Instructions & Question Book Instructions

The object of the game is to score points by matching answers and to determine how well married couples actually know each other. Equipment Used in the Game 1. Question book containing 600 questions divided into 60 rounds (plus 60 bonus questions). 2. (4) Answer Cards on which to write answers. 3. Scorecard 4. (4) Dry-Erase Markers Note: You will need tissues to wipe marker off scorecard and answer cards. Rules for Standard Game The Newlywed Game is played in couples. For each game, one player is elected to read the questions to be answered. The questions are read and answered in order. 2, 3, or 4 couples may play. Each round consists of 10 questions - five for the wives and five for the husbands - plus one bonus question. For each answer matched correctly, the couple is awarded 20-50 points, based on the value of the question. (I.e., questions No. 1,2, 3 are worth 20 points.) Couples receive points for each correct matching answer. Highest score after 3 rounds wins. Playing the Game Couples sit facing each other a few feet apart. The men on one side, and the women on the other. The questions are asked to the women first; starting with “Round 1 Women.” The first question is read and each wife writes down her answer. Question is re-read and the first husband announces his answer. If it is the same as his wife has written, he wins points. The husband of the second couple announces his answer. Couple 3 and 4 follow in order. Circle score on scorecard for correct answer, then erase board and go to question 2. The second question is read, and the game continues as above. After the 5th question, the game continues with the husbands, and each writes his answers to questions No.1-5 “Round 1 Men.” Wives then announce their answers in order. The correct match for questions No.1, 2 and 3 are worth 20 points. Correct matches for questions No.4 and 5 are worth 50 points. Following “Round 1 Women” and “Round 1 Men,” the men are asked to write the answer to bonus question 1, on answer card. Wives must match answers to win 100 points. Following “Round 2 Women” and “Round 2 Men,” the women are asked to write the answer to bonus question 2, on answer card. Husbands must match answers to win 100 points, and so on. Bonus questions are found in the back of this book. Questions for Women

Round 1 1. What will your partner say is his very favorite kind of melon? 2. When it comes to having the "last word" in an argument, will your partner say that: It’s more important to him or It’s more important to you? 3. Will your partner say that: He’s a better lover than he looks or he looks like a better lover than he is? 4. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I could have easily won a "Weird Guy Photo Contest" if I had only taken a picture of him the time he wore (what)." Be Specific. 5. What will your partner say are his most favorite kind of "chips": chocolate chips, potato chips or poker chips? Round 2 1. Will your partner say that most of his friends are: taller than him, shorter than him, (or) about the same size as him? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "It really drives me up the wall when he deliberately puts his (blank) (where)? 3. Will your partner say: You know more about his 1st romantic experience or he knows more about your 1st romantic experience? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If I could sprinkle fairy dust all over my guy, I’d wish for him to suddenly become (what)." 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If you need a lot of gas to make a car run, then you need a lot of (blank) to make him run." Round 3 1. Will your partner say he prefers his potatoes: Mashed, Fried or Baked? 2. What will your partner say is his favorite thing to "whine about" these days…? And give me your answer as if you were imitating him whining it to you. 3. Which one of the following will your partner say best describes the way you really and truly felt last night: turned on, turned down, or turned off? 4. What will your partner say is the one thing in your house that, if it disappeared tomorrow, you really wouldn’t miss it? Be specific. 5. Lately, when it comes to your bedroom behavior, will your partner say you need to have a little more: Patience, Imagination, or Enthusiasm? Round 4 1. The last time the two of you attended a party, will your partner say it was in honor of someone’s: Birthday, Anniversary or Something else? 2. What will your partner say is the silliest superstition you have? Be specific. 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "His friend (blank) has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend (blank) could really ring my chimes!" 4. If your partner could have a custom-made cuckoo clock designed, which one of your friend’s heads will he say would look the most appropriate popping out? 5. Will your partner say that you were born: in the morning, in the afternoon or in the evening? Round 5 1. Which one of the following will your partner say was the last thing you rode: A bus, a train, or a plane? 2. At the movies, will your partner say he usually roots for: the good guys or the bad guys? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "When it comes to my man’s body, somehow his (blank) just doesn’t seem to go with his (what)!" 4. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If he donated his (blank) to science, they’d probably refuse it." Your answers must match exactly. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: I think it’s a riot that he is really scared to death of (blank)." Be specific.

2 Questions for Men

Round 1 1. Will your partner say that most of the food she buys at the grocery store comes in: boxes, bags or cans? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "My partner’s idea of a wild night is a (blank) and a (what). 3. Who will your partner say sleeps with more of themselves exposed? You or her? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Okay, you forced it out of me…her (Blank) has just been pathetic lately!" Be specific. 5. Who will your partner say is the one person that’s really been a thorn in her side since she met you? Round 2 1. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "As far as I know, she made whoopie for the first time when she was (blank) years old and my first time was when I was (blank) years old." 2. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is her talking about you: "I’m basically not a jealous person, but sometimes I think he loves (blank) as much as he loves me!" Be specific. 3. When it comes to whoopie, will your partner say you’re more: The exotic type, the erotic type or the neurotic type? 4. What will your partner say you hear her say more often: "I want it", or "I can’t live without it"? 5. What will your partner say is the one thing she did recently that you’re still waiting for her to apologize for? Be specific. Round 3 1. What will your partner say she was most teased about as a little kid? And be specific, gentlemen. 2. If a waitress undercharged you $20 on your dinner bill, will your partner say she would or would not tell her? 3. Who will your partner say is the last person, besides her, to see you in your birthday suit? 4. Where will your partner say would be the best place for you to go just to make her really furious with you? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "It’s unanimous! Her (Blank) is really great!" Be specific. Round 4 1. Will your partner say: She has more birthmarks or you have more birthmarks? 2. Will your partner say you that you are or are not a male chauvinist? 3. When the two of you kiss, will your partner say you do or do not keep your eyes open? 4. Which window in her home will your partner say she’d have the most trouble seeing the sunset from? Be specific. 5. Who will your partner say is the one woman she definitely, positively, no doubt about it, doesn’t trust you to be alone with? Round 5 1. What place will your partners say your last argument began in? Be specific. 2. Which will your partner say is truer: She gives you more back-talk or you give her more back-talk? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "When it comes to really romantic behavior, her attitude would best be described as (blank) in the morning, but (what) at night!" 4. Will your partner say most of the people the two of you know probably think: you’re too big for your britches or she’s too big for her britches? 5. What will your partner say is the one thing in your home that’s really "Mickey Mouse"? Be specific.

3 Questions for Women

Round 6 1. In the past year , will your partner say he’s thrown more: Softballs, Footballs, Basketballs, or Bowling Balls? 2. Since you first met, will your partner say: He’s gotten more boring or you’ve gotten more boring? 3. Which one of the following will your partner say you think best describes his behavior lately in the romance department: unconcerned, unconventional, uncoordinated or unconscious? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him. "If God wanted him to (blank), he would have given him (what)?" 5. If you were advertising your partners bedroom behavior last week, which one of the following will he say you’d use to describe it: "New and improved", "Old fashioned recipe", or "Never had it, never will"? Round 7 1. What will your partner say is closest to his home: A department store, A grocery store or a drug store? 2. Where in public will your partner say the two of you were the last time you truly "made a fool of yourself?" 3. How will your partner say you’ll complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If you want a real good laugh, just hide in our bedroom and watch him (do what)!" Be specific. 4. What will your partner say is the one thing that makes his weirdest neighbor so weird? Be specific. 5. Which of the following will your partner say his taste buds like the least: Eggplant, Egg Nog or Egg Foo Young? Round 8 1. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "When I first met him, he was really wet behind the ears, when it came to (what)" Be specific. 2. Will you partner say that: You’re more dependent on him or he’s more dependent on you? 3. In the delicatessen of love, how will your partner say you think he behaved last night: Like a hot pastrami, like a cold turkey, like a deviled egg, or like chopped liver. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "Lately, he has been (blanking) like Rambo and (doing what) like Bozo!" 5. Will your partner say that there’s more space for rent: in his brain or in your brain? Round 9 1. Which of the following Alfred Hitchcock film titles will your partner say best sums up how you really felt about him, when the two of you first met: Spellbound, Psycho, or The Wrong Man? 2. At parties will your partner say he prefers to: sit, stand or lean against a wall? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "The longest I can go without whoopie is (blank) but the longest he can go without whoopie is (blank)." 4. Who will your partner say is the biggest moron the two of you know? 5. What will your partner say was the name of the last street the two of you made whoopie on? That’s not counting the one you live on now! Round 10 1. What will your partner say was the last thing that happened in your home that would have been perfect for a TV show called "Marital Bloops and Blunders?" Be Specific. 2. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is him talking about you: "They would have loved her friend (blank) on Halloween because she’s a real witch." 3. How will your partner say you think he behaved in the romance department last night: Like an old man, like a new man, or like a dead man? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "If I was blindfolded, I would be able to pick my man out of any group of men, just by feeling his (blank)." 5. When you walk out the front door of his home, will your partner say the closes public mailbox is: To the right, to the left or straight ahead?

4 Questions for Men

Round 6 1. What will your partner say was the "price of a ticket" at the last movie you went to together? Your answers must match exactly. 2. Which one of the following will your partner say you enjoy the most: making money, making love or Monday Night Football? 3. Will your partner say you wish she was more lusty or more busty? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She looks just like a "cute little baby" every time she plays with her (blank)." Be specific. 5. "Ding, dong, the witch is dead. The wicked witch is dead." Who will your partner say you’d nominate as her replacement? Round 7 1. Which one of these sea creatures will your partner say you think she behaved most like on your first date together: a crab, a clam, an octopus or a flounder? 2. Who will your partner say led more of a "wild life" before the two of you got together: you or her? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking to her. "If Miss Piggy is a sex symbol then even your friend (blank) can be one." 4. What will your partner say is the one thing she’s really interested in that you couldn’t care less about? Be specific. 5. When your partner is standing sideways which letter of the alphabet will she say the shape of her body most resembles? Round 8 1. Will your partner say she prefers to "hit the sack" on her: right side, left side, front side, or back side? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "she is too intense when it comes to (blank) and she’s not nearly intense enough when it comes to (what)." 3. Which one of these chairs will your partner say best describes her behavior in the romance department last week: an easy chair, a director’s chair, a rocking chair or a folding chair? 4. What will your partner say is the one thing she does on purpose just to really get your goat? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "I don’t know where she got her (Blank) because it looks more like it belongs on a (What)?" Be specific. Round 9 1. Will your partner say you prefer: red licorice, black licorice or candy-coated licorice? 2. What will your partner say is the one thing you’re always, always…wrong about?...but you know you’re not. Be specific. 3. When it comes to your partner’s body, will she say you’re fondest of the parts that wiggle or the parts that jiggle? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "My partner is kinda weird because her (blank) should be lower and her (what) should be higher!" 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "When it comes right down to it, I know I (Blank) a lot more than she gives me credit for!" Round 10 1. Where will your partner say is the one place she goes for her favorite hamburger? Your answers must match exactly. 2. Will your partner say you think she comes up with more: stupid questions, stupid answers or stupid problems? 3. How will your partner say you approached romance last night: an old way, a new way or no way? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "What terrifies me most is the thought of her never being able to stop (what)?" Be specific. 5. If there was an earthquake, which part of your partner’s body will she say would register highest on the Richter scale: Her top part, Her middle part, (or) Her bottom part?

5 Questions for Women

Round 11 1. Which one of the following will your partner say he likes to eat the most: Ice Cream Cones, Ice Cream Sundaes, or Ice Cream Sandwiches. 2. What will your partner say, you think, was the last really cowardly thing he did? Be specific. 3. When it comes to the bedroom, will you partner say: you’ve taught him more "new tricks" or he’s taught you more "new tricks"? 4. Will your partner say that there are (or) are not enough policemen patrolling your neighborhood? 5. When your partner is a "bad boy", what will he say is your favorite way to punish him? Be specific. Round 12 1. What will your partner say is his least favorite kind of poultry? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I wish I had a video camera the last time he (blanked) at home, because then I’d have proof that he’s very, very weird!" Be specific. 3. Since you’ve been together, will your partner say you think he doesn’t: kiss you enough, hug you enough, or do "you-know-what" enough? 4. Will your partner say that his favorite animals to watch at the zoo are: the lions, the kangaroos, the monkeys or some other animal? 5. When your partner gets romantic, will he say you think he’s more like: a tiger, a hyena, a baboon, or just a lion there! Round 13 1. Will your partner say that he spends most of the night sleeping closer to: the edge of the bed or the center of the bed? 2. Will your partner say that: He’s more of a hypochondriac or you’re more of a hypochondriac? 3. Will your partner say you think most women would find his: front view least sexy, back view least sexy or side view least sexy? 4. What will your partner say is his favorite kind of nut? Your answers must match exactly. 5. Which of the following will your partner say is his favorite holiday: Thanksgiving, Easter or Halloween? Round 14 1. What article of Clothing in your wardrobe will your partner say makes you look "slightly sleazy?" Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: I hate to say this but he looks just like "a little old lady" when he (does what)." Be specific. 3. When will your partner say was the last whoopie session the two of you had, that really should have been given the gong! I’m looking for the day now. 4. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking: "Take my partner’s (blank), please!" Be specific. 5. Will your partner say that: You have more male characteristics or he has more female characteristics? Round 15 1. Who will your partner say gets more junk mail? You or him? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I warned him that if he made any snide remarks about me today, I’d tell you all about the way he (blanks) when he thinks no one can see him!" 3. What kind of insect will your partner say he looks like when he’s really romantic? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If I wanted to, I could really get him angry just by throwing out his (what)?" 5. Where will your partner say was the most crowded place the two of you ever got really romantic? Be specific.

6 Questions for Men

Round 11 1. Which kind of soup will your partner say she would order first: Creamy, chunky or crunchy? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking. "If Bruce Springsteen was Born To Run, my partner was born to (blank)." 3. Who will your partner say utters more "lovey-dovey stuff" during a hot and heavy romance session: you or her? 4. Which of the following will your partner say you think she’s been saying much too often lately: Don’t do that! Do that! or Get way from that! 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "My partner will probably kill me for telling everyone that her (What) is not the "real thing." Be specific. Round 12 1. What will your partner say is your birthstone? Your answers must match exactly. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "If you wanted to learn anything about (blank), forget her because she’d be a lousy teacher!" 3. The first time you and your partner made whoopie, will she say she tried to act: more experienced than she really was or less experienced than she really was? 4. If your partner was a product and came with a warning label, what will she say you think the warning label would be?...and say it like you’re reading her warning label right now. 5. What will your partner say is the one thing she always says about you, that you feel is totally unfair? Be specific. Round 13 1. What will your partner say is the tackiest thing you’ve ever seen her do in a restaurant? Be specific. 2. Speaking from your vast experience with women, what will your partner say you think is the one characteristic you’ve found in every woman you’ve met that really drives you crazy? Be specific. 3. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is her talking: "When I get really romantic, I like to take off my (blank) but leave on my (what)." 4. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "I am absolutely, positively, 100% convinced that she is a (blank) fanatic!" Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "If she had to publish a profit and loss statement about herself, it would say that she gained on her (Blank) but lost on her (What)." Round 14 1. What will your partner say was the last really gross thing you watched her eat? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "I haven’t the slightest clue why she likes to (blank) because I don’t think it’s very feminine!" Be specific. 3. What will your partner say is the most famous landmark the two of you have ever gotten really romantic by? Be specific. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "You can lead her to (blank) but you can’t make her (what)." 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She is convinced that our (Blank) is possessed by evil spirits." Be specific. Round 15 1. What will your partner say was the last thing she got insanely jealous about? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "It took a real long time, but I think I’ve finally gotten accustomed to her weird way of (doing what)." 3. Will your partner say you think you’re more: sensual than she is, sexual than she is, or better looking than she is? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Her brain shuts down completely whenever I want to discuss (blank)." Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She has no idea that I just pretend to like her (Blank)." 7 Questions for Women

Round 16 1. Will your partner say that his favorite sport is divided into: Quarters, Halves, Periods or Something else? 2. Will your partner say that you’re more of a credit card, cash or check person? 3. When you and your partner kissed for the very first time, will he say you were: sitting, standing or lying down? 4. What will your partner say is without a doubt the worst thing to ask a pregnant woman? 5. What will your partner say is the largest thing in his house or apartment on wheels? Be specific. Round 17 1. Will your partner say that you, personally do or do not have money hidden somewhere in your home right now? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "You’d never know this unless you knew him personally, but his taste in (blank) is just awful!" 3. Which one of your five senses will your partner say received the most pleasure on your very first date together? 4. If you went away for a week, will your partner say he would or would not consider sleeping with an inflatable doll? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He just loves old (what)." Be specific. Round 18 1. Will your partner say that the very last person, other than him, who got on your nerves was: A friend of yours, a friend of his, a relative of yours or a relative of his? 2. Who will your partner say has more "idiosyncrasies" in the bedroom: You or him? 3. Thinking back to the very first time the two of you made whoopie together, will your partner say: It happened right on the spot or you had to go somewhere else? 4. Will your partner say he likes his ice cream: On a sugar cone, on a wafer cone or in a cup? 5. When it comes to hot and heavy romance, will your partner say you think, he’s: a little on the formal side, a little on the informal side or a little on the abnormal side? Round 19 1. Not counting you, what will your partner say is the one thing he holds in his hand most often at home? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This you talking about him: "I’d imagine that most men would laugh themselves silly if they knew he liked to (what)." Be specific. 3. Will your partner say the two of you usually make whoopie over or under the covers? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "It’s amazing that in this day and age, a modern man like him has such ancient ideas when it comes to (what)?" 5. Which of the following will your partner say, you say, most often to him: "Are you serious?" Are you at it again?" or "Are you nuts?" Round 20 1. The very last time you went shopping for clothes, will your partner say you paid for it with: Check, Cash or Credit Card? 2. Which will your partner say is truer: He’s tied to his mother’s apron strings or you’re tied to your mother’s apron strings? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I can’t believe we’ve been together this long and he still thinks (blank) turns me on!" 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "For the sake of our romance, next time my partner goes to a library, I hope he checks out a book about (what)!" 5. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is him talking about you: "I’m sure glad she isn’t anything like (blank)."

8 Questions for Men

Round 16 1. Will your partner say that: Her ancestors traveled further to get to America or your ancestors traveled further to get to America? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "It’s a good thing she and I aren’t Siamese twins, because when I’d want to (blank), she’d probably want to (what)." 3. Which one of the following will your partner say she’s been saying more often at home late at night: stop that, honey!, don’t stop, baby!, or when will it ever stop, dear!? 4. When your partner fixes her hair in the morning, will she say she prefers to use: a comb, a brush or something else? 5. What will your partner say is the most peculiar thing you’ve ever applied to her body? Be specific. Round 17 1. What will your partner say is the strangest or most unusual thing she’s ever received in the mail? Be specific. 2. Will your partner say that: You’re more of a sore loser or she’s more of a sore loser? 3. When you stare at your partner in a skimpy bathing suit, will she say it makes you think of cupcakes, pound cake, or pancakes? 4. What will your partner say was without a doubt the very last thing in her home that bit the dust? 5. If you could "hypnotize" your partner and put her completely under your spell, what will she say is the first thing you’d ask her to do? Be specific. Round 18 1. Who will your partner say has more freckles on their body: you or her? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "I’m pretty sure she has a brain: She just never uses it when it comes to (blank)!" Be specific. 3. What will your partner say she would prefer to have against her skin: fur, silk, angora or feathers? 4. Will your partner say her favorite beverage is or is not "carbonated"? 5. What will your partner say is the "stupidest" question she’s asked you this week? Round 19 1. Will your partner say your last girlfriend was more of a: teaser, pleaser or sleazer? 2. Since the two of you got together, will your partner say you think she’s done more: steaming, scheming, or screaming? 3. Which will your partner say happened first: she talked you into going to bed with her or you talked her into going to bed with you? 4. If you make a right turn out of your driveway, then a left turn onto the next street, and then a right turn onto the next street…what street will your partner say you’d find yourself on? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "I’m just a normal guy, but she expects me to be Superman when it comes to (Blank)!" Round 20 1. What will your partner say is the most embarrassing thing she did in public, recently, that would shock most people? Be specific. 2. What will your partner say is the name of the one woman, you think, she’s most jealous of? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking. "She and I have been making whoopie since (blank)." And I’m looking for an exact date. 4. What will your partner say is her favorite thing to spread on bread? Your answers must match exactly. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Whenever I’m in the mood for love, it’s a real turn-off when she (Does what)." Be specific.

9 Questions for Women

Round 21 1. When it comes to pizza, will your partner say he prefers: Thin Crust or Thick Crust? 2. So far, will your partner say that the game of love has been played mostly by: his rules or your rules? 3. What will your partner say was the last funny or unusual thing you saw him do…completely naked? And whoopie doesn’t count? Be specific. 4. What will your partner say is the one thing in your kitchen that would best be described as a "lethal weapon"? Be specific. 5. If John Madden was announcing your very first evening date together, will your partner say his closing remark about you would have been: "He got sacked tonight!" "He got blitzed tonight!" or "He got benched tonight!" Round 22 1. On your very first date together, will your partner say he behaved more like: A large Octopus, a little chicken, or a lot of bull? 2. What will your partner say was the last thing he said he’d do right away that he still hasn’t done yet? Be specific. 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "His idea of being sexy is a little (blank) and a lot of (what)." 4. What will your partner say is the one thing in his wardrobe that you think would look more appropriate in a ladies wardrobe? Be specific. 5. Which of the following will your partner say you last heard him do: snore, sneeze or sing? Round 23 1. Will your partner say he sleeps best on a mattress that is: Soft, Medium or Hard? 2. They say that couples who are together for a while start to become more alike. Will your partner say: You’re becoming more like him or he’s becoming more like you? 3. Where will your partner say was the last place the two of you "would–have-if-you-could-have-but-didn’t" do you know what? Be specific. 4. Will your partner say that: More of his teeth show when he smiles or more of your teeth show when you smile? 5. Will your partner say there are more "pains in the neck" in: your family or his family? Round 24 1. How many covers are on the bed the two of you sleep on most often? 2. Which of the following will your partner say you think he loses more often? His temper, his money, his keys or his sense of humor? 3. Will your partner say that you spend more time running around the house: topless or bottomless? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "When I pictured what my prince charming would be like, he had a whole lot more (blank) than my guy does and whole lot less (what)." 5. Will your partner say that he thinks you’re more likely to have a sexual fantasy about: his best friend, his boss or his brother? Round 25 1. What will your partner say is his very favorite kind of berry? 2. If we hooked your partner up to a lie detector, right now, what will he say is the one thing you’d most like to ask him? Be specific. 3. Other than, "I’m tired" what will your partner say was the wildest excuse he ever gave you for not being in the mood for love? Be specific. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "Most people think he has a funny looking (blank) but take it from me, his (what) looks even funnier!" 5. Will your partner say that most of his shirts do or do not have those funny little plastic things inside the collar?

10 Questions for Men Round 21 1. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "If all her old boyfriends got together to reminisce about her, they’d probably laugh hysterically when someone said, ‘Hey, remember the way she (what)!’" 2. Will your partner say her first impression of you was: "I’ll bet he’s square", "I’ll bet he’s sleazy", or "I’ll bet he’s strange"? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "When I first met her I thought it would take (blank) until we made whoopie, but it actually took (blank)", and I’m looking for two amounts of time. 4. Which of the following baseball terms will your partner say best describes your last whoopee session: a short-stop, an error (or) extra innings? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "In one of my most terrifying nightmares, I’m at a party with all her friends and (Blank) is chasing me around the house with no clothes on!" Round 22 1. What will your partner say are the first three digits of the phone number you dial most often? And that’s not counting the area code. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "This may sound hard to believe, but she is a real prude when it comes to (blank)." 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Although she thinks she looks real sexy in her (blank), take it from me as a man…she doesn’t!" Be specific. 4. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is her talking about you: "I’ll bet he and I make whoopee a heck of a lot less than our friends (Blank) and (Blank)? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "If our sex life continues at the same rate it’s been going, then I’m going to (What)." Round 23 1. On your first date together, will your partner say you were: all hands or all mouth? 2. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is her talking about you: "He loves to get compliments about his (blank) but hates to be kidded about his (what)." 3. Thinking back to your very first whoopie session together, will your partner say it was more: high risk, high pressure, high flying or high comedy? 4. When your partner got ready for your last romantic interlude, will she say the very last thing she took off was: Above the waist, Below the knees (or) Somewhere in between? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "If her attitude towards sex is anything like it is now, when I’m 60 I’m going to be a very (Blank) old man." Round 24 1. What will your partner say is the sleaziest gift you ever bought for her? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her. "If my partner was a talking doll that repeated just one phrase, when you pulled her string, she’d say (what)." 3. At your last whoopie session, what will your partner say she tried to do more: spice things up or slow things down? 4. Who will your partner say would stand a better chance of winning a sexy "buns" contest: You (or) Her? 5. Who or what will your partner say was the last thing that interrupted the two of you during a "moment of passion"? Be specific. Round 25 1. Who will your partner say was the one person that had the most doubts about the two of you getting together? 2. Which saying will your partner say best describes the two of you: "Birds of a feather flock together" or "Opposites attract"? 3. At your last romantic interlude, who will your partner say started it and who will she say finished it? 4. If you partner could go to a séance and contract the spirit of any famous person who once lived, who will she say she’d probably get in touch with? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is your talking: "In my eyes, any woman who fits into a size (Blank) bikini top and a size (Blank) bikini bottom, is fine and dandy with me!" Your answers must match exactly. 11 Questions for Women

Round 26 1. Will your partner say that most of his shirts are: Long-sleeved or Short-sleeved? 2. What will your partner say is the one thing he did to you that you think he should "felt guilty" about?...but he really doesn’t. Be specific. 3. Will your partner say: He knows more ways to please a woman or you know more ways to please a man? 4. What will your partner say is the one part of his body that really doesn’t seem "to fit" with the rest of him? 5. What will your partner say is his favorite thing to procrastinate about? Be specific. Round 27 1. What will your partner say was the last great deal he took advantage of…that you think really turned out to be a sour deal in the end? Be specific. 2. What will your partner say is the one bit of evidence you have that might prove he was once a woman in a previous life? Be specific. 3. How many whoopie sessions will your partner say the two of you had before he introduced you to his mother: None, one, more than 1 but less than 10 or we lost count? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If a baby grew up around my guy, its first word would be (blank)." 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "All our friends know that (blank) turns me on, but I doubt if they know that (blank) turns him on." Round 28 1. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "His last girlfriend was a lot of things, but the one thing she was for sure was (what)." 2. If he had a guest in his house, what will your partner say is the one thing he’d be dying to show him, that you think is really boring? Be specific. 3. What will your partner say he would most like to dip you in before your next whoopie session, just for the fun of it? 4. What is your most silly pet name for your partner? 5. In whose bed will your partner say the two of you first made "whoopie" in: his, yours or somebody else’s? Round 29 1. What will your partner say that most of the shirts in his closet are buttoned or unbuttoned? 2. Who will your partner say is basically a more insensitive person: you or him? 3. Which one of these furniture terms will your partner say you think best describes his romantic technique last night: antique, modern, unfinished or French provincial? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He can’t stand it when I use his (blank)." Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He hates it when I call him (what)." Round 30 1. Will your partner say that most of the main dishes you cook are: baked, broiled or microwaved? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If you want the truth, he (blanks) much too fast and he (whats) much too slow….for me anyway! 3. During the past week, will your partner say: He’s been in the mood more often or you’ve been in the mood more often? 4. What will your partner say is the one annoying thing he does just like his mother? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I think the ideal whoopie session should last about (blank) but he thinks it should last about (what)?" Your answers must match exactly.

12 Questions for Men

Round 26 1. Will your partner say that: You left your last girlfriend or your last girlfriend left you? 2. What will your partner say is one thing she does "just like a man"? 3. There was a superman, batman and the bionic man…but if your partner had to make up the name of a "man" to describe you on your most passionate night, what will she say it would be? 4. Out of all the people the two of you know, who will your partner say is without a doubt, the biggest, and I mean the biggest……trouble maker? 5. What will your partner say was the last bit of "top secret" gossip she let slip off her tongue…that you think she shouldn’t have? Be specific. Round 27 1. What will your partner say was the last thing she threw a tantrum about? Be specific. 2. During a normal conversation, will your partner say: You usually say more dumb things or she usually says more dumb things? 3. We’re going to ask you to be poets. What word will your partner say you’d use to describe her lovemaking last night, and we want you to use a word that rhymes with the word "night". 4. Who will your partner say was probably the saddest person on the face of the earth when the two of you got serious? 5. Will your partner say you think more things: go "over her head" or go "in one ear and out the other"? Round 28 1. Where specifically, will your partner say is the most embarrassing thing in her home at this very moment? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She could be a lot better at (blank)…but on the other hand, she couldn’t be worse at (what)." 3. Nutritionists say one whoopie session burns off 150 calories. If that’s true, how many calories will your partner say she burned off last week? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "It’s no secret that she is pretty bad at (Blank) but she’s downright rotten at (Blank)." 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Even if she wanted to sell it, she couldn’t get very much for her (blank)." Be specific. Round 29 1. What will your partner say is the heaviest thing in her refrigerator right now? Your answers must match exactly. 2. Which of the following will your partner say you need to do the most: Make more money, get more patience or grow up a little? 3. Will your partner say it would be more appropriate for: your last girlfriend to wear a bag over her head or her last boyfriend to wear a bag over his head? 4. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence: This is you talking to her: "My greatest nightmare would be waking up and seeing (Blanks) face there instead of yours." 5. Not counting the obvious physical features, what will your partner say is the one big difference between the two of you? Be specific. Round 30 1. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "They say ‘you can’t win ‘em all’ but I’m positive I won the last argument we had about (what)." Be specific. 2. While you sleep, will your partner say that the two of you are more often: toe to toe, cheek to cheek, back to back or nose to nose? 3. If you were a mosquito, whose body will your partner say you’d most like to swoop down and bite? (And that’s not counting hers) 4. If your partner went away for a week, who will she say you’d want to come over and keep you company? 5. Who will your partner say is the biggest "nutcase" out of all the people you’re related to?

13 Questions for Women

Round 31 1. Will your partner say that: You steal the covers more often or he steals the covers more often? 2. What will your partner say you think is the "goofiest" think about him? 3. What will your partner say is his favorite food to really put him in the mood? 4. Who will your partner say has more friends of the opposite sex: you or him? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking to him: "There’s a spectacular view of (blank) from your (what) window?" Be specific. Round 32 1. When the two of you got to a movie theater, will you partner say you usually sit: near the front, near the middle or near the back? 2. Will your partner say you think: He spends too much time in front of the mirror or he doesn’t spend enough time in front of the mirror? 3. Lately, when it comes to whoopie, will your partner say you’ve been behaving more like: Dr. No, Dr. Do-little, Dr. Strange-Love or Dr. Pepper? 4. Will your partner say his old girlfriends remember him more for: his personality or his sexual prowess? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "Mr. T would probably yell, "You sissy" if he knew my husband liked to (do what) when no one’s around." Be specific. Round 33 1. What will your partner say is the biggest "cock and bull story" he ever told you about his wild bachelor days? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I wouldn’t say he’s really stupid, but he sure doesn’t know beans about (blank)!" Be specific. 3. When your partner’s behind the wheel of "The Love Mobile," which will he say you tell him to do more often: stop!, slow down! or speed up!? 4. The David Letterman show has stupid pet tricks. What will your partner say is the one thing that he can do right now that qualifies as a stupid lover trick? Be specific. 5. If your whoopie sessions were like television programs, which will your partner say you think best describes your last one: first run, re-run, or cancelled? Round 34 1. Will your partner say that most of the time he shaves: Before he showers, After he showers or some other time? 2. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is him talking about you: "I wish you would stop nagging me about (blank), after all, I am a grown man!" 3. Will your partner say the last "romantic disaster" the two of you had was: his fault, your fault or someone else’s fault? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I think it’s kinda weird that he has a king size (blank) and an itty-bitty (what)." 5. What will your partner say is the name of the song that the two of you consider to be "your song"? Round 35 1. Which one of the following will your partner say he’d rather eat: banana cream pie, banana splits or just plain old banana? 2. If you’re partner was stranded on a deserted island, what will he say there’d be absolutely no chance of him eating…even if it meant life or death? 3. Where will your partner say was the most cramped place the two of you ever made whoopie? Be specific? 4. There’s an old saying, "you can’t take it with you," but if it turned out that you could, what will your partner say is the one thing he’d want to take? Be specific. 5. At the university of whoopie, will your partner say you think that lately his bedroom, technique would get an "F" in: originality, creativity, style or stamina?

14 Questions for Men

Round 31 1. When your very first really romantic date with your partner was over, will she say you had: more to brag about, more to worry about or more to be embarrassed about? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "She and I will probably never, ever agree on the right way to (what)!" Be specific. 3. Romantically speaking, last night will your partner say you acted like: a dud, a stud or a stick in the mud? 4. What will your partner say is her biggest complaint about the bed you sleep in together most often? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She probably would have made out better when she was available if she (what)?" Round 32 1. Which of the following song titles will your partner say comes closest to what she actually said to you, at the end of your very first date together: You ain’t nothin’ But a Hound Dog, Hit The Road Jack, or I’m Easy? 2. What will your partner say is the one thing she did recently that made you wonder…is she "playing with a full deck?" Be specific. 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "When it comes to sheer pleasure, the only thing I’d rank ahead of making whoopie with her is (what)!" Be Specific. 4. What will your partner say her IQ is? 5. Which will your partner say is truer: your mother makes her crazy or her mother makes you crazy? Round 33 1. Who will your partner say is her favorite comedian? Your answers must match exactly. 2. If Archie Bunker met you and your partner, will she say he’d think: you were more of a meathead or she was more of a dingbat? 3. What will your partner say is the most titillating movie you’ve ever seen together? Your answers must match exactly. 4. Will your partner say being with you has been hardest on her: Eyes, Ears, Nose, (or) Throat? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her. "Little girls are made of sugar and everything nice, but when it comes to my little girl, I think they added a little (what) instead." Round 34 1. What will your partner say is the title of the dirtiest book in your home? Your answers must match exactly. 2. Will your partner say that more of the people the two of you know think: you’re "out to lunch" more often or she’s "out to lunch" more often? 3. Where will your partner say was the last place you felt like getting romantic, but she said, "No way Jose'" Be specific. 4. Whose family will your partner say would be able to supply the "National Enquirer" with the most "outrageous" stories: Yours (or) Hers? 5. What will your partner say is the one thing the two of you try not to talk about because it’s inevitable that an argument will take place? Be specific. Round 35 1. Will your partner say that you tend to breathe more out of: your nose or your mouth? 2. Which will your partner say happened first in your relationship: you got mad at her or she got mad at you? 3. Will your partner say that she does or does not get jealous when other women flirt with you? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "When she bends over, she looks like the back end of a (What)." Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "There are at least two things she isn’t any good at…one is (blank) and the other is (what)."

15 Questions for Women

Round 36 1. When you first met your partner, will he say you thought he was really: A man’s man, a ladies man or a momma’s boy? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "His sense of humor can best be compared to (blanks) sense of humor." 3. What will your partner say is your main complaint about his romantic technique? Be specific. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He just loves to dip his (blank) in (what)." 5. How much time will your partner say passed from the time you first met ‘til the time he bought you something? Your answers must match exactly. Round 37 1. Will your partner say his favorite snack has more: salt, sugar or starch? 2. Will your partner say most of his "buddies" are: a little weird, a little dumb or a little dull? 3. What one word will your partner say you’d use to describe his "bedroom behavior" lately? You’re answer must match exactly. 4. Which one of your partner’s friends will he say landed the best wife? 5. What will your partner say is the very last sport he actually participated in? Round 38 1. At the last party the two of you attended, will you partner say that they did or did not serve hors d’oeuvres? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "Since we got together, I can’t get him to stop (blanking) and I can’t get him to start (doing what)!" 3. If you and your partner only spoke body language on your very first date together, what will he say his body spent most of the date saying to your body? 4. When friends talk about the two of you, will your partner say, most of them say: I pity him" (or) "I pity her?" 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He might be surprised to find out that I think (blank) is the most kissable huggable, you-know-whatable person we know!" Round 39 1. When it comes to chicken will your partner say he is: A leg man, a thigh man, or a breast man? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He is very happy with a (blank) in his hand, and a (what) in his mouth." Be specific. 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: When we get romantic he thinks it’s really sexy to (blank) but I think it’s really ridiculous!" Be specific. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This I you talking about him: "If old MacDonald had a face-lift-farm, our friends (blank) and (blank) would be the first ones to E-I-E-I-O their way over there." 5. Where will your partners say was the last place he wanted to "fool around" but you said, "whaddiya crazy!" You’re answers must match exactly. Round 40 1. When your partner eats an ice cream cone, will he say he does most of the licking: from the top down, from the bottom up or from side to side? 2. Lately, will your partner say that: you’ve been acting more like a man or he’s been acting more like a woman? 3. Which one of your partner’s friends will he say you flirt with the most? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He would be a perfect male specimen if only his (blank) were smaller." 5. When you’re sleeping, what will your partner say is on your pillow more of the time: Your right cheek, your left cheek, or the back of your head?

16 Questions for Men

Round 36 1. Right now, who will your partner say is wearing a "newer" outfit: you or her? 2. What will your partner say was the last thing she screamed at you about? And let’s hear you scream it just like she did! 3. What will your partner say is the last irrelevant thing she said to you during a whoopie session? Be specific. 4. What creature will your partner say, you think, she most resembles first thing in the morning? Your answers must match exactly. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "I would imagine that all the bodies in heaven look like (Blanks) body and all the bodies in ‘the other place’ look like (Whose)."…(and that’s not counting hers) Round 37 1. What kind of wood will your partner say most of the furniture in your home is made of? 2. What will your partner say is the one thing you love doing to her that makes her say, "Stop it! I hate it when you do that!" Be specific. 3. Since you’re first night together, will your partner say you think: she’s learned more things that turn you on or you’ve learned more things that turn her on? 4. Will your partner say that: Your mother was probably more of a hot number in her day (or) Her mother was probably more of a hot number in her day? 5. In what month will your partner say the two of you made whoopee for the very first time? Round 38 1. Will your partner say that most of the friends the two of you have are: married, divorced or single? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "No matter what we argue about, if she’s losing, out of desperation she’s sure to say (what)." 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking. "Ideally, I’d like to have whoopie (blank) times a week and she would like to have it (what)?" 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She wasted good money on a (Blank) for herself but she should have bought a (What) for me!" 5. If you wanted to add up all the times the two of you made whoopee this past month, will your partner say she could add them all up: on 1 hand, on 2 hands, on 2 hands and a foot (or) on 2 hands and 2 feet? Round 39 1. What will your partner say was the last "little white lie" she told you that she almost got away with? Be specific. 2. Will your partner say she is more worried about discussing: her relatives, her friends her sex life or something else? 3. Which will your partner say is truer: Her romantic habits took more getting used to or your romantic habits took more getting used to? 4. Will your partner say that the men in your family are more famous for their: Brains, Bodies, (or) Bank accounts? 5. What will your partner say she’s been saying most often in the bedroom lately: My Way, Your Way, (or) No Way? Round 40 1. Will your partner say that the clock you both look at most often in your house or apartment does or does not have second hand? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "The problem is her (blank) is way too "overactive" and her (what ) is not nearly active enough." 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Boy George is really macho compared to her ex-boyfriend (blank)." 4. Lately, will your partner say you think she’s guiltier of: Crummy cleaning, Crummy cooking, Crummy conversation (or) Crummy whoopee? 5. Will your partner say: you turn on more of her friends (or) she turns on more of your friends? 17 Questions for Women Round 41 1. Will your partner say the doorknob on the front door of his home looks more like: gold, silver, brass or something else? 2. Will your partner say that: It means more to you to have things your way or it means more to him to have things his way? 3. If the two of you went to a singles bar, will your partner say: He have an easier time picking up women or you’d have an easier time picking up men? 4. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is you talking. "Don Rickles would have no trouble putting down my guy. He could start with his (blank) and then move on to his (what)." 5. During the very early stages of your relationship, will your partner say: he manipulated you more or you manipulated him more? Round 42 1. Will your partner say the place he usually gets his hair cut is more like: a barber shop or a beauty salon? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "It really makes his blood boil whenever I call him (what)." You’re answers must match exactly. 3. The last time you and your partner made whoopie, how many times will he say the second hand went around his watch? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him. "He obviously inherited his walk from a (what)?" Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If every man out there got romantic as often as he does, there’d sure be a lot of (blank) women around!" Round 43 1. Which one of the following will your partner say is his least favorite thing to eat: chocolate cake, chocolate ice cream or chocolate chip cookies? 2. What will your partner say is the one thing he says, about your friends that you’re sick to death of hearing? And let’s hear you say it just like he always does. 3. What will your partner say is the one most important thing he has to do to get in the mood for love? Be specific. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "Whenever he makes fun of my (blank) I say, oh yeah? Just get a load of your (what)!" 5. What will your partner say was the name of the last "fast-food" restaurant the two of you ate at together? Round 44 1. What cliché will your partner say you use the most often? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "It’s really beyond me how he can possibly (blank) and (what) at the same time!" 3. Who will your partner say gives a better massage: You or him? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking to him: "The one thing I’ve learned about being involved with you that’s really a drag is (what)." Be specific. 5. If your partner got lost, and found himself in the middle of the petrified forest, what will he say he’d be most petrified of? Be specific. Round 45 1. What will your partner say is the one most impressive feat of physical strength you ever watched him perform? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He could tell you everything there is to know about (blank)…but who cares!" Be specific. 3. When will your partner say is without a doubt the worst time you could possibly make sexual overtones to him? 4. Since the two of you have gotten together, who will your partner say has without a doubt, really made his life miserable? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "It’s pretty obvious why anybody would really have the hots for his friend (who)." 18 Questions for Men

Round 41 1. Which store will your partner say you spent the most money in this past week? Your answers must match exactly. 2. If you and your partner had decided not to get together, what will she say the main reason probably would have been? Be specific. 3. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is her talking: "My guy would be full of hogwash if he told you our sex life was (blank)." 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "I’d really love to put vanishing cream on her (Blank)!" 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She acts like she’s allergic to (blank)." Round 42 1. Which one of the following will your partner say she used the most last week: the elevator, the escalator or the stairs? 2. Who will your partner say has more sexual hang-ups: You or her? 3. Which of the following will your partner say best sums up your very first date together: you went too far, you didn’t go far enough, she went too far or she didn’t go far enough? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Ugly, Ugly, Ugglee! That’s all I can say about her (Blank)." 5. If you and your partner began round two of your very last argument right now, what will she say her first line would be? And say it just like she would? Round 43 1. The last time you thought "something fishy" was going on, what will your partner say you accused her of? Be specific. 2. What will your partner say was the last thing you did that caused her to throw a fit? Be specific. 3. What will your partner say is the funniest thing that’s ever ruined a potentially great hot and heavy romance session for the two of you? Be specific. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Her head would look just dyn-o-mite on her friend (Blank’s) body!" 5. Lately, in the romance department, will your partner say you’ve been behaving more like: a second-hand man, a minute-man, (or) a long-shoreman? Round 44 1. Will your partner say that the two of you do or do not own a lazy susan? 2. What will your partner say is the one thing she’ll always be confused about for as long as she lives? Be specific. 3. How many hours will your partner say passed, between your last whoopie session and the one before that? 4. Since you chose your partner out of all the fish in the sea, what kind of fish will she say, you think she’s most like? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "For some strange reason, she doesn’t seem to be able to relate to (blank)." Round 45 1. Where will your partner say she goes for her very favorite pizza? Your answers must match exactly. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "If you want to see her turn ‘beet red’, all I have to tell you about is the time she (what)." 3. Will your partner say there are or are not any "How-To" books about sex in your home? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She would be perfect if she had a little tighter (Blank) and a little looser (What)." 5. Will your partner say your favorite woman to fantasize about is: Older than her (or) Younger than her?

19 Questions for Women

Round 46 1. Will your partner say he guys his very favorite beverage in: a bottle, a can or a carton? 2. Will your partners say the two of you have more: friends who are wackos, relatives who are wackos or neighbors who are wackos? 3. Will your partner say he’s more at his "romantic peak" around sunrise or sunset? 4. What will your partner say is the one thing in his home that you’d most like to send to the moon? Be specific. 5. Will your partner say, you think, his sideburns are: too long, too short, too wide or too narrow? Round 47 1. The very last time you laughed hysterically at your partner, will he say it was over, something he did or something he couldn’t do? 2. What will your partner say is the most "original" thing about him? Be specific. 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He looks like a cute little boy when he (blanks) but he acts just like a dirty old man when he (what)." 4. Who will your partner say can make a funnier face: you or him? 5. Which will your partner say is the closest to his home: A police station, a fire station, or a bus station? Round 48 1. Since you’ve been together, will your partner say he’s spent more money on: shoe polish, furniture polish or car polish? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "Not many people know this but my partner gets really, really, nervous when (what)." Be specific. 3. What will your partner say is the one song he can sing that’s guaranteed to put you in the mood for love? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "His body was just not built for (what)." 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I’m sick and tired of hearing about it but he loves to give a graphic account of the time he (did what)!" Be specific. Round 49 1. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him. "I thought he was gonna bore everyone we know out of their minds recently because he wouldn’t stop bragging about (what)?" Be specific. 2. Since the two of you have known each other, which will your partner say has been more the case: He’s been like putty in your hands or you’ve been like putty in his hands? 3. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "First thing in the morning, his kisses taste just like (blank)." 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "At home, he usually acts like the king…but recently I saw him (blank) and he looked more like the Queen!" 5. Since you’ve been together, who will your partner say has come up with the "weirdest whoopie idea": you or him? Round 50 1. In all the meals you’ve had together, will your partner say you’ve served him more: Canned Fruit, Canned Vegetables or Canned Soup? 2. Given the choice, will your partner say he’d rather "take out": his boss, your mother, or the garbage? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If you rubbed your hand over his chest, it would feel like you were petting a (what)." Be specific. 4. What object would your partner say he’d like to hang on the wall to remind him of the first time the two of you made whoopie? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "Take my word for it, my guy’s (blank) is the best in town." Be specific.

20 Questions for Men

Round 46 1. When you shave, will your partner say you use more: up strokes, down strokes or side strokes? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Take my advice…and never, never, mess with her (blank)." 3. Will your partner say that your most recent whoopie session was: something old, something new or something else? 4. What will your partner say is the one most embarrassing thing you could tell everyone about her last boyfriend? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "As strange as this may sound, she has a (blank) fetish!" Be specific. Round 47 1. What will your partner say is your favorite finger food? Be specific. 2. What will your partner say is the last thing you did to her that you’d better not do again, if you know what’s good for you? 3. What two words will your partner say you’d use to best describe your last girlfriend’s chest? Your answers must match exactly. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "You don’t know what crazy is until you’ve seen her (Blank)." 5. When it comes to compromises in your relationship, will your partner say: she makes more or you make more? Round 48 1. What will your partner say is the one thing she’s kept for sentimental reasons that you would love to toss in the garbage? Be specific. 2. What will your partner say is the one thing you really have an "attitude problem" about? Be specific. 3. On your very first late night date together, will your partner say you thought she was: overcautious, overeager, oversensitive, or overheated? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "There should be a sign on our front door that says, ‘Danger: Beware of (What)!’" 5. Which of the following will your partner say you think she’s been getting lately: more crabby, more flabby or more blabby? Round 49 1. What will your partner say is the one thing she kept hidden about herself for as long as she could? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Next time she makes a wise crack about my (blank), I’m going to clobber her!" Be specific. 3. Will your partner say you’re a "heck of a lot more fun": with your clothes on or with your clothes off? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "She is in dire need of a good (What)." Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "If I could make a couple of changes in her, I’d increase her desire for (blank) and I’d decrease her desire for (what)." Round 50 1. Will your partner say that: She caught you lying last or you caught her lying last? 2. Which will your partner say is truer: She eats more garbage or you eat more garbage? 3. When the two of you kiss, who will your partner say usually stops first? You or her? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She was hoping that no one would ever find out…but for a chance at five points, I’m willing to tell all about (Blank)!" Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking about her. "She wastes too much of our money on junk like (what)? Be specific.

21 Questions for Women

Round 51 1. What will your partner say was the last thing the two of you got an "estimate" on? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him. "When he gets home from work, he’s never too tired to (blank) but always too pooped to (what)." 3. How much time will your partner say passed from the time the two of you met till the time you first kissed? Your answers must match exactly. 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I’m glad his (blank) is covered by his clothes because it’s not a pretty sight!" Be specific. 5. Will your partner say that most of your dresses: snap up, zip up or button up? Round 52 1. Will your partner say he owns more: Sweaters, sweat shirts or sweat socks? 2. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking: "I thought my guy was really macho until I found out he was afraid of (what)." Be specific. 3. Will your partner say: He’s more critical of your romantic technique or you’re more critical of his romantic technique? 4. Considering your partner’s size, what will he say is the heaviest thing he could lift above his head? Be specific. 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: He does a lot of things that I don’t like, but I really wish he’d stop (blanking) in front of me!" Be specific. Round 53 1. To get ready for the party today, will your partner say you spent more time fussing with: your hair, your make-up or your clothes? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him. "If you want to see a grown man make a complete fool out of himself, just ask him to (blank) for you." Be specific. 3. Other than you, who will your partner say was the last woman that made a pass at him? 4. What kind of food will your partner say you think, best describes how being with him has been, during the past week? Your answers must match exactly. 5. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is him talking about you. "She sure has a pretty (what)?" Be specific. Round 54 1. What will your partner say is the worst thing your mother ever said about him? Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "When you first meet him, he doesn’t seem very (blank) but what’s worse, is that he’s not very (what) either!" 3. Lately, in the whoopie department, will your partner say that: He deserves more "attaboys" or you deserve more "attagirls"? 4. Will your partner say that you’re: funnier than you look or you look funnier than you are? 5. What will your partner say is the last thing that happened in your bedroom that made you laugh like a hyena? Be specific. Round 55 1. What will your partner say is the most exotic item in his home? Be specific. 2. Will your partner say that: You’ve got him more trained to do what you want or he’s got you more trained to do what he wants? 3. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is him talking about you: Her friend (blank) would look incredible in an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini…but her friend (blank) would look just awful! 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "Sometimes…I think he is more turned on by (blank) than he is by me!" 5. What will your partner say is the most "unmanly" thing you’ve ever seen him do? Be specific.

22 Questions for Men

Round 51 1. What will your partner say is the one thing she did to get ready for today’s party – that you think was a total waste of time? Be specific. 2. Who will your partner say has more scruples: you or her? 3. Will your partner say that the first time you undressed for one another: she hesitated, you hesitated, you both hesitated or no one hesitated? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "If you took inventory on her body, you’d discover that she has a shortage of (Blank) but a surplus of (What)." 5. Will your partner say you’re more demanding: In bed or out of bed? Round 52 1. Which one of the flowing will your partner say she had last: green beans, refried beans or jelly beans? 2. If you led two lives and had two girlfriends, what will your partner say is the one, really weird thing, you’d hope the "other woman" didn’t do like she does? And I mean really weird, guys! Be specific. 3. Which will your partner say is truer: she’s been romantic with more creeps or you’ve been romantic with more creeps? 4. Not counting you, who will your partner say is the last person that "gave her the shaft"? 5. Where will your partner say was the least romantic place you ever got really romantic with her? Be specific. Round 53 1. Will your partner say she spent more time this past week reading: a magazine, a newspaper, or a book? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "You’d never know it by looking at her, but she (blanks) when she (what)." Be specific. 3. What day of the week will you partner say she exposed her body to you for the very first time? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "There’s only one thing wrong with her (Blank)…It’s (What)." 5. Last night, in the whoopee arena, will your partner say there was more: Harmonizing, Compromising, (or) Agonizing? Round 54 1. What will your partner say is the one present she received that she wouldn’t be caught dead using? Be specific. 2. When it comes to your partner’s brain, out of 100 percent, what percent will she say you think is used for intelligence? 3. When it comes to "you-know-what", which month of this year will your partner say was the best for both of you? 4. Will your partner say your favorite vegetable grows above or below the ground? 5. If there was a fly on the wall of your bedroom last night, what will your partner say would be the fly’s one word to sum up what it saw? Your answers must match exactly? Round 55 1. Will your partner say she prefers to write with: a pencil, a ball-point pen, or a felt-tipped pen? 2. Since the two of you have been together, which will your partner say is truer: you’ve tried to make more changes in her or she’s tried to make more changes in you? 3. What will your partner say was the most "unexpected" thing for her on your first night together? Be specific. 4. If you took your partner’s body to a tailor, will she say you’d want: More places on her to be taken-in (or) More places on her to be let-out? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "If there was an amateur striptease contest, our friend (Blank) would win hands down but (Blank) would get booed off the stage!"

23 Questions for Women

Round 56 1. What will your partners say is the most embarrassing thing we’d find if we looked in one of the drawers by your bed? Be specific. 2. Will your partner say that: you get into more hassles with total strangers or he gets into more hassles with total strangers? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "Maybe when he matures a little more, he won’t think (blank) is sexy!" 4. What "continent" will your partner say created his favorite kind of "take-out food"? Your answers must match exactly. 5. Will your partners say the "hemline" on most of your dresses falls: At the knee, above the knee or below the knee? Round 57 1. What will your partners say is the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen him play with? And I’m talking really weird! Be specific. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He acts really prissy when he (does what) around the house!" Be specific. 3. Which on of your partner’s friends will he say has the lap you’d most like to sit on? 4. Who will your partner say is his favorite cartoon character? 5. When it comes to doing the dishes, will your partner say is his favorite part is: washing them, drying them, or putting them away. Round 58 1. Which one of the following will your partner say he used last: a hammer, a screwdriver, pliers or a wrench? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I’d like to talk to Leonard Nimoy and get him to go in search of my man’s (blank) because it seems to be missing lately." 3. Since you’ve been together, who will your partner say is the sexiest woman he’s kissed on the lips? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I’d be a wealthy woman if I got a nickel every time he said (what)." 5. The very first time you and your partner spent the night together, will he say you think he behaved more like: Rambo, Columbo or Dumbo? Round 59 1. Will your partner say that your last argument with him was over: A person, a place or a thing? 2. Who will your partner say was the last person in a uniform that you let inside your home? 3. What will your partner say you think is the dumbest thing he’s ever done right in the middle of a romantic interlude? Be specific. 4. Will your partner say that your favorite perfume smells more like: a flower, a fruit or a forest? 5. Will your partner say that: your family has more "looney tunes" or his family has more "looney tunes"? Round 60 1. When it comes to traveling, will your partner say you’ve been: Further east, further west, further north or further south? 2. Will your partner say that the two of you argue more about: sex, money or your families? 3. Which will your partner say came first in your relationship: love or sex? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: He insists he looks like (blank) but I think he should go have his eyes checked because to me he looks more like (who)." 5. What will you partner say was the last really bad idea he came up with? Be specific.

24 Questions for Men

Round 56 1. Which room in your home will your partner say has the most storage space? Your answers must match exactly. 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Lately, it’s like pulling teeth to get her to (what)!" Be specific. 3. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is her talking. "Believe it or not, we had one whoopie session that started in the (blank) and ended up in the (what)? Your answers must match exactly. 4. All in all, will your partner say the two of you spend more time together: In bed (or) Out of bed? 5. When it comes to romance, which will your partner say is truer: her last boyfriend was a "Wildman" or your last girlfriend was a "Wildwoman"? Round 57 1. Will your partner say that you like your favorite appetizer served: hot, cold, warm, or chilled? 2. What will your partner say is the one thing you and her mother, never seem to see eye to eye on? Be specific. 3. Using the first letter of your partner’s first name, what one word will she say you’d come up with to best describe her sex drive? 4. What will your partner say is her favorite "decathlon event?" Please be specific. 5. Where will your partner say is the one place the two of you have made whoopee, that most people would probably never even think of? Be specific. Round 58 1. Will your partner say she won or lost the last argument she had with you? 2. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "Women like her like to hang out a lot at (where)." Be specific. 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking. "It almost never fails that we end up making whoopie after we (what)." 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: If P.T. Barnum was alive, he’d probably want to put her in a circus sideshow if he could see her (Do What)!" Be specific. 5. Lately, will your partner say her major complaint, about you is: You don’t talk enough, You don’t make enough, (or) You don’t "you-know-what" enough? Round 59 1. Will your partner say the deodorant she uses most often is: spray, stick, roll-on, or something else? 2. What will your partner say was the last thing she did to you that you think was just inexcusable? 3. From what you’ve told her, what will your partner say is the one big difference between her body…and your last girlfriend’s body? Be specific. 4. Eddie Murphy is the "Beverly Hills Cop." Using the name of the town you live in, what ‘nickname’ will your partner say you’d come up with for her? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "During the first five minutes I’ve ever spent with her, I kept saying to myself, ‘I hope this woman isn’t as (blank) as she seems.’" Be specific. Round 60 1. What will your partner say was the last weird thing you watched her put in her mouth? Be specific. 2. Chicken Little ran around yelling, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" What will your partner say was the last silly, little thing she ran around yelling at you about? 3. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "She goes bananas whenever she sees me in my (blank) but I go nuts whenever I see her in her (what)." Be specific. 4. How many ounces of water will your partner say you think her bra could hold? 5. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "Since we’ve been together, it’s become very obvious to me – my partner doesn’t need a man: she needs a (blank) machine!" Be specific.

25 Bonus Questions for Women

1. Will your partner say the bottom sheet on the bed you sleep in together most often is: solid, striped or something else? 2. Lately, when it comes to hot and heavy romance, will your partner say you’ve been acting more like: an acrobat, a diplomat or a doormat? 3. When it comes to romance, will your partner say you wish he was: a better starter or a better finisher? 4. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If you want to see him get really romantic in a hurry, just show him a (blank)!" Be specific. 5. During your last romantic interlude, will your partner say you think: he tried too hard or he should have tried harder? 6. If your partner could invite a third person to "spice up" your love life, who would he ask for? 7. Will your partner say most of your romantic encounters together begin in a horizontal or vertical position? 8. Who will your partner say is more of a flirt: you or him? 9. Who will your partner say has more raw sex appeal: you or him? 10. Will you partner say whoopie does or does not make him sleepy? 11. If your partner looked out of the window in his home that has the tackiest view, what will he say is the worst thing he’d see? Be specific. 12. Will your partner say that your tongue is a little on the: long side, short side or wide side? 13. Which of your partner’s friends will he say would make the best "Tootsie?" 14. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If they ever bring back ‘The Gong Show’, I’ll be that ‘Chuckie Baby’ would just love to see my guy get gonged while he performed his (blank) act." 15. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I don’t want to hurt his feelings, but I’m not too crazy about the way he (blanks)?" Be specific. 16. Will your partner say that you, personally, use more: gas, electricity or water? 17. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking about him. "You ain’t seen nothin’ yet until you’ve seen his impersonation of (blank)." 18. Will your partner say that most of your body parts are: too big or too small? 19. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "I find it really strange that he is so square when it comes to (what)." 20. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "If he got caught up in a case of mistaken identity, he probably would have been mistaken for (blank)." 21. Which cartoon character will your partner say he can best imitate? 22. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "My guy thinks (blank) is attractive, but I think she’s a real bow wow!" 23. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about him: "He would look really fun with a (blank) in his hand because I’d have to tell him what to do with it!" 24. What will your partner say is the most impressive word in his vocabulary? Your answers must match exactly. 25. Which will your partner say he likes the most: chili dogs, chili burgers or chilly weather? 26. What will your partner say is the highest denomination of money that he has in his pocket right now? 27. Will your partner say: More of his friends would like to make whoopie with you or more of your friends would like to make whoopie with him? 28. When the two of you wake up together, will your partner say most of the time: You’re on his side of the bed or he’s on your side of the bed? 29. Which of the following will you partners say you think best describes him around the house: I hear nothing!, I see nothing!, I say nothing!, I do nothing!? 30. Will your partner say: You saw him first in his birthday suit or he saw you first in your birthday suit? 26 Bonus Questions for Men

1. Which will your partner say happened last: She found something valuable, she lost something valuable or she broke something valuable? 2. What will your partner say is the name of her all-time favorite television detective? Your answers must match exactly. 3. Right now, who will your partner say has more boo-boos on their body? You or her? 4. Will your partner say that you spend more of your time sleeping on your: back, stomach or side? 5. Which of the following will your partner say is her favorite: sour cream, sour-dough bread or sauerkraut? 6. What will your partner say is the name of her favorite candy bar? Your answers must match exactly. 7. When your partner got ready for this get together, will she say you think she should have spent more time on: her make-up, her hair, or her choice of clothes? 8. What will your partner say is the one thing in her wardrobe you’d most like to burn? Be specific. 9. Lately, when it comes to whoopie, will your partner say: these are the days or those were the days? 10. How will your partner complete this sentence? This is her talking: "I am (blank) years old and I weigh exactly (blank) pounds." Your answers must match exactly. 11. Will your partner say that you like your favorite sandwich on bread, toast or a roll? 12. When you’re both together at home, who will your partner say is more likely to answer the phone: you or her? 13. Will your partner say your last girlfriend was: a dumb cutie, very snooty or heavy duty? 14. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "I thought it was all over for me when she found out (what)." Be specific. 15. What will your partner say was the last risk you took? Be specific. 16. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking about her: "I’m in big big trouble if she ever gets (what) like her mother!" Be specific. 17. How will your partner complete this sentence like she normally does at home? This is her talking: "Where the heck is the darn (blank)!" 18. Will your partner say that she owns more: light jackets, heavy jackets or sweaters? 19. How will your partner say you’d complete this line during a typical argument with her? This is you talking: "Oh yeah? Well, your (blank) is (what)." 20. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking: "When we’re both in our favorite sleeping positions she is usually facing the (what)?" Be specific. 21. Will your partner say that her last boyfriend was the kind of guy you pick up: at a museum, at a bowling alley or on a street corner? 22. What section of the newspaper will your partner say she usually reads first? Be specific. 23. Will your partner say that the last thing the two of you bought together was: made in America, made in Japan, made in Korea or made someplace else? 24. How will your partner say you’d complete this sentence? This is you talking: "The last appointment we went to together was at (what time) with (whom)." 25. Will your partner say that you usually prefer to sit with your legs: crossed or uncrossed? 26. Since you’ve been together, what’s the longest amount of time your partner will say the two of you have gone without whoopie? Your answers must match exactly. 27. When comparing your partner to most of your old girlfriends, will she say you think there are: more similarities or more differences? 28. Will your partner say that the clock she looks at most often at home: runs fast, runs slow, runs exactly on time? 29. What will your partner say is the one bill that comes in every month that you complain about the most? 30. What will your partner say was the last thing you think she really "botched up"? 27 Make Up Your Own Questions The Newlywed Game: ® & © 2004 Columbia TriStar Television Distribution. All Rights Reserved.

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