theCORD weekly Arts Director by-election October 4 Candidates on page 11 Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, September 29, 1983 Volume 24, Number 4 Threats of resignation Inside Board debates tape deck cost Development Fund by Chuck Kirkham Laurier's plans for the future include a new music building and There were threats of resignation increased parking facilities. Sunday night at the WLGSC board on an page 5 meeting. Discussion centered Operations Management Board (OMB) purchase of a $1,000 tape deck for the Turret. Korean Air crisis "Theoretically, we would have to resign," answered President Tom Reaume, when board member Gord What are the implications of the Annear asked about the implications downing of Flight 007? if the board did not ratify the OMB purchase. page 9 The OMB has the right to make purchases of up to $1,000 without first consulting with the Board of Directors. They used this right Parachute Club September 8 to purchase the $1,000 Alpine tape deck for the Turret. This purchase was made on the An energetic show at Ruby's. recommendation of the Executive * Director of Student Activities, Kevin page 13 Dryden. Dryden was representing SAMboard, which runs the sound Trends system in the Turret. Mike O'Brien, SAMboard's director, sought this particular deck and purchased it in What's in and what's out. Chatham, Ontario, his home town. The list price of the deck is $1,400. page 15 The deck had to be ordered through Alpine from the United States. According to O'Brien, few of these Hawks In first decks were manufactured. The tape deck has yet to arrive. This $1,000 tape deck purchase, The Hawks broke the tie for first combined with the capital place in the CXJAA by defeatingthe investment expenditure proposal of University $5,650, left most board members of Toronto Blues 19—3 more Saturday. than just interested. Fuel was added to the fire when Dryden stated, "When we go shopping, we don't 17 page look at price tags." Sawkers second The $5,650 expenditure proposal was the first purchase brought to the attention of the board. Dryden, in rationalizing the decision, A tie and a loss last week have said, "I dropped the Hawks from first place continued on page 4 to second place tie with Windsor. photo by Chuck Kirkham page 17 Laurier quarterback Mike Wilson (12) lined up the troops in the Hawks convincing 19—7 destruction of the (J. A week for of T. Blues in Saturday's Homecoming football game. The game was attended by approximately 2,500 fans. Homecoming story on page 4 with the entire football story on page 17. universities by Mark Hall Laurier will hold a number of demonstrations and displays as it opens its doors to the public for National Universities Week, October
CFS-O protest 2 - 8. University President John A. Weir has sent invitations to the parents of all first-year students, and Kitchener- Cruising to Queen's Park Waterloo area residents are invited to attend a musical event and films on by George Cook Graham Beck, a disarmament "I hope we integrate our activities Sunday, October 2. There will also be Chief Queen's Park Bureau activist from Carleton University, said and gain a higher profile on a number of special presentations by TORONTO (CUP) - Student peace the student government "refused to campuses," he said. arts departments, the social work activists from across Ontario met distribute any information about this Terry Gardner told conference faculty, and the school of business here Sept. 17-18 to build an inter- conference beforehand, or to send delegates he wants to establish a and economics. campus unity in the fight against anybody from the council." chair of peace studies at the As well, visitors can bring their cruise missile testing in Canada. Despite the absence of student University of Toronto. plants to the biology department's THE CORD will be having a But among the thirty represent- politicians, organizers from the Gardner criticized the seeming plant clinic, or have water samples workshop this Friday at atives from seven institutions, Ontario region of the Canadian lack of concern for disarmament analysed by the chemistry 10:00 a.m. for ail persons student government leaders were Federation of Students called the issues. department to determine the and many a "1 it's a damnable efficiency of to noticeably absent conference success. think their water softeners. interested in learning do delegates admitted their councils "I think it's clear there is a lot of responsibility on the part of the A debate on the question production "Is the and paste-up for were not committed to the peace work being done out there, but it is academic community and I don't age of national political the parties paper. All interested movement. being done without much think students should put up with it over?" has been cancelled. A persons are encouraged to And at least one delegate interconnection or provincial and I don't think faculty should put number of area MPs who were attend this informal complained his student council planning," said John Marcoccio, up with it," Gardner said. invited for the discusion will not be , introductoiy session. actually hindered the peace CFS-O peace and disarmament The committee plans to hold a able to attend due to other movement on campus. committee chair. similar forum next spring. commitments. 2 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 You'llbe in line lora *1000 scholarship! Get 182I82 bymail! Entertain beautifulpeople myourroom!
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And all Widdis says there are a number of APPLICATION DEADLINE Club which has made the biggest three agree that the substantial other factors which have WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 5, 1983 more than tripling last year's increase in the PC club's gains, contributed to her club's success. AT 4:00 P.M. recruitment figure. membership is, at least in part, a "We were a lot better organized "It's the best ever," says Cathy result of the popularity of the national this year. We made sure we had a FORMS INFORMATION Widdis, spokesperson for Laurier's Conservatives and their recently booth at registration, and we got 52 AND PC club. "Lastyear our membership elected leader. people there." AVAILABLE IN THE DEAN OF was 41. We now have 132." She also feels people hold a much STUDENT'S OFFICE Liberal Club President Kathleen Robinson says the new leader better attitude for the party and the Robinson is pleased with her club's "tends to spark interest in the party." club. "There is a big difference in the popularity, too. But she also feels that the character way people react toward us now," Quality Guaranteed Used Records "We—have almost double the of WLCJ has a lot to do with the party's she says. "When we ask if they'll be Bought, Soldt Traded membership 9f last year," she says. popularity on campus. at the meetings, it's no longer 'Well, "We've got 51, but we expect more "Traditionally, Laurier has been a maybe'. It's 'For sure'." Rock, Blues, Jazz, R&B because some of the people who Conservative school, because Up to $2.50 paid for a single I.p. were active last year haven't signed business students tend to be The three clubs are currently Doubles, up yet" Conservative," says the Liberal Club setting up activities for the school More for Collectibles Peter McCullough, President ofthe President. year, including the scheduling of campus New Democratic Party Club, McCullough attributes the PC prominent guest speakers. But, ENCORE RECORDS also says recruitment has gone well club's increased membership to should an election be called within 297 King St. East this year. "There are 12 members dissatisfaction with the present the next year, all efforts will be Ontario already, and we should get between federal government. "Most people directed toward the campaign. Kitchener, (519) 744-1370 Students responsible for career futures j i \eii by Jackie Kaiser students in the area will consider minute platform outlining his or her When worries about future "becoming a part of the political position on the unemployment employment begin to bother action" of the local Organization of issue, after which the public may ask university students, there's one quick Gnemployed Workers. questions and offer suggestions and sure way to dispel.their fears. A A public symposium on about easing the unemployment trip up to the campus pub for a few unemployment will be held on burden. brews can do much to relieve October 4 at the Cambridge Central Smart hopes that the symposium employment fears. Library Auditorium at 8:00 p.m.. A will encourage local unemployed This may be their biggest mistake, panel of local representatives from workers to take their own initiative in according to Alexander Smart of the dealing with the unemployment Waterloo Region Organization of situation, and bring to light some of Gnemployed Workers. ...student support the ideas that Smart believes are University students need to be "hiding in the woodwork" among more concerned with their own and input is crucial the unemployed. employment futures as well as those Smart indicated that student of the general population, said support and input is crucial. "They Smart. While students naturally industry, labour, banking, are the experts of the future, but only expect to advance in their chosen technology, police, small business, if the future is not chucked down the career, they are now realizing that farming, social services, and Canada drain. It is their responsibility to see post-graduate employment does not Employment will be present. Each of that this does not happen," said come automatically. the panelists will present a five- Smart. STANLEY'S Smart believes that "most students are people with initiative; they take a subject in order to become experts in the field." He BURGERS maintains that students are being denied their individuality' and are 11:00am -11 00 pm ft turning into a "big anthill of technology" as they are increasingly forced to choose job-secure areas of study over fields in which they are inherently interested. 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Deadline future... Gemini 10X$379.00 for applications is Maintaining that it is upto students Prices In ettect while quantities last to be responsible for their own Malt & Phone futures, Smart said that if students Orders Accepted HBHM Dealer Enqulrte* Invited FRIDAY OCT. 14 want to use the particular skill or knowledge they have acquired in 29 B Young St. E (Regina) school, then they will have to take their own initiative to insure a stable Waterloo, N2L 4Y9 job future. As well, Smart believes Applications may be obtained _ that it is up to students to take _ positive action to protect the working 296 Youn 9 st - E (Regina) from the Student Awards Office futures ■" COMPUTER of everyone. "Students are ii Waterloo N2L 4Y9 the future, everyone knows that," /UNCTION 886-2933 I Ground Floor commented Smart. 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by Mark Hall Business Manager John Karr, An exciting football game and a Registrar Jim Wilgar, and others in parade through the streets of the Registrar's Office. Waterloo highlighted last weekend's The Archeology Club took second well-attended Homecoming '83 place with their rendition of an celebrations. archeological dig on wheels. Third It is difficult to estimate the total place went to the Geography Club's number of alumni who "came globe float. home" because there were so many The Class of '58 celebrated their different events, says Mike 25th anniversary with a cocktail hour Sutherland, Treasury and Records on Friday night. And the Class of '73 Manager for the Alumni Office. "But held a dinner at the Waterloo Inn to certainly the attendance was up over mark its tenth anniversary. last year." Also on Friday, an Alumni College, Among those alumni were 21 featuring discussion on Japanese members of a Founder's Chapter, management systems and theories graduates from the first 25 years of by four members of the School of Laurier's history. They attended Business and Economics, was held between 1911 and 1936, and now in the Paul Martin Centre. the total of their ages is more than The Homecoming Dance on in offered 1,550 years. Saturday night the Turret Photo byKarimVirani More than 2,500 past and present the alumni a chance to dance and Laurier students were out to see the mingle. And, to wrap up there was a This was one of the many floats that were entered in Laurier's annual Homecoming Day Parade. Winning this WLCJ Golden Hawks battle the Poolside Brunch for alumni at the year's float contest was the Executive Professionals. University of Toronto Varsity Blues in Waterloo Inn on Sunday. Saturday's Homecoming football game. The Hawks emerged with a WLUSU Board meeting 19-7 victory. Before the game, three bands and Tape deck 16 floats and limousines wound their continued from page 1 SAM board rates down way through uptown Waterloo in the would have come to you for a lot annual Homecoming parade. The by Chuck Kirkham Turret — $50 $100 at a time without the more money, but we feel that this is central first place float, a 55-foot version of - The Student Union on WLUSU Clubs $40 office having to qet approval what Laurier look like in the After some debate the meeting from will sufficient." - Sunday included Non-WLUSU clubs $60 the Board first. This budget is not for future, was entered by the Executive proposal was passed unanimously. discussion on more than the approval of Other Schools — $85 pencils and paper. According to Professionals, a group consisting of Later in the meeting, the board Deb Community Events — $150 Moffat, the money for Fred Nichols, WLUSU was asked ratify SAMboard's tape deck. There was is "curtains Dean to the purchase of also and things." the $1,000 tape discussion on other SAMboard deck. Many board * expenditures and new One of the final things that members were confused about why rates for the the disc jockey On budgeted forecasts for this Board approved was to this wasn't included with the capital service. give Reaume Last year's year, SAMboard is expecting a drop an honourarium for the DRS. G.A. GRANT, expenses. rates were increased work that substantially for the current in revenue of $250 with these new was done over the summer. Reaume explained that there was a year. This Quite a bit of criticism rates. Kevin Dryden, Executive motion was passed unanimously Y.J. GRANT memo given to all directors last week was voiced Director of Student Activities, said with Reaume abstaining on and explaining the situation. All directors over these new rates, and SAMboard the vote. "this monetary loss is a smaller By not actually were involved in the and has applied to have them raised voting, Reaume was discussion concern to us than the service that following the of J.E. HOHNER felt uneasy about the decision. again. These are the rates that were conflict interest SAMboard provides the students." guidelines that Qord Annear, Adriaana Petrucci, passed at the summer board are set out for all are pleased to announce The motion was approved WLOSCI board members. At least and Scott MacKenzie ail offered meeting: unanimously by the Board of two other board members were not the association of different suggestions or friendly — Directors. following those guidelines. amendments. All suggestions were Floor Party $35 ($lO handling DR. charge) Continuing with the theme of Adrianna Petrucci and Gary DAGMAR LUTZI squashed by Dryden. He was — SAMboard, the Board unanimously Murtagh, two members of AIESEC, adamant about the need for the Turret $50 in the practice of - approved an expenditure of $5,650 a optometry $1 ,000 deck. Clubs $60 voted on proposal that lets AIESEC — for the purchase of more equipment use the Turret their annual Yuk The concern over resignations Outside Party $85 for 232 KING STREET N for the disc jockey service. The new Yuk's night This is definitely within was then introduced to the The on new rates that were passed equipment includes $3,000 the conflict of interest guidelines. WATERLOO, ONTARIO discussion. This move quieted the Sunday are similar to last year's rates speakers, a $1,500 amplifier, $1,000 Overall the meeting proved very disapproval. The purchase, brought for appointments call with some additions to accommo- for two turntables and a $150 mixer. interesting. All board members were to a vote, was ratified 12-2. This was date Laurier students. 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{ f(/< t< The Public Service of Canada is '1 T~» Q Cl' -0< 1. an equal opportunity employer aCLvACX A MEMBER OF ARTHUR YOUNG INTERNATIONAL THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 5 news | BY-ELECTION | $6.2 million upgrading j for j by David M. D. Digout The bustle of construction around the library is part of a master plan ! financed by the WLU Development ARTS Fund. Two other such projects, the I new computer and telephone systems, have already been completed. There are additional plans for construction of a new music DIRECTOR building, renovation of the science facilities, and improvements to the heating, food, and althletic services at the school. The projected cost for j Tues. October 4, j these improvements is $6.2 million. The money is being raised through private donations and by private | corporations and WLU alumni. 1983 j The need for this kind of capital funding has been recognized since 1972 when the Ontario government announced amoratorium on grants 4pm for new construction. Since then, The proposed new Music Building on the site of the Theatre Auditorium is j 10am to j Queen's Park has also reduced the one of the changes scheduled to be financed by the Development Fund. funding for renovations of existing • facilities. The WLU Development space to hold approximately equivalent space when the houses in j Fund Committee was established in 800,000 items. Some plans, such as are torn down. 1982 to organize and collect the renovation of the science Millar said the plans for Bricker j j donations and to initiate fund-raising facilities, are being executed to Street are "very long-range, although Concourse drives. Marjorie Millar, Director of improve the academic quality of the the relocation plans are as yet Development and Alumni Affairs, school, while other ideas, like the undetermined." says, "Although the majority of expansion of the parking facilities Presently, the only new building donations is expected to come from along Bricker Street, are designed to planned is a greenhouse for the corporations, WLU alumni are improve access to the school. WLU Biology department. Construction is I ALL full-time ARTS i expected to raise one million has no plans to expand beyond the expected to start next summer. dollars." present boundaries. "We always plan The master plan will mean an j students are eligible toj Already, the alumni have collected to stay on this block," said Dr. John eventual facelift for WLXJ with the more than $300,000. Weir, president of the university. addition of trees and walkways and j "The library is already being built There has been some concern, improved access. The fund-raising i vote ahead of schedule," says Millar, and however, about the plans to expand drive, expected to be completed by she hopes the new music building parking along Bricker Street. Some 1987, will raise all the necessary an can be started soon, "if a major departments, including Political funds. The plans call for : Chief Electoral Officer : commitment" is made. Science, Biology, German, and improvement ot the facilities, not There is a need for the Archaeology, have offices and lab expansion of the campus. redevelopments planned. For space in the houses the school owns The emphasis is on "improving example, the library, built in 1965 along the street. The fear is thatthese the quality within the existing space," and expanded in 1971, requires departments will not receive said Weir. Miller takes to the high life Hair Gore r Cut It Out!
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Last Friday saw the introduction of the Miller balloon to the K-W area. Stong winds made it impossible to get the craft in the air. Look for the balloon in the Oktoberfest Parade. i T 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 comment the CORD weekly Thursday, September 29, 1983 Food for Volume 24, Number 4
Jackie Kaiser thought Editor Chuck Kirkharn A very wonderful time it is when the leaves News Editor begin to turn to shades of red and gold. Hooray for the wonderful chill in the air — the Karen Thorpe brisk winds, the sleet and hail! The stuff that Entertainment Editor dreams are made 0f... Well, okay, maybe not dreams. More like Theresa Kelly visions. You know, of sugar-plums...the kind Sports Editor that bop around in your head. So maybe the wintery weather we've been having lately is less than spectacular. But at Ruth Demeter least now we can start to put our clothes Copy Editor back on. Ah, yes — we are free once more. Free to eat, and eat, and eat...without feeling Michaela Reicht guilty. Production Manager Spring and summer are seasons spent in paranoia for many of us. They signal that Adriaan Demmers we've got to start thinking about baring our Basil Healey less-than-perfect limbs and exposing the flesh Production Assistants that has grown flabby and pale in the winter months. Karim Virani It can all be quite traumatic, really. Every Photo Manager mouthful we consume in the summertime seems to be instantly transformed to fat on Rod McNaughton our almost-bare bodies. Picture yourself at Photo Technician poolside, clad only in a skinny little swimsuit. Can you honestly say that you could enjoy a Paul Gomme full-course Italian meal with the same intensity Graphic Arts Technician as if you were wearing a baggy pair of jeans and a comfortable old sweatshirt? Amanda BramaD Ah, yes. Gone—if just temporarily—are the Circulation & Filing Manager miserable days ofweighingyourself after every letters morsel, of inspecting yourself before a mirror Miles Chesher to see just where the extra ounce seems to Advertising Manager have settled. contrary what I got was a tale of big, bad Chuck Happily, fall and winter were designed for being "sucked in" by his weakling, female Bevßiglow the large amounts of food consumption of Defence of hunting neighbour to do a task he could have refused, a Head Typesetter and drink. Layers of fat will be soon be short piece on the discomforts of jock itch, and magically concealed beneath layers of an enlightening expose of Chuck's desire to Francine Clohosey clothing. What bliss! No more do we have to My response to the articlethat appeared in the WL(J wear a sock on his head. (I'll bet he's a real Wendy Chapelle suffer through summer "meals" that feature Cord on September 15 entitled "Captivity Liz that the article splash at parties!) Young 23 varieties of salad. 'Twill soon be time killing whales" was was Typesetters again for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New narrowminded. Please, don't misconstrue the intention of my that designed to handle Ms. Editor, what qualifies Wendy Cummings They Year's dinners are first few comments. I'm not out for war. The Cord Weekly is published heavy-duty appetities. And think of the to acerbate the supposed righteous assertations were intended as constructive criticisms of weekly during the fall and winter multitide of rich desserts and pastries that are of the Greenpeace movement? Chuck's example of "maleness". It seems to me academic terms. Editorial to I am a licenced hunter in Ontario. In Ontario, sure f0110w... Billie Jean King could present better views on opinions are independent of the anyone who chooses to pursue hunting must Jackie Kaiser what it's like to be a man than did Chuck University, WLUSU, and Student obtain both an annual Licence to Resident's Mary Reconskie Publications. The is a Firearms Acquisition Cord hunt and a Certificate. member the licences by the Ministry of of Canadian These are issued University Press news Natural Resourses and the Police Department cooperative. Eight-month, 24- after the applicant has passed both written and issue subscription rates are practical government licencing exams totally Sex vs. free will letters $12.00 for addresses within endorsed and sponsored the Federation of by Canada and $15.00 for the Anglers and Hunters. Kaiser's article "Abortion ban no in Jackie United States and Europe. As a hunter in Ontario one has to acquire the answer," her account of this controversy knowledge of concepts of effective and presented interesting, albeit somewhat Sick of Tatham controlled hunting and conservation. Today the biased, views on abortion. I agree with Jackie the Editor be movement, like other that we must turn to "the root of the Letters to should Greenpeace so many handed to the Are these people and educate the public about typed and in — movements, is ever increasing. problem" I'll tell you what's up my stomach, ever Cord Editor prior to Monday qualified and knowledgeable of the cause or are 'responsible sex." Why not start in our own since reading Chuck Tatham's last two community? I am referring to the cases of noon. All letters must bear the they simply in search of a cause? compositions in The Cord. Just as you feel unwanted pregnancies among Laurier author's full name and compelled to refute what, in you opinion, is Cam Galbraith students. telephone number. The Cord drivel, so too am I driven by the same urge. This is no longer the "me" generation, for reserves the right to refuse any In your column of September 15,you draw "we" must turn our thoughts to humankind. submission which it considers attention to what you see as the current We cannot allow ourselves to be seduced racist, sexist, or libellous in tendency of female writers to produce anti- Tatham irrelevant into believing that abortion is not murder. nature. All letters are subject to male propoganda. I am deeply concerned Yes, we do have the rest of our lives to be editing for length. The Cord but I that this trend should upset you, may Dear editor: conservative, but this is not a plausible welcomes all comments, anti-female has remind you that sentiment It was not Chuck Tatham's invitation (re: reason to influence us to give in to the and suggestions from Remember, criticisms been around much longer. we What's Up Chuck?," September 15) to WL(J pressures we encounter each day. We do not its readers. don't have souls and couldn't possibly know females to defend the champions of have to conform to general expectancies what to do with a vote if we had one. womanhood that spurred me to respond with a such as "Hello university, farewell virginity." As for extolling the merits of the female letter. I'm sure Chuck and all the other little boys We must recognize that there is only one National Advertising for The sex, I think only one thing needs to be said. It on campus who were sucked, pampered and method of birth control that is 100 per cent Cord is provided by Campus is an established fact within the world of overindulged by Mummy (not to mention effective — it is called abstinence. There is a Plus, 124 Merton Street, 3rd medicine that the female state is the natural girlfriends) are well aware of some of the more possibility of fulfilling our potentials and Floor, Toronto, Ontario M4S one for the human body. In order to become apparent virtues of women. denying the increasing tendency towards 2Z2. For local advertising, call male, the fetus must go against everything The fact is, Chuck, the whole issue has been instant gratification. (519) 884-2990 or (519) 884- that nature has dictated up until that time. burnt to a crisp in recent years. Why bother Sex is a healthy instinct, and through the 2991. has been so foolhardy as to Because your sex attempting to rekindle an old flame that has use of our free will, we must employ our one Nature, put over on Mother this may sparked countless petty arguments between the insight and understanding to direct it towards The Cord offices are located on the gross discrepancies in the its most explain sexes for years? The exchange of antagonistic meaningful and rewarding the 2nd floor of the Student levels of males and females. As build we intellectual rhetoric should be replaced by meaningful fulfillment. we new relationships, Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier While 1 eagerly await the day when equal pay owe it to ourselves and our future to and cooperation aimed at improving University. finally becomes a reality, you are busy dialogue recognize that a genuine love relationship role in society. discussing the washroom, habits of women women's subordinate takes time to develop. If Chuck's intention was to provoke a 'war of Typeset by Student and arguing the merits of boxer shorts over We do have a responsibility to educate the words' Cord readers, than why wasn't Publications, W.L.U., and printed briefs. Scintillating stuff, Chuck. from young, but perhaps once we do something something and introduced? Lord at Fairway Press, Kitchener. Just a final note to set the record straight. fresh novel about ourselves and our own generation, When we burst into wild and spontaneous knows the Laurier environment needs it! Some then our case will prove With effective. by Student applause in the washroom, the reason for it interesting insight or point of view of a current, optimism and determination, we will make Copyright 1983 unusually quick finish on the part RELEVANT social or political cause would have important decisions based on mutual Publications, Wilfrid Laurier is not an Ontario, our number. It is because Chuck been much more stimulating. respect and responsibility. Truly, to know University, Waterloo, of one of of this was finally able to locate "the man of the Herein lies the purpose of my response. 1 freedom is to exercise control offree will, and N2L 3C5. No part
— reprinted hour" in his jockey shorts. Sorry, Chuck thought 1 was in for the lesson of my life when 1 with renewed courage we will effectuate our publication may be about the the editor. we see all, too. read "I'm going to tell you qualities of beliefs. without permission of men..." in Tatham's article. But quite to the Lisa Schildroth C. R. Lang THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 7 comment Library accessibility Handicapped left out Chuck's Ground by Blaine Connolly "You need a $1000 tape deck in the Turret like you need a It is a comforting thought that universities are still more importance than simply obtaining it. The Ferrari for a delivery van." This was the first comment that former considered by some to be the inroads to the future administration will be judged by the students (as SAMboard director Craig Simpson had when informed of
— those places where tomorrow's horizons are well as by those individuals and businesses who SAMboard's latest venture. often realized today. If this can be attributed as one donated funds) on how efficiently it is distributed. There is a story in this week's Cord about the controversy that facet of post-secondary education, where does Would it not be cost efficient to improve the arose over the OMB's decision to buy a $1000 tapedeck. The OMB Wilfrid Laurier University stand? facilities of the library while it is still under okayed the purchase of this tapedeck without first getting Presently, we are all witnessing the erection of construction? Financial restrictions cannot be a permission from the Board of Directors. This was legal. There was two additional floors to the existing library structure. limiting factor; we have a healthy Development some concern for a while that the Board would not ratify this One floor will be used for library purposes and the Fund, the university is running in the black, and last decision. It seemed the Board thought it was too much to pay for a other has been designated for administrative use. year it once again showed a strong profit (any profit tape deck. If the Board did not ratify the decision the OMB would Vast sums of money ($1,623,000) are being spent is strong for a university). have been forced to hand in their resignations, effective to improve the facilities of this building; of that we When the university administration went to the immediately. must be grateful. community for financial assistance, it claimed to be All worked out fine, however; the decision was ratified and There are among us, however, those who for at a disadvantage. Large sums of money were everyone lived happily ever after. Except for this writer, who is barely whatever administrative condescension may have required to initiate desperately-needed expansion getting by on OSAP. been applied, have been left out in the cold once programs. How is it possible that the administration "And another thing," continued Simpson. "Alpine stereos are again. Not one penny of this money is being used can call on public support due to the financial overrated and not very good for disc jockey work." to improve access to our library by the inability of the university, and then refuse to assist These facts may be of interest to the Board members who were handicapped. the physically disadvantaged within their own assured by Kevin Dryden that the $1,000 deck was the only one There were several articles in The Cord campus? The very logic used to collect donations that OMB and SAMboard could survive with. A couple of Directors throughout last year (including letters to the editor) was disregarded when the time came to distribute were trying to get Dryden to try for a cheaper deck. Dryden replied which brought attention to the lack of access the funds. The Year of the Disabled not that far is reply better. He said, and I facilities within our institution. Since that time, behind us, but it appears the with a firm "no." In fact, Dryden's was even university look at pricetags." ramps have been installed throughout the hallways administration has dismissed it as "history." quote, "when we go shopping, we don't as well as outside of Health Services. Within this Universities are the leaders of society, providing *■ construction there is, 1 feel, an important point guidance to the future by setting examples for But let's not just look at Dryden's role in this mess; let's look at which is sometimes missed. Every ramp built for others to follow; these include research and the whole OMB. True, they are allowed to spend $1000 without use by the handicapped has been bought and paid development, issues and social questions. One of going to the Board, but why spend it on a tape deck? Is that the for through the provincial BILD campaign. The the questions asked today involves the level of most pressing matter on their minds? I hope not. Mention has university administration has yet to spend any of its equality of opportunity offered to the handicapped been made that they had to purchase the deck by a deadline or no own resources for the handicapped at Laurier. within our society. If we are all judged by our deal. Good enough. That brings us to this year's SAMboard Outside monies have been required before any actions, rather than by mere words, how would our director, Mike O'Brien. assistance has been offered. own WLCI administration stack up to its commitment? O'Brien must have put a lot of work into looking for this deck; The Development fund has $4.2 million at this More importantly, will they correct their own he had to go all the way to Chatham to find the proper equipment. point. How one uses these monies, however, is of oversight? Yep, all the way to his home town. Comparison shopping at its finest. Ralph Nader would be proud.
This deck is an Alpine 85. The deck was bought through a shop in Chatham, who had to order it through Alpine in the States. According to O'Brien "very few of them (tapedecks) were made." Now could someone please tell me why we need something like this? What's the sense? Nothing is made , perfect and SAMboard equipment has a history of breaking down — what can you do with a broken down tapedeck that takes over three weeks even to get it? Not very practical, not even for $1,000. More than one board member questioned the price and suggested they look for a cheaper deck. Admirably, Dryden stuck by the decision of his "expert", O'Brien. By now it must be obvious that one man's expert is another man's...
The deck was bought to improve the sound in the Turret as well as in Wilf s. General consensus about the sound problem in Wilf s (did you know that there was one?) is that the ceiling speakers they use are inadequate. This theory is backed up by not one but two former SAMboard directors. True, money has to be spent to improve the Turret. Down the road at Waterloo they are spending about $1 million on a new Pub. The Turret will die a quick and painful death if nothing is done to help it. Two final suggestions. First, OMB should spend our money more carefully. I realize they may have a lot of cash, but still, a $1 ,000 tape deck is not necessarily an important expense. Second, they should spend money on the Turret. In the last two years the Board of Directors has spent over $13,000 on the sound system alone: time to Letters to the Editor... hit another area. Then maybe the Turret won't be referred to as having "a hockey arena atmosphere." All letters to the editor must be typed and double spaced. All letters must include name and phone number. Chuck Kirkham All letters must be handed into the Cord by Monday at noon. What's up Chuck? by Chuck Tatham 1 must be getting old. I keep thinking how interesting life nearest available shelf. She always wondered where the rather have had Ray Charles style my coiffure than my over- was when I was little. Not that life is dull now, but you have vegetables were when we got to the checkout. zealous dad, a man who got a charge out of sending his to admit that the experiences of a seven-year-old are a little We used to watch Dodo and Gumby on TV, but my kid to school wearing a toque in June. Everybody seemed less predictable than those of a university student. Every favourite was old Big Al. For those of you who were to think that my shaved-up noggin was cute, but 1 thought I day was a new adventure. unfortunate enough not to get Big Al on CKCO, he was a looked like a prisoner of war. For one thing, women never entered the picture. I never cranky old guy that put on a cowboy outfit and showed Mom was in charge of clothing. If it fit, and it didn't have met a girl who liked Hot Wheels and I never will. Some girls cartoons at lunchtime. He also had stupid birthday pictures any holes, little Charlie wore it to Empire Public School. liked playing with G1 Joe, but they always wanted to dress of kids in wading pools, and he'd always read letters that Under these criteria I could have worn a potato sack, and I him up and get him to hang around with Barbie. I just said things like "If you look in the dryer Johnny, you'll find probably did. My hand-me-downs looked as if Quasimoto wanted to throw him off the top of the house. 1 really got a big surprise." Supposedly, there'd be a big birthday gift in had outgrown them. Plastic bowties for church were yelled at when 1 threw Johnny West and his red jeep down the dryer, but I think the little Johnnys of the world got the mandatory. Blazers with ridiculous crests haunt me in the stairs. It looked just like a real crash when it hit the royal shaft. The damn dryer was probably empty. photographs to this day. Gross Oxford shoes were bottom, but my parents weren't as amused as 1 was. I'll never forget my sixth birthday. My mom wanted to surgically attached to my feet at birth. I was not a pretty Strange how little things bother adults. have an official party for me, and she said that I could give sight. I used to collect hockey cards, and hockey marbles out invitations to ten of my friends. 1 gave the invites out, and Needless to say, my childhood, like yours, was quite of Honey Comb, and hockey- stickers from Esso, and when word got out that I was holding a shindig, kids started eventful. My mom and dad will assuredly get their hands on everything else that had anything to do with hockey. I used asking me if they could come to the party. I didn't want to this column, so 1 have to say that my childhood was to go shopping with my mom and actually open the box of seem inhospitable, so I told them that they could come. As undoubtedly the greatest one any kid could ever have. So Honey Comb as I sat in the shopping cart, ! was so eager it turned out, about sixty little idiots showed up for my don't worry. to get that bloody hockey marble. That's what happens party. I wasn't inhospitable, but 1 almost wound up in Still, I'd like to find a girl who likes Hot Wheels. If you 112i112 when you "leave child unattended in cart "! Mom used to hospital. the bill, come up to the Cord office and we'll have a chat throw celery and brussel sprouts into the cart, and when When it came to fashion, Dad was in charge of all about it over a mug of Ovaltine and some reruns of the
» .. . . . this Dad not ia my.wiJJ...... , reason,. is , -she turned-her back 1 used to launch the stuff onto the haircuts..For I would Jetsons . 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 news
Chancellor Hon. John Black Aird WLCI Structure Guide President "4"Weir John L , , , , , „ . and .1 „ Vice President-Administration Finance Vice President-Academic Peter Venton Russell Muncaster
Director of University Development & Alumni Director of Internal Relations Affairs Arthur Stephen Mar/orie Millar 1 1 1 Manager of Placement & informationI Officers Publications Manager Career Services Richard Taylor Barry Lyon Jan Basso Debbie Lou Ludolph 1 I I I & I I Faculty Dean of Director of Computing 1 Dean of of Arts of Faculty Social Director of Co-operative University Librarian and Science Work Education Archivist Services Dr Shankar Dr H Bezner Dr. A Read ■ Yela/ah Douglas Witmar £ nch pW. Schultz
Dean Faculty Registrar & Co-ordinator Dean of Faculty School of Dean of of Shnn^F^tP^n^ Academic of Business & Economics Graduate Studies of Services Music ContinuinaContinuing Education James W T Wilgar Dr Gordon Green Dr. Alex Murray Dr. Andrew Berczi Dr. Fred Little
! 1 1 & ctor I & Director of Physical Plant Comptroller Director of Personnel Dl th,etics r£Physical0,^ & Planninq Gary Lambert Adminstrative Services Education C Knight Wesley Robinson EW. Rayner David
Director of Audio Visual Dean of Associate Registrar, Records Services Fred L Nichols Heiene E Forier William E. Nassau —— • | | Mailroom-Pnntshop Officer Security Chief Manager of Purchasing Food Services Manager Bookstore Manager Personnel ' Services Mildred Reiner Paul Fischer Manager Cher Koch John Baal Robert Reichard Murray Corman | | Counselling Director of Student WLUSU Business Director ot Health Services Director ol Housing & Director of Awards Manager James H,cks. m d Da'Jfog'ie This is a revised version of the WLU Structure Guide included in the 1983 I W'LU-er Student Information Handbook put together by Student Publications. ... , I ...... Head Nurse » , , Donna Teigen Housing officer As far as we can tell, this version is both correct and accurate as a depiction of the basic structure of this university. Suggestions for further improvements are welcome.
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By Adriaan Demmers Profs and students discuss photos by Paul Gomme implications of Korean Air Crisis
by David Black and content indicated, pressing implications. There lies, amidst the KGB innuendo, the Aeroflot Agent Orange is a chemical defoliage agent containing trace In our world of sensory overkill and protective boycott and the cancellation of the Moscow Circus, amounts of dioxin, which is linked with cancer and birth defects. hardening of heart and focus, it's not surprising that the grounds for a military reinforcement, a collective Are you aware of the controversial use of Agent Orange in Mova it's taken so long to truly reveal our saddening state. and reactive baring of teeth. With the destruction of Scotia? What are your views on using it at "safe" levels? On September 23, in the first of a series of Friday Flight 007 comes the likely deployment of the MX, forums presented by the Political Science Pershing and Cruise missiles, and thus the dissipation Association, approximately 50 concerned students of arms control hopes. Aside from providing a gathered in the Peters Building undergraduate lounge springboard for assorted White House hawks, it to engage in discussion on "International Implications ironically may provide impetus for President Reagan's of the Korean Air Crisis." reelection. And indeed, what's to become of us next? In the opinions that ensued, provided by Dr. John Redekop and Dr. Barry Kay, the spectre of our shortsightedness, marked by startling diplomatic, ...one man's "global revulsion" is technological and psychological dimensions, made another's "Unfortunate accident"... itself known. The particulars are thus: A Seoul-bound Korean Airlines Boeing 747, flight 007, a was destroyed by A majority of U.S. citizens polled recently felt that the No. Are you sure it's at safe levels? Soviet interceptor's heat-seeking missile as the President's reaction just wasn't tough enougn.
Grant — Leone passenger plane was leaving Soviet airspace. Aboard What if and the if s have been rife — what if the 2nd year Business Administration the ill-fated airliner at 3:26 a.m., on that first day of Soviets had been as careless with their nuclear arsenal? What if Japan now decides to enter the arms race, and thus traumatically tip the already
precarious balance of power? And what — in not ...governments convulsed in alarm lightly thinking the unthinkable — what if a professional baseball team or the cast of the "A- Team" had been aboard? Would our reaction have September, were 269 travelers, including ten been all the more vehement? Canadians and one American Congressman, In the poker game that is power politics, where one president of the ultra-rightist John Birch Society. man's "global revulsion" is another's "unfortunate Yes. If it causes defoliation and was With the news of the incident quick-flashing about accident," one considers the player's state of mind. banned by the G.S. then I'm quite the globe, many governments convulsed in alarm, The Soviet Union, ever wary of encirclement and astounded that the Canadian somewhat muted amidst the frenzy of demonstration subterfuge, have revealed in their action a chilling provinces are using it; it's either and the propaganda machines. The Soviet Union, mindset. Intimate with the horrors of war are they. universally harmful or it is not. initially, even balked at acknowledgement of the loss, And yet, in going "by the book," 269 die, victims of Nicoles Nyiri while the White House found cause to transform paranoia and regulatory dogma. Professor, Political Science world outrage into anti-Communist rhetoric, awash in Is such an atrocity to repeat itself, perhaps with Department Cold War allusion. North Americans as the aggressors? In such But there is more than needless and tragic death reflection lies a questioning of our sense of humanity involved in this act, for there are, as the forum's title as a species.
Yes. I don't think they should be using it — they aren't fully aware of the implications of using Agent Orange. Bill Reason 3rd year Honours Psychology with us October 7-15th, 1983 Get your tickets NOW!
Yes. How do they determine what Call 884-0220 level actually is safe? Christine Straus Inquire about Special University Nights 3rd year Honours English
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Quebec students protest law 32 The walkout follows months of preparation by Forde — MONTREAL (CUP) A common front the Association Nationale des Etudiantes du student strike will highlight the seventh Quebec, whose member associations actively anniversary of the Parti Quebecois' lobbied against law 32 before it passed in June. ascension to power. Other groups include a new youth Quebec's largest student organization is organization, composed of 40 associations of urging students to boycott classes and join the young unemployed and employed groups, non- Studio strike on November 15. members ofANEQ and Quebec's student press Anger for law 32, which regulates student association. associations, sparked the protest. But it is further The strike culminates a summer of fueled by the anger of young people in Quebec discontent, when the Parti Quebecois quality over unemployment, welfare conditions, and government was widely denounced for its Best in government education policies. perceived of ignorance young people's needs. Best in service Cruise on down the road OTTAWA (CGP) — When Patrick Chamberlain Ottawa. But I thought if I walked across the gets angry, he walks. country, they might be more disposed to seeing Call us for your graduation pictures I And when the 27-year old philosophy student me," he said. from the University of Victoria thought about When Chamberlain first contemplated Graduate attire supplied | Canadian government plans to test the Cruise walking to Ottawa, he thought the idea was silly. missile, he got very angry. So angry, he walked But he did so much enraged late-night walking from Victoria to Ottawa. in Victoria he decided to string his walks After four months on the road, Chamberlain together into one large journey. arrived in Ottawa Sept. 16. With about two weeks preparation, he left Chamberlain says he undertook the trek as a Victoria May 4, pulling a 180pound car behind COME AND personal crusade. He did not seek much media him all the way. attention, he just wanted to inspire people he He says his commitment to disarmament is met on the road and take his message of peace recent, and admits he is not totally familiar with directly to Canada's leaders. the issues. "But I didn't think it was necessary to COMPARE "People say you're banging your headagainst be an athlete or an expert on the arms race," he a brick wall (when you tackle the disarmament said. issue)," Chamberlain said during an interview in Chamberlain says people often feel a sense of Ottawa. inevitability when they think about the world's "I'm saying there's nothing inevitable about destruction through nuclear war. "It's only 259 King St. W. I our destruction, although there's certainly a high through activity that one finds hope," he says. probability of it." Chamberlain, who plans to return to his (Beside King Centre) Chamberlain has spent the last week seeking studies at OVic in January, says he feels his walk a personal interview with Prime Minister Pierre was a success. Trudeau and the Soviet Ambassador to Canada. "I didn't have any great expectations when I Kitchener I "I signed a petition in Victoria about six left so it turned out better than I expected," he N2G 4L4 I months ago, and realized it would be ignored in said. 745-8637 I scam v * Suits filed in Humber
TORONTO (CUP) — More than 30 Humber after receiving complaints, arrived at a house College students who were defrauded of about with a table and mattress that looked as if they $20,000 in a housing scam are taking civil and had been salvaged from a garbage dump. criminal actions to recover their money. Humber students and staff have rallied to help The students, some from Africa and the the defrauded students. The college has hired Caribbean, paid the first and last month's rent lawyers and will take Selent to small claims court FUTONS ARE HERE! for apartments in six area houses. They were in an attempt to recover the money. told the houses were fully equipped and they The Humber Students' Association has set would live in single or double rooms. aside $1,400 for emergency loans to the When they arrived, after paying $440, they students. The administration has made an found unfurnished rooms occupied by up to undisclosed amount of money available, and Futon: Japanese Contemporary nine other women and men. teachers and administrators have made private The students complained to a Humber donations. Mattress 5% Bonus off College official and police subsequently Some of the students have decided toremain arrested a 39 year old Toronto man, Emest in the houses at the rent theyagreed to pay when Our Introductory Offer Selent, Sept. 16. Selent has been charged with they moved in. The rest have been put up in a with this ad 14 counts of fraud. hotel about two miles from the college. The houses have been rented from six local Students will pay no cost at the hotel until the - Mon. 10 - thru SeP* Fri. 5:30 landlords for $700 a month. Rooms in the end of September, after which they will be
- Single $119 Sat. 10 5 houses were then rented to the students for allowed to stay at the same rent they would have $139 Double $220. paid in the houses, said Humber Vice-president Queen $149 The students said on one occasion Selent, Jim Davison.
Gangs threaten foreign students students of the existence of the protection WINDSOR (C(JP) — Criminal gangs are using rackets. the threat of violence to extort money from Pat urged foreign students receiving threats foreign students at Ontario universities and from gangs to contact police. Visa students have colleges, a police investigator said hererecently. the same right to police protection as Canadian George Crowley of the Metropolitan Toronto citizens and landed immigrants, he said. police said the criminal gangs, known as Ken Long, University of Windor dean of "Triads," and their victims are mainly from Hong students, said the Triads are "a threat to the Kong. The gangs threaten visa students and university environment." Fear of extortion could often their families in Canada or China with drive a student away from school, Long said. violence if they do not pay "protection" money. Crowley said courts in Windsor and Toronto Crowley and Yau Pat, another member of the are currently hearing cases arising from charges Toronto police, were in Windsor to warn of extortion involving visa students and Triads. Queen size shown with optional platform BC forecast: minus 5% increase and • Healthy - Layered 100% cotton out of course selections, classes, institutes
— • (CUP) Rarely does Firm yet soft - Recommended by chiropractors VANCOUVER Canada's out of careers. west coast get cold enough for a fourth-year computer science course • general A - Versatile Folds into - Day Couch Stores in Closet freeze. rejected 51 students with marks below 65 per • Crafted on Premises in Traditional Fashion But this fall B.C. can feel Canadian. * cent About one-third to one-half ofall applicants A high pressure front has blown in from to the department were turned away, said James UPTOWN WATERLOO Victoria and the province's post-secondary Varah, acting computer science departmen
— education system doesn't know how it will head. --? futon shop weather the storm. At least the same number were turned away I"" 1 the 1 NATURAL SLEEP CENTRE No details are available but the government before they even applied, he said. S1 an ""'7 THE ERB CENTRE, 55 ERB ST. E . forecasts a "minus five per cent increase" in Meanwhile, the province's colleges WATERLOO, ONT. according CEnthe 51 ■ s,r' operating grants for 1984—85. institutes are filled to capactiy, [^=] This year, frozen provincial have forced administrators. . g funds sc'®" (519) 886-3430 a hiring freeze at the University of B.C. to cope And students in commerce, arts and 3 or with a predicted $4 million deficit. are sitting in classroom aisles because
— ÜBC students are also getting frozen frozen total hiring freeze. _____ THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 11
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* | Theses, Termpapers, Typing | Charlene Hughes is a second-year student at WLXJ majoring in Psychology and minoring in *Resumes. Covering letters, Mailing lists Economics. Char sees WLUSU as "an organization that should work for students in any facet they can." She believes that a major role of WLCISU is "to make university life more pleasant and bearable" for students. Char feels that the Student (Jnion would be best to "keep on top of things and deal with issues MIKADO Foods as they come." She said she is pleased that students will be getting reduced-rate bus passes in Fresh Ocean Fish Fresh Fish'n Chips January, and noted that one of the board's future Japanese Grocery projects is a housing survey. According to Charlene, since all students are Fish n' Chips Sushi required to pay student activity fees, "it's a good idea to have some free concerts, and there should Tcmpra Shrimp with Rice & Tempra Sauce be more." Char has been involved in Tamiae in both of her
- two years at WLG. Last year she was a first-year class Mon Thurs 11:00 a.m. - 11:00 p.m.
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and helped organize both first-year Biz Bashes. This Sunday 11:30 a.m. - 10:00 p.m. Char Hughes year she is a second-year Tamiae rep. 31 University Ave. East Teny Pursell is in her third year atWLG majoring Waterloo in Honours Archeology with a concentration in 886-0671 Prehistoric Studies. Terry sees WLGSG's primary function as keeping King St. N. the students together as a body without distinctions between on-campus and off-campus students. She ■ believes that students should be involved in Reglna University Ave. w. WLGSG activities since "they'll be here for three or four years." This election marks Terry's first involvement with WLGSG. When she found out over the summer that one of the Directors elected last year had been admitted to law school, she decided to run for the vacant position. Terry feels that her involvement in WLGSG will help her get involved and meet more people at WLG. Terry was the secretary ofthe Anthropology Club in her second year, and is currently a member of the club. Terry added that "I'm not afraid to speak my mind...or to represent other people's ideas and my own feelings. I will definitely represent the general Terry Pursell sentiment of the student body."
Brian Thompson is a first-year Business and «yjp History student at WLU. Brian believes that it is the responsibility of WLCISG "to set high standards in government to help give more services to students." He added that if students are apathetic or uninterested it is up to Si- \ HGS
the Student Gnion "to make them interested." *»*«*•» > i|p| ; Noting that there seems to be a great apathy towards school events among students in residence, Brian wants "basically to get more of the first-year students and Arts students involved." His interest in the Board of Directors stems from his ~ •>>; - <■i;' I desire "to represent first-year students asa first-year student." Brian is interested in the area of fund allocation within WLUSCI; "I'd like to know where and how Jack Dame! Distillery Named a National Historic Place by the United States Government money is alloted." AT An active political involvement with the Young THE JACK DANIEL DISTILLERY, you Progressive Conservatives (YPCs) keeps Brian can taste for yourself why our whiskey is so busy. He is currently the vice president in charge of social activities for the Kitchener branch of the uncommonly smooth. YPCs, and is involved in fund-raising events. Brian is Brian Thompson also a member of the WLCJ PC Club.
Helen Turner is a third-year Arts student at Laurier majoring in History and Sociology. Helen sees WLGSG as a "liaison between students and academic faculties." Part of her reason for getting involved in WLGSG is her interest in making students more aware of WLGSG services. ' 'A lot of people don't know what's up here. They don't realize that there's someone in WLGSG who can help with student problems." Increased awareness of and participation in ■■'• bp I■, WLGSG are goals that Helen would like to see met • n-f un At Jack Daniel in the coming year. She believes that this end will be Distillery, we've used this reached with strengthened publicity efforts. iron-free Helen has been active in WLGSG in her past two water since our founder setded here years at Laurier. A Head Icebreaker during in 1866. Once you try our whiskey, Orientation Week earlier this month, Helen has also been involved in Winter Carnival events. In her first we believe, you'll know why we year she organized the Powderpuff Football I tournament that takes place during Winter Carnival each year. Last year she helped with the artwork and decorations for Winter Carnival. Helen added that she decided to run for Arts Director when she made the decision to graduate at a Helen Turner 1914 1905 1904 198? IK? the end of this year, and indicated that she has II you d like a booklet aboul Jack Daniel s Whiskey, write us a leller here in Lynchburg. Tennessee 37352. USA always enjoyed participating in school affairs. 12 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 etcetera classifieds to be... to be... Sale Business (poor Anthony!). We Holy Communion For Thursday, September 29 is celebrated at Car for sale or lease. '81 Chevette remembered! See you at Nuts and Tuesday, October 4 10:00 p.m. in the Keffer Chapel $4440, Bolts. Ruth and Amanda. Waterloo Scooter for sale at or to lease Music at Noon presents Elsbeth ELECTION ARTS Lutheran Seminary, WL(j' $202.23. FOR one year Call 743-2494 Heim from Switzerland on the DIRECTOR! Sponsored by the Lutheran Campus To the William St. Peeping Chucks piano If between 6-7 p.m.. at 12:00 noon in the WLU theatre. Ministry. you enjoy singing, come (and roomies). We can see you too! For Arts Students Only: Information at The Laurier Catholic will 9:30 p.m. and sing your heart out' Movie When's dinner? The girls with your Community session on "Effective Listening" to Tea and 10,000 Different Original meet tonight at 7:00 p.m. in the donuts at Chaplain Bosch's Catalogue only $2.00. been stein. be held from 11:30 p.m. to 12:30 following. Posters. Student Services Lounge. Come Mnemonics Ltd., Dept. "T\ n0.9, p.m. in Alumni Hall. For Music Students meet new friends. Time Management Program to be Only: 3600 21st Street N.E., Calgary, Dear Erb Street Guys. Don't call the Session on "The Gays of WLCI coffee-house. Room 4- held 1-2 in room 4-305, CTB. Pitfalls of Alberta, T2E 6V6. Police. Wait for clues. Signed The p.m. Performance." To be 301 (History Lounge), CTB, 8-11 Reading Skills Program to be held held from Body Snatchers. 12:30p.m. to 1:30 p.m. from p.m. in room p.m. in room 133 Stereo for sale. Harman Kardon 330 3-4 4-209, CTB. McDonald Hall. Connoisseur turntable and Thanks to all who made the "Wild Come and study the Bible with us receiver, Friday, - The first of an eight September 30 every Tuesday at 2:30 p.m. at the part evening Rogers speakers LS-3/SA. Asking Women of Weberville" house- concert series will be launched warming party a Come retreat with us at Camp Lutheran Student House, 177 this $800 or best offer. Call 743-2494 sucess. D.L.S.S.S.. Albert Wednesday by the music Edgewood beginning at 4 p.m. (comer of Seagram Dr.). faculty of between 6-7 p.m.. WLU. Featured will be for Friday until 8 p.m. Saturday. Retreat Placement and Career Services well-known Bert. Thanks the drink Keep faculty members who — may not be smiling — all will work out with the theme: "Basic Human heeds." Call presents J. Walter Thompson Ltd. Two one-way plane tickets to heard often because of wife! Luv, "One of the Boys." 888-6979 or 888-7786 for details. a Company Information Session in their Calgary. Valid until May 1984. teaching commitments. The $250.00 negotiable. Brent 743-9474. Sponsored by the Lutheran Campus the Paul Martin Centre from 4:00 Miscellaneous Ministry. p.m. to 5:30 p.m.. Students opening concert in the Theatre Auditorium at 8 p.m. will be Ralph 26 Open House at the Mew Age Mountain Climbing Anyone? For 20 interested in the advertising field are Garage Sale. Household, Elsaesser, pianist. Kitchener. Sat. School. For information on classes years now, at the height of the" encouraged to attend. Tickets are $4.00 Pinehurst Crescent, for adults and $3.00 Oct. 9a.m. to 5p.m.. Dishes, in Yoga, Meditation, Holistic Health, autumn colours, about 1,000 Wine and Cheese Party from 4:30 for students and Ist. seniors. A household articles, peg-pool table, Astrology, Dream Analysis, New campus students from universities p.m. to 6:30 p.m. in the Alumni Hall. series ticket may be purchased before the first fireplace accessories, lawn Humanity teachings and Aura in Ontario and Quebec have spent a Put on by SOCAN, the Sociology/ concert for games, $25.00 or $15.00 for mower and much more. Reading. Saturday Oct. 1 st from 14 weekend climbing Mount Orford and Anthropology Club. Everyone students and p.m.. 14A Charles St. W., Kitchener. walking in pilgrimage to the welcome. Members free, non- seniors. Those hilarious Wanted 744-5451. Benedictine Abbey at St. Benoit du members $2.00. Yuk-Yuk's are back! Lac. A bus of students from Waterloo Be there at the Turret for 2 hours of Dave Kopac played great football, and London will leave early Friday breathtaking comedy. Doors open Companion for recently October 8:00 Female Michelangelo sculpted "David", and evening and return Sunday evening. Wednesday, 5 p.m., show begins 9:00 p.m.. divorced Must love Tickets $3.00 goldfish. Tchaikovsky wrote symphonies. But For more information call Kathy Placement and Career Services for ,WLG students, gardening, dancing, and goldfish $3.50 for non-WLG students. don't panic! You don't have to be Zettel at 884-1970 ext. 2240 or 888- presents the McGraw Supply Ltd. — bowling. Phone 884-3349 and ask famous to be gay. Weekly gay coffee- 7341. a Company Information Session in for Doug's fish. houses at the Laurier and Waterloo. the Paul Martin Centre from 6:30 Thursday, October 6 Phone G.L.O.W. at for Sunday, October 2 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.. McGraw is a drinking companions for the 8844569 leader Male info.. in the Canadian medical dental For Women only: Information "A 2 Angels", Conrad Hall. Respond A joyful celebration of Holy session on "Self Esteem and Self- after 7:00 Communion in the Keffer Chapel, supply industry. An audio-visual in person any day p.m., Classified ads for The Cord are Confidence" to be held from 11 ;30 Saturday. WLU at 11 a.m. every Sunday in the presentation will be followed by especially Thursday to available for 5C per word. bangers and beer. p.m. to 12:30 p.m. in Alumni Hall. WLU school term. Sponsored by the Deadline: Mondays at noon for a for Lutheran Campus Ministry. Help me find name my new Thursday issues. Call 884- He's real butch He- goldfishie! P.S.: a 2990/2991, or drop by the Cord 884-3349, Afternoon excursion to the Elora fish. Call Dougie at any office on the second floor of the time. Gorge with Gays of WLU. Pot-luck „ 5.C1.8. THE supper after. Join us for a relaxed CANADIAN Services wander through the autumn woods. Come to the coffee-house for more Social, Rock-and-roll, and Disco information. CROSSWORD dance lessons commencing ACROSS 11 Open sewer 20 Capable 6 Trudeau's Wednesday, October sth and Friday, schooling Monday, October 3 1 Island, 12 Max Ward, 23 Offer one's October 7th, 7:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.. off N.S. coast e.g. opinion Used the Placement and Career Services 7 Ten lessons; student rate $35.00. A RCMP, to Beer jug 25 Easier moneY presents a Placement Orientation Canadl ens 8 Call Kessler Studio of Dancing, 200 15 Up and down 27 Balsams Sault session from 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. 6 Jokes Mar le King St. East, Kitchener. 894-3494. toy Levesque's 29 „ the Paul Martin for ' in Centre 9 With k down, 16 Water bird addiction 3 graduating students interested in hockey star the Typing 19 Polillcians 30 Please permanent employment oppor- 1 0 Arctlc seek Immensely Puts the Typing service available. words | is 1 and this money away 50 tunities. Lies down 31 . _ „ per minute. Prompt service on all 1/ Canadian : Film Screening of "The Gold Rush" 32 Speck soccer items. 80C a page. Extremely IPPHOTOS c,ub (1925) in room 2E7, CTB, at 7:00 PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED 33 Bird's Accurate! Phone Kim at 884-0978 or : p.m.. No admission charge! home 18 With 26 down Rita 884-0536. CAN BE book about Placement and Career Services DOWN Trudeau presents Johnson Ride Wanted i YOURS! S.C. and Son in 1 What the 21 Scolded the Paul lumberjacks . Martin Centre, 4-5:30 p.m.. 22 Beseech of aid , Ride wanted daily from Guelph to Refreshments will be served. implore Waterloo in the morning and to actors, 2 Toronto _ Calling all stage persons and , . 2k Rescue business , ,
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& vj £< 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO (KING ERB) 885-5840 raj*? THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 13 ENTERTAINMENT Meaning flies above crowd's heads Parachute Club soars
by Ruth Demeter accentuate. For example, male band members aren't in the foreground, The (JW Federation of Students and no one instrument is ever sponsored the Parachute Club at overbearing in the melody of any Ruby's last Thursday night. The band tune (only the sax earned a very short didn't begin their first set until 10:10 solo in one song). This was p.m.; the crowd seemed a little anxious but content to guzzle their beer. As soon as Parachute Club got on stage, people perked up; everyone Their lyrics are generally was out of their seats and crowding political in nature around the stage. There was a good assortment of people in the audience, from punkers and conformists to hippies and profs. It was not apparent in the first few particularly noticeable in the case of minutes that anyone was there out of the keyboards, which were only sheer interest in the group. highlighted in combination with the saxophone, an eery musical effect. Their lyrics are generally political Parachute Club is no easy in nature. It's not hard to see why Lorraine is lead vocal — her voice is listening band smooth, and her range of expression impressive. She also seemed particularly good at keeping the Parachute Club is a band with a lot band together, and expressing the of energy. They're not particularly concern of the lyrics. unique in that, but other factors of When introducing "Are You their makeup are striking. The Hungry?", Segato said it was "for effective use of three drummers was those people we don't know about." a pleasant surprise. One of these, This, coupled with some of the other Margo Davidson, plays sax and songs, such as "Alienation" and bongos and was a particularly "Boy's Club," showed that Parachute valuable asset to the performance. Club is no easy listening band. Four of the seven band members are However, the bunch of boppers and female — Lorraine Segato, lead boozers did not seem at all singer/guitarist; Julie Masi and concerned with what Segato and her Davidson, drummers; and Lauri band members had to say, just what Conger on keyboard. The band they had to play; their message flew photo by Amanda Bramall downplays certain characteristics over the heads of those in In spite of their meaningful lyrics. Parachute Club's message flew over the heads of the crowd that other groups typically attendance. Homecoming brings Tomorrow Box a delight homegrown talent by Mike Strathdee by Bill Anderson Band The Tomorrow also showcased three fine sets Box's tremendous where he plans to have her spend the wife. (The answer? By giving the of vocal popularity cords which resulted in comes largely from the rest of her life. He believes her to be Cooper men exactly what they want, The Grant Murray Band, which some great harmony delightful way in which the work tc play gets incapable of making a decision and of course.) appeared at the Turret last Thursday, compliment their instrumental its message across while a showina feels that she would only make a fuss Mrs. Cooper's life on the farm has was a prime example of how a prowess. slice of rural Ontario life which is so if he discussed the move with her. ill prepared her for relating to her new homegrown boy can make good. It was, however, accurate that the an example of the audience not only When Alice lets her mother-in-law daughter-in-law. (Alice describes her The Laurier grad brought his three- right band in the place. finds it credible, wrong An but also identifies what is happening, Mrs. sister as being an active femanist; ensemble back home to treat a with know piece accoustic-type band such as it. The Tomorrow Box came to Cooper is incredulous. She cannot Mrs. Cooper later asks how the small crowd to some great easy- Murray's was not CIWs really appropriate Humanities Theatre last week believe that her husband would sell 'feminine actress' is doing.) listening music. for a Thursday nigh drunk at the for six performances, two following Never having gone to university, The trio, consisting of two Turret, which resulted in a very successful meagre seasons at the Blyth Mrs. Cooper sees little value in accoustic guitars and an electric crowd of about thirty on hand. The summer festival. school, and cannot understand why bass (with some electric and band The play presents believable guitar seemed oblivious to this fact very Contrasts in morals, social Alice isn't content to be a legal harmonica worked in on occasion), and played hours with only few working their way for a characters secretary instead of foolishly striving performed the music of a wide short breaks, in contrast to through situations highlighting the values and outlooks on life some to enter a man's profession. Her of artists as well of "big name" changing demands and expect- variety as some bands who fee are all dealt with honor at seeing alcohol consumed their own material. compelled to give a packed house ations of relationships in a especially by women, in public, The group played with all of the only about an hour their or, humourous yet sufficiently serious changed of time reveals that she has not enthusiasm of the GW Engineer stage. For their efforts and abilities. fashion. The window which the with the world during her forty-year their home without consulting her. Bands but in their case they The Grant Murray Band deserved c marriage to Jack Cooper. Jack has Her naive faith in her husband is demonstrated musical talent to go much better reception than was, Believable characters shattered when Joe confirms the kept her in an isolated microcosm, a with their spirit. The Grant Murray received. deal, which he euphemistically place where he does all the working their way through describes as a "birthday surprise." planning and decision making for situations Mrs. Cooper's bewilderment her. becomes a perfect vehicle for the Jack Cooper is a redneck as righteous indignation and ambitions ultrachauvinist who sees women audience is giver, on a world in the objects to be used in much the same midst of sudden, rapid change of Lisa, Alice's visiting sister. Lisa is a outspoken manner as farm machinery. His reveals many contrasts — almost Toronto lawyer and an womens' rights advocate. Lisa's attitude towards his wife is best totally opposing sets of morals, summed up by his habit of banging life. suggestion that Mrs. Cooper should social values, and outlooks on incessantly on his cup with a spoon Newlywed Alice, a Toronto-based fight her husband's planned sale of the farm in court sparks a showdown when he wants tea. According to Mrs. law student who is preparing for her Cooper, he talks to the cows more bar exams, moves with her husband which ultimately changes both Mrs. Cooper's life and the belligerenct than he does to her. Joe to Joe's home town of The character of Mrs. Cooper Drummond, arrogance of her husband. a small village near combines the naive innocence of an 3oderich in rural Ontario. Joe has To get an idea of the Coopers' frame of mind, imagine Goderich early Edith Bunker with the forsaken his tenured position as a hardworking, simple approach to professor being reverently referred to as a of agriculture and returned day-to-day life familiar to anyone who home to buy the family farm from his "major urban centre." Alice, a thoroughly citified and lives the farm life. Mrs. Cooper parents, much to his wife's chagrin. experiences an awakening of sorts, a a undomesticated wife is over- Joe's family believes that this is coming of age to a new life at the age splendid idea, except Mrs. Cooper. It whelmed by Mrs. Cooper's non-stop barrage of prying questions and seems that Mr. Cooper has Photo ** Fred Tayto' to be a good continued on page 13 The Grant Murray Band showed their energy and talent purposely overlooked telling his wife suggestions on how 14 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983
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THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING US FOR BEING THE OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER FOR WLU WE WILL BE ON CAMPUS Stratford lives on t WEEKS OF OCT. 31 AND NOV. 7 ! fj^F Special to the Cord SIGN UP SHEETS ARE POSTED IN Nicholas Pennell is great as the One of Shakespeare's most melancholy THE WLUSU OFFICE j % Jacques, whose WsT^ popular comedies is currently constant depression and pessimism ! \ THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING playing at the Festival Theatre in act as a contrast to the happiness of Stratford. - : As You Like It is a love one of the main 1 _ US FOR BEING THE OFFICIAL emotions fh delightful play, complete with the portrayed throughout the play. It is a PHOTOGRAPHER FOR WLU triumphs of love, life, and good over production that features well- evil. The best thing about seeing a choreographed dance sequences BY: Shakespearean comedy is that it is and group singing which provide GRAD PORTRAITS possible to go to the play with little action in crowd scenes. The prior knowledge of the plot and quite wrestling scene in the Duke's Court easily follow the action. appears complicated to act out with UNIVERSITY so many people on stage, but here it is performed flawlessly.
PHOTOGRAPHERS The costumes are quite contemporary in look and are a far cry from the tights that one usually associates with a Shakespearean production. The men are generally in knee-length pants, boots and vest. Some typical players common in comedies are the clowns; Touchstone, known in real life as Lewis Gordon, wears an incredible variety of colors and is delightful in the role. It is an enjoyable play to watch, with humour, song, dance, evil, good and romance—something for everyone. Scene changes are well choreographed so that the action doesn t end abruptly. The music is cm played by the orchestra as extras appear and move the props quickly, "WELCOME The acting is superb with an easily, and with a flair. l| BACK" outstanding performance by As You Like It continues until also plays Mgra*. Coupon Offer Lady Macbeth in October 22. Student matinees are Macbeth); who brings warmth and held throughout the weeks at 2:00 life to the heroine's role. Rosalind p.m.. The price ranges from $5.50 to disguises s herself as a man and $7.50. If you want a really good deal Maxwell is able to play Ganymede take advantage of the two-for-one SAVE l-50 quite convincingly. sale on weeknights. W7 OFF M REG PRICE WHEN YOU BUY OUR DELICIOUS 21% MORE 15 INCH SQUARE PIZZA WITH Entertainment Quiz 1. 3 ITEMS OR MORE What two actors refused their best actor Oscars in the 19705? 2. Where is it bad luck to say "Macbeth"? EAT IN OR TAKE OUT ONLY ONE COUPON PER PIZZA YOUR NUMBER FOR ALL RESTAURANTS IN KITCHENER, 3. What was the secret identity of The Shadow? WATERLOO, GUELPH & CAMBRIDGE 4. What was Kojak's first name? 5. In 1956, Elvis Presley put out his first film. What was it called? 6. Who replaced Fete Best? 7. 658-5111 What film had the incredibly deep plot line of searching for the perfect wave?
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All those who are interested in this Entertainment The newly-formed committee, please feel free to come up and composed of the Director of Committee is talk to the Director of Student Activities for £S^SS&&S\Vci>dercuts Student (chairman), fulltime ATW Activities more details. '^°, programmer, SAMboard Director, Movie Co- ordinator, Band Co-ordinator, Director of || aA ourlocation 4BO "ow s*"'" Promotion, two Board of Directors members, continued from page 13 S 92 King St. S. Waterloo and two residence Dons. ES SP of 60. The process is certainly bittersweet; she snO V TOWARDS This committee will be meeting each week A Wcndcrcut in agreeing with the wishes of to new ideas and plan the must realize that, discuss for over forty years, she has UNTIL NOVEMBER 30, 1983 [pi entertainment for Laurier. When the her family dreams and ambitions. W L3> I Across from committee has come to a concensus as to suppressed her own i/vi W that her husband has Waterloo Square what they would like to have, they letthe Liquor She also understands an individual. Services/Programmer work out the stifled and ignored her as liberating herself from her husband, she FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY arrangements. It is felt that this method of In Wopdcrcuts gains the freedom to follow her dreams and planning activities will give the students a FRIDAY 9 A.M. -8 P.M. honestly. Mrs. Cooper's final honesty with MONDAY TO better chance to get what they want to see. live SATURDAY 8:30 til 4:00 brings the family to a better If you have any creative ideas or know of a herself and respect for each other. PHONE 885-2151 band you would like to see, then come up to understanding the Blyth Theatre (or any other venue in the WLUSCI offices to find out more details as If ! ST. S., the good sense to reprise this 92 KING WATERLOO to how in what goes on at the area) has you can have a say season, all Laurier. production for another by means, \ Once the committee has finished planning see it. entertainment Neufeld exhibit in Concourse Gallery its Museum of the City of New York. by Chuck Tatham forget his Waterloo County roots. prints, each having own Connecticut. Almost Rockwellian in friends and classmates irregularities in variation of colour there are numerous nature, these Mumerous its Because Americana pictures are Thursday September 22 was the were on hand to welcome the and density creating a total effect of copies of each block print, Gallery not unlike the homey Waterloo official opening date of the seventy-four-year-old back to his individual craftsmanship." Blue has prints available for sale. works, except that they are in colour in an Woldemar Neufeld art exhibition North American home, and Mr. Neufeld made a point of saying This is unbelievable opportunity and obviously American, complete the concourse. Needless to say, the Neufeld was visibly moved. However, that, while his technique is German for lovers of truly exceptional art that with star-spangled banner. It would attendance was high and the the focus of the evening was not on expressionism in origin, his subject shouldn't be missed. Prints of the seem that Neufeld has really learned participants enthusiastic. But Laurier sentimentality. Most artlovers matter is not. Optimistic and bright in Waterloo and New York scenes are to love his North American homes students may not fully realize what showed up to see the man's work, his depictions of the Waterloo area, accompanied by more recent works and we are the fortunate ones to reap they have right under their very which is of truly exceptional quality. Neufeld countered the German depicting his present home in the rewards of his artistic hands. noses. Influenced by the German tradition of painting a dark, nihilistic Neufeld, who left his native Russia expressionists, Mr. Neufeld has picture of society. He could have at age 15, is a very special artist. He become internationally renowned for created some disturbing scenes of came to Waterloo and subsequently his expertise in the use of black and his Russian homeland, but, as ventured to fame and fortune in the white block prints. As the handout Neufeld said, he wanted to represent United States, but he is unable to states, "There are no two identical his new Canadian beginning in his work. As Neufeld moved, so did his THE subject matter. On to the Cleveland School of Art he journeyed to improve his technique, and eventually he stopped in New York PIZZA & SUBS City. Utilizing a colour block HOURS: technique, he has captured the
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ss°' 00 b67 fteShoneTouW, LOANS PROGRAM thec3S«^ I Universities Week THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 29, 1983 17 SPORTS Victory puts team in first place Hawks chase away the Blues by Theresa Kelly Randy Rybansky powered his way to The Laurier Hawks have taken the end zone on a 1-yard touchdown to the Hawks lead. over sole possession of first place in give a nine point the OCJAA division by defeating the CI The score was 15—6 at the end of of T Blues 19—7 last Saturday. The the first half. Hawks looked solid on both offence The key to a strong defence is and defence as they handed the being able to play with intensity the Blues their first loss of the season. whole game. The Hawks' defence proved itself as they forced QB It was a satisfying victory for the John Finlayson to throw before he was Hawks as they won at home before a Homecoming weekend crowd of ready. The defence made key plays 2,500. With a 3—o record, the Hawks on second down that forced the have the distinction of being the only Blues to punt the ball. The defence undefeated team in their division. played strong at all positions, by QB, incomplete With only four games left in the sacking the causing passes, and stopping the running the Hawks are now in a season, good for Troop and position for the playoffs. backs little gain. Alex Ostrom particular played The Hawks got on the scoreboard Neil in first when Roy Kurtz kicked a punt in good defensive games for the the end zone for a single point to take Hawks. a 1 — 0 lead. Toronto's only major Roy Kurtz had another fine day error of the game came on a 95-yard both punting and kicking by scoring run by Trevor Miller, the OCIAA's 7 points. He kicked a field goal as well leading rusher. Once -Miller gets loose, it's like chasing a runaway locomotive on foot. Hawk defenders Hawks 19 Blues 7 made diving attempts to catch Miller but were unable to bring the agile as 2 converts and 2 singles. Miller down. Again, it was a game that relied After Miller alluded numerous largely on the running game. But at tackles deep in the Toronto zone, it this point who can argue with was an easy six points for the success? Rybansky rushed for 31 Toronto fullback The convert by yards over 23 carries, including a Chomyc was wide and the Blues led touchdown. Miller and Rybansky for the only time in the game, 6—l. were chosen as the Labatt's players Coach 'Tuffy" Knight said last of the game. week that the key to a Hawk victory The Hawks hit the road forthe next would be to stop Miller. In the first two two games, facing first the York games, Miller rushed for almost 400 Yeomen and then the Western yards. After his long touchdown run, Mustangs. Although, York has won was the stadium quiet. Miller seemed only one game this season, it will not it "unstoppable." After this run, be an easy win for the Hawks. York if the Blues might appeared as defeated Waterloo 29—3 in a very outpower the Hawks by the strength physical game — 'physical' in the running game alone. The of their sense that several Warriors were Hawk defence rose to the occasion injured. Knight said that the team will and held Miller to 58 yards for the rest have to play tough in order to stay of the game. Miller the game healthy for future games. The finished Photo by Paul Gomme with 153yards on 15 carries, and 1 following Saturday the Hawks meet touchdown. Western, so they cannot afford any Hawk defender John Poole attempts to tackle Toronto's Trevor Miller during last Saturday's The Hawks regained the lead after costly injuries in the game against game. The 19-7 win over the Blues puts the Hawks in first place in Ontario and second place a 51-yard run by Paul Nastasiuk York. in Canada. Soccer Hawks slip to second by Dave Bradshaw The word "defeat" most aptJy describes the Mustangs had scored more goals than the whistle at the half. The team showed signs that Although the soccer Hawks played a vastly Hawks, but because throughout the game the it had finally come together; the passing was improved game last Wednesday, they were Western 1 Laurier 0 Mustangs were beating Laurier to the ball 8 crisp, everyone was moving and the play was unable to outplay the keyed-up Western times out of 10. more than enthusiastic. They played like they
— Mustangs and were defeated 1 -0. outcome of this game not because the The game was marked by a noticeable had something to prove — and they did. improvement in the team's unity. Guelph was able to keep the score close Unfortunately, the team was not able to match because of their outstanding goaltending. this improvement in team play with a similar Laurier spent the first half-hour trying toget the display of motivation . ball into the net with no success. Finally in the That the Western goal was scored on a lapse thirty-fourth minute Paul Scholtz, on an by the WLU side was indicative of the pace of excellent cross by Stefan Kerry, ended the the game. On a play which the Hawk defence stalemate with a header to the comer. believed to be offside, they stood still and The Hawks played 65 minutes of superb waited for a whistle. The referee didn't call the soccer. With a one-goal lead they began to play play dead, and on a one-on-one breakaway, the with less intensity in the last part of the game. Mustangs were able to take a 1-0 lead. As a result of the slower pace of the game, the Hawk goaltender Eymbert Vaandering had Gryphons were able to get back in the game made an excellent stop just prior to the goal. and score the tying goal. Once the game was Because the Hawk defence was expecting a tied, the Hawks' play was revived asthey fought whistle, they were not defending the Hawk goal back, desperate for the win. The Gryphon and Vaandering had little chance to keep the goalie simply could not be beat and the Hawks Mustangs offthe scoreboard. That goal proved had to settle for the tie. the difference and gave the Mustangs the win. The soccer Hawks have been accused of not being motivated enough to win soccer games, for they appear to have problems playing with intensity for 90 minutes. Perhaps a hundred screaming supporters could drive this team to Laurier 1 Guelph 1 new heights. The next home game is October 6 as the Hawks once again meet the Guelph Gryphons. The game will be held at Centennial The soccer team travelled to Guelph last Stadium in Kitchener at 7:00 p.m.. Theteam is Saturday to play the Gryphons, with hopes of currently tied for second place in the OtIAA using the experience at Western to their west division. Let's show the team the support advantage. The game was the most promising they deserve. photo by Dave Bradshaw display of team ability this year although it The Hawks will be without Mike King for the Hawk goalie Steve "Hollywood" Webb makes a diving catch. ended as a 1-1 tie. The game got off to a quick rest of the season. King suffered a broken leg start as the Hawks kept hustling until the and will have to wear a cast until December. sports I Any performer interested I j in playing I Rugby Hawks grounded by Andy McMurry similiar to Waterloo's), they became less There were some big men down the rugby formidable. field, How big? Very big. Look in Webster's Nevertheless, the Hawks came out under big strong and you'll see a picture of those Early into the match, Laurier pushed the bali \ ! guys. Surprisingly enough, they were only into the Waterloo goal area from a Waterloo's second team forwards. set-scrum EASY LISTENING and Art Couperus downed it for a try. The But Laurier had Wilfrid some muscle of conversion attempt was wide but the Hawks their own. In fact, Laurier forwards appeared were ahead 4—o. have | to the edge. Unfortunately, the Waterloo Waterloo came back with a 50-yard MUSIC backs were overwhelming and took penalty kick and a try to go ahead 7—4. advantage After of their counterparts' missing the conversion and several inexperience with adept passing and timely penalty kicks, Waterloo still managed to go into kicking. Final score: Waterloo clubside 52, halftime with a 14—4 lead. Laurier 4. clubside The second half saw Laurier hit two Then came the highlight of Saturday more penalty kicks but Waterloo scored three afternoon's rugby — Laurier's best against more trys and eventually won 28—10. Waterloo's best in the varsity game. And the While not a blow-out, the score was Wilfrid team looked good. Laurier Decked indicative of the relative strengths of the at out in new two their white jerseys and black sides and Coach Peter Muirhead knows what Canterbury shorts, the Golden Hawks aspects of the gameLaurier has to work on to seemed formidable. But when they had to Wilf's change the clubside be more competitive in future games. into team's game shirts Next week: Laurier at Brock. I I (because the white uniforms were too 1983 an encore season? i please contact Hockey camp opens by John "Sandy" Sanderson Levesque has also returned but at present is I am sure most of you are wondering, as suffering from mono. As he is onlyregistered WLUSU many others have been asking, "How does part-time, Levesque is ineligible for varsity the hockey team look this year?" It is a competition. question that cannot be easily answered. Left winger Paul Roantree and centreTodd ! or The 83/84 season looks promising for the Stark, who finished second and third I Hawks. First, of the 22-member squad from respectively in scoring for the Hawks, have last season, all but 5 players are returning. also returned. With the absence of Beckon, Malcolm Marrow Second, the Hawks are now playing their Stark and Roantree will be involved in a tight home games at the Waterloo Arena. scoring competition for top spot. Although these two points are definite assets Kevin Casey, another former Kitchener to the team, the lost personnel may still take Ranger, is back for his second year as a by October 4 its toll. Hawk Casey had problems last year because The Hawks must say farewell to Terry of the tremendous pressure placed on him, Thompson, their All-Canadian netminder and as a result seemed unable to find his and Olympic hopeful who finished the place on the team. The Hawks hope that regular season with a 2.68 goals-against Kevin can be more dangerous this season average. Also gone is Dave Beckon, the than he's ever been. team's top scorer for the past two seasons. The "dirt" line of Kevin Pruden, Beric Last year's captain Don Powlter and sharp- Sykes and Tim "Tummy" Glencross returns. shooter Dan Speck have both graduated, This line, with its constant aggressive attack, CORONET leaving behind their illustrious hockey will once again challenge its contenders and 871 Victoria St. N. 744-3511 careers. Greg Mills, who played right wing on certainly come up with the big plays. Laurier's most powerful scoring unit in the Veterans Tony Martindale and Mike school's history, is the final player to leave the Grazzola have also returned. They will most team. assuredly strengthen the offensive attack SATURDAY These openings in the line up have The coaching staff remains the same as brought out many new questions with last season. George Lavallee will aid Head respect to the Hawk's ability for the coming Coach Wayne Gowing behind the Hawk OCTOBER year. With five rookie goaltenders and the bench. The "unknown trainer" also returns 1 return of the for Steve Bienkowski, net at present his third year. does not pose a problem. The opening of this year's training camp On defence, the iron curtain returns. Rob saw less than 15 new faces. It is hoped that Holody, Wilf Rellinger, Craig Halliday, Rob among these players, the necessary talent Whistle, Dave Bogart and Ray Kremer have will come forth and blend in effectively to Blushing all returned. Former Kitchener Ranger Joel once again produce a champion. Brides AUAA out of playoffs he claims.
ADVANCED tickets $5.00 HALIFAX (CUP) — University football teams Bellemare also said that loss of academic in Atlantic Canada have been eliminated time to the players would be harmful. WLU students showing ID from the national play-offs — even before the The ACLAA will not participate in the season's opening kick-off. national play-offs this year — the first year the advanced tickets 2 for The Atlantic teams are ineligible for post- Atlantic Bowl was scheduled to be played on 1 season play due to a dispute between the the road. regional athletic association and the Throughout the region, players, coaches,
Canadian Interuniversity Athletic Union — and athletic directors have expressed anger FRIDAY SEPT 30 the national collegiate sporting body. and frustration over the dispute. Acadia At a general meeting in June 1982, the University players have threatened to sue the CIAU decided to rotate the preliminary round CIAG and the AUAA. of football play-offs leading to a national They say their athletic career opportunities Everest championship between the four conferences will be hindered without access to the play- in the Canadian college football league. offs. The players do support the ACIAA For the Atlantic conference this would stance that the Atlantic Bowl should remain A Tribute to Pink Floyd mean that the semi-finals would be played in Halifax. away from Halifax — home of the Atlantic Acadia claims to have lost six players as a Bowl — one out of every two years. result of the dispute. Ken Bellemare, president of the Atlantic At Mount Allison University, athletic Coming Soon: Universities Athletic Association, says that director Leon Abbott said it was probably moving the Atlantic Bowl would be too costly quite accurate to say we lost two orthree kids for the teams in the region. who would have been here otherwise. Frank Soda "Rotation sounds good on paper, but at CIAG marketing director, * times the financial situation will dictate McConachie, said moving the semi-finals a against that," he said. around the country gives other regions Saturday October 15 Bellemare said that if one of the Atlantic chance to promote football locally. teams won the semi-finals in a city like Because of the absence of the Atlantic 3rd Annual WLU Letterman's Toronto, they would have to stay there for an conference in the national play-offs,
additional week to wait for the Vanier Cup — McConachie says they "are going to have Club Dance the national final. This could cost a team — some problems with the marketing an even with CIAU subsidies — up to $30,000, promotion of the (Vanier Cup) game. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday,. September 29, 1983 19 sports hawk talk Soccer sports WLG at McMaster October 2at 1:00 p.m. Sideline Centennial Stadium by Theresa Kelly quiz Football Rugby Ring around the collar. You've got ring around the collar. WLG at York an WLG at Brock Commercials. Such annoying part of T.V. viewing, but at least October 1 at 2:00 p.m. you've got time to dash to the fridge. I've discovered what's worse October 1 at 2:00 p.m. than watching commercials — not having any to by Johnny E. Sop commercials WLG at Western WLG watch! I suddenly realized that regardless of how absolutely at Guelph October 8 at 2:00 p.m. 8 aggravating the commercials are to watch, at least you have 1. Who was the first recipient of the October at 2:00 p.m. something to sit and criticize while your're struggling with your Heisman Trophy? bottle opener. The Laurier football game against the CI of T was broadcast live 2. IF you won an Eclipse award, on CHCH T.V.. Wow. This marked a milestone in my life so far; it what would you be? WOOLCO- was the first football game I attended that was being filmed simultaneously for the home audience. And since the home 3. Who is: a) the Assassin? audience gets the pleasure of watching commercials, we all got to b) the Akom? WOOLWORTH sit and watch two football teams stand around and do nothing for c) the Pack? a few long boring minutes. At least at home you have the d)the Snake? AWARD satisfaction of zapping the commerical off by changing the channel e) the Storm? quickly. What are you supposed to do in a stadium full of people, play musical chairs? 4. What U.S. college did Moses Open to Students in Arts, Science I never realized a football game could drag on for so long. It Maione attend? seemed like every five minutes the play stopped for a commercial and Music 5. Contrary to last week's Cord, break. The camera operator would hold up a little red flag during was the break, and wave it when play could resume. The ref would blow who the OGAA player of the Value—ssoo.oo.A warded to a student who has completed football? the whistle and the offence would take over as if nothing had week in It's a stopped. wonder they didn't forget the play while they were 6. What team the NA.S.L. second year of a program, and is continuing. Candidates waiting for the commercial intermission end. won to championship last year? Half-time seemed so much longer than usual. We watched the must be in good academic standing Golden Girls finally do a dance routine after they stood at centre 7. Name the city that hosted the and have field for a good three minutes waiting for their music to begin. The Superbowl in January 1983? highlight of the game had to be the appearance of the CHYM bird demonstrated leadership, resourcefulness, and 8. Name the hockey who arrived via a CHYM van to perform everyone's favourite — the player who bird dance. Cheerleaders from both schools joined the huge orange won the Calder Trophy last participated in extra curricular activities. Preference will for the earth-shattering season, and the team he plays bird dance. for. Aside from the long interruptions and other distractions, the he given to those v\ith a career interest in retailing. game was quite enjoyable. The Hawks looked solid on both offence 9. Who was the first man to break and defence. The outstanding play of the game had to be Trevor the 4-minute mile? Where did Miller's 95-yard touchdown run. I had heard a lot about the CI of T this milestone occur? running back and was hoping I'd get to see him make a long run. PICK UP APPLICATIONS AT THE [No stopping this guy. He's small (like only 5'9"), but is he ever fast! 10. What yacht won the last Once he broke away, the Hawks had no chance of stopping him. America's Cup competition? The Hawks look good so far in the season and should make the STUDENT AWARDS playoffs this year if things continue to go their way. 11. The Langer Question — OFFICE NOW! I was disappointed that Dick Beddoes was not present at the Identify the nickname and game. I wanted to get a look at one of his infamous hats. Guess he school colours of Virginia Tech. was worried about the rowdy fans present for Homecoming weekend. Oh well, maybe next time. OOPS! I'd like to correct a mistake made in the sports section last week. I know Randy Rybansky was OCIAA Player of the Week, and the Counselling services football team knows this fact as well. I'm not sure that the rest of the How did you rate? school knows about this selection because the captions under the Information Sessions pictures got mixed up. Neil Ostrom had a fine game and was selected 8-11 correct: You get to occupy as the Defensive Player of the Week, but not OCIAA Player of the Week the couch of your choice in the too. Sorry about that, Randy. Hope you win this honour again so we'll be letterman's lounge for an entire able to give you credit for it when credit is due. week. "FOR ARTS STUDENTS ONLY" I haven't had any further word yet from the Laurier Barrel Snatchers. 4-7: You win a guest spot on the I- It's been over a week and I'm really curious as to your identities. I know "Twenty Minute Workout" EFFECTIVE LISTENING OCTOBER 4 I've probably endangered the barrel's life by going public, but I felt it was 0-3: You win an automatic 11. ASSERTIVENESS my duty as a reporter to let the public know the situation. Don't 1 invitation to the next Willison OCTOBER 11 worry, 111. haven't had the paper dusted for prints yet, though I considered giving House B-3 party. MANAGEMENT OF CONFLICT OCTOBER 18 Tom Selleck a ca11... At least tell me what ransom was set at. How do you put a price on a barrel? 1 1:30 - 1 2:30 p. m. Alumni Hall Instructor: Virginia Robinson
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