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SHUBERT THEATRE 2018–2019 SEASON Bjorn Haber Und Bjork Boyett | 5 Spamalot Title Page | 9 Spamalot Cast | 11 Spamalot Scenes & Musical Numbers | 13 Spamalot Who’s Who | 15 Spamalot Staff | 21 Shubert Supporters | 23 The Shubert Theatre is located at 247 College Street, New Haven BOX OFFICE HOURS: Mon–Fri 9:30am–5:30pm and during all performances Call 203-562-5666 or 888-736-2663 www.shubert.com ADVERTISING Onstage Publications Advertising Department 937-424-0529 | 866-503-1966 e-mail: [email protected] www.onstagepublications.com This program is published in association with Onstage Publications, 1612 Prosser Ave., Dayton, Ohio 45409. This program may not be reproduced in whole or in part without written permission from the publisher. Onstage Publications is a division of Just Business!, Inc. Contents © 2019. All rights reserved. Printed in the U.S.A. Shubert Theatre | 2018–2019 3 BJÖRN HABER UND BJÖRK BOYETT mit VLAD THE IMPALER WANKEL Fannnii Oopsaatli, Mooni Murikkikonnen and Ni-Jerkk Productions In association with The Flying Finns Aerial Ballet, Rovaniemi Traffic Police, Border Guards for Christ and The International Friends of the Sauna Present A Ruudo Kokki – Lapp Cheese Council Production Of Bin Faaarkrekkionʼs new Moosical DIK OD TRIAANENEN FOL (Finns Ainʼt What They Used To Be) Book by Bin Faaarkrekkion From an idea by Sid, Coco and Edith Piaf Lyrics by Hutti Jaarvennianen, Walli Maatritiiiaaaeenioon and Jiggi Ni. The story, in music and song, of Finlandʼs transformation from a predominantly rural agricultural base to one of the most sophisticated industrial and entrepreneurial economies in the world. Shubert Theatre | 2018–2019 5 AUGUST 2007 2 MUSICAL NUMBERS “These Little Finns Remind Me of You” “Milk It” “I Hear Your Nokia But I Can’t Come In” “Milk It (Reprise)” “It’s a Bleeding (Economic) Miracle!” “Foek You, Farmers” “Milk It (Finale)” THE ACTION TAKES PLACE ENTIRELY IN A SAUNA. DIK OD TRIAANENEN FOL WILL BE PERFORMED WITH THREE INTERMISSIONS: ONE EVERY TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS. Featuring the show-stopping, foot-stomping East Finland Moose Ballet—45 magnificent creatures in high-stepping harmony. Believed to be the greatest display of horn ever seen on anA merican stage. WHO’S WHO in theCAST BIN FAAARKREKKION (Writer). to share a towel with Noggi, Bonk com- Faarkrekkion’s career typifies the Finnish eco- plained that Tuulivaarskinonen’s name was nomic miracle. Born the son of a humble bigger on the door and Ken-Angela turned woodcutter, Bin worked his way up through out to be Norwegian. Kokki changed his shrubbery management to become Professor name to Art Polaris and wrote Do of Treadmill Dynamics at the University of Skleeezwiaanaenblon, an erotic opera set Toooti, believed to be the 28th most northerly amongst the winkle pickers on Finland’s university in the world. “I have always been Baltic Sea coast. The show closed after only interested in the relatively rapid transition eight minutes. The sight of 94 aroused win- from a predominantly rural agricultural base kles was too much even for Helsinki’s liberal to one of the most advanced industrial Ghooti Sponen newspaper. “Do economies in the Western world, and one day Skleeezwiaaanaenblon gives Finnish erotic in the sauna, it came to me: What a great sub- opera a bad name. I’ve seen more erotic ac- ject for a musical.” tivity at a builder’s yard.” Undaunted, Kokki set to work on an erotic opera set in a RUUDI KOKKI (Producer). Like Bin builder’s yard. Di Hoviekrekkertilllniamen, Faaarkrekkion, Kokki’s life has had its twists the story of a young female crane operator and turns. He learnt his t rade up country who pleasures herself during preliminary where he was, for a time, the 28th most works connected with the extension of northerly person in Finland. “My father was a Helsinki’s Metro system, was an instant hit. humble woodcutter. But at these latitudes, “I discovered, for the first time, how many where it is dark for half the year, this was a people were interested in the extension of the very dangerous business, as it was not always Metro system, and in the burgeoning Finnish possible to see where the trees are falling— economy generally.” Kokki set himself a new and one year my father brought down a huge task, to represent this extraordinary economic spruce on top of his friend Nee-Wom, partly transformation in music, dance, mime and killing him.” Kokki’s father would never magic. One night he was explaining his plans touch a tree again. He would hang about the at the exclusive Sons of Humble Woodcut- cabin nursing his grief, rocking backwards ter’s Club in the chic Kongspalatzen, when a and forwards and listening to the hated fellow diner pricked up his hears. His name Swedish group Abba. “My loathing of Abba, was Bin Faaarkrekkion. The rest is history. and their enormous earnings, led me to my first musical venture, the formation of an al- DILLI AARNEN. Dilli, 43, began her career ternative Finnish group: Udda. Two boys, understudying Speeni Solkomen in The Keith two girls and, my master-stroke, one her- Richard Story. She’s married to producer maphrodite, Ken-Angela Nuuti.” Udda’s Mooni Moorikikinen but is having an affair problems are now well known. Shiiti refused 3PLAYBILL WHO’S WHO in theCAST with Ost Fwellok and Stubbi Bwenolllenson. TANAKA ING (Director). The only non- She has won four Golden Nukkies. Finn in the company, Ing has a long history in experimental theatre, including SWELL PEST. Swell is best known for his Churchill’s History of the English Speaking portrayal of Gossi Tweshonen, the unsighted People in mime, a salsa version of the Ti- bus driver in FinnTV’s hit series “Aaarghh! betan Book of the Dead and a puppet version Villianomeniaanen Schiederrbobrana Ig” of The U.S. Population Census of 1973. A (“Watch Out!”). He lives in the woods many great tennis lover, Ing went to Finland for a miles north of Helsinki in a house modelled contemplation weekend and found himself on Steve Earle’s early hit “Guitar Town.” hooked. “I love trees and always have, and in Finland there are something like a thousand SAD AAARSE. As well as being Finland’s trees for each person. I also like the bits in open unicycle champion, Sadd is a keen envi- between them, which allow you to walk ronmentalist, who believes that man has much around the trees without hitting them. I hope I to learn from the moose. “We think we have can do my bit to make the world sing along all the answers, but we don’t. If we did we’d with the remarkable transformation from a have horns.” He has twice won the Shapeless predominantly conservative rural base to one Gray Thing of Tampere. of the most advanced industrial economies in the Western world.” Ing’s next project is to THE HONNI OBIKKIONEN SINGERS. drain Lake Michigan for a day. Twelve boys, seven girls and an ostrich who all met up at Utsjoki Cold Research Institute Patrons are asked not to smoke or speak Swedish in the in the extreme north of Finland. “There was theatre. Please use cell phones whenever possible. not much to do in the evenings but sneeze,” laughs Honni, now 57, “so we used to cheer CREDITS everyone up with a few Leonard Cohen songs. Bicycle hire by O Vienhonhennin. Live chick- They went down so well that we now do Tom ens by Barry Vig. Cigarettes by De Mornay. Waits, Tibetan songs for the dead and Petula Penises by Vic and Wilf. Miss Aarnen’s writ- Clark.” A little-known fact about the Honni ing paper by Bureau de Monde. Animal cos- Obikkionen Singers is that they once had two tumes by Wolf out Fitz. Boys’ shackles by ostriches in the team. Chain-Me. Moose costumes by Rump’s Pelt. STONG VATTIAAANIKKERA Moose ( The producers, and their wives, wish to thank Trainer ). Stong, twice winner of the most Olli Brun Executive Ski-Wear, The “Verri- westerly man in Finland, grew up with moose. Big” Gold Watch Company, Bahama Villas, “Very often I would go down to breakfast and The Flying Butler, Chirac Champagne Cel- find moose in the kitchen, in the car and lars, The Sapphire Salon and Frank’s Viagra sometimes listening to the radio, dressed up Warehouse. to look like my mother and father.” During al- most a decade of psychiatric treatment, Stong took up ballet as a way of dealing with what COME TO FINLAND he called “bad thoughts.” The treatment worked, and Stong took, and on the third time If you’ve enjoyed this production, why not passed, accountancy exams. He returned to hop on a plane and see Finland for yourself? the community and rose to become CEO and It is such a lovely place. (Mostly flat but lifetime president of the Finnish Steel Corpo- with some raised bits.) Quite warm some- ration. What few people knew was that in the times in the south, though on the whole cold- evening Stong was combining the two “loves er in the north. There are some paper mills. of my life”: moose and ballet. Without anyone The roads have relatively few bumps. All ho- knowing, he hired a theatre and put on his tels have curtains. Things are very clean, but very own creation, Moose Lake. As a result he not pathologically so. It’s a great place for was re-admitted to hospital where, despite trees. Alongside the trees you will find other everyone’s best efforts, he wrote and scored trees, which blend into a forest running for a 12 more moose ballets.