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~E ~.EXPONENT.MONTANA. EDU T HURS DAY, OCTOBER 14, 2004 ISSUE 7 V OLUME 99 POLITICS AND POWER NOMEN EXPRESS POINT OF VIEW DURING FORUM '

"ONE THING WE SHOULD NOT DO IS FOL­ LOW THE HERD, ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE IS A BULL IN THE LEAD. ~'

- DIANE KAMP­ CLAYTON

ne Kamp-Clayton, political activist, speaks in the SUB on Tuesday.

R ACHEL HERGETI tors Deborah Hoffmann and Frances Reid. Feminism as a term didn't work, French wanted to incite people to NEWS EDITOR The film is an informative piece about the according to Kamp-Clayton. She states become politically active. There are things general apathy among wo men toward vot­ that men should have been included in the you can do beyond the minimum. She said Women were able to speak about their ing. According to the film, 22 million single beginning, so as to not make it excl usive. you should attempt to engage other people ws on politics and the place of the women women did not vote in the 2000 election. "Enough is enough. It's our time. It's in political speech, and make your own them at "Enough is Enough - Women "One vote does indeed count;' accord­ our term:' Kamp-Clayton finished. "It's not voice heard. t Your Voices Be Heard," an event spon­ ing to both the film and the website let our voices be heard, we will be heard. "Every one of us has failed if you leave ed by MSU Students for Choice. onevotefilm.com. Women will make the difference." here thinking voting is good enough," Almost 30 people, mostly female, Kamp-Clayton spoke of the impor­ After Kamp-Clayton Finishes, French French said. ended the event in the SUB on Tuesday. tance of how women need to have stron­ was invited to address the crowd. She defended her political beliefs to akers for the night, introduced by ger and more confident voices. She is the "I'm a crazy right-wing nutcase," said a group mainly comprised of people who idents for Choice President Chelsea host of a liberal talkshow on the Moose on French. "It's true, I am." support the ideals of Students for Choice daman, were Diane Kamp-Clayton, an Saturdays from 3 to 5 p.m. She also cam­ She went on to explain that the issues by saying that while she does think about ivist from Big Timber, Kala French, an paigned for John Edwards in Iowa for the that unite us are bigger than any politi­ women's right , she has many other issues MSU Senator, and Tracy Velazquez., the primary. cal party and that politics should strive to that take precedence in her decision. mocratic candidate for Montana's lone "One thing we should not do is follow bring out this level of passion in people. 1gress1onal seat. "Voting secures your right to com­ the herd, especially when there is a bull in "Just because someone stands in front plain," French said. The evening started off by "One Vote," the lead," Kamp-Clayton said. "The only of you and looks good and sounds good Last to speak was Velazquez, who didn't -minute video about women and vot­ time to follow the herd is when the lead is a doesn't mean you should believe them," " directed by Oscar-nominated direc- cow and she yells 'It's a sale!"' French said. S EE VOICES PAGE 3 cture Focuses on Reclaiming Native Identity EMILY KUIPERS The evening began with Walt speak. Mihesuah explained that PON ENT WRITER Fleming, the director of Native she had been on sabbatical for the American Studies at MSU, pro­ last year, spending time with her Leon Johnson Hall was host viding a short introduction to the children and completing three ~sdav night to the 20th annual lecture. Fleming stated that the books. This break also gave her l4 Phyllis Berger /\temorial lecture is usually held during the "time to think" about many dif­ ·ture on native peoples. third week of September to cor­ ferent subjects. However she con­ proximately 160 students and respond with "Native American tinued to come back to the same nmunity members attended. Heritage Day" in Montana. issues facing Native Americans: s rear's lecture \\as given by However, d11e to scheduling con­ decolonization, nation re-build­ •on Mihesuah, a member of flicts, the lecture was pushed ing, and empowering the natives. Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma back this year. He also assured l\1ihesuah has published and taught I a professor of Applied the audience that 1t was mere!) extensi\·ely on these subjects, and igenous Studies al :-.:orthern coincidence that the lecture took that has earned her the description ona L'111wrsit1 . .\1ihesuah place the day after Columbus Day, of "controversial scholar" due to ho the editor of the 1ournal pointing out, with a smile, the opposition to her ideas. nerica Indian Quarter!)" and irony. This was was followed by "There are more Native _.... photo by Josh Zirschky wmten several fiction and two :tl.fSC students, Dustin Walter American facultv and students Devon Mihesuah, a professor at Northern Arizona University g1·ves ~arch-based non-fiction nov­ and Shane Doyle, performing a at univers1t1es today," she said, the annual Phyllis Berger l\lemorial Lecture. and articles. ~he ha recei1 ed traditional 1ative American chant "and, surprisingly, 71 percent of natives and the need for writers to leave us - we carry them with us''. nerous awards for her teaching with the help of two drums, which these studems are female." This voice native concerns. Milhesuah She advocates reclaiming these " AU tncluding the President' brought the audience to its feet. increase has created demands said that, no matter the oppression rard for Outstanding Faculty. Mihesuah then stood up to for more useful studies on or racism, "our identities don't SEE LECTURE PAGE 3 2 THURSDAY, O C TOBER 14. 2004 NEWS Pink Triangles Mark Happy Places Homecoming Royalty Lauren Krnavek and Lars Dorseth ~ NICOLE MARQUARDT E-.XPLN N WRITER If vou\·l' st.irtl'd to notice p111k tri.111gks up around campus but don't kno"' e\actl) what the1 .;t,md for, niu'rc not ,1[011e. These tri.111gks represent the 1unch of Safe Sp,1c.:. a progr.1m t h,ll "as sta rt.:d at,\ ISL b1 j\ klissa Green, the De.111 of Students at t he time, in 199-. :afe Space was in responsl' to h,!lred toward ga~ students. '\o\\' in 2004, the program is being gin:n its well­ Jesen·ed l.rnnch. These triangles are posted on -4 photo by Charlie Capp doors, lm:kers, and am\\ ht're else that one fceb that ,1 message .:an Laurm Knzat•ek, ASAISU Vi.e Pr,·sidmt ;s congratulated after being rrownt'd Home "·ekome Tod.w, from 11 :30,1111- th.: accept,rnce of t'wn·une ,b the)' to use these '>paces. l :30pm, 111 the '\, \ \ lounge of the This ,e,n's Senate is ready to go this fall, with eJe,·en ire. \1...,L 's ...,tudent \cti1·i ties and For m.im stlllil'nt,, seeing uh, QS-\ 1s holdmg a rnnferencc ne\\lv-dected member~ and there will be ten more m the ~..., \ Queer "tra1ght Alli.rnc.:) the'e triangle., posted .iround <.tiled "Sp1ritu.1litv and "e\u,ilit~ ." spring. The ne\\ members of thi: Senate.this sentC!iter are: i.1w tt'.1111ed up together to sup­ L,1mpus "ill be .m entouraging There "111 be two local pastors (a port this t.1ust .111d to spre.1d \\Ord ,ign that they .ue not the onlr female l'nit.1n,111 m1111ster and On-Campus: Tania tl.littleider, Michelle Passmore, ,md bout the ...,,tie C,pate progr.m1. ones 111 Bozcm,rn "·ho .ire homo­ Jod Biggers from c,unpus rel.lied Bovard Tiberi ...,,1fe "P·h:<' s L1unth corre­ sc\ual, .1tcording tll QS.\ mem­ Chnsti,rn ,1ctivities) gi1 ing their .11.:s 1nth ~.1tion,1l Coming Out bers. !·or other.,, thc'>e tn.rnglcs perspetti\'C on se\u,1lit) 's place family/Graduate Housing: Tnn Bertrand D.11, 1' hich \\,ls :-..tond,11, but \\'ill will represent the begmning of a w11hm spiritu.1lit1. If you can't 11e cekbr.!led tt1d<1) on umpus. ne\\ .11titude ,!l ~ISL'; ,m attitude attend the contcreme tod.iy, there Greek: Roger Hubertt '>t.irting .1 program such .is Safr that en.:otu-.iges .111 students to is ah1.11·s QS \'s \\'eekly meeting ,\l '>p<1te stresses the importance hc:lp ere.He an .Kcepting em·iron­ - p.m. 111 Sub 106!'. And if s,1lva­ At-large: Am) Br,mger, Cale Da,is, Lar<> Dorscth, Pcte1 of not focusing one d,iy or one ment for those students "·ho .ire t10n and sc:\ 1s not enough fun, Elderum, \manda Mangun, and\'alenc I ut\ edt non th e.ich year on ksbi.111, ga)'. different from them.'' hethcr 11 he Q.,A., F.ill Dance is S.1turdJ1, in hi-se\ual, and lr.rnsgender slu­ bt'C.IU'l' of SC\U,\I prefrrt•nce, 1-.i..:e, the B.l\ter B.illroom. The purpol>e of ha,·ing this group of peoplt' W\)Tking denh, but to cnnst,mth .,lri1c to or ethnitit1. If all ot those option~ are too together is to be ,1hli.' to repre,;cnt the issue~ of concern creatl' ,i t1)11llllunit1 whith 1al­ The l.u111d1 of S.1fr "P·lC<' is public.• rnd niu would like tn t.1lk and inter.:-~t of the :.tudent bodr Similar to the n.ltton.il ues ,rnd aliirms thc:se, and all, ib intended to cre,lte open com­ with somt·one on a more per,on.11 Senate, there are bills considered and decided upon and studenb. mun1Lat1on tlll <.tmpus. Q'\ \ 1' lei c:l Q:i \ «ll1 bt reached at 994- a t\\o-third~ \'Ote is required for a bill to iw•s. In add1 l l,i1 ing these trianglc:s posted ,1ct11ely t.1king part in this pro­ 455 l. Patt\ Inskeep at 994-359 l. tion, the\ re" 1ew annual budget requc~ts .md de\ clop on dllllrs d.:arl)' indi(,!les to gram bec.1use thc1r n.unc me.ms or cm.iii Q :-..l'il ear. studenh thJt thc:re are profes­ e\actl)· wh,ll it s.iys. Queer­ To recie1·e ,1 free Saft "p.tle tnan­ ASMSL Senate ;\1eetings are held Thursd.t) sat 6 p.m. m sors, admmistrato1.. ., and other Stra1ght- ·\lli.ince. gle and guidebook th.It e\plain~ SUl3 106E. ,tudents out thert' who wish to The issue of d1s.:rimm.llion tht' program call 994-359 l. provide a place that is free from concern111g homosexualit1· is not iudgment .rnd prejudice and offer one that concerns onh homo­ ,1 s.1fe haven of acceptance. sexuab. Q ,\ '>tri1·es to open the "These .ire places that thev channels of communication could just land a few minute ," between straight people 1\'110 .ire said Palli Inskeep of Student concerned about hatred and pre1- \ctivit1es 1' ho is helpint to launch udice happening on their own the Safe Space Progr,1m. She also c,impus and homo e\uab \\'ho are wanted to stress that the safe feeling the effects of this hatred spaces are not onlv for gavs, les­ - an all iance bet\\·een Queer and bi,rns, and transgenders. Any stu­ traight commun1t1 members, dents \\'ho would like a pl,ice to hence the nOft of Nftt &91 'W8lea ~.,,_ ~At~ WE HAVE EVERYTHING IBu Aiee4ui@a, f~ ~ Hfltidlt 1tHt ~11. YOUR STUDENT NEEDS. ~ . ~~ud NEWS THURSDAY, OCT OBER 14, 2004 3 cture: Native Americans Encouraged to Take Pride in Heritage

NTINUED FROM PAGE 1 what she calls "Boarding School no drive to fight back because they back to their ancestor's culture to speak out," Mahesuah stated. Syndrome" or BSS. have believed this way for so long. to help solve some of the issues Mahesuah concluded that, rntities through recovering the When colonization was Muhesuah, however, is an Native American's are facing today. despite oppression and criticism wledge, values, and culture of first taking place, most Native advocate for reversing this process. Mahesuah wants a return to the from the "status quo," everyone can tive American ancestors. Americans were placed in schools She encourages ative Americans traditions of food productions; make a difference in empowering Muhesuah discussed many of focused on educating them to to revisit their ancestors. By study­ she encourages natives to stay away natives and advocating a return to · issues Native Americans face be "civilized" through learning ing Native American's contribu­ from processed "fast food" and traditional culture and values, even e to colonization and pointed the white man's ways. These les­ tions to society, their past culture grow their own crops in the way those who are not of the Native the dire needto reverse this, sons were internalized and passed and values, and native languages, a of their ancestors. She advocates American race. She encourages d the reclaim past values and on through generations - many person can come to a better under­ learning, preserving, and passing "small steps" and assures natives tures. She cited such problems believe that in fact they really are standing of these people and take on the knowledge and language of that "all that matters is who you're "loss of land and population, "backward" or inferior to their pride in those who came before. their ancestors. working for: the natives in a poor r-tribal conflicts, alcoholism colonizers. This creates great Muhesuah wants to "empower "Natives in an academia set­ situation who have no outlet to substance abuse, confusion apathy towards the racism and the natives" to take an active stance ting have great power through speak out." identit), depression and other stereotypes perpetuated by poli­ in standing up against stereotypes term papers, thesis's, editorials, and Mahesuah recieved a standing ntal ,diseases, and declining tics and the media, as they accept and racism and change the dis­ debating teachers and other stu­ ovation. The lecture was followed th conditions." Muhesuah these insults as merely part of life. torted popular views. dents to provide a voice for those by a book signing and an audience these problems to According to Mahesuah, there is She also advocates a look who don't have the opportunities discussion. • Voices: Women Speak Out CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 reasoning for using that particular issue, she said, was that it is breast arrive until almost 8:30 due to a cancer awareness month. 'VE GOT MORE work conflict. She focused her She wanted people to know speech on politics as a boy's club. that "while the world is becom­ "Women Republicans still ing more and more equal, it is still represent women better than a struggle for women to juggle a UNDER Democratic men," Velazquez said. job, family, and politics." She also spoke of the place of All three women stressed the women in the workforce, citing need to be active and to vote in a dissertation by Naomi Stewart the upcoming election. MSUHAS done here at ~ISU that illustrated "If you're not involwd in the gaps in pay between men and making policy or ch"anging pol­ women al MSU and similar insti­ iq, someone is making policy tutions. and changing policy for you," DORM ROOMS! Velazquez said we need Velazquez said. women in politics who will sup­ MSU Students for Choice is a port women's rights. One law group who supports the right of that shebelieves is in jeopardy is women to make their own repro­ the law that requires insurance ductive and sexual health deci­ companies in Montana to pay for sions. They encourage women to mammograms for women. Her \Ole for this right on Nov. 2.

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An officer resp11nded to report of a male who was ill Officers responded to 1he report of a fight in prog­ at ;\liller Din mg Hall. ress in Roskie Hall. A male student was punched in the face and kicked in the head. The suspect An officer responded to report of a female who Oed the area before officers arrived. He was later fell and iniur cited for ,1 second offense of dri1·ing under A male \\.ls being disruptiYe during the football the inlluence. game. He was ejected from tht Stadium.

A student on Greek \\a1 reported that someC.me ,\ male was being disrupti\ e during the football had 1 andalized his 1·ehidt. g.11ne. He 11 as cited tor disorderly conduct and was Hold Onto Your Shorts! e_jected from the Stadium. An officer responded to report of a female passed Somethina Huae ls Comina out in Harrison Dini'lg Hall An offi~er responded to report of a non-resident \\·ho was engaged in suspicious acrn·itY in a shower ,\ H'nding machme "as broken in Cobleigh I fall room in North Hedges. A male '>Uspect fled the area October 31 st and product was stolen. c before officers arnved.

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&$om The Exp onent prO\ ides students' perspective' on nc\\:., sports, opimons- .Q features fo_r the unive r ity and the Gallatin \'alley. The goal of the E.-q><>• • -l SPOidM IOODS is to be frur, balanced, ethicn l, accurate, and objective in repor1ing all at I '" publica1ion NEWS T HURSDAY, OCT OBER 14, 2004 5 ader Campaign In Bozeman

BRYAN KELLY Great Plains. Cat Woods, member of the BRYAN KELLY van tour and ader/Camejo vol­ EXPONENT WRITER \ 'an number 18 of 20 on unteer, presented Montanans e Ralph Nader/Peter Camejo with a congratulatory award Senate members gathered last Thursday to hear and discuss a variety _orporate Crime Busters" tour symbolicallv given to volunteer of issues and events ranging from student portals to freedom of speech. scended upon the Museum of Mindv Stone, dressed in a grizzly Mark C. Sheehan, Executive Director for Information Services e Rockies ~londay afternoon, suit. Woods described the drilling and Chief Information Officer at J\1SU, presented the Senate with an ith volunteers on hand to con­ proposal as a "litmus test,'' mean­ in-depth look at the Information Technology Center's latest project. atulatc ).!ontanans for their ing that to allow drilling here Students at MSU will soon have access to user-configurable portals, forb to preserve the Rock\' would signal the federal gon:rn­ available on computers with internet access. Each student could ..:re­ ountain Front from oil and gas ment to try it elsewhere as well, ate an individualized portal containing information including: e-mail, ·illing. and cautioned Montanans to snow reports, and library book status. The portal architecture will be '\\' 'rl' here to gh·e congratu­ remain ngilanl. The issue of drill­ reminiscent of J\lSU's homepage, and likewise free of advertisements. tions where ..:ongratulations ing in the Rocky ~1ountarn front "[It] is one-stop shopping for all the Internet resources you might e due," said .\like Spreadbury will reopen in Congress in 2007. _. photo courtesy of votenader.org want to use on campus," says Sheehan, adding, "MSU is a minority... in ~lissoula , \'Ke Chairman of \\oods also took the opportunity Presidential Candidate not providing portals for student use." c :-..tontana Reform Party and to encourage ~tontanans to vote Ralph Nader. Randy Pauley, Portal Project Manager for the Information tadl'r/ Camejo volunteer since against measure I-147, which Technology Center, is planning several upcoming infonnation sessions •b. 2004. • deals with cyanide use for mining the Green Party since 1995 and is regarding the portal project. The first sessions will host special focus Recent federal government purposes. currently a member of the Nader/ groups, including members of the Senate, and later sessions will be open orts to open ).fontana's Rocky The Nader/Camejo presi­ Camejo van tour. She says she to the general student public. Student input for the portal design is ountain front to oil and natural dential platform supports an wanted to vote for Ralph ader requested, students can look for these forums in the coming weeks. s explora11on energy policy during the 2000 elections but "got Portal testing will begin in March of next vear, with a limited Live ~re thw.irted that is "effi­ scared" and voted for Democratic rollout by June and full implementation in September. Following the portal project presentation, Senate members dis­ concerned Rol ph Nader is on the bal­ cient, sustain­ candidate Al Gore instead, cussed an issue of far-reaching consequence with regards to student gov­ ontana c1ti­ lot in 34 states, including able, and envi­ despite not really believing in ns, 48,000 of Montono, whe re 8,000 ronment a 11 v him. She was disappointed by the ernment. Aaron Flint, former ASVM president, has filed a suit against oom submit­ signatures w ere gathe red friendly," and "cowardice" of the Democratic the University of "J\ 1ontana over what he belie\·es to be an arbitrary and ::lovern·hclm- in his favor. which "no lon- Party for not challenging the illegal $100 spending limit for student gowrnment can1paigns. 3ly negative ger subsidizes Supreme Court's decision over Special interest groups without spending limits are p~rmitted at the mments to entrenched oil, the recount issue 111 Florida, and University of Montana, and often run negative campaigns against stu­ e Bureau of nuclear, elec- consequently, will vote for third­ dent candidates. Flint felt it was necessary to exceed his spending limit to .nd Management in response to tric and coal mining interests." party candidate Ralph Nader compete with these special interest groups, and in doing so, was denied drillmg proposal. The Rocky Woods says that such a policy this year. Responding to criti­ his elected position. untain front has been called will promote greater security and cism from Democrats and others Flint has teamed up with The James Madison Center for Free Speech merica's Serengeti" and is the create more jobs for the United who warn that Nader will inter­ as well as the ACLU, arguing that he was denied his First Amendment .gest remaining wilderness area States, in addition to the obvious fere with Democrat John Kerry's free speech rights. ithe lower 48. It is the only place benefits to the environment. campaign, Stone argues that th e Currently, MSU recognizes its student government solely as a ere bighorn sheep and grizzlies Volunteer Mindy Stone from aforem entioned criticism is sim­ method fo r education and not an actual government, but this could eas­ come down to graze along the Florida has been registered with ply an excuse to keep third-party ily change pending the outcome of Flint's case. candidates out of the election After discussion of the Flint case, Senate members moved on to cycle. specific budgetary concerns. Senate members discussed the merits and $450 Group Fundraiser The United States is the only drawbacks of the revised hospitality budget, which includes funds for country without u niform ballot ASMSU members to use when entertaining guests, such as comedians Scheduling Building access fo r candidates, according and speakers, who visit MSV. The hospitality fund has been abused in i hours of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) to Stone, with signature require­ the past, but the senators disagreed over whether to place strict limits on ·undraising solutions EQUALS Sl ,000 - $2,000 in ments ranging from 2,000 to it. Discussion will resume at the next meeting. ~am ings for your group. Call Today for a $450 bonus nearly 50,000. Stone says that Upcoming e\·ents 'A-1.ll include Bowling for Kids' Sake on ov. 6 and this "lockout" is simply undemo­ vhen you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with 7 and 13 and 14, "Medical MariJuana: Fact or Fiction?" at 7:00 PM on cratic. Currently, Ralph Nader is Oct. 20 in the SUB, and a presentation by Dr. Richard Heinz!, founder of '.:ampus Fundraiser. Contact us at (888) 923-3238 or on the ballot in 34 states, includ­ Doctors without Borders, on Oct. 27 at 7:00 PM in the SUB. Also, a peti­ ,'isit ·ww)\.campusfundraiser.com ing Montana, where 8,000 signa­ tion will be in circulation in the residence halls regarding the broadcast­ tures were gathered in his favor. ing of MSV football games. The Big Sky Conference recently sold the More information about television rights to Bobcat football games, and consequently, students drilling proposals in the Rocky won't be able to view next \\'eek's away gam~ on teleYis1on. The petition WINNING TEAM! J\lountain Front as well as Nader/ is aimed to remedy tliis problem. Camejo campaign information is Senate meetings take place every Thur... day .ll 6:00 P:VI in Room available at www.votenader.org. 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Let's All Follow i\ttoonlight Basin's Lead

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I read an encour.iging bit of ne\\·, last \\ednesday - news that I hope will be trend 'etting and .lltitude-shifting. i\1oonlight Basin, a recenth reali1ed ski resort in Big Sh, turned itself in for viol,11 mg ,1 l·ederal \\ etl.mds Protection 1<1\\. t\pparenth b\ accident. i\loonlight de-.troved a little less than half of .m Jere of wetl,md, then ,1greed to pa\ I'm Irish. $39,500 to the LP\. If I wanted a draft, I'd wear a Kilt E\,1111ming this further, one wonder' ''hether this could have been ,1 plm to decrease their fine. The\ were .1bk to talk the ,1111ount TIM ADAMS down near!) $20,000. The EP.\ EXPON NT WR ~ER would haw ewntuall1· found this infraction. It ma\' h.we taken 1·e.irs, Pop quit time ladie ,l(ld gentlemen. that Republicans are the_ ones who are always trying to steal but it would h.:n·e been found. Can you guess the political affiliation of the representa­ Christmas? Two words: il. ledta bias. Ca e in point. I'm willing to give illoonlight tiw to introduce the late t bill to bring back the draft? How The Expo11e11t itself ran a front-page stof\' procl,1im- the bent'fit of the doubt. They were ,1bout the p.irt\' of the onlv two represent,1tives to vote in 111g " lnrnluntan Draft ~ot O ut of the Question." The ston apparenth "forthright." i\losth'. fayor of bnngmg back the draft? informs the reader, "t,1lk of reimtating the dratt h,i- arisLn," though, I give them the benefit of If you answered "Democrat," you're right! and "the draft could begin as earlv as June 2005." The onh the doubt because I hope that this Democr,ltic Rep. Charles R.mgel, the sponsor of the cited facts or quotes in the article Come at the ven end, and 'park ''ill light a fire under the bill, sa1·s ht' belieYes minorities and the poor are over-repre­ both contradict that ,,·e are gomg to e drafted in less tl1an asses of other businesses re pon­ sented in the fighting forces. According to his office, minori­ nine months. sibk for the em ironment or the ties include more than 30 percent of the mili tan. Since It's not just the fapo11c11t pronding ammumtion fo r gcner.11 well-being of human Democr.lls loYe to protect mmoritie' during" art1mc, and in consen·ari1·e critics. CN~ and CB !':cw•., when thev're not beings. I hope th,11 comumers no \\a)' .ire \'Oting m f,l\"or of a draft to make President Bush forging memos, took time to blare what the) admit b, .11 pick up on this and dem,1nd this look bad, maybe we should take ,1 look at their record. best. an "Internet rumor." If being ,m Internet rumor m.ikc' same ,11titude from other busi- President who mterned thousands of Japanese, Italian the dr,1ft reinstatement credible, I'm still \1".1iting for C'\'\ s ne~scs. .rnd German .\men1..Jns based sole!\' on r,1ce? RooseYcll. expo,.; on EIYis li\·ing in Tijuana and I lillan· Clinton datmg Imagine with me, it mu will, President.. who lead us into l uban i\lissile Crisis and later ,1 space alien. a world "here '\ike or Old '\an \ it'tnam? Johnson and Kennelh. <\enator who \\.ls once a The news outlet.. ran 'tories citing ,1 n:cent stud\' s.11 ing admits wrongdn111g m the t.irm­ k1'.K recruiter getting I 0 doll.n, ,1 ht'ad, 'en·ed ,1, ,i-,htant 51 perlt'nt of \'Olers age 18 29 bdie1·L Bush \\,lilts to rein­ mg out ol their labor to the third lo the grand wi1ard and e1·en Usl·d the word ' nigger" 1n ,m state the dr.1ft. The he,1dlincs procl,11111ed, "'touth I L',1r Dr.ill ,,·orld. 1maginl' drug comp,mit:' intt•n i..:11 ,1, recent .1s 200 I? Robt'ft Hnd. President who Reinst,ltemenl L'nder Rush," e1 ok;ng image' ot e1 l'rronc\ rnn1..erned .1bout addiction and signed th.: I kfcnse of\ l.1rriagc :\, t tl) help prote..:t g.n rights l,l\'orlle, k•a,t talked ,1bout '' .ir, \'il'tn,1111. the Lllrll1g of s\ mptoms. not JUst h\ banning g.n marn.1gc? Clinton. All DemlKr,Jts! \\'h,1t\ "Young \Olt'r' Ml' much more mismtormcd ,1hl>llt the tem p01.ir\ a llc1 i,111011 ( ,,l\, Jor not to IOI l' .1hnut thl• part\ ot 111cltb1on? c.1ndid,1tes' f10Sll1011' th,m thl' popul,lllon Ill gene1,1l, ,u(k l t 1hc lkmocr,lts arc the ones tn ing to p.1ss bilb to K.lte Kl'ti-ki, an .111.1h 't \\ ith tht• \nnenbag Pohq l l'nter, recO\Cr\ 111 the he,ilth1e,t, most h1 1" b 11..k the dralt and loH· putting ltlll 111 co1Kentr.11ion \\ho .1sked the ljUestion, \\110 l.n·or' reinst.ltmg the dr It n.11ur.1l m.111ne1 possthle. then tamps bast•d on \'Our skm colt11, 1\"ln d,> 1 ou keep hl',iring - l1l'lll"gl' \\. Bu,h, John !-..l'rr1, both, 01 neither'' I he uir- ,1'Surc the lomcr th.11 thcv SEE M EDIA PAGE 9 SEE MOONLIGH T PAGE 8

Kerry Finally Gro-ws Soille Balls, Out-Debates Busl

BR Af\: C..-ARK 'o lon0 er th, Rcpublil.111 I le .1bo ,t,1rted usmg lur'h ...... ing Ill s...arc e\l •1 b,xh hrar \\JS th.11 ht' llll <..corgl' Bush. mg .111 ,1 r I lilt II •c !ll.e nd h.1\l toge. tuu:h '' 11h lr,111, 1'c11l \.: t ntrum 1d•en he didn't likl· "h.1t c.uttmg 'lo';,000 kid lrom h Afllr \\Jtd1 u~g the pu t .. oup.e ' thou: l.Ommg 1 ro s hkl .1 m \\<\\ti gtt tm.~h fh rhtto fl:c rn '' J~ s.11 mg c.ire, runnmg up the h1ggc d of dthatt's, ho\1c1er I Ill \ h 111.:r In t 1 1 ' d b.1h Klfr\ n< mght so 1 d um It r.tl ,rnd Jh..,lci \ u1mr'l.tll<; h.t\l been 'ure .1111 ,10re. I 1111 • 1t •IL ..i st It d hegc. l 111.. w 11111g f ul'1 ,1 dtfkr .1 l1 rok,n rnord rct.11n111~ little ,t,1rt111g t l like th nt c 11d1da 1 !tr K~1 1 hus Kern u •t,1 nl mo ... II' ht, .1r'< n,i. th,m repea1111f; dL b.11cr, he st 1 th.11, \\ r.it Ill oppon Ill \\,lilts 1ou to l,)rgct 1s tr.11 he 1 ottd to t • ll)r,z tre ..i~e () \ Sd\' It s ht.: \ OPINIONS T HURSDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2004 7 TIME TO STOP Look at Domestic Violence by Students Against S exual Assault

ening injury, and forcing sex are She was a victim of domestic vio­ KATIE GENADEK Christmas they were dating, and cal, emotional or se:in1al abuse that for the next two years Rob's ver­ occurs within any intimate rela­ t friend and I parted was being oversensitive, and that 22 percent of women are physically into the community and persists prevent it from occurring. It is time J)'s for the first time when we Rob was a great guv. She didn't assaulted each year. Battering is the over time. Sixty percent of abusers to stop domestic violence. -:ined college. Jen went to an have bruises and the} were just single greatest cause of injury to come from homes with domestic For more information on cellent h)' League school on college students. How could m~ women, and every dav more than violence. domestic violence, or if some­ e east coast, and within the first attracti\·e, smart, social friend be three women are killed by their October is Domestic Violence one you know is in need of help, onth she told me Jbout Rob, the victim of domestic violence? intimate partners. Awareness l\1onth. \\'ithout aware- please Lall the VOICE Center's 24- is incredible guy '>he like~. By Domestic \~olence is physi- Criticizing, insulting, threat- ness, stories Like Jen'!. will persist. hour line at 994-7069. ;ure Schweitzer has Visited Every County, But What's His Plan?

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ate. If the (,111 is .1lier three d.m;, he's not sophomore ye,lr. :-.. !en hdie\·e th.11 •myth CURT WIDHALM son unknm' n to women. To help explain tlus nu.rncc of rhe male mind. [will quote interested. In truth, the three-d,n rule is done before ix months .1go ,hould not EXPONEN WRITE.R Jcrrv Seinfeld. "\\'hen men ,ire growing that a man won't tn' to remembt'r where brought up in an argument. hents bd If a m<111 goes into a forest "·ith ntl up, readmg .1bout B,itman, Spider-:-.l.1n, \'Our number i' for thrt'e davs. If he (alls that are off limib. \\'e do like to occasi• women around and 'hares his feelings Superm:rn. these aren't just kid fant,1sies. }·ou after this point, it's beLau~e he is a little ally\\ in arguments, too. .\!en will actu about his da) "ith the trees, does th.It still These are career options." Seinfeld goes on messy and couldn't find your number. On concede argument> fo1rl\' often, but gi\'t make him an emotionless freak of n.1ture? ttl explain that this ide,1 is shown b) the gu) dates, men paY for dinner because, well, we one e\·erv so often .rnd we arc much m Of course not. :-..!en only ha\'e three who dri\'CS down the frcewa} with a mat­ haven't reall) figured that one out yt't. But prone to pa\ attention. feelings: hungn, sleepv, and horny. The tress on his roof with little more than his what women should know is th.it while they Multi-tasking: :-...tost people h real que lion is, why is there a woman arm holding it do\' n. Perhaps a more rele­ take the entire female pack to the bathroom noticed that men do one thing .n a ti dressed like a man in the forest? Or, if \ ant example of m) college brethren is th.ll to talk about the men, the men are not talk­ and that is the extent of their abilities. 1 this man is in a forest, why isn't he cut­ e\·ery one of them who owns a sports\ ideo ing about the women back at the table. We is not because men are simple-min ting something\\ ith a chainsaw or shoot­ game has, at one point or another, created arc actually taking ad\·antagc of this time in fact it is quite the oppo 1tc. ~!en h ing something to cat for dinner? These himself as the best plaver on the game. to check out the rest of the women in the learned that doing multiple things ere. are real problems that must be faced, and Sports: For e\·er} man who plared re taurant. .\1en do this so that we won't the expectation that multiple things men know that these need to be addressed sports in college, high school, middle become too attached to the fir t female that be done repeatedl). As a gender, men h from a masculine perspective. I can't sav school, or was "pretty good" at something shows interest 111 us. decided that these are dangerous wa that this article has the emotional under­ in third grade P.E., sports ,1Jlowed him to Bathroom Etiquette: ~!en have a strict and we must keep the expect..Hion of tones that the women-oriented articles of ha\·e new heroes. The men that watch sports etiquette in the bathrooms as well. These work abilities at the lowest leYels possi weeks past have expressed, but once again are now fantasizing about how if they had are rule that are observed regardless of the This is not a laziness thing, ju t .1 wa\' to I will attempt to explore the male perspec­ only practiced a little harder or "stuck with situation . .l\!en ma) ne\·er occupy a urinal the work on someone else. tiw. This week's topic is men. it" that they would be the ones on the field next to another man, the\' maY neYer initi­ Feminism : hlen ha\'e held the do Ave rage Man: i\1uch like women, there making millions of dollars. Since most of ate a conversation during the process, and nant position in societ} for about 33,. is not an average man. Men are very simi­ us didn't practice harder, we feel that we looking around is strictly forbidden. These years. \Vomen have been gaining eq1 lar in many aspects, but \'ears of hearing h,we earned the right to yell at the tele\ i­ rules are in place so that men can use the it)' for about 40 years. ;\1ost men "~IEN!!!" screamed when females don't sion when those millionaires on our fa\'or­ bathroom without anv ocial faux pau.x, willing to accept that our reign on understand have made many believe that ite team blew a play. Men also believe that and o that no information may be released can be shared, but without the influ) all men arc the same. This is not true. If we can control the game's outcome by sit­ to the wrong third parties. the double standard shenanigan· of there is a way to sum up the average man it ting in a certain position. The thought pro­ Arguments with Wom en: A man can ultra-feminists. ;\!en believe that fe would be this: he doesn't want to be both­ cess is as follows: "I moved my arm and the only recollect ewnts from the last ten min­ nism should go 100 or zero. If won ered during the game, he makes phone calls team fumbled. I don't care that my arm has utes. We do not enjoy having bad things don't like the practice of "l,1dics fo only to achieve ,1 goal and never to t,1lk, and no blood left in it. I'm not moving it again that we've done three rears after the fact then don't complam about how r he has hair in places that you can complain until the game is over. \\'e can't afford any being brought up in an argument. f\fost of going first keep women in the subse·1 about but will never be able to do anything more fumbles." us have a hard enough time remembering ent role. f\len are easilv confused by about. Dating: Women think "the three-dav which clothes are still clean enough to wear and retaliate by going home and plav Comic Books: f\len arc fascinated with rule" is if a guy gets rour number and calls again, let alone a moment where we flirted video games. comic books and science-fiction for a rea- before three days, it means he's desper- with your best friend at a party during ext week: l\1ore on men. Moonlight Basin: Consumers Should Demand Responsibili~

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 that their food is healthy for the and increase teacher salaries? if he decided suddenly that agri­ a big deal, what l\loonlight ' consumer. And then, to top it all Beyond that, what if she tried to culture \\as to become a priority But if we, as consumers, dem will no longer need the drug). off, they admit they're wrong and locate scholarships for under­ again, since farmers are stewards this sort of action as standard Imagine chemical companies are willing to compensate to .111 privileged graduates who would of land as well as providers of can insure a better world for g concerned with the future of t11e extent for past infractions. like to continue their education in food? What if he decided to take erations to come. It's our resp land they intend to make produc­ Let's say that this trend mo\'eS college? personal responsibility for the ibility-unless, of cour~e. we tive, if terrific short-term )ield beyond businesses and up to the And what if George Bush had economy, and was bound and satisfied with the present rat• was no longer the great objec­ government. What if Judy f\lartz a sudden change of heart, and determined to roll the ball 111 the over-consumption, over-fa tive, but instead promotion of the apologized for the lack of funding decided to turn himself in to the right direction, supplying good mg, disease-spreading, and · natural productivity of each piece for public high schools, and for Iraqi people, for terrorism? \\'hat jobs and benefits to the under­ pidit) on this planet. of ground. Imagine food manu­ the dropping of after school pro­ if he gave himself up to the EPA privileged and unemployed? I guess all l'm trnng to sa facturers dropping the notion grams, then she decided to per­ for his infr,1ctions against the I am, ofcourse, dreaming. But, "Bottoms up to vou, \loc!ll 1 that taste is the number one pre­ sonally par to restart these pro­ e1wironment? He certainly has alas, it does feel good to imagine Basin." Let's spread the new~ rogative, instead making certain grams and to update textbooks done his part in ignoring it. \\'hat this utopia. Perh.1ps, it' not such this stewardship and demand

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People are Misinformed The Answers to the World's Problems

1about 1-1 48, Marijuana Dear Editor, multiple wells. In the right cir­ As long as I'm spouting off cumstances, such as in sitting on a Dear Editor, ho! emerged as the 2 factors about loose dogs, we may as well hot spot, a heating bill should fall It trouhb me th.it indi­ most consistent!} associated discuss more important things. 70 to 80 percent. Other parts of the iduab ,till draw .:onclusiom with later illicit drug use and I think I figured out how to get state have warm springs instead ased upon in.1ccurate data. abuse, dependence." fusion power to work so we won't of hot springs, and it won't be as ''o weeb ago, Tylt'r Cegler These are only a small num­ have nuclear waste anymore. J'd efficient. Oregon Tech has been ated in his Exponent article, ber of studies that have conclu­ use a particle accelerator to ignite doing it for over 40 years. I'm not Pa\ Attention to Local Ballot sively disproved the "gateway the proce s and try to catch the sure what's happening on it, but I 1ea,un:~, ," that he \\JS against theory." Additional studies were particle in a light atmosphere of know Senator Baucus is very con­ 148, the ~kd1cal ~!.iriiuana performed by the World Health helium to keep from blowing a scientious and is doing his best. ct of ~1ontana, hccausc man Organization (\\'HO and the hole in something. I ex']Jlained While were discussing big 1ana is a "gateway" drug. This National Center on Addiction this more in depth to Senator problems, what's wrong in the atemcnt has been proven and Substance Abuse (CASA) Baucus last August. I haven't got­ ~1id-East 1s a birthrate higher rnpletcl\' untrue hy .1 nurn­ that reported results consis­ ten a reply yet, but Congress was than they can support. Developing 'r of reputable sources. There tent with the IOM and JAJ\IA in recess, and he probably has to countries tend to have birthrates ve been 'l'\'eral reports that studies. do some homework on a project three to five times higher than dressed the "gateway theory," I would encourage everyone as major as that. As far as I know, ours, making life cheap, and po' - o't not.1blv the Institute of to attend a public debate regar­ a team at Princeton and another erty and violence rampant. \Ve\·e 1edi.:ine's (IO~!) 1999 report ding 1-148 between two experts, in England are working on fusion, had trouble getting rid of diseases n ,·arious aspects of rnari- Paul Befumo from the Medical but with little success. 111 hot climates because vaccines 1ana that concluded, "There Marijuana Policy Project of Another thing I'm trying to don't travel well in heat. People in no conclusive evidence that Montana and Representative get done is switching Montana hot climates have yet to learn lo e drug effe.:b of marijuana Jim Shocklev (R-Victor). This State to geothermal heating. use birth control to compensate •e causally linked to the subse- debate will occur on, Oct. 20 at from a map by the Department for the effects of vaccines so they ent abuse ofother illicit drugs. 7:00 p.m. in the SUB Ballrooms of Energy, all of Nevada is a hot can raise their standard of living 1 fact, most drug users begin and is free to all. There will spot, and Montana' geother­ to our level. Africa and the Mid­ ith alcohol and nicotine before be microphones available for mal resources are second only to East are the poorest, most violent 1arijuana -- usually before they audience questions concerning Nevada's. Bozeman is sort of on parts of the world because they're ·e of legal age." A similar study the initiative. Don't forget to the eastern edge of a hot spot, and the hottest. If this information nducted by the Journal of the vote Nov. 2. it looks like it's ringed about by was in the Koran, they would be merican Medical Association Chris Seftick Ennis, Butte, and Helena. A house OK, but it's not. Back to you Bob. AMA concluded that "earlv Vice President /\!SU NOR.\.LL can be heated with one well, and Jim Schuele Bozeman, .MT factories and municipalities need Belgrade, Mt

edia: Look for Yourself at the Latest Polls and Make Your Own Decisions

'ONTJNUED FROM PAGE 6 papers concluded, "While 53 Kern favorablv. finally, only 27 media did not bother to publish page of your morning newspaper. percent of Republicans gave the percent of those who wanted am of these results. An examination of what parb ct .111,wcr to the question posed correct answer, just 37 percent of troops brought home knew the \\'hether it be the Exponent of stories become "news" and the poll 1,.1., that neither can­ Democrats" got it right. In addi­ right answer, compared to 53 per­ or m.1jor outlets like C"l ', ,1lways "hich are lett on the cutting room datc \\anted to bring back the tion, 49 percent of those polled cent who wanted troops to stay be skeptical Luckilv, we now !Jw floor makes 1t clearer than e1er -aft. "ho viewed Bush favorablr got th

luch \\en..'n t published h1 an) ..W percent of those who \ ie\\ed foir and balanced, non-partisan p.1rts ,!( t uall} make 1t to the front salesmen.

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Weber Withers As MSU Snatches Ho1necon1ing Victorv In Last Second

Lou ARMITAGE hero. Weber Stale had dominated EXPONE T WR TER the first halt~ but it was quite clear that something had lit a fire under Cheers to E.). Cochrane. the Bobcats during halftime. Before Saturday it would probably "\\'e really were concerned be safe to say that the majority of about how we approached our you reading this article had abso­ guys at halftime," said Coach Mike lutely no idea who E.J. Cochrane Kramer. \Vhatever was said, it was. But now, you should all be worked. very happy he made the trip from The second half was almost a Philadelphia to play football for mirror image of the first - every­ MSU. thing was reversed. Instead of The Homecoming game Weber State's quarterback Kyle was held on Saturday against the Bauer making plays, it was ~1SU 's Weber State Wildcats. While a Travis Lulay. Instead of Weber crowd of over 13,000 held their State kicker Joe Johnson nail­ breath, Cochrane blocked out the ing field goals, it was ~ISU's E.J. rest of the world and drilled a 4-4- Cochrane. Instead of Weber State's yard field goal with no time left on running back 'ick Chournos the clock to give~ l U a 20-17 win finding the hole , it was ~ISU's over the Weber State Wildcats. Justin Domineck. Within seconds, the field was a \\Then asked about the change scene of pandemonium. As every in performance after the half, eye in the crowd followed the ball Domineck aid, "The morale of through the uprights, Cochrane the tc,1m wa different." Domineck disappeared under a tidal "a\'C had one of the best g.1mes of his of blue and gold. IP the club­ career carrying the b,111 22 times house after the game, the energy for 120 yards with one touch­ of the moment was still evident do" n. I le also caught nine passes in Cochrane\ eves, "I guess I went - more than \!SL''s entire ecei\·­ <.r.1zv, the emot1on,1l adrenaline ing team combined took over." From fumbles to pen.1lties, The Bobcab r.1llied from a 17- blocked punts to interceptions, point deficit in the third quarter to c,·erHhing the BobLats did in the Ru1111 i nu back}ustin Dom i 11tmis;i11g 10 l>t' cm1gl1t m1tching ' of them-The Ducks arc some award goes to: "For the Love of And when my friend Russ ga,·e ,\ f

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The Ladr 'Cats stuck 1t to c Grizzlies Friday as the} cured another conference n. The} played the University ~1ontana in Misrnula and n the match in three games CURT WIDHALM personal enjoyment and exter­ nal rewards." -25,' 30-28, and 30-20. This EXPONENT WRITER the Bobcat's fourth straight It was about this time that I nference victory. About the time that poker realized that l was not in a quest The Bobcats did not play tournaments started having to delve into the sociological eir best match against the more television airtime than realms of the definition of sport. izzlies but still managed to """'* Photo by Charlie Capp Jessica Simpson, I began ques­ I was on a quest to define sport urea victory with ease. tioning whether or not poker for myself. My cynical viewpoint Sophomore Kim Stonehouse prepares to bump the ball during last "It wasn't pretty, but we is truly a sport. may be rejected by the social week's game against Sacramento State. The Lady 'Cats met with yed patient and we stayed I first contemplated the science world, but I understand success this weekend in Missoula, defeating the Lady Griz 30-25, thin our system and we got meaning of sport. If poker that many people have a hard 30-28, and 30-20. victory. I was happy that is shown on ESPN, then it time considering that poker is established our middles formance with 33 assists, I 0 tude to the floor. She has been must qualify. Yet cheerleading indeed a sport. To define poker d Megan Zanto and Angela digs, and three blocks and also instrumental in the success of competitions are also shown as a sport in my world, I will iebe both had a great night," added two aces to the serving this year's volleyball season on ESPr , and [ decided to pass along my thoughts as to "d Bobcat head coach Miya performance. and will continue to lead her become more critical of the how I arrived at this conclusion, lauulu. "I was very happy with team as the season continues. definition of sport. while other activities are not. In game t>vo, the Bobcats the way we finished," stated The Bobcats will open To assess the situation My methods for distinguish­ re led in their offense by Malauulu. "It got sloppy at their weekend at Eastern from a scientific standpoint, ing between activities must be ggie Malyurek with a match times but Kamber did a nice Washington Friday night, I consulted my notes from made clear. Certain things I h of 13 kills and 11 digs, job finding the right person to looking for their fifth con­ J.R. Woodward's Sociology of consider athletics, while others lowed by \Viebe and Zanto terminate the play." secutive conference win. Sport class. According to these I consider sports. Athletics are th nine kills each. With the As the season has pro­ Led by Coach Malauulu and notes, sport is defined as: physical events, but aren't all e knotted at 28-all, a Kim gressed, Kamber Kelly has exemplary players such as "Institutionalized com- necessarily sports. Sports don't nehouse kill, followed by proved herself to be the best Kamber, the 'Cats are looking petitive activities that involve need to be athletic, but they Malyurek winner gave MSU setter in the conference and a forward to the remainder of vigorous physical skills or the must show competitiveness in a win. team leader on the floor. She the 2004 season and especially use of relatively complex phys­ human environment, as well as Kamber Kelly had her takes charge from the first point to the Big Sky tournament in ' ical skilb by individuals whose meet the rest of my criteria. al flawless full-match per- and brings a no-nonsense atti- November. participation is motivated by The first thing I did was eliminate anv event v. ith sub­ jective scoring from the sport definition. This remQ\·es figure skating, gymnastic , d1\ ing, and cheerleading, among others. My reason for this is simple. A sub­ jective scoring system relies on a select group of people to deter­ mine a winner, and this leaves room for bias. \Ve need look no further than Paul Hamm's gold medal to make this argument Cit'11Jtf OW/'4 reasonable. The second thing that l dis­ RESTAURANT qualified was the reliance on machinery or electronics more Lunch Buffet llam • 3pm $7.50 than the competitors them­ selves. This eliminates any form Dinner Buffet Spm • 9pm $10.95 of auto racing. Besides the reli­ Regular Dining llam • 9:30pm ance on machinery, 500 miles of continuous left hand turns Dine-in and Take-out is not a sport. The drivers could Bozeman 1228 W. Main St. SEE POKER PAGE 13 COLE High School Bozeman, MT 59715 Calvin Kleir. new york ~ x ~ '5 Main Street '5 Take.Out: 587 •5168 - x - 424 E. Main St. Downtown °'I Chinatown 1- Delivery: 587 • 3377 Mon-Sat 10-6 582-7667 Restaurant MSG Free

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_.., NEW YORK. NY the eighth, just as he did Tuesday Martinez is l 0-10 against New much like a baseball pitcher ::oNTINUED FROM PAGE 11 who must read his opponent A.P. NEWS SERVICE night when he jetted back from a York and 172-66 against the rest of ill be considered athletes, on every play. family funeral in Panama to pre­ baseball. ut it's along the same lines of •Poker relies on skill, not Pedro Martinez has a new serve New York's opening win. New York, which took a 2-0 nsidering Bntnev Spears a on chance. Although this elim­ "Daddy." His name is Jon Lieber. Rivera shattered Damon's bat on a lead against Martinez after four usician. inates most other forms of While the raucous crowd foul ball, threw a called third strike pitches in his previous outing at The last disqualification cri­ gambling, players have control at Yankee Stadium taunted past him to escape trouble, then Yankee Stadium last month, went ria for an event deals with the over their odds of winning. Martinez with booming chants finished for his second straight ahead after l 0 this time. After ficiency of the game. Any acti\·­ •Lastly, poker has a clear of "vVho's Your Daddy?" Lieber save and 32nd in postseason play. the crowd chanted during his jy where a person hits a ball and cut winner. 1ot that this dis­ shut down the highest-scoring After a day off, the series resumes warmups, Martinez walked Derek en has to chase it should not qualifies hockey or soccer, but offense in the major leagues. Saturday at Fenway Park, with Jeter on four pitches and threw a considered a sport. In fact, at the end of the tournament A No. 5 starter pitching Kevin Brown pitching for the breaking ball out of the strike zone is seems like a form of self­ the player with the most chips against a three-time Cy Young Yankees against Bronson Arroyo. as Jeter stole second, prompting )rturc. Say so long to golf and wins. This is easy to see for the Award winner, Lieber took a Boston headed home unsure of Cabrera, the shortstop, to come to oquet. If golf was like other casual fan as well as the pro­ shutout into the eighth inning. the status of ace Curt Schilling, the mound for a few words. orb, it would haYe evolved fessional. l tried to watch div­ John Olerud backed him with whose ailing right ankle might Martinez nicked Alex , ha\·e ~omeone else chase the ing during the Olympics and a two-run homer in the sixth prevent him from starting Game 5 Rodriguez on the hand with the 111. Baseball even came up with couldn't really follow how the off the tiring Martinez, and the if it's needed. f:Ount 2-2, and Gary Sheffield job for six divers were Yankees beat the Red Sox 3-1 In last year's series, the teams singled to center on the next pitch, 1ys per ntght s c o r e d Wednesday night for a 2-0 lead split the first two games in ew with Jeter scoring easily ahead of do the same " [The definition of sport] (ano ther in their AL championship series York. The pattern this year resem­ Damon's weak throw. That was all ing. excludes any form of example of rematch. bles 1999, when the Yankees won the Yankees got then, with Martinez By know, auto racing. Besides the subjective After Orlando Cabrera the first two games at home and recovering to throw called third iu must be reliance on machinery, scoring). You singled leading off the third took the series 4-1. Back on the strikes past Hideki Matsui and ying to your­ 500 miles of continuous may be dis­ inning for Boston's first hit, mound where he had a meltdown Bernie Williams before retiring lf, "Curt, )'OU left hand turns is not a satisfied with Lieber retired 13 straight bat­ in the eighth inning of last year's Jorge Posada on a grounder. we fabulous sport. The drivers could my quest to ters before David Ortiz singled Game 7, Martinez once again tired Martinez was still throwing eas and I still be considered qualify poker in the seventh. Lieber needed against the team that frustrates 95 mph pitches in the fifth inning, n't get over athletes, but it's along the as a sport, just 45 pitches to get through him most. After a Sept. 24 loss the but he tired in the sixth, when he l)W remark­ same lines of considering but I'm okay five innings-Martinez threw Yankees at Fenway Park, he uttered walked Posada with. one out. He )le you are, Britney Spears a with that. 46 in just the first two innings. the bizarre sentence: "\Vhat can I got ahead 1-2 in the count against . . ,, 1t how does mus1c1an. Whether or Lieber's biggest thorn was lead­ say, - just tip my hat and call the Olerud, who was signed Aug. 3 ker qualify not you con­ off man Johnny Damon, who Yankees my daddy. I can't find a for the discount price of $100,000 a sport?" sider poker kept fouling balls off. After Trot way to beat them at this point." after Seattle released him from •Poker requires stamina. a sport does not cheapen the Nixon singled leading off the Pitching just a few miles from a $7.7 million deal. Olerud sent ;Jt like a marathon runner, but game for me. I'll still watch eighth, Tom Gordon came in and where Big Daddy and Daddy a high pitch - Martinez's 106th ,e a bowler. Tournaments last poker tournaments for hours allowed Jason Varitek's double Warbucks became famous names - over the middle of the plate just r days on end, many going for on end, or at least until my and Cabrera's RBI grounder. on Broadway, he dropped to 1-2 over the right-field wall for the re than 12 hours at a time. girlfriend threatens to start Mariano Rivera entered with against the Yankees in postseason ninth postseason homer of his •Poker also requires strategy, watching figure skating. a runner on third and two outs in play. During the regular season, career.

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College not on!) offer' , academic learning opport nitv, but also, and perh,1ps mo 1mport.intl~, a soci,1] leatn1 opportunit}. Jdealh you'll learn how handle voursdf in ,1ll 'orts of '1 uation' from class J1s.:uss1ons religious debates and blind d,1 kisses to drunk kisses. A soLiologist \HlU!d te.i~h) that colle_s.e '>~ncs as a societ meeting gnund. ~!any peop meet their future mates in a .: lege scttmg. \t the \Cf) le.bt, th Years offer students a chance learn\\ hat ther do ,md don't \\J in a partner. • photo courtesy of Theater Council And how do we do it all?\ Gligor. James, a11d Smith bring color, drama, and societal issues to life in Alonday's performance of "Rent" at Brirk Breeden Fieldhouse'. date. We group date, casually da blind date, hate to date, and lo to date. o, as vou \\ander t "Rent" Opens Broadway in Bozeman Series twisting road of social graces a disgraces, let's keep 111 mind . ARIA STEWART some friends, some enemies, some for Joanne. Thi complicated web and unique. The songs, all sung era! points about dat111g: EXPONENT WRITER lovers. of relationships pro\·ided fodder brilliantlv by the cast, portrayed ·Don't take anything t There was very little narra­ for ome verv quirkl' humor. a wide range of emotion. "Over seriously. Don't be afraid to Awe ome! Powerful! Inspiring! tive, and most of the characters So how did this "Rent" com­ the l\loon," a whimsical piece anyone out. It's u:t1midaring, b These words can only begin told their stories through song pare to the original Broadway performed by l\ laureen, was isn't a big deal in the long run, to describe "Rent," the famous and dance. Each story had its own wrsion? Svd Johnson, an M U oddly amusing. "Without You" matter what they say. Broadway musical that made its individuality, so it was vital that student and m·id "Rent" fan, said described feelings of love and ·First d ates can be noto l\1ontana debut Monday night. each member of the fairly large that the Bozeman performance longing. And ''I'll Cover You," an ously awkward. o go 111 wi The show marked the begin­ cast fit their part perfectly. That wa "very well done and a good intense, powerful number which a relaxed, fun attitude and t ning of "Broadway in Bozeman," was no problem for the talented show." She would definitely know, featured the entire cast, was what comes vour wav. a program designed to bring the actors of"Rent." since she has seen "Rent" fifteen sung in remembrance of Angel, ·Be natural. You're dating best of professional theatre to the Andy Meeks did an impres­ times, including a performance on a character who died from AIDS see if you're compatible, so d Gallatin Vallev. It was a spectacular sive job portraying C. lark, an Broadwa\'. in the econd act. pretend to be someone vou are beginning. amateur filmmaker who pent " othing \\ill compare to Those who were part of •If you're going out Loosely based on Puccini's his time documenting the lives of Broadway," Johnson said, "but this the magical "Rent" evening someone you don't know Boheme," Jonathan Larson's "La his eccentric friends on celluloid. \\JS an amazing production." witnessed a real treat. It was well, go with an open mind. Yo Pulitzer Prize and 1onv Award­ Meeks had a friendly demeanor Indeed, the show did not fed obvious why this mu ical has be amazed (sometimes for winning musical questioned the about him that was very convinc­ compromised at all. The Fieldhouse gained such a huge following better, sometimes for the wo realities of life, love, and death in ing. In one hilarious scene, Meeks stage was bare!) recognizable. The of fan and critics alike. what vou learn ,1bout your Ja modern societv "Rent" brought showcased his dancing skills by intricate et was fullv de igned in "It felt like a religious expe­ and about rnurself. Don't k.n OI difficult issues to light, such as performing the "Tango: l\!aureen" Broadwa) stvle, complete with an rienl:e to me," said Johnson. it 'ti! VOLi If\ it. AIDS, homclc., ness, and drug with Adrienne Fishe, who played entire backup band on stage. In Through joy, tears, and laugh­ •Remember that dating abuse. It explored the relationships Joanne. Maureen wa l\1ark's girl­ the nature of authentic Bohemian ter, it trulr \\as an unforget­ between young Bohemian artists - friend, who had recentl) left him fashion, the costumes were flashy table hO\\. SEE DATING PAGE 18 Bioneers Conference Teaches Environmental Awarene s:

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"Shaun of the Dead" Plays with Zombie Cliches

RYAN GRUBBS an electronics store, motivating The next morning Shaun gets zombies sluggishly stumble for­ ing comedy and allegories and the younger employees with inane his chance to turn things around ward, arms out front, and moan would much rather see the XPONE!\JT WRITER slogans such as "There is no 'I' in when he finds that overnight as they approach their victims exaggerated gore and zombie When Zombies attack and team, but there is an 'I' in pie," the better part of London's liv­ causing Shaun and Ed to first mis­ smashing associated with the e survival of the human race while having absolutely no moti­ ing population is now wandering take one in their back garden for a genre there is plenty of that to pends on a capable leader, the vation in his own life other than the streets as the undead. Ripped girl who is drunk and can't find be treated to here. Heads, arms, .t person you would want to working enough to pay the rent straight from the plot of "Dawn her way home. ·when the zombie and legs fly with reckless aban­ 1d you to safety is Shaun (Simon and the tab at his favorite local of the Dead," which this movie, proceeds toward Shaun, Ed glee­ donment. The living get ripped gg) of the movie "Shaun of the pub, the \Vinchester. as indicated by the title, imitates, fully snaps pictures unaware that open like piiiatas, spilling out ead." Shaun wanders through life's Ed and Shaun must gather their the girl is far more interested in organs for the eagerly awaiting He's definitely no Ash of the usual routine much like a zom­ loved ones and ma1ce their way eating Shaun then making out undead to feast upon, and the ,•ii Dead" series. However if bie, trying to bala1Ke work, fam­ to a safe location. with him. movie's surroundings are often u're going to end up as zombie ily problems, and time with his Shaun finally sees his oppor­ This and other genuinely quite red- drenched with blood. ~d no matter what you do, you girlfriend Liz (Kate Ashfield). It's tunity to sort things out and hilarious moments seek to show There is no skimping on what ghtas well hang out with Shaun only after he fails to bring Aowers redeem himself and hatches that there is a thin line between one would expect to find in a d his mates for a good laugh in to his mom, Liz dumps him, and a plan with Ed to pick up his the daily routines of a normal, zombie movie and the movie ur last few moments of life. he narrowly stops his roommates mom, rescue his ex, and head mundane, human existence and takes care to exaggerate the gore "Shaun of the Dead" has been from killing each other, when he for the only safe place with dead that of a zombie's. The end par­ to emphasize the genre's tradi­ 'eled as a romantic zombie begins to see that his whole life bolts and pork rinds that they ticularly showcases scriptwriters tional excessiveness. 1111edy. And while there is plenty is crashing down around him. know of, the Winchester pub. Sean Pegg and Edgar Wright's If you like your comedies comedy and crowds of zombies In drunken desperation, he jots Part of what makes "Shaun ability to satirizing working class smart, funny, bloody, relevant ' be dismembered, Shaun isn't down on his kitchen white board of the Dead" good is its ability to society. _ to the times, and with a twist of iactly vour typical romantic the reminder that he must "sort poke fun at every tired zombie di­ For those who could care British humor then don't miss d. He works a dead end job at things out." che Hollywood has to offer. The less about the movie's intrigu- "Shaun of the Dead." Friday Night Lights" Surpisingly Successful In Old Genre

BRIAN CLARK falls somewhere between "Varsity adversaries in their hunt for the enigma. On one hand, much of it whose first screen role came with Blues" and "Field of Dreams" - not 1988 state championship - isn't a comes off as one of those annoy­ Patroclus in this summer's epic an altogether altruistic goal. particularly interesting story. Nor ing Coors Light ads where watch­ "Troy," was especially effective as Let's face it, there hasn't been Don't ask me how "Friday is it a particularly good film, for ing football provides a non-stop the fumble-prone running back cgood sports film since, well, Night Lights" manages to escape that matter. But somehow you get adrenaline rush of bone-crunch­ tormented with the demons of r. OK, that's not entirely fair this seemingly inevitable fate, but swept up in the emotional roll­ ing hits, hot girls and do-or-die his abusive father (the one unim­ 'Rocky" was enjoyable, even if it does. ercoaster of a tumultuous season stakes. The characters are largely pressive performance in the film, is maudlin and jingoistic and "Friday Night Lights" - the and genuinely care what happens stereotypical - the cocky super­ played to hackneyed effect by oosiers"was entertaining despite story of a West high school to these 17-year-old kids on their star, the abusive father, the quiet country singer Tim McGraw). r ny of the same shortcomings. football team overcoming injuries quest for local stardom. leader, the stoic coach - and the That's not to say that this is wever, the average sports flick and battling internal and external Basically, this film is an story is, in itself, nothing new a great movie. It isn't. It's merely either. However, when you finally a well-paced, entertaining foot­ get to the exciting climax of the ball story that seems fairly acces­ state championship game and the sible to high-school athletes and somewhat cheesy meS1>age about sports fans. It's nothing that will the irreleYance of winning, the necessaril)' stay with the viewer genenc emotional journey seems for an extended period of time or well worth the effort. change any preconceived notions The performances across the about the enormous pressures board give "Friday Night Light" a we put on 17-year-old kids, but, ">: ~~~ ...... --. ~· ~ .,._ • huge boost m this direction. Even much like watching an NFL game when the characters themselves on a lazy Sunda} afternoon. it aren't particular!} layered or pro\ ides an entertaining escapt' interesting, the actors show genu­ for a couple of hours. ine heart and talent that, coupled \\'hile it would haYe been nice ·• PAYMORE with an overused but effectiYe h,1d the filmmakers' attempted a shak} camera, lend a realistic little more than this, at least the\ semi-document,iry aesthetic pulled off what little the~· did to the storv. Garrett I !edlund, attempt with room to spare. 16 THURSDAY. OCTOBER 14. 2004 FEATURES Warped Tour Headliners, Flogging Molly Comes To Bozeman and we do really well there. I have D C: I would never have im.1gm JESSE BENGSON own. The re ult is music that is "Within a l\1ile of Home," which d.1m:eable and fun, especially reached the top twenl) of the famih there. that we'd be planng in ~1ontana E XPONEl'\JT WRITEf"' "ith ,1 pint of Guinness 111 hand. Billboard \!bum Charts. The Expo: If \'OU could tour with ,rny­ and peopk \\Ould be pumped t · The poet George Herbert The wrses of most of success hasn't changed the band's body \\'ho has ever played. who see us. I would h

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TOBY NELSON success, the) attempt to breathe you consider the band's loyalt) the vocals. Guitarist Aaron North crack? ~ life into a seemingly dead genre to the punk attitude; an attitude seems hell bent on destroying his According to XF '\JLNT WRITFR on their sophomore record, complete!) absent in mall punk. amplifier and the listener's ears "The Hand) The punk genre 1s in a sad "Penance Soiree." Stvlistically, along with it. On "Spit On It,"the A: Science Answer ate. her since mall punk broke "Penance S01ree'' is a dirtv seem to have attention deficit high pitched shrieks Book," knuckles nlo the main>tream, punk music record. It's sleazy to the point disorder. The) can't stick to a become wKomfortable at any­ crack when person pulls or as become a fat.. bloated entity that a shower might be in order genre for more than one track. thmg above a medium volume. pushes quickly on his or her 1turatcd with bands who openly after the first listen. Once Don They dabble m blues and psyche­ It's unsettling and it fits the over­ finger. The push/pull action 1d shamekssh capitalize on the Devore's bass starts thump­ delia one moment, then indulge all mood of the record perfectly. causes a vacuum in between ·cath it} those before them. ing on the opening track, "Up in repetitive industrial bass and For a band who gained the bones which displaces fluid These are the bands on Against the Wall,"it's clear that a drum samples the next. Wild infamy due to their chaotic live usually found i11 this space. arpeCJ Tour, i\!TV, and mod­ large amount of debauchery and mood swings are everywhere, shows, it must have been difficult The popping sound is actually n rock radio who seem to have depravity is ahead. from the slow dreariness in "Sea for The Icarus Line to recreate caused by the liquid rushing 1ore interest in the new stylish A sizable amount of per­ Sick" to what should be this their live presence on a plastic back into the space. end than making good music. version on "Penance Soiree" year's party anthem, "Party the disc, but they managed to pull Contrary to popular belief, Though the punk of the comes in vocal form. Singer Baby Off." it off. Though you don't actually studies show that there is no '.J70s and '80s has been forgot­ Joe Cardamone has the perfect The most important things get to see Aaron North destroy connection between crack­ n by many who claim to be trashy LA punk voice. He sings that differentiate The Icarus his equipment in the flesh, you ing your knuckles and arthri­ mks, there are still bands like like he's searching for a long lost Line from other punk bands are can hear and feel it happen­ tis. However, damage may be pe Icarus Line who embrace girlfriend who broke his heart the sounds they create, which ing. It's a dark, vicious record caused to the soft tissue of assic punk rock. As futile as it and both of his legs. He's frail, are unorthodox in punk rock to and certainly not for the well the joint. Cracking may also ay seem in a genre now filled yet frightening at the same time. say the least. The entire record adjusted. It's a record for high decrease grip strength. ith the safe and eas» The Icarus As for his lyrics, it's sex, drugs, is soaked in fuzz and static. The school dropouts and burned out \Vhat have you always ne aren't afraid to make chal­ and rock 'n roll straight through sounds of feedback and broken drug addicts. It's for anyone who wondered abou t? Email your nging music. Though it may the record. This seems obvious at gear are everywhere, from the is loo pissed off and f----d up to queries to tessa@exponent. elude them from commerc1al first glance, but it's fitting when rumbling drums all the way to listen to anything else. montana.edu.

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