paper with words "Big Brother is watching for the action. The union refuses to clarify you" printed on it. A petition is being circulated further. to reinstate the paper. THURSDAY, FRIDAY College gays may get association & SATURDAY

— TORONTO (CGP) Seneca College may much to meet other gays," David wrote. * became the home of the only gay association A lot of anti-gay graffiti sprung up on WITH VIDEOS Ontario College. washroom walls since David's letter was at an * A gay student at Seneca, known only as published. NEW SOUND SYSTEM! David, wrote a letter in the student newspaper Seneca student union vice-president Victor last month seeking response from other gays Daßosa supports David's efforts, and said "If * NO COVER on campus. So far five students have he's got enough people, we can maybe help." responded. Council can provide funding and meeting space, if needed, to a group with at least six David said an organization is needed to members. YOUR AL TERNA TIVE provide support, offer a relaxed atmosphere to Response to the letter was lower than David discuss problems associated with gay lifestyle, expected, but he is going ahead with a planned NITEKLUB and to facilitate contacts. meeting. A spoksperson for the Body Politic, a ' ii ——— i "I am gay and having seen the 'writing onthe Toronto gay liberation magazine, said no gay wall' know there are other gays atSeneca, who organizations currently exist on Ontario are unknown to each other, but want very colleges. THE Police abuse rising in student area RED BARON Downstairs at the CITY HOTEL TORONTO (CUP) — Reports of police abuse community interaction" in the downtown area. have increased substantially in the area where CIRPA statistics showed an overall decrease Across from Waterloo Square most University ofToronto students live, says a in reports of police abuse in Toronto but board citizens' group. member David Fond, a University of Toronto In Toronto's student-dense division 51, a 56 graduate student, said this may be because per cent increase (47 incidents) in police victims are not willing to report their cases. Doors open at 8:00 p.m. abuse was reported this year to the Citizen's A common feature in the complaints were Independent Review of Police Activities, the reports of handcuffed prisoners being beaten group recently announced at its third annual inside the station house. For Information & Reservations general meeting. CIRPA passed motions calling for a clear policy on disciplinary action against officers For Parties and Gel-Togethers Dianne Martin, former CIRPA president and found guilty of misconduct, and the FHONF 886-3370 or 886-3480 current board member, said the rise is due to establishment of mug shot" files to identify bad supervision" and increased "police- officers accused of abusing citizens. 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984

comment the CORD weekly Thursday, March 22, 1984 Volume 24, Number 22

Whose body Jackie Kaiser Editor

Chuck Kirkham is it, anyway? News Editor

About 40 per cent of women at University ot Karen Thorpe Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University are Entertainment Editor suffering from some sort of eating disorder, including anorexia nervosa and bulimia, Theresa Kelly according to the estimate of a local self-help Sports Editor group for families and friends of those suffering from such disorders. Ruth Demeter Consumed by hatred for and profound Copy Editor dissatisfaction with their physical selves, two in five educated young women among us have a Michaela Reicht grossly distorted relationship to that life- Production Manager sustaining substance most of us enjoy daily. These women are unable to see their Adriaan Demmers physical selves clearly or in correct proportion. Bruce Arculus Production A five-foot, eight-inch young woman is filled Assistants with self-contempt when she weights in at a "disgusting" 89 pounds. Her knees are now the Karim Virani largest part of her legs, and yet she is so Photo Manager entirely obsessed with the fear of her own obesity that she refuses to eat or drink even Rod McNaughton water for days on end, and exercises frantically Photo Technician to bum off that ugly "excess" flesh. She is afraid to fall asleep at night, lying awake Paul Gomme instead to insure that her metabolism will Graphic Arts Technician continue to bum calories at a high rate. She is committing a slow, painful, and incredibly Amanda Bramall senseless suicide. Circulation & Filing Manager Those who suffer from bulimia are not as letters easily detected as their anorexic sisters. Bulimic Miles Chesher women gorge themselves with huge amounts Advertising Manager of food in a frenzied state until they are in physical pain. To fill the emotional hunger Cord accusations 'irrelevant' Bev Biglow some $200-$3OO Head Typesetter within them, bulimics spend After reading Jackie Kaiser's editorial in the last issue board is aware and informed about the project, they are each week; often they shoplift to support their of The Cord, I was infuriated. From what I see, it is near not necessarily involved with it It is a venture set out by habit. Then the guilt, remorse, self-loathing, and the end of her term as editor and she has decided to "go Adrianna Petrucci, who is no longer a member of the Francine Clohosey fear of obesity takes over. In an act that the out with a bang." board. It is an idea that has been viewed as worthwhileby Wendy Chapelle bulimic individual perceives as self-control, she I am a member of the Ad Hoc Committee as well as a the Dean of Students and by many of our own students. Liz Young will swallow jarfulls of laxatives and stick her member of the WLCISCI board of directors, and after Kind of gives it a little more credibility than the editorial Wendy Zenchyshyn finger down her throat to make herself vomit reading the editorial, I wondered a few things. First, does and accompanying cartoon would imply, don't you Typesetters Miss Kaiser have any concept of the amount ofwork that think? away all the ugly food she has consumed in has to be done before something like the escort service Now, for two specific comments made. It was said that weakness. gets implemented, and second, does she really know (J of Ts Victoria College set up an escort service in just anything at all about the Buddy System? three months, when in fact ittook much longer thanthis. What forces could possibly cause these But first, the Ad Hoc Committee. According to the Also, how many times will Kevin Byers' comment The Cord Weekly is published women to destroy themselves and their young editorial, a student government ceases to be a student regarding "bird courses" be dragged through the weekly during the fall and winter bodies? A clue be found the fact that government when manages paper? If Miss Kaiser may in "it to skillfully avoid had been at that particular board academic terms. Editorial between 90 and 95 cent of anorexia committing itself to taking action." There are so many meeting she wouldknow that comment was made as an per are — — opinions independent of the sufferers are adolescent girls, and virtually all alternatives to the escort service all cost money. afterthought and especially as a joke. Believe it or not,

— University, WLUSU, and Student bulimics are young women. These disorders do Should we go ahead and guess what is best for our members of the Board have a sense of humour, too we're not robots! It doesn't Publications. The Cord is a not afflict the boys or men in our world. school or should we research, find out specifics and mean that we don't take the (most importantly) go to the students and find out how issues seriously, it only means we're human. member of the Canadian Societal pressures to conform to standards they feel? It seems to me that without the necessary Now really, Miss Kaiser, maybe you should attend a University Press news of slendemess that are neither natural nor few precautions, the whole project wouldfall flat on its face. meetings of the board or the Ad Hoc Committee cooperative. Eight-month, 24- healthy are so powerful and pervasive that they present, an in before you go making such blatantly At we are organizing AwarenessWeek the irrelevant and issue subscription rates are move us to spend $10 billion every year on diet Concourse for early April. Among otherthings, there will unjustified accusations. To substantiate this, will use 1 a $12.00 for addresses within books, diet foods, diet pills and potions. The be a display presenting to the students just what has technique that certain reporters of The Cord use in their

— $15.00 message is powerful: women must be pencil- been planned so far with respect to the escort service. articles I will quote Miss Kaiser. The scene is the last Canada and for the thin in order to be attractive. And young Research has been done on this topic and will continue meeting of the '83 '84 Board. I asked Jackie ifthere was United States and Europe. women are killing themselves to conform. to be done until some action can be taken. Maybe that any special reason why she was there. She replied, "I One young Laurier graduate who has been would have been mentioned in the editorial ifsomeone figured I should go to at least one meeting before my The Cord welcomes all from The Cord was there to get the proper facts. term is over to see what goes on." Nice one, Jackie! How comments, criticisms and binging and purging for the last eight years As for priorities, and this is my second point, the Ad do you like the technique? suggestions from its readers. tells of the time she finally found the courage Hoc Committee is very important to WLCJS(J. The Buddy Letters to the Editor should be to confess her "weakness" to a boyfriend who System, however, is a different matter. Although the Charlene Hughes responded with "Well, you'd rather be like that typed and handed in to the than be fat, wouldn't you?" Cord Editor prior to Monday Young women suffering from eating noon. All letters must bear the disorders cannot often depend on their families 'Lack of guts' a WLUSU trend author's full name and and friends for support; in fact, it is often these "When is a student government not a student around navel-gazing long enough. Traffic safety on telephone number. The Cord people that make the young woman feel government?" (Editorial, March 15, Cord.) Just about University Avenue is a source of shame for everyone reserves the right to refuse any inadequate in the first place. If they cannot any time it is called upon to act with courage and concerned because it now seems obvious that nothing submission which it considers depend on them, who can they turn to? decisiveness concerning a social issue. Those will be done until we are called upon to mourn the death racist, sexist, or libellous in Certainly not to the $10 billion a year diet occasions stand out as bright and rare as Camelot of a fellow student. This is notterribly surprising asother nature. All letters are subject to Student Union officials generally react with aversion to such issues have come — industry. These people have high stakes in and gone over the years gone editing for length. the word Union. At least those who understand the in the sense that they were abandoned, inadequately keeping young Canadian women dissatisfied implications of the word do. dealt with. Handicapped access and facilities in the with their bodies. Advertisements using tiny Student governors break out in a rash at the thought Student Union Building and elsewhere, the student drug National Advertising for The and even boyish child-models who are painted of being student advocates, and develop ulcers worrying plan, daycare, and housing conditions (Y.M.CA Cord is provided by Campus to look like mature and sophisticated young about criticism in the newspaper. These unique recently) have been forgotten or left to someone else. Plus, 124 Merton Street, 3rd women provide constant fuel to the belief that creatures believe that student newspapers are cheer- The Student Union needs to take a long hard look at its Floor, Toronto, Ontario M4S slim and svelte is the only way to be. Thirty leaders from which a discouraging word is never heard. priorities. 2Z2. For local advertising, call to of I don twant years ago, shapely curves were in; now women Reporters are expected be instinctively aware our the Student Union to be my buddy, I never (519) leaders' most pure and wonderful thoughts. The reason did. do want them to (519) 884-2990 or 884- are told that their adult bodies are no good, I be genuinely concerned about the they are so shocked when criticized is that they don't quality of life on campus 2991. and they strive at unthinkable expense to and about the competency of understand such behavior. It is obvious to them, and those responsible for providing the services we should regain the slim, prepubescent body society should be to the press, that ifyou tell someone they did expect as students of this university. The Cord offices are located on demands. something wrong they may not like you. (They could The role of a student government is not merely that of the 2nd floor of the Student The dissatisfaction and preoccupation with even be lost as a resume reference.) Being true to your social convenor, cheerleader, or night club owner. A Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier the inadequacy of their physical selves is school does not mean your school is right or wrong. little student militancy would benefit us all. University. ruining the lives of many young women. And There is much wrong here at Laurier, both in The current Union is not long in office and this letter yet the standards that dictate these unrealistic administration and student affairs. Indeed, everywhere should not stand in direct criticism of them, for their — Typeset by Student ideals to which women must conform is there is room for improvement in some areas more potential is as yet largely unfulfilled. This letter is not a than others. This should be obvious to anyone who criticism of a single administration but Publications, W.L.U., and printed artificial, a horrible economic scheme. The of trends that are realizes humans attend university and humans common to most. The letter was, at Fairway Press, Kitchener. multi-billion dollar women's fashion industry however, spawned by administer it. what 1 perceived as a current misconception of the role would be dire straits women suddenly in if This should be a good lesson to student union types of the student press on campus and its relationship to by Student and did not Copyright 1984 became satisfied with their bodies who have over the years lacked the guts to stand up and the student union, and an attempt to force concern Publications, Wilfrid Laurier feel the need to constantly shop for new attire ruffle feathers. The philosophy work together" about social issues on campus. of'let's is Hopefully the current University, Waterloo, Ontario, to hide their flabby flaws or liven their average not that effective when you're working as a doormat union will face these issues with the directness and N2L 3C5. No part of this appearances. The issue of women's safety on campus has been courage they deserve. with us for several years now and our student leaders publication may be reprinted Jackie Kaiser and university administration have been standing William Mcßain without permission of the editor. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984 7 comment What's Up Chuck? Ground by Tatham Chuck's Chuck c) squint so she doesn't look so big; At this time of the year, a lot of us are wondering if d) get so excited you steam up the mirror. have actually gone looney. Bonkers. Wacko. I've we 4. Just match the words on the left with their partner Due to limited been wondering this about myself for a long time, space, this Ground will be short and to the point on the right. What could be easier? Many of will but that's beside the point. My mother works in an you be commenting, of course, that this will be a first ) I accredited mental hospital (she takes care of my i) Hitler a y°ur girlfriend's mother have never been short and to the point about anything. See? b > ur father — dad) and she has decided to help me make up a test ii) an autistic chestnut y° girlfriend's Okay, fine. Here we go short, and to the point.. c ) your girlfriend □ Union that you can take to determine if you are a bona fide salesman Student very upset at Jackie Kaiser for last week's editorial u □ head case. Take the test and see if your escalator iii) Raquel Welch y° WLCISG feels Kaiser unfair and misinformed about the ad hoc goes all the way to the top or if it stops at sporting iv) The Elephant Man safety committee goods. (John Merrick) □ Kaiser feels WLCJSG is wrong THE FOLLOWING TEST IS ACCREDITED BY Note to Examiner: correct answers are i-a, iv-c, iii-b, □ Kirkham agrees with Kaiser THE CANADIAN MENTAL HEALTH SOCIETY AND ii-d. □ Kaiser said, in editorial, that ad hoc committee had too broad a CHUCK TATHAM'S MAILMAN, WHO JUST 5. Do you ever feel like packing it all in and jumping mandate HAPPENED TO BE AROUND WHEN THE TEST off a big building? Would it be fair to leave so many □ Kaiser said committee will be ineffective WAS BEING WRITTEN. loose ends? See if you can sign the blanks in the □ major point: Kaiser said WLGSCI's priorities are questionable Please answer all the questions as carefully as you following little statement with your name. □ Kaiser said WLUSCI should not place social convening ahead of can. Points will be deducted for visible drool on the I, being of sound hearing, do hereby student concerns a page, so keep a stiff lower lip, tighten your helmets, surrender all my worldly belongings to Chuck Kaiser said Buddy System is "cute," might do some good and get out your crayons in all those yummy wummy Tatham, Esquire, upon the event of my buying the □ Kaiser said WLGSCI priority should be student safety colours. farm, whether by jumping off a building or □ Kirkham agrees with Kaiser 1. If you found youself stuck in an elevator, would overdosing on a plate-load of Torque Room meatloaf. □ Kaiser said committee has taken too long to get its act together you get nervous? Would you start sweating and Signed, □ Kaiser notes that intruder incident was in November, 1983 panting and getting generally more worked up than a □ Kaiser notes that committee was established on February 12 priest at a strip show? Admit it, you'd bay like a wolf Certifiable Cretin □ Kaiser notes that first meeting was held on March 7 at the moon. 6. Feel your head. It's hollow, isn't it? Go up to the □ Calendar says that March 7 falls 3Vfe weeks after February 12 2. You had a nice childhood, didn't you? Your Turret and sit at a table in the dark. You will be with □ Kirkham also notes this parents were wonderful, weren't they. They never: other people whose heads are equally hollow. □ Kirkham says others should note this as well a) tied you up in the closet and force-fed you 7. Do your parents look at your marks and call you □ Kaiser says she was not informed about the meeting Alphagetti; "Dummy," "Moron," "Cementhead," or "As Stupid □ Kaiser says Cord was not informed about the meeting b) forced you to wear red polyester pants to church As Your Brother"? Mine did, and that was just in the □ Kaiser says students were not informed about meeting and admit you kept your offering and spent it on first week of school (I thought Orientation Week was □ Kirkham really agrees with Kaiser hockey cards at Mac's Milk; for the Chinese students). You can do something □ Kaiser wonders what happened to promised "open forums" and c) put you in girls' clothing and made you carry a about it, but it won't be easy. Go to your parents and open meetings purse, even when you went to Boy Scouts; tell them that you need understanding, love and □ Kaiser wonders what happened to election promises to get d) shaved your head and sent you to Wilfrid Laurier affection. If this doesn't work, go out to the garage "student input" University to become North Bay's answer to John and start up the old chainsaw. □ Kaiser asks people to read back issues of Cord to see what Kenneth Gailbreath; HERE ENDS THE OFFICIAL TEST. PUT DOWN politicians said ....did they? YOUR PENCILS AND TIGHTEN THE STRAPS ON □ Kirkham agrees with Kaiser 3. If you see a member of the opposite sex naked, YOUR JACKET. □ Kaiser notes that "Awareness Week" was not the creation of this you: (Oh, by the way, don't worry if you don't do too committee a) close your parents' door and forget the whole well on this test. I flunked it, and I'm perfectly normal. □ Kirkham notes this too thing happened; Sincerely, Charles "I Was Oscar Wilde in My Last □ Kaiser really hopes committee is highly successful b) ask Mom where Dad got all those funny scars; Life" Tatham.) □ Kaiser hopes strong positive action is taken □ Kirkham agrees with Kaiser □ Kaiser hopes everyone will work together to improve safety □ Kirkham does too letters More letters on page 8 □ Really, we d0... Chuck Kirkham The price you have to pay for beliefs Upon reading Peter Cambdon's (pseudonym) article friends and family, being banned from institutions, and entitled Bob, Do You Take This Man? in last week's the threat of physical abuse remind me all too well of the Cord, a number of things mentioned grabbed my cost involved in my own beliefs system. Society on attention and seemed worthy of a response. Certainly disapproved so much of what the founder of my belief Butting out others the whole issue of homosexuality and of itself said that they hung him on a cross. He himself warned in is worthy I would like to comment about the cigarette). What the (J of T student of discussion, especially own his followers that "If anyone would come after me, he perhaps because my U of T non-smoker who put out the did was to go a step further and religious beliefs leave me biased against homosexuality. must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow cigarette ofanother student smoking threaten their life and liberty. For That issue; however, is best left for a caring, face-to-face me" (Luke 9:23). To me, taking up my cross daily means in a non-smoking area (see March 1 some people, the danger to discussion outside the pages of The Cord, and I trustthat being open to the possibility that I might be persecuted Cord). In the incident, the non- themselves from the cigarette my own beliefs concerning homosexuality will not taint for my beliefs. I am, however, willing to accept ridicule, smoker first asked the smoker to smoke justifies it. For the Dean who one analogy I'd like to draw. loss of friends, and if it came down to it, I'd like to think stop, then put the cigarette out for put him on probation, it was not The basic premise Peter seemed concerned with was even death, for what 1 believe. I'm not trying to play the smoker taking hold of her wrist in justified. the difficultyand the cost of trying to maintain some sort "holier than thou," but rather I'm simply stating my the process. For this, the male non- . David Cohen of stable, caring, homosexual relationship in the face of convictions. If we are deeply convicted about a belief, smoker was put on probation. society's disdain and disapproval. Unfortunately, upon should we not be willing to support with as well it action think fact finishing Peter's article, that exact issue of difficultyand as words? I that the thatthe smoker was a woman is not an issue, cost, or, as the title alludes to, "the price you have to Dave Adams to Thanks Mike pay," was the very thing which made me lose respect for although this seems be the reason for his probation. A claimed in February 16th issue you Peter and consequently the things he had to say in his witness your he not have dared to act" if ran a of album, article. For it appears to me that Peter is not willing to pay Covering concerns "would review my new the of following whole heartedly what he believes would like to echo Wendy Coffin's congratulations to the smoker had been male. This is Vignettes. The review was by Mike price I I have removed in. The Cord for bringing issues of special concern to false, since Strathdee and I want to commend Peter, or whoever you are, if you do believe so strongly women to the attention of the university community. cigarettes from the lips of smokers him for the thoughtfulness and in your argument for homosexual rights, why, case in In addition to the articles on family violence, the many times, when they were attention to detail with which he point, were you afraid to sign your real name to the special section for International Women's Day provided smoking in non-smoking areas. The discussed my work. Of course I'm bottom of your article? That isn't meant to be a personal excellent coverage of the Women's Study option as well smokers were all male, and all were also delighted that he likes the record attack, but rather something for you to ponder. I can as well as of the studies being done by Laurier faculty of capable of beating me up. I have so much; but over the years I've understand that the author might be afraid of beinq women's lifestyles. done it in a darkened cinema, and in received enough positive but dumb the Torque Room. reviews (Peter Qoddard's review of harrassed, or receiving threats, or of being physically Let's hope that the new editor of The Cord shares The non-smoker first requested this album is a case in point) to abused, but isn't that part of the price you have to pay for Jackie Kaiser's concerns about the status of women in the smoker to stop. This step is appreciate Strathdee's intelligence your beliefs? I'm not advocating martyrdom, but it's the community and on this campus. been my experience that having beliefs and trying to live necessary because the smoker may even more. Lois Fleming them wholeheartedly, costs. I believe that if your beliefs have been unaware that it was a no There's just one thing though. never cost you the disapproval of friends or institutions, smoking area. A reasonable person While this may not be the kind of and if they never reap scom or ridicule from others, Publications apology would comply. 1 think that refusal at letter you usually like to print, 1 then you must be compromising your beliefs. this point gives the smoker no rights thought it was worth mentioning that Perhaps that's a sad comment on a society where Csn behalf of the board of directors of Wilfrid Laurier — not even rights that we expect ifany of your readers actually do find we're supposed to be free to practice the beliefs we University Student Publications, I would like to apologize from living in a society. Continuing to the album in the Waterloo area, they choose. The cost and difficulty of maintaining a belief in to E. Ganong, S. Matheson, and all other students smoke is a declaration of war. Since would probably be unsuccessful. It's something are perhaps two reasons why many people involved in the recent Student Publications interviews. It it is not practical to leave the scene to the old story — there's no decent choose to believe nothing or in nothing but themselves. is our policy not to have board members who have get the authority, and since smoking distribution for off-the-wall products That way you never have to stand up for anything, you applied for a position sit in on the interviews of other is viewed as a physical attack by like mine. The record is in a few never have to take a side, and your friends will always candidates for that position. This policy was accidentally many non-smokers, i think it is downtown stores in Toronto, and accept you because you go along with them'and simply overlooked when we interviewed candidates for the appropriate to put a stop to the people can order it by mail from me maintain the status quo. position of Entertainment Editor. Although my oversight smoking. for 510 at the address below. I mentioned earlier that I'd like to draw an analogy. did not affect our hiring decision, it was unethical. I'm So far, I have avoided touching Sincerely, Perhaps, Peter, I can sympathize with your situation sorry for any disappointment that may have resulted. smokers in the act of extinguishing Marie-Lynn Hammond more than you realize. For the situation you presented in Andrew Miller their cigarettes. All 1 have done is 344 Clinton Street, Toronto President, WLCISP damage their property (the M6G 2YB 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984 letters Question Rockabilly revived this student of the Week by Adriaan Demmers photos by Paul Gomme I had heard from some friends The band burst right into a series other as they rocked in their own little about a coffee house at the Faculty of classic '50s style tunes with a areas. The madman on drums was, Club on Thursday night, so I decided heavy emphasis on robust energy. no doubt, obsessed with the this might be a good break from my Though many of the songs weren't vigorous rockabilly pace as he endless essay writing. I arrived immediately recognizable, the pounded his stand-up kit to near around 10:45 p.m. to catch some Faculty Club had never and probably demolition. good folk-blues work on guitar and never will ever see such a lively Overall, Skinny Jim and the vocals, interesting combinations of atmosphere of boppin', cheering Wildcat Strike was a pleasant way to fiddle and guitar, as well as some and raw excitement as it did late end the evening. This view was What really turns you off? poetry. When I saw the next act Thursday night. The band members shared by all and was evident when getting ready, I was preparing to had a aerinite communication with the chanting of "Skinny Jim" leave. This band was colourfully the audience. Much of the credit for persuaded the band to return to the decked out in odd combinations of this must go to the singer (Skinny stage to supply the fans with an old bowling shirts, short tapered slacks, Jim?), who seemed to "strike it" favorite, Summertime Blues. studs, leather boots and chains, out- favorably with his filling stage I'd like to extend my thanks to dated jackets with padded shoulders, presence, while his sidekick on lead everyone involved for bringing me cut up jeans, greased back hair and a guitar was never at a loss for action- "up". certain attractiveness which kept me packed swingin' and enticing facial Keep Shakin'! glued to my seat gestures. The bassist and rhythm A Student Revived by Rockabilly After a short mix-match of guitarist seemed to work off of each Andrew Simon microphone movements, a few People who don't know how to chords or notes were sounded. 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gymnasium. provide a neutral background as The play is set in the summer of necessary. 1957, in a run-down area of the West The overall strength of the play Side. The main action is seen was the way the large cast moved so between the intense rivalry of two smoothly together. Although the street gangs — the White Jets and lead characters were all strong, it was the Puerto Rican Sharks. The story is the effective use of the entire stage full of racial conflicts and violence and group numbers that made the between the two gangs who are production work The singing and trying to be number one in the same dancing abilities of the entire cast territory. But it's also a love story, as were definite assets to the success of Tony, the leader of the Jets, falls in the musical numbers. love with Mary, the sister of the Both lan Duffy as Tony and Anna Shark's leader, at a high school Costa as Mary gave solid, sensitive dance. performances. Costa never failed to The play is an ambitious one to convince the audience that she is a tackle because of complex set young Puerto Rican immigrant who changes, musical numbers and a has only been in America for a large cast. month. Her lovely soprano voice is You may be wondering if a cast of more appealing in solos such as I 100 can move effectively on the Feel Pretty than in duets with Duffy by Theresa Kelly stage without looking unsure of their because his voice tends to The sounds of gang rivalries and individual movements? The answer overpower hers. rumbles in New York's West Side are is a definite yes, and the play isa solid Duffy's acting ability was stronger alive in Kitchener with the return of production in all respects — than his singing ability, as West Side Story to the K-W area after especially in the areas of acting, demonstrated in some solos when a 15-year absence. The two-act choreography and singing. the notes were out of his vocal range. musical, with music and lyrics by The atmosphere is set even before His acting was especially strong in Bernstein and Sondheim, is this you reach your seat, as you walk the second act when he had to show year's combined production effort of through a hallway that features more emotion without making his St. Mary's and St. Jerome's high graffitti-covered walls like you'd find character too melodramatic. schools in Kitchener. in any city slum. The background of The only real weaknesses in the The play, which was last the walls was a deep red with the production were the long set performed by the schools in 1968, names of characters and changes that became noiser as the cost $30,000 to produce. And the corresponding graffitti messages play progressed, and the clean-cut production has been in the spotlight sprayed everywhere. images of the cast members. At ever since as the public wonders if The music is skillfully directed by times it was hard to believe the actors the staggering budget is worthy of a Bill Klos, who is known for his large were gang members instead of high school production. You only high school productions like Fiddler characters from an episode ofHappy had to look around the near sell-out on the Roof, Sound of Music, Days. Tony, in particular, looked too crowd at St. Mary's school to see that Camelot, and Jesus Christ clean cut to be the leader of the Jets. the answer was an emphatic yes.' Superstar. It is a great credit to his In order for the schools to break Don't let the notion of an directing abilities to watch how even, 4,880 tickets had to be sold. So unprofessional high school effortlessly his students move across far, 8,000 tickets have been sold for production fool you; this is an the stage—not an easy feat, the play's ten-night run. Director of ambitious presentation that features considering there are often over 50 Publicity Gina Hudel estimates that just over 100performers. After just a people on stage at one time. the show will show a profit of few minutes of soaking up the In addition to impressive $15,000. choreography, atmosphere of a West Side, New the set construction West Side Story continues until York, slum neighbourhood, you'll was notable for its extreme detail. March 24, with curtain time at 8:00 forget that you are actually sitting on Large, triangular flats placed at the p.m.. For tickets, call the 24-hour plastic chairs in a high school back of the stage could be flipped to number at 745-4520. Last chance for Orchestra

Impressionistic music — Pavane by Eric Fahn pour une Infante Defunte, by Maurice This coming Sunday will be the This last performance of the orchestra Ravel (1875-1937). One of the most last chance to enjoy the Wilfrid gifted French composers in the late Laurier University Orchestra in Brahms, Ravel, 19th century, Ravel began his concert. Again under the direction of features works of musical studies at the Paris Professor Alec Catherwood, the Conservatoire with Faure and orchestra will perform major works Tchaikovsky, Rimsky-Korsakoff and Gedalge and by 1905 he had already written several distinguished works. It student Steve Brackenbury. was originally composed for piano in 1899 and in 1910 he orchestrated Murzzuschlag. It is not only part of triumph in Vienna. the themes from old Russian the piece for full orchestra. The main today's standard symphonic Rimsky-Korsakoff's Russian liturgical tunes. Rimsky-Korsakoff programme of the music isabout the in St. repertoire, but is also a most Easter Overture was composed in conducted its premiere medieval ceremony of the farewell interesting symphonic work in that the summer of 1888, the same year Petersburg. and mourning for the newly dead. Brahms used the first three when he finished the Scheherazade. Last but not least is the Concertino movements of the symphony to As a child Rimsky-Korsakoff lived The third piece on the program for Jazz Quintet and Orchestra. It was prepare for the climactic last near a monastery and witnessed all will be the last two movements of the graduation project of WLCI by Johannes Brahms, Rimsky- movement. Listeners are left with a the ceremonies performed during Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings, student Stephen Brackenbury. Here, Korsakoff, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, and very satisfying feeling when the last the liturgical year. In this particular Opus 48. It was completed in 1880, he has put together two different student Steve Brackenbury. note of the whole piece is played. It piece, he tried to put into music all the same year he completed the musical idioms: 17th century fugue Brahms composed his Fourth premiered in Meiningen in 1885 and the Easter ceremonies, from holiday famous 1812 Overture. And for the style and 20th centry Jazz rhythm. Symphony during the summers of it was not until March of 1897 that preparation to the merry-making of first time this year, the WLU Concert time on Sunday, March 1884 and 1885 while he was at this symphony scored its first Easter Sunday. He also developed all orchestra has prepared French 25th, is 3 p.m. in the TA. 10 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984 entertainment Hoser Handbook: weak humour

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VANCOUVER (CCJP) — "The only way to fool campaigning to save the school. I- most of the people most of the time is to "They're so incredible," said performer ensure that most of the people are fools." — a Athena George, about DTUC programs. "The Vide°- line from a skit performed by the David music, writing, theatre and visual arts all work Thompson Direct Action Theatre. in an interdisciplinary fashion, and the fees are It was an entertaining protest thatcaptivated lower than anywhere else for the same Ruby's "Week on I the lunch time crowd at Capilano College's courses." cafeteria. Six students travelled from Nelson, The Vancouver Theatre Alliance wrote the the Beach" Weekend I 8.C., to deliver a protest skit dramatizing their theatre department a letter saying "in their feelings over the Socred government's estimates DTUC is one of the best." decision to close down David Thompson "Local support was incredible" George said, University Centre. about Direct Action's performance in TONIGHT! - Hawaiian Singles Night I The students put to use skills learned hometown Nelson. The revue has performed No Cover For Ladlos Man $1 I writing and theatre at Vancouver theatre Western Front, as part of through DTUC's Friday - Beach Party Night H departments, to produce the "restraint revue". an artist benefit for DTUC, at Camosun The liberal and fine arts university is slated for College in Victoria, on the Victoria legislature Saturday-Fun in the Sun Night I closure May 1, but students and staff are steps and at the University of Victoria. Fri. Covar $1 Sat. Cover $2

audience 'Shoes and shirts must be worn H Musgrave captivates on the beach I community with their own work surprises those Special to the Cord •Special for H Despite the fact that the reading was held in g in beach attire Some members of the audience had never the extremely noisy Concourse Gallery, fl 'Tropical Happy Hours until attending a Musgrave managed to maintain hold over a H heard of Susan Musgrave »No Cover Fee 8 p.m. reading of her work last Wednesday in the captivated audience. jML Before Concourse Gallery. Musgrave is one of Musgrave's writing features death as a Canada's leading and most prolific poets, theme. Like many people, she is fascinated boasting a fairly lengthy list of publications with death—and strives in her work to which includes Tarts and Muggers, her most understand it. Writing poetry is for Musgrave recent. Musgrave also contributes regularly an attempt to come to grips with her feelings to several major magazines and periodicals. about death, and most of her poetry reflects While maintaining a permanent residence this effort I on the West coast, Musgrave is currently a Musgrave also draws literary material from writer-in-residence at University of Waterloo. her dreams and her travels. Her lighter works, She admits that the term'writer-in-residence' is although relatively few, have been written while something of a misnomer, since she isn't travelling. writing anything at present. However, Canadian poetry circles eagerly anticipate Musgrave is working in an advisory capacity at new work from SusanMusgrave. Hopefully her GW, conferring with and assisting several next collection will be as inspiring as Tarts and students, faculty members, and others of the Muggers. L.JziiJ Sci-Fi club winner: 9184 The winner of the WLG Science Fiction had followed that rule and he was not about to Club's short story contest is Paul Thomson. He change it. will receive a $30 prize for his story, "9184," The problem at hand came about when which appears below. Other notable entries Andy Jr. declared he wanted, of all things, a include John David Black's "Prolix With A human for a pet. Mr. Droid had thought that Twist" and an untitled work by Scott Lusk. the humans had all died off in the blue plague (or was it the green plague?). Whichever 9184 plague it was, was fine with him since he Andy Droid came storming into his living remembered humans as filthy, ignorant, unit, kicked Spot the family plaything across degenerate animals. Humans had been the room, and sat down in his favourite chair thought extinct until a couple had been found The Parties (which was his favourite only because it was mating in the lost city of Los Angeles. After the only chair in the living unit). He had been that, humans had been kept in zoos or stuffed fuming all day. It wasn't bad enough that his for museums. The planetary government, now secretary had blown up in the outer office, controlled by Bell, might not even allow him to at OTOOLE'S leaving nuts and bolts spread all over the keep a human. carpet, but he became so backlogged with Having a human in the house would mean work that he had to cancel his golfing problems. Humans still deposited their wastes appointment. The sad part was that because and would need such archaic items as food HAT AND SHADES he was one of the vice presidents of the most and water. Another problem was with powerful company on earth, Bell International, humans' self-healing units. Their body PARTY he had to work two days this week instead of structures were so easy to break and took the usual one. forever to mend. Spare parts would probably FRIDAY, Spot had recovered enough to limp over also be impossible to find. However, aging was with the daily news tablet, but instead of not a problem with the lower animals such as March 23rd reading it, Mr. Droid used it to practise his golf humans because a serum was injected into swing, once again sending Spot sliding across them at some point in their development to the floor to collapse in a mass ofcircuitry in the stop them from aging further. Andy Jr. had comer. "Oh well", sighed Mr. Droid. He had mentioned something about preferring a male other problems at hand. unit at the age of six. Mr. Droid would have to I WATCH Mr. Droid had promised his son Andy Jr. a see the Animal Control Centre tomorrow to for...^H present if Andy finished first in level four, which see what they had. the SOB promptly did. Mr. Droid had forgotten The Animal Control Centre had not picked what SOB meant, but it was something the up any humans but said that if they had, they April Fool's Party Ancients said when they were mad, and it could not give him one. Museums and seemed to work nicely. Andy Jr. had been laboratories were on the waiting list ahead of SATURDAY, March named after his father since each set of him, and besides, it was against the law to have 31st parents were only allowed to have one unit of dangerous animals in living units. Just as well, Special drink prices for the best dressed fools! each mode, a son and a daughter. It was only thought Mr. Droid, as he raced his transport logical to name your children after yourselves. vehicle over to the dogdroid factory to pick up His father Andy and his father's father Andy a new Spot for Andy Jr. Pyjamas Party WEDNESDAY, April 11 Spend a good night at O'Tooles Special drinks and prizes!

Ribs and Beer Special Every Monday Buy one order for only $5.95, 65 University get one order FREE. Happy Hour Beer Avenue W. 12 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984 etcetera to be...to be... the Paul Martin Centre on 0 of W Humanities Theatre presents continues at the home of Chaplain Paul The new and spectacular Hungarian Saturday March 31. It promises to be a day Thurs. Mar. 22 The Griffin & The Minor Canon. New Bosch, 157 Albert Street. Folk Ensemble brings its country's of discussion and York's Starry Theatre, one glorious culture to North America in an re-creation. Please send Night Puppet $5 Office — Chaplains' of North America's top professional Aloette Cosmetics Learn how to get unforgettable spectacle at Kitchener's to the of WLU to Music at Noon presents the Laurier theatre companies for children, present started in a career selling Aloette The Centre in the Square at 8 p.m.. cover the cost (lunch included). Singers, conducted by Victor Martens, a heartwarming tale of friendship cosmetics. Meet a sales representative Tickets are: $14, $17 and $20. in the T.A. Admission is free and between a modest churchman and a in P2OBl between 11:30 a.m. and 1:30 The Evening Concert Series will feature everyone is welcome. mythological beast. The production p.m.. the WLCI Wind Ensemble, conducted involves 14 life-size puppets, including Upcoming by Michael Purves-Smith, with David Dalhousie MBA Program: The the eight-foot griffin. Show times are at Library Book Sale, in the Library foyer Falk as soloist, at 8 p.m. in the TA. coordinator of Dalhousie University's 10:30 a.m. & 1 p.m.. Tickets are $3.50 from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m.. Tickets will be at the door and the MBA program will answer questions and are available at the Humanities Box Faculty of Music Office. Everyone is about the program between 11:30 a.m. Office (8854280). The Rim The Uon, the Witch, and the welcome. and 130 p.m.. P2077-9. Wardrobe, based on C.S. Lewis' A dance for gay women and men at (J Thurs. Mar. 29 famous Namia tale, will be shown in Come as your favorite person or event of W from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. in Rm. 280, two parts on two consecutive Sunday The Halifax West Alumni Association will hold the Halifax to the History Club's annual Humanities Building. Join the fun and evenings, April 1 and April Bth. Each West High School masquerade party. The good times bop the night away! 884-GLOW, Music at Noon presents the music of part begins showing at 830 p.m. in the silver anniversay reunion on the 17, 18 & begin at 8 p.m. in the faculty lounge weeknights, for details. Sponsored by WLCI composers in the TA.. Free Great Hall at Conrad Brebel College, CI 19 of May, 1984. For tickets and (opposite the Torque Room). Dance to Gays of WLCI and GLOW. admission and everyone is welcome. of W. Free will offering will be collected further information, please call the school or June your favorite tunes as you pig out on to cover costs. Sponsored by Waterloo Boswell at 421-6691. free pizza. Cash bar. Admission is free The Department of English presents Christian Reformed Church. for club members and $1 for non- Sun. the Major Shelley Poetry Contest. The WLCJ 6th Annual 10 km Road members. Mar. 25 Please submit your poems (typed, The Laurier Catholic Community of Race will be held on the Ist of April. please) to the English office or to Ed WLCJ presents "Relationships...Mad & For further info, please call Bill McTeer CUSO Information Meeting. Skilled Jewinski by March 31. Mellow." This conference will be held in at 884-1970, ext. 2179. Canadians working in Third World Service of Holy Communion at 11 a.m. development, helping build a more in Keffer Chapel at WL(J, Albert St.and equitable world. 7:30 p.m., Adult Seagram, by Lutheran Campus Recreation Centre, 185 King St. S., Ministry. Waterloo. 885 1211, ext. 3144. Slide The WLCJ Symphony Orchestra will classified presentation on CUSO in Papua Mew Guinea. hold a special concert at 3 p.m. in the ———————— T.A., Alec Catherwood, conductor. r D , , . competition. Specialr student rate. Call .. m future revision. Reasonable rates. w , c . fn The Science-Fiction Club presents an Tickets through Faculty of Music. 0311 Diane at 576 arranged " St Member open forum discussion with Dr. Ed Personals 894SS. of Jewinski on the question Science CDTA. of Theresia's Typing Services: resumes, Fiction vs. Fantasy in Rm. PI 004 from service. Mon. Mar. 26 number is 8844579. reports and theses. Phone 576-1997. Tax preparation 7 to 10 p.m.. Tony-Kathy's A Eve^ne friend who wants to see you together Typing _14 years' experience typing Have $10 and'up. again The Buddy System sign-up will be in ' university reports, theses, etc.. 884-9473. Rim Studies Screenings, Fassbinder's WiH pick up, deliver. the Concourse today until the 23rd of I need a Buddy!! Frosh and transfers of Engineering and technical papers a 1230 ,c service. Call between 9 March from 1130 a.m. to 230 p.m.. "Lili Mariene," and 7 p.m., 2E7. 1984-85 specialty. Call Nancy anytime at 576- wake-up 7901 a.m. - 5 p.m., Monday to Friday. Wake- call between 5 - noon. The students and staff of St. Jerome's 0 of W Faculty Artists will be featured Dear Steve: A few weeks ago, I saw up a.m. 12 742- and St. Mary's High Schools' in the Concourse until April 6th. that you need a lot of AID in your Anything typed. 7(K/page for reports 7412. "

free _ _ production of West Side Story will Admission is and everyone is handshaking!! Sue. under 5 pages, 65C/page for 10-25 # welcome. pages, 60 40 St s - March 26, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.. those interested in being Icebreakers (Munger) Pettinger and Jimmy P.W. for Come out and make your vote count. Orientation Week 1984 in the Turret I wan (nee. Parson). Friends will be Experienced typist. Accurate and Summer Living! Free furniture, TV, and at 530 p.m.. received at Calypso Sunsplash '84 dependable, near universities, carpeting! For one, two, three or four Come and meet some new friends at (ticket holders only, please) on March reasonable rates, top quality print. Call people. The place is cheap, and it's The 12th annual Intramural Sports the WLCJ Gay Coffeehouse where men 31st, 1984. In lieu of flowers, or other Shirley, 745-1312. close to the school. The rent is so Banquet will be held at 6 p.m. and women gather weekly. in the illicit drugs, $8 donations will be —————negotiable that you II probably rip us Paul Martin Centre. Tickets are $2.50, Phone us at or ~ accepted towards the 748 IhV\| in/j 884-2990 742-9984 which includes a cold buffet and ' one Bacchanalianism Fund. "We gonna anc or (°r Dave or Scott) free beer ticket. There be an awards will walk and don't look back!" This is your dream house. Fit Mar. 23 presentation for the intramural tation champions of the 1983-'B4 season. Dear Geography TA. (J.K.): We know ' Psssst Rumour has it that you want Everyone is welcome. For further info, where you live (53A), we know who you - to hear more about the sex palace of ra rilutnr anH nn r nf The Philosophy Department will go to the Intramural Office date (C.D.), calculatori and one pair of hi'black in the A.C. and you'd better keep that Waterloo that will" be available for the Graf, underwear with rabbit ears If present Dr. Peter from the hpaH insignia. rj , or call Ext. 2180. redrfvl neaa up.i m TheIhe Lopyr», Cat.r=,f summer months. Well, for all those that psychology dept., G of T, to speak on l ost. | ease ca || 884-3864

~ , ' „ ,• i heard, Dancer;rx haven't 7vou can accommodate the Direct of Cam did not ...... topic "On Priming I m sorry I have _ u j _ _i. this summer amidst the -n. I yourself, . . , Semantic Tues. Mar. 27 the nght . Memory." This colloquim will protecton on Thursday. I ACr ~ c minutes i'ii c * LUDI luxunes of private livinq only be held in Rm. 3-201 from 2:30 p.m. to Maybe next time 111 get a taste of that , [lL ~ .. . away from both the essentials of~tlife 4 p.m.. hi„ i/i ii "rwJrw" i /-tk Timex watch black leather band' and the monotony of school. For The Waterloo Regional Health Unit is 885-0822. details please call 746-1498. Ask for Wilfs presents a Jazz Cabaret featuring sponsoring a Toothbrush Exchange in Dave E. I think you look but I don't ———» Beez, Pube, Brian or Carl. WLCJ jazz combos at 8 p.m.. the Concourse from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m..

. _ know what you see or do you? T I . , Bring your old toothbrush in and Rooms available: May to August. The Personnel Office nOUSlnq is currently exchange it for a new one. Dear Sapface: Thanks for a memorable Kitchen facilities included (fridge and accepting applications of students who weekend. Let's do it again soon and/or stove). $99 per month. Peter at are interested at Fall "" Call in working Join us for a Bible Study on the book some approximate facsimile before the 886-3277. Registration 1984. Please submit your of Matthew. Starts at 4 p.m. in the ice melts! Love you very much, . to office. c house needed for fall application our Lutheran Student House, 177 Albert Mouthpiece. ;I!?m Townhouse on Phillip & University. 1984- Street. 85. Will take over for this Three rooms available — Summer, Fall ATTENTION CONCOURSE Perkie: How sweet your "smile" is. summer. 746-1507. and winter. Male or female, call 888- """" EXHIBITORSI Participants in the Anglican Students Fellowship meets Yours Wantingly, Sweet P. and Big D.. jS q . 6814. student/staff art exhibit in the WLCJ for supper from 5:30 to 7 p.m., in the furnished two Concourse may pick up their work Student Services Lounge, upper level of Wanted: Female to share from the Concourse or the staff lounge 1 ypinq bedroom apartment on Regina Street the Student Union Building. All are * ° MUSIC LOVERS: London's Available May Call after 5 p.m., 884- between 3 and 6 p.m.. Any works not welcome. Madrigal 1. in the show will be in the lounge. Class! cal Record ShoP is Phased to 8653. Typing/Word Processing: Experience r in typing hand-written reports, theses, introduce a new service for out-of-town Partially furnished apartment to sublet — customers. You Student Venture Capital information manuscripts, tables, etc.. Excellent can receive our q,H 5 p m 886-7278, Check in Wed. Mar. 28~ quarterly newsletter free of charge sessions. Placement and spelling and grammar. Editing, and weekdays. Career Services for the time and or ®r 3ny ava ilable record or tape by proofreading, 20 years' secretarial Summer rwam RR»<»nnm for Rent-tot SinaleS, location. experience. Depend.!*. las. and ta hst ? meet J, rngng The Toast Masters Club will in accurate service. Call No™,. 743- Rm. P2OBl at 7 p.m.. A.C. arid is Idly furnished for you, Sat. Mar. 24 or call (519) 438-3474. enjoyment. Furnishings include queen size waterbed, desk and dresser. Phone , ... ADDICTED TO FOOD? OVER- Word Processing. One block from innnn w . . * for °' °' Rent IS EATERS ANNONYMOUS will meet in campus. 80< per double-spaced page. 3 CO CO summer rocm U® 2 Phone The Concert Series will feature Rm. P3117 from 5:30 p.m. to 630 May book ahead. Same day/day after negotiable. 888-6576. Evening °° p.m.. For more phone 579-3800. COPy prOVlded Ph ° the WLCJ Baroque Ensemble, info, ' ne ' Hey' Summ«r at ,ts R"" 11 one 21 St°Calgary, • 6V6. conducted by Michael Purves-Smith, in ooD-iJDJ. bedroom in an elegant old home. the TA.. Adults $4/ Seniors and The Laurier Christian Fellowship Available May to August Balconies, guest Qualified & Students $2. Everyone is welcome. presents speaker Debbie Lou secretary. Will type anything # treeSi dishwasher, washer dryer. Ludolph on the topic "Facing the from resumes to theses. IBM Selectric Parttng. Only steps away from the Seminary OCIVICCS Chi Alpha will sponsor a slide Family" in Lounge. and Olympia Electric typewnter. Will downtown Waterloo. Rent: very presentation by Miss Hope Hurlbut Supper at 4:45 p.m.. All are welcome. edit and conect spelling. Will supply negotiable. Phone Tim at 578-1793. from Wycliffe Bible Translators. Miss paper. Call Pamela at 884-6913. Group, class and private lessons for Hope will share her Missionary work Service of Holy Communion at 10 p.m. singles and couples in social, ballroom, House/rooms for rent for summer. experience in Malaysia. Seminary around the altar of the Keffer Chapel at Letter quality typing for your resumes, disco, and rock n' roll dancing for fun 181 Albert (across from library). Phone Lounge, 7:30 p.m.. WLU, Albert and Seagram. Fellowship essays, thesis, etc.. Date stored for or to prepare for medal, test or Pete, 884-9845. SPORTS WLU Super Sports: Student superstars by Ian Raymond category included lan Clancy in the Some of Lauder's finest athletes half-mile run and Joe Compta in the gathered in the A.C. last Thursday football throw. John Tice won the 50 evening to participate in the annual metre swim. The basketball shoot Carling O'Keefe Super Sports and obstacle course were both won competition. Each participant was by John Poole. required to compete in five of the six Tracey Brown won the football events. The obstacle course was throw in the women's varsity division. mandatory for all competitors. The Elizabeth Ganong and Wendy Gray most competitive division was the were the winners of the basketball varsity males, where Ric Schlesinger shoot and swim competitions, needed a good finish in the final respectively. event (obstacle course) to beat out In non-varsity women's Morbert issacs for the title. Pat competition, Sunita Peters won two Langdon had an easier time of it in events, the basketball shoot and the the non-varsity males division. obstacle course. Sue Black won the Langdon won the half-mile race and football throw event. the obstacle course on the way to In the non-varsity male category, winning his division. Allan Gauci and John Bink took the football and basketball events. Mike In the women's divisions, Maureen Zeitter was the winner of the bench Pyke and Barb Stumpf dominated press while Wain Choi won the the varsity and non-varsity female obstacle course. divisions, respectively. Pyke won the The winners of each event won a half-mile run, the bench press, and Miller Time cap and the overall the obstacle course, while Stumpf winners received awards. All won the half-mile, bench press, and participants received a Super Sports 50 metre swim. T-shirt, in addition to having a lot of Other winners in the varsity male fun.

Fiery Director fuels controversy Concordia athletics in hot seat MONTREAL (CUP) - In classic are paid illegally, funds have been With usual flair, Enos responded Enos was Loyola athletics director at have more prestige. His actions style, Concordia University's improperly directed to members of by ordering the remdval of two the time and no positive action was reflect this. controversial athletics director led a Enos' family, and other irregularities. November issues from the Link taken. Aside from the disparity between delegation of four men and one Enos' reaction to the controversy distribution points in the athletics Nine varsity athletes this year told funds for men and women, women's women when it came time to answer is one reason why his promises of complex. In January, he obtained a the Link they were paid to play. The varsity volleyball and fieldhockey charges of sex discrimination. improvement may meet skepticism. court injunction on the newspaper so money came through department teams were reduced last year to Not the kind of man to pick up on "You can't take money from it could not print "potentially jobs they were supposed to do but intramural clubs. such subtle ironies, director Ed Enos men's varsity sports and give it to libellous" stories about him or his did not. The fieldhockey club was told a January meeting of the girl's things," Enos said when it was family. The money to pay athletes was temporarily cancelled last fall after Concordia Council on Student Life revealed the 1981-82 athletics diverted from a surcharge on one of its members, Marina Kolbe, the athletics department is budget gave $105,0CX) to men's The Link is now muzzled, but the students involved in intramural openly complained about improving its attitude toward varsity sports and $22,000 to damage is done. The athletics sports, according to the employees. discrimination. women. women. department is under unwanted The $10 surcharge was created last In the nepotism department, Enos But the council, an administration His comment, recorded in a public scrutiny. year to improve intramural sports, recently hired his daughter, a non- body that funds athletics, was not student-made documentary Why The administrator responsible for but sports information director Bob student, to fill a part-time job convinced. Its investigation of the The Difference, is typical of Enos' athletics, vice-rector Russel Breen, Phillips admits the surcharge was reserved for students. Ten students department, sparked by a 1983 style. He generates controversy, then appointed the university legal aid imposed unnecessarily. applied. She was dismissed when the Concordia Committee on the Status reacts angrily to criticism. advisor Marcel Danis, a student news was released. of Women report criticizing the huge Since Why The Difference was association representative and a Enos denies that players had ever Enos has also been accused of funding disparity between men's and made, the Enos' administration has professor of recreation and leisure been paid at Concordia, while other using Concordia funds to further his women's sports, still continues. come under fire from all sides. Since studies to investigate the department staff, including Phillips, son's athletic career. And sexism isn't the only charge last fall a series of articles in the department. say it was a common practice in the The Canadian Intervarsity Athletic Enos must answer. Another student newspaper, the Link, Danis was also involved in a late past. Union is holding off its own administration committee is accused Enos of nepotism, being 60's investigation that confirmed As for funding of women's sports, investigation until Concordia's investigating charges that athletes heavy-handed and unfair. athletes at Loyola College were paid. Enos has traditionally argued men internal reports are available. 14 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984

, HOTEL 1 WATERLOO > The Kent sports Room available for private parties Spiked Irish Stew \ at no cost ? WATERLOO wins co-ed tourney I FREE APPETIZER I Phone 886-3350 Special to the Cord top two teams from each pool Last Saturday, the WLG Women's advance to the championship playoff with other major menu purchase i Athletic Association hosted a co-ed round. Third- and fourth-place teams \ volleyball tournament in the Athletic in each pool met in the ■ consolation •Escargot Pregnant and unsure Complex. The event featured eight round. English Delight 'Perogies of what the teams made up of club and varsity In the finals, Spiked Irish Stew I I future holds? athletes. from Laurier defeated a Waterloo I 'Garlic Bread 'Potato Skins [ club, the Giants, in two of three Talk it over with Each team consisted of three men games to win the tournament. 1 Coupon valid 5 p.m. to closing only. a friendly counsellor at and three women. The games were The consolation featured Hung Offer expires April 5, 1984. Not valid Fridays. played on regulation size courts with Over from Laurier and the G of BIRTHRIGHT the net height the same as in men's Guelph Hoovers. The Hoovers won ! games. A woman on the team had to the consolation final. j ©HOTEto WATERLOO touch the ball once in every three Carling O'Keefe provided prizes 4 KING ST N., WATERLOO (KING & ERB) 885-5840 hits. for the tourney's consolation L ! The round robin toumey had the winners.

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\mim{ CP and 14 are registered trademarks ot Canadian Pacific Limited THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 22, 1984 15 Rooms J sports Available I fOF (^K> Summer '84 "" I POOL, prime r^^mjrant?) location and / other essentials I I J 0\& to a fun summer J residence. Not Just a Place to Eat Sidelineby Kelly & Theresa a ~, a But Place to Meet B * With the CIAU hockey and basketball championships both being L 1135 Victoria St. W. Kitchener I played this past weekend, the university sports year has officially at 744-2736 578-9370 I ended. Both finals were televised on national TV, giving sports fans tft g^^g— across Canada a chance to see some entertaining university action. The games, however, didn't provide any upsets; as was expected, the Victoria Vikings and the Toronto Blues clinched the basketball and hockey crowns, respectively. The Vikings claimed their fifth consecutive CIAU basketball title by defeating the fifth-ranked Brandon Bobcats 70-62 last Saturday in Halifax. The Blues won their tenth hockey title in 20 years with a 9-1 thumping of Concordia in Trois-Rivieres, Quebec. tea, The Viking feat is quite remarkable when you consider the player ®@lBy turnover on a university team. Although some players have been \ with the Vikings during all of their five-year basketball dynasty, the C Word Processing, Editing. TypingS 15 % off custom framinq team has had to fill the shoes of players just like any other team. Ski 232 King Street North, Waterloo 1i . Recruiting is helped by the school's impressive basketball Routley BA /I The scholarships out c Of GRAD PHOTOS,' reputation. given by British Columbia schools V Vr 886-8089 .O J M don't hurt, either. v The Blues have had their own hockey dynasty over the years, POSTERS, PRINTS, ETC. m,Wce winning seven of eight championships from 1963-1972. They had Must show ad. Expires March a string of five CIAU hockey titles during those eight years. Their 31. last title was in 1977, so they've been hungry for a championship. / \\ Ontario schools do not have scholarship programs so they have to /_/Y University Square Plaza rely on their school's reputations to bring in talented athletes. But Avenue East when your school has an enrolment of around 36,000 students, \/ 65 University you do have a lot of students to choose from. (At Weber, behind Horton's) Both teams showed that university sports have a sound product to offer the TV market. WATERLOO So where were the Warriors, you ask? Well, it seems they were quite shocked on Thursday after being upset by the Bobcats 68-61 884-1310 in the basketball semi-finals. The Warriors, ranked fourth in Canada for much of the year, entered the CIACi toumey with high hopes. They returned home empty-handed. On Saturday it was a case of deja vu, as the Warriors again blew a lead late in the game to lose the consolation final to Lethbridge. The Lethbridge Pronghorns (don't ask; I have no idea what a Pronghorn is) put the Warriors into cardiac arrest by defeating them 76-72. I figured that because the Warriors were not playing in the final,

— their band whose members somehow made it to Halifax — would be in a closet somewhere. Imagine my surprise to see the band on national TV, playing throughout the game. I guess the CTV boys thought it added colour to the telecast, in spite of the fact that the band was neither from Victoria nor from Brandon. The only bright spot for the Warriors was having Peter Savich named to the CIAU second all-star team. Each member of the team had his picture shown on TV during half-time. Unfortunately, the Warriors were probably not too happy about the new spelling of their all-star's surname. The CTV people introduced him to Canada as Peter "Savage." I couldn't help thinking that perhaps his reputation preceeded him to Halifax. sports quiz by Johnny E. Sop 1. Who are the current Olympic pairs champs in figure skating? 2. Haw many members of the WLG Hawks were captains of their junior teams? 3. Where will the Memorial Cup tournament be held this year? 4. What was the score of the CIAG hockey finals? Who played, and who won? 5. Who will be Canada's next opponents in the second round of World Cup Soccer playdowns? 6. Which NASL team currently has the most points? 7. Who won the final three men's downhill races of the season? 8. What did the plumbers do in Halifax? 9. Match the school with the city or town. a) Illinois State j) Columbia b) Missouri ii) Chicago c) G of Washington m) Normal d) De Paul jv) Pullman 10. Who was the minstral? a) Bob Hayes b) Lou Gehrig c)A thoroughbred horse d) Lester Flat e) None of the above 11. What is the name of Red Fisher's lodge? (He's the world-renowned sportsman and member of the Fishing Hall of Fame.) DR. G.A. GRANT Answers DR. Y.J. GRANT DR. D.C. LUTZI Scuttlebutt 11. horse thoroughbred a c) 10. DR. J.E. HOHNER ii) and d) iv) and c) OPTOMETRISTS i) and b) iii) and a) 9. etc. it, blow nothing, do Choke, 8. 232 King St. N. (ISA Johnson, Bill 7. WATERLOO Diego San 6. Haiti and Guatemala 5. across from the WLU (shne'ing), n 1. An enjoyable activity that combines apres ski excitement 1 Concordia 9, Toronto 4. Athletic Complex with the cool minty flavour ofHiram W&lker Schnapps. For schniers, Kitchener 3. the taste is a cool blast offreshness that feels like they never left the slopes! Sykes Beric Holody, Rob Rellinger, 3—Wilf 2. for appointments call HIRAM WALKER SCHNAPPS. Oleg Vasiliev and Valova Sena 1. 885-2574 WHAT A DIFFERENCE A NAME MAKES. ":: sm&jp^'S-w

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