______1 1______■ 0PINI0N/6 ■ FEATURE/® Mahoney Freaks out, An Exodus MON Goes Fundamentalist to Prague 1Six Straight! SP0RTS/1A Daily Nexus Volume 72, No. 76______February 3,1992 University of California, Santa Barbara______Two Sections, 16 Pages Students and McCarthy Gather, Fight Fee Hike Groups Mobilize, Send Letters to Legislature

By Sal KMim thing I’m asking you to do is sit Staff Writer down and write your story. Tell ------them ‘This is not atypical.’”

Lt Governor key legislators to the group as Leo McCarthy well as a list of all the members of told UCSB stu­ the State Senate and die State As­ dents Saturday sembly. Crucial to the campaign, they have about McCarthy said, was getting “one- 60 days to lobby third plus one” of the legislators to legislators to vote against suspension of the prevent the 24 Dills Act, a statute that puts a percent student 10-percent cap on annual fee fee increase that increases. was approved by the UC Board of in order to raise fees by more Regents last month. ^ than 10 percent, the state legisla- “(This fight) is not going to be ture must vote to suspend the ALAN RITAJU/Dttly Name won by me going to a few meetings Dills Act with a two-thirds like this,” McCarthy said to the maiority. Lt. Governor McCarthy urges concerned UCSB students to write letters to key legislators in protest of crowd of more than 30 gathered in “You need not to assume that the proposed 24 percent fee hike. the University Center Art Gallery. ------“You’ve got to mobilize. The one See MCCARTHY, p.10 Student Killed Lagomarsino After Falling Faces Split in Ten Stories Republican Party By Sarah Cherry A UCSB freshman died early Reporter______Saturday morning after falling 10 stories from a top floor balcony of the Francisco Torres dormitory in After defeating Democratic op­ Isla Vista. ponents for 17 years, Congress­ Jennifer Ruth Switzer, 18, was man Robert Lagomarsino will pronounced dead on arrival to have to battle it out with his own Goleta Valley Hospital, after on­ party this year, as many one-time site life support was administered supporters have defected to the by paramedics, according to po­ camp of a young Republican lice reports. Switzer apparently challenger. fell from an open stairwell bal­ After helping Lagomarsino (R- cony at 12:30 a.m. Santa Barbara) into Congress nine times, many local Republi­ Police are not sure of the cause can Party activists are now sup­ of the fall, and F.T. officials con­ porting a new candidate from tinue-to decline comment on the CHIU3 CHUNO/My Nu» Montecito, Michael Huffington, incident Acuña supporters gathered en m asse In downtown Santa Barbara on Saturday to protest U CSB's who has never run for elected of­ fice before. In memory of Switzer, who was decision not to hire the CSUN Chlcano Studies professor. originally from Modesto, a mo­ A combination of youth, ment of silence was requested by wealth, White House connections close friends at the opening cere­ and a new stance on social issues mony of Saturday night’s UCSB has vaulted the newcomer into the basketball game against Long. Thousands Back Acuña at State St. Rally Santa Barbara Republican spot­ Beach State. light The two will be campaigning By Charles Hornberger bara Uehling, “Barbara not Rudy we’re here is to show people that for the 19th district, which in­ Nathan Murray, one of Swit­ Staff Writer______así!” we can take these streets any cludes Santa Barbara and San zer’s close friends, described the Many of the protestors wore t- time we want to .... It’s been too Luis Obispo Counties. atmosphere as solemn. “It was shirts bearing the face of the late long' that we’ve been on the More than 2,000 demonstra­ While Huffington has never run dead silence, we all cried.” Luis Urzua, a Santa Barbaran sidelines.” tors took to the streets of down­ for office, he has an impressive widely praised for his dedication Calling the younger demon­ purse, and it has been reported The death came as a shock to town Santa Barbara on Saturday to helping Chicano youths. strators the “brown guard,” both to protest UCSB’s decision that he will spend $1 million on many at the dormitory. A few Though much of the rally cen­ Acuña added: “We’re not His- his own campaign. Nor is he an hours following the incident, grief not to hire CSUN Chicano stu­ tered on Acuña’s rejection last panics. We’re Chícanos and we outsider to Washington either, as dies Professor Rudy Acuña and counseling sessions began at the June, speakers also decried more have an obligation to this coun­ he interned for then- off-campus dormitory for Swit­ to honor a longtime Chicano ac­ widespread societal injustices try, as Luis Urzua did, to change Congressman George Bush, who tivist who recently died. zer’s friends. such racism, sexism, economic i t ” later appointed Huffington’s After a traffic-stopping march inequity and discrimination. Other speakers, including father to the ambassadorship to Career and Counseling Ser­ down State Street, speakers at They also labeled the 500th an­ Black studies Professor Shirley vices Coordinator Jane Carlisle, Austria. the five-hour rally, which drew niversary of Columbus’ arrival in Kennedy, El Congreso Co-chair Local Republican Party activist one of the counselors working people from as far away as Col­ America as the culmination of Naomi Garcia and former Stu­ Candy Carbonni has seen many with the students at F.T., said that orado and Texas, blasted the “500 years of racism*” dents for a Democratic Society erstwhile Lagomarsino followers experiencing the loss of someone university’s rejection of Acuña At the rally, Acuña echoed the organizer Eric Mann, also criti­ joining the Huffington camp. “I close can be a very trying time. as “indefensible” to a smaller statements of other organizers, cized UCSB for creating a can think of a lot of people — fi­ “Typically grieving involves de­ crowd in De La Guerra Plaza. telling the crowd that his situa­ “culturally-hostile environ­ nancial leaders, boosters and nial and numbness, and then The group spanned as many tion was only symptomatic of ment,” as Kennedy called it other members of the inner sanc­ moves toward an array of different as three blocks of State Street larger problems facing Chícanos University students from tum — changing over to support emotions, involving sadness, de­ during the march, yelling slo­ and other people of color. across the state also travelled Huffington,” she said. pression and anger,” site said. gans such as “Chicano power!” “We’re not here for me,” and, in a dig at Chancellor Bar­ —Autumn Gels Acuña said. “One of the reasons See RALLY, p.5 See LAGOMARSINO, p.10 2 Monday, February 3,1992 HEADLINERS Daily Nexus Haitian Refugees Shipped Back Home by U.S. Coast Guard GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba (AP) — ryalls and clear plastic bags. The U.S. Coast Guard shipped home 250 more Haitian The Haitians were denied political asylum because the refugees Sunday, and military officials said the 10,000 ex­ “At this point, there really is no United States says they are fleeing poverty, not political patriates remaining in a makeshift tent city would be de­ repression as asylum cases require. The Supreme court set ported as soon as possible. chance in the matter for aside a federal judge’s order that had blocked their return. “At this point, there really is no choice in the matter for Haitians. The State Department said about 5,500 refugees found the Haitians,” Cmdr. Randy Beardsworth said as the refu­ ineligible for asylum would be sent home first. Asylum re­ Cmdr. Randy Beardsworth quests by the others remained to be decided. gees climbed aboard his cutter Bear. of U.S. Coast Guard It was the second group of Haitians sent home since the Marine Corps Brig. Gen. George Walls, who has been U.S. Supreme Court ruled late Friday that the Bush admi­ in charge of the refugee camp since it was set up in nistration could resume the forced deportation. The first November, said the reaction to the repatriation order had shipload of about 150 refugees was expected to arrive been subdued. Sunday night in Port-au-Pnnce. Navy base here. Some have been waiting for five days, “At some point in time there may be a situation where More than 14,000 Haitians fled the impoverished Car­ sleeping on the deck under a huge net tarpaulin. we’ve got people who aren’t going to want to cooperate ibbean nation after a Sept 30 military coup ousted Jean- In a poignant scene Sunday, dozens of Haitians and go, and we’re prepared to dead with it,” he said, but Bertrand Aristide, Haiti’s first freely elected president crowded the rail of the cutter M o h a w k to watch as their declined to elaborate. The Coast Guard intercepted many of the refugees who countrymen boarded the Bear, docked alongside, for the Walls said the news of the Supreme Court decision had used rickety boats to flee their homeland. trip home. been broadcast in the camp and that many of those in the About 1,450 refugees are still packed aboard four Coast They stared in silence as the others climbed the gang­ first two groups had volunteered to be among the first sent Guard ships awaiting space at the camp set up at the U.S. plank with their meager belongings bundled in cloth car­ home. Serbs Accept U.N. Peace Plan Health Care Heads Kerrey’s Marriage of Gay Men Draws While Rebel Leader Abstains Agenda While Primary Nears Criticism of Fundamentalists BELGRADE, Yugosla­ MANCHESTER, N.H. PASADENA, Calif. (AP) via (AP) — Serb leaders (AP) — Bob Kerrey was —A group of Christian fun­ Sunday offered assurances cruising through his cam­ damentalists marched out­ that U.N. peacekeepers can paign health-care pitch side a church Sunday to be deployed in Croatia, but When a question came from protest a marriage cere­ a defiant rebel chief did not the middle of the crowd, mony performed there last sign the pact and apparently barely audible to the over­ month between two gay remains opposed to interna­ flow audience. men. tional intervention. So Kerrey repeated it A half-dozen protesters The Belgrade-based news agency Tanjug reported the ac­ “How do I do the health-care thing without raising held signs that read, “Homosex is a sin,” and handed out cord was reached after 40 hours of debates between ethnic taxes?” the Nebraska senator said. “I don’t.” tracts tided, “What’s worse than dying with AIDS?” to par­ Serb leaders from Croatia and senior Serbian officials. A As the New Hampshire primary nears, Kerrey is urging ishioners at the All Saints Episcopal church. declaration said the Yugoslav presidency “guarantees ... voters to make the election a referendum on his plan to pro­ “It’s absolutely the wrong signal with the AIDS epidemic unhindered arrival and activity" of U.N. peacekeepers. vide universal health care to all Americans, paid for with raging out of control,” said demonstration organizer, Dr. But Milan Babic, leader of the Serb enclave of Krajina in billions in payroll, alcohol, cigarette and other new taxes. R.L. Hymes, pastor of the Baptist Tabernacle of Los western Croatia, did not attend the final talks. Mile Paspalj, “If I win the primary on the 18th of February, there will Angeles. who heads the Krajina parliament, signed on behalf of the be a message to the Congress that the people of New Hamp­ "The last thing a pastor should do is advocate a life- region, home to most of Croatia’s 600,000 ethnic Serbs. shire want national health insurance,” Kerrey says. threatening and soul-threatening practice of sodomy. A Krajina official told Hie Associated Press that Kra- The other Democrats in the race say they too favor uni­ Good heavens, man, look what’s going on in the world,” he jina’s government did not accept the U .N. plan and Paspalj versal health care. But Kerrey is trying to distinguish him­ said. acted on his own. The official spoke on condition oi self with his detailed Senate legislation that would provide But the Rev. George Regas defended his decision to anonymity. government-paid health insurance to all. marry Mark Benson and Philip Straw in a Jan. 18 ceremony Babic has vowed not to disarm his irregular troops or al­ In the process, he’s trying to turn the knocks on his plan, attended by500guests. The decision was made after talking low any peacekeeping troops in Krajina.'Babic attended the new taxes and its lack of cosponsors in a Congress to many of the church’s 3,000 parishioners, Regas said. earlier rounds of the negotiations on the U.N. plan, which scrambling for a health-care answer — into assets. “We have done what we think God is calling us to do,” started Friday. the pastor said before services Sunday. “And that is to say that this church is open to gay and lesbian people and we Western Specialists Estimate Presidential Candidates Are believe the inclusive love of Christ welcomes everybody.” Current Nuclear Arms Threat Franticly Vying for Support Politicians Are Leery of New LONDON (AP) — Western specialists believe the race MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP)— Democratic presidential by Iran and other Islamic nations to build the bomb poses candidate Tom Haririn appealed for Jewish support Sun­ Board of Education President the most serious threat of spreading nuclear weapons in the day by promising to side with Israel in the Mideast peace post-Cold War era. process. Rival Bill Clinton defended his gubernatorial re­ SACRAMENTO (AP) — Joseph H. Stein is not a They say North Korea and India are also major nuclear cord against increasingly frequent attacks as he maintains teacher, a college professor, a school administrator or an threats, and that the nuclear arsenal of the former Soviet his lead. education consultant His children did not attend school in Union, divided among four republics, poses a potentially On the Republican side, challenger Patrick Buchanan California. greater danger to the world now than it did during the Cpld said President Bush has “a basic lack of conviction” that But the 60-year-old retired Indian Wells businessman is War. has led him to abandon conservative principles and shy ! now one of the states’s leading policy makers as the newly In the early ’60s, U.S. officials feared that massive nu­ away from fights with Congress. ! elected president of the State Board of Education. clear proliferation would produce dozens of nuclear pow­ Vice President Dan Quayle ended a New Hampshire It is a ]ob Stein relishes, despite controversy that has em- ers by the turn of the century, said Dr. Martin Navias, a lec­ swing by attending Mass and dropping by a coffee shop. I broiled the 11-member board and the conservative major­ turer in the Department of War Studies at King’s College, The state’s voters apparently are beginning to pay closer ity to which he belongs. University of London. attention, as the candidates draw ever bigger crowds before “I’ll try to work with everybody involved,” Stein said. “If About 40 to 45 nations have attained the technical capa­ the leadoff primary that will help define the rest of the you had your druthers, you might say I’d like this person bility to develop nuclear warheads, he said, “but the fact is campaign. and that person. But you have to play with the hand you’re that very few countries have succeeded in developing nu­ Although party leaders in Washington believe Clinton’s dealt and make the best of it.” clear weapons.” campaign was hurt by a woman’s allegations in a paid ta­ Others, including elected Superintendent of Public In­ He said the declared nuclear powers — the United bloid interview that she had a 12-year affair with the Arkan­ struction Bill Honig and Gov. Pete Wilson’s education sec­ States, the four Soviet republics, Britain, France and China sas governor, he has held steady or risen in New Hampshire retary, Maureen DiMarco, are not as optimistic. —have been joined by only four undeclared nuclear states: polls. Few voters at candidate rallies say they were in­ The board’s conservative majority, led by former presi­ Israel, South Africa, India and Pakistan. fluenced by the furor. dent Joseph Carrabino, has waged what some think is a po­ Navias gave two reasons: Some nations with nuclear po­ litically motivated crusade against Honig, a Democrat tential decided it was not in their interests to develop wea­ Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell (D-Maine) pons, and some who tried found it more difficult than speaking on NBC’s “Meet the Press” said the storm had They have filed a lawsuit seeking to strip some of the anticipated. hurt Clinton’s candidacy. superintendents powers.

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Cut in UC Tobacco Research This Week in the UCen... Funds Could Halt Programs By Autumn Geis their community, would be ATTENTION! Reporter______cut back,” he said. "The account is designed to provide services to the With $12 million in state If the program is people of California,” ALLSTUDENT funds slated to be cut from cut in half, a lot of Gruder said. “It is also a research and education on community based program tobacco use, UC researchers very promising re­ to help people who start ORGANIZATIONS! are worried that efforts to search that is being smoking to stop,” he added, educate people on the ills of done now will not noting mat the program also using the drug could be funds the country’s second wiped o u t be finished. largest stop-smoking Does your student group need money for an upcoming event? The budget cut, proposed Dr. Larry Gruder, program. by Governor Pete Wilson UC Tobacco Related Educating people on the The UCen Programming Committee is a branch of the UCen Governance Board and approved by the UC Re­ Disease Research effects of tobacco will be­ whose goal is to "provide resources and support for entertaining, educational and gents in January, would Program Director come more difficult in the slice an “important program future. “There will be no cultural programs in and outside the University Center" Any recognized student of tobacco-related research media campaign, which was organization may apply. that began only two years very effective in educating Last year the UCen Programming Committee gave assistance ago” in half, UC Vice Presi­ ------w — people in California and dent of Budget and Rela­ being done now will not be motivating them to think to the following groups and events: tions William Baker said in finished. about the health risks of to­ his address to the Regents. The TRDRP is one of six bacco,” Gruder said. Ethnic Unity Festival Akanke Fashion Show According to Carla Whi- accounts that was created In an effort to reverse the AS International Exchange STAR Talent Show by Proposition 99 in 1988 to tacre, a contract and grant decision to cut the tobacco Stress Peers Awareness Week Earth First Conference officer in the Office of Re­ support research on research budget, the To­ search, the cut would sub­ tobacco-related diseases in bacco Tax Coalition — Asian American Week American Indian Week Hillel stantially decrease funds California, according to a which is made up of 35 rep­ African American Week report released this month available to University re­ resentatives from various And Many More searchers. “It would mean by the UC Office of Health local and national special that research on all cam­ Affairs. interest groups — is cur­ Depending upon fiuids available and the circumstances of your event, the puses would compete for The Department of rently working on a prop­ committee may pay space rental fees, make a direct financial contribution or offer smaller amounts of money.” Health Services and Educa­ osal for Wilson, according Dr. Larry Gruder, direc­ tion account, also initiated to Susan Romig, an admini­ personnel for assistance. v tor of UCs Tobacco Related under Prop. 99, focuses on strative assistant for the For more information, please contact Marilyn Dukes at 893-8606. Disease Research Program, educating society on the ills American Lung added that the cut would of tobacco use. That ac­ Association. Events in the UCen also drastically affect the count would also experi­ Monday, February 3: UCen Governance Board M tg - 4pm ' - Cafeteria work being done by all the ence a substantial decrease “We met Tuesday with state’s institutions. in funds as a result of the the Department of Finance, Tuesday, February 4: Battle of the Bands - 6:30 pm in the Pub “This is a program that budget cut, Gruder noted. which is the actual depart­ ART CARVED WEEK AT THE BOOKSTORE funds research to scientists “All innovations prog­ ment that the budget comes Check Out Class Rings Monday - Friday 10am - 3pm in the Lobby throughout California,” rams, (including) county out ofi to get questions an­ Grudersaid. “If the program and city health departments swered before we go to the is cut in half, a lot of veiy that offer these services that governor’s office,” Romig promising research that is coordinate planning for said. B e good to your mother 'cause she's been good to you

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A L L ^> ABOARD AMTRAK 4 return fare valid for travel through 1/9/92. Other restrictions apply. Daily Nexus Monday, February 3,.1992 5 F 1 LGBA Drive Promotes Civil Rights Bill ► Applications ◄ By Bonnie Bills will have the petitions avail­ ard the local goal of 5,000 historically oppressed Staff Writer able at tables in front of the signatures, said Rhonda Le­ groups develop their own ► Available ◄ and Sioane Strickler UCen throughout the week, vine, who is both a Program agendas and take it to the Reporter______LGBA Political Director Jay of ^Intensive English lec­ people,” Levine added. ► 4 Groth said. turer, and the local rep­ If the initiative passes, the The signature drive is resentative to the Coalition words “sexual orientation” ► 4 The fight against sexual- only a small part of Celebra­ for Lesbian and Gay will be inserted into the Fair UCEN Student orientation discrimination tion Week, which features a Equality. Employment and Housing ► 4 in the workplace continues host of fun and lighthearted “(The drive) is going re­ Act which already protects Manager this week with a petition workshops, speakers and markably well,” said Sociol- people from discrimination drive to put a gay and les­ entertainment offerings. ogy Professor Beth based on race, gender and ► 4 bian civil rights bill on the Groth hopes Celebration Schneider, president of the religion in the workplace. upcoming November ballot Week will put LGBA back Gay and Lesbian Resource The bill could be used as a ► 4 Outraged at Governor on its feet, as the organiza­ Center’s Board of Directors. basis for lawsuits and as a Pete Wilson’s veto of As­ tion has been going through “It’s a question of simple deterrent against ► 4 A sembly Bill 101 in Septem­ a depressed “down-period,” justice. I think we need this discrimination. Position to begin immediately. ber, civil rights organiza­ largely due to Wilson’s veto bill in Santa Barbara ... the ►Qualifications include: Upperclass ^ tions across the state are of AB101. city, the county and UCSB,” Although cities such as L standing, ability to relate to public in a^ sponsoring the drive to put “(The veto) has given ho­ she said. San Francisco and Los the same bill — which mophobes a licence to be The gay, lesbian and Angeles have passed local ^ pleasant way, strong communication - would prohibit discrimina­ more violent and more ag­ bisexual communities de­ ordinances banning discri­ ► skills, ability to organize, evaluate, 4 tion in the workplace based gressive,” Groth said. cided to bypass the legisla­ mination on the basis of sex­ and act on personal initiative. on sexual orientation — on “What people have said is ture and send the issue di­ ual preference, 75 percent of 4 the ballot that (non-heterosexual) rectly to the voters in light of the state offers no such pro­ ► Organizations sponsor­ people don’t count and a promise Wilson madè to tection, Levine said. Applications available at UCen 4 ing file drive, which has don’t deserve to be covered veto any similar measures in Polls have indicated that ► Administration—2264 UCen. been going strong since Ja­ under this law.” the future, Levine said. 60 to 70 percent of the nuary, need to collect The reapportioned politi­ state’s population supports ► 4 The drive to let voters de­ ►For more information contact Marilyn^ 385,000 signatures statew­ cide on AB101 has had a cal map of the State As­ a law that protects gays and ide by April 4. It is estimated good start locally, with the sembly and Senate was also lesbians from discrimina­ at 893-8606. j that costs of collecting the support of organizations a reason for taking the bill tion in the work place. signatures will run around such as LGBA, ACT UP- directly to the voters, said $150,000. Levine, who foresees a shift Santa Barbara and the Gay __ • The drive will hit the cam­ and Lesbian Resource to the right in Sacramento. -4 pus as part of UCSB’s Les­ Center. “The reapportionment bian, Gay and Bisexual doesn’t bode well for prog­ Celebration Week, which More than 1,000 signa­ ressive people generally,” he x _ S I N C E 1 9 3 8 starts today and runs tures have already been col­ said. < x > through Friday. The Les­ lected in the Santa Barbara “It is really important that bian, Gay, Bisexual Alliance area, a significant step tow- the gays, lesbians and other a - > eri "c3 es LSAT-GMAT RALLY • weema e < 3 Continued from p.l here to voice their support 1 ^ i GRE-MCAT-DAT for Acuña. “I think Santa Barbara . Inri basically blew it by not hir­ ing him. He’s going to go in there and turn things upside down,” said Pedro Arroyo, a third year student who came with a busload of students We are the ONLY individualized test prep from Cal Poly San Luis program in thé country! 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“Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality; they discourse like angels, but they live like men. ” fT h e R ea d er’s V o ice Samuel Johnson OPINION In Defense of CCS Editor, Daily Nexus: I really enjoy your informative reporting, but I hav question for your readers, because I am confused. I < wondering why people are so upset about the wall in t CCS art gallery. Some people are saying that it is unfair the exhibiting artist I don’t know why it is a bad thing I just walked right around it and looked at the artist’s i teres ting paintings. Hie wall didn’t prove to be much an obstacle to the person determined to see the artwoi I don’t see how it is unfair or biased against the artist; didn’t seem to mind and the wall gave him more space which to hang his pictures. I think that the wall ev adds a sense of mystery and intrigue about what’s in t gallery. Removing the wall would let just anyone look as they were strolling by and then they think that they1 seen the whole show. I think that this would be more i fair to the artist. Within the privacy of the partition, t individual can relax with a beverage or a cool piece fruit and enjoy looking at the art. MICHAEL “FROGG” MURDCX

Editor, Daily Nexus: Lost in the flurry of serious critical discourse and re tionary hyperbole surrounding the exhibition of pai ings by Patrick Angus in the College of Creative Stud gallery is the simple fact that CCS is the only instituti on campus (or urAmerica for that matter) presenting i work. The College of Creative Studies and Provost Wi ner are hardly guilty of censorship. A recent editoi (Daily Nexus, “Why We Need to Tear Down the Wall Jan. 29) stated that it is “ironic” that the wall inside 1 gallery entrance is “ineffective as a barrier (you can s see inside the gallery from the hall outside).” It is neitl ironic nor casual; the “wall” was never intended to b barrier. In fact, much thought went into positioning t panel so that it would be relatively unnoticeable, as deed it has always been in the past. Its presence is a < CHARLES HORNBBRGER/Dlufy Nona sign consideration, and in this instance, a regrettal legal safeguard. Had censorship been the intent of P vost Wenner or anyone at CCS, it would have been vi easy for us to reject the show for any number of plausil Mahoney: Moral Policing Goes Mainstream reasons; we did not. Despite the brouhaha (or inde precisely because of it) CCS will continue to present i breasts, (or) excessive body movements while the hibitions of controversial, thought-provoking materi ______Editorial______feet are stationary, violate decency and are wrong.” The CCS gallery remains an accessible, adventurous a It is unlikely many members of the entertainment Mahoney actually believes filmmakers should humane forum; its record speaks for itself. industry will feel compelled to adhere ic the New conform to this code, and he is not some extremist DAN CONNAL Movie Code endorsed Saturday by Los Angeles freak of no account He is one of ffie highest- Cardinal Roger M. Mahoney. It is also not at all un­ ranking members of the Catholic Church, and as Bush’s BS Address usual for a prominent leader within the CathoUc such— for better or worse— is an influential leader Editor, Daily Nexus: Church — an organization as influential as it is out in this country. I would like to comment on President Bush’s State of touch— to support such unrealistic and escapist Clearly, Mahoney, like most of our influential the Union address. I found his speech rhetorically u pipe dreams. leaders, is entirely out of touch. His endorsement of presented. However, the substance was very hollow, Nevertheless, Mahoney’s support for what the code is a form of moral policing that suggests times drawing from and balancing on both the “Gui amounts to right-wing fundamentalist censorship is that audiences should be screened from reality in Ho” pride of America and threats toward the Democn party. in many ways more disturbing than the most "ghet­ favor of a right-wing fantasy world. His threats toward Congress got to the point of ciyi toized” film or TV show could ever be. that his measures and reforms should be passed. 1 "Ghettoized” is the term Ted Baehr, chairman of ^Unfortunately, the manner in which such en­ ideas on a new economic policy seemed hopeful and i the Christian Film and Television Commission — forced morality is generally promoted — taking ad­ couraging, specifically the increase of tax credits up the Atlanta-based organization which proposed the vantage of the "Have you stopped beating your wife ÉÉ$500 for families with children. Yet he left the issues yet?” style of attack — eliminates much potential crime, education and drugs hanging, merely noting tl new code — used to classify productions which in­ improvement is needed. He failed to address the fn clude nudity, suggestive dancing, lustful kissing, the opposition, and thus has a chance of succeeding. important question: How will it be done? portrayal of law enforcement officers dying at the Anyone who attempts to protect freedom of ex­ Even more dissatisfying were his ideas on foreign p hands of criminals and various other activities. pression by opposing such right-wing edicts is clas­ icy and the Cold War. He repeatedly utilized the w< Above and beyond the bigoted implications of sified as morally bankrupt or an enemy to society, “power.” Using h is victory in the Persian Gulf he 1 the term "ghettoized” (apparently, these wotild-be manipulated and fooled the public into believ and is thus ostracized or smeared. America — the great powerful country it is — defea: moral censors find life in an "urban” or "inner-city” communism and won the Cold War hands down. 1 setting to be offensive), the New Movie Code’s de­ It is not up to Mahoney, or anyone else, to dictate sorry, George, the Soviet Union defeated itself (if y mands are entirely out of touch with reality. No our morals to us. It is outrageous and insulting that can even call it a defeat). Everyone knows that the G nudity, in fact or in silhouette. No use of the words they would endeavor to do justthat Mahoney and War was ended by treaties signed to limit nuclear an Bush’s speech was also guilty of self-contradicti< God, Lord, Jesus, Christ (unless used reverently), Baehr (whose organization publishes a "biblical First he boasted about how the U.S. won the Cold W fairy (in a vulgar sense), nuts (except when meaning guide” to movies which puts homosexuality, saying such things as, “much good can come from i crazy), pansy, slut (applied to a woman), SOB, son- Mandsm/sodalism and satanism under the rubric prudent use of power,” (i.e. death, money, and social t of-a or whore. of "offensive content”) apparently assume that the rest) and “(Hie Cold War) was not ended, it was woi rest of us are incapable of deciding for ourselves He made these statements with pride, fervor, power a what is right or wrong. They seek to close the roads strength. He bragged that we were once the leader of 1 Who do these people think they’re fooling? West and now we are the leader of the world (because of expression to those whose stories do not mesh the defeat of the Soviet Union). But then he said it i The code informs us that "dances that suggest or with a fairy tale (in the non-vulgar sense) ideal “time for pride, no time to boast... and not to act of ar represent sexual actions, whether performed solo Their practices are racist, elitist and highly gance or altruism.” This is very contradictory. It see or with two or more...» dances with movement of the insulting. inevitable, from the basis of this speech, that Bush v choose another country to “claim victory over” and will bring overly proud, naive Americans with him. ( pan, here we cornel) D o o n esbu ry BY GARRY TRUDEAU I am not un-American or unpatriotic, but Georg contradictory, hollow, “win this one for the Gipp &ANPIP4TE PUKE 15 STEAMED. LOOK, CUZ, IT GOT ONCB AGAIN, speech didn’t fool me. To sum up the address in c YOU INK, PIPNTIT? THE M5PIA PLAYED word, it was b u llsh it. YOU SEE HOW THEY FT MOVED ON THE RIGHT INTO YOUR HANDS i NATHAN T. MURR TWISTED MY WORDS WIRES, GOT YOU,R DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS ABOUTTHE KLAN71 NAME OUT THERE OF YOUR TOLD YOU THAT INTER­ ' AGAIN! CRITICS... VIEW WAS A BAD IDEA! There’s this guy who wears a funny hat and thinks j can’t think for yourself. He thinks you’re dumb, see (i in the sense of being mute — which you are). So he t some other fascists decide it’s time they started regu ing your input/change your food, if you will. You’re ju dumb getbil, one of millions of dumb gerbils, incapa of independent thought, bound by your idiocy and need of a good Biblical cleansing. Is that true? Gin j THINK? Can you WRITE? Can you THINK, tf WRITE? ily Nexus Monday, February 3,1992 7

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se and reac- m of paint- dve Studies ’ institution «enting the ovostWen- nt editorial the Walls,” 1 inside the ou can still It is neither ided to be a PAT STULL/Dailv Nexus tioning the able, asin- nce is a de- regrettable tent of Pro- e been very and happy; that they are the only during Heterosexual Awareness thing so firmly entrenched in put eveiy division of Student of plausible Anthony Reed ones fit to raise kids; that they do Day, could just look around society? Why the insecurity ab­ and Faculty/Staff Affairs to the (or indeed not molest children or transmit them and understand how pre­ out one’s place in society as a task: How aware are you of your present ex- January 31, 1992: “Heter­ the HIV virus; that they, exclu­ dominant and how privileged heterosexual, as the posters and institutionalized heterosexuality ig material, osexual Awareness Day.” sively, hold positions of respon­ heterosexuality is, they might chalked messages on campus and how are you actively coun­ ■turousand Not such a bad idea, really, if sibility and importance in soci­ gain a better understanding of Friday seem to indicate? Some­ tering it in the classroom, the f. you ask me. In fact, I think it’s ety and history. These are myths, how difficult it is to be non­ one’s tenacious hold of pri­ staffroom and thé general ON N ALLY about time. I would welcome the all of them. heterosexual in this world and vileged position is slipping and I, campus? idea of a Heterosexual Aware­ What about a discussion on especially on this campus. for one, welcome it I am hurt and enraged that ness Day as much as I would language and the power of the Last week, some anonymous This week recognizes the someone would seek to under­ 5 welcome a Men’s Studies class. Heterosexual Assumption and individuals declared Jan. 31, struggles and triumphs, the joy mine the hard work of the peo­ It’s well past time we look at the how damaging that can be to all and pride felt by the non­ ple who have put together this privileged classes of people, crit­ people. All of us. Debate on th’s State of It’s a time for freedom heterosexual community and week’s Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual ically, and the influence they changing demographics, per­ our allies. It’s a time for freedom Celebration Week with some irically well have on society. haps, and the shrinking statistics and celebration and f hollow, at and celebration and expressing show of their insecurity. In this What would the agenda for of the Heterosexual population expressing our love for our love for one another. I some­ attempt to put non-heterosexual the “Gung- Heterosexual Awareness Day and what its decrease signifies Democratic one another. how do not feel that this was the people “back in their place” and look like? A spot on media, per­ for our world. This could be an aim of Heterosexual Awareness ciy “foul” for the poor, attacked haps? We could look at the pre­ informative discussion as we ap­ 1992, Heterosexual Awareness Day 1992.1 would encourage it heterosexual white middle-class nt of crying valence —dominance—of hap­ proach redefinition of “the fam­ Day. Usually “soft vandalism” passed. His to be the focus, perhaps, for next male, we see another step in the pily heterosexual people in every ily.” The fraternities and sorori­ (posters, flyers, chalking) is year’s. I challenge all entities of crumbling of oppressive forces. I eful and en- sitcom, feature film and pop ties could possibly hold a forum done out of fear or insecunty of redits up to the University to look at their1 hope that many people under­ song, as well as every television, on dating heterosexually, high­ position. The past has seen this “Heterocentncities” and combat stand this petty attack for what it he issues of magazine and public ad. Maybe lighting particularly issues of al­ done by radical feminists, noting that them. I see it as every academic is, a cheap hit-and-run attack by we could look at the myths and cohol consumption, sexual as­ Lesbian/Bisexual/Gay activists department’s responsibility, ev- frightened little people. ss the most stereotypes surrounding heter­ P' sault, “scoring,” self-image and and pro-choicers, among others ery student group’s responsibil­ osexuals; theiris is the only valid proving one’s masculinity/ that risk public sanction for their ity, eveiy student* s responsibility Anthony Reed is a senior foreign pol- way of living, and they’re the femininity. No, above all of this, views. But what is there to fear majoring in sociology and wo­ d the word to question the status quo of in­ only ones who can be healthy if maybe eveiyone, at least once by someone promoting some­ men’s studies. 3ulf he has visibility and discrimination. I > believing — defeated down. I’m tself (if you Fee Hike: Another Hurdle at the Cold ■clear arms, has been promised and earned, that does itradiction. James Staten not arrive until the end of the quarter. ■ Cold War, When you do get it you realize mat the ie from the My name is James Staten. I am a Black cost of staying alive has not been incor­ d social un- student I am receiving no financial sup­ porated into the amount. That $650 they ; was won.” port from my parents and have not since came up with for this year was gone for pow er and entering UCSB. Fortunately I have been many on the deposit for an apartment or eaderofthe able to find work in Santa Barbara, while on books or to buy food. It was supposed (because of at the same time being a student Unfortu­ to absorb the blow of a 40 percent fee in­ ; said it is a nately, my grades have suffered as a result. crease but was in effect designed just to actofarro- In 1987-88 reg. fees were $437.00. blow you off. ry. It seems I am not an anomaly here at UCSB. I It is this flagrant disregard for students, it Bush will am one of the lucky ones. I was able to especially those from impoverished so­ /er” and he find 35-50 hrs. of work per week and cioeconomic lifestyles, that leads me to th him. (Ja- maintain a mediocre grade point average. the conclusion that the plan of the univer­ No one should have to do this, but some sity is to rid itself of the poor in particular, it George’s of us, most of us, do. You work all day to Chicano/a, Latino/a and Black students. tie Gipper" pay rent. Collect welfare in the form of But I have news.... We are not going to al­ ress in one food stamps in order to eat Then you low you to keep us from the opportunity come home and fall asleep trying to study. our ancestors-fought for and were mur­ MURRAY After a while you look around and no­ dered to acquire for us. It is bad enough tice that some of your fairer student col­ that I am having to pay for this education leagues are engaged in a myriad of leisure at all. I have heard from people in other activities. And you realize there is some­ countries that if one is a good student the i thinks you thing insidious about the system; that state pays for his education. nb, see (not your Black, Chicano/a and Latino/a I am going to leave this university in ). So he and brothers and sisters do not even have and June with my degree. Unfortunately some ted regulat- have not been given ample resources to students of color will be leaving without a fou’rejusta live on. Nor do we have any real leisure degree. Countless others believe that s, incapable time and on top of being a student and a death could not keep them from it. The re­ iocy and in full-time member of the work force, we are ality is that a 24 percent fee increase ¡e? Can you all educating the campus on what it is like might IINK, then to be Chicano/a, Latino/a and Black. Financial aid has not been working to James Staten is a senior majoring in our advantage. We wait for money that Black studies and history. 8 Monday, February 3,1992 FEATURE Daily Nexus t K HE m ***m s « l* ~ «* * ^ —

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Yoiing Americans Go 1East andlDiscover 1Prague Text by Chris Ziegler; Photos by Morgan Freeman

n less than six months, thousands of college students “There’s a lot more opportunity here than in the United Prague last October and, like most Americans “got lucky” will leave school and embark on the annual tradition States,” said Amherst graduate Susanna Cooper. Cooper is and found a place through toe grapevine. of traveling through Europe. But where once they a reporter for Prague Post, Czechoslovakia’s other nce one finds an apartment, rent can range any­ I would linger in London or Paris, these young Amen- English-language newspaper which was founded in Oc­ where from $30-500, with most places closer to cans are now flocking to the cobbles toned streets and me­ tober by UCSB graduate Lisa Frankenbeig and a handful of O toe $30 end. dieval churches of the Czechoslovak capital, Prague. other Americans. But, like anywhere else, toe low rent has its dis­ Since the Velvet Revolution of November, 1989, tourism “Everything seems decided and settled in the U.S.,” advantages, like low quality and a lack of tenant rights. has boomed to the point that not even the Czechoslovak Mikes said. “The (U.S.) economy is really ‘Go East, my “Landlords can walk into your apartment and say, ‘right, government is sure how many Americans are just passing son.’” you have to be out in two hours,’” Ogar said. through and how many are hanging out "indefinitely.” But Much has been made of Prague’s potential to be the Leckbee discovered his lack of rights first hand when his it is estimated that about 10,000 Americans have turned a “Paris of the 1990s,” and Prague’s reputation as a center of landlord kicked him out on New Year’s Day, saying simply, tourist visit into a long-term stay. culture and a crossroads of Europe helps foster this roman­ “Eric, Happy New Year. I want my apartment, be out by Former UCSB student Jennifer Ogar came to Prague in tic ideal. But the validity of it is debatable among Ameri­ tomorrow.” November, 1990, after spending the summer after her so­ cans there. For those who end up staying, there is toe myth — and phomore year traveling through Europe. “That’s a veiy romantic version of the whole thing,” then toe reality — of living in a small, economically strug­ “I was out of money,” Ogar said. Now, 15 months later, Cooper said. “I think it’s economics,” not art which is toe gling former Communist countiy. Bauersfeld bemoaned she is still in Prague and is die news editor of Czechoslova­ real story of Prague, she said. toe “endless frustration” of dealing with toe Czechoslovak kia’s first English-language newspaper, Prognosis. "The ‘Paris of toe ’90s’ cliche is a romantic idea,” Ogar bureaucracy, a Kafkaesque system “which really isn’t a sys­ Though Ogar, 21, is without a college degree, she and said. “It’s not true, it comes from toe Americans who five tem,” he said. here, not toe Czechs.” Ogar derided Americans living in Mikes complained about such inconveniences as not be­ Prague who have “toe romantic notion to think you live in a World Outlook ing able to take a hot shower because, for some unknown bastion of art.” reason, toe coal delivery man did not make his deliveiy that four UCSB graduates used their experience working at the Yet there is something besides Czechoslovakia’s famous Pilsner beer which keeps many young Americans there lon­ day. Daily Nexus in founding P rognosis in March, 1991, after And everyone bitches about toe food. “The food is inter­ ger than they had ever intended. “It’s hard to explain,” Sid­ sitting in a cafe, lamenting their inability to read a news­ esting,” Geggis said with a laugh. paper like they would at Isla Vista’s Blue Dolphin. benbeig said. “Prague has a certain aura, a certain magic. “I’d love to see what my cholesterol level is,” Ogar said, For Kip Bauersfeld, who left UCSB last winter a few un­ It’s retained its Old World flavor, it’s quaint,” he said. explaining that during toe winter, toe rarity and high cost of its short of graduation, his European odyssey “began with a “When I first got here, I can’t explain how alive toe city fruits and vegetables force her to live off a Czech diet of certain romanticized concept of Paris,” and ended in was, how much eneigy was left over from toe Revolution,” meat, potatoes and bread. Prague in March, after becoming sorely disillusioned with said San Francisco State graduate Eric Leckbee. But many Americans find toe opportunities and adven­ Pans. f you visit here for a week you can kind of smell that tures available in Prague outweigh such negatives as toe Since then, he and former UCSB graduate student How­ things are changing,” Cooper said. ard Sidbenbeig have become involved in what he described food, lack of many consumer goods, gloomy weather and frustrating bureaucracy. “After being in Paris for a week, I as Prague’s “vibrant artistic community.” I If it is a nebulous sense of magic that initially draws Bauersfeld and Sidbenbeig, who has put his Ph.D. in po­ was really happy to be back in Prague,” Geggis said. “For Americans to Prague, it is toe city’s cheapness that some reason, Prague is a more welcoming city.” litical science on hold, are among the more ambitious helps to keep them toere.“I am only working 15 hours a Americans in Prague with their plans to establish an week (teaching English),” said University of Viiginia gra­ English-language literary journal. Calling it Twisted Spoon duate Gretchen Geggis, “and I’m able to pay for food and Press, they expect to release a translation of Franz Kafka ren t” from German to English and a novel this spring, Sidben­ “You can make it on $100 a month, but it’s not easy,” beig said. Ogar said. “Americans find it ideal, because toe cost of liv­ Ogar and Bauersfeld, along with their American compat­ ing is so cheap and they can find their own niche.” riots, stand out with their American clothes and hairstyles, To earn that $100, most Americans rely on toe one com­ their ability to speak English— and their inability to speak modity they have that virtually all Eastern Europeans want: Czech. “A lot of Americans tend to spend a lot of time with English. Some, like Mikes, teach in Czech public schools, other Americans,” said Cal State Hayward graduate Nik£ while others, like Bauersfeld, work for Czech firms that use Mikes, who, being a Czech-American, remastered her Westerners to teach their employees English. Still others m Czech. “The language barrier has a lot to do with it,” she give private lessons, often in exchange for tutoring in said. Czech. But Americans in Prague are using their English- Private arrangements are often made by chance. “I met a speaking ability, and other Western skills, like computer girl in toe Prague Metro,” Leckbee said, explaining how he literacy, to their advantage, exploiting the city’s cheap cost came into his teaching job. of living to create opportunities virtually impossible at Once a job is squared away, housing is cheap but. home. hard to find, and food is also veiy inexpensive. “If you have friends, you better use them,” said Geggis, who arrived in

Prognosis editors Wade Daniels and Matt Welch moon­ light at Charles Bridge, the hot spot for musicians of all ages. Even young protégés

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i' Vy* ? _ • fJr.t - Daily Nexus Monday, February 3,1992 9 Physics Professor Honored Hartle Named Distinguished Faculty Research Lecturer

By Seana Fitt nia Institute of Technology in 1964 before Staff Writer joining the UCSB physics department in 1966. Hartle said he has taught courses rang­ A UCSB physics professor recognized ing from “basic physics to graduate semi­ for his research in quantum cosmology has nars.” In regard to his teaching duties, been named the distinguished faculty re­ Hartle said, "I like explaining things to search lecturer by the Academic Senate for people and helping them understand ... the 1991-92 year. (but) I don’t like grading 300 papers.” James Hartle, who was chosen by a com­ The Distinguished Faculty Research mittee of previous honorees on Jan. 23, is Lecturer is only one of several distinctions one of nine recipients of the award this Hartle has received. He is also an elected cnmunwriiB year, with one winner coming from each member of the American Academy of Arts Award-winning professor James Hartle. UC campus. and Sciences and the National Academy of Hartle was pleasantly surprised with the Sciences. award. “Everybody likes to have the ap­ Harde’s award-winning research is in proval of their peers,” he said. “I’m veiy quantum cosmology, a subject related to pleased." Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. “The cen­ Hie criteria for the honor is based al­ tral issue of modem cosmology ... is the ENTER TO WIN A most completely on the research of the problem of finding the laws that deter­ candidate, according to Duncan Melli- mined how the universe started out,” champ, chair of the Academic Senate. He Hartle said. added that the award is one of the highest He added that the development of a sim­ FREE CLASS RING faculty honors on campus. plified law of physics to explain the origin Previous winners have been chosen of the universe is one of die goals of his from a variety of academic areas, according research. THIS WEEK AT THE RING TABLE to physics professor Guenter Ahlers, the Hartle will deliver a speech to the cam­ 1989-90 winner and current chair of the pus on his research sometime during Academic Senate selection committee. Spring Quarter. “The lecture should be on Stop by and visit your ArtCarved representative during this special Hartle received his BA. from Princeton a level that will be accessible to the general event. Check out our awesome collection of styles. ArtCarved University and his Ph.D. from the Califor­ public,” Ahlers said. will customize a college ring just for you with thousands of special options. Don’t delay—see your ArtCarved representative before this promotion ends.

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Continued from p.l Luis Obispo,” said Lago- changing camps. ple,” UCSB College Repu­ to vote for someone who and pro-choice. I don’t Lagomarsino’s office de­ m a r s in o ’s a id e , Jim “I like Bob Lagomarsino, blicans member Lea Cable- will implement change,” he want some neanderthal rep­ nied reports of dwindling Youngsin. but I’m a party person and I don said. “He may have a said. resenting me in the govern­ support, claiming that the But Huffington has of­ believe we should always be longer future ahead of him. I Huffington’s pro-choice ment,” Carbonni said, ad­ veteran lawmaker still has fered an alternative to many bringing up new people think it’s a real old vs. new stance on abortion is help­ ding that she has not sup­ solid backing both locally who view the government as through the ranks,” the thing.” ing him to make inroads, ac­ ported Lagomarsino since and nationally. over-entrenched. source said. “There are 25 Huffington is hoping that cording to Carbonili, who she became involved with “Lagomarsino has the A higher-up in the local major people in the Repu­ this sentiment wiU sweep leads the Santa Barbara Re­ Republicans for Choice. support of the National Re­ Republican Party who re­ blican Party that I know of him to office, perhaps with publicans for Choice. “I’m elated to find that publican Party, Senator quested anonymity said she that want a change.” bipartisan support “I sus­ “Certainly you can point Huffington’s fiscally con­ John Seymour (R-Calif.) has witrfessed a number of “Huffington’s younger, pect there may be people to Lagomarsino’s successes, servative, but flexible on so­ and both sheriffs in San Lagomarsino’s supporters and that does affect peo­ switching parties this time but I want someone new cial issues,” she said.

middle-class families. fee hike will impose on their tion oiganizers will take as said. “We have to make that McCarthy “The answers weren’t gi­ lives and their families. He many students as possible to threat” The deadline to re­ ven as to how (the increase) said his office had already the Student Summit in Sac­ gister for the summit is Feb. Continued from p.l would impact various stu­ received approximately 400 ramento Feb. 22-24, where 7. ASSEMBLY anybody is with you,” dents who had limited ac­ letters from students “who both UC and California •Legislative Council will McCarthy said. “Just be­ cess to financial aid,” were sometimes working 30 State University students devote the period from 7 to Tom Hayden cause they support other McCarthy said, reflecting or 40 hours a week in jobs will lobby at the Capitol 7:30 p.m. every Wednesday John Vasconcellos causes you are in favor of, that he had voted against just to stay in school.” building. In a press release during their regular meeting Robert Campbell don’t assume that they are last year’s 40 percent hike After the meeting, a group last week, McCarthy offered to discuss the fee increase, going to be OK on this for me same reasons. of about 20 students re­ his office as the students’ answer student questions i|§§|||:i: issue.” McCarthy, who has one mained in the UCen Art headquarters when they are about the issue ana discuss McCarthy, the only re­ son who graduated from Galleiy to discuss how to in Sacramento. the progress of protest gent to vote against the fee UCLA ana another who make an oiganized stand “When we go to the Stu­ campaigns. Robert Presley hike at last month’s meeting graduated from UC Davis, against the increase. They dent Summit, we have to re­ Alfred Alquist at UC Davis, said he op­ urged students to write per­ devised the following plans: member the one word (legi­ •Students also plan to posed the increase because sonal letters to legislators •Associated Students slators) fear is ‘vote,’” A.S. start a letter-writing cam­ Nicholas Petris of the burden it placed on outlining the problems the and UC Students Associa­ President Rachel Doherty paign in front of the UCen. LETTERS & SCIENCE STUDENTS Two 12” Cheese Pizzas for only This is one case that's going to be settled out of court. $ Q 9 9 y + ta x TODAY P I ZZ A Additional Toppings Extra presents ... with this ad is the last day to JOHNLITHGOW ICET A§tf«imASSES^ THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON Contact the Office Ofthe Registrar February 3, 1992 • IV Theatre 8:00 & 10:00 pm • $3.50 sponsored by: Black Pre-Health & A.S. Underwrite

Why do you say Jesus is God? ¥ ¥ A SK CLIFFE & ¥ ¥ c Cliffe Knechtle will be speaking ¥ ¥ 9a In Front of the Library 8 ¥ ¥ February 3 -6 ¥ ¥ 12:00 Noon - 2:00 p.m. j• E ¥ ¥ Isn't it time you found out? e 0 ¥ ¥ Sponsored by o n n Gaucho Christian Fellowship 1u ¥ "‘This w ould ¥ 0 ¥ probably ¥ ASXAH STUDENT COALXTUW 1 ¥ ¥ p resen ts 1 happen i f The Third Annual & ¥ ¥ "We don’t know exactly who he is, Captain - o a disgruntled worker, we figure.” 2 ¥ A il AN AMERICAN W TW AT ¥ you don't do it."\ Beyond Assimilation: SttbaOGQIPfliBg m s m T "CAREERS IN EDUCATION” CONFERENCE Date: February 9,1992 Location: The Cliff House Time: 10:00am-4:30pm Avoid Getting Your A one day conference for those who are Admission Free interested in pursuing careers in education Bike Impounded Featuring: 'Here and Now’ Workshops Include: Status of Antt-Asian American Sentiment Learn About PARK IN THE BIKE RACKS Leadership Skills, and Men & Women Caucus •Elementary and Secondary Teaching •Academic and Vocational Counseling PLEASE NOTE: •Administrative Positions • Special Education •Public Policy • GRE Preparation 1. No parking on the fence outside UCen 2. No parking outside the MCL labs Keynote Speaker 3. No parking outside Cheadle Hall Ernest Boyer, President of the Carnegie 4. No parking in the dirt area by the pool Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching 5. No parking all over the front of the library Also Featuring 6. No parking on the fence by Campbell State Senator Gary K. Hart (D- Santa Barbara), chairman of the Senate Education Committee — ¥ Illegally parked bicycles are subject to Date: Saturday, February 8 impound and a $12 fine...there are Time: 9:30 am - 3:00 pm better ways to spend $12!!! Place: UCSB Chcm. 1179 & Buchanan Hall RETREAT! —> All im pounded bikes m ust be Free Luck If yom RSVP by Feb. 6 For more information call 893-2288 registered ($6.00) For questions call Alex Taa, Co-Chair 562-8642 Limited Seating — ¥ Impounded bikes can be recovered Tickets: $10.00, Includes Lunch RSVP fora: Asian American Retreat from the CSO office from 10-1 pm M-F, Please retara to Aalaa EOP by Feb. 6 if yon want Presented by UCSB Graduate School of call the CSO office at 893-2433 if you ImalhS Or call at 562-8642 Education Alumni Association have any questions '«tmunUif le rr,’

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6 JO pm — Leg Council meeting, UCen Pavilion Careers in ‘Education Monday, Feb. 2 6 JO pm — Student Economics ASsoc. meeting, Mike Marcy, Forever— To use inis Nexus service you MUST be registered economist for Chevron, speaks cn the economic outlook in the at CAC, UCen 3151 oil business, SH 1432A Conference All week — Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual Celebration W eek, infor­ 7 -8 pm — Queeradio — weekly radio show on lesbian, gay, mation table in front of UCen — AB101 Petition, ribbons to bisexual culture and issues, KCSB 91.9 FM •Date: Saturday, February 8, 9:30-3:00 wear for support 7-8 pm — CATE, Bible study, Jesus' healing o f th e dem on All week— Put your best foot forward— sign up your organi­ possessed man, UCen 1 •Place: UCSB Chem. 1179 & Buchanun zation for the 14th Annual Jog-a-Thon, CAC, UCen 3131 7-8 JO pm — Amnesty International meeting, you can make a A ll week — Attn: Cultural groups get Storke Plaza booked for difference, Int’l Students Center, Bldg. 434 your cultural weeks this spring, CAC, UCen 3131 There will be various speakers including: 8 pm — Public lecture: Education spokesman Ernest Boyer— All week — Special Olympics practices are now in progress. "The Nation’s Schools: Priorities for a New Century,” Camp­ Dr. Ernest Boyer, Keynote speaker, former For info on how to volunteer call CAB, 893-4296 or stop by of­ bell Hall, free U.S. Commissioner of *’'* cation! fice, UCen 3123 8 pm — S l Mark's Music Night, St. Marie’s Senator Gary K. Hart, who w i l l be discussing All week — UCSB Bookstore display of prominent lesbian/ careers in public policy which will have an gay/bisexual literature All week — Careers in education conference on Sat, Feb. 8. Thursday, Feb. 6 effect on education! A ll day — Come by CAB’s volunteer action center A check Tickets on sale from CAB, $10, seating is limited, for info out those one time events. Volunteers are always needed. UCen D ean J o h n s to n , Owner of the Santa Barbara 893-4296 or UCen 3125 3125, 893-4296 Business College! 1J0-2 JO pm — Dell Richards, author o f“Lesbian Lists," pre­ 10-11 am — Resume writing, C&CServ 1109 sents Lesbian Superstars of Histoiy, W omen's Center and many MORE!!! 11 am-4 pm — CAB in conjunction w/ Tricounues Blood 3-5 pm — "What’s the Difference? To be a gay, lesbian or Bank Blood Drive, UCen Pavilion room. Step by to donate bisexual student at UCSB," thowing and discussion of the blood! For info 893-4296, UCen 3125 Limited seating, Tickets: $10.00 video. Multicultural Center Noon — Diversity series: Does the University have a role in 3- 5 pm — Finance Board meeting, UCen 2 ...will be available from the ensuring a non-hostile learning environment? Kerr Hall TV 5 pm — Earth Summit meeting to discuss environmental con­ A .S ./C .A .B .office, GSE office, and the S tu d io A UCSB Alumni Assoc, office. cerns at the Earth Summit Conf. this summer in Brazil, Trinity 12-1 pm — Rally! Come out and who your loud and proud sup­ Church library, 1300 State St. F o r information and questions port for the Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual community! Storke Plaza 6 JO pm — Friendship Manor sing-a-long 1- 3 pm — Discussion of AB 101, the Gay Rights Initiative led Call 893-2288!!! 7 pm — Diversity series: does the university have a role in en­ by Rhonda Levine, W omen's Center suring a non -hostile learning environment?— with Sarah Fen- 2- 3 pm — Interview skills, C&CServ 1109 stennaher. Channel 21 3 JO pm — Health Professions Assoc. U of Pennsylvania med­ 7-9 pm — Movie night— showing of Marion Riggs “Tongues ical school presentation, location TBA A.S. PROGRAM BOARD Untied,” Women's Center 4 ,8 pm — “Henry V," British actor and filmmaker Kenneth 7 JO pm — Discussion of upcoming election for the UCSB. Branagh’s film adaptation explores Henry's young mind when football team. Founders Room he is prematurely forced to preside over a nation, Campbell 8 pm — Winner .of the 1986 Before Columbus Foundation’s HaU, Students $3 American Bock Award, Hisaye Yamamoto reads from her 4-5 pm — How to do an information interview, C&CServ 1109 book "Seventeen Syllables: Five Stories of Japanese American 5 pm — Attn: Jrs and Sis: Senior Class Council first meeting: Life.” Yamamoto was among the first Japanese American au­ H bring a friend A help plan activities, CAC, UCen 3151 thors to gain national recognition after WWH, Girvetz Theatre, 7 pm — La Mesa Directiva general meeting, all reps expected BANDS fr e e to attend, El Centro I N T H E PUB 9:15-10:45 pm — SDL St. Marie’s 7:15 pm — Israel Action Committee presents "Sinai Comman­ featuring local bands: dos." W idely acclaimed film depicting Israel's victory in the CINDERBLOCK ROGUE CHEDDAR Tuesday, Feb. 4 Six Day War in 1967, UCen 3, free I CIRCUS FREQUENCY INDICA All day — Be a friend to someone special For info call CAB, 7 JO pm — Catholic Discovery, get answers about your faith, 893-4296 or stop by UCen 3123 CIRCUS LIFE NO ONE YOU KNOW S t M ark's EVIL FARMER SLEEPWALKERS 11 am-12 pm — Identifying your career objective, C&CServ 7:30 pm — Asian Pacific American Student Union general 1109 ONLY meeting, yearbook pictures taken, new members welcome, 6:30PM 12 JO pm — Accounting Assoc, meeting, Bruce Ferguson Bands win olav In random order A rts 1426 ------miiiM—i— hmwi— from Kenneth Leventhal as speaker, UCen 1 8 pm — Author Minnie Bruce Pratt reads from her poetry book 2-3 pm — Creative job search strategies, C&CScrv 1109 “Crime Against Nature,” which was selected for both the 1991 2-4 pm — “For Love and for Life," showing of the documen­ American Library Association Gay and Lesbian Book Award tary cn the march cn^Vashington for lesbian and gay rights on and the Lamonl Poetry Award from the Academy of American Oct. 11,1987, Women's Center Poets, Girvetz Theatre, free 4- 5 pm— Campils Organization Orientation meeting, UCen 1 Ü;d 10 pm — Taize prayer at Sl M ark’s 5- 7 pm — Reception for lesbian, gay and bisexual faculty and :f e B staff. Women’s Center Friday, Feb. 7 5 pm — CAB board meeting, UCen 2 AllI DayDay— — UCSB Eating Disorders Awareness Week begins 5:30 pm — Stress management group, C&CServ TODAY, 6 pm — Battle of the Bands — come Which these 8 great local All day— Be a volunteer and help the world shine brighter. For bands: CindeiUock, Circus Frequency, Circus Life, Evil Far­ info CAB, 893-4296, UCen 3125 mer, Indica, No One You Know, Rogue Cheddar and Sleep­ 10 am — Day hike to Inspiration PoinL M eet at ECen parking UCSB ARTS &LECTURES walkers! Be there on time — any band could play first! Doors lot, then caipooL free open at 6, bands start at 6:30.51 — $1 coupon off future Pub 12-1:30 pm — Adult Children of Alcoholics Group, drop-in events -t- Free! discussion/support group, SHS conf. room 6- 7 pm — Assoc. Blacks in Communications general meeting. 1- 3 pm — Contemporary Lesbian A Gay Politics: the last two Actors from the London Stage All members get info for Black Histoiy Month, new events decades — Beth Schneider presents an overview. Women’s planned, fundraisers, etc. UCen 3 C enter Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare's 6- 7 JO pm — Stress Management Peers test anxiety program, 2- 3 pm — Other Choices, drop-in discussion/support group, C&CServ 1340 SHS Conf Room rollicking battle of the sexes comes alive 7 pm — Diversity series: What Is Constitutionally Protected 3 J0-4JO pm — Activism in the Queer Community — Sch with Eve fine actors from the Royal Speech with professor Richard Flacks, Channel 21 Welch, local gay rights activist speaks, UCen 1 Shakespeare Company. 7 pm — AIKS EC general meeting, new members always wel­ 6 pm — Single Parent Student Assoc. Family Pizza Night at come. UCen 2 West Campus Family Student Housing recreation room. All 7- 9 pm — LGBA celebrating our culture — culture night/ Tuesday, February 4 / 8 PM single parents welcome! Info 968-6948 sodaL International Students' Lounge 7 pm — Gaucho Christian Fellowship large group, Q iffe lim ited sea tin g 7 pm — Pre-Law Assoc, meeting with LSAT reps Kaplan and speaking, Chem 1179 Princeton, Geol 1100 7 pm — Studies in the Old and New Testaments, I Peter 3. Saturday, February 8 / 2 PM & 8 PM 7 pm — MUJER social!! Come socialize with other Chicanas Come join us, UCen 2 and Larinas, refreshments will be provided. El Centro (Bldg UCSB Campbell Hail 8 pm — "Magicians of the Earth,” with Philip Haas. He will in­ 4 0 6 ) troduce and answer questions about this film series celebrating 8 pm — Chicano Graduation Committee general meeting, traditional artists. Begins with “Scni’s Children," followed by Reserved seats: $15/$13/$10 theme of grad, will be decided, El Centro "A Young Man’s Dream and A Woman's Secret,** Girvetz Students: $13/$ll/$8 8 pm — "Much Ado About Nothing," Actors from the London Theatre, $3 students Stage bring the Bard's romantic comedy to life. Campbell Hall, 9 pm — Lynda Montgomery: Queer Comedienne (cost in­ students $13/11/8 cludes performance A dance), Carrillo Dining Commons, $3 9:15 pm — Movie Night at S l M ark's For tickets or information call: 893-3535 Wednesday, Feb. 5 10 pm — LGB A Celebration Week dance, DJ Andre Lucero A ll day — Jeans Day — show your support for the Lesbian/ spins some great music to celebrate the end of a fabulous week! Gay/Bisexual community by wearing jeans! Carrillo Dining Commons, $3 All day — Give the world a lift today, volunteer with CAB. 893-4296, UCen 3123 Saturday, Feb. 8 N oon 9 J 0 am — California College Democrats Convention. Hear Healing Earth M editation, weekly session in the experience from Gary Hart, Bill W allace and others. For info call Jessie, of deep ecology, Peace Flame 9 6 8 -3 1 3 6 12-12:50 pm — Marijuana, a supportive, non-judgemental 10 am — D ay h ik e — A liso C anyon T r a il M eet at EC en park­ group for students questioning their relationship with pot. Drop ing lot, then carpooL free in or call, 893-2914, SHS Conf. room 10 am — Beach Clean-Up, all students invited to help clean up 1- 2 pm — Bisexuality 101: unlearning biphobia lecture/ out beach! Bring a lunch for post cleanup party — volleyball AND GETTING RESULTS discussion led by Mary McGhee, CAC Activities Advisor, tool Meet at the Marine Science Institute U C en 1 2 ,8 pm — "Much Ado About Nothing," Actors from the Lon­ Wednesday • February 5 • 4-5pm * UCen 3 2- 3 pm — Women in Communications, Inc. informal meeting, don Stage bring the Bald’s romantic comedy to life. Campbell U C en Pub Hall, students $13/11/8 3- 4 pm — Resume writing", C&CServ 1109 4- 6 pm — Acoustics in the Pub features the reggae sounds of United Nation, free Sunday, Feb. 9 Thursday • February 6 • Noon 1-4 J 0 pm — Being a man and getting it right! S l M ark's Kerr Hall TV Studio A 4-5 pm — Public Lecture: Sex A Relationships by John Bald­ 6 JO pm — Spaghetti dinner— great time to make new friends, win, Ph.D., SHS Conf. room, free S l M arie's Instructional Development 4-5 pm — Winter leadership series: grabbing attention and get­ 8 pm — "Eating: a serious comedy about women and food. ting results, UCen 3 Campbell HaU, discussion following. Presented as part of Eat­ Does the University Have a Role 4 JO-6 pm — Why a Gay Jeans Day? Open discussion for non­ ing Disorders Awareness Week. $3 students, $5 general gay people (A gay people too) on the politics of Gay Jeans Day. in Ensuring A Non-Hostile Came share your feelings. Facilitated by Ron Alexander and Learning Environment? Sue Harding, Therapists and C&CServ. San Miguel Formal L ounge Presenter: Sarah Fenstermaker, Associate Dean, 6 pm — Health Professions Assoc. Dr. Kohl workshop #1, Grad u a te D ivision Overview of the Application Process, Psych 1824 6-9 pm — National student Speech Language Hearing Assoc, general meeting, UCen 2 . ,

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