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To recieve the bounty of DiSCORDER. be one ofthe first nine people to briny this coupon and two cans of food for the Vancouver Food Band in to the station during office hours (M-F106). Wait until our kas cheer is over, please (alter |an 2nd). We m at Room 233 6138 SUB Blvd. (TheSubBldgatUBC) 822 3017 ext. 0 DiSCORDER iNterviEw HE1L Welcome to Hell! Interview Hell to , band. read? Did you listen to a lot of heavy be precise, a new monthly feature in R e n e e : Kim: This dumb questionnaire. metal when you were kids? which we will pit the local (and the I Sparkmarker, Kara: The new Details. Kim: Do the words "Maiden" & occasional out o'town) bands that | cause they Renee: The lyric sheet for Crash "Crue" mean anything to you'1 play live on CiTR's Thunderbird i mark my 13. Kara: No, Kim did enough for Radio Hell (Thursdays 9 to 11) sparker. Lana: The guy's mind across the all of us. against some of the most inane Kara: Kreviss, bar. No really, I'm Okay, You 're Ang: No, I listened to old school cookie cutter interview questions we I cause they al- Okay. punk/hardcore. can think of, plus maybe one or two I •ays ;et the Ang: A skateboarding mag, Renee: No. when I was a kid I that are halfway intelligent. Inter- i good stuff from Hitchcock's short stories. listened to Dead or Alive & Boy view Hell is not meant as a substi- , Value Village George. tute for actual full-length interviews; Lana: Dio is a Diety. rather, it is our way of introducing I What do you hate? Apparently in Snipehunt you to as many of this city's multi- I Kim: Questionnaires. magazine (from Portland), hide of fine bands as we can. And, | Kara: Ignorance, people who someone from Ten Days Late of course, it gets punk rockers to talk , Give details. steal my smokes. was quoted as saying "CiTR- about Barbie dolls. Wheeeeee!!!!!!! Kim: Nazi idi Renee: Molding leftovers in the UBC radio: If you rearrange Enjoy. (Apologies for not printing I ots throwing fridge, people who think they the letters UBC they spell this intro last month when Interview I beer bottles. have an eating disorder. cub." Explain. Hell actually premiered!) | That's mean. Lana: Anyone who reads. Nobody from Ten Days Late Ang: Racism, people who treat said that. We didn't even talk you like shit "cause you look about cub. Those were the opin mokes different. ions of the interviewer TEN DAYS LATE Describe your sound in 25 bucks. What so you love? What five words best describe words or less. ten Who are you, what is your Renee: When people say we Kim: Music. your first sexual experience? Loud hair colour, and what do you have rock star attitudes. Kara: I enjoy candle light din Kim: None of your damn busi- do in your band? Lana: No, because I stabbed ners & long walks on the beach. If you cc mid be in any other Kim: violet, guitar them first. Renee: Going bowling. Lana: Heavy petting to Ozzy. days Vancouv er band what would Ang: No, 'cause no one talks to Angela: purple, bass Lana: Vem and anyone who can Kara: Drunk, drunk, drunk, it be? Kara: blonde, guitar me 'cause Tm too shy and if drop their insecurities. drunk, drunk. Kim: Party Naked Renee: red, vocals they did I probably didn't no- Ang: Crowds at all-ages shows, Ang: I'm celibate. Ha ha! Lana: Scum Element, "cause late Lana: blonde, drums my bass, good gigs. Renee: Ken & Barbie. they drink the most beer Ang: Any garage punk rock What's the last thing you Quality Const qnmznts at a XTttartPnceff 6 January 1995 If you could be any Barbie, but CD. Are Who are you? a big job for a sound person who music be described as the per what Barbie would you be? you now going We are: Camille Baker - singer, doesn't know our sound. fect soundtrack to the book? Kim: A dead one. All Barbies to break up like songwriter, bassplayer (re Dave was the hobbit for should die. a lot of bands do cently); Carolyn Wong - violin Are any of you classically Hallowe'en once - he says, Renee: Bondage Barbie. once they get ist, pianist, back-up vocals; trained? "Thanks for noticing!" I Lana: A cross betv product out? Martin Larsen - guitarist, singer; I thought that might have been (Camille) saw the movie once Wonderwoman & G.I. Joe. No, but hope David Lee - drummer; Sean obvious. Carolyn has been clas in elementary school. Martin Ang: Nardwuar Barbie. fully our singer Dmitrie - guitarist extrordinaire. sically trained on violin and pi says he's read it. No one else Kara: Rock Barbie complete will shove a shot ano and Sean took three years has. To answer the second ques with a guitar & a bottle of beer. gun up his nose Has any local band ever had at Humber College, and one at tion, I don't think so. Are we that and blow his cra as much gear as you guys do? McGill, in Jazz. They have their nium all over his Yes. Ngoma and Deus Ex own acid jazz thing going on the side. How many punks does it take fucking toaster Machina. And last year we Is there anything else that to change a light bulb? played in Shindig and won the people should know about Kim: Who cares? crankshaft — £•£• first night against Strain, and Do any of you work in a mu Spiritual Heroine? they had about five Trace-Elliot sic store? Kara: 10. One to change the ances so we can Whenever we say our name, light bulb and 9 to be on the huge stacked amps and rack No, and not one of us ever have, people ask, 'As in the drug?' and maybe sell some mounts and stuff; their gear was guest list. • Who are you? to my knowledge. But our we often say, 'No, as in a female Unplugged albums. SCARY!! Lana: They wouldn't. J Razor Rukus drummer is currently unem hero,' but it's really a play on Renee: What's the question?!? • Squid Did you know there's a band ployed, so who knows? words. Someone in the initial Ang: None because the Hydro I Willy Tucker in Tsawwassen called Please give the readers an idea band said, 'Whenever I play was cut off | James Yuk Squelch? of what Spiritual Heroine Has playing in Shindig and music, it's like a spiritual high,' I Slim Jacky I thought they were called plays on and through.