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Wilfrid Laurier University Volume 26, Number 6 Thursday, September 26, 1985

City task force

Housing an issue

Andrea Cole sented by their cases in support of a task force,

although some residents stated that imme-

The of Waterloo task force diate action proposed City was necessary.

student became a last on housing reality Steve Brown, a resident of the area bor-

Monday night at a standing-room-only City dered by University Avenue, Columbia, Council meeting. Lester and Hemlock streets, said that, "quite Alderman Brian Turnbull, the originator regrettably, attempts are not going well [to he of the motion, says has two reasons for integrate student housing into residential it is suggesting to Council. He said that there areas

conflict between two embraced a policies by Brown presented a petition to the Council

the and that some solution must be city, which was signed by 255 people represent- found to accommodate these two policies. ing 179 households. The petition regarded He said that the of Waterloo has issues his city area sees as being of major con-

had an unwritten to "accom- excessive always policy cern; namely, noise coming from modate students who live in the city of student houses, over-crowding, neglected

Waterloo are an of maintenance of ... they important part property, and improper life." community parking of cars. The area blames most of

has written to The city also a policy these problems on absentee landlords.

Turnbull wants did of the encourage family housing. Brown, as most other delegates,

to avoid a situation similar to the stated that students Brighton were not a problem school issue. This school is in public danger when the landlord lived on the property as

of closing due to declining enrolment. Turn- well as the students.

bull attributed fewer public school students He cited an example of student rowdiness

of families live the area. to a reluctance to in in unsupervised houses. A homeowner in the

"I could not come with an personally up neighbourhood found this on her drive- sign We've to talk! the task got said Turnbull of — easy answer," way: "Party anytime Saturday — Bring

force. "It's a issue because so complex many all the liquor you can." He also said that at Waterloo Alderman Brian Turnbull has made some fairly interesting comments involved." people are times, profanity of language was so bad that about students in Waterloo. He, and others, think that the student housing problem he had had He told Council also that not he wouldn't allow his children outside to should be solved, photo by Peter J. Lear about his the any questions approach to play- issue. "Everyone I've talked to in the past Other area residents reiterated Brown's two weeks thinks that this aproach (the task concerns. force) is a reasonable one," he said.

actual motion is broader in In debate following the by Student The now scope presentations input sought because other aldermen, including Alder- residents, Alderman Thomas said that she

its word- knows, from the city on man Shortreed, questioned original being representative by Bruce Arculus Alderman Brian Turnbull caused some the Wilfrid Laurier ing. In its first form, the motion read, "... Board of Governors, that controversy last week with his statements in Student student funds for accommodation are de- that the City of Waterloo initiate a A student group has set out to get more Waterloo City Council that housing that "I task force to the question of creasing. don't know where these stude Housing study students involved in the Nov. 12 municipal should be occupied families in " but by Uptown and demand of student nts are going to they certainly can't supply housing .... go, elections. Waterloo is occupied students " being by The motion the upset whole neighbourhoods," she said. now reads ... to study "We're going torun a campaign aimed at instead. Certosimo and Waterloo Federa- Matt of student housing ..." Certosimo, president of Wilfrid the question pocketbook, because is some- money tion of Students president Sonny Flanagan the and Laurier University Students' Union, and By changing wording broadening thing that affects us all," said Wilfrid Laurier responded by asking the city to "not create be of the University the of the motion the task force may Sonny Flanagan, president University Students' Union (WLUSU) scope presi- student ghettos." Council passed a motion of Waterloo Student both able to look at such issues as transit for Federation, are dent Matt Certosimo. task Monday night to set up a force to study and concerned about the segregation of students students parking problems. Certosimo said the plans to focus group the issue (see from the and the creation of accompanying story). Alderman Turnbull said he was most community issues on the of a monthly bus housing, pass, "A lot of our work, though, will be simply in student ghettos. Certosimo said that this interested in student housing general, day care, and safety. to get students enumerated and getting them task force creation defines the issues rather than its on the area "really The impact Uptown group intends to get all-candidates out to vote," said Certosimo. for this municipal election. is tradi- "I think we have an interest- Housing specifically. ... meetings on campus at Waterloo universi- Sheldon Freeman, assistant commissioner tionally an issue in a ing We should not rule out any important municipal ties, and to with literature, problem. campaign pos- of university affairs, said that some success election." He forward issues." is looking to student and local peripheral ters, through press to focus atten- residents involvement in the task force. Several of area on their delegations pre- tion concerns. continued on pg. 9

OSAP clinic: advice and answers Inside

Study Program. The position of The clinic is for informational OFS and Ontario Student Awards. Jefferson by Liz OSAP clinic co- "It'll inform- Laurier's Commission of apply/appeal purposes only. give you University Yabba dabha doo! ordinator will be filled student ation is by a that Student Awards will pro- Affairs also involved in the Laurier has a new self-styled aid is the first who for the and but have line since trial member- Improved student qualifies program vide, you'd to up for,'' project, WLUSU's social club, the Loyal Order of the for an interview with Wilfrid said that students in OFS falls priority on Student Agenda passes Tice, noting may ship under this cate- Water Buffaloes, the Ontario Laurier Students' Union wait weeks 3 Change planned by University have to up to two for an gory. page Federation for the Matt that take five These student-aid clinics have of Students year president Certosimo, Tice, appointment may 1985-86. OSAP of univer- with other The new applic- assistant commissioner minutes. met success in schools, Strange combination is the said ation/appeals clinic at Laurier sity affairs Sheldon Freeman, and In case of application, stu- Tice. Although he is a High-test rock and roll in Kit- one of this another Board of Directors mem- dents shown how WLUSU he said that his way addressing priority. are to complete director, chener's posh Centre in the The OFS with OSAP is committee clinic was set up by ber. No experience the OSAP package accurately. "If position on OFS means Square? Kim Mitchell and Lee and orientation will be hand that he student aid committee member necessary; pro- we can in a perfect copy, the for this particular issue, is Aaron took turns shaking the Tice "more WLUSU Board member Jono vided by Tice and Delion. whole thing goes faster," Tice com- or less working out of the rafters of the usually staid venue with student would be CUA with Working closely The co ordinator respon- mented. Melany (Franklin, the last Thursday. Find out which awards Tice wishes officer Pauline Delion, sible for scheduling and recruiting a When a student to appeal vice-president: university affairs) one was more successful. and a staff of volunteers will be volunteer staff and working an the decison made about an applica- and Sheldon." page 15 about the of five hours week. the clinic tell him her The clinic is all this informing students average per tion, can or running OSAP Student Assist- documentation is needed and and until (Ontario The salary expense, $5.70 an what week, every Wednesday Hawks hang tough ance Program) package, the docu- hour, is split between the provincial who to contact for help. the end of October, when the dead- mentation If line this Football Golden Hawks needed for an appeal, government and the university a student appeal is denied, any for appeals for semester held on and in It is located in the TV to defeat McMaster Marauders advice about alternatives to administration. "The applicant inequities which seem evident the comes up. OSAP. with Informa- but after 21-19 last should have the ability to work case will be documented. lounge right now, Campus Friday. The Clubs Week will be the 17 clinic will also be providing people, inform them and support tion about inequities in the awards it moving to page a for Concourse. job a student under the Work- them," said Tice. system is being compiled for use by "Wng-DiMg U "PIZZA I alternative, I MvV, h s s "TUESDAY ©PINT!" f r monm ' 1 Lunch OAWMVntm. Special: 11:30-2:30. l^For great RzzAph 8864440 J CAN MGHT" GREAT PIZZAph 86 "W 'A cheap alternative!' Cans available at reduced prices.

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Commission emphasizes supply and demand

acdonald some VANCOUVER (CUP)—Students, the federal and loans and voucher payments from M suggested lead to a market university system provincial govern- "offer low-cost 'nofrills' administration and provincial of- which allowed the the federal government. universities in universities will compete ments province to while others would Donald Macdonald But Anne-Marie Turcotte, re- education, ficials with each other for the as it saw fit. pro- agree: money. spend money

the Canadian univer- the Canadian Feder- vide more intensive, higher-level wants to turn "A little competition is fine but Goard claimed the government searcher at ation of Students in said education intended to set high into a factory. end with advert- needed the for health care Ottawa, very sity you might up huge money will still dis- standards of achievement," the re- Toronto, and because costs have risen offering higher loans In Vancouver, ising campaigns such as $1.49 a "health the Macdonald commis- students from going port reads. — couragepoorer Ottawa, day university come to our dramatically." She said lower- Turcotte said that, inevitably, to students tui- Macdonald recom- to university. sion proposal give university and save' type of thing," In the report, students will avoid "middle and lower-income students tion vouchers instead of letting Goard said. mended higher tuition fees and income getting the 'no-name' institu- distribute federal educa- different into deeper debts to to univer- will go to provinces Goard doubts universities could different fees for pro- go tions." tion is a chorus of with the de- offset by student money getting keep up changing grams, higher boos. mands of students.

George Ivany, vice-president "With in the students' money academic at Simon Fraser Univer- hands, the ideal qualities of plan- for Water Buffalos said he fears comprehensive sity, ning and development will dis- Bowling educational institutions will dis- appear."

if are total- appear operating grants Greg Sorbara, Ontario minister event. "We're Liz Jefferson such as a Waterbuffalo going student dollars. by the paperwork ly dependent on of colleges and universities, is "not proper down on and constitution, so the to have a float, party right around budget "Students keep chasing at all" with the report. impressed ourselves If would like to the self- board them club status. this parade, and make different faculties each you join granted after year," "The Macdonald report ignores if not said styled "Fastest Growing Club at The structure of the club is known, understood," he said. the constitutional authority of the power Broadkorb. Laurier," develop an awareness "completely autocratic," said Ivany said universities will be- in education," Sorbara provinces without and of The club is not a more schools for science, appreciation prehistoric Broadkorb. come computer said. He also said the plan "places if how- times and Flintstones trivia, or "People like to that profound, spiritual aspect, and business students join groups engineering, too much emphasis on post-, Broadkorb would like break a bowling said Broadkorb. "We can ever. anticipates putting you to are fun," because those are areas of high education secondary being respon- mode' then the members into a "peaceful score of two hundred, build some spirit on campus." : demand. sive to the market-place and not with the Order of Water buffalos is Activities such as and "Sitting friends, watching commission Loyal bowling The Macdonald role — enough on its primary Flintstones nirvana's a good for ... you. watching old Flintstones re-runs said the student voucher proposal education and research." Club Week the word for it. You can feel the Budd- for During Campus are coming up. would respond to the need Ivany said "the universities have contained in the Flintstones. club attracted 60 prospective Homecoming will be the first big hism education to coincide with future had some difficulty with the way members in four hours. Geoff the job markets, and prevent poten- the province has handled funding Broadkorb, executive without port- tial for abuse of the present system. but I'm not sure (direct student the folio, gave his theories for But John of of the Waters, president transfer) would help us out the "There appeal of new club. are B.C.'s Colleges and Institutes Educ- bind we're in." more people in the TV Lounge Association, said the federal ators post-secon- Since 1983, govern- between 12:00 and 12:25 than at CONNECTIONS dary education is not just a job ment's grant to B.C has increased CAMPUS other time of the day. In an He said education any training centre. $62.6 million. During the same institution of higher learning, including social every- serves many ends, period, the Social Credit govern- be thing is supposed to so serious, and intellectual development. ment reduced the post-secondary but the spirit of this university the Macdonald WANTED "It seems report operating grant by $48.4 million, ENTREPRENEURS seems to be captured in that 25 has an exclusive concern for econ- the for other pocketing money Canadian computer database firm minutes." Twelve is the tradi- Campus Connections, a dynamic noon tech omic ends and intellectual ends are marketing representatives for a new high job purposes. requires on-campus tional start of the Flintstones. ignored." The Macdonald proposal would search method available to graduating students. club two the commis- The was organized by Connections "We (with B.C would receive of database technology. Campus agree mean approxi- Using the power computer business students said international ("in Wilf's," and information into an is federal enters resume profile sion) that job prediction very mately eight percent less graduate the 48 countries around Broadkorb). Mike Depaul, databank available to employers in over difficult and educational institutions than it presently receives, computer money employers can tie Grand Poobah, and Bill Bittner, the world. Once the information is in the computer, we think have done a bad job, but but the funds would go toward a local phone call. into it using a microcomputer by simply making the treasurer, brought the proposal an for broader that is argument education. and as a in the databank for 6 months Campus the Wilfrid Laurier Univer- Grads pay $25 to be listed denied before education." Goard the provincial commission for each grad Connections will earn a Students' Union Board of marketing rep you in abused the transfer sity of enrollment bro- Dean Goard, a bureaucrat the government enroll. A kit consisting posters, that you marketing service Directors last Sunday. be to to market the the a will given B.C universities ministry, said he system. According to Goard, chures and marketing guide, you Connections is just a and if more Campus between The club members had done all on you require help thinks the recommendations will agreement signed in 1977 campus, 1 toll free call away.

364-5361 or 1-800-387- For further details, call Dale Richards at (416) to: letter 1588 or forward a describing your qualifications

Marketing Rep Recruitment Campus Connections 2 First Canadian Place, Suite 1900, WLUSU's Charity Ball bounces Toronto, Ontario, MSX IE3

know what said to reschedule. At 6:00 on don't happened," by Andrea Cole p.m. film (Blood Simple) Thursday night, he found out that Nosalik. "The

the band would not reschedule. As just didn't show up." The Charity Ball, WLUSU's ef-

K-W a result, the band was promoted as fort to raise funds for the Renewal the first band of the and Hospital Equipment year, It's probably illegal, potentially dangerous, played in the Turret on Friday Fund, has been postponed indefin- and definitely crazy. night. Three hundred people show- itely. The organizers had several ed $3 but the is the paying each, Dr. is an University, reasons for the flop which were up, Harty Walper in the Wilfrid Stu- Students' Union still lost $ 1,100 eccentric genius. And, the faculty, taws given at the Laurier |H| gji total. of his of nature and about dents' Union Board of Directors with the help loyal JpH| Director Joanne Hale questioned he's dosing local ordinances. meeting last Sunday night. assistants, had tickets the fact that these problems not inononeof twenty-eight had with Only But, a little luck, commented that Thurs- been foreseen. She been sold by noon hour on had entire summer the day before they had the to day, September 19, Alt tha& student work these things out. the event. Vice president: cancelled that The Ball was by its activities Peter Nosalik said it organizers which included Nosalik, was too soon to hold the event. WLUSU Matt Certo- "People didn't have enough time to president simo, programming director Marie get to know each other...and the Gilkinson, and music director Tam- Ball was seen as the type of event

that said ara MacGregor. you needed a date," Nosa- the form of a lik. A new event, in is tentatively being Nosalik also felt that although charity pub, planned for October 4th. this event was the best promoted the That same Friday night, event that the Students' Union has

WLUSU film was cancelled. "I ever had, it was a victim of slow

promotion. "There was no word of mouth," he said. The fact that the target market

was first-year students also contri- BcallIRTHRIGHT buted to the event's failure. Forty HEMINGWAY -3j 579-3990 OTOOLE • MAR!EL percent of first-year students in VINCENT SPANO residence would are under-age, and and PRODUCTIONS Presents A STEPHEN FRIEDMAN Production not be admitted to the Turret. This Pregnant unsure kings ROAD "CREATOR" MADSEN DAVID OGDEN STIERS factor also restricted entire resid- what the future holds? JEREMY LEVEN JSSSJEREMV LEVEN ""X RICHARD CHEW ence floors from attending as a -SYLVESTER LEVAY rsCHARIfS MULVEHILI FRIEDMAN Talk it over with a group. PASSER fftead tfse POCKET MCBC.I «ao*D A UNH/HWi Release

> ™" counsellor Product** Nosalik said he was also led to friendly —— T believe that the band, Lane Robby at Birthright. and the Disciples, would be willing Now Raying at a Theatre NearYou 4 Thursday, September 26, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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Housing task force tops agenda

Wilfrid by Andrew Reid ing interest in the upcoming munic- Certosimo, Laurier Univer- a result of the task force. -Matt Certosimo, WLUSU- election. Students' Union issue be the WLUSP ipal sity president, The housing may Agreement

Recent comments by Waterloo Turnbull, who is seeking re-elect- agreed with the idea behind the spark needed to fire student interest about told last task both Laurier alderman Brian Turnbull hous- ion, Waterloo City Council formation of the force, "but the at Wilfrid University Laurier's Nuts to Underfunding the in Waterloo actual- week that he was set notion of and of Waterloo in will be undertaken ing uptown may proposing to segregation is unaccept- University campaign again incite Wilfrid Laurier task force into student able." Certosimo is concerned that election. this This ly University up a to look upcoming municipal year. involves the sale of student the students to take more than a housing in the area. Matt ghettos be created as "There wasn't a good turn- profits from pass- uptown may very peanuts, which are from students at the last sent to the out provincial government. election," said Lew Ayers, deputy The rationale behind this is that since fl Public Service Commission Commission de la Fonction city clerk. we get peanuts for funding, H of Canada in will publique du Canada all students can vote we them the Virtually give money from

a City of Waterloo municipal elec- our peanuts. Basic Last tion, according to Ayers. year's $87 was sent to then JA requirements include being at least minister of education Dr. Bette 18 of Canadian citizen who years age, a Stephenson donated the of and a resident Waterloo for the money to the William G. Davis

Public Service Canada month of September. Students must Bursary at the University of Tor-

also be enumerated to onto. This will properly year's profits go to

vote. helping set up a bursary for Professional Auditing a WLUSU has again arranged for Laurier student. Other - station be items Student-in-Accounts Program 1986 a polling to set up on discussed: and for students -The deadline for campus two to applications for of have jobs as a deputy returning the position Bacchus director is Office of the Auditor General of Canada 27th officer and a poll clerk. Friday September at 4:30 Another discussion Directors topic of at p.m. Scott Brubacher with the Public If are interested in a career as a auditor Service, you may the WLUSU Board of and Linarello will you professional Sunday Serge sit on the

the Office of the Auditor General as a student-in-accounts. The office articles wish to join Directors meeting was the Oktober- Search Committee. CGA and RIA (CMA) students in several provinces. will be the -Three CA, fest ticket policy. It on campus clubs have been the For information on minimum qualifications and application procedures, pick up for next declared defunct. agenda Sunday's meeting. They are: the

booklet "Professional at office or at any office of the the Auditing" your campus placement While the new policy must first be NDP Club, Photography Club Public Service Commission of Canada. approved by the Planning and and the Drama Club.

Priorities Committee, a recom- -The Loyal Order of Water Buff- the mendation has been made by aloes has come to Laurier. Competition 86-4000-AIJA This club Student Activities and Entertain- is open to regard- Closing date: Monday, September 30, 1985 any person less of ment Committee. race, sex or bowling aver-

[Careers The Committee that Its is to enhance suggests age. purpose there be a four-ticket maximum for social cohesion in University. The

both Laurier and non-Laurier stu- club will be trivia ice of Canada ■ 1 <1 112 1 hosting parties The Public Serv is | and JlvA-V>AvA. dents. In the past there has been a forming the Joe Rockhead on equal opportunity employer two-ticket maximum with the bowling league.

tickets available only to Laurier -The Constitutional Operations and

students on the first day. Development Committee will look the All students wishing to partici- into establishment of a Clubs'

pate in the ticket policy discussion Council to review Campus Clubs'

are invited to attend the Priorities regulations.

and -Rich will sit the Planning Committee meeting Fernandes on

this week. The exact time, location Search Committee to replace and will be the the Boar's Head HOMECOMING HUNGRIEST day posted on Robyn Bopari as window outside the WLUSU Dinner co-ordinator. Bopari is leav-

offices. ing this position because she feels

Get satisfied at McGinnis she is over-committed at this time. ...

WLUSU Board members were She is also the chief electoral officer

for asked by Student Publications pres- WLUSU. the four ident Lynn Kurtz to sit on Scott Brubacher was selected to sit

WLUSP autonomy commissions. on the Search Committee for the The four Board members selected Board of Student Activities.

were: The ad-hoc committee on the Niobe

-Jeff Finance will Burchill, Lounge meet in conjunction -Joanne Hale, Bylaws with the Finance and Building

-Ivana Fabrizi, Constitution Committee.

due credit

We would like to apologize to the

Michael Wert — for "Volunteers people who contributed their work to 5, 19, 1985). the and didn't receive credit for today" (page Sept. paper

it. Due to technical difficulties, and

Elizabeth Donovan (CUP) — for »ve do mean technical difficulties, the "Women in Film" and "Redefining left off several proper bylines were female images" (feature: Sept. 19, stories in past issues. We'd like to 1985) the situation and the rectify now, set record straight. Thank contnbutions. you for your

Peter Kuitenbrouwer (CUP) —

for "Direct-to-student funding possi-

ble" (page 3, Sept. 12, 1985).

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news

Scholarships available for grads

Liz Jefferson by At Laurier, the admission of In order to qualify for the Ontario able from government agencies The position of grad director is graduate students is handled by Dr. Graduate and foundations. in Scholarship program, a individual being filled an October by-elect- For undergraduates who finish Andrew Berczi, the dean of student grad- must have attained a mini- Many students take jobs as ion after the resignation of Bill with a debt uate university heavy load, studies and director of re- B+ in the Berczi mum average, hold Canadian T.A.s or faculty research. This Mcßain during summer. idea of the graduate studies may search. The basic requirements are citizenship (Ontario residents are about 10 hours of work that "what is is Grad provides says missing a seem financially in impractical. a B average an honours degree, such We're given preference), and be register- as marking, teaching or re- Association. disorganized, Students who have the academic three letters of de- reference, and, ed in the first or second of week. and there is less interaction between year a searching projects every and inclination to further on the ability pending department, an is stu- graduate program. Documenta- There a problem with space for the administration and the their studies don't have to shoulder entrance exam. Berczi makes the tion such as transcripts, letters of researchers, especially in the Peters dents. If there was major dissatis- burden alone. Both the the prov- final decision concerning admis- reference from and Berczi I'm would professors, De- Building. says that condi- faction, sure we incial and the univer- sions government when the quota of a depart- Forms tions from de- partmental Ranking must vary department to organize." sity have aid programs available ment has been reached. be submitted. partment. "Typically they get a Contact between the students for who meet certain This graduates university operates at zero carel in house and or space a on Berczi himself as the dean is requirements. growth; enrolment doesn't fluctuate Competition is tight for grad Bricker." Business and social work also not as much as he'd like to see. Laurier offers much from to Laurier graduate pro- year year. scholarships; a successful applicant T.A.s have to around" for He "shop sees his position as "typical" of in polit- has about 500 fifty will be term for grams geography, history, grad students, granted $2455 per to hold but Berczi that of "1 space tutorials, other deans: see them at ical science, religion and culture, percent of whom attend school on a two or three consecutive terms. In is says there no real problem. admission, when they do something addition the theology, psychology (social com- part-time basis. Every student is to CGS, students may outstanding, and at graduation." munity or general experimental), eligible for assistance in the form of hold up to $2500 in other awards. The contact between graduate This doesn't prevent students social work and business adminis- a teaching assistantship, or re- The university awards $1000 students and the undergraduate from their and tration. The crowded search well as academic student is somewhat limited. bringing petitions most pro- assistantship, as scholarships on an basis, body concerns the he and minimum commented that the stu- to department, grams are the MBA and psychol- scholarships from the government, awards a of $2500 Berczi and union "looks after says. "We are not just approach- ogy degrees, causing competition the university private found- to every first-year grad. Grants for dents' (WLUSU) but fair." ations. the a second able, for space to be heightened. specific study programs are avail- grads as thought."

Harmful stimulants on campuses

"The instructions there the tained release Others like be at the border. "It's not are on OTTAWA(CUP) College and uni- Young, also an assistant professor capsules. stopped

label," Armstrong said. "There's no- the Coricidin are tablets 25 scheduled a control -if a versity students are risking brain at University of Western Ontario, containing as drug else can do if are of PPA. maximum with that thing we people hemorrhages and heart failure during said Black Beauties caused the prob- mg Suggested shipment comes in a dosage stupid to them." stimulant lem in all is womed is three a Sinuvit recom- is not the enough ignore exam time by gobbling a four cases. Young dosage day. appropriate, government

He insisted, however, that PPA as which is the students doses mends taking one tablet four will seize it under federal food and easy to buy on street or university taking large every found in Black Beauties is not each tablet c ontains 25 of he said. legal. over the counter in drug stores. of cold medicines to stay awake could hours; mg drug laws," "It's a and market a PPA. "The maximum would be Canadian dealers Black drug you cannot Phenylpropanolamine or PPA is also have problems. London phar- you buy unless you have a identifi- several macists cold sales exposed to is about 150 a day," Beauties the hundreds from U.S. drug drug one of chemicals found in say remedy sky- mg by said Jean with relations and cation number," Armstrong said. Black Beauties, and is also used in rocket at exam time. Sattar, public mail-order companies smuggle "We have not Health and Welfare Canada. them into given it a number." Contac C, Coricidin, Sinutab and The drug is especially dangerous at Canada. They are easy to Armstrong admitted the drug was "That drug is available," on most other decongestants. The drug in quick-release forms of the medicine very get university and college "I have dangerous. seen a and which the blood Young said. "We've seen more at exam time. person shrinks blood vessels in the nose and tablets, stream many campuses shake for hours after with this than with harder six taking one elsewhere, eliminating congestion absorbs much more quickly than the problems Robert Armstrong, assistant direc- cold tablet," he said. said. because it's so available." tor of drugs at and raising blood pressure. capsules, Young drugs non-prescription the Because the is Health and He added that government in a U.S 50 drug not illegal, Welfare Canada in Dr. Bryan Young, a neurologist at recent experiment, RCMP unable control it. "Kids discourages listing side effects of Victoria Hospital in London, Onta- healthy medical students each took are to Ottawa, is not overly worried about on the because thinks the 50 Two dan- know it's not illegal," said PPA abuse. "It's used in cold drugs labels, users rio, drug and another mg of PPA. developed Corporal legally the to the side effects. blood and Douglas Wadstein of the London remedies," he said. buy drug get pseudo-ephedrine are the cause of gerously high pressure

serious needed medical RCMP. "People walk around with a brain hemorrhages in four of emergency treat- in the couple hundred (Black Beauties) in his young patients past year. ment. Antihistamines like Ornade, their The patients included a high school pocket."

in Wadstein said the can student and a university student. Ornex and Dimetapp come sus- drug only

WLU prof survives Mexican quake

by Liz Jefferson " Americans. commented. I'm if assuming any- In letter to WLU a staff, Camp- thing that more work will need to be Few Laurier students knew that fens commented that his work in done. How do about you go pro- one of WLU's faculty members Mexico was "quite an eye-opener. viding services for all those was working at the University of The problem of the never-ending people?" Mexico when news of the violent stream of rural-urban and migrants Campfens has done a lot of work Mexican earthquakes reached Can- their struggle for settlement and locally in community organizations ada last week. survival is and in overwhelming." Oxfam, a social Doctor of Social Work Hubert agency The large university in Mexico which aids developing countries. L. Campfens had been working at is believed to be city extensively Described by Crowne as "a the university during the first half of very damaged by the first earthquake. popular faculty in the his sabbatical His person grad- year. escape Crowne wasn't sure if Campfens uate social work.program," Camp- from injury is probably due to the our Brownie short sabbatical. will Try Big planned to cut his fens probably be returning to fact that the quake happened early "If know him he's in we at all, out regular teaching duties at WLU in Jubilee the morning while Campfens was Cherry the middle of things, helping," she next September. his at apartment, located in a less Hot Fudge Sundae dangerous area.

His lived a & More! family through very Many difficult time as they waited for keystone j OFFER GOOD ON THESE AND OTHER FINE DESSERTS news while being harassed by the j j local media. Communications with Mexico were cut off, but Campfens YEARBOOK finally reached his wife and three ©HOTEL* WATERLOO^ children the Canadian through j j embassy in Mexico, who forward- 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO (KING & EF ed the news of his safety to Ottawa. GRADSM! 885-5840 3 Campfens left Canada in the j j early summer to work at the Univer- sity of Mexico; he is helping the • HOTEL W B 7 faculty of social work develop a Get I _a I your grad photo taken and _ m I new curriculum of studies. He will I in Keystone Yearbook j be home at Christmas to spend his holidays here before returning to Lt for.c South America to continue his sab- j batical work in Peru and Colombia. up in Concours | Sue - Crowne, associate dean of d6SS6If social l-O work at WLU, said that <>HOTEIo WATERLOO [

4 King St. N. (King & Erb) Waterloo 885-5840 Campfens personal interest was g the community development of the | I shanty towns which house thous- Valid: Mon.-Thurs. ands of Buy one, get poverty-stricken South { grad photos taken by Forde Studios ! Expires: Oct. second free i ! 30/85 i L I 6 Thursday, September 26, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY comment Community Relations

I don't think that students really belong in the city of Waterloo. It that here. seems nobody wants us

alderman that too houses in Waterloo A city proclaims many Uptown

rented students of families — real real are by instead people working at real lives. I from 1 think that I had jobs, living came a family once. even a full of few thrown for I'm set parents, maybe a siblings in good measure.

student Does that make less attractive this a now though. me to than community a family?

There seems to be an "anti-student" attitude in town. Mention the fact

that attend and doors are slammed in you university your face, voices

harden and eyebrows are raised.

rent of Some landlords refuse to to anyone between the ages 18 and 24 who is carrying books. Some businesses refuse to lend credit to

students. aren't from class of human Cheques readily accepted our being and disconnect notices follow the original Bell bill too quickly. Students

aren't liked and aren't trusted.

Why are we treated differently?

It could be that students indeed careless university are irresponsible, and rude. we're treated because be More likely differently we can easily

and thus to discriminate stereotyped, are easy against.

What is it about the word "student" that turns a friendly smile into an unfriendly snarl?

It be that Waterloo doesn't solid citizens because might accept us as

don't Waterloo home. should Waterloo concern we accept as our Why

itself with students if students don't concern themselves with Waterloo?

student's from I think that the transient nature of a life, moving place to

difficult of — difficult but place, makes it to develop a sense community think that students of the not impossible. In fact, I get to experience more city by changing addresses.

I believe that there is an "anti-student" attitude in Waterloo. At the

there student towards Waterloo. I think same time is an apathetic feeling

to that this results from an unfulfilled desire to belong a community

the beyond campus.

We'll be here for three four our Waterloo living or years. By treating

will start as home, I believe that Waterloo treating us as citizens.

Fred Taylor Predictions for enquiring minds

such will be entitled ing to out-do the Buffalos. One disease. The festival will be by writing a book of jokes. It zany 1 don't care what the calendar it's of the dreaded says, club will be the John Weir Club; 'Not Can Tune A Piano, But I wacky Fan called 'Live Aids.' Everyone time — that will prediction again predictions will be Tuna another madcap one the Royal will be found in Ronald Can't Even Fish.' amaze and will — Another tumor boggle, predictions that con- Council will outlaw Rutabegas. — The Waterloo astound. Just colon. The White House will set City found and a look around Reagan's quick the — WLUSU has BIA, STCC, student and thus end hopes of joined committee to monitor both at ghettos, any the school, and an application of journalistic up a cases OFS, and CFS, and formed the CUA, BSA, be called more residence on campus. once. It will 'The Polyp Bureau.' space smarts, will guarantee that these will come the SLS, LRC, BOD, OMB, FYC, SAFE, Ice — The committee struck by administra- — The Cream true. You can bet on it. Stand, already wildly money WALK, BACCHUS, PPC, FB, COD, tion to find a new vice- popular because of their WLUSU Cookie, two years ago SAE, and CSR. will ask Noah Webs- president: finance will finally announce it has They invent letters. — WLUSU will celebrate tenth The ter to more its birthday found a successor. problem is, no one

this fall — No they won't, that's just BS. by having a naked Matt Certosimo Coffee and Smokes will remember what a vice-president: finance Rocker Adams will write movie — Bryan a jump out of a birthday cake. This will be does. Wars. known by the and about his complexion, entitled 'Scar as WLUSU's Open Drawer Policy. — The author of Coffee Smokes will their — Sean and MadonnaPenn name — will this here By now, everyone have received Bruce Arculus column is now an alumnus of their of the known child either Pig, Fountain, or O. copy Student Publications calen- knowledge college. He will become will free trade, dar. will it their walls. the Earle of the '80 — Brian Mulroney endorse Everyone put on as Shelley s. Peterson will be able until the named and to deal David in Nobody to wait is their — booze-free Niobe try away year will add more products to lineup of The Lounge, for David Letterman. The Ameri- over. will the after boat owned Wilfrid Laurier (the exchange treats. Students happily munch on a by for won't we have — known cans want except Many stars are even as we but the school), will become as anything gathering Certosimo Cone and the Nosa Lick, man, not for the Toronto Blue speak a festival Jays. huge music to raise sales of the Linarello Lumps and the Brub- 'The Dry Docks.' To his love of the Cord for Rock and other the — job, money Hudson victims be — The Order display acher Bluster will not quite as good. new campus club, Loyal his editor will name until the Federal of Water will drown. sports Scoop Furlong — John Fraser, Monday Buffalos, 'The Bowl. the CORD weekly his More clubs will new haircut Shinerama will time — Fisheries Minister, now occupy nutty spring up, attempt-

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Love at first bite Question

The psychology department at the university of routine of part lovemaking. Beyond a shadow of a their Greater Indianapolis is pleased to announce doubt he will have a waterbed equipped with a wave latest breakthrough in the human nature field. Yes, machine. The Explorer will eat with Week distractedly bits of the the who showed it was to test people you possible your of sandwich about him he flaking as reads, with street and cockateel's emotio- cat's I.Q. judge your abnormal the latest enthusiasm, consumer reports on nalmaturity level now bring you this greatest self-help ceiling fans. However, it is often difficult to differen- How To Your Lover article: Judge Prospective By tiate between and this man our next type: The Way He Eats Sandwiches. Discover if the man feel that fair deed with Do you you're getting a have in mind for some late night tousle sessions is you 4) The Hippie-The difference between this fellow and meal the plan? one of following types: your the Explorer is the degree of interest they have. Whe- The Nibbler-This timid fellow will not only give his the 1) reas Explorer intentionally put catnip in his sand- June and John Doucet Nazi-like before he will also by Steckly food a inspection eating, wich, the Hippie would include this ingredient with the nibble his sandwich about the edge while peering following nonchalant disclaimer:

"Yeah I man, found it behind the couch this morning."

The Hippie only becomes interested when unnatural

ingredients are near his being. Although he can often Sandwiches & sex be found in a polyester shirt from 1967, the idea of

will infuriate him. If by your wearing make-up utterly you

are a who using deodorant, this is Kathryn Carter person enjoys type Not even close! Partially because not for He too will eat his wheat distract- you. germ there are so many discrepancies edly while to finish long-overdue term trying papers. between the light, regular and the cautiously into sandwich to be certain a dead NOTE: These traits are most often found in grad heavy plans; partially because insect is not lurking somewhere in his Cheez Whiz. students. there is no nutritional value.

(This stems from a cruel 5) The Klutz--lf find lover mainly particularly joke you taking pity on your him 4th played on in The look on his fact and this man will entice You grade.) stimulating exciting, you. Rick Pryce

during lunch will be a cross between cannot but this queasiness, help feel your heart goout to fellow as Ist year Seminary revulsion and shock. he stumbles into the Torque Room, falling

Do the nibbler?Do lot of you recognize not expect a through a push-cart full of trays and landing on a table

from this man. After the Golden Hawks their passion all, can you imagine occupied by eating pineapple, his face discovers that relish look on when he mole on your and bologna sandwiches; all the while only ou-know-where? make his y trying to way to your table. When he does

make it table will find he has chosen to your you some this This Gourmand -- Beware, beware is 2)The man. self-defeating sandwich like egg salad or tuna. He will

the the end of the scale from the lunch elusive bits the man on opposite spend chasing tuna across table.

Nibbler. He will eat of sandwich and force it Not for those who like to be off their feet. the and it is any type swept Yes. I'm on light plan, into his face he deems there in in any manner appropriate. Alas, you say, is no man the world who has enough for me to eat, although it's this he Beward man for will eat sandwiches from the the of a lover? Cheer the prospects becoming caring up a little more expensive for light Room. You assured this will Torque can rest chap there is a man tor you; plan. his sexual the with The Romancer -He called because treat appetite in same manner 6) is this during Mary Montgomery which he will claim he attacks his pineapple, relish and bologna lunch he has an for Ist Honours Business only appetite your year sandwiches -with a touch of gastritis. love and is therefore unable to eat. This man will not front of rather, he will dreamily eat in you; stare at you

3) The he next time while off chin. (This Explorer--! you two brown-bag it, you sheepishly wipe jam your can his. Does be rather This will take a look at the contents of it include a disconcerting.) type be a most and with the first month After the catnip cherry tomato sandwich a granola attentive lover for or so.

salad? Chances love has off he will in are your is an Explorer. Be novelty worn begin to eat front of you forewarned, with this of butter and will discover thai he is of the five type man, peanut is a you one types.

No. Speaking comparatively, as former Letters a UWO student, quality and quantity are not comparable. Randy Daiter Postgraduate

Business Diploma Fee unfair to campus residents

15, 1985". fair As the end of September uary that the university is using stu- Is the students hoping that dents as a means of exces- approaches many in resi- university making

dence on the students will sive are trying to find a means of ignorance part profit.

in order result in excess profit? The students obtaining money, to pay

the third want an explanation for this. It isn't On-Campus remaining of their tuition Residents No. Second-year students say and/or room and board. If the full that we're getting ripped off. For amount is paid within this month the bowls instance, soup are only students will be not required to pay half full. a split fee of sixty dollars. (Twenty Angie Evans for tuition and forty for. room and Honours Ist year Economics board.) Reader blames all for death

One can understand paying a

split fee for tuition because of the

Who was responsible for the know the Speedcraft with a many administrative expenses. (you the However, it isn't fair that students tragedy at Bingeman? 1 am very huge engine on back), or just student be full for afraid that our union is throw a bottle, and someone often required to pay the cost blamed. The fact is its maimed killed. What room and board in advance in going to get gets hurt, or burns it's order to avoid being penalized. everybody's fault. Everyone who me is that usually some-

was there especially. one else. Some people never ma- for Yes. It's right the price and we Two-thirds of the cost is more what is The papers want a story, nobody ture. But, that's university nutritional value. are getting good than what should actually be paid wants to here comment, or feel guilty, or for. To provide intellectual Alan Bush for first semester, let alone know paying point a finger. 1 Do. I'm guilty, I AND spiritual growth, you 2nd year the full amount for services that we frosh all stuff. I was a there last year and that love-thy-neighbour Communications Studies won't be for a time to didn't do that the death of receiving long anything to assure things sincerely hope one come. It is not often heard that stu- would be of "comrades in arms'' has more organized this year, our dents off are to like buses valuable lesson and campus required having waiting at closing been a to one pay the full year's rent. Not all stu- but handle all. those time, notone, enough to Expecially responsible, dents have this kind of cash on the barriers assist The whatever crowd, to super- rowdies, year they hand!! and visory staff in lining the little anim- are in, if you were there you do als up, stuff like that. Now; the KNOW you had something to real- Many students don't even with and feel for- Rowdies; you know who you are. it, guilty, come ize the existence of this additional The idiots who drink sooo much ward or at least write a sympathy

$60 as a result of part payment. that they can't remember what letter to the parents, you'll feel bet-

Many interpret the fee as after all make all it split part happened very well, all it's not ter, we mistakes, Yes. I'm a and I of big eater, get the administrative and fees, their fault they were DRUNK, they takes is bad judgement, a couple enough to eat everyday with the therefore little attention it. to didn't drinks and... If were pay know what they were doing. more you heavy plan. People wake drinking means there and you don't give a

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new for researchers in Dr. grants university high Tom Chang at McGill received a fields. technology grant for his work in 10% OFF correcting genetic "These new are continued grants unique," mutations. Inherited genetic mutations like a

Gordon MacLachlan. "No other or cleft ■ province palate or (on our already reasonable prices) hemophilia are caused by federal agency has anything like them." the missing enzymes in DNA. Chang ident- The Quebec government has set aside ifies the missing factor, constructs an arti- $70 million over the next five to ficial GRAND OPENING ; years one, inserts it in tiny cells and shoots subsidize research on the "cutting edge" of into the those cells bloodstream. Hopefully, high technology. After five promising these cells and years, reproduce eventually out- research will be funded permanently. number the SPECIAL! mutant ones. Yves Berube, minister of higher education Another McGill team that received a science and announced last is technology, eight grant week studying the production of last week for research teams at gallium, a metal ! grants that promises to replace the BRING IN THIS AD AND Montreal's four universities: McGill, Con- silicon for ; chip superfast computers. cordia, Universite de Montreal and Univer- "You've heard of Silicon Valley?" asked Montreal. MacLachlan. I site du Quebec a "Well, the Quebec STUDENT CARD FOR govern- ; These subsidies, each for about a million ment thinks we're going to have a gallium five for basic here." dollars a year for years, are valley ! SPECIAL DISCOUNTS ON :

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universities in the ! TORONTO(CUP) —The new Ontario province. : ￿BRAKEWORK BRAKE Liberal U of T of (FREE government appears to be rethinking However, wants some the machines made its to so badly, it it will ! a promise by predecessor provide says buy one even if the doesn't ! INSPECTION) $10 million towards a university supercom- government come up with 1 the In that it I puter. subsidy. case, though, would Last Frank Miller's Conservative charge other researchers full I spring, university com- mercial while government said it would subsidize the rates, those at U of T would I "Don't be ripped off-our reputation is of pay a reduced rate. I purchase by one university a $25-30 built on honesty and fairness!" J million supercomputer — a technological

wizard that can 40 to 50 times The I compute Guelph/McMaster plan would make

faster than machine now an Ontario any at use of the computer much cheaper for 135 II university. universities and community colleges. j The of Toronto and institutions which University a partner- Twenty-one currently get between McMaster ship and Guelph have computer time on the Guelph computer • Court J Lexington ; submitted If the proposals. grant goes through NETNORTH, would get time on free the ! I through, supercomputer time would be new computer through expanding the Unit 2,Waterloo I I rm- \ available to researchers from the other existing network. : 885-2800 —: 1 I 11 t

I University Ave. More lower « | jobs, wages

OTTAWA(CUP) —Student employment is sector," Bennett said. in almost back what it in a few students found work only up to was 1981, Quite

before the recession that took the last few weeks away thou- of summer, according to of I sands student summer jobs. August 1985 the statistics. futon is unemployment one lower than in In Nova percent Scotia, the government assumes August 1984. students have saved $72 a week when

calculating loans and bursaries. In New be it The news may not as good as looks, Brunswick, students must save 45 percent of though. According to Kenneth Bennett, who if 60 earnings living away from home, collection of the data Stats Can's SUPER SALE!! oversees at percent if living at home. Household Surveys Division, most students Many New Brunswick students, like those much than are now lower wages earning '85 working on Challenge grants (57 per- BUY DIRECT FROM THE ! before the recession. cent of the grants paid minimum wage), The recession hit rock bottom in the earned $152 a week. They could not save

summer of '83, which was by far the worst $68 I: FACTORY! 1 a week after paying for food and for student How- year summer employment. lodging. students are more likely to get a job at for student loan is ever, Appealing more money in ! The Keg than at the steel mills Hamilton long and nerve-wracking, said Anne Marie these "service sector days. And, wages are Turcotte, researcher at the Canadian Feder- in general lower than in the manufacturing ation of Students. SINGLE ...$95 _ Scheme eliminates tuition DOUBLE $125 ... instead the loans MONTREAL(CUP) —A Concordia Univer- financial aid program of and exist sity student has the MacDonald commission bursary programs which today.

beat. He that universities I couldn't believe $135 proposes eliminate "It seemed so simple, iQUEEN ... | tuition fees and make bursaries available to nobody had thought of it before," Wheeland

to all students. said. "I've spent the last two years trying

Pete Wheeland research- blow holes it and others to try as FREE DELIVERY, C.0.D., AND spent two years into inviting the has been able to do ing proposal. The free education system well but so far nobody envisions called i; PHONE ORDERS ACCEPTED! , he is POET — Post Obliga- it." It was tory Education Tax. Wheeland At the convention someone tried. '-STUDENT PRICED FRAMES, brought the proposal to the New Democratic suggested that society be taxed in general to

education we — convention for as Party Quebec's founding last pay free post-secondary > COFFEE & END TABLES week. do for primary and secondary education. and Wheeland responded to the criticisms

In a document called after the conven- Free Cotton Pillow "Leaping the bar- suggestions in an interview riers to post-obligatory education," Whee- tion. with the of purchase of land outlines his formula for POET: "I find it hard to convince the majority the student who enters the for education when "Every post-secon- people to pay more | CUSTOM SIZES ON HEQUEST I middle and dary education system shall begin paying a people benefiting are from the bulk after first now the special tax one year finding her/his upper classes," he said. "Right from he said. "This shall of for education comes job," tax amount to no revenue to pay than the more two percent of his/her gross lower classes." shall world and the earnings and be paid for a fixed term of "When we have the perfect ERB E. does job 55 ST. #6 three for one in a perfect tax that an adequate J § |liouok| years every year spent system " from institution." of — 100 * post-secondary redistributing wealth years \ WATERLOO sroKt , able as a The revenue from POET will for now — we be to support , tRB CEN'I'Kt I pay might 1 for all free education and an (519) 886-3430 education entering post-secondary single society a system he said. institutions and will provide an all-bursary adequate financial aid program,"

- - 'LONDON - HAMILTON GUELPH WATERLOO THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 26, 1985 9 news » ■*.

Bacchus trains bartenders EARLY as 1 2 schools in 6 by J. David Black provinc es have to be held here November 1 and 2. established BACCHUS chapters, There is a general meeting of

Laurier's BACCHUS offers an achievement the Laurier found- BACCHUS 5:30 WEEK a today at pm in for which ing chapter will toast in the Niobe new recipe parties have for anyone interested in BACCHUS' national tHQULIGANS conference been three parts boredom and four these and other upcoming events. SPECIALS parts hassle: a bartending course that will graduate student bar- Turret Oktoberfest tickets after 5 tenders who will be able to staff p.m.

club events and on and campus to be off-campus parties.' Policy reviewed 2 for 1 As part of their annual effort to Monday toward Matt Johnston the end of the line. promote rational attitudes by return to drinking, BACCHUS (Boosting Al- The system resulted in a number of Chicken The Priori- from students who Wings cohol Consciousness Concerning WLUSU Planning and complaints, usually Committee will be had "student tickets ties holding a public purchased only" the Health of University Students) Small or available with a the and large portions meeting Friday at 1:30 in Student attempted to get past the will provide two hours of drink- office ticket for Turret doors the dollar Unions' to review policy by paying one variety of sauces and making demonstrations a sem- Turret Oktoberfest events. difference in price. This practice is not drunken inar on handling party held ad- This meeting is being in permitted.

and other problems. The "The to WLUSU guests vance of a special Board of Directors Turret belongs 3.79 or 5.99 of in the and students should have cost participation pro- meeting which will take place Sunday ample oppor-

October to assess current ticket before to buy tickets for our own gram, expected to begin policy tunity of Turret said Marie 1, is membership in BACCHUS. sales 1985 Oktoberfest events," Gilkinson, Liquor tickets available Services Co ordinator. 2 for 1 are Monday morning. "It's something beyond what we Tuesday to Oktoberfest co ordinator Sven Students are encouraged express usually do," said Marc Cowin, their views Diekhof feels that the question students on Oktoberfest ticket policy national and interim local director "are the 1:30. The must consider is we opening our at meeting Friday at Schnitzel of the "Each we organization. year doors not? 1 will be moved from the to guests or think we meeting

to initiate a new Choose hope program." ■should." WLUSU office if numbers warrant. from Gypsy, Hunter or Swiss. BACCHUS bar- The decision Those wishing Diekhof is referring to ticket regarding ticket buying present Includes fries and vegetable. this will be available the tenders at their parties year are policy which allows only two tickets at procedure on

time to be students taped-phone from the Infor- required to purchase ingredients for a purchased by on message the first day of sales. This allows stu- mation Booth. The number is 3/4 of the BACCHUS-created 5,99 dents to purchase their two tickets and 884-5210. "mocktails," non-alcoholic cock-

tails with names no less exotic or

those at Italian tastes less enjoyable than Wednesday Night favourite saloon. BACCHUS your Lasagna, Linguini with Clam Sauce or staff will serve beer, wine, liquor Input and mocktails like "Caribbean Fettucini Alfredo. Served with a small

Wilf's scin- Fling," "Orange Up" or continued from 1 tion time is between pg at any one caesar salad and garlic bread. tillating "Sparkleberry" without and This 10,000 20,000. is a large further service charge to achieved in this any party has been already potential voting block, which could 4.99 weeks notice is organizers. Two area. have an impact in areas that concern requested. "We've got permission to compile the us, specifically regarding cost "Where Fun Is Made Affordable" to make res- "We want parties enumeration lists of students not and lack of housing, safety, including

and a lot more fun without and we've ponsible already enumerated, con- the Hazel and University crossing, a 384 N2J problems," Cowin said. firmed that 537 of 639 residence and King St., North, Waterloo, Ont. 2Z3 any monthly bus pass, day care

Cowin also success for reported students have already been enumer- facilities." (519)886-6660 BACCHUS on the local and na- ated," he said. Certosimo said an organizational tional fronts. He that said many But the main focus of the cam- will be held in his office this meeting j Laurier had students approached remains students, and what's 3 and all interested paign Friday at p.m., him about involved. Such at stake for said Certosimo. getting them, students are invited to attend. "We're

enthusiasm has also been found in "The of Waterloo is population going to need all the help we can national campaign, the recruiting around 60,000. The student popula- get," he said.

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11 Suitable for inclusion on your "Resume Record". 10 Thursday, September 26, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

September 28 October 1 Saturday, Tuesday, Accommodations

classifieds HOMECOMING'85ALUMNI Re- JOB SEARCH WORKSHOP will be APARTMENT FOR RENT in at 9:30 - 10 in the gistration a.m. held from 10-11 a.m. Check in clean older home for one Hall. Alumni or two Dining Champagne PCS for location. students. Close to downtownKit- Brunch & Annual General Meet-

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Rebels Forgotten are indiscriminate

about whom to offend; everyone has been dutifully included. This

minor fact has contributed to their

failure to achieve the wide-scale

commercial success that they seedy Carlton Street. rightly deserve. Their approach is Before the show, 1 managed to definitely tongue-in-cheek and not talk to lead singer Mickey DeSa- to be taken too seriously; their phil- dist, who was having a few drinks osophy centres around the ability with Paul Humphrey, frontman of to laugh at one's self. by Tony Spencer the now-defunct Blue Peter. Perhaps the most outstanding Cord Foreign Correspondent According to Mickey, the Rebels feature of the band is their Cana-

are still the hardest working rock dian issues flavour, bringing up TORONTO(Cord)—On Thurs- and roll band in Canada. that are to this unique country. Well, Mickey, Rebels are con day September 19 it finally hap- The Rebels have been doing the Yer Stars, for ex- England Keep tantly shit on. After a new al- same thing since they first showed pened. promising that ample, is a lashes out at song At this point, the band was get- their faces amidst the 1977 bum for three years now, those punk Canadian radio for ignoring our ting ready to go on, so Mickey infamous bad boys from Hamilton, explosion: working their asses off, vast amount of domestic talent. Clark Kent grabbed my reporter's the Forgotten Rebels, had a record playing almost every night and pad and wrote down those things Hello, Hello. The band plays an release party in Toronto at Heaven churning out song after song. This if he considered "vital," even I infectious dance-inducing brand of disco. For what seemed like an summer they toured Western Can- missed the show. It iist of rock and with was a hard-edged roll a pop the Rebels had been The band eternity, prom- ada, playing to large, receptive plays a Mickey DeSadist's most glorious accent to it, similar in form to the that their album audiences. They were struck by ising new was com- brand of rock similar to attributes: "sober, gentle- Ramones or old Buzzcocks. Any that faced bands genuine ing out any day. After a while, their syndrome by most the Ramones. Rebels man, dressed sharp, beautiful girl- Forgotten show is always a fans just nodded and said "yeah, who lack financial backing from friend, dignified individual, wond- riot; the band and audience get sure." But it actually happened, 1 some corporate powerhouse; name- humor." erfully engaging sense of extremely drunk and everyone has it with it does after the is saw my own eyes, ly, owing more tour over Also, he doesn't do drugs (true) a grand old time. Mickey is an exist and it's released in than started with. This being any they year's One reason they have remained and hardly drinks (sure, it must be accomplished teller of obscene record that will stock it. It isn't is remembered as "In- store tour fondly relatively obscure is their refusal to his shoes that make him fall down limericks, a poetic trait he picked a full-length album, but a four-song complete Success '84," named submit to the wishes of blood- in Ham- on stage). up that cultural capital, EP called Boys Will Be Boys. after Carter's ill-fated hos- Jimmy sucking record companies that only The Rebels staggered out and ilton. Some Rebels on vinyl is better than tage rescue attempt. wish to make megabucks. Mickey crashed into Gary Glitter's old hit, No one can accuse the Rebels of The that their first no Rebels at all. good news is posed these "We don't thoughts: value for dollars. not giving your The show last week was EP, National Unity,is being re- know pres- exactly how many albums For the next two hours they ented by if can released on cassette "any day QlO7, anyone we have sold, but we have only smashed, It slammed, trashed, believe that. The band will now." will include new as total of gladly songs seen a $750 from our thrashed and bashed through twen- admit in well. That EP has been collector's to stooping to any level a record sales. I would like to know ty-four with glorious aban- order make few dollars. for with their songs to a Play- item some time now, how people in New York City, Bos- don. The usual from their classic old Nazis and songs ing in a flashy Bay Street disco is a hits Third Detroit and Vancouver ton, recog- two previous albums (in Love from their usual home, Homosexual Murder. long way nize us on the streets if all we ever With the System and This Ain't It should be out that the Larry's Hideaway on beautifully pointed sold was $750 worth of albums?'' Hollywood, This is Rockin' Roll)

were complemented by songs from

their new EP and a few covers.

High School Nervous Breakdown

that was one song should rightly be

played on AM radio. Meanwhile on the home front... The old favourites included Elvis is Dead (which celebrates the fact

that "the big fat goof is dead, dead,

dead"), Bomb the Boats (the

answer to the boat-people crisis), and Fuck Me Dead. They played

Steve the fantastic classic Surfin' for by McCutcheon ciples played everything from Huey midnight, both the band and the on

Lewis to Aerosmith and back to audience appeared in top form. an encore. As Pitting music against pigskin, Chuck Berry. Robby Lane and the Disciples a guarantee to never achiev- Lane and the few faults the dreaded Robby Disciples It might have been the band seem to have a contained ing almighty commer-

made last cial the band has a a respectable showing members themselves that put the within the very structure of the success, penned

The band drew 300 audience in band. The in new to off the whole Friday night. a partying mood. tempo many of the song piss

to the Turret Lane, the lead fast down bit world, called About Ethio- people despite playing Robby singer of the songs was slowed a to Forget at the This sure-to-be classic will same time the football Hawks six-man band, was quick with a conform to the band's style, result- pia.

loss of the never be released For were playing their season opener. joke and always willing to play ing in the raw edge the on vinyl.

For the Lane from the crowd. their encore also a most part, Robby requests Terry songs originally contained. Also, they played and with the their own Bush the music with the of the decked rocking new a deep Disciples gave kept charged appearance band, song very version of late-fifties/early-sixties his lead guitar work. And finally, out in white blazers and black philosophical message, called music. first Willie under Bomb Russia Now. They opened the of Wicked or "the man pants, gave the impression that

three sets with The time that the song Soul Man, the hat", infused the band with they should have been playing at a good night proved and to once that this band of proceeded give the audience rhythm and blues flavour, playing wedding reception rather than a again happy- a lesson their hearts on the roots of rock and both harmonica and saxophone. university pub. go-lucky rogues can put

r oll, and into out identifying each era as they The members complemented each These were only small faults and guts churning some played. Classic roll did detract much from the excellent drinking and dancing rock and tunes other perfectly to create a convin- not from music. The Rebels turn out such legends as Muddy cing image of the birth of rock and night. On the whole, Robby Lane no pret-

ensions, no natural fun. Waters, Buddy Holly, Elvis and roll. and the Disciples were well-re- posing, just others the The Forgotten Rebels were played. Their music The attendancefigure amounted ceived, showing that older music By way, selection with would love to play the Turret. spanned several genera- to eighty people at the beginning can still be popular a university

tions; Robby Lane and the Dis- and the did. audience. Wanna go surfin' with the Rebels? picked up as tempo By 12 Thursday, September 26, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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British pianists dazzle Pops series audience

Marina Munro by His gracefully animated form and busy piece by a Toronto native Vangelis' familiar Chariots of Fire, gainly Schaefer, who calls himself rapport with both audience and who is former of a professor featuring an interesting use of the "Britain's answer to E.T." With the aid of guest conductor musicians set tone the for the infor- McCoppin's. achieve the The climax of the pianos' strings to open- concert and Peter McCoppin famed British mal of music. evening What could be more suitable for ing and closing notes. arrived with the famous Beatles pianists Peter Rostal and Paul The opening selection, the Over- a concert than selections from Concerto. pops Highlights from Andrew Lloyd This is a real concerto, Schaefer, the Kitchener-Waterloo ture from Strauss' Die Fledermaus, a musical that the brings Shakespeare's Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar incorporating themes of some Symphony Orchestra presented a is of the representative pops genre; Romeo and Juliet to the masses? The of the Beatles' continued the momentum. greatest songs into concert last weekend as part of its despite the imposing title, this is the Bernstein's Symphonic Dances piece was consistently exciting, its three movements. It is sur- series. Esso The concert, at kind of Pops music can from West Side without those everyone recog- Story featured occasional lulling prisingly easy to imagine the famil- Kitchener's Centre in the Square, nize, if only as background music and unusual intriguing percussion sections that can lead even a dedi- iar tunes, once divorced from their included (which having McCoppin ated concertgoer's thoughts astray. lyrics, as classical music. The pol- and orchestra members snapping For Bizet s Jeux d'Enfants the ished execution of Rostal and

their set off the collection fingers) to pianists shared a piano and bench, Schaefer, who apologized for hav- of and moving melodies vibrant leading Peter Rostal to joke about ing the "wrong haircuts," made it dance I had find ohvious rhythms. "why to a skinny part- why this piece has been ner." The selection was sprightly performed world-wide.

1 wo grand pianos were intro- and captivating, but short enough Although Rostal protested, "We

duced the second half of the listeners its don't k the in to surprise at unex- now any more!" when duo of Rostal and conclusion audience for program for the pected . pressed an encore, the

Schaefer. 1 he renowned pair, who Rostal and Schaefer next elabor- duo somehow managed to find

on British radio ated on Scott The Enter- another Beatles in their appear regularly Joplin's song reper-

and television, have been tainer, with la that summed their perform- arrangements a toire, one up since 1970. Beethoven, of ing together Brahms, Paganini, and evening technical dexterity: It's featured favourites that had even for cartoon characters. Another heir first selection Strauss. I was Addin- Although even a slight Been a 1 lard Day's Night. These members of the orchestra snapping Strauss work, Czardas, followed. It sell's Warsaw Concerto. While the knowledge of the works of these polished performers, however, their fingers. began but introduced flaw- of showed of tranquilly, performance was certainly composers increases enjoyment no sign fatigue; the white McCoppin, familiar to CBC lis- enough flavour to the the element the the when gypsy keep less, only breathtaking piece, most unenlightened jackets, they left the stage, teners, has conducted audience major alert. This was followed was the white listener could find humour in the and uncreased sym- pianists' blinding were as spotless as

phony orchestras across Canada. by Godfrey Ridout's Fall Fair, with of the when a jackets. Enthusiasm returned exaggerated motions un- they entered. ItheprTnce^ A vacuum 6 street west comedy : princess •

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Mark Czerkawski reaches of with lines such "and by moments brilliance as, what about the Federal Doll wind it and it i ... you up (519) 885-2950 deficits." : mm Canada: land of the free, home of the mediocre. It's Mr. Broadfoot shared the stage with Rob McLean, wonder that turned comedian comedian turned no our nation is globally respected as a a pianist or maybe

world peacekeeper; no-one ever on our toes pianist? Who really knows? Who really cares? The * steps 2 Mon. Wed. 8 p.m. because we never have a foot in the door. Culturally, act was not Mr. McLean looks • 9 particularly sparkling. admission prices Thurs.Sun. 7& p.m.

Members we are the vacuum cleaner salesmen of the world. like Martin Short with a John Travolta haircut. The 2 £ Non-members „ . # David tradition red Broadfoot reminds us of this and at most exciting aspect to his act was the gaudy Calendars J Monthly +

the.same time he cannot but be a of socks and tie he was McLean would memberships • help part it. wearing. attempt « available at the

the with and • Adults $5/year j Last Saturday night, of Waterloo's to entertain audience anecdotes use the _ __ University cinema and • Students $3/y©ar Humanities Theatre illustrate his characters. McLean's was the to witness Can- piano to place piano- at around J (available box office) J his lines ada's premier stand-up comedian. "Was Adam (the playing abilities were an asset but punch fell • campus. in the a Marxist? He naked and wide of the mark showed all). guy bible) ... was (if they up at REQUIRED FOR EACH 0 0 happy Was Louis Riel a Ukrainian? What It was have Broadfoot for ... was refreshing to ... reappear

Uncle Ben's rice before it converted?" Broadfoot does the second half of his act. Although his performance

not not the material provide any answers but one must recognize the was top notch, was truly thigh- of importance raising such eternal questions. The slapping at times. Any true Canadian must appreciate loaded Broadfoot's knack social observa- performance was with introspection and com- uncanny for turning

about the tions into oneliners. "The when ments "Canadian Identity," but the good RCMP motto: you APPLICATIONS are now the and mind will belly laughs were too few. Occasionally, the solitary have a suspect by groin, the heart sound of lone "If a laugher would an follow. everything's could bring uneasy coming your way, you being accepted for the the lane. chuckle from the audience when things got a little dull. be in wrong the The audience was made of typical CBC Even sacred tales of Mother Goose are not safe up radio following positions: I that I from The homosex- listeners. felt at times was attending a Raffi Broadfoot's humorous scrutiny.

concert. with ual Broadfoot was cautious his language connotations were quite obvious to him as he and conservative with his humour. No doubt the PC recited "rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub."

Party will ask him to speak at the leadership con- The performance finished upbeat as Broadfoot

vention. "Have heard about the line of bras pronounced, "In Canada, is not a you new inferiority problem CORD editor on the market? The Rene it lifts it's a ... Levesque ...... birthright." copy

without or how about the Ed Broadbent be our but David Broad- separating ... Inferiority may birthright

it makes mountain of foot it well. ... a out a molehill. Broadfoot wears CORD production assistant "Dolls" unifies campus

lief. However, all credits aside, the under- by Ingrid Randoja Michael Lenz as Sky Masterson lying reason for the production's Job descriptions and in couldn't application and Dr. Arthur Read as Nathan success lies the fact one

but be in the of Guys and Dolls may be known Detriot provided strong perfor- help swept up sense forms are available from the CORD for Be the the the song Luck a Lady mances, and, though not in community show offered. Both offices, 2nd floor Student but and Union Tonight, for Musical Theatre same league as Brando or Sinatra, onstage backstage one found

Laurier, luck had to do showed their talents WLU students, professors, admi- nothing they adeptly as Building. with it. Instead, director Leslie both singers and actors. However, nistrators, professionals and their

O'Dell and assorted friends and-relatives. The company depended on it's possible Debbie Lou Ludolph

talent and lots of hard work Sarah could have fun had the whole to pro- as Brown given they putting

duce the best of thea- Simmons was and piece Laurier Jean a run for her money, thing together evident, tre seen in the two couldn't but cheer past years. as Ludolph possesses acting abil- you help give a

and like 42nd or out loud at a "drunken" Guys Dolls, Street, ity, stage presence and a techni- laugh Applications must be sub- On The Town and The Bells Are cally perfect voice. John Weir or a "brainless" Fred

is a about Other Nichols (who was for mitted Ringing, Broadway play strong performances were responsible to Lynn Kurtz, WLU most of the show's best Broadway. Specifically, it's the given by Glenn Carroll as Nicely one-liners). of and Dolls story a gambler (Sky Master- Nicely Johnson and Anne Stuart as Guys was not a perfect Student Publications Presi- who bets but it demonstrated with- son), he can sweep a Miss Adelaide. Stuart's flair for production,

beautiful Salvation mission- a doubt that the WLU Army comedy gave her role as Miss Ade- out com- dent, by October 4, 1985. contains ary (Sarah Brown) off her feet. laide a certain Judy Holiday flavor. munity enough talent, enthusi-

They inevitably fall in love, and in Set designer Danica West, using asm and interest to mount success- between there is ful a lot of singing. A oversized advertisements and a large-scale theatrical produc- WLU k a sub-plot, concerning the on-again- New York City backdrop, provided tions. Hopefully, O'Dell and com-

/off-again romance a will continue to do so and Ik / of a gambler striking set, reminiscent of an pany Student (Nathan further add Laurier's Detroit) and his girl (Miss America not yet totally bereft of its to community Publications Adelaide), provides the comic re- innocence. atmosphere. 14 Thursday, September 26, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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All right, everybody out of the car

by Timothy Neesam majority, please at a stand the switch the mid-seven- fusion Air ' offering brandy, time, highlighted Coming Up For Looking For a and sherry assorted "This is ties' On the like most In Blood liquors. place tune, Road, which, Flag a Transfusion, it is a powerful arid Kim Mitchell Lee Aaron at the Centre too for good a concert," muttered one Max Webster was co-written with with songs, song, a more complicated score than we in the Square? passerby. influenced his Pye Dubois. Admittedly by T.S. have seen in music recently. Last treated Thursday patrons were to a Back inside, the of rock montage songs Eliot, On the Road features the captivating Audience participation ran high as fans not often spectacle seen through the Centre's being piped in winds to the the the heart is the finished off the silence, as lights lyrics: "On road/ slow/ opening verse of The Party rather like lobby windows, observing a well- down. flare. Red and blue the feet the from go Lighters rune is not clocked/ are slow/ another Max Webster album, Mutiny off home where the are on vacation flashers in parents appear the distance, with hands and to the world." along a eyes/ are quick step Up My Sleeves. Frenetic guitar playing was and the kids are bash. having a Beer bottles lot of smoke. "ALL RIGHT, EVERY- A second round of acoustic fea- with playing intermingled spicy gestures on the part adorned window ledges used to BODY OUT OF THE CAR." Enter having the tured some of the worst country music I have of the band. and champagne brandy glasses on them. No Kim Mitchell Band. with value ever heard, lyrics reflecting on the Finally, Kim claims no particular intention Ring der Nibelung the have One of the tonight; patrons of Lee of cows tied (as in one and in the hit A advantages hearing getting tying on?) writing current song. Go For ditched their three-piece suits in favour of Aaron perform before Kim Mitchell that "I the rest..." was forget Deliberately farcical, Soda, which Mothers Against Drunk and denim leather. were there to watch sounded They everything so much better. Again this was well-re- took for theme apparent improvisation Driving (MADD) a song. Fie Kim Mitchell belt out hard entertainment at with excessive Kim volume, Mitchell slam- ceived. advocates its use as such nonetheless. The volume the Centre med a hasn't heard for a while. into a definitive version of of the audience in drew reaction Diary a Letting on some unpub- song a rave from the crowd, as the Kim Mitchell Band wasn't Rock'n Man. Actually, Roll lished material, Kim offered a that all the band with final song may members played a the only attraction that night. Lee Aaron Casually wiping his hands his be the title of his album. of against upcoming (Akimbo spurt energy. This, and the encore, made was on hand also, although just how enter- white coveralls and his white the touching base- Alogo was released over a year ago.) Titled concert-goers leave auditorium feeling taining she was is debatable. We entered ball Kim beamed and cap, gestured toward Down In The Middle Of The Mass Con- they had gotten their money's worth. Lee's concert after it had started the and won- comfortable surroundings. Asking if hors dered if we had made a wrong left turn into the Twilight Zone. This is a concert? This is fun? The advantage of seeing

Picture a house BOWLING nearly-full of heavy rock Lee Aaron perform is that fans observing a tousle-haired, stunning Kim Mitchell sounds so woman loud belting out viciously songs in a husky voice, and the audience just sits, much better. blank. Oh sure, the occasional arm is raised to a fist in the air to the beat of pump a song d'oeuvres were being served, Mitchell clear- vQ ONLY much the same as ir that sounded pretty the ly captured the evening's atmosphere. The 7 ALL $5.00 song before it. That fist was lowered in audience warmed quickly as Kim slid from y embarrassment, or enthusiasm lack- to with gone song song a professional, clean stage lustre. Pretty pitiful. patter. With his two guitarists lodged behind CAN I Not that one could blame the really two t-shaped synthesizers, Mitchell did not I audience, as had no reason to they applaud. go especially out of his to move in his I BOWL way J and a bar- Ihe Unexceptional lighting relatively usually fluid, lanky way. material,

however, remained much the same as it has seemed MQN—THURS. 1 ren stage to make the burden of since his days with Max Webster: hard, fast, 11 pm to am

too did performing much for Aaron. She not a little raunchy, but fun. much do to cause a stir. Even when exhor- The spotlight remained on Kim for much BRUNSWICK FREDERICK ting the crowd to sing, Aaron was as of the Pete Fredeti concert. on rhythm guitar LANES as her audience. Aided the fl dispassionate by stole the show for a while with an enthus- FREDERICK MALL 7 removal of her black |£W top, revealing a skin- iastic, if the uninspiring tune begging quest- KITCHENER [ I Lee tight suit, strode about the in "Will 576-1160 body stage ion, Lucy do it for a tuna fish sand- 'VZ\L a final pitch of feverish effort. This display wich?" MUST SHOW AD the to to provoked gentleman my right More familiar was Lager and Beer, which "Lee, I love Lee, 1 love sounds much y announce, you! you! better than it reads: "Over to

Lee, I want to (have a deep, personal, but the I for love jukebox staggered a song to animalistic admittedly relationship with) scatter my body before her/ didn't have >} and I lost brains I started you. change my so Metal Queen promoted an impassioned humming 'in-a-gadda-da-vita'." response from the audience, who quickly In My Shoes promoted some spontan- rose to listen. The lighting improved dramat- eous cavorting on Mitchell's part ("Why

and was clear. As the ically, approval don't we just stay here 'till last call"), but for audience became involved the finally in set, the most part he preferred to hold the

it ended. No encore. crowd's from attention centre-stage.

At intermission, we observed several Kim Twice, exchanged his gleaming powder- manacle-clad youths confronted by of blue fender for "age an acoustic guitar. The first fcf 112"! 1™III! if

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invited to attend the

by Doug Schooley ALUMNI BASH

She's Not These Smiling. were also eagerly the LOO from - in 7:30 1 a.m.

in Fed soaked crowd. _ Images Vogue staged a show at up by the lAII Hall that will be to match in the school Dale his tough Martindale (with new orangeish-

year to come. black hair) does most of the singing. Ed

As the last beat of Love and Rockets' Ball Shaw, lead guitarist and backup vocalist, of Confusion the to well- faded, smoke covered sang Talking Myself, providing a

stage, groupies partially filled the dance floor deserved break for Martindale. With the and addition of Derik Images In Vogue entered, stage left. Giles as drummer, the has taken With their semi-punk/semi-fashionable attire Image's beat a stronger tone, a trend and their hair souped out with more hair- in today's latest dance tracks. Other

than six in month, members Joe and spray your sisters use a are Vizvary, synthesizer the sold-out and Glen band stood ready to take on the piano, Gary Smith, bass, Nelson, crowd that filled Fed Hall. synthesizer and backing vocals. Nelson

They began with Promised Land from the bears a close resemblance to Martin Kemp

In the House album. The people stood of Spandau Ballet.

For thoseof sedate, unfamiliar with a Canadian band you who are concerned, Dale

whose work has received Martindale has a new of and exposure mostly pair glasses

through MuchMusic. leaves his thick coke-bottles back in the

the the By third song, Rescue Me, dance dressing room. floor was filled and Images had revived the Images has recently played before sold-

passive their crowds in Ottawa and crowd, who were on way to out at the Copa in jamming heavily into the night. Toronto. Ihe band has recently moved to other album-released such Toronto from their native Vancouver, which Playing songs

as Save In the Martindale nice a It, House, Holiday and their says "was only as most popular tune to date, Call It Love, postcard." He clarified by saying that the

Images in Vogue rewarded the crowd's market they were after was in Toronto. The enthusiasm. They also played several new band hopes to do more university gigs, since which songs have yet to make it to the they find the audiences more up for their

airwaves, such as Look Me in the Eye and performances. 4 King St. N. (King & Erb) Waterloo 885-5840 16 Thursday, September 26, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

PublicReading

The Offer of Admission

It began many years ago

Flick, spark, there it was,

An start — then aspiration in it grew:

A dream that had to come true.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

To reach without limits as in Space Sometimes brings cries of defeat

But never to reach at all

AMERICA Is worse than the greatest of falls. LAND OF THE FREE

moved to my father was Tule Lake For some it's a cliche to say:

BRAVE "There's HOME OF THE always a price to pay."

cried when dream and go for broke they But your exists is there:

I let before was nobody Don't anything let you despair.

but AMERICA

AMERICA IS THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY .James E. Piper

now I'm a threat to mainstream society

wasn't I the model minority?

WE THE PEOPLE The Garbage Man am I a part of that people?

IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION

just a token minority

ESTABLISH JUSTICE The garbage man

is at it a baseball bat to the head again

ENSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY

is is it time to be moved back? up and PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON DEFENSE about stop the yellow horde

PROMOTE THE GENERALWELFARE the we all have a dream way

wet trash TO OURSELVES AND OUR POSTERITY

and tears at to ourselves our posterity tissue.

tender I out from looked my eyes

as and they told me they were slanted touching

soft with -John Iwohara skin.

Surely

it is only

sleep

which rots

Politicians and Trees from you

warm and depraved If could hear you in bed,

The screams of the tree

And feel his fear while he

Would you listen to his plea?

chill in the shadow

His die leaves they of his razor's neglect And fall to the ground.

Death the from sky: sifts the heaps

Chemical compounds. of fashion

and

The tree has no voice argues a case for But suffers the pain,

The politicians rejoice consumption Acid Rain. For with a look,

a laugh, The flows; money it a leer.

It's made from trees

And the companies propose And his mouth

raise their To fees. thinks over words

to tell you The politicians sigh

And for a moment They falter, how he wants your love, They look to the sky, what you've had for lunch, The levels They alter! who you'll be sleeping with

Everyone is relieved and why.

No one rocks the boat

Everyone is deceived -J. David Black

But They still get Their votes.

It's better this was

That's what They believe

No wants to one pay

To save a few trees.

Michael Wert THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 26, 1985 17 SPORTS

Hawks hold on for first win

by Scoop Furlong Paul one-yard Nastasiuk run the up

middle, it was third and goal from The dreaded big Mac attack the one. Nastasiuk took a Wilson only left the Wilfrid Laurier Golden hand-off to give the Hawks a 6-0 Hawks hungry for more last Friday lead eight minutes into the first night at Centennial Stadium. The quarter. Rookie Steve Rainey Hawks the opened regular season kicked the extra point. schedule with a hard-fought win Laurier's first drive of the second the over always McMaster tough also quarter resulted in six points. Maruaders, 21-19. The five-play scoring drive was It was a nailbiter. The Hawks highlighted by two 25-yard comple- hung on for a two-point victory tions to split end Ken Evraire and a after building an 18-3 lead in the 20 yard scramble by quarterback first half. Mike Wilson. Evraire's second recep- Going into the match, Laurier tion came on a second and 10 from placed sixth in the national rank- the Mac 25-yard line. The outstand- ings while Mac ranked fifth. Fol- ing rookie left the Marauder defen- lowing the weekend's action, the ders standing still, giving the took Hawks over the fifth spot Hawks an early 13-0 lead. while the Marauders slipped to Rainey's successful point after at- seventh. The top-ranked Ontario tempt upped the margin to 14. team, and the only Ontario team On Mac's ensuing possession, above Laurier, is Western in the they marched the ball from their third spot. own 28-yard line to the Hawks' 25. Throughout the first half, the The defence, however, came Hawks enjoyed excellent field posi- through and the Marauders had to tion. On their second possession settle for three points on a Rob took 10 the Hawks plays to pound Deluca field goal. the ball into the endzone. The The Hawks back came with a which drive, began on the Hawk Sideline single point as Evraire's line drive scene.

was 43-yard line, highlighted by crossed the goal line to inc- punt Offensive the player of game, quarterback Newbrough (wearing headset) on the sidelines. two successful third down and one rease the Hawk lead to 12. Mike Wilson, confers with headcoach Rich Photo by Bob Fehir. yard conversions. Evraire sparked Laurier's final

The first successful third the half with down points of a 52-yard a first down at the Marauder McMaster 12- opted to start at their play Alex Troop threw the Mac conversion saw quarterback Mike reception. A wide-open Evraire line. After yard a two-yard 35-yard line, and keeper quickly passed running back for a three-yard loss. sneak Wilson through the middle to had to wait for the ball while and an almost their the Hawk intercepted pass, way to 30. A 15- On second down Dave Kohler the give Hawks a first and goal standing behind Mac's defensive Steve Rainey connected on 17- late hit aided the Mac a yard penalty a fumble the Mac picked up by situation from the two-yard line. backs. An additional late 10-yard yard field goal to Laurier's attack. On a first and 10 from the This open quarterback. fumble was the After a hit Mac misplayed option and a penalty to gave the Hawks lead to 18-3. 30, Mac quarterback Steve Fri- result of pressure by linebacker

esen unloaded a touchdown pass Blair Rickers. while in the grips of d efensive The Hawks failed to get a first lineman Veron Stiliadis. The down and were forced to punt from Hawks were blitzing on the play. their own 35. Fortunately, Evraire With 2:40 to play in the half the saved his best punt for last as he

Marauders were back in the game. uncorked a 70-yarder to the Mac

Mac added a single point on the 15. last of the half play on a missed The Marauders continued to field goal attempt. press as they advanced to the

If the first half to the Hawk 40 belonged before a pass was thrown Hawk offence, then the second half into the arms of safety Dave Love-

belonged to the Hawk defence. It third grove. was Laurier's intercep-

They were outstanding, tion of the especially game.

since Hawks did not enjoy good With less than a minute to play, field position in the second half. the Hawks once again failed to get The Hawks started the third a first down. On third down and 1 1, their quarter on own 10-yard line. headcoach Rich Newbrough instru- They advanced to their 45 before cted punter Ken Evraire to concede

ran into trouble. First a sack they a two-point safety touch. This for a loss, and then an made the five-yard score 21-19 and allowed

interception which was returned to the Hawks a free kick from their

the Hawk 25. Linebacker Dave 35. Kohler stopped the Mac drive as he d ished out his second sack of the The move paid off as Mac failed second and game on a seven play. to get close enough for a successful Mac settled for another field goal to field goal attempt. The final score: make the score Laurier 18, McMas- Wilfrid Laurier 21, McMaster 19. 1 4 the end of ter at three quarters. Hawk Droppings: Mike Wilson

Following a 37-yard punt return was named offensive player of the by Mac, the Marauders kicked while game, Alex Troop received another field goal to within pull one, defensive honours. Dave Kohler

18-17. It was time. nailbiting and Ken Evraire also deserve men- lan Laurier's Hoyte started the tion for their outstanding efforts. Hawks final drive scoring with an Although the Hawks received

interception at mid-field. Following minor many injuries, all players are a Paul Nastasiuk WOW! 17-yard recep- expected in the lineup for Satur- tion and a Mike Wilson A once in a lifetime 15-yard day's home the photograph by our very contest against Bob Fehir. O'Brien run, Steve Rainey hit his third field own Richard eat your Toronto Blues. Coach Newbrough heart out. to stake 21-17 goal Laurier to a in was very disappointed the spec- lead with five and a half minutes team's ialty punt coverage against remaining. Mac. Look for Toronto to pass the On Mac's next possession ball they over forty times. A win

pushed their way downfield to a Toronto Soccer team rebounds over is a must as the firstdown at Hawk the 15-yard Hawks hit the road for two very line. Once again the defence bent, tough games against Western and but did not break. On the first down York. by Scott Patriquin Adams who calmly deposited it in Despite being somewhat dis-

the empty Windsor goal. couraged with the result, coach CIAU The With minutes nevertheless Football men's soccer Hawks play- twenty remaining Barry Lyon was Rankings ed to a 1-1 draw on Saturday in the Windsor forward pleased with his team's perform- game, as of Sept. 23 the Pete fired brilliant and against undefeated Windsor Pomponio a ance optimistic about their shot the left the Lancers. into top corner of chances of making the playoffs. 1. Calgary 6. Manitoba Laurier the late Laurier net from 30 out to opened scoring yards "This year's league is as tight as in the first half when the 1-1. The Hawks been 2. Mount York Tom Papad- tie game it's in any year that I've Allison 7. opoulos collided with the Lancer pressed forward for theremainder coached," said Lyon. "Every 3. Western 8. McMaster goalie were causing the ball to bounce of the game but repeatedly team has an equal chance of free. Henry Bout picked the thwarted by the solid Lancer de- reaching the playoffs." 4. 9. up Queen s Guelph loose ball and it to Kevin fence. 19 passed see 'soccer' page 5. LAURIER 10. Carleton 18 Thursday, September 26, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY sports -

Brajja Getting The coaching corner the story?

by Joe by Snow (Chris) Starkey Gustawind

The Hawks This week, cornered Barry ' rugby forged their first Lyon, head coach of Wilfrid victory Saturday as they

powered their to a2l Laurier's men's soccer team. way -6 rout

over the Brock Coach Lyon has been at WLU Badgers. Unfortun-

for ately, this writer wasn't eighteen years and has been able to witness the Hawks' first win coaching the soccer team since its in two

seasons. I in 1979. did, however, use beginnings Lyon's love my

keen resources to th for the game stems from his Eng- get e full lish story. upbringing; his playing career told My editor me the took him to the semi-pro level with rugby

game was played at a Royal Air Force team in Britain. being the Columbia Lake fields. After obtaining his level one ref- Arriving at the fields eree's certificate, Lyon moved to Saturday afternoon, I

Canada. Barry Lyon saw the Laurier team nowhere in The sight. Waterloo team Contact Helga Petz When Lyon arrived on the ient funds and a lack of rugby | general was there some other Laurier he to interest the team's pounding in Federation Office | scene, attempted delayed incep- team in the same manner form a varsity team, but insuffic- tion until 1979. After a 7-0 exhib- they ** Room 235 I pound ed the Hawks last ition that week. 1 season year, Lyon Campus Centre 1 left. guided the Hawks to the OUAA iiiiimnitiimititmiiHHiiimmttmmniiHtMiMMMN | I headed back Women's and Western Canada titles before to campus, hoping to find out where the finally losing in the Canadian game was. I had no luck, so I forced championship. my the soccer way over to Kent Hotel to

start my research. After quaffing Lyon feels the excellent rapport still by Scott Patriquin CYou can register! / I two quick coolies, his and the winning two among players grow- • of and Sign up now! the Laur- games pool, pounding my ing soccer alumni gives The women's soccer Laurier friend in of a game hockey, I ier team the characteristics of the I team trounced Windsor 7-0 in an earned from a lovely lady that English soccer 'club'. According exhibition 8 week game on Sunday for she didn't course beginning Wednesday, September I is although know much J 25thlj to Lyon, an English soccer club their first victory of the young about rugby, she was well-versed $80 Feds - course materials ' is including more than a team, it a fraternity, season. forms ' in other of physical contact. $85 Non-Feds - materials a brotherhood. including course J Edna Chu led the Laurier attack Several hours later, now in the with 3 added goals. Marg Churchill 1 received first Even with the success of the Turret, my break. of while Lisa Fee and a pair goals In 1 soccer Hawks, attendance aver- my euphoric state, found a Blair Fowlie rounded out the scor- fans who had witnessed the ages only thirty per game. person ing for the Hawks. Laurier's player is a non-soccer rugby "Yeah, we SPEED ! "Canada basically game. man, mid- of the was second game year country...the team doesn't have killed them. Our rugby team this fielder Laura Farrer. is said one home field close to the univer- year excellent,'' the eye- Horace Coach Braden was par- witness. I asked few sity," said Lyon. "It should be a question s ticularly pleased with the passing about the on-field interesting to see if it [socce3 organization, and of his team. positional play catches with control of and the on the excitement of play, kicking "We showed the ability to control READING! Canada's World Cup berth.'' game. The witness said, "Hey, the ball create until we could 1 don't man, gotta go. Why you "I chances," said Braden, was very talk coach \ / to Muirhead?" Being a Insisting his players come to encouraged by the play of the stickler for detail, I decided it was camp physically fit, Lyon con- girls." idea. a good Besides, my editor cedes the mental aspect of the The Hawks return to league play told me to. It's logica 1 to find out is "If when game equally important. on Monday, September 30 what the coach feels about the don't think can make the Western they they they face Mustangs at team's and progress performance the team, they won't," said Lyon. home at 4 p.m. and to get a few quotes. The

coach is also considered a reliable

source. futon delight I I would have talked to the coach but since he wasn't at last % week's and I wasn't at this futons S game $0= ca|| for opening hours. week's we have never $90 contest, single been formally introduced. I don't know what he looks but even like, double $123

no matter. I'll assume he was

the he jjfip happy with game and that

would the a real ' say game was With purchase 4 .A any -< - X ''.rIIh $5 ' confidence builder and that this receive in coupons • c 1o for than "Don't ascamia jewellery i ,:raEL-***L '' year's team is much stronger Forget _ last That is what Receive $5 off any year's squad. ** W J V when asked about Purchase the purchase (over everyone says that is cash & carry. the rugby team.

Later in the night, I bumped

actual mem- 113 king st. n. Waterloo 885-23711 into some rugby team

ers.They were wearing their no t-shirts. guts no glory' Rugby with players like to wear t-shirts

heavy-duty macho sayings on Interested in I them. After all, most rugby macho players are heavy-duty kind of After guys. explaining my IWTI\ I I Computing? situation to these gentlemen, about asked numerous questions

the afternoon s contest. Their ans-

wers would have given me for enough information my story, is the Association for wlu-ACM a student chapter of I except by the morning forgot Computing Machinery, one ofthe largest professional what their replies. I vaguely recall MA And don't have to Computing organizations. you said: "Yeah, one team member be in to So involved Computing join! get now... better than we killed them. We're vic- last year's team and today's SWEATSHIRT!' I real confidence (J U FIRST MEETING: tory was a builder.'' their October 1,1985 I The Hawks will try for Tuesday, travel second victory when they P1025 I McMasteron 5:30 p.m. In room to Hamilton to play ©HOTEL* next Saturday afternoon. Maybe

Visit our table in the Concourse today or tomorrow, or week I will have a full report, exciting call Ray at 742-9477 for more information. complete with quotes, the cor- descriptions of the play, cover and club team WATERLOO rect score I will stay next week, age. Maybe

sober and bring a notepad. & ERB) H j 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO (KING BiVIH (S M—r 885-5840 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, September 26, 1985 19

sports

Tennis teams advance

Other members of the team include and Royal Military College (RMC). Special to the Cord Steve Davis and Dave Thomas. Janet Forbes defeated RMC's

The teams next tournament, the number one player Sandy Haas 6- The men's tennis team advanced 7-5 the Western Ontario Championships, 3, to pace Laurier attack. I Western to the Ontario Champion- The ~" will be played tonight and Friday at Hawk tandem of Kiki Vrosevic " -r after Wind- ships easily defeating the and Waterloo Tennis Club, behind Sally Lichtenberg won a hard- sor and giving a Western | strong Seagram Stadium. fought battle over Mac's number

some good matches in a team two duo 6-1, 3-6, 9-7. tournament last weekend. Women's tennis Overall, Laurier won ten of REMEMBER... 0 The tennis team travelled to | eighteen matches to advance to

Western to in the Far- compete Laurier's women's tennis team further play. This weekend the West division of the OUAA. team faces Windsor and placed second in a three-team Queens at Forde Studio with Western will be in Grouped and Wind- the | | tournament involving McMaster University of Windsor. sor, the Hawks had to defeat of one jj the Concourse Oct. 1,2,3 the two teams or be eliminated | from further play. 10 - a.m. 2 p.m. to take | The Hawks number one | player, Soccer victory Jim Alexander, scored the biggest I appointments for of the grad {} upset tournament, stunning by Chris Starkey The Brock goalkeeper foiled sev- Western's number 6-4. one, 6-3, photo sessions for Oct. 28 eral excellent scoring chances, rob- jj The third-vear student followed this | and On Sunday afternoon, the soccer bing Adams Peter McCafferty with 6-2 triumph an easy 6-2, Hawks faced the Brock Badgers at and watching a Barry McLean $ a decision over Windsor's best with inches the left Budd Park and emerged a boot scurry from j] player. a hard-earned 3-1 win. post. Later in the day, Alexander team- The Hawks struck the In the 66th minute, Laurier early in " ed with Bob 1 hompson to defeat chances before | :j contest with what coach Barry again had several . Windsor's number one tandem and Scott who also Lyon described as a "bing-bang- fullback Patriquin, lose to then narrowly Western's time to have fIHsT top Q your pictures boom' play between Barry had an excellent gamedefensively, j pair. taken the rocket the the \ for Keystone McLean, Kevin Adams and Rich sent a into left side of rj Other highlights included fl Yearbook. For in for- the the five- Brock from 20 more tr Sutter, goal scorer, at net yards out. his Thompson s victory over Wind- 5 mation ca11... minute mark. After another near miss by ] sor by scores of 6-4, counterpart Adams Confusion between keeper Craig McCafferty, gave the 6-3. Laurier's number 745-8637 two player, - Willerand and his defenders Hawks the insurance in the I] j gave goal Remco Daal, cruised by Windsor's Laurier fans several tense moments 76th minute. number two. 6-1, 6-2. The hard- *Their will be in in the first half. Brock took advant- next game played will hitting first-year player play an of of Laurier miscues London on Sunday against the age one s in role in deci how far important ding divisional the 1 sth minute and put the ball by defending champions, the Hawks will in the OLIAA. go Western the one. the Mustangs. Willerand to tie game up at i S al \ _ i 8 \WereforYou\ I Hawks the week l II PHSSSHa of J

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sor one apiece. Kostopolous is the

first Laurier player since 1980 to

win back-to-back player oi the

game awards.

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A member of I.aimer s women's A member of the men's soccer

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S3DEWAIK SALE Kevin Casey

A member of Laurier s golf Free public address Admission by ticket only team, co-Hawk of the week Kevin Drastic Reductions on LAURIER Sportswear! Casey, won the University of DR. DAVID SUZUKI Waterloo's invitational at the BEST BUYS!!! Golf for Scientist • Broadcaster • Columnist Conestoga Club on Monday. Shop Early

The tournament was entered by SATURDAY, 28 SEPTEMBER 1985 BPM seventy-four golfers from eight October 2&3 University of Waterloo Physical Activities Complex universities. Casey's performance Free tickets helped Laurier tie for fourth place. 10am to 3 pm must be obtained in advance from the UW Theatre Box Office the UW Federation of Stu- Casey shot a 65 and credits an (885-4280), dents eagle on (885-1211, ext or St Paul's United the tenth hole for turning 4042), College his (885-1460). game around. The golf team IN THE CONCOURSE the 1985 National travels St. Presented by Student Conference to Catherines for a tour- SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY AND ETHICS and by the UW nament this Thursday and Friday. W.L.U. Bookstore of Students Education Commission federation m HOMECOMING '85

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Band, see the clowns, floats and lots

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HOMECOMING

EVENTS

28th 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 Saturday, September Thursday, September 26th p.m. ' " * Tamiae Golf Tournament

4:30 - 6:00 - p.m. p.m. - «:00 9:00 4:00 p.m. 9:00 p.m. a.m. a.m.

Faculty of Social Work Alumni Wine and Cheese — Paul Alumni Registration 3rd Annual WLU Alumni 10KM Road Race

Martin Centre (Free to all MSW Alumni) ; . , o.m „A nAA ann « m

- - 9:00 9:30 6:00 p.m. 9:00 p.m. a.m. a.m.

6:00 - 7:30 Race Medal Presentation p.m. p.m. Alumni Squash Tournament — Athletic Complex. 10 KM

— of Social Work Alumni Dinner Paul 9:30 - Faculty Chapter , a.m. 10:00 „ , A a.m.

6:30 - »:3u

. p.m. p.m. Mart.n Centre. $12.00 per person. AJumni Registration

„ _ Centenmal A|umnj Cha enge Stadium,

8:00 10:00 a.m. - 11:45 a.m. p.m. 7:00 p.m. - 10:00 p.m. Alumni Brunch and Annual General Meeting Twelfth Annual Easton-McCarney Memorial Lecture — Tamiae Golf Banquet Champaign

Room P1025/1027. - 6:30 - 2:00 7 30 p m. 1:00 a m. p.m. p.m. Alumni Hall and Campus Open Houses ! Fridav. September 27th Alumni Gathering and Registration at The LOO *' " 4:30 - 6:30 (approximately) 8:00 p.m. -12 midnight p.m. p.m.

8:45 a.m. - 12 noon Alumni WLUberfest — Seagram's Alumni Soccer Reception Gymnasium. Alumni School of Business and Economics—Paul College: .in 6 . „ 4:30 - 6:30 8:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. p.m. p.m. Mart.n Centre.

Student/Alumni Concert Student WLUberfest - The Turret

"' 8 Afld MUCh More.... J - Much, of Social Work Alumn, Hall. c,™"!"'