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VOL XXI, NO. 125 TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1988 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Reagan defends military strikes on Iranian targets Associated Press no illusions about the cost of irresponsible behavior," WASHINGTON -- President Reagan said. Reagan said Monday he or­ "They must know that we dered military strikes against will protect our ships, and if Iranian targets because of "ir­ they threaten us, they'll pay a responsible behavior" toward price," Reagan said. The pres­ U.S. ships, and served notice ident told his audience that "a that Tehran will "pay a price" more normal relationship with for such aggression in the Per­ Iran is desirable -- and we're sian Gulf. prepared for it." Defending attacks on Iranian But Reagan said that "such military platforms in the south­ a relationship is not possible so ern gulf, Reagan said: "we aim long as Iran attacks neutral to deter further Iranian aggres­ ships, threatens its neighbors, sion, not provoke it." He supports terrorism and refuses renewed the U.S. call for Iran to end the bloody war with to accept a United Nations Iraq." resolution demanding a cease­ Besides destroying the two fire in the Iran-Iraq war. offshore Iranian oil platforms Reagan used an appearance used for military purposes, the before a business audience to U.S. Navy either sank or comment on U.S. reprisals for damaged four small Iranian the mining of the frigate USS gunboats and bombed two Samuel B. Roberts. His use of Iranian navy frigates that had force won bipartisan support fired missiles at U.S. planes. on Capitol Hill. Iran attacked oil facilities off "I have something in the na­ Sharjah and fired on at least ture of a bulletin for you," he two U.S. vessels. told representatives of the As­ No American injuries or The Observer I Stacy St. Germaine sociated General Contractors fatalities were reported, but Power of the palette organization in the Old Execu­ Defense Secretary Frank Car­ Moreau Gallery at Saint Mary's is the location of this of the art finals being held there. tive Office Building lucci said a Cobra attack exhibit of student art by Joclene. The artwork is part auditorium. helicopter with two crewmen "Earlier today, our Navy aboard was late in returning to made a measured response to a Navy cruiser and that a Iran's latest use of military search had been mounted for ND student founds Notre Dame-Jane M. force against U.S. ships in in­ the aircraft. ternational waters as well as The National Association of Beres Memorial Fund for leukemia its continued military and ter­ Arab Americans said in Wash­ rorist attacks against a num­ ington that it regretted the By JULIE RYAN sen. Beres died of leukemia this especially reminded me of my ber of nonbelligerents," News Staff year. family. It struck me as feeling Reagan said. Although she shares the close to him." "We've taken this action to see STRIKE, page 5 Notre Dame junior Tricia same last name with the Olym­ When the Olympics were on make certain the Iranians have Jansen has undertaken a spe­ pic athlete, the Jansens are not television, said Jansen, she cial project to benefit leukemia related. When she first heard watched for Dan Jansen in his research. Inspired by an occur­ about Dan Jansen and his events. Peace corps internship rence at the 1988 Winter Olym­ sister, Jansen said she wanted Before he was about to race, pics, Jansen started the Notre to do something to help. the skater found out his sister open to NO students Dame-Jane M. Beres Memorial "I heard about Dan in an in­ just died, according to Jansen. Fund for leukemia research. terview a few weeks before the As a result, he fell twice during By JANET HEROLD ply and "we are hoping that The fund was established to Olympics," Jansen said. "We the race. News Staff people of all kinds will want to raise money in memory of Jane are both from Wisconsin, have do this," she said. M. Beres, the sister of U.S. the same last name, and both see FUND, page 5 Notre Dame students are in­ The student can select the se­ Olympic speedskater Dan Jan- have large families. His family vited to compete for an intern­ mester -- summer, spring or ship in the Peace Corps, said fall-- in which to participate Kathleen Weigert of the Center upon applying for the intern- Bands J·am at NO for cystic fibrosis for Social Concerns. ship, Weigert said. B VICTOR CUCINIELLO tivities, Temeles said. The semester-long intern­ Experience living abroad is Y schools on the procedures in­ News Staff None of the bands were paid ship, sponsored by the Peace not necessary or required, said volved in organizing a dance­ Corps and Campus Compact, a for performing, said Temeles, a-thon for cystic fibrosis, Weigert. The internship has Eight bands performed at but two professional bands, national public service consor­ been designed for those stu­ Temeles said. Stepan Center last Friday to Material Issue and Sergeant Temeles said he hopes all his tium, allows students to live dents "who have demonstrated raise money for those suffering and work with Peace Corps Friday, were provided with efforts will give rise to a nation­ interest in community ser­ from cystic fibrosis. Dave hotel arrangements and given staff in Third World countries. vice," she said. wide movement to battle the Temeles, a sophomore from traveling expenses. diseal)e and raise money for re­ Applications for the intern­ Weigert said the internship is Dillon Hall, organized and search. ship are presently available at "a reward for and a further in­ coordinated the event which Currently, Temeles said, he the Center for Social Concerns, tensification of it (community may have netted over $3500. is applying for club status. He Cystic Fibrosis is a genetic the Peace Institute or at Assis­ service) . '' said he plans to organize a disorder which affects the tant Dean Robert Waddick's of­ The applications are due on Temeles' cousin who suffers dance-a-thon that will take body's ability to break down a fice, said Weigert. April2? by 5 p.m. to the Cente.r , from cystic fibrosis, motivated place at Notre Dame as well as thick gummy mucous which The internship "is open to for Social Concerns. The apph- him to direct his efforts toward at eight other universities. clogs a persons lungs and even­ freshmen, sophomores and c~tions will be revi~wed imm.e- raising money for the disease. tually leads to death, Temeles juniors who are American diately by a sel~ctl?n co~mit- The benefit was made possi­ During the summer, said. Fifty percent of the people citizens . . . who have the po­ tee and th~ee fi!lahsts will be ble with the help from the spe­ Temeles will participate in a afflicted with the disease live tential to live and work over­ chosen, said Weigert. cial events department of Stu­ conference called Goal Un­ until the age of ~. with very seas," said Weigert. Students few living past thlrr twenties, see CORPS, page 4 dent Government, along with limited, he said. The confer­ of all majors are eligible to ap- financial help from Student Ac- ence will instruct 30 high he said. ------

Tuesday, April 19, 1988 page 2 The Observer In Brief . Now for a completely Bridget McGuire's sign was stolen late Saturday night, said Teresa Bauer, the bar's president. The sign, different • • • attitude more than 12 feet across, served as the logo for "Bridget Let's face it. 's "Life of Brian" McGuire's Filling Station" at the intersection of Eddy is disrespectful to traditional Catholic faith. Jim Street and South Bend Avenue. Bauer, a Saint Mary's And very sacrilegious. Offensive, perhaps? alumna, said she felt the sign must have been taken by Maybe. Winkler "Notre Dame or Saint Mary's students because they're But more than anything else, "Life of Brian" our main customers." The sign's disappearance is "amaz­ ing because it's so big," she said, adding that the building is funny. Day Chief I saw it this past weekend at Cushing will be redone over the summer. "It's pretty expensive Auditorium for the zillionth time and it was -'==~==~==~~~~~~~~~~ and time consuming to make (the sign) and paint it," said funny again. Bauer. -The Observer On Friday, the Observer printed a letter from a reader who was offended that Notre Dame and-Or Saint Mary's would show the movie and allow Graham Chapman to "lecture" at Of Interest O'Laughlin Auditorium. Poor guy. He missed a good movie and he'll probably miss a A Campus-wide blood drive will be held today humorous lecture. All because he's blind. through Thursday from 12:30-4 p.m. at the Knights of Co­ "Blessed are the cheesemakers!?!? Did he lumbus Hall. Those who have not signed up may drop by say cheesemakers?!?!. What's so special about and give blood. The event is sponsored by Circle K Club cheesemakers? ?" and the Knights of Columbus. -The Observer "These words are not to be taken literally of course. He means the makers of all dairy prod­ Juggler art submissions will be returned today ucts." from 4-4:30 p.m. on the third floor of LaFortune Student Okay, maybe Monty Python humor is a little Center in the Juggler office. -The Observer slapstick and off-beat.lf you don't like that type of humor, fine. What has me upset is that people Orientation for fall 1988 courses for the Hesburgh take the content of ''Life of Brian'' too seriously. Program in Public Service will be today from 6-7 p.m. in I don't intend to slam the poor soul who wrote Room 104 O'Shaughnessy Hall. -The Observer that letter last week, but it really irks me when L---...J~L:===:...Em people don't~pen their eyes to the world around Room picks for Siegfried and Knott Halls will be held them. How weak is your faith in Christ that between the ultra-conservative forces of stal­ Wednesday at 6:30 p.m. in the Office of Student watching "Life of Brian" will shake it? wart Catholicism and the liberal-minded bloc Residences. A $20 hall tax is required to pick a room. -The Take the movie for what it is. A humorous who profess an open society of free expression, • Observer spoof on a historical event. Is it sacrilegious? free love and free sex. Somewhere in-between, I guess so. Does that make it evil? I should most of us try to avoid getting shot, keeping Another forum will be held to answer questions and think not. our middle-of-the-road lifestyle. hear responses regarding the residentiality and alcohol Notre Dame is a Catholic school. Saint Mary's "Life of Brian" seems to be a target of one task force reports. The meetings will be held at 6:30p.m. is also. That doesn't mean that we have to live of these groups. What upsets me, usually an at Pasquerilla West for Pasquerilla West and Pasquerilla in a vacuum or bubble, ignoring anything that innocent bystander, is that these people take East, and at 9 p.m. at Morrissey for Howard, Badin and isn't dogma or doctrine. Notre Dame's charter their close-minded opinions and attempt to Morrissey. -The Observer says that we are Catholic. It also says that we force-feed them to us, using Church doctrine as are a University open to a liberal exchange of justification for what they say and do. Senior trip registration takes place today in the West ideas. Perhaps we shouldn't allow students to Point Room of LaFortune Student Center from 7-9 p.m. take classes in Marxism. Mter all, Karl baby If they don't like "Life of Brian," or what For details call Kathleen at 283-4220 or Theresa at 283-4071. did preach atheism. Is that not offensive to my Ron "The Gipper" Reagan has to say, that's -The Observer Christian ears? their opinion. If they want to express dis­ We could always do away with movies entire­ pleasure in The Observer or that Common Non­ Those graduating in May that have obtained Student ly. Well, okay, we'll show movies like "The sense publication, that is their option. What they Loans must attend one of the two exit interviews: today Greatest Story Ever Told" or "Jesus of can't do is tell me and anyone else who likes from 7-9 p.m. or Thursday from 7-9 p.m. at Montgomery Nazareth." Maybe an occasional Disney flick Monty Python that we are living in sin, or that Theater in LaFortune Student Center. -The Observer for old times' sake. Notre Dame is failing in its mission by allowing This is getting silly. My point in all of this movies like that to appear. If they don't like Senior Month booklets will be distributed to goes something like this: Relax -- don't get up­ Monty Python, they can save the two bucks and off-campus seniors Wednesday and Thursday from noon tight over things like "Life of Brian." They are go preach somewhere. to 2 p.m. at the information desk in LaFortune Student meant to make people laugh. If you don't find Notre Dame has a mission that is not based Center. -The Observer it funny, don't laugh. If you find it offensive, on closing our eyes and ears to what some may stop, take a look at what you just saw on the construe as anti-Catholic thought. It strives to The John F. Donnely Program in Participatory screen, and realize that it is all a joke. Don't open those sense gathering units so that we may Management within the College of Business Administra­ take it seriously. understand what type of world we live in. tion will be inaugurated today. Activities include a lecture Too often at Notre Dame, there is cross-fire "Always look on the bright side of life . .." by an Irish management consultant, Edmond Molloy, a specialist in organizational development from Tipperary. -The Observer FORD - TOYOTA - VOLVO "A Republic Madam, If You Can Keep It," is the SOberi ng title of a lecture to be presented by Professor Forrest McDonald of the University of Alabama's department of Advic ~ history. The lecture, co-sponsored by the department of e .·· history and the program of liberal studies, will be given on Wednesday at noon in Room 220 of the Law School. -The Observer a~n~ life , · --.---_ !.li PH: 259-1981 ''The Pushing of Alcohol Via Adver~ising'' will be ~...­ -;.. ~ the title of a lecture by Professor Jean Kilbourne to be given today at 8 p.m. in the Hesburgh Library Auditorium. ~~-~ JEFFERSON & CEDAR-MISHAWAKA ~ilifp.J_-~ -The Observer "International Human Rights: A Comparative Analysis" will be the subject of a Tecture ~Y _David Li~, inaugurating the Joseph A. Matson deanshtp m law whtch he holds in the Law School. The talk will be today at 7 p.m. in the Law School courtroom, with a reception fol­ lowing. -The Observer

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ne 01111ner (USPS $99 2-4000) is published Monday throuah Friday except durin& eum &Dd vacation periods. ne at.er.er is published by the studenu of the University of Notre Dame &Dd Saint Mary's CoUeae. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for S40 per year ($2.5 per scmater) by writina ne OIMerwer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46$56. ne o..n. is • member or ne Mlodaled Pnu. All reproduction riahu are reserved. Tuesday, April 19, 1988 The Observer ND Senate, task force members discuss report! By JENNIFER GRONER Rask, District 4 senator, pro­ News Staff posed to postpone enforcement of Article II, Section VI, num­ Notre Dame Student ber seven in the "Bylaws of the Senators held a question-and­ Undergraduate Constitution of answer session with members the Student Government of the of the task forces on residen­ University of Notre Dame." tiality and alcohol, while The bylaw states: "Member­ Senator Thomas Rask pre­ ship fees are required for all sented a proposal to postpone non-service organizations enforcement of a bylaw during before they are eligible to the senate meeting Monday receive student activity fun­ night. ding." The senate members spoke Many organizations were not with Ann Firth, director of res­ aware of this new bylaw in time ident life and member of the task force on residentiality, to implement dues before this and Steve Newton, coordinator year's budget considerations, of special projects at the Center according to Rask. The for Social Concerns and mem­ postponment would allow these ber of the task force on alcohol, organizations to wait until the / at the senate meeting Monday 1988-89 academic year to col­ Open for business night. lect membership fees without The-question-and-answer jeopardizing their funding, he Two Saint Mary's students enjoy the weather and Saint Mary's library. Though there was a chill in the session was modeled after said. their studies on the recently opened terrace of the air the spirit of spring is still evident. those sessions held in residence halls, according to Tom Doyle, The bylaw was passed by the student body president. previous senate to insure that The senate will debate the is­ organizations give an accurate Pro-choice coalition seeks to strip Roman sues raised in the report and count of their membership give their reaction at the next before they are given funding, Catholic Church of its tax-exempt status meeting, said Doyle. Rask said. Associated Press The suit is against the federal pro-choice groups and individ­ government, not the church. uals, said being free from WASHINGTON The The justices are being asked paying taxes is a form of gov­ Roman Catholic Church's tax­ to decide whether the suit can ernment subsidy that "is exempt status gives it an unfair go forward -- not whether the skewing the political process" advantage in the political bat­ church's tax exemption should in the national debate over tle over abortion rights, the Su­ be revoked. A decision is ex­ abortion. preme Court was told Monday. pected to be announced by July. Only the courts "can create Each one had tonr<>.dil"f". The court was urged by a If the suit against the govern­ a remedy," he said. "The poli­ Againandagain. the big test came, each athlete "pro-choice" coalition to keep ment is kept alive, the church tical process can't." was ready. Striving for his alive an 8-year-old lawsuit that faces $100,000 a day in fines for Church officials and the personal best. seeks to strip the church of its its refusal to surrender docu­ Reagan administration urged That's how it is with •• sports. And that's how it is tax exemption because of its ments sought by those suing . the court to kill the lawsuit. : withanotherformofcom­ anti·abortion lobbying. Marshall Beil, a lawyer for Permitting such legal claims ndardized could "expose the government to untold suits by people inter­ ested but not affected by the n. outcome" of federal regula­ students are able to the most, year after CAMPUS VIEW tion, said Justice Department year. Fact is. Kaplan prepa­ lawyer Alan Horowitz. ration hashelpcdoverone Several justices hinted that lion students onto the the case could be sent back to ~.jnsi

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By MIKE O'CONNELL which satisfied the majority deterioration of government of­ News Staff will. ficials since the 1970s. One of "The public, largely through the difficulties, according to John Palmer, former Assis­ Congress, made it clear that so­ Palmer, is the fact that the tant Secretary of Health and cial programs must remain in­ American government refuses Social Programs, spoke on the tact," said Palmer. "Most of to deal with many of these long­ social and economic changes of Reagan's ideology comes from range problems. the Reagan Administration in our American heritage, and it's a lecture Monday night at up to students to weigh the pros "The problem stems from Hayes-Healy Center. and cons of this credo." the deterioration of public Palmer then turned to the dialogue," said Palmer. Palmer's speech, "Beyond changing welfare situation in "We're not talking about these the Reagan Revolution," America, and Reagan's cuts in problems as we need to." focused on the repercussions of the upper and lower tier social a short-sighted political ideol­ programs. "These changes "There is a serious conflict ogy combined with the "perva­ mark a substantial shift in in some basic values of societv sion of basic value conflicts in federal government, a de­ which must be resolved," h~ American society today," he evolution from federal to state said. "The public must be ed­ said in his talk. government," said Palmer. ucated in order to realize the Palmer looked back on the Palmer described the prob­ significance of these problems, Reagan years as a "consolida­ lems of an enormous national and strive toward long term tion" of political ideologies deficit coupled with the goals. SMC Board prepares for elections By JULIE RYAN who is not on the ticket present coverage of the elections, Par­ News Staff at the voting place to make rish said. sure that the procedures are The board decided they did Saint Mary's hall elections followed correctly, Parrish not want to give out the exact were the main focus of discus­ said. number of votes to save possi­ sion at the Board of Gover­ The board discussed whether ble embarrassment of some nance meeting Monday night. the raw number of votes should candidates. Hall elections will be held be ma{ie available to the today, during meal hours, ac­ public, rather than the cording to Julie Parrish, stu­ percentage of votes. The Qbeerver I Stacy St. G8fTil8lne Former Assistant Secretary of Health and Social Programs John Palmer dent body president. This suggestion was given to American delivers a lecture titled "Beyond the Reagan Revolution" at Hayes-Healy The location has been the board by Sandy Cerimele, Center. Story at right. changed to downstairs, in front Saint Mary's editor of The Ob­ Red Cross of the president's dining room server, to give the readers of + Be a volunteer. living in a Third World on the LeMans side of the The Observer more exact country," said Weigert. dining hall, said Parrish. Corps The three Notre Dame The change will avoid the continued from page 1 finalists will be interviewed on confusion of previous elections, April 27 and the winning appli­ when people were entering and The selection committee will cant will be chosen by May 2, leaving the dining hall in the consist of George Lopez of the said Weigert. same place where the voting Institute for the International The winner's application will was being done, she said. Peace Studies; David Ruccio, be submitted to the national Parrish read the newly director of Latin American competition by May 13 and the revised election rules from the studies; Waddick; and herself applicant will be notified by student government handbook as chairman, said Weigert. June 1 if he or she has been cho­ to the new members of the "We (the members of these­ sen by the Campus Com­ board. lection committee) are really pacWeace Corps selection Parrish said a photo ID must looking for someone who is committeee to participate in be shown to receive a ballot, ready and enthused about the program, said Weigert. all ballots must be initialed on 8•••·00··• ••• the back or they will be invalid, The Observer Is always IQQklng fQr talent. and all ballots must be put in the ballot box by the person If yqu have any, cqme tq qur Qfflces who is voting. and start wqrklng qn yqur newspaper. Each group running for of­ fice may have a representative • • ATTENTION CLASS • • Senior Class Trip Signups • Mon. & Tues., April 18 & 19, • 7-9 p.m . • West Point Room, La Fortune • Destination: NASSAU!!! • The $498 trip includes all • air and land accomodations • $150 required at registration • and there will be no • registration next semester . • • *DON'T MISS OUT ON THE FUN­ • THERE'S ONLY ONE SENIOR TRIP* • Tuesday, April 19, 1988 The Observer Demjanjuk convicted of Nazi war crimes Associated Press lution" for the extermination of pected a conviction. European Jewry, was hanged "These are old-fashioned JERUSALEM --Retired Ohio in 1962, the only person to have hanging judges,'' said Demjan­ autoworker John Demjanjuk been executed in Israel's 40- juk's son, John Jr. "It's a dis­ was convicted Monday of Nazi year history. grace to the word justice." war crimes by an Israeli court The Ukrainian-born Demjan­ that said there was no doubt he juk, who lived in suburban "The writing is on the wall," was "Ivan the Terrible," a Cleveland before his extradi­ added Demjanjuk's son-in-law, death camp guard who ran gas tion to Israel in 1986, could face Ed Nishnic. "This is going to chambers that killed 850,000 the death penalty when he is go down in history as the most Jews. sentenced April 25. Observers lopsided case ever conducted The three-judge court con­ have said it was more likely he anywhere in the world." victed Demjanjuk of the four would receive a life prison counts against him: war term. Defense attorney Yoram crimes, crimes against the "We determine decisively Sheftel said he told Demjanjuk Jewish people, crimes against and without hesitation or doubt last week there was "no doubt" humanity and crimes against that the accused John Demjan­ he would be convicted. "He ac­ persecuted people. juk who is on trial before us, is cepted it," the lawyer added. Demjanjuk, 68, listened to lvan, known as 'Ivan the Ter­ the guilty verdict from a cot in rible,' the operator of gas Jewish leaders praised the a cell next to the courtroom. chambers," said presiding verdict. Six police officers had carried Judge Dov Levine. "The trial was an affirma­ him there feet first after he Defense attorneys have said tion of law and civility in said he was unable to sit down they would appeal the verdict, response to the barbarity of the because of a back injury. which came after the court Holocaust," said Harry Wall, He was the second person to spent 11 hours reading the 450- director of the Israel branch of be convicted of war crimes in page summation. Before it was the B 'nai Brith Anti­ Israel. Adolf Eichmann, archi­ announced, Demjanjuk's attor­ Defamation League, a major tect of Adolf Hitler's "Final So- ney and relatives said they ex- American-Jewish organization. PLO leader assassination sparks protests in Israeli-occupied ~reas Associated Press of mourning for assassinated man Vasser Arafat said al­ PLO leader Khalil al-Wazir. Wazir, his chief aide and the JERUSALEM - Army cur­ Hundreds of Palestinians paid PLO's military commander, Demjanjuk trial fews and strikes to protest the condolence calls in Nablus to "fell, weapon in his hand, to the killing of a PLO leader al-Wazir's cousin during three bullets of a Mossad gang." The Security guards carry John Demjanjuk to hear the verdict in his Nazi paralyzed the occupied lands days of mourning, said Adnan Mossad is the Israeli secret ser- war crimes trial. His family says he's suffering from a back injury. Story Monday, and hospital officials Zahran of Nablus. vice. at left. said soldiers shot two Arabs to "Nablus is a city of ghosts," death, including a woman who the 30-year-old engineer told Arafat said he had lost "a During An Tostal, the was taking her children home. The Associated Press by tele­ brother, a friend, a revolution­ Fund U.M.O.C. (Ugly Man On At least 167 Palestinians phone about the West Bank's ary companion and one of the continued from page 1 Campus) fundraiser will be an­ have been reported killed since largest city, which was in its symbols of the liberation fight other way Jansen will get riots began Dec. 8 in the West second day of curfew. of the Palestinian people. . .. money for the fund. Bank and Gaza Strip, which Is­ Al-Wazir, also called Abu The price of his death will be "I felt I wanted to do some­ rael has occupied since captur­ Jihad (Father ofthe Holy War), high." thing to help, to get something Proceeds from the U.M.O.C ing them from Jordan and was killed early Saturday by going at Notre Dame," Jansen contest will be presented to the Egypt in the 1967 Middle East commandos who burst into his Official sources in Tunis said said. Leukemia Foundation from the war. An Israeli soldier and ci­ home in a surburb of Tunis, privately Monday that inves­ Jansen contacted the local Notre Dame and Saint Mary's vilian also have been slain. . tigators concluded Israel had ABC-TV station, who helped student bodies in a ceremony Israel ordered the closure of News of the death sparked conducted the operation her to get through to the Jansen on commencement weekend, Jerusalem's only English­ riots in the West Bank and against al-Wazir and Tunisia family in Calgary, she said. Neidhoefer said. language magazine owned by Gaza in which 17 Palestinians would make a formal com­ When she finally got through Palestinians, alleging that it is were killed and more than 100 plaint to the U.N. Security to the team residence, Jansen In the U.M.O.C contest, financed and directed by ter­ wounded. It was the bloodiest Council. said, she told them she wanted money will be given to guys rorist organizations. Its day in the territories since the Israel has said nothing offi­ to help out their family. Since who do weird things, like swal­ managing editor denied the al­ rebellion began. cially, but Israeli sources have then, she said, she has been low gold fish, Jan5en said. The legations. In a message to Arabs in the said the assassination was the corresponding with Dan Jan­ guy who raises the most money Buildings in the West Bank occupied lands, Palestinian work of Mossad, the navy and sen's brother Jim on the prog­ will be known as the ugliest ' were draped with black flags Liberation Organization chair- an elite commando unit. ress she has made. man on campus, she said.

The incident was the second States sent a message to Iran Strike such outbreak of violence since warning that any "further continued from page 1 the United States began escort­ provocation or hostile Iranian ing oil tankers through the gulf military or terrorist action rising violence in the gulf, but last July to protect them from against U.S. personnel or tar­ that the U.S. military response attack from the warring par­ gets will receive a firm U.S. ************************************ was ''appropriate in light of our ties in the7-year Iran-Iraq war. response." :• Check out... :* vital security interests and On Oct. 19, a raid was staged The message said the mine Iran's continued belligerence." in retaliation to a missile at­ explosion that damaged the • * "The stakes are very high, tack on a Kuwaiti ship flying Roberts had followed repeated • * and the U.S. cannot permit Iran the U.S. flag in which 18 warnings by the United States to impede the free flow of oil in Americans were injured. Two to Iran about the consequences ~ THE GROOVE a the gulf," association president Iranian oil platforms were of placing mines in interna­ * • George Moses said in a state­ destroyed in what Reagan at tional waters of the Persian • • ment. the time termed a "prudent" Gulf. * * There were no immediate in­ response. Redman said that before :* winner of this year's Nazz competition :* dications of American or At the State Department, Monday's retaliatory action, Iranian casualties from Mon­ spokesman Charles Redman the United States had notified • ~d * day's fighting. said Monday that the United Britain, France, Italy, the Net­ ..,_,,,, , , ,,,, ,,,_ ,,,,_, ,_, ,,,_ ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ... ,, _,,.,, ,,.,..,,""-...... * ...... ___ ...... * herlands and Belgium of its in­ Jle...... - ...... _...... _ •.•••••• "• ..;i- tentions. All have naval vessels IF YOU ARE GRADMTING in the gulf. Others, including : Catholics in Bad a the Soviet Union, were notified ...... ,.. MAY 1988••• at the time the action com­ * * IF YOU HAVE OBTAINED menced, he said. ~····-····••N•••···... -· ...... Standing n•···-...... N ...... n••··J Democratic and Republican ~ ,_,,_,...... , ...... _,,_,_ ...,...... STUDENT LOANS ••• congressional leaders said they ~ ...... -·-············-···--·········--··--··············-···.. ····-··---·-___...... felt Reagan's actions were * • fully justified. Several said : another campus favorite ! It will be necessary for you to attend they were pleased that Reagan * * (federal regulation) one of two exit interviews: consulted with them on Sunday *• • April 19, 1988 7:00 to 9:00 PM night before acting. :* this Friday night :* Senate Majority Leader April 21, 1988 7:00 to 9:00 PM Robert Byrd, D-W.Va., said: * 9:45 at Theodore's * "the Iranians were carrying *• * at out terrorist acts .... I support * • Montgomery Theater, LaFortune Student Center the decision to ,siestroy the * • (Iranian oil drilling) plat­ ************************************* forms." ------~------~------

If Viewpoint page 6 Tuesday, April 19, 1988 P.O. Box Q Task Force needs Mr. Stanford: Flaws corrected for a worthy cause in SMC elections student input Dear Editor: Dear Editor: We would like to thank all those who As student body president, I am con­ helped out with the 1988 Mr. Stanford cerned about the recent attack on the The release of the four task force reports two weeks ago has Contest, especially Washington Hall integrity and honor of Saint Mary's stu­ left many students confused. Whether because of apathy or in­ Manager Tom Barkus, and Dr. Emil dent government which appeared in timidation at the sheer size of the reports, many are waiting to Hofman, who videotaped the event. The Observer on Tuesday, April 12. It see what becomes of them. This is a mistake. This was the sixth consecutive year is unfortunate I have to address such an arduous accusation at the beginning Students must make their opinions heard now if they wish to that we have held the competition, and it was the best and biggest so far in the of a new term, however, I also feel have any effect on policy decisions. history of the contest. The first Mr. clarification and redemption is needed University President Father Edward Malloy has explicitly Stanford Contest was held in the base­ here. asked for input to aid in assessing the recommendations, stating ment of our dorm; however, the fact in the letter accompanying the reports, "In determining that we can now sell out Washington Saint Mary's student government priorities, we should be grateful for your reactions." Hall lends some credibility to the fact fundamentally supports student in­ The timing of the reports' release seems rather poor, as stu­ that the Mr. Stanford Contest is not just volvement, inquisition and input. Un­ dents are busy with end of the year activities. Regardless, they a dorm event, but now a campus event fortunately, this is an ideal and, like as well. This year we were able to raise most democracies, is limited without have been released now, and now is not the time for apathy. about $700 which will benefit the Hope voluntary outside participation. Stu­ Recommendations may very well become actual changes by Mission Homeless Shelter. The dent government leaders are therefore next fall, as happened with the Committee on the Responsible proceeds going to the Hope Mission will entrusted by the student body to act in Use of Alcohol in 1984. Students responded then by storming the be used to purchase various items accordance with students' beliefs. It is Administration Building and holding mass rallies. Amidst their which they have requested. both parties' responsibilities to com­ rage, no articulate response was formulated by these students We would like to thank The Observer municate any discrepancies in such and, as a result, the administration adopted policy changes with­ for covering the event for the first time beliefs, ideas or views. ever. Unfortunately, we at Stanford feel out the help of significant student input. that Mary Berger's article "Stanford Student government is not a flawless Again student input has been requested, and the time for such Contest Entertaining but Lacks Taste" organization and has never claimed to input is now. A unified student opinion is not necessary; better of Apr. 11 was not a fair review of what be one. There were flaws in the election a disjointed opinion than no opinion at all. we think was a worthy fundraiser for procedure that were not apparent Many vehicles exist by which students can express their ideas a local charity. We acknowledge that before the narrow three ticket student and concerns, and all should be used to their fullest. Malloy there were a few rough spots as well body election for 1988-89. These flaws, himself requested input in the form of letters, asking students as one or two isolated incidents during however, did not obstruct the running which things may have seemed "off­ of a fair and impartial race. The flaws to "direct your comments to the person to whom the report was color." However, these parts were not were in election procedure, not struc­ made"-- namely Malloy, Provost Timothy O'Meara, and Father more crude than some things said ture, and therefore did not affect the David Tyson, vice president for student affairs. Such an offer during other campus events. Neverthe­ end results of the election. should not go unheeded. less, Berger seems to have judged the Student government has assembled and distributed a ques­ entire contest solely on these few inci­ These procedural flaws did not make tionnaire in an effort to solicit opinions. Granted, the form allows dents. The rest of the contest was taste­ student government a mockery, nor primarily for only yes1lo responses, but a large response by ful, funny and exciting, and we have were they an embarassment to student heard nothing but positive comments government. They were an oversight to students in terms of sheer numbers would send a clear signal from numerous people who were in the the expanding participation and aware­ of student concern. audience. ness in student government and its' Forums have been assembled in the dorms to initiate student We feel that Mr. Stanford accom­ elections. response. These forums continue through Thursday, and they plished two main goals: we were able provide an excellent chance to speak out. to raise a sizable amount of money for Now that the flaws in the system have These Task Force reports address four crucial areas of Uni­ the homeless shelter, and we provided been addressed and corrected versity life, and their effects will undoubtedly be felt by students a different sort of entertainment to over democratically, I hope the interest in in the coming school year. The administration has requested 600 people. We at Stanford feel that we student government remains as hall are speaking with the majority when elections approach this week on Tues­ student response; the time to act is now. To remain silent would we say that the 1988 Mr. Stanford Con­ day, April 19. I encourage all of you to eliminate the only opportunity students have to affect the test was not just "locker room talk" go out and vote for those student gov­ reports' final impact. but a huge success. ernment leaders who will represent you within the next year. David Gould Ben Scafidi -The Observer Wilson Walter Julie Parrish 1988 Mr. Stanford Contest Student Body President Co-Chairmen Saint Mary's College April13, 1988 April13, 1988

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ROBYN SIMMONS bara Maitland (Alec Baldwin family. Delia (Catherine accent writer and Geena Davis), a likable O'Hara) had her heart set on young couple who were in­ revamping the entire build­ eetlejuice-- say it three volved in a car accident at ing. Her stepdaughter Lydia Btimes and "the ghost the beginning of the film. (Winona Ryder) was a loner with the most" will appear. The Maltlands returned to who liked to dress in black Actually, this is the last thing their home to find a and take pictures. Lydia's anyone would want to hap­ "Handbook for the Recently father Charles (Jeffery pen after seeing this film. Deceased" In their living Jones) was a henpecked Michael Keaton stars as room. Somehow they got husband who spent most of BeUeve It or not, this Is Michael Keaton as a freelance blo-exorclst. Beetlt;juice, a "freelance bio­ the clue that they didn't sur­ his time looking clueless. exorclst"' who helps scare vive the accident. Adam and Barbara years. effects, but those weren't people out of haunted decided to frighten the In desperation, the Malt­ particularly scary. Keaton houses. I would use the The Maltlands were also Deetzes away, but proved to lands decided to summon gets to spout off winning term 'stars' quite loosely, unable to leave their house. be rather inadequate ghosts. Beetlt;juice, who advertised lines like, "Attention, K-Mart since Keaton didn't appear Whenever they stepped out­ They eventually befriended himself on TV as the bio­ shoppers!" and "Go ahead, until the second half of the side their front door, they Lydia, who was the only live exorcist with "a free demon make my millennium." film. When Keaton finally did ended up In a bizarre person in the household possession for every exor­ Keaton is a talented, appear, his character was so wasteland-- probably the who could see them. The cism." I've seen used car usually funny actor, and obnoxious and Irritating that cranium of whoever wrote Maitlands traveled to the af­ dealer commercials funnier that"s why it's so surprising I wished he never showed the script. terworld where their than Keaton's parody of one. that he was one of the worst up In the first place. To the Maitland's dismay, caseworker Informed them In one scene, the ghosts elements of an already The real stars of this their house was sold to the that they would be stuck in temporarily possessed the bland fllm. With a terminally movie were Adam and Bar- Deetzes, a rather eccentric the house for the next 125 Deetzes and their dinner goofy grin that must have guests. This was probably been surgically removed the one moment of the fllm after fllming stopped, that could be considered Keaton came across as humorous. The Deetz family someone desperately trying and their guests (which in­ to make people laugh. cluded Dick Cavett as Della's Basically, Beetlejulce could agent) danced around the do anything--from throwing table singing the "banana his voice to spinning his boat song." It wasn't terribly head--but entertain the audi­ hilarious, but the little kids ence. There's not much to In the theater seemed to en­ be said for this movie, ex­ joy it. cept that I hope Keaton's Technically, "Beetlejuice" next movie role won't In­ is a comedy.. but it just volve a plot that makes as wasn't very funny. There much sense as the name were some well done special "Beetlejulce." 'The Wonder Years' -- simply wonderful ver want to relive the ex­ the death of the senator, is looks more like a cow's show are very impressive. less, enabling the viewers to Eciting past years of your full of wonder in the form of head. Hervey's portrayal of Kevin's relate to both his character life? Everyone, at one time many intriguing characters. Someone asks him to "pain-in-the-butt" older bro­ and the situation. or another, looks back at These Include Kevin's nerdy draw the rest of the female ther is so convincing that some favorite times of the friend Paul (Josh Saviano) anatomy so that they can those who have older brot­ "The Wonder Years" Is a past. It's no wonder, then, and Kevin's girlfriend Winnie get an understanding of how hers will find themselves marvelously entertaining that someone has captured (Damica McKellar), whose everything fits together. (In remembering their wonder­ dramedy and a sure hit for the essence of this favorite brother was recently killed in reality, they want to see how ful siblings In all their glory. ABC. The show has main­ pastime In a new television Vietnam. Cullin can handle drawing Laurlca and Mills' tained the high Tuesday dramedy, "The Wonder Then there's Coach Cutllng certain body parts. Those portrayals of Mr. and Mrs. night standards set by Years." (Robert Picardo), the school seventh graders are SO Arnold flow with a level of "Growing Pains" by starting ABC airs this ingenious gym and sex education sneaky... ) When Cutlln reality greater than most its run in the Nielson Top show on Tuesdays at 7:.30 teacher. Together, these merely draws a box around other TV parents. The star of Ten. The show appeals to p.m.(the spot recently occu- characters create and sus- the "cow's head," Kevin the show, however, Is Fred people of every age and comments, "It was then that Savage, a truly Incredible depicts a real and nostalgic Joe Bucolo I understood why Mr. Cutlin child actor. His facial expres­ situation. "The Wonder would remain eternally sions and reactions are flaw- Years" Is simply... wonderful. single." The comedy of the show To be continued... is set against the backdrop of 1968, a year of much tur­ pled by "Growing Pains," tain a very real an

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F 0 y RO E U VN E G R page 10 The Observer Tuesday, April 19, 1988 graduation of four starting enough in the passing depart­ when there's not a whole lot of only served to make him more Irish linemen has left the offensive ment to keep Graham with the time to make them. The guy nervous when he did have to protection sporadic. who can make those decisions, throw. continued from page 16 second unit. Although his num­ "Decreasing the sack is one bers on the spring often have move the football team, and be of the major things I've got to been less than sensational, a leader, is who you want. "I didn't care what anybody ball well in the spring but failed work on," said Graham. "I such as a recent 6-of-20 perfor­ Tony's improved his passing said, I thought I was a good pas­ to show the mobility Irish have to work on getting rid of mance in one scrimmage, Irish this spring and been the most ser," Rice said. "But last year, coaches wanted. the ball and not putting the coaches have been pleased consistent moving the team." I thought about it too much. " gets better every team in a situation of second­ with his mechanics and Now, I'm just trying to get the day," said Cordelli. "He still and-long. We have been switch­ decision-making when throw­ Although he admits he still job done and not letting it bot­ has to work on his mobility par­ ing guys around a lot on the ing the ball. needs practice timing his her me. I feel like I've im­ ticularly, but he's coming offensive line, and there have "People can look at the stats, passes, Rice says he feels proved a lot, and I'm trying to along fine." been some missed assign­ but what counts is what's put satisfied overall with his per­ continue to get a better feel of Graham admits his lack of ments, but that's the aspect I on the board,'' said Cordelli. ''A formance. He also agrees that the ball and to learn my scrambling ability has hurt needed to work on." quarterback is like a doctor. the criticisms leveled against receivers. But so far, it's going him, especially since the Rice, meanwhile, has shown He's got to make decisions his passing ability last year very well."

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Tuesday, April 19, 1988 The Observer page 11 Men's Volleyball wraps up season 1n• MIVA's The Men's Volleyball Club ended a great season "We had a great year," coach Bill Anderson said. Mter the Purdue split, the Irish lost four straight on a sour note last weekend, taking third place in "Hopefully, next year we'll be even better. We have games. Lake College swept a doubleheader from the MIVA Regional Championships. a lot of good freshmen coming in." the Irish 2-1 and 5-4, rallying from a 4-1 deficit in The Irish, who were seeded first, lost a hard­ the second game. McHenry College won two from fought battle to Michigan 12-15, 11-15 in the semi­ the Irish Saturday, 17-15 in a slugfest and 9-3 in the final round of the tourney. Notre Dame played with­ nightcap. out the services of starter Andrew Sullivan, who Greg was out for the weekend with an arm injury. Guffey The inconsistent play from both the offense and Notre Dame came back to down Ohio State for defense has left coach Joe Speybroeck looking for third place. In pool play, the Irish defeated Wooster ways to turn the season around. College, Toledo and Quincy College. They outlasted Club Corner Wisconsin in the quarter-finals 15-13, 9-15, 15-12. "When the defense plays well, the offense is not Mike Shimota and Keola Chun made the all­ hitting," Speybroeck said. "When the offense gets tourney team for Notre Dame. The Women's Softball Club lost seven of eight going, the defense makes mistakes. It's just a men- Despite the disappointing finish, the Irish still had games last week to fall to 4-12 for the season. one of the best records in their history. They com­ Notre Dame dropped a doubleheader to St. tal lapse that arises at a certain point. It seems piled a 28-10 ledger, seven of those losses coming Joseph's by scores of 13-8 and 6-1. The team bounced that if we don't dig ourselves in a hole early, we're at the hands of varsity teams. More than that, they back to defeat Purdue 13-3 behind the hitting of Meg allright." turned some of the heads that make the decisions Fay and Marie Liddy. The Boilers won the second The Irish hope to turn things around Wednesday regarding the advancement of club teams to the game 11-8 after taking an eight-run lead in the first when they meet Purdue-Calumet. They also play varsity level. inning. Saint Mary's on Friday. SMC track team places 4th Belles win three medals in Saint Joe's Relay Invite By KRISTINE GREGORY medals by capturing one first relay, Daday, Cassidy, Streit Sports Writer place and one second place and Kennedy recorded a 2:04.5 ' ' ' . ~ I l ' *. finish. The first came in the time. The Saint Mary's varsity javelin relay as Jeanette track team took fourth place in O'Neil, Kelly Streit and Maggie In the high jump, Daday, the Saint Joseph's College Daday recorded a combined Cassidy and Kennedy placed Relay Invitational held Satur­ distance of 248'5" to win the fourth with a combined jump day at Rensselaer, Ind., as in­ event. of 8' 10" while Cassidy, Daday juries and Junior Mother's The 1600-meter relay of Mary and Dettling jumped for a com­ Weekend left the team with Cassidy, Cathy Kennedy, bined length of 36' 6.25" in the only six girls to compete in the Daday and Streit placed second long jump. relay events. with a time of 4: 26.8 seconds to Saint Joseph's took first place "Relay invitationals are al­ win their medal. ways fun. Everyone did a great by defeating Spring Arbor, Saint Mary's recorded Goshen, DePauw, Taylor, Val­ job," said Belles coach Larry several fourth-place finishes. Szcechowski. "We are really paraiso Club and Saint Mary's. In the 400-meter relay, Claire Individuals placing first, looking forward to districts Dettling, Daday, Streit and next Saturday at Huntington. second or third received Cassidy combined for a time of medals. The Belles won two The way we are improving, we 56.2 seconds. In the 800-medley are certain to peak there."

To: Terrie and l• . Rich, the cutest r- couple I know and ' . ~- .,_ the best Mom and Dad I could have AP Photo Both Harolds Snepsts (27} of the Detroit Red Wings and Mike Bullard ' asked for. Happy (22) of the Calgary Flames start their Stanley Cup playoff series \" Birthday to both tonight. In Monday's Stanley Cup games, Montreal downed Boston 5-2 and Washington defeated New Jersey 3-1. ~ of you! Love forever and nold's team got by the tough \ 4 Address defense to score five ., always, Address points, but Botham and crew ) Kristen continued from page 16 weren't affected by a slight Botham, a graduating member Headache and took the contest of the Notre Dame women's 21-5. varsity basketball team, and "We have to work a little bit _...,.1""'""'------....-• Kara England, a member of on the fundamentals," said '---1~------.....,"""1 last year's Bookstore champi- Keller, "like offense and onship team (Quixotic Quint), defense, before we take to the lead this promising squad. court again next season. "We went a little easy on THE WALLETS The game was never close, them," Keller continued. "We with Address taking a 15-0 lead didn't want them to get injured before Headache could pull to and jeopardize their pro within 14. Botham controlled careers." LIVE the inside game, while her Almond Joy, Still not Afraid teammates in the frontcourt of Public Record, The Boxer Minnesota Music Awards held Headache's star guard Club and The Supreme Court Best Rock Band -'85 Lynn Arnold scoreless. Ar- also were winners today. and Band of the Year -'84 this Thursday night 9:30 at Theodore's SC\JLtJT\J~E~ LAST YEAR'S BIGGEST ~ail~ w. opec;o~~xeln Sculpt"'ed-P2 PS ATTRACTION IS BACK!! yourself. Let one of our Designers give •-:ao•• you the long nolls you hove been dreaming C~PLETE of. We'll alao help your own oolls grow DON'T MISS IT! stronger. Bring this o.d o.nd receive o. frH bottle of Queen's Co.atle No.ll Pollah with your set of oolls. ~ Ca.tle 1~~\~ 54533...... ,_._.D Terrace.._...,... ..La~~e ,., page 12 The Observer Tuesday, April 19, 1988 Peltier's attitude, hitting boost baseball team By STEVE MEGARGEE Peltier proved Murphy cor­ to do much as a team offensive­ Assistant Sports Editor rect. The sophomore fired a ly. But with Peltier hitting 12- shot up the middle that went of-20 last weekend, the Irish The situation last weekend at into centerfield, scoring two scored a total of 48 runs in four Jake Kline Field could not have runs and giving the Irish an in­ games. been more pressure-filled. credible 12-11 comeback vic­ "Since we got back from San Notre Dame's baseball team tory. Antonio (March 23), Peltier had rallied from an 11-3 ninth "It was great, and with my hadn't hit like he can, but he's inning deficit against Detroit to parents there, that made it such a good hitter that he still make the score 11-10. The bases more special," said Peltier, got his share of hits," said were loaded with one out. "but it wouldn't have been pos­ Murphy. "Peltier was not hit­ Sophomore rightfielder Dan sible if everyone else hadn't ting the ball the way he could, Peltier stepped to the plate done their jobs. It was a big and he was hitting .360. Now, with the game on the line and win, and I was glad to be a part this past weekend, he's gotten his family from Clifton Park, of it. back to his old hitting form, and N.Y., in the stands. "I heard Coach Murphy say I look for continued success." "I really don't view it in in the eighth inning, 'You never "The other guys get excited terms of runners being in know,' and that just summed it when he's hitting," Murphy scoring position because that up," Peltier continued. "We continued. "They know that will just put extra pressure on knew we could do it, especially our team's going well if Pel­ you. Just hit the ball hard whe­ when things started going well tier's hitting the ball, Hutson's ther there are runners in for us." hitting the ball and Pesavento's . ~,.·,:' ~>} scoring position or not." The Irish had reason to be getting on base. That gets the ."J'

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Tuesday, April19, 1988 The Observer page 13 ND catches 'Scarlet' fever It's down to 32. • • Golfers place 21st in Keplers on 'unforgiving' course Mond•y'a Raauha Debi Gibson over 6 Guys That Can't Add by 4 Step•n 1 Ferrence and 4 Guys Who Can ... over 5 Guys The Explos1ve Package and Boomer over Son Who Can Lick ... by 6 By CHRIS FILLIO seemed that it wasn't enough Paul Nolta had 87-84-90 for 261. or 211 by a Booketo"' 10 to simply want it. I'm not dis­ Freshman Pat Kusek scored a Pop A Shot over Check the Ice by 6 SOS over Spidey's Nehers by 23-21 Sports Writer I'll Play, No I Won't over We B Bncklayers by Boinkers over Swaggart, Reagan, and 3 Other appointed as a coach, but we 267 with 91-91-85. 12 Guys... by 15 At the Kepler Intercollegiate were just pretty demoralized "The skill was there, but Pump Up !he Volume over Man In a Canoe A Bad Dude, A Cool Buzz over Red, Red Wine Overboard by 2 by 3 Invitational this weekend, the by the conditions." The there were other factors," said Stepan 2 Adworks' All-Stars over Larvae: Boon or Bane Notre Dame golf team had to favored Buckeyes from Ohio O'Sullivan. "We were prepared KinkOids over The Skirts by 3 by4 Johnny Wad's last Shot over Air Dogger& by battle more than the obvious State took top honors in the physically, but not psychologi­ 9 Tuaaday'ao...... competition, as the Irish en­ tournament. The OSU elite cally. The results would have Yo .. .What Up? over Hans, Frans, and 3 Other. .. Stepan 1 by 14 5:30 -Pop a Shot at Senior Bar vs. Johnny Wad's dured 54 holes of bitter cold at overpowered the competition, been different under other con­ Lou's 2 QB's over Rick. Dan, and 3 Other... by 5 last Shot the Scarlet Course in Colum­ turning in a three-day total of ditions, but the Scarlet is un­ Stepan 3 6:15 -Pump Up the Volume VB. lou's 2 OB's bus, Ohio. 913. Taking a distant second forgiving." 5 Slamma Jarnma over Censored by 6 ...... 2 Who's Next ... VB. Whubua and his 4 Friends Who's Next ... over Putthe Power or an Upright... was Kent State at 941, while Typical of the adversity was 5:30 -Who's Next... vs. Whubus and His 4 by 15 Competing in the cold after Friends Ball State placed third at 950. the performance of OSU's Butch and the BoxCBIB over SCB Club by 9 6:15 -Minahoonies vs. 4 Brothers and a Sweet M1nahoomes over Men on Men by 7 enjoying a week of mild spring second man and son of golf J Stepan 4 weather at home, Notre Stepan 5 The Irish linksters turned in legend Jack Nicklaus, Gary Uncle Fester and the Chiela over Do You Know 5:30 -The Explosive Packages and Boomer vs. Dame's 21st-place finish out of Anything About ... by 10 performances at 333-328-336 for Nicklaus. The younger turned Kinkolds Whubua and His Four Friends over The Team 23 teams is not as surprising as 6:15 -I'll Play, No I Won't vs. Yo ... What Up? a total of 996. After two days, in scores of 90, 83 and 86 for a That Couldn't Think ... by 4 Stepo~n 8 it might first appear. Irish junior Doug Giorgio was Put ~ In the Hole Again, Chief over The 259 and most likely merited a 5:30 -5 Slamma Jamma vs. Uncle Fester and Groundskeepers. by t 0 Irish coach Noel O'Sullivan the Chiels in the top 10 with rounds of 81 late night phone call for advice 4 Brothers and a Sweet J over The Ministers 6:15 -Butch and the Boxcars vs. Put it in the or Pain by 7 did not want to mask the team's and 74, but a third-round 93 hurt from the Golden Bear. Stepan 5 Hole Again, Chief performance with excuses, but his chances at any medals as Next week the Irish will look Tofu's Last Gig over Mahc1ous Prosecution by Bookato"' 9 5:30 -Corporate Raiders vs. Return of the Fugi­ 2 conceded that the team was he ended with 248. The best to fare better as they head to tive Guys Corporate Raiders over The Tors by 7 6:15 -Chip's Bar vs. Somlaw's Retum quite adversely affected by the overall performance came the Spartan Invitational in Top Guns over Brace Yourselves 24-22 Chip's Bar over Tookey Masters by 6 Booketo"' 10 weather. from junior Pat Mohan with 83- East Lansing, Mich. The Irish Stepan a 5:30 -Tofu's last Gig VB. Orange Blossom Spe­ 83-80 for a 246. Senior captain cial have a much better history at Orange Bloasom Special over Carver High by 6:15 -Ferrence and 4 Other Guys vs. Adworks' "The conditions worked on us Dick Connelly finished at 82-88- 12 the Spartan, finishing third in All Stars Retum of the Fugitive Guys over 5 Guys and mentally," said O'Sullivan. "It 81 for a 251, while freshman Lyone 11 1979 and first in 1986. 0 Gl~a: the NO ... by 4 5:30 -Tequilla White Lightening VB. Swaggart, Swagga~. Bakker. and 3 Others over Lea Mrs Reagan, and 3 Other Guys and !he Retum or ... by 9 Pump Up The Volume, which policy since I've been here is 6:15 -Top Guns vs. Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Baker, Somlaw's Return over OB's Pub by 6 features two more standouts and ... that Bookstore Basketball is Bookato"' 8 Lyon• 12 Hahn's Funeral Home over Murph and the continued from page 16 from the Irish football team, what Notre Dame is all about 5:30 -Hahn's Funeral Home vs. SOS MagiC Tones by 12 6:15 -Debl Gibson You're Ours VB. A Bad Dude, defensive back George and it's something everyone Tequ1lla Whrte Lightening over Stoney Island A Buzz smooth assists to Rice and Ave. by 7 Cool Streeter and flanker Mark participates in and has fun in Peters. The coach assessed his Green, in today's action. Pump so it was important to let ou; own performance in a not-so­ Up The Volume slipped past players play as long as they For Something Completely Different ... favorable light. Man In A Canoe Overboard, 21- don't miss practice for any "My head sees what has to 19, behind Green's eight points other reason." €'.AD presents be done in a certain situation," and a perfect 4-of-4 perfor­ Other football players in­ '5·r':l'vlp said Holtz, "but the problem is mance by Tim Smith. The S ... Jat MAaY"S COLLEGE volved in a tough matchup Monty Python's that my body doesn't react game will be played at 6: 15 today are Braxston Banks, An­ ~ nearly as fast. It's like being (Stepan 1) to allow those in­ thony Johnson and Bobby on a flight to Chicago and not volved with spring football Carpenter of Yo ... What Up? GRAHAM getting off the plane until Den­ enough time to participate in who face I'll Play, No I Won't, ver. In the last eight years I both. I'll Play, No I Won't, (Stepan think I've touched a basketball "We really appreciate the 5, 6:15). Joe Hippler scored ten CHAPMAN twice--for Bookstore Basket­ way those who handle the points for Yo ... What Up in their ball last year and this year." scheduling give us the later 21-7 thrashing of Hans, Frans Holtz and his team will face games," said Holtz. "Our and Three Others ... yesterday Sun., April 24 while AI Martin hit 7-of-8 from the field to pace I'll Play, No I 7:30p.m. Won't in their quick 21-9 win cementing of We B Brick­ layers. O'Laughlin 1n other action yesterday, Adworks All-Stars stopped Auditorium Larvae: Boon or Bane, 21-17, but lost Mr. Bookstore 1987, Saint Mary's College John Buscher, for today's game Tickets Now on Sale with Ferrence and 4 Other... . Buscher twisted his ankle O'Laughlin Auditorium Box Office during the win but finished the Ticket Stub, LaFortune Hall, Notre Dame game. "I came down after a dunk," Century Center Box Office began Buscher, "no ... just kid­ 5 5 ding. Actually I had gone up for All Seats Reserved: 10/ 5 Students a rebound and came down on Visa/MasterCard Orders and Information: 284-4626 somebody's foot. 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page 14 The Observer Tuesday, April 19, 1988 Irish men's tennis wins two . Sports Briefs • By GEORGE TRAVERS David Kuhlman amd Shaun doubles matches by close The Innertube Water Polo tournament is taking Sports Writer Sparkman. scores. any applications for teams who did not sign up during the Against Indiana State the The Irish next took on Ohio regular registration period. Call Barb at 289-5920. -The The Notre Dame men's ten­ Irish were favorites on paper, University on Saturday after­ nis season hit a high point last but with all the injuries plagu­ noon. This match was expected Observer weekend with impressive wins ing the team, it looked to be a to be much closer than the The Blue-Gold Game will take place Saturday, April over Indiana State and Ohio close match. The Irish bench match with Indiana State. 23, at 1:30 p.m. at Notre Dame Stadium. Students get in University. responded with a resounding 6- Notre Dame played a superb free upon presentation of a student ID card at Gates 15 Notre Dame defeated In­ 3 win over Indiana State on Sat­ match, working as a cohesive and 16 only . diana State 6-3, then knocked urday. unit to win 7-2 despite the General admission tickets to this 58th annual sprmg foot­ off Ohio by a 7-2 score. The win It turned out to be a rela­ team's injuries. In singles, ball game are on advance sale at Gate 10 from 9 a.m. to tively easy match for Notre Odland, Kuhlman and over Ohio was particularly im­ 5 p.m. at Gate 10 of the JACC. Adult tickets cost $3 ($4 on pressive as the Irish were Dame, which took five out of Sparkman all won over Chris game day), while youth tickets cost $1.50 ($2 on game slight underdogs going into the six singles matches. Junior Petersen, Matt Kline and Fred day). -The Observer match. "We were really hur­ stalwart Brian Kalbas Krase, respectively. The other ting coming into this trounced Claude Servant in singles win came from junior The club sports scene will be the topic o~ ~peaking weekend," said first-year Irish straight sets 6-4, 6-2. Senior star Brian Kalbas, who of Sports at 10 p.m. tonight on WVFI-640 AM. J~mmg Greg coach Bob Bayliss. "Mike Wal­ Sean O'Brien defeated Brad defeated Jay Ethridge in Guffey, Rick Rietbrock and Frank Mastro will be Barb lace, Dave Reiter, Dan Walsh Begley 6-1, 6-2. Ryan Wenger straight sets 6-3, 7-5. Mooney of the softball club and team members from the and Paul Daggs were all out. won over Dallas Kelsey 6-2, 6-3. Notre Dame swept all three men's volleyball club, women's soccer club and the field That meant I had to start four In other singles play, Paul doubles matches from Ohio hockey teams. Call 239-6400 to discuss the recent moves freshmen in singles, and it Odland and Shaun Sparkman University to wrap up the vic­ within the athletic department involving these teams. -The worried me." won in straight sets. The only tory. The ailing Dave Reiter Bayliss' spirits were lifted Irish loss in singles came at the teamed up with Arnell Gal­ Observer when the freshmen on his hands of Mark Smith, who lanosa to beat Ethridge and The ND Water Polo club will have a meeting to squad gave him a pep talk. edged Dave Kuhlman 6-4, 5-7, Donase 6-3, 1-6, 6-1. Kalbas and elect officers for next year on Wednesday at 7 p._m. at the "They basically told me 6-1. Ryan Wenger won in three sets, Rolfs Aquatic Center. Any questions should be dtrected to they'd take care of every­ In doubles action against In­ as did the freshmen tandem of Marty Watts at 288-8732. -The Observer thing,"said Bayliss. The diana State, the Notre Dame Kuhlman and Odland. Irish then went on to have a team of Arnell Gallanosa and LeAnne Morris won the women's grad student victorious weekend, led by the Ron Shashy defeated Smith Notre Dame now is 17-10 and division of the Irish Spring Runs last Saturday with at sparkling play of freshmen and Kelsey 6-1, 3-6, 6-3. Notre will finish the season by the end time of 21:17. -The Observer Ryan Wenger, Paul Odland, Dame lost the other two of this month. The women's rugby team will have _practice Wednesday April 20, at 4:30 p.m. on Stepan Fteld. All Strickland heads for N BA early members a~d anyone else interested in joining the team should attend. -The Observer Associated Press "These people aren't ready. fall term. The ND crew team will hold a meeting for both The seniors aren't ready," he And his personal difficulties varsity and novice members on Wednesday at 7:45 P:m. added. "People don't realize went on from there, which in­ in Room 118 of Nieuwland Science Hall to pay for T -shrrts how good the NBA is." cluded a much-publicized New and the Texas trip. Bring raffle tickets. -The Observer Strickland closed out the Year's altercation with a dor­ season with two of his better mitory assistant, and several Sports Briefs are accepted in writing Sunday through performances in the NCAA late-season benchings as a Friday in The Observer offices on the third floor of L~For­ tournament, scoring 19 points result of missed practices and tune Student Center before 3 p.m. on the day pr10r to and adding 13 assists against other disciplinary problems. publication. -The Observer Wichita State, then 19 points and eight assists in a losing ef­ Even so, Strickland led the fort against Kansas State. Blue Demons to a 22-8 record But he began the season on by averaging 20 points and a sour note, being ruled nearly eight assists per game, academically ineligible for the in addition to adding 75 steals.

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ACROSS noon: Seminar, "Literature and Society in Brazil," by Enylton SaRego, University 1 Destined of New Mexico, Room 131 Decio Faculty Hall. 6 Horse color 12: 10-12:55 p.m.: Art Noon talk, "The Art of Teaching: Sixteenth-Century Allegorical 10 Lose Interest Prints and Drawings," by Robert Coleman, ND, Print, Drawing, and Photography 14 Spry 15 Jason's craft Gallery. 16 Nastase 12:15 p.m.: Biological Sciences Seminar, "Spinal Cord Regeneration in Lower Ver­ 17 Small sponge tebrates," by Dr. Sidney Simpson, University of Illinois, Chicago, Galvin Life cake Sciences Auditorium. 19 "- Kleine Nachtmuslk" 2:20-3:35 p.m.: Mathematics Department Short course on "Maximal Subgroups and 20 "We - the Representation Theory,'' by Professor Gary Seitz, Room 300 Computing Center and World" Mathematics Building. Classes are on Tuesdays and Thursdays, April12 to May 5. 21 Black 3:30 p.m.: Chemical Engineering Graduate Seminar, "Rate Constants of Non­ 22 Splinter 24 Cushions Arrhenius Chemical Reactions," by Professor Morton Kostin, Princeton University, 25 Priest's Room 356 Fitzpatrick Hall of Engineering. residence 4:30p.m.: College of Science John A. Lynch Lectures in the Biochemistry, Biophysics 26 Smart and Molecular Biology Program, "Enzymatic Studies of Initiating a Chromosome," 29 Lure 30 Make an by Professor Arthur Kornberg, Room 123 Nieuwland Science Hall. embankment 6:30p.m.: Hall Presidents Council meeting, Fisher Hall 24-hour lounge. 31 Confront 7 p.m.: ND Communication and Theatre Spring Film Series, "Classics--Video Art 32 Certain radio Program," (1972-82), BW and color, 148 minutes, Annenberg Auditorium. operators 7:30 p.m.: Department of English Bilingual Reading in Serbian and English by 36 Writer Waugh 37 Collins' Professors John Matthias and Vladeta Vuckovic of "The Battle of Kosovo" in celebra­ "The - In © 1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 04119188 tion of the publication by Swallow Press of their new translation, Hesburgh Library White" All Rights Reserved Lounge. 38 Part of QED 8 p.m.: SMC Department of Music Concert, SMC Wind Ensemble, Professor Roger 39 Lebanese 4 TV Tarzan town Ron - Briggs, director, Little Theatre. 40 Skating feat 5 Bold 9:45p.m.: ND Communication and Theatre Film Series, "The Working Class Goes 41 Script 6 Series to Heaven," 1975, color, 91 minutes, directed by Elio Petri, Italy, Grand Prize, direction 7 Binge Cannes Film Festival, Annenberg Auditorium. 42 Willow 8 Ripen 44 Sock 9 VIkings 45 Sea birds 10 Dream of 48 Bohemian profit 49 Makes Into 11 Extant law 12 Cruise ship M 50 Diving duck 13 Suspicious 51 Hair style 18 - 500 54 Milan cash 23 Circuit A 55 Alluring 24 Cinch photographs 25 Transfer T 58 Afr. homblll sticker for 59 Arab port short H 60 Moroccan city 26 Obnoxious 61 Snick or - child 35 Galley note 46 Catkin 82 Sibley or pup 27 Depend 37 Paneling 50 A Connery 63 Implores 28 State 41 Belg. city 51 All- 1 positively 43 Rest 52 Approval DOWN 29 Less wild 44 War god 53 Wagers 1 FOR's dog 31 Outwits 45 Stones 56 Ancient realm 0 2 Kelp extract 33 Seed coat 46 Labor group leHers 1 3 Ebb or neap 34 Invented 47 Broad comedy 57 Limo

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FOR YOUR EYES ONLY FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE APRIL20 & 21 APRIL 22 & 23 8 & lOPM 8 & lOPM TICKETS $2.00 1 Sports page 16 Tuesday, April 19, 1988 Bookstore action heats up 1n• last week Routs are aplenty Men's field narrows in women's play to 32 title dreams By JANE SHEA By BRIAN O'GARA Saint Mary's Sports Editor Sports Writer Action resumed Monday afternoon at Saint It all comes down to six days of basketball. Mary's in the Women's Bookstore Basketball Bookstore Basketball XVII kicked off its final Tournamement. week yesterday as 32 teams advanced to today's Three teams won easily by the score of 21-2, fifth round action in hopes of surviving to this including We Won Interhall, which beat We Just weekend's culmination of the world's largest Want to Score. basketball tournament. Penthouse Playmates II and Five Lyonites Mter today's games, the 'Sweet 16' will ad­ who Bite won their games over Brian Boitano vance to play on Wednesday, then eight remain­ and Four other Female Athletes and Sparky's ing teams will have a day off on Thursday Franchise, respectively. before the tournament resumes on Friday and IDMf·IIS··· 11 Millis•,••· lilllllf•• Three teams had even easier victories when over the weekend. their opponents did not show. Among those who advanced to today's action Beefer's Chicks finally beat Do Not Loft Balls were Lou's 2 QBs And Two Blind Guys and in a game that went into overtime after lasting Pump Up The Volume, who will face each other for more than an hour. today. Lou's 2 QB's ... survived a scare from Despite the fine defensive effort of Steffanie Rick, Dan and ... ,pulling out a 21-16 win behind Keller, We Can't Play Tonight We Have a Head­ Jeff Peters' 10-of-11 shooting performance. ache lost to Give Me Your Address There. Lou's 2 QBs, Kent Graham and Tony Rice, Address looks like a good contender for the ' The Observer I Joanne Whitfield combined for eight points while George Baldus 1988 women's title. The team is led by several Following • tight 21·19 win over Mellcloua Proaecutlon on Monday, added three for the winners. Lou Holtz went veterans of Bookstore and varsity play. Sandy Tofu's Last Gig (team In dark) faces Orange Blossom Special In 0-for-5 from the field but did dish out some the Round of 32 of Bookstore Basketball XVII this afternoon. Brian see ADDRESS, page 11 O'Gara details Monday's Bookstore action at right. see HOLTZ, page 13 Garrett qualifies for NCAA's with record time By WILLIAM swept the first three spots." two people to work with, in Ron Garrett is pleased with the Both now have qualified for the STEGM:EIER Garrett won the race in and Mike," said Garrett. "The progress of the 5000-meter trio. IC4A's. Sports Writer 13:53.52. Sophomore Mike three of us, together, were able "I think each of us is improv­ Not to be outdone, sophomore O'Connor took second in a time ing vastly," said Garrett. "We Glenn Watson was victorious in Dan Garrett qualified for the of 13:58.84 and junior Ron have each dropped our time by the 110-meter high hurdles with NCAA's with a school-record Markezich finished third, with about 15 to 18 seconds." a time of 14.52 seconds. Fresh­ time in the 5000-meter event, a time of 14:00.25. For their ef­ A school record also was set man Ryan Mihalko, though highlighting a successful per­ forts, all three men qualified in the hammer throw. Senior finishing third in the javelin, formance for the Notre Dame for the outdoor IC4A's. Tom Mick broke his own record still qualified for the IC4A's track team at Stanford last Sat­ Garrett shattered the previ­ of 173 feet, set earlier this with a throw of 209 feet. urday. ous school-record time of season, with a throw of 182'6" Irish coach Joe Piane was 14: 10.00. The co-captain from at Stanford. Mick placed first The Irish will participate in pleased with his team's perfor­ Clarence Center, N.Y., also be­ in the event and also gained a the Indiana Intercollegiates mance in the meet, where came the first Irish performer berth in the IC4A's. this weekend. Coach Piane is Notre Dame competed with this season to qualify for the wary, yet optimistic, of his Stanford and Washington. NCAA's. A time of 13:57.00 or Other individual winners for team's chances at Indiana. "Though no team score was better is needed in his event to the Irish included senior Rick "It's tough to compete kept, the team, as a whole, did qualify. Dan Garrett Mulvey and freshman Ron against the likes of a Indiana reasonably well,"Piane said. Garrett attributed his suc­ Culp. Mulvey recorded a time and Purdue," Piane stated. • "The most impressive race of cess at Stanford to teamwork. to compensate for the fact we of 8:57.32 in the 3000-meter "Yet I'm confident we'll have the day for Notre Dame was "The key factor in my setting had to run into a headwind on steeplechase and Culp took the- some strong individual perfor­ the 5000-meter run, where we the school record was that I had the straightaway." 400-meter run in 48.97 seconds. mances this weekend." Rice still holds starting slot Irish QB's Graham, Rice both looking to improve •·.

By MARTY BURNS Graham, a 6'5" freshman Irish coach Lou Holtz and his Sports Writer with superior passing skills but staff, however, never felt com­ slower feet out of the pocket, fortable allowing the strong· Notre Dame quarterback remains as he finished in 1987 armed but erratic Rice to put Kent Graham may be able to --right behind. the ball in the air. As a result, pass the football, but he hasn't "There's still competition at the predominantly ground­ been able to pass teammate the quarterback spot," said oriented offense became Tony Rice in the race to be the Irish coach Pete Cordelli, who predictable and impotent late starting signal-caller for the along with coach Jim Strong in the season. Irish. has spent much of his time evaluating the signal-callers. "We can't win being a one­ "But Tony has moved the team dimensional team," Holtz consistently and he's No. 1 vowed before the start of spring right now. We're not necessar­ workouts. "We've got to be able ily looking for a quarterback to either throw or run the ball who can make the big play, but when we want to against the one who can get you out of the caliber of opposition we face most bad one. And Tony's been the from week to week." of the 20- most consistent doing that." Graham, whose 16-of-24 pass­ workout spring season, which The speedy Rice frequently ing for 248 yards in seven concludes Sunday with the turned broken plays into big games of the 1987 campaign playing of the annual Blue-Gold gains last season, leading the made him a strong candidate game, Rice has a firm grip on Irish to five wins in seven for the starting role, passed the The Observer I Trey Aeymond the No. 1 offense, thanks to the games after senior starter Tony Rice (9) he• maintained hla hold on the alerting quarterback sophomore's experience and Terry Andrysiak went down position thus far In spring football practices. Marty Burns discusses elusive running ability. with a broken collarbone. see IRISH, page 10 the Irish quarterbacking altuatlon at left.