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back to school 8) Be awarded an NCAA POST Finally, senior Joe Raymond SEASON TOURNAMENT BID!!! will resume the goal keeping One might think that some of duties for the Tars. Last season these Vince Lombardi-like Raymond had an outstanding & demands are simply asking too year in front of the net, much from a team, but as allowing only ten goals in Howell said at the bottom of fifteen games while shutting ¥ the page in large, double- out his opposition seven times. underlined print, "IT TAKES A TAR PITS: Gordie Howell will LITTLE MORE TO BE A have his hands full this season. CHAMPION." This past summer Howell was By David Greenberg Rest assured Howell's unit named Chairman of the Sports Editor will do anything within their Department of Physical power to reach goal number Education. Last April he was Summer vacation ended eight. Returning offensive stars named Acting Director of the early for the Rollins Soccer to the squad that sported a 9-5- Department of Physical team. Before the Orientation 3 record last fall will be Lester Athletics upon the staff ever donned their yellow Joseph, last year's team leader resignationof Gloria Crosby. shirts and name tags the Boys in goals (7), assists (5) and Translated this means that of Fall had already completed a points (19), as well as Gary Howell is in charge of Varsity I weeks worth of practices. Koetters (5,4,14), Mike Soccer as well as all intermural In fact, practice was an Garvanian (5,2,12>and Ken sports. He will also teach four adequate one-word description Marshall (4,3,11). Koetters, activity courses. "This is going of the team's lifestyle for the Jim Kernerand Jeff Wiley will to be a very good year for first fortnight of the season. bethetri-captains. athletics at Rollins," said Everyday the squad drilled Freshman Chris Covone and Howell. "Every coach here is from seven in the morning until junior transfer student Rick great. They all work very hard eight, from ten to eleven-thirty, Laudel should see a lot of and have a lot of fun. I'm very and from three until five-thirty action in the backfield, both enthusiastic about this year." in the afternoon. To cap off the adding another brick in the wall Howell does admit that, "when day each player studied of the Rollins' defence that the soccer season ends, I'll be instructional films from seven allowed only nineteen goals in able to function a little more until eight at night. seventeen games fast year. normally." "The objective of this (the practices) is to concentrate on soccer and only soccer," said Coach Gordie Howell, now entering his sixteenth year at the helm of the Rollins' team. "They're not here for Improve your memory. socializing or for academics. The first two weeks is strictly Order this memo board now-before you forget! soccer." These extensive workouts are meant to reach three objectives. The first of which is to prepare the players both physically and mentally for their season opener: a home game against Florida Atlantic University. "They'll already have five matches under their belt when we play them," said Howell. "This concerns me a bit. But in my fifteen years as coach, we've only lost one or two openers." These workouts also serve as survival tactics in the sense that each piayer prevents needless injury being in top physical shape. "Accidents in injuries in our backfield hurt us the most last year," said Howell. "But these were not injuries from players being out of shape. These were unpreventable injuries. "The players conform to a suggested summer training program. I don't monitor these of course, but when they come back I make them run a twelve minute run so I can tell right away what they've done (over the summer). I was happy with each player's time this year. None ran over a seven minute mile." Finally, these indurance classes are intended for a long term goal of Howell's. Posted on the bulletin board outside of his office is a list of team objectives. They are as follows: 1) Average THREE goals per match; 57 for the season. 2) Allow no more than ONE HALF goal per match; no more than 9.5 for the reason. 3) Hold scoreless ELEVEN opponents! 4) Average FIVE CORNER kicks per match; a total of 95 for the season. And remember, 5) Average TWENTY-FIVE shots per match; a total of good timessti r with 475 for the season. Seagrams 7 Crown. 6) Allow no penality kicks; hit 11982 SEAGRAM DCTliEKS CO.. \K . ««^ W«KEY A BliW ffi PROOF 100% of all awarded to us. »eHJc and TIF are trademarks of tj* Sewo^Jp Company 7) Win the SUNSHINE STATE CONFERENCE!! WiMA/^WSMAM^VAA/^iiMi^VMi^^M^VWVt Page 3, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept. 16, 1982

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EDITORIALS September Dialogue

DC: Boy, we have so much to do Rollins College: 1985 this week. I'm losing my mind trying to keep tract of everything I have to do. Oh no! What am I goining to do, E? I lost my Vali-dine card! We have got to get a good "Are these the shadows of the things that Will group," has moved its 30 comrade membership first issue out. After our new be or are they shadows of the things that May to the west side of campus, never to cross the system next week we'll be, only?" — Ebenezer Scrooge dividing line. Subsequently, their beloved house kick-in. is occupied by the X-Club, who have made good Rollins College 1985: A prospective look at our use of the intellectual stimulant still wafting in EG: Don't worry, C. Everything esteemed alma mater. The beginning of this fall the atmosphere, and have begun to examine the will fall into place. Oh my term 1985 sees many historic landmarks for Bible, and attend chapel regularly. Thetas and God! We have a whole paper our small, but pure of heart, college. The Kappas have buried the proverbial hatchet and to put out, as well as all the institution of a strong, disciplined, and well- have developed a sun-worshipping cult. Hence, Publicity stuff to do for controlled academic atmosphere, combined they have chosen to live at the pool, where they Orientation Week. How will with a hard-hitting, rough and tumble Spartan may be found holding Hellenian Tropical we get it all done? And where social life, has made possible the realization of Rituals. The Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity has the hell is SB? Don't answer much of President Thaddeus Seymour's famed moved into the annex by the field house, and all that.... I know — he's with five-year plan for academic domination. In fact, a brothers are heavily concentrating on body L. source close to the President has indicated that building courses. SB: Was that you talking about Seymour's plan to overtake the swiftly declining Aside from special interest groups — me, G? prestige of Harvard University, and to eventually parietals are extremely lax, if at all existent — turn that decaying institution into a branch and due to such free rein, co-ed McKean has DC & EG:Thank God you're here! campus of Rollins College, is well under way. developed its own "special interest" groups, the Since the 1984 coup d'etat within the Rollins description of which range from "off-color" to DC: O.K. B, I know you have a lot Administration, Public Relations Director Ober "risaue" and "bizarre." Furthermore. Elizabeth Tyus has replaced Jesse Morgan as the main to do since RC picked you to has become the center of Gay Liberation, and be an advisor assistant, but force behind the President. As a result, the frequently sponsors violent anti-Anita Bryant Rollins College Administration has become a we need you to help us as programs. much as possible. main attraction in Central Florida. Following in And finally, sports at Rollins in 1985.. .The the footsteps of Disney World and Sea World, RoJIins College Waterski Team had another SB: Has anyone heard from DG? the Pink Palace has been transformed into Red great season finishing second at the national in Tape World, which operates out of the old We need him to do the Sports California with Senior Mike Morgan taking first page. Registrar's Office. President Thaddeus place in the ski jump. However, the big story in Seymour, who is always to be found dressed in sports this year was the young Roller Ball Team top hat and tails, paces the halls trying, through DC: He's the only one who called which once again finished last in the league me this summer! magic, to make a library appear and the X-Club without a win, but confirmed kills were up by disappear. Since the merger of the Dean of the fifty percent. SB & EG: He's the only one who had Faculty Office with Special Projects. Dr. Dan The new Rollins Hockey team is also looking your number, D! DeNicola has been a lesser official in great. It would look even better if it had a rink to administrative affairs. In fact, he is presently in skate on. The varsity coach has complained that DC: I know, I know....Here are Knoxville, managing the Rollins Pavillion by his players are losing their motivation. When some of the things we need behest of Kate Reich. Dean R. Goddu has been questioned on the building delay of the new rink given the charge of our Rollins extension to do during this Orientation on the library lawn, President Seymour said that located at the Harvard campus. One of the Week... all the publicity. plans for the new library must be completed favorite attractions in Knoxville for American That means Johnny Notes. boys and girls under the age of five who suffer first. CH: I'll do it! from narcolepsy is the Rip Van Winkle Variety After extensive pestering of the athletic Show starring Provost Robert Marcus. department David Greenburg was appointed to the position of Varsity Baseball Coach. DC: • • • signs for meetings — Housing at Rollins in 1985 is far different from Intramural Polo was the big story this spring. In that of the past. There have been phenomenal the finals the Phi Delts showed more raw talent CH: I'll do it! changes. Four years ago, the KA's, otherwise but the raw barbarism of the Chi Psi's DC: ... Posters — referred to as the "southern gentlemen," were dominated in the end. given the ground floor of McKean as their CH: I'll do it! residence and place of concursion. Today, they are to be found in harmonious cohabitation with DC: ... as well as work on the the Fine Arts and Theatre crowd and the Black "Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to first Sandspur issue. which-if perservered in, they must lead," said Student Union, in the Beale Maltbie Shell CH: I'll do it! Museum. This "close contact" setting is Scrooge. "But if the courses be departed from, especially favored by the KA's. Pinehurst, the ends will change. Say it thus with what you show me!" EG: S, we have to work on our previously referred to as the "intellectual Orientation presentation tonight. SB: That's at 6:00, right? EG: No, the 6:00 o'clock meeting is on Wednesday. SB: O.K.... at 7:30, right? EG: No, that's Thursday. It's 8:00 o'clock tonight. SB: O.K., the poster and sign . making meeting is today at 3:30, right?

EG: No, that's the lecture on "How to Lead a Discussion." The poster and sign making meeting is at 4:30.

DC: Welcome back to another year of mass confusion, staff!

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Of Batting Averages and GPA's By Professor Gary Williams

reduce to simple terms a complex set of factors. To more than that. I've been thinking a lot about grades lately. (This If precision is important, consider the weakness in sounds like an Andy Rooney opening. Bear with me reduce to a number/letter is to cheapen a very important evaluation process. reducing the complex learning process (about which anyway.) What I think is this: while grades are obviously most of us, myself included, are pretty ignorant) to a necessary to the credentialing process now at the heart When I give a grade it usually represents some sort of synthesis of my assessment of the following: number/letter. Surely it is altogether misleading to of formal education, they are equally obviously suggest that learning can be meaningfully measured in insidious to learning. We have developed, I think, intelligence, effort, creativity, independence, perseverance, clarity, flexibility, and so forth. At best, this way. Perhaps my own argument here is misleading, elementary and secondary schools and colleges and a straw man, since few people really contend that a universities where some, but not nearly enough, grades (certainly those I give, and I think those most others give) represent a decent, educated guess about grade accurately assesses learning. Yet grades are so learning takes place. While the causes of this much our daily preoccupation that we come to rely on unfortunate state of affairs are several, I want to focus what and how a student has learned. At best, when I give a grade I am confident only that I am within one them as something beyond shorthand substitutes for attention on my particular bete noire (and yours, too, I more precise assessments of performance, effort, etc. hope): grades. grade either way of what a student "deserves." That is, if I give a student a B-, I am confident only that she/ Grade-point averages-take on lives of their own At the outset let me state clearly that I differentiate he probably "deserved" somewhere between a B (academic Frankenstein monsters), perhaps because between grades and evaluation. The former I abhor; the and a C +. Remember, this applies to instances in numbers seem to be more precise than words. For latter I think helpful. To evaluate work, whether which I'm at my best. I leave it to you to ponder the evaluative and heuristic purposes, they are not. If vou individual or group, oral, or written, in a constructively possibilities in other cases. Perhaps some of you want to know as precisely as possible your strengths critical manner is to point out strengths and already have. In admitting this I caution that I am and weaknesses, get it in words, sentences, weaknesses, to encourage improvement, to correct not saying students who get lots of A's and B's paragraphs. Neither a number nor a letter (and I'm mistakes, to suggest possibilities for further inquiry, to could just as easily have unlucked into D's and skeptical about pictures, too) is worth a thousand acknowledge achievement. To grade, on the other F's (and vice-versa). I think the process is rarely, hand, is to quantify what in many cases cannot and almost never, that irrational. I repeat: most faculty Continued on Page 10 should not be reduced to a number. To grade is often tp members make good-faith, educated guesses. They do not, and cannot, however, do much

Tax Increases: Not What the Doctor Ordered

By Mike Korens A mother whose child continually spills his milk and administrators of public policy face the same dilemma. They must either prevent the cause of the problems confronting them or strategically minimize their consequences^ President Reagan, who has charismatically assumed the role of Chief Administrator of Public Policy, in addition to his post as Chief Executive, chose unwisely to support the 98.3 billion dollar tax increase bill authored by Sen. Robert Dole of Kansas. (Constitutional considerations required credit for this legislation to be given to a joint congressional compromise). This tax revision was recently signed into law after a hard!'ought congressional victory. As an ardent conservative, President Reagan and tax increase bills make strange bedfellows. Conservative political philosophy argues that public policy must address the causes of national problems rather than simply adjust for their effects. The focus of the tax increase law is on reducing the federal deficit and lowering interest rates, both of which are economic effects. The federal deficit, (actually much smaller than last year's deficit when the effects of inflation are eliminated by calculating the deficit as a This calculator thinks business. percentage of the Gross National Produce), was caused by excessive government spending and a TheTI Student Business Analyst repressive tax system that limits It all means you spend less of the package. You also get federal revenue by stifling If there's one thing undergrad production. In fact, our current tax business students have always time calculating, and more a book that follows most business courses: the Business system is not designed to finance needed, this is it: an affordable, time learning. One keystroke government by collecting revenues; business-oriented calculator. takes the place of many. Analyst Guidebook. Business rather, its sole purpose, intended by The Student Business Analyst. The calculator is just part professors helped us write it, its designers in the New Deal Its built-in business formulas to help you get the most out administration, is to redistribute let you perform complicated of calculator and classroom. income. finance, accounting and A powerful combination. The present administration's statistical functions—the ones Think business. efforts to curb the inertia of that usually require a lot of With the Student government spending is a step in the time and a stack of reference Business Analyst. right direction. The administration should also continue endorsing books, like present and future IEXAS policies that increase the tax base, value calculations, amortiza potential government revenue, by tions and balloon payments. INSTRUMENTS ©1982 Texas Instruments offering production incentives to individuals and businesses. This was

Continued on Page 10 Page 6, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept 16,1982 LETTERS An Open Letter From A Fellow Student 120 miles of lunar landscape. We would ride the morass of rhetoric. monorails so we wouldn't have to smell the Now think of the raping of Afghanistan, the rotting remains of dead people on the ground. Dear Friend, butchery of Iran and Iraq and the world's The soldiers would wear mouseketeer ears so Hi. How goes your life experience? fascination with the recent technical war in the they wouldn't look so alienated and scary. Or we I just spent my weekend at Disney with my Falklands. It makes strolling around Winter Park could do with Beirut what we did with Vietnam all the nicer. sister. We didn't see the light parade because and forget it ever happened. The picture next to the article was of an we figured we saw enough capped, shiny teeth Maybe the debauchery option is the best one elderly refugee running with an infant in one to blind us for a week. I really enjoyed the first afterall. At least with your clothes off you don't hour there but after that I gradually became hand and a portable T. V. in the other. I wonder which she valued more. have to worry about having that special Polo depressed. I can't exactly pinpoint why. It just player on your shirt. But I hear they are coming seemed the park was a fast ride to nowhere with Maybe if we went to the movies and watched out with designer prophylactics. endless, inane music telling us all is right with Friday the 13th Part III in 3D we would all feel the world and repetitive instructions prodding us better. It all makes me want to kick back and eat along as if we were children in a massive Or maybe we could all sit around and play chocolate. nursatu school. I suppose we were. psuedo-intellectual games and talk about My prepackaged solution to the state of the world is for all of us to remember that the past is Sometimes I find efficiency terribly sociology and history and solve the world's illisionary and the future is an abstraction and frightening. Or frighteningly terrible. I forgot problems over a beer. Or better still we could that the dynamics of reality only exist in the very which. write open letters to the paper showing how immediate present. How many people tell you I read an article this summer about the concerned and smart we are when we really desolation of West Beirut. In addition to the don't even know why the hell we're here. what their life is going to be like but never lead indescribable amount of carnage and wreckage Maybe if we listened to the preachers and put it? If they live at all it's more by accident than by that had resulted, the Israeli army at one point just a bit more money in the collection boxes we design. Zen is incredibly difficult because cut off all electricity and water to the city. might suddenly find out. Sometimes I think instead of channeling all of one's energy Bottled water had long been exhausted and Jesus spoke in parables because he knew only outwardly in one form of escapism or another, a people were left to clean their wounds with filthy 2% of the people out there understood him person directs all of his energy inwardly and water. In a city that was once one of the most anyway. The other 98% who thought they did must confront his own existance in the here and modern and lively in the mid-east, gangrene proceeded to build the churches. now. We do everything in our society to avoid became common. The attacks from the fighter- Perhaps if we all indulged more in sex and that. Zen is tough on the knees though, and one bombers continued. The sirens of ambulances drugs like Madison Avenue suggests, we would has to consider whether enlightenment is worth were more pathetic than hopeful. On television all be happier. But then people have been it. we saw diplomats shaking hands telling us a screwing around and getting high since the Do you know what the epitome of trust is? It's comprehensive solution was a week to ten days beginning of time and things haven't improved. two cannibals having oral sex. away, everyday. The Israeli's continued to Maybe if they had Pac-Man two thousand Living in a dormatory can have strange effects "tighten their grip" and reporters told us whole years ago, West Beirut wouldn't look like on a person. Anyway, I've got to go. I have to neighborhoods had been "neutralized". That Hiroshima revisted. How can you be emotional write a paper on why blacks aren't movie stars in meant all people who had "resisted" were either about your neighbor when you're chasing a Russia. Write soon. killed by tank blasts or were crushed by video blip? collapsing buildings. It seemed the mass of Who knows, maybe Disney might consider Affectionately yours, blood-stained bullets was only surpassed by the making Beirut into a theme park and calling it Nanordnik Liebowitz

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The Polish trade union Solidarity and the Reagan administration are at opposite ends of the political spectrum, yet Reagan and Co. insist on trumpeting their support for the Polish people's struggle. The reason for the Reaganite's intense rhetorical support for an organization whose demands, if made in America, would either be denounced as heresy, or merly laughed at, is pretty obvious for Reagan Solidarity and Poland are nothing more than rhetorical tools, lances he can use to get at the chinks in the Soviet Union's armor. Imagine the AFL/CIO (an organization considerably to the right politically of its Polish counterpart) demanding a substantial voice in governmental policy-making, and not merely as a collection of private individuals, but as a collective whole, an organization representing the entire working class. It is hard to imagine the AFL/CIO demanding such a thing, but it is even harder to imagine the Reaganites favoring such a proposal. It is equally difficult to ytf^^^*rtWrtrfvwv^rtftJwww^^wwwvvvwvwl• imagine Jerry Falwell and the rest of Reagan's fundamentalist supporters being very happy about the ardent Catholicism of Solidarity's religious faction. Ronald Reagan, with the help of a The Sandspur will be initiating a lot of journalists ignorant of political subtleties, has managed to convince political column in the September most of us that the Poles are fighting the Cold War on our side, that they are battling the oppression of martial 28th issue. If you are interested in law, not with a view of establishing a human socialism, but rather as contributing, please send your white-clad soldiers fighting for free- enterprise, apple-pie, baseball, and Chevrolet. If, however, we rely, on name and box number to Box 1123. Ronald Reagan and Reader's Digest to provide us with truth, then don't we deserve to be ignorant. Page 7, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept. 16,1982

Search for Dean Will Not Include Goddu

New Faculty By Cindy Hahamovitch Acting Dean of the College Roland Goddu will not submit his name as a candidate in the soon to be renewed Barry Allen, Associate Professor of search for a permanent Dean of the Environmental Studies, comes to Rollins to be College. Goddu announced recently the first Head of the Department of that upon the appointment of a new Environmental Studies. His undergraduate work Dean of the College, he would begin was conducted at the University of Colorado, the to serve solely in the capacity of University of Miami, and the London School of Dean of the School of Education and Economics and Political Science. He earned the Human Development, a role which he B.A. degree from the University of Miami in 1970, now fills concurrently with his Arts magna cum laude in Economics. For his and Sciences position. graduate work, he joined the Group in Economic What Goddu calls his "career History at the University of Pennsylvania, where choice" stemmed from the he earned the Ph.D. in 1979. He has held both impossibility of continuing to act as Woodrow Wilson and NDEA Fellowships. Barry two deans at once. Having concluded came to us from Fordham University, College at unequivocably that a choice between Lincoln Center, where he was Assistant one of the two positions was Provost Robert Marcus reported Professor of Economics. unavoidable, Goddu reasoned that a that the Committee on commitment to the Dean of the Administration and Budget (CAB) J.Thomas Cook, Assistant Professor of College position would involve the has already drafted a description of Philosophy, comes to Rollins from Williams risk of not being chosen by the new the position for the use of the Search College. This is not his first stay in Florida, search committee. It would seem Committee. The description, which however, since he once served as Visiting that Goddu further deduced that he according to Marcus, is virtually Assistant Professor at Stetson University. Tom might well find himself out of a job. identical to the original outline used holds the B.A. in Humanities from the Johns Despite the fact that the open- two years ago, must still be approved Hopkins University (1972), and the M.A. and endedness of the position was made by the faculty Steering Committee. Ph.D. degrees in Philosophy from Vanderbilt known at the time of Goddu's The Steering Committee and the (1978,1981). Selected for Phi Beta Kappa appointment (his title is, in fact, Provost will set up a search membership at Johns Hopkins, Professor Cook 'Acting Dean"), Goddu feels that he committee, however, Marcus stated earned a university fellowship at Vanderbilt and has been "left dangling" by the that the election or appointment of later received the Franklin J. Matchette Award Administration, i ne uean or the its members will be left to the for Excellence in Teaching. Professor Cook lists Faculty, Dr. Dan DeNicola, countered faculty. Marcus estimates that the as his areas of specialization: philosophy of that he sees no justification for the committee will be ready to begin the science, metaphysical issues such as human Dean's resentment and that there is search process by the beginning of freedom, and normative and applied ethics. nothing to stop Goddu from October. returning to the School of Education Reflecting on the dissention that Gregory M. Force, Visiting Instructor of and submitting his name to the Dean of the College Search Committee. was caused by the search of two Mathematics, comes to Rollins from St. Mary's years ago, Marcus commented that College in Winona, Minnesota. He holds the B.A. DeNicola remarked, however, that Goddu probably wanted to spare the the aura of secrecy that usually degree from Coe College (Iowa), where he surrounds a search process may majored in both mathematics and philosophy. college the need for two searches: one for the Dean of the College "not necessarily be a good He graduated cum laude, received the Eutsler tradition". He projects that an open Prize in Philosophy and received membership in which would have taken place even if Goddu was willing to continue to fill and active search would encourage Phi Kappa Phi and Phi Beta Kappa. In 1981, he faculty and administrators to aid in received the M.S. degree in Pure Mathematics the position, and the other for a new Dean of the School of Education the recruitment effort by contacting from Purdue University, where he served as a acquaintences from other teaching assistant. Greg Force's courses this which would be immediately necessary if Goddu was appointed universities who might fit the search year will include Finite Mathematics, Pre- committee's description. Calculus, and Applied Calculus. He replaces as the permanent Dean. Professor John Bowers, who is on sabbatical for the 1982-83 academic year.

Stephen W. Klemann, Assistant Professor of Biology, is a developmental biologist who Fraser Named WPRK Manager studies the nature of the mechanisms involved in gene regulation. His interest in biology Gordon Fraser, retired radio management of the station on broadcasting begins on September developed at Hanover College, where he earned journalist, has been named General September 1. 27. the B.A. in that field in 1975. His M.S. degree was Manager for radio station WPRK-FM Fraser will recruit volunteers from awarded in zoology from Duquesne University at Rollins College. The 1300 watt non-profit, the student body and from the (1978). He comes to Rollins from Miami Fraser, who retired from the NBC educational station broadcasts general community to build up a University (Ohio), where he has just received the Radio Network after a career which classical music, academic oriented station staff. Persona interested in Ph.D. in zoology. He has twice received the included reporting, foreign programs and student produced working in technical or on-the-air Graduate Student Achievement Award at Miami corresponding and creative direction programming throughout the positions with WPRK should contact University, and he holds membership in Phi of the famous network radio program September-May academic year at Fraser at 646-2604. WPRK-FM is Kappa Phi. His professional presentations and "Monitor," will have assumed Rollins. The new year of located at 91.5 on the radio dial. publications have often focused on the leopard frog {Rana pipiens), as a case study. This fall Stephen will teach General Biology and Concepts of Biology. He replaces Prof. Carl Sandstrom, who retired last May. 19 Anthony J. Mendez, Technical Director of the Annie Russell Theatre and Assistant Professor Some New "Old Rules of Theater Arts, is returning to the Rollins By Bill Viall Faculty. Tony taught at Rollins from 1970 to 1972, leaving to serve as Managing Director and Vice-President of Once Upon A Stage, Inc. He received the B.A. degree in Dramatic Arts from Last Spring the Student due to drugs or alcohol. It is between the Resident Aides Lynchburg College (1961) and the M.A. in Court initiated some changes Dave Lord's feeling that too and the administration. Theater from the University of Virginia at in the campus rules which will many warnings were given out Questions come up as to the Charlottesville (1968). He is a generalist: he has go into effect this fall. The last year and that the rules new way these old rules are served as Stage Director in over thirty most significant change in the were not being taken seriously. being enforced. Does the professional productions, Technical Director rules is that now any violation Dean Goddu agrees with this college have a right to set such and Designer in over forty professional strict rules for its students? of the drug laws in this state, opinion and thinks that the productions, Actor in numerous professional Aren't the penalities set by the namely possession, use or rules must be enforced more productions including films, television state for the same crime distribution of marijuana, any strictly. commercials, and the stage. He specializes in a punishment enough? Aside other narcotic or their wide range of dialects. He holds membership in from these questions of paraphenalia will now result in The drug rules at Rollins may Actor's Equity Association, the Society of Stage whether the rules are fair or dismissal by the Dean of the not have changed but the way Directors and Choreographers, the Screen Actor's just, a more pertinent question College." It is, however, in which the students smoke Guild, and the American Federation of is whether this is the best way possible to appeal to the their dope certainly will. Under Television and Radio Artists. to have the Rollins student Student Hearing Board. These these "old" rules, anyone caught with a bong or rolling obey the law. Is this way of rules can be found on page 181 forcing students to conform to S. Joseph Nassif, Professor of Theater Arts and of the R-Times. papers automatically wins a Head of the Department of Theater Arts/Speech, free ticket home; under these the law more effective than teaching him to live by the law? will also serve as Director of the Annie Russell According to Dean Goddu, "old" rules, much more Theatre at Rollins. Professor Nassif comes to us "The rules are not new, only the pressure will be put on the The Sandspur asks: from Pittsburgh, where for five years he served way in which they are being Resident Aides to police the Is it fair to dump most of the as Executive Producer of the Pittsburgh enforced is new." The campus. The question now burden of enforcing these Playhouse Center for the Performing Arts. His Administration does not arises for the RA's whether to rules on the Resident Aides? previous appointments include: Chairman of the recognise a "drug problem" on report a violation and have a Wouldn't this new Department of Theater-Dance, Point Pa the Rollins Campus but it does fellow student dismissed, or enforcement of drug rules College (Pittsburgh); Executive Prodi' , of the recognize a "drug problem" on to not report a violation and by alienate the administration Pittsburgh Ballet Theater, a company of 85 the Rollins Campus but it does doing so neglect their duties. from the students, crushing professional dancers; Founder/Producer of the recognize the need to enforce This new way of enforcing old all hopes of the two factions Yale University Summer Repertory Theater; problems on this campus rules could lead to a coming to an understanding breakdown of relations of drug use? Continued on Page 8 involving Campus Safety are Page 8, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept. 16,1982 OCS Ready For New Year BRIEFS

By Cindy Hahamovitch phone, more desk space, a Off-campus students are welcome The Sandspur would like to thank typewriter, and a text book library. in Pinehurst 24 hours a day and a the committee that awarded us the The Off-Campus Students (OCS) Hokkanen and past-president Marina student is considered an automatic Fox Literary Prize last May. We are began preparation early this summer Nice hope that by providing off- member of the OCS organization by encouraged by the recognition that to facilitate the integration of campus students with access to the virtue of his or her address. "the newspaper has made a marked commuting students into the dorm's showers, storage space, and Residential students are encouraged interest and boosted circulation." We "Rollins Community." In addition to a comfortable study area, the to join the organization and to readability, heightened human upgrading the organization's offices, number of trips that commuters are partake in OCS activities as the interest and boosted circulation. We which are located on the first floor of required to make to and from the purpose of the budding institution is, are also proud to be the first student Pinehurst, OCS President John college will be substantially reduced. not to create a club whose members publication to receive this award. Hokkanen has planned social events Nice and Hokkanen have also number in the 8 hundreds, but rather "The prize," as the catalogue states, and prepared publications for the created an information center, to assimilate those "members" into "is offered for the best piece of cleverly disguised as a bulletin benf it of local students. the existing scheme of campus life. literature produced by a student at board, where off-campus students Coffee and donuts will be OCS and its faculty sponser, Dr. Rollins College, considered on the can leave messages and receive available in the OCS offices on "Saki" O'Sullivan, recognize that off- bases of originality, human interest, information about campus events. Tuesday mornings so that off- campus students have particular and craftmanship." One member of campus students can meet their The traditional OCS Bullsheet needs and concerns. Local students provides notification of events that the committee quipped, "We made Pinehurst and faculty sponsors and, for example, have to deal with family this award in spite of repeated digs were previously publicized in areas problems and campus problems more importantly, each other. All directed at the Faculty." students, staff and faculty are of rarely frequented by commuters (i.e (academic and otherwise) course welcome. dorms and the Beanery). And (as if simultaneously and, furthermore, The OCS study and meeting area that was not enough!) OCS will soor parents often fail to understand their in Pinehurst has been refurnished print and circulate a listing of off- need to spend a good deal of time on and provided with an additional campus students by zip code so that campus. The Housing office has been carpooling can be arranged. moved from the first floor of McKean Faculty Continued from Page 7 Hall to the second floor of Carnegie Hall, just above the Dean of the College's office. Joan Reitz, office Producer for Westinghouse Broadcasting (1972,1974,1978), in Psychology and Special manager for Housing, stated the Company, KDKA-TV (Pittsburgh); and Education. Her professional roles have included move was made in order to Producer/Director of the Pittsburgh Playhouse the following: Outpatient Counselor for the consolidate secretarial support for Resident Equity Company. He has served as Orange County Mental Health Center; Research the Area Coordinators and Personal Associate Professor of English and Drama at the Assistant for The Drug Project (Gainesville); Counselor Judy Provost, as well as University of Southern California, and he has Research and Staff Training Consultant for to bring Resident Aides, who report held Visiting Directorships/Lectureships at: the Suniand Training Center; Precision Teacher for to the A.C.'s, into closer proximity University of Michigan, Ohio State University, Gainesville Academy; Laboratory Supervisor for with Dean Goddu. Room Ithica College, Hollins College, the University of Applied Behavior Analysis course at the assignments and secretarial duties Pittsburgh, SUNY at Brockport, the University of University of Florida. She has worked on several are the only Housing responsibilities Evansville, the Paris-American Academy, the research teams, but her doctoral dissertation under Ms. Reitz. Connie University of Montana, St. Bonaventure explores the "interactive effects of observing MacPherson, Assistant Director for University, and at Rollins College (where he response procedures and stimulus over- Maintenance, will remain in the directed T.S. Eliot's Murder In The Cathedral). In selectivity in autistic children." Maria will teach McKean Hall office. 1974, Joe received the Outstanding Educator of Understanding Behavior Change and Precise America Award. He has a strong liberal arts Behavior Management, along with her background: he earned the B.A. degree from contribution to the Introduction to Psychology Grinnell College in Speech and Biology (1960); course this fall. the M.F.A. in Directing from the Yale University CHAPEL NOTES School of Drama (1963); and the Ph.D. from the Cynthia L. Shearer, Visiting Assistant Professor University of Denver in Theater History and of English, comes to Rollins from Wright State Interdenominational Services Criticism (1973). He received full scholarships to University in Dayton, Ohio. She has just are already underway in the Yale and the University of Denver. completed requirements for the Doctor of Arts Chapel Sundays at 11 a.m. On degree at SUNY at Albany, specializing in the Sept. 19 Dean Wettstein will teaching of Composition and Creative Writing. speak on "'listening Up." Marvin E. Newman, Professor of Business Cynthia also holds the B.A. in English from Those interested in becoming Studies, is hardly new to the Rollins family. For Wright State University (1978) and the M.A. in Associates of the Chapel, nearly twenty years, Marvin has taught popular Creative Writing from Antioch University (1979). identifying with it as one's courses as a full-time adjunct instructor in Cynthia's graduate career has included service church home while at Rollins, several of our programs. He became a full-time as a Teaching Fellow in Creative Writing (SUNY should call the Chapel Office faculty member in 1975 in Continuing Education, Albany), Adjunct Instructor at Wittenberg or speak with Dean Wettstein and for 1982 has been appointed to the College University, and Director of the Writing or John Langfitt. Associates Faculty. The Rollins Board of Trustees Laboratory at Wright State University. She has will next be received on Sept. recognized Marvin's tenure at their May meeting. taught at Platter College (Oxford, England), 26. Marvin is a practicing attorney who holds the Lycee International (Paris, France), and at the Mid-week Services of B.S.L. and J.D. degrees from Northwestern American College in Paris as an Instructor in Meditation will be shared every University. He is a member of Phi Beta Kappa, Antioch's International Young Writer's Program. Thursday at 12:30 p.m. in the ranked third in his law school class of 140, and At Rollins, Cynthia will teach Creative Writing, Frances Chapel, with a number served on the Northwestern University Law Freshman Rhetoric, and Advanced Expository of students, faculty and, staff Review. He holds membership in the American Writing. She replaces Professor Jean West offering brief talks. Campus Bar Association, the Florida Bar, the Illinois Bar Phelan, who is on sabbatical this year. ministers will be leading in Association, the Orange County Bar prayers from many traditions. Association, and the American Trial Lawyers Evan L. Zucker, Visiting Assistant Professor of Paul Vonderheide, President of Association. He has been recommended by the Psychology, served last year as Research the Student Assembly, will be Florida Bar to the Supreme Court of the U.S. to Technician In Behavioral Medicine/Comparative the first speaker. help establish standards and requirements for Behavior in the Bowman Gray School of Check at the Chapel Office if all attorneys who practice in federal courts. He Medicine at Wake Forest University. He has just you are interested in becoming has published in the area of Legal Education, completed the requirements for the Ph.D. in a Chapel Reader or Usher. and at Rollins will serve as Chairman of the Pre- Psychobiology at Emory University. Evan, who Law Advisory Committee. Marvin will teach replaces Professor K. H. Wong, will teach Social Business Law, Personal Law, and will this year Psychology and Experimental and Statistical offer an offtcampus Winter Term course in Analysis this fall. He holds the B.S. degree in London to study the English judicial system. Psychology from the University of Maryland at Rollins College will host New York College Park and the M.A. in Experimental Stock Exchange President and Chief Sylvia Reynolds, Associate Professor of Music, Psychology from Emory University. Operating Officer John Phelan on is a pianist and keyboard teacher of the first September 16 and 17,1982. Mr. rank. She holds the B.M. degree from Peabody Phelan will be available for Conservatory (1968), the M.S. degree in Music Elizabeth M. Morrison, Teaching Fellow in interviews or conversation from from the Juilliard School (1971), and the D.M.A. Mathematics, received her B.A. and M.S. 11:15 to 11:45 at The Harley Hotel in degree from the University of Kansas (1979). She degrees in Mathematics from Florida State downtown Orlando on Friday, has given debut concerts at Alice Tully Hall in University (1966,1969). She has completed all September 17,1982. Mr. Phelan will Lincoln Center and in Aula Concert Hall in Oslo, course work and preliminary exams for the Ph.D. also apeak at a luncheon at The Norway. During 1973-74, she served as pianist in Topology at F.S.U. She is a member Phi Beta Harley Hotel at noon on the same with the Oslo Philharmonic Orchestra, touring Kappa and Pi Mu Epsilon, the mathematics day. Luncheon guests will be the United States and Switzerland. Several of her honorary society. She has taught part-time at Corporate Associates of Rollins students have participated in Master classes Valencia Community College, Florida State College (representatives of and have won grants, competitions, and University, and Rollins College. This year she companies giving to the annual scholarships. Sylvia has recently concluded a will be teaching lower division mathematics Rollins Fund) and other business tour through the Midwest as soloist and courses including Pre-Calculus. leaders. Coverage of the luncheon accompanist for a Norwegian violinist in speech which should begin about concerts of the music of Grieg. At Rollins, Sylvia Judith F. Tarver, Teaching Fellow in English, will 12:40 pm. will teach Piano, Musicianship, Keyboard have a full load teaching sections of Freshman Please call Ober Tyus if you have Literature, and Music Appreciation. She Rhetoric and Composition. Judy earned her B.A. special needs or to let us know of replaces Professor Tom Brockman, who retired in English from Rollins (1979) with high any interest you have in talking with from full-time teaching last year and now serves distinction, and her M.A.T. in English (1982) here Mr. Phelan. part-time as Artist-ln-Residence. as well. She was elected to Kappa Delta Pi, the education honor society. She has taught English Maria Del Rosario Ruiz, Visiting Assistant Composition at Valencia Community College Professor of Psychology, has just completed the and at Rollins, specializing in a writing requirements for her Ph.D. at the University of laboratory approach. Recently, she co-directed a Florida. Last year, she served as Teaching workshop for adjunct faculty at Valencia in Fellow at Rollins. Maria holds the B.A., M.Ed., "Ways to Improve Writing Skills in a Laboratory and M.A. degrees from the University of Florida Setting." Page 9, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept. 16,1982

The Central Florida Fall Scrabble Tournament will be held on 19 September at 2:00 o'clock, at the Orlando Tennis and Raquet Club, located at 825 Cortland Street. The New Positions: Area Coordinators at Rollins tournament will last three and a half hours, and participants must arrive equipped with a Scrabble board. Those interested should contact By Bill Vlall Jerry Greenside at 843-1116. The Area Coordinators will also be Rollins a "home away from home", responsible for directing Student and Jim hopes to "instill a pride in New to the Rollins' campus this Activities and Recreation. Jim's the college." "The Campus Orange Audubon Society fall are Elena Silverstein and Jim duties will consist of an Intramural coordinators plan to do all this by McConnel who will be acting as area Program. Elena will act as an advisor implementing new "campus wide coordinators. Jim will be working The 1982-83 season meetings will be to the Student Government, Student activities." Jim sees himself as a with the housing department on the held on the third Monday of each Center Board of Directors, and will "utility person" who is here to help East side of the campus and Elena also assist campus clubs and wherever he is needed. Jim and month, September through May on the West side. Both will be beginning Monday, September 20th organizations. Elena and Jim will Elena emphasize that they have an advising the Head Residents, also work with Judy Provost on "open door" policy and are always at 8:00 pm at the Central Christian Resident Aides, and House Church located at 250IV. Ivanhoe educational programs such as willing to talk to students with a Managers in those areas. The Area workshops on leadership, budgeting, problem. Blvd. Orlando. The first meeting will Coordinators have been assisting feature Jack Kassewitz, Jr. of the goal setting, and time management. Judy Provost with training Resident Other proposed programs include an Housing director David Lord National Wildlife Rescue Team. For Aides for orientation week. Within describes the new Area Coordinators more information contact Loretta Alchohol Information Program and a the housing department, Jim and Health Week. as "full time professionals, accesible Sattertawaite at 8862925. Elena will also help Judy Provost by to the students twenty four hours a Elena and Jim see unifying the counselling students with problems. day". Dean Goddu implemented the Rollins Campus and bringing the Elena and Jim have been educated in Area Coordinator Plan in order to student body closer together as their councelling and are experienced. relieve David Lord and himself of Freshmen Beach Day this year will primary goal. Elena wants to make some of their work load. be on Sunday Sept. 19th. Buses will leave from the front of the Library Horseshoe at 12:30 pm. Get aboard for a fun day at the beach-Surfing, Volleyball, Football, Fishing, Frisbee, or just lying out in the sun. Pub News New Computer Sign up in Sullivan House. Don't miss it! The Rollins Pub would like to take A new computer system for Rollins is this opportunity to welcome the in the offering. The new VAX 11 -750 returning students. This year the Pub system will replace the present PDP11 will offer pizza,, sandwiches, our in June of 1983. The order totaled famous nachos along with alcoholic $250,000, and is to be paid by a It was announced last week by the r $125,000 donation from the Du Pont Florida Student Financial and non-alcoholic beverages. We plan to offer discount food specials Corporation, and $125,000 to be funded Assistance Commission that the by Rollins. Governor's 2% reduction of state like we never have before, so keep your eye on our specials board. Also The computer will have 64 terminals, funds will apply to the Florida Tuition which will allow students and faculty Voucher and the Florida Academic during the year we plan to introduce new food products in addition to the access to 32 more terminals than in the Scholars' Fund, last few years. This will affect students at Rollins ones we presently serve now. Your Rollins Pub staff is here to provide A new.class laboratory with 20 by reducing each of their awards terminals is currently under from $750 to $735 for the 1982-83 you with quick service, clean surroundings, and most of all good construction in the Bush Science academic year. The Florida Student Building, and is intended to be ready in Assistance Grant is not directly food. If there is anything that the crew or I can do to accomodate you October. This lab will replace the area affected by this budget cut. currently used in the basement, and will Since most students have already please feel free to talk to us. Just a reminder — you must be 19 or older accomodate both students and faculty been credited with the original in instruction. to purchase alcoholic beverages in amount of $750 for these awards, The VAX will handle the same changes will appear on spring term the Pub. The crew looks forward to seeing all of you this fall. languages as the PDP (Basic, Fortran, bills. Pascal, Assembly), as well as a It should also be noted that Chuck Spina developing language used with robots, incorrect information has appeared called LISP. on page 137 of the R-Times, 1982-83. Pub Manager The information on grades required for renewal should read: Florida Academic Scholars Fund requires 3.2 Scholarship and Merit awards (non-need) 3.0 Academic Grant-in-Aid requires 2.7 Most other aid requires 2.0 In addition, the federal and state guidelines for "satisfactory President Seymour's academic progress" have been issued and have been adapted for Rollins nomenclature applied to credit units and calendar. A copy of Thoughts on the Future this statement and other information will be sent to students on aid in the near future.

As Mrs. Polly Seymour says of her By Dana Ballinger each year moving closer to what it hopes to be. "The next five years," he husband, "He looks upon himself The Rollins College Libraries are told the Centennial Class of 1986, and I look upon him as one who reviewing their procedures and Of the 260 Rollins students who "could produce a stunning encourages action in others." The services. During the 1982/1983 year, received their diplomas last Spring, achievment in institutional President challenged the 411 new there will be a number of changes in one "graduate" returned to continue advancement." members of the Rollins family: "Be a the Libraries. One of the first his work in what has, for four years, part of this place. The measure of changes will come in the Circulation been his unusually compelling The Class of 1986 has entered Rollins College ultimately is the Card System on September 13,1982. "major" of the college Presidency. Rollins at a very exciting and crucial quality of our lives together and our Dr. Thaddeus Seymour, an honorary time. The period leading to the 100th relationship to the College as The new system is called the McBee graduate of the class of 1982, will do birthday of the College, and one faculty, staff, students, and alumni." his "graduate work" in the executive Punch Card System. You, the marking a metamorphosis in the As with the four classes field of study, as he seeks to borrower, will fill out a card for each character of the changes being made preceeding them, the future complete his "seniorproject," item you check out from the library in the institution. After four years of graduates of 1986 have been called helping to shape Rollins into the every time you borrow material. The "housekeeping" and renovation the upon to assist the President with his "finest small college in the benefits of this system will be (1) changes are now to representing "seniorproject,"one which may Southeast." While four years may immediately knowing who has out what the President calls demand a lifetime of patience and seem like ample time in which to what material (2) having better "initiatives," modifications of commitment to this college. It is of complete a major, excellence control of overdues (3) collecting philosophy which ideally should set this commitment Dr. Seymour spoke requires patience, commitment, and statistical data in preparation for Rollins apart from many of its peer when he said, "You are now one of a trust in high ideals. future automation processes. institutions. us. From this moment on,"he told In a very personal welcome to this the freshmen, "as long as you live While excellence requires year's entering freshmen, President you'll be a part of Rollins College, commitment, the determination of a Seymour's thoughts and advice and Rollins College will be a part of single individual, even in a small echoed his belief in an institution you. That is very special." which has remained in transition, college community, is not enough. Page 10, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept 16,

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words. What I can tell a student in words and sentences, if I do it carefully and precisely, can help the original course of the Reagan her/him to learn. When I give a grade, I am helping administration, and its recent (sometimes not!) the student only to obtain credentials. Real Wen deviations are a bad sign for our I suppose that different students have diffferent country's future economic health. perceptions of what grades represent. I am certain, Tax increases (although alcohol however, that many students think I am grading and tobacco tax increases are much character. I have always denied that (still do, because needed exceptions), particularly the thought is quite unsettling), though as my list above Don't Eat business tax increases to close indicates, I may have been fooling myself. At any rate, loopholes, are no panacea for our it's bad enough for a student to get a D and to think, national economic ills, among them, "He's saying I have D intelligence." How much worse nearly eleven million unemployed for a student to think, "He's saying my character is D- individuals vying for jobs in an rate." To repeat: a grade, even an A or an F, does not industry operating at a sickly sixty- and cannot very precisely indicate anything about Quiche nine percent of production capacity. anything. Businesses provide jobs; Whatever the student thinks the grade represents, I confiscatory federal rates of taxation am convinces that grades make enemies of students which reduce production and the and teachers (and sometimes of students and A Guidebook demand for production's laborers, students). Grades transform what ought to be a only create more unemployment and mutually stimulating learning experience into a contest toAHThat human misery. of sorts in which the teacher is the student's opponent. Public policy cannot, and should Simply put, an adversarial relationship rarely enhances not, select a course of action that learning. If teachers had only to evaluate students' IsThily accepts such problems and only strengths and weaknesses, if we were not required to adjusts to their results. Instead, reduce that often complex assessment to a Masculine policies must be assertive, actively number/letter, more students would see us as helpers seeking solutions to our nation's and perhaps as fellow learners rather than as enemies. problems. Both President Reagan . harbor the suspicion that students might even and this nation would be better welcome evaluation were it divorced from the grade. served by tax reform efforts such as Even severe criticism (sometimes we deserve it) might be palatable if unaccompanied by the guillotine. I have Bruce Feirstein Congressman Phil Crane's flat tax rate proposal than by tax increase found students receptive to, sometimes grateful forv criticism. Rarely have I found a student grateful for a laws. poor grade. I see nothing helpful, nothing educational Illustrated by Lee Lorenz A roll of super-absorbent paper (in the best sense of that term), nothing useful to towels only minimally helps a learning, nothing very meaningful, in giving a grade. disgruntled mother. Her only Quite the contrary, I find it frequently simplistic, effective option is to familiarize the superficial, imprecise, misleading, and destructive. Reviewed in this issue of the child with the virtues of a dry Some will say, and with some truth, however tablecloth. How long can this nation perverse, that grades prepare students for the "real" Rollins College Sandspur safetly allow government to soak its world. What that means, of course, is that the real wage earners with direct and indirect purpose of formal education is to provide credentials, (i.e., inflation) taxation? Should not learning, and practice for the Social Darwinistic future generations be forced to cry race of life. The perverse truth about modern education over our spilled milk? in the real world is thus revealed. My usual response to the "reality principle" is that reality sometimes stinks, so let's try to change it. Reality proponents often respond, in turn, by saying, "Gee, I'd like to change things, but you can't change human nature." In fact, reality proponents don't want to change anything; they like the way the world currently works, they like College Cinema Society aggressive competition, they are quite comfortable with Golf Info the metaphor of life as a race (save when they intuit that the race can be a rat race), they like to win and do The Rollins College Cinema not dislike the prospect of others losing — in short, they Rollins has again made Society will open its foreign film are advocates and not merely observes of Social arrangements for our golf series October 10 with the hilarious Darwinism. membership at Big Cypress Golf French comedy, Alexander. Now in Club located on 434 in Winter its third year, the Cinema Society is Since my usual reformist response to the reality principle invariably falls on deaf ears (and dumb minds Springs. The course is a challenging, approaching its goal of making fine — a tasteless, witless witticism — I take it back! I take well maintained facility with a club foreign films a part of the cultural it back!), I have developed a clever new response, to house, practice range, and pro shop. milieu of central Florida. Rollins College student, faculty wit: in the real world, people rarely get grades, but they All full time employees, including and staff membership in the Cinema do get evaluated. Sometimes they flunk (get fired), but their spouses and children under 18, Society is $20.00 per person, $15.00 it's not because their cumulative average after four and students at Rollins are eligible to for which entitles you to admission years with Amalgamated Schlock, Inc., was 1.263. use the course. Individuals will need to ten films. These will include Black (Incidentally, we must recognize the hilarity of a to pick up a membership card at the and White in Color, 8V2, and The cumulative average taken to thousandths. Which came Athletic Office and you will need to Twelve Chairs. Admission to first, batting averages or GPAs?) show the card to the pro shop when individual films is prohibited. Checks In my judgment, to concentrate on evaluation rather signing up to play. Everyone will than on grading is to take a first step toward shifting the need to use a new membership card should be made payable to Rollins primary purpose of formal education away from the effective August 1, 1982. College Cinema Society and mailed bestowal of credentials and back to encouragement of to Box 2666, Rollins College, Winter learning. The latter, of course, is the avowed purpose of Each Rollins employee or student Park, FL 32789. You will receive a Rollins and other colleges and universities; the former, will be given a 50% discount from membership card to be presented at however, is their "real" purpose. the greens fee posted. There will be each showing. I do not contend that evaluation without grades no charge for the men's and - All films will be shown on Sunday would be a panecea. To evaluate students, teachers, women's golf team members. evenings in Bush Science Center and administrators by analyzing capabilities and Auditorium, Rollins College campus, shortcomings takes time, care, precision (which in Special arrangements have been at 7:00 p.m. For a list of the films and most human affairs cannot be expressed numerically), made for the varsity men's and further information, please call the and sensitivity to complexity. Evaluation is more women's golf teams to practice and English Department Office, 646-2000, meaningful, more helpful, more likely to be listeredto, play matches at Big Cypress. ext. 2216, or write to Dr. Cary Ser, P. when it is divorced from a grade. Come to think of it, O. Box 2666, Rollins College, Winter evaluation without grades, EV\OG, is a panacea. To the The Pro, P. K. Long, is available to Park, FL 32789. Bush Auditorium has barricades for EWOG! assist you. For more information call a limited seating capacity, so make Not so naive as to expect *nis diatribe to change, the Business Manager at 646-2112. your reservations now. anything in the real world, I revertheless welcome evaluation of and response to my argument by readers,, whatever your GPA. Mills Memorial Library Regularr HouHourr s

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[POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT DIRECTOR OF ATHLETICS AND CHAIR OF THE DEPARTMENT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION

| Applications and nominations are being accepted for the jposition of Director of Athletics and Chair of the Department MARK STRIKE •of Physical Education at Rollins College. Responsibilities •include administering the NCAA Division II Intercollegiate •Athletic Program for men and women, the physical education •service course offerings, and the intramural and recreation programs. QAMcowe ^Cofiftns Students {Candidates will have apropriate academic degrees and [experience in the administration of an intercollegiate athletic {program, a commitment to academic excellence, demonstrable QjUe'fte so nappy to nai/e you "back dome' •skills in the management of financial affairs, knowledge of IsiCAA regulations and procedures, and experience in success wtfft usl T^ease stop in to say MHo and asle ful fund raising and development efforts. The position demands butstanding interpersonal skills and leadership. jo/t ou/t new ja^ catalogue ftallins College is a private, co-educational, liberal arts college Enrolling 1,350 undergraduate students on a 65 acre campus 301 Park Ave. N. Winter Park 644-3656 In the Central Florida residential community of Winter Park. palary will be commensurate with training and experience.

rPPLICATIO N PROCESS Puzzle Answer I IIHI 11 PHHIEIRHSI LIOIBI Send letter of interest, resume, description of current position ODDC ODD EGEE nd salary history to: DEED EEE OEDG Professor Arnold Wettstein Chair, Athletic Director Search Committee EC DEED Box 2473 BCD GGOEE EEC Rollins College Winter Park, Florida 32789 ODCD UE Rollins College is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative !•——__ Action Emgloyer.^ — »••—•——i WOLD PageJ2, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept. 16,1982

Volleyball Team Strongest Ever

By David Green berg Sports Editor

Coach Peggy Jarnigan reclined in her office chair puffing on a cigarette. Sporting an ear to ear grin, she was staring at the awards that her volleyball teams of past had earned, the kind of look a prepubesant shows when he eyes his first puppy love. "I'm really pleased with the team this year," she said. "It is by far the strongest ever for Rollins, both offensively and defensively. We'll have four girls this year that are at least five feet, ten inches tall so we now have the height we lacked last year." Ah, last year, a very special one for the Rollins squad. For the first time ever Jarnigan and Co. found themselves slamming balls in the ranks of Division II competition. What these women lacked in height and experience they made up for by showing their insatiable desire to be the best.

AW AA WJ A A w WJ Not bad for a team who has been permitted to ;J1Jy-^VVlJVWWVW^^W»-* ^ **- i* * "- - ^ use Steinbrenner-like tact'es of buying players via scholarships for only two years now. "We're about five years behind the others in scholarships," said Jarnigan with a satanic chuckle, "But we're catching up." In order to catch up in the standings, Rollins must have repeat performances from 1981 AIAW AH-State and All-Region members, Suzanne Patterson, Maria Smith, as well as Debby Knorowski, another All-Stater and a NCAA All- Conference selection. Jarnigan called their hitting ability 'our biggest strength last year." ROLLINS COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL Taking some of the pressure of the three 1982-83 stalwarts will be freshmans Coleen Nagy and SEPTEMBER Molly Hancock, both Florida All-Stars in high Wed 8 Merramec (MO)-Home school last year, and Lisa Spalding, a Valencia Thurs. 9 Merramec (MO)-Home Community College transfer, now entering her Fri./Sat 17-18 College of Charleston. S.C.-Away sophomore year. Wed 22 Flagler College Daytona-5:00 Daytona Beach CC (Scrimmage) Daytona-5:00 After surveying this fall's line-up, Jarnigan Mon. 27 'Florida Southern College Home-7:30 could find only one weakness. "We'll have Wed 29 *Eckerd College Home-7:30 inexperience," she said. OCTOBER Fortunately, the Volleyballers will have more Mon 4 'University Central Florida Home-7:30 than ample time to acquire the court sense that Wed 6 Stetson vs Rollins Home-7:30 Stetson vs Flagler Home-6:30 they need. The only senior on the roster this year Rollins vs Flagler Home-8.30 is Patterson. Mon 11 'Florida Institute Technology Away-7:30 Besides, if this up and coming team is lacking Wed 13 'University of Tampa Away-7:30 experience it certainly did not show in their Sat. 16 ROLLINS INVITATIONAL Home-10:00 a.m. Mon. 18 *St Leo College Away-7.30 recent five-game scrimage against Valencia. The Wed 20 Mercer University (GA) Away Tars virtually annihilated their opposition by the Fri./Sat 22-23 . WEST GA COLLEGE INVITATIONAL scores of 15-2,15-4,15-6,15-9, and 15-2. Carrolton. GA Away What are Coach Jarnigan's goals for this fall? Mon 25 •Eckerd College Away-6:00 Wed. 27 'University Central Florida Away-7:30 "To qualify for the Regionals," she said, "In NOVEMBER order to do that, we'll have to place first or Mon. 1 Stetson University Away-7.00 second in the conference." Wed 3 •Florida Institute of But Jarnigan showed no signs of trepidation Technology Home-7:00 as she grinded the remains of her cigarette in an Thurs. 4 •Florida Southern College Away-7:30 Mon 8 'University of Tampa Home-7:00 ash tray. Extremely proud of her team, she felt Wed 10 *St. Leo College Home-7:00 only quite fulfillment. Or as ex-New York Yankee Fri./Sat. 12-13 SUNSHINE STATE CONFERENCE pitching coach Johnny Sain would call it, "The at - Florida Southern, Lakeland-6:30 & 8:00 cool of the evening." DFCFMBER The Lady Tars did not quite reach that goal, Fri./Sat. 3-4 NCAA REGIONALS-TBA but then again the New York Mets were not built in one year either. Instead, Rollins gladly settled VARSITY SOCCER 1982-83 for an 18-13 record, good enough for a third SEPTEMBER place ranking in the Sunshine State Conference Sat. 18 Florida Aftantic University Home and sixth in Division II State competition. Tues. 21 Florida Southern College Away Sat. 25 Eckerd College Away Tues 28 Flagler College Home OCTOBER_ Sat. 2 Quincy College Home Tues 5 University of South Florida Away Sat. 9 Jacksonville University Home Mon. 11 Biscayne College Home Thurs. 14 Georgia State University Away Sat. 16 Emory University Away Mon 18 University of NC at Wilmington Home Sat 23 Tampa University Away Tues. 26 Florida Institute of Technology (Melbourne) Away Fri. 29 University of Missouri at Rolla Away Surt31 St Louis University Away NOVEMBER Tues 2 St Leo College Home Sat 6 Annual Reunion Game Home Sun: 7 University of Central Florida Home Wed 10 Florida International University Away HEAD COACH: Gordie Howell Grid AxtiiUnti: Brian Fattiga & Mark Nicolle Week Day Gimn 3.30 p.m / Week End Game* 2 00 p.m. Home matches played on sandspur field - Rollins College Howell Awarded Chair

By David Greenberg Sports Editor

At the Convocation services held last Monday, Soccer Coach Gordie Howell was publically awarded the Raymond E. Greene Chair of Health and Physical Education. The honor has been in existance since 1972, when it was first awarded to EdJucker, who held the chair until his retirement last year. The chair is a warded every three years to a member of the Rollins physical education faculty who sports 'a golden personality', Christian character, the ability to command the respect of all students and attract students to courses, faculty rank, the character and stature of Amos Alonzo Stagg (the second winniest college football coach in history), and have such concern for health and physical education so as to encourage reverence for the "Amazing Creation of the Human Body and Its Functions," according to a letter that Mr. Greene wrote, describing the award. WOMEN The award not only pays for the holder's MEN salary, but also grants the standout an undisclosed sum of money each year for any department related research or travel that that person chooses to pursue. "I'm going to do a financial impact study on inter-collegiate sports at Rollins College for the 1982-1983 year," said Howell. "The purpose will be to qualify the variables of the financial accountability for athletics at Rollins."

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The World According to Garp

By Casey A. Garp playing with baby P in his crib and comic imagine that the boy who created the book (John exaggeration of tribulations of youthful P- Irving) and the boy who created the film (Steve The movie version of The World According to possessors, such as getting P caught in pants Tesich) are feminists. Dead wrong, as I am Garp makes the American dream of the good life zipper and wearing little P out playing and demonstrating, and far more dangerous than an in the late twentieth century as unambiguous as playing and playing with it. Rosy soft focus on out and out sexist piece OT pure macno trasn a television sit com. I didn't read the Irving novel, little P-possessors contrasts their puppy litter precisely because it dupes folks into thinking but those who devoured the pop pulp of it all say world with the harsh and sharply focused World they're getting something new when they are the movie regurgitates the novel pretty of the Ogre without a P who rules their innocent being fed the same old male spremacist line truthfully. Garp begs to be taken to the soft colorful lives in her starched and sterile white they get in James Bond thrillers. A pretty sentimental heart of the American public like a uniform. But don't forget that this person incredible measure of the success of the litter of puppies and offers a literary gloss as all without a P has proved her mettle inthe World of message that P is all that.counts is the way that American superficial as the shiny surface of Capital P: she has incubated Garp's little P in what Garp does assumes epic proportions of Sugar Frosted Flakes. her own body and is clearly devoting her life to glory and grandeur in contrast to the irrelevant Set your hearts and minds at rest, dears. That taking care of it/him even heroically saves it/him tedium of the wife's daily chores beyond the big bad world is really very simple. You see there from sliding off the school roof. Despite her home. How many movies can you remember in are just two kinds of people in the world: the constant attention and devotion, however, Garp which a woman's caring for home and kids is admirable ones who possess a P— andjhe is far more obsessed with learning more about made to seem more significant and earth dreadful unfortunate others benefit of that the all important Parent with a P that he's never shaking than her husband's professional career, symbolically all significant appendage. It's a met. which takes him into the public sphere to Capital P because it's the head, the chief, the With the incredible speed of filmic biography grapple with ideas and hold an admiring high cheese money maker totem. Garp grows full size. Now that he's got his own audience captive? Cinematography creates the An opening and closing sequence OT ine siuw big P, you can bet that he'll be seeking to make contrast. Garp's world explodes with color, motion flight of a bright-eyed baby complete more little P's in his own image. And so he does. vitality, action, adventure, whereas the wife's with baby P frames the film. Garp, the baby In this comic book world, Garp must settle world drags on through grey-brown drab chalk- complete with P, was conceived when one of quickly into career and family with a minimum of dusty Victorian classrooms and corridors. those lacking ones just couldn't stand here P- fuss. When his mom tells him that his dad was Through a collaboration of lighting, set design, envy another and impaled herself according to a pilot, Garp aspires to a flying career. In and costume, the film makes the wife look her description, on a somewhat disembodied P adolescence he takes the wrestling coach, gawky, awkward, hesitant, sharp-featured, and without the time. Consuming fuss of meeting its appropriately named "Holm" as surrogate dad even ugly when shown reading something by owner for the sole purpose of making her very and aspires to a wrestling career. For reasons herself or grading papers. Basking in the radiant own little P to control. The serious"3ubtext of completely unexplained in the film, Garp sets presence of husband and boy children, however, this comic tales reassures us that the end his cap for the daughter of the "Holm" team she glows translucently and moves with soft always justifies the means. Since the mere portrayed as skinny, awkward, bookwormy and grace. When Garp's interruptions succeed in existence of the adorable baby Garp sanctifies unapproachable. Maybe it's unapproachable dragging her away from her private professional his conception, what does it matter whether that stirs the old P into action. When she says duties, it is made to appear a victory for life and both .parents cared about making babies or even she will only marry a writer, Garp drops his action. just going through the motions of baby making. model airplanes and barbells overnight and Ironically, Garp's wife lacks both sexual Have done with petty individual questions such takes to pounding a typewriter. But before it desire and desirability. In a movie obsessed with as what is rape. Take the cosmic view. Every P finds its home sweet Holm, Garp's ever lovable P the adventures of P, which are after all what we doing its thing furthers the puppy litter sows its necessary wild oats-at least as far popularly refer to as "sex," there rises no erotic proliferation of more and more little P's. Now afield as the lusty little P-envious girl next door sensuality for anybody inlhe film. The scrubbed wouldn't it be just plain selfish if some P-lacking and daringly in the direction of a big crusty New clean antiseptic Better Homes and Gardens person resisted a needy or fun-loving P: Worse York City prostitute. atmosphere pervades all, interspersed teenage c yet, how could one of those P less others reject Now that Garp is a man of the world, he can vandals. The uppity little know-it-all wife h? to the product of P's fun growing inside her own settle for making home (Holm) in the suburbs. be cut down to her P-less reality lest she get to body. After all, it might grow into a little P itself. (Doesn't everybody live there?) As a kinky thinking she has the b s in the family. Most viewers will grasp only subliminally the switcheroo of sex stereotyped husband-wife Poetic P justice demands that she take a moral subtext message giving free rein tc rape and its roles, Garp stays home and keeps the house and nosedive, but strangely all in the sevice of P. accompanying prohibitions about contraception kids, while his brainy little wife does her thing as When a blondly handsome grad student hands and abortion because the audience is amused in a college English prof. Such reversals of roles, quick succession by a montage of almost couples with the rigid autonomy of Garp's mom, Continued on Page 17 romantic reminiscences of youth with P: baby have led superficial readers and viewers to MUSI Gang Of Four cultures crying out to the rest of the Does Your Real Man Eat Quiche? "Songs Of The Free" world. Warner (9 23683-1) Gill/King: By AI Savage "To act for the good for It is difficult to directly trace the congressman is money. musical elements that have The right to get rich is in the By Phil Pyster influencedTHE GANG OF FOUR constitution. because their sound is unique to Talk of corruption is to preach "American men are all mixed up more interesting uses for a portable pop-music. On their fifth LP insurrection. today," says Flex Crush in the video camera"; and "Real Men want (excluding 12" singles, bufincluding Elected to power men suspend self introduction to Real Men Don't Eat woman who have some sexual our own Tony Christy's "Live" interest. Quiche, a trade paperback published experience - but certainly not more bootleg) this singular sound is To act for the good is to defend our this year. The overwhelming success than they do." further advanced and executed homeland. of this book indicates the great While the literary value of Real brilliantly making recently released A balance of power will ensure our number of Americans who share Men.... is hardly worth discussing, "Songs Of The Free" their best yet. safety. Flex's sentiment. Promoting the the book is easily consumable and The philosophy of Andy Gill and To step out of line is to risk diaster. book as "A Guidebook to all thai is very funny. It gives readers a chance Jon King has not changed either. To walk in the rain is to risk truly Masculine", Bruce Feirstein, to laugh at the legislation and They Comment on major issues of pneumonia the arthor, has given us some comic caregorization of sex roles in our our time through their lyncs. "I Love Making money is making sense." relief from the mindless talk-show society. Feirsteinprovies constant A Man In Uniform"brings out an bobbling of pedants discussing, entertainment with Real Men absurdity in men engaging History Of The World: seriously, such topics as the cartoons, Real Men Quizes and the themselves in the military and "changing roles of male sexualities" twenty-seven sections describing remaining the same useless product "When I was in my mothers womb and the importance of "relating to various facts of The Real Man. Some they were as civilians. Social structure seemed a simple your partner in an intimate of these sections are satirical Man says: thing relationship". classics in themselves, especially "I had to be strong for my woman After birth I cursed my luck Feirstein's guidebook has the one titled "The Real Man and His She needed to be protected Then I went down to breakfast sections entitled "Who's Who in Real Music". Bruce Springsteen, Feirstein Woman responds: Men", "The Real Man Film Festival", says, typifies the modern Real Man. "You must be joking. O man you Stability is in my mind "Great Moments in Real Man To quote, "He's tough and honest-yet must be joking." I associate with my kind Literature", and "Two Colors that Do not above admitting he's made of Man says: Charity, it fills my heart Not Appear in A Real Man's mush inside". Feirstein provides a "The good life was so elusive To help the poor in Africa." Wardrobe". Under the section, compliarion of every song Bruce Hangouts, they got me down "Modern Sex and Romance", Springsteen has ever written. This is I had to regain my self respect Other highlights on this ecording Feirstein dictates such madness as: how it goes: So I got into camouflage." are abundant. In fact, "Songs Of The "Real Men don't like to 'do it' on the In "Life, It's A Shame," Gill/King Free" could be called one of the first dare. It makes them feel cheap. "It was summer/down at the beach attack a mass stereotyped most important, and moving albums And easy."; "Real Men are no longer The boys had no jobs/the girls capitalistic society that pretends to in the last four years since The Jam looking for a girl just like Mom — be oblivious to the reality of poverty, released "All Mod Cons"(Polydor because Mom had no idea about S & Continued on Page 17 while, "The History Of The World" PD-1-6188). However, the ideas are M, bondage, wet suits, or some of the dictates data; actually sickening more contemporary, but, the artistic tacts concerning the underdeveloped qualities are immortal. Orientation Yes May Re-Group Page 17, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept. 16,1982 The group Yes was formed in 1968 by lead been tremendous public out-cry over the A: Sure, we just did it. I wouldn't consider it a vocalist Jon Anderson and bassist Chris Squire. slaughtering of the whales. The killings have In the ensuing years, the group produced such brainstorm. You just do these things when you decreased. It's the same with nuclear weapons. come to. notable works as "Roundabout", "Starship I'm singing about surrender, people are Tropper", "All Good People". Yes is known Q: Where are you located now? attending benefit concerts and demonstrations. A: I'm living in Los Angeles for the time being. among music fans everywhere for their splendid . The people will eventually tell the government to musicianship, technical expertise and an Q: There is a question that I would like to ask stop fucking around with nuclear power. you for my own benefit. I have everyone of your intellectual montage of lyrical subjects written Q: I wanted to steer away from questions primarily be Jon Anderson. solo albums except "Olias Of Sunhillow". I can't dealing with your past work with Yes and stick find it anywhere. Yes broke up in 1981 due to "creative more with the present and future. But since the A: It's deleted now. They Don't sell it anymore. differences". Anderson toured the United States large majority of the songs you played tonight Q: Could I get it through you? to coincide with the release of his latest album were Yes songs, I would like to know what Peter A: I haven't got one. They don't even give me Animation. His tour bought him to Orlando's Banks and Tony Kaye are doing. (Yes' original one. Bob Carr Auditorium on August 20 where Ihada guitarist and keyboardist respectively.) Q: Is there an artist or group that you are rare opportunity to interview him after the show. A: Peter's in Los Angeles and Tony's in the particularly fond of? Q: Throughout the history of Yes and in your studio with Chris (Squire) and Allen (White) (Yes' A: I love Stevie Wonder. He is one of the most solo albums, there has always been an bassist and drummer respectively) versatile and talented musicians around. I also underlying religious theme. What are you're Q: I had heard stories to this effect but enjoy, believe it or not, some country music. I religious views and are you of one particular discounted them as rumors. like Ricky Lee Jones and I am starting to enjoy denomination? A: We might all get together again. We might new wave music. A: I embrace them all. We all are created by get Peter and everyone else back in the band Q: What new wave groups do you like? the same superior being and we are going to the to start again. A: Well, there are alot of New Wave groups same place. There is truth to be found in almost Q: What are the chances of Rick Wakeman that play nothing more than dance music, but I any philosophy and to ostracise someone for joing you? (Yes' chief keyboardist) really like Laurie Anderson who did "Walk The their beliefs would be highly improper. A: Eventually, he'll come. Dog", and "Oh Superman". Q: You have performed songs about the plight Q: Back in 1979,1 saw Yes in the round during Q: I am really looking forward to the re- of whales and also about nuclear war. How do the Tomato tour down in Lakeland. You played a emergance of Yes. Can you give me any sort of you feel about the power of Government? song that dealt with Florida. It described the time figure on that? A: The power comes not from the government, beaches the attractions and the girls. A: I don't know exactly when we will re-group, but from the people. Yes wrote Don't Kill The A: I remember thai. but we do want to and we most probably will. Whale in 1978. Since the mid 70's, there has O- Was that just a brainstorm of brilliance?

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danced till dawn/looking for rich guys the lady prof seductive notes instead of A tribe of silently screaming P-lacking persons We were driving up the parkway/ assignments, she's a pushover. Since her own living at Garp's mom's beach front hotel have Me and the magic rat/when just libido seems to be as limp as a dead man's P, we had their tongues surgically removed in front of us/in the toll booth/ can't imagine what motivates her escapade. In a ostensibly in protest against the rape of one a car over turned. world where she exists solely as a projection of Ellen James whose rapist cut out her tongue to the desire and loathing of P. When Garp wants prevent her reporting him. Not exactly an original I was drunk/I was busted/I was going her, he wins. When the student wants her, he tale in the annals of womantorture, the same nowhere on the parkway/It's an wins. You see, the message is that P always story appears in gruesome detail in Ovid's eight-lane asphalt path to oblivion. wins. No point in putting up a fight, you P less Metamorphosis, written around the first century cripples. Perhaps you wonder how such a flat and again in Shakepeare's revenge tradedy Titus lifeless character has the vigor, not to mention I went over to the car/and there Andronicus in the late sixteenth century. As brain power, to win a Ph.D. (we assume) and hold in the glass and beer cans/lay a Marilyn French notes in her Garp review in the down a college teaching position. Perhaps the girl named Sandy. September 1982 MS, the Ellen Jamesians script simply provides her an exalted position to suggest that feminism is a form of self- cinch her moral capability. After all, when daddy mutilation. In the tradition of blaming the victim, I held Sandy in my arms/plied Sandy Garp lets P have its way when driving the with all my charms/felt nothing but cutting out one's tongue seems far worse than Playboy fantasy babysitter home, no lightning rape because a) the movie has already alarm for her condition. strikes at martialbliss. The bespeckled wife condoned rape, b) tongue castration is done simply acknowledges her accurate intuition, and cooly and not in the heat of forgivable P passion, She looked up at me and said- the forgivably guilty husband, in the time and c) it exhibits hatred of men so intense that Bruce — I'm pregnant. honored tradition of plucky P's, denies. Life goes tongue removal transparently deconstructs as a And I work all night/and watch on. vengeful P castration desire: "See this absence "General Hospital" during the day/ But when the wife strays, horrors mount to a of tongue. If I can do this to myself, I can sure as it's a maudlin existence. crescendo which echoes Eve, the Garden, and hell cut off any P that crosses my path. Say the Original Sin. When a P-env'ious girlfriend of the Ellen Jamesians. I told her, Sandy/I'd love to stay blond "gradual" student rats on Garp's wife, Next to the mutilated feminists, Garp looks with you girl/but I've got to go over the Garp goes totally bananas. He packs up the kids like one swell guy. He plays with his kids: he river/through the woods/up the in the battered family Volvo. Melodramatic cooks a passable pot roast; he leads the parkway/through the tunnel/across tension rises with all the movie grandeur of bandwagon on such prime political issues such the bridge. Charleton Heston parting a Hollywood Red Sea as shouting down low class pick ups that speed as cuckolded daddy Garp all choked up plugs through upper middle class suburbia; and he To meet a man on Tenth Avenue/in nickels into a pay phone while rain cascades even goes jogging with a transsexual. Such a Jungleland/who's going to give me a down the windows of a diner where the kids resume of character triumphs does not, record contract/and put me on the cram down oversize hamburgers. Finally in however, quite prepare the audience for the corner of Newsweek/and Time. righteous fury, Garp skids the Volvo right into comic book leap into Garp as hero-martyr as the student's car parked in the Garp driveway Christ figure. Remember he was born of a virgin And she looked up at me/with those where wife is doing her duty by P. The student (almost) mother. His father resides way beyond big Jersey Shore eyes and said: gets ultimate punishment tor cutting inon'the the blue horizon. He suffers the little children to territory of a bigger-better-purer P. When come to him. Envious Philistines are resurrected "Bruce, we'll ride together." usurping his P bites the dust, former P-proud for the contemporary comic version as - wouldn't stud must live on P-less. you know? — feminists! In the penultimate Real Men Don't Eat Quiche, by Bruce Garp's mom sure will. She has written a best scene the camera follows the sinister progress Feirstein, is available frm Pocket seller turned feminist cult manifesto with the of white-stockinged legs invading the P- Books for $3.95. suggestively sleazy title A Sexual Suspect. sanctuary of the gym where Garp, teaching Cheering her are mobs of Hollywood fabricated wrestling, glows centrifugally like Jesus amid comic book "feminists." There she stands on a the disciples. A raging sterile, doubly, tripely P- speakers' platform in a city park in her ridiculous less Ellen Jamesian with such a bad case of P- white nurse's cap, uniform, stockings, shoes, envy that she must chop down a charismatic P Real Men... is one of the holding the thick bright red book she's created. in his prime stalks her prey and shoots Garp at peculiar breed of publications Without a P to redeem her, this poor stunted pointlbank range. Garp's dying in a helicopter known as trade paperbacks. A creature has gone off on her own and given-birth suggests a return to his war pilot father beyond trade paperback is any book this bloody monstrosity of a book we know is the blue from whence he came as a flying baby. printed originally in paperback, just awful even though we never hear a word of Ironically Garp's murderer recalls his Mom, dead never in hardback. Usually, it. The balance of the film contrasts the trials by an assassin's bullet, who early in the film books are first printed in which buffet the cozy nuclear family ruled by P invaded the boy's locker room in predatory hardcover. Then, after a good with the perverted stasis of the hostel for the pursuit of Garp. sales run, they are put into the multilated ruled by Garp's mom. Jenny Garp, matriarch of mutilated P-haters cheaper, mass-marker In a world obsessed with P, those without can nurtures latter day Amazons. Amputates paperback form. The New York be expected to act pretty wierd to compensate tongues suggest not only P-castration but also Times has begun this year to for their awful inadequacy. Foreshadowed by amputated breasts popularly attributed to list the top ten best-selling the zippered P incident, we meet grown up ancient Amazons. Although the Garp-Amazons trade paperbacks along with persons born with little P's who later lost them assert a fierce stance, they are presented not their lists of fiction and non- by accident or design. If the grad student only as ineffectual but as without legitimate fiction best-sellers. Examples castration episode didn't make you want to purpose. The original Ellen James denounces of trade paperbacks are the throw up in your pop corn, consider former them. With their rejection P, Garp's mom and the Kliban cat books, the dead cats football "tight-end" Robert now Roberta who Ellen Jamesians are cinematically portrayed as and dead preppy books, the has had his/her P surgically snipped. She ever cold ever sterile ever perverse, even when Preppy hardbook and, of minces about in high heels, wagging her hips, course, the Real Men... and comically towering over Garp to guidebook. Interestingly, the demonstrate in every frame she dominates just Continued on Page 18 top five best-selling books on how grotesque it is to lose a dearly beloved P. college campuses last year But Roberta isn't the worst of the self mutilators. were trade paperbacks. Page 18, Rollins College Sandspur, Sept. 16,1982 Continued from Page 17

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