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:c------.....1~------FAUFree Press· January 18,1995 fill It's No Joke DAVE CHAPELLE -TAKES PROGRAM ·eoARDSHOW ON THE ROAD _page-16

~om in~ A~art at t~e ~eams1 Has the University been Shortchanged?

page 12 It's No Joke SHiT! not -the eye a~air~ ! ~ve.. Last week's spontaneous burst of social 8ot ~ ~e.e.t'~ '" activity spurred by comedian Dave ~f\ Mtnu'te.S!! f Chapelle was unprecedented in recent years ~ at FAU. It was good to see students breftking out of the traditional hum-drum to do something new and exciting, and particularly something worth remembering. Many students usually just go out and get wasted and forget most of what they do. However, Chapelle dishonored himself by relying on prejudice and intolerance to fuel his humor. "Chapelle owned the room with his biting jokes on homosexuals, various ethnic groups .. ./'wrote a Free Press staff writer covering the story of the week. Mainstream comedy has been known to prey on the weaknesses and fears of society, and according to FAU professor of philosophy Simon Glynn, if you examine the common jokes in a social system you can determine its weak points fairly quickly. FUTURE STRESS MUTATIONS @t"'lv.AAvPot'-•A It is ironic that Chapelle, an African-American, chose to perpetuate the ignorant notions of intolerance and bigotry less than one week before the national holiday honoring Martin Luther King, Jr., a man What•s Up With That? who died in the struggle to educate humanity to eradicate intolerance and bigotry. It is not surprising that pop culture surfers like contem­ by Moris Stem porary comedians would take ad vantage of these weak links for their What is this Nobel prize all about? own personal profit at the expense of society at large; but please, let It' saseries of annual awards provided by a fund of$9.2 million in the will of AJfred Nobel us attempt to be educated in a university environment. (1833-1896),Swedish inventorofdynamiteand otherexplosives, and byagiftfrom Central Free Press Entertainment EditmKenan Sumen, put it plainly last Bank of Sweden. There are six classifications to reward people who have made outstand­ ing contributions for the benefit of mankind in: 1) physiology or medicine; 2) physics; 3) week when he said that life is sufficiently ironic and provides more literature; 4) chemistry; 5) peace; and 6) economics. than enough to laugh at without reinforcing prejudicial stereotypes Candidates for a prize must be recorrunended in writing by a duly qualified authority. that only serve to retard our growth as an educated society. The awards usually are presented in Stockholm, with the king of Sweden officiating, Fortunately, there are many Floridians who support tolerance and annually on December 10, the anniversary of Alfred Nobel's death. Each prize includes a understanding. This month, voters in West Palm Beach chose to retain gold medal, a diploma and a gift of money. the words "sexual orientation" within a civil rights bill which pro­ We often say that this or that is surreal. But what does surreal REALLY mean? vided local legal employment protection from discrimination. The Surrealism is a movement in visual art and literature that flourished in Europe between inclusion of sexual orientation in the bill was met with massive World Wars I and ll. The movement represented a reaction against what its members saw resistance, principally from the intolerant Christian Coalition. as the destruction wrought by the "rationalism" that had guided European culture and It is interesting to note that Chapelle did make joking reference to politics in the past and had culminated in the horrors of World War I. According to the the racial tensions and the potential for widespread violence. They major spokesman of the movement, the poet and critic Andre Breton, surrealism was a means of reuniting conscious and W1COnscious realms of experience so completely that the say that there's at least a little truth in every joke. Chapelle may just world of dream and fantasy would be joined to the everyday rational world in an"absolute be communicating in the best way he knows. reality," a surreality. · The next time you hear a joke, before you laugh, ask why. Maybe In poetry, surrealism manifested itself in a juxtaposition of words that was startling you'll learn something about yourself. because it was detennined not by logical but by psychological - that is, unconscious - thought processes. In painting, practice of surrealist art strongly emphasized method­ ~ ·ss3Hd 33H.:I 3Hl. NIOr =3D"SS311\1l"NIII\IIl811\1nS ~ ological research and experimentation, stressing the work of art as a means of prompting personal psychic revelation and investigation Max Ernst, for example, rubbed with Editor-in-Chief ...... Ross A. Levy graphite over wood or other engrained substances and scraped canvas to produce partial images, which were to be completed in the mind of a viewer. Production Manager ...... 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4 ------FAUFree Press- JanU8l'y 18,1995 NEWS BRIEFS - NEWS BRIEFS Interim Dean of Arts and Humanities assistant director; Martin Barnes, asssistant mentoring Blood Drive Jan. 18 Announced coordinator; Catherine Hawkins, receptionist; and Winter brings an increase in South Florida's popula­ tion and the need for blood donations. Dr. John Dowling, a veteran academician and ad­ Nicki Uichanco, senior secretary. Community Blood Centers of South Florida .will be ministrator who headed the University of Georgia's holding a blood drive on the Boca campus from 9:00 Graduate School for 11 years, has been named interim History Honor Society Named Best a.m. to 9:00p.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 18, outside the dean of the Schmidt College of Arts and Humanities. in the U.S. Breezeway. Each donor will get a free T-shirt and He assumed his responsibilities on January 3. FAU's Xi Omega chapter of Phi Alpha Theta, the refreshments. A scholar in romance languages, Dr. Dow ling chaired international history honor society, has been named the Rita Cole, Director of Public Affairs for Community the Department of Foreign Languages at Texas Tech outstanding chapter in the U.S. for 1994. The chapter has Blood Centers, said that blood usage is higher after the University from 1953 to 1963 and the Department of claimed high honors five times in the last six years. New Year, when elective surgery takes place and Spanish and Portuguese at Indiana University from Chapter advisor Sandra Norman, an associate pro­ people lack the time to donate blood. "We're probably 1963 to 1972. He joined the faculty of the University of fessor of history in the Schmidt College of Arts and down 75 percent in our inventory," she said. Georgia in 1972 as head of the Department of Romance Humanities, said that members have a strong track The donation process takes about 30 minutes, Cole Languages, advancing to the position of Graduate record of community outreach activities. In addition said, and includes a mini-physical exam, a brief medi­ School dean in 1979. to working with area historical societies, the chapter cal history and the donation itself, which takes less Dr. Dowling's background makes him "an ideal has carried out a number of public service projects, than 10 minutes. choice to lead the college through the transition period including organizing a hurricane relief drive for the while we search for a new dean," Provost Richard Bahamas and providing a marker for the Count LIFE donates $26,000 Osburn and Boca Raton Campus Vice President Nathan deHoernle train station in Boca Raton. Dean told Schmidt College faculty members . Dr. The chapter will host a regional conference in March. Dowling wi~l not be a candidate for the permanent appointment. A national search will soon begin to find a replace­ Internet Info from IRM ment for Dr. Sandra NortoD, who has been dean of the The Internet is a resource for students and Informa­ Schmidt College for seven years. tion Resource Management (IRM) will be helping FAU faculty, staff and students understand and use this huge network. Minority Student Services Receives There will be video classes presented in Fleming Award Hall 107 on Wednesday, Jan. 18, 25, Feb. 1 and 8. At 3:00p.m., the tape will be l11troduction to the VAX and the EDT Editor. At 4:00p.m., .the tape will be The Video Guide to the Internet.. On Thursday, Jan. 19, 26, Feb. 2 and 9, Introduction will be presented at 9:30a.m. and the The Video Guide to the Internet. at 10:30 a.m. Lois B. Pope, her daughter Maria Pope Kesssel, FAU The Video Guide to the Internet will also be on President Anthony James Catanese and his wife, Sara, continuous play in the University Center lobby recently attended a "Victory Party for Life" held at the every hour on the hour weekdays from 9:00a.m. to Sherbrooke Golf and Country Club in Lake Worth to 7:00 p.m. Individuals can view the tape in the Li­ announce a $26,000 gift to FAU. brary Media Center. Students can also check out the The donation from Leaders in Furthering Education tape from the Computing Center, room 145, for Against Drug Abuse, Inc. (LIFE), will be used to home viewing. Student ID is required and the tape establish a scholarship program for students pursuing must be returned the next day. their degrees in sociology or criminology at FAU. The IRM's Student Guide to Computing is now available program will provide scholarships to students who The Office of Minority Student Services was at the Copy Center for $3.65 plus tax, which is the cost demonstrate an understanding of the dangers of drug selected to receive the 1994 Davis Productivity of duplication. New features in this new edition are or substance abuse and who are committed to educat­ Award, given annually by Florida Tax Watch for descriptions of Internet resources, how to access them, ing young people about such dangers. outstanding productivity, performance and in­ a section on the FAUVMS Electronic mail system and Lois B. Pope of Manalapan, a generous supporter and novation by Florida's state government workers. how to use it effectively, and sections on the new active member of the FA U Foundation, is presidentofLIFE. The awards are made possible through a gift policy and rules for student accounts. "This is an exciting new program that will help get more from the late J.E. Davis and his brother, A.D, . The Guide is available at the Copy Cent~r, people involved in the fight against drug abuse," she said. Davis, co-founders of Winn-Dixie stores and across from the Cafeteria. Students should ask Criteria for selection of scholarship recipients is cur­ founding members of Florida Tax Watch. for the IRM Student Guide. rently being develop by FAU and LIFE. The Minority Student Services staff increased ser­ vices in seven programs, initiated two new programs and endured a reduction in staff, yet saved more than Police 1 Blotter $30,000 during the 1993/1994 academic year. Minority Student Services' primary focus is to assess, January 3 - A PBCC student reported that library reported a book, Hardbrace's College address and meet the needs of minority students. To someone had tried to enter hfs vehicle. The left Handbook, stolen. The book had been borrowed meet the needs of a culturally diverse student body, the door had a pry mark on it from an object similar from Minority Student Services. office sponsors a variety of academic support and en­ to a tire iron. No entry was made. The car was January 4 - Police responded to a call at the richment programs, activities and services. in lot P40 University Center aoout a person who fell. The Michael S. Chambers is the acting director of the January 3- FAU Police responded to an intru­ victim was seated in the UC wheelchair when office. Other staff members are Sandi Ayaz, acting sion alarm in room 143 of the General Class­ police arrived. Her left leg area was swollen. room South building. It was a false alarm. She had slipped on the walkway to the UC. She The News Briefs are compiled by Debi Phillips. To January 4- A student on the third floor of the was taken to Boca Raton Hospital. submit an item, send it to University Center Room 229.

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Butinthe attending ence and is not as respected or prestigious as middle of this scene stood another homo Miami Se- Associ a- classical or canonical literature, Pro- sapiensbeingbesidesmyself, the master nior High, tion are fessor Collins replied, "No popular of the entire realm, including the dragon, he earned the big- literature is accepted by the establish- Professor Robert A. Collins. an A.B. at gest, old- ment. Enormously popular science The door that I walked through be- the Uni- est, and and fantasy fiction is, though, a big longed to room 50 in the Arts and Hu- versity of most pres- influence on all types of literature; for manities building. The name of the M i a m i . tigious as- example, Thomas Pynchon and Kurt office is. "The International Conference Later, he sociations Vonnegut. Science and fantasy fiction on the Fantastic in the Arts." 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by Caroline Johtlson tive setting that makes athletics Ever ventured over to FAU's more exciting. The soccer tourna­ gymnasium? Open to all students, ments had a large surge in mem­ faculty and staff, the gym provides bership following America's host­ many opportunities to enjoy exer­ ing of the World Cup, making cise, improve p.ersonal health and competition more intense and at attack those unwanted pounds times more violent. gained by beer, junk food and bad The gym has had few disciplin­ sleeping habits. ary problems. Most violations are Campus Recreation offers vari­ caused by individuals not affili­ ous intramural and club sports, and ated with the campus trying to use is funded by your student govern­ the gym's equipment and facili­ ment activity and services fees. The ties. Besides being the campus sports clubs include badminton, source for the enjoyment of fit­ diving, fencing, ice hockey, karate, ness, Jones said that the gym is rugby, sailing, Sei Bu Kan, table primarily an academic facility fo­ ing. There will be a special exhibi­ sibly mm1m1ze outside athletic tennis and volleyball. cusing on the education of exer­ tion by top-ranked world gym­ events. Rochelle Jones, an FAU alunmus cise science and wellness. She nasts for this event. Visit the gym for a personal fit­ and one of the charter members of added that people can only im­ In addition, a karate tournament ness program or to support FAU's the women's basketball team, is the prove themselves by taking part in will held on February 4. outstanding sports teams. FAU director of Campus Recreation. She the positive activities that the gym Entrance to these events for stu­ entered the NCAA's Division I in works hard to provide activities to offers. dents is usually free. 1993 and the sports teams are hav­ athletes of all talent levels by of­ Some of the activities available Private organizations regularly ing winning seasons and are a great fering intramural sports such as at the gym include the special come to campus to hold sporting source of pride for students. soccer, volleyball, flag football, events offered, such as the Inter­ events. Jones has been mindful of The creation and success of our basketball, floor ho<:key, softball, national Gymnastics Tournament the interference this creates to stu­ sports teams largely depends on stu­ tennis and bowling. being held on March 20, 21 and 22, dents maintaining regular fitness dent support and initiative. With Tournaments for intramurals in which 750 gymnasts from all programs and is working to en­ enough student interest, FAU could provide students with the competi- over the country will be compet- large the gym's facilities and pos- gain its own football team, Jones said.

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10 ------FAUFree Press· January 18,1995 Committee Changes Student Government NoteS Weaver said that the new senators would choose by Jon B. Hirsh Federow welcomed the new senators and stressed a committee to be assigned to. He also mentioned The first meeting of the new Student Govern­ the importance of full and open communication that a proposal for commuter lockers is being ment Senate became official with the sound of between the SG administra- considered. the gavel and call to order by Vice President tive and legislative branches. Senator Daniel Jason Weaver last Thursday. He emphasized meeting the Little was unani­ needs and challenges of the '[Federow} endorsed additional mously elected New Senators student body. by the Senate as After the pledge of allegiance, the roll call, computer resources, increased the new pro­ approval of the agenda and minutes from a pre­ The President's Plans library hours, healthier, cost tempore. He vious meeting, the first order of business was the Federow plans to vastly im­ effective food service, student called for the swearing in of the newly elected senators by prove student life at all lev­ senators to "fol­ acting chief justice Maureen McKinley. els, he said. involvement, new activities, low their integ­ Senate Speaker John Kirlew welcomed the new H~ endorsed additional positive attitudes and a generally rity." senators and offered to assist them with training computer resources, in­ pro-active approach.' Michele Oyola, in the ways of the Senate. He distributed copies creased library hours, a new senator, of the SG Constitution and made a call for co~p­ healthier, cost effective food thought her first eration and service, student involvement, meeting went involvement new activities, positive attitudes well. A freshman, she is joining the Ways and to all sena- and a generally pro-active ap­ Means committee. She loves the academic and tors. 1'/t's nice to see some new faces proach. aesthetic atmosphere at FAU, she said. "It's nice to He said that he aims to be more in the senate. I just really hope see some new accessible to students and to New Business Considered Thursday faces in the that the new senators don't get make his cabinet more accessible Senator Robert Billoni called for "impartiality senate," said as well, in order to achieve re­ pulled into voting under peer and dedication," during a period of Senate an­ Senator Susu sults for students. He called for nouncements, when each senator has two min­ Phi. "I just re­ pressure." an early retreat for the SG, as utes to address the assembly on any issue of his ally hope that required by statutes, whereby the -senator Susu Phi or her choice. the new sena­ entire student government joins All the new business for the current semester tors don't get in a Camp David-like setting in a will be heard in Senate committees the week of pulled into remote part of Florida. January 16 and will be considered for passage at voting under peer pressure, and vote their own Retreats are inten~ed to establish unity through the next Senate meeting on Thursday, January mind." cohesiveness and to focus on the needs and aspi­ 19, at4:30 p.m., in the University Center, Room During his report, Student Body President Kurt rations of the SG. 202C. Da vie Campus Gets a New Bookstore

Rommy Tejada minds the new FAU Bookstore on the Davie campus. FAU students in Davie previously had to purchase their texts and supplies from the Broward Community College bookstore. The opening of this auxiliary service at the Davie campus aids in solving the difficulties which students face at the five satellite campuses of FAU. - Ross A. Levy

11 FAU's buildings: Even the newest ones by~~~w tO be fall i n9 iJ P a 1- ~ (PartOne) It is easy to take buildings for granted. The new buildings and that the news medta is blow­ tling noise and the muted thunder of the handler University community works in them and learns ing things out of proportion; and the mainte­ is audible as you approach the door. in them, but the buildings' deepest and darkest nance workers at FAU who, facing the possibility The University's explosive growth in the past secrets are known to only a select few in the of losing their jobs because of privatization, have few years has stressed its building capacity. Some Facilities Planning, Physical Plant and Mainte­ begun talking openly about what they see and colleges within the University that did not have nance departments. experience every day. their own buildings have had to wait for years Some of those secrets, and the things they hide, until approval to build was obtained and funds are now seeing the light of day and there are were made available. In the case of the new some in the administration who are not too happy Growing Pains Education building, the need was so great that about it. There are also some who are glad of it. When you buy a new car, you do not expect to the building was accepted despite some serious faults. AI Bielen, Associate Vice President for Administration and Finance, admitted that the Education building is not finished yet. "We occupied that building long before we should have, from a construc­ tion viewpoint." The building was needed, Bielen said, ready or not, be­ cause the alternative was to deny students access to the University. "There's no way I was going to tell 3,000 stu­ dents that they couldn't go to class in January [1994] be­ only one of the cause I had to worry about floor tiles and pipes," he said. "We struggled with the con­ sequences of being in the building sooner." "minor flaws" in the "I have no problems with the facility." Bielen said. "I've built lots of buildings and every building you build is new Education occupied early." What room is this? Walk through the Education building and you quickly see building. that finding a room can be an adventure, as there are no per­ manent room numbers on the Take a close look see it spitting oil, to hear it squeaking and rat­ door. Bielen said that this was because it would The new, expensive Education building looks tling, to find door panels misaligned or to find have cost too much to have the contractor and good from the outside, but a closer look reveals parts of it rusting out. If you did, you would give architect do. For this reason, he said, "We pre­ several flaws that have had to be fixed. In fact, it back to the dealer and demand a new one or a ferred to do it ourselves." according to sources in the Maintenance depart­ refund . In any case, you would not leave with it The numbers will be changed soon. "We just ment, not only the old buildings but also the new and then try to have it fixed. talked to the dean," Bielen said. "He would like buildings on campus, including the new Schmidt Unless, of course, you are Florida Atlantic Uni­ to change the numbers on a lot of those rooms complex, have serious problems. versity and have just bought a new, much-needed because he doesn't think they make sense in the The saga of the venerable Buil ding 4, one of building. current order they're in." FAU's original buildings, continues to be a tale New buildings have been springing u p like of funding delays, bid protests, asbestos removai, weeds on the Boca campus. One of them, the new A computer room without outlets? holes in the roof and noisy air conditioning. Education building, has not been without its An integral part of high technology is electric­ The University has still not taken possession of growing pains, however. ity and high-tech hardware needs electrical out­ the Schmidt Center even though there are FAU Trying to find a room there can be an eye­ lets. Unfortunately, the computer room in the people working in the building. The contractor is straining experience, as there are no room num­ building lacks electrical outlets. still working on its many problems, which in­ bers on the doors; most doors have a piece of The computer room was buil t with too few clude roof leaks and lock problems. masking tape affixed to them with the number outlets, University spokesperson Lynn Laurenti At the heart of this debate over the conditions handwritten. said, because it was not originally designed to of the buildings, old and new, are the people in Even more annoying is the "freight train" on serve in that capacity. That purpose was a last­ the University administration who say that there the third floor. Not a real one, mind you, but the minute addition that was approved and that prob­ are a few problems, and none major, with the air handler vibrates so much that the door's rat- lem is being corrected, too.

12 ------FAU FreePress·Janwuy18,1~5 could handle the headaches." A system was installed to ventilate the room, but the The University health department exhaust fan was placed within four or five feet of the assured students that the paint fumes supply grille in the ceiling. Thus, the cool air being were not toxic. "It sure made a lot of pumped into the room is sucked back out almost people sick," Moss countered, charg­ immediately. Not only that, the ductwork for the new ing that the University had no con­ system penetrated four fire walls but fire dampers cern for the students in this case and were not installed, Boitnott said. could have painted on the weekend instead of during the week. Welcome to the machine Dr. Vincent Finelli, the Director of The "freight train" on the third floor, actually the air Environmental Safety and Health, said handler, is another problem. It reminds you of Pink that while the paint fumes themselves Floyd's song Welcome to the Machine, in that you can m.ightnotbetoxic, theodormightcause hear it vibrating and rattling _as you approach it, people to slow down their breathing though you cannot see it. and take shallower breaths. Boitnott said that the ventilation system has not been "People perceive there's some­ "balanced" and probably never will be. That is what is thing wrong and don't breathe causing all the noise and vibration. Itcannot be balanced A rusted pipe and ripped insulation in the new Education because the air handler is now inaccessible. building. easily," he said. As a result, blood oxygenation is "Once you put something in and close it up, it costs The architect has to redesign the room, Bielen limited and less oxygen gets to the brain, so the a lot of money to go back in there and tear out that said, and the contractor will have to take out some person feels dizzy and gets a headache. ceiling to get to the equipment and try to do any things and put other things in. The University will repairs on it," he said. pick up the tab. Building Headaches An engineer would have to come in and do the "We changed our mind," he said. "When you change But Don Boitnott, Director of Spe­ testing. your mind, you pay." cial Projects for the Physical Plant "It's In general, Bielen said, the University is satisfied Division, paints a far different and pretty with the building. "In this particular case I think we're less favorable picture of the Educa­ "There's no way I was going to tell hard to satisfied with the design," he said. "The building tion building, not to mention the 3,000 students that they couldn't go do if the looks nice; the functional use of it is nice. ...There's a FAU administrative people who to class in January because I had to system couple of little odds and ends we have to work on." managed the project. wasn't Laurenti agreed. "We think it's an eminently usable He said he recommended in Decem­ worry about floor tiles and pipes." d e - building that has some flaws," she said. ber 1993 that the building f"!Ot be ac­ -AI Bielen, Associate Vice President signed The building' sane-year warranty has expired, Bielen cepted because a lot of things were not prop­ said, but the contractor will correct all the flaws that complete. The walls still needed to for Administration and Finance erly to were discovered during that period. The University have the required number of coats of s t a r t will pay for any changes it ordered and deal with paint applied, the electrical work was with." normal wear and tear repair work. not finished and ceilings and walls had been put up The general workmanship on the building was poor, before anyone could check the systems that were Boitnott said, and he displayed several pictures he Students bothered by work above and behind them. took showing discolored paint; missing "flashing," Students seem to be satisfied with the building but "The plumbing, HV AC [heating, ventilation and which stops water penetration (the reason the build­ some reported that the work done on it was disrup­ air conditioning], electrical and structural present ing leaks when it rains); rusty pipes; a lighting fixture tive and sometimes made them ill. the biggest problems for the maintenance depart­ with no "guts;" and the aircraft warning lights, in Education major Janey Henriksen said it was a little ment," he said. which all the parts were not attached. difficult to tind the room she was looking for, but was Like Bielen, Boitnott said that the building was The latter did not work because they are rated at277 satisfied with the building. "It's clean but they need to occupied too soon. Unlike Bielen, he does not con­ volts and the original bulbs were rated at only 120 put the room numbers up." sider the building's problems to be minor details but volts, so they burned out. They are mounted in pairs She and Christian major head­ so that when one burns out, a relay trips and the other Stephens, also an aches. goes on. A light is supposed to go on at a warning education major, A case in panel in the building to indicate that a bulb needs to agreed that the point, Boitnott be replaced, but Boitnott said that there is no panel. building was clean said, is the el­ Painting has been a major headache, he added. "The but admitted that evator equip­ maintenance department has already had to repaint they had only seen a ment room. the first floor," he said. "We will probably have to few rooms in the The building repaint the whole building within another year." building. has hydraulic Bielen said, though, that the only problem with the According to Dan elevators that building right now is the water leak. "No question Moss, an Ocean En­ work by com­ about it, it's distressing to the users to have water gineering graduate pressing oil intrusion," he said. student, rooms were and the com- "That's the only [problem] I can think of that's of being painted while p r e s s o r s, consequence." classes were being which gener- conducted in the atealotofheat, building during the are in a closed Fall 1994 semester. room. He Check out next "Theydidn'thaveto Rusted fittings, in a picture taken shortly after the pointed out paint in the middle University accepted the building. that the draw- week's issue for of classes," he said. ing showed a Students were supply of re- more info. on the getting sick from the paint fumes, Moss said, and one frigerated air coming into the room but no exhaust for female student ran out of the classroom one day and the heated air. As a result, the heat would build up vomited. The professor had to cancel several classes. and trip electrical breakers not only for the elevators buildings. "Cl;:tsses were canceled," Moss said, "because no one but for other equipment, too. FAUFreePre11 · January 18,1995 ------..;..._..;...______r------,

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Safuto debate ou t of the lab and into the inside a building; stairwells and bathrooms seem to be Few divides are clearer, save perhaps hearts and minds of the people. The smokers' favorite places. abortion, than the growing cultural and use of its products, the industry said, The tobacco industry has tried to make the debate social conflict over cigarette smoking. was an expression of one's personal over smoking one about individual rights and It has become a debate over indi- freedom and choice. By using phrases choices. The simple truth is this: Cigarette smoking vidual rights, both for smokers and such as "choose to smoke," the indus- is hazardous to the user and those unfortunate to be nonsmokers. It is also a debate over try has implied that no one is ad- near a user while he or she indulges. The non- economics since the tobacco industry dieted to smoking; rather, people are smoker has just as much right to clean air as the is not only a provider of jobs, it is also exercising a lifestyle choice akin to smoker has to polluted air. a taxpayer and contributor to many eating chocolate chip cookies or driv- Smokers do not choose to smoke. They are addicted cultural and arts organizations. Gov- ing a Chevy. · to one of the most addictive substances known, nico- ernments may not like th e public By conjuring up, in its print ads, the tine. Whilemarketinghypeand pseudoscientific claims health consequences of cigarette smok- image of a "Big Brother" government may insist that it is not an addictive substance; let's ing but few can deny that a loss of tax instituting a police state and coming face it: it is. revenue from the sales of tobacco products would with guns drawn to arrest smokers, the cigarette Unfortunately, the means for delivering it is hazard­ make a major dent in state ancl local budgets, industry has tapped into a growing fear in some ous to the health of non-users and becoming less especially when such money is then used for circles that the government is becoming too in- socially acceptable every day. public health programs. trusive in people's lives and, indeed, thinks it Smokers may rant and rave and their killer, the Tobacco money, in the form of advertising revenue, knows better than the people how they should tobacco industry may pretend to be an advocate for helps the print media, too. The banning of television live, to the poin t of enforcing its views at gun- "smokers' rights" but bear in mind thatnoonehasyet and radio advertisements fo r cigarettes have been a point. won a lawsuit against a cigarette company for dam- bonanza fo r newspapers and magazines; those that The ads call for "open debate" and "accommoda- ages caused by their product. take such ads and especially women's magazines, one tion" but ignore a basic fact that is at the heart of many The tobacco industry has spent millions upon mil­ might notice, rarely run articles about the health risks people's desire for smoking restrictions: Nonsmokers lions of dollars to defend people's rights to smoke and of smoking. do not like to and should not be forced to breathe can spend untold millions more to fight any lawsuit, The tobacco industry scored its ultimate coup in cigarette smoke. and has done so and will continue to do so. the battle over smoking by realizing that it could Even if cigarette smok.e is proven to grow hair, Smoker, you may think that the cigarette compa- not win the war by claiming that there was no extend life or improve my libido, the fact remains that nies are your advocates, defenders and lobbyists scientific evidence that smoking was bad for a it irritates my lungs and makes me cough. r\ow, but when your lungs are black and you are person's health. The scientific evidence against For many people th~ consequence of smoke-free dying from cigarettes, they will, as Peter did to smoking is overwhelming and all most of them can buildings has been having to dash, while holding their Jesus in the mythical story, deny you not once or do is pick at the testing method used or the statisti- breath, past a crowd of smokers at the entrance of the even three times, but as many times as there are cal techniques employed to analyze the data. building in order to get into "fresh" air. The trouble is courts to appeal to.

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FAU Free Prell • January 18,1995 ------19 Cheerleaders Place Fifth at Nationals by Glenn "Spot" Weintraub to four minutes. "People stepped up when they needed It is only fitting that in a year where the to. It really was not an easy routine," Chaykin said. cheerleading squad gave FAU its first-ever shot at What's On Tap a national title in the Division I era this same team The Performance gave FAU its highest-ever finish in a national com­ SCHEDULE FOR WEEK ENDING 2-8-95 Each squad performed their routine twice with a petition. The cheerleaders finishe? i~ fi~th pl~ce at chance to earn 100 points each time. Eighty percent of the National Cheerleading AssoCiatiOn s Nattonal MEN'S BASKETBALL the points came from timing, technique, choreog~a ­ Championships earlier this month in Dallas. "It phy, stunts, degree of difficulty and showmansh1p. Jan. 19 at Georgetown University 7:30p.m. was incredible. After the pressure was off of us to Ian. 21 vs. Univ. of South Florida 7:30p.m. The other 20 percent was awarded based on. the make the finals, the team relaxed. They just had fun team's overall performance. The team averaged in the Jan. 24 vs. Florida Int'l University 7:30p.m. and enjoyed themselves," said Anissa Zannino, the Jan. 30 at Georgia State University 7:00p.m. 70s for their two tries. They lost most of their points on cheerleading team's sponsor. the degree of difficulty. "We had to alter our tumbling Feb. 2 vs. Mercer University 7:30p.m. The team was out manned - most squads had the Feb. 4 at Virginia Tech Univ. 1:00 p.m. sequence because of Dean's injured ankle," com­ maximum number of 20 people as opposed to FA U' s 12 mented Zannino. Because of all of the team's recent Feb. 8 at Stetson University 7:30p.m. -injury-plagued and exhausted. Everyone was trying to Note: The FAU vs. USF game will be held in injuries the routine did not have stunts and tumbles heal injuries. Ben Hazlerig had recently had a cast that were exceedingly difficult. the PBCC gym because of the American removed from his ankle, Dean Grossman had a bad Twisters Invitational gymnastics tourney. When the squad performed in the preliminaries, their sprain the day before the team left, Les Boyd broke his timing was completely flawed. All of that changed hand and had a cast on WOMEN'S BASKETBALL during the finals. "They fornationals, and Vicky were flawless during the fan. 19 at Campbell University 7:00p.m. Wofford had her cast jan. 21 at College of Charleston 3:00p.m. finals except for the end­ taken off her ankle three ing when somebody Jan. 26 vs. Georgia State UniversihJ 7:00p.m. weeks before they left. Jan. 28 vs. Mercer University 7:00p.m. dropped his partner dur­ To top that off the team ing a stunt," Zanruno Feb. 2 at Georgia State University 5:00p.m. left for Dallas on Janu­ Feb. 4 at Mercer University 7:00p.m. said. "The lack of pres­ ary 4 at 9:20 a.m. They sure led to our high fin­ arrived in Texas at 6 ish. While the pressure SWIMMING p.m. and were sched­ Jan. 20 vs. Florida State University TBA was intense for other uled for tumbling prac­ schools, wewereniceand Jan. 28 vs. Emory University 10:00 a.m. tice at 7:20 p.m. The Feb. 4 at Unjversity of Miami 11:00 a.m. relaxed." competition started on FAU was overmatched January 5 at four in the BASEBALL from the beginning. They afternoon. could not possibly match Feb. 1 at University of Miami 7:30p.m. "The competition Feb. 3 at Florida State University 3:30p.m. the funding to compete was fierce. There were with Division I schools. Feb. 4 at Florida State University 2:00p.m. teams with 20 cheer­ Feb. 5 at Florida State University 2:00p.m. Some of the schools leaders and a mascot. present have cheerlead­ FAST-PITCH SOFTBALL Some of these mascots lililliliiiiil;.;.~------l.iililiilll• ers for every sport. could tumble and stunt, Zannmo estimated thatit Jan. 30 vs. Goldey-Beacom College (2) 5:00 p.m. which is just like having a 21st person out there," com- Feb. 4-5 FAU 8-Team Tournament 8:30 a.m. costs over $10,000 for the squad to compete at nationals, mented Zannino. · including the costs of plane tickets, hotels, food, urn­ CLUB SPORTS The Routine forms, buses and entry fees. The team was given funding for the trip by FAU Development's$1,000 donation and The team practiced twice a day from December 27 the Alumni Association's $1,000. The athletic depart­ RUGBY to 30 and from January 1 to 3, using every hour ment also picked up the tab. An adde.d tpuch was Boca Jan. 28 vs. University of Florida allowed by the University's practice rules. The rou­ Raton's Hooter's restaurant donation of Hooter's Uni­ Feb. 4 at University of Miami tine was created by James Speed. "(Speed) only versity T-shirts as a traveling shirt. chooses three teams to work with per year and we ICE HOCKEY were fortunate to have him," Zannino said. The What It Means Jan. 16 vs. Blackfins 10:45 p.m. routine was made in conjunction with Mark and FAU competed against 25 other teams in their division. Jan. 23 vs. Lightining 9:15p.m. Julie Chaykin, FAU's head cheerleading coaches. There were several other divisions including dance teams Jan. 29 vs. Pacers 6:00p.m. The music for the routine was prepared by Mark and partner stunting. Two squads that competed well were Feb. 7 vs. Lynn University 10:15 p.m. Chaykin with some help from Power 96 and a local North Dade Community College - Kendall and NDCC - music shop. "Nobody at the competition had music North. Both of these squads finished in the Top 3 and both like ours. We had a better sound. Unlike most teams, are two-year schools. "This was a good recrWting tool. Note: Games in bold are home games. we based our routine on nothing and worked the People want to be a part of a winning tradition," said Games in italics are T AAC games. music in later." Chaykin. "I twas a precedence-setting performance. People Underlined games can be heard on The routine, which will be performed for the FAU were excited about FAU." 740 am WSBR. community at the Homecoming game, lasts three min­ Said Zannino, an admissions officer with the University, (2) are doubleheaders utes. Routine times range from two-and-a-half minutes "Otheruniversitiesand community colleges know we have

' 20 ------FAU Free Press· January 18,1995 Cheerleaders Take Men's Basketball Update Fifth at Nationals by Jess Frank ]emerson's 11 points, and Buchanan's 10 points. The following is a review of recent men's basketball games. The Owls are currently 5-6 (2-1 in the T AAC)and FAU vs. UCF are riding a four game home winning streak. The Owls FAU traveled to Orlando to take on defending T AAC have won six consecutive home games dating back to champion UCF in a game broadcast on the Sunshine last season. Network. Despite being smaller at every position on the court, the Owls fought hard and trailed by only three FA U vs. Georgia State points at halftime, 31-28. With junior point guard Derek Jackson direct­ The Golden Knights jumped to a eight point· lead ing on offense and defense, the Owls used a midway through the second half, but FAU battled back s tifling defense and a patient offense to defeat to tie the score at 60-60 with only two minutes remain­ TAAC rival Georgia State, 65-61. Senior guard ing. But UCF, a participant in last year's NCAA Cham­ M_arlon ]emerson commented, "It feels good to pionship Tournament, took the lead for good on with a wm th is game. This win gives us confidence we 6-0 run and ended the game with a 68-62 victory. can beat conference opponents." Jackson commanded an offense that rarely forced FAU vs. Stetson a bad shot. While Jackson's five points were not Stetson journeyed into the Burrow and was domi­ overwhelming, he did make an exceptional play na~ed by the Owls 73-66. FA U never trailed in the game. that saved the game for FAU. With 14.2 seconds Sard head coach Tim Loomis, "We played 36 minutes of remaining, Jackson was falling out of bounds near really good basketball. We handled them on the boards the Georgia State basket. Just before he fell he called and played exceptional defense." a gre~t program here and we can use that for recruiting." a timeout that maintained possession for the Owls. FAU jumped out to a 34-24 lead at halftime behind Zannino also spoke of a member of Kansas University's Rob Ritter led the Owls with 12 points, including junior center Kelly Horford's ten points and four re­ squad possibly transferring to FAU. Kansas won the Na­ a huge three-pointer that broke the game open for bounds. tional Championship in their division. FAU. Philip Huyler scored 10 points and freshman FAU came out for the second half playing very physi­ TheSuperBowl XXIX power forward Eric Yeadon added seven rebounds cal ball, diving for loose balls and out-rebounding the Hatters. Stetson, playing without star guard Jason Next up for the team is an appearance in the halftime and nine points. Cedric Peoples and Craig Buchanan Alexander, looked sluggish and was not able to hjt the show of the Super Bowl. "I had somebody contact me last each had eight points. open shots. September and I jumped on it," said 01aykin. Every mem­ FAU vs. Tulane Marlon ]emerson led the Owls with 16 points. Rob ber of the team is expected to participate in the show doing The Owls traveled to New Orleans to take on Ritter, returning to his impressive form from two years partner shmting and bit parts. They are practicing three the 25th-ranked Green Wave of Tulane Univer­ ago, scored 14 points and added two more three-point­ ~esa week and will continuetodosounti1 the Super Bowl sity. It looked to be another blowout as Tulane ers. Ritter is FAU's career three-point shot leader. arnves. They have been practicing for about two weeks took a commanding 42-27 lead in the first half. already, beginning when the team retumed from Dallas. FAU vs. Winthrop The Green Wave were led by preseason All Ameri­ The team will not be stunting with each other, instead they can Jerald Honeycutt, who scored 22 points and ~AU won its first road game of the season, defeating will be perfonning with other cheerleaders from South grabbed eight rebounds. Wmthrop University 80-72. The Owls overcame a 13 Florida. The Owls continued their dismal shooting from point deficit in the second half behind the strong play of And what's next for the team? Zannino commented, the free throw line, connecting on 15 of 24 shots. Marlon ]emerson and Eric Yeadon. "After the Super Bowl our practices will shift to Homecom­ The Owls mounted a comeback led by Machael Winthrop took a 58-451ead after a 37-37 halftime tie and ing. It's never a dull moment!" Harvey's 20 points. Harvey also added three steals. looked to be in control of the game. But the Owls continued The Team Rob Ritter continued his steady performance, scor­ their impressive and improving play by outscoring the ing 14 points with four three-pointers. But 10 points Eagles 22-7 over a seven minute span. The team members are Les Boyd, Tate Chalk. Amber The Owls were led by Craig Buchanan's 18 points and Coleman, Dean Grossman, Leigh Hamilton, Ben Hazlerig, would be as close as the Owls got to Tulane as the Green Wave won 86-74. ]emerson's 16. Ritter added 11 points for FAU, who out­ Jessica McKay, Justin Schwamberger, Dave Storey, Julie rebounded Winthrop 41-26. Washington, and Vicki Wofford FAU were also led by Peoples' 12 points,

MEN'S BASKETBALL WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Lost to Bradley University FAU Sports Week In Review Defeated Bethune-Cookman 79-45 86-57 Lost to Navy MEN'S SWIMMING WOMEN'S SWIMMING Lost to SE Louisiana Univ. 83-66 Lost to University of Cincinnatti Lost to University of Cinciimatti 109-84 Defeated Carnegie Mellon 127-75 112-89 Defeated St. Francis College 68-66 Lost to Clemson University Lost to Clemson University 76-62 Defeated Georgia State Univ. 171-61 176-61 Lost to Purdue University 65-61 Lost to University of Missouri Lost to University of Missouri 78-45 Lost to Tulane University 127-96 135-96 Lost to Wake Forest University 76-64 Defeated Providence College Defeated Providence College 81-70 Lost to Univ. of Central Florida 47-34 47-36 Lost to Univ. of Central Florida 68-62 72-69 Defeated Stetson University Due to the America Twisters Invitational Gymnastics Tour­ Lost to Stetson University 73-66 nament taking place in the Burrow, the men's basketball 81-65 Defeated Winthrop University game against the University of South Florida will be moved Lost to University of Florida 80-72 112-53 to the PB.CC gym. The PBCC gym is located across from the Lost to Florida International Univ. FAU soccer fields on the campus of Palm Beach Community Record: 5-6, 2-1 in the TAAC 86-65 College - South Campus _ Record: 3-9, 0-4 in the T AAC

FAU Free Press · J8DU8J'Y 18,1995 ------21 Women's Basketball Update by Jess Frank h h L d G f h U · · I t , b k tb II t. w en t e a y a torso t e mvers1ty n recen women s . as e h a . ac 10n, . o f Fl on.d a came to town. The • L a d y h t e Lady Owls contmue t e1r losmg G a tors rna nh andl e d t h e L a d y 0 w 1s 112- streak and now have a record of3-9 (0- . th B 4 in the TAAC). 53 m e urrow. . Maybe UF was getting revenge on the FAU vs. UCF school that upset them two years ago.What ­ The University of Central Florida ever the reason was, the 18th-ranked Lady Lady Knights were unkind guests as Gators had enough points at the end of the they paid .a visit to the Burrow. The first half to defeat an overmatched FAU game was close throughout as each team squad.Florida's112pointssetaschoolrecord traded baskets. Angie Smith led the way and the team set a season high with a 67 once again in scoring as she poured in percent shooting percentage. 25 points on nine of 21 shooting. Smith The Lady Owls played the majority of ,... also collected 16 rebounds to help the the game without team scoring leader Lady Owls keep it close. Angie Smith. Smith had suffered a But 25 points from UCF's Tamila bruised thigh in a previous game. Coley offset Smith's performance to help FAU vs. FlU UCF defeat FAU 72-69. Looking to recover from the beating FAU vs. Stetson handed to them by the University of Four Stetson players reached double Florida, the Lady Owls were faced figures as the Lady Hatters pounded with another Top 25 challenge from The BU Renegades, FAU's Intramural Football Champions, competed in the FAU 81-65. Stetson ran out to a 10 point defending TAAC champion Florida National Championship tournament during the winter break. They finished lead in the first half and never looked International University. The only in ninth place out of over 100 schools. The team's surprising performance back. The Lady Hatters improved to 6- problem was that FlU possessed two .included a victory over the two-time defending national champions. 4. Stetson dominated the boards, out­ of the most highly touted players in rebounding the Lady Owls 55-39. the conference. Andrea Nagy and Albena Branzova led the Lady Pan­ Sophomore Amand a Whitney and But Nagy's finesse passing gall)e and FAU vs. UF thers on a first half surge that left the junior Angie Smith tried to keep FlU Branzova's inside presence was too FAU had already played two teams Lady Owls shaking their heads in an from running away with the game as much. Nagy would end the game with ranked in the Top 25 (Iowa and Purdue) 86-65 loss. they combined for 15 first-half points. an NCAA assist record of 1,002. Name The M·ascot Contest • Official Rules & Entry Form 1) You must be a student, faculty I ..------.. staff member, or alumnus of Florida Atlantic University to participate. Official Entry Form 2) Your name, social security number and phone number must appear on the entry form. Anyentrysubmitted without your name, social security number and Your Name: phone number will not be accepted. ------· 3) You may submit as many names as you like. However, every name submit­ ted must appear on its own entry form. Social Security Number·=------• 4) En try forms will be accepted through January 31, 1995. Entries submitted be- yond the deadline will not be accepted. 5) Members on the selection committee Phone Number: are disqualified from the contest. ------· 6) Finalists will be notified on February 7, 1995. Thewinningnamewillbeannounced during halftime of the Homecoming game Name of the Mascot: on February 10,1995. ------· 7) The decision of the judges are fina l. 8) If there are any questions about the contest please call Glenn ''Spot" Reason For the Name: Weintraub at (407) 367-2393. ------· 9) If two or more people submit the same name, the tiebreaker will be based upon the "Reason For the Name" section. The best reason for the name of the . mascot will win. 10) Entries can be submitted in the boxes located in the cafeteria, bookstore, library, gym, and the Free Press office. 22 11 • ENTERTAINMENT .. Mike Gordon Catches Fresh Phish by Ketratt Sumetr Something new is down by the river; it's the Free Press (FP): The catch of the day, and it swims like a liver. It's first ti!Ue you worked Phish, and it changes radically from stage to with producer Paul Fox sound recording studio. It changes from rock to was on your 1994 album funk to pure, jazz guitar, and it owes its story to Hoist. How did this new the creative energy of the efforts of Mike Gor­ producer affect your don, bass; Trey Anastas io, guitars; Page sound, and how has it McConnel, keyboards; and John "Greasy Fizeek" changed from the Rift Fishman, drums. The entire foursome together CD? sing vocal harmony. Big up north, Phish has apparently sent the Mike G ordon (MG): youth a-humming with the harmonies of their Paul was the first pro­ tunes. Phish sold out their Dec. 30, 1994, Madi­ d ucer who helped us ar­ son Square Garden show in less than two hours range our stuff. We to the young populace of New Jersey and the Big trusted his intuition a Apple alike. They have also filled 15,000 seat lot and he helped me venues su.ch as the Providence, Rhode Island, work out some of my Civic Center. The band plays nationwide on col­ bass lines. lege campuses like the University of Florida in Also, we wrote the Gainesville and SUNY Stony Brook in New York. songs just before re­ They entertained audiences at West Palm Beach's cording them. That was 1994 Sunfest extravaganza, too. the first time we did } Phish is on the verge of a popularity breakthrough. that; we usually play Having their achievements, five albums under the the tunes on tour for Elektra label (The Doors were signed under this awhile and see how name as well) and six years of touring nationally, they grow. We wanted Phish has the choice of continuing with their status shorter songs on Hoist, quo or blazing a new trail through terra incognita. and I think we had more But will their instruments bend to times demand­ fun playing them, too. ing simpler melodies and less abstract rhythms? The members of Phish: Page McConnel, Trey Anastasio, John Fans claim there is a distinct shift in sound between FP: Some of your au­ Fishman and Mike Gordon. the 1993 album, Rift, and their next album, Hoist dience would contest (1994). Is this a mixture specifically to appease that that the music on Hoist segment of the hip crowd searching for solutions to is less difficult to play than your older reper­ FP: How did you arrive at your undistorted the problem of overly bloated Grateful Dead con­ toire. Would you concur with this statement? sound? certs? Or the natural textural mutations a band normally experiences after jamming together for MG: Not at all. Because we added musicians to MG: We've all been purists all along. Trey uses more than a decade? our ensemble on many pieces, the arrangements a semi-acoustic, a trademark jazz guitar, and Of course, these are questions only a member required a lot more practice to keep them tight. Page brings a grand piano with him on tour. So I of the group itself can answer. Whatever hap­ For instance, the syncopation on Wolfman's adjusted my sound to accommodate them. pens, nothing can undo the bonds that were es­ Brother, which features the Tower of Power Horn It took years to congeal, and we're definitely tablished as far back as Nectar's, the bar in Section, is quite complex, and Bela Fleck's banjo not done. It's an ongoing process. ) Burlington, Vt., where the boys first had steady demanded our utmost technical agility on Scent gigs. "Your hands and feet are mangoes," guys. of a Mule. FP: What are Phish's future plans? "You're gonna be a genius, anyway!" The Free Press interviewed Mike Gordon, whose FP: You had a new vocalist, who goes by the MG: We're definitely going to expand and grow bass sound has the size of Engine No. 61. He name, "The Dude of Life," on your most recently into bigger venues. We're going to release a live clarified Phish's plans for the future and dis­ released CD. Do you plan to keep him as a part of album which we recorded on our last tour in the solved any myths about alterations in their en­ your regular lineup? fall of '94. semble. The beginning of this year we're just gonna Mike plays a 5-string Paul Languedoc custom MG: We've worked with "The Dude" for quite practice and experiment with some new equip­ bass, and he has been known to conquer any test some time, actually. As a matter of fact, that ment. Then we have a short summer tour planned. technically- from the funked up sounds of Bootsy album had been sitting on the shelf for a few After that, I'm really not too sure. Collins to hanging the notes of Jaco Pastorius in years. the air. So when it was released, we did not work that FP: Who do you target your music to? However, Mike tends to prefer a clean, hard to promote it. But to answer your question, undistorted sound to match the pastoral flow of · no. MG: We don't target anyone, specifi cally. We Page's keys. At any rate, whatever path Phish He's got his own band now, and we plan to just play the music we like and see who it agrees chooses, Mike Gordon will surely be prepared. work with him less and less. with. 23 FAU Free Press · January 18, 1995 SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

HOMECOMING Picnic Women's Basketball Open Mic Night

HOMECOMING Tailgate Men'!? Basketball

Howie Mandel FAU AUD 10:00 p.m. $10/$20

HOMECOMING Environmental Theme Party Candlebox Burns the Midnight Oil Touring the U.S.A. Rocking South Florida at Fort Lauderdale's Sunrise Theater by Jillian R. Powers and Ross A. Levy

Yeah, you've probably heard their hits Cover Me, Far Behind and You if you listen to any heavy alternative music, but did you know that Candlebox was just down at Sunrise Musical Theater in December? The auditorium sized venue was ideal for this up and coming group after having played the Miami Arena last August when they opened for Metallica. Having enjoyed nationwide popularity since busting This was pretty obvious in contrast to the Flaming for your seat if out their tune Change las t year, the members of Lips, who opened that night. Although, the Lips were you had tickets in Candlebox have taken on the mannerisms of rock idols. together at times, it seemed like the sound system was the first five rows Lead singer Kevin Martin flaunted himself before the not set for them, but rather for the headliner. The Lips because of the audience, reaching out his hand for the throng that played among concentric circles of Christmas lights and t'oose security, pushed towards the stage. their lead singer convulsed w'ith each syllable he which allowed the Martin seemed comfortable in the role of demi-God, released, however their bassist simply stood motionless, crowd to push as he basked in the lights and received herbal offerings except for his wrist and right shoulder. They hit their towards the stage. from his fans, which he proceeded to smoke and pass peak when they played their most popular song, you This of course along to the other band members. At one point he even know, the one that goes, " ... I know a girl, reminds me gave rise to a few seized a photographer's camera and finished a whole of Cher, she's always changing, the color of her hair... " good attempts at roll of film taking shots of the band, himself and the After a brief intermission, it was clear that Candlebox "crowd surfing," crowd. had taken the stage, as their music poured out through but Candlebox's LP Receives Plenty of Despite the threatrics, the music was good. The band the auditorium hallways and into the whole complex. music is not has achieved the maturity of a headliner as they can stay The older folks working the food venues probably had intense enough to National Air Time together and keep a solid front from one song to the next. to turn down their hearing aids. It was pointless to look arouse violent When Candlebox released mashing. their self-titled debut CD late Martin rode the in 1993, radio stations basically crowd from one had the song Change on their song to the next, play Usts. Only the lucky making slow, listeners who took the risk of languorous love buying it were able to enjoy to the audience. their other songs. He left the stage Their popularity grew as the before giving the radio stations pushed Far crowd what they Bel1iud last summer. It became wanted - las't a hallmark of summer '94 for summer's hit Far many listeners, and propelled Behi11d, which he the group into appearances returned to stage with Metallica on tour. to do as an encore. South Florida's first major Candlebox has response to Candlebox was this 1 the trappings of a fall, as Cover Me hit the band that can airwaves. achieve some By timing the exposure of the staying power in songs, Candlebox has captured the world of heavy the attention of listeners over alternative rock the whole year, avoiding the where bands come pitfalls of "one ni~t stand" and go constantly. rock groups.

l I 1 QUICK FLICKS - Legends of the Fall a "legend" of a film

Disclosure (Warner Bro~) Barry Levinson's ~tylish by Jeremy Murphy, Film Critic and hungry for knowledge. Tristan year to year with no apologies. Surpris­ adaption from the best selling novel by Michael Crichton. An engagmg .. he said/ she said.. sexual Epic dramas are a dime a dozen in emerges among his brothers as the true ingly, it has a strong sense of continuity. har.c.sment dispute pits Michael Douglas against his Hollywood these days, but it wasn't hunter of the family, and he becomes his The characters look as if they've aged new boss and fonner girlfriend Demi Moore within the always so. Expensive, time consuming, father's favorite. Naive to the new found throughout the film, adding credibility halls of Dig1com technology. a Seaule-based computer and what must be bitch to market (the industrial world, his ambitions lay on to the story that spans an entire genera­ company on the verge of a complex merger. Meanwhile. a power struggle of a different son looms throughout same person whoenjoysseeingStallone, the frontier, while Alfred and Samuel's tion. The story- rivalry between two the company threatening the merger and the careers of Schwarzenegger or Willis blow up ter­ passions fall elsewhere. brothers over a woman- isn't anything those involved. A sohd script finds Douglas and Moore rorists isn't likely to enjoy a film like ... The film picks up when Samuel comes new(infactitsbeentoldrnanytirnes), yet in their best element yet. ••• (3 stars) Glory) most film studios have shied horne from college with his fiance, with a solid script and a very competent Drop Zone (Paramount) Pomt Break with parochutes away from these types of movies for Susannah Qulia Ormand) a worldly En­ cast Legends is thrillingnevertheless, play­ 1s exactly what this film asp1res to be, despue the fact years. But ever since Kevin Costner glish beauty who catches the eye of fa­ ing on the most primitive of human that Pomt Break wasn•t so hot to begin with. Wesley proved the genre not only alive but ther and sons. Immediately, family loy­ emotions, jealousy. The characters are Snipes ponrays a cocky F.B.I. agent on the hunt for a band of skydiving crooks headed by (who else?) Gary viable (and profitable!!?) with his ac­ alties are tested. While the honorable raw with many layers of intensity. With Busey. Predictable i~n 'tthe word for this cliche-ridden claimed Dances with Wolves, film goers Samuel yearns to become a soldier like Tristan, Pitt has finally reached the point joyride. * (I star) have been barraged with epic dramas, his father and enlist in World War I, in his career where his performance is to Tristan and Alfred find they have more not hindered by his looks, though I'm Dumb and Dumber (New Line Cinema) Pushing all pertaining be much more great slapstick to new extremes. rubber faced Jim Carey and than they really are. In fact, most prove than just admiration for Susannah. their sure they'll play a major role in people Jeff Daniels ponray two dim-witted friends who travel to be disasters (anyone up for Wyatt soon to be sister-in-law. The seed of ri­ going to see this movie. Still waters defi­ across the country in pursuit of Lauren Holly. who Earp?) Few films which have the audac­ valry, and what becomes the heart of this nitelyrundeepwhereasPittisconcemed. mistakenly leaves a brief case filled with cash behind her at the airpon. The jokes are lame. juvenile and in ity to compare themselves to a master­ film, is thus planted. Alfred isn't shy Aidan Quinn takes a dramatic tum from utter bad taSte ... and yet.tha.-s exactly what makes this piece like Dances with Wo/ves haveyetto about Susannah, but it's obvious she is hisusualcop/herornold(wasn'thegreat movie out right hysterical. *** (3 stars) even COJ11e close to it Legends of the Fall drawn to Tristan. They share a brief in Blink?) and breaks new ground with starring Brad Pitt Anthony Hopkins, rnornentofpassiol\ but thewarsendsall his performance asAlfrect a man taunted Legends of the Fall (Tn-Star) See review. •••tn (3 and a half .stars) Aidan Quirin, and Julia Ormond, is three brothers away from the ranch and by the fact that his wife is in love with about to change that. Both films are, into the throes of battle. Before leaving, Tristan, even though he attests to have Little Women (Columbia Pictures) Based on Louisa essentially, very different. While Dances Sarnuelsayshewillretum,andthenthey won her fair and square. Of particular May Alcon's best selling novel. Lillie Women follows the lives of four sisters in the throes of the Civil War. with Wolves was more concerned with will be husband and wife. But fate inter­ brilliance is a scene where Alfred con­ Starring Winona Ryder. Susan Saradon and Claire political aspects of the American Indi­ venes and he is killed in battle. Tristan fronts Tristan with not being able to Danes, Lillie Women is at umes touchmg and hean ans during the 1800s, Legends of tlze Fall races to save him, but is too late and provide for Susannah after Samuel's wanmng. but also overly-sentimental and mushy.lfyou can stomach it. this one·s for you. •• (Two stars) exists primarily forentertainrnent'ssake. watchesSamueldie before his eyes. Rav­ death. When Tristan responds he'll try as It is a sweeping tale oflove, passiol\ and aged by guilt, he takes off and is not best he knows, Alfred lashes, ''You will Mixed Nuts (Tri-Star) Perhaps the single worst picture betrayal within a family and it captures heard from for months. Alfred returns fail." It wasn't the dialogue that was of 1994. Steve Manm stars in this pathetic excuse for a the very same magic that made Dances horne, anxious to pick up where Samuel unique to this scene, just the manner in movie as a crisis center phone counselor who unwillingly gets caught up in a disastrous Christmas such a hit with audiences in the first left off, with Susannah. But when Tristan which he takes a simple line of dialogue Eve. complete with cross dressers. serial murders, and place. Thisisoneyoudon'twanttorniss. returns horne as welt still haunted by and adds depth where there is none. everything of the son Skip it. (No stars) The film begins with the voice of One Samuel's death, Alfred knows he's lost Anthony Hopkins gives a somewhat Stab (Gordon Tootoosis), a mystical any chance with Susannah and leaves, Nell (Twentieth Century Fo11:) In a blatant attempt for a pleasing performance as the Colonel, third 0\Car.Jodie Foster. perhaps one of film's greatest American Indian whose narration of but not before accusing Tristan ofletting though I doubt he'll ever match his per­ ae1resses ever. ponrays her most complex character the story is interweaved throughout Samuel die so he can have his wife. formance in Jonathan Dernrne's eerie yet. a .. wild chi ld .. named Nell who's lived her entire various points of the film and used to Tristan says, "I know you love Samuel, Silence of the Lambs. And what to say of life in the backwoods of North Carolina. Netrs microcosm is threatened when the towns folk of a help set-up the characters. He intro­ sol'llforgiveyouforyourwords.Once." the instigator of this mess, Julia Ormond neighboring city d1scover her living in a ru~uc cabm duces us to Colonel Ludlum (Anthony With Alfred gone, Susannah and asSusannah?Herbeautynotwithstand­ buned deep m the woods. Liam Neeson (Schrndler s Hopkins), a brave and battle-tested sol­ Tristan fall in love, but Tristan is unable ing, Ormond's performance is simply Lw) stars as the town\ doctor who discovers Nell. He to cope with the loss of Samuel and eventually befriends her. earning her trust and learning dier whose compassion for the Indians divine. The way she shifts her eyes in her mysterious language. Inevi tably. he fights to keep inhabiting the country during dawn of leaves the ranch, not knowing where he telling Tristan she'll wait for him said so her hidden from the civilized world. all to no avai l. the nineteenth century conflicts with his will go or when he will return. Susannah much more than just "she'll wait for Panty an amazing chamcter study,the film succeeds at assignment to move them off the land, pleads with him to stay, but realizes he him." It's at this point when you realize capturing Nell's innocence. but wimps out with a contnved. un-Foster like Hollywood ending as he is ordered by the United States has to go. She promises she will wait for that Tristan is the man she will love. Nevenheless.Ntll1s a potent and truly powerful drama. government. The colonel leaves the mili­ him forever. Tristan leaves, finding him­ Thrilling is a good word for Legends of · ·•tn (3 1n stars) tary and moves his family, along with self at sea, still an angry and guilt-ridden tlze Fall, a film that took me (and judging man. He begs Susannah to marry some­ Ready to Wear (Pret-a·Porter. Miramax) You gotta love One Stab and his family, to a desolate by the people next to me) by complete h1s style. Roben Altman. who's made a career out of ranch in the mountains of Montana one else. When he does return, years surprise with its beauty (Director Ed­ bitting the hand the feeds him. turns his cynical. often where they hope to raise cattle for a later, Tristanfindsshehasrnarried. "For­ ward Zwick's cinematography is a feast malicious camera on the fashion world through a myriad living. But unexpectedly, the colonel's .everwas too long," she pleads with long­ for the eyes), its story (a new spin on an of Interweaving storie\ ..et against the backdrop of the pret-a-poner fa,h•on shows in Paris. France. What wife leaves the ranch hoping for a differ­ ing eyes, still in love with him but now old story), and its stars. Though absent of ensues is one fia..co after another. Though Rtady to ent life, leaving her children behind to married to Alfred in a marriage absent of any profound statement, Legends of the \Year doesn•t pack the btte of Altman·s The Player. it be raised by the colonel. That's when we passion. From this point, the rivalry be­ Fall is consuming, grabbing its audience does succeed on many levels. with outright hysterical pcrfonnances by Kim Basinger(who plays Kitty Potter. meet his family. There's his oldest son tween Alfred and Tristan reaches epic with its twisted tale of brotherhood and the Cindy Cr.1wford-esque spokesperson from FAD Alfred (Aidan Quinn), thedo-gooderof proportions as both their lives are dra­ honor. 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Minucci, start out with an amazing tune called The While the majority of the tracks are instrumentals, Nitty Gritty, which is a great up-tempo jazz tune it seems that the ones which do work are mostly with a nice clean production, but asCahualkcontin­ accompanied by vocals. It's obvious that the songs' ues, the CD fizzles fast with only two other songs lack of vocals is the major weakness of the CD. The getting the thumbs up- Forever This Love and Danc­ only exception to the rule is the Marvin Gaye song ing Cobra. Meretj Mercy Me, which is far inferior to the original Forever This Love sparkles as passionate female and therefore needless. Why bother covering it? vocals sung by Bemshi mix wonderfully with sweet Rating:D- music arranged by the talent~ Mark Johnson. It's - by Chris Harris

Bryan Ferry on his latest offering called Mamouna. Song after Mamouna song is played with the same structure and while (Virgin Records) Ferry croons, the listener quickly falls asleep. Despite the efforts of guest musicians Bryan Ferry is living proof of the fact that Nile Rodgers and Brian Eno, who attempt to save when people get older, they mellow. He used to the CD, the help is useless as the music sounds be on the cutting edge of music in the 70s with like a lounge act and the lyrics are weak. Most of the critically successful group Roxy Music, which the songs are bolstered with Ferry singing the was a forerunner for many of the late 70s-early chorus over and over again until the end, thus 80s New Wave bands, but ever since Ferry went eating up more and more time. solo his music has become less imaginative and All songs weren't disastrous, though. Your therefore stale. Painted Life, The 39 Steps and Which Way To Turn Although there is a demand for mellow music were excellent but weren't enough to save this in this world where raucous guitars are not sinking ship. always appreciated, there is such a thing as Rating: D+ boredom, which Ferry seems to have mastered -by Chris Harris

Julian Cope ingly intelligent piece of work that has heavy lyrics for Autogeddon those of you who have risen above the fickle (American) bubblegum bands. Cope especially gets heavy on a song called Don't Call Me Mark Chapman where he Two years ago, Julian Cope returned home from manages to tackle John Lennon's murderer and is vacation to find his car reduced to smoldering rubble able to strike jabs at Barry Manilow. The result is a after it had exploded in his driveway. Another time, ::iOng thafgoes straight to your heart with the help of Cope's pregnant wife narrowly escaped being run powerful vocals. over by a yellow Ferrari catapulting the wrong way Cotta Walk is also memorable as it manages to down a one-way street In both of these instances, no intertwine a trippy guitar riff throughout the song one was injured but it sparked a creative idea in Cope. with humorous lyrics about cool guys who would TheresultisAutogeddon, based on a poem concerning rather walk than get a ride. The vocals are very the death of the world as a result of the automobile. reminiscent of the more humorous side of The Cope, who rose to fame in the early80s with the new Damned. wave band the Teardrop Explodes, has used his Rating: A bizarreexperienceswithautomobilestocreateastrik- - by Chris Harris Pop Will Eat Itself 1945, which most Americans seem to ignore: Bosnia. Dos Dedas Mis Amigos PWEI blast the world for watching and doing nothing (Nothingllnterscope) as racism and xenophobia have swept the region. The accompanying music makes it a perfect song to grind lf Pop Will Eat Itself (PWEI) were an ice cream to at your local alternative dub. flavor, they'd be Tutti-Frutti. Lots of different flavors, lf you're hungry for a rap song, the song Familus some you like, some you don't, but with Dos DedosMis Horl'ibles should cure your appetite with lyrics that Amigos, this British quintet are the flavor-of-the-day lambaste the media circuses that are so prevalent with globs of techno, rap, hard rock, pop and dance today. Other winners are Underbelly, CapeComzt>efion, mixed ·with quality ingredients such as world music Mmofemtherenper, Even;thing's Cool, and Babylon. All samples and industrial music. Overall, it's simply songs are cliverse enough that there's pretty much delicious. something for everyone on here. Look for PWEI on But don't be misled. This isn't bubblegum music. tour soon. Rumors are that theill be opening up for The opening track, ldz Bitz Ein Auslander is one of the Nine Inch Nails when they revisit South Florida this most powerful songs of the 90s because of razor sharp winter. lyrics about one of the biggest monstrosities since Rating: A- -by Chris Harris

Smashing Pumpkins lscariot are superior to the electric guitar-laden Pisces Iscariot songs for one simple reason -you can appreciate Virgin Records the chords and vocals better because the songs A sign of a group's talent is the quality of their b­ aren't drowned out by the screeching guitars. sides. Smashing Pumpkins, therefore, have passed Also included on the CD is a cover version of a the test with their latest CD, a collection of14songs song written by Stevie Nicks called l.Jmdslide. With that are mostly b-sides released in England. lush vocals painting a vivid picture and acoustic If you've heard Smashing Pumpkins before, guitars swirling around the vocals, the result is a you'll know that they have two sides. One is the magic song that's the highlight of the CD. aggressive guitar sound that is prevalent here on Of course, there's plenty of other great songs to such songs as Pissant and Frail and Bedazzled. The depend on which only proves the point that if the other side of the band is a sweeter sound thanks to Pumpkins's leftovers are so delightful, they've got acoustic guitars but coupled with strong lyrics on a strong future ahead of them. songs like Soothe and Obscured. There is plenty of Rating: B+ both styles here to keep listeners entertained. -:by Chris Harris Actually, the number of acoustic songs off Pisces

PHISH eclectic composition on many of Hoist's other tunes Hoist too. Wolfnum'sBrotlzer, for instance, isasampleofearly 70's funk featuring the Tower of Power Hom Section, Hoist represents Phish's first attempt to reach a and Scent of a Mule displays bassist Mike Gordon's broader spectrum of listeners via raclio airplay and at strongly bluegrass influenced writing style with an the same time retain the high school and college-age energetic banjo part by the renowned Bela Fleck. crowds, with whom they are already endeared. As a Finally, the major motif of If I Could resembles that of result, they have at times adjusted their sound to Silent in the Moming, a piece on the album released conform with currentpopulargroupsand have opted prior to Hoist.lfl Could spotlights the angelic vocals of for a more grunge-like tinge to their music. This is Alison Krauss. All the songs with extra musicians, by especially evident on songs such as Axilla Part 2 and the way, flow quite naturally - as if they were all Demand. Thesesongsareexecuted with aplomb; how­ seasoned veterans of jam sessions together. ever, Axilla climaxes and Demand transpires behind So, Hoist is an exciting cornucopia of sounds, an the sequence of an imaginative car-radio metaphor. excellent way to jump on this band's wagon or con­ These external noises recapitulate themes pervad­ tinue listening to these extremely talented musidans. ing past Phish albums. The band captures its former, Rating: F (Freaked) - Kenan Srmum

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