VOLUME 4 CLARKSVILLE, TENNESSEE, MARCH 7, 1923 NUMBER 16 ALPHA TAU OMEGAS INTER-FRATERNITY OPEN MEETING STEWART LITERARY__ ENTERTAIN TOURNAMENT OF THE Y.M.C.A. SOCIETYREVIVED Four Games Played Dr. Van der Meulen Speaks rpciml 1(sse(, Alpha Tani (falhda A. P. Crowe Elected President 'Ian Omiega entert ainedl wit h an St udent had a illfori al par~ty in thiei r fraternlity The fraternity tour- Tihe Y.M.C.A. last Sun- Oln rTiesdayv afternoon at 1 :30, a roollis onllThursday evening, laii ieilteis goinig full blast. More v ery inspil-ilg mieetingo all miein interestedl in MarcI 1. interest than has ibeen shown in m~eetilng of years. is in evidcc. Everybody (lent of the Loausville Seminary, the Stewart Society was call ed in The rooms1 were lprettily decor- is figni ig the (dopeC 1nd1 watchiing deliver-ed the adldress. H~e had Ihe Literai-v Society room at the ated wi th the Fraternlitvy(colors, it get sniashied inl a bl(ier brland] wvit h him thle Seminary (quartet ('onuos. At thins ileeti 11g. r. bluie and gold. St reaillers (If crepe (f high (lass Ilsketilall than11was w-lhiclh sang 1two selectionssIleauti- Chaopel Fenwick:, who was elected were draped] from the (1han- illilel anlticipalted by aniyone. All the fully. precsid(ent (If thle mleeti ng before delier to tile walls, foriing a chap;ters have excellenit teams and~ M1r. liings, (If the Gospel teama, Cli iistillis, tender(-ed his resigila- (ililo]y over thle heads (If thle the tour gamnes have arousedl 1cad two pasags of scriplture Lio oni(l ac(ounit (If lack of Co-opeIr- guests. Two enlarged Fraternlity first enithusiasmi like the finals usually hir01m Luke 5, and JIohn 21. 1r .liioil (If Ilhe miembehrs aild ac- ills were iused1 in thle illumination (do. Although the play is hard VanI der Meulen's text was "Flor (0o111t (f 11111ti idici tv(If other and the other lights were covered -11(1 fast the spirit of riva]lry liaH which (ofvon settinui(it to huild (uties. After thle accep tan ce,(If withI lblue and(1golwicli mIlade a leeni lean and1(1splend~idl. The ai towelr(lothl not first sit down Mr. Fenwvick's resiginationi. anlleec- soft glow oIver thle whole rooml. tol iianieiit hidls fair to he a iiem- an1cou(nt111the cost.' tionIIwas held forIa inew lpresidenit. ui able one inl lhe hisi orv of the The cost of high living is eoii Mm. A. ~. (Clowe wvas elected. IPattersoin, Agines Smllithl, arliy (01llege. sioleied from itheme lere everydlay All ilvitationl was read anld ac- Mary 1)11ret t, SaaliI c evilolds, .A.:1'. (. lDoubles 1'i. K. A. 48-24. side but the cost of real 1living is ceptedl at ihis mieetiiig froii the lizabethi Foster, Iriele (Cla~rdy, Thle first gamie of the toil ma- still higher. There are two sidles M amy Frances Kappha IDelta Literary Socit o Frances Edlward1s, iielit went to the A. T. O. in a to every bargain: what will it the ineiblems (If Stewarit Literary Ala rv Clberson, I 'eilleIblkel, rat her one-sid(edl affair. The win. cost ? 01n(1]ow much(1 will you get Society tolmeet with them in iii (l Louise Orrell, Frailces Ca rieal, iiei s illlvedl superb) ball and were ((ut of it? Fine11vElder, Louisa I((rigiiez, - it 11 tulme in very nlu'hl daniger of Everythi ing wo(rth leaiiving costs boasts to be thle (lily act(ive Liter- Fiancees Settfe, P aul- AdeeCr'oss, tir1 opponlents. somlethinlg. It cost soIllethiniig for 111v Society in SSouthlweiternuilt Jordlan, inle Ilidlplhl, Iorothy For the. A. T. 0.'s Sanm HallI was von toI he here. Your mtlher llowyshle will have rivalry a plelty'. Poindiexter', Alberta \Ville Lee.di~ 1tle largest ind~ividlual scorer mnak- risked her life that you nmiglht W\e Iad n] oulIghlmniat (101'fi rst Al a coil, Sar a ( )rga inllilargaret ng tenl ield( goals. H-ooker and Ihave life. It costs somlet hinhg to imicetilig after ireorganiizationi tol do i ill iaii were tied for honors oil he an American. There is hut o1ne somle ieal g(od woi-k, mud1( it is the Ili IKaplpa Al phai teamis with reason(11 why Amierica is (differenit ('lt irely unI toIIs whiethi ci we ((Iii Jamies Lee, bly, "Iled' Aver-y, five goals eaclh. Fresh uiaii IHook- frm 1 Africa, (Ir China, and tia t tillli 0 orie. Therie should lbe a soil, '. i\-. Lloyd (O'Neal. 1bill IIhbi er shlowedl exceptionally good (nele iasoi is that platri ots hiave ne)w' mlotivye forIiniiterest iii this La lsIey, I ) ousey B rolomle, Iberct 1(11 nl. 1His floor work 011(d lnd- bled antd (lied for this coiunitry. vork nowl, sinuce Alpha PhiI Ej - 1-otch- I olt, Pred Jestv. Tonii li hg (of the 1ball was very skilfuil. F eire is hut one excuse for living siilsis iagainl on11theme(ilulus 1and ( loodwiil kiiis, J1amies ( 'ulberson, in the heat of the game, howvever, :,rd that excuse is thlat yon can th'eie 1m1s1t led a11 0c(ive Literary Moore, Ilavyllnd Myrick, H aiold.l he lost his hearing and1( shot at hielpl others, an11d live a life of serv- Society fi-oni which to odrawu' leu Forrest Lavender, (Grady Shill, 1he A. T. O. goal; also hils team ce. ChIristianliity cost more thanm i e ateil e'I gSeat IBelhier, Saml Hall, William A I- miate. West, (duplicatedl a while Borne (If us realise. To01 iegin with dci~soui, Leroy ITsseiy, Jamies H-. later. Bill lRobison's shiooting it cost the life of God's only son. Newtoni, anl) William INufin. wias his best but four plersonal Theni figure for a secondiolwi C. Lvonl De)an and1(1 rs. Scott fouls r'etiried hiim froum the gamle. many lives it has cost to keep it PI ALPHIAS chaplleroned the palrty. The Ili. K. A. team made five per- here. We are told thlat its easy A delicious salad course consist- sonial fouls to the A. T. O. team's to lbe a miissionlary or a preachler, GIVE BANQUET ing of c-Ihicken salad, hlot chioco- nine. b"t it isn't. It mean~ls somietimnes late, 5011(1wiches and wvafeis, was rtle sacrifice of all our (desires and Line Up Tfheta ChIap~ter of the Pi Kappa serv-ed by the hosts. hopeIIs. Solmetimles it evenl meansi A. TI. O. Pi. K. A. hirdepartin~g, the guests ex- the sacrifice of our loved onies. Alpha11 Fraternlity and their pledges Hall...... THooker enjo(yedl a (delightful bailquet onl hresid55 to the active chapllter and Whatever it mlay cost, it is eas- eveining in the priivate pledges the pleasure thley had enCl- ily wiorthi it .A reliious life is Saturvday Rolbisonl...... Gilliam room at t-le Womaniu's Club. joyedl 0n1d1their appreciationl for like a towel. A tower is built for (illing Left Forward the dlelightful evening spent. leanly. There is 110 life so beauti- At each ('11( of tihe 1rooi two Fleinister ...... Person fuil as the life in which JTesus big fraternlity pins were sulspend~l Ceinter d1wells 111nd1works. rThenla tower ((1. Thlese enmblemis, back of which ('ulber son...... West is buiilt for vision. In oldenl times weie place)] electric lights, a11nd BASKET BALL light Guard a tower was built so that p~eople Caildle siin the fraterniity colors, Lapsley ...... Breed could protect thIemselves from ene- jl iiishied itliiimination. AWARDED Left Guard LETTERS lmies. They could see for across TIhle tables which, were plaicedl S.A.E. Loses to Club 33-56 the country if they climbed high s(1 as to fornI01iimmense P, mladle Eight Men Honored Capt. Alexander led his team ini tile tower. ft. is the same way a chlarinlg Ipicture with the row-s to a victory which was hard in life. You m111st climb high if cf gar net and] gold candles placed The Faculty Athletic Commit- earnedl. This game was much iT,Z want to see far ahead. Tile oni a paniel of garnet and gold tee awarded the official "S" of thle more lively than the first andl third tiling for which a tower is r ibbhoi which ran the length of Soilthiwestern Presbyterian U~ni- vastly more interesting. The Club built is safety. Today it isn't ech table. Placards fashioned to versity in blasketball to eight men. has a splendid combination and safe even from the physical point represeiut the fraternity pin mark- All of these men showed ability in thieir team work was very good at of view to go thlroiugh life withIoiut ed the plac-e of each guest. this sport and muadle a good clean- times. IDuring the first half the Christ. We need him in our in- ,- tilme course odinner which was playing, hard fighting teaml. Al- club fedl the ball to Alexander mlost lives. plerfect ill every appoinltment was though they did not make an un- which netted them nine out of Fellows, the world to-(lay needls served . After dinnuer Mr. Thomas usual recordl of gaines won and thleir thirteen goals in the first mien who will live like Christ. If Per-son acteod as toast master in lost, still they put up a style of half. In the second half \Newton there ever was a time when Christ his inimitable manner. After diii- game that makes the other team and Smith found the basket for was nleededl it is todlay, and we nem speeches were made by several (Continued on Page 2) (Continued oni Page 3) (Continiued on Page 2) olf the chapter and alumin. 'HE SOU'WESTIER

THE SOU'WESTER tinjg for 11(11i hg. Sooner or ecstasy of aduoraltionl at her feet. la ter-. -le is bound1( to be caught- )ear'Iv- Beloved saw wuhere he was March 7, 1923 No. 16 "THE TEMPTATION Vol. IV. an pidunishe5ld. E veiy timle a maul and1( hung his ileadl. Published weekly by the students of the Sohthwestere does a dishioniest ting, it lbecomles A. ' I l I Xt I Preshyterian Utivoersity, Clarksville, Tennesee. tha muchlil(lhar~derfor hint to doi OF SAINT ALBIN" thiat whiich is right. 0ou1 negli- THE STAF ~y A reig ins evival 1his all theu Managing Editor .. E. A. MohnS, Jr. genice ill not seeinlg to it that lhe qulaities (If a beneficial elnter'pilise LOCAL ALUMNI Assistant Managing Editor ...... isicontinuies his 1i ctic(eof(de- ...... N. S. McLean ad olu(ccasio(11a111y somlleonle uder- Business Manager ... J. S. Reynolds fraudiug, wve leconme resp onisible goues its influenlce and1( retires frioml Frolnt week to w-eek, ill recounlt- Athletic Editor...... A. S. Mcllwaine to a certaiii extent, for the futur e Religious Editor...... C. T. Fenwickc the whirlinlg(If the pleasul'e-loving ing uover(il'oalulmi w~ho have woni Local Editors...... Margaret Fort crlimes (com111ttedl ly our fell ow soctiety of the w-orld to mieditate ...... Sara McReynolds student. Is it fair to thie other Alumnae Editor...... A. P. Crowe t~faufrom distr'actioo niith it''ifi- there are those w~io standl (lit Exchange Editor...... Annie Small fellow to let lliiii le a cheat and a R, nite iresistante of the IlulianmI indi 1merc Iprom~inlently thlan othlers. It Circulation Manager..C. Gilliam liar? Are we dloing our (duty as tol the penietr-ation oIt knixxled ce." is the desire of the Alumnli Editor ( 'liiistians, if we do not stop him Subscriptioni price, $2.00 a scholastic year io advance. Thjis xx'as thle case sonmei t i guo, li give the facts which miighit in whenever possible? 1 Adystisiog rates furnishedupo application to the wxheni uur' I)eau 11'Beloved, becaiie terlest our p~reselil stiuden~t boiiy Advrtjsiiig Manager. Let us all lbe'open ind11hed to see of a ge anduludecidedilafter' leaiig cciii'. diiy andilI lieulet us lie hiolest a ser'moonl ulIthle'responlsibiilities w ith l il sel yes thiat we are per oIf hacitizen'lithat he xvasitot ding EDITORIAL foi liilg it. 11 is for (1111 own) his idutx- to the slate and to hini- As eve] gone knowys, Ali-. Taite has good and for thle good of our fel- as-chf,if hietaandonuli~ed hlililelf to Jesi't (complletedl a very succesfull low stnlilelt (114d for thle golodl of 5 A SOPHOMORE EDITION thli"'fuiudish praulciiig ill caidence sea sonlof camlipaign hpeak illg for our'almia lmalter. cu11 reetly ele-cted( (Govelnor.M'. Ta~.te thro'(ughllhis naturlal gift for We atel everyV glaud to hihlitiill('t ilhat the niext issule of the Nor'- Such tricks hilt gouid ellii tor-f (110tel v 1and his excetelioinal abiil- Wi sIrr". will lie editeid b' the CONTRIBUTIONS cav11ally hor-ses atid fools, lie said. ity for niaking friends has biecomeil Suil-hoilile ( 'lass exclusiv'elv. Nut But never-thieless, unlknoini~g of etrlemiely poplularltall over the iliu-ethe secondlyerei'f the (lass FOR SOU'WESTER the fa(-t Ithat the a~fuoresaidu IDearly state'. It lasbseien receiitly saiid of 19 22 has thleeheenl a ('lass 1k 1ox-od has betaken himiself initol tif tIiis talenitedl tirator bliantillai- Ediitioni of ullir paper, hut llhis DESIRED thlie1-almii of ascetici sml, somlieonle 1 1111itiliive per-soni that lie is now invxitedl hi in to a dan11ce. Atfi rst. Ihliblest (camilaignIIspeak~er'inll- year Alve hope to hax-c an editionm 1 1 goitten oiuitliy eatci(lass illilalso As lesidei t 1 1 11tol11usit)1 I leailly Belov'eud udismisseil Itle niessee. We biespieak toIi1ill) the Ilv the Coi-eids. 'hope]l one 111011111g. this is the idea haltoIgetther', bul xwheniithe cc li-at01ulatioiis of the stuldenit 'Ihle Sophoiiiores being "'Sopdoi,'' im caine andiiilulall the (othler'lilemi- liody aiid the hotpie that hiis fillturie xAveare -laid 1(ogive thleml the ir'st paiper. Any literary productionl lidrs of the birotherhuoud were ipre- (' veieI'111a v lie even I li I' siut'cess - oppi~orltun~ity to shiowv their ability thalt the studienits may have writ- pat'ing for the frightful debtauch- finI than the one whiichi le has and11 to blaze the W'il fill the tther tell, wouild lie appireciated by tile ery, D earily' Belovedtil- thme Iev-il estabilishied. ('lasses. Realizin~g itie xaluie of SiiI 'W~ Sl. rfli1Tose stuldenits wlho Ali,. HIoward'ilSavage, 0a'oilii- thleCxIperienlce to be goained ill sichL (Irc bashful anld mioldest abouit thieirt -pI e ad uluit onl a. silv~emrtm'ay', a beau- lni'lt (younglawvver ill the city, htas Ix-tik, we feel that it should he as worIIk are irequestedl to halid their tiful dr'ess snit.I )earlly Belovxed (eesive as poussible, andu feel that (110115 toi us landi let us b)e the gtizeud ht itIwith 1lnginiig eyes; lie th l1ocal Ci-i tallCl(b.lIl-. Say- thliis is thle best way to get it lie- judge 1as towhether it shiouldlhe c'ulld see himself imn it steppinig lge has uonly lpraciticed law for a slhuort1timue and1 fore thlIa rgest lullihiel. pubilishied or not. a~lonlg the liighlyx'piol ishieulfloor' uf Iiis success c'a1nlie rTheiBest luck to von, Soplit- Thus far, the initer-esltiofthle thlieallr'uom, gatzing"into the Ibeau- pariti ally iiicsureul byhr is recenil. studlen~ts illthe 8(11-''WE5'lElt lias ti fil ey'es of Fairly D emure. HeI electionl to thiis ofihce of i 1111((I- Ibeeln toiworry aboutlits not geinlg e'xtenudetd his hianu ndilulwxas Ilhou ta lce. IHetalsol takes hill acivie (lit on(imiiie. We are glad to1see to toluchthe ta'c'urisedlgi l('henl wh'lenitte iispir1atiiinsiz'- Ihat lie is supe'rintllendenlt oifthe THE HONOR SYSTEM Tiis in~terest 011(1Awe hiopeCit xwill shillth 1n11 gr'ow feebile and die. H ow- edi hiiii and'le struck at the IDevil. Sllldav 5schoo~l (If the l'reshivtel-jall The Iholor System is the stil- evecr, we can settle this worying whio hatd bleem smilinhginv'itinmgly at 'liinch and11(has05jeist bieem ic 'tetd I)ea con of the (Chucli. dents' own mietlhod (if self-goel 1111ul vonuc(liisettle somic of (ill him l~el(e' ie.Teuisolds gioven.lil 1t Was ia urat ed at big pirobilemis, if you will make our Mr'. Lorlenl Wyatt, who was for Northiwestern ablouit twety years jobl a matter (ifselec'tionllaind(1ntt I )eau'l Belovxed turn'ledloon his soliie timiie assistanlt cashier at the aogubly the st udentis tlieuiselves heels, swcllinlg his ('hest pro'(udtly Nuolthern h ank, has recenltl y gain- wi thiout the klowledg'e of thie fact- becausliseht'hadl(efeated the IDev-il ed the dlistinctioll of all imupomrtant uilty aiid thlell was ac(epltedl an1d and hod Xwitlhstoodi ltetalitionl. As 1;siitilinil the biusi ness circles of hias a cted wvithi the full co-otlel - mlembller of 1tle staff. Write o1n lie rai sueuhis eaves,thle re stuoodlie- oill ' tily. He11ow hioldthe1 flietc tioiu of Iiit b odv- npltoithe pr1esenlt. any subject you desire, and if it fore hinminil life size the Faill of genieral secretary ocf 11. II. Sr I hI miiig thlis per'1iodl, 1tle Faculty is legibile and1(1wortliy, we will phi)- D~emurle, hel' eyes flalshitng w'itlI .c C o.. tobiacco mlalnufactulrers. has hot onlce failed to act ulpon lish it, signled o1'rllllllXllli11, just theo excitem~en~t uifthe(' revelr'y, in' Sou thiwesterni ('ill le di u l poudi the vi tinig himwithgblince anidl xords1, the lecolli iiiti01o f IHonorl hIs youlwishl. t-f hem' local aliiiiii. C'tounIcii; its ac'titoll heing merely "iswe(eter. thlall homley in the 11111ev- t he execui on o(f Ithe will of thle (W 5 EN' MEETIlNGO()"rF TH' ctuil," to cuimie 11d1jin1hier imi Illilill-( 'onucil toi save the stu- '. M. C.A. thle dalIc'(. Isere De)arly Belovedl SONG OF INDIA dents this ulnpleasanlt duly. Thlese 01111(istlfe'lI backwalirud. WI ll t wahis were somie (f the po0its brouiighit (Continlued froml Page 1) thiis? WVith the 1J1un e it iaibout us, ou1t hr Dean1 Lyon in his talk to Wahs. it really the object (of his With thie perfume~ts laroundl lus, th~e Rouost ems' ('lubh on Wednesday )lullst do oull' part towar'ds telling sighs when lie wais still ill thle Of lily, of jasmiline and1( rose, I coidle about (CIirist. wickedn ess of ignor'ance, b~eforme The breeze softly scatters The H-onior Coulicil now is func-u We lire very~ glad to hiave 1)r-. hiu haud taken his vowvs; was it she? The hlossotantld tatters tiuoning'~veryvwell, buit it neeuds tile 1'11 dei' Mueleii and his G ospel 'Tle walk, where I lose co-o0pei'ationi of tillthle students as teami with uls, land hop~e, they will aissuranilce of ilis eyes5and~ lie slow well as thle (co-operation (If the Ire 11 I'lI. ly c'ailie to the realizaitioni of Ii is Of yogi ; Facilty. Somlet imie5sI itudentshiave goodu fom'tumie. He stepped tui W lienrouse lietals spinlkl ihg 'n avers~into I'eportinlg 'ases tof BASKET BALL LETTERS wvher-e the berautiful imaitge sttiud. rmeeSoulthl CII winId touchl'les 1y dihonor- to a.lrepresentative of AWARI)E.I) Ilu' str et ched ouit a h appy hanld11tii checek. the ('oullcil, fearing tlht they hlel' ald in the hanlmdclalsp lie wais wouldillit accilseid of bein~g a tattle- (Continuled fromt Page 1) abolult ttogive hiet' were exprtessed allt. To most o(f us the tillte-tale the miost tenuder sentlients of adl ('lose we both are embra ced husltle aninulteres~ts the splecta- m1irahtionl and thlanks. Again lie Thiis is just the poinit whler-e the tors. Gaizedto111her uleeip eves and(1lost oh u!iv love! 11(11(11'Systemiial1miost everywxhere Thoiuse receiving t1h ese letters hlilmself iii their ininmite bluie. Slow- Andiu your breathi seems so sweiet fails. 'ir-C; Jalles M. Culbersoll, Robiert ly tus thioiughi she were bleing ca- Whlen your' lips somtletimles sliet [hut, the act of r'epotinig a case Ali.Robinlsonl, Buobert C. Flemnister, rieud away y lsom11e2ulnseenlfor'ce, And1( 1 sw-oon, for I love you, l11y oIf dishonor to the melmb~er's of the Samiuel 1). H-all, Fred B. .Testy, the imiage floated away, and D~earl- Love! Council is ill 110wise oan-actiof Legette B. Alexanider, JTanies HT. 11- Belov-tdulfollowved lietr illthe tattlilng: It is the peformainc(e Newton, H~orauce IH. Wilsoni. samet stm'tange magical maitnter'. Ou worvmds are soft noth imgs. (f hi iduty; somletimles, it ilar le, They aruived at the latce of wick- Andl o0111thoughts ale mere (itt'r- When vou don't feel juls1 right, eudiess just as thie inlter'1ission1wais ings If wue (lilt fellow studentl Wheni Voil can't sleepi at night, allow To1 the godol(f thlat passioni we call to chieat 011 a11examlintationl, we let YourI'life seemsl5so0luei, ly~ Belox-eudcalme to his setises, the Love. hiim thi nk that be is "getting Andl your-grubi tastes like glue, ilitel111issolwais (over'atndllie was~ An111the 11101n getly stealing awa,ax"withiisom~lething, anud en- When your 's in a whirl. dancinlg with Fai'ly IDemut'e. 'Crioss the sky, has a feelinig- Coil Iage hiinliito continuelChislprac'' WI iv in the worildi I: lunging his soull ilnto the balm (Of syvti pathly -lor'n from aliiove. tice oif attempljtinlg tio get some- 1)011't yiou nar'ry the gil. of ad~mirationl for hter. into ait - -A Soplioniioi'e. THE SOU'WESTER

I NTE R-FRATEZRN ITY PERSONALS HOW ITHAPPENED TOURNAME NT MODERN D.s I (ouise Orrellhws iailsentI (His Version) (Continued from Page 1) fromni Ie camusi for several (lays LEXICOGRAPHY onl acc'ounti of a slight attack of [ hail not the least intenitioni fiv e counters. Jimmny Smith made influienz'a. To do the thing I miention. a -rather low average in free shots An exhtaustiv e work(It reftr- Mr. W~alter Is. .Johnston is back I had shaken hiandls and started miaking only two out of six at- emnce to un-icertain English word(s cmi thle caimihus after a short v isit for the door, tempts. their or iii, iiieaning, legitimate Io his home in Mariannia. Arkan- Bumt ouri glan ces seemied to aing"le, Walker was the highest scorer and illegitimate use. sas. beiiig called there onl acicouit Amdid felt IlyA pulses tingle for the S .A. E'. teamiiwith five A bstinence--Froiti the P ersiami of illness iii the famiily. With a bliss ecstatic which I'd fieldl goals. lie showed real slieedl ab. water. andl steimn, takard. H-ence wagoni., Sicknmess confined Miss Nortleel never felt biefore, bit ratfler pieculi ar style of dodg- water takard, or "water to 1her roiis the first half oifthe And she sumrely did not chid~e mie; ing. Saiiiiiv ( 'aldn elI made his Alpihabet-A toy for the clhi- week. Sihe is not eintirely recov- As she stoodt(Ini te (closebeside te; iii st applear ance on the couirt this ren foumid ililIbooks, blocks, pie- ered yet.iut she is coinvahescing Aiid ifI she wliispemred "No'' 'twas ye ar and played a real game of tines and vermiicelli soup. ('omi- slowly, anmd we are gl ad to have very low. basketball. "D~uke ' .esty was the tains 26 letters aind only three syl- 1her with us at mieals moain. So, as wve stood so nearly sip rise of the season when he bibles. WVe welcomie into oulr nidst a It was just a Itrifle, nierely. dropped(tu ini a goal (luring thie sec- AppendicitisA mioderni pa ii, ni( 5Vstudlenit, Mr. lomn ie. who To bend andl kiss her while thle onid half. 'The (C'ub made nine (('onf iuneil on Page 4) lives out from (Clarksville a short lights were dintiianid low'. peirsonal foails, the S. A. E. Iteami distance. Since the lamuriage oif M'iss W~i therspoon ...... West C'ooler- and thie transfer of Miss Bightl Guard f knewv, of cou rse, I shouldn't. (lub (S. .8.)(1 . A. E. (Ii Pta d fiown the ofihce to thelii Wilson...... i ,vick IBhit thieni you see I coilui't Newton (1...... Walker Left Gnard Ia arv. a new office assistant has Resist hintii when lie put it to ca~mer among us. She is Miss Mar- Fourth Game mle so. 1ilit Foi vard garet Lyle. Miss Lyle is a grad- I knew lie really shouldn't. hale (if the (Clariksville Hligh A. T~ . r: .a 5.A. . i But, then, vaim see TI coulldn't The" 'P O.aggrgaton car- School anid of thle Bowl lig (.reel A l exa iilei...... I hirne lImin Ifrom intluiuwithi a stern (Center i icil a fight to thle S A. E. teani Businmess ('ol ege anmd is veins cala- "Sir, vonl mulst go!'" M1clnnis xv1 i swepv~ t them oil thiir feel. Ide to tamke 111)her new work...... Jests Righit (humid At timles the S. A. E.'5 showed Coachi R. C . Kenin1ey was (oit if .[list because lie really wouldn't Finley. . Coinsidera bl e tight, bult these ralI- Itown for several dayvs, attending ...... Cald well S. C D esist w-len first I said Ia Iiniit Left (inard lies were short lived and. the A. Ithe AthIiletic ( 'arrival1 held at the "No, 'P. O.'s continued to r011l 11 goals. I niiersity o(f Ill inois. \1liv, so all iiia miinmute Third Game "IDuke'' Jesty took upl a new role Onh Sa turday, a partys had a verny There wasn't imuch sin initi, K. S. 61 IPi K. A. 10' as crack shot of his leaio by nicak- Ky., ldeasanit trilp to JLolkilsill(, - helle kissed ie while the ThPhi K. A. teaiiic ouildnit get ing two spectacuilar goals. W~alker to attend the performamnce of 'ie light s were dinii allilow. 1togethier it securied aind the Kappai~ va s very acecuralte on free shots Pahit."' The pamrty conlsi siedi of -Sleted. with ani average (of six (lit of Misses Mary Frances I 'eiinehiaker, Sigitia's ranillup a coiisidlerable score. Good guardinig l Iv ap' eight chamices. "(C'hiief" ( 'nlherso,m Mlarga ret Fort. Mrs. SealtIt(C. Tull amid Robi son miale eight Lyont, M essrs. 1I. (O. Felts, 11. 1). and1( canniot finish (out the term Wil son anid Witherspoon kep t the 1'i K. A. forwards smoitlhered. goals ec. F...liste got away IPavine, and C . A. M~cLeani. Will Ii s. We assumre hint that thie Hooeker was the wvitli a lieautifulI shot fromic(emter. Vi'e regret veiyn iicli thiat M.. gooid wishes (of the studlemnt bode jIli K. A. uma Iiistay "JerronrIiy''i oor~e miade a brilI- Lee .Miller I Icdgson feels it lieces- co with hiiti whatever work lie with four full goals "Hart ' West supp)~lying tlie other goal. I ar liant shot.iliirinig the secomid half'. wr to withdraw fromii the school iay take 1111. am 'i hie ).'s ( ) Saturday at the iioon iteal deii played the best g~aiun, he has ArpT. madile mine personial fouls the (vem~yomie was ilinifaunded to see shiowii oni the local couri1t runinlg lto S. A. E.'s five. Tedl Iogers walkito the (Cam- ten field goals to lii s credit. Line-upi monils with hiis bride oIf last Thu ms- Sqluedo uk' Newtoni llayed a A. T. 05. A. E. Public Sales dav Ted haslieeni out oIf school flashy game although the Loulis- hall...... Wialker sinlce last Oct ober amid evidlently iuina midget wans simothered by the ligh t For~ward We have purchased 122,00 Das been veryv successful ini mor Ili K.. A. guards. [its average for Habison...... enniie pair of U. S. Army Munson fields than onie. His bride is a free shots was blow par iiiak~iuig Left Forward last , sizes 51/2 to 12 which M emijdis girl known by a number only five out of ninle chianices. TIhie Plemnister...... S. C. ('aid well was the entire surplus stock of Kappa Sigma learn muae four one of the largest U. S. Gov- of the sliud(entls, all of wh'loim speaik (Center perisolfIouam]s to tI li iKappa erment contractors. s'(iy highly (It her. We feel deely Lapsley...... lest honored to havye the lheasur'e of Ali ha's len.. Ritial(lna md This shoe is guaranteed one a visit by,Nl r.and(1Mrs. L.J. Linie-u1) ('ulberson...... Holl )W hundred per cent leather, color K. S. dark tan, bellows tongue, dirt Ro geris whi ile they are on thieiri Pi K. A. Left Guard and waterproof. The actual hioneymioon. All (of us liked Ted (lilIi amu The other gaines of the Ion ma- value of this shoe is $6.00. and1( with god reasons. amid now Bigh-lt Forward ment already scheduled are: Moni- Owing to this tremendous buy we are certfain that we will not NesVtomi Hooker day: 7:301I'. Al. P. K. A. vs S. S.K. we can offer same to the pub- forget him and~ bespeak far hint hLt Foi ward 'h1'esdia . 7 :30)1P. M. K. Si. vs. lic at $2.95. olur heartiest congiatulatioiis and Sarrdell Persons S. A. 11; Wednesday: 7:30 P. ;1f. Send correct size. Pay post- goodl wishes. ('ente~r. S. S. K. vs. A. T. 0. man on delivery or send money order. If shoes are not as rep- -U resented we will cheerfully re- fund your money promptly upon request.

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