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Volume 27 Wilfrid Laurier Number 4 University, Waterloo Thursday September 11, 1986 Director sues Students' Union By SARAH HAYWARD WLU's solicitor. So how can she sit on the board?" that every question was related to everyone's voting rights, and then News Editor Haney said she is seeking a Roger Nault, President of Student the matter." where would we be?" "substantial sum of money" in Publications, was present at the July Chair of the board Andrew Reid She said Williams should be A business director has launched damages. meeting. He said Jennifer Williams said Williams was in such a position. allowed to abstain from voting on a lawsuit against Wilfrid Laurier At an hour-and-a-half long "in was declared to be in conflict of "I think the rationale is that she is issues concerning her lawsuit, but Student Union (WLUSU), according camera" session during the July 26 interest "pending incidents of suing all aspects of the corporation not everything. to other members of the board of discovery" because she is suing and any vote on anything could be a Potter said the question should be (Incidents conflict." directors. Jennifer WLUSU. of discovery are settled at the WLUSU general Jennifer Williams, a second year examinations of information at a Jennifer Williams said she was meeting in December. "It's too Honours Business student, was Williams meeting during which the lawyers unhappy about having her voting serious a matter for the board to injured in the Orientation accident for the defendents will question rights revoked, but would neither decide. I think it should be the last September in which Laurier Williams.) confirm nor deny that she was suing members of the corporation who student Brigitte Bouckaert was Dave Bussiere, chair of WLUSU WLUSU. "I don't want to comment," decide, not the board." killed. Bouckaert was inadvertantly Constitutional Operations and she said. Although he said Williams had pushed under the wheels of a bus Development, said the decision to Although Grad Director Shelley "every right in the world" to sue when a crowd of students surged Board of Directors meeting, remove Williams' voting rights was Potter was not allowed to vote on WLUSU, Nault said he agrees with forward to board the vehicle at Williams' rights to debate and vote based on a section of Roberts Rules the issue because she arrived late, the Board's decision to remove Bingeman Park. were removed. Williams is now of Order: "No member shall vote on she said she disagrees with the Williams' voting rights. "It just makes Williams is suing WLUSU, Wilfrid permitted to speak at the discretion a question in which he has a direct decision to remove Williams' voting sense that a Board member who is Laurier University, Charterways, of board chair Andrew Reid, but personal interest not common to rights. representing students is acting with bus driver Mrs. Ernst, and Bingeman cannot vote or debate issues. other members of the organization." "By taking away Jennifer's vote, the best interests of the students Park "on the basis that she was Arts Director Zabeda Ali said she Bussiere said "The only way I they're taking away something stu- and WLUSU in mind. It doesn't injured and these parties are supported the BOD's motion. "She's think the board could take away a dents gave her" Potter said. "Es- make sense that that person turn responsible" said Mr. Reg Haney, suing us, so she's really suing herself. member's voting rights is if it deemed sentially the board could take away around and sue them," he said. EXCLUSIVE U.S. might offer Pinochet asylum By BRUCE ARCULUS Cord Staff The Reagan Administration may be preparing the guest room again. The United States is ready to allow Chilean President Augusto Pinochet into the country should Pinochet's military junta be over- thrown, a document appearing to be a top-secret US Army letter indicates. The U.S. Army's Chief Southern Thurber refused to speculate about Hemisphere Commander, John Galvin, who may have forged the letter or what reportedly wrote to the Vice-Commander their motives may have been. of the Chilean Armed Forces that the A U.S. State Department official in United States believes a coup is immin- Washington said he had no knowledge of ent, and is prepared to offer asylum to the Galvin letter, and angrily denied any Pinochet. suggestion of subversive American act- "Pinochet is finished from a strategic ivity in Chile. "We're way out in front (of point of view...the U.S. will welcome other countries) on this one, and no one Pinochet as a guest...within the next two has condemned us for our position with months," General Galvin is quoted as respect to Chile. We favour a swift, saying in a letter seized by anti-Pinochet orderly transition to democracy. Our guerillas three weeks ago. position is quite clear. We have always But the U.S. dismisses the letter as maintained our support for democracy, "absolute forgery." James Thurber, an whether it be in Chile, Nicaragua, American Embassy official in Ottawa, Paraguay, Haiti, Philippines or wherever," said the American Embassy office in said Teddy Taylor. We Line Up. It doesn't matter what you need, you'll probably line up to get it. Frosh Santiago "categorically denies" that the and returning students alike spent time in lineups like this one. continued on page 7 lan letter originated with Galvin. Cord photo by Dollar. Laurier shiners meet challenge, raise $25,000 were friendly and enthusiastic; we orrfy got a By AUDREY RAMSAY Excluding senior students and icebreakers, was issued on a per capita basis this year. few frumpy people; most people were co- Contributing Writer 483 first year students contributed their time Michel Williams, second year psychology to the 25th annual Shinerama campaign. The student and a head ice breaker during operative, generous and willing to donate part money." Henry Pothumus, a first year to the teams who raised the most money for the Orientation, said the challenge provided Hundreds of Laurier students rose geography student, agreed that he enjoyed challenge of outshining their University of cause were Green 1, Red 7, and Blue 2. of the motivation. "We had a lot of public support; both were unified...we both himself despite the late buses and the cold Western counterparts on September schools Laurier averaged $51 per shiner; this is an gave other pats on the back." weather. 6, raising $25,000 in process. each the increase from the previous year's $44 per Vice-President: Student Activities Anne Shinerama co ordinator Holly Haston said shiner. student Andrea Muldrew, a first year Physical Heron attributed much of the day's success the combined total of Laurier and University president Scott Forrest and Wifrid Laurier Education student said, "I thought it was a to this year's integration of the orientation of Waterloo was over $38,000, an increase of University Students' Union president Brian really nice thing to do and there was a lot of and Shinerama committees into one group. $13,000 from last year. In their annual Thompson challenged Western to raise participation. Ialso like the idea that we were Shinerama helps to promote public awareness campaign drive to raise money to help fight money for cystic fibrosis research. Tradi- giving them (the clients) something back in of Cystic Fibrosis and to raise funds for cystic fibrosis, the students worked doggedly tionally Western has beaten Laurier because return." Rosemary Gordon, a first year research. CF is an incurable disease which from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. they have more students, so the challenge Business student said "I thought the people attacks the lungs and digestive system. 2 Thursday, September 11, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY the CORD weekly

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All students are welcome News THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 11, 1986 3 Orientation events fun and safe By AUDREY RAMSAY The festivities ended that night Contributing Writer with a 20-minute fireworks display. The display cost $ 1000, according to The Quadrangle resembled an Director Anne Heron. "Originally island paradise as Calypso music we were going to have a ground pulsed through the air in the display which would cost more." Diamond Head Surf Party. The Thursday featured a Search for music built to a crescendo as a the Stars, with performers such as calypso dancer did the limbo under Lambert and James in the Dining flaming poles. Hall, and a calypso band from the Orientation week started out with Barbados in the Turret. a bang as students were initiated Frosh journeyed to Bingeman into a whole new world at W.L.U. Park on Friday to enjoy the free The theme was "Diamonds in the facilities during the day and the Ruff"-, a commemoration of Laurier's barbecue following. This day of fun 75th anniversary. was wrapped up by a dance at the The kick-off to last week's gala of Bingeman roller rink. activities was a giant game of twister Heron said there was "no with more than 1000 frosh at the emphasis on dry events, more of a Waterloo Arena. After enduring trend towards dryevents." She also their English Placement Test on said students' behaviour was above Tuesday morning, students were reproach, especially at the desig- quickly revitalized by a "Diamonds nated loading and unloading bus in the Ruff" golf tournament and a zones. "Diamond Chase" scavenger hunt. "The students were 100% better. Items brought in included a minor There was no pushing or shoving. It league soft-ball team, a pizza delivery wasn't nearly as rowdy." boy, and strippers. Cord photo by lan Dollar Registration limited to maintain higher quality Universities may be facing greater By MATTHEW WHITEHEAD expect more than a 10% rise. Tron Contributing Writer said because many schools are now responsibility for student housing on the semester system, not all Laurier will remain one of the 'double cohorts' will be coming in By LIZ JEFFERSON lords must register their properties ing live in Waterloo, and that com- smallest universities in Ontario if September; many will wait until Associate News Editor and undergo fire inspections by pared to other Ontario universities, the administration continues its January. October. there is a poor supply of housing. policy of keeping steady the number Tron said registration in '86 is Monday evening, members of the Matt Erickson, Vice-President: Thompson said he was concerned of students enrolled. going smoothly and compared to Student Housing Task Force con- University Affairs from the Univer- about the eventual enforcement of Registrar Peter Tron said the previous years has taken the cluded eight months of research sity of Waterloo Federation of Stu- the bylaw prohibiting more than five university would like to hold the shortest time to process. To into the local student housing situa- dents, and Mike Belanger, Director unrelated people from occupying number of registrations constant, shorten it further, Tron would like tion by presenting its findings to of Housing and Residences at the same house in single residence thus keeping the university small to see increased registration by Waterloo City Council. Laurier, used population maps to zones. When the boarding house and the standards up. By Tuesday mail. Every year 300-400 students A standardized lease agreement landlords register their properties in only seven more students had who are eligible to register by mail was drafted by the Task Force, and October for licenses, Thompson enrolled than last year, from 4,255 wait til September, which loads recommended for use in all rental fears students who are discovered in '85 to 4,262 this year. down the Registrar's Office and situations. "It would outline every- to be in violation of the bylaw will be Tron says the university would causes confusion for students. thing that students are responsible forced to move. "Can you reassure pupils like to maintain the grade average In addition to senior for, and it's in normal English," said students they won't be on the mail, university necessary for high school graduates enrolling by the Brian Thompson, President of streets?" he asked council. initiate a plan entering Laurier at this year's level would also like to Laurier's student union. "Ideally, Mayor Carroll said the students also of 70.5%. which would see freshmen we'd like to see one lease agreement would have a reasonable time in registering mail. The proper Registration this year is divided by that's common for all places." Some which to find new accommodations into three categories: 2,380 stu- forms would be sent soon after restrictions would be amended ac- if found in violation. Alderman uni- dents registered in the receiving acceptance to the cording to the requirements of spe- Shortreed told Thompson there Arts/Science versity. program; 1,678 in Business and cific dwellings, he added. would be time for a female student were many Economics; 204 in Music. In Tron said there to conceive and bear a child reasons why Laurier's registration The task force recommended before January, enrolment will increase allowing vacating, since the time limit is about is not expected to increase in the information concerning fire slightly. code, property eight months. near future. Lack of real estate is standards bylaw and zoning violations Members of Waterloo City Coun- Administrators feared an influx the main problem right now. The to be released to property indicate the present concentration cil resisted the task force's sug- of the last grade university would like to remain one owners, their representa- 13 graduates and of the students living in Waterloo gestion that council use mediation the new grads of the four year plan campus, rather than establish tives, tenants and potential pur- chasers. and discuss their housing require- between landlords and tenants to would flood post-secondary insti- separate colleges around the city, ments. They concluded students resolve zoning disputes. Turnbull tutions in September 1988. Tron like University of Toronto. Financial One of the recommendations of from Laurier and UW tend to cluster said mediation should not be con- said this 'double cohort' pro- funding from the government also will the task force has already been in different areas, with little overlap. sidered a threat to existing com- bably not be as large as predicted; expansion of the university limits implemented. Under a new compul- Belanger said 90% of Laurier munication between both parties, the Ministry of Education does not registration. sory boarding house by-law, land- students who rent off-campus hous- Continued on page 5 International House gone Students move out after 40% rent increase

By LIZ JEFFERSON None of the former tenants will Tenant Act, but the Innkeepers' tremely high. landlord spoke of plans to buy Associate News Editor be returning, mainly because of a Act. No tenant is permitted to sign The previous tenants were also International House as early as sizeable rent increase on all rooms. a lease without first giving the told they would have to give up March 1986. The house at 193 Albert Street, A room which wasrented as part of landlord 12 post dated cheques and their rooms and move to the front Former known to Laurier students for a three-bedroom apartment last last month's rent in advance. A key of the house. "He wanted to force International House tenants said Klaver gave little decades as International House, year cost $107 excluding utilities; deposit is also demanded. No us to move to the front of the information to the tenants who will no longer provide accommoda- the same room is now being rented interest is paid on deposits or rent house, but we don't want to," said tions exclusively for international as a double room for $320 including paid in advance. the unidentified tenant. "The rooms remained in the building during students. utilities. A single room under the Klaver declined to comment on are small, dark and not very clean." August. "He seemed not to like to away we The tenants of the house were new management goes for $225 the rental increases or the new talk to us; he turned if informed in late July that they would including utilities, an increase of status of the building under the The house is currently being spoke to him," said one tenant. not be able to renew their leases well over 40 per cent. Innkeepers' Act. "I can't comment cleaned, painted and renovated for "Almost everyone in the house because the house had changed Because of the building's new on that, because I have a feeling it'll new tenants. Klaver owns several has no home and is looking for owners. The house was purchased status under the Innkeepers' Act, lead to bad publicity," he said. other properties including three on another," said the tenant. "From by Paul Klaver of SAM Property the four per cent rent ceiling im- "What I can say is that place was Albert Street and one on University what he said, we got the sense that Management. Some tenants had posed under rent review does not such a dive, even though the rooms Avenue; all are student boarding he was kicking us out. He said he actually filled out lease applications apply. Klaver's new leases specif- were $100 and the building is in a houses. One of his tenants from wanted to make the house cleaner and left for work terms without ically state the apartment unit at perfect location, it was only two- another house, who declined to be and get new tenants. He said if you being told their applications would the rear of the house is no longer thirds full." He added the costs of identified because of an impending want to live here, you've got to pay not be accepted. covered by the Landlord and renovating the house were ex- lawsuit involving Klaver, said the the new rent." 4 Thursday, September 11, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

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Students Aware of Friends 3) Try to avoid dark or deserted Everywhere was formed two years areas Incidental fees in disguise ago in response to concerns about 4) If you find yourself alone, be student safety. SAFE is primarily especially aware of what's around MONTREAL (CUP) — Univer- Mr. Ryan, there is a distinction told the academic materials fee, known for its 'Walk Home you. Listen for footsteps and voices sities have come up with the perfect between the two kinds of fees — which will raise $1.8 million for underfunding Program' whereby students walk nearby. solution to their prob- material and tuition," he said. Concordia, will go towards the cost * other students home, avoiding Director of SAFE Services Jim lems: charge students an extra fee, Rheaume said Ryan has provided of photocopies, audio-visual equip- levy potentially dangerous rape and Fargey has long range goals to thinly disguised as a for 'mater- a "guarantee" that additional char- ment, computers and lab equip- assault situations. In a pamphlet introduce a van on-call to drive ials'. ges will not exceed $100 per student ment. published for Orientation week, people home, and to establish a Despite the 17-year-old freeze on per year. The provincial government has SAFE lists some safety pre- rape crisis centre closer to campus. tuition fees in Quebec, education Some Concordia students, inter- stipulated that the fee must be de- cautions: Currently, the nearest centre is in minister Claude Ryan has given preting the additional charges as a rived -from the universities' "real Guelph. universities license to collect up to a breach of contract, are threatening cost." Before coming to Wilfrid Laurier maximum of $100 a year from each to sue the university unless the fee is "But the real costs could be trans- 1) Walk confidently and at a University, programs similar to student. Five universities have all withdrawn. Most students who pre- lated into anything," said former steady pace SAFE were administered at other imposed similar incidental fees this registered at Concordia will be billed Concordia student councillor 2) Try to keep your hands free universities by womens' commit- year. in October. Francois Desrosiers. "If the univer- and do not overload yourself with tees. Luc Rheaume, Ryan's press aide, But Concordia official Lucie sity can not justify the sum total books. denied the fees are comparable to a Beauchemin said she understands received from materials charges, the direct increase in tuition fees. the fees are subject to change with- operating budgets will be reduced "Many people think that, but for out prior notice. Students are being by the same amount." Katimavik reincarnated McGill Career Day bans apartheid

— Philips Canada protested their Derost OTTAWA (CUP) - A "new and participants will work on a project in MONTREAL (CUP) The claimed Brodie "enjoyed expulsion, saying it trying improved" and private sector-friend- two Canadian communities. "This McGill student council has held firm is their Dutch himself" to find companies to by subsidiary that has South ly Katimavik will probably start mid- section of the program hasn't to its divestment policy refusing African ban from the list. He said the council October if the funding already changed at all," said Hebert advisor to allow several companies with interests. Said council vice-president was not fair in this. "If we had known investments lan Brodie, had probably the least about committed to thp youth program and University of Ottawa professor in South Africa to par- "I this policy in April, we wouldn't enjoyable phone arrives on time, says Katimavik of- Walter Baker. ticipate in a career day. conversation ofmy have sent out invitations to these life with a lady from Philips." ficial -Guy de Grandpre. Both Baker and de Grandpre say companies." "The program is now geared Katimavik has raised enough money AIESEC, an association of com- Brodie said council maintained its He said Career Day will go ahead merce and economics stand because subsidiary profits still as towards developing young entre- for 300 to 500 youths to participate students, was planned, with 27 corporations told by council that it could use go to the parent corporation. "Often attending. But preneurial skills," said de Grandpre, this year. The money — over $3 not he added the career- the student union building for a large multinational split the wise student to also an aide to Liberal senator million — has come mostly from the any will up won't have much career ownership of its South Jacques .Hebert, who started private sector, individuals, and mu- day activities. Organizers African sub- look forward to: "The most inter- then tried to "squirm sidiary among a number of other Katimavik 11 years ago and staged a nicipal and provincial governments. their way into esting ones, those which could hire another subsidiaries 21-day hunger strike last March to The federal government has not building, but the university to hide their control," people, aren't coming. Accounting wouldn't let he said. protest the Conservative govern- contributed a cent. Last year $19.7 them," said South Africa and banks, who's interested in that?" ment's program. committee co ordinator Guy cancellation of the million of federal funds went to Continued from page 3 Katimavik's nine-month, three- Katimavik. Thompson. rently trying to build 100townhouses stage program will operate as before, Baker said Katimavik organizers Dominique Derost, AIESEC's nor an attempt to change existing on campus with no financial support Career Day co ordinator, though participants will spend three originally planned to add a military said the zoning. from the university. "We should lay administration refused to intervene, months starting up their own busi- component to the program, "but it The task force said universities to rest any fears on their part that calling the dispute "an ness. "It's like Junior Achievement," was tried and rejected." inter-student should take a more active role in we might not be in favour of any affair." de Grandpre said. He said groups of "One source of satisfaction we providing student housing. Univer- student housing we can get," he 12 "will do a market survey to have with the new Katimavik," said sities were encouraged to control said. determine the best thing to sell in a Canadian Federation of Students Corporations banned from en- the number of students seeking It was also recommended that the given community. Then they will chair Tony Macerollo, "is that the tering the student union building will accommodations in September by City of Waterloo provide some design it, produce it, market it and military component has been drop- be IBM, Philips, Colgate-Palmolive, admitting more students in January funding for university-sponsored sell it. ped." Wang, Quebec Iron and Titanium, and May. They also recommended student housing on the condition If the business is successful, it will Macerollo said CFS is "opposed Schlumberger and General Foods. that UWand Laurier, in co-operation that the university and senior levels be sold to groups within the com- to a military buildup. Besides," he "This is nonsense for the reputa- with the city, take action to increase of government also commit them- munity, or "it may become a busi- added, "experience in the military is tion of McGill," said Derost. "These housing for students. selves financially. ness owned by Katimavik," added not the kind of experience young are humungous companies, and they Turnbull urged council to support Council may introduce an ongoing de Grandpre. people need. Entrepreneurial skills are now saying, 'Has McGill gone this last recommendation, because committee to follow up the issues —During the other six months, are much more valuable." crazy?"' the UW student federation is cur- raised by the task force. 6 Thursday, September 11, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

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CHILEFollowing a revolution in 1891, Chile reform, nationalized the nitrite mines, inated all traces of socialism. Marxist embarked on a long period of parlia- and began nationalization of the banks. literature was banned, and shaggy hair- mentary rule. In the 20th Centruy, it has He also began to develop a free milk and cuts were quickly sheared. The ritual been one of the most democratic and medical care system for the poor, and greeting "comrade" was also banned. politically stable countries in Latin engineered an increase in social services. • same market price for however, At the time, • America. In 1970, the election Troops manned checkpoints on city Chilean fell from $.80 of Salvador Allende, a Marxist, to the copper cents/ streets and the were many reports of pound to $.47 cents/pound in Allende's presidency led to political polarization isolated skirmishes, involving first month of office, while production govern- and economic collapse. A military take- ment troops and Allende supporters. over in 1973, one of the bloodiest coups costs soared. Miners demanded more in Latin American history, initiated the money. • Nixon administration was delighted right-wing dictatorship of Augusto • Skilled engineers and technicians quit at the Allende downfall yet officially Pinochet that attempted to eradicate and left the country when the govern- accepted no responsibility. Marxism. It has been alleged that Allende ment stopped paying them in dollars. committed but he was found suicide, • Pinochet, "We will keep the status quo dead with several bullet holes in him. American involvement for a certain time, and then grant more military in • Pinochet's junta remains Richard Nixon applied economic liberty. But we don't want politics. The day. control to this pressure after Allende's government only party now is the Chilean party and nationalized the American-owned copper all Chileans are its members." 20th Century Chilean mines. Shipment of American agricultural aid was halted. History • Under Pinochet, a "state of siege" can • Nixon's administration extended • be invoked at any time, giving the junta A model democracy with some reform, reviews of requests for US credit. Credits sweeping powers of censorship, arrest Chile was the first nation to elect a by the Export-Import Bank for financing president, and detainment, and suspension of civil Marxist peacefully, constitu- imports of US goods were cut off. tional process, and liberties. Such a condition was imposed without fraud or • Washington's delay renegotiating in $3 during the days immediately following deceit. Billion in loans from the past president's • the September 11, 1973 coup. 15,000 49% of people are middle class, 49% live regime caused Chile's European debtors in utter poverty, people were killed by Pinochet forces and 2% control 95% of to demand payment. In essence, Chile over a three-day period. The state of the economy. lost its credit on the international market. • Chile has a tradition of democracy but siege lasted five years until some liberties a number of military interventions. A The Coup were restored; since 1978, a state of siege 1932coup by the Air Force was stifled by has existed at various times and was the more conservative Army in a • After overturning the Marxist most recently imposed last Monday countercoup. government, the generals of Chile elim- following the assassination attempt. • The military has been a constant source of opposition to government. The U.S. assisted the Chilean Army by cutting off aid to Salvador Allende's civilian government. Letter forged: U.S. Allende's Government continued from page 1 The Galvin letter was reportedly seized supplied military aid to the Pinochet by anti-Pinochet guerrillas during the forces (see accompanying story). • When elected, Allende, a champion of kidnapping of the Chilean Army's Chief Associated Press reported Monday the poor, did not profess enormous of Protocol Colonel Haeberly three weeks change. that "an extremely intense shootout ago. (Haeberly was later released un- • His party out-polled other parties but harmed.) erupted when leftist guerillas attacked Pinochet's limousine with rockets, received only slightly more than 1/3 of The letter was then leaked to the grenades and gunfire from all sides." the vote. Allende was elected because Cuban based news service Prensa moderates and conservatives in the Latina, sent by telex to Oxfam Canada's The ambush came four days before democratic congress feared revolt by the Ottawa office, and subsequently obtained the 13th anniversary of the Pinochet newly unified left-wing Allende repres- by Canadian University Press. ented. coup that ousted the elected Marxist Prensa Latina, a news wire service • His presidency was opposed by the government of the late president with subscribers mainly in the southern wealthy, the middle-class, the Salvador Allende. Church, hemisphere and third world nations, is and the military. highly praised by the Canadian Centre Canadian Labour Congress employee for Investigative Journalism. The Rick Jackson, in an interview with International Market Toronto Star's foreign affairs editor Canadian University Press Features Place says he considers Prensa Latina Editor Melinda Wittstock, said he sensed "reliable." "a time bomb ticking," in Chile during a Meanwhile, mounting unrest in Chile recent visit. • Allende desperately wanted to help the reached a criticial point last Sunday "For the first time, all sorts of groups poor, and put forth policies that were when the 70-year-old-Pinochet was in- — there are students, teachers doctors, destined to hurt the country. jured in an assassination attempt, the lawyers, old people, urban slum dwellers • Allende tried to speed up agrarian first in his 13-yearrule. Five bodyguards — are fighting Pinochet," said Jackson. were killed and ten others injured during Oxfam Canada's Paul Mably told the attack by the leftist Patriotic Front. Wittstock that just about everyone in (The Patriotic Front, a predominantly Chile is now opposed to Pinochet. "There Marxist group, has of late become a is a high level of discontent in Chile rallying point for Chileans of all political among all sectors of the population. And, stripes). it's not surprising considering that one- Pinochet came to power in a bloody third of the population is unemployed, coup d'etat in September 1973 that is illiteracy is returning, health care is believed to have been engineered with absolutely inaccessible to the majority of Background information the help of the United States. Strong the population, there is no welfare, and researched and written by evidence indicates the Americans applied diseases like TB, wiped out completely Mike Wert, Doris Docs, Matt severe extreme economic pressure and by the early '70's, are returning." Johnston and Bruce Arculus 8 Thursday, September 11.1986 THE CORD WEEKLY the CORD Comment

weekly Don't shut the door

This year's WLUer contains a few references to the parliamentary procedure of in camera meetings. Appointed officials and the press are "kicked out of the (Student Union) board room when the BOD goes 'in camera' to backstab, bitch and discuss other 'sensitive' issues," we wrote, and we left the topic at that. The procedure of limiting discussion to only elected representatives is meant to be used when matters of personal privilege are involved, i.e. someone's job performance, personal behaviour or otherwise confidential information. So how, and why, has in camera been used by this year's WLUSU Board? During the July 26 board meeting, the WLUSU Board of Directors went in camera to consider whether a business director, Jennifer Williams, was in conflict of interest. The in camera debate at this meeting was unusual in a few ways. A director who arrived late was not allowed to enter the meeting room. At the same time, non-elected members — the Student Publications President, and the Vice-Presidents

for Marketing and Finance — were allowed to stay in the room for the discussion. The essential criteria for in camera debates was not met, namely the requirement that only elected members remain for such a discussion. When the in camera debate was over, it was justified with a vague motion stating Williams was indeed in conflict. Her voting and debating rights Time to end the love affair were suspended, although she can attend Has it been a year? While we sages find these first meetings and speak on a topic if recognized by weeks easy, for those incoming students who are the chair. reading this, life at the moment is a bewildering swirl of Comment Williams new norms and habits. Eventually, though, life shall by The board wrote Jennifer was in settle down a routine. of into Trust me. There will be conflict interests "pending incidents of lectures and parties and books and parties and tests Bryan Trussler discovery." This is not a sufficient response. WLU and parties and essays and parties and exams and students deserve to know more specifically the bigger parties. Life goes on. circumstances that put one of their Or does it? A debate is now raging over the and eyes. representatives in conflict. It must also be government's plans to raise the legal drinking age from A few other people protested that a ban was the 19 to 21. At many high schools and universities, this wrong way of handling the problem. They advocated established that the nature of the conflict required decision must seem like an unwarranted thunderbolt better safety precautions, more supervision, etc., and an in camera session. out of a clear sky. Normal, healthly, alcoholic students the'promotion of 'responsible' drinking (whatever that The Cord cannot pretend to know if Williams everywhere are being rudely brought out of their means). In the present fracas, students are advocating was in conflict. We do know, however, that a stupors to face the prospect of a dry world crashing in these same ideas to the government as being a more director without voting and debating rights is on them. Their slow, stuttering, slurred, slushy viable solution. Various other ideas have also been speeches against the plan gropefor appropriate words. advanced, such as issuing annual drinking permits being prohibited from representing the students They are remarkably echoic of comments made at contingent upon the holder's keeping out of alcohol- who elected her. The only suitable decision would Laurier during a ban on alcoholic events at this time last related trouble. have been to allow her to continue in her position, year. All of these alternative suggestions create or require her to resign. At that time, a few wondered where it would all end, bureaucracy, and none is foolproof, none a cure. They imply that it on Students are entitled to know what goes on and what would happen to club-sponsored "social" is okay to rely the System to protect events, such as pub crawls, and the school spirit(s) at individuals from themselves, and when that System when their elected representatives meet officially. Laurier. I always chuckle when I hear people pro- fails, these same people shall be the first to blame it for That trust is the only way to ensure the claiming their privileges to be rights. Tough!! And, even their misfortunes. That sort of thinking implies that it is electorate's interests are being properly served. though some people consider this to be snarky, 1 shall okay to contract syphilis, because one can always get a Meeting in camera is meant to protect the still ask this question, "Since when do you have to drink penicillin shot later when the symptoms appear and person(s) being not people are to have a 'good' time?" walk away 'cured', to get it again, and again, and again. discussed, the who Unfortunately, the ban did not last long enough to Then, one day, the penicillin won't work... People want doing the talking. This year's Board of Directors force the organizers of these events to stop looking at alcohol without accidents, drugs without side effects, would do well to remember the student's trust the the world through green- and brown-tinted glass or to recreational sex without VD or pregnancy, lefts without next time they shut people out of a meeting. invent alternate activities. And this year's limiting of rights, and evil without good. And, I'm sorry, but it's group stupefaction sessions during the one week of just not possible. orientation, with twenty-odd pubs in the immediate Although not a true cure either, raising the legal Thumbnail area, and the smell of beer heavy on the wind, was drinking age is simple, direct and cheap. Nor should it Editorials probably not long enough for a hangover to set in. be an unexpected move. This decade has revealed a When are people going to realize that alcohol is a trend in people to see the individual's right to eat, drink, WATERLOO JOHN COUNCILLOR drug? True, mankind has succeeded in numbing itself and be merry as being less important than the right of SHORTREED: For a remark at the September 8 to this fact by romanticizing alcohol, but it is a drug. society as a whole to be free of the side effects of these Council meeting was in that both bad taste and Most drugs have names which make them sound individuals' abuses. This trend has produced anti- sexist: (students facing eviction under the "If scientific, artificial, alien, and crude, such as cannabis, smoking laws, anti-drinking laws, and anti-pornography 'unrelated persons' bylaw) were a female student, cocaine, quaaludes, caffeine, nicotine, salicylic acid, laws. It does not come from a pedantic moralism, but you would have time to get pregnant and have a etc.. Alcoholic drinks have been given a plethora of from an increasing fear for the safety of the majority. baby." _ names which impart to the drug a feeling of culture, What the politicians are really concerned about are the affluence, and friendliness. Drinks such as bourbon, drunk drivers and spiralling insurance premiums, not brandy, vodka, Dom Perignon '52 champagne, gin, alcoholism itself. That may come later. it drinking age ORIENTATION '86: A completely professional rum, beer, wine, whiskey, cooking sherry, and others But then, of course, is only the legal all reveal something about those it which is being raised to am sure the illegal drinking event, from the crowd control to the enthusiasm who drink them. But 21.1 is a age shall safely the pre-puberty period of to the awesome fireworks on Wednesday night, still drug. It is addictive, it has an overdose remain in threshold which rigor mortis it every child's life. Who among all of the complainers the week was something the Orientation comm- at sets in, and follows the ever a minor technicality as a silly law to ittee should be very proud of. law of diminishing returns. knew such Alcohol also kills. There are stories circulating every come between themselves and the bottle? What pub day about alcohol-related maimings, has ever turned away an angel-faced student, so long as EDITORIAL BOARD deaths, killing, and accidents. Especially accidents: alcoholics who his wallet is full and his liver in need of exercise? The Matt Johnston, Editor-in-Chief Heather McAsh. Features Editor have goneblind or died from drinking the wrong kind of new law shall merely accentuate the thrill of the chase, Sarah Hayward. News Editor Anne-Marie Tymec. Entertainment Editor nervous Liz Jefferson, Associate News Editor Bruce Arculus. Production Manager spirits, people who have burnt to death because they the excitement which getting away with Rob Furlong, Sports Editor could no longer feel the pain, people who have passed something illegal produces, and life shall go on anyway. out into frying pans But very few people are showing more concern for The Cord Weeklyis publishedduring the(all and winteracademic terms. Editorial opinions are before breakfast and lost their the product of the Cord Editorial Board and are independent of the University, the Students' faces, people slashed by broken bottles, and the list the tragedies of alcohol, the millions of dead innocents Union and Student Publications. Offices are located on the 2nd floor of the students' union building at Wilfrid Laurier University The Cord is a member of Canadian University Press and the goes on. Drunk drivers by no means account for the full who are no longer here to speak their thoughts on the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. Copyright ©1986 by WLU Student Publications, tally. For people hear stories issue, than for how such tragedies might interfere with Waterloo, Ontario No part of the Cord may be reproduced without permission of the Editor. to such and not be affected they must have wine corks stuffed in both ears their own private love affair with the bottle. HE CORD Thursday, September —Comment WEEKLY 11, 1986 9 QUESTION The first exam of the year OF THE WEEK

Well, congratulations on completing your first week (almost) of school! And now that Orientation Week is over, and you're beginning to realize that most of the The Wacky World people in your house or residence are not nearly as cool By Stephan Deschenes and David Wilmering as you first thought they were, you can concentrate on of your studies here at the WLU Kolledge ofKnowledge. Professor Fun But first, dear student, a friendly little lesson from Question: What has been the greatest inconvenience so far that wise old sage, Professor Fun. (And, way, by the for about living in Bouckaert Hall? those who asked, I won't be teaching a class this year, 6. I love music, especially that so stop pestering the Registrar). a) tune about dancing on the ceiling, The good people at the Cord have allowed me this b) tune about twisting and shouting, space from which to dispense my wisdom; so, without c) tune about Papa not preaching, further ado, let's ,begin the first lesson of Professor d) tune a fish sandwich. Fun's University Primer. Today's lesson deals with your peers, the students of Intelligence WLU. As you walk through the halls, you will think you No desks, but its not a great see lots of different kinds. Some will be tall, some short, 7. P1025-27 is inconvenience since we can't some gay, some straight, some with meal plans, others a) a classroom, do our homework. without. But all is not as it seems. Everyone has one b) a form you need to drop a class, thing in common....upon close examination, they all c) a line on an income tax form, Diana Moore, look like their major area of study. And these areas are d) the time of my next washroom break. Ist Year English divided into roughly four categories; a) Biz Knobs, b) Julie Holmes, Artsies, c) Music Freaks, and d) Still-In-Biz-By- 8. Declining balance refers to Ist Year Phys. Ed. The-Skin-Of-My-Teeth-But-Will-Soon-Drop-Down-To- a) something found in the Kama Sutra, Be-An-Economics-Knob. b) a diet fad, To help you recognize these four categories, I have c) the new meal plan system, prepared the following quiz, the answers to which will d) my bank statement. be based largely on your own impressions of the people you have seen in the hallways of WLU. And please, no 9. I chose WLU because cheating. a) it's easy to spell, b) my dad/mom came here, Brain-teasing Quiz c) it's a friendly school, d) I might land a construction job on campus. Fill in the blanks choosing one of the supplied answers, or, better still, come up with answers of your own. Bonus Question That the lock on my door Good luck! doesn't work properly. I hate/love (Biz Knobs, Artsies, Music Freaks, Soon-to- Study Habits be-ex-Biz-Knobs) because: Una Carroll, Ist Year Arts 1. 1 will have all my assignments done by a) deadline, b) a week past deadline, Cord office before c) end of term, Hand in completed quiz to the 5:00 p.m. Friday, Professor Fun. They will be d) the guy on my floor who needs money for the beer c/o pool. judged on the following factors; a) originality b) 2. The place I study best is neatness c) a) my navel how long 1 sit in Wilf's at lunchtime. b) the library, The best entries may be eligible for huge cash prizes re-printing in paper. If 1 feel like it. c) alone in my room, and/or next week's d) the showers in the A.C. No phones, no desks, and no door stops. 3. My favourite major is a) Major Earle Shelley, Jane b) Major Frank Burns, Miller, Ist Year Business c) Major Havoc, d) Major Dinner-for-ya!.

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5. My preferred method of birth control is a) the condom, No phones and no desks b) pill, the because it ruins the interior c) guilt, decor. d) dating University of Waterloo students. Diana VanWinden, Ist Year Economics Mary Adele Morrison, Letters Ist Year Business Resilient Water Buffaloes did not drown

I feel it is my official responsibility three important hints to help us your furniture cushions! to inform you of a grave error made through the year: 1) Never swing at by your otherwise great paper, in an the first pitch; 2) Always shake Scott R. MacDonald, editorial printed last year. The ed- before opening; and most impor- Promotions Manager, itorial in question contained pre- tantly, 3) Do not tear the tags off Loyal Order of Water-Buffaloes dictions for the new year, including one that said the Loyal Order of Water-Buffaloes would "drown" by Prisoner would like pen-pal People mispronouncing the the end of the year. name. I would appreciate hearing from Please write to me if you will. I'm anyone who would be willing to sure you all know the meaning of Anne Well, Laurier, the Water-Buffaloes write me. am a Prince, to I very lonely loneliness. 4th Year Business are back! We have returned to our prisoner in need of friendship. 1 will Thank You, stomping grounds again this fall to answer any and all letters 1 may Mike Hrosar, 188-224, provide you year with another of receive. My description isas follows: Box Solid Prehistoric Entertainment for 57, 31 years of age, white male, 200 lbs., Marion, Ohio your entertainment dollar. 5'10" tall, blue eyes and brown hair. 43302 The Exalted Grand Poobah would LETTERS to the Editor must be typed, double-spaced and like to extend royal greetings to all bear the author's full name, student and telephone numbers. No letter returning members and welcome all will be accepted after noon on the Monday of publication. All submissions are subject to editing prospective ones. He has given us for length. 10 Thursday, September 11,1986 THE CORD WEEKLY THE CORD WEEKLY I

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By JAMIE GORHAM sounding, upbeat song, which has young band whose members' av- Contributing Writer received some airplay on local radio erage age is less than twenty-three. stations, brought a flood of people The addition of a saxaphone during Last Saturday night's post- onto the dance floor. Moreover, the some of their songs helped to give Shinerama concert saw a little- band managed to keep the dance the band some variety, although known band from Newcastle, floor fairly busy throughout the night they could do more to vary their Ontario thrill a near capacity crowd with more bouncy tunes like tempo. The band's performance at the Theatre Auditorium. If the Superman Meets the Man of Steel quality is very good; if any fault show Chalk Circle put on Saturday and Villagers. Thrown in amongst could be found with their show, it night was any indication of the these pop-style songs was one ballad would be the inability to relate well band's potential, you'll be hearing a worth noting, Burning Bridges. This with the audience. Both Chris Tait lot more from them in the future. song, which was something of a on lead guitar and Brad Hopkins on The band, made up of Chris Tait departure from the rest of the band's bass moved around on stage well on vocals and lead guitar, Brad work, indicates that Chalk Circle enough but they seemed too shy to Hopkins on bass and back-up has the potential to be more than have a good time with the audience. vocals, Tad Winklarz on keyboards just an AM dance band The comfortable stage presence and saxaphone, and Derrick should, however, come in due time; Murphy on drums, has been to- All things considered, the band but for now the band's crisp pro- gether for three years. Their name, has a very clean, very professional fessional sound should help them Chalk Circle, was taken from the sound. They also sound very tight carve a place for themselves in the title of a Bertolt Brecht play, The musically, not characteristic of a music industry. Caucasian Chalk Circle. It was chosen because the band believes in the play's theme, "that what there is shall belong to those who are good for it." If this holds true for Chalk Circle, they should do very well in Stratford in Waterloo the Canadian Music Industry be- Special to The Cord they are very good. They cause The of these workshops, the have a fresh sound, filled with up- first This fall, the Stratford Festival's "One-Shots" are intensive 4-hour beat rhythms and lyrics. Young joins units Saturdays Unfortunately for the crowd, in Company the Univer- on one of four in sity Waterloo September (6,13,20, and 27). order for the concert organizers to of for a six-week These residency. Coming train- workshops include warm-ups, voice, book Chalk Circle, they also had to from their ing and performing season at The movement and script interpretation. book their opening act, a four-man Festival's Third Stage, Registration fees are $40.00/person band from London, Ontario named Stratford a the Sheep Look Up. Sheep Look Up these young professionals will be and include preferred seat at involved in a wide range of theatrical Young Co.'s Macbeth on Sat., Oct. produced a very raw sound from Chalk Circle's show at the TA last Saturday night thrilled the activities from Sept. 2nd until Oct. 11th at 2:00 pm. their two guitars (lead and bass) crowd. Brad near-capacity Above, bass guitarist Hopkins 11th. In to performing and "Focus on Directing" is the which, when, heard alone had some addition concentrates on his music. CORD photo by lan Dollar. providing training is on merit. However, when the lead intensive for second workshop and offered students, the 13 company members Sat., Sept. 20th only. The cost again singer added his depressingly dark In any event, Chalk Circle's arrival The headline band opened the set and their director, Tom Kerr, have is $40.00 and will be lead by Tom lyrics, the band seemed to fall flat. changed the evening mood from a with a song called April Fool, off designed special workshops for Kerr, the Company director. This Their quasi-punk style was not wake-like one to that of a Turret their recently released debut album community theatre participants. also includes a ticket toMacbeth. appreciated by the Laurier audience. dance party. The Great Lake. The clean-

Entertainment Quiz DeBurgh seeks platinum By JEFF SWEENEY song highlighted by De Burgh's superb lyrics. The third Garfunkel staged a concert in Central Park 1. Simon and reunion song, Ballroom of Romance, introduces a new inst- in Which song did they open the concert with? 1981. rument, the saxophone. De Burgh dreams about a new lover in a new atmosphere. And to close off side one, 2. How much was the ticket for Section J, Row 17, Seat 38 for the Say Goodbye To It All is a continuation of Borderline concert at the Hollywood Bowl August 23, 1965? Beatles' from The Getaway album. De Burgh runs away from the pressures of war and life to be with his now What was Lou Costello's vocation before joining Bud Abbott? 3. common mystery woman. The Spirit of Man leads offside two. In this emotional While dressed as a peanut, who was shelled to death by an 4. ballad, he reveals an optimistic view of life through an on Mary Tyler Moore Show? elephant the internal power that we all possess. "There's a fighter inside who will never give up/ We are what we are and What character did Milton Berle play on TV's Batman? 5. it's never enough..." The song leaves the listener in a cheerier frame of mind after the downbeat offenngs of is never mentioned backstage by superstitious 6. Which play side one. Fatal Hesitation is described perfectly by its actors?

7. According to Lou Reed, what did Holly do on the way from Miami to New York? By TONY KARG The last three songs flow into Contributing Writer each other like Revolution and 8. Who was the original commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise? Light a Fire on The Getaway With two platinum albums to date, Chris De Burgh's 9. Where does Herb Tarlek buy his suits? long awaited new release, Into The Night, is certainly a third. The two year wait has certainly been worth it 10. What is the title of Bob Geldof's new autobiography? though. This album shares a similar style with his last chorus lyrics: "Oh Romeo is standing in the rain/I know platinum release, The Getaway. As usual, he uses that I have let her slip away." De Burgh's attempt at a powerful lyrics and a moving rhythm. The major "distance makes the heart grow fonder" attitude is Answers change is that his overall song style is much more manifested in One Word, the third song on side two. He commercial, thanks to an extensive use of synthesizers. also adds a personal touch to this album in the next Side one begins with Last Night. It makes a statement song, For Rosanna. In it, he expresses the joy of birth It? That Is 10. and, in shop pro golf particular, the joy of the birth of his new Kentucky. in A 9. daughter. Christopher Captain 8. Pike. Deßurgh's music on The last three songs, The Leader, The Vision and eyebrows plucked this album legs. her shaved and her She 7. What About Me? flow into each other like Revolution 6. is more commercial thanks to Macbeth and Light A Fire do on The Getaway LP. The songs 5. an extensive use of Lilac the Louie deal with the coming of revelation and the costs of Clown the Chuckles 4. synthesizers victory. fighter Prize 3. Into The Light is an impressive release that is Hollywood The of cover the (Check $4.00 2. album Bowl war and how people change because of it. Fire destined for greatness artistically and financially. It is Robinson Mrs. 1. about On The Water begins a sequence of alternating quick especially recommended for those who enjoy easy- beat/ slow beat song interchanges. It is a beautiful love listening music. 12 Thursday, September 11, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY Etcetera Thursday, Saturday, Monday Help Wanted Personals Personals September 11 September 13 September 15

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By SCOOP FURLONG side, Stiliadis tore his medial Sports Editor collateral and posterior capsule ligaments. On Sunday he was oper- Ironic, isn't it? ated on for two hours and fitted with The 1986 Golden Hawk football a hip to toe cast. season began the way last season It was the fourth serious injury the ended, with a touchdown in the final Hawks sustained this season. Two two seconds of play. This time, starting offensive linemen, Vince however, it was the Hawks that Hamilton and Mike Choma, are scored. already on the shelf. With two seconds on the clock, Quarterback, Rod Fhilp, hit slot- First Half back, Steve Seifried, with a 20-yard pass-and-run play for a touchdown The first half featured uninspired to give Laurier a come-from-behind play at both ends of the field. The 22-19 win. Hawks most impressive drive was Last season, in case your memory their first possession. With quarter- has suppressed the event, it was back, Mike Wilson, at the helm, the Hawks marched 35 yards before punting. Concordia's second possession resulted in a single point on a 40- yard missed field goal attempt. Laurier quickly rebounded with a Grant Fraser 33-yard field goal. A 36-yard pass-and-run play to Ken Evraire set up the three-pointer. Concordia took over the ball on their own 35-yard line. A twenty- yard run up the middle moved the Stingers to midfield. Rickers was injured during the play. Concordia ran the ball right at Rickers' replacement, Rob Malec. Stinger running back, DJ Francis, broke loose and was eventually brought down at the three yard line by defensive back, Rohen Dove. Two Veron Stiliadis plays later the Stingers led 8-3. Laurier closed out the half with a Quarterback Rod Philp (10) rolls out to pass and Mike Western that scored a touchdown single point off the toe punter, evade Concordia's rush. Philp veteran Wilson of split the with two seconds to play to defeat Ken Evraire. quarterbacking duties. Cord photo by Rob Furlong. the Hawks 19-16 in the Yates Cup. The game started the Hawks on Second Half lead. Another missed fieldgoal, this minutes, Francis made two conse- Rugby style kick-off return involving the right foot but victory had its one from 33 yards out, increased the cutive heads-up plays. First, he stole three Hawks moved the ball to price. Two Hawks went down with Third year quarterback, Rod lead to 16-4. the ball from linebacker, Dave midfield. Wilson replaced Philp at injuries. Linebacker, Blair Rickers, Philp, replaced Wilson to start the Then Philp caught fire. A 16-yard Kohler, who had just recovered a quarterbackand came out throwing. will be out for at least two weeks second half. touchdown pass to Evraire capped a fumble. Then Francis broke through Two incomplete passes later, the with strained knee ligaments. Veron Concordia stung Philp with an nine-play 85-yard drive. Suddenly the line for a 50-yardromp. Only the Hawks punted. Stiliadis was even less fortunate. interception on Laurier's third the score was 16-11. speed of cornerback, Ron Kline, Again the defence hemmed the Stiliadis, a first team all-star last year possession. Cornerback, Stephane A tough Hawk defence hemmed prevented a touchdown. The de- Stingers within their own 15-yard and the Hawks lineman-of-the-year, Chapados, stepped in front of a pass Concordia inside the ten-yard line. fence bent, but did not break, as line. And again the Stingers gave up is out for the season with a knee attempt to Evraire and returned the The Stingers gave up an intentional they held the Stingers to an 18-yard an intentional safety to make the injury. interception to the eight-yard line. safety and the Hawks were within field goal to keep the Hawks within score 19-15. It happened on the Stingers first A sweep to the right put three points. six points. play from scrimmage. Hit from the Concordia in a commanding 15-4 Then, in the game's final three An excellent, albeit unplanned, Continued on page 15 Penalty kicks decide outcome Soccer team victorious in RIT tournament corner from 20 yards out. struck a low drive from just outside back strong. by CHRIS STARKEY The Hawks quickly upped their the 18 yard box. Constant Laurier pressure even- and SCOTT PATRIQUIN lead to two, notching the second In addition to Mackie and the tually led to the equalizing goal by Contributing Writers goal at the 9:38 mark. Abraham put keeper Kraemer, defender Dave Kevin Adams. After taking a pass The Wilfrid Laurier Golden a pass onto the able foot of veteran Murray and midfielder Henry Bout from Abraham, the veteran scored Hawks' men's soccer team contin- Henry Bout, who buried a perfectly were named all-stars and the rookie from 15 yards against a fatigued ued their pre-season schedule last placed drive into the top right striker Abraham won MVP honours. Tiger defence. weekend by coming home victorious corner. The final pitted the Hawks against Ending 1-1, the game was followed with the Rochester Institute of Providence quickly struck back the highly-rated RIT Tigers. Roch- by a cautious overtime period in Technology (RIT) championship. 40 seconds later, taking advantage ester has a 43-game winning streak which neither side enjoyed a good Coach Barry Lyon's Hawks are of a Laurier defensive lapse. Hawk in league play and are 2nd in pre- scoring chance. The game, and the the first Canadian team ever to win keeper Uwe Kraemer played the season NCAA Division 111 polls. tournament, was decided by penalty the event, defeating the Providence ball carrier on the two-on-one but The Tigers came out playing up to kicks. College Friars 3-1 and edging the the Friar's cross missed Kraemer's Roy Abraham their reputation, completely dom- Despite having spent the game home Rochester side on penalty outstretched palms and Providence inating the Hawks before finally watching veteran John Alilovic and shots in the final. captain John Kuhlman tapped the penalty kick, Kraemer made an tallying on a well-executed free kick rookie Derek Zapp between the The first game saw the Hawks ball into the empty net. excellent airborne save, deflecting in the 26th minute. "We were lucky posts, freshman Uwe Kraemer was take an early 2-1 lead, then hold the Near the end of the half, Laurier the ball wide of the net. to be down by only one at the half," called upon by coach Lyon to Friars off before adding an early experienced a tense moment as Laurier's third goal, by Peter said Lyon. Some questionable calls confront the Tigers. "Kraemer was second-half marker. Laurier's Roy rookie defender Kevin Kuppers was Mackie in the 51st minute, was a fine by the referee didn't help the Hawk just dynamite at penalty shots in Abraham started the scoring at 2:29, forced to save a goal by clearing the individual effort. The tournament cause, but the intermission seemed practice" said Lyon. The London they came blasting a high shot into the left ball with his hand. On the ensuing all-star eluded three defenders then to revitalize the club and Continued on page 15 14 Thursday, September 11, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

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Continued from page 13 protection and Mike marched them Following the free kick, Laurier down there". The team travels to Varsity took over the ball on their own 47- Stadium in Toronto, on yard line with only 1:10 to play. Friday, for what hfawk head Wilson continued moving the ball coach, Rich Newbrough, calls a "playoff game". downfield with his arm. A holding "The team that wins on Friday call and an incomplete pass threat- is probably ened to end the drive but Wilson hit play-off bound", said Newbrough. Game is Joe Nastasiuk with a 20-yard com- time 7:30 p.m. pletion. with a fan bus leaving from the Athletic Complex. A face mask infraction gave the Hawk Talk: Linebacker, Jon Hawks a first down on the twenty Graffi, (ankle injury) should dress yard line. Under heavy pressure, on Friday. It looks as if Frank Lama Wilson managed to throw the ball will replace Stiliadis as middle line- away before being sacked. Wilson backer. An uninformed source has was shaken on the play and Philp hinted Alex Troop might return... was forced to come in. Blair Rickers Philp immediately hit a crossing said Philp, "I have to give credit to Seifried for the winning touchdown. the O-Line and Mike (Wilson). The "It was a good call by the coach," whole game the O-Line gave great -Upcoming—

TSN tackles CIAU Football, at Toronto TORONTO (CUP) - Canada's only vious years to be more to Fri, 12, pay television sports network is attentive Sept. 7:30 p.m. regional interests. aiming for a broader university "This year's program is a fine clientele by expanding its coverage tuning of last year's. We're trying of collegiate football play. to Men's Soccer be a little more representative this Though students have been re- Windsor year," Thompson said. Thurs, 11,4 luctant to take to the two-year-old Sept. p.m.

channel, TSN — The Sports collegiate coverage TSN's football at McMaster Network — is betting its eight-game this begins Sept. year 20 when Wed, Sept. 17, 7 p.m. lineup of Canadian Interuniversity defending CIAU champions, the Athletic Union contests will draw a Calgary Dinosaurs play the Alberta strong following. Golden Bears in Edmonton. The Women's Soccer sales or our audiences aren't "Our series will conclude Nov. 15 with York Tournament where we'd like them, but we're coverage of the Atlantic Bowl September 13-14 hoping to build on these this year," regional championship. The CTV Split-end Ken Evraire outreaches two Stingers for a 3rd-quarter said TSN programming official Jim network will broadcast the national touchdown grab. Cord photo by Rob Furlong. Thompson. He said TSN has championship game for the Vanier expanded its coverage from pre- Cup on Nov. 22. Sports Quiz By SCOOP FURLONG Sports Editor

1. What was the nickname of the 1934 World Champion St. Louis Cardinals? 2. Who holds the world record in the long jumpand in what year was it set? 3. When Montreal won the Stanley Cup in 1971 by beating Chicago, who scored the overtime goal in the seventh game? 4. Who pitched the Toronto Blue Jays to victory in their very first league game? 5. Name the three schools, other than Alabama, that the legendary Bear Bryant served as head coach? 6. Who was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers first quarterback? 7. CBS broadcasters Irv Cross and Tom Brookshire both played for the same NFL team. Name it. 8. Who did the Montreal Expos trade Ken Singleton to the Orioles for? 9. Franco Harris was a blocking back in college. Who did he block for? 10. Who was the major star involved in baseball's "Black Sox" scandal in 1918? Rookie netminder Uwe Kraemer saves another penalty kick during a workout. The practise paid off in Rochester this past weekend. Cord photo by Rob Furlong. Answers Kentucky Maryland, A&M, Texas 5. Jackson Joe 'Shoeless' 10. Singer Mitchell Lydell 9. Bill 4. Five Hawks named all-stars McNally Dave 8. Richard Henri 3. Beamon, Continued from page 13 Eagles Philadelphia 7. 1968 Bob 2. win. face their two major rivals, the Gang by making Spurrier Steve 6. Gashouse The 1. native responded stops The Hawks won even though they Windsor Lancers and the McMaster on the' first two Providence shots. played without the services of Marauders. Lyons second excellent strategy international players Peter Gilfillen, Kick-off time against Windsor is move was letting Kevin Adams take Lyndon Hooper and OUAA all-star at 4 p.m. on Thursday, September the fifth and final kick. Each team Scott Patriquin. In addition, Lyon 11and the Mac game startsat 7 p.m. had 3 goals with only Adams' shot was able to get a look at 20 players in Wednesday, September 17. Both remaining and despite battling the action. games are at Bechtel Park, located pro-RIT crowd's taunting, the cool After their final exhibition game at the east end of University Avenue. senior quietly deposited the ball versus on Sept- Come out and and enjoy some top- behind the Tiger goalkeeper for the ember 9th, the Golden Hawks will quality soccer action. Sportswriters Wanted!! A meeting will be held for all interested sportswriters on Thursday, September 11, 5:30 p.m. Cord offices, second floor student union building, behind the Games Room.

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