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Urbana, Illinois We THE CLASS OF 1 987 THIS YEAR'S
Ever needed to find anything, do anything, fix anything? Mrs. Mank
is the only person in this school who will always know what to do, or who to ask. Above and beyond the line of duty, Mrs. Mank has been known to lend money and even her car for good causes.
Clearly, if Mrs. Mank was ever to leave her job at Uni (perish the thought), the school would immediately cease to function. Despite
major changes in the school's administration, Mrs. Mank has always managed to keep the school running smoothly (except maybe on the days with shortened bell schedules — but nobody's that good). We thank Mrs. Mank for being so helpful (and for keep- ng the office so clean!). RESPECTFULLY DEDICATE YEARBOOK TO
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Mrs. Suslick taught us English when we were Sophomores and of course when we were Seniors, perfecting our sentence structures, classifying our parts of speech, and adjusting our misplaced modifiers (well, most of them). She taught us the fine art of argu- ment, helping us to become more objective, sensible human be- ings. Most of all, she encouraged us to pursue whatever goals we set for ourselves during the years. She even read over our college essays! We thank Mrs. Suslick for being so considerate, and for working so hard for our benefit. CONTENTS
EVENTS 10
Sports 20
Organizations 44
FACULTY 54
UNDERCLASSMEN 70
sENIORS 96
NDEX
How Would You Describe Uni?
"It is a funny farm for brains. "Anonymous
"Chaos with a purpose. "-Mrs. Jockusch
"Uni high is a wonderful place to be-it has a great atmosphere." (Ed. -A nice healthy blend of oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, and several trace elements)-Anonymous
William is introduced to fine international cuisine. She-Ra, Princess of Power.
""The wildest, weirdest, nifty-neato school ever. "-Anonymous
"Rationalized insanity. "-Anonymous
"Gawky!"-Anonymous
"Life at Uni: *@#%!!"-Anonymous
"Everyone dresses a little oddly in Madrigals. It adds character." -Miriam
No problem — It'll fit. "Scandalous! A veritable hotbed of liberalism! I don't know why
we're permitting this! This is our country!"-Rick
"A good place to have a beer. "-Paul Debevec
"This isn't so bad!"-Fabio
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"Uni High is a nice place mostly, but the paint is peeling. "-Dave Han
"Who are these people?"-Anonymous
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EXHIBIT A SOCIETY HINGES
Cast and Crew: (left to right, top row) Ruth Levy, Prasanta Bhowmik, Kathy Szoke, Rachel Gushee, Maureen McCord, Ruth Wortis, Nick Rinehart, Joe Futrelle, Stefan
Medina, Bill Baker, William Gillespie, Jeff Stillman, Aaron Loeb, Rick Burkhardt, Deborah Hicks, Lisa Norton, Eugene Peppers, Cynthia Chou, Shannon Flood, Zivar Baker, Jeff Glassman; (bottom row) Beth Rempe, Stephie Kovacs, Sarah Gushee, Andrea Leap, Genevieve Futrelle.
This year's fall play was written and conceived entirely by Uni students, with invaluable help from visiting ar- tist Jeff Glassman (of the United Mime Workers) and Uni's own Ruth Wortis. While there was an abun- dance of humorous material, the students also took the opportunity to publicize some of their political beliefs, once again reaffirming Uni's worthwhile position as a bastion of liberalism in a dying conservative world.
Zivar makes love to the camera
12 'Sexism is an American institution. 13 POPCORN PICNICS
'n' PARTIES
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"Hot stuffed potatoes at a cool, cheezy price." Emily Osborn
"The food is great and inexpensive."
'They're selling fried rice?'
14 15 Dances were the highlights of Uni
social life. The phenomenal DJ skills of Rick Burkhardt, always willing to compromise his own musical tastes, carried this year's rock-and-roll festivals to unprecedented heights,
as Uni students of all ages displayed their breathtaking and sometimes wildly provocative gyra- tions on the dance floor. [Ed. Guess who wrote the copy?]
16 "School dances are just like
soap operas, if you pay attention to certain people. "Anonymous
"Uni should start a
professional air band"-Rick
A tender moment The faculty organized an immensely entertaining Christmas party this year after sweating and gasping during several rehearsals in the south attic. From the faculty band's tuneful (tuneless?) emissions to the staff's athletic rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas," the teachers discovered a way to keep their students' attention.
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Jnder the dif-ectibn^WW^ twin city and out of town teams. The team worked hard t --. -A0 help Coach Scott, who had never coached soccer before, and laid a foundation for a solid program in the next few years. Highlights of the season included our miraculous com- eback against Blue Mound and the squashing of Charleston and Judah Christian. -A-K 22 Ole! 23 Boys Cross Country m Under the perky leadership of Coach Neaville (with a little help from captain Eugene Peppers), the Boys Cross Country team started as an almost completely new and younger team. The lllinek harriers left all the other teams "running scared" at the Clinton Invitational and qualified for sectionals. Pictured (left to right, top row): Bonnie Neaville, Ted Weinbaum, Stefan Medina, Eugene Peppers, Chris Nicholas, Matt Seitz, Paul Talbot, Nick Rinehart, (bottom row) Jimmy Lynge, Andy Foland, Youngmoo Kim, Chad Bnnkley, Fritz "scooter" Burkhardt, and Robert Kim. 'We may not win, but we sure are smart. "-Eugene "Not bad for a bunch of math nerds. "-Shamit 24 Use the force, Eugene. This years Girls Cross-Country team made it to State again In spite of tough competition and adjusting to a new coach these 1 1 members excelled to new heights. Through hard practices and fun parties they all worked hard and had a good time. Pictured (left to right, top to bottom): Kim Clausing, Tamar Shapira, Michay Brown, Kathleen Liu, Marion Knight, Miriam Davidson, Bonnie Neaville, Emily Osborn, Veerle Peshkin, Ellen Wheeler, Ellen Knight, and Sivan Ritz. Girls Cross Country 'They have nice legs"-Rick "They try hard and sweat a lot and they were cool. "-Amy Eades 26 "They look damn cute in them tights. "-Julie Kimmel "Running is only half of being part of the Cross Country team." -Anonymous 27 Yes, there was a swim team without Shiela, and it was a good one. They worked hard, braving the 5:30 AM Freer ice water, the two weeks of double practice torture, the hairballs, the cockroaches, and . . . Al, Al and his orders: 'quiet girls', 'kick', 'don't breathe', and 'get in the water'. Al and his pink shirts, green shorts, red tennis shoes and Don Johnson shades. But in the end it paid off, and Al wasn't all that bad. They con- tinued achieving, they beat personal times, Iris, Lulu and Dandi went to state and they all looked great in their "Porsche" suits. Their biggest disappointment was that on the last bus, the VCR was out for repairs. Pictured (left to right, top to bottom) Iris Kurman, Rebecca Truelove, Kriston Seibold, Becky Eades, Maureen McCord, Dandi Kaplan, Rebecca Jockusch, Meg Miencke, Mira Millar, Shannon Flood, Sylvia Knust, Mary K. Mullally, Seetha Monrad, Al Ledgin, Maryka Trent, Ruth Levy, Lulu Kurman, Sarah Miller, Allison Wickens, Carolyn Burr, and Patty Mullally • *k V. lli. \XkV fc^tf t>V TEAM Lulu flips for swimming The man behind the team-Big Al You're looking the wrong way Truelove! 29 TRACK AND FIELD This year's track team was coached by rookie Bonnie Neaville. There were five seniors — Eugene Peppers, Robert Liu, Kathleen Liu, Kim Clausing, and Kathy Harmon — who lent their experience and talent to the squad. The captains were Eugene, Robert, Kim and Kathleen. The newly-established morning practices were met with little or no enthusiasm, but the extra effort paid off at race time. < Chipmunk shotputting 31 Under the leadership of coach Tom Scott, the lllineks showed improvement and team strength, won several games (including BOYS two in a row), and earned the title of "WLRW Team of the Week." With almost the whole team retur- ning next year (and now that Tim has both legs healed), the guys team will be stronger than ever. In the end, the team also learned what the word "pride" means to them. Pictured (left to right, top row) Karl Hess, Dan Jacobson, Jeff Denen, Tim Kauff- man, Ed Giles, Tom Scott, (bottom row) Matt Seitz, Colin Koteles, Joel Garcia, Paul Dickinson, Ryan Hedgepath, Mark Neely, and Peter Wen 32 VARSITY Height does have its advantages. The team 33 GIRLS VARSITY Pictured (left to right, top row): Sal- Without last years seniors, it was tough to get ly Walker, Julie Kimmel, Tina started, but under the relentless coaching of Sally Schoenewelss, Iris Kurman, Rebecca Truelove, Lynne Peck, Walker, Pat McLoughlin and some volunteer Marsha Mohr, Maureen McCord, assistants, the team worked hard, striving for im- Barbara Manikas, (bottom row) provement. Practice was tough with push-ups and Sylvia Knust, Ellen Johnson, Amy sprints, entertaining with wild shorts Eades, Emily Osborn, and Nina but also day Wickens. and . . . Tina. Put it up! Come to momma 34 THE ZONE BOYSJ.V. This year the boys' J.V. basetball team was coached by two experienced newcomers, Tom Scott and Rick Seymour. Although some players felt it was a disappointing season, the team as a whole improved tremendously, ^ ' *^ ' ^JlD M ' ^ ^ ^ with several members moving up to the varsity level. The team also won two games back-to-back in the middle of the season, well-deserved victories for the hardworking players. We look forward to more successes in the next year. 36 GIRLS J.V. The Girls J.V. had one of the their best seasons ever. Under the coaching of Pat McLoughlin, the team improved and finally won another game. Their enthusiasm roused and kept Pat on his toes. Pebbles and Pari's hook shots are only a couple of the great features of the spirited J.V. team. At" "^t». > |ji Si2 -4 * f Excitement fills the air "Basketball practice is sheer torture." "Pat was very inspiring." 4 » ac> "Pat. ..WE WON"" * ~¥ . K/. - 'I got it! I got it! — Don't I?" SUBBIE B-BALL Once again, Mr. Murphy coached our Boys Subbie Basketball teams A and B with the help from assistant coaches Steve Findley and Dave Han. Their games took them outside of Kenney Gym to the Chanute Air Force Base and Douglas Center. They worked hard, and managed to win two games against Judah Christian High School. (Pictured left to right, top row): Jeff Kim, David Kiddoo, Andrew Phillips, Matt Kucera, (bottom row) Renxm Xia, Avi Porton, Nate Stevens, and Peter Norby 38 Murphy's new Law of Levitation r GIRLS VARSITY BOYS X-COUNTRY S C O Uni Game Opponent Meet Place 22 ABL 40 Chrisman Invitational 14th R 36 Chrisman 60 Paxton Invitational 14th 41 Blue Ridge 57 Paxton 3rd E 19 Cissna Park 53 Tuscola 15th 35 Heyworth 23 St. Joe/Urbana 3rd B 39 Villa Grove 37 Twin City 4th 43 Saybrook-Arrowsmith 22 Clinton 1st O 46 Oakland 58 Bulldog Classic 12th 28 Armstrong 30 Regional 4th A 22 Tri-Valley 41 22 Shiloh 50 R 37 Paris 57 28 ABL 29 D 41 Rossville-Alvin 65 46 Heyworth 24 55 Fisher 34 BOYS VARSITY 33 Gibson City 381 # Game Judah Christian Blue Mound Mattoon VARSITY SOCCER Centennial Central Urbana Calvary Baptist Charleston Judah Christian Game Opponent Normal Community 5 Judah Christian 53 31 Melvin-Sibley 56 30 Normal Calvary 56 31 \m Tri-Valley 54 Delan-Weldon 36 58 i 36 Oakland 60 GIRLS X-COUNTRY 38 Melvin-Sibley 54 25 Georgetown RF 72 Meet 40 Rossville-Alvin 67 Chrisman Invitational 44 Oakland 66 H-F Invitational 45 Kankakee Trinity 35 Paxton 42 Judah Christian 41 Bismark-Henning 44 ABL 66 St. Joe/Urbana 49 Wapella 56 Springfield Invitatio 29 Potomac 66 Palatine Invitational 29 Tri-Valley 56 Bulldog Classi 34 Wapella J 68 Regional 51 Deland-Weldon 80 Sectional 46 Homer 82 State ; Keep smiling, Lulu! Pol ..mini. Executives in conference "Good stuff, Maynard! P*r Al K ' 'M :•,- ^ 1 Sweet baboo SCENERY 43 ) \t 44 The Yearbook staff, sponsored by rookie Jennifer Van Duzen, put in long hours of layouting, developing, and copyfitting to insure that this year would be as memorable as ever for the rest of the school. They listened to Eugene's "box" a lot and ate lots of fried chicken. YEARBOOK THE STAFF — Top: Bill Baker, Paul Debevec, Eugene Peppers. Middle: Jennifer Van Duzen, Sarah Gushee, Mira Millar, Nina Wickens, Rachel Gushee, Beth Schomer, Michay Brown, Kristin Seibold, Rebecca Jockusch, Sarah Bright, Julie Swadener, Cynthia Chou, Meena Balgopal, Maureen McCord, Amy Eades, Kathleen Liu, Lynne Peck, Mike Chang, Sylvia Knust, Andrew Chow, Micah Yairi, Sueanne Kim, Angi Wong. Bottom Row: Claudio Gratton, Rick Burkhardt, Robert Liu, Prasanta Bhowmik, and Steve Findley Not Pictured: Thomas Choy, David Han, Shamit Kachru, Julie Kimmel, and Tony Chen. GARGOYLE Along with their lovely, hardworking sponsor, JVD, the Gargoyle staff ushered in phase II with the use of computerized laser technology. Editing duties were shared by William Gillespie and Joe Futrelle until Mr. Gillespie was dismissed for tax reasons (Pictured left to right, top to bottom): Bill Baker, Annie Getis, Eugene Peppers, Maureen McCord, John Neaderhiser, Rick Burkhardt, Kathy Szoke, Jennifer Van Duzen, Kathleen Liu, Angi Wong, William Gillespie, and Joe Futrelle AGORA DAYS COMMITTEE Agora "Week," only three days long this year, was organized and directed by Senior Eric Krock. Classes that were taught included Massage and Pressure Points, Transformer Appreciation, and Parental Manipulation. Members of the committee were (pictured left to right, top row): Eric Krock, Bill Baker, staff sponsor Amy Baker, Nina Wickens, Kathy Szoke, Sarah Bright, Robert Brewer, Robert Liu, (bottom row) Cynthia Chou, Beth Rempe, Fritz Burkhardt, and Andrew Chow. Not pictured: Angi Wong, Is Rebecca Truelove, Lisa Palmer, and Tony Chen. UNIQUE This year's Unique staff began with three members and ended up with ten. Unique's fabulous sponsor, Mrs. Suslick, returned in time for bake sales, pizza parties, etc. The many quality submissions resulted in a lot of hard work in selection, but also enjoyable reading for the staff. (Pictured left to right): Ruth Levy, Yamini Bhagwat, Maryka Trent, Stephie Kovacs, Sylvia Knust, Lynne Peck, Maureen McCord, Naomi Parkhurst, and (bottom row) William Gillespie. Not pictured: Seetha Monrad. Physics Club enjoyed the leadership of club founders/co-presidents Ed and Todd. With additional help from Mrs. Macur, the members were able to participate in such activities as playing with lasers and seeing a man put his hand in boiling mercury, coming away uninjured. The members weren't daring enough to attempt this. (Pictured left to right, top to bottom): Todd Nelson, faculty sponsor Nancy Macur, Ed Giles, Rebecca Jockusch, Sylvia Knust, Micah Yairi, Rachel Gushee, Paul Debevec, Sarah Gushee, Amy Eades. Not pictured: Seetha Monrad. PHYSICS CLUB 47 J.V. CHESS The J.V chess team was coached by Mr. Butler. This year they gained many new members. In Mr. Butlers' ingenious effort to interest new players he took an entirely Sophomore team to an invitational. They lost for the first time in three years, but Mr. B. did spark interest among them. (Pictured left to right): Joel Ullom, Andy Foland, Chansavat Syvalong, Vinay Singh, Aaron Loeb, Paul Marty, Kevin Prior, Scott Machtley, and Chad Brinkley. Not Pictured: Michael Evans and Paul Talbot. VARSITY CHESS Despite the loss of most of last year's team and the grievous "Debate Brief Night Massacre," the chess team fought back, leaving a trail of broken and bloodied pawns in its wake. (Pictured left to right, top row): Brian Holloway, Marc Talbot, Eric Krock, Stefan Medina, Mike Chang, Bryan Whetten, Felix Ortony, and Chansavat Syvalong. Chansavat and Stefan are J.V. players-Stefan was not present for the J.V. picture. H.I.S.S. Imagine the thrill of careening down a hillside in a three-wheel chariot under heavy crossbow fire to attack a mighty Byzantine fortress! Well, H.I.S.S. wasn't entirely like that (it was much more historically accurate), but that doesn't mean it didn't get the ol' adrenaline flowing. Arne Gullerud and Mr. Butler were more or less in charge. (Pictured, left to right, top row): Robert Johnson, Joel Ullom, Chris Nicholas, Angela Tsay, Will Capel, Aaron Loeb, Mr Butler, (middle row) Youngmoo Kim, Vinay Singh, Mi<-ah Yain, John Neaderhiser, Frank Winter, Chad Brinkley, (front row) Leah Reingold, and Jennifer Thaler Not pictured: Andy Foland and Laurel Mittenthal. LATIN CLUB Under the leadership of Leah Reingold (Pres), Dan Jacobson (VP), Rachel Gushee (Sec/Treas), and Mr. Norcott (sponsor), Latin Club debuted with many meetings and fund-raisers. (Pictured left to right, back to front): faculty sponsor Bernard Norcott, Tim Kauffman, Scott Machtley, Kevin Prior, Kie Ross, Lulu Kurman, Carolyn Burr, Tamar Shapiro, Rachel Gushee, Aaron Buckley, Leah Reingold, and Ellen Wheeler. EXECUTIVE STUDENT COUNCIL Executive Student Council was so generous this year that it ran out of money, supplying the students with a new microwave oven, scoreboard control, basketball uniforms, a stereo system, and a new computer for Gargoyle. Sponsored by Dr. Ames, Student Council gave well- organized Uni High a good time. (pictured left to right, top row): Kathleen Liu, Angi Wong, (bottom row) Ellen Johnson, Celia Rothenberg, and Todd Nelson. Not pictured: faculty sponsor Russell Ames. CHINESE CLUB This year's Chinese Club was headed by Robert Liu and Cynthia Chou. We celebrated the Chinese New Year, learned to cook, and had lots of fun! Pictured here are a few of the club members (Top left): Amy Eades, Cynthia Chou, Julie Swadener, Chris Nicholas, (bottom left) Bryan Holloway, Robert Liu, Maureen McCord, Kathy Szoke, and Alec Reisner J.V. MATH Math Club met during lunch on Wednesdays to discuss problems and topics, usually brought in by Mr. McLoughlin or Mrs. Jockusch. Math Club (the math department) also organized students to participate in JETS, ICTM, and MAA competitions. J.V. math club also participated in these, preparing Subs and Frosh for the future. (Pictured left to right, top to bottom): Peter Norby, Renxm Xia, David Kiddoo, Fritz Burkhardt, Robin Mittenthal, Susan Pleck, Kevin Prior, Caroline Kim, Carolyn Burr, Ellen Wheeler, Kie Ross, and Pari Pandhanpande. •< Pictured (left to right, top row): Youngmoo Kim, Chris Nicholas, Alexandra Newman, Tamar Shapiro, Seetha Monrad, Rebecca Jockusch, Shannon Flood, Paul Debevec, Aaron Heumann, Karl Hess, (bottom row) Vinay Singh, Paul Marty, Kevin Curran, Shamit Kachru, Becky Eades, Amy Eades, Micah Yairi, Bill Baker, Prasanta Bhowmik, Robert Brewer, Andrew Chow, and Mrs. Jockusch. VARSITY MATH This year's Science Society members and officers were (Pictured left to right): mostly Joel Ullom, Scott Machtley, Michael Sophomores. It Evans, Chad Brinkley, functioned Arne Gullerud, Jimmy smoothly having Lynge, Andy Foland, Paul Marty, Sanjiv several guest Sarwate, Youngmoo speakers and small Kim, Vinay Singh, Kevin competitions. Curran, Emily Robin- and Inga Under Science Abbott, Hoffman. Not pictured: Society direction, Steve Norton, Lisa Uni entered the Norton, Cynthia Chou, and Micah Yairi. National Science Olympiad contest for the first time. SCIENCE SOCIETY 50 Mixed Chorus, in this harmonious season, was amazing with over sixty members-quite a few Subfreshmen c finally got up the nerve to join! Mr. Murphy amused the singers with his H conducting antics and lectures about getting to chorus on time (cough), and O Sergio Puig occasionally provided them with his professional R accompaniment. Last but certainly not least, the several performances and U the infamous chorus tour were a lot of S fun! ORCHESTRA This year's orchestra was the first at Uni for many years. Due to the inexperience of some of the younger members and limited practice time, the Uni High "Philharmonic" put together only a small repertoire. However, the group will undoubtedly continue to develop and grow in future years. As usual, in a state of chaos! (Pictured left to right, top to bottom): Richard Murphy, Rebecca Jockusch, Nate Stevens, Sarah Crawford, Hugo Soskin, Angela Tsay, Meena Balgopal, Marianne Csizmadia, Rachel Gushee, Beth Han, Cynthia Chou, Steve Kim, Peter Norby, Youngmoo Kim, Renxin Xia, and Tony Kim. Not Pictured: Alexandra Newman, Andrew Cardman. (Pictured left to right) Lisa Norton, Joe Futrelle, Rachel Gushee, Claudio Gratton, Stephanie Kovacs, David Han, Cynthia Chou, Paul Marty, Julie Swadener, Lark Huang, Steve Findley, Miriam Davidson, Rick Burkhardt, Marianne Csizmadia, Eugene Peppers. Not pictured: Kathy Harmon and Jim- my Lynge The Madrigals, made up of mostly Seniors this year, sang many per- formances around Christmastime as well as a few in the spring. Mrs. MADRIGALS Kovacs made new costumes, a much needed and greatly ap- preciated service! 51 WHITE HEN PANTRY I* White Hen managed again this year to take our money and feed us with nutritious (and semi-nutritious) culinary delights — homemade chocolate chip cookies with walnuts, microwave popcorn, cartons of milk, daily soup specials, super dry Italian beef sandwiches, pop tarts, crab meat salads, toffee peanuts, yogurt, cheap ice cream, and Jolt cola. 53 S A. \ * 54 &&% ADMINISTRATION ** • Carol Mathews kept the files in the mam office in order and gave us pieces of scotch tape Cheryl Epson did lots of typing and gave us paper clips when we June Mank kept the office in motion and let us use the Xerox needed them. machine Russell Ames was the director of Uni and taught 5g subbie Survival Skills He was very direct COUNSELING Cathy Eads did lots of the school's paperwork and let us borrow her scissors "You don't have to eat it . . . just put it under your napkin and don't cause a scene." Barbara Gutowsky handled the alumni affairs and kept Uni in touch with the adult world Joel Crames returned to his position of Assistant Director here at Uni. The counseling staff (Liz Wagner, Jeff Smith, Joan Levy, and Norma Elliott) helped us with our college applications and kept our heads screwed on tight 57 Martha Kovacs taught Beginning Algebra to the Subs, and she also took care of the Seniors when Bob Davis was on the other side ot the world "We just proved that zero equals three. Does that mean anything ? "-Bob Davis. Moving right along . . . '"-Pat McLoughlm Sandra Dawson taught Calculus I to the Seniors, and she was the executive teacher ot the Math department. Peter Shoresman taught Sub Science and Senior Science Thousands of malpractice suits were filed against him by the outraged families of Tenebno molitors '10 Newtons of force isn't enough to shove me around "- Mrs Macur "Someone say something ." •Dr Shoresman 0«»%r £ S A" « «M I /IK T U D I E S Joanne Wheeler fulfilled all the Juniors' nightmares with her infamous US History course. She also taught European History to half the Freshmen. Subs and Sophs learned all about Geography from Bar- bara Wysocki; head of the Social Studies department. In addition, she and Audrey Wells were the teachers of a unique, much publicized, first-year class entitled Social Advocacy The class focused on poverty and other social problems in America All of the field trips, guest speakers and volunteer work created an incredible ex- perience for everyone in the class 60 ENGLISH After a brief tenure at Oxford, Adele Suslick taught the Seniors all about the fine art of debating and sneakily introduced them to William Faulkner and Ernest Hemingway Amy Baker expanded the minds of the Sophomores and even taught Audrey Wells was the fearless leader of the English department them how to see fairies (which isn't easy). and taught English to the Subbies I !! Jennifer Van Duzen taught Freshman English, supervised Yearbook and Gargoyle staffs, and had swordfights in her classroom. < Rosemary Laughlm inundated the Juniors with word origins. 61 "Ich glaubedass Wir haben Spass •Andy Foland Constance Curtin taught the first Bernard Norcott taught Latin to all of two years of Russian. Uni's budding ancient Romans. Marcia Bernhard taught German 4 and organized some very classy cultural events. FOREIGN LANGUAGES Sebenne Arlabosse taught the French 2 and Hiroyo Demers taught intensive Japenese the French 4 students how to pronounce her name and Japenese culture Carol Bond taught French 1 and 2 and headed the Foreign Language depart- Gera Millar taught Russian 3 and 4 and even 5 ment with gusto 62 Rick Murphy couldn't keep his mouth shut during Mixed Chorus, Madrigals, Music Theory, or Orchestra. INTEGRATED ARTS Audrey Wells taught Ruth Wortis, the dance instructor, intrigued everyone with her own unique brand of Drama to the Subs. theatrical zaniness. Anna Kindler rigorously taught the Subs (and other older people) how to paint. Susan Diehl, this year's library rookie, told us to Renee Hough kept all the books in alphabetical order be quiet (but she was very polite about it). LIBRARY 63 PHYSICAL Alan Ledgin coached the Girls Swim team, in addition to suffering with some of us through fitness and various sports. < Bonnie Neaville coached X-Country and Track, and kept in shape herself during a few highly enjoyable hours of P.E. Dale rejoices over his daily harvest. 65 •»*, "1 ,, /|^-^-- The toaster strudel debate gg Colin enters apprenticeship Mr Bergandme and his playthings How to wipe a chalkboard "; (^—— " *» 'King Tut' 67 B P "Do vou believe that Consumer Ed. test"?' Oh This is yours? Just look at that zit! "She's guilty 68 ' Is that you God 7 Avalanche? 69 70 The spectacular subbies survived such stimulating subjects as study skills, science, social studies, and singing. The stupendous class officers were Robby Auler, Matt Kucera, and Avi Porton. SUBFRESHMEN Ben Goldsteen Robin Mittenthal 73 Susan Wieckowska Genevieve Futrelle Fabio Gratton Jeff Hendnckson Michael Jacobs Sarah Miller Approaching the speed of light Oh my god, tell me about it EL- ^ v^B M it ^i 7 V& Jff la LwJ j 1 varying levels of attentiveness 81 Chad Brmkley Andy Foland s ^~^^ W^ | BiV • * ^| '{is H Andrew Cardman Sarah Crawford Edna Friedberg J J Haul Many Stefan Medina John Meyers Tami Milbourn Meredith Minear 83 Maryka Trent Angela Tsay Joel Ullom Ted Weinbaum Angi Wong Jennifer Thaler 86 Amy Eades Rachel Gushee Mary Harkness Karl Hess Dan Jacobson Ellen Johnson Laurel Mittenthal Seetha Monrad Nina Wickens Amanda Young Say "cheese" ... no, don't 90 91 92 King John and his court f . 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"-Gretta Booker Palmer "Sometimes I think my head is so big because it is so full of dreams. "-The Elephant Man "I think we're the only ones who laugh at our jokes and everyone else just laughs at us. "-Annie Getis "Oh! I love smiling!"-Greg Doarch "People are like M and Ms. The outside is just a colored shell and the chocolate is in the center. "-Lark "I'd better leave soon or else I'll be in so much of trouble. -Anita Balgopal Prasanta Kumar Bhowmik "Homework is purely optional. "-Mrs. Wheeler "That's Bogus"-Tony Chen "Is there a difference between yes and no?"-Howard Jones "Suppress all those English words, and use pictures instead. "-Mr. Davis "You move like a pregnant Yak."-Chiun, Remo Williams Picture Not Available Courtney Jocelyn Bishoff 97 Rick Burkhardt "It's the trend: as you go through Clni, your hair gets shorter. -Prasanta Bhowmik "It's nice here with a view of the trees, Eating with a spoon? They don't give you knives? 'Spect you watch those trees, blowing in the breeze, We want to see you lead a normal life. "-Peter Gabriel "All the good times, that's what I'll remember. I think there were three. "-Max Klinger "Oh, and if you're worried about making the audience think too hard, don't be: they won't. "-Jeff Glassman "But we are having fun. "-Andy Foland "Snort. "-Shamit Kachru Michael Shun-kai Chang "My god, what happened to your hair?"-Rick Boyd "Did you know Arnold Schwarzenegger has a new rapping album out? Just kidding, ha, ha, ha!"-Rick Burkhardt "Phil Collins didn't much like Rolling Stone Magazine calling him a Cabbage Patch Kid. He also wasn't crazy about a favorable review that began, 'Who would have thought that this short, stocky, balding . '" . . -Newsweek "Game over, man, game over. "-Hudson in Aliens Anthony Chen "We were made for each other like an olive and a toothpick. "-SnickOr "I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout. "-Jonathan Swift (A modest proposal) "Walk like an egyptian . . . "-Bangles "Its not what you get out of fitness, its when you get out of fitness. "-Felix Ortony "You are now imbedded in solid rock. "-AVATAR Cynthia H. Chou '"There it is!' said the little girl. 'Listen, listen! It is sitting up there!' And She pointed to a small gray bird up in the branches of the trees." -Hans Christian Anderson 'Take off your boot, man, and count for yourself. "-Nancy Astor "Well, I'll be quiet. But I'll be thinking hard." -Dorine ( Tartuffe -Moliere) "Awww, what a goose I turned out to be. "-Dr. Joe Grant Kimberly Anne Clausing "Darkness settles on roofs and walls, But the sea, the sea in darkness calls; The little waves, with their soft, white hands, Efface the footprints in the sands, And the tide rises, the tide falls. "-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow "For now you know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder. "-John Lennon and Paul McCartney "How rich and great the times are now!"-W.H. Davies Miriam Davidson 'Every once in a while you've just gotta say 'What the heck!' Take some chances."-Dad's version in Risky Business "Smash palace"- Aeneid , Book 2, lines 254-267. "Yes there are two paths you can go by. But in the long run, there's still time to change the road your on. "-Led Zeppelin "Life's been good to me so far. "-Joe Walsh Sharon Lee Dornhoff "As you leave my place won't you close the door, And don't forget what I told you. "-The Outfield 'But perhaps I misjudge the degree of eccentricity even an "- Englishman can tolerate . . . The Dracula Tape "Beam us up, Grxsplytzu . . . "-unknown Becky Eades "Let us live . . . and let us love, And let us value at one penny all the advice of puritanical men. "-Catullus, 5 "Slow down you're doing fine./ You can't be everything you want to be before your time/ Though it's so romantic on the borderline, tonight." -"Vienna," Billy Joel "Apollo, the god of light, of reason, of proportion, harmony, number- Apollo blinds those who press too close in worship. Don't look straight at the sun. Go into a dark bar for a bit and have a beer with Dionysius, every now and then. "-Ursula K. Le Guin Stephen Eric Findley "All the technique in the world doesn't compensate for the inability to notice. "-Elliot Erwitt, master photographer "When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. "-Holden Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye 'If you're really hungry, I could open a can of ribs . . . "-Woody Allen (Bananas) "... And behold! A miracle!"-Harry Houdini "Goooooooool... "-Tony Lopez, Copa Mundial '86 100 Anna Francesco Friedman "Life is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the winter. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. "-Crowfoot, a Blackfoot Indian "Come choose your road and away, my lad, Come choose your road and away; We'll out of the town by the road's bright crown, As it dips to the sapphire day. "-Alfred Noyes "Haste makes waste." Joseph Swomi Futrelle "I'm never gonna do it without the Fez on. "-Steely Dan 'And in time you will come to understand, This flat old Earth is in your gentle hands. "-Thomas Dolby "Life's like a firework; you're only lit once, and you must stand and radiate correctly. "-XTC "The rhythm has my soul. "-Peter Gabriel "Where are the prawns?"-Robyn Hitchcock "... and several butchers' aprons. "-Monty Python Anne Patterson Getis (Annie) "Why did you come to Casablanca?" "My health — 'cause of the waters." "Waters? Casablanca's in the middle of the desert." "I was misinformed. "-Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca "Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal. Dust thou art, to dust returnest, was not spoken of the soul. In the world's broad field of battle, in the bivouac of life, be not like dumb driven cattle! Be a hero in the stirfe. Lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us footprints in the sands of time. Let us, then, be up and doing, with a heart for any fate, still achieving, still pursuing, learn to labor and to wait. "-Longfellow, Psalm of Life 101 Edward Eugene Giles "Spike" "If you snooze, you lose."-Charlie "I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago and people who will see a world that I will never know."-Frodo, Fellowship of the Ring "I'm just a cherry in the milkshake of life. "-William Gillespie "Pretty intense. "-Emilio Estevez, Repo Man William (Jason) Gillespie "I wish I was a Kellog's Cornflake Floating in my bowl takin' movies, Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style, Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A. Casually glancing at his toupee. . . . Ah, South California . . . If I become a first lieutenant Will you put my photo on your piano? To Maryjane — Best wishes, Martin. Old Roger draft-dodger leaving by the basement door, Everybody knows what he's tippy toin' down there for."- Simon and Garfunkel, "Punky's Dilemma" Claudio Gratton "A fine example of a demonstration was the Boston Tea Party, where outraged Americans disguised as Indians dumped British tea into the harbor. Later, Indians disguised as outraged Americans dumped actual British into the harbor. Following that, British disguised as tea dumped each other into the harbor. Finally, German mercenaries clad only in costumes from The Trojan Women leapt into the harbor for no apparent reason. "-Woody Allen, A Brief, Yet Helpful, Guide to Civil Disobedience "Les Jeux sont faits. "-Jean-Paul Sartre "Atencion Amigos, Esta es la Cadena del Mundial SIN, MEXICO 86. "-Tony Lopez "Muy Peligroso!"-Tony Lopez David Youngsun Han "Life is real simple until you put it on an angle. "-Mrs. Macur "You know, Esasky spelled backwards is Yksase. "-Harry Carey "Burrrrrrrrrrrachaga."-Tony Lopez, SIN 'If I'm not back in two hours, beam up to the Enterprise and get my ship out of there!"-Jim Kirk Kathy Harmon "Rock-and-Roll is bigger than all of us."-Allen Freed "Yes, we must have confidence and then we will prevail. "-Steve Findley "Strange game — the only winning move is not to play. - Wargames Bryan Holloway "Bryan, I told you not to leave your empty beer cans around! "-Sally "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo."-Duran Duran 'I'm NOT a Les! I'm not, I'm not! I just make love to girls."-Angi Wong "It's a wonderful day in a one-way world. "-Peter Gabriel Gregory Tsan-Kao Huang "I'd rather be smart than dead." "Greg, I'm afraid I simply canot camping. "-Joe F. "Don't everybody thank me at once. "-Harrison Ford Not too close, Higgins — this one's got a knife."- The Far Side Largolee Yulan Huang (Lark) "We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time."-T. S. Eliot "If you can't say nothin' nice, don't say nothin' at all!" -Thumper, Bambi "Turn your face to the sun, and the shadows will fall behind you." -Maori saying "If you're gonna do it, do it right!"-Mom "... And I still don't know if I am a falcon or a storm, or a great song. Rainer Maria Rilke Brian Glen Huck 'It is stupid of them to content themselves with gaining decitfully the ignorant approbation of the common herd, while discrediting themselves in the eyes of men of understanding, whose praise alone has any weight. "-Michel Eyquen de Montaigne "All this, however, was mere disillusionment, the fault ... of reality, which had falied to measure up to his expectations. "-John Barth "Bliss was given unto the worm."-Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller 104 Lee Imrey "I am sure that I could see stars in your eyes as we kissed, except your eyes were closed. So were mine. "-Anonymous mortal to elf "So. My best friend's a jerk. He's still my best friend." -Ajit Phadke, who should know that he is my best friend, as well "It's astounding . . . Time is fleeting . . . Madness . . . takes its toll. But listen closely . . . Not for very much longer . . . I've got to . . . keep control!"-Time Warp "I approve of gratuitous sex. Yeah, lots of it . . . "-Mark Ventimaglia "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. "-Henry Thoreau "The perception of beauty is a moral test. "-Henry Thoreau Shamit Kachru "Still there are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments, one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable: life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only being. "-Albert Einstein "God used beautiful mathematics in creating the world. "-Paul Dirac Julie Kay Kimmel "We believed in ourselves!" -Ed Pinckney (on how Villanova beat Georgetown) "If the organism is alive, there is a possibility for change. "-Diane Rothenberg "No form of love is to be despised. "-Eleanor Roosevelt "Just one thing you've got to know, i You've got ten more thousand years to go Because you're one of the living!"-Tina Turner * -4?i*sPf4v '» « ^L 105 Eric Gregory Krock "TIME!"-Brian "What's life without a little French dressing?"-Christian Dior "Philadelphia? It's in the Middle East. "-Greg "A tax is a big, hairy, liberal monster with lots of teeth. The only thing that can stop the terrible tax monster is a Republican. '-Alex Keaton "A representativeassembly ... is unfit to exercise the executive power for lack of two essential qualities, secrecy and efficiency." -John Adams "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. "-John F. Kennedy Iris Kurman "Lets do lunch. "-Inna and Kristin 'The important thing is that we had fun. "-Brittany Strong "You must be a Pisces. "-Time Austin Kathleen Dori Liu ..." "Last night I had the strangest dream -Matthew Wilder (and me) "The time is always right to do what is right." -Martin Luther King Jr. "Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein "God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December."-James M. Barrie "You can't have everything where would you put it?"-Steven Wright Robert C. Liu "One should not live his life looking out at the world from the bottom of a deep well. "-Chinese Proverb "You remind me of a man/What man?/The man with the power/What power?/ The power of whodo/Who do?/ You do/ Do what?/ Remind me of a man ..." - Bachelor and the Bobbysoxer "How soon will man find wisdom in his heart, and build a lasting shelter against his ignorant fears?"- Mortal Storm "We tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization. "-Petronius Arbiter "This above all, to thine ownself be true/ And it must follow, as the night the day/Thou canst not then be false to any man." - Hamlet "Friends Are Fun"-Ernie and Bert Maureen McCord 'Mo' "I can't say it, but I can spell it. "-Me "I'm not crazy — I'm Irish. "-Me again "I don't make mistakes. "-Mrs. Wheeler "Funny how your feet in dreams never touch the earth. "-Heart "Nitimur in vetitun semper cupimusque negata."-Ouid "If your soul is free no chains can bind you." "I have fought the good fight. I have finished the course. I have kept the Faith. "-2 Timothy, 4:7 Elizabeth Marie Miericke yy*Libby"*i "Take time to laugh ... it is the singing that helps life's load." -Katherine Nelson Davis 'Don't let any of them big porkers beat on you!"-Anthony Chen "Shower the people you love with love Show them the way that you feel Things are gonna be much better If you only will. "-James Taylor Lisa Marie Norton 'He who knows what sweets and virtues are in the ground, the water, the plants, the heavens, and how to come at these enchantments, is the rich and royal man. "-Ralph Waldo Emerson "The stars, whose breath is fire, delight to dance for thee; The echoing night shall with thy praises ring. "-Sophocles "Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music." -Anonymous '"Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. "-Lewis Carroll Felix Sebastian Ortony "Yes, it's true. He snores like a drowning warthog with a chainsaw."-FSO "Air is just water with holes in it."-Grafitti "One thing leads to another. "-the Fixx "Look! A chameleon!"-FSO "It's a pit! Hit the deck!"-FSO "Moo."-cows all over the world "As a matter of fact — I did. "-Sting Lisa K. Palmer lis' "If you want to see, see it right at once. When you begin to think, you miss the point. "-Zen master "Let's get a working definition of 'slut. '"-A. Suslick "I would rather not say anything and appear stupid than open my mouth and remove all doubt. "-Mark Twain "Just do your best, and better if you can. "-Mr. Stone 108 Eugene Peppers (U-Man) "Guuu!!!!"-Everyone "... but not me, I'm smarter than that, I worked it out. I've been stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out. "-Peter Gabriel "Jog you weiners!"-Mike McCollum "Go out in the backyard and eat worms. "-Mr. Pat "Get- ck \'Xc t^ene.Pi, r ! *ol 53 Celia Elaine Rothenberg "Got to walk out of here, I can't take any more, Gonna stand on that bridge, keep my eyes down below, Whatever may come, and whatever may go, That river's flowing, that river's flowing. "-Peter Gabriel "This too shall pass."-Grear Kimmel "Only the good die young. "-Billy Joel "Look at me!"-Julie Kimmel Tina Schoeneweiss "I'm off like a dirty shirt. "-Duckie bale "There are words like Freedom sweet and wonderful to say. On my heartstrings freedom sings all day everyday. "-Langston Hughes "Let the good times roll. "-The Cars 109 Beth Schomer "If you will it, it is no dream. "-Theodore Herzl "Never leave your food dish under a bird cage. "-Garfield "Pain is such a rush. "-Bachelor Party "Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves and then we have to say good-bye. I hate goodbyes. I know what I need ... I need more hellos. "-Charlie Brown Kristin Lauren Seibold 'That's just the way it is. Some things will never change." -Bruce Hornsby and the Range "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. "-Mark Twain "If it is not real, 1 do not wish to see. "-Tina Turner "MOO!"-Libby Inna Shapovalov (Clyde) "Wipe your tears away my love, put on your new face. You can never win or lose, if you don't run the race. Love my way, it's a new road. I follow where my mind goes. "-The Psychedelic Furs "Y'know it's funny, when they say a leather jacket is like a second skin, 'cos when you think about it, it really is a second skin. "-Dave T. "The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. "-Oscar Wilde "I'm raving mad and happily slightly dazed. "-David Bowie "Fingergames or what?"-Kristin Julie Christine Swadener (Ace) "Ah, all the good times we had, . . . Well if the sun shines so bright or our way its darkest night the road we choose is always right, so fine."- Led Zeppelin "So if you wake up with the sunrise and all your dreams are still as new and happiness is what you need so bad, girl, the answer lies with you."- Led Zeppelin "What is fun, why is it usually day-glo pink?"-Zippy the Pinhead "You can create your own luck. "-Nick Rhodes "Hey ho, let's go. "-The Ramones I Marc Talbot "By this wall we stand divided 'Til by its fall we are united." -Berlin Wall Graffitti "Sometimes the lights are shinin' on me, other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been. "-Grateful Dead "Now that's a beer that will really put hair on your teeth." -Andrew "Gustav" Staab "We aren't here to do a good job, we're here to make money. "-Pat Rebecca Dianne Truelove "Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. "-Henry Chester Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind, smiles we gave to one another, for the way we were. "-Barbara Streisand "Be yourself. Who else is better qualified?"-Frank J. Giplin "No Fools-No Fun. "-3/4 Time Brian Whetten 'Read your Sellers!"-AII Seniors, to new Juniors Jason Whitmarsh (William) "If you snooze you lose. "-Charlie "Well how does it feel, to be on your own, all alone just like a rolling stone? '-Bob Dylan "Where's my head? Where's my head? Where's my head? There's my head!"-My sister, Amy, putting on her shirt "Life is a hurricane and I'm in the eye, waiting for the wind to start back up. "-William "Ah."-Ed 112 bohyro&&a Eric William Lisa N. 113 Robert Edward Kathleen 114 Lark Kim Tina **&*-'' fct! *' ». /4r** _J¥ 1 E PELOUSE — / INTEWTE Rick Rebecca T. ~1 Steve Prasanta Brian Huck 115 Cutest Nicest Funniest Robert Beth Robert Lark Tony Annie Liu Schomer Liu Huang Chen Getis Senior Class History '87 Class of . . . Are we there yet? SUBFRESHMAN YEAR: We arrive meekly, ready for anything — or so we think Classes aren't so bad at tirst. We fight for front row seats in Mr. Butler's class while he introduces us to Mambatu and uses Zoids in his lectures. Mr. Kimble tells us jokes we don't get. Felix throws stuffed rabbits around. Mrs. Tibbets insults us. Miriam starts a big trend of lots of class parties. Eric Krock talks very fast. We invade the student lounge! Eugene and Felix get dumped 14 times. We all listen to "Mr. Roboto" thousands of times and pretend not to get sick of it. Libby and Lisa begin their series of awesome Farm Parties. Julie S. and Meena become Durannies. All the girls fall in love with Steve Runkle. Rick edits Gargoyle and Libby is the "Tall Sub." Mrs. Ruesch tells us not to say "Oh God" in Math class and tries to convert us in her "Pursuit of Happiness" course. Mrs. "Shahp" doesn't pronounce her r's. Annie laughs at a naked guy. The Subbie commandos at- tack in full force during our field trip to the Oriental Institute in Chicago. ("Are these gods anthropomorphic?" "No, they're made of clay.") Plato seems worthwhile, and so does slow-dancing. Lark and Annie get caught hiding under a table in Latin class. Mrs. Wortis teaches us to move basically. We learn to ukelele from Mr. Pretty, a native Canadian Rick jumps into the lake at Tony's end-of-the-year party. Kampsville is a blast. FRESHMAN YEAR: Things get a little more hazardous. We Lose Eric Stiles (what happened to him?) and Nina Wickens, but we gain Jason, Joe, Lisa P., Inna, Leah, Kathy, Maureen, Tina, Rebecca, Lee, and SHAI. Mr. Swierz says "okay" over 300 times in ONE math period and tells us to stop jacking around. Nina "the artist" Paley becomes an honorary member of our class. We visit Lee in the hospital. Mr. B's simulation games become viciously competitive. Prasanta hurls water grenades and Eric wears face paint during Survival Games in the jungle-wilderness of Meadowbrook park. Shamit and Tony start playing AVATAR (it begins fairly innocently). Lark and Richard begin their spectacular romance. Derek and Anna follow suit. Robert joins the Yearbook staff- permanently. The Police play their farewell concert at the Assembly Hall! We go on a field trip for Biology and learn how to make pancakes over an open fire. 'Here's your spam, Auntie Sonya." Some of us get a preview of the Dragon Lady. We have a minor conflict with people from another school (much bigger than we are) at the May Day dance. Mike finally abandons his hat. U-MAN joins x-country. Ed, Steve, Claudio and Jason display breakdancing skills at Stud parties. Lark, Courtney and Julie K. go to State track. Bryan Ho. and Albert team up and become practical jokers. Brian W.'s trampoline and treehouse on the Ridge. Tony's party lasts all night. SOPHOMORE YEAR: We lose Leah, Gordon, Brian Hackler, and Steve Runkle (those last two are major losses), but we gain William, who eventually talks to us. Pat tells Anna if she can ride the bus she can do Geometry. Meena goes to India. Annie goes to California. Shamit and Tony allow AVATAR to take over their social lives. Shai knows everything there is to know about basketball, chess, and women. Rick directs a politically radioactive Big Show. Agora Week doesn't happen. Everyone falls asleep in Chemistry. Mr. King asks us what we had for breakfast. Cynthia discovers older men. Both Cross-Country teams qualify for state! Ray and Mike show up occasionally to coach soccer. Beth says "Happy Fri- day!" Julie S. and Inna are radical. All of the Russian III class goes to the Soviet Union during Spring break. The Guys' Basketball team breaks their renowned losing streak. Celia and Dave Tepper. Joe and Alison. JUNIOR YEAR: We are little bit busier than usual. We lose SHAI and gain Iris and Brian Huck — Sara Lee, Felisitas, Petri visit us for a year (what a year to pick). Gaeron goes to Mexico for a year (to return the next year as a Junior). Tina goes to Germany and Courtney goes to some school in the East. Lark goes to China for a while. Brian Huck knows more about Champaign-Urbana than we do. Halley's Comet causes a big fuss. Our lockers are painted an ugly shade of yellow (or something) and decorated with Monday Memos. Mr. Takacs gives us a test with the question "In order to execute a Most Mischievous Best Imaginary Couple Marc Inna Shamit AND Celia Talbot Shapovalov Kachru Rothenberg 116 Best All Around Athlete Best Outgoing Personality Ciaudio Julie Tony Tina Gra,,on Kimmel Chen Schoeneweiss ." good turnabout, you must doa — of — in a — of — We are forced to power walk around a track over and over again in the newly-invented Fitness Program (please get rid of it). Mr. Royer "graduates." 1-800-FARM-AID! Rebecca works for Terry Bruce. Lisa P. and Pesotum Dave. Joe and Rick make a tape. We play Lounge Ball. Russel with his doctor's degree brings his "educated" plans to Uni. We churn out the essays for Mrs. Wheeler. Becky gets her hair cut. Kristin and Petri? Maureen edits Unique. Ed is SPIKE. Miami Vice look is "in." Beach party in the lounge! Famous people show up for the Grand Reunion. Foreign Language week. The Bears win the World Cup and Argentina wins the Superbowl. People show off their bad taste during Ugly Tie Week and Bathrobe Day. Eric works his teeth off to bring back Agora Week! Mrs. Liz Baker tells us about her graduate classes and her Coke habit and sprains her eyes instead of teaching us English. Miriam is a ditz, but we know better. The Chess team goes to Nationals. Libby is the first girl on the Chess team. We get sixteen pages of a Yearbook from Alabama (instead of our own). Soccer goes 4-3 without a coach (unless you count Ciaudio). We discover new and exciting ways to use balloons. Brian Huck makes an eighteen-foot-long paper chain. Kristin wins big bucks for writing about rock videos. Joe and Rick play their music (now available on cassette) at the Red Herring. William edits Gargoyle . Shamit, Celia, Eugene, and Brian Huck capsize a canoe in Tony's treacherous lake. Lark and Dave Teitelbaum, Jason and Marianne (no kissing in the lounge). Mrs. Feeney gets married. Mrs. Wheeler fixes up the rest of us for Prom. "Joe WHO?" SENIOR YEAR: We lose Albert and Greg goes to the "Big U." We all have attitude problems. Eugene's "box" becomes the lounge sound system. The administration has a ten year plan for Uni (or at least a laboratory mis- sion). We take University courses. Marc gets in trouble with the LAW. Lee cuts his hair. Mike McCollum leaves. Soccer goes Varsity. "Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?" The Lounge wall becomes the Wall of Truth, but it is deemed offensive and painted over (the truth hurts doesn't it). Debate topics in the Tropics. We have big parties in the Undergrad library — Tony gets a sixty dollar library bill. Iris becomes a well-rounded athlete. Rick rocks against sex. Eugene is hailed as the Teen Green Thumb of the community. Senior Timepiece Exchange. Tony wheels and deals as our venerable class president (he certainly knows how to delegate responsibility). We per- form experimental theatre with Jeff Glassman — Prasanta becomes the patron saint of stage-lighting. Lounge Ball is reinvented. Lounge Basketball is invented. Mr. Stone helps us dissect fetal pigs. We hold an all-day jam session in the lounge. Jason and Ed wear combat boots — Ed wins the "Dress-Like-Ed" contest. Bonnie kicks us out of Fitness. We all get sore throats so we can't go swimming in Kenney pool. Kenney field is symbolically torn apart to make room for the Beckman science institute. "Sha-M.I.T. Caltech-shru" and Celia. Kathy and Marc. Lazer Tag in the halls. The whole school has to take a Consumer Education test, and we learn why we should rent apartments instead of buying houses (and that Vanna White is really a vegetable). We put up a Christmas tree in the lounge. We become social activists in Social Advocacy and learn about Japanese culture. We have a Friday Forum. Tina turns 18 and the whole world turns with her. Agora Week is actually only Agora Days. Sharon already knows everything in Advanced Biology. Steve, Ciaudio and Dave move into the darkroom. Kim and Kathleen lead X-country to state, AGAIN. Ed gets a mohawk. Kathy joins a band. Han Paik is our pet subbie. Tom Scott asks us what "pride" means to us. Peter Gabriel plays at the Assembly Hall. BIG TIME. Worst Jokes Best Looking Most Optimistic Brian Annie Ciaudio Lark Eugene Beth Whetten Getis Gratton Huang Peppers Schomer 117 s E N O R I, Meena Balgopal, leave my confuciusness to Angi the the science teachers for their patience. Wonger, lots of arthropods to "Dr." Stone, lots of vec- tors to Pat, lots of wars to Mrs Wheeler, and the best of I, Joe Futrelle, leave my musical taste to Fritz Burkhardt, luck to Tasha, Yamini, Marcia, Stephie, Dan J., and my appealing shyness to Jimmy Lynge, and my attitude Marianne C. problems to all the senior classes to come I, Prasanta Bhowmik, leave my incredible slide-tackling I, Annie Getis, leave my German enthusiasm to the next skills, agility, and speed to Micah Yairi and something German IV class who sure will need something to keep insignificant to my brother. them going and to anyone who has enough taste, I donate my classic locker pictures. I, Rick Burkhardt, leave my impressive sports record to my brother Fritz, in the hope that he can somehow bet- I, William Gillespie, hereby leave Todd Nelson my ter it, and my bootleg Talking Heads tapes to Andrew. drivers' license and some sedatives, Jumpin' Jeff Everything else goes into a blind trust, to be distributed Stillman the executive lounge chair, and Pete my lunch. to my constituents by Andy Foland. Youngmoo can And I leave subbie Dave a big stick to defend himself stomp on the floor if things get too out of hand. with. I, Michael Chang, leave what's left of my hair to Fritz I, Claudio Gratton, leave my soccer abilities to Fabio Burkhardt, and my driving abilities to Mark Paci. and my best wishes to the yearbook staff and the awesome varsity soccer team. Tony Chen: Sorry, all my stuff was stolen. I, Dave Han, leave a six pack of Jolt to Pat, my vicious I, Cynthia Chou, leave an MTD Bus schedule to Jeff slide-tackle to Micah, a full deck of cards to Angi Wong, Denen, all my love and best wishes to Beffie Remper, my two pages of Bedford notes to my sister, and 25 an A-flat to Fluffy, Peter Pan's advice — don't grow up cents to Andy Foland. — to "chums forever" Angi Wong, and a week off to Mrs. Mank, who has helped me out so much. I, Kathy Harmon, leave Peter happiness, Angi thanks for I, Kimberly Clausing, leave a grand "adventure" to helping me with my chemistry and for her constant Michay Brown, a song for the next time she's stuck in friendship, and Kanchan can have all the moldy things I the rain to Tamar Shapiro, and good wishes and a hug find in my locker at the end of the year. to Marion Knight. I, Bryan Holloway, will my amazing ability to win at I, Miriam Davidson, leave a birthday present to Steffie, a 'pitch' to Paul Dickinson, my amazing Pascal program- survival package which I got from Robin Van Es which ming skills to Angi, and my amazing knowledge of she got from Becky Davidson and Pieter Van Es to chess opening names and luck to the Chess Team Tasha Van Es, a watch to Ellen Knight, and a hug to 87-88. Emily. I, Lark Huang, leave my enthusiasm for fitness to Peter I, Sharon Dornhoff, leave my unsound mind to my sister, Wen, my "history helpers" to Tysie, much respect and the demon sword Fluffbringer to the Lizard, insults to luck to Todd Nelson and Stephie Kovacs, and best select lower-classmen, and my best wishes to the wishes of song, fervor, zeal, passion, fun, and fireworks Geist. to all of Uni High. I, Steve Findley, hereby leave 10 minutes of random I, Lee Imrey, leave Paul Talbot three phone numbers, for dribbling to Mark Paci, a real, genuine smile to Murph, Thunder Fist, Carpet-Lover, and Pond Scum, along with and something to Micah. my shades and memories. I, Anna Friedman, leave my sheerest thanks to Mr. Pat I, Julie Kimmel, leave my thanks to Pat for all of his pa- for all his tutelage and friendship, and much gratitude to tience, and my best wishes to the Girls b-ball team, especially Marsha and Sylvia. 118 w L L I, Eric Krock, leave the Agora Week Chairmanship (and tra help, all my pleasant memories of Latin to Mr. Butler, my sympathy) to Beth Rempe, several bag lunches to and best wishes to all future seniors. Micah, Art Patten's sixer to Joel Ullom the party animal, my conservative views to anyone worthy of them, my I, Tina Schoeneweiss, leave my affection for Uni in every Madonna records to Melina, my slick moves to next classroom and every corner and all the unstudied for year's chess team, my profound gratitude and friend- history quizzes to Amanda Young. ship to Mr B, Mrs Baker and Mrs Wortis for all they've done for me, and a hug to all of you for these happy, in- I, Beth Schomer, leave a 1-2-3 BOO and a fethtival of tense, wonderful years. running to Tamar Shapiro, a private "toi" at Kenney Gym to merry Mary Harkness, who is always in need of I, Iris Kurman, leave an Academy Award to my sister one, my insect-killing jar to Sarah Bright, and best Lulu and a successful year to the swim team wishes to all of Uni High. I, Kathleen Dori Liu, leave the cookies in my locker in I, Kristin Seibold, leave my shoulders to Mary K. Mulally, Pennsylvania (which are probably stale by now) to and the bug collection (left to me by Elizabeth Marion, Michay, and Tamar. To Ellen W., Pari, and Kie, I Jockusch) to Rebecca Jockusch, in hopes that she will of it I leave a package OREO cookies. To Paul T , because someday pass to Lulu Kurman, to whom leave a big he wants something, I leave my ability to have strange hug, and to Sarah Bright, I leave a calculator battery. dreams about anything or anyone. To cross-country and track teams of the future, I leave my best wishes for future success. Finally, to all of my teachers, I leave all I, Inna Shapovalov, am not going to leave anything to my gratitude. anyone, but you can ask me nicely and maybe you'll get something. I, Robert Liu, leave my best wishes to Andrew, my pent up frustrations to Sylvia, several juicy rumors to J. I, Julie Swadener, leave my Duran-Duran t-shirt to Wheeler, and my prematurely greying hair to JVD and Veerle, my ability to keep my hands to myself to Jimmy, the next yearbook editor(s). my heavy metal tapes to the class of '88, lots of luck to Melina and Lisa M., and my everlasting friendship to I, Maureen McCord, leave Unique to SteFi (deliberately Angi Wong. misspelled name there) Kovacs and Naomi Parkhurst, my maturity to the Sophomores of my Russian III class I, Marc Talbot, leave my copy of The Anarchist (they need it), my basketball nickname "Hacksaw" to Cookbook to Mrs. Wheeler, my pipe and the bad habits Zivar, my GO NAVY! sticker to Meredith, my amazing that come with it to Will Capel, and the best of luck to ability to always annoy Sally to Pari, my (never before my little brother. used) basketball shoes to Heather Garrett, and to Mr. Pat, an only child, I generously leave my brother David I, Rebecca Truelove, finally leave Mr. Norcott a quiet so he won't be lonely anymore. hall. To Sylvia and Lulu, I leave the love and admiration that such fantastic people deserve, plus a set of quin- I, Libby Miericke, leave my sympathy to all the mun- tuplets to Sylvia and Mary K. And lastly, but she knows chkins, best of luck to my sister Meg, and a smile to not leastly, to Emily (and her BMW from Howard), I leave Yams. my drivers' license, memories of the fun we had, and lots of love. ^^ I, Felix S. Ortony, leave little footprints in the sand when I walk along the beach. I, Brian Whetten, leave a lifetime supply of junk food to Micah, so he won't have to ask for anyone else's again. I, Eugene Peppers, will my incredible running ability to To Fritz, I leave $1,000,000. To Kanchan, I leave all my Matt Seitz, my goofy running style to Paul Talbot, my bad jokes. To everyone else, I leave all my grody top 40 singing talent to Fabio Gratton and Alec Reisner, and singles for the jukebox. my carefree nature to Micah Yairi. I, Jason Whitmarsh, leave a coke to Emily, all my luck to I, Celia Rothenberg, leave my thanks to Pat for all his ex- the Haiku club, and all my love to Marianne. And some Flintstone vitamins for Micah. 119 1 * Slippery when wet > ^ 1 | P^^i "I love to see Brian Whetten move!" 'No, I don't want to say anything about this year, got it!" nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnr Senior briefs Military school 9 120 You want me to debate WHAT? 1/ " •' si >. Class president at work oaosa [uaaaaaaa ^innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnn 121 • i V 9k fill- ' \w^^k Mm 7^^. A ^^ fc.* -»^^. r: f - _V^^F ^F^^^A | No insinuations please Feeling boxed in . . .? Jammin! 122 D ... all of the aDove 123 dictator at work "Taco-Eugene's" Praying to the Uni High gargoyle. Would you trust him with your firstDorn? 125 N . J < - Kiss across America 5^s *£?*% Fritz. 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Green Champaign 384-3094 Lynge, James 24, 33, 36, 44, 50, 83, 85, 1 27 Mabry, Frank 73, 75 Mabry, Lisa 9,19,51,88,125 Machtley, Scott 10,48,49,50,81,83 MACUR, NANCY 18,47,59,139 MANK, JUNE 2,57 Congratulations ! MARTHA WASHINTON AND A CAT 15 To Our Granddaughter Marty, Mimi 42,51,73,76,96 Marty, Paul 8,44,48,50,51,83,96,127 MATTHEWS, CAROL 56 McClure, Gaeron 53, 88 BETH McCord, Maureen 10, 1 1 , 12, 13, 19, 28, 35, 45, 46, 47, 49, 51 , 107, 142 Love McKinney, Anne 42, 51 , 73, 76, 96 We You MCLOUGHLIN, PATRICK 16, 18, 37, 54, 56, 58, 66 Medina, Stefan 12,24,45,48,51,83 Mama and Poppie MEDUSA 11 BRAINS ENERGY CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLASS THAT IT TALENT HAS ALL MOM, DAD, JEFF AND MUFFIN HONORS Meyers, John 83, 93 Miencke, Libby 7, 44, 51 , 107, 1 13, 124 Ron and Susan Kiddoo Miericke, Meg 9,15,28,88 Mr. and Mrs. Simon Kim Milbourn, Tami 37,45,70,83,86,119 Jung Ja Kim MILLAR, GERA 18,61,62,67 Millar, Mira Art amd Judy Getis 28, 29, 45, 51 , 69, 88, 91 , 92, 136, 140, 142 Miller, Sarah 19,28,29,42,76,78 Ann B. Flood and Harold M. Swartz Minear, Meredith 83,93 Al and Suzanne Huang Mittenthal, Laurel 6, 19, 30, 60, 88 R.W. and M.J. Armstrong p Mittenthal, Robin 50, 73, 75 Mr. and Mrs. Richard Larson Mohr, Marsha 19,34,35,44,84,86,94 Katherine Schoeneweiss Brown Monrad, A Seetha 19, 28, 29, 50, 88, 91 , 96, 139 The Burkhardts Moore, John 38, 73, 75 Ridley and Evis Brown Morgan, Robin 19,51,73,76,130 ¥ Gerald and Susan Crawford MR. BERGANDINE'S MILKING CAP 18 Mullally, Mary K. 28,29,41,42,51,89 Royster and Virgie Hedgepeth Mullally, Patty 28, 37, 78, 80, 81 Tschangho John and Moonja Park Kim ft Murphy, Ben 36, 78 Carol Neely Charles and Barbara Kucera MURPHY, RICK 33, 38, 51 , 55, 63, 66, 67, 139 Stephen and Anna McKinney Neaderhiser, John 8, 19,46,48,51,53,89, 141 Leonard and Roberta Heumann NEAVILLE, BONNIE 18, 24, 26, 30, 45, 61, 64, 67 Howard and Elaine Jacobson Neely, Mark 10,22,33,36,68,84,137 Frank and Inge Knight Nelson, Todd 4, 10, 44, 45, 47, 49, 89, 94, 141 Newman, Alexandra Frank and Linda Mabry 50,84 Nicholas, Christopher , 19, 24, 25, 31 48, 49, 71 , 89, 90 David and Naomi Rempe Norby, Peter 38, 50, 51 , 73, 75, 76 Kie Ross § NORCOTT, BERNARD 18,49,54,62,67 Jay and Suzanne Mittenthal Norton, Lisa 12, 13, 15,44,51,108, 113, 123 Mr. and Mrs. Monrad Norton, Steve 27, 40, 41,51, 89 Gabriel and Carol Paci O'Connor, Bridget 68, 74, 75 Alan and Georgette Moore Ortony, Felix 4,5,45,48,108,120,125 Jane Loeb Osborn, Emily 26, 35, 37, 41 , 53, 84, 89, 93 CLASS OF '87 Curtis and Ruth Krock • OUTLET, ELECTRICAL 116 Paci, Mark 21 , 22, 23, 39, 89, 91 , 93, 96 Paik.Han 7,43,71,74,75,96,139 Palmer, Lisa 4,108,114,121 Pandharipande, Pari 7, 17, 37, 45, 50, 79, 80, 93, 131 PARKER, KEN 30 Parkhurst, Naomi 44,47,51,89,96 Peck, Lynne 19, 34, 35, 45, 46, 47, 84, 142 Peppers, Eugene 5,24,31,39,45,46,51, 109, 114, 124, 142 Peshkin, Veerle 17, 26, 27, 30, 40, 41 , 70, 79, 80, 92 Phillips, Andrew 38, 68, 74, 75 PIG SKULL 59 Pleck, Susan 50, 74, 75 POPCORN MACHINE 14 Porton, Avraham 33, 68, 74, 75, 76 Prior, Kevin 48,49,51,79,127 PUIG, SERGIO 67 Reingold, Deborah 38,45,55,74 —i— Reingold, Leah 44,48,49,51,71,84 Tl Reisner, Alec 49, 79 Rempe, Beth 10, 12, 13, 47, 51 , 68, 69, 70, 89, 92, 94, 136, 138 RICK'S FEET 140 tv3 Rinehart, Nicholas 5, 12, 13, 24, 25, 51 , 71, 89, 127, 139 X Ritz, Sivan 26, 30, 41 , 51 , 70, 79, 92 Robin-Abbott, Emily 50, 68, 74 ft — ! r IH! Ross, Kie 45, 49, 50, 51 , 52, 78, 79 Rothenberg, Celia 49, 109, 122, 123, 124, 140 ROYER, WARREN 57 ijlfj, \£ iti.- Sarwate, Sanjiv 50, 65, 71, 84, 85, 96, 126 Schoeneweiss, Tina 14, 16,34,45, 110, 115, 122, 124 Schomer, Beth 45,46, 109, 115, 120, 121, 124, 142 - SCOTT, TOM 1 8, 32, 33, 64, 65, 67 i .:>: , q: I 1!iS EL Robert, Remember, Learning never ends. Wishing you and your friends o smooth soiling. Mom and Dad MORE PATRONS Art ond Willa Clausing Lorry and Meridee Dornhoff David ond Jane Eades Robert ond Carolyn Furrelle Mr. ond Mrs. Dona R. Snyder Peg Miericke Doris ond Veronica Shapovalov David and Zino Wheften John and Darbaro Whitmarsh Curtis Stephens Peter D. Imrey Seibold, Kristin 4, 28, 1 10, 113, 120, 142 Seitz, Matt 24, 25, 32, 33, 40, 89, 140 SEYMOUR, RICK 32,36 Shapiro, Tamar 5, 10, 14, 26, 27, 33, 40, 41 , 49, 50, 84, 86, 92, 127 Shapovalov, Inna 110, 124 SHORESMAN, PETER 59 Singh, Jai 38,74,127 Singh, Vinay 48,50,84,127 SMITH, JEFF 57,61 Snyder, Che 74 SOCCER BALL 22,23 Soskm.Hugo 19,51,79,137 Stephens, Bonnie 6, 15, 16, 51 , 67, 71 , 79, 81 Stevens, Nathan 33, 38, 51 , 55, 58, 68, 74, 75 Stigberg, Aaron 78, 79, 92, 96 Stillman, Jeff 12,21, 22, 23, 40, 51 , 89, 90, 1 27 STONE, DAVID 5,59,121 SUSLICK, ADELE 3,18,61,67 Swadener, Julie 15, 16, 44, 45, 46, 49, 51 , 1 1 1 , 1 13, 120, 142 Sylavong, Chanhsavat 45, 48, 84, 92, 93 Szoke, Katherine 12, 42, 46, 47, 49, 51, 89 Talbot, Marc 45,48,111,122,125 Talbot, Paul 16, 24, 39, 68, 71, 84, 137, 140 Thaler, Jennifer 1 4, 48, 65, 84 THE JANITOR, DALE 65 THE MOAT 5 THE TALL TREE, OUTSIDE 5 Trent, Maryka 10, 19, 28, 29, 34, 37, 44, 47, 70, 84 Tripathy, Neena 37, 79, 96 Truelove, Rebecca 28,29,34,35,40,41, 111, 115, 120 Tsay, Angela 10,14,45,48,51,84 TURNER, JOHN 65 Ullom.Joel 31,36,45,48,50,84,86 VAN DUZEN, JENNIFER 18, 45, 46, 61 , 67, 142 vanEs.Tasha 51,68,70,79,81,126 Wachtel, Shira 7, 74, 75, 76 WAGNER, LIZ 18,57 WALKER, SALLY 35 Wei, Michael 74 Weinbaum, Ted 24, 41 , 68, 84, 92 WELLS, AUDREY 18,55,61 Wen, Peter 32,33,89 Wheeler, Ellen 26, 30, 41 , 49, 50, 69, 79, 92, 1 37 WHEELER, JOANNE 60, 66, 67 Whetten, Brian 16, 22, 44, 45, 48, 52, 69, 1 12, 1 13 WHITE CAT 116 WHITE HEN SIGN 52 Whitmarsh, Jason 9,22,112, 115,120, 127 Wickens, Allison 28, 30, 37, 44, 79, 81 Wickens, Nina 9, 34, 37, 43, 45, 46, 47, 89, 142 Wieckowska, Susan 15, 42, 51 , 74, 96 Winter, Frank 48, 79 Wong, Angeline 16,45,46,49,84 WORTIS.RUTH 12,18,63 WYSOCKI, BARBARA 60 Xia, Renxin 33,38,50,51,74,75,93 Yairi, Micah 6, 22, 45, 46, 47, 48, 50, 89, 140 Young, Amanda 44, 89 139 141 Well, I think that I will concentrate on controversy ond quotes from this year. First, some of the controversial quotes that this conservative school could not put in its conservative yearbook: •"We the Class of '87 respectfully dedicate this yearbook to 'CENSORED* . . .just kidding." 7:30 Friday Night, February 27th. The very day on which I was born 17 years ago I have just returned from a bizarre ordeal at Papa Dels ("this is • "The girls' swim team is like a teddy bear." — Tony C. Chen 7 ") a what Directly before that I was presented with a microphone stand by the rest of the Cool Monks Directly before that my hair was moused to -"They ate a bunch of baudy babes and lusty lasses." — Shamit make me look like a Conservative from the late fifties, and I was treated to a bouquet of balloons and a creative bellydance by a hired woman who - "I was the mascot." — Rick called me "master Rick" and herself, "Sheba." I'm starting to feel justifiably paranoid No, the word is overwhelmed And it keeps occurring -"We may not win, and we sure aren't smart." — NOT Eugene I to me that did lots more work on Yearbook back before I was an Editor And I have this sound going through my head, and it sounds like -"I have a lot more respect for the team after you-know-who left." (Hint: AIEYAUGHIEEE (with a couple of additional strains from "Tutti Frutti"). not a student) It's only 7 30 That's the really weird part Special thanks to Youngmoo, Lisa, and Prasanta Love, Rick. As for controversies, there was the debate over mosaic vs. non-mosaic style, rulelines, color, etc.- big arguments over Blue and Orange on the After "yearbookmg" for four years and working with lots of people and lots of creative Senior picture pager pictures of people snorting 'CENSORED* in the lounge ideas. I've really had tons offun. I have truly enjoyed working with all of the yearbook ("That picture is banned" — JVD); categories in the Senior Class Ballot (I stafj who put in a great deal of time and commitment, and the yearbook advisors (Feeney would have won "Laziest" which would not have bothered me); even to Eas/ey to JVD) who helped us keep our sanity. Even though the photographers have bigger controversy over the Senior Class History ("we let a group of been tough to cooperate with at times, they (Paul. Jonny. Andrew, Steve and Claudio) monkeys randomly typing at a typewriter revise it"); my radical have always been an important part of the staff, I'd sincerely like to thank Robert (Mr. geometrical layout page which is in a diluted form on the last page; 4000+ Liu) for yearbook would never have even existed without his dedication throughout the negafives by photographers but no prints; too many pictures of my brother years. This year there were four editors who all contributed different interesting ideas and the revealing photo of Micah; and people threatening to sue us. OH 's and , in my opinion, this year's yearbook is one of Uni best. I hope future yearbooks are YEAH, I was great (I had to say something about me) ond "it was one of as fun to work on as these last four books were. — Meena. life's true, but ephemeral joys." Good luck to JVD next year. — Prasanta. JoDoD DeDllE r it V * This year was a particularly eventful year for the photo department. Helped by a handful of "peons" (such as Tom "Freelance" Choy, And from the other photographers . . . Eugene "The Presumptuous" Peppers, Sylvia "Printmaker" kiiu-i. A few words about working the Photo department this year: and Rebecca "Slowpoke" Jockusch) the two photographer editors, -Staying up until midnight making prints and still having Robert say Steve Findley and Claudio Gratton, faced many hard times. Long, tense "MORE . . . MORE!" hours were spent in the darkroom making world-class prints. Yet -Trying to find negatives in the disorganized pile cluttering up the tempers flared and chairs flew. Nevertheless, amidst this chaos, darkroom; characterized by a safe-light-lit room full of toxic chemical fumes -going 600$ over budget because "Well, the money's spent, now it's capable of making an elephant nauseous, the film was developed, the THEIR Problem" (Actually, it's Steve's mom's PROBLEM now — prints were made and, in short, the job was done. A special Editors); acknowledgement should be made to David Ghent, a good friend of -Tempers barely under control and the invention of a new Olympic ours from the Daily Illini who pulled us out of a potentially damaging event — the chair toss; situation by taking most of the X-Country photos. Also, a special thanks -Playing the box at 1 50dB and annoying the Science faculty; to Brian K. Johnson of the News Gazette for his assistance in taking the -Steve "let's go shoot more pictures of Lark and Kim" Findley and title page photo. — Claudio and Steve. Claudio "In SWIMSUITS" Gratton show us "peons" how to speak "Darkroom Language." People who know me know rhor I reolly hate rhe question. Hows the yearbook coming I along?' swear. I must hear that a hundred times a year and the people who osk it usually r don even core for the long, detailed answer in the first place, theyjust wont to make conversation Well this year a second quesnon annoys me to no end: -'Who will be editor next year?' True, these people aren't just making small talk, but they ore being nosy. For one thing its not something I decide on alone or would discuss openly without first talking to the prospective staff members. And, none of rhe editors would do any of this before the yearbook is completed onywoys. Well, that time approaches, and I will now soy that I have an idea as to who I would like to see become editor(s) next year But. I'm not going to tell you. I will soy this, however Yearbook got me through these past four years of high school, keeping me busy and satisfying my lust for power (according to some people) Each of these years, the book's quality has improved, and every year hove lot we hod a of fun. This post year I admit that I did less loyoutmg and more job-distributing, " but believe me, its not something I enjoy. Even still, It's been an unforgettable experience that any person would be thankful for. That's why I think that whoever takes over next year will find that the job con be rewording, no matter how many people complain or re- sent you. no matter how much criticism you take, and no matter how many things go wrong (because all of these will happen). And in the worst situations in the darkest of times and bleokish of moments, my advice is simply to fair, be optimistic, responsible and persevering because you have a job to ac- complish. That may sound awfully sappy, but rest assured, it's true. Finally for everyone who asked, the yearbook has reolly come along well despite oil its of problems. And that's why I'm certain that if next year's ' editor(s) continue in this ' tradition ' (sorry Rick), rhe yearbook can only get better. Goodbye and good luck. Robert We are meeting for the last time (the third last time in -breaking tradition, we worked past midnight only once, and eat food other than Papa Del's a week, actually) and it's time once again to look back — Popeye's, Dominoes, Pagliai's, Zorba's — but to Micah's disappointment, NOT Little Caesar's; on the year and reminisce. So, here we go: -we are blessed with several interesting visits: invasion the -JVD joins the by musical people staff enthusiastically at first, learns about technicroppers, ex- (in mobs), a "break-in" by the presses police, the sudden arrival of a frozen PAT from her admiration of Led Zepplin, is abused by other teachers (and con- the assembly hall, and the more than sequently just frequent interruptions by folk makes up an imaginary form apology letter) and dreads the pile of dancers from outer space looking for Uni Gym, of course; almost-done quad paks by the end of the year; -Other unforgettable events included: the underclassmen photo days -a bizarre to ratio exists 3 1 among the editors' traits: 3 Asians, 1 WASP; 3 massacres, the organizational day photo success, the editor photo day camera males, 1 female; short, tall; 3 1 3 from Yankee Ridge, 1 from Leal (but all disaster (Friday the thirteenth), the tedius and troublesome trips to Delights from Urbana); and 3 pianists, 1 violinist; and Scully and Scully, learning about power and decision making, -of the editors, hour long we don't forget: Meena's violin and dance lessons, as well as drive to find chicken, working on TUESDAYS, and seeing janitors and her attempt at breaking the window, Robert's Jetta, Rick's leap into the workmen watching TV. and gulping Boneyard, down food in the teacher's lounge; Prasanta's quotes, these two's first quad pak signatures, and the -finally, we remember: Eugene, the master thief, human darkroom climb to touch Uni ceiling; key, dishwasher and go-Fer; -everyone Andrew, the computer overlord; complains about not working on the yearbook, so half the staff joins Rachel's look, Nina's ad pages and Van rides home; Mlchay's love in the last two months; of chalk; Mira's dislike of Senior candlds; Sylvia's wish to -no one wants to index; write captions, but everyone writes, loses, rewrites, and finds Kathleen's and Rick's cooperation (!?!) on alliteration; basketball copy; Chang's orders for work; Sueanne's cooking abilities; the advertising -no one reveals desire commit- a to be editor, but everyone asks "who will be the tee's (Beth, Sarah B., Angi, Sylvia, and never Truelove) editor next year?" reluctance to hunt down adds; the Julie S and Kristin layout team. Amy's "THE -the staff carts three half-ton boxes (which lasted the entire year) from house to END" page; Klmmel's house, BOOGIE-OOGIE headline; Lynne, the creative room to room, since no permanent home was ever found for the migrant genius of posters; Bill's "Goodbye's" in one night; Cynthia and Bill's committee (hopes for securing room 214, 110. and the third floor of the Math dedication to the Varsity Boys layout; Sarah G. 's determination to building were all dashed by the efforts of an indecisive administration); diminish the almost-done pile; Micah's disappearing acts, and as a result, the whining, staff gets to work in the English office. Robert's house. "vivid" captions and attempts to be in every organizational photo; Rick's house. Rick's third floor apartment. Room 106N, the HALLWAY (and and lastly, Shamtt's decision that he has better things to do . . the lounge when it wasn't locked with our coats in it), and room 109 (these last (what could possibly be better than working on the two being subject to our infamous chair pranks); yearbook?) We owe the following people many thanks: Mrs. Mank and the office staff for their tolerance, book (and check) keeping, and office supplies; Beth, honorary finance editor, for her dedication to advertising and patrons- Rick Murphy for his supportive "Is this yearbook?" visits; Larry Kanfer for his patience and photographic expertise over the years; for letting JVD us call her JVD; and, of course, Anthony C. Chen for his enlightenment' 143 UNIVERSITY H.S. LIBRARt UNIVERSITY H.S. LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS-URBANA 3 0112 056044776