Astronauts Will Visit Sir George Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins to Appear for Blood Drive

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Vol 33 - No. 19 weanesaay, November 26, 1969 Astronauts will visit Sir George Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins to appear for Blood Drive

Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong, Mike Collins and Buzz Aldrin will make a surprise visit to Sir George next week during the annual Blood Drive festivities. The astronauts, who will monstration of the flexibili be in Montreal as part of a ty of one of the new hand world wide tour on December carts that have recently been 3, insisted on visiting Sir purchases. George once it became known From that point, Shats that an invitation had been baum has scheduled a planned extended. three minute ‘hold’ while the Blood Drive luminary Eliot astros avail themselves of Shatsbaum was the driving the washrooms on the first Neil Armstrong Mike Collins force behind the move to ob floor of the building. Upon tain the astronauts for a brief leaving the washrooms, Arm appearance. strong and Aldrin will enter Shatsbaum pestered the the Physical Plant offices to G.P.A. requirement National Research Council in pay hommage to the Barnes Ottawa to such an extent that Security Chief, Field Mar the Director of the NRC shall Rodney Legume (the sponsored tour, Dr. Sir Gyl- ‘Concrete Fox’). During this Approval for new rule sought liam Chauncey, almost de visit, Astronaut Collins will cided not to accept the circle the main door of the charges for Shatsbaum’s fre Physical Plant offices. He quent long distance calls. will link up with the moon- Maintaining its reputation “I hope this new require “I see some ray of hope Shatsbaum came up with men and proceed to the cle as an innovator in the field ment will discourage unqua in the area of an admissions his most convincing argu verly stationed elevators di of higher education, Sir Geor lified students- from apply policy,” Bordan said. “What ment when he told Dr. rectly opposite the Physical ge Williams University is ex ing,” Dr. O ’Brien said. we must immediately do is Chauncey about Sir George’s Plant area. pected to introduce a condi stop admitting people who recently acquired reputation Accompanied by Shats tion which will require a mi Bordan Agrees have less than 500 in the for student involvement. baum, the astronauts will nimum Grade Point Average matriculation exams. That’s “ That closed it as far as then proceed to the Mezza Acting Vice-Principal (A- of 3.0 (a ‘B’ average) for a start. After that, we should I was concerned” , Chauncey nine where Blood Drive will cademic) Jack Bordan thought graduation. be more careful about people told the georgian. “From be taking place. After a brief that the new requirement Principal John O’Brien is who fail more than four sub what your man Shatsbaum tour of the beds and after would enhance the status of expected to introduce a mo jects in the matrics.” tells me, this St. Georges consuming one drink a,nd hot Sir George among other uni tion calling for the introduc Other items expected to ap William place will be an dog each, the astronauts will versities in Canada. tion of the condition at this pear on the Agenda of Fri ideal stop, especially for a take a quick stroll through “ /t’s an innovation all Friday’s meeting of Univer day’s University Council nice, clean, unfestered event the Percy Weismann Art Gal right,” Bordan laughed, “be sity Council. meeting are: 1) the report like a Blood Drive.” lery, and then leave through cause it will take one hell O’Brien has intimated that of the Cross College Com Dr. Chauncey also expres a rear door and head for the of a lot of work to get out the new G.P.A. requirement mittee to Study University In sed an interest in having the Service Elevator, where they of here. You know, many uni will be made retroactive, that frastructures; 2) the report astronauts visit some of the will be taken to the astrono versities felt that our stand is, it will apply to all un of the Ad Hoc Committee to nationally renown scientific my lab in the sub-basement. ards were generally poor. dergraduates currently re Lighten Dean Despland’s laboratories at Sir George. The visit to the astronomy For instance, Sir George is gistered. Committee Responsibilities He placed a special empha lab will conclude the visit the only university in Canada “A lot of people have com (the CLDDCR); 3) the form sis on the astronomy lab, to the Hall Building. Shats that accepts credits from plained that Sir George is ation of a representative which is curiously located baum expects that the tour Mount Royal Junior College. an easy place to get into,” committee to investigate the in the sub-basement of the will last no more than twenty Ha! But I do feel that this O’Brien signed, “well, that use of the mezzanine by day Hall Building. five minutes in total. new proposal augers well for may be true. What will also students after 5:00 p.m.; and Details of the visit to Sir the days ahead.” There is also a possibility be true for the future is that finally, the formation a com George will be released as that Montreal Mayor and Sir George will not be an Bordan also saw some ray mittee to study means to les near as possible to the date widely famous hippy hunter easy place from which to gra of hope in the area of an sen the number of commit of arrival, but from what Jean Drapeau will accompa duate.” admissions policy. tees within the University. Shatsbaum was able to tell ny Shatsbaum and the as One of the most frequently the georgian, he had worked tronauts around Sir George • mentioned reasons for the out a preliminary itinerary mediocre quality of Sir Geor that would, of course, be sub Other stops on the Mont ge’s graduates is the lack Carnival float in Parade ject to the approval of the real tour are expected to be of a clearly defined admis astronauts and. the National the Dow Planetarium, Place sions policy. Almost anyone Research Council. des Nations where a grand According to Shatsbaum’s reception is being planned, can register for undergra Watch for the winter Carnival float in the Grey duate courses at Sir George plans, Armstrong, Collins, and thé Chemistry lab in the Cup parade this Friday evening. The float will - witness the large number and Aldrin will arrive in the St. Jean d ’Iberville High of evening students without carry a large sombrero & one live mule keeping Garage of the Hall Building. School. high school educations. with the Mexican theme of Carnival. Lots of A quick tour of the Universi Lunch and supper have O’Brien hopes that the new girls & lots of fun. Don't miss it! ty’s new Intercorrespondence been scheduled for the ele requirement will discourage and Communications Center gant Queen’s Lunch, which is unqualified students from ap (i.e. the Mailroom) will en expected to add a royal flav plying. sue, followed by a brief de or to the affair. CLASSIFIEDS Room 331 878-4462

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News Editor ...... Anne McLean Sports Editor ...... Chrys Goyens The wheels of bourgeois the bureaucrat’s office wav Desk Editor...... Marlene Gerson Western justice have ground ing the only symbol available another thinking, breathing, that might yet affirm his hu Associate Editor .... Ken Waxman human being into the dust. On Do they care? manity and negate the Photo Editors ...... Howard Kay March 17, 1969, John Q. Tso- castration that he had just Ian Doull ris, imbued with the spirit experienced, people ran away Business Manager . . . Stuart Bernstein of free enterprise, entered No! Advertising Manager . Jane Ziner from him instead of to him. the Ste. Catherine St. Branch Circulation Manager . Charles Kerr This, in essence, is why he of the Bank of Montreal is in prison. The only ones seeking a short term loan interested in him were the Editorial Dep't 879-4585 Advertising Dep't. 879-4462 Do you care? which would have enabl cops, agents of the political The georgian is an editorially autonomous publication of the ed him to open a string of oligarchy. Student's Association of Sir George Williams University. Offices whore houses upon which, he No! The case of John Tsoris ^ are located in Rms H-647, H-649 of the Henry F. Hall building. ^ might have built a secure weighs on all of us. He tried and productive future. To to remove the shackles plac day, he is in jail, a political ed on him by a liberal, prisoner serving a life sen Who cares? bleeding heart society and he Crisis tence at St. Vincent de Paul is paying the price of dis Penetentiary. Such is the na sent. It could happen to you, The crisis which the georgian brought ture of the “ just society” . It’s irrelevant... it could happen to me. But to light in a previous editorial has been The Bank refused his re why? Why must we, the allowed to fester during the past month, quest. Tsoris, choked with people, tolerate oppression? bitter disappointment, his If the hypocrites who mqke and as a result, no adequate solution to the hopes and ambitions dashed, The point that must be em and enforce laws are permit crisis has been presented. pulled a revolver from his phasized, above all else, is ted to put men like John Tso Our student representatives have been pocket and shot the bloated, that failure to communicate ris in jail when his only strangely silent, and one wonders if there middle class manager be is the direct cause of Tsoris’ “crime” is humanity, what tween the eyes. Following incarceration. Never did will they do next? Oh...... is a possibility that they in fact are complicit this up, he mowed down three those witnessing his grief what’s the use? They will do in the preposterous situation about which tellers, two bystanders, and and dismay try to reach out what they have always done, we speak. It is a sad time indeed when a passing hobo. These to him. Never, never, never! treat people like inanimate those who we elect to serve and represent actions were considered re All they could think of was objects that cannot be talk levant by the Court. What it their wounds. They gave ed to and reasoned with. And our interests do not have the courage and never even entertained for more consideration to wounds while they do it they will use fortitude to speak their mind on this issue. a moment is that none of the of the flesh than to wounds the flimsy pretext that so While it is true that the students to whom so-called victims ever made of the spirit and the ‘esteem ciety at large is safer be even the remotest attempt to ed’ Court backed them up. cause its John Tsoris’ are we look for leadership have not been carrying communicate with poor Tso What else could we expect locked behind bars, partial out their responsibilities in this regard, ris. They merely clutched from this screwed up inside human beings, unable to live it is also a truism that other sectors of their sides and fell to the out society? Surely not com life to its fullest. floor. Clearly all are pro passion or human kindness. the proverbial University community are not Do you care? No. Do they ducts of our egocentric social That’s far too much to ex care? No. Who cares? Its an exactly blameless: milieu. pect. When Tsoris ran from irrelevant question anyway.

One need only look at the Sir George inM inn ii |ijm i II niMinu H.mMl Iy I '..•HUM I >11 iw n .yi m m u f ■ 11...... mm.+ tmn p Williams Association of University Teach Letters ers. What has their position been, and where ^ i i iiimn ir ■M in'r n~~~nTT~~-——— ■ ...... ■ ■■-...w ..—...... do they stand with regard to the future? Instead of addressing themselves to the issue, they have engaged in redundant debate Dearest Sir, Sir, a newspaper known for its which does no credit to them as an orga As the “ Gay Guy” on the Recently, my son- . A Sir credibility and honest jour nization, nor does it favorably reflect upon squamish squad, I am deeply George Student- tried to nalism. Anthony Blair-Whyte 11. those members who form the 'bulk of the insulted at the insinuations puli a tasteiess joke on me upon my character described by switching my weekly co Class of ’42 membership in SGWAUT. by Ward and Vern. If this py of that Bastian of Ame One can understand the failure of bodies continues to occur, I shall be rican Sanity, Time Maga Dear Commie, forced to press charges of de zine, for a copy of the Har I wish to protest the recent such as the Students’ Association or famation of character. vard Lampoon’s satire on T i gun registration bill. As a gun SGWAUT, because these bodies do not al I extremely resented being me. Naturally, being a weii owner of two eyetalian guns ways have àt their disposal the best talent called a “super-sissy and I educated and quick witted I am a votin citizen who wants that is available, but the same cannot be have never attended a sit-in (Sir George Graduate) citizen, himself to be heard. abortion in my life. Also, I immediately noticed the dif These commie sex perverts said for the Administration. Romeo Letch and I are just ference between the two want to register our guns good friends-nothing more. Ultimately, it is them who will have to publications. and leave us defenseless resolve this scurrilous situation. It is time These accusations make me against the filthy scum, the spit, and I have a good mind These irresponsible stu dents at Harvard gave slan workers. It is my constitu a few pointed questions were asked: John to scratch your eyes out. dered the name of everything tional right to own a gun- O’Brien, what have you done? Prof. Bordan, I repeat, if such procedures that is good-the presidency, George Wallace told me continue, I shall be forced where do you stand? Dr. Smola, what is big business and war. I so. to contact my lawyer, Winslow your opinion? Dean Flynn,' what reports have spent three years in England B. Flydipper (Queen’s Coun What could possibly be a with the RCAF during the you received from the various communities sel) who shall slap your fa nicer sight than a southern tough years, (1946-48) and the you are in contact with? ce. family sitting around the fire re is nothing wrong with a place of the plantation clea Unless answers can be had to these and good war to toughen up our In closing, I. must add that ning out their guns? This law other pressing questions, the reputation this pampered youth. The only ac the next one of you jokers cannot stick. If those northern curate representation of the University holds as a liberal, free-thinking, who vandalizes my beauty commies in Washington be entire magazine were in the decisive institution will surely fall by the salon shall be sexually at lieve it can, they are gulli photos illustrating teenagers tacked. ble enough to believe that wayside. The time for action is now, and smoking LSD. no action can be too swift so that this problem THEY won the war. Love, I can rest easy tonight kno can be solved. Lance Loveguard, wing that if this letter is prin Colonel Shelton T. Beauregard Armpit, Alabama. " Need anymore be said? Fine Arts 11 ted, it will be in the issue of INTERVIEW Don McPhie, Director of Food Services

Don McPhie never wielded consume a fried chicken din teria? Is it justified? ing is done by a small, or screaming around the cash, a markers pencil, but his ner. We sat down across the McPhie: Look, if you want ganized, and highly vocal mi so I go over to check and name, perhaps more than any table from' him, switched on to nitpick you can find fault nority. find some guy all hot and other, can daily be found on our tape recorder, and com with anything. Just by way georgian: Have you any bothered. Claimed that the the trembling lips of students menced. of example, some guy comes evidence to support this theo layer cake tasted like glue. and faculty members as they georgian: I suppose that into my office yesterday ry? georgian: Did it taste like sip their morning coffee. In the logical openèr is why are shrieking something fierce. McPhie: Who needs evi glue? an effort to acquaint mem you eating here instead of Seems that he bit into two dence? I’m around the se McPhie: So happens that bers of the University com in your own cafeteria? bobby pins and a fountain pen venth floor all day, every this time he was right. Some munity with the man about McPhie: Just keeping an in the apple pie. The way afternoon some joker in a one in the bake shop mixed whom so much is said hut eye on the competition... say, he was screaming you’d think green turtleneck clutches his flour and water instéad of so little is known, the geor I’ll bet you really thought I killed him. abdoman and staggers down flour and sugar and the stuff gian interviewed Mr. Mc I was going to eat this stuff. georgian: What did you the escalator. Thinks he’s a didn’t taste very good. The Phie and recorded his in georgian: Well we did get do? riot. Its wiseacres like that point is that this guy makes sightful comments on the that impression. McPhie: I returned his that cause the problems. trouble all the time. Makes state of food services at this McPhie: Naw. I’m just money, (confidentially) That georgian: Come on now, snide remarks about “pto institution. trying to sneak some of this was a political move. isn’t it so that some rather maine gardens” and gives After elbowing our wav crap out of here so our lab georgian: In what way? strange objects have been forth with agonizing groans through a crowd of pale stu boys can take a peek at it. McPhie: Well the nine found in cafeteria food. Even at the drop of a hat. dents who were massed in georgian: What do you ex guys that came with him you admit that bobby pins georgian: To change the front of the Office of the pect them to find? threatened to break my fin and fountain pens show up subject, why don’t we have Director of Food Services McPhie: Who knows? But gers and the way I figure in apple pie. more vending machines? chanting “death to Don Mc I’ll bet it pales in comparison it, anything that keeps me McPhie: I said fountain They seem to be very po Phie” , we were informed that with the patie de foie gras in one piece is a political pen, not fountain pens. Lets pular. our target was out to lunch. we had as our daily special move. be fair and accurate. McPhie: Because they are A kalaidascopic tour of area yesterday. In fact it probably georgian: Does this sort georgian: We apologise, a drag to service. First they restaurants ended abruptly at isn’t fit for dog food. of thing happen frequently? but you havn’t answered the run short of cups, then its the Queens Lunch, where, georgian: What do think McPhie: Not as much as question. covers, then sugar etc. etc. Fah. who needs the head partially hidden at a rear of the criticism that is re some people seem to think. McPhie: Look, accidents aches? table, McPhie sat, about to gularly hurled at the cafe Actually, I think that the grip happen. The other day I heard georgian: We’ve heard wild rumors that cafeteria coffee just won a golden cup award. Surely there is no basis in fact for it? McPhie: (Proudly) I am pleased to inform you that & those so-called “rumours” SKI CLUB are one hundred per cent cor rect. We have won a golden cup award. georgian: Just what is in volved in the judging? DAY TRIPS McPhie: Not much. I just sent a sample of our freshly brewed coffee to some place I t o ... JAY PEAK in the States and they analyz ed it. georgian: They certainly MONT SUTTON MADONNA couldn’t have tasted it. McPhie: Picky, picky. They don’t have to taste it they happen to be experts. « V’, V’'V: MONT TREMBLANT i georgian: Do you have any / innovations in mind for food services that you might let Us in on? : ; : • • :y '■ MONT ORFORD OWL’S HEAD v - , ' . 7. / ? c : '-'I. McPhie: Well... our elec tric bills have been exhor- bitant recently, so we’ll be experimenting with wall pa per that glows in the dark. OVERNIGHTS georgian: Nothing else? McPhie: Naw. But, I will, be announcing the results of to ... STOWE a fascinating experiment that I’ve just finished. You see, I’ve maintained for some, MONT TREMBLANT time now, that cafeteria food is so wholesome and nutri tious that a person who ate nothing else would show a marked- improvement in his Meal Tickets, Transportation and physical well being. So I made a deal with this guy Sleeping Accomodation for who was about as average as you can get and fed him a steady diet of daily spe ONE LOW. LOW PRICE cials. georgian: Did it make a significant difference to his All those interested leave name on list physical condition? Did he gain weight? McPhie: I’ll let you know in Rm.331 or in Club Commissioner's Office. as soon as I receive the au topsy report. The People's Banter Talk over your future by Marv Rodent In 1883, Karl Marx died. hour, man the ramparts, shar Since you can’t say anything pen his aim and save free with the Bell employment bad about dead people, I dom from these red animals. won’t. He’s dead-good! Be So far, thanks to the help cause of that lousy swine (of of Bill Buckly, George Wal reps when they visit your whom Bill Buckley once said lace, and the state troopers “Karl Who?) we will have to we have kept ‘em at bay. campus on kill every Rooshian and Egg- In a recent report published roll to make the world safe in the Poh-leece Gazette, the for mom, apple pie and the John Birch Society has shown girl next door. that Communism leads to har It’s guys like Marx who ma der drugs, sex, crime, can ke me say that the only good cer, pimples and black heads. DEC. 8, 9 & 10 commie is a dead and mu For those of you who are tilated commie. 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