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Voi V, No. 1, Whole No. 360 HiHsdale, New Jersey, Thursday,. December 31/1931 Single Copy, Three Cents

RIFLE TEAM WINS -j: Takes Office As.Mayor'Friday TaEr-^srri^r-seg-_J". ^au —1ST -^E^- ^^S- ^=^ ^=1=^ ^^ • 3 OUT OF 4 MATCHES! WE WISH • j I The rifle team of General Leonard! Wood Post, No. 162. American Legion,! ALL OUR READERS If, ] of Hillsdale, won another victory on I j Friday evening, December 18. when the] AND ' Jlj local marksmen shot against Englewood Legion Post, No. .78, at their local-dug- ADVERTISERS # j Stanley Schultz, of Wooddig cut, in the Manor. Hillsdald Citizen Badly Injure Lake, Arrested Charged So far this season the Hillsdale rifle j When Train Hits His Auto team has won three out of the four j PROSPEROUS Jg,! With Serious Offence. matches they have competed in. I At Oradell. On January B the local team will I AND' A| again compete with the Englewood . HAPPY ^( RELEASED ON BAIL team in Snglewood for the return; match. - . ' I NEW YEAR Last week the Hillsdale team was- composed of Edwin Saul, Captain; Ben- Famiiy Figfat Precedes War- ;c" Coofe, Robert Armstrong, W. B. & [tzlicc Mystified Over Misbai rant When Girl's Mother Terry, George Volger and E. Smith. As Clear \'ievj of TracKs Attacks Family. Makes Crossing Safe.

On Monday morning at 7:30 a tele-1 Theodore I. Haubner, of Hillsdale, phone call was received by the River: 'B. ' who was seriouslv injured when the car Vale police from Irving Thompson, of 1I 1he was driving was hit "by a train at "River Vale Road, River Vale, stating UPHOLD HANSENI I Oradell on Wednesday of last week, is that his wife was driving him and his i — . | Etm ina Brave conditioil Hei s four children out of the house by bran-1 _, . ~ i'nr- t : -n v - ! | Members of Fire Department jI Hackensack Hospital an- d has not yet. dishing a long- bread knife, and threat- ! Praise Stand 1 aken By tncom- j passed the danger point. The doctors, Hold Annual Affair At however, are hopeful of his recovery ^ning their lives. •[ ir Mayor in Letter Sent i Chief Rudolph Zeischang and Special I f Kulm's Rendezvous. provided he suffers no relapse. Officer Robert Loderman responded! An X-ray examination disclosed that Him By League. five ribs were broken and there are and found Mrs. Thompson in a -high I QT er state of nervousness. Chief Zeischang! OFFICIALS PRESENT i ~ internal injuries. called in Pascack Valley Nurse Carroll, . There were no eyewitnesses to the who advised that a doctor be called at ECONOMY IS URGED! accident, and it has not been explained once. Dr. Kelly, of Westw'ood, re- how it happened. Mr. Haubner was sponded and gave airs. Thompson a| William DIefenbach Presented living east on Bertram avenue, which sedative, and ordered her to bed. I Twenty Applications Received. With Gold Watch By I crosses the railroad tracks at the Ora- Upon investigation. Chief Zeischang j dell station. When he reached tie lound the trouble started because a! for Membership in New j Fellow Firemen. j tracks he was hit by the train. His daughter of the Thompson's, Ethel,: I ear, a Chevrolet coupe, was carried sev- a.ge 16, just out-of-school last June, was ; Organization. B . I eral feet and hurled aside. The train .about-to "become a mother. i iwas not traveling fast at the time-as it JOHN G. HANSEN Mayor W. W. Livengood never lost was about to come to a stop at the sta- Miss Carroll notified Miss Helen K.!' The Independent League of Hillsdale, James, District Secretary of the Bergen any sleep over the Hillsdale Fire De- I tion a few feet away, recently formed, gave Mayor-elect John partment. That was the simple, fine The Oradell police repcrt that the County Church Mission of Help, whoG. Hansen a vote of confidence at a tribute paid Fire Chief William Diefen- Slinker light signal was working at the met Chief Zeischang and the nurse at RIVER VALE FIFES iS JUNIOR WOMEN HOLD • ,. T,J x. ., * , • j-j. meeting held on Monday evening at the t-ach by the Mayor, at the Chief's din- time. There is no bell signal at the DESTROYED BY- FFRE CHKISTMAS DANCE ner, held Tuesd'av evening at Kuhn's crossing—the bell signal being removed po ice headquarters and took immediate home of one of me Members. The Rendezvous, Emerson. about a year ago, and replaced with the action on tne case. ; meeting. was well. attended, and it was Just as Christmas was beinz ushered More than 200 attended the Christ- "Whenever I hear th[

When Table Fork Was Niagara Falls Legend ! * * Hilliard Craig's Regarded as Curiosity Traced to Tuscaroras The advent- of the knife and fork An ancient legend of theTusiaror.is. iir: Soldiers 'Fare Well in the Canal Zone ' | * Crazy Creation for table use is dated far later than which dates back to ihe lime ihe * * that of the spoon. In fact only 300 tribe lived in North Carolina. p\pi.i.'i» * years ago knives and forks were curi- i the postcards and pictured pillnw tup-- By CORONA REMINGTON osities. At tile courts of Francis I. j seen at Niagara fali« ^unrips a and Henri II, and even at the magni- I maiden goin; over the f;:i;> in A i-iiiipf ficrat court of Louis XVI forks for j says E>r. Err Bates fit '.he No". York ' (S3 Dv McClure Xejvspaper Syndicate.* eating purposes were unknown. Xet {State College of Agricurnn primitive implements that are fre- j Once, in the -CaroSi'i.'."* tiip v>l ,ti«. i CRAIG, neither young qnecily classed as knives and forks had cut off ail avenues .•! w.tpc >V<>"i | •k- -"• nor old, well to do, well dressed • have been in use since an early day. the Tuscaroras. The imiinns met in'| and decidedly good looking, suffered i Most authorities are of the opinion council and prayed to the Great Spirit \ from what his enemies might have j that die primitive used a na- for help and suddenly a nistUien in a i celled a superiority complex. Cor- j tural fork in the shape of a small canoe came fvtmi the sky. A snull tJiirily he did not underestimate his j pronged twig, while others believe that atrean . covered \ -Ith a 1,-f 1 virtues, but then on the whole he was j r the ibik originated with the arrow as north "vow. their !a na. Tim i 1 so iii;e:ih!e ami so popular he vrus j a sort of toothpick. The first forks by ihe s'cv maiden. the iwV jusU!i(:(< I the t-ncial iion of the Wavrnuon Golf ! The first hint of the fork being used after the tribe settled

Systematic Hunt for •:'-•. • Ti Priceless OH Papers: . Sntered as second-class mail matter at Qnit recently a London workman Eillfrilale, New: Jersey. was cutting out a piece of old parch- PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY ment into segments' for making into A newspaper devoted to the interests of the Hillsdale Social News Died'.-. a lamp shade when,he noticed some. people of Hillsdale and vicinity. Dr. Frederick W. Hodge was talking old and faded writing on the piece ha The Herald's platform is, "A Bigger and Telephone Westwood 2204 SGRGHi—On Suniay. December 27, i nbout the remarkable eyesight of Zuni had cut. A dose examination re- Better Hillsdale." Arthur Borghi. of Old Tappan, aged | Indians. He said that when he was vealed the parchment to bp a fleet! OFFICE 5 years. . j of the period of .Tsimes I. Here was 7 West Hillsdale Avenue digging at Hawikuh, he had some In- Telephone Westwood 1102 * GERDES—On. Saturday. December 26, j dian workman. They were impressed a •valuable oid document that, should Mrs. M. Slater spent Sunday with her daughters Clara and Irma. of West Clous Gerdes, of Pearl River, in Msj have been preserved in a museum be- STORMS BROS. witti the idea that nothing in the dirt PUBLISHERS cousin, Mrs. N. Oliver, of Leonia. su" York, and also enjoyed a visit 80th year. ing ruthlessly cut up to gratify the PRINTERS and from Mr. and Mrs.'H. Hess, of Newark | MOSSER—On Thursday,. December 24, removed, no matter how small or how Address all communications to the Hillsdale { MiSS Gladys Cardon, Of Piermont useless looking, was to be thrown passing whim of fashion, and when it and Verona. Charles Mosser, of Woodcliff Lake,-] had served its purpose to be cast aside Herald, Hiilsdaie, N. J. < avenue, attended the Christmas dance away. One member of the party had aged Gl years. j on a dust heap, a toss to history and Subscription Rate: $1.00 par year, payable on saturdav evening, given by the Jun- Mr. and Mrs. G. Caeser and daugh- indigestion and carried some soda in advance; Single copies 3c. ,. : i SOHUMACHEE—Suddenly, on Sunday,'. i0 Woman s C ub ] ters Marie, Ida and Gloria, of Brcok- December 2;7, Henry Sctmrnaotier, of! mints in his pocket. One of these lit- the severing perhaps of a valuable link To insure insertion, item* or local news • lyn, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. with the past. should be received not later than Wednesday i .. _ , .. r ~ .-.•„„ „ rt^ n^in^'ol ' ->> "> ~.s---— ^«^v."j ,,iu** ~..~.. ****« *..*-***. Pearl Rirer, aged 62 years. ! tle' tablets became so soiled that he noon, subscribers failing to receive the Mr. and. Mis. l. feimoon, ot colonial. p_ w_ MuUan, of Magnolia avenue. tossed it aside, A Zuni, with Iiorses paper promptly through the mails or from Boulevard, are home again, following ' son and wife, Mr. and Mrs. W.\ Hundreds of priceless old documents their newsdealers, are requested to notifv our .-.-..;<- TX-I», -MTT anr? TVTVc W and a .scraper, was removing loose top are being cut up ia this way, bat a Mullan, ol Roosevelt, L. I., ars spend- 1 office at once. We vlll greatly appreciate the visit Wltn iVLT. atlQ 1V11S. a.. Obituary soil. Wiien lie 'Jumped the scraper at co-operation o£ our readers in notifying us of ! 01 WlUiamSport, Pa. ing the week at their home. I thanks to that distinguished seholar births, marriages, deaths, and social events the refase heap, he saw the soda mint, and antiquarian, Mr.-William, le Hardy;, their localities. Miss Helen Roberts, of Demarest ave- Mrs. E. O. Dayton, of •Piermont ave- i Arthur Borgrhi i picked it up and brought it back. a public appeal has been made to end nue, is spending the Christmas holidays llue with a group of friends was a Again it "was thrown away, and again with her grandmother, Mrs. J. Kelly,; g^^ j^ j_ _ Morr:son, The Old Tappan community was sad- j this needless sacrifice of. historical cf hsr slsteri T ieued during the Christmas festival.: the Indian retrieved it. "When this Thursday, December 31, 1931at Astoria. L. I. j ^f Middletcwn, N. Y., who entertaiiwd documents for the sake of a craze. He . _sason by the news that little Arthur! happened a third time, the owner of is asking to be allowed to examine the party at the new Wai- i B o r g h i bad t>e3n stricken by spi- j Mr. and Mrs. E. P. Davis and daugh- ork n the mint bored a hole three feet deep, archives of old-established solicitors' ter Miss -Evelyn, 'of Piermont avenue, 1d^-Astoria HoteL in New T - ° ! nal meningitis, from which he" died.. droppe. d the pellet In, and sifted earth offices in London, where many of these LOW PRICED ARTICLES spent the weekend in Philmont, Penn.,! ™^?: f^Z^I^™!? Si!T *e .litfcl2 lad _ lived with his parents j <• FOR CHARITY GROUPS guests of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. A! i ^^§"ie Performance at one of tlie j ^ : , BOS- : in on top of it. This appeared to be old documents are to be found, in the an d tvrin sis erS; Martha and the only manner in winch he could get hopes of discovering deeds that will I Davis. ; New Tork theatres. , etta several ysars oWer tnari tlle boy \ nea r e rid of it. throw some light on the history of County Director J. Ernest Thier, of Mr. and Mrs. J. Moore, of Stockton ! . P± eastern p .trt-of the Borough. ! the Emergency Relief Administration, street, returned to Hillsdale by car on i , pn Sunday, tlie 20th Hist., the little / some famous county families. One ie ow firm has already given 2lv. Wiliiam le (-.>,_; rfrnas: wx-a o fj-pi- snpndino- oarpi-a ? i " took part :n the Christmas ex-: has been informed through the Emer- S reiKS at the nd Ta a If you should lie on your back and a-: Mrs. L. Wandell's hcme, Bergen °S\^f %Sr!,e T G l-= K> n Sundayi Hardy permission to go through their gency Relief Administration Offices of a seilcoI look up a tall chimney, you might very the State that the Federal Government street, on Thursday, January 7. at 2:30 j aaur|jgrc who has be n eniovin** a I > w-here lie sang in the group of.; archives, with the result that many P M beginners easily see a star in the daytime. Some will sell caps, underwear, gloves, stock- - - (visit here with his sister, Mrs. ° W. i - .Christmas- Eve he was re-: important facts cop.cerning the ilis- G Indians can do this merely by lying in ings and shoes, at greatly reduced Miss AI B=ll and mother Mrs G. Ellin, of Stockton street, left last week! ™Qve& to Bergen Pines, suffering from; tories of ancient manors have been re- the shade and looking up. And they prices, to all duly accredited charitable E,Mfta«tet entertained j to visit in Detroit, before returning to j f* *e*d =»<*«** ** died Sunday vealed.—Luudun iluii. are pretty good practical astronomers. organizations, provided such articles the following relatives on Christmas: i his home in Kansas. , , are given away and not resold. ! £ uneral ai-rangements were made by j They can tell time by the stars, prob- Mr. and Mrs. R. Hill, of Staten Island; \ Axiomatic Mixes* All applications must be certified by A family gathering was held on Wed- I Undertaker Halssy, and services were ably by the position of the constella- j nesday e\'ening at the home of Mr. and i held in the chapel on Monday after-; tions or the moon. At any rate, Doe- One concrete mixer has aa auto- the charitable organization and the ap- Roy Naugle and son, of Westwood. | Mrs. J. Ehrhardt, of Large avenue, j noon, followed hv interment in the matic control system operated by pho- proval of the Governor is necessary. tor Hodge says that one night he asked Mrs. S. Barkerding. and W. S. Mai- ' Among those present were Mrs. Ehr- cemetery adjoining. an Indian what time it was. The In- to-electric cells that can be depended. Before any definite plan is formulated on to measure out the different ingre- by the dian looked up at the night sky and istrat: said it was five minutes ol midnight. dients with unfailing precision and dis- many charitable organizaitions wish to , Doctor Hodge looked at his watch; it patch. These cells are built into dial lr ana Mr James Wsstervelt, ofi Westwood; Mr. and Mrs. W. Beuerlein scales in such a way that the pointer of avail themselves of this opportunity. I % \ - I and son Edward, of Hillsdale. was five minutes of twelve. When the Mr. Thier asks all who are interested | ^entral avenue. ^ CIrus Gerdes •• sun is up, Indians have another meth- each scale swings between an associate Claus Gerdes, old-time resident of j to communicate with him if they wish j p Buckley, of Hilisdale! On Christmas Day a large family re- od of telling time. They make a lit- ceil and its exciting lamp. Each ingre- Miss rances Pearl River, disd on Saturday of last to avail themselves of the purchasing j avenue, spent the holiday at the horns! union was held at the home of Mrs. E tle sundial by balancing one stone on dient is brought to tlie mixing plant by week, at his home on Central avenue. conveyors that feed into weight hop- power at reduced rates. of her brother, M. J. Buckley,, at BBere - j At- alt 1 a long another, and orient it without a com- f " -"ness. serviceSPrVinp?s The following is a list of prices fcr , <«; Esther Buck- tending were Mr. and Mrs. W. Rose- pass. pers. The charging goes on until the the several articles available from the H< r SI ? imund, of Westwood; Mr. asd Mrs. W. were held on Tuesday afternoon from ) s late * * * pointers pass through, beams of. light Federal Government: 'JDathe and daughter Shirley, of Hills- !» *>ome, conducted by Rev. Prea j focused on the electric eyes, when sen- I dale; -Mr. and Mrs. E Rosemund and V' clmst> of tae Lutheran church, of j Caps, leather, 25 cents each; caps, wfcio11 I know a man who spends much of sitive relays stop the flow. With the- A'reunion of the Mead family was isorn. Eric,Eric, of .Hackensa-ckHackensack:; Mr. and MrMrss. deceased jwa s a member, while;' overseas, 10 cents each; caps, winter, £O his leisure studying the dictionary. eyes ^on watch, concrete of a uniform 35 cents each. Drawers, woollen, win- held on Christmas Day at the home of ; W. Graham and daughter Betty, of j Undertakers Fisher & Dahl had charge I He claims that more than a moiety of Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Mead and family, i Middletown, N. Y.; Mr. and Mrs. An- of burial arrangements. Interment was grade can be produced regardless of ter, 35 cents a pair. Gauntlets, leather, m de the Sew Xorkers he meets have such, of Park Ridge. Mrs. N. E. Mead, Sr., !j drew Rossmund. Mr. and Mrs. L. Rose- j mad^, e "i.Oam Oakk ^Hil l CemeterCemeteryy , aatt NyacNyackk. the number of batches made up.—Pop- leather, 25 cents a pair: gloves, riding.! nnd son Cyrus Mead, will be holiday j mund, Mr. and Mrs. F. Rosemund and! surviving re atives are his widow, xyloid heads that they cannot define ular Mechanics Magazine. leather, unlined, 30 cents a pair: gloves. I Ernests this week at the Bachman home, j Mrs. L. , of Massachusettes; Mr. | MTS- Sophie Gardes, and two daughters, such simple words as gimmal and woollen, 15 cents a par. Mittens, can-j on Magnolia avenue j and Mrs. E. J. Kordula, Mr. and Mrs. J Misses Anna and Mamye, living at grum. Botanically Speaking ton flannel with leather palm, 8 cents iH. Heine, Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Seider-!noale- * * * The out-of-town guest was showing a pair; mittens, leather unlined, 20 Mr. and Mi-s. Ted Robert, of Dema- ;£cl]Ell ] and rj^ghters Ethel and Doro- An illustrator I know has a servitor some snapshots of her little grand- cents a pair. rest avenue, had as Christmas dinner Ithy i oi wooacliff L-ake and the Misses: Charles Mosser j from the South. This man has been Stockings, woollen, heavy weight, 10 guests Mr. and Mrs. M. Gargone ana iAlmet te and Renee Rosemund The unexpected death of Charles j daughter, and among them was a with him for several years, knows all charming picture of the little girl cents a pair. Undershirts, woollen, Mosser occurred on Christmas Sve, at I his business, cooks all his meals, occa- winter, 35 cents each. Shoes, garrison, SEEN and HEARD j his home on Glen Road, Woodclifl; standing in a bed of tulips, which with rubber heel, 75 cents a pair. j sionally wears some of his neckties, reached quite above her head. Sonny By BENNY MARGOLIS I U. of N. C. Bell Tower Lake, where he resided with his daugh- ! and is generally invaluable. Information pertinent to sizes avail- j ter and her frvsband, Reginald J. Lind- j was a very interested onlooker, and able may be obtained from the offices Pascack Valley has had a quiet week | burg. Since tr.e first of November they j Not long ago the illustrator told him when some one remarked1, "Just see! of the County Director. in sports. Both Westwood and Parki hare occupied the Edwin Gibbs prop- j times were becoming so hard and or- The flowers are taller than the child," : If any of the charitable organizations Ridge basketball teams have been in- j ert-y as a winter home. i ders so scarce that it was probable he Sonny drew up to his full stature, and. need cots or blankets they may be bor- ! aitive due to the Christmas holidays, j Mr. Mosser told a friend on Thurs- ] wouldn't be able soon to afford a serv- announced importantly:.: rowed from the Government if a bond | After the vacation, however, both teams ;• day afternoon that he intended to take i ant and might have to go out and dig "Well, if they wanted •*to- get flowers of S6 fcr each cot and blanket is given j will have their hands full, as the month ] a taxi from Jbls New York office to the' ditches, if any. The man made no to guarantee the return of such articles | cf January always brings plenty of ac- j taller.than I am, they'd liave- to take. ferry, as he felt ill. This was very un- ; comment but later, when Ms-employer ; in good condition. i lion. hcilyhoeis!"' :.- : usual with hi.ii, and the friend accom- ! 'iad forgotten his remarks on the de- I The Young Men's Club cancelled its | panied him. When the ferry was reach- I gression, asked for the afternoon off. !?ime on Monday evening on account j ed it seemed ..dvisatole for him to have! !/.;: :•;•.-.: Poor. TRAFFIC SAFETY | of ths hojiday. ..•'-"• j someone wit'i him the remainder of", lie made straight for the office of i : : [iromment art editor. The editor's i : 'British pit;at es CONTEST TO BE RUNI Many young men who attend college i the way horn.. and the gentleman came ' j antf. gambling . clups/l ; away from home have returned for j with him. i secretary, supposing he had come with some message or letter when he in- | swamp, tlien bnilt up a city,. Commissioner of Motor Vehicles Har- j fheir vacation. i The gent!; men were met at the j j whicli a hurricane, helped By a: tidal: Woodcliff Lc .e depot by Mrs. Lindberg.' sisted he had to see the editor person- : old G. Hoffman is requesting the co- j A certain young man who resides in I } wave, recently demolished. Says Time': operation of municipal officials through i Fart. Ridge canvassed Pascack Valley j and no soon-Lr had Mr. Mosser gone to ally, admitted him. his room thf,;i he succumbed to a heart, i "It would have been better if the. city's out the State in the National Traffic j lor membership for the "Y" in Hack-! "Mister," he is reported to have said, Safety Contest to be conducted during; ;:isaRk. He did a good job of it by se-: attack- ' !• fathers had .-thrown, in a few more pots 1931 by the National Safety Council. curing about 25 members. ; The body v;as prepared for burial by "if you don't give us some work to | and chips, for. Belize is only a few do right quick, I is certainly going to Commissioner Hoffman stated that Hers :s an odd accident. A certain j Undertaker Halsey, and sent to the I inches above sea-level." It might still five New. Jersey entries had already j family, in which there are three bro-: childhood hcaie m MiBerstown, Penn., j lose my position." ! have been better If they Had thrown been received, the municipalities being j thers whe all own automobiles, recently ; where funer.i- services were conducted: He got the job. Now the illustra- ; their "foundations"" on higher and drier; Kearney, Lyndhurst, Montclair, Newark; i:ad a collision and all the brothers: on Monday. ; tor is thinking of putting him out as I ground. • ' ". • • . : --' : and Teaneck. j were involved in it. The first car stop- i Charles Mo~«er was at one time con- : i\ salesman. A separate division has now been es- , i:2d E'nort and the second brother crash- \ nected with the Pennsylvania Railroad • * * * Co., and lai ?.r with the Western Union ! Odd Find tablished for cities 'below 10,0'BO popu-! Ed into the first car, and the third; William F. Carey of Madison Square lation. Fifty points will be given for ( fcrcther into the second car. Cheer up, Telegraph. C o. He came here from I Buried beneat.ii the shoulder blade ! r garden and two or three old and close •the accident record. A clear record of nil three cars were not worth $75. j Buffalo, N. \ ., last fall, and engaged in ; ,">f the skeleton of a mammoth ele- friends are always putting upjobs on no motor vehicle deaths during the : The grammar school children had a.' business in -few York City. : phant that roamed the Nebraska ; each other. Once, when they were to- year, would bring this maximum credit. swell tme on the last day of school j plains 25O.0OO years ago was found by gether at a hot springs resort, they Five points are to be given for acci-. before vacation. All the teachers | E^nry Schumacher ! excavators :i l-"'>lp,/»,he•r hit-thdflbirthdav y nr,on wNeOTw v«r'.tYear''s fieaicateil as a. memorial to the JMore- Morning service 10:4S A. M. I D^r- . - ^ ,: [ 6«S.d and Pattepson families who have in Orthopedic Surgery rrot Piarees Brisk 1 A 1 be Evenino-service 7-45 p M certain man was out calling on ^ distinguished in the history of Kansas City, Alo.—Marked liaprove- '••.• Erie.—Mrs. Hurley Sambo? #olJ- ° " " ' ; Christmas Eve. Naturally, he was giv- i Xortli Carolina, It is 172 feet high ment in orthopedic surgery was noted j dere'd why she had to strain' so to pull CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH ! en a hospitable welcome in each place, j And has 12 chimes. in a meeting of the sectional Clinieal i np' S. carrdt. Slife gave an extra bard "GOD" will be the subject of the Les- In fact, I think the reception given him 1 yaht, the Carrot came up, and she.fell' rson-Sermon in all Churches of Christ, was too warm, for I am informed that \ Orthopedic society here. I •Scientist, on Sunday, January 3. this young man had nightmares in his j Dr. Willis C. Campbell,"Memphis, i backwa'fd. R. M. GUILD The Golden Text is: "Ye shall know ! sleep. ; Anne Vrana O'BHen president of the American Ortlio- '• The c'arr'ot, She found, had grown that I am in the midst of Israel, and ; I saw the game between the Hacken- I pedic society, brought that message. ' through a feick feariefi in the garden. that I am the Lord your God, and none sack "Y" and Faterson teams on Sun- j "There lias been startling progress ! The carrot was fi've' jfiehes long. EXPERT else: and my people shall never be lay night. The game was one of the' in tlie SWpery connected •with broken ; ashamed," (Joel 2: 27). * roughest I have ever seen, and the and disf'Hsed bones," he said, "and i ******************&£***#** TREE Among the citations which comprise sportsmansnlp, if there was any, was aotr their sgitifig and knitting together ! .the Lesson-Sermon is the following terrible. If fellows cannot play for the! •* - - *> from the Bible: "And God spake all thrill of the game, they should not be is mt fh*' dMieelt problem it was in j J Quarter Stolen 25 % SURGEON these words, saying, I am the Lord thy allowed to play. It seems as if both . PRUNING, SPRAYING God, which have brought thee out of teams were out to win at any cost, "Stiff jhiata,- once incurable, now •' % Years Ago Is Paid % Cavity Work, Bracing, Pertiliaing ; the land of Egypt, out of the house of Even the referee was incompetent, are easily made movable by the tissue i % Muskogee, Okla.—A quarter 4- ADVTCE FREE bondage. Thou'shalt have no other Well, folks, aufweidersehen. grafting Treatment and the results are ! * that was jitolen 25 years ago •* gods before me," (Exodus 20: 1-3). : ' highly successful." • j •j. from a bookstore here by a four- ^ HILLSDALE, N. J. The Lesson-Sermon also includes the ^ year-eld newsboy was returned §* Derisive Nickname Ort^iojipaic siirgery aeals with not j following- passage from the Christian only the r'eet, he pointed out, but also j * with interest recently. * Science text book. '^Science and Health Ren. TV'infield Scott was nicknamed with Key to the Scriptures." by Mary "(Mil Fns* and Fenthprs" lisctinse of with anj" hone tliat will cause deform- ' % Mrs. Mary E. Thatelier, book- Baker Eddy: " 'Thou shalt have no eth- ity. , .;. j * store manager, received a letter Ins strict milttjivy flisHpline ami his ! er gods before me,' (Exodus xx. 3). The '.••:i::-.;:i>ss f.is- \w -,f"i •! ••••-—i-.v. Experiments have disclosed a close . S. from Argyle, Texas, along with 4- First Commandment, is my favorite relationship between the parathyroid ! fa $2 bill. HILLSDALE text: It demonstrates Christian Sci- gland and bone formation, according j Tlie letter recounted how, as a ence. It inoculates the tri-unity of Real Hard Task to Doctor Campbell: . i % ^ God, Spirit, Mind; it signifies that man 4Jt!^s!)isu;i;^ busiiicss will! ple.'isurp W * had seen a 23 cent piece on top •:• SANDWICH shall have no other spin*, or niind bias ill vmy vveli. Si'.ii n I'.'.UI-II h:\Vilpv thing ^ of a counter, the boy took it. t> 1 God, eternal'good. and that all men lo is I" i-:~::i!i:rn' ')t!.siiic'K.« wirli Tides Control Water * The-writer of the letter said he * shall have one Mind." (p. 340>. i •* justified his action by saying % ; .-•'.;•. in-'Spring on Beach •* some1 customer had left it. *•»* BROADWAY .'or the <>lyi;:;>:L- p;:::f.s'tmilar him.su- : Jonespoi't, Maine.-^-TIiere is a spring ;& "BitC I felt tike a criminal, or *- No Mora Silver ;>«rvi!iiiJii of tte SirtiU'-.arsi. i:;vHi'i)vn:n on'-tlib. beacli nf Little Spruce island. *| worse; as I walked from the % HILLSDALE v; \] At hi^!i tide it is covereit 'with salt j T!if * store, for I knew hotter."'-the .<£. wnfvr. • K;:t a'l.l.'w tidt- <>no can get •{ A. KUMN: | letter saitV.'. : f isr:: She fniiii'••(hi- s[sr';:i3.clo^r.. fry:?h water fit- j to drink. : • ' :: ••'•.-•'-•. < Procrletor: ., 3* AGE FIVE HM-.LSDA1E HEKAIJ} PAGE

Tom had died without knowing. Tom had died believing her to be as SNAPPY SENTENCES YOUNG LADY HAS IEETTOADJUST uncomplex and happy in their mar- LICENSE REVOKED! DEAN-OF' riage as lie had been.. ; It reguires two for assent to make a "Marion was grateful for that: .It bridal conple. Miss Arm Hatton, of Montvale, was WOMEN . made everything subsequent come fined. $5 and $1.50 costs of court, and SEWErmOOEE No man favors expansion—of that had tier driver's license revoked for easier. ; - : .-'•• & - :;•• •.•••• little bald spot. ^ three months by Recorder Cole, last What actually happened, as her P^-iday night, as the result of a heatfon friends put it, was the return of the collision witn the automobile ol Ed- Westwood and River Vale Of- Two Sides to Every •>•• ; fish to its water. Two months after If we haven't niuen government, it ward Mills on December 5, near Tri- B. of E. Votes $150ior Table* ficials To Get Together In Question Tom's death, Marion matriculated in won't ost much. angle Park, Park Ridge. Bearing Members' Names the university from •which she: Ua3 Mills testified that Jie was driving Effort to Correct Nuisance. -married, as-a sophomore and took her Some limbs ..it the Jaw seem onabie slowly west on Park avenue, wrien. Miss for New Addition, first degree two years later, cum '•to branch, crat verjr fav. Hatton's car loomed suddenly 50 feet By FANNIE HURST lauue. ahead of him out of Railroad avenue, LEGAL ACTION PENDING They were to her the happiest At night, dogs, if they are awake, and only for the fact that he came to SOME OPPOSE THE PLAN have .'oo much imagination. a standstill his car would have been years of her life. It was as if ner struck in the side and badly smashed. (©by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) mind, dehydrated by the long period He had been driving at the rate of 12 Disposal • Plant Still Odorous j . (WND Sen-ice) of inactivity and Intellectual sunless- The hour of triumph will sureSy Petition Asks Hours Be Cut come to the man who hustle*. or 14 miles an hour. .IBs car was dam- In Spite of Gfalorination i .-» jt OST people In summing up tlie ness, had suddenly found capacity of aged to the extent of $23, and repairs !\/l -subject oS'tlie Stuiluifortl sis- expansion again. Sometimes it actual- had been paid toy the Hattons. Mills Down In Kindergarten He who lives on bis past reputa- j^yX ters were inclinea to agree ly seemed to her that under the con- had been a driver for 13 years, and his Is Claim. ! tion has a •half-starved look. Sessions. that of the two, Marion hail geniality of the old environment that car carried insurance. the better mind. Luella had simply she could actually feel her mentality Miss Hatton, who admitted that she Marrying for money is better than A joint meeting between officials of; used hers to better advantage. reviving, lifting itself, warming itself had only driven since June ol the pres- Twenty-seven out of thirty-four of •Westwood and River Vale is to be ar-j in stimulating contacts. dying in poverty—sometimes. ent year, was driving her father's car the parents of the children attending As a matter of fart, compared with with his consent, when the accident ranged, according to Ernest Weller. | the erudition of her twin, Marion was It v.'as considered remarkable that the kindergarten class of Westwood Borough Attorney of Westwood. to dis- I Culture is to like nl! of the Vi-sVAoccurred. She was accompanied by a signed a petition wrich was presented ; sorely lacking. Life had turned out at the conclusion of her college course girl friend and did not see the Mills euss River Vale's demand that the odors \ she had gone beyond that point, and things. Heavens! if one only could! at the regular meeting- of the Board of that.way for her. In the beginning, car as she rounded the corner from Education held on Wednesday of last from tlie Westwood disposal plant be' was halfway qualified for a second eliminated. •".'.'.-•- \ the two sisters, hand in hand, neck to Railroad to Park avenue. Her rate of .week, asking that the sessions be cut degree. Don't eat as much as yon want to. speed was 22 miles an hour at the time. The River Vale Township Commit-; neck, so to speak, had begun what from a full day to a half day schedule. The return of the native, said Luella, That is the reliable n;e,OO0 pmin<1* writer has ever seen before. Righ$ here, Beard, such supervisor to be present at the joint meeting between tlie officials vulgar, blatant young salesman whose At the recent exhibition, Beulah fellows, Dad Sparks wants to thank the gym with the boys when the gym of the two communities. .horizon was hounded by rubber tire?. Louise Henry, known as "Lady Edi- of rashewp. The cashew "nut" is not you again for the wonderful gift that is in use. really « nut, says T. Ralph r;obii:=on. It was not tlie kind of realization son"' and credited with 42 inventions, tlie Chapter and the Mothers Circle Other routine masters occupied the tnat came over night. Slowly, like a showed her latest, a typerrriting ribbon of the United States Department of gave to htm. And right here, fellows, remainder of the meeting. LOCAL ODD FELLOWS reluctant tide, it crept upon her, wash- which makes, five copies without use • Agriculture, but the seed of a fleshy Pascack Valley Chapter, Order of De ing misery into her soul, drenching of carbon; paper. Her other benefits ' fruit borne in dusters on a larae ever- Molay, wishes each member, Chapter in the State, Dad Sparks, Dad Reed Franklin the First PLAN GOLDEN JUBILEE her waking, and even her sleeping to mankind include a collapsible urn- ' green tropical trep. Curiously, the spoil is attached to the outside, at thp lowor and the Masons a very Merry Christ- The iirsi American newspaper hours, in a jumble of regrets. Regrets brella and an **t "Tic fan shield. That : Fifty years! A long period to look end of the frnif. The cashew tree mas and a most Prosperous and Happy printed in " foreign language was tiie for what might have been. Regrets not all inventKLs of women are of the • New Year. back upon, and what a flood of mem- thrives in Porto I!>n :>ml «.t:.,.-,- WI-JT l>hil;!d!'lp!:!:i 7-cinui^. T>n.U:::in Fnt!-^ ories surge through the minds of the for a freedom that was gone. Regrets detachable collar kind was pointed out j Un iv.r:i!il!>:l"'TI. has iii-on iiUrt ,,r, is <]«• !n>si ;':y oil lamps were super-ceded by the gas was condemning »n the Lui'uyir.t women in a large college, portentious used by mariners all over the world, j realistic noveiist. "light, and. then by the electric ligrt. as it might seem, was scarcely the It is a pleasure to correct the record. ! Wliere horse and dirt roads were prom- "Tile man's view of life." he i About Ourselves i destiny that even Luella, at thirty, A belated hats-off to these mothers of : inent in those days, the automobile "reminds me of a servant yir!" w'no must have planned for herself. invention.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. ; iitnl The opportunity of i!i>i!i^ sreat i * and concrete roads have taken their never seen tlie otrean. ["ia-'Jl;. S]|L, Seeds may never nraic to i;:=. hot t!ip I •> Florida Tree Ripened places. Speed has become the factor Marion wanted more than that. And taken to Ocean City, and her mi.-; opportunity for dnin^ <:"<>0 deeds is 1 *•* •and travel by trains, although not al- yet—had it been in her--power to ORANGES !ed her down to the hf>;i>:h r.nd viver with us. ! David Itittenhouse was an expert i Sold by the Box or Dozen ai'..-1 received a setback by better and faster that was Luella's, rather than her own clockmaker in Philadelphia and be- ; windy spread of rolling waters Philadelphia Led ! > means of travel such as the omnibus as the stagnating wife of her ruddy came a maker of astronomical instru- ; white sands and wheeling yis'is: Philadelphia is a cirv of ninny Domestic Rabbit Meat and airplane. Many other notable vulgarian. ments and because of his work and j "'There it is, JI:igi;ie. Wha! do "firsts," but few persons know rlmr GEORGE H. STARK events and changes have taken place think of it?' J r At least to Lneliu's life there was a observations, he was famed In the ICew \ it was tlifi first center in I!K _"niied Tel. 97 Park Ridge • during that long period ol time. "Tliew" said Millie, it dignity of. achievement find congenial- world and the Old. In 1770 he built I Si! States for the bre;vlin;r of ufnuirium 1361 Park Ridge It is no wonder that the members of 'ike stale oysiers, don't ii;'" ity of environment. a brick octagonal observatory, which i fish. West-wood Lodge, No. 104, of Odd Fel- was the first and for a long time the ! From her own kind, almost over- lows, are jubilantly looking forward to only observatory in this country. ; night, as it were, Jfarioif; after her Flexible Railway Ties •their golden jubilee,, to.be celebrated by Itittenhouse is probably most famous i Flexible railway ties res-pml.v werp them on January 12, 1932, for there are marriage Became outcast. Tlie friends those who still remember that historic who had known her, university col- for his construction of several plan- j announced as tlie discovery of n Ger- -elate in the annals of the Westwood leagues, the members of her social etariums or orreries, which were so ; man inventor. They are nearly ova! Lodge, fifty years ago. when this lodge group, simply did not speak Tom's made that they could determine the in cross section and are open at the LAST CALL was installed. The committee in charge Idiom. time, duration and path of eclipses, , bottom so they give to the weight ot trains. Their open centers are filled of the jubilee. Fred Norcott, chairman; Fool! Fool! Nature had trapped extending over a period of 5,000 years j John Lachmund, Harold Bently, Olar- Marion. At twenty-three, the entire before and after 17G7. Even the great j with ballast. Steel plates keep them FOR YOUR •ence Simttleworth and Charles Hill, from Slipping., says Popular Science course of her life had shifted away Zeiss planetarium does not attempt to j .are working hard to make this occasion do this. I -Monthly. •one suitable to commemorate such an from the fine true course of her sis- «vent. This paper takes great pleasure ter's. At thirty, Luella, all on her NEW YEAR'S EVE an congratulatsag the lodge members own, mind you, and with a mind no Mammals That Lay Eggs Unfair Exchange o:> this happy birthday. ; lietter than Marion's, had achieved The echidna, pronounced e-kid-na, \ The Viccmite de Rohan, president of position. accented on the second syllable, is j the French Automobile club, said at Xot, as she told herself again and found In Australia, Tasmania and Sew ; a dinner in New York: RESERVATIONS Guinea, is sometimes called a poreu- ; ''The modern girl is a cynic. I once ASK SUNDAY OPENING again, that she would yearn for the AT jGF BOWLING ALLEYS rather frigid dignity that went with pine anteater. It resembles the hedge- | heard a modern girl in Paris condemn- Luella's position as dean of women, hog, through it Is somewhat larger. : ing marriage. The hair of the skin is mingled with Westwood may again see another; but just the same, life could he no j ^ "'Marriage!' she said. 'Pali! What spines on the upper part of the body. .-spectacular fight over the Blue Laws,! more barren for Luella, unmarried, ! is marriage bat the exchange of the such as was witnessed in recent years'; than it was for Marion, married to Its egg is about three-fourths of an I attentions of a dozen men for the in- KUHN'S RENDEZVOUS inch in diameter, with a leathery shell, .over Sunday movies. The question was ; Tom. ; attention of one V " and is placed, as soon as laid, in the reopened when a petition was presented ! On the contrary, for the freedom The Show Place of Bergen County mammary.poncl) of the mother. to the Mayor and "Council on Tuesday i that was Luella's it seemed to Marion ! SK-KU evening requesting- that the Borougii • The echidna and the duck-billed i "Didn't I teil you not to interrupt -ordinance against bowling alleys be re- > that she would be willing to sacrifice EMERSON, N. J. TEL. WESTWOOD 1142 platypus of Australia are the only j me when T had something important pealed. The petition was signed by a; actual years of her life. And the warm-blooded animals that Jay eggs large number of citizens. ; horrible part of it was Tom's inno- and also suckle their young. '! on hand?"' The request was turned over to Po-; cence of ail this dismay. He was like | "How was I to know?" asked the lice Commissioner C. F. Trimble for • a small boy, content with his lot: con- i deferential secretary. "leu aidn't An 8 Course Supper report ana! recommendation. t tent with his wife; content with his Explaining Gulf Stream j iiave on your golf clothes."—Royal It is likely that the Council will be j playloys of cheap automobile and ex- The Gulf stream owes its origin to \ Arcanum Bulletin. FAVORS — NOISEMAKERS — HATS .divided on the matter regardless of j pensive radio. Ijife was good; Ma- the northeast trade winds, which blow -what the Police Commissioner's atti-! rion was good; automobile tires were constantly toward tlie American shore Gave Him the Works iude may be, and the result may be! A COMPLETE FLOOR SHOW lucrative. AH was we!! in his world. from the direction of the Canary and Magistrate— Witness says you nei- that the question will become a poll-j Cape Verde islands. The wind sets •tical issue, as Sunday mobies became.; He was killed outright--while'demon- ther slowed down nor tried to avoid SOUVENIRS FOR THE LADIES It is reported that those financially | strating, to a customer, the perform- in motion a broad, shallow film of wa- the pedestrian. . ixitei'ssied in bowling alleys intend to j ance of a set of his own tires. ter upoii the surface of the ocean and Motorist—I took all precautions. I luice the issue to the point of a refer- j To Marion, who had repeatedly, this, when it encounters the sloping blew my horn and cursed him.—An- ALSO DANCING TILL DAWN WITH ciidum if the Council decides to refuse j throughout the years of her life with- northeast coast of South America, swers (London). the repeal of the present ordinance. I him, eravtemplatej the hour when she trends northward, passes by the Lesser must destroy las house of cards, by Antilles into the Caribbean sea. Being | So He Looted in Webster constantly driven oa from the east Walt Denny And His Celebrated Orchestra pKTar Fumes Po-.vcr£;;l revealing her state of mind, his deati.i ; "I've never heard you say 'zythum,' came as release, and yet, at the sain;- and gaining in depth as its area be- ', auntie." •'.'' over a huge volcano ::i Ains (.•dines restricted, it is driven through time tilled her with a sense of recti- ', "Of course not, Willie. -Why?" SUBSCRIPTION $5.00 PER PERSON the Yucatan chancel to the gulf of ttuie that toolc away stings of con- i "Baddy said you liked, tiie last science. ' word."*

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like that an inch ana he'd be calling 5 her every night I" "Placer" Mining: Traced •'• Multiplied Misfortuiiei;" "That's right, darling, keep them to Gold Rush of '49 There is scarcely a |. THE MEEKER In their places." " A! placer mine Is an alluvial or does not. find mention- ^p If it percolated through at all, to diluvial deposit of sand, gravel or Therefore, a succession of misfortunes .. GIRLS the Meeker giris, who in the forties earth which Is washed to obtain par- is sometimes called "an niad of ;woes-"

and fifties, were lean and rather ticles of gold or other valuable min- : erals. In the mining laws of the •'. •. Protection Fund ; y:. • ;. plueked-iooking, that pathos and 1 amusement were Mended in the atti- United States "placer ' embraces all The federal government spends $2.- Broksn Dream tude of their friends, certainly that forms of mineral deposits except veins 500,000 a year in entomological 're- consciousness was slow to reach the in place. The term is derived from search. .; : Restored close little inner circle. w Spanish "plaza," meaning place, and Romance brushed this circle night came into general use about the time HERING & WESTPHAE: : -8$' after night, sat in flushes on the dry PRICKLY PORKY GRUNTS find something'better.- Now there may of the gold rush of 1S49, when it was flushed cheeks of the sisters, warmed CONTENTEDLY be better things to eat than I've got applied specifically to surface deposits Civil Engineers and Surveyors By Fannie Hurst the recesses of the draughty old house. here, but here I am sure of enough, in the beds of streams where nuggets 261 BROADWAY and so here I stay. I sleep when I and particles of gold were found. A Phone 534 Then came the time when, outside fsj JNK, unk," grunted Prickly Porky writer who toured New Mexico in 1S48 that inner sanctum, the amusement of fee! sleepy, I eat when I feel hungry, ((E) by lloclar» Nwsjirwr Syndicate.* *~' the Porcupine as Rough Broth- I have no fear of anyone, and. so I wrote: "The old ana the new Placer, WESTWOOD. N. X - (WXUServico.) friends became laughter and the laugh- er North Wind blew hisi cold breath near Santa Fe, have attracted most at- ter, derision. am very contented. Vnk, unk, unk." [ VEN with such terms as "old- through the Green Forest and made Prickly porky pulled off a strip of tention, and not only washes, but some Man-crazy as the Meeker giris. more than one of the little people gold mines, are worked." Those un- maid," and "maiden-lady," prac- That sounds like a Meeker pipe-dream. bark and slowly ate It, grunting be- HARRY RANDALL . ( tically gone out of the language, who live there shiver in spite of tween each mouthful which, while it familiar with mining terms and the Hear the latest? Another secret lover their fur coats. "tTnk, link, you can't traditions of the West generally mis- Lawyer . ( there was something about the has sued for Lily Meeker's hand. Ac- wasn't at all a nice thing to do, told five unmarried Meeker sisters tiiat did. frighten me! Blow your hardest for pronounce "placer" in this sense. The Westwood Trast Builfjing cent on the secret! all I care. Tve plenty to eat, and yon aii vrithin hearing how very well sat- suggest them. isfied he was with life, and in par- "a" Is short like "a" in "fat" and not WESTWOG3Q That was the beginning of a strange can't scare me with all your uoise ana long as in "play."—Pathfinder Mag- The Meeker girls were so apologet- and deadening thing that began to bluster. That is what comes of be- ticular with what lie was putting into Tel. Westwood 761 ically unmarried. Each and every one his stomach. There was no doubt, not azine. of them met you on the supposition happen to the Meeker girls. Delicate- ing satisfied with what I can get and ly bred, sensitive to the intonation or not wanting things I cannot get. It the smallest doubt in the world, that Phone Westwood 2283 that you questioned her standing. Prickly Porky was just as he said he The old homestead, inherited from the suppressed iaugh, there seemed saves a lot of worry and trouble." to .seep slowly into that home, as the was—very contented. KARL WET TIG their parents, was filled with twittings '•What does?" Peter Babbit was sit- "How many narrow escapes have you UPHOLSTERING among themselves and to their friends, girls wore on in years, awareness that ting at the foot of the tree in which TYPEWRITERS ,SHADES aaid AWNINGS the cat of pretense was out of the Prickly Porky was getting a: meal of had. Peter?' ' . .. SHF COVERS : when they called, of opportunities that "Why—why.—why, so many I can't SOLD, RENTED ana REPAIRED might have been. bag. More and more silently the girls bark. He had come along just iu DKAPERDES—CUSHIONS gathered about their little circle, eve- count 'em," re ilied Peter. "I have at M. RUBINSTEIN 418 Fourth Ave. WESTWOOB, N, S. If Lily had cared to accept Tom least one almost every day. I don't White! nings; less and less they came to dis- PAKK AVE., PARK RIDGE. N. J. cuss, with friends, the repudiated suppose there is any one who has as Tel. Park Ridge 555 It was known, among the Meeker mauy narrow escapes as I do." girls, that in 1S09, during a two weeks' amours and wooings. Even Meta, as PAINTING time wore on, came more and more to "Unk, unk," grunted Prickly Porky. trip to the Adirondack^, Edith had "Don't boast, Peter. Boasting is a DECORATING three times refused a young Canadian maintain silence concerning the many JAMES N. HALSEY overtures of the men about the office- bad habit. T never like to hear peo- trader from Quebec who had since be- ple boast, especially when it is a fool- Funeral Director come a coal baron. It was during the period of those 55 CENTER AVn. silent, rather dreadful years in the ish boast. Xow if you boasted that Meta, long and affectionately in- you seldom had narrow escapes it dicted by her sisters as the flirt of the great old house that had used to ring Westwood to the tales of conquest, that Nicholas •wouldn't be so bad. It-would show PHONE WESTWOOD 292 EXPERIENCE family, had "turned down" right and that you re.'illy had some common left. Lang, seventy-one, took Teena Meeker, fifty-three, off one day to the town sense in thar head of yours. Now, After the battle of Vimy Ridge, Ella isn't it perfectly true that nearly all 251 BROADWAY confessed to a secret fiance who had of Greenwich, Conn., and married her: A Meeker sister had succumbed. of those narrow escapes yo« lave are HENRY HINCK fallen. when you are outside of the Old Brier WESTWOOD, N. J, Teena, the youngest, although non- A Meeker sister, marrying, had proved Real Estate and Insurance to an all too cynical world that she Patch?" PHONE WESTWOOD 684 committal, gave you the feeling that Peter nodded. Bhone Westwood 601 life had not passed her by. Besides, was desirable in the eyes of a mnn. ft gave authenticity, it gave reality, "Then that proves that if you were 18 WESTWOOD AVE. it was a fact that Nicholas Lang, a contented to stay in the Old Brier widower of standing in the town, was it gave authority, not only to Teena, but to the Meeker sisters. Patch you would have nothing to WESTWOOD, N..J. • g SAM DAMICO 1 calling on her. •i "Then What Are You Doing Way Over worry abont," continued Prickly Every girl, at one time or another Something flowed back into the eyes I Here in the Green Forest?" Demand- : of the remaining four. The old light Porky." ' It is discontent that gets in her life, has a chance to marry, the i ed Prickly Porky. yon into all your trouble. Instead of Meeker girls were forever protesting, of conquest. The old vistas of ro- 8 SHOE STORE! mance. The old air of desirability. time to hear the last of Prickly filling your stomach with what you ARTHUR CHURUTI I carry a full line of perhaps too loudly. Thank goodness, have you gi> looking for something a Dealer In Shoes for Every Member of the not one of us has ever felt the need The Meeker sisters are once more j Porky's remarks. Used Parts for Ail Make Cars reciting with authority the sagas of iittle better, and half the time what Family; Also Fall Line of to marry just for the sake of being j "Contentment, of course," grunted you find is::'t a bit better than what AUTO WRECKING married. Naturally we've had chances. the suitors who have sued in vain. • Prickly Porky. RUBBERS There is even about Teena, the you already had. You should be like HILLSDALE, N. J. Not that it's the sort of thing we i "Hmni," said Peter. "I guess no me, Peter. You should learn to be At Low Prices discuss . . . wife, a slight air of sheepishness Tel. Westwood 1688 toward her sisters, for the human- ! one is any more contented than I am." contented. There is nothing in the Let me estimate on your work. I 0 Strangely, this defense-mechanism ness of not only having permitted I "Then what are you doing way over world like contentment. Unk, nnk, am sure I can save you money. was not one which the girls employed herself to be wooed, but won. ! here in the Green Forest?" demanded unk! There is nothing like content- I also ifaave, .-•'.-.: solely with the friends outside the j Prickly Porky. "Why don't you stay ment. Peter Rabbit. Unk, unk, unk!" CESSPOOL CLEANING Men's and Children's Stockings home, who as time went on began to ! at home in the Old Brier Parch? Isn't "Is it contentment that makes so Machine to Prevent Erosion and BUILDING Electric Shoe Repairing refer to them collectively as "The ; there enough to eat there?" many birds fly away when cold weath- UP TO DATE APPARATUS Meeker Girls." It was something they In some parts of this country a great : "Tes," replied Peter, "but—but—" er comes and that makes Johnny WhUe You Wait practiced assiduously among them- deal of land is lost by erosion. Valu- I "Never mind your buts. Peter," Chuck and Striped Chipmunk and a GEO. BUSCHBAUM SAM DAMICO selves, keeping their spirits agog, on able top soil is washed away by rain- j grunted Prickly Porky. "I know all iot more sru to sleep for the winter?" Hillsdale, N. J, the buoyancy of a self-induced state of storms, leaving worthless soil which asked Petrr. . BROADWAY ; -V cannot be utilized for any purpose j about them. You've got enough over Tel. Westwood 1374 mind. ! there, but you want to see If you can't tig by J 3. LloydO—VVXC Service. P. O. Box, misdate 277 HILLSDALE, N. j. "Meta, it's an outrage the way you whatever. This loss is frequently treat men! After all, no one expects very serious, for in the course of time you to feel called upon to marry every an entire field may lie affected. Gov- \ Mountains of Mystery Ga: * elots Are Fighters one who asks you, but surely you ernment scientists have been giving South America has a moaning moun- : Coming '.veil within the category of - might let one or two of them call at flie matter some attention and have de- ; tain. At certain seasons a deep note sea. fighta-s is the cachelotb>r sperm- the house." veloped a machine which is said jta | booms from Mt. E! Eromados in the whale, which was the subject of scien- "IE I were to let every man call overcome the action of the elements, : Chilean Andes. Another curious moun- tific study of the prince of Monaco in who drops into the office to ask me, it is a plow with several shovel-like | tain exists in Nevada,-in the Unite.] 1895. Sighting a whaler off the coast LYONS we'd have the neighbors all talking. blades with an alternating vertical mo- States. It gives out a note resembling of the Azrres, the prince's yacht stood Just because I happen to be a stenog- tion, and as it passes over the ground ; at first the jingling of bells, and end- by daring the. capture of a 45 foot it leaves a series of small hills and Non-Sectarian rapher in a law office doesn't give them • ing with a deep organ-like swell. In cachelot, which was later studied by . The water is held and allowed his scienf'Mc staff. The scientists also the right to presume, and they might ; both cases the sounds are due to a as well know it." to sink into the ground instead of obtained facts about the sperm whale's passing over it and carrying the soil • peculiar formation of the earth, which COMPLETELY EQUIPPED MORTUARY : under certain conditions of weather favorite prey, the cuttlefish. Al- - With Lily now, it was different. with it. : allows the separate particles to rub though "tl.-> scientific reputation of the WITH PIPE ORGAN After all, the affair with Tom White cuttlefish today rests largely upon the was one to leave its imprint across a • against each other and so produce un- Kinderkamack Road and Jefferson Ave., Westwood The European Workman fact that it serves as the main source lifetime. The world thought Tom | canny effects. Eigg island, off the of food fur the cachelot, the fish pos- White had died of influenza following Count Kni-ol.vi, about to set off on a , Scottish coast, has its "singing sands." sesses significant traits in its own the World war. The Meeker sisters Set-hire tour, said in an interview in '• In England there is a mountain which right. For one thing, the cuttlefish knew better. Tom White, .lust as sure- Xinv York: howls. This is Cross Fell in West- is characteristically a swimmer and MILLIONS FOB JOBS—NOT ONE CENT FOE DOLE ly as if they had seen it disintegrate, "The way Europe works, in compar- morland, where local conditions prn- it is armed with tentacles which fish- had taken to his bed of a broken ison with the way America works— ; dnce a gale and an awe-inspiring ermen have learned not to despise. heart, after Lily had spoken her sor- well, I'll tell you a story. : .scream that at times can be heard for rowful refusal. It was somehow fit- "A naturalized Frenchman from Chi- ting that Lily should continue to keep cago was visiting his home town in her heart locked in its tower. . . . Xormandy. Among the Aleutians ) Gaelic Sign Too Attractive Although the Aleutians are located | Ella, too, for that matter. Poor Ella, " 'Aha,* ha said to the mayor, a boy- Merchants of Dingwall, Scotland, de- whose secret garden had been blasted hood friend—'alia, we have come on. in the Far North their climate is not j cided that during the annual Mnci severely cold. Rather they may be said ! in full bloom. . . . What are those statues on the roof of week last year they would make a hit the town hall?' to be a! ways "chilly," damp and foggy. I And so it went among themselves. with visitors by having all signs over Dutch harbor, TJnalaska, is the first Have You A Job? And life, in the Meeker homestead, if "'Those are not statues.' said the their stores in Gaelic. One non-Gaelic harbor of importance in the islands. It appeared monotonous to the be- mayor. 'They are masons.' " business "man got a neighbor to. writs This dfep, landlocked harbor is one holder, was far from that to the girls. an advertisement of the excellent qual- of the finest in the Korth and has There was Meta. Evening after eve- Mother Snake on Guard ity of his wares. When a crowd played an important part as a way sta- Many need work and you can help them. ning, around the pleasont sitting room A Florida rattlesnake jjuardiag- her stormed the place the merchant tion for ships during the gold rushes fire, Lily, seated as usual, Turkish young in the reptile.house of the Neiv learned that his sign advertised that to the Yukon and to Xome. It is con- Does your attic or cellar need cleaning? fashion on the sofa, Ella stitching York zoological park aroused much any customer coming into the store nected with the rest of the world by a away at handiwork, the girls would interest. When the keeper approached at a certain time would get "three free radio station. Dutch harbor is on the What about that odd job of painting you listen to Meta. and touched the gate of the cage ttip Orinks." And down came the sign in shortes* route from Seattle to Tokyo, Oh, but she was a naughty, darling, mother came shooting out of a corner record time. and with the establishment of coaling have planned on doing? Labor will be heartless sinner! No wonder, even to see what was going on. Even snakes stations may conceivably become such found to suit your needs. . Telephone the with her equal share in the comfort- are capable of individual characteris- Knowledge Through Eyes a Pacific way station for the northern able little estate shared by the sisters, tics it seems for in all his thirty-two Dr. ililton Metfessel, of the Univer- route as Honolulu is for the southern. Emergency Relief Administration, Made :Meta had decided to venture out into years dealing with them Sir. Toomy. sity of California finds thai G5 per :the business world. She was just the the keeper, never saw one act as this cenfnf the knowledge of the. normal Work Bureau, Hackensack 3-0627. Help •type to make contacts, or rather, as one did. humSr being is assimilated through Printer's Museum •the girls giggled among themselves, to the eyes. Twenty-five per cent is ob- In the angle of the March edu Yan- the unemployed by your co-operation. ;avoid them. New Uses for Anthracite? tained through auditory experiences, dredi, around a quaint and beautiful The way Meta handled the difficult and 10 per cent by touch, taste and courtyard, the visitor at Antwerp, in Anthracite coal was subjected to x situation of the men about her In the X-ray tests, resulting in the discovery smell. , Belgium, will find the ancient print- -office was masterful! Naturally they that this coal is a free carbon, in con- ing house of Christophe Plantin, a j swarmed about her. Even at thirty- trast to other coal which is a hydro- ; Modern Appreciation worthy and famous French crafts- -eight, there was a sparrow prettiness carbon, and in consequence anthracite ! "Oh, Bertie! Listen to that marvel- man of the Sixteenth century. Apart A Few Suggestions to Meta, but lots of good it did the from iis unique collection of old may have new industrial uses where ' ous .iazz:" men. Evening after evening, filled free carbon is needed. furnish ings, it can boast of 14 Eubens FOE MEN FOR WOMEN •with drolleries, merciless in her high- ; "Why, that's classical music they're and twn Van Dyefcs, and numerous j playing."' HEAVY CLEANING JOBS WASHING : . •:'•'• • liandedness and oh, so comical in her Placing the Blame treasures of the art of printing and world pictures of the luckless crea- i "Well, it sounds good enongh to be engraving. American journalists and RUG BEATING IRONING Mistress—Nora, did you break that ! -rures whe wooed her, Meta recited her jazz."—Stray Stories. artists seek the place as a shrine, CLEANING BACK YARDS HOUSE. CLEANING . .- • days. beautiful china cake platter? for the offices and salesrooms remain Maid—Ko, mum, but I sure told that ; Business Ahead as they were 400 years ago, the house POLISHING FLOORS MENDING "And he comes into the office where policeman what I thought of Mm for I am sitting pretending to be bent i Salesman—Yes, madaru, what kind itself 1-H'ing a fine Renaissance exam- GENERAL REPAIR WORK MINDING CHILDREN dropping it I of a fountain pen desk set would^von ple of the burgher type. over my typewriter and says: 'Miss I like? O»D CHATJFFETJB, JOBS . CARING FOR XNVAtlDS . :Meta—=•*•" "You don't let him call yon Meta, ' Woman Not to Blame i Little T-afly—Heavy enough-'to hurt A woman doesn't make a fool of a and cheap enough to throw at my hus- ido -you • darling ?" : "Posters" in History hand. "That's -what I'm coming to, honeys, man. If he wasn't already a fool he Actually the poster or placard can iif -you'll let me. 'Miss Meta,' he says, wouldn't be fooling with that kind of trace its ancestry back almost to the •'the boys tell me you're just the coyest woman.—Los Angeles /-Times. Arranging an Appointment dawn of civilization. Egyptian wall joung girl ID this office and make all "If you will call upon me sometime paintings, mural decorations and in- . the flappers 3ook like prayer meet- Old Friends when I am entirely disengaged, I tliink scriptions produced over 3,000 years Be A Santa Clausi '. ing.'" "You have always been one of her I can relieve you." -.'-..: B. G. have been discovered by arehe- "Nerve;" best friends, haven't you?" "All risrhf. Doc. What "are your golf- ologists. The modern poster began "Nerve doesn't express it. Nothing "Yes, I was .maid of honor at all ing iioura? " . : with Jules Cheret, a Frenchman, born in the -world on his mind but dating four of her weddings,"' in Paris- in 1S3G, self-tiinsht as a up with me. Oh, you have to be in Absolution Protection draughtsman. In 1S67-the-world saw This Space Donated By Publishers, business -to know what it means to Mother Understands Visitor—But surely yon spank yonr his first modern poster, an announce- Jisep a man in his place." Father—I suppose the hoy will get boy when he is naughty! . ! ment of a play enacted by Sarah Bern- "Would he propose, Meta?" married sometime. Mother—We'd like to, but he's the j hariit. then twenty-two years old. The FOB .JOBS—NOT ONE CENT F.GK OO-'E'E he propose! Give a man Mother—Oh, yes, I do hope the only one in the 'house -that, knows any- ( poster announeed a fairj play en- right young woman will pick him out. thing ajjont the wireless. / i titled "La Biche au Boia."-:'.. .'..'-.'••' PAGE SEVEN TOL1_ QJ1 ARMY AIR PILOTS LATIN AMERICAN - y- 'QUAKESNOT LARGE; •v FLY AT 20,000 FEET ENVOYS SHIFTED- Figures recently compiled by the British earthquake expert, Dr. G. Davi- First -•]. Flight.: • of Its Kind in Eight Are Transferred D_e to Hllsdale Social News son, and published ; in the. London' Upper Atmosphere. 'Happy Warrior' Won High Political Changes. Times, are thus cited .by Dr. E. I?. Telephone Westwood 2204 Evee in Week's Science: : Honors at Early Age. ; Chicago^.-—Twelve pursuit planes of Washington.—Rapiaiy shifting po- "During the Nineteenth "••,century, the Ninety-fourth squadron recently litical currents in Latin-America have Rome.—Dino Grandi, Italian foreign there- occurred somevrhei'e on earth . completed a cross: country flight from brought eight changes in diplomatitf- 304 destructive earthquakes, accom- Selfridge field, Miebigan, to Washing- minister who recently conferred with 4 family gathering was held on the, The Sun Dial Garden Club will meet President Hoover in Washington on missions here. Daring the year pre- hoMay at the home of Mrs. K. M. Bos- j on Monday evening, January 4, at 8 P. panied by great loss of life. In Italy, •ton, D. C,, at an altitude of 20,000 feet. 1 ceding, nine out of twenty chiefs we» riie average number, of persons killed AH the pilots used liquid osygen. disarmament, is another "happy war- song of Lincoln Terrace. IM., for the monthly session. Mrs. B. rior." Since lie enrolled in the Alpine ! changed. by each such great earthquake is ^' --.:-• •--.-- - — iJahelka, Rresddent, announces a, guest This Sight was of exceptional im- infantry in 1915, when but nineteen. Only Cuban Ambassador Orestes MX and, Mrs., ~B. A. Short, of Dwisttt speaker, . Mrs. Harold D. -__,omas, of computed as 4,222. In Japan,, a sim- portance, not only from a military Ferrara, Uruguayan Minister Jaeobo avenue -were guests on Sunday of Mr. > Paterscn, who will talk on house plants ilar computation of the loss of life in point of view, but also because of its he always _as fought—first, on the field of battle, second as a military Varela, Guatemalan Minister Adrian and. Mrs I- Ghanut, of Hackensack. | and exhibit articles pertaining, to them. £f Feat shocks gives an average of significance . to commercial operators. Recinos, Nicaragnan Minister Juan B. ' "-..- — ;Mrs. aomas is all authority on gar- 3.SH2. It was the first massed and sustained Fascist, and third as a protaganist oi 1 Sacasa and Paraguayan Oliarge d'Af- iliss Dorothy Foster, of New York,; dening , and has addressed same of tiie •fFrom these data Doctor Davison flight of aircraft through the tipper disarmament. "While he is "dynamic Mr. 'Grandi," Be is also "Grandi, the faires Pablo Ynsfran have survives snent the holiday and weekend, with largest clubs throughout t&e State. estimates that about 14,000 or 15,000 regions of the atmosphere, or the low- Dghter." the political and economic changes of Ms. ana Mrs. L. Slater, of Broadway. • '~7~7 _ . ' , ^ persons are killed by earthquakes er regions of the stratosphere, where the last IS months. Mr. and Mrs'' . J. Emery and children, Thehavin memberg discontinues of the Juniod their Lookour meet-t somewhere in the world in the average there is little oxygen. He is loaded with military honors. The Argentine embassy, after i)ein_ M ^ g If lie should don a uniform it would l year. Many times this number of The army air crops has been con- without an ambassador for two years of Union City, visited Mrs. Emery'' s paa - ; ings for the holiday Season, will resume be that of a general of the Fascist , jrents, Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Moultpn, of j activities on Wednesday at the home of deaths are caused annually by motor- ducting experiments in high altitude during the Irigoyen presidency, took militia and on his breast would ap- Central avenue, on Monday. . . jXiueiHe Hopp, on Large avenue. They ing accidents. formation flying over a considerable on new life with the return- of Am- 1 pear the highest distinctions ivhu-li ~—""^ i"ir •_- -ST™- fl * dressing- dolls for Haekensack Hos- "It '"s admitted by experts, however, period. Planes flying at .20,000 feet bassador Malbran after the revolu- Edgar, son-of Mr..and Mrs. H. ™" jP ital. and recently completed an as- Italy bestows for military valor. He that earthquakes probably are becom- are invisible from the earth, and p.re tion. Malbran fearlessly attacked the rath-, of Cedad r streettt , whho is a sophosopho - Bortmentt t off scrapboofcsbfc , wiiiclhi i were reeived the silver medal for military ing increasingly destructive and fatal usually high above the cloud bank. United States tariff laws, but soon jnore. at Rutgers College, is borne for sent to the children at Bergen Pines. valor on the.field of battle and in ad- the holidays. -. Only the most sensitive instruments vras transferred to Txinrlon. with Dr. because of the growing concentration dition wears the bronze medal arul Mr and Mrs P^Hodgeson and son, i Mr. and Mrs. R. Bhimeriberg, of Pat- of population, and the fact that mod- can detect their passing. J Felipe Espil, a financial expert, taking sashes, which would add to his mili- I his place. * " ield Park; were Ohristmas and , teison street, and their daughter and ern buildings may be wrecked much The flight demonstrated one mili- tary splendor. guests at the home of Mi's. C. i husband, Mr. and Mrs. F. Friedler; also more completely and fatally by an tary fact, that if Washington should I Honduras elevated her minister, Dr. s - 'Miss W. Bogez, of Pearl River, attend- earth shock than was possible when be endangered by an attack, a squad- Champion of Peace. j Ernest Arguefa, to the cabinet, and ( ed a, charity ball held; in _ie 71st Begi- men lived mostly Jn small, one-storied ron could take off from Selfridge field, Now, he is a champion of peace, who after leaving the legation for a short J3. O.. Dayton, of Piermont avenue,! ment Armory, m New York, on Satur- shacks. . arrive, at Washington, drop the aux- has gone through all the danger und time in charge of a subordinate, sent has returned with- nis son, Val Dayton,: gay evening, given by the Moose Lodge, "A single earthquake centering in a iliary gasoline tanks, and have suffi- suffering of war, for he was in the Dr. Celeo Davila. of New York, from a business trip in lit is estimated'15,000 attended, in aid cient gasoline left to go right into trenches. He enlisted as a private Chile, after her midsummer revolu- €3iB3_M__a~ °f the fund for unemployed. great modern city like New York or London might kill more people than combat at the ceiling of air combat and within a year was made a second tion, retired Ambassador Carlos G. An aunt, Miss-A. Blake, of Spring j The following group of friends were have been killed by such shocks else- just two hours after leaving Selfritlge lieutenant. His valor and leadership Davila and returned Dr. Miguel Valley, and Gabriel Dreyfus, of Brook- ; entertained on Sunday at the tame of | where, during the whole past cen- field. made him a captain at twenty-two. Cruchaga, former ambassador here. lyri, were holiday .guests of Mr. and'Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Dresler, of West-i tury." The commercial significance of the He achieved distinction at Monte Al- He is serving without pay. Mrs. J. Ellberg, of West Hillsdale. ] dale avenue: Mr. and Mrs. J. Madden, flight lies in the fact that leaders of tissimo, Val Lagarina, the Altipiani Bolivia retired Minister Eduardo : • •— . | Misses Elvira and Emily Marini, of HEALTH FACTS OF the aviation industry expect to see Val Brenta and at the battle of the Diez de Medina and sent in his place JHSX&, 33. Sanraelson, Harry, and Miss: ciig^je Park, Grantwood; Joseph Ma- j most passenger air transport done at Piave, the. decisive battle in the Ital- Don Luis O. Abelli. tin magnate, ivho Ellen Samuelson, of Jersey City, visited jrin i j^ank and Nicholas Borell Miss' ian campaign. is serving without pay. Like Ferrara on Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. VALUE TO PUBLIC altitudes of 20,000 feet or higher in Phyllis Bronca, Mrs. M. Stararas and. j of Cuba, he is of Italian extraction. ..(5. Decker, of Central avenue. daughter, Miss Myra Starras, all of j the near future in hermetically sealed Returning from the war at twenty- ! Montelair. i Health teachers and those engaged cabin planes, heated and supplied with three, he had to go back to his books Dr. Carlos Leiva in November suc- Miss Gladys Pedersen, of Bay Shore, j in telling health facts to the public oxygen from tanks. At that altitude ceeded Dr. Francisco A. Lima as min- 'i_X, is expected to visit for a few days, p chapter, D. A. R., enjoyed I for he had chosen the law as a career. askaek should stick to the Grade A facts, ad- weather conditions are always good It was while a student that he was at- ister of El Salvador. He had been with Mr. and Mrs. H. Pause, of Central; the almllai Onristmas party on Wednes- vised Dr. Donald B. Armstrong, offi- and higher speeds can be attained in charge since 192S. avenue. day of this week at Mrs. D. C. Caha- tracted to the Fascist movement. One cial of a leading life insurance com- than near the earth with .the same night while studying, he was inter- Meodeo recently recalled Don Man- pany at a recent meeting of the Amer- planes and motors. uel Tellez and made him minister of ^The regular ^Lc^ par| of ££ "J^aTt^^L 'K rupted by mobs of Socialists, who were ican Vublic Health association. demonstrating outside bis window and Gohernacion, next in succession "So-called health facts worth telling French Records Show decrying the service of all those who should anything happen the President. b?&< • ] Chapter to Ellis Island. The regular should be important and should be participated in the war. Grandi wished He is succeeded by Dr. Jose Manual Mrs K, Duer and son diaries, of meeting will convene on Wednesday,! true, though truth is relative," Doctor Drop in Air Crashes to study, -but the demonstration lasted Puig Casauranc, a journalist and sur- Broadway, were holiday guests of Mr. i January 6, at Mrs. A. Sims' home, on| Armstrong said. Paris.—Security in aviation has ad- so long and so antagonized him that geon. and Mrs H. Strohsahl, of Woodcliff i Washington avenue, Westwood. Mrs. j "Every period has its health myths," vanced to such an extent that there he decided to fight this spirit which The Costa Rican legation is in 'J/-Anderson and Mrs-. L. O. Hooper will he added. "Current ones include 'A was but one accident for every 540.59S deplored Italian patroitism. charge of Counsellor Guillermo E. serve as hostesses. Clean Tooth Never Decays' and the Gonzales following the resignation of Miss Pearl Rowland, of Taylor street, miles flown in France during 1930. Becomes Militant Fascist. relationship of underweight to tuber- Minister Manuel Castro Quesada, who •wiH be hostess to the members of ber The regular meeting of the local j That encouraging indication was con- He enlisted in the new movement, culosis in the school child." is running for President. supper and bridge clu£ on. Tuesday CouncU Committee of Troop 52, Boy I tained in a survey published by the •which was being formed by Benito Scou s Homero Titeri Lafronte has resigned evening ' t of America, was held, last weei j Some true Grade A health facts men- ministry of air, which reported 50 per Mussolini in Milan, and was one of the f ' :—- iat Chairman Fred W. Hunter's home. 1tioned by Doctor Armstrong are cer- cent less accidents in 1030 than in as Ecuadorean minister following the Mr. and Mrs. H. Pender, Billy, Her-| Washington avenue, at wisieh, the first militant Fascists from the district recent revolution, but is still on the- on tainties "as to the source of infection 1929. of Bologna. His capacity for leader- fcert, Beverly and Blanche Pehder, county, District C. as wen as the local in some communicable diseases, the job pending the arrival of Gonaalo- spent Christmas Day with her mother, | policies were discussed. Programs for Improved motors, better construc- ship soon placed him at the head of Zaldumbide, the new minister. .Mrs; -M. A. More, of Park Ridge. j the winter and spring will be arranged value of immunization for prevention tion, the invention of safety appliances a group of Fascists, who carried on of disease, the value of minerals and "_•-.-• • •- - . ~ ,,_^ ™^,, , for by Mr. Hunter, and committees ap- and better pilots are credited •with this an incessant and militant fight against BI vitamins in the diet, ana the value .J.J , J. Enman, of Eastern ^ghway, pointed in charge of g^^ toto become reduction of fatal accidents. The min- the Socialists. Grandi was always to Holland Returns Letter, I t I hJ j of sunlight under certain conditions. :;w&o has been quite HI at Ins homeJOT jeffective the mst of te istry believes that accidents can bebe found among the most daring, when- Calling Kaiser Unknown the-past month, developed pne^moraa j eni were ^.^^^^^j. A ciausseri; More numerous are the Grade B, practically eliminated within a few ever a leader was necessary. -aScttt a.week^ago.ajidK reported rn a ^5,.^ _ Kwuder; T. E. Mullen, -Washington.—-Titanic world events |iUg E near facts, which include things that years, when more mechanical appli- Taking masses of men with him, he critical condition, .:• j _ G. Tewes, C. L. Simonson, P. J. are believed to be true, probably are of this Twentieth century have indel- E ances are perfected to stabilize, me- was elected to parliraent in 1921, -when trae. but cannot he proved at present ibly inscribed the identity of "Kaiser chanically pilot and guide planes. twenty-four. This was below the age Examples ; are the real value of six The rapid progression of security is Welhelm, n, emperor of "Germany," in glasses of water: a of Germany, Doom, Holland," has been 1930. newspaper in Bologna and turned Tork, spent Christmas Day witli Mr. fed, after whicih Santa Glaus appeared study and classify the facts used for Military aviation: One accident for returned here with the notation by and Mrs. A. S. Davis, of Cherry Place, witi. his pack, and visited among the educational purposes.—Kansas City somewhat from the practice of law to mail clerks of the Netherlands "Ad- : 2,633 hours of flight in 1929; for 3,400 enter the political arena. He became .:.-'•"',. — merry group. Those present included Star's Science Service. hours in 1930; 60 deaths in 1929; 30 dressee unknown." The private-life A family reunion on Christmas Day Mary j^^^ and Bet/ty Past; Tlutil jy^-. a fiery writer and his paragraphs be- cognomen of the once kaiser ia Wil- in 1930. came bywords throughout the rani; took place at the home of Mr. and Mrs. jci a and mchsxd Newman, Genevieve Strange Himalyan Tribe Xaval aviation: One accident for helm Hohenzollern, and it is pre- C. Johnson, of Magnolia avenue. Reia- and BiUy Baclli Maurice Landre, Jane and file of the Fascist party. He was sumed that the prim Dutch postal code- A tribe of "Methuselahs." three of 2,282 hours of flight in 1929; for 3,74S lives from Floral Park, Garden City Daw, Beoty Banta, Herbert Slater, Rita the leader of the rising political force demands such a designation in the ad- whom claim to he one hundred and hours in 1930. and Flushing, L. I., attended. Ansel, Marie Ann and Fred Beck. for the regions of Emilia and Ro- dressing of mail to the last of that forty-five years of age and who live in Henri Rrunat, chief of the service magna. dynasty at his retreat in Holland. Rev. and Mrs. W. Burd and daughter caves 2_.(KIO feet above the sea level Mildred, of Stapleton, S. I., visited for Trainer Claims Fleas of security particularly in the report In the tim-es from 1921 to the a few days with their daughter and in the Himalayas, are described by Dr. that there has not been a single life in Texas Are Smartest Irvin Baird, who recently arrived in "March on Rome," in 1922, he carried nusoand, Mr. and Mrs. P. Ackerman, of lost as a result of fire since 1928. on a relentless fight against the old It Costs 9 Cents a Day Randolph Place. Fort Worth. Texas.—Just another London after a visit to these wonder- ful people. "There are abont 600 of political parties. His youth brought Less to Feed a Soldier thing Texan can boast about—their British Perfect Device him an enthusiasm for the new move- Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Kennedy, Mrs. M. fleas are the smartest in the world. them." Doctor Bairci said, "and they Washington.—It cost nine cents a Hosback, Mr. and Mrs. E. Hosback and are all of frood physique. Their wom- to Iron Out Highways ment which served to push it farther day less to feed a soldier in 1931, son Richard, of Englewood, were holi- Such is the belief, at least of John and farther in the district of Bologna. C. Ruble, insect educator, who is here en are really beautiful. They live Ijondon.—?Co longer need roads be even though he was given the same- day guests of Mr. and Mrs. T. E. Mul- He was the head of the flying squad- food. len, of Conklin avenue. collecting: another batch of brilliant, solely on vegetahle substances." Doc- torn up for repairs. They now can tor Baii-d added that he intended to ron and the moving spirit of the vast The fact is revealed in the annual: athletic fleas as performers for a flea be "ironed" ana made as good as new. region. At the convention of the Fas- Mr. and Mrs. H. Tyman and five chil- circus. return to discover the secret of their A new machine which smooths the report of Maj. Gen. John L. Dewitt, cist party in Rome in 1921, lie quartermaster to Secretary of War dren, of Elmhurst, L. I., will spend "Texas fleas are the best," Ruhlc longevity. surface of worn out highways was achieved national prominence for his Hurley. Dewitt said that during the- Sunday with Mrs.^Tyman s sister and j lared_ ,.Th are _ot on, narc,ier_ pronounced successful after series of husband, Mr. and Mrs. J. Ehrhart and • eloquence. last year the per-soldier cost of the i but smarter. It's marvelous how they Starting Trouble experiments at Farningham. family, of Large avenue. Jle was in the forefront of the Fas- daily ration had decreased from 50.0G can learn their tricks." He was one of the hatless brisaflp. An "iron" eight feet square is placed cist movement during 1922 and when to 41.15 cents. Mrs. L. J. Pilkington,' of Washington Ruble should know for this flea but his young wife went to the oppo- on the asphalt ana heated. Soon the Mussolini uttered his famous challenge Dewitt, whose bureau has had avenue, together with her sister, Miss business has been in his family for site extreme. Her frequent changes surface crumbles and can be racked to take the government of Italy before charge of the pilgrimmages war moth- G. Bennett, of Brooklyn, spent Cnrist- some time. His grandfather founded in millinery were, indeed, a source c-f away. A very thin layer then can be the 1922 convention of the Fascist ers and widows have been making to mas at the home of her son, Fred.Pil- the first flea circus at Munich. Ger- worry to the impecunious hubby. He applied and "ironed" on, and the road kington and family, in Wyckoff. party, Grandi was one of bis most in- European cemeteries, said 1,784 wom- many, in 1821. Ruhle's brother is own- lacked courage to tell her so until the is ready for use again in a few timate collaborators. en made the tour in the summer of Robert and Alvin Jahelka, sons ofj er of a flea circus on Broadway national economy blizzard broke loose. minutes. 1931. as compared with 3,653 in 1930. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Jaiielka- -- , of- Pas - which has been gi\-en national pub- The new process Is three or four Chief Adviser. "How do yoa think we should econ- Approximately 12,000 more are entitled cack Road, returned on Monday after licity. omize. Harold, lovei" she asked. times as cheap as the old and makes The challenge was to take concrete spending an enjoyable holiday season The insect trainer takes a persona! detours unnecessary. form in the "March on Rome" and for to go, tmder the congressional act au- "Well. .Flossie, darling, really. I thorizing the pilgrimages. with their grandparents, Mr. and .Mrs. interest in his fleas. Every few hours think we should begin by cutting-down this great event, Grandi was the chief Ii.' Jenlk, ef Flushing, 3_ I. they have to be fed. and their table our overhead expenses," he answered of staif. As the quadrumvirate of Former Slave, 130 Years leaders met in Perugia to put in effect is the forearm of the trainer. There lartfully. Movie Fans Leave Show Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. H. their plan, Grandi was there as chief Drenning, of Conklin avenue, were Mr. they dig in and have a snack. Then the fun began.. Old, Is Well and Happy and JSs. T E. English; also Mrs. C. Havana.—An African jungle belle adviser. The success with which the to Shoot Wild Geese campaign was crowned naturally des- Monett, Mo.—'When spectators in a Anderson, of Brooklyn; Mrs. Drenning]- j Airplanes Attack Lowly Rockets Rout Wolves at the beginning: of the Nineteenth ignated Grandi to be one of the driv- picture show here learned, via the mother, Mrs. I. Buck, of Brooklyn, is Meeting two wolves on a lonely road century, Teresa Rivera, considers her- spending a few weeks in Hillsdale. Snail on Sheep Ranches ing forces in the new movement. grapevine route, that a flock of geese- near Pampilhoa. Portugal, M. DaSerra i self "in the prime of life" at one hun- Washington.—Airplane attacks on had lighted on the marquee in front; routed them with rockets which he dred and thirty. Census takers found For his valuable service in aiding Mrs. O. H. Torp,.Ere_eric_ and Miss the lowly snail have been devised to ot the building, they rushed home,, Marjorie Torp. cf Broa. C. Srmltis, .of copper sulphate were tested. No effec- He was the first secretary of the so. New Philadelphia, Ohio.—John Hillsdale. _____. tive means of scattering the death Fascist parliamentary group and was Fannie—Oh, lovely! I thint that B. Shaffer had everything but a. dust was found, however, until an air- elected a vice president of the cham- Several from Hillsdale attended the dressmaker of yonrs could make a duck to substantiate bis- «_•- plane pilot offered his services. ber of deputies in 1924. Christmas vesper service on. Sunday clothes-prop look« graceful. — Stray Courthouse Sold traordmary fish story_ Grandi was born at Mordano, a small afternoon, given at the Park Ridge Stories. Shaffer said he east out m Congregational church, by the com- to Pay Back Taxes * near Bologna, on June 4, 1895. cia£i! choirs of the Episcopal, Metho- Cliiloren and Dog* Oroville, Calif.—Botte coun- Browning's Ford, near hergj dist and Reformed churches, under the Thcngh we like dogs we like chil- Looting Forward ty's courthouse, placed errone- using minnow bait. A duck direction of Edward Sislej', of Wood- dren better. When a,.child Is caught Mother—I declare, I don't see why ously on the assessment rolls, Mule 33 Years Old Still swam up, saw Mm and dived. eiifi l»alie. out in tlie rain it never comes in- you want to play with boys, Dorothy. has been sold for delinquent ! Works Daily in Harness There was a vicious jerk. Shaf- doors to sliake itself.—Exchange. Little Dot—Be yourself, nrummy— taxes by the city of Oroville. fer reeled in. Dangling feom his Chris. Deis, who makes his home with j - Mexico, Mo.—J. E. Weinand, farmer how di._ you happen to get married? bought in by the city and given hook -was the duck,. Booked Mr. and Mrs. E. Roede, on Hillsdale back to the county. Now the I near here, has a bay mare mule thirty- through the bill. avenue, attended the funeral of his American History j three years old, whicli works in _ar- motJber, Mrs. K. Deis, widow of the late Road to Prosperity county turned the tables and pre- I ness every day. Weinand boiaght the The bird escaped after h& re- Conrad De:s, of New York, who was in Only after the Woria war did Eu- Thinking and courage, sooner or la- , sented a tax bill to the city for moved the hook, Shaffer de- ropean universities begin for the first j mole as _ two-year-old in 1901 and clared. riser Slst year. Burial took place in the ter, lead- back to better times.—Amer-, couDty owned land. I has been using her ever since as a family plot at Lutheran. Cemetery, time to establish courses In American ican Magazine. ' Island, on Monday. iiistory. work animal. HUXSDAtE HERAUB

=hiit-sleeve ambassador to a tradition- bound European court, it. is simply made to order for his particular brand STARS : of wit. , =:- Timely JP&vrasint c£ £ ! Manager Rosay promises his patrons CLASSIFIED ADVEi : res blooded dramatic entertainment 3,21 O ! that satisfies to the last fade-out in Lost and Found For Rent ' '"Ambassador BUI" Made Toj "The Big Gamble," Bill Boyd's new German Ship Stink By U-Boat is tarring veMele winch opens Sunday. X Dy CHARLES 3. IXESD :: i-OST—Half of Oxford eyeglass, whit- i !• "The Big' Gamble" tells a thrilling 1 FOR RENT—Becrcom and kitchen, Order for Humorist's Partic- In Error, Used In in: ^-:;-irS-s-:f w«-::-fHf-s*-Jr&-if 4fif-: :-£-:: •:: -::--;=• gold. Mrs. H. E. Piatt. Tel. 1073 Park! ffurnished m-nighed, oorr unfurnished, for light | modern story with fast, absorbing ac- Eidge. . (i'- ' ' - j ticn and strong, meaty dialogue. The housekeeping. Kenney, Harris ton St.. ular Brand of Wit "His Woman." "" iVVNL- sir's.*.*'.) """ j play has a striking plot, and a perfect HiUsdale. Tel. Westwood 2264. (52-1 \ cast. Real Estate for Sale or Resti FOR BENT—Beaucifiii 5-roeia L^n^- Will Rogers, the best loved and most What a combination—Greta Garbo Komance in fact, as well as in fancy! loxv and garage; all improvement:-: S-JU Yimous "unofficial diplomat" in the and Clark Gable! At feast in the sense that it is usually !.<•: '•]?. fcafh, ail improvements; near Collig-i bath: all improvements; $20 per month. "Ambassador Bill," Ms latest Pox pic- Ghosts of a rnld era, the tumultuous I an eye on the box office when they ii..:, >l".il:'_ u;:s ",n invaiiil. ui.ti - 'is nan's Garage,. Montvale. Tel. I02-M^ Tel. Park Ridge 47. <5G-tf. ture, at the Granada Theatre next days when almost every nation on the 1 j handed Gable the choice assignment 'Vi.' v/;i,i i\*tii !'f'lt^r o'X •'] ysli*;;,];.'. Park Ridge. (44-tf j Tuesday and Wednesday. Showing the glebe was singing its own hymns of vic- FOR, RENT—Apartment. 4 rooms, bath, opposite Garbo in "Susan Lenox, Her >' •/•_- V,,r,.i: -Le arani'd::!:-;!::-:-. v!r- Philosophical cowboy-humorist as a .tory to its own particular flag, and half heat furnished, $45 per:month: bunga- .Fail and Rise," at the Granada. rr--':;- v-.is t::s> .;•-; _.i..!-i.i- ••: ':•• -lici the world's population was clamoring Real Estate for Sale low, 5 rooms, bath, $45 per month: 5 The new Garbo effort has a sweep in • ••;.!.• f>r S";I;I i"t. H-:-Iie £', •"'•• •'.".- rooms, bath, garage. $45 per month; ~ NOTICE OF MOViMG dramatic action that carries the story for the other half's Wood, bobbed up re help Director Edward! Sloman film •:.ih' lut: .i. :'..-• I fi—.-iy. •• '::'-z <• r FOR SALE—'Fins corner lot near sta- house. 7 rooms, bath. 545 per month. C:i end. alter January 1st. 1932, my new from cue ei3isode to another with a col- the new Claudette Colbert and Gary tion; suitable for business or residence.- Mrs. A. J. Hlggins, Hiilsdale. Tel. Wesfc- cSes will be iocated at 65 Center Ave- 1 orfui atmosphere that keeps interest Cooper Paramount feature, "His Wo- J. C. Storms, Park Ridge. (M wcod 32. (41-tX nuc. nsa:- Westwcad Avenue, under the (at top suspense. f-iT; nams 01 KINGS & RUSSELL. man." To those who see this picture at the HENRY HINCK Fascack Theatre next week, the "S. S. For Rent For Sale Christine" likely will be just another "Like as ;..it f.licni Jup* o" ;'r:is- REAL ESTATE and INSURANCE Ainons the liinls Uial FOR RENT—Bungalow, 4 rooms and FCR SALE—Fireplace logs and fire- '.o live to se,e 100 years mcvie freighter. f'on's ij-rS run ;,c-r o'Tn H •:ii7 -o:::;'':-." r more are But if they knew that under this bath, all improvements; Hillsdale, rend wood, all sizes. Call Jacobsen Bros.- Hie felcon, golden up.gle i-:irrnt and movie monicker was the hulk and tra- $25. Call Westwood 816. 44-tl Fark Ridge 397 or Box 444. (46-tf We call for and deliver vour raven. ditions of the S. S. Commercial Guide, "I'm fithiiiki:]' about the (Jreon^riMr FOR RENT—House, 5 rooms and bath, FOR SALE—Winter apples, S2 barrel clothes seme of the settings would be treated Cive, Granny," s;iid Saule r,:'Ac:'-•:•'•',;:, handpieked, sprayed, all Varieties, de- with fitting notice. a moment later. "Souse s».v: taur's all improvements. Inquire B. Werner, BROADWAY TAILORING CO. Park Ridge. Tel. 138. {36-tf licious fruit; bring bags. Dr. R. T. Mil- EVAKGELINE D1XEY During the World War the vessel was GiHlc-sick in thet cove tt^iin."' ler, Pomona, Rockland County. N. "ST., H. TICHMAN VOICE CULTURIST used as a German transport. "While "Lord, I Lione not!" TUerp w.'.s P OR S ALE—Household furniture. Route 306, directly opposite Pomona, Fine Custom Tailors cruising in the Mediterranean, loaded new and deep concern in f.ir;iim.v Stewart. 457 Broadway, Westwood, N. Heights Estates. (46-3. •with a cargo of supplies for German al- Slade's tones. "Gfibe Hav.-tins burnt J. . (i Suits Made to Order at Studio lies in the Balkan States, the snip ran it off last rear." Reasonable Prices 108 Fairview Avenue into a dense fog, losing its way. FOR SALE—Domestic sewing' machine, 'Teal)—I know; but them "hushes Wanted Careful Cleaning—Pressing A German U-boat, lazying along very cheap. Inquire at "Local" office. WESTWOOD, N. J. an' tilings hes had . time to army Neat Repairing watching for alien vessels, sighted the Park Ridge. (1 WANTED—Good steam 'boiler, large Interviews Wednesday and Friday "Commercial Guide" and mistaking It auain; an' yah kucv thet mr.tes hit enough to "neat an a to 10-rc~:r. iicuss. HILLSDALE, N. J. lor the enemy, torpedoed the transport. easy for milk-sick. Leastwise I reck- FOR RENT—4-Rcom apartment in Tel. Park Hidge SS. : d. It was not until some days later that Bank Building; reasonable. Inquire 5 Tel. Westwood 49 HAPPY NEW YEAR! ! on I better go an' see ef I can find thet the Germans found that they had sunk iieifer." and 10-cent Store, HiUsdale. (43-tf Greetings of the Season one of their own boats. Miscellaneous from GsrEten's Two Stores, and "Jlaybe so. Sadie. Lord, it ii;:i!:fs FOR SALE—Fipeless furnace, good After the signing of the armistice, the me shiver to think o' milk-sick." Every Wish for your Happiness "Commercial Guide" was salvaged and rendition, reasonable. Mrs. E. Bertin, TYPEWRITERS repaired, all makes:, S K O U R A S and Prosperity. has baen in use ever since. Sadie stepped down fmni t!ie door- Riveraale St. HiUsdale. Tel. Westwood reasonable. J. H. Brown, c;o of Diaz, During 1932 we will serve you j step, and set off down the mountain. 370-R, (1-3 Stationery Store, MontvaJe. Tel. Park. with the same courtesy and will- j The girl svas eighteen. Left sin or- Ridge 464. (46-tf. inaness we nave in tne past, and at phan at sis, siie Imd lived with her EOR RENT—House, 4 rooms and bath, on Park Ave.; all improvements. In- the same economy prices. Watch granrSpareats these twelve yeisrs.- SEVERAL ACRES of laiid for cultiva- auire C. A. Quaekenbush, Main St.. tion may be had free by inquiring at our announcements for special WEEKLY PHOTOPLAY Sadie paused when siie reached the bargains. Park Ridge. Tel. 129S. : (46-tf the "Local" office, Park Ridge; also GUIDE crest of the ridge whence she could small plot for garden, hi village. • (16-tf overlook Uie Greenbriar Cove. Tliis 5-10-25c& Up Store Prepared .by little basin was wilderness of under- NO NEED TO SIGH Borough of Hiilsdaie NEW YEAR'S DAY Westwood Better Film < Committee growth from which arose a funky FOR DAYS GONE BY SHOE STORE T NOTICE K. OT CONNECTED WITH THE odor, as from roLting wood. A little Notice is hereby given that the Assessment LEW AYRES BROADWAY HILLSDALE stream ran along the hist declivity of Factory working hours varied with List for the Borough of HiUsdale may be in- LOCAL THEATKES the mountainside, the waters of which spected on Thursday, January 7, 1932, between —in— the sun back in the 1850s, for candles • the hours of 10 A. M. and 12 noon, and 1 P. had u coppery appearance. provided unsatisfactory illumination. I M. and -3:30 P. M., at my office in the Mu- nicipal Building, Park Street, HiUsdale, N. J., A hundred yards down the stream Each employee was given a "bell • by any taxpayer for the purpose of enabling "Sporting Chance," Peerless. A story such taxpayer to ascertain what assessments "Heaven on Earth" gy King Baggott in which William the little cove widened into a minute card," showing what time the factory : have been made against him or his property., For Your New Year's I Collier, Jr., Claudia Dell and James amphitheater. At the edge of this .spot starting bell xvonld ring for each day. an: d to confer informally with the Assessor as — and — to the correctness of the assessment, to the Q Hall are featured. A ockey story obvi- Sadie stopped short with a sudden A typical card of the period, issued i end that any errors may be corrected before- Eve Ensemble cus in plot but with some good horse intake of breath. Almost at her feet the niin-r of the Assessment List and duplicate. 5 ACTS VAUDEVILLE by the Robbins & Lawrenee company. 1Dated December 31, 1931. o racing and incidental entertainment 'appeared a frothy, greenish spawn, machinery builders of Windsor, Vt., ] episodes. Family. JOHN W. KINMONTH, Pendants, Lavalieres spread out upon the ground like the and reproduced in the seventy-fifth j Assessor,. SATURDAY Bracelets, Earrings, Beads "Alier of the West," Tec. Art. Harry frond of a pond lily as large as the anniversary number of the Iron Age. : 1 H) 32.16 Carey in a "Western" story of the U. outspread hands. reveals that starting time ranged from ; S. Cavalry. This wholesome picture, EDDIE QUINLAN and other with its soldiers, Indians and resultant "Lord he'pT' she exclaimed. "The 6 in the summer months, to 7:26 dur- '> Attractive Jewelry At dashing horsemanship, will prove of milk-sick, as shore as I live"' ing the winter. Stopping time, too, j followed the sun, from 6 in the sum- [ exciting interest to the boys in the au- She sank to the ground, and stared Picked Up Somewiiere Very Reasonable Prices dience. Junior audience. mer, and as early as 4:42 in Decem- ! at the poisonous substance which had Bertie—You know, I; got a •• bright, , "Follow Thru," Paramount-Publix, been spewed from the ground. In ap- ber. The average for the year was! "The Tip-Off" After the popular and tuneful musical idea out of a corner of my; brain. • GRADUATION RINGS pearance it was a tempting morsel to ten working hours. "• : comedy with Nancy Carroll and Charles Gertie—Ah, ha, a stowaway! -. MADE TO ORDER Rogers. Golf and romance keep up the cattle—and as deadly as strychnine. But getting to work at 6 tvas not i The girl sat upon, her heels for a mo- the worst of it : For some unknown .! 5 ACTS VAUDEVILLE Watch and Jewelry Repairing at interest to the end though there are c Offsetting Glooin Low Prices with 1 Year Guarantee several risque incidents. Ttie color and ment, then arose. She was no longer reason the "wake^up" bell was rang | outdoor scenes are beautiful. .Mature faapefni;, and a few moments later she an hour and a balf'earlier} at ffie un- !' "VVeH, we have the infectious Iruigli,! SUNDAY 0 audience. came upon the dead body of the heif- godly hour of 4:30./ Come-to think of j. HERMAN GERSTEL -Cleveiahd JsTews. -'" ' "His Woman," Paramoiint-Publix. er. Here she burst into a Hood of it, they probably heeded the full 9«i ! BROADWAY, HILLSDALE, N. J. weeping. : . ' GARY COOPER Gary Cooper, Claudette Colbert A minutes between rising and getting to j : zo: captain of a freighter adopts a faaby On a ridge, a quarter of a miie work. For they had no safetv razors. \ . - Matter-of Basiness - •••',-';.'.' — and — and engages a girl as nurse, and natur- away, stood a man in a khaki suit no gas stoi'es to boll the coffee or I "They .say Dave married Gladys .for: ally romance develops. Novel, "The and a corduroy cap. He was gazing quickly cook the eggs, no trolleys! |. money." "Yes, to get back what he'd:: CLAUDETTE COLBERT Sentimentalist," by Dale Collins. Ma- busses or flivvers to shorten the trip | given her!" ture audience. through a field glass. He had fol- lowed Sadie's movements for some- from home to shop. \ —in— "The Sin of Madelon Claudet," M. G. time—now he understood the nature No wonder our grandfathers were j Unfcsndf Inference ..'•-' M. Prom the play, "Lullaby," by Ed- Rimer—"I ifuc all my mind into this "His Woman" PEAEL RIVER ward Knoblcek. The story of a young of her quest. There was tragedy in bearded gents. Imagine hopping oui i French woman who has been betrayed the scene before him. Hnrrying down of a nice warm bed with the ther- i poem." Editor—"So I see—ifs blank, —also— Tel. Pearl Eiver 962 verse, isn't it?" Matinees—Wed., Sat., 3:15—Sun. 2 P. M. and who suffers unending sorrow and from the ridge he came out just in mometer at 10 above, inside and out- j Every Night—7 and 9 P. M. t'rre sacrifice of everything decent in the rear of the girl. Sadie wheeled side the house, lighting an ice-cold j LEO CARILLO life to give her beloved son his chance. about with a start. I stove, waiting for the water to boii, j Got It Open, Aayway SAT., JAN. 2—Double Features Helen Hayes' portrayal of "Madelon" Taxi Driver—'-Look what happened —in— "I beg your pardon," said the man, and drawing witb shivering hand a ; J>ramatic, tempestuous love story of is a masterpiece of dramatic art. Splen- to yoar trunk!" Traveler—"I'm glad: Intrigue and deceit I did photography and direction combin- lifting Jiis cap. "I did not mean to straight razor over a stiff beard with j ed with human appeal of this forcefujl startle you. I saw from the riiige over a gooseflesh foundation. Those were \ of it. I lincl Ifist the key." "Lasca of the "RECKLESS LIVING" story make this a picture of unusual there that .vim were in trouble." the good old days' ! RICARDO COKTEZ, MAE CLARKE merit. Adult audience. Sadie looked back upon the hoi fur, Easy, to Tel! Why Rio Grande" and HOOT GIBSON in "The Yellow Ticket," Fox. Featuring and drew her sleeve across her e.vcs Innovation May Not Be "Does your cigar lighter work?" Elissa Landi and Lionel Barrymore. A to clear her vision. '"Hit's the tuilk- "No. I won it at a bridge-par^.v."— "THE HARD HOMBRE" Always for the Best MONDAY and TUESDAY melodrama of Czarist Russia. A Rus- r-ick as got 'er," she declared, with a Chicago rs'ovrs. with UNA BASQUETTE sian Jewish girl secures a pass—a yel- sob. "We was oountin' on her for our "Everything that is modern is not Galloping Ghost, Ep. 3—Red Grange low ticket—allowed to town women, in necessarily better than the good old- tnilk cow." ce SUN. and MON., JAN. 3 and i order to go to her father who is dying fashioned things our grandmother* "Sin of She's yours after to-mg-ht—a year from "Have you no other?" "Yes, she is the girl of my