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Thursday,C FebruaryARROLL 28, 2013 The Student Voice of John Carroll University N Since 1925 EWSVol. 89, No. 16 With sequester looming, JCU aid is threatened JCU gets a How the possible cuts on March 1 could affect John Carroll sex talk passes without an agreement, the results could be crippling. Abigail Rings Arrupe Scholars hold ‘Sex Signals’ event Assistant Campus Editor As of Tuesday evening, a deal has not been reached. Some of the cuts would be cuts to defense and domestic March 1 is not just an important date to remember because discretionary program. Some of the most notable programs Alyssa Brown it is the start of Spring Break and the deadline for housing being cut are border security, special education, the Federal Staff Reporter agreements. It is also the deadline for the sequester, an im- Bureau of Investigation, the National Science Foundation, Last Thursday, over 200 students came to the Kulas plication of about $85 billion in cuts to military and domestic NASA, Head Start and FEMA. Auditorium to watch “Sex Signals,” a performance programs. While many of the cuts will not have a direct effect While cuts to these programs will impact the country as brought to campus to raise awareness and inspire audi- on John Carroll University, there are certain cuts that could a whole, JCU would be affected in a few ways. Dora ences to create social change in the fight against domestic impact JCU as a whole, including the allocation of Pruce, director of government and community re- violence. The performance involved two actors, Deanna funds to the work study program and professors’ lations, explained that JCU would be impacted Myers and Chris Sanders, and used improvisation and ability to get money for research. if the government could not reach a deal. audience interaction as a means of showing the underly- The sequester is a result of the failure Fortunately, Pell Grants, money provided ing issues of domestic violence, particularly in dating. of Republicans and Democrats to reach an by the federal government to students who Three seniors in the Arrupe Scholars Program were agreement in 2011. Congressional Repub- need it for college, would be unaffected. asked last fall to choose a social issue for their culminat- licans wanted spending cuts in exchange for “The somewhat good news is that Pell is ing senior project and devise a plan to create a policy raising the debt ceiling. Democrats did not held harmless. Pell grants are tremendously change involving the issue. Seniors Sean Whalen, Lisa agree with the cuts, and a compromise of sorts important to JCU students and families; one Reichert and Samantha Hoch were inspired to work with was reached in the form of the Budget Control Act, third of our students receive Pell,” said domestic violence. After Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority which intends to cut domestic spending over Pruce. “However, according to reports successfully fundraised to bring “Sex Signals” to campus the next 10 years by about $1 trillion. released over the weekend, Work Study last year, the students decided to do the same. Because the Democrats refused to agree is at risk, as well as Federal Supplemental “It took months to plan for ‘Sex Signals’ to come to cuts without additional tax revenue, and Educational Opportunity Grant funding, to campus. We spent all class time working on how we Republicans refused tax increases, a committee which some JCU students receive. So, yes, would fundraise the money and get support from the was set up to find additional deficit reduction there will be some impact.” JCU community to come to the performance,” he said. tactics. In order to provide the committee with Some reports have said that funding “In class, we learned how to effectively plan for an ad- an extra push to reach an agreement, a fallback for some science and research programs vocacy project such as this. Learning how to fight for a was designed. This fallback was supposed to be so frightening could be cut, limiting universities’ ability to do research. change in a social policy ultimately helped us bring ‘Sex that it would never happen: $1.2 trillion in automatic cuts to Pruce indicated, while she was not sure, any time cuts made Signals’ to JCU.” both military and domestic programs. to the National Science Foundation and the National Institute As “Sex Signals” cost $4,200, the Arrupe students These cuts were supposed to go into effect Jan. 1, but it of Health, it diminishes the faculty’s ability to get funding fundraised to pay for the group. “With the gracious help was pushed back to reduce the potential impact of falling off from grants for research. from all the departments that sponsored us, we were the “fiscal cliff.” The deadline is fast approaching, and if it Please see SEQUESTER, p. 2 able to raise just enough for them to come,” Whalen explained. The Arrupe Scholars Program, Program of Applied Ethics, the University Counseling Center and Jackie Mitchell the Office of Student Activities all donated money as sponsors of the event. JCU talks going green at As an interactive approach to discussing domestic violence, “Sex Signals” used humor as a technique. Sanders said, “Humor builds equity and puts people at ease, especially when talking about such difficult topics sustainability forum as sexual violence.” Myers agreed. “Humor is such a great way to break Jackie Mitchell Dietz welcomed visitors to JCU’s campus and provided down those barriers that people often put up and get them Assistant Campus Editor a brief history of the University. Later in the forum, she to talk,” she said. Sustainability experts from the local community gathered explained John Carroll’s commitment to sustainability and Please see SEX SIGNALS, p. 3 in Donahue Auditorium on Thursday, Feb. 21 to join in an preserving the earth in harmony with its Jesuit mission. She extensive panel discussion during a sustainability forum described the various ways in which JCU staff members and hosted by the Boler School of Business and the KPMG students have addressed sustainability by hosting energy Professorship in Accountancy. Panelists included Maureen workshops and offering classes with an environmental Brennan, environmental attorney at Baker & Hostetier; focus. Barbara Brown, co-owner of BrownFlynn; Carol Dietz, John She also discussed how the University’s carbon footprint, Carroll University’s associate vice president of facilities including gas and energy use, has reduced in size over the and sustainability coordinator; Mark Rabkin, co-owner of past few years. Dietz said she believes sustainability is Deconstruction Management; Christopher Rhodes, sustain- evolving on campus. “It’s got a lot of momentum behind ability manager at Swagelok; R. Scott Thomas, sustainability it,” she said. officer at Sherwin-Williams, and Dennis Wolcott, sustain- Dietz said the University also plans to incorporate ability director at Parker-Hannifin. sustainability into this summer’s Murphy Hall renovation The forum began with each panelist discussing his or by reusing some of the building’s original materials and her enterprise, including its history, mission, products, ser- preserving many of its architectural features. According to Dietz, the residence hall meets the requirements to be Photo by Evelyn Green vices and evolution. The panelists described their continu- Pictured (from left to right) are Samantha Hoch, ally evolving journeys with sustainability. “We’ve always LEED (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design) certified. Chris Sanders, Deanna Meyers and Sean Whalen. valued conservation,” Thomas said of Sherwin-Williams’ Hoch and Whalen are Arrupe scholars who helped mission. Please see GREEN, p. 3 organize the event, and Sanders and Myers are the “Sex Signals” actors. Inside this issue: Index World News 12 Find us online Campus 2 Diversions 14 JCU baseball starts Arts & Life 4 Editorial 17 Sports 6 Op/Ed 18 off season with 2-1 record, p. 6 issuu.com/ Finance 8 Classifieds 20 Like us on Facebook @TheCarrollNews thecarrollnews 2 Campus Feb. 28, 2013 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Campus Breaking the chains: Students and faculty Briefs New internship opens dance to fight violence against women exclusively for Spencer German out of the box and dance. Campus Editor Freshman Jackie DiFrangia was one student who showcased her JCU students On Thursday, Feb. 14, people on John Carroll University’s cam- moves on Valentine’s Day, excitedly explaining that she thought the flash mobs went very well. John Carroll University has partnered pus witnessed two flash mobs rallying faculty and students to take “Dancing outside of the library and in the dining hall was so much with Turner Broadcasting System to launch a stand for women. a summer internship only open to a JCU One Billion Rising is a program established by Eve Ensler, an fun,” DiFrangia said. “When we were outside of the library, I saw a student. The internship is in Turner Digital’s activist known for her play “The Vagina Monologues” (which has bunch of people walking by and looking back at us dancing away. Manhattan-based office and will begin this been performed at JCU in past years) that raises awareness about In the dining hall, everyone had their phones out taking pictures and June. the domestic violence against woman including rape, battery, incest, videos because it was just such a cool experience. I would definitely It is a 10-week, paid internship that will female genital mutilation and sex slavery. The organization’s of- do it again.” help the student get professional experience ficial Web page describes One Billion Rising as “a global strike; an That was an attitude that Rolf and Graves shared as well, and in the marketing and advertising aspects invitation to dance; a call to men and women to refuse to participate they both expressed their eagerness to organize more opportunities of Turner Digital’s various sites, including in the status quo until rape and rape culture end; an act of solidarity, at JCU that raise awareness about the issue of domestic violence CNN.com, NBA. com, PGA.com, TBS.com demonstrating to women the commonality of their struggles and their toward women. and adultswim.com. power in numbers; a refusal to accept violence against women and “There are several more events coming up this semester includ- The intern will be focusing on conducting girls as a given; a new time and a new way of being.” ing a film screening, a march and speak out, bystander intervention research, linking products with marketing In their quest to put an end to domestic violence, this year the training and some passive programming,” added Rolf. messages and platforms and creating and coordinators of the program chose to take a stand by using Valentine’s “Students can anticipate seeing the message of One Billion Rising presenting successful sales plans. Day to unite everyone in dance. At random times, groups from all carried on throughout the semester. So be on the look out for upcom- For more information, the application and around the globe gathered en mass to put on organized flash mobs ing events in the spring,” Graves said. complete application requirements are avail- for the world to bear witness and be inspired. The message campus received on Feb. 14 isn’t going away any- able at sites.jcu.edu/turnerpartnership. Thanks to Amanda Rolf, the coordinator of the Violence Preven- time soon, as on-campus groups – including Take Back the Night, tion and Action Center, John Carroll proudly joined in on the move- Students Empowering Women, the Arrupe Scholars, the student ment as well, as students and faculty members gathered together to activism projects through the Philosophy of Love and Sex class Celebration of Scholarship participate in flash mobs both outside of Grasselli Library at 10:50 and events coordinated through the Violence Prevention and Ac- deadline is approaching a.m. and in the Schott Dining Hall at 12:45 p.m. on Feb. 14. Rolf tion Center – look to continue addressing this worldwide problem explained that it took some careful planning along with the JCU Dance throughout the semester. Applications for the poster/panel ses- Ensemble and other staff members to make it happen, but that she “Our ultimate goal is to create a safe campus for everyone – a sions and for the poster session for this was proud to see it all fall into place. campus where survivors are supported and bystanders step up and spring’s Celebration of Scholarship are due “At the beginning of January, I received an email from Lauren intervene to prevent future incidents from occurring,” Rolf said. Monday, March 4. Applications are avail- Bowen, associate academic vice president for academic programs and The video of JCU’s One Billion Rising flash mobs can be seen able at sites.jcu.edu/celebration under the faculty diversity, with the link to the one billion rising website and at www.jcu.edu/vpac. “Information for Applicants” tab. the questions, ‘Are we planning anything here on campus? Should In addition, the deadline for submission we? Can I help?’” said Rolf. “I was so glad she sent me the email; for “Arts at Night” is Monday, April 1. Ap- I was familiar with V-Day, but had not yet heard about One Billion plications for this are available under the Rising. It seemed like such an exciting and creative way to raise “Information for Applicants” tab as well. awareness about an incredibly important issue. Even though I have April 1 is also the deadline to send posters two left feet, I was not going to pass up the opportunity to organize for the program to Information and Techni- an opportunity for John Carroll to unite with a billion others across cal Services for printing. the world to demand an end to violence,” she added. The Celebration of Scholarship 2013 is scheduled to take place the week of April It wasn’t just Rolf, however, that put the event together. Junior Olga 8. The poster session will be held Monday Graves also left her handprint on the project. “I was first approached evening on April 8. with the idea of participating in One Billion Rising by Amanda Rolf. She knows me through my involvement in Students Empowering Women and thought it would be a fun way to bring awareness to Theology and campus,” Graves said. Photo by Laurene DiCillo religious studies Although it was the work of Rolf and Graves that brought the Students participated in a flash mob outside of Grasselli One Billion Rising flash mob idea to campus and put it into action, Library in order to raise awareness on campus about rape department presents it also took the participation of a handful of students willing to step and domestic violence against women. the Tuohy Lecture Series The Tuohy Lecture Series is set to begin Professors and administrators discuss potential on Tuesday, March 12. This year, David L. Barr, a professor at Wright State University is the 2012-2013 Tuohy Chair fellow. He effects of the US government’s sequester on JCU is set to give a series of six public lectures From SEQUESTER, p. 1 in reality, the sequestration cuts aren’t really that much.” on “Jerusalem, Jesus and Jihad: End-Times There have been varying reports on exactly how impactful the Scenarios in Judaism, Christianity and cuts will be. Swearingen said that while he did not think the cuts Islam.” Pruce noted, “Reports over the weekend indicate NSF would would be crippling, as many analysts have suggested, it could still The first lecture will be on Tuesday, issue 1,000 fewer grants, and NIH would make hundreds of fewer impact the economy. March 12 and is titled, “Who Says It’s the research awards.” He said, “Economists seem to think it will shave about one-half End-Times?” The lecture will be about the Colin Swearingen, an assistant political science professor, offered to one percent off of the GDP this year. Considering that our growth different pictures of the end-times as pre- his opinions about the sequester as well. When asked if he thought has been about two percent per year since the Great Recession, if sented in Judaism, Christianity and Islam the sequester will actually happen, Swearingen said, “I think the cuts the impact is at the high end, one percent, that’s going to slow our and the different views within factions of will be made, although, if there are any changes between now and each religious tradition. recovery.” Five more lectures will follow. All sequestration, they will regard the military aspect of it.” A certain degree of uncertainty always accompanies government of the lectures will be held in the Dolan He said that the actual amount of cuts may seem staggering policies and when and if deals are reached or made in Washington. Center for Science and Technology in the when looked at all at once, but they are actually fairly spread out. Pruce offered her opinion as to what may happen. Donahue Auditorium at 7:30 p.m. The “Consider that the cuts are roughly $85 billion out of about $4 tril- “In my opinion, I’m not sure a deal will be reached this time. It lectures are free and open to the public. No lion the government is spending this year,” Swearingen said. “The doesn’t seem, at least today, Monday, that it looks like a deal will be registration is necessary. Bowles-Simpson plan, just revealed, calls for $2.4 trillion in cuts reached,” she said. “But five days in D.C. is a long time. We shall over the next 10 years for an average of $240 billion per year. So, see.” Campus Safety Log

February 20, 2013 February 24, 2013 Public indecency reported in the Sutowski lot at 11:42 p.m. Fire alarm reported in the Boler School of Business at 3:10 a.m. Telecommunications harassment reported at 10:47 p.m. February 23, 2013 Drug paraphernalia reported in Murphy Hall at 12:41 a.m. February 25, 2013 Offenses concering underage persons reported in Millor Criminal mischief reported in the Boler School of Business at 4:58 a.m. Hall at 10:17 p.m. These incidents are taken from the files of Campus Safety Services, located in the lower level of the Lombardo Student Center. For more information, contact x1615. Campus 3 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com Feb. 28, 2013 JCU hosts event to raise awareness about eating disorders

Matthew Hribar than women,” he said. Staff Reporter Victoria Kress, a professor at Youngstown State University, discussed her own experiences with eating disorders: “It wasn’t about being too thin. It was more about what that meant to be thin. It meant I was in control [of my body].” She said, “Culture cannot be fully blamed; genetics The Cleveland Center for Eating Disorders partnered with John Carroll University this week are important.” to sponsor Eating Disorder Awareness Week. The program was headlined by an event held on Dianna Taylor, a philosophy professor who teaches classes in the Women’s and Gender Studies Monday, Feb. 25, in the Dolan Center for Science and Technology’s Donahue Auditorium. program, was also on the panel. Taylor offered a definition of objectification: “Sexual objectification The event opened with a look at the “Mirror Images” art gallery. The gallery provided an divides the body,” she said. “You’re not whole; you’re a collection of parts. It’s dehumanizing.” interesting and creative look at body images and self-perception. Most of the pieces were Malia MacAndrews, a JCU history professor in the Women’s and Gender Studies program, mirrors that were covered with colorful quotes and drawings. A few art pieces worked with was on the panel as well. She explained that the historical definition of beauty has changed over patchwork stitching, including a piece about how fast food used to not be as easily acces- the time. sible. “We, as a society, have the power to change, amend or abolish the standards of beauty,” she The main portion of the event was the documentary, “America, the Beautiful.” The film said. MacAndrews concluded her presentation by explaining that no matter how beauty is denied, canvassed eating disorders and body image through age, gender, race and class. It followed it is still “an exclusionary game.” the life of a 12-year-old model who became obsessed with glamour and beauty. However, the Taylor Hartman, vice president of the Psychology Club, felt that the week was important to movie covered many topics, including poisons in beauty products, the secrets and strategies have. “Eating disorders, in general, are prevalent disorders among college students,” Hartman behind beauty campaigns and even explored male interpretations of beauty. said. “People think it’s not an important issue because it’s just a ‘female disorder,’ but males are After the documentary, a panel of professionals presented their thoughts on the film and affected by eating disorders as well.” answered questions from the audience. Kelly Bhatnagar, who works at the Cleveland Center for Eating Disorders (CCED), explained that “eating disorders have the highest death rate of all psychiatric disorders” and that eating disorders lead to a variety of other issues including depression and anxiety. “Eating disorders, in general, are prevalent Mary Beth Javorek, who works at the University Counseling Center, talked about her experiences as a counselor over the last 18 years. disorders among college students. People think “These messages [of body images] are pervasive,” Javorek said. “I’m waiting for a break- through that hasn’t happened.” it’s not an important issue because it’s just a She explained the power of messages of bodily perfection, saying, “Oprah Winfrey, a strong person, falls prey to body issues.” When asked how we can stop these perceptions of ‘female disorder,’ but males are affected by media, Javorek said, “we should teach children to become critical viewers of media.” Mark Warren, the medical director of CCED and a survivor of an eating disorder, offered eating disorders as well.” insight into the male perspective of eating disorders. “The definition of eating disorders and the word choices in the definition are sexist. Men –Taylor Hartman don’t try to be ‘thin,’ they try to be lean,” he said. Sophomore, President of “Men hide in gyms; that’s why they aren’t diagnosed,” he said. Warren explained why the Psychology Club these eating disorders are a problem for males: “There is higher purging of men in preschool

From GREEN, p. 1 original pastor. Rhodes discussed how the products a company cre- ates can help customers become more sustainable. He ‘Sex Signals’ emphasized the promotion of energy efficiency and the The panelists offered their own definitions of sustain- traditional mantra of reduce, reuse, recycle. He also ad- performance teaches ability. “It is about people, planet and prosperity,” said vised that companies view sustainability as the right thing Brown. to do, rather than as an extra responsibility. Wolcott offered another description. “It’s difficult. It’s After this discussion, Brown presented a Global Report- JCU students about challenging,” he said. He explained that sustain- ing Initiative brief. The forum ended by involving the ability’s definition varies from company to audience in a question-and-answer segment. the importance company. He said for Parker-Hannifin, Senior Charlie Trouba explained that he sustainability is “the capacity to worked with Robert Bloom, a professor sustain the business for the next of accountancy, to network and bring of consent 100 years.” the panelists to the forum. “They all Brown, a JCU graduate with came out to benefit the community a background in communica- free of charge,” he said. From SEX SIGNALS, p. 1 tions, detailed her company’s Trouba stressed the importance mission to help people with of the forum to the business school. While there was an entertainment side to their sustainability practices and “It shows how Boler is engaging performance, Sanders and Myers both understand the resulting benefits they and diverse and extends across a acting with sensitivity is a key element to their per- have reaped. variety of academic departments,” formance. “In the end, they’re finding he said. “It is important to note that the humor used in ‘Sex that they’re saving money,” she Several accounting students, in- Signals’ is never at the expense of survivors or the is- said of companies who actively cluding sophomore Vincent Sgro, were sue at large. Humor is used strategically to emphasize pursue sustainability. in attendance at the forum to hear what important points,” Sanders said. “It’s exciting to watch and embrace the experts had to say. “I’m a part of the Among the students in the audience was junior this,” she said. accounting association and I thought it James Kertcher. He said, “I really enjoyed the perfor- Rabkin explained how his com- would be a good learning experience,” mance. The message I got from Deanna and Chris’s pany, Deconstruction Manage- he said. performance was that consent is very loosely defined, ment, preserves materials of Sgro said he found the discussion and that is why it is so important to ask and make sure buildings that are past their useful life and redirects on renewable energy particularly interesting. “I liked both parties are willing. They gave a clear message this material for uses other than landfills. He described how they mentioned that going green can actually save while keeping it fun and interactive the whole time.” a recent success story that the company experienced money,” he said. Junior Mary Gleason, another member of the audi- when they took down a deteriorating church building Senior Christina Pintenich said she found it interesting ence, agreed and said she learned a lot. “You need to be and recovered some of its materials. In the process, they that sustainability is such a significant initiative in the mindful of the other person and what they’re thinking in discovered a time capsule (that would have otherwise accounting firm. a situation, because everybody can get different signals ended up in a landfill) filled with news articles, coins “It’s like a whole new phenomenon in the business from different things,” she said. dating back to 1915 and a document from the church’s world,” she said. Campus Calendar : Feb. 28 – March 6

28 Thursday 1 Friday 2 Saturday 3 Sunday 4 Monday 5 Tuesday 6 Wednesday SUPB hosts off- Spring Break begins campus concert, after last class. Muse, at Quicken Have a safe and relaxing Spring Break! Loans Arena in Cleveland at 7 p.m. 4 Arts & Life Feb. 28, 2013 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Announcing the winners of JCU’s celebrity look-alike contest Stars on campus...

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Sophomore Sam Miihlbach

Junior Dom Ciccantelli Photo from celebbuzz.com

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Entertainment Calendar Check out what’s happening in Cleveland this week! 2.28 3.1 3.2 3.3 Muse Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Natural Born Killers Pancake Breakfast Quicken Loans Arena LA Clippers Cedar Lee Theater Frostville Museum 7 p.m. Quicken Loans Arena Midnight 9 a.m. $50 7:30 p.m. $5 $6 $50 Arts & Life 5 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com Feb. 28, 2013 Pick-Up Line Peace, Justice & Human Rights program to host film festival of the Week Alexandra Higl The Human Rights Watch Film Arts & Life Editor Festival’s intent is to allow audi- “Did the sun ences to see controversial issues come up, or did JCU’s Peace, Justice & Human from a different perspective, while Rights program has announced a engaging in a form of artistic ex- you just smile at first. On March 16, the program pression. As stated on their website, me?” the films are meant to “bring to life will be holding a film festival from Have a pick-up line human rights abuses through story- 1 p.m. to 6 p.m. in room 226 of the you’d like to share telling in a way that challenges each Administration Building. with us? Submit it to Over 500 films were screened at individual to empathize and demand [email protected]. the and New York Human justice for all people.” Rights Watch Film Festival. Three The afternoon-long film festival award-winning films from that on March 16 is free and open to the festival that have been traveling public. More information can be to cities in Canada, the U.K. and found at http://sites.jcu.edu/pjhr or Free Tickets! the U.S. were chosen by Justice by calling (216) 397-6656. & Human Rights program direc- JCTV-4, along with their local tor Richard Clark and the PJHR Advisory Committee to be shown entertainment news segment to the JCU community. Hipster's Corner, is giving away “Salaam Dunk,” “Putin’s Kiss” and “Call Me Kuchu” will be a pair of tickets FREE to local shown back-to-back. shows at the Grog Shop this The festival is aimed at reach- ing out to students, faculty and semester! staff through a new approach in order to raise awareness and pro- voke thought about human rights If you want to win a pair of and social justice issues. tickets to see “Carlos Jones and The films center on inter- national issues, ranging from the P.LU.S. Band” on March 2, Middle Eastern conflict, to political email johncarrolltelevision@ struggles in Russia to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender laws in gmail.com. Uganda. According to Clark, “The Check out “J-See-You on award-winning films were chosen due to a belief that they would be Campus” for reviews of shows of interest to our students and the during Hipster's Corner as well local community. They focus on the human struggle for dignity and as other local entertainment respect and highlight the coura- news. geous actions taken by individu- als to protect and promote human rights.” Photos from imdb.com ‘Harlem Shake’ takes the nation–and JCU– by storm Early Mona Lisa Gina Torek stage at the recent Burberry show origniated in 1981 by a Harlem painting judged authentic The Carroll News at London Fashion Week, “that it’s resident, Al B. In the same article, all in the shoulders” and it’s not Al B described its background, say- Madeline Smanik Vinci. They have concluded that the The Carroll News Whether it’s supermodels Cara the “rubbish” (mimicking a thrust- ing it was “a drunken state, it’s an Isleworth Mona Lisa was painted Delevingne and Jourdan Dunn, ing gesture) that we see in Filthy alcoholic shake, but it’s fantastic; sometime between 1410 and 1455. the Peanuts Gang or John Car- Frank’s video. everybody loved it, and everybody Earlier this month, a Swit- This makes it significantly older roll’s own students, they’re all on So, if there’s all of this fuss appreciates it.” zerland-based art institution an- than the Paris Mona Lisa, which is target with the latest trend in pop about the new portrayal of the cul- For the time between the dance’s nounced that an older version of believed to be from between 1503 culture – the “Harlem Shake,” by tural dance, known as the Harlem origin in 1981 and the rather differ- the Mona Lisa has been authenti- and 1506. Alfonso Rubino, an Ital- unknown artist Baauer. In a time Shake, then what exactly is it? In ent “Harlem Shake” now, the dance cated as an original. This particular ian geometrist, is very familiar with where these trends have a rather a recent article by The Daily Dot, found itself in many music videos portrait of Lisa del Giocondo, da da Vinci’s work due to his analysis short-lived popularity, this latest the origin of the dance (not the throughout the years by Eve, Nelly Vinci’s model for the Mona Lisas, of the Vitruvian Man. After examin- craze seems to be taking viral to song) is revealed. The dance move and Kelly Rowland. depicts a much younger woman. ing the Isleworth painting, he agreed It shows del Giocondo about 20 that it is indeed authentic. a new level. Freshman Michael Hurley’s friend introduced him to the video, years younger than she appears Now, a bigger question has inspiring him to make a JCU XC Harlem Shake video in his room Information in this article was in the Mona Lisa currently on arisen: Is the new Harlem Shake in Murphy Hall. According to Hurley, there were approximately taken from the Huffington Post, craze related to Harlem and its display in the Louvre. Not only is 13 people in his video, with the designated dancer being his the painting of the same woman, The Guardian, BBC News and famous dance move at all? The resident assistant, sophomore Dave Schillero. Times Newsfeed. answer is no. but it also shows her in nearly In the majority of the parody “Just a couple days ago I saw the ‘Harlem reacts to the same position as her portrait videos, especially that of popular the Harlem Shake,’ and I felt terrible. We were kind of several decades later. This recently authenticated YouTube account, Filthy Frank, we disrespecting Harlem, and it’s not really the real Harlem see plenty of thrusting and dancers painting is called the Isleworth “dry humping air,” according to a Shake.” – Freshman Michael Hurley Mona Lisa, after the London town Harlem resident. Another said, “I where it was purchased by art feel like they’re disrespecting us,” collector Hugh Blaker in 1913. in an interview by Schlepp Films. Unveiled in Geneva this past Sep- Also, in the interview with tember, the Isleworth Mona Lisa Harlem residents, they all denied was initially believed to be a copy it was the actual Harlem Shake, of the well-known Mona Lisa in with an expression of confusion Paris. During the period in which on their faces. Freshman Michael da Vinci created these portraits, it Hurley who coordinated one of was common for admired artwork JCU’s renditions of the Harlem to be copied. Duplicates of the Shake saw these interviews and Mona Lisa were numerous, and said it was never their intention to when the Isleworth Mona Lisa was hurt anyone’s feelings, and it was shown last year, many dismissed it all done in good fun. as a 16th-century imitation. You could get onto YouTube After carrying out tests on the Photo from .co.uk recently unveiled painting, experts The disputed Isleworth and see model Jourdan Dunn’s, Photo from youtube.com opinion about the real Harlem at the Swiss Federal Institute of painting of the Mona Shake. She made it known back- John Carroll’s cross country team joined the Harlem Shake craze. Technology believe that it actu- Lisa has been verified as ally was painted by Leonardo da authentic. 6 Sports Feb. 28, 2013 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Mentz’s Minute JCU baseball opens season with two wins in three games Blue Streaks travel to West Virginia over weekend to take on CWRU, Allegheny Brendan Gulick came through for John Carroll’s Staff Reporter first win of 2013. Herringshaw hit Zach Mentz Head baseball coach Marc Thi- a sacrifice fly to left field, allowing Sports Editor beault and the John Carroll Blue Lauer to score and securing the 4-3 Embrace the Streaks opened the 2013 campaign walk-off win. last weekend in Beckley, W.Va., Sophomore pitcher Anthony inevitable: Baseball with a talent-laden squad that has Libertini tossed 5.2 strong innings, high expectations. After three well allowing only two earned runs while season is back pitched games and an offensive striking out five. At the close of every baseball explosion on Saturday afternoon, While the first contest came season, I take some time to brace the Blue and Gold returned home down to the wire, the back end of for the upcoming winter weather. with a 2-1 record and are primed the doubleheader held little drama, Like most people, I can’t stand for a Spring Break trip to Port as Thibeault and company rolled to winter weather. I hate it. Despise Charlotte, Fla. an 8-1 win. it. Having grown up in Rochester JCU opened play on Friday John Carroll exploded for six and attended school in Cleveland, morning against backyard rival Case runs in the fifth inning, highlighted it’s safe to say that I’ve dealt with Western Reserve University, which by a bases clearing, three-run double more than enough New York and enters 2013 off of the two best sea- by Herringshaw and a mammoth Ohio winters. sons in its program’s history. Photos courtesy of JCU Sports Information two-run round-tripper from Spagna. For months on end, the snow Junior pitcher Jimmy Spagna Junior pitcher Jimmy Spagna started for JCU in the team’s Sophomore shortstop Mark Huddle pours down from above while the took the hill for the Blue Streaks season opener, allowing two earned runs in five innings. added a solo blast in the ninth in- wind blows harshly into your face. after making a program-record 13 unearned run in the top of the fifth 2-out, 2-run double in the home half ning for good measure. Sophomore During each and every winter day, starts in 2012. He would throw five that put them ahead for good. put the Blue Streaks ahead, 3-1. pitcher Andrew Doring shut down I’m left shivering and hoping – hop- good innings and allow only two Despite the loss, JCU cranked The Gators would not go away the Gators in 5.2 innings, allowing ing for warm weather to return as earned runs, but walked away with a out 11 hits and had at least one base- though, scoring in both the sixth and only one run on four base hits while soon as possible; hoping for the sun tough-luck loss in the 4-3 defeat. runner in every inning. seventh innings to tie the game at punching out six. to beat down on me again. Most of Senior centerfielder Joe Veltri John Carroll took out its frus- 3-3, as a dramatic finish drew near. Collectively, the Blue Streaks all, I’m hoping for baseball season had a tremendous opening day, go- trations from the hard-fought loss Senior catcher Chet Lauer led banged out 30 base hits and limited to return. ing 3-for-5 on the afternoon. Veltri against the Allegheny Gators on off the home half of the ninth inning Case and Allegheny to only one At least half a dozen times be- scored the first run of the season on Saturday during both games of a with a sharp single to left-center multi-run inning. Furthermore, the fore, I’ve sat down at a computer, junior third baseman Mitch Her- double header. field. Sabatino bunted Lauer to Blue and Gold did not make an error and I’ve done exactly as I’m doing ringshaw’s double to right-center In the first game, senior desig- second, and after a pitching change, in either game on Saturday. now: writing a column welcoming field. Veltri also had an RBI single in nated hitter Aaron Miller blasted the Veltri and freshman outfielder The Blue Streaks begin a stretch back baseball season. Yet no matter the second inning. Though JCU tied first pitch he saw in the top of the Rob Cifelli drew walks to load the of eight games in the Sunshine State how many times I write these words, the ball game at 3-3 on sophomore second inning over the scoreboard in bases for Herringshaw (a 2012 All- on Sunday, March 3 with a double it never gets old: Welcome back, second baseman Bobby Sabatino’s left field to give John Carroll a 1-0 Mideast Region infielder). header against Bluffton University. baseball season. RBI base-knock in the home half lead. Allegheny got a run back in the Just as he did all throughout All eight games will be broadcast I know, I know. There’s still of the fourth, the Spartans got an top of the fifth frame, but Spagna’s 2012, the slugging third baseman live on jcusports.com. snow on the ground in most parts of the country. And while basketball and hockey are currently in mid-sea- son form, you can rest assured that baseball season is slowly making its High expectations for young Blue Streaks softball squad push back towards relevance. MLB Spring Training games To build on success of 2012, many untested players must step up to the plate officially began this past week- end. College baseball teams have Joe Ginley season in batting average (.357), at already begun their regular season Assistant Sports Editor bats (157), hits (56) and home runs (5). Junior Angelia Locey, who saw campaigns as well. All across the For a young, talented JCU soft- significant time last season, will also country, at varying levels of compe- ball team that advanced to the look to snag a spot in the lineup for tition, baseball teams are kicking the NCAA Division III Regionals last the Blue Streaks this season. icicles off their cleats and stepping year, the 2013 season holds much Brady leads this year’s stable of back out onto the diamond. It’s a excitement and promise. Though the outfielders. She racked up a .287 beautiful thing, isn’t it? Blue Streaks graduated five seniors, batting average and drove in 20 runs This is the time of year where many of whom were starters, John last year. Morgan Robinson will we slowly, but surely, transcend Carroll has a wealth of young talent look to become a key cog of JCU’s from frigid, bitter weather towards on its roster. offensive machine. She batted .244 the early spring season. After the JCU head coach Erin Brooks in 82 at bats in her sophomore cam- early spring weather comes the has the softball program headed paign. Junior Nicole Fluharty also peak of mid-summer weather. Just in the right direction. In 2011, the hopes to see more time this year. like that, before you even know it, Blue Streaks secured a share of As a whole, the Blue Streaks have it’s suddenly the middle of July, the OAC softball regular season a great deal of young talent. Anyone and baseball season is in full swing. title for the first time in program Photo courtesy of JCU Sports Information can easily come out of nowhere and Funny how that works, isn’t it? history. In 2012, JCU reached the Led by head coach Erin Brooks, the softball program looks to have a breakout year. The Blue and Slowly the temperatures will NCAA Division III Regionals, the continue its success in 2013. Gold have a roster stockpiled with rise, and just as the weather contin- farthest NCAA Tournament run in many talented players. ues to improve, so will the mood of the program’s history. But Brooks “We do a lot of rotating: there’s no the mound last season, accruing an “I have a lot of confidence in the average individual. Maybe I’m has not set any overarching goals set line-up when we’re down there,” 8-7 record and 5.12 ERA. “It is go- them, and I’m really looking for- wrong, but I’d like to think there’s a for 2013. The seventh-year head Brooks said. “I start to solidify some ing to be important that Trisha steps ward to how this year plays out,” correlation between baseball season coach instead wants her team to positions by the end of the week, up this year and takes on that [top] Brooks said. returning and people generally be- carry a day-by-day mentality into from what I’ve seen, but I do give role,” Brooks said. Another player Segments of this story were pub- ing happier. the season. everybody the opportunity to show who will see increased time on the lished on jcusports.com. So if I’m asking one thing of Catcher Mackenzie Griffin, the me what they’ve got.” mound is Rachel Byrnes. She did you, it’s this: Embrace the weather. lone senior on the roster, agrees In order to get through the long not pitch a lot as a freshman, but will Embrace the fact that you can soon with the philosophy. “Day after day, season and make a significant play- see significant innings this season. JCU Club Hockey go outside again without dreading you need to focus on where you are off run, a number of Blue Streaks Griffin will hold down the catch- it. And most of all, embrace the then, and don’t look too far ahead, will need to step up. Stellar seasons er spot again this season. She did National Tournament fact that baseball season is officially because you need to play every day from Griffin, junior Colleen Brady, well at the position in 2012, hitting Information back in action. In our neck of the in order to get to that goal.” junior Samantha Becker and junior for a .319 average and knocking woods, we certainly don’t see the This mindset is perfect for the Trisha Pike will be especially cru- in 22 runs. “[She] definitely has a What: 2013 ACHA Men’s Division sun enough. So embrace the tran- Blue Streaks, who face a grueling cial for JCU. But, while these four big job in front of her. I absolutely I National Championships sition from later winter, to early 40-game schedule, including 20 players are particularly important think that she, for one, can step up Where: Chicago (Hosted by Robert spring to mid-summer, because soon matchups within the ever-tough to JCU’s success, “All 19 [players] and take that responsibility.” Brooks Morris University) enough, baseball season will have Ohio Athletic Conference. As is are very key,” Brooks said. “Our stated. When: March 1-6 passed by again, and we’ll be left tradition for the Blue Streaks, the success is going to rely on all 19 In the infield, only one full-time Games for #20 seed JCU: bracing for the cold. season will start in early March at of us.” starter returns in Samantha Becker. Vs. #13 Liberty University, March 1 Follow @ZachMentz on the National Training Center tour- Starting with the team’s pitchers, The junior middle infielder will @ 8:30 p.m. Twitter or email him at nament in Florida. The trip will be Pike will be heavily relied upon in play a key role, especially on of- (If JCU wins) Vs. #4 Ohio Univer- [email protected] critical in evaluating a young roster. 2013. She saw significant time on fense. Becker led John Carroll last sity, March 2 @ 7:30 p.m. Sports 7 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com Feb. 28, 2013 Maravalli steps down as JCU women’s basketball coach Joe Ginley of the OAC Tournament on Monday, Feb. 18 coached four All-OAC first-teamers, eight The 14-year JCU head coach was also an as- Assistant Sports Editor by a score of 60-53. The Blue Streaks lost on Academic All-OAC players and an OAC sistant coach at Manchester (Ind.) College and the road to Mount Union one day later in the Great Lakes Region Rookie of the Year. In Swarthmore College (Pa.). Less than a week after leading the Blue quarterfinals, 82-63. recent history, Maravalli tutored one of the Maravalli graduated from Susquehanna Streaks to the quarterfinal round of the Ohio Maravalli took over as head coach prior to best players in JCU women’s basketball his- University in 1993. A standout basketball

Athletic Conference Tournament, Kristie Mar- the 1999-2000 season and has since helped tory, Lee Jennings, as well as outstanding player for the Crusaders, she was an all- Photo courtesty of JCU Sports Information avalli decided to step down as head women’s JCU be a competitor in the OAC. junior forward Missy Spahar and standout conference player three times. basketball coach after 14 years. In 14 seasons, she accumulated a record of junior point guard Allie Lustig. Maravalli also served as track and field Her decision was announced late Monday 161-201. Maravalli inherited a team that won Prior to her arrival at JCU, Maravalli assistant coach, strength and conditioning afternoon. a mere six games in the 1998-1999 season served as an assistant coach under Jenny coordinator for women’s athletics and as The Blue and Gold recorded a record of and breathed life back into the JCU women’s Przekwas at St. Francis College (Pa.), helping moderator of the Student-Athlete Advisory 13-12 in the regular season. Maravalli’s squad basketball program. the Red Flash reach their fourth consecutive Committee during different parts of her John defeated Marietta at home in the first round In the past eight seasons, Maravalli has NCAA Division I Championship tournament. Carroll career. Indoor Track and Field teams conclude season at OAC Championships Haley Turner sophomore John Cameron Photo courtesty of JCU Sports Information The Carroll News with a 2:00.38. Finish- ing just behind him, in Men’s Track and Field ninth place, was fresh- Coming off a seventh place finish at the man Dan Loya (2:00.98). Indoor Ohio Athletic Conference Champion- The men’s 1,000-meter ships last year, the John Carroll University run was also a success, Blue Streaks were underdogs for this year’s with three Blue Streaks competition, to say the least. With the OACs coming in the top eight. taking place at Ohio Northern University on Freshman Pat O’Brien Friday, Feb. 22 and Saturday, Feb. 23, the came in fourth (2:32.93), Blue Streaks pulled off the most impressive followed by senior Pat finish in men’s track and field history, taking Burns (sixth, 2:37.31) second place behind the University of Mount and junior Chuck Mule Union. (eighth, 2:38.34). John Photos courtesy of Haley Turner Senior Mike Minjock proved to be a vital Cameron and Burns also The JCU indoor track and field teams gather for a group picture following the OAC Championships this part of the Blue Streaks’ success, placing finished fifth and sixth, re- past Saturday, Feb. 23. The men’s team finished second, while the women’s team placed sixth. second in the long jump, with a distance of spectively, in the one mile 7.22 meters. In addition, he came in third run, with times of 4:24.76 and 4:25.45. Jake Hirschmann a first place by one of JCU’s veteran runners. in the triple jump, clearing 13.65 meters, The Blue and Gold also dominated in the Staff Reporter Junior Nicki Bohrer set the tone for JCU by earning himself All-Conference honors in 3,000-meter run, with an impressive mark finishing first in the 1,000-meter run at a per- Women’s Track and Field both of his field events. However, Minjock’s of five Blue Streaks scoring in the top eight. sonal best time of 3:03.42. Turner was able talents weren’t limited to jumping. He also O’Brien finished third, with a time of 8:49.49, JCU ended the indoor track and field sea- to finish third in the event and also earned ran a 7.10 in the 60-meter dash, earning him shortly followed by Burns (fourth, 8:50.83), son on Saturday, Feb. 23 with a sixth place All-OAC honors. eighth place, and a 22.83 in the 200-meter senior Will Rial (fifth, 8:52.26), sophomore finish at the OAC Championships. Although John Carroll’s relay teams continued to dash, coming in fifth place overall. Johnny Honkala (sixth, 8:59.08) and fresh- the team did not finish as high as it had hoped impress on day two. The 4x400 relay team, Junior Anthony Chizmadia and sophomore man Matt Chojnacki (eighth, 9:01.78). Also after a successful regular season, there were consisting of sophomore Megan Martinko, Rocky Mitolo both earned season bests in the placing in the competitive 5,000-meter run many impressive individual performances at Creighton, Turner and Bohrer did the best, men’s shotput, as they came in fourth (15.08 was Rial with a time of 15:31.99, earning him the season finale. finishing in third at 4:11.65. meters) and fifth (14.80 meters), respectively. fifth place. Nick Wojtasik and Tadhg Karski On day one of competition, JCU was able “This season we have all worked together Mitolo also scored fifth in the weight throw, were ninth (15:54.71) and tenth (15:55.72), to gain necessary points in the distance med- in practice and made each other better,” said with a distance of 14.94 meters. respectively. ley event. JCU’s quartet of sophomore Haley Creighton. “At meets, we are all around the Freshman Will Cameron pulled off an ex- With a second-place finish, the Blue Turner, senior Maureen Creighton, junior track cheering and pushing each other to run citing third-place finish in the 400-meter dash, Streaks now have momentum on their side as Nicki Bohrer and freshman Angelica Bucci faster, throw farther and jump longer or higher with a time of 50.90. Finishing close behind in they prepare for the outdoor, spring season. highlighted the Blue Streaks’ day, finishing in ... I can’t wait to see what everyone does in seventh was sophomore Nick D’Amico, who “We have two months to work hard and third with a time of 12:51.69. Though day one outdoor.” ran a 51.24. Shortly after, senior Anthony Col- improve. I think we’re in a good position to was far from disappointing, day two was go- Mount Union defended its OAC title, bert and freshman Mike Hydzik scored fourth contend for an outdoor title,” said Rial. “I feel ing have to be much better if the Blue Streaks blowing away the field with 214 points. De- (1:08.46) and sixth (1:08.85), respectively, in honored to be part of such a special group of wanted to make a run for top three. spite a sixth-place finish, the season was still a the 500-meter run. people. It’s safe to say that with this group of Day two of the Championships consisted success, and JCU has a solid foundation going Placing eighth in the 800-meter run was Blue Streaks, anything is possible.” of more solid results for the team, including into the upcoming outdoor track season. Streaks of the Week

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Jimmy Spagna Mitchell Herringshaw Hannah Baumwell Will Cameron Nicki Bohrer junior junior sophomore freshman junior Spagna exhibited his skill The third baseman dis- The sophomore helped the The rookie runner helped The veteran competitor led as both a pitcher and hitter in played his talent from the plate Blue Streaks capture a 5-4 win JCU pick up a second-place the Blue and Gold on day two JCU’s first three games of the on Saturday’s doubleheader over Wooster on Saturday in finish at the OAC Champi- of the OAC Championships season. The junior allowed just against Allegheny. His sacri- the team’s opener. Baumwell onships. Cameron snatched on Saturday. Bohrer finished two earned runs in five innings fice fly knocked in JCU’s win- defeated Kimberly Carter 6-0 a third-place finish in the the 1,000-meter run with a Friday and was 2-5 with a two- ning run in the first game and in straight sets. She and sopho- 400-meter dash and was part personal best time of 3:03.42, run homer against Allegheny hit a bases-clearing double in more Erin Davies also beat of the 4x400 relay team that allowing her to take home gold on Saturday. the second contest. Carter and Melanie Chin 8-2. finished second in the event. in the event. 8 Business & Finance Feb. 28, 2013 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Sales forecasts lower amid payroll tax increase United Kingdom Anthony Ahlegian make the median income of about $50,000 look at their paycheck and see less money, Asst. Business & Finance Editor were receiving. Citigroup estimates that the it obviously impacts their mind-set about sees credit payroll tax increase will shift $110 billion spending.” On Jan. 1 of this year, a payroll tax overall out of consumers’ hands this year. According to a survey by the National increase was put into effect. The payroll Now that the payroll tax has increased, Trade Federation, a trade group, less take- downgrade tax increase put the payroll tax that funds many retailers, restaurants and companies home pay is causing 45.7 percent of consum- Social Security, among other things, up to that sell consumer goods are lowering ers to curtail spending. The survey also said 6.2 percent from 4.2 percent. This was due sales forecasts and adjusting their sales and that “a quarter of consumers are delaying The Associated Press to the expiration of what is referred to as the marketing strategies, according to The Wall big-ticket purchases, a third are reducing Credit ratings agency Moody’s Investors “payroll tax holiday.” Street Journal. These adjustments are being restaurant visits and about a fifth of shoppers Service downgraded Britain’s government A hot topic has been the recent end of the made in anticipation that consumers, now are spending less on groceries.” bond rating one notch from the top AAA to payroll tax holiday and what implications it with smaller paychecks, will dine out less While the payroll tax raise may have a AA1 Friday, saying sluggish growth and has on consumer spending going forward, and make less expensive purchases. negative effect on consumer spending go- rising debt were weakening the country’s as consumers are already faced with chal- Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the world’s largest ing forward, the “spending letdown” has medium-term outlook. lenges of increasing gas prices, stagnant retailer, is one notable example of a retailer been remarkably small so far. USA Today Treasury chief George Osborne said the wage growth and the general concern of that has expressed concerns about consumer reported recently that sales of gasoline are blow only redoubled his resolve “to deliver the job market. spending going forward. According to The up 2.8 percent so far this year, measuring by our economic recovery plan,” based on deep The payroll tax provision was enacted in WSJ, Wal-Mart has lowered their sales fore- gallons, and auto sales have climbed up 14 spending cuts. 2010 and cut the share paid by workers to casts and has “stocked more of its shelves percent from a year ago. Moody’s said “subdued” growth pros- fund Social Security out of their paycheck with cheaper products and smaller-size pack- Consumers are expected to experience a pects and a “high and rising debt burden” from 6.2 percent to 4.2 percent. This tem- ages of diapers, toilet paper and snacks.” The payroll tax spending shock. This shock will were weighing on the British economy. porary payroll tax holiday was designed to WSJ reported earlier this week that grocery hopefully wear off as consumers get accus- The agency said rising debt meant “a de- “help pull a stagnant economy out of the manufacturer Kraft Foods Group Inc. and tomed to the higher tax rate. For the sake of terioration in the shock-absorption capacity doldrums” by increasing consumer spend- meat supplier Tyson Foods Inc. are intro- the overall economy, it would be beneficial of the government’s balance sheet, which is ing, which accounts for roughly 70 percent ducing more lower-priced products to help for adverse affects from the payroll tax to unlikely to reverse before 2016.” of gross domestic product, according to restaurants and supermarkets “adapt to the not harm consumer spending on a large It said, though, that “the U.K.’s credit- nbcnews.com. The resumption of the levy consumer spending downshift.” enough scale. worthiness remains extremely high,” and at the beginning of 2013 brings the payroll Burger King Worldwide Inc. Chief Information from The Wall Street Journal, its outlook was stable. Moody’s said that “a tax up to 6.2 percent, and takes away the Financial Officer Dan Schwartz said in an NBC News and USA Today was used in this combination of political will and medium- annual $1,000 tax break that consumers who interview with The WSJ, “When people report. term fundamental underlying economic strengths will, in time, allow the government to implement its fiscal consolidation plan and reverse the U.K.’s debt trajectory.” Merger between office supply stores confirmed For the British government, the move was unwelcome but not unexpected. All three of the big rating agencies — Moody’s, Patrick Burns The two firms are the second and third is expected to emerge as victor, since he is Standard & Poor’s and Fitch — had placed Staff Reporter biggest office supply retailers behind roughly 20 years younger than the 73-year- Britain’s rating on negative watch, as the Staples. The merger helps the combined old Austrian. economy continues to struggle. Last Wednesday, Feb. 20, news of a company battle challenging changes to The transaction was almost halted the The Conservative-led government is merger that initially leaked out as a mistake the industry such as too many stores, more night prior to the announcement. The par- cutting 50 billion pounds ($80 billion) in was deemed official shortly after. Office technology in the workplace and increased ties had to decide on what would happen spending through 2015 in a bid to slash the Depot had accidentally leaked news of the competition. to the preferred shares of the private equity national debt, which stands at more than 1 deal in an earnings report and quickly erased The new company would aim to do more firm BC Partners, which happened to hold trillion pounds, over 70 percent of GDP. the announcement. online business and close overlapping stores. a large portion of Office Depot. Office Max Moody’s said it expected that level to Within a few hours, an official notice of The deal would save the new company wanted to find a fair way to open the door for peak at just over 96 percent of GDP in 2016. the $1.19 billion dollar transaction was re- roughly $400 to $600 million per year. the BC to reduce their stake. Ultimately BC Public sector borrowing remains stubbornly leased. The office supply behemoths Office The fate of other stores had been fac- decided to convert some of their preferred high, and is forecast by the government’s Max and Office Depot will fuse together to tored into the rationale of this deal. Office shares and maintain a five percent stake in Office for Budget Responsibility to be 120 create a new company with $18 billion in Max’s CEO Ravi Saligram cited the fate of the company. billion pounds for 2013. revenues. Borders and Circuit City who both ended The new office supply powerhouse has Critics say the government’s austerity Many investors cheered on this deal as up bankrupt due to their inflexible business an intriguing future ahead. Both Office Max policy has failed to kick-start the economy, it was seen as a necessary consolidation in models. Saligram believes that “this is not and Office Depot posted losses in the fourth which has been through two periods of the office supply industry. Yet some are con- about incremental progress,” implying that quarter of 2012, and it will be interesting to recession since 2008. fused to the simple details of the new firm the company had to be ready to consolidate see how their financial performance plays The U.K. emerged from a nine-month re- such as what it would be called, who would and change. out through 2013. cession in the third quarter, when GDP grew lead it and where it would be headquartered. Leadership has not been clearly defined It would not be surprising if at least in by 0.9 percent. But the economy contracted The shares of Office Depot and Office Max for the new company, but will be selected this year the company struggles as it works by a worse-than-expected 0.3 percent in the initially rose 9.4 percent and 21 percent before the deal closes. The boards of both through restructuring costs. But perhaps this last three months of 2012. respectively, but in within a day they had Office Max and Office Depot will put to- merger will create a stronger and more for- Glimmers of good news for the govern- tumbled by 16.7 percent and 21 percent. gether a committee to select a new CEO. In midable player in the office supply market. ment include a stable unemployment rate There are several key reasons as to why the running for the position are Saligram and Information from The Wall Street Journal — 7.8 percent in the last quarter — and was used in this report. this joining of forces was desirable. Office Depot CEO Neil Austrian. Saligram low interest rates. The yield on the 10-year Treasury bond fell over the year from 2.29 percent in February of 2012 to 2.11 percent now. 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1 Chinese government accused in hacking scandal Dan Kepple ligence circles, with the U.S. Air Force and Staff Reporter Navy setting up units dedicated to these purposes. In President Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address, he specifi- A computer security company released cally called for the improvement of cyber a report on Feb. 19 detailing how the security efforts, and had earlier signed an Chinese government has engaged in nu- executive order taking several measures to merous cyberwarfare attacks on the U.S. support that initiative. in recent years, claiming that it has even U.S. and Israeli intelligence agencies pinpointed the exact location the perpe- have also conducted cyberattacks of their trators are based in. The report issued own, utilizing a computer virus known as by Mandiant Corporation describes how “Stuxnet” to disrupt the Iranian nuclear nearly 150 American companies, many program. involved with components of the coun- China has angrily denied the accusa- AP try’s infrastructure, such as power grids, The Yuquan campus of Zhejiang University in Hangzhour in east China’s tions, claiming that hackers had been financial servers and air traffic control, Zhejiang province Thurs. Feb. 21. One of the units there has been used by hijacking its networks for malicious have been targeted by hackers stealing the People’s Liberation Army for hacking purposes. purposes, and called the Mandiant report classified information. baseless. The report concludes that the attacks the threat is originating in China, and we past several months Chinese hackers had The U.S. and China have experienced are conducted by a specialized cyberwar- wanted to do our part to arm and prepare targeted its employees and databases. But a see-saw relationship over the past few fare unit of the People’s Liberation Army security professionals to combat that threat the latest report is one of the most compre- decades. This scandal is just another one to (China’s military), known as Unit 61398, effectively,” the report urged. hensive public documents implicating the add to the list of events that have circulated as the sources of the attacks are concen- Allegations of Beijing conducting cy- Chinese government in the matter. between the two nations. trated around the unit’s headquarters in berwarfare are not new; in late January, Cyberwarfare has become an increas- Information from The New York Times Shanghai. “It is time to acknowledge The New York Times reported that for the ingly important field in military and intel- was used in this report. 2 Hamid Karzai orders US soldiers to leave The Taliban have staged numerous attacks managed to detonate the explosives-packed against U.S.-led coalition forces in the prov- vehicle, killing two intelligence agents and ince. In August 2011, insurgents shot down wounding three others, according to a state- a Chinook helicopter, killing 30 American ment by the intelligence agency. Provincial troops, mostly elite Navy SEALs, in Wardak. government spokesman Ahmad Zia Abdulzai The crash was the single deadliest loss for U.S. confirmed the casualty toll and said the build- forces in the war. ing was damaged in the attack. “Those Afghans in these armed groups who A guard also shot and killed a man in an are working with the U.S. special forces, the SUV filled with dynamite that was targeting defense minister asked for an explanation of an NDS building on a busy street in Kabul, who they are,” Faizi said. “Those individuals not far from NATO headquarters. The explo- should be handed over to the Afghan side so sives in the back of the vehicle were defused. that we can further investigate.” Blood stained the driver’s seat and the ground Ceasing all such operations could have a where security forces dragged out the would- negative impact on the coalition’s campaign to be attacker. go after Taliban leaders and commanders, who Shortly before the Jalalabad attack, a Afghan President Hamid Karzai adresses Afghan military and reporters. Karzai AP are usually the target of such operations. suicide attacker detonated a minivan full of has ordered the withdrawal U.S. special forces due perceived usage of torture. The U.S. statement said only that the an- explosives at a police checkpoint in Pul-i-Alam nouncement was “an important issue that we on the main highway between Kabul and Logar The Associated Press in a statement. intend to fully discuss with our Afghan counter- province. One policeman was killed and two Also Sunday, a series of attacks in eastern parts. But until we have had a chance to speak others were wounded, along with a bystander, Afghanistan showed insurgents remain on the with senior Government of the Islamic Repub- according to the NDS. Afghanistan’s president ordered all U.S. offensive even as U.S. and other international lic of Afghanistan officials about this issue, we Also in Logar province, which is due south special forces to leave a strategically important forces prepare to end their combat mission by are not in a position to comment further.” of Kabul, a man wearing a suicide vest was eastern province within two weeks because of the end of 2014. The brazen assaults, which occurred within stopped by police as he tried to force his way allegations that Afghans working with them are Presidential spokesman Aimal Faizi said the a three-hour timespan, were the latest to strike into the police headquarters for Baraki Barak torturing and abusing other Afghans. decision to order the American special forces Afghan forces, who have suffered higher casu- district, said Din Mohammad Darwesh, the The decision Sunday seems to have sur- to leave Wardak province was taken during a alties this year as U.S. and other foreign troops provincial government spokesman. The at- prised the coalition and U.S. Forces Afghani- meeting of the National Security Council be- gradually take a back seat and shift responsibil- tacker detonated his vest while being searched, stan, a separate command. Americans have cause of the alleged actions of Afghans who are ity for security to the government. wounding one policeman, according to Dar- frequently angered the Afghan public over considered linked to the U.S. special forces. The deadliest attack occurred just after wesh and the NDS. issues ranging from Qurans burned at a U.S. He said all special forces operations were to sunrise — a suicide car bombing at the gate of Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid base to allegations of civilian killings. cease immediately in the restive province next the National Directorate of Security compound claimed responsibility for the Jalalabad attack “We take all allegations of misconduct seri- to Kabul, which is viewed as a gateway to the in Jalalabad, 125 kilometers (78 miles) east and two others in the eastern province of Logar ously and go to great lengths to determine the capital and has been the focus of counterinsur- of Kabul. in an email to reporters. He did not address the facts surrounding them,” the U.S. forces said gency efforts in recent years. Guards shot and killed the driver, but he attempted assault in Kabul. 11 The Carroll News Worldwww.jcunews.com News Feb. 28, 2013 Katelyn’s Candor: 3 Benghazi files to be 4 First female becomes Government destruction at its finest released to Senate S. Korea’s president

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Last Sept. 11, a heavily armed group attacked an American diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya. Four Americans were Katelyn DeBaun killed in the attack, including U.S. Ambassador to Libya Chris- Asst. World News Editor topher Stevens. Since then, there has been much controversy It took nearly two months after President on the attack. Sen. John McCain has several times claimed a Barack Obama nominated former Republican massive cover-up on the Benghazi attack. Sen. Chuck Hagel as defense secretary for the Lawmakers have been disappointed in the way that the Senate to confim him. But during that two attack was handled by the Obama administration and what month period , he had been subjected to numer- information was given on the attack to the American people. ous Senate hearings regarding his views on the Reason to call the Benghazi attack a cover-up came from a wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. strong Republican belief that President Barack Obama and his AP Now, many government officials finally administration downplayed the attack during the presidential Park Geun-hye was sworn in as president of South Korea. confirmed Hagel this week. This was even after election. The CIA and the Obama administration had taken their Geun-hye is the first female to be elected as president of one of these individuals, Sen. John McCain time confirming that the attack was an act of terror rather than the country. (R-Ariz.), had been considered one of Hagel’s an incident that resulted from protests of an anti-Muslim film. greatest obstacles to become the next defense In the initial CIA report, the attack was linked to al-Qaida. The Associated Press secretary. The report was later changed to describing those involved as Early last week, McCain reported that he “extremists.” does not believe that Hagel is fit for the job. Park Geun-hye took office as South Korea’s first female president On Feb. 22, the White House agreed to turn over emails Additionally, 15 Republican senators wrote Monday, returning to the presidential mansion she had known as the and intelligence reports related to the Benghazi attack to the a letter to the White House suggesting that daughter of a dictator, and where she will respond to the volatile North Senate Intelligence Committee, according to a congressional Obama should withdraw Hagel’s nomination, Korea, which tested a nuclear device two weeks ago. aide. National Security Council spokesman Vietor citing Hagel’s lack of bipartisan support as their At her inauguration, a band played a military march before a crowd reported that the White House has already sent over 10,000 reasoning. of tens of thousands, including U.S. National Security Adviser Tom pages of related material to the Senate Intelligence Committee, Yes, Hagel is a Republican who is entering Donilon, Thai Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra and Japanese which included related documents, witness interviews, hours the Cabinet of a Democratic president. Other Deputy Prime Minister Taro Aso. Before Park took her oath of office, of testimony and staff briefings. members of his party dislike him because he South Korean superstar PSY performed his global hit “Gangnam Style.” To further this investigation along, the Senate has demanded doesn’t always carry the same views as many Children and the elderly alike joined him in the contagious horse-riding documents and emails from the White House as a condition to other Republicans. For one, he disagreed with dance he made famous in the song’s video. the voting on the nomination of John Brennan for CIA director. George W. Bush’s choices during the Iraq War, Park’s last stint in the presidential Blue House was bookended by These emails include debates by national security officials on mainly the troop surge, calling it “the most tragedy: At 22, she cut short her studies in Paris to return to Seoul and how to describe the attack. dangerous foreign policy blunder in this coun- act as President Park Chung-hee’s first lady after an assassin targeting But how quickly the Senate nominates Brennan depends on try since Vietnam.” Hagel also called George her father instead killed her mother; she left five years later, in 1979, if the lawmakers are satisfied with administration response to W. Bush the worst president since Herbert after her father was shot and killed by his spy chief during a drinking their requests for more information. Hoover. party. John Brennan is also being questioned on whether the McCain, who opposed Hagel’s potential role She began her first day as president with lawmakers deadlocked administration would authorize the use of drones for targeted in Obama’s cabinet, carries a grudge against over her government restructuring plans, which include newly created American killings on American soil. Brennan responded that Hagel’s views on Bush and Iraq. Unlike many or revamped ministries. the administration has no intention of doing so. Republicans, Hagel is not a war hawk. He Much has also been made of Park’s role as a trailblazer for women Currently, Democrats members on the Senate Intelligence does not often see war as a viable solution. in South Korea, which is still a largely male-dominated society. The Committee are asking for information from the White House Meanwhile, McCain explained on Fox News income gap between men and women is the widest among the world’s on the targeted killings of Americans overseas by drones, as last week that Hagel is against “his own party most developed countries. But Park gave only two of 18 Cabinet posts to well. and people.” McCain has also explained that Information from the Huffington Post, CNN and the CBS women. Late liberal former President Roh Moo-hyun, Lee’s predecessor, he agreed with Bush’s actions regarding Iraq on Evening News was used in this report. named four women to his Cabinet when he took over in 2003. numerous occasions. What this appears to be, however, is the Republicans’ lack of will to approve anything the president believes would be helpful toward 5 Questions persist as pope plans to resign the country. Obama chose Hagel to be the next defense secretary because he believed that Sam Lane Hagel, as a Republican, would be able to draw World News Editor more bipartisan support to end the war in Af- ghanistan. However, that hope for support has now led to a greater gap between Republicans On Sunday, Feb. 24, Pope Benedict and Democrats. XVI celebrated what would be his last Despite the GOP’s attempts to block Hagel’s prayer ceremony to the public in St. confirmation with senate hearings, he was Peter’s Square, according to CNN. This fianlly confirmed. This was in part due to the follows his shocking announcement earlier fact that there is the Democratic majority in the this month that he would be the first pope Senate. Hagel’s confirmation leaves five more to resign in 600 years. His last official act- Cabinet members to be confirmed, including the ing day as pope will be today, Feb. 28. secretary of the treasury, secretary of the interior His resignation from the papacy has and secretary of transportation. led to many questions all over the world. Why on earth did this have to take so

These range from simple ones, such as AP long? how the soon-to-be ex-pope plans to live Observers view the monitor of Pope Benedict XVI giving his last sermon on There was once a day when a president was out his remaining days in retirement. Sunday, Feb. 25. The pope announced two weeks ago that he would resign the able to have his Cabinet members confirmed But there are other serious questions and papacy on Feb. 28. Many still question the reason for this decision. with little to no delay. Many reasons that the speculations, such as the true reasons for postponement in Hagel’s confirmation oc- the pope’s resignation, as well as several ing to CNN, there were speculations that but has done little to stop the spread of currded was due to the fact that as a Republican scandals that have plagued the Catholic his decision was the result of a sex scandal such activity. entering a Democrat’s administration, he was Church, according to CNN. regarding other church figures. These still Most agree that the next pope will have a “controversial” choice. However, this is not When Benedict announced that he remain as speculations. a lot more work to do when handling the so. If Obama had chosen a Democrat, the GOP planned to resign, the 85-year-old claimed Other rumors which have persisted abuse scandal. would have found another way to get his second it was due to his advanced age, accord- appear much more viable. Many link the Upon finishing his final sermon, the term off to a rocky start. It is unavoidable. ing to The Wall Street Journal. To many pope’s resignation to the growing priest pope recited the Angelus prayer. His pa- However, it would be helpful if Republican observers, this appeared to be somewhat abuse scandals within the Catholic Church. pacy will officially end tonight, Feb. 28. leaders could get back to doing their jobs: help- plausible, since they believed the pope Although these scandals had been preva- According to a Vatican spokesman, ing to pass legislation that will better the country appeared tired. Nevertheless, it still sur- lent before Benedict XVI, their prevalence the pope plans to lead a reclusive life in rather than standing in America’s way. prised many due to the fact that the pope increased through greater media coverage. a monastery in the Vatican, under the title traditionally serves until death. Many have accused the pope of not doing of “his Holiness.” Darker rumors have begun to circulate, enough to bring the issue to the table. Oth- Information from The Wall Street Jour- Contact Katelyn DeBaun at particularly in the Italian media. Accord- ers agree that he has addressed the topic nal and CNN was used in the report. [email protected]

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Blue Streaks take a stand for women Last week, the John Carroll community witnessed two flash mobs on campus intended to rally students to take a stand for victims of domestic violence. The flash mobs were organized by the program One Billion Rising, a movement directed by activist Eve Ensler. The flash mobs were, in fact, an international movement, and John Carroll joined the program through the Violence Preven- “ tion and Action Center as well as the JCU Dance Ensemble. The purpose was to unite with one billion others across the world on Valentine’s Day through dance. Students also coordinated the “Sex Signals” event last week, which addressed relationship violence among teens and college John Carroll students. Both events were mainly organized by student orga- Cartoon by Nicholas Sciarappa nizations with the interest of promoting awareness in the John Carroll community. The support from the administration for both events evidences NOTABLE QUOTABLE their genuine commitment to the issue, bringing all around suc- cess. The issue of domestic violence must be addressed thoroughly, and victims should know that John Carroll is a safe campus where “One of the more noble things the Oscars can they can feel free to share their experiences in a therapeutic set- ting. These organizations were successful in doing such, because their methods were both engaging and informative. do is pay attention to movies no one knows Students should look to these events as examples of how to highlight similar issues. about. Blockbusters don’t need much help.” Waist not – JCU takes on health issues This week, John Carroll teamed up with the Cleveland Center — Jeff Daniels, at the 77th Annual Oscar Awards for Eating Disorders to promote “Eating Disorder Awareness Week,” kicking off with an event held Monday evening. During the event, they showed a documentary highlighting “ the life and anxieties of a 12-year-old model. It also presented other themes, including the dangers of certain beauty products and strategies behind beauty campaigns. HIT & miss After the documentary, a panel of experts answered questions Hit: Spring break is next week miss: Midterms are this week Hit/ from the audience and discussed the effects of beauty campaigns miss: An Australian billionaire is planning to build a Titanic replica on young people, as well as the increasing prevalence of eating and launch it as a themed-cruise ship in 2016 Hit: A nonprofit or- disorders among teens and young adults. ganization is planning a possible human mission to Mars in 2018 It is critical for John Carroll, as well as other institutions, miss: Federal budget cuts, known as the sequester, totaling $85 to address this issue, since it can directly affect a significant number of students in the JCU community. The University billion could result in nearly 800,000 people losing their jobs Hit: should definitely direct more attention to this issue in the near South Korea made history on Monday after electing the country’s future by holding more forums that offer community, safety first woman president, Park Geun-hye miss: A hot air balloon crash and confidentiality. in Egypt killed 19 people, making it the deadliest balloon crash in The Student Health Center should get involved by giving over 20 years Hit/miss: Seth MacFarlane announced that he would medical attention to those in need and making sure that students never host the Oscars again, after receiving mixed reviews about know who they can talk to about anxieties, especially the Uni- miss: versity Counseling Center, RAs and fellow peers. his Sunday night appearance Scientists have found that Friends also have the responsibility to address the issue if sleeping next to your phone may lead to sleep-texting miss: Kristen they suspect a friend has a disorder. Furthermore, each indi- Stewart Hit: New home sales were reported to be 29 percent higher vidual must move away from the hyper-sexualized culture that than rates in January 2012 miss: A tour bus driver was injured when promotes such a superficial image of beauty and view the me- a wild turkey crashed into the windshield and shattered the glass dia from a more critical perspective. This includes discussing Email your hits & misses to [email protected] it openly and honestly, as well as acknowledging that it affects both men and women equally.

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Andrew Martin Again, I was left thinking look on Daltrey’s face when Business & Finance Editor The next day, we took the sub- about how influenced he saw his old bandmate and way to the Bronx and walked to Last weekend, I saw The my own interest in music, along friend playing again with the Dan Cooney the old Yankee Stadium, where the Who play at Value City Arena with virtually every other rock band showed me that the love Editor in Chief papal Mass was taking place. Nearly on the campus of The Ohio State band around today. The punk for music really never dies. I think it would be fair to say the 60,000 of us crammed into the old University. I know what you’re scene of the 1970s always paid Many people think bands announcement of Pope Benedict stadium, eager to share in this incred- thinking: It’s not exactly The tribute to The Who, especially such as The Rolling Stones, XVI’s resignation dropped a bomb- ible moment. Who without drummer Keith in the United Kingdom. The The Who or any other band in shell on the Roman Catholic Church When he came out in his “pope- Moon and bassist John Entwist- band’s repertoire reached across their 60s only tour or release worldwide. No one, except for maybe mobile” from the outfield, the sta- le. Half the band has already many different areas of music. new music for the money. The a small group of close friends and dium went crazy. We were all given passed away. Besides “,” The money doesn’t hurt, but watch- cardinals, saw this coming. white or yellow towels to wave as he That being said, Roger Dal- Who also dove into the rock ing Daltrey and Townshend Benedict is the first pope to resign made his way slowly along the outer trey and sound opera genre with “Tommy.” enjoy themselves on stage like since Gregory XII in 1415. However, edges of the field. His hand constantly just as good as when they “Tommy” has been performed they did at the height of their other members of Church hierarchy waved to the boisterous crowd as he were playing for crowds dur- on stage regularly throughout career proves that music can forced Gregory to resign. You have made his way to the altar. ing the British Invasion of the world since its inception. transcend the high payouts to go back to Celestine V in 1294 Our view of the Mass, unfortu- the 1960s. The tour is being The Who also had feature- given from live performances. to find a pope who last gave up his nately, was through a video screen billed as “Quadrophenia and length movies in “Tommy” and Entwistle, the late Who bassist, position willingly. the whole time. We called the outfield More.” “Quadrophenia” was the “Quadrophenia.” had a bass solo looped through Plenty of commentators have been bleachers home for the next few rock opera originally released In seventh grade, I started the sound system during the hit debating the pope’s legacy and the hours. The altar had a back wall, so in 1973 by the British Mod to play guitar, largely due to song “5:15.” issues he has faced during the eight we couldn’t actually see the pope rock outfit. The band barreled watching old concerts with Pete I really thought it was a nice years of his papacy – everything hold Mass. But there was a plus side through the album from start to Townshend hammering away at touch to show appreciation for from the clergy abuse scandal to to our seats: We had all of the media finish in front of a packed arena. his Gibson SG at Woodstock and the past members of the band “Vatileaks.” behind us. When I came back from As for me, I’ll always remember New York, someone said they saw Townshend’s guitar, Daltrey’s Leeds. Describing the band’s on stage. They were a large being a short distance away from me on CNN. powerful voice and Zak Starkey, live show as “eccentric” would part of the band’s progression Benedict during a memorable week- Today, the pope will abdicate the son of the ex-Beatle Ringo be an understatement. Between throughout the years, and not end in New York City. his place as leader of the Roman Starr, entertained the audience Townshend’s guitar smashing showing that appreciation on I was a junior in high school dur- Catholic Church and retire to a for a solid two-hour set. and Keith Moon’s bass drum ex- stage would have been wrong. ing the spring when the pope visited small monastery in Vatican City. The horn section was also plosions, The Who never failed New York. Our school received 17 We’ll wait throughout the conclave striking on such tracks as to entertain. During the middle Contact Andrew Martin at tickets for the papal Mass, available period for the white smoke and the “5:15,” as Townshend himself of the show, the band played [email protected] on a first-come, first-serve basis. words, “Habemus Papam!” (We Many of my friends instead decided have a pope!) to go on our school’s annual mission Questions continue to swirl re- Wonderword: trip to New York earlier in the year. garding the legacy of Benedict’s But for me, the decision was a papacy. Should he be defined by What does imbroglio mean? no-brainer. I put my deposit down and the events that took place during his secured my spot for the trip. To say I time as pope? Do his views shape was excited was an understatement. how we’ll remember him? Does his Before Benedict’s visit, the last resignation – the first in 602 years time the pope visited the U.S. was – mark his papacy? I’ll let the com- 1999, when John Paul II visited St. mentators and scholars answer those Louis. I figured that the trip was a questions. great opportunity to see the pope As for me, I want to remember celebrate Mass and share in a memo- Pope Benedict XVI for the mo- “A Spanish verb for replacing “A type of sewing machine.” “A cross between a zebra rable experience. I had never been to ment in history he shared with me a light fixture.” and a tiger.” the Big Apple before, so this trip also and countless thousands of other let me explore a new place. Catholics on that beautiful Sunday Sarah Ruppert, Megan Lowes, Melissa Fowler, Our group stayed in a hostel on in April. sophomore senior sophomore the Upper West Side of Manhattan Contact Dan Cooney at for the duration of our trip. But we [email protected] Imbroglio: A complicated and embarrassing state of things The Bayer Necessities: The (almost) penULTIMATE no Google; but like that friendly 1999 At the end of the day, I just enjoy (yes, I’m talking about you, feminists and talents vary, but the common search engine butler, I still do my best. writing. Everyone has something to and Greeks) or just to look like you’re denominator is chance. We all have In fact, a lot of the time I answer ques- say, and I have the rare opportunity not sitting by yourself in the cafeteria, the chance to do great things with tions that nobody was asking. I guess to broadcast that something to anyone you are the one with the responsibility our own abilities, and we need to I just get it. who cares to read it. to ACT. exploit that in order to be the best Brian Bayer But last week, a friend keenly However, the reason I write is It’s easy to become jaded by “the we can be. Managing Editor observed that lately the tone of my much deeper than that. Since I put man” or to feel like there’s something Don’t let apathy seize your soul. The Penultimate or the Ultimate columns has had an air of finality. It’s a lot of thought into each column, I wrong with the world. Trust me, Death doesn’t come when your heart pen? true; I’m getting old, and quite frankly figure that I really don’t write to make there’s plenty wrong with the world. stops beating – it comes when your Every week, I collect my thoughts, I can’t hold this column space forever. people think – I have already done But that doesn’t mean that the world heart stops beating for something. sit down at my computer and write But fear not, loyal Blue Streak read- the thinking for you; I write to make is a bad place. It just means that you When I was a senior in high school, a column that I feel is somehow ers! I am not abandoning you. As Phil people feel. need to feel more genuinely and take I caught a bad case of senioritis. The relevant to the world (or at least our Collins so melodically said, “You’ll Depending on the subject or my action towards making it better. first couple years of college were a world). Sometimes, I hit the nail on be in my heart, always.” opinion on the subject, how people If something makes you laugh, decent remedy, but it has come back the head, like when I praised the true In my first column, almost three feel tends to change. The important spread that happiness. If something with a vengeance. In fact, I’m pretty masculinity of those who can wear years ago, I thanked some people who part is that they do, in fact, have some makes you mad (like if I were to sure my senioritis has now caught a beard. Other times, I’ve missed helped me along my way. Now that reaction to it. This is my gift, and I stereotype women, for example), senioritis. There are times when mo- completely, like when I called out the next issue marks my penultimate only try to offer the best that I can. respond with your voice. tivation is low, and the will to even Cosmo for being a bad influence on column, it’s my turn to thank you Have I made you laugh? Nice. Do the right thing and stand up for get out of bed is even lower. our culture (here’s my eleventh-hour specifically. Yep, you … Like, the Have I made you angry? Good. Have your beliefs. Nothing is worse than The only cure for this, though, confession – I love reading Cosmo, one reading this right now. If you I comforted you when you’re alone someone who sits idly by as the cruel is sparking the Ignatian fire that can it’s uncensored entertainment that didn’t pick up this paper and read this at night and all that’s keeping you world desensitizes their ability to ex- move mountains and change the gives me insight into the enemies’ column, I wouldn’t have a voice. You company is all of my columns cut out perience life. Feel, love, hate, speak, world. The cure for apathy is action. minds). have given me my greatest gift, and I and taped to your wall? Creepy, but act. That’s the key; it’s so easy. And the key to action is awakening What can I say? I’m like appreciate it. If you see me this week, you’re welcome. Here at JCU, everybody has a your soul and feeling. AskJeeves.com – you have ques- feel free to say, “You’re welcome, My point is, whether you read to unique opportunity – the opportunity Contact Brian Bayer at tions, I provide answers. Sure, I’m Brian.” I’ll understand. smile or to stand up for your cause to share your gift. People’s interests [email protected] Op/Ed 19 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com Feb. 28, 2013 The Op/Ed Top Ten: Off the Richter: Spring Break vacation spots Where in the world 1. Immokalee, Fla. 6. San Francisco, Calif. is Clara? panic when I’ve seen children in the Ireland who has an accent I have never 2. Louisville, Ky. 7. Cancún, Mexico Clara Richter passenger seat and thought they were heard before. Staff Columnist driving. Like the United States, different 3. West Virginia 8. Daytona Beach, Fla. The Irish “timeliness,” which is to places have different accents. I was told 4. Panama City, Fla. 9. The Bahamas ROME – By the time you read this, say, not timeliness, has finally started to that I wouldn’t be able to understand I will be in Rome, Italy, wandering the sink in. Being German and, therefore, people from Donegal (I can) or Derry 5. Anywhere in 10. The Dominican streets of saints and caesars, perhaps exceptionally punctual (at least I’ve (I haven’t met anyone from Derry yet). strolling along the Appian Way or en- always told myself that it’s because People in Galway sound different from Europe Republic joying some gelato (or a glass of wine) I’m German), I had a really hard time people in Belfast, who sound different on the piazza. I suppose it depends on coping with the fact that people weren’t from people in Cork. Everyone who —Compiled by Grace Kaucic what time you read the column. in their offices when they said they isn’t from Dublin seems to love to Last Sunday, I hit the one month would be, or that they take a two or make fun of “Dooblin” accents, like we The marker. I have officially made it one three hour break for lunch. And only do Boston or New York. And mostly Nick’s Knack: month in a foreign country without the Irish can underestimate travel time everyone I’ve met can identify where getting arrested, killed or deported. by over an hour. anyone is from based solely on their replacements It is hard to believe that a little over a I ran into one of my professors, the accent. I’m not that good yet. But I can by many points scored by freshmen month ago, I was sitting in my kitchen one who is from Michigan (I think I’ve tell that the accents are different, and I and sophomores on the team, while I in Michigan bored out of my mind and mentioned him), during the first week think that’s a start. earned zero. longing for adventure. It is hard to be- of classes, and he told me that it took I’m even getting used to the word Aside from quantitatively based lieve that only a few short weeks ago, him a really long time to adjust to the “grand,” which I’ve always had a achievements, there is no “next year” I was emailing my parents telling them Irish concept of time, and he still didn’t propensity to hate because I felt that to which my current training will con- that I wasn’t sure if I should be here. really understand why they needed it was “phoney,” as Holden Caulfield Nick Wojtasik tribute a strength base. Surely, I can And I can’t believe all that I have al- such a long lunch break. so bluntly put it. It sounds much less Asst. Editorial & Op/Ed Editor continue to race my entire life. But, ready seen and done in the past month. Fortunately, it hasn’t taken me long phoney in an Irish accent. Arguably the most unpleasant and nothing will ever be like being on a I remember when I arrived, and I was to adjust. The Irish in me has taken It’s funny. One month and already least empathetically understood periods collegiate team and aspiring to qualify worried that I would never get used to over; and I’ve started to not care so what seemed so different from the in the life of people in government po- for the national championship or, as the differences between here and the much about timetables. But I still don’t norm is becoming the norm. Isn’t it sitions are known as the “lame duck” I call it, “the great dance.” There are States. I almost got myself hit by a like being late. I don’t think that’s great how quickly we adapt? Things two months left of collegiate racing, session. This is the time after a person’s car several times when I failed to look something that I’ll ever be comfortable that I never thought I would get used to and, like congressional or presidential replacement has been hired but before the wrong way first. I’ve gotten used with, no matter how long I stay here. have become commonplace, or at least counterparts, there doesn’t seem to be the new official takes office. Not much to that, though I still have to mentally I barely even notice the accents don’t bother me anymore. By May, it much time to fully harness the benefits longer than a couple months compose remind myself to look right, then left. anymore. Okay, that may be a bit hy- seems, I’ll be a regular Irish lass, and this period. Of course, most politicians from the training I do from now on. Each day, I see sprightly springiness I’m hoping that eventually it will be- perbolic. I notice the accents, but I’m then I’ll come home and have to adapt are lame ducks in that they aren’t very come somewhat instinctual. not struck by them anymore. Clearly, again. Adapt or die ... or at least get hit exciting and are odd people to have in their legs, untarnished by years of perhaps too much unilateral mileage I have gotten used to the cars on the they speak differently, but I’m not as by a car because you looked the wrong chosen such a path for their lives. But, opposite sides of the road, but I still am taken aback by it as I was when I first way first. the technical lameness of these ducks and too little quick-twitch quality. thrown off every time I see someone arrived here. I am now only conscious refers to their inability to cause any Neither of these situations bring driving on the opposite side of a car. of a different accent when I encounter Contact Clara Richter at change in their remaining time, ren- about fear for the future of either or- There have been several moments of someone from a different part of [email protected] dering them rather powerless. While ganization. The Op/Ed and Editorial this experience seems distantly tucked sections will most likely be left in the away in state and national capitals, as quick-learning and creatively capable we go through life, similar lame duck hands of Grace Kaucic (who I see phases come and go with the tidal ad- grow more adept with each issue) and vances and regressions through which the established skills of Clara Richter, many people in our society undoubt- upon her return from Ireland. The cross edly go. country and track programs now have The last few months of my final runners whose talents exceed those of spring semester at JCU are assailing the current seniors two-fold. There are with innumerable new scenarios which a handful of young-guns, like junior I had never before considered would be Chuck Mulé, sophomores Johnny issues in the closing months of college. Honkala, Tadgh Karski and John In a couple weeks, The Carroll News Cameron and freshmen Pat O’Brien staff will vote a new editor in chief into and Matt Chojnacki, who have many his or her position. Coinciding with times the focus and drive I have and are this change will be the appointment more capable of redeeming my vacant of a managing editor and new section captainship at the end of this season editors taking charge of each part of than I was when first acquiring it. the newspaper in the footsteps of the Assuredly, such experiences are graduating seniors. likely to reoccur later in life when on Having held the position of assistant the job I train a young kid, fresh out of and editor of the Op/Ed and Edito- college for the job I might have held rial sections longer than anyone of the for years. Technology will most likely past six years (to my knowledge), it’s advance without minding the people unsettling to ponder the time when I it’s leaving in its wake, struggling to will no longer oversee every word put keep up in their older years. on pages 17, 18 and 19 of the paper; a What is one supposed to think of time when I won’t have to press my being replaced, of the world moving mind for ideas every week on what on without them? Of this, I am not topic to write 600 to 800 words of a certain. One begins to question the column that will most likely be read purpose of their life and things toward by very few. In four weeks and two which he or she has striven. Perhaps the columns, the moustached columnist only comfort to be gained from being picture will lose its personal context superseded is the role one has had in and be stowed away in the archive bins advancing the situation that person and file cabinets of the other issues of leaves behind. The Op/Ed and Edito- the past 88 years. rial sections have gotten more precise A situation more immediate and and tenacious in its commentary than persistent, repeatedly kicking me in the in years past. The JCU cross country face with its energy legs at least once and track and field teams have grown a week for the past several months from a bunch of goons in gold to a Got something to say? is the lame duck circumstance of my formidable force in the conference, collegiate running career. The freshman region and nation. The Carroll News reserves the right to edit letters for length and to reject distance squad we brought in at the Though I feel my relevance in beginning of the year came into college the JCU community is being rapidly letters if they are libelous or do not conform to standards of good taste. All with faster times in some distances than phased out, I feel that I leave it at a bet- letters received become the property of The Carroll News. Anonymous let- I had achieved in my three more years ter point than it was when I came in and of experience. At the Indoor OAC in better hands than my own. ters will not be published. Letters to the editor must not exceed 500 words Championships this past weekend, our Contact Nick Wojtasik at and must be submitted to [email protected] by 5 p.m. on Sunday. team’s second-place finish was enabled [email protected] CLASSIFIEDS

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