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WORLD WATCH ONE _ IN THIS ISSUE Corrected Edition: With apologies to Radford Polinsky for a misspelling of his name on page 44 of the original edition Introduction from the Editor Dan “Big Shoulders” Berger, Libertyville, IL Page 1 By the Oath of the Flying Fish! Sean “Figment” Murphy, Burke, VA Page 2 Oh, those Pesky Dimensional Barriers... Steve “Rainbow Kitty” Mattsson, Portland, OR Page 3 What’s Crushing the Watermelon? Dan Berger and Sean Murphy Pages 4-5 The Essential Blue Blaze Irregular Edited by Dan Berger Pages 6-12 3M Mask Modification Bryian “Cyclone One” Winner Page 13 INTERVIEW: Reno and Perfect Tommy Vetted for publication by Reno of Memphis Pages 14-15 An Oral History of the Birth of Banzai Compiled by Sean Murphy Pages 16-17 A Buckaroo Banzai Sampler Sean Murphy Pages 18-22 A Buckaroo Banzai Aperitif Dan Berger Pages 23-25 An Oral History of Buckaroo Banzai: Ancient Secrets & New Mysteries—Introduction Dan Berger Pages 26-27 Creating the Banzai Institute Website Dan Berger Pages 28-30 Visualizing Ancient Secrets & New Mysteries Sean Murphy Pages 31-33 Creating the CGI Jet Car Trailer Sean Murphy Pages 34-36 Creating the Jet Car Model, et al. Dan Berger Page 37 The Final Word on Pitching Sean Murphy and Dan Berger Pages 38-39 Banzai TV: The Kevin Smith Experience Dan Berger Pages 40-42 “Evil, Pure and Simple!” Scott “Camelot” Tate, Alamosa, CO Page 43 The Cheers/Lectroid Connections Scott Tate Page 43 Banzai Institute Alert! DeWayne “Buckaroo Trooper” Todd Pages 44-45 From the Bureau Office World Watch One Staff Page 46 What Makes My Potato Tick! Doug Drexler, Los Angeles, CA Back Cover Acknowledgements Once again, a host of BBIs—many of them first-time contributors to World Watch One—gathered together to help make this issue possible. We are humbled by your generosity of time, effort, and spirit. Many thanks to all of you for making this newsletter possible. In the hot seat: As always, special thanks go to all of our intervieWees: Dr. Joseph Bisognano, Doug Drexler, Adam “Mojo” Lebowitz, Denise Okuda, Mike Okuda, Earl Mac Rauch, W.D. Richter, Dr. Cary Sneider, Jim Van Over, and Dianne Wickes. Thanks also to Denise and Mike Okuda at the Banzai Institute Facebook page for their generous assistance; not only in getting the word out about World Watch One, but to Banzai fandom in general. We extend our appreciation to Dan Berger, Matt Haley, and Mike Okuda for creating the graphic elements that appear in this issue. Thanks also go out to Chris “ArcLight” Wike for hosting the newsletter’s presence on the interwebs at the World Watch OnLine library and Sean Murphy for doing the same at the Buckaroo Banzai FAQ. Messages from the outlands of Covidia: If the current pandemic has taught us anything, it is that we all need a little bit of help sometimes, and that we really need to get out more often. Instead, many used this homebound opportunity to lend a hand writing for World Watch One. We deeply appreciate the help. Many thanks to our regular contributors: Dan Berger, Steve Mattsson, Sean Murphy, Scott Tate, and DeWayne Todd, for once again rising to the occasion. Special thanks to Steven H Silver for a critical first proofing run on the contents of this issue. Steven’s efforts Were crucial in keeping us on deadline and relatively sane. Kudos, sir. Once again, our felloW Blue Blaze Irregulars stepped up to make this issue truly special during the most trying times imaginable. Our Honor Roll this issue: Tab Richard Evo, Ted “Jay Clay” Haycraft, Wendell Kirgis, Matt “Wacny” Kitler, Karl “Spider13” Lundstedt, Richard “Khan” McAroy, Bill “Tex” Shearer, Lynnea “Moto Mamma” Stadelmann, and Bryian “Cyclone One” Winner. Fellow BBIs, we salute you! Special thanks go to Sean Murphy this issue for stepping up as a writer, sounding board, and collaborator. Sean wrote damn near half this issue, and made the other half better with his feedback. I couldn’t have pulled this off without you, Figment. Cheers! Get in the game: World Watch One does not write or illustrate itself. All are invited to contribute to the next issue. Don’t worry about making it perfect. We’d just love to hear from you. See below for contact information and further encouragement. Photo/Art Credits are granted attribution within the body of the newsletter. All images have been used in accordance with the principles of fair use as outlined in 17 U.S.C. § 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. I’m Warning You… This newsletter is not meant for commercial distribution. If you purchased a copy of this newsletter, demand your money back and report the seller to the proper authorities, then look for a free copy on-line. We’re not getting paid, you’re not gonna get paid, nobody gets paid! Dig it. Submissions to World Watch One are strongly encouraged. Really. I am dead serious. People, we know you’re out there! All are welcome. Please contact us at [email protected] for details. Front Cover: In this issue’s cover illustration, one of Doug Drexler’s black and white Dr. Lizardo sketches from Buckaroo Banzai: Ancient Secrets & New Mysteries is brought to life by Sage and Steve Mattsson in this colorized version of the image. The picture is further enhanced by W.D. Ricter’s hilarious notations in the voice of Dr. Lizardo. Questions? Comments? Looking to ramp up a biomedical engineering project for the pandemic? We can help. Contact us at [email protected]. FOLLOW THE BANZAI INSTITUTE ON FACEBOOK FOLLOW WORLD WATCH ONE ON FACEBOOK 1 Strange Days at the Bureau Office Like most of us, the Chicago Bureau of the World Watch One Network was ill WORLD WATCH ONE prepared for a pandemic. That’s not to say we were unprepared of course—our NEWSLETTER OF TEAM BANZAI offices wouldn’t pass muster with the Institute if we started flailing like turtles on our backs at the first sign of a global emergency. World Watch One has essentially STAFF operated as a network of work-from-home offices since the newsletter was revived Dan “Big Shoulders” Berger in 2004. In short, we were built for this particular flavor of catastrophe. But the Steve “Rainbow Kitty” Mattsson Sean “Figment” Murphy truth is that nobody is ever fully prepared for calamity when the moment comes, Steven “Green Town” Silver despite forewarnings and our best efforts to the contrary. The staff may work on Scott “Camelot” Tate the newsletter from their homes, but rarely have any of us been so confined to our DeWayne “Buckaroo Trooper” homes as we are now. Todd The World Watch One staff is a volunteer outfit, which means we all have day jobs EDITORIAL ADVISORY BOARD: as well. Everyone on staff dealt in some measure with work disruptions, major Dr. Buckaroo Banzai shifts in homelife as offices moved to people’s houses, and the daily routines that, Reno of Memphis mere months ago, we all took for granted. For ace staffer Steve “Rainbow Kitty” Mrs. E. Johnson Mattsson, that meant serious changes to his daily work conditions as a paramedic Earl Mac Rauch and his usual availability for the newsletter when off-duty. How Steve was able to W. D. Richter contribute anything to this issue while recovering from long shifts and enhanced work stress is anybody’s guess, but he still got the job done in style. WORLD WATCH ONE is published irregularly by The Banzai Institute for You can bet your last nickel we weren’t alone in dealing with the chaos. Biomedical Engineering and Strategic Information. This edition originated in That is why, for this issue, our first reflex was to document the experiences of Blue World Watch One’s Chicago Bureau office: c/o Dan Berger, 507 Drake Blaze Irregulars on the pandemic’s front lines. We are undeniably living through a Street, Libertyville, IL 60048. pivotal moment in history; to let it slip away without comment while in that moment seemed a wasted opportunity. In May, we sent out a request for Blue International agreements and national laws protect copyrighted material. This Blaze Irregulars to send us their personal accounts of life during the pandemic. newsletter is not to be reprinted, resold, Their responses came in a variety of shapes and sizes; from first reponders to blood or reproduced in part or in whole donors, corrections officers to retail workers from all across the land, with a without the written consent of the healthy dose of the gritty “Get ‘er done” ethos that binds friends and members of authors, artists, and editors. The Team Banzai together across all boundaries of human description. If this crisis has contents of this newsletter are copyrighted by the authors and artists. confirmed anything, it is that we are here for Buckaroo to “help him help us” when the chips are down, and that helping him means helping each other. Of course, this is a Buckaroo Banzai newsletter, so we made sure to get in touch with the Institute for an interview with Reno and Perfect Tommy by way of Earl Mac Rauch; to keep abreast of the COVID-19 situation there. And we didn’t forget that people might want some relief from COVID-19 news, the current political divisiveness gripping our nation, and all of the other mean, nasty, and ugly things preoccupying our social media feeds these days. Folks, you’re in for a treat. For reasons that still remain unclear, the stars hinting at a deep dive into Buckaroo Banzai: Ancient Secrets & New Mysteries’s began to align for us sometime in Spring.