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By Karen DiConza a couch fire on the front steps Kappa Sigma fraternity is of the house, . take part in a scheduled to appear at a univer- "' .'quarantine,_' throw things out sity hearing to determine wheth.,. the window;, play loud mµsic, . er they. violated several univ~r- insult Dean Kidder, a_nd do sity policies, according to "naked body slides," on the front Associate·Deari of Students, lawn, according to Chuck Deal, William Kidder. Kappa Sig President. · The fraternity, located at 59 These things all took place Main St., allegedly violated last semester on May 21, the last seven of the university's student day of finals. According to Deal, · rules on May 21 of last semester. several senior brothers were As a resuh, Kappa Sig will go awaiting their graduation, a.nd before a hearing officer Wed- "got a bit out of hand." Deal said nesday at 2:30 p.m. Charges are . he was not at the house when being brought by Dean of Stu- th~ incidents occured. dent Affairs Gregg J.. Sanborn, Deal said about 20 brothers, said Kidder. · most seniors, "were done with Sanborn was. not available for finals and hanging around 'til Kappa·Si~ma -,fr~ternity faces ·several charges of violating University rules. . ,C~~rk Hamilton commenr. • graduation." He said the fra- photo) . If found guility, the fraternity ternity wasn't having a party. couid face jeopardy of suspen- About noon, some of the ·. H sion, or suspension, said Kidder. brothers were moving out of the . • Jeopardy of suspension would . house, and put a couch on the DuPont campaign at UN· m~ng_~pe- front steps, he said. · · · · . · . riod of time, if any difficultyof "It was old, artcl they had no By Beth McCarthy "Our elementary schools are a similar nature or anything else use for it anymore,'' he said. "A ified, and students would be put noted happened; and they ·were piece of the upholstery was lit Pierre "Pete" Dll'Pont ad- the ninth-or tenth best in the into a rehabilitation progr,am, dressed a fair sized crowd.in the world... that's ;not good enough found guilty, automatic suspen- on fire. It. lasted about 10 paid for. by the taxpayers ac- sion W01Jld result,'' according minutes." Strafford room in the MUB for America,"· he stated. . ccording to DuPont's plan. , to Kidder. Later, the brothers started yesterday, the first 1_988 Pre- _Accor.ding to DuPont, tne DuPont .declared "I would say sidental hopeful to speak ~t: major defoct with our _public If su~p~nq,ed, ;the· charter gathering., and decided to have 1 ,tha.t drug t·e~ting i_s not much· UNH in the ongoing series· s-ys-tem is that it is completely · ' would " not' be a I recognized a_~qua(an-tir:i.e,' Deal said. TI?is ,an invasiop of. youriprivacy/ · org~aizatio.ri at the university · is. when .a,keg is brpught into "The Year of the Presidency." gover.nment controlled. He ·said' "American foreign policy is DuPorit a former ·Navy man, he would "empower the pa,rents "for a Stipulated period of time." . a room, the door is shut, and very simple," 'saidDuPont, !J'hO The seven student rules, (as nobody leaves until the keg is served in the Bouse of Repre.:. of America to choose what is · was six years on ,the Fore!gn £or listed in the Student Handbook), gone. He said about 20 brothers sentatives, and was Governor needed for their child." Affairs · Committee· of the. of Delaware for two terms. Further, drug testing would that w~re allegedly violated are: participated in the quar_antine House. "I have a foreign policy respect for others, akoho1ic, in a suite on-the second floor. "It's a good place to _be, the be mandatory in l)igh schools­ · and it's called freedom." beverages, denioI,1strations, dis- Deal said about 2 p.m., "the of America," he .."Drug use is not a victimless Adressing a current foreign said " but we ha.ve to make it crime," said DuPont. · turbing the peace, indulging in · tun~s were pretty loud coming. policy issue, DuPont said "~end lewd or indecent ' behavior, · fro'm the second floor room, better." His logic is vaccinations are them (Afghans) so.me guns to DuPont told the,audience "I mandatory, and "vaccin.atio.ns conduct of student organiza- · loud voices and si'nging." Also, get their country back." tions, and regulations. a bucket of beer and a metal am here to recruit you.I need are worse th.rn drug testing-­ · Other comments made by your help. I need an army. I hope putting stuff into you, rather In simple.terms, what several DuPont included on arms con-· fraternity members did was set HEARING, page 5 I can persuade you to help, and · than taking it out," he said. trol, "I don't think arms control that's why I came." If a teen-ager . was tested Speaking about Delaware's positive, parents would be not­ CAMPAIGN '88, page 5 economic problems, I)uPont ' said "We didn't listen to the Visitor·harasses smart people, (those who d1d not believe that DuPont's ad­ ministration could help the economy), we list_ened to the Hetzel director people (i.e. the workers.)" By Chris Pollet After the men started to leave DuPont started his campaign On the morning of the 12th, Knight and the R.A: on duty, · early "to listen to the people... to Arthur D . Wilkinson, 19, was Kim Tsoukalis, followed the what ~hey want," said DuPom. taken into custody after harass-· . group to Devine-Hall. The men The message he got from these ipg female residents of Hetzel tried. to enter the building/and · people (a bakery own.er, a Hall and assaulting -its Hall after not being able to gain farmer, an elderly woman) was Director. Wilkinson a non­ entry, proteded toward Randall "they want more opportunity." UNH student had bail set at , Hall. He addressed several issues, $1000 · and was ·released on The men began to run toward · such as welfare, social security, · personal recognizance, accord­ McConnell Hall where they met education· and drug testing, ing to Public Safety officials. Public Safety, who took Wilkin­ nuclear arms, and agricultural ···· This Nashua resident, faces son into custody. subsidies. charges of simple assault and Major B'eaudoin of Public "Of course it isn't workin­ resisting detention. On the 12th,. Safety said that the University g ... you know that, and I know Andy Kn.ight, Hetzel's hall will prosecute the case on Oc- it,'' said DuPont about welfare. director, was con tactecl by' an tober 13. -~ "(welfare recipients are) R.A. who was finishing one Knight commended Public trapped in a cycle of poverty o'clock rounds, about an incident Safety in their handling of, the caused by tbe government." occuring outside the dormitory. ordeal. "Public Safety officers Accordingly DuPont said he Knight, after leaving the were tremendous and made sure wouJ~ "replace welfare with building, came upon fout males Kim and I were okay," Knight work. harassing 2nd floor residents. _said. "They handled him (Wil­ "Baby boomers", DuPont-said Wilkinson had worked his way kinson) very well." "will take all of the social up a tree and was verbally Knight said he feels that the security (ben~fits):"If DuPont, abusing the residents, who said need for education ii;1 a case such is elected he said all post-baby they did not know the man. as this is essential. "I would like boomers will have an "IRA type Knight approach~d the men to see the charges dropped as fund ... a nest egg for retirement -and. after asking them to-leave long as ~he alcohol is addressed. much better than Social 'Secur­ the premises· with qie threat of in court," Knight said. '·'There ity,"'' comacting Public Safety if they are just certain behaviors which_ DuPont said he has some did not,, was assa~ltecl by Wil­ are notacceptable at the Uni- fairly drastic .plans for public R~publican pre~idential candidate Pete duPont spoke yesterday . kinson .. Knight said that these . versity, be it assaulting a staff schools. . · at the MUB. (Mark Hamilton photo) men were under the influence member or harassing residents. of alcohol.· Channell I I makes the move from MUB By Julie Tanquay . Dot Meneghin says that eve­ On May 20th, 1987 Channel ryone is encouraged t9 come and · 11 moved from the Memorial 0 see what happens behind-the­ Union Building's basement into scenes at a television station. a ·new building which they can The tours will begin on No­ call tlieir own. The $2.3 million vember 1st and will be given New Hampshire Public Tele­ once per week. vision Bradcast Center is; in fact It has been a long haul for the a "real" TV station. staff at Ch. 11 · and their rpove Unlike the basement of the was almost too good to' be true MUB, the Broadcast Center was according to Price. Price has specifically designed for a TV been with Ch. 11 for almost 23 station. The new facility pro­ years and h~ has been waiting will improve , for this -move 'longer than most vides features that people affiliated with Ch. 11. Channel 11 has moved out of.the MUB bas~ment and into a new buil~ing on Route 155A. _the productions at Ch. 11. · . --· - ... A safer environment for the The satisfaction showed tip (file pbaro) · dows . provide workers with equipment, wiil save on repair when he smiled and said, "It was · abundant amounts of daylight. and break-down times. One so nice to get here." . That factor alone will provide large studio. and a second, · While in the MUB basement, the positive reflection that we smaller one will compliment · some Ch. 11 crew members will receive from watching a t:::tch other by allowing two spent their work day without · _new Channel 11. shows to be set up simultane­ seeing daylight. N'9w, t_he win- ously, according to Ch. 11 of- ' ficials. · It may appear that, by moving to a new location a mile away from the UNH campus, on Mast Road, Ch.11 has also moved out of the UNH community. How­ e~er, .:ven though things have changed, Ch. 11 is still a depart­ Ulent of UNH. Sam Price, Broadcast Oper­ ations Manager at Ch. 11, say:s that, even though they are a part of UNH, the move "changes the feeling." Price says that eve­ ryone enjoys it because it is a better work environment. This environment includes· a small cafeteri_a and, best of all, a pa'rking fot of their own. 11 studios are-more efficient and better Because of a lot more space, The new Channell ·1. to loqk at ·than th~· old MUB basement. (file photo) can provide year-round .! . , • • •✓,. ·, ·L Ch. 1.1 Channel 11 has a new studio. (file -photo), ,._ .:.. ,,.. tours through the new_building. ' . . ~ .J?1,1bli

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US/Soviet arms pact Shuttle Chifef: N_ew boos­ close Car bomb kills 7, injures terjoints flawless · 40 in Pakistan - · Secretary of State Schultz and Soviet Foriegn 'as proof, the Minist~r Shevardnadze are reportedly close to an Holding a sooty insulation sample of the space shuttle booster rocket repair team agreement to ban intermediate-range nuclear _ A car bomb killed seven persons and injured more said Wednesday all the joints in the first redesigne4 missles. Sources say an a1:1nouncement is expected than 40 others in Peshawar, Pakistan Wednesday, booster worked flawlessly during ~ crucial test 2 once final details are worked out missed its apparent target, Afghan resistance but 1/ 2 weeks ago. Word of the progress came after Schultz and Gulouddin Hikmetyar. A spokesman of the ~ leader Thomas said the fiery gas_es inside the rocket Shevardnadze dramatically decided to extend their e. . Islamic guerrilla group said Hikmetyar John Hibz' came close to the O-ring sealsin any of the talks on the treaty that could pave the way to a only qiinor injuries to his left arm and never _suffered joints in the 126-foot booster during the two minute superpower summit by year's end. The official, neck, but four of his bodyguards were seriously who demanded anonymity, said an announcement injured. · . - : · ground firing in Utah. Aldrich~ director of the shuttle program, could come today periding agreement on procedures s•aid the car bomb was radio­ Arnold Police sources next June's launch date for the shuttle Discovery for verifying the destruction of all US and Soviet anq wrecked half a dozen vehicles, two _ said controlled looks a lot better following the test firi~g. · medium-range missles and the schedule for ro_adside tea shops, and two banks in addition to dismantling them. . several stores. · The official also said Schultz and Shevardnadz.e had settled a dispute over the American warheads Fan sues after being that are on 72 West German Eershing 1-A missles, but declined to provide any details of the apparent ·N(Y struck·by foul ball resolution of the troubling issue. Es_cal~tor swallows woman The Texas Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that ·r.'e ·n ts fans are on their own and must protect NH f 0-s t er p a . themselves from foul balls and other hazards related to death Wednesday when A woman was crushed to the game. . York Telephone Co. buildiq.g answer homosexual ques~ an escalator at a New The high court upheld an appeals court ruling she was pulled in, police opened up benea~h her and that ,denied damages to Karen Friedman, who was tion on forms said. near the eye by a line-drive foul l;>allin a . as an accounting struck Emma· Niskala, 35, employed .Astros game in 1978. Friedman was 11 was riding down Housion clerk by Telephone, years old when the incident occurred. foster parents believe it an she was standing on Even though many the escalator when the step The girl's father; Robert Friedman, -sued the it appears most have responded fall through the escalator . . invasion of privacy, gave way, causing her to Houston Sports Association, claiming they were question on their license applications asking of the steps and the downward to a new "The upward motion _not warned ab(?lit the hazards of sitting in...-the whether they are homosexuals. " motion of the steps underneath sucked her into seats behind question unprotected- area of the Astrodomein The application contains the homosexual the conveyance," said-detective Vincent Gerecitano, first base. · new state law that forbids homosexuals scene. as part of the who was··at the "We find that a stadiumowner has no duty to from being foster parents. - _- injured by the same escalator Thirty people were warn spectators ·of the danger of fouJ balls. The for foster parent licenses were due a spokesman for the city's Applications in a 1982 accident, said sta.diuµi owper's duty is to provide adequately and foster care specialist Gail DeGoosh .. · Tuesday, Buildings Department screened seats for all those desiring them. said Wednesday a high percentage have beeri submitted. iPAGP;fRREE

. . Students begin campaign for toWn council seats , By Neal C. Hogan By Joanne Marino At ten-thirty a.m. Thursday Political Scieric~ major John morning, ·uNH student Ti- Hierneyfiledforaoneyearterm mothy Silk paid the one dolla-r qn the Durham Town Council fee and signed a Declaration of Wednesday afternoon, in hopes , Candidacy for a spot on the of taking one of the nine avail- newly created Durham Town able on the town council. · Council, the second UNH stu- With three seats availble for dent to declare this intention. one year terms, three for two The upcoming elections will year terms, and three for one present the first opportunity year terms, Hierney applied for . for students to vote into office one year. He said he purposely a candidate who specifically applied for a on_e year term to represents them. avoid competing with Tim Silk. "It is time for the students Silk, also a student at UNH, to have a say in the government registered yesterday for a two of Durham. It is time for this· year term. one way street to end and a two "I don't want to comp~te with way street to begin," sdd Silk. another student," Hierney ex-· Warner Jones, President of plained. He said he would like the Student Body,-accompanied to see the university get the Silk to the Town Hall. When added representation. asked if he- was formally sup- · According to Council select- porting Silk~Jones replied,"My man.Norman Stiles, five people presence indicates my support." have presently registered for · Student Senator Jay Gould, the nine positions. Chairperson of-Students for the Hierney will work with Stu- University ,was by ·Silk's side dent Senator Jay Gould to help throughout: Gould was respon- coordinate his campaig:ie. sible for bi:inging Silk to speak Gould is also chairperson for before the Student during its Students for the University first session. council of the student senate. 1 Co~!~_lti: ~~~ u·. fu· in~~~::~ 7~~;:~e~~es;i~~~~ Town Noise~~:l~~~tr:~s Ordinance, ,as well NH seeks. -lltime. · G'- reek rep· tat1ve of the umvers1ty, Gould as the Housing Ordinance which · · S<}id. states that no more than three By Julia Tunnell "(We) need someone to work Deal,presidentof.KappaSigma. According to both Hierney unrelated people can live in the The UNH administration has on a daily basis. (We) need Hierney agreed, saying he and Gould, there is a resolve to same house. accepted a greek systems review constant attention," said John , "found Dean Kidder very easy • work in cooperadon with the · He also advocated a "Peeping committee r€commendation Hi~rney co-chair of the Greeks to work with, he was very fair, town. Gould stated the mood Tom ord,inance - in light of all that a full-time·Greek Systems President's Council and pres- -he didn't play favorites with at both ehds seems optimistic 0f the nfpe and rape related Representative be hired by the ident of Theta Chi fraternity. houses." , and "it's about time." cases in the town." administration. This represent- "With UNH's problems, the Kidder's position was seen Selectman Stiles reitterated ..Speaking in front of the Town atvie would assume the repon- judi,cial policies need more as a "hard role to play" by Kevin that "anyone who wants to file Hall Silk said,"I want to stress· sibilities rnrrently controlled attention then the greek sys- Downing, president of Delta is welcomed to do so." that FwiH take a constructive by William Kidder, Associate ." · Chi. "The greeks often think Hierney claims his rriain goal approach and not a radical one. Dean of Students and the Judi- Kidder's double position as he. (Kidder) is being hard while is to ",see students register to It is time for the students and cial Coordinator for the univer- both judicial coordinator and the administration thinks that vote and get a voice in this the town to work together . .It sity. '-- gr~ek representative was con1 ·he is no being hard enough." · town.'' He said he believes now is important for students to No one has been hired for the flicting according to many Downing said the "Greek is the chance for the university register and to vote. It is time position, although the admin- greeks. . · system is working to get unity to get the representation it for student apathy to vanish." istration has started taking "The major reason why we because .of the admin_istration's deserves. Sabra Clarke, Student Body apptications. A person must be wanted the position changed new policy concerning alcohol" "All it takes is getting your Vice-President, said in an in- a greek and have a degree in was because I feltthat haviµg both between the houses and birth c~rtificate and going to terview that she is "excited either psychology or sociology a man in charge of greeks and · the administration. The Greek town hall," said Hierney. about Tim Silk's candidacy. In to be considered. The position, a man in charge of judicial President's Council would like "That's not a lot to ask to g~t the pa-st the problem with which will be known as the systems to be opposing roles," to start a greek lecture series. , a say." students trying,to get involved Coordinator of Greek Life, will said Hierney. "It's a matter of The series would be funded He said the senate may even with town politics was a rep-: serve as a link between the being legally safe." by student fees and wouid ad- supply a shuttle to town hall. ,~ utation for a lack of follow administratfrm and the 24 greek The greeks claimed it was dress some of the topics involv- Hierney emphasized that he through with projects or ideas. ho~ses on campus. · difficult to confide iri Kidder. ing both greeks and independ- will act as a total representative Tim will break the-stereotype Kidder will remain the Greek "(We) can't go to him with ent students. Such subjects a:s of the university. His plans to and be responsible. as a candi- Systems Representative until a problem because. he's the one h_azing, serving of minors, and be aq:essable to students include date, as a councilor, and as a -someone is hired. who'll get us in trquble," said the treatment of women would .attending different dorm meet- .representative of his constituen- · A task force, known as the · Elizabeth Pottle a member of be discussed .according to Hier- ings, spending some time off- cy. He'll add a new perspective Greek System Review commit- the committee. "This will give ney. __, campus and working out of the to the Council. i:ee, was formed last semester the greeks someone on their side· Hierney also noted that the student senate office. · . Silk spoke briefly with Dur- by the administration arid the in the administration." . greeks offer alumni support to Gould mentioned "having a ham Deputy Fire Chief Cote;· Greek President's Counsel to Pottle said Kidder is trying the. university, and that they are united voice" made up of the discussing the upcoming arbi- evaluate the Greek system. The to do his best but "given a choice . often the people to bring about · student senate, the -academic - trat'ion between Fireworkers committee's main recomenda- of pleasing the administration change on campus. senate, the faculty and the and the town over wages. tion was the_position of Greek and pleasing students, it's easier "It gives you something to administration. Cote expressed positive feel- Representative become a full to please the administration." make you proud of your univer- Hierney expressed that the ings for the new candidate. time position. Due to many Many greeks spoke of Kidder sity. I see jn four years this being- relationship between the town "I think the .new government judicial problems at UNH,- as a "·good friend." Kidder '.'likes the strongest greek system in and the university should be a will be neat," said Cote. "Of Kidder was not able to give full to see the positive image of the New Eng1ahd," he said. · give and take one. He feels it course there will be problems, attention to the greek system greek system and wants to better has been one sided in the past. . bu-t if we get good people - a · ,according to the committee. (its ositive ima e "said Chuck He assured thisis not just a balance of experienced people hobby for him but part of his and some new blood - we'll have . political career. a great council.'' . "I ·want to use vlhat I've Students on campus are ex-. learned at the university to help cited about the prospect of a ' the university," he said. studenr on the town council. This was displayed in the words of student senator Fasc{ano when asked what he thinks­ about a student councilperson. "I support it: The student WE'RE FIGHTING FOR population is prevalent in Dur­ YOUR LIFE ham, and what the sn;idents say counts," he said. merican Heart Silk is looking forward to . working on the Council. ''!he· .Association time has come for student input, and the town must realize this . and work with .us as_we will work with them to come to a general understanding of what is best for the whole commun­ ity," he said. Still early into the semester students wait for the library to open in the morning . (Mark Hamilton photo) · · FOUR THE NEw' HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18. 1987 $fPAGE~;;;:,-:,,,..~.111111111------IIIII!'------.....------. ON THE SPOT What would you like to see MUSO provide to imprOve _social activity on campus?

r'I'd like to see something '_They sh·ould have not ''I'd like to see them reopen rr1 think that they should with a live band and danc­ only movies and concerts, the MUB pub and have, ' bringhack the Now Sound · dances, drinking, concerts Express. They should also ing with less restrictions but special int-erest activ­ , I and refreshments served. ities." and more activities." sponsor activities such as In other words, I want the · Rachel Lyons Jonathan Caplan talent shows ·and improve damn MUB pub back!" Junior Sophmores their-publicity." Mike Keega:n Undeclar~d Hotel Administration Mike Heikkinen Senior Junior Hotel Administration Studio Art

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I THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, l987' PAGE FIVE . HEARING CALENDAR. . (continued from page 1) FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 chair were thr.Qwn out of the ~---."As a result, Kappa Sigma has the five highest fraternity of­ ~jndow, he said. . . · placefthe Beta Kappa Chapter· ficers during this time. LAST DAY to add courses without Dean's approval and <'""The Dean (Kidder). called (UNH) in jeopardy of suspen-. t,After we stated our case, the without $25 per course late fee. . and got a hold of a sophomore · sion for its charter,'·" Gala.n.ts supreme grand master stated or junior brother. He told the said. · it. was obvious it wasn't the LAST DAY to drop courses, or change to audit, without $25 bro.her to ask them to stop Also, the nationals have fraternity as a whole, it was the per course late fee. · ' throwipg stuff out of the win- placed several stipulations on actions of a few that caused the dow, and wanted to know what the UNH chapter: probl~m,''. Membrino said. "He LAST DAY to choose Pass/ Fail (undergrads), Credit/Fail (grads). ' · was going on- if the room was · ..•The chapter must present an said he found _it very possible being destroyed or something," ·alcohol education program, "My for national to work with us to MEl'fS CROSS COUNTRY- at Connecticut with Providence Deal said. · Brother's Keeper," to' all broth- improve the situation." and Northeastern · · · · He said the. brothers didn't . ers and pledges. They must also "Per·sonally, after going to stop, despite the warning. present the program to•:all the nationals and talking about MEN'S - at Bowdoin Invitational Kidderwentovertothehouse fraternities and sororities on this_thing all summer, I think arou.nd 4 p .m., and again con- the UNH campus: it's frustrating for us now WOMEN'S SOCCER- at Rutgers tacted a younger brother, who •The chapt~r must present the because we're being held re­ told the seniors to stop, he said. video, "Fraternity Liability and. sponsible for the actions of a WOMEN'S TEN~IS- vs. Maine, 3 p.m. Kidder said he went ~ the · Rush Management" to all broth­ few brothers, most who have NH INTERNATIONAL SEMINAR- '.'Diplomacy: A Con­ house because he "wanted to ers and pledges. gradu;ited," he .said. temporary Perspective," Dr. Raymond M. Robinson, Executive give them an opportunity to •The chapter must participate According ·co Deal, Kappa Sig Off1cer of the Federal Environmental Assessment Review resolve the thing internally." in 200 hours of community brothers have responded to the Office, Government of Canada. 1925 Room, Alumni Center, Kidder left after talking to one service directly associated with stipulations posed by national 4p.m. brother, pe said. When he was educating the members on the positively. back at his 'office in Huddleston dangers of alcohol abuse. Also, he said, the fraternity SCOPE CONCERT- The Hooters and special gµest. •Field Hall, he said he heard an insult:. • The chapter has been placed. has instituted a few changes House, 8 p.m. (doors open at 7:30 p.m.) Students $10, general ing comment. . under an alumni board of con- itself. He said they will have public $12, tickets at MUB Ticket Office . - According to Deal, someone trol. On this board are Galanis social events on a much smaller SEPTEMBER, ARTS FESTIVAL- Christopher O'Riley, piano. said, "F-- k the Dean, we and Mark Graziano, UNH alum- . scale than most other fraterni­ Johnson Theater, -Paul Arts, 8 p.m. Ticket Information: 862- didn't do anything wrong." He ni, and the district grand master. ties; alcohol will not he served 2290 saieil_he did not know who sai~ "Everything they do must be during rush; and the fraternity · u. . cleared by us first," said Galanis. won't open up after bid's night, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 The brothers continued with • Any further incidents during as it did in the past. what they were doing, Deal said. . the 1987.-88 year will result in Deal said the changes have . WOMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY- at Dartmouth Invit After the beer was all gone, the i m med i a t e exp u 1s ion of not hurt the fraternity. · brothers went outside. No one members from the chapter and "We've had outstanding fifst ' WOMEN'S FIELD HOCKEY- at -'Connecticut was drinking outside the house, possible charter revocatfon. two rushes, with record invol­ WOMEN'S SOCCER- at Rutger~~ vs. Cornell he said. • The charter was ordered to vement. It takes total involve­ ...... ~~s is when they decided to appear before the Supreme ment, ..and all the guys are MEN'S SOCCER- vs. Providence College, 2 p.m. "cool off'~since it was a hot day, Executive Committee at the cooperating," he said. "I feel Deal said. In- the late afternoon, Kappa Sigma national conven­ the changes will make things MUB PUB- MOVIE: "Star Trek IV.'.' 8 arid 10 p.m. Students some of the bi-'othe~s took a tion in Indianappolis, Indiana, better, strengthen our house, $2, general $4. plastic sheet, laid it on the front the last week of July. ·and add respect and integritiy." lawn, and·wet it down_with a The two alumni advisors, Galanis said, "It's unfortunate SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 house. Theywere using it to Galanis and Graziano, Deal, and this thing happened, and that .MUSO FILM- "Guess Who.'s Coming To Dinner." Strafford slide on. junior br:other Lou Membrino, the changes taking place are Room, MUB, 7 and 9:30 p.m., Students $1, general $2. . :'Two of the brothers slid attended the four-day conven.­ mandatory. But I think out of dow,n itw.ithout. any clothes on," tion. Merribrino said the con­ this, the chapter will emerge MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 _ Deal said·.. ,.But they only did vention_·is for all chapters of a stronger, more organized it once." ' Kappa Sig in the country to get charter. Mainly becaus·e the · DURHAM BLOOD DRIVE- "The Year of The Cat." Granite AccordingtoKappaSigAlum- together and decide fraternity brothers are taking the bull by State Room, MUB,_noon~5 p.m. (note new times) nus Advisor Ward Galanis, policy for the next two years. the horns and enjoying them­ Dean Sanborn informed the He said the UNH chapter was selves while doing it. They're MEN'S - vs. Bentley, 3 p.m. fraternity's national headquar- asked to present their case to doing it to its fullest potential." ters. ·woMEN'S TENNIS-- vs. Bowdoi11, 3:30 p.m. RUSSIAN FILM SERIES- "Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession." Forum Room, Dimond Lil;>rary, 7 p.m. $1. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 DURHAM BLOOD DRIVE- "the Year of The Cat.''. Granite State Room, MUB, noon-5 p.in. 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·By Beth Goddard The book, unofficially titled lobster would "become like Most people don't spend The Lobster Lover's Almanac, caviar;, and start to disappear. much time _thinking about lobs­ will be divided into four sections This is what launched his book. . ters unless they are waiting for - lobster.science, lobster trade, Ballinger has spent the past one at a .restaurant with an lobster culture, and culinary two years reading books and ~mpty stomach, or as they dip lobster. traveling up the coast of New ,a piece of their precious meat Professor Ballinger became England, visiting gift shops and into the butter sauce ' interested in lobsters when he talking to lobster ·men, Jo find But lobsters have a history. was eight years old, living in out as much as he can about .The largest · lobster ever Chicago. His father shipped in lobsters. To research the culi­ caught was .a 44.5 lb. lobster lobster from: Maine every Christ­ nary section _of his book, Prof. · caught off the coast of Nova mas. Unlike most children, Ballinger ate lobster in restat;1- Scotia in 1~77. The lobster Bruce fell in love with lobster rants twice a day for a week:. industry brings.in an average_ immediately. . "What amazed me is that I ·_of $100 million into New Eng­ . "I thought playing with the didn't get sick of lobster," said land each year. Other than -the lobster on the kitchen floor was Ballinger. "That was .the final commop green/brown colored fascinating, but 'then I ate one ~ proof that I'm wacky about lobster, there are also cobalt, and I thought _there was nothing lobster" blue,. red, and calico colored better," confesses ProL Ballin;­ Ballinger. said he hopes there lobsters: · ' · ger. are more people out there that "So what?" you say. Well, In 1984, New England's lobs­ are just as wacky about lobster Bruce Ballinger, Professor of ter industry suffered a bad scar. as he. English, will tell you what in .Prof. Ballinger, now living in The book should be published his upcoming book about lobs­ New England, was afraid that in June of 1988 by Globe Pequot ters. Press. o ·you want to -write sports for yourpaper? Come see us Professor Bruce Ballinger writes a book for lobster lovers. (Antontio Velasco photo) JOIN NOW ·1earn taekwondo.

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s·eri~ Joseph Biden, Democratic presi­ plagiarism steals from us now. At this choosen to take a firm stance against these dential hopeful, made_the news yesterday University we pay dearly and work ardu­ advertisements. Such a service only un­ when he admitted to having once been ously for the oppurtunity to learn to dermines the intent of education and short brought up on plagiarism charges in law research, interview, analyse, critique, and changes students at this University. school. Such charges, whether founded or write. It is obvious that plagiadsm, as every not, are a very serious matter and not ju~ t grandmother would say, "only hurts you." because Biden is running for the highest Then, given that ·as a_University com- The New Hampshire adheres to the ' office in the -Land. Plagiarism should be . munity we are morally an_d academically philosophy stated in The Journalist's Creed, of great concern to all of us future UNH . opposed to plagiarism, should the student . written by Walter Williams, Dean of our graduates who will go on to be "hopefuls" newspaper accept pa.id advertisements for nation's first school of journalism, at the in the fields of politics, scien~e, lit~rature, outfits selling. resea'rch papers? The editors University of Missouri: "I believe that arts and business. · of The New Hampshire say NO! , news and editorial columns As students we should not be concerned While these ads, boasting over 16,000 should .alike se·rve the best interests of about plagairism just because of the topics to choose from and a toll free hotline, teaders, ... that the supreme test of good potential future stain on our reputation, have been run in The -. New Hampshire in journalism is the measure of its public but more· importantly because 'of what t~e past, the current editorial staff has· service." ·

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Going to school i,ri New Hampshire the ring 'Yill be itching to have a soap box of candidates who will be beating a path during a·presidential election year -affords · in New Hampshire. - , to· our front door. UNH students the unique opportunity to Fortunately for the candidates, and more ., . litera_Hy meet the next_president of the _ fortunate for UNH student~,-facult~. a_ nd / t,. . . _'·~' , _ . ~- h" . United States. · Because the incumbant, staff, The Year of the Pres1de.ncy, set-ies · · Students must take advantage o-f the President Reagan, can ,not run for the field has provided a forum the hopefuls. Pete - opporttinity to listen intently or question is wide open. Every dark horse and underdog .1uPont, Republican candidate who spoke · directly the person who will be sitting in and frontrunner who throws his hat· into y~sterday, is . just the first of the lo~g li_n~ the Oval Office in just over a year. · _ -

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· is still wet and it's getting muddy These athletes have agreed to be · so I'll wear my rubber boots. But, a part of our scene as workers and Sexist these bopts_itren't made for donors. . · New.R~pshire · so I'll bririg my running . I Many other student groups, The To the Editor,_ can probably change into them by townspeople, mercha..(!tS and the of the road without getting UNH Grounds, Roads ~u1d Service the side ELIZABETH B. COTE, Editor~in-Chil;lf Page 23 of the September 11, hit. Maybe I should bring my airport Department along with Hall Di­ 1987 issue of The New Hampshire luggage , I've $Ot my briefcase, r~ctors are working_hard behind JOANNE MARINO, Managing Editor. STEPHEN SKOBELEF, ManagiAg Editor . <:antains an unbelievably distressing the little suitcase, rubber boots and the scenes to make our drive the BRYAN ALEXANDER, News Editor JAY KUMAR, News Editor headline - "Cross country teams pocketbook. I don't think I can carry place where the action is. ,EAUL SWEENEY, Sports Editor . RICK KAMPERSAL, Sports Editor are ready for battle - Youth move­ those library books r wanted to All this cooperation over the MARK HAMIL TON, Photo Editor CRAIG PARKE;R, Photo Editor · ment for men, New Coach for girls." return, years has made UNH reach a G.THOMAS ALEY, Forum Editor ARTHUR L!ZIE, Art~ Editor have you · On second thought, I might save collection since 1951 totaling 90,545 KAREN PSZENNY, Business Manager · Men/gids?'? Where PAl}LINE TREMBLAY, Advertising Manager been hiding? Perhaps the Editor gas if .I go straight to the Durham . pin'ts and has . made our small should take a look at the U niver­ town lot. And it is easier to pull chapter the greatest in·percentage sity' s Gui_deHries for the Use of the. h1ggage cart on a sidewalk. But · in our two state region! Advertising Associates Production Assistant Nonsexist Language. As should I will need to bring lots of change Everyone is trying their best to' Debbie Donohoe · Joanne Marino make the time you shai;e with us Debbie McNeil! Staff Reporters Coach George Liset, who refers to for the meter. I've got it, I'll drive Parke Madden Chistopher Pollet his athletes as "girls.".I doubt there to Portsmouth, park in municipal a f antastic one and make you feel Asst Business Mgr. Karen OiConza are any ten year olds running for lot. and take the Bus. Adventures as important as you are. To add to Circulation Mgr. · Mary Tamer UNH. in parking --- for only $42.00. this, sometime during· the week Copy Reader~ · Neal Hogan WERZ/WMYF will do a remote ~1f;; ~;r~fuell ~i~~~~~i':on Joan Roeber-Jones Judith D.-Ward . to see you since they have heard . News Brief Editor Tom Aciukewicz PA:T staff, Library Occupational Therapy so much about your achievements. Timothy Thornton Nicole Finch So ,rJ;.l!lember- our time will be Graphics Managers Beth Goddard to 5! Also remember it's Debbie Bellavance Curtis Graves 12 noon Marjorie Otterson Sue Kinney the "Year of the Cat" so come one, Graphic AssiJtants Beth McCarthy come all and prove that be still roars Carrie Bounds Alex Moll ~Parking Blood as K_ing of Red Cross! · . Carolyn Christo Charlie Mulkeen . Lisa Hamel Michaei Myles · · Jarry Stearns Jen Hayen Timothy Thornton Your Durham Red Patricia Lickfield Julie Weeks To.the Editor To the Editor: Cross Blood Chairperson Nicole Luongo Cartoonists Your UNH hockey team has · . JoAnn Schambier Tom Aley Let's see, the weather is hot so accepted a . challe!lg~ from the r...... , ...... 11! ~!8tn~t:~ i~f!i 6~~~ ~i~:~ I'll wear cool clothes and pack rny greatest opponent hfe-1llness! -~ f i T. •t I ff I Photographers Technical Supervisors teaching cloths. lt' s humid I'd better As the time approaches for the ~ VY Tl .e 6e ers'#_ Bill Barnes, Noreen Cremin bri'ng soap, towel· and deodorant, "Year of the Cat" blood drive, ~ · . , I Joshua Halsband ,Typists . in case it's a long sweaty trek today. scheduled ~onday: September 21 Ito the Editor.I~ ~nto~~n:~fa9s~o ~~~~t~'!!rg'Cor,no~ Ic's late. and I'll probably end up through Fraday, September 25 at ii~ • ~ · Leah Orton -.~n t~. Mast R~ ..field .an~ the gr~s the MUB from. 12 noon co~ p.m.. ~,,~.. ,,, .... , ...._ '------~-~------r_I

TH~ NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1987 PAGE FIFTEEN .University Forum. '\ Social changes·needed

By Patrick J. Sweeney UNH is in a social dilemma. This would also be a perfect We need alternatives and we opportunity to use some of the need activities. This is as true services that don't get the use for upperclassmen as it is for ( or recognition that they deserve. new freshmen. The biggest Setting up a safe rides booth or culprit in cutting out the uni­ direct phoi;_ie line at the pub versity sponsored activities is could solve a lot of problems, -legal liabilities. We hear a lot /. .- and see that this service is well about this from administrators used by the studems. Having and officials regarding just about ' • the escort service-there, in a anything that ·students would / I _similar manner, is also another plausible idea. · like to do. -The problem is not ·:,> 1} ' only the monetary cost in over­ There are limidess possibil­ coming the liabilities, but more .. ities to do something for the the lack of creative ideas to ; students, that we would really overcome th~se liability .prob- use and enjoy. For a minimum .- lerris. ,.. investment, coupled with some Alcohol can and should be a // good management there could part of campus sponsored ac­ } be a great new place for students to come and socialize . tivities. I, can only thiqk of a . : ' ·y,·' colleges around the Now, let us .talk about gener­ handful of ) · . . country, regardless of size, that .i ated income. By simply taking ;. .· '• ' don't have some sort of school V \ ./ the time to accomplish proper / \: advertising and listening to pub or social club. If all these '. ;; ,, other schools can make this · student's input as far as enter­ It tainment and layout is con­ work why can't we at UNH? I ~ - think we can, and a lot easier , \ . cerned we would easily be able than most people seem to think. / to fill to capacity. When this The best thing we can do right happens the organization will now is .to look at some of the be paying for _itself. If it doesn't more succesfully run pubs at pay for itself, there is more than other schools. Implement ideas enough m<;mey available to that have worked for them. Use subs-idize it throught student their ideas to overcome liabilty funds. probleins, as well as drinking Take a close . look .at the age problems. alternatives open to us now. A simple solution to mixing Find out more about the. pos­ legal and non-legal age students sibilities. Then let's act on them ,in a pub place is the use of wrist and do something to benefit all bands, seen at many university of us,. Get a pub going in.some · pubs across the _country. This available space.· It's about time would allow every student in that we had an alternative social the school to participate in a • environment. social a_tmosphere that isn't over-priced, mundane, or un­ safe. Patrick]. Sweeney is the Chairperson of the Student Activity Fee Council (SAFC) of the Student Senate A Studellt Challenge

In higher edu~ation cirlces around the COllntry, University, not that this is _a party school, not that educators. are reviewing the education process and this is where my sister went nor for any other reason. evalut_ating if; as Allan Bloom suggests, their college Yet all too often the focus of the student's motivation is contributing to the"closing of the American mind." to learn is upon the dollar sign associated with a In President Haaland's speech, "Commu·nity, job after graduation_. . Campus Life, and Affirming Our Shared Values," The motivation to learn should be based upon . . delivered at the most recent University Convocation, a desire to acquire· knowledge and practice those ~ - he stated that this University is self evaluating . skills which will allow us to continue to learn · its positions on a variety of areas of the college throughout life. A directed education may ac.hieve ~- experience and has found ~eed for change, and competence· from point a to b; however an education . . . improvements. that goes for a to b via c and d, will provide the · . Of these improvements let me focus on ah aspect opportunity to grow intellecmally and socially. . ~ of the concern voiced by the administration and As _. students we should ~ear a narro~ educati~n. " faculty of the University; Gordon Haaland sim­ A four year college educat10n should direct studies pilified the challenge before the University as a to gain an appreciation of ·the wo.r;ld around us. : "failure to involve our students in a full commitment The need for general education cannot be overstated . -to the value of learning and of excelling." But if, to allow for stuqents to develop skills necessary as he said, this is a shared obligation, Wtia:t is the for comm~nication and basic knowledge of the world student's r.lle? we live . . Let me suggest that the student's role ·may be Ultimately the desire to learn and excel needs the most important . of them all. We are but to come from within the student. We need to temporar'y characters in the life of the University. challenge oursleves to explore and learn. We need The majority of us will leave in four years. However to seek more from our education than is handed what we do during those four years is central to to us. We are here for four short years. The time ..the mission of the University and our purpose for is now co begin taking advantage of the opportunities. ...-"- ~ .being here. Our education and intellectual devel­ available to us. Don't waste _money or your time opment should be our reason for attending this . seeking less t_han the _best. Charlie}ones is the Chairperson of Academic A//air I Council ofthe Student Se~te PAGE SIXTEEN THE NEW HAMP$HIRE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1987 .

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BOARD OF GOVERNORSl Oct 2-4 AUTUMN ADVENTURE ON THE CARTER-MORIAH TRAIL Leaders: Jenny, Chris Lowe Cost: $25· . 9-11 TRIP Cost: .$20 Leader: Will I . - j 9-11 'NAKED' WHITEWATER RAFTING APPLICATIONS BEING ACCEPT­ Leaders: Merideth. Kelle Cost: $70 10-11 BREAKING AWAY BIKE TOUR TO BEAR BROOK CABIN ED FOR RESIDENTIAL, Leaders: Jim Carrabba, Vinnie Cost: $15 23-25 JACKSON WILD WOODCUTTING, WOODHAULING WOR . . . COMMUTER, WEEKEND . . i "· , ' Leader: Jim Carrabba . GREEK AND· Cost: FREE •. .30-31 HALLOWEEN HANG GLIDING FACULTY SEATS . Leaders: Dan, .Felicia Cost: $75 -($25 if you went before) 30-31 HALLOWEEN AT BEAR BROOK . ' ·Leader: Joe Nov 10-12 NHOC SALE GRANITE STATE ROOM THE DEADLINE FOR AP~ 13-15 BEAR BROOK WORK WEEKEND Leaders: Jim Carrabba, Joe Cost: FREE . PLICATION IS SEPT. 18, 1987. ALL 20-22 ALPINE DESIRES (X--C SKflNG/HIKING) Leaders: Mel, Dan Cost: $25 APPLICATIONS CAN BE PICKED Mar 12-19 BAHAMA BLAST TO THE UP. AND. TURNED IN Cost: $730 -leaders: Kris, Vinnie, Jim Currier, Du~tin STUDENT ACTIVITIES OFFICE· ROO-M 322,IN THE MUB. • Stop by the NHOC office, room 129 in the MUB or call 862-2145 . . . ••n• ■■•■■■■ ••n-■■ 11 ■■■ 1 ■■•••••■■■■•••••••••■■■■ 1 ■■ 11u11 ■■■ 1■■■■■■■■■■■■■ 1 ■■ 1 ■■-■ 11 ■ 1111 ■ 1 ■11 ■-11 ■ 1 ■■■11 ■■■ 111111 ■~••• ■■•••••• ■■• ■■■ 111111111111111.~ THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1987 PAGE SEVENTEEN Arts It Features How ·To Put On A Hooters Show By Jim Carroll , When George Gavutis, pres- was accepted. INXS. has also 10 for preparing and serving ident of SCOPE, is asked if he accepted a bid from SCOPE food. All volunteers ar.e paid lik~s his job he replies, "It's time "-till play at UNH on Nov. 8. with free admission and a free consuming ... There's minimal James Taylor was nearly booked tee-shirt. compensation.. .! -love it." · but instead opted to play a larger, The only problem Gavutis When asked how much time theater in Massachusetts for sees with this concert is a he and the staff of SCOPE have more money. · problem with every concert at . put into the planning and prep- "Everything in this business UNH. If every seat in the field - aration of tonight's Hooters is really. formal," -says·Gavutis house is sold at. what has been 'concert he admits, "A lot." about the need to make bids and determined a reasonable price, "Nobody realizes how much negotiate contracts. Everything SCOPE still does not make a time I spent here this summer," needs to be legal and exact. profit. Gavutis will be satisfied he says. Averaging 15 to 20 After the-Hooters agreed to if only $8000 is lost. hours a week this past summer, perform at UNH, SCOPE "The biggest problem l]NH and probably 40 or more this· needed to get, approval from faces is the size of the, venue," week, Gavutis and his staff have SAFC in order to pay the band says Gavutis. 3300 seats restricts been working hard sinc_e mid . when the contracts are signed. SCOPE to the less expensive July to make make themselves Needless to say, SAFC approved bands, and even then still keeps ready for one rnncert that will the request for money. · them operating in the_ red. entertain roughly 3300 people All other efforts have been Producing concerts in Cowell for about two· hours. . .. in preparation to receive the Stadium behind the field house In fact, the preparat}On for band. Contracts were signed, has been ruled out for years -~ con~ert such as th~ Hooters arranging everything from the because of security and logistics 1s quite long and 1.nvolved. band's and entourage's accom­ problems. For now the field Beginning last June to look for odations to the food they will house is all we have. acts for this semester, Gavutis be provided with on the night And· tonight the field house and his staff considered booking of the performance (mostly raw should be alive. All these James Taylor, INXS, the Out- vegetables, I understand. The months qf preparation and field, ai;id the Fixx as well as the university does not allow · planning and worrying about Hooters. SCOPE to serve the band alco- the size of the audience will The next step in the process hol.) come together and by Saturday , is to make formal bids to the Also in preparation for the it will all be gone. acts' management and then concert SCOPE hires approx­ After tonight Gavutis and his hope the bids are accepted. imately 120 student volunteers, staff get to concentrate on SCOPE bid $25,000 for the 60 to help with production, 40 preparations for INXS in No­ Hooters and obviously the bid for security, 10 for publicity, and vember. SCOPE is a busy place. The Hooters, with .such-hits. as "All You Zombies," "And We Danced," "Day By Day," and their latest single, 'Johnny B.," perform tonight at. 7:30 in the Field House. Buckwheat Zydeco On A Night Like This Island Records .. By Arthur Lizie BreathedS On the .liner notes for Buck­ wheat Zydeco' s debut Lp On A Night Like This, producer. Ted Boingers Fox challenges the listener, "I Berke Breathed the town paper. ·More yellow dare you to try not to dance to Billy and the Boingers-Bootleg it." Although challenges like than a lemon, or even The this are usually quite trite, not Little, Brown and Co. Manchester Uriion Leader, the to mention found on the back By Ric Dube Beacon is just ·another,example of humorous mid-sixties re­ When Charles Schulz began of Breathed' s statements on just cords,' this dare is not an idle . Peanuts about 40 years ago, the how messed up American so­ oi:i.e. This album is so much .fun · strip was entitled Li'l Folks, and ciety, it's trends,· fads, and ~hat if it doesn't get at least some featured kids facing symbolically attitudes, have become. part of your body a-swayin' and reproduced adult situations in Billy and the Boingers­ a-jerkin', you must be pretty a kid oriented world, completely Bootleg is Breathed's fourth close to meeting your maker. devoid of adults. The strip is collection of daily and Sunday ln reality, "Buckwheat" is now a classic, an international strips, and nothing annoying Stanley Dural, vocalist, accor­ institution ( though Schulz has in society is sacred. Halley's dianist, and synch player. What not been inducted into the comet, Sean Penn, Star Wars he and his band, The I!s Sont Cartoonist's Hall of Fame), and . defense, censorship, and heavy Partis Band, play is a form of has spawn_ed movies, TV ·sp·e- metal all line up to take their music called zydeco. This en­ -cials, and. a,lmost any form of lumps here. Breathed even joyable brand of music has merchandising imaginable. weeps autobiographical tales arisen from the swamps of There' 'i even a balloon Snoopy of woe when Opus, the beloved Louisiana and the dance bars in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day apolitical waterfowl, becomes of New Orleans and Houston. parade. (Ack!) a cartoonist (staff stripper) for The word zydeco comes from However, Peanuts has be- the Beaton. Zydeco Music Other .than Doonesbury, an idiomatic "Creolized" pro­ . come boring. It's not nearly as nunciation of the French word Al playing heartfelt, yet fun opening track, "Ma 'Tit Fille." attractive to look at as it once which is either funny or a for "the snapbeans"-"les : versions of Sam and Dave tunes It's fun, jumpy and has killer was, the characters are now too political stat,ement, Bloom haricots" -from an old song "Les or,.better yet, imagine Barrence · rhythm and accordian. Other one-dimensional, and the County is the only oth~r strip Haricots Sont Pas Sale" ( the Whitfield born on the bayou. originals include "Zydeco humor~ it's basis for existance, which stiHhas the brass to poke snapbeans aren't salty). Just The im~ges might seem a little . Honky Tonk," Motown done isn't funny. ' fun at George Bush, rank on pronounce "les har'icots" with peculiar, but so is this music. on the lower end of the Missis­ Berke Breathed is a humorist defense spending, expose the an overdone French accent and The Ils Sont Partis Band sippi, and "People's Choice," for the '80s. He moves with the corrupt, and ridicule the bejeez­ . you can get an idea where zydeco includes the rhythm section of the slow number that closes the times, sometimes faster. This ers out of the honorable Ronald came from. - Lee Allen Zeno OJl bass and. joint and brings the couples is one thing that makes Bloom Reagan (plftht). Breathed is Zydeco music is mainly a form Nathaniel }oliver on drums, together. . · County the best strip in America better than ever, this is his of dance music, a form designed Melvin Veazie on guitar, and The record includes an inter­ today. While Peanuts always·. heyday. to get people off their seats and Elija4 Cudges on rubboard and esting sample of covers. The made it's point symbolically and DeathTongue, Bloom Coun­ onto the dance floor. It is cowbell. Not your typical band. Blasters' "Marie Marie" sounds representationally, Bloom ty's biggest local band, is led by marked by a bouncy bass, loose, The album also features perfor­ 1like John Fred and His Playboy County breaks the rules, Bill . The Cat, who proudly playful rhythms; and in this case, mances l;>y New Orleans' legend­ Band doing . barroom blues, smashes tradition, and screams strums lead tongue~ The book a sinfully delicious accordian. ary The Dirty · Dozen Brass · Dylan's "On A Night Like This" it's message. features the band's first release, Buckwheat Zydeco's _music may Band. ., is variably stimulating, and The strip isn't devoid of a two song flexi-disc. Cute. be a sell out to the natives of . There isn't a weak song on Bo·oker T's "Time is Tight," adults; it can't be-this is the '80s, Billy 4nd the Boingerf­ the French South, maybe it's too the album, even though they all most recently, done by The dammit! Kids are born as adults Bootleg is Bloom County's funn­ pop or commercial or whatever, sound pretty much alike. Lyrics, · Clash; does justice to · the orig­ now and, Breathed knows it. iest book in five years. Breathed but it sounds. fine from here. a creole mixture of French and . inal. Young Milo Bloom, often por­ has developed the characters To get a picture in•your mind English, are not Buckwheat's This stuff is fun. Buckwheat trayed as not possibly being any enough so that they' re like old what Buckwheat sounds like, strong point, if sung at all. Zydeco's challenge is set, "Do older than twelve, is the star friends, and keeps the humor as imagine a more serious W e_ird The ·record's best song ·is the you dare not dance?" I think not. reporter of the Bloom Beacon, ,timely as possible. Pick it up. flAGE EIGHTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBFR 18, 1987 The Brandos'Honor Among T~ievef The Brandos Ho~or Am:ong Thieves Relitivity , ' the stables. yet oddly subtle hooks to the (. mix. His playing is thoughtful By Tim Thornton Don't get me wrong. If your and clear, and never overdone. listened 'to tlre country-tinged Remember the kid in·your neighborhood who you couldn't Honor Among T/;Jieves in small to this album I can't . doses ( or if you didn't-urider- Li~tening . stand, the kid who never bo- stand English very w~ll,) you'd help but feel that this is how thered an):body, but if he ,sdlipbpehd say "Way cool" faster than Biff I always thought the Long up once, Just once, you as · R .ff d 'db · h "G Ryders should have sounded. his teeth in? 1 --an you e ng t. et- "In My Dreams" remains p~n­ . tysburg" is a legitimate single sive while still retaining a . with incredible presence and kids play in a sizable bite, arid "Strychnine" Four of 't}:lese the title track is spooky and Brandos. They is a catchy cover tune, but an band called The pleasantly haunting. But two abudance of cliches ("Matter teeter on the brink of a quick sides of Ernie Mendillo' s Omar ·of Survival," "Come Home") trip to the dentist. (yes,. of the Howl~rs)-like la­ V{eigh the record down. Nice boys. Good intentions. menting is a little hard to digest. Depressing, depressing lyrics . .,):his album is a death trip to the · The unquestionable strong Honor Among ,Thieves is nth/degree. Subjects to choose point on this debut LP is pro­ produced quite well, but the 'from: Side-,One--War, wife ducer/ guitarist David Kincaid's sound quality could have been battering, killers on the loose, · ,magnificent lead work. Kincaid, improved if I hadn't received crime, and suicide. Side Two­ formerly of The Allies (give a copy that resembled a frisbee -Murder, failure; death, and yourself a pat on the back if you left to die on 1-95. Give it a C, loneliness. Talk about beating can remember 1984's "Emma an unfortunatly average grade _a dead horse._Put on your black Peel"), is able to provide some f?r some above-average musi­ shroud, light a candle, and lock consistency by adding seering cians. Holdsworth Praised, No Way Out · · Not Bought No Way Out Allan Holdsworth .... Orion Pictures movie really starts to pick up. Sand By Robert Hallworth Costner knows that Hackman Relativity Recor_ds . is really Susan's murderer, and By Arthur Lizie · ironically, he is assigned to head once in a while, some­ If you combine· a screen: le- · up the investigation of her Every with something gend with some fine, young death. The.re's one catch-though. one comes up Elvis, The Beatles, .the Sex acting talent,. and cast them in The investigation is conducted _new. Cheese Whiz, Zanny a world of espionage, deceipt, by the Department of Defense Pistols, bread were and corruption, the outcome (this makes no sense at all) and Zappers, and sliced with should be ·a captivatiri.g s·py­ is a cover so that Hackman . all new. Sometimes, like up bread, thriller, right. Unfortunately, · i·s cleared of any suspicion. the ~ex Pistols or sliced with, in No Way Out, the elements · Hackma'n is protected by' his it sells. Other times, like it doesn't. just don't come together·. In my · friends and advisors. Zanny Zappers, opinion, director Roger D0nald­ Allan Holdsworth has come son had the right ingredients For the next 35-45 minutes, up with something new. Unfor­ to make an intriguiing, action­ the·movie becomes increasingly tunately, it isn't selling. It packed movie, but somewhere intense. And· it is here that the deserves to. Sand is Holds­ along the line, he lost the recipe. movie is at it's best. Twist after worth's lat-est album to feature twist guide the story is a· differ­ the synthaxe, an amazing guitar­ ent direction, involving several like gadget which can create a Kevin Costner (The Un­ characters in danger because potpourri of sounds, mostly touchables, American Flyers) they know too much about Brice orchestral and keyboards. The is a very good acto.r, but I doubt arid Susan; Government "hit man is stunning on the instru­ _ that this movie will make him men" chase Costner through ment. a household name. Costner plays endless malls and thorough­ As usually with Holdsworth, US Navy Commander Tom fares; people scurry about trying an alumnus of UK, Bruford, Soft FarreL•Commander Farrel is to solve the murder mystery Machine, and the legendary given a position with the De­ while others try to cover Brice's Gong, odd time signatures, partment of Defense 'after sav­ tracks; and many of the char­ floating solos, and bubbling bass ing the life of a watchman acters are torn between loyalty are abundant. Late Gabriel/ early · during a storm at sea. Farrel's to their jobs and loyalty to their. Collins Genesis instrumentals boss is Secretary of Defense consciences. All of this is very often come to mind while lis­ Brice (Gene Hackman) who promising, but the story ends tening to this disc. comes off as the typical misun­ with one too many plot twists. The best feature of this album derstood, rude, but very intel- It seems to me that the story is the lack of· long, boring, . ligent, genius. And both of them line was completed, when one ponderous introductions. While are involved with Susan (Sean of the writers said, "Wouldn't most art rock instrumental . Allan Holdsworth wields hi,s synthaxe. Young) who comes off as either it be neat if we did this: ... '.' If contain these exercises in fu­ a confused nymphomaniac, or they had ended the movie in a· · tility, they are thankfully absent a high-priced call girl who really more believable way, I would here. melody evoked on "Mac Man" One of these days, the general wants to find the right man to . · have recommended· this film, Aside from Holdsworth on can convince anyone why a public will realize the wonderful · settle down with. · but the disappointing conclu­ synthaxe, the band includes the respected guitar whiz such as thin.gs that Allan Holdsworth sion,- for me, ruins any of the touring band ofJimmy Johnson Eddie Van Halen would say has been doing for years and One of the movie's problems good things that may have led on bass and Chad W ackerman about Holdsworth, "Holds­ he'll finally get some well is that it takes apprximately 45 · up to. it. on drums. Additional musicians worth is the best in my book. deserved recognition. Sand is minutes to establish what I have include Gary Husband on . He-'s fantastic. I love him." A as good a place for recognit,ion -summarized in the last para­ In all fairness, the movie does drums, Biff Vincent on octapad hero of many praises his hero. to start as any. graph-; I found mys~lf wonder-. have a relevant theme. It shows bass, and on "Mac Man," John ing if there really was a s -py that absolute power does cor­ England on Mac computer, related plot in this movie, or rupt absolutely. It tells of what . recreating some dazzling key­ if it was just going to be a love happens when someone in a board sounds. Chekhov~ , triangle situation with govern­ high office puts himself above Sand is not an album to ment officials involved. But, · the law (i.e. Ollie North); and. attentively listen to in. one mercifully, something does it shows that this corruption sitting, rather, it should be used Seagull happ~n to change the direction leads to self destruction and the either in small doses or as of the story. (I can't tell you destruction of others. background music. The title exactly what it is, but here's a song is an ethereal passage By Arthur Lizie The play ·will run every Thurs­ hint; It's just what you think Overall, the movie is filled which is very similar to Peter Anton Chekhov's The Seagull day, Friday and Saturday at 8 is going to happen when a with fine performances, but th~ Gabriel's work on . opens tonight at the Mill Pond p.m. and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. woman gets involved with an • holes in the plotline, and the Reams of praise have been Center in Durham courtesy the for the next four weekends. insanely jealous Secretary of unbeiievability of the film's written about Holdsworth, eve­ Durham Stage Company. 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For UNH, defensive back Bill WILDCAT NOTES: Farrell is probable for the game. The game is one of the few, "Bill has got a pretty sore that UNH has to play on arti­ shoulder," said,Bowes. '_Tm ficial turf and is also the only hoping he's r,eady." If Farrell night game of the season. Game cannot go, freshman TomJoy time at Nickerson Field is 6 would get the call. . pm ... Bowes on the equality of · Junior tailback Todd Urbanik the Yankee Conference: "It's is still out with a badly sprained the kind of league where whoev­ knee, but the good news is. that er wins their first two games he won't need arthroscopic couk! be the team to beat all year. surgery. "Todd should be back But you never know until then. i.n a 'couple of weeks," said There is simply too much parity Bowes. Linebacker Wayne in the conference.".~-Senior left Larsen will not suit up. tackle Tom Johnson will wear "I think it will be one of our #64 what at tackle and #91 if biggest "tests of the·yeat,'' said he is needed to play tight Stetson. "It's an important game er;id .. .BU linebacker Matt David for us," said Bowes. "It'll be.quite (#50) also· wears #43 when a challenge." · · playing fullback. ..The Wildcats Cut, cut. Haven't we heard swamped BU last year, 26-9. this some place before?

Assistant football. coach Mark Whipple takes some of his players through a drill in preparation for this Saturday's Yankee Conference game with Bosto_n University. (M. Amunategui photo) Tennis team loses #1 man

By Jason Doris tough, but closer than the Freshman Peter Carlisle was The Wildcat men's tennis matches against Providence last · defeated by the score of 2-6, 2- team lost their second match Monday. Tim Porter, Monday's 6. of the year on Wednesday to the stand-out, was moved up to, the With the score tied, the Minutemen of UMass by the number-one slot; while fresh­ doubles matches were to decide score of 6-3. However, a worse mah Brian Baker-remained at the outcome and did so in favor loss for the team came from off number two. Porter, a junior of Massachusetts. UNH' s first the courts. from Dover, lost his match 2- team, Baker and Porter, lost by Shawn Herlihy, the number 6, 1-6, while Baker lasted the score of 2-6, 3-6. Ratcliffe one player for the Wildcats, is through three sets before·losing . and Glen Wheldon, the number no longer academically eligible 3-6, 6-4, 6-2. two team, took the first set 6- to play on the team. Herlihy The next three positions did 3, but dropped the next two 2- does not meet the NCAA stand­ real well for the team, as all won 6; 2-6. Lastly, the all-Jreshman ards for the num·ber of credits their matches for UNH. The third doubles team of Coss and , . a player must have going intoi number three player, freshmaµ Carlisle barely lost in two tie­ his second season. , Greg Coss, defeated his oppo­ breaker sets, 6-7, 6-7. '·'It's the best thing for Shawn nent 7-6, 1-6, 7-5. Paul Ratcliffe, Coach Berton is now looking academically," coach Paul Ber­ the team's only senior, beat his ,on to the Black Bears of Maine, ton said, "but for tennis, it's a opponent 6-3, 6-4 and Glen who play the Wildcats today at big loss.'' Herlihy, a sophomore Wheldon secured the fifth spot, . 3:00. It's a shame the Wildcats from ,Winchester, MA., will 2-6, 6-4, 6-2. . will be without Herlihy, but have to wait until next season At this point, UNH was up with the. remaining young play­ ·The men's tennis team dropped their second match to UMass . to help the tennis team. 3-2 on the Minutemen, but it ers, the team has a lot of room and also lost their number one player. (M. Amunategui photo) Wednesday's ma.tches were was all downhill from there. to grow and hope to do well.

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of scoring instead of just shoot~ That was all the Wildcats nell she saw little action. ing," said Dumphy. "Our would need, but Brickley did add NOTES: Wednesday marked corners are something that need an insurance goal with 9':03 the first time since the fall of extra practice." . remaining. Robinson passed it 1985 that senior Kate Dumphy Meal)while, Wildcat goalie to Brickley and she stuck it past . played at home. She had to sit Michele Flannell and the entire Pouliot in the right hand corner. out last season due to" a knee 'Cat defense could have had a The Wildcat defense was injury. "Yesterday I was not hot dog and a Coke at the nearby certainly a factor with Ver~ nervous, I just wanted to play," food stand without any worries mont's inept offense. '.'The said Dumphy: "She was really . of Vermont scoring. They had defense played solidly," said · proud · to be able to play at one shot and no corners in the Didio. "This is the least amount home," Didio said ... Recent grad­ first half.' of corners and least amount of uate and former two-sport (field At intermission the game 'was scoring opportunities we have hockey and lacrosse) athlete scoreless but there was little allowed a Vermont team." Mary Rogerswas present at the need for concern. Didio especially praised the .game Wednesday. Along with · Finally 8:27- into the second play of junior sw~eper Liz her was the Oyster River junior half the 'Cats connected on a Lahme. "She does not play varsity field hockey te~m which penalty corner. Robinson start­ around with the ball," she said. . she is coaching. In October, she ed the play by passing to. "Liz gets it out of there quickly." is travelling to Scotland to play Dumphy _and she fired it past For the last five miputes for the US Lacrosse Team... The new Vermont g_o alt ender backup goaltender Stacey 'Cats are now 2-1 and they will Wendy Pouliot. . Gaudette played, but like Flan- travel to play UConn on Sep- tember 19. · MUDWRESTLEMANIA October 3, 7:00 pm Do you have the g~ts? UNH's victory over UVM on Wednesday was really no contest. Vermont only had three shots .. (M. Amunategui_photo) If so, contact ~im-Urquhart 868-3899 Wildcats and Minutemen play.to a tie

-By Scott Bemiss The afternoon was not over · "The UMASS coach came up have nevet beaten at home. I'm not too sure what to expect," Over two hundred people for·UNH just yet, though. With to me and said, 'We didn't know · , "Saturday will be another big Garber said. "They do quite a flocked to Cowell Stadium yes- less than ten minutes left in the how good you were and now we game since both teams are about bit of recruiting, though. There's terday afternoon to watch the contest, Jim Druding broke know you' re for real'," Garber equal," Bergholtz said. "They no reason for them to b.e the UNH men's soccer team battle across midfield and noticed said. may have better talent, but our underdogs here. The gam:e will the University of Massachusetts. Brenp.an cutting towards the UNH's next game is home plan will be the same; to out­ be .as tough as UMASS; maybe No one went home disappoint- net. Druding lifted a pass th~t tomorrow against the Friars of hustle them." · tougher." · ed. bounced in. front of Brennan Providence College, a te~m they "Providence is a fine team and After two and a half hours of who headed the ball over the soccer, including two ten minute. outstretched hands of UMASS overtime periods, the game · goalie, Brett Shumsky: ended in a 2-2 tie. With the score tied at the end · Both teams were coming off of regulation, both tea.ms took of big wins (UMASS beat BU a well deserved rest before the 2-0 and UNH beat BC 1-0). and start of the overtime period. were equally fired up. Once they After ten minutes in the gruel­ had gotten the feel for each ing heat, the score had not other,_it was UMASS who drew budged, which set up overtime first blood. Ferdie Adoboe sprint- number two. ed down the left corner, cut "The first -overtime, we went sharply to the net avd lofted a uphill and then we switched for pass tbatwas headed in by Mike the second," UNH Head Coach McCormick at 25:08 of the first Ted Garber said. "First they half. applied the pre?sure, then we UNH kept the pressure on came back strong. We had and wit:h 11:22 lefr in the half, played ninety minutes in this they got the break they needed. heat already and our guys, and Scott Brennan drove from the probably UMASS, were tir-ed." right corner to ten yards in front The·g;eatest play of the game of the goal when he unleashed came with 1:30 left in the second a shot that hit a UMASS defend- · overtime. UNH had three scor-. er and ricocheted off his arm. ing bids but c_ame up empty after Thatsetupthepenaltykickthat two inc_redi:ble sayes · by Brennan fired h0me, his first Shu_msky: The final shot was, of two goa-ls of the day'• , - kicked out by aUMASS defen_der Overall, the first half's tempo who hurried to cover the net was back and forth with each after he saw Shumsky out of tea~ in control numerous times. · position: UMASS changed that in the "Both Bergholtz and Mark Scott Br~nnan (#5) anq a UMass player go after the ball in Wednesday's tie. Brennan score second half as they came-out Goodman made some fine--plays • both UNH goals. (Bill Barnes photo) · , roaring. Luckily, with some solid . at the end, but that fullback defense, the onslaught was ·, made a great play and that's subdued by the Wildcats. · where he should have been in - "Doug (Stang)' played terrific position," Garber said. "That's UNH golfers.looking strong· defense, he corit~olled the tempo part of athletics, and as long as in our backfield/' senior forward we' re right there, the breaks will By P_aul Sweeney score of a team's four best be the.longest." . JeffBergholtz s-a:id. _ eventually come our way." "Dqug takes charge and has Fine pe.dormances . were · ___ While .most everybody else · rounds, with the lowest score . Portsmouth Country Club is -is just.about ready to put their winning. where the Wildca·ts will play --givenst1pp9rL to=Eric:.(_S.ti,psQp) .. ,~.tJJ.r.ned jri_Jn :,__ _p _ot:h_· __ k~~p~rs .. who has also played extremely Stinson for UNH allowed two ·• gotf clulk away:-for a long Popej s bringi_ng a.group of their home matches. "That's one well," senior goalie Chris Jay goals with nine saves and winter's rest, first·-year co.~h competent Wildcats with him "of'the best fourse~ 'in the area," said. . Shumsky also let in two and was Ken Pope and the University to Bowdojn. Judy, a 2-handicap Pope said. "It's got a nice, long After UNH had come up big credited with twelve saves. of New· Hampshire golf team golfer, and Austin 'Ace' Eaton, . layout." Pope said that the on defense with blocks from UNH's record moves to 2-0-1 are shining their clubs for this who carries a 1-handicap; are courseisstillingoodshapeafter weekend's season opener at the the strongest 'Cats making the · a summer of heat and hea'vy use. · Stapg and s.aves by Stinson, while UMASS' changes to 2-1- UMASS rained on their parade 1. Bowdoin Invitational.- trip. Eaton shot an even par 72 The Wildcats host Bowdoin, with _a fluk€ goal. With 72:43 "We, played very well as a As h·as beco~e custonhuy, the - during tryouts. Merrimack and St. Anslem's in gone m the game,StevenCesnek te~m," said Jay. "We created the Wildcats sport a strong team. . Sophomore Jeff LaCoille and Portsmouth on Tuesday. dribbled into some traffic in tempo and that's something we Captained by the only senior, freshmen Kevin Dean and Pat Pope said the top teams in· front of the UNH goal. He then -must do in order to win." · Bill Judy, the team has eleven Szturm will also .compete this New England are Central Con­ ~isfired and the ball trickled "There were no superstars, golfers, including five freshmen. weekend. ·''Jeff is a steady ·. nect-icut State and Hartford, mto the left-hand ·corner of the it · was a total team effort " Pope; who also works with the golfer/' Pope said. "He might both offering scholarships in net. UMASS now led by the Jkrgholtz said. "We were be;t- UNH hockey team, likes the not shoot par for you, but he golf. Hartford ·rece_ntly VI.on the talent of his group. won't shoot way over_an 80 · West. ·Point In:vitational. The ..score of 2-1. ing UMASS to the ball." "We've got some . steady either. He shoots a consistent big matches fo~ U~H w11,I be golfers;'' Pope said-. "On the round of about 76 to 80 (par ~he New England~ -on. Sep- average, the team's are four or · 72)." · · --,- tember 28-29, the ECAC-~orth- , five handicaps. I'm expecting: Pope is awed by 'the driving ern· New Englands onpc;tober we'll be near the top of this prowess of Szrnrm, who will 8 art~ the ECAC Championships weekend's competition." also be a goalie on the hoc;key on October 17-18. . · . ·· -The Bowdoin Invitational _team. Pope says Szturni hit ot;ic,· Pope said that his goal .is to features twelve teams from New in a practice round at Ports-- be in-the top three· at the _ECAC England and will be played today mouth Country Club that went Northern New Englands. Last and tomorrow in Maine. Each over 300 yards. "That was a year, the Wildcats were sixth. team is sending five golfers to poke," Pope said. "Hitting long "It's a young group," Pope compete. Scoring will be con- drives is all timing. We. have said, "butit's agoodo~e." ducted by adding up the total a lot of long hitters and Pat may Litdy 'Cats.dominate UVM ·

By John Kelley half goals to -insure the victory. _creates energy for the other To merely say that the ,UNH The first was by senior Kate players." . field hockey t.eam defeated Dumphy with about twenty.:.five Vermont netminder Karen Vermont 2-0 Wednesday is only minutes remaining. The other · . Okun played superbly as she had half the story. came by freshman Liz Brickley nine saves before -intermission. The Wildcats trounced the with about nine minutes re­ Despite Okun's fine play Didio Catamounts in all areas of the maining in tl)e ,contest. Both realizes that work need-, to be . game. They outshot Vermont goals were assisted by junior done on their corner plays. 23-3 and they had 19 corner Shelly ~obinson. ., · "Our corner play needs to be opportunities compared to two Behind the always aggressive a strength. and it is not one for the opposition. · . · play of senior Lori Mercier, the now," said Didio. "A positive This was a day where Ver­ 'Cats controlled the play in ·the corner (basically a shot on goal) mont left their offense some­ _first half. They created many should happen about sixty per­ where in the Green Mountains scoring chances as they had cent of the time."-For the'game, as they were about as productive twelve shots and nine corners the Wildcats only got a shot off as the U.S. Mail system is on but no goals. · _ . four out of nineteen times. The field hockey team upped their record to 2-1 with a 2_-0 Sunday. · _ . "She played a great game," "We need to start thi~king Despite their domination the said coach'Marisa Didio. "I love defeat of UVM. The 'Cats travel _to UConn Saturday. (M. · 'Cats·still rieeded two second to watch her play becau8e she FIELD HOCKEY, page 26 A mnn<1t-on-1,, nhnf"n \ PAGE TWENTY-f;IGHT THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, SEPTEMB°ER 18 1987 ' ' J - .. ,,.; Sports Soccerwomen enjoy a laugher over ·BU / . By Ed Flaherty riers, but the back of the net The UNH women's soccer· became elusive as the icats put team posted an impressive 8- only one tally up on the score­ , 0 victory over a highly­ board. outclassed Boston University E_llen Weinberg scored the squad here Tuesday afternoon. only goal of the half with a shot . The Wildcats mixed strong past new BU netminder Lianne defense with balanced offensive Lacoss at 14:15 of the half. firepower to wear down the BU never had a serious scor­ overmatched Terriers. ing threat atthe Wildcat defense The scoring was quick and turned them away whenever · steady for the 'Cats in the first they entered the defensive zone. half as Carolyn _Beckedorf put Third-year coach Ander.son . a shot in the far corner of the was happy with her team's goal beneath the dive of BU performance, and was hard- · goalie Leeann Steuer at 5:36 of pressed to come up with any · · the first half. serious flaws·. · Less than three minutes later, The one problem the 'Cats Beckedorf again beat Steuer, this did have was with offsides calls.· time on a chip shot from 25 · "We had an outrageous yards out. The flood gates were number of offsides for a one and opened. a half hou.r garr1e," said And­ Nine ,:wildcats got into the, erson. ·"We have to work on our scoring column, either on goals .timing of when to hit the or assists, as the half closed with runner." . UNH up, 7-0. The game left Anderson in The 'Cats dominated the half a very optimistic mood, how­ as they beat BU to .virtually ever. ·every ball, finding holes in the "The things we need to im­ defense and working triangle prove on we will improve on passing to create give and go over the season," said a confi- situations.. , dent Anderson. · · "Their choice of pushing the Ande,rson has every reason ball back to create a shot was to be confident following this excellent," said pleased head game. If it's any indication of coach Marge Anderson. what the Wildcats are capable The wome'n's soccer team, fresh off an 8-0 thrashing of BU, heads to Rutgers Saturday to The second half found UNH of, the 'C~ts ·could be clawing play Cornell. It will be the first time the two teams have met. (Craig Parker photo) once again pressuring the Ter- their way to the top this season. Jean back in saddle MORNING LINE

Mike Eric Lisa· .. for UNH-BU game _Air Kamp Bopper Bruckner McDowell Markley Old Grad

By Rick Kampersal · · sidered by most to be the best If you l·lstened to the two head tailback tandem in the league. UNH at BU BU BU UNH UNH UNH UNH coaches talk of this weekend's "Randy Pettus and Vince Jack­ football match-up between son are probably 1-2 in the Maine at and BU, you'd discover conference," said Bowes. Maine URI' Maine Maine · URI URI 1, ".'UP,TB Rhode Island hjw much ~ach respects one There was some word that , . anoth~r. , Pettus· haq decided not to play 'Judging by what they did to his last season for BU, but UMass at UMass UMass UMass UMass Richmond a pretty good Indiana State team thankfully for both parties, Richmond UMass (BU won, 34-3 ), I'd say it's going things were worked out. "The. said UNH · big papers around here made to be a tough game," N. Eastern at coach Bill Bowes. "They look too much of a big deal out of the UConn Northeast UConn UConn UConn . UConn like a solid football team." whole thing," said Stetson with UConn BU coach Steve Stetson fol­ a hint of anger. "It was just - Wwed Bowes' lead. 'Tm im'" another rumor." BC at BC BC BC use use USC pressed with UNH's o·ffense · · Wjth Pettus andJacksori in­ USC and defense," said Stetson; a . the backfield, one would think. former assis'tant here under that BU is a predominantly rushing team. Think again. Florida at Bowes. "I think it's pretty much Barna Barna Barna Barna Barna Barna I common knowledge that they're "Their quarterback (four-yea·r Alabama ' J . afstrong team." starter Pat Mancini) looks out­ WeH, there you have it. Anoth- standiHg," said Bowes. "He . - - er case of mutual -respect: ·· ... threw 29 passes last week;which While the Terriers were to me is a lot. The scary thing thumping an inept offensive - 1s that not one was badly For this season's first morning line, we invited the Sports Information Office football team last week, the thrown." Expect the Terriers staff of Mike. Bruckner, Eric McDowell, and Lisa Markley to butt heads -wildcats ·had an extra week to to come out gunning and then with the two sports edit_ors, Paul Sweeney and Rick Kampersal. The Old lick their wounds and forget utilize their wondrous tailbacks about their tough I 4-7 loss to to control the clock. •. ._Grad is back for his 14th year. He is an anonymous alumnus who donates Richmond. According to Bowes, Stetson is especially worried $50 to the UNH 100 Club each time someone sees more clearly through their the team put the free time to about UNH! s fleet of receivers. good use. "Curtis Olds demands a Jot of crystal ball than he. "We worked a lot on our attention," sajd Stetson. "Be­ running game," said Bowes, 9~ sides him, you also have to look · 5 against BU in h_is career. "The out for (Rob) Spittel and (Chris) was a freshman, is at one corner. good weeks of practice,_" said college quarterback." running in the first half of the Braune. Spittel caught a long· Skip Jackson, Mike White, and Bowes. "Bobby's got some con­ Injuries have made their Richmond game was a disap­ one against us last year." Kenny Clifford are also back fidence now." painful mark on both teams. pointment." Mafr Banbury and The men entrusted in keeping there." · 13U's Mancini has improved BU's backup QB Jim Shuman, Norm Ford (105 yards last the Wildcat speedsters out of As far as the UNH quarter­ from a year ago. ''The difference - is out with a gastrointestinal game) will again be the backfield · their end zone is up to the back update goes, junior Bobby · between the Pat of last year and virus. Sophomore Eric Rosen­ starters. challenge. "We are solid back Jean has regai.ned his starting the Pat of this year is mind­ crans will back-up Mancini. Speaking of running backs, there," said Stetson .. "Mark status. ".Both Bobby and Mark . .boggling," said Stetson. "He has 'the Terriers have what is con- Seals, who has played since he (Carr, las~ week's starter) had developed into , a co'nsis~ent FOOTBALL, page 26