GARDEN ORATIONS PARTY ASSEMB LY SUNDAY CAlllfJRNIA TECH FRIDAY C(fliffJlni(f Institute Df TecnnDIDIY Volvme L. ______Thursday, April 28, 1949 ------______No. 25 Student Health Fee Incr~ase Gala ~tten~nce Upperclassmen To Cavort At Announced By Dr. DuBrldge At SolId FIlm A IS·' G d P A new high in attendance rec- $11 ,500 Deficit Cited as Reason for Trustees' Action; ords for meetings of the Com- nnua prIng ar en .arty Full-Time Nurse and Doctor Service Offered This Year bined Engineering Societies was An increase in the student health and hospitalization fee from $10 probably set last Monday. More • to $15 per year has been authorized beginning with the 1949-50 than eight hundred members of school year by action of the Board of Trustees, President L. A. Du the student body and faculty Beadle To Host Hal Lomen To Wave Baton For , Bridge announced this week. "This -increase in fee has become necessary to help defray some of the increased costs of the expanded health program at the 1nsti· !~:::s ~ha~u:~eI:~~:ou7a~~u~ Next Y FiresI'de Sunday Afternoon's Festivities tute," he said. "Even with this increase," he s tated, "the campus one of photography's most spec- ... health service will show a 10ss$------tacular achievements of recent D r. G eorge W. Beadle, chair- Dancing, Refreshments-In Dabney,' Gardens,· next year of approximately $7500. M K' P , years, a three dimension color man of the division of Biology at Invitations Obtained From Forester, Stewart This deficit will be made up out film. the Institute, will be host to a C Inney rlze The members of the Junior and Senior Classes will unite next of the InstItute's general funds. Entitled' "Highway USA," the group of Techmen and next Sun Sunday afternoon to present a Garden Party. This traditional event, This year it has been necessary day's Y Fireside. Since his ar· C t tOt' film, wl1lch is sponsored by the long neglected during the war yearsj proved to be such a. success for us to underwrjte the· new on es ra Ions rjval from Stanford in 1946, Dr. health program to cover a loss Barber-Greene E .n gin e e r iln g Be~dle has become well known last year that it is being offered again as another means for juniors Equipment Company, depicts on campus not only for his ad· and seniors to relax from the worries of mid-terms. ~!idapproximately $11,500," he That veneTable sage a.nd friend of all Teclunen, Francis Bacon Set Thursday some of the more scenic views ministrative and scientific abili· j :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;,.says in his essay "Of Gardens," Full-time Service which may be seen by the Amer· ties but also for his genuine in· This year, for the first time, terest in the students. that "God Almighty first planted Qualifying as final contestants ican tourists from the nation's The Tech the Institute has had the sery· Inasmuch as the number of a Garden ... And indeed it is the in the McKinney Prize c.ontest highways. The California Tech again purest of human pleasures. It is ices of one full time phys ician in English, Irving KrumhOlz, men who can go is limited. please needs workers. Anyone who and another on a part time basis. Special Equipment sign early on one of the four the greatest refreshmen t to the William Pyle, Bernard Shore, will be here next year and spirits of man ... " Heretofore only the part-time and Robert Stubbins, will take Achieving :the vivid three-di· lists posted in the houses if you thinks that he would like to Words of wisdom these, which services of a physician were part in the orations to be held mension effect requires the use wish to go. A very fine evening work on the copy s taff of the available. Facilities for taking is anticipated. all members of the junior and on Thursday, May 12, at 11 a.m. of a speciaJ projector which pro paper is asked to come down care of bed patients On the cam in 206 Dabney. . Following Dr. Beadle there is to the Tech office in Lower senior classes- who can appreci jects a double image on a special ate the erudition of Mr. Bacon pus have also been made avail Competing qn the topic "The a fireside at the home of Dean Fleming next Monday night aluminized screen. The observer should heed on this coming Sun: able for the first time and 24- American Way of Life-A.D. Lacey of the Graduate School on about S:45. hour nursing service has been 2000," the four finalists have then views this double i m a ,g e May Sth. day, when the a nnual Junior-Sen- provided. written essays which they will through two polaroid lenses with ior Garden Party moves into Dabney Gardens for three pleas InCl'eased Costs present orally at this time to a their transmission planes at right "All of these increased serv· ant afternoon hours. It's one of group of judges and the student angles to each other. SPEAKER MEETSY ices have naturally increased our body as a whole. the top social events of the sea The film was shown by Mr. son, even for those who have ex costs," Dr. DuB ridge said. "The ' Villners additional health and hos pitali The top two winners, who will Cliff Eshenba.cher, who is a stu pressed some doubt abou t the zation charge will not meet all be judged on the quality of their dent at the Illinois Institute of feasibility of sllch sedate affairs. our increase in expenses for this Con b·ovel'si.rI essay as well as the effectiveness Technology while not workin~ operation, but it will help." Without a douqt this has been of their presentation, are en for Barber-Greene, and who As in the past, $4.00 of the to titled to receive a first prize of one of lhe mos t controversial came at the invitation of the tal fee will be credited to t he $75 and a second prize of $50. In social affairs on the agenda for emergency hospitalization fund. addition all four contestants will ASCE Student Ch.apter, which the year, with violent factions This fund is a form of inslll-ance receive a valuable book as a tro sponsored the meeting. battHng over tJle in trinsic merits used exclusively to pay the ex phy. Amazi.ng E ff ect or demerits involved, so the com penses of students requiring hos mittee in charge of arrange Established a.t the Institute in Everyone who was fortunate pital care, either in the campus ments, headecl by Bob Stewart, 1946, the Mary A. Earl McKinney to get a seat at one of the four heal th center or at an outside Prize Contest in Etnglish was has really expended a tremen hospital. created in order to cultivate pro showings was amw.ed by the ef dous amount of effort in tnCliking ficiency in English. fect achieved, and it seems reas this an afternoon \vell worth Samuel P. McKinney, M.D., of on.able to forecast that the dis three hours ou t of the pits. T~son, Marks Win Los Angeles, and a graduate of covery will have a marked effect O •.u-den Tables Rennsselaer Polytechnic Insti Dabney Gardens will be dec upon the moving picture indus tute founded t.he contest in mem orated with garden tables, re ASME Elections ory of his mother. try. freshments will be served, and Next Monday, the ASCE Stu Las t Monday's AS ME meeting Rcquil'c(] the s tudents of I he dance may was the occasion for the nom This year's contest was open dent Chapter, continuing its pol display their talents on the lawn inations of next year's officers. to all ·members of the Junior and icy of presenting the engineering or on l he ciance fioor as th e y choose. Hal Lomen will 8tal't the From the ensuing campaign, Senior classes, and included as student with information not or downbeat at 2:30, and play "soft Howell Tyson emerged as Chair required reading Francis Bacon's dinarily gained in his cUlTicular and s low" until 5:30. man, Craig Marks, Vice-chairman "The New Atlantis," Edward Bel activities, \\'i11 have a8 g u e s l and Richard Wright, Sec-treas. lamy's "Looking Backward: 2000- speaker Mr. Sam Hobbes, of the Even the die-hards who were 1887," Bernard Shaw's "Back to Picnic: Planned Portland Cemen,t Association. loudest in their expressed doubts Methuselah" und Aldous Hux Plans for the remainder of the Mr. Hobbes will speak on the last year admitted, when the last ley's "Brave New World." present term on which these new subject. "Quality Concrete in note of music died away, that it All those interested are invit officers will be working, are the Building Construction." The was a fine affair. This year ed ·to attend the final judging of transfer of senior student mem meeting will be held at 11:00 s hould be no exception, so all of the contest. you-skeptics included-are in bers in the regular society I and a.m. in 208 Throop. All inter also a joint picnic with the CE's ested are invited to attend. Koo Addresses Y Banquet vited very cordially by the Gar to be held the Sunday after Sen den Party Committee and the of ior finals. "Are you willing to become power. The latter is made up of ficers of the two classes to at Instituters Plan tend next Sunday. Kenne)', Cartel" to RenQ part of an omelet?" was the ques. t wo pictures, one above the other Fourteen Hundred tion Dr. 1'. Z. Koo asked t he Faculty Invited Of immediate importance is the the upper on~ meaning authOl'~ Regional Student Conference in Election Monda~ guests at the 33rd annual anni Many faculty members will be ity, the lower one meaning ener Reno this weekend where Tech There will be ·a meeting of all Couples Dance At versary dinner of the Caltech Y (Conli.nuecl on Page 6) will be represented in the speech the present instituters and all held last Thursday evening in gy. those interested in this organi the Atheneum. Dr. Koo's address contests by James Kenney dis Power was good so long as the zation in Dabney Humanities Five School Dance highlighted the banquet which C P cussing "Improved Methods in authority ha,d control over the onqer eace Measuring Sewage Flow" and Lounge Monday during the 11 An estimated 1400 couples was presided over by Dean Ea energy; it was bad when the reo Hugh Carter, whose subject is a.m. asseni.bly hour. The purpose danced to the smooth strains of ton. verse was true. With this picture "Analysis and Redesign of the of this is to eject next year's Carroll Wax's band last Satur The evening included a wel he introduced the idea that re- PrlZ' e Contest Lockheed Bump." officers and discuss the opera day night in the Paddock room come by Ralph L ovberg, a re cent troubles and conflic ts be-· tion and methods of improving of Santa Anita as the conference view of the Y program I a finance tween nations came as a result this new organization. Everyone schools held their first All-Con· report, a vioUn selection by Rich of insufficien t authority or con- Set Tomorrow C(fmpus C(flend(fr who is concerned with the Insti ference Dance. ard Taylor, and remarks by Wes trol over the energies of strong tute and the welfare of the Kay Sutrr Hershey, but the address by D,·. national states. ASCIT and who is willing to do Is world peace possible? Will THURSDAY, APR IL 28- The band of Carroll Wax, Koo W80S considered to be the something about it please be at In order to avoid the danger the government change its reg 12:00 Y Upper Class Lunch Club which spol'ted eight violinists highest point of the evening. ulations on strikes? 12:15 Throop Club Meeting the meeting to offer your sugges and a harpisl, proved to produce of fu.ture world conflagrations, Tomorrow's assembly, 11:00 at 4 :15 Swimming V'S. Pomona at PCC tions. very danceable music_ Also Kay Omelet Dr_ Koo stated that it would be "1 ;45 Dancing Class necessary to establish over the CulOertson, featuring the Con Starr, popular s inging artist, Dr. Koo centered his talk ger Peace Prize Oratory Contest, FRIDAY, AP RI L 29- various nations un authority sang four numbers. around two illustrations. In the will attempt to answer such 11:00 Conger Peace Prize Orations In Santa Anita asked for a heavy which was greater than that of Culbertson fiI'st he likened the method of questions as these. Two Tech Men Win pOlice guard to protect against each individual nation. 1 :30 Golf V's. Whittier at Caltech developing international peace The contest, established in 3:00 Tennis, Frosh vs. Whittier at damage to the property, but there and understanding to the mak Presidents 1912 awards annually a $50 first· Tournament Park turned out to be no need of Fleming Postcard Exchange Prizes At AlEE Meet ing of an omelet. prize, and a $25 second prize for On April 19, some 30 E.E.'s them, the dancers concentrating After the welcome by AS CIT Ricketts Exchange with Dorsey Hall In this analogy he said that President Ralph Lovberg, the the best orations on the subject.s from U.S.C., a like number from on t he mus ic or the benches on of world or industrial peace. SATU RD4Y, APRI L 30-- Caltech and about 70 members of the grounds, instead of causing the eggs l'epre.ent the various presidents, past and new, of the I :30 Tennis vs. Whittier at Tournament nations. In order to produce a Caltech Y were introduced along This year the contestants who Park the Los AngeJes Section of the riots as was apparently feared. homogeneous omelet it is neces with the other officers. Vern Ed will present their orations are 2:00 Track V'S. Redlands at Redl"nds 0 Net Profit A.I.E.E. met together on u r Bernard Rudin, J ohn Heath, Ul 2 :15 Baseba ll, Varsity YS . La Ve rne at campus. A tasty steak dinner at 1.'he dance cleared a net profit sary to break through the shell wards, last year's presiden.t, Tournament Park of each egg and mix them all to Richard Libbey, this year's vice r ich Merton, R~y Brow, R alp h Blacker Theater Par ty the Athenaeum was followed by of from four to five hundred dol Stone, and others as yet unan Throop Club Dance gether. president, and Edward Crichton, tours of the High Potentlal, the lars, which will 'be divided nounced. Dabney Workers' Pa rty Hydrodynamics, and the Analog among the conference schools. If, on the other hand, you put who will lead the Y fol' the com Rickett5~Fleming Last year Robert Heppe won Barn Dance Computer Labs. Tech exceeded her quota, which the eggs all in one pot without ing year, then gave a review of the Y prog ram for t... he past year. and John Heath received second SUNDAY, MAY 1- F our papers were given, two was large to begin with, by sell breaking through their shells, the prize. All those who are interest Junlo r ~Senlor Garden Party from U.S.C. and two from Cal ing 85 bids more "than the quota. only possible result is a bunch Mr. Lawrence M. Kiplinger, 7 :30 Y Fireside at George Beadle's ed in the crucial question of tech. Walt Hel'schberg took first This perhaps accounted for the of hard-boiled eggs. In this pro chairman of the Y finance com 7 :30 Caltech Musicale in Dabney world peace are urged to attend. Lounge place with a magnificent paper large number of Techmen you cess of mixing he said that there mittee, told how $2,759.05 was on Topographic Presentation Ra mlght have bumped into at the may be a bad egg thrown in but given and pledged by Students TU ES DA Y, MAY 3- l 12 :00 Frosh Lunch Club dar, while Bob Haufe took an dance. Stan Boicourt had charge that was the chance we would and Faculty members to support Interview Scnedul, 4 :30 Baseball, Frosh V's. Muir at easy second with an uproarious of the sale of the bids. have to take. the Y. This amoun t far exceeded Tournament Park A PRIL 28- paper on his automatic tit-tat-toe The dance, if held again next the amounts received in the past SHELL OIL COMPANY, WILMI NGTON ":00 Swimming, Varsity vs. UCLA ~:t Authority·Enm'gy REFINERY CALIF. Mr. Robert DourSQn and UCLA machine. yea r, cannot be held in the same year and will enable the Y to ex- Or. S. 8. thomas, Interviewers. MS, Prof. We wish to congratulate these place, since harness racing will In the second illustration he panel their already broad cover and PhD degree men In Chemistry and WEDN ESDAY, "MAY 4- Chemical Engineering f O;T Refinery Re_ 7 :30 Orchestra Rehearsal in Culbertson men for bringing Cal tech the be going on a.t Santa Anita in compared the significance of the age of personal and campus serv search and Technical work. They want the Chemists interested in the practical ap 9:00 G1e. Club In Culbertson laurels. the spring. Engl1sh and Ch inese words for ices. proach rather than straight research. Page ~2 ______THE CAL IF 0 R N I ATE C H _ _ -:----______Thursday, April 28, 1949 Forensics Tne C(J/iffJfni(J Teen The gigantic five school rodent t!alled seats would testify. At the last ASC]'!' Board meeting, much time was consumed with s peed COluest came oU much as I ~Ev r 8 01{ JiN O\V tile issue presentee! hy the clebatel·S. In the past a man who has done Published every Thursday during the college year except duro scheduled. True to his p romise, ing examinations and holiday periods. Carel Otte had a busy week well in debating has been awa!'dcd, at the discretion of the coach, a Carter , cursing the a bsence of end. H e was ob;;el'ved in the com CALIFORNIA I NS'!'ITU'l'E OF 'l'ECHNOLOGY small gold gavel for his fi rst yea r's award ancl thereafte,1' merely a 1201 East CaJifornia Street, Pasadena, Calif. bar, brought his own portable pany of a g~ologis t from the U bar and danced contentedly in of Arizona while out in the field paper certificate. \V ith that system, ::t good man in forensics, often Subscription rates $1.50 per year the parking lot, never straying Friday. Upon seeing ht!I' at the having won major tOUl'naments for CalLech, would only be awarded Entered as second-class matter Nov. 22, 1947, at the Post Offi ce more than ten feet from the Dabney Exchange that night he a certificate of m erit 1'0], his work jf he had already been aw arded in Pasadena, California, under the Act" of March 3, 1879. source of r efreshment. Corbato's was heard to murmur wondel'- a. gavel in pl'eceeding years. The Boanl, therefore, feels that som e Offices: Lower F leming bar was a bit farther off , and he, ingly, "lly golly, she certainly looks di.fl'erenl-you k now, s he award sh ould be given in forensics for more than one year 's work Telephone: SYcamore 6·7121 Ext. 180 Wood, and Royce had to do a little more shu ttJing to keep up. was wearing those blue jeans somewhat ,like those given in athletics in which a man can w in all day ..." another awa rd for each year 's participation in a particular sport, Jim H u mmel, Editor MOl'e direct a ction was taken by Throop, and in grim defiance H e proceeded to continue his Feeling that the s ituation sh ou ld be altered, the Board passed the of th e edicts of those JUost lib geogogical studies. The following following resolution: EDI'l'ORIAL STAFF eral schools, Oxy, Pomona, Whit night, des pite the, 1000 odd cou Managing Editor...... Earl Hefner tiel', and Redlands, they set up a ple;;, he 1ud.ed out in truly fine a WaI'ds 8h:1'1I OHl 8is t. 0 1' a I'l. h ~ ' tu btl ins('I·tcc! ill t h c hamlle of Sports E ditor ...... __ ...... Thorne Butler rousing and busy hal' in the dark· styl e- I, . had GLORIA to talk to. F eature Editor ...... Bob Kurland er end of the Paddock Room, and ,\Vhile dingi ng to his m an I y the gavel. Ne\ys Editor...... ___ ...... ___ .Bruce Stowe came equipped with all imag shoulder s he was heard to sigh, F u rther discussion of the deixlle situalion brough t up the poin t News Staff...... }o""" red Drury, Bill Wright, inable accessories. Several wide· after one of Kay's sensuous that there was no varsity level in cleb:tting, a nd that some freshmen Tony Ma lanoskl, Stu Goldman, Carl Price, Ulrich Merten, songs, "She's m y ideal!" We Norman Fink, Walt Mudgett, Stan Groner, E d Mataner, eyed lasses were seen plied and had clone well enough in tourna,ment;; to warrant an award. The pied. Barnes was present with tl'uned away to hide a bitter Neal Hu rley, Sam Middlebrook following resolutions were thereby passed: Rewrite Staff .... _._ ..... _._ ...... _...... _... Charles Steese, Chief Marilyn of Toil, a.nd we now be snicker. Lee Ross, Alex Drapes, Bob Kurland, Bob Haufe lieve that we have plotted the 1.ovbcl·J!,·, T ech 's o wn pllb lh: J" I'csh IllCII ('ollljlcting 0 11 ,'a l'si t)' Il' vI' 1 in intCl'co li eglate d ebate Specia l Writers ...... l i'r ed W ood, Paul Saltman, Dick Schuster, Barnes Cycle ove!' one compete fi ~U I 'C , was the only man to get s h a llnci \'c t ile Y:ll'sity aW:JI'd, Stan Boicourt, Dick K ing, Jim Young, Carl F ox, Vern period: Marilyn, Dot, Meg, Mar· close enoug h to Kuy Stat:r to see Edwards, Bill \Vhitney '1' 1 1I ~ IIlImbt'l' 0" honol' po ints rOI' F OI'cll s i('s a s a whole s h a ll ilyn ... if s hc re ~ t1 ly contained all that Spor ts Staff...... Dale K rause, E rIe Brown, Leon Michaelson, h CI'(' a'l't CI' uc It'll to Ihil't y t.o be dt!(: idN I by the coa ch , Bill Harris, Stan Boicourt, Sid Stone, J im La Fleur Price claim ed 10 have s pent her portrait in last week's pa Photographers.. _ ... Hugh Stoddard, Bob Parnes most of h is time acting as func per promised-but it cost him tionary-he w as seen functioning (01' us ) n bouquet which Kao' Honor Points B USI NESS STAFF very smooth ly- w ith Bev, when had doubtless pressed lovingly Manager ..... __ ...... _...... _...... Bill Bradley we looked. We are hopelessly into her hope chest. After a r ecen t meeting of the honur poin t committee, some Circulation Manager...... Win Soule mired and confused: "Usually re Speaking of chests, we quote changes to th~ ilollor point rules were recommended to the Board, Business Staff ...... _...... Char lie Steese lia.b le sources report that" on· from the Schmipture, lilt was and the following resolution was passed: :lIlnounced that the Sc:ripps turn again-off-again \Voods is off again '1'0 c n s lII 'C t h a t 11 0 ou e IH' I'SOIl gt'ls a n hUll ol' key for I) u b li The Evening Concert Musical Masterpieces with his gurgling Squynthia ... out (the lack of italics is theirs) catio ll s a ItHl t', t h e III :ixi III II III IIl1m lwl' of points fot' wOl'king on KFAC 8- 10 p.m. KFAC 4- 5 p.m. do;l, Bob Madden, seen displaying a for the recent Annual Chest X 2-5 p,m, Sunday Presented by the Southern California Cheshire cat smirk, finally m an Ray Survey was 100 per cent" IJlI blkations, t!ithcl' on o ne 0 1' 0 11 bot h combillcd , will be s ixty Presented by the Slavick and Southern Counties Gas Companies J ewelry Company aged h is date with Pa.t of F ish· The man w ho developed the X OtiI CI' th a ll t h e po illts ali'cad y d c:-: ig n a t cd fot' t l H ~ editors ; the 248 5 THU RSDAY, APR IL 28 er 's, left the dance ear ly mum rays rcports hooks, snaps, Rally CO lllllliss iu llel' wiJl Ica" e lwo sub·('h ah ·lIIc lI Cllch of which THURS DAY, APR IL 28 and one square-knot. He also re- Weekly Feature Concert- a Program of Mireille "Overture "---Gounod. Paul Kirby bling som eth ing about the, large will I'CCl'i\l c .II i1'ty to f OI·I.,\' po ints itt, the discl'ctio n o f' the RaJJy Chamber Music and Vicnna Philharmonic Orchestra. crowd (out thcl'e'n , a nd shang ports. oh, well. SERENADE No. 12 IN C MINOR, by Mo· ~' Symphony No. 2 in B Flat Major--O'indy. COtnmissiOlH'I'; and B mtvcl's wi ll Ut! a w an){'d fl'OIll one to ten zart. String Ensemble conducted by Fer Pierre Monteux a nd Sa n Franc isco Sym haied her otf to the Tournament SE I 1~ l\I S I{. J~i\ SO N i\lH JE nand Oubradous (16). phony Orchest ra Room. The Tournament Room p o i nts to h ll decid ed by tht) Bea ,'c i' o llicia ls, QUARTET No . 2 IN G MINOR, by Fa u re. Roussalka "Ballet Music"-Dargomijsky. "Manual" Bass, paid to guard London Belgian String Quartet \43) . . Antal Dorati and London Philharmonic then went on to turn the tables at the erstwhile parimutual pen, TRIO No. I IN B MAJOR, by Brahms. Ar Orchestra lur Rubinstein, Pianist. Jaescha Heifetz , on our shanghaier, but not for was seen scouting fOI'Fleming Violinist. Emanuel Feuermann, Violon FRIDAY, A PRIL 29 Drama Club cellist (251. long. Poslcanl Exchange pl'ospects. He Mi racle in The Go rbals-Bliss. Constant SEPTET IN E FLAT MAJOR, by Becthovcn. a w,:u'd s go lit UIJon a delicious morsel serv T he Dra ma Cl ub recently :lsked the ASC I T to provide working Pro Musica Chamber Group 132). Lambert and Royal Opera House Orches Sed llcth·c·\ V(' lI ch to MEDITATION FOR STRING ORCHESTRA, tra of Covenan t Garden Stanaway, for that Dresden-doll, ing coffee at the refreshment end capital for the club in the way of ,1 IO ~l l1 to be paid ba.c k with the by Suk. Czech Broadcast Ing Orchestra *Suite Provcncalc - Milhaud. Vladimir conducted by K. B. Jirak (81. Goischmann and St. Louis Symphony Or· H202·haired lovely, frosh Ronny and was frus trated to find he had profits from their annual play. I n thi ,,;:; way the ASCIT wou ld no chestra FR IDAY, APRIL 29 *Music from Kipli ng's Jung le Book- Ros::r: a. Kramers, and Dan King, for no postcards left to offer her. longer be the recipient of all the pro!-it.~ [rum the play but, instead , SYMPHONY No. 9 IN D MINOR ICHO Mikl os Rosza and Symphony Orchestra. dates that raised the mean tem B6t, with t rue Lemming initia RAl), by Beethoven. Boston Symphony Sabu, Narrator, the Dl'am'll Club would use the profits to b uy dnnn a equipment. The Orchestra with Soloists and Chorus of perature of said Pa.dctock a good tive, Bas ..:; bJ'avely gave her a The 8erkshire Festival conducted by SATURDAY, APRIL 30 0.4 degrees. Among unusual penny ancl told her to buy her following motion was thereby passell: Serge Kouss(!vit zky 1681 . r.:O rfeo ed Euridice-Gluck THE COFFEE CANTATA, by Bach. Benja Orfeo--Kathleen Ferrier, Soprano events seen at the dance were own and s~ nd it in. Sixty })CI' ('cnt of the Ill' () fi t~ l',u 'n cu by t lU! D"ama Club min de Loache, Baritone. William Haln, Euridice-Anne Ayers, Me zzo-Soprano Te nor. Ethyl Hayden, Soprano. Instru Amor-Zoe Vlachopoulos, Soprano Bill Cox, with a datc, and "Vel H a lll boll cs, it lIIay bc noted in tJu'o ug h o u t 1he ye:II' w o uld hl'l'ca t:t(' I' lw set aside t.o wal'd an mental Ensemble conducted by Ernst Glyndebourne Festival Chorus don Bergreen, with a s imilar ap· passing, was embittering Dabney Vic lor Wolff (28 ). Frit z St iedry and Southern Philharmonic E qu.ipllu' u t. Fund [0 1' t h e IHII 'po:o;e 0 1' IlUl '{' hasiug d l'HllIa eq u ip VAR IATIONS ON A RACOCO THEME, by Orchestra . pendage. at UIt:iI' excha.n ge by standing at Q8y Re quH t IlI cnt which wo uld bccome Ih(' I II ·O p C I ' t~· of ASCr1'. Tschaikovsky. Paul Torlelier, Violoncel l' III list. Symphony Orchestra conducted by " Tha t r ca ll y convinced us that the door of thei powder roo Norman De l Mar (16). Due to cil'c umstances beyond s pring was at our throats was h appily pass ing out postcards. SAT URDAY, APRIL 30 OUI' contl'ol we CU DJlOt lllint tllle the rumor (can this be so?) that The Da l'bs seemed to have ac· The Little T CAVALLERIA RUSTICANA, by MascaQni. quired a fine crop of femmes. SO lOists, Chorus and Orchestra of La j)I'ogl'am for l\1usical l\[astel' Lee W . Ross not only was there T he BO(Jrd of Dil'ec.:tors have chosen Carl HildelJrand and Rich Scala, Milan conducted by Pietro Mas picces fot' t h e I'ema'iuder of n ext with one of the tastiest titbits They wel'e a bit perturbed (and Smith to be the editors of the Little T fa)' this year. These two cagnl. HIGHLIGHTS FROM LA BOHEME. by Puc week, this s ide of RKO, but was rather hopeful) to find that they reo were chosen from the th ree persons who a pplied s ince they ex· cini. Solo ists, Chorus and Orchestra of passionately engaged in u nsched· ceived a n acceptance from nine La Scala, Milan conducted by Umberto \\' e wiU~ hon- eve.', attem l)t to pressed a willingness to work toget.hel' on th is fres hman ha ndbook. Bc rrc f toni. obtain t h e IH'Ogl'a m befon3 the uled entertainment in the grand. (9) g irls 1' 1'0 111 the same house. It The Board felt that it would be a w ise policy to go back to the MONDAY, MAY 2 n ext issuc of t h e Tech comes ou t, stand. Not k nowing quite what devcloped that it was a group of old custom of choosing co·cditors 1'0 1' this publication. THE MAGIC FLUTE-overture, by Mozart . to say to this bit of intelligence, studen t nurses from the Hunt 8 .B.C. Symphony Orchestra conducted \Ve w ouJd Hke at this time to ington Hospital, but the men -Oll~! GUI'()nel' by Arturo Toscanini (6) . tha nk those who ha l'e Bent hi we can only mutter that here, SYMPHONY No.3 IN C MAJOR, by Sibcl indeed, is further evidence of the were not disappointed - ask ius. London Symphony Orchestra con t.h cil' appreciation of tbe~ print ducted by Robert Kaj anus (321. Pyle. ed )u'ogl'nms. ' Ve Ol'e tl'yjng to Mr. Hyde side of Lee. GAD! GAD! VLADIM IR HOROWITZ, Pianist. Cla1'ke Bl'undin again obliged CONCER TO No. 2 IN B FLAT MAJOR put. what the maJol"ity desh'e into Those grandstands were quite You can cure youI' wife of A chemist r ecently said that FOR PIANO AND ORCHESTRA, by a windfall to J erry SicheL He, on the entel'tainment, and by vir· Brahms. NBC Symphony Orchestra C. l the p ap er'. s noring by good advice, coopera· the first akohol was distilled in d ucted by Arturo Toscanini (44). while employed to enforce grand tue of his stirring rendition of DAS RHINEGOLD- EXCERPTS, by Wagner. Sam Hall, is forever barred from tion, kindness, and by stuffi ng A l'a bia, w hich may explain th ose The Philadelphia Orchestra conductcd by stand moralit.y, LOok his job with an old s h irt in her mouth. nights. Leopold Stokowski (22). GAD! singing in m ixed company. What· ROUSSALKA- BA LL ET MUS IC, by Dargo true Uruguayan (say, didn't mijsky. London Philharmonic Orchestra She made a right hand tur n P araguay declare war on them, La performance!! conducted by An tal Dorati (8). from a left hand lane and or somebody?) realism, returned A n o lll(:t' lIa l't o f the floor s how TUESDAY, MAY 3 promptly got h it by anoth er au to. home gloating over a booming -a hastily 3.c:lsem bled group of MANFRED-OVER TURE, by Schumann. B. B.C. Symphony Orchestra conducted by T he drivel' got ou t and accosted b ribe p rofit, as the density of musicians from Dabney, Fleming Si r Adrian Boult ( I I). SYMPHONY No. 1 IN C MAJOR, by Bizet. her. couples sean amongst the so· (Conlinucd on Page G) Philharmonic-Symphony Orchestra of "Lady, why did n't you signal?" Serving Coca-Coin New York conducted by Artu r Rodzinski (25) . "1 always turn here, stup id." JASCHA HEIFETZ, Viol inist. CONCERTO No. 2 IN D M INOR FOR VIOLIN AND ORC HESTRA, by Wien GAD! . In dIamond., Serves Hospitality iawsKL London Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by John Barbirolli (19). Man: " I know a man wh o has HAVANAISE, by Saint-Saens 181. the fin est 1&l ess costly ZIEGEUNERWEISEN, by Sarasate 191 . been married for forty years and DON QUIXOTE, by Richard Strauss. Eman than you think. uel Fcuerrnann. violoncellist. The Phil ~ pends every evening at h ome." adelphia Orchestra conducted by Eugene \,Vife: "T h(ljt's w hat I call real Ormandy (38). A SONG BEFORE SUNRISE, by Del ius. New love." Sympnony Orchestra cond uc ted by John Barbirolli (41. Man: "The doctors call it pa WE DNES DAY, MAY 4 ralysis." THE ITALI AN GIRL IN ALG IERS--Ovcr l ure, by Rossini. Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Dr. Hans Schmidt- Issar GAD! sled! 18 1. SYMPHONY No.4 IN B FLAT MAJOR, by A small boy showed up at a Becthoven. B.B .C. Symphony Orchestra conducted by Arturo Toscanini (30) . doctor 's office. He had 0. note ELI SABETH SCHUMANN, Soprano. from his mother. T he note read: A LIEDER RECI TAL (31). THE PINES 01= ROME, by Resplghi. The "Deal' Doctor: Please will you do Philadelphia Orchestra conducted by Eu gene Ormandy ( 19) . something to Willie's face. He's SLA VON IC DANC ES, by Dvorak. The Cleve had it :llong time and it's spread· land Orchestra conducted by Georg Szell (24) . ing." SPRING'S HERE SW IM WEAR ... SPORTS WEAR AT YOUR COLLEGE SHOP
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If East holds up his Ace, The BUI'ncl' ])resents (H'twicws Big event of the pas t week was Bandstand For Section To Ho.ld By Carl Fox as he should, then that suit can· of com ing attl'actions in t.he "Ie· the annual meeting held at the '------.11not be continued immediately for Athenaeum Thursday evening. . . ,Summer Meetings gitimate t hcatm'" thll"ing the next This hand offers practically no fear of permitting the defense to A fine crowd of studen ts and The Cal tech Industrial Rela fe w months. bidding difficulties. By one means set up a long Spade trick while Handicap Dance friends of the Y were on hand to tions Section will hold five spe- they still hold Diamond stoppers. enjoy the steak dinner and eve or another North·South should Aching backs and creaking cial one· week conferences on The Pasadena Playhouse ush· Now North must switch to a Dia ning's progra.m and from all reo reach Three No Trump. Pal' for muscles are the results of the In. Management and Personnel ers in four footlight favorites the hand is for them to bid ·and mond. If the King wins he can ports everyone had a most en· stituters' noble effort for the five· Training this summer .The ses· under the Spring play schedule then lead Spades again to set up joyable time. make game. school dance at Santa Anita. sian will begin June 19 and end banner, with John van Druten's S Q J , the ninth trick. Dr. T. Z. Koo gave a very fine H k 8 4 Five instituters innocently reo July 22. D J 7 5 There is a possibility that this cruited by Wayne Herzig under "I Remember Mama" slated to talk on "Students in the New C A K 5 1 1\Iost Extensive, play will permit the defense to Commanding Officer Barnes' di lead the way from May 4 to 15, 'World Order" and presented S 10 8 6 4 N S Itt. 7 1 This year's summer session, H Q J 10 6 H 9 7 3 1 run three Diamond tricks. But rection were given the small task Van Druten's a~laptation of the many challenging thoughts can· D 104 W E D A Q 9 the most extensi ve .a,nd com pre· C 9 8 3 S C 10 7 6 this is not fatal as long as they of moving ,the bandstand from cerning future world peace. hens i ve ever held by the Cal tech best selling novel "Mam's Bank 5 K 9 5' do not also take a Heart trick. If Ricketts Patio to Santa Anita's Our thanks to Dean Eaton for H A 5 Industrial Relations Section, is Account" has copped long-run DK8631 they are able to do this then the Paddock Room. his mos t delightful job of toast attracting as conference leaders laurels across the nation, plus a C Q J 4 con tra.ct was hopeless in the first Able Engineers mastering, to Dick 'I'a;ylor for his West dealer, East-West vul. place. some of the outstanding men in Burns Mantle "Ten Best Plays" Construction proceeded fault the field, Robert D. Gray, Section fine violin music, and to Ralph The suggested bidding: After the Diamond King wins rating and a popular picturiza Lovberg for his welcome on be· S lessly with the able manpower Director, said, These include I~ : lD and the Spade trick is set up De tion. half of the ASCIT. 'r provided by Dick Knipe, Bill Lawrence A. Appley, president PINT P 'NT clarer has no difficulties at all. P P p Archer, Rodger Baier, Norm of the American Management As· Second place on the Pla;yhouse FiI'cside He can take the Clubs and the The opening lead will, in all Fink and Phil Orville, who a l' e sociation; L. Cla.,yton Hill, pro list goes to Edward Percy's mur· I'd also like to extend a belat· probability, be a Heart. There is Heart King for his nine tricks. now recuperating while fresh reo ed thanks on behalf of those in fessor of Industrial Relations at der mystery, "The Shop at Sly only one question confronting If the Ace of Diamonds is placements were brought up to attendance to Mr. and Mrs. the University of Michigan; Leo Corner" due in its Pacific Coast Declarer: should he attempt to played to the Diamond lead and return the heavy timbers. George Hall for one of the finest Wolman, professor of Economics, premiere on the Pasadena stage set up the Diamond suit? Very a Heart returned. Declared is Y Firesides we ha.ve had the DemoUtion EX I)erts Columbia Univers ity; Martin S. from May 18 to 29. definitely not! The defense must still in fine shape. He now takes pleasure of attending. As most of A great time pulling the whole ,It'il'th, Director of Program Re "Command Decision," in the hold two Diamond stoppers. Let the Heart and leads Spades. The thing down was had last Monday search and Development, General you know, Mr. Hall handles the ting them in twice permits them full· uncut stage version is slated best the defense can do is r un by the great Greek Kariotis, Tom Motors] nstitute, General Motors public r elations department of to pull the Heart s topper and from June 1 to 12. William Wis· two Hear t tricks and give up. Turner, Jon Goerke, Ted Pol k, Corporation; Gilbert Brighouse, the Institute. take two Heart tricks, two Dia· ter Haines' powerful A ir Force For next week we have a Bob Crichton and Bill Doolin. Chairman of the Department of Also guests of the Ha lls for the mond tricks, and a Spade trick. story tells of men against the powerhouse. The hand Phsychology, Occidental College, evening were Mr. and Mrs. Wil· This sets up the remaining Dia· air, the enemy and against the s It. K Q 10 9 8 and M. I. Gershenson, Chief of liam S. Barton and Mr, Bob monds but also sets the contra.ct. H 4 California Tech is [l1·inting both Grim Reaper's odds on ever re: D Itt. 9 2 last week's article as well :19 t his the Division of Labor Statistics c.onn. Mr. Barton is the science c Itt. 9 5 turning. Since there are eight tricks im and Research, State of California. editor of the Los Angeles Times mediately available outside of S 52 S J 6 4 3 week's column.) H J 9 6 1 H K Q 10 8 7 5 As is mentioned in the pre In addition to Gray, Arthur H. Concluding the Spring list and and Bob Conn, formerly of the Diamonds it is better to try for D K 7 5 4 D , C Q 8 3 J Young, Ray E. Untereiner a nd serving as a s pecial pre-Midsum Pasadena; Star News, is now a C 4 ceeding column, there are several S 7 Richard O. Sensor of the Ca.ltech mer Drama Festival offering will photographer for Life magazine. the warm, clear days served as H A , contracts that may be played D Q J 10 8 • staff will participate in the be "Antigone" by the brilliant It is a rare evening indeed that a wonderful contrast to the near· with this hand. Par is for North con· C )( 10 7 6 2 ference. French dramatist Jean Anoullh. we get the opportunity to talk freezing weather of last year's South to bid and make s 1 a m. There ·are several contracts June 15 to 26 are the dates and to three such interesting men as spring meeting. Actually the slam may be made INve Topics the adaptation of the ancient Messrs. Hall, Barton and Conn. I think most would agree with which may be played but only in a.ny one of three sui ts. No bid· Each session will cover one of Greek story of Antigone was af· Conference me that it was quite a lift to one of them is easy. ding is suggested for the various five major topiCS namely negotia· fected by Lewis Galantiere. A record for weekend confer· leave the books and take off for (Ed. note: Caltech bridge slams may be reached in a mul· tion and administration of union ence attendance was set this past a weekend in th.e mountaiil1s. players undoubtedly were aware titude of ways. contracts. employment policies But speaking more pOSitively, of the omission of ~·Who Dea]t Final performance of the cur· weekend when 16 Y·men attend· S A K Q 10 9 8 and procedures, training of em rent, "Ha.mlet, King of Den ed the spring regional meeting at the Y should expect to ga.in sub· 'rhis ~(es.~" in last week's abbre. H 4 D Itt. 9 1 ployees and supervisors, na.tional mark," tetrology will come on Camp Seeley. stantially from the ideas gained viated Califor nia Tech. In orde,r C A 9 5 income and its distribUtion, and Sunday evening, May 1. The weather was perfect and at the conference. to satisfy local card sh8'rks the S 51 5 J 6 4 3 5 integrating a personnel program. H J 961 H K Q 10 8 7 D K 7 5 4 D , Each subject will be covered as C Q 8 • C J 4 to· its broad phases as well as S 7 H A , newest developments, trends and D Q J 10 8 6 successful practices, Gray sa.l d. CK10761 Registration for each course is Since the Six Club contract is limited to 20 and advance regis the easiest to play, it will be dis· trations have already been reo cussed first. ceived from leading companies in The Diamond fin esse need not Ca lifornia, Texas, Washington, be risked unless it is forced by British Co lumbia and Hawaii the opening lead. Two rounds of, Gray said, Those attending will trumps are taken, ending on the live and take their meals on the board. The Ace of Spades is campus. cashed and a small Spade ruffed to insure against a bad split. Then the Ace of Hearts is taken and entry to the board obtained by l'uffing the Heart three. Now Hughes Fellowship Spades are run, Declarer shed· ding Diamonds on them. West Winners Announced may take his Club Queen at his The first Howard Hughes Fel leisure, the Diamond Ace fur· lows hips in Creative Aeronautics, nishes entry back to the Spades. established to encourage the de At the more probable contract velopment of top·grade aviation of Six Diamonds South has more research engineers, wi ll be of a problem. The first lead, awarded to Leo Stoolman, 30, probably a Heart, is taken and and Harold M. Hipsch, 27, it was the Diamond Queen led for the a nnounced this week by Dr. Lee fi nesse. When it holds, a small A. DuB ridge, president of Cal· Diamond is led to the nine. ThIs tech. reveals the split. One From Tech The next move is to cash the Ace of Spades. Since one ruff can Stoolman is a graduate of Il· be afforded, the eight of Spades linois Institute of Technology. should be trumped as insurance Chicago, and Hipsh a graduate of against a bad split. A third trump Caltech, They were selected from round strips West to the King several hundred applicants by a and puts dummy on lead. Now committee of Hughes and Cal Spades are run, South discarding tech representatives because of first the Heart three and then their unusual technical ability, Clubs. West may trump when he originality and personality. will, the Club Ace still serves as Each will receive a salary for entry back to the good Spades. advanced development work at Notice that, in either of the Hughes' Culver City, Calif., air· mInor suit contracts. it is poor craft plant. I n addition, a fund play to ruff out the three of established by aviation pioneer Hearts before starting on the Howard Hughes will provide a Spade suit. In fact, in some vari· year of paid tuition at Caltech ations it is fatal. graduate school and a ca,sh gift At Six Spades the opening lead to each for personal expenses of a Heart is taken by South and, during the year. the Diamond Queen immediately Remedy Shortage led for the finesse. This must be Dr, DuBridge termed the es· done at this pOint for, to start on tablishment of the Hughes Fel trumps first commits Declarer to lowships "an important step tak the loss of the Diamond King. en by the aircraft industry in co· When the Queen holds a small operation with an educational in· Diamond is led to the nine, East stitution." The program "seeks to ruffing and returning a Heart. remedy a shortage in a class of This is ruffed by North. Since the engineers upon which the future Diamond suit ca.nnot be cleared development of aeronautics de for the discard of a Club loser, pends," he said, North must pin his hopes on a Leo Stoolman, born in Chicago, squeeze in Clubs and Diamonds. received a mechanical engineer· This does not actualy develop as ing degree in 1941 at the Illinois North cashes his trumps for Institute of Technology and West is forced to either bare his served there brie fl y as instructor. Diamond King or unguard the He spen t five years as aerody· Club Queen. namic engineer with aWe s t Luckles' fine tobacco picks you up when you're -mild, ripe, light tobacco. No wonder more independ. Since the hands fo r the, past Coast aircraft company and has low ••• calms you dawn when you're tense-puts ent tobacco experts-auctioneers, buyers and ware· two weeks have been l'elatlvely recently been engaged in wind you on the Lucky level! That's why it's so important housemen-smoke Luckies regularly than the next two easy, the one for next time is tunnel and j et! 'propulsion re somewhat of a stinker. search work. He is a lso a lectur· to remember that LUCKY STRIKE MEANS FINE TOBACCO leading brands combined! Get a carton of Luckies today! er on mechanical engineering at 5 10 8 7 6 5 4 2 H-- USC. Stool man is married and D 8 3 1 lives at 595 E. \Vashington, Pas· C Itt. 6 3 S KQ N S AJ adena. His parents, Mr. and Mrs. AffJ4/U FllI8 H .7 w E H Q965432 Frank Stoolman, now live in Los ~.$./MF.r.-~~ $m-' ~ D A9764 D 5 C 9852 S C KQJ Angeles at 431 S. Hoover. S • , ~ aro ld Marvin Hipsh, born in 50 round, so firm, so fully packed - so free and easy on the draw H A J 10 8 D K Q J 10 C 10 74 (Continued on Page 4) r... 4______THE CALII-'ORNIA TECH ______Thursday, April 28, 1949 Schroeder Scores Finnish Students Employers Asked Associates' Tea Scripps Exchange Schussing 16 Points As Oxy with the Shoose Set For Ricketts I guess th at this will be the as. Wins Track 77-54 Plan Own Village To Aid Personnel B!~~~!; to~~::~c:sand Soft li ghts, women, and music last a rticle (01' this season. It has will be featured Friday night by A strong Oxy traci( squad, un s istants for making Blacker's As ce.rtainly been a wonderful year, \Ve pl'int in this issue an the Rowdies in an exchange .defeated in conference compeLi· sociates' Tea a resounding sue· wIth Lhe best skiing in recent article on the Students vile rae ee urven · dance to be held with the debo- tion, took a dual meet from Ca l P ti S ~ cess, Also many thanks to Mrs. hi story. By now, however, ex lage, a' plan of the Technical nail'S from Dorsey Hall, Scripps. tech last Saturday in Tournament Goldsworthy for lending such a cept [01' the top of San GOl'gonio, Student Body of t h e Finland Twenty-two hundred employ On the following Saturday Park. T he score, 77 to 54 , helping hand, and for some fine most of the snow is gone, and all Institute of Technology to ers in the Los Angeles area have night the BIG F leming·Ricketts matched the pre-meet predic tips on etiquette. of the Southland resorts h a ve r esolve the housing shortage been invited by the CaJtech In barn dance is to be held at Pat tions as Tiger depth rolled up Some of the light classics fur stopped their tows. problems of the stude nts. As dustrial Relations Section to par· nished a pleasant atmosphere for Doherty's famed and wonderful -points, The Beavers showed sent to us by the \,"'SSF. Elections the guests and fellows as the y hunting lodge retreat. much improvement over last ticipate in a survey of personnel The big item of business for "\Val' was o,'eJ', peace had reo gathered in informal groups Eddie Jackie and his talented week, as a number of fine indi practices in this area. the ski club now is the ejection turned and the seats of learning around the patio. The tea table sixsome will provide the music. vidual performances were turned The survey is designed to ob- in. of new officers and the planning all over the world had begun to on the porch was fittingly dec Contests of the first work parties. There re-establish the label of civiliza· tain information on such prac· orated wi th flowers flanked by Cool refreshments will fl ow MClet RecOl'tls Broken wilt be five omcers fo r the club tion in the ravaged world. tices as sick leave, vacation two silver samovars. from adequate wooden kegs to A II kinds of Tech·Oxy du",1 next year: the President, Secre Among these institutions was plans, insurance plans, severance the satisfaction of alL meet records were broken-sev Even the lounge had its face tary, Treasurer, Hut Manager, the :Pinland Institute of Tech Climax of the evening is the en in a ll, New records were set pay and health programs and lifted, not a book or newspaper and Race ManageI'. We feel that nology, its stu den t bod y traditional crew race and flamer in the shot, mile, 220, 440, low will supplement a similar survey was to be seen. F lowers adorned there is a sufficient amount of amounting to 2000 young men reo contest. At the Dabney-Ricketts hurdles, pole vaUlt, and mile the mantel and tables making a work to warrant five instead of turned from the war, full of new made in 1947 covering other prac- barn dance the Ricketts tea m relay. most unusual, but very pleasing the present three men. Be cer hope for a better future and tices. starred with a total of seventy Schroeder, '.F yson \Vin sight. tain to come to the meeting for ready to work hard in order to seconds. r. Committee Theatre Party Once again Dwight Schroeder the election of the new 'officers. be able to serve their sorely af· of the Beavers was high scorer Working with Robert D. Gray, This Saturday night Blacker is This meeting will be t hi s flicted country as skilled men of taking over "loule complete" the in the meet, as he took firsts in techriological science. The war Director of the Cal tech Industrial Thul'sday night (tonigh t) in W est Balcony theater of the Pas the high hurdles and broad jump, had caused great damages to all Section, as an advisory body on Dahneg Plags Host Ricketts H ouse l)iuhlg Hoom at adena Playhouse. This will be the a nd seconds in the 100 and low the buildings where the Insti the survey is a committee com hurdles. Schroeder's high stick 7:15 p.m. Let's see a larger turn first time the Playhouse has Ro ld out than \ve had last year. T he tute of Technology, the dormito posed of Robert F, Callen dar, out completely a theater to a To Business Girls time of 15,3 is his best to date, ries, covered t en ni s ~ courts and election is quite important, as is Banking Industry Council; D. W. single group. Entertaining at Dabney's par· and he has been improving con the Finnish bath of the students stantly. the planning of our work sched Campbell, Long Beach Chamber ty for Pasadena business girls ule, There should be a lot of in were situated. The re~building Hal Tyson turned in fine per of Commerce; Franklyn B. Cole, HUGHE.S FELLOWSHIP last Friday night were the Poor terest among the Ski Club mem work was begun, new accommo formances as he won both shot dations were established and the Los Angeles Chamber of Com (Continued from Page 3) Man's Burl Ives, Clark Brundin, bers. SBOW UI'! Bob "just a minute while I put and discus with marks of 47' pride of the students, their merce; Orrin W. Fox, Pasadena Kansas City, Missouri, graduat The last item 'of business con ed at Caltech· in 1947 and reo away my drums and get on my 7 % " and 132' 1%". He also took "Poly" was ready to receive new Chamber of Cmmerce; Gi les S. a third in the javelin for second cerns some lost and found it.ems students. All this, however, was ceived a master's degree here dancing shoes" Stanaway, and brought down from the hut, es Hall, Personnel and Industrial high point man. Another encour only a small beginning of a wide last year, He had three years in one of the best combos that has pecially towels. If you are miss Relations Association, Inc.; Vic aging event was the fact that scheme aiming at better accom dustrial experience as amdyna· played a night's stand in the stu ing anything, you can check fo r tor W. Hartley, Pacific C a a. s t Martin Walt is back in form aft modation, improved social co ndi midst and flight test engineer dent houses in some time. it at room 10, Fleming, any eve· Electrical Association; Phil D. er a couple of weeks of hard luck. tions as well as hygenic, and dur and is 'at present working to Rendition ning just before or after dinner. Haile, National Association of Walt took the pole vault at 13 ing the first post· war year this wards a more advanced degree at Uulimbering his guitar an d Manufacturers; O. G. Lawton, feet, and just missed his three 1------ plan developed into a plan to a Cal tech. He' lives with his wife larynx (this is a process better Food Employers Council, Inc.; tries at 13' 6". coaches at 3:24,8. Students' Town, to be built in the and a daughter at 238 S. Wilson, seen than explained), Clark gave Fred Pruter, Pacific Coast Gar· llcdlancls Sa'tul'(lay neighborhood of the new Fin Pasadena. the gathering a most unique reno Bar'ncs Takes Half ment Manufacturers; W. D. Stan Barnes turned in one of This Saturday the Beavers land Institute of Technology and Sturt July 1 dition of Frankie and Johnny a nd Sha.w, Associated General Can· his best competitive efforts as journey out to Redlands for their the State Institute of Technolog also a performance of Sam H a ll tractors of America; W. A. Spar· Stoolman and Hipsh will start final dual meet of the season. ical Research. which he will not be called up· he took the 880 from Cot rei of ling, California State Chamber the Hughes Fellowship program Oxy, fighting him 'off in a ter This is one the Engineers have on to repeat at any time in the "'.Fhe rapid industl'ial growth of Commerce, and Carleton Tib July 1 with a ten-week develop rific finish. Pete Mason, prepping a good chance of taking, the only of our country has surpassed the ment project at Howard Hughes' near future. trouble being that Redlands is betts, Los Angeles Steel Casting Nevertheless, Dabney was high for his dual with Livengood of highest technological education. Company. plant, working with experienced Redlands this week, coasted to strong in the same spots we are. engineers on "frontier" aeronau· in its praise of these fellows and At the Finland Institute of Tech an easy win in the two mile. Results: Confidential tical problems, and will then be the manner in which they trans· nology the space reserved for Mason has a terrific finish for 100: Strom ( 0 ) , Schroeder (T ), Shaller All replies to the survey ques· formed a possibly mundane rec lecture-rooms, laboratories and enrolled at Califor nia Institute this grueling race, and with the (T ) :10.1. - ord exchange into an evening of 220: Parker ( 0 ) , Ruprecht ( 0 ), Katcha drawing auditoriums had already tionnaire will be considered con of Technology, continuing their kind of corn petition he'll get from fidential and will not be avai"l advanced projects at the a ircraft danceable rhythms and gai ex· turian (0 ) :2\.6. proved to be insufficient, being the Bulldog he should lower his 440: Parke r ( 0 ) , Ruprecht (O J, C. Ka able for inspection, The tabula citement. manski (0 ) :49.4. originally meant for only 500 stu plant On a schedule which will time by quite a bit. tions will not reveal practices of, not interfere with study. Resume 880: Barnes (Tl, Cotrel (OJ, D. KII dents. State Institute of Techno One of the most exciting races manskl (0 ) 2:01.4. or info rmation regarding speCific A resume of the weekend's av Mile: lee (0 ), Cornelius IT ), Marshall logical Research was to begin of the day was the final relay, IT I 4 :32.7. companies, Gray said. 2 Mile : Mason (T l, Peterson (TI, Mill with too small and on a site where God! tivities in the southwest would as Beaver and Tiger r ace d In addition to the practices er ( 0 ) 10:28.7, no enlargement could take place. Wife (to drunken husband): not be complete without mention around the track together, with low Hurdles: Strom ( 0 ) , Schroeder (T) covered in the questionnaire, the of the nothing·to-vVestervelt·to Marshall t T l :23.9. • These three institutions of our ·'Let's go to bed, dear." Oxy barely nosing out Tech. The High Hurdles: Schroeder IT ), McClung survey also distinguishes be (0 ), (tie ) Pearson (0) and Schlegel ( 0 ) cultural life, the Finland Insti Hubby: "Might as well. I'll Markoff - to - courtyard . r a a m winning time was 3:24.4, with tute of Technology, the State In tween fa ctory employees and catch hell when I get home any· switch, Coming so soon upon the :15.3. Tech's team clocked by the (Continued on Page 6) stitute of Technological Research clerical employees. \vay." Walt-to-Waters-to-Walt . episode and their Student Bodies have Compiled at'1'ech such a trick should be taken al most philosophically by the sub always worked hand in hand and Data obtained from the survey God! many times the young students ject; and yet one hesitates to re ·········iOHii~·s·········I' i=J=ce=S=}(=at=in=g =. will be compiled by the Caltech A tr icky gal, I'll tell you, have felt the good-will of the cord here Westervelt's change 'Of Industrial Relations Section and Was cute Mary Carters verbal expression at viewing schools mentioned. This was the complimentary copy of the final a A tempting smile on pretty lips Markoff's displaced furniture and case even now. tabulations will be given all com But mouse traps on her garters. then the absence of his own. B ICY C \~NC: ~o~ P ::.:.! ~:;y ;'i~::~;;~:::i~ i~: ;g ··'l'he p~rn cl'eated for these in· panies participating. Although stitutions resulted as far as the copies of the final report will be God! • BICYCLES Instructions new site was concerned in t h e sold to those who do not contrib· Taken from a test paper :n • TENNIS Pasadena Winter choice of the picturesque penin ute information, such purchase English literature: "A morality CAL TECH BARBERS sula of Otaniemi, situated 8 km. will Dot be possible until four play is one in which the charac • ' BADMINTON ::::,: Gardens from the center of the City. On months after complimentary cop ters are goblins, ghosts, virgins, 42 North Fair Oaks Ave. the unanimous advice of the Gov ies to participants have been dis on Col ifornia Near Lake P... d.... 171 South ArrOYO Pkwy. and other supernatural ~ harac Telephone SYcamore 2-4767 SY. 2-7151 RY. 1-6066 ernment the Parliament decided t ributed, Gray said. tel's." to reserve this territory contain. ------...... ------.~ ing 1080,000 sq. meters for the ••"111 ... 2;1 •••• 11 ...... " ...... nally intended to be realised. State and on January 15th, the ~ ...... "N:r" ...... ~ ...... ~ 100. anniversary of the Finland 111f, 11 0 w e ve r, the students Institute of Technology, the could succeed in getting mate Government ceded this to the dis rials rapidly and at a low rate, posal of the highest technologi· the problem would be a distinct ~ u 1)0 . ~ eal educa tion and pese~rch. This ly smaller one. This need is par territory will one day be the seat ticularly urgent as far as build ~ yO 1 11! :. of a community the reflections of ing steel and waterpipes are can· which will spread all over our cerned. ~ WAN ~ country. "Well knowing the brisk activo Whos!! 5horfs a/ways
ity and good-will with which or· sawed h,m /" rwol liThe fil'st ain), to be reached ~ ~ before 1952, is the completion of ganisations and persons closely three buildings, that is accommo· connected with the student cor ~ ~ dation for five hundred students, poration have worked for the realization of the plan for the ~ ~ drawing rooms, rooms for the ~ ~ staff, etc., and all other modern Swden!ts' ~ illage-this in Fin ( land as well as abroad-the stu .. conveniences. The first ,building ~ ~ phase to be reached before 1952 dents face the future with confi dence in spite of their present is based on the thought that the (~ ~ Student Body will lend the difficulties. We h ope that the . buildings for the use of the fe day will soon come when the , "rrowsA ' no-cenler- seom ~ ~ male athletes at the Olympic students at the Finland Insti games of 1952. A very important tute of Technology will be able ~ ~ and urgent motive is the present to welcome the stude:nts all over ~ ~ housing difficulties among the the world to their new Students' .' students. They will find their Town." best remedy in the building of a ;::======:. ~ Students' village. T h e difficult ~ economic pOSition of the students TYPING and present lack of certain class THESES ~ ARROW SHORTS ~~ es of building materials threaten MANUSCRIPTS PAPERS however to slow down the speed CORINNE BABCOCK /f1eqn$ milch ,gf'ellli!l' comfort with which the plan was origi- DON7 HAVE IT!! SY. 9-2462 . -for (011.' # ~ IT is the center seam in shorts that ruins comfort. Arrow .. If your shorts are the sow-tooth variety or the creeping shorts have no center seam at all. Th ey are cut for roomy :: YOU ARE HUNGRY Indian va'riety-switch to Arrow shorts and you won't have ~ WHEN YOU ARE THIRS § ~~ ~ Cal tech one squirm per term! 0< ~ Come in and see our new assortment 01 Arrow underwear. ~ WHEN ' YOU JUST Arrow shorts come in white, solid colors, and stripes with Pharmacy gripper fasteners and the "5anforizedll label. NEED RELAXATION "'_, ..." ." , '",ri" • .." COURTESY • • SEIlVlCE ITS THE ~ ""'."";~, ~ SATlBFACTlOIf DopoouIable R_"'ocI Pharmaclota ARROW Prompt Fr.. Motor o.Unry SKIP INN 182 Ea.t CallIomla Street Beer • Plate Lunch.. SHIRT-S and TI E 5 ~~ !T~~~~ ~~~ ~ SY_2·2101 1352 E. WALNUT - 54 E. COLORADO ST. 921 E. COLORADO ST. .' UNDERWEAR • HANDKERCHIEFS • SPORTS SHIRTS Paaa:dca. CaI1fom1a Open Till 2 ,A.M. l...... ARROW UNIVERSITY STYLES ...... J Thursday, April 28, 1949 _ ___ -'--______T HE CAL IF 0 R N I ATE C H ______Page 5 Championship Hopes,. Mermen Score Loop Climb With 5-4 Win 8eflver Win Over Bulldogs Netters Extend Victory String To Engineers Have Easy Time In Five Wins; Face Whittier Friday Sports Winning 64-11; Curra In Good 440 1'ech's Varsity netLel's maintained their league leading pace in Last.. Friday there were a c~rtain numuer of beaj.;::s among the conference competition with a 5-3 victory over Redlands last Sat· members of the swimming team. It seems that the first day for a m eet that was at all warm had Come along only to find Tech's mel'· urday on the Tournament Park Courts. Two decisive wins in men journeying to Redlands for the only indoor meet on the sea· doubles play cl inched the match a.fter a 3-3 split in the singles. POISE! son's schedule. Maybe this attitude ha d something to do with th e A.lexander .~======, results. The local boys litera lly dove into their work and proceeded to wax their opponents. During the course of the afternoo n the Red Ed Alexander spa rked the Talkin' It Over Beavers with SUCcesses in both ,======~'* lands team managed LO scrape \ Vit b T he GOOII together one tirst- diving- and his singles and doubles events. six thirds fo r a grand total of Displaying a well-rouncieci game, Happened to be munching a Fro.h Sports Roundup By Leon 1\-llcba clsen 11 points, against 64 for 'l'ech. Alexander downed Redlands' dry piece of toast the other morn· The Frosh e1id all right for them Do n Williams by scores of 6-3, ing with )the SLudent I-louses' Events sel ves too. Due to Redlands lack 0·4. in F'l'osh spol' tdom this Then he teamed wi th Jack own- Glen Green. Most of you of sLrength they only swat'll fOUl" Martin to crush the Bulldogs' past week shouldn't happen to a migh t think that Mr. Green is proverbial canine. Dropping for events but. yet managed to first doubles dun of Meyers and merely a fashion pla te placed by the count in track, baseball and amass 32 paints to Redlands 4. Will ia ms by a 6-2, 6-2 count. Jack the fa culty on campus to make Poindexter continued his pe rfect tennis, the Tech Tots held' their J~ \' C l' y bod y some of the boys fe el bad about head above wa ter solely by a .singles record with an impres their levis and T shirts, but ac· Everybody seemed to be hav· rout of Redla nds in swimming. sive 6-2, 6-4 win over Bob Knox, tually the old boy is here to see ing a gay aIel time-Monty swam while Dean BlanChard forgot his that all of the athletes get enough S \vilu luing a 220 and 440 just for the exer· troubles and Ll'Ounced hi s op broccoli. Anyhow, we were bat When F rosh swimmers left cise while Hall a nd Fairall took ponent 6-4 , 6-0 to fill out the sin ting the breeze about the ofd time RecUands Friday afternoon, there over the back stroke department. gles wins fol' the Bea ve rs. In the ath letes and somehow the name was a Bullpup team that knew Housel' and Waters ground out Cl'ucia 1 second c10u bles match of our favorite sports columnist they. had been in a. race. T h e the 220 in tile place of Libbey Sid SLone and Larry Nobles hit came up - Braven "Sage Hen" flashing scoreboard's confinna· and CUl'l'ay. J oe carne through thelr stride in defeating the Red Dyer. tion of Tech's 32-4 victory was la tel' in the 4-10 \V ith the best la nds' team of Hull and Benja· "You know, Goon," Glen says, enough to add a few inches to time turned in by a Tech man min· 6·2, 6·1. "Braven holds one of the major lmybody's chest expansion. If this year. BOicoul't showed records out in Pomona? No one we're not careful we'll ha ve a championship style in winning Stoll e l Juses champ squad of swimmers on til' the breasLstroke. It was a great Sid Stone was clowned 4-G, 6·.1 , has even come neal' tying breaking iL. Yes sir, Braven holds OU l' hands this year. day for Tech's swimmers. ()-3 in a long first Singles mat c h the megaphone toss for distance. Para lleling the matches of last again s;. Mon te Meyers of Lh vis IJomon a Happened a whil e back during week, Little Beaver l'a.cketmen itOI'':;. The Engineer pail' of Poin This afternoon the greatest an exciting moment in one of the dropped a 7·2 tennis contest to dextel' and Bla nchard also feJ I swimming team that Tech has Pomona·Oxy tiffs. He almost Redlands. We heard it r umored by a 4·6, 0-4, 6-4 count in the had this year will rlleet with Po tossed it 25 ya rds." that a 101 degree mercury exist third doubles contest. A(l u.HllI cn Joe C UITal' and Ul'ad Housel' .II ·(! shown a' fmv m icro. mona in the pce poo l. The Bea· And s pea kil~g of records you ed most of the afternoon, bu t sceoJl ds [ro m complete i nnlleniio ll in t he Red la nds U nh'CI'slty t.mk. This coming Friday afte rnoon all probably read the writeups on perhaps that was good for a.ny vers managed to beat the Sage '.fh e two n C~ I \'e l 's ahled in t h e 64-11 'Jhch ViCf.O l·l' Ol'CI' t h e Bulldogs the Beavel' Va rsity tenn is team the SC-Cal cinderfest last Satur extra pounds that anybody may hens in their last. encounter and last F I'ida)', it promises to be a splashing suc· plays host to a strong \\' hitLiel' day. It seems as if the "World's wish to dispose of. Ed Welch, cess. See you all this afternoon squad who wil l be gunning to Fastest Human" ran in one or how're you doin'? Tracy came at 4:30. There is a rumor t h at hand the Beavers their first con two events. In fact, in curt tones, e through with the Frosh's only Ch k A Gloria Murphy swims at the pool ference defeat. In their la st en th e papers informed us th at Pell a ec Ine 0 es s singles win While he and Hyman counter the Engineers won by a Mel had been clocked by the C It h N teamed up to take a sparkling on Thursdays-some people w ill 6·3 score bu t there were many Times for the 220 in 20.3, 20.3, doubles victory. say anything to get some spec three set matches which might • tators. 20.6, 20.9 a nd 20.9; and that more· Tea ring off a 5 run lead in the go the other way Friday. over anyone could tell you t hat Oxy Scores 6- 4 Upset WIn first frame, Oxy Tigers cashed The results of the Redlands Summary: it was pretty nasty to only give For six innings the Engineer at the conference title, but hopes in on two mO.re innings to drop meet: OU I' Me l only 20.9 on the record M edley rcl"v, Tech ( Fair all Reed, Har M onte Meyers (R) def . Sid Stone (CT ) nine had everything under con a re now dim with t wo games It he Beaver mne, 12 to l. From ris) 3 :40.1- 4-6, 6-1, 6-3 . books. What they didn't say was trol with Bruce Hedrick holding with Redlands still to be played. our pos i t~o.n. behind the pIa.te, we 220 : HOll ser ITI , Waters (T ) , Cox (Rl Ed Alexander (CT , det. Don Williams that the smog and fog was so But a clean record from now on saw a vlsItmg chucker pItch a 2:46.4. I R ) 6 -3. 6-4. the Occidental Bengals to three 50: H.uris (T ), Echner I T ), Holmes l R' Jim Gordon (RI dct. Larry Nobles leT ) thick that Lhe timers could ha rd hits and no runs. The game was could mean the titl e for a much few pretty fine curves, effective- 26.3. 6-4, 6 -3. ly see Bill \Veavel', the starter, improved Beaver nine. ly putting the team's very good Diving : Yonkors t R ) , Reinecke (Tl, Charles Hull IR) def. Jack Martin (Cn going according to pre·game pre· M erten I T ). 6·3. 6-3. at the end of the straight-away, dictions with the highly favoreel Occidental ABHOA Caltech AB H OA batting average into a slump. 100: Eichner (n , WatelS t T l, Wheeler Jack Poindexter (CT) def. Bob Knox (R) and moreover, that the blank Beavel's out in front with f 0 u l' H arper, cf 3 2 80 Patterson,cf 5 I 00 After the fil'st inning, pitcher I RJ 1 :02.2. 6-2, 6 -4. M ' kenzie, ss 52 33 Stalk'p, 2b-ss 63 2 1 Norm Gray, stiU nursing an ear. (Continued on Page G) Dean Blanchard (CT ) de f. Bill Stewart shell didn't explode properly. runs. M an'g'n. I b 50 10 0 Norman,ss ~ p ... 3 1 I I R) 6-4, 6·0. The three men who got Mel un }I' ive Rinehart, If -42 2 I 'Morrlson,1f 10 1 0 ly season ankle injury, settled 2 0 0 Alexander-M ar tin I CT ) def. Meyers· der 20.9 admitted to the recorder r f 1 0 £2 down to a row of goose eggs for Williams tR) 6-2, 6·2. But in the seventh Coach Bill t~e~e rl 'n, ~g gg ~Ia~t~~ that they had t imed on the basis Lazzarini, rf 00 00 Petrulas,C 4181 the foes only to have t hem chalk Stone-Nobles (eT) def . Hull-Benjamin Anderson's Tigers came to li fe to H all,c 41 30 Ne"'erman, l b 2 0 3 0 Blacker Scores 12-0 tRJ 6-2, 6-1. of the sound and not the sight score five runs off Hedrick. Wilkin' n. 3b 42 02 .... edrkk,p-rf 3001 up 3 in the fifth and three more Gordon-Stewart (R I def. Poindexter Galassi, 2b 4 1 I 5 Kam,r f 1 1 0 a in the 8th. Blanchard leT ) 4-6. 6-4, 6-4. of smoke and asked that th e i r Chuck Norman replaced Hed Schultz. p 0 a 0 2 Win Over Dabney times not be taken. When are rick but the damage was done Sturdev't, p 3 0 0 1 A bunch of -rabbits came ovel' our loca l tipsters going to wake and the picture looked indeed T otals 3510211 4 Totals 3 1 B 24 10 from Occidental Saturday and en· To Lead Football up to the fact that a guy can't dark fo r the Engineers. I n the Occidental ...... 00000 a 5 I x-6 tered the track meet against the Blacker's six ma n grid squad PASADENA BOWLING break the world's record every Caltech ...... 1 I 2 0 0 0 0 0 0--4 COURTS eighth the lads from Eagle Rock Errors-Pfei ffer 2, Stalkamp. Neverm an, Frosh. A near 60 points parted continued on their winning ways 970 E... t Colorado time he steps into the blocks. put the clincher over the plate Harper, Rinehar t, W ilkinson. Winner Oxy and Tech when the last Sturdevant. Loser- Hedrick. 2-Base h its in the intel'ilouse fOOLba.ll league Headquarters of Cal tech Bowlers And I thought that Me l was just with one more run to fini sh the Stallkamp, Patterson, Rinehart. Mackenzie. gun echoed through Tournament with a .12·0 decision over Dab Open II a .m . t o I • . m . SY. 3- 1341 ' running for "laughs." Sacrifice hJts- Smi th. Bases on balls--Off Special Student Rat. bef. ... , P.M , co ntesL with a 6·4 victory. Hedrick 4 . Schultz 3( .Sturdevant 2. Struck Park as fig hting Frosh cinder· ney , Tuesday. A second quar ter .xcept Saturday, Sunday, artd Holld.,.. And speaking of laughs reo A win over Oxy would have out- By Hedrick 3, Norman 1, Sturdevant men recognized the T iger's bet· lac Per Lin. 3. Double p lays-Wilkinson, Mackenzie, circus catch in the end zone by (Continued on Page 6) given the Beavers a. good shot Manoogian. tel' than a.verage year. lanky Art Bruington accounted for the first score wh ile J ohnny Mosich LOok a Da rb punt across paycli l't in the fmal seconds of the game to complete the seor· ing. The crucial gaille of the series will be fought next week when Ric ketts squares off with Black el' in a rai n·delayed game. A win for either will determine the touch football champs of this season. IT'S CAMELS THE 30·DAY Standings as of Tuesday night: Styled in the Mot· W L T FOR ME, PAT MILDNESS TEST WON Blacker ...... 2 o 1 gan manner, " Forever Fleming ...... 2 , 1 fOR TASTE AND ME OVER, RUSS. and Ever" is dance-tempt Ri cketts ...... 2 , o Dabney ...... ~2 2 o MILDNESS! CAMELS ARE SO MILD! ing. Russ likes smooth music Throop ...... 0 4 o a nd m ild cigarettes. "Camels" The results from last week: - says Russ-"they'ce my idea of Fleming (18), Throop WJ Ricketts (14J, Dabney \61 a mild, [lOc-tasting smoke !" Blacker (0), Fleming 10) Ricketts (18), Throop WI Blacker ( 12), Dabney (0)
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CAMPUS BREWINS he was excommunicated, and instrumen ts in the ~ house. Alas, fox-pit, is J ohn Heath, Blacker's TALKIN' IT OVER (Continued from Page 2) told that none of Schuster's cut a las, a las. Bluenose par excellence and high (Cqntl11ued from Page 5) Christian Group To rate indulgences would save his and Gawu knows where, gOt so Faux pas of the e ve ning was potentate of the H olier·Than· minds me that the golf team fin· lllterested in their work t hat black, tattered soul. when Haywal'd, while enjoying 'fhou-Soclety, to a last year's ally won a conference match. It Present Assembly they played the rest of the eve 'I'his woman, whose eyes glit the hospitality of the President's model yclept Nancy McDermott. was rumored that Pete Smith The Caltech ChristIan Fellow ning-good, too. tered fol' Hook's soul, is the one brews and salami, deposited a It's agal11st our policy to con wanted to sign up the divot dig· gratula.te couples on becommg ship will present a program dur OPEN ROAD, OPEN StlY of ~' h e N;llw d and the Dead reo large glob of mustard on the an gel's for a comedy short entitled engaged, even to ot.h el· girls. TillS "Why Don't You Try Gln Rum ing the assembly period on Mon The wander lust seems to af viewing fame, and is currently kle deep, pre-war carpet m the is Heath's second attempt in two my I nstead?" Alcoholics Anon day, May 9_ This meeting will fect even the less ammate (bu t running for e d ito r of the dimng 1'00m. We hasten to as years. Carrying on will be Myron ymous finally got a hold on Ed feature a speaker well known in not Schmipps) objects in the SciImipps glazed white weekly sure you that Mrs. DuBridge was Arcand, of the Blacker Social anu Revay. They put milk in the fifth the Christian Chu rch for his area, too. The other night Dan on an anti-Tech platform. Well, once a Home Ec teacher, and Morals Committee, \V ho was seen tha t Ed usually carries nestled broad knowledge of the Christian ny Ma rkoff's whole room, door, if she wa,:; good enough to be edi· cloublless knows 1001 ways to morosely waitmg '15 m inutes 111 111 beLween h ls putter and driv Literature and Doctrine. medicine cabmet, and ever), tot' of the Perry·Mansfield Pine take mustard out of a rug, so the Toll pal'kmg lot fol' hiS bet· er. ThlS so upset Ed that he pro The Fellowship group was or thing, migrated out into the Dab Bark, she should be able to han· fret not, Haywa.rd, you'll prob tel' ha lf, Floyd Humphrey, who ceeded to WIn match and t h u s ganized last year to provide an ney court to form a homey 11 ttIe dIe this job easIly. ably still graduate. wa.':i somewhere Wi thin saying shock the r est of the boys into opportunity for Bible study and scene to greet him upon his reo These gestures of tolerance by Although daughter DuBridge gallant (and beaucoup) guod a victoJ'Y. Sterling Steve Pardee d iscussion of Christian princi turn from the East. Movll1g was a few n1isled members of Dabney was not in eV idence while the I11gh ts to his (Floyd's) date. who has taken over Stokely's ples. Meetings are he 1 d on made more d1fficult by the fact ar e gIving the whole house an depraved Beavers were infesting JOh_llIlY Moss til'c{) of the local place as the most amplified man Wednesday and Friday at 12:30. that Westervelt's room had drift evil reputation, and the vast rna, the place, she has been seen late 111 school managed to turn in a The group is non-denomina ed up into Danny's. Earlier in jOri ty of the men in the house substitutes for his gal IJ1 Berke ly. She is now attending the semi·creditable game this time. tional. the week Al Hook's room had hasten to assure us that these Schmipps-equivalent of a prep ley, so he and Tom Benson (also If the kid keeps trymg as hard wandered even farther afield and individual aberrations do not attracted by a name in t 11 e UPPERCLASSMEN school, and the redoubtable Al as he has been there is likeli was found huddled in the Flem (the bold·face is theIrs) mea 11 north) took a romp to the other (Clmtinued from Page 1) Haber has been keepmg com· hoou of his developing into a ing court. that said majority is not stand pany with her. Was last seen at Side of Wilson Ave. Sunday night guests, so the party also affords they dragged very tired but sat· good golfer. Suspecting some connection, jng behind us, fOllr square
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