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Inside this issue:

1st Scouts news Page 9 Lantern Club news Page 7 ACTS (All Churches together…) Page 11 Our Advertisers index Page 39 Chadwick Ladies Club News Page 12 Pupils of Holmer Green School 1928 Page 23 Cherry Garth News Page 25 Rossetti Art Group news Page 22 Evening Women's Institute Page 12 Royal British Legion - Standard dedication Page 21 Farewell to the Stevens Brothers Page 5 Royal British Legion - Women's Section Page 29 Gardening Matters Page 6 The Parish of Penn St. with Holmer Green Page 29 Holmer Green Cricket Club Page 17 Theatre Going - August to October Page 32 Holmer Green Football Club Page 7 Trudie talks … to ... Page 24 Holmer Green Garage - introduction Page 31 Useful Names & Telephone Numbers Page 36 Holmer Green Junior School News Page 9 Centre News Page 12 Holmer Green Players - show report Page 14 Village Society News Page 18 Holmer Green Stroke Club news Page 31 What’s On - and Where? Page 37 and much more …!

Editorial by Ann Miller

am writing this issue’s editorial on I am sure the whole village would like to wish the day after the culmination of the the Patch/Steven’s family a very happy and long second Music on the Common event. retirement after having spent 45 years working in Yet again it was a great success. The the community. Continuity of the garage will weather may not have been as hot as continue with James Delisle taking on Holmer at lastI years, but I don’t think it spoilt any of the Green Garage, and we welcome him and wish him enjoyment or number of attendees. All of us in well in his new venture. Holmer Green must send to Steve and the Village Anyone notice the odd bit of Lycra passing Society Event’s committee a great big thank-you through the village at the weekend. Our own mini for all your hard work in putting on a lovely Tour de Holmer Green and environs! community event. A big well done to all the Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my bike out of the artists who performed on the stage and a thank garage and my Lycra was in the wash, so I was you to all of those who brought along their unable to join in. Talking about in the wash! I magnificent cars, had stalls, rides, food and drink have just got home from an unsuccessful attempt outlets. Hopefully, now it will become a yearly at playing nine holes of golf. Light showers with feature in the village calendar and help to draw a moderate breeze were forecast, well it turned out the community together. to be a torrential long-lasting downpour. We did I would like to address a few situations to do wonder when we saw we were the only 2 people with the village. The magazine would like to say on the course. Don’t think we got the memo! that they have made a donation towards the I hope you all enjoy this issue of Holmer Green replacement of the planters in and around the local Today and hopefully the weather will be kind to shops. us all as the school holidays get into full swing. The magazine team regret that in the last edition of Holmer Green Today an error was made on page 11 in the item about Royal British Legion’s Women’s Section. In the second paragraph it should have read “Mr Rolt and his daughter were guests”. We apologise for the mistake made.

The Magazine Team: Editor: Ann Miller 57, Winters Way E: [email protected] 715483 Advertising: Susan Rasala 2c, Earl Howe Road 07885425027 E: [email protected] Coordinators: Judy Gilligan 11, Parish Piece 714838 E: [email protected] Linda Meatyard 24, The Rosary 715805 E: [email protected] Desk Top Publishing: Peter Rawbone 1, Hollyberry Grove 713649 E: [email protected] Distribution: Nick Reynolds 31, Harries Way 714473 Subscriptions: Janet Reid 10, New Pond Road 712073 E: [email protected] Treasurer: Ann Sollars 15, Watchet Lane. 713420 The publishers cannot be held responsible for any errors or omissions nor can they cannot be held accountable for the accuracy of advertisements, or for the editorial information sent to them and reserve the right to reject or amend it. The copy deadline for the next issue is 8th October 2019. Advertising Rates (black &white only), – there is an additional cost for colour: Full page – £50.00, Half Page – £30.00, Quarter Page – £17.00, Eighth Page – £10.00

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VILLAGE CONTACTS

1st HG Scout Group ATC, 871 Penn Squadron Residents Assoc. Mr Neil Spencer – 714347 Pilot Officer Shepherd. 07900 241760 Mr Andrew Swann – 7116112 Beavers 6-8 years Boys Brigade Breathe Easy Mrs J. Sorenson – 713877 Mr Mark Durn (Captain) – 07703 182511 Angie Lockwood – 527062 [email protected] Chadwick Ladies Club Christ Church (C of E) Cub Scouts 8-10 years Mrs Gaynor Spiller – 713739 Vicar: Rev. Captain Peter Simmons Ms Karen Hobbs – 716931 Parish Office: Featherbed Lane, 01494 715195. www.pshg.org Evening WI Extend – Gentle Exercise Girl Guiding – Volunteering Mrs Pauline Ellis – 713625 Carolyn – 712801 Vicki Fleming – 07823 478200 [email protected] Girl Guiding – HG District 1st HG Rainbows & Brownies 2nd HG Brownies Mrs Maureen Carnier – 711134 Mrs Maureen Carnier - 711134 Rosalyn Stead - 07908 475009 4th HG Brownies 1st Holmer Green Guides 2nd Holmer Green Guides Dr. Diana Burman - 724573 Vicki Fleming – [email protected] Dianne Carnier – [email protected] Girls Football Grasshopper Golfing Society Holmer Green Baptist Church Mr Andrew Jackson – 713433 Mr John Taylor – 712092 Pastor: Anthony Smith. Office: 712479 [email protected] Holmer Green Cricket Club Holmer Green Childminding Holmer Green First School David Stockings Group 712050 [email protected] Jackie Shaw – 711920 Holmer Green Football Club Holmer Green Juniors Football Holmer Green Junior School Mr Rob Shed – 716318 Mr Matt Brades – 716114 713000 M: 07539 267948 [email protected] Holmer Green Junior School Holmer Green Methodist Pre- Holmer Green Players Association School Vicky Martin – 07817724184 Helen Hodgson – 717838 Ms Sharon Dorme –716897 E:[email protected] [email protected] Holmer Green Senior School Holmer Green Sports Holmer Green Stroke Club Association Association Mr R. Dunning – 712177 Jan Constantine/Neil Marshment Ms Laura Ripley – 711485 / 714985 c/o School Office – 712219 Holmer Green Village Society Holmer Green Youth Club Junior & Adult Chess Membership Secretary – PO Box Mr Michael Turner – 711970 (Beginner & Refresher) 1283, , HP15 6YF. Mr Brian Lacey – 713698 Mrs Penny Thicket – 07976 230371 Link-up Bereavement and Parish Council Methodist Church Friendship Group Parish Clerk: –715429 Sec - Mrs Barbara Illingworth –712236 Mrs Joan Toye – 718466 E:[email protected] E:[email protected] Poppies Day Nursery Rossetti Hall – (Bookings) Royal British Legion Hall – Mrs Maureen Myerson – 716789 [email protected] (Bookings) 711144 [email protected] Royal British Legion – Simply Walk Souper Lunch for a light lunch Womens’ Section Ms Fiona Broadbent – 475367 and chat, Christ Church Centre Mrs Wendy Tomlin – 713789 Mrs Carol Hornsby – 714075 Mrs Joan Wainman – 716726 Squash The Lantern Club Tiddlywinks Baby, Toddler and Mr Trevor Howes – 865478 Mrs Ann Sollars – 713420 Under School Age Group Mrs Joan Toye – 718466 Church Office – 715195 Village Centre – (Bookings) VPA – The Holmer Green Gardening Women’s Fellowship – Christ Paul Fleming – 08707 656 450 Association Church www.holmergreenvillagehall.org.uk Secretary: Meg Brinton, 716992, Mrs Joan Toye - 718466 [email protected]. www.hgvpa.org.uk GENERAL DATA PROTECTION REGULATION 2018 (GDPR) It appears that the magazine complies with the GDPR. However, if anyone wishes their contact details removed from this list please advise a member of the Team, whose information is on the previous page.

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NEWS FROM THE VILLAGE GARAGE. (W & M STEVENS) The garage in the heart of the village was built, owned & operated by Wilfred & Martin Stevens until their retirement in the mid 1980’s, when control passed to their nephews, Robert & Martin Patch, who after some 45 years are now also ready to retire. The workshop, as with the petrol forecourt some four years ago, is to be leased to a new operator, Mr. James De Lisle, who it is hoped, will continue to operate the garage in a similar way to the Patch Brothers, & will retain the existing staff & company telephone number, but will trade as Holmer Green Garage Ltd. There will obviously be some changes as the new operator incorporates his own identity into the business, which will run alongside an existing garage business which he operates in Berkhamstead, in conjunction with a car body repair shop. This will bring another element of service & choice into the local area, where customer’s vehicles can be transported to the Berkhamstead Bodyworks for this type of repair. The Patch Brothers will be sad to end their time at the garage, but at 72 & 70 years of age, feel that it is time to “hang up the spanners” to take some well-earned time to themselves. They would like to thank all their customers for their loyalty over many years, and wish them all the best for the future. [A farewell image of the brothers is on page 20]

THERE’S MORE TO THIS BUDGETING COURSE THAN MEETS THE EYE! The CAP Money Course has now been running in Holmer Green for 18+ months (5 courses) and some pleasant surprises have emerged from the feedback given at the end of each course! The course is FREE and is normally run over three sessions by the Churches Together serving Holmer Green. It’s no surprise that everyone who has attended the course so far has found it helpful, and that most have said at the end of the course that they felt happier and in more control of their finances than before, when they felt anxious / didn’t like to think about finances – reducing financial worries can never be a bad thing! And everyone who has attended has enjoyed the money-saving tips week by week and putting together a sound personal budget. More of a surprise however was that some couples found that the budgeting process on the course provided them with a means of discussing their finances together, where this had hitherto been a ‘taboo’ subject which caused tension in their relationship. Being able to talk about the family’s money together was found to be releasing and invigorating, with lots of new plans being made together as a result of the course. Another surprise was to find that although money was not seen to be a problem week by week, some couples and individuals were not able to save up for the spending they wished to make in the future and didn’t know where to start on this – the CAP Money system enabled them to make firm plans to save up at a rate that was both affordable and still allowed for some luxuries. Another possibility for the course is in equipping one’s ‘other half’ to be able to manage their finances should they be left on their own – many husbands (and some wives!) have traditionally ‘taken care’ of all the family finances over many years, risking leaving their loved one in a potential financial mess if anything should happen to them. DON’T LET THIS BE THE CASE IN YOUR FAMILY! – sign up for the next course using the contact details below. The feedback to date is strongly that you don’t have to have money problems to get great benefits from the course. Everyone who has done the course will tell you their finances are in better shape than before and that they feel much more in control. SO, DON’T MISS OUT – the course is FREE, non- judgmental and lots of fun! It has been found to be useful for people at work, newly retired people, soon -to-be students, mums dealing with mounting bills, families saving for a special occasion, and everyone in between. For more details please call 01494 712479 or email [email protected]. Chris Gregory - CAP Money Coach

A notice spotted in the Sneem Ireland Community Garden: A pollinator friendly weed killer One litre of white vinegar One cup of diluted Epson Salts A squirt of washing-up liquid. Spray onto weeds on a still dry day. Untried, so cannot guarantee it works but worth a try!

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GARDENING MATTERS

I hope you have been enjoying your gardens this summer and have made some visits to local gardens and garden centres. Rosemary and I joined the U3A Garden Visits Group for this area and we have enjoyed some wonderful days out, travelling by car or coach. As I write our last visit was to Longstock Water Gardens, near Stockbridge in the River Test valley in Hampshire. The gardens are part of the Leckford Estate, which is owned by The John Lewis Partnership. As well as the beautiful renowned water gardens there is an extensive arboretum, parkland, farm and an amazing garden centre selling lots of plants that you would not normally see. There are some really old walls fronted by borders with an extensive range of unusual plants and they also hold the National Collection of Buddlejas most of which will be at their flowering peak in August. I was very pleased to meet the Head Gardener there who I knew previously as an old student of mine from the College of Agriculture. I love to walk around Holmer Green and look at people’s gardens. We can sometimes be critical but a garden is often a very personal expression and it is lovely to see all the different ways that people use plants in their gardens and the ways in which other features are included. I see many plants that have self-seeded and they are flourishing in their situations. It is amazing where plants will grow and if they look happy then leave them as long as they don’t become invasive. Recently I saw a border in full flower and the only plants in it were self-seeded Verbena bonariensis, and they were being visited by lots of different types of bees and butterflies. As I write this we are still in the middle of summer, but this is a good time to make notes of any additions or alterations that we should be making to our gardens in the future, and these ideas are often inspired by looking at other gardens. Also, and this may surprise you, if we have bulbs in our gardens they start to make new roots in August. I actually discovered this many years ago when I accidentally disturbed some daffodils and snowdrops when planting some new plants. This leads me on to say that now is a good time to look out for new bulbs and get them all planted as early as possible to establish a good root system before the winter. You should leave planting tulips, however until December. This is because if the shoots happen to emerge too early in the spring they can suffer weather damage which makes them very susceptible to a fungus disease called Tulip Fire that can have a devastating effect on the plants. An interesting bulb to plant is Leucojum aestivum, the Summer Snowflake, which resembles a large snowdrop. They will grow where the soil retains water and also in shady sites and flower in May and quickly multiply. A very useful addition to the garden is a rain gauge and they make welcome gifts. As I walk around the village most conversations start with the weather. Often people say to me “We had a lot of rain last night” and my reply is that we only had 2 millimetres and they look surprised. I keep a record of the rainfall and note monthly and annual totals. It is interesting to look back over previous years and consider the effect that the rainfall had on the garden. For example Parish Piece in Holmer Green had 75 millimetres of rain in June this year and in June 2018 it was zero. This year I have added guttering and a downpipe to our summerhouse and installed two water butts so that when one is full it overflows into the other. It is amazing how quickly the water butts fill up, usually 1 – 3 hours of rain is enough. By now a lot of the shrubs that flower on previous year’s growth, such as Weigela, Philadelphus, Kolkwitzia, Deutzia have finished flowering, so it is time to prune out all the flowered shoots to encourage new growth from the base. Do not attempt to cut this new growth back until it has finished flowering next year. For really old shrubs of this flowering type it is worthwhile cutting some of the very old stems right down to near ground level. Also continue to dead head repeat flowering shrubs to prevent seed formation and to encourage new growth. The exception to this would be where we allow shrubs to fruit because the fruits are very attractive during autumn and winter. Examples of the latter are shrub Roses, Cotoneaster, Pyracantha and some Viburnums. I have a wide range of herbaceous plants and in the middle part of summer there are certain plants that I like to trim back with shears to encourage new growth that will flower in early autumn. Such examples include Hardy Geraniums, Oriental Poppies, Astrantia and Alchemilla (Lady’s Mantle). At this time of year gaps often appear in borders and I have recently noticed that some of the large supermarkets are still selling good quality bedding plants at very reasonable prices. A few of these could prove a very useful addition to the garden and keep the impact of the peak flowering season. Late summer is a good time to take cuttings of many plants as the wood at the base of the new growth is starting to harden. If you have never done this before it is very rewarding when the resultant plants have rooted and developed. People love to receive plants that you have grown yourself and they are often looking for something different. And finally, why not start saving your own seeds. Cut off the seed heads and dry them well and store the seeds in paper envelopes in a tin until next spring. Don’t forget to label them because from my experience I often find packets in the tin that have been labelled by Rosemary saying “seeds on the windowsill for 3 weeks”. Happy gardening, Brian Fisher

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THE LANTERN CLUB Each Monday we welcome our elderly members of the Lantern Club to another activity- packed day which we all enjoy, members and volunteers alike. Carolyn from Extend comes fortnightly to help us all remain supple with a range of seated exercises to music. We have also enjoyed various musical entertainments, we have been baffled by Clive’s magic tricks and we have sharpened our wits on quizzes, games and craft, as well as plenty of chat and a lovely lunch of course! Our AGM is on September 30th at 8pm in Holmer Green Village Centre, Chadwick Hall, and we would be pleased to welcome anyone interested in our organisation, which is concerned with the well-being of any senior citizen who is affected by memory problems or social isolation and loneliness. We volunteers really benefit from our time spent with our members, who bring with them a wide range of interesting memories and anecdotes. It is now a couple of years since our last Chairman retired and the Club has continued to thrive due to its dedicated and enthusiastic Committee and team of volunteers who all give generously of their time and talents. However, it would be lovely if there was someone out there who enjoys being part of a team and would like to help with more than just the day-to- day running of the Club, perhaps by helping with general organisation or fund-raising. Grants are quite difficult to come by as we do not have specific projects so any input here would be very welcome. If you would like to know any more about us, please contact me or pop into the Club on a Monday (except Bank Holidays) in the Chadwick Hall at the Village Centre from 10.30 am until 2.30pm. Ann Sollars

HOLMER GREEN FC - SUMMER UPDATE 2019 A close season of many changes this time for In the FA Cup we have been drawn away to the senior sides. Outgoing manager Chris Allen saw fellow Hellenic team Shrivenham (in Oxfordshire, the Wycombe Senior Cup slip through his hands, so near Swindon) with the carrot of a home game with to speak, when the team produced a below-par if we win. In the FA Vase we performance in a Final decided by an own-goal. have a home draw, after three successive away Possibly down to the four week wait between the ones, against Raunds Town from East North at final league game and the actual Cup Final. Our Lambourne GC. It will be on Thursday 12th opponents had the luxury of a better fixture- September, details are on the Club Website. Our managed season. Chris was made a Life County Masters Tournament was another success. The two Masters Chairman Frank Francies who over saw the Finalists both go through to the inaugural Berks creation of “one-club” more than ten years ago as and Bucks FA Masters, later this summer. one of his many achievements. Chris’s position was The Allied Team will continue to compete at offered to the Development and Allied XI’s divisional level following another good season, which Management Teams, but both declined the only saw the drop out of contention for honours opportunity to step up at this time. The Club has late on. In the FA Youth Cup we are at home to turned to Dave Lynch who finds himself needing to Tadley Calleva from Hampshire in an early recruit most of a new team. The majority of last September midweek 7pm kick off. year’s squad seemingly fed up with the extra travelling in the Hellenic League. This year that With the Minors we will have teams/squads league had lost relatively nearby Ascot United, and from U-6 up to U-14’s, probably. We have also gained Westfields FC from Hereford! Chipping started to reform the Ladies Team after ten years Sodbury Town were also in line to transfer to our without one. We started, because despite the league, but successfully appealed the decision. The success of the Womens’ World Cup recently, we Premier Division will again run with 19 teams as the have had to link up with United initially. FA works towards “the perfect pyramid”, with a Home games under the guise of Chesham United plan apparently to create a new Step Five League in and Holmer Green will be played at Watchet Lane the Thames Valley/West area which would on Sundays at 2pm. Green and White will be worn suit Holmer Green FC much better. for home games with United’s Claret and Sky Blue used away from home. It is the Club’s intention to With the demise of The Spartan South Midlands have its own stand-alone team for season 20-21. Development Division, our second string has been elected to The Suburban League, a competition John Anderson - President entering its fiftieth season. Opponents will range geographically from Dunstable town to Hartley Wintney.

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1ST HOLMER GREEN SCOUT GROUP The summer term started with a bang for our Group. At the end of May two thirds of the group plus leaders attended the County Jamboree at Claydon, near Buckingham. Over 3 days the Cubs and Scouts enjoyed multiple activities from archery to climbing walls to water zorbing and evening musical entertainment. The Beavers visited for a day and had a lot of fun. In addition the Beavers have enjoyed a sleepover at the Scout Hut and activities in the woods, Cubs have been Kayaking, backwoods cooking and building shelters in the woods. Scouts have been hiking and brushing up on mapwork. As I write they are on an expedition near Stonehenge. As I mentioned in the last issue unfortunately we are now losing Paul Brazier and Neil Kerr, our Scout Leaders after many years of loyal service. We are grateful for their dedication. Richard Wallsworth has stepped forward to train as a Scout leader but we really need another as we expect another 5 scouts from Cubs in September and more at the end of the year and cannot continue to recruit children without enough adult leaders. We have also lost Jo, one of our 2 cub leaders on Mondays. Again, our thanks for her support. Fortunately Ruth Jackson has agreed to continue despite giving 14 years already. However with only 3 leaders left, there is not enough adult support to continue running 2 Cub packs so from September we will have to merge both packs. Weekly Cub Meetings will now only run on Thursday evenings at 6.45 to 8.25 (no Mondays) Scout meetings will be on Wednesday 7.15 to 9pm. Cub contact is Gemma Boothroyd 01494712981 Although we will continue to run an ambitious programme, we hope that some parents or others will volunteer to help on a regular basis. We hope this will be a temporary arrangement as numbers are rising rapidly and it would be a great shame if we had to turn new members away and start a waiting list. We would really like to run 2 Packs as soon as possible but cannot without more Leader support. I therefore repeat my request to everyone. If you or anyone you know is willing to help the children in this village group please contact me. We are also losing part of our committee and cannot achieve a great deal with only 2 individuals. We have 2 sites at the Scout Hut and Old Fire Station which need maintaining, particularly the vegetation round both buildings. Again help would be most welcome. We will continue to provide an interesting programme for all 3 age groups and look forward to our usual busy autumn meetings. Neil Spencer CBE - Group Scout Leader

REPORTS from HOLMER GREEN JUNIOR SCHOOL On June 6th, Lime class visited Kingswood School for a linking project. When we arrived, we were split into groups with A, B, C and D so we could really get to know each other. There were four activities for us. One of them was tackling in football with Mr Sykes, he helped us to enjoy the four drills. Another of the activities was story telling with Mrs Williams. We were split into tables and had four objects in a bag. We then had to make a story out of them. Next we voted for the best story. One more was a bug hunt with a teacher from Kingswood where we had to look for bugs and tick them off our sheet. The last activity was making a chair out of newspaper for a teddy bear and by getting the rewards you could earn some newspaper. Most of the chairs took the weight. It was a great day. Thank you for letting us visit Kingswood.

On June 27th Kingswood School came to our school and we were split into our groups again. We had four activities. The first was a Maths quiz where we had to swap around. It was great fun with Mrs Weber. The next activity was a photo nature list where we had to tick off and take a picture of the natural object with Mrs Showan. We then did PSHE with Mrs West and a game called “where’s my hat” where we had to put the pictures in order. For the last activity we did a quiz about your personality. It was good to get to know each other and make friends. A Year 4 pupil

OUR YEAR 4 SLEEPOVER The Year 4 children had a sleepover at the Junior School. During the sleepover it was so fun. We did it on Friday 14 June after school after doing lots of research about hedgehogs. We started by making dens for hedgehogs out of sticks and moss. Also we put clay hedgehogs in the dens. Afterwards we decorated tepees with felt hedgehogs that we made. We all put up the tepee in a short length of time. A few hours later we had dinner: spaghetti bolognaise and we also had ice lollies. Next we got changed into our pyjamas. We went outside for a few minute then we went to bed in our sleeping bags. We watched a movie before we slept. We went to sleep after talking a lot! Ethan Livesey Year 4 pupil

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ACTS (ALL CHURCHES TOGETHER SERVING IN HOLMER GREEN)

What a lovely event on 13th July for Holmer Green’s ‘Music on the Common’ … lots of music, singing, community stalls, classic cars, Jennies’ haircuts and make up, Inclusion Un-Limited activities, fun activities for children, prayer station, food, drink… Thank you to the Holmer Green Village Society’s committee who did a fantastic job of bringing the community together for such a special day. As you can see below we offer a community prayer link for all the community so do please let us know if we can offer prayerful support for anyone in the village who are isolated, lonely, sick, anxious or grieving. ************* Community Prayer Link - if you would like the support of Christian prayer in your life for whatever reason (e.g., illness, loneliness, bereavement, debt, divorce) then we would be happy to pray. Often people comment that when they know people are praying for them and about their situations, they feel held in God’s love and care. Please contact Barbara Illingworth (07967 192406) ([email protected]); there are a few of us from the different churches, i.e. Anglican, Baptist, Catholic and Methodist and we pray for you in our own homes. There are also prayer groups in the Anglican and Baptist churches who pray together. Confidentiality is very important, and we only pray for a person’s situations of need, thanks, etc. Your first name would only be used if you are happy for us to do so.

CAP (Christians Against Poverty) money course. Please contact [email protected] or phone 01494 712479 if you would like to know more about the free course teaching budgeting skills and a simple cash-based system that works. There are extra resources for those on low incomes, self-employed people, couples, families and those preparing for retirement. Encounter (formerly Prayer and Praise) A time of reflection, prayer and praise held at Holmer Green Baptist Church with worship leaders and young musicians on the first Sunday of each month from 7pm (please note not in August). Churches from our local area come together to support and encourage one another. All are welcome.

Barbara Illingworth

OUR CONGRATULATIONS GO TO: The parents of Ruby Jane Needham born on 24th April 2019 and Etham Michael Albert Meatyard born 26th June 2019 and also to: Jack McNeil and Suzanne Hicks who are to married on 10th August 2019. OUR CONDOLENCES GO TO THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF: Donald Jepherson Hide, 7th November 1930 - 23trd April 2019 Betty Allum, 17th February 1928 - 1st July 2019

Compiled by Linda Meatyard & Judy Gilligan

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NEWS FROM THE VILLAGE CENTRE Since our AGM in March, we’ve been making a number of important changes in the Village Centre that, hopefully, will make for an even better environment for our users. From the beginning of April, we have implemented a new booking system called Hallmaster. This has proved to be very useful as it allows our users to book the halls directly, see availability and cut down the amount of paper we produce. To have a look yourself, why not visit our website (http:// www.holmergreenvillagehall.org.uk) and click on the ‘Book a hall’ tab. We have installed two CCTV cameras to oversee the car park area. We have done this because of a number of instances of petty, but very annoying, vandalism. With a bit of luck, the presence of the cameras will discourage ne’er-do-wells from hanging around and being a nuisance and should provide a measure of protection for the Centre, its users and their cars. In the Chadwick Hall, we have installed a new cooker. The old one needed at the least a good clean, but it was getting on and we felt that a nice, modern one would be a better idea. In addition, the Chadwick Hall has now been equipped with blackout blinds over two of the Velux© windows, which should make it easier for people showing films and slides during the sunny (sic!) summer evenings. We have also placed an order to replace the flooring in the Chadwick Hall, its kitchen and the entrance foyer. We reckon these floors were put down when the Chadwick Hall was built in 1989 but cracks have opened up and they are becoming impossible to keep really clean. The new floor will be an industrial version of the well-regarded Karndean flooring used in many public buildings, including the Holmer Green Middle School, and it will be installed by the same firm (Folkspur) who did such a great job with the wooden floor in the Main Hall. The foyer floor will incorporate a new fixed doormat which should reduce the amount of dirt brought into the building. The work is scheduled for the summer holidays, when the Village Centre is less heavily used. Finally, we are now taking bookings for our Quiz Evening on 19th October, which Peter Healy is organising. Tables will seat teams of up to eight players and you can book a whole or part of a table. It will cost £10 per person which includes a chicken-and-chips supper. There will be prizes for the highest- and lowest-scoring teams. Tickets can be booked online at http://www.tktassistant.com/Tix/?u=HGP or by phone on 07537 103368 from 8th July. James Cadle - Chairman [email protected] 01494 716992

HOLMER GREEN EVENING WI Several members enjoyed a St George’s Day visit to the Brick Lane Music Hall, organised by Kay Crowe. We were thoroughly entertained with cheeky jokes, singing and dancing, and were served afternoon tea at this unique venue. Jean Casson won a bursary at the Annual Council Meeting in Aylesbury. We all enjoyed the main speaker, Simon King. Our well attended Friend’s Evening took the form of a Murder Mystery, acted out by the Lacey Green Players. Since the murder had a Western theme, we dressed the part with wild west outfits, and supped on sausages, beans and apple pie. At the May meeting, the two Resolutions were read out and members voted for their preferences. There was a full house for our Birthday Party meeting in June, with a supper of cooked meats and salad, followed by delicious desserts. Entertainment was provided by Victoria Molnar-Brown, who brought her accordion and played us some merry tunes, with accompaniment from the audience. Former barrister Simon Michael spoke to us about ‘My Life in Crime’ in July. He gave a highly entertaining talk covering his Jewish ancestors and origins, and his rise through the ranks of the legal profession, overcoming prejudices along the way. He had many interesting and amusing stories to tell, and he has now become a successful author, writing novels based on his own experiences in the law. Annie Greatorex CHADWICK LADIES The club has enjoyed several interesting talks. The first on the history of Lesser Known Grand Houses in Bucks, which included Beel House in and Parmoor House (now known as St Katherines) in Frieth. Another was a talk on Literary Luminaries in Bucks, it was quite an eye opener on some notorious people. An interesting talk was given by an ex-British Airways stewardess who had founded Dreamflight, which arranges for disabled children to visit Disney World in Florida. Sam Hatfield gave the club an insight into the history and running of the and James Donald talked about reviving the River Wye. Our spring outing took us to Roland Castle and Stansted Flower Festival. At the AGM, in April, Gaynor Spiller said she would continue to act as chairman, with the support of the committee. The club has presented a cheque for £300 to the Dorcas Charity. New members are always welcome. Judy Gilligan

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HOLMER GREEN JUNIOR SCHOOL - PGL In June, Year 6 went to PGL Windmill Hill. All of us agreed that it was great way to learn more about each other and the teachers too. The long journey over to Windmill Hill was definitely the least favourite part of the trip as we were all left hot and tired, needing a good night’s sleep. However, once we arrived there was no time to rest as we were straight to our rooms to find out who we would be sharing the cabin with. After unpacking, we were off to dinner which was different every day and always delicious. Our first main activity of the week was Capture the Flag which we all enjoyed because we played as one big group and everyone got very competitive, including the teachers! Every day, we had a range of activities that each group took part in. It was difficult to choose an overall favourite activity as each of them were exciting in their own way but, for me, my favourite was giant swing. The giant swing involves being pulled up by the rest of your group to a height of about twenty five metres and then pulling a cord to drop yourself from this extreme height towards the ground. Although it looked extremely frightening and the drop made your stomach turn over, it was exhilarating and, while some of us were more scared than others, everyone enjoyed it. Raft building was the most amusing activity. The point of raft building is to build a successful vessel to keep us all afloat. However, most groups did not succeed in this and everyone ended up completely drenched. Some groups enjoyed pushing the teachers into the lake while some children enjoyed being pushed in by the teachers even more. Everyone on the trip all enjoyed our PGL adventure and, although there were a few ups and downs, it has definitely been the best trip during our time at Holmer Green Junior School. Sam Arkinson - Year 6 pupil

1ST HOLMER GREEN BOYS’ BRIGADE COMPANY AND GIRLS’ ASSOCIATION (An Outreach of Holmer Green Methodist Church) Our Anchor Section (Year 1-3) has been at full capacity for the 2018-2019 session but we will be promoting nine members to the Junior section at our annual award’s evening this month, that means as of September we will have room for some new recruits! If you are in School year 1-3 why not come along & join us for a fun packed evening on a Monday night from 545pm to 715pm. Don’t take my word for it, speak to any of our existing members & I’m sure they will tell you exactly what they get up to & how much they enjoy it each week. Recently both Anchor & Junior Sections enjoyed a trip to Environment Centre for Pond Dipping & a Treasure Trail, a great time was had by all & us will be back in 2020, I’m sure! Both sections have enjoyed a Battalion (four companies joining together) fun afternoon, playing games, craft activities & of course lots of good food. We are now out of uniform & in our summer programme with trips to the park on a Monday night for games & activities. We have just come back from summer camp at Felden Lodge (BB HQ) where our Junior & Company Sections joined the rest of the Chiltern Battalion Camping under canvas for two nights & having lots of fun. The weather was kind to us & the children particularly enjoyed taking part in ‘Life to The Max’ an annual event organised by London District Boys’ Brigade where every Company is invited to attend the fun activities taking place. We enjoyed Roller Coaster rides, Dodgems, Bungee Run, Laser Tag, Sumo Suits, Bungee Trampoline, Footgolf, Putting Green, Inflatable slide, Bouncy Castle & water games. This was a most enjoyable day for over fifty children from the Chiltern Battalion who all had an amazing time. We have booked this event again for 2020! So, if you have a child between the age of 5-18 who would like to have loads of fun on a Monday night & potentially make friends for life, please do get in touch as we would love to hear from you. We run a Christian based programme & welcome anybody & everybody from any faith as long as you are between the age of 5-18. Don’t forget, we are a Girls’ Association as well, so it’s not just limited to boys.

Mark Durn – Company Captain

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HOLMER GREEN PLAYERS – “LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS”

Holmer Green Players burst on to the village art’s scene this May with their production of Little Shop of Horrors.

For those of us familiar with the 1986 film, this was a rare treat. Loyal to the spirit of the original play, the Players’ accomplished and confident performance told us this irreverent and crazy story with real style. For those of you new to the story this was one heck of a ride, I was envious of you!

Sam Eden, Laura How and Jodie Archer (Ronette, Crystal & Chiffon) sang with perfect harmonies as they guided us through this shocking story. Ali Cook (Audrey) and Karl Picton (Seymour) were wonderful as sad, sweet lovers, hopelessly drawing us all to extermination. Andy Picton (voice of Audrey 2) and Tony Dunleavy (Puppeteer of Audrey 2), brought the monster to life, the songs giving us chills. Jason Middleton (Mushnik) was a great boss for Seymour and Ryan McGregor (Orin the dentist) made sure we would all hesitate before visiting the dentist again.

The Chicken and Chip supper was great, making the evening complete.

The rest of the cast gave great performances and Cath Gallagher, the Director, is to be congratulated. We are so fortunate to have the talent and commitment of The Players here in our village. I cannot wait for what comes next.

Penny Thickett.

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DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF - A DUNCE The original 'dunsers' were followers of a man called Duns Scotus, who died in 1308. He is said to have opposed classical studies on the revival of learning and so any opposer to learning was called a DUNCE and it gradually came to mean a blockhead or someone who could not learn. FLASH IN THE PAN: This comes from the days of the old and unreliable flintlock gun and meant that there was a flash in the lock pan of the gun, without the gun actually firing or being effective. BURNING THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS: This dates back to when one form of artificial light was a rather primitive candle made from a length of reed dipped in animal fat. This was fitted into a holder which held it round the middle and then lighted at one end. Because the resulting light was rather dim, the candle could be bent in half and burnt at both ends to give a brighter light. This also gives us our modern variation of a brighter life but a shorter one. LEFT ON THE SHELF: When families had a lot of daughters, it was necessary to keep them safe from visitors and perhaps even the servants, so a sleep loft was built - a ledge about halfway up the wall and reached by a ladder. The straw mattresses of the daughters of the house were placed in a row on this ledge and there they slept until they were married. The unmarried girls were of course left on the shelf.

What do you call a man who cannot stand? Neil !

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HOLMER GREEN CRICKET CLUB As you read this our cricket season is now approaching the end of the season. Since the last Holmer Green Today edition we have had a busy few months on and off the field. We recently went through our Clubmark re-accreditation. Clubmark is Sport 's national accreditation scheme for high quality community sports clubs and stands for higher standards of welfare, equity, coaching and management. The visit went very well, and the accreditors were very impressed with what Holmer Green Cricket Club has to offer – why not come along on a Friday or Saturday to sample this. Alternatively, please contact us using one of the methods at the bottom of this article. We recently had a presence at the First School’s summer fete where we demonstrated some fun cricket related activities, this generated a lot of interest and we look forward to supporting this event in 2020. On Sunday 30th June we held our 4th annual Kwik Cricket Tournament for U10 & U11 year olds. HGCC were represented by 3 teams and unfortunately, and for the first time in a few years, we had no representation at the later stages. The event was attended by 15 teams from 8 different local clubs and well over 150 people were in attendance. It was a fantastic day and really showcased what Holmer Green Cricket Club and the Sports Association has to offer. On the field of play our respective teams are doing extremely well. Our 1st XI currently sit second in their respective division with some important, and potentially season defining, matches coming up. Our 2nd XI are also doing very well and sit just off the top places in their league, unfortunately they didn’t progress beyond the ¼ final stage of the knock-out cup this year. Our colts’ teams have now finished their respective games and all age groups had excellent seasons with our U11’s and U13’s particularly impressing with some big wins and excellent standings in their divisions. Below is a selection of some of our next home matches (a full fixture list can be found @www.holmergreencc.co.uk but I’d like to draw your attention to Sunday 18th August where we will be holding our annual President’s day. This is a fun event aimed at bringing the whole club together and will include some special guests and club legends. The game starts @ 11am with a BBQ also in place to help feed the masses. 1st XI: Sat 10th Aug vs Checkenden CC – 1pm start Sat 24th Aug vs CC – 1pm start Sat 7th Sept vs Ballinger CC – 1pm start 2nd XI: Sat 3rd Aug vs Waddesdon CC – 1:30pm start Sat 17th Aug vs Challenors CC - 1:30pm start Sat 31st Aug vs Aylesbury Town CC – 1:30pm start Sunday Social: Sun 25th Aug vs Binfield CC – 1:30pm start

We hope you enjoy the rest of your summer but as always, we are looking for new players, both young and old, to join us. Ability is secondary, enthusiasm is compulsory however! If you would like to get more involved with the club including becoming an umpire or scorer or simply would like to learn more about us you can either use any of the means below or via email at [email protected] David Stockings

Holmergreencricket https://www.facebook www.holmergreencc.co.uk @HolmerGreenCC .com/groups/222375318/

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HOLMER GREEN VILLAGE SOCIETIES MUSIC ON THE COMMON Holmer Green Village Society had the pleasure Main Raffle Prize descriptions can be viewed on of hosting its second Music on the Common event the Holmer Green Village Society Website and on Saturday 13th July 2019. This was a free the winning tickets entry event held on the village common with vintage and classic cars added this year and live 1. Mr Bartlett – ticket no. 01612 music starting at 1.00 pm. An amazing turn out 2 S Warmer – ticket no. 01548 from our local villagers and a few guests from 3. Ann Miller – ticket no. 02200 further afield joined us on the day. At 9.00 am 4. Joan – ticket no. 01224 the mobile festival stage arrived and was 5. John Ward – ticket no. 02529 positioned on the common. At 10.00 am we . D Joans – ticket no. welcomed pre-booked stall holders and owners of 6 01048 vintage and classic cars. The morning soon 7. Terry Darvil – ticket no. 02740 disappeared with lots of activities and tasks 8. Jaycee – ticket no. 01544 completed by the Holmer Green Village Society 9. John Buckley – ticket no. 02019 committee and village volunteers. The 10. Nokult – ticket no.02715 atmosphere was very up-beat and by 12.00 noon 11. Kevin – ticket no. 02035 the main gate was closed to vehicles and the 12. Ian Henderson – ticket no. 01057 spectators started to arrive with chairs, blankets . Margaret Weddell – ticket no. and picnics. The stage sound engineers played 13 02166 background music from 12.00 noon till 1.00 pm 14. Karen Marsden – ticket no. 01498 and then the party started. Our Chairman 15. A Foley – ticket no. 01070 opened the show with a welcome speech and 16. Jill Wren – ticket no. 02750 handed the stage to our Master of Ceremonies A big thank you to all the stall holders who for the day, Elisa Evans who runs Noizee attended the event and offered a wonderful Productions. selection of items to purchase, games to play, The line-up and quality of performers was food, drink and all-round family entertainment. exceptional this year, with the running order below. Thanks to the main sponsors of the event who were The Holmer Green Junior School Choir, Jennie’s Unisex Salon The Holmer Green Players Juniors, JNP Senior School Choir and Rock Band, Holmer Green Service Centre Marlow Ukulele Group, M&F CARS 4th Holmer Green Brownies, Noizee Productions -Kids Musical Theatre, Local businesses made the event possible by Halvar, cash or prize donations or advertising within the Vibes Steel Band, programme. Stage Bus, Wycombe Garden Machinery, Rachael & Matt Smith, th The Laughing Ants and Kayleigh Simmons. 4 Holmer Green Brownies, Holmer Green WI, Revolution Volkswagen Specialist, Geans Dental, Also, Jack Davies performed brilliant close up Pet Care, The Square, Holmer Green Pre-School, magic throughout the day as he mingled with South Hill Fish & Chips, Hazelmere Dental people enjoying their picnics Practice, Allure Boutique, J Walsh Newsagents, At 3.40 pm, Peter Healy took to the stage and Holmer Green Players, Thameside Carpets, our raffle was drawn. This year Michael & Judith Holmer Green Spar, VPA - Holmer Green Lawson organised a free Junior raffle. Juniors Gardening Association, Stevens Garage, collected their ticket from the Holmer Green Clearwater Wealth Management LLP, Holmer Village Society tent, chose the gift that they Green Kebab & Pizza, Beech Tree Autos Ltd, would like to win and posted the ticket in the Saturn Travel, Select Plumbing Supplies, Holmer correct box. An event programme was available Green Spar, Convert Old Audio, JNP, Holmer to purchase for £1.00 containing a Green Garage complimentary draw ticket for a £100.00 cash The festival was very well attended and we would prize. The event’s main Raffle Tickets at £1.00 like to say a huge thank you to all who joined us each had a superb list of 16 prizes. All winner’s on the day. We are already planning the Music names with ticket number are listed below. on the Common 2020 which will be hosted again by Holmer Green Village Society. Junior Raffle Winners Finally, please join the society, it only costs Peter Rabbit was Florence – 40 £5 per year, but high membership numbers are The Cricket Set was Louis – 10 really important when we ask for funding for Buzz & Woody was Hannah – 37 projects from government or other organisations. LOL pop up Store was Jenny - 42 Please pick up a form from J. Walsh Newsagents or visit our website: www.holmergreenvillagesociety.co.uk The £100.00 cash programme prize : Thank You again. D Gould – Ticket no. 00108 Event Organiser – Steve Hardman

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THE HOLMER GREEN PLAYERS

‘Successful year for the Players – with more to come!’

Over the summer, Village drama group, Holmer Green Players have staged two successful shows – ‘Little Shop of Horrors’ (performed by the adult group) [picture below] and ‘The Amazing Adventures of SuperStan’ [picture right] which involved our 8 to 16-year old Juniors. Both shows virtually sold out with many of the audience for ‘Little Shop’ saying that it’s the best show they’ve seen the Players stage. ‘SuperStan’ was also a great hit combining. Cath Gallagher directed both shows and even had had time to rehearse the Juniors for a stint at Music on the Common!

Our next show is the panto Aladdin which will be performed from 20th to 22nd February 2020 and will involve both Junior and Adult members. Tickets go on sale from 1st January 2020 via our ‘Next Show’ web page - http://www.holmergreenplayers.info/shows/ and following the link to the online purchase page where you can see a seat layout, which will show available tickets. You can purchase your tickets here using PayPal or a credit/debit card.

Before that the group has a Bingo evening on 28th September at the Village Centre. Starting at 7.30 pm, tickets are £10 including a chicken and chip supper and 2 books of bingo tickets. You can book online at http://www.holmergreenplayers.info/shows/ and following the link to the online purchase page where you can see a seat layout, which will show available tickets. You can purchase your tickets here using PayPal or a credit/debit card.

On 29th November from 2-4pm, the Players are again holding their popular Christmas Market. At least 20 stalls will be in both halls at the Village Centre, selling jewellery, sweets, crafts, cakes and much more will be complemented by mulled wine, mince pies and Christmas music in a Christmas-themed ambiance. Don’t miss our Christmas market for those stocking fillers you always need. Entrance is £1.00.

The Patch brothers last day at Stevens Garage A scene from ‘Little Shop of horrors’

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HOLMER GREEN ROYAL BRITISH LEGION DEDICATION OF A NEW STANDARD

A service was held in Christ Church on Sunday 7th July, officiated by Captain Reverend Peter Simmonds, assisted by the Royal British Legion Padre, Mr Anthony Smith. Standard Bearers came from Flackwell Heath, High Wycombe, Wycombe Marsh, RAF , the Boy’s Brigade and the Scouts. The old Standard was carried by Gordon Howland, escorted by Ron Adams and Mr Rupert Perry. The new Standard was carried by Mr Tom Clarke and escorted by two Chelsea Pensioners. After the service and Dedications, the Last Post was played by John Simpson, followed by a two- minute silence. The old Standard will remain in the church.

Mr Dennis Edwards was the Parade Marshall, as Mr Peter Rolt felt unwell coming out of the church. Standard Bearers, guests and the congregation were lined up for the march to the War Memorial for the laying of wreaths.

Lord Lieutenant Colonel S.E. Wilkinson, TDDL, lead the parade followed by Mrs Una Clemertson, who was recently made National chairman of the Royal British Legion, Little Missenden Parish Council, Branch committee member Mr Rupert Parry, Women’s Section chairman, Mrs Wendy Tomlin, the Scouts, the Boys’ Brigade and two Chelsea Pensioners. Other guests were Mr Peter Clemertson and Mrs Sarah Sturt, the County Secretary. The Last Post was again played, followed by a two-minute silence. Once again, the Parade Master lined up the Standard Bearers, guests and congregation for the march towards the Royal British Legion Hall for refreshments. Many thanks to Peter Rolt for organising the event, the caterer and the ladies helping with the teas. A lovely day for all. The Dedication of a new Standard took place as the previous Standard was showing signs of age. This has been used each Remembrance Sunday for funerals and recently in Belgium and France, where services took place to remember the Holmer Green Heroes of WW1.

All images curtesy of Stuart King

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It’s the time of year for me to tell you about our 2019 Summer Exhibition. Before I do, I just want to say a few words about last year’s (August 2018) Summer Exhibition. It was record breaking for us in many respects. We had more visitors and we sold more paintings and greeting cards than ever before. Our visitor number increase was the result of our revamped Roadside Advertising. We had very positive feedback from our visitors on the changes we had made and we wish we had made these improvements sooner. Our Advertising Boards will again be placed at strategic points in the local area for two weeks before our exhibition. Hopefully they will inform and attract even more visitors to our exhibition. We will of course still be displaying A4 posters, locally and further afield, and advertising in the local press to promote the exhibition as well. With regard to our improvement in sales, this has to be a reflection on our artists who continue to produce higher quality work year on year. They deserve to be congratulated on all their hard work. It’s nice that such an absorbing and fun hobby can be so rewarding. Please do come along to our 2019 Exhibition and see for yourselves. We do really value your feedback. Last year for example, one of our visitors said that he would like to see a lot more “local scenes” and that is what he wanted to purchase. Well I know that his comments have been taken on board by our artists, but I can’t promise what will be on display this year as every artist chooses what they want to display. So we’ll just have to wait and see. We will again be holding our Annual Summer Exhibition in Rossetti Hall, on Saturday 17th August 2019 - 10.00 a.m. to 6.00 p.m. and again on Sunday 18th August 2019 - 10.00 a.m. to 5.00 p.m. Many thanks to all Holmer Green Today readers who came to our last Exhibition in August 2018. We hope you will come to this year’s Exhibition as well. If you haven’t been before why not come this year. Entry is free, there will be plenty of paintings to see and of course refreshments will be available. As you probably know our artists tackle a new project every month and work in all types of media. This year this has included charcoal, watercolour pencils, acrylics, watercolour inks and of course our staple, watercolours. Our artists will display their work mounted and framed at the exhibition and I’m sure there will be a lot of unmounted work to browse through as well. As many of our readers know we ask our visitors to have some fun with us and vote for their favourite painting. I know I wrote about last year’s top three popular, “favourite paintings” in last year’s exhibition in the October 2018 issue of Holmer Green Today but, in case you missed it, I’m letting you know again. The most voted for picture was an acrylic painting entitled “Polperro” by Tony Searle which showed a harbour scene. This was obviously a popular topic as the runner-up was a watercolour painting entitled “By the Quay” by Joan Castle. Third was another watercolour painting, this time by Barrie Whitten, called” The Old Barn”. Why not come along and see what these and our other artists have done this year. Every year a number of people enquire about joining our Art Group at the Exhibition. Unfortunately we do have to limit our numbers so that our artists and their equipment can fit into Rossetti Hall. So, whilst I am pleased to report that our membership is currently flourishing and full, we can add new names to our membership waiting list. What I can’t promise is when new applicants will be able to become members. We have a varied and interesting programme of events with visiting artists each month for our members who like to experiment with media other than watercolour. We meet on the first and fourth Wednesday in the month from 1.00pm to 3,30pm. If you are interested in joining our Art Group please come along to our exhibition in the summer to see what we do and talk to members to find out more. Bob Firman

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PUPILS OF HOLMER GREEN SCHOOL—CIRCA 1928

Having lived in Holmer Green all of my 70 years, originally in Sheepcote Dell Road, I thought this photo would be of interest to residents old and new. My Aunt Doris, previously Leech, now in her 100th year kindly gave this picture to me. She later became Doris Brooks. It is truly remarkable that she can remember most of the children at the time.

Back Row, Left to Right: Doug Meeks, Clif Lacey who later ran the Holmer Green Post Office, Les Ripley, a real local character, Gilbert King, Rupert James & Cecil Hazell. Second Row: Harold King, Sylvia Ware (twin), Serb Essex, Ethel Shrimpton, Mick Wright the local egg man and chicken farmer, Featherbed Lane, Les Brown, Dora Perrin, Norman Darvill, Pam Brooks, Les Essex, Doris Miles, Doris Leech (my Aunt), Dulci Ware (twin) & Ken . Third Row: Joyce James, Ethel Pearce (daughter of Ernie Pearce, the local log man, who would deliver logs in a horse and cart), Norma Pearce, Eric Deanie & Marg Swain. Front Row: Ron Baines, Ron Meeks, Fred Darvill who ran the local butchers, Doug Dell, Horace Wright who later owned The Cherry Orchards, Jack Palmer, Stan Saunders & Frank Foster. I feel that it is very important to keep the history of Holmer Green alive. If anyone knows of anyone else in the picture and what became of them, I am sure it would be of great interest to all. Once again I would like to thank my Aunt Doris for kindly giving me this picture and information. She is now in her 100th year and still going strong. She regularly reads the Holmer Green Today magazine and will be thrilled to see this article.

Neil Gardner

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TRUDIE TALKS TO…

Roger Blundell

And just like magic... this man can preserve your memories! That’s quite something isn’t it?

Are you the proud owner of several, or perhaps dozens, of video cassettes? Those cumbersome brick-shaped bits of black plastic, often found stacked in a dusty corner of your spare room or lined up in a big ol’ drawer. And would you love to free up some of that space, but still keep all of your memories? Then Mr Roger Blundell of Tuckers Drive, Holmer Green could be your answer. The magic happens in Roger’s home-based studio, where he has set up all the equipment necessary to do just that (don’t mention the dusting to his lovely wife). ‘It didn’t cost an arm and a leg,’ he tells me. ‘Most of it is second-hand; not a problem if you keep it all in great working order.’ Allow me to explain: Roger can take each of your old video cassettes and convert them into smart, slim-line DVDs. He will also take your old cinefilms, 35mm slides and camcorder tapes and turn them into a modern-day DVD too. In fact, there is no end to his talents. Roger showed me an example of an ancient old photograph that he’d restored, giving him the pleasure of presenting the delighted owner with a pristine new version. It’s not only the variety of fantastic equipment that he uses; Roger also has the expertise and an enormous amount of patience. Is there a need to make the switch? I hear you ask. Well, apart from retrieving the valuable space, those old cassettes greedily stole – there is one extremely good reason. A video cassette has a shelf life! It will only last for about 25 years before it disintegrates and literally turns all your old memories to dust. If, like me, you have your wedding day, christenings and important birthdays all recorded for prosperity – have a think how long ago these special days were. Time flies! My husband recorded that wonderful grey racehorse, Dessie, crossing the line at the Cheltenham Gold Cup, and his team Spurs winning the FA and League Cup (yes it did happen) and if I hadn’t found Roger to save the day to perform his incredible transformations, they too would have crumbled like stale bread. So, this is how it works: you arrive with your carrier bag full of old video cassettes, to be greeted by this charismatic, tall as a lamp-post gentleman. You’ll be taken through to his dining room to discus your requirements – because there are many options. For example, Roger can select individual moments from your recording to design and create a beautiful cover for your new DVD: a collage of snapshots from your event. For example, from a christening, he might focus on a close-up of your little one’s feet, the bible held in the vicar’s hands or a stunning rosebush framing the church door. Of course, you may choose to have the date and occasion simply written as a title on the cover, if you prefer. I’ve had lots done and I can promise you, you won’t be disappointed. Roger, originally from Bristol, and having had a long career working for the Financial Times organisation, has lived in Holmer Green since the late seventies, and is currently excited to be a grandfather for the fifth time. He loves chatting to fellow Holmer Green residents and enjoys listening to the interesting histories behind people’s family recordings. You may have seen one of Roger’s leaflets, where he is known as I.M.S, but he can also be found online.

Trudie Thomas is an author and freelance journalist. Having lived in the village for almost 18 years, she loves to meet fellow residents and discover unusual gifts, talents, hobbies, jobs or homes. If you would like to feature in the next edition of Holmer Green Today please email Trudie on [email protected] and she will arrange to meet you, and treat you to a coffee at our wonderful local café The Square.

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CHERRY GARTH NEWS - JUNE 2019 Since the last newsletter the home has been a hive of activity. Residents, families, volunteers and staff have all been very busy renovating and brightening up our gardens. There is now a lot to see: we have a new sensory garden, and a large gazebo is in the process of being erected so that residents can get out and enjoy it whatever the weather.

We have hosted a couple of events, the volunteer’s week awards, which is mentioned in another section, but also our first Quiz night and fish and chip supper which was great fun.

A couple of weeks ago we took a trip to Gardens in Taplow, which everyone thoroughly enjoyed especially Ian, one of our day care residents. He had worked there for the Astor family during the 1950s in the grounds and it was very interesting listening to his recollections. He chatted with the National trust volunteers, spoke about Lady Astor’s passion for politics, the family’s interest in racehorses which they entered into the Derby apparently. The stables once stood under the current clock tower.

He also pointed out many of the changes that had taken place, and what it was like to work on a large family estate.

A number of residents from Cherry Garth were guests at Davenies School in Beaconsfield, courtesy of resident Jean and her daughter who teaches at the school. The residents enjoyed being with the very talented boys, who sang, played musical instruments and danced. The smiles on their faces said it all. Now the good weather is here we are also doing our Stroller’s club again so if you see us out and about in the village say hello.

Over the next few weeks we have trips planned to Woburn Safari park, Hampton Court, another National trust property, a river boat cruise and a short trip to Ray Mill Island in Maidenhead.

We are all very proud at Cherry Garth as a few weeks ago we got second place in Buckinghamshire County Councils Care and Dignity awards 2019 in the community engagement section. We are very lucky to enjoy being a part of this very special Holmer Green community. Our company Fremantle holds a “Fremantle in bloom” competition every year amongst our homes in Buckinghamshire. We were lucky enough to win “The best floral garden “as well as runner up in sensory garden and balcony sections. When you are next passing the home come in and enjoy our garden, have a cup of tea with our residents.

Linda Meatyard

VOLUNTEER’S WEEK AT CHERRY GARTH To mark volunteer’s week in June, and to honour She has seen many changes here including our cherished volunteers we hosted a Volunteer’s Cherry Garths temporary closure and rebuild in Awards Dinner at Cherry Garth. We were 2011, but 45 years on she still volunteers here! delighted that local Holmer Green resident Neil Margaret still helps with our bingo sessions, church Spencer CBE agreed to come along and give out the services, strollers and other events, but the thing awards. Neil also has been given the rare Silver that she finds the most rewarding is befriending Wolf award for his own voluntary work in the Scout and visiting the residents. She said she loves Group for over fifty years. He gave a very moving supporting and being involved in the local speech about the importance of voluntary work. community as it gives her a sense of community and Two special local volunteers that visit Cherry fulfilment. Now 81, she is an inspiration. Well Garth regularly are Margaret James and Tony known in the village she still has two part time jobs Tucker. and apart from helping us six days a week she visits local people who are lonely and can’t go out to give Margaret’s involvement with Cherry Garth goes them company and sometimes picks up things for back to 1976! After giving birth to her son she them. gave up work to care for him and chose to also volunteer at the home. She became involved with Another local volunteer we are very lucky to what was then called its League of Friends. have is Tony Tucker, he has been here for nearly three years and is a fantastic help. He gets Margaret used to come in to run craft activities involved in so many things from daily activity twice a week. At that time, next to the Earl Howe sessions, is a visiting ‘bedside buddy’ visiting and in the village, there was a small toy factory chatting to residents who prefer to stay in their they used to donate stuffing materials so she could rooms. Tony also helps with our Strollers club, make soft toys with the residents to help raise outings and events we hold. He is a real asset. funds. She also helped run garden fetes here. The money that was raised went towards furniture for Like Margaret without his support and kindness the residents, and also Christmas presents. Some many of the residents would not be able to have so also funded prizes for bingo sessions she ran for fulfilling lives. Our residents would love to see the home. more of you from the community visit. To contact us ring 01494 711681 ask for Linda.

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STAY MENTALLY AND PHYSICALY FIT WITH… SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING! 3½ years ago, when my wife and I knew we were moving to Holmer Green from Kent, we saw an item on TV in a ‘Trust Me I’m a Doctor’-type programme all about how to stave off mental and physical deterioration. In one of the ‘Big Experiments’ the doctors assembled approx 120 people and divided them into three groups – one group were to do Table Tennis as an exercise, one group were to do walking and one group Scottish Country Dancing (SCD). They measured the volunteers’ mental and physical sharpness before the experiment and at the end after 6 weeks. To everyone’s surprise the Scottish Country Dancers came out head and shoulders above the others in terms of improvement. But this isn’t new – a report by the universities of Cumbria and Strathclyde also found that Scottish Country Dancing has invaluable health benefits and can actually delay the ageing process. Approaching age 70, all this was important to us. So we searched the Internet for Scottish Country Dancing near Holmer Green, imagining that clubs would be few and far between, and we were astonished to find one almost on the doorstep, the Lucy Clark SCD club at (now relocated to Wendover which is 16 minutes away from Holmer Green along the A413). We went along and found everyone to be extremely friendly and helpful. So, what is Scottish Country Dancing? Well what it is NOT is individuals dancing around swords on the ground, which is Highland Dancing. For SCD imagine Barn Dance but taken seriously (with no messing about!), precision formations, danced to impossibly jolly Scottish music. The fun in SCD is not getting the dance wrong but getting it right! There are over 15,000 different Scottish dances, published in 30+ books by the Royal Scottish Country Dancing Society (RSCDS) and at Lucy Clark we learn several new dances each week. Most Scottish Country Dances are based on 4 couples in a ‘set’, each couple takes a turn at being the ‘dancing couple’ while the others also dance in support. At Lucy Clark you don’t need to take a partner along as we all dance with one another, there is no need to wear a kilt (although some do) but you do eventually need soft dancing shoes as most of the steps are on your toes. You also don’t need to be super-fit, although many of the dancers are very nimble in their 70s and 80s! Is it easy? – NO! For 2 years we had to persevere, and we have found it frustrating to keep making mistakes in the dances. On the way home we have often said: ‘My brain aches!’ But it wouldn’t be much of an exercise if there were no side-effects. Now we get lots of satisfaction out of doing a dance correctly – the other more experienced dancers are great in helping, pushing and pulling us into the right places. So why not give it a try! Check out the Lucy Clark SCD club at www.lucyclark.org.uk. We meet on Thursdays during school term times at Wendover Memorial Hall, Wharf Road, Wendover HP22 6HF, the next term starts on 5 Sept. The Beginners class starts at 7.00 pm and social dancing takes over from 8.00 to 10.00 pm. It’s also a great way to meet people and make new friends. For more details call Liz Mitchell on 07947 000368, or use the email form on the website, under ‘Contact Us’.

Chris Gregory

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R.B.L. - WOMEN’S SECTION Recently Mr. Peter Rolt came and gave a talk about the making of Remembrance Poppies. He told us that one man, due to losing his limbs, made them with his teeth. A display of wreaths and pins filled a table, plus a photograph of Peter leading the Standard Bearers on Sunday. Would you like Peter to give a talk to your club? Peter also mentioned that they are short of Poppy Money Collectors. The money raised is for the benefit of war widows and the Royal British Legion Homes. Our outing took us to the New Forest and then on to Lymington to browse around the shops. We finished the summer season with a cream tea party, a game of bingo and a raffle with lovely prizes. During August we will have a coastal outing, followed by a Harvest Auction with the autumn donations gratefully received. New members welcome. Wendy Tomlin

THE PARISH OF PENN STREET WITH HOLMER GREEN INCLUDING LINK-UP We will be sad to say good-bye to our Vicar, LINK-UP BEREAVEMENT FELLOWSHIP Peter, who is retiring at the end of September. GROUP NEWS His last Sunday will be 29 September at Holy Link-Up will meet as usual in August on the 3rd Trinity, Penn Street. There will be more in the Friday morning of the month -10:40 am onwards next edition of Holmer Green Today. for coffee, then at 12:00 noon to 1:30 pm for a Once more we are into production of the ever- shared lunch – no pressure to stay for lunch if you popular Cream Teas, served in Holy Trinity Church only want to stay for coffee. (and churchyard on fine days), Penn Street, HP7 Our group is very friendly and all who have been 0PY on Sunday afternoons. There have been plenty bereaved either recently or longer ago will be of visitors, some regulars and some new faces, warmly welcomed. At the moment we have about including a couple of walking groups, keeping the 25 members. volunteers very busy preparing the scones, cutting the cakes (all homemade), pouring many cups of tea Our Annual Service of Thanksgiving and and, perhaps most important of all, the washing-up. Remembrance will be on Sunday 3 November at It’s very enjoyable, though exhausting. Service 3:00 pm in Christ Church, Holmer Green [HP16 runs from 3-5 pm and the season ends on 1st 6XQ] followed with refreshments in the Church Sunday, when it is hoped there will be a good Centre. contribution towards the never-ending Church There will be an opportunity to light a candle repairs. and write your loved one’s name in our Book of Our regular activities are in full swing with the Remembrance. Souper Lunches, short-mat bowls, etc, as well as If you would like to know more, please ring Joan the groups detailed below. More information can Toye on 01494 718466, or use the contacts shown be found on our website, at https://www.pshg.org, above. or ring the Parish Office, 01494 515195. The email address is [email protected]. The website The Women's Fellowship, which usually meets at also shows photos of various events during a Parish the Church Centre on the first and third year and much more. Thursdays at 2 pm, will recommence after the summer break on 19 September, when our vicar, TIDDLYWINKS NEWS Peter Simmons, will lead us in a Communion Service. The Summer Term ended on Monday 15 July Details of further activities will be available later with our Summer Event and Bouncy Castle. and can be accessed by using one of the contacts The New Autumn Term begins on Monday 9 shown above. September 1:30 to 3:00 pm in the Church Centre, Are you looking for a venue for a one-off event Featherbed Lane, Holmer Green, HP16 6XQ. or regular booking? If so, contact the Parish All carers, parents, babies, toddlers and under Office to see if the Church Centre can fulfil your school-age children are welcome to come. No needs. waiting list. Spacious facilities, craft, toys, song Hilary Hide time, refreshments - £1.50 per family. Autumn Term ends Monday 21 October, and Winter Term starts Monday 4 November. If you would like to know more, please ’phone Joan Toye 01494 718466 or use the contacts shown above.

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HOLMER GREEN STROKE CLUB Our last few weeks have been full of interesting Once again, we planted our pots and hanging events. We thoroughly enjoyed the talk from Jeff baskets which give so much lasting pleasure and we Roselaar who spoke about growing up in the East End always enjoy our cooking and physiotherapy sessions. of London, the characters he met and life at that We have also bought a new iPad and downloaded a time. speech therapy programme which is proving very He has an amazing repertoire of stories and jokes useful as an alternative to our normal speech and and we hope he will visit us again. language practice sessions. We recently had another visit from a speech therapist who thought our Another highlight was a talk we were privileged to activities and achievements in the group were have from Geoffrey Pegg, the Director of Operations “fantastic”. for WDC Neighbourhood Watch. Holmer Green does not fall in his geographical area so we were very In addition to our programme for the final weeks fortunate. On 2nd June, his organisation had been of this “term” before breaking for the August selected to receive the Queen’s Award for Voluntary holiday, we plan a pressed flower activity and end on 30th July with a quiz, a sing –a- long and a fish and Service. His talk was called “Cons and Scams”; this rd particular type of crime is evidently the most chip lunch. We shall meet up again on Tuesday 3 endemic now so we were pleased to learn how to September. better safeguard ourselves and our households. That If you or anyone you know who is recovering from afternoon of 25th June, Geoff travelled up to a stroke would like to join us –or if you would like to Westminster to be presented by Steve Baker MP volunteer, please ring 81 21 62 for more details. with a “Hero” award from the Chartered Trading Elizabeth Aylward Standards Institute, for the work he has done on Cons and Scams.

MEET THE NEW OWNER OF HOLMER GREEN GARAGE FORMERLY W M STEVENS After spending a short time talking with James it is easy to see what makes him successful in life and business, James is a people person who loves to chat. He is an approachable, down to earth, good-natured guy with an excellent sense of humour.

James just loves what he does; he started out as an apprentice mechanic at the age of 15, learning the tools of his trade from his father. In 2006 James bought the DeLisle garage in Berkhamsted, allowing his Dad to go and pursue other interests. James has over the last 12 years built up two successful businesses in Berkhamsted; DeLisle garage and Berkhamsted Bodyshop. As a natural entrepreneur James is always looking for new ways to expand the business and offer a great range of services to his customers. James first visited the Holmer Green garage in November 2018 while visiting family in the area and he immediately fell for the charm of the village. ‘I am excited about expanding the business and meeting the local customers in Holmer Green’. James is also extremely passionate about working in and with the local community. In Berkhamsted he has great relationships with a number of local charities supporting both The Hospice of St Francis & Rennie Grove Hospice Care. James is looking to develop similar charity partnerships in Holmer Green. James enjoys getting to know his customers and understanding what they need from his business, so please feel free to contact James directly on: [email protected] OR Holmer Green Garage Ltd Call us on: 01494 713185. Email us at: [email protected] Or just pop in and see us! Full range of services now available Plus we offer: at Holmer Green: FREE home collection and delivery service (within the local area) Services FREE Courtesy cars & vans available MOT (Coming Soon) Tyre fitting FREE MOT email/text reminders Welding FREE tyre inflator available to all Vehicle diagnostics customers Tyres and exhausts New look waiting area and 3D wheel alignment (Coming Soon) modernised work New look waiting Major engine work area and modernised work shop acilities (Coming Soon) Car sales advice

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LOCAL THEATRE-GOER’S DIARY : AUGUST TO OCTOBER As we enjoyed the summer sunshine during June and July, we are now in full holiday mood with schools closed, but here look forward to the cooler autumn months and good theatrical entertainment available quite close to home. Once in a while, why not treat yourself to an evening of theatre? Entertainment for the coming months listed here, most within a 20 mile radius of the village, as diverse as ever. One Night Stands too numerous to list here. For full details, simply visit the websites (all listed) or telephone the box office for a free brochure by Royal Mail. And don’t forget to keep an eye open for the local amateur shows too. Just look out for posters in the village. Mark Thorburn

High Wycombe - WYCOMBE SWAN (4 miles from Holmer Green) St Mary Street, High Wycombe HP11 2XE 01494 512000 : ww.wycombeswan.co.uk

GUYS AND DOLLS Wycombe Summer Youth Project (22 to 24 Aug) 200 local youngsters produce Broadway magic in just two weeks! THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW (9 to 14 Sept) Richard O’Brien’s legendary musical, “still the sexiest and funniest show in town” – don’t take the kids but do go! THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN (17 to 21 Sept) Samantha Womack stars, direct from the West End run, in this adaptation of the famous novel and film. JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT (24 to 28 Sept) the new Palladium blockbuster version closes on 8 September. This hugely successful revival has been touring since Pharaoh was a boy. Go, Go, Go! THE TIGER WHO CAME TO TEA (7 & 8 Oct) little people’s favourite, Julia Kerr’s Tiger has been successfully touring for 10 years! David Walliams’ BILLIONAIRE BOY (23 to 26 Oct) the bad kid of Britain’s Got Talent is, of course, a hugely successful children’s author and here is the latest best-seller, prior to the West End. Plus many, many more ‘One Nighters’ of diverse entertainment to choose from.

Chesham - THE ELGIVA THEATRE & CINEMA (8 miles from Holmer Green) St Mary’s Way, Chesham HP5 1LL : 01494 582900 : www.elgiva.com

Summer Workshop PURE IMAGINATION (29 July to 2 Aug) for Ages 8y to 18y. AFRICAN DRUMMING WORKSHOPS with Heartbeat (weekly sessions for Children and Adults 27 July to 27 Aug). ANDRE RIEU Shall We Dance? (3 Aug). THE MAGIC FLUTE Live Stream from Glyndebourne Opera (4 Aug). THE LEHMAN TRILOGY NT Live (8 Aug). THE MIKADO ENO Live Stream (17 Aug). MARGARET ATTWOOD Live in Cinemas (10 Sept). BURYfields SILENT DISCO (13 Sept). PEACE ONE DAY (14 Sept) celebrating UN Day of Peace. RIGOLETTO Live Stream Opera on the Lake (17 Sept). BUDDY HOLLY & the CRICKETERS (18 Sept). SOUND OF SPRINGSTEEN (19 Sept). G2 DEFINITIVE GENESIS (20 Sept). THE Dung BEATLES (21 Sept). James Corden in ONE MAN, TWO GUVNERS NT Live Encore (26 Sept). GREAT BALLS OF FIRE (27 Sept). COPPELIA Orbital Arts (29 Sept). PLACIDO DOMINGO Live Stream (1 Oct). JOE LONGTHORNE In Concert (2 Oct). THINK FLOYD (3 Oct). POWERHOUSE GOSPEL CHOIR (4 Oct). WISE CHILDREN Live Stream (7 Oct). DON GIOVANNI Live Stream Royal Opera House (8 Oct). DEAR ZOO Live (10 & 11 Oct). THE TAKE THAT EXPERIENCE (12 Oct). SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK – The Rod Stewart Story (16 Oct). SOUNDS OF THE 60s : THE ZOOTS (17 Oct) ONE NIGHT IN DUBLIN (18 Oct). DIRE STREETS (19 Oct). BRASS VOLCANOS (20 Oct). A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM Bridge Theatre Live (21 Oct). HUMBLE PI (22 Oct). WE LOVE LITTLE MIX (24 Oct). PRIVATE PEACEFUL (25 Oct). THREE DEGREES + Support (27 Oct). AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS (30 Oct to 2 Nov) CK Theatre School. For details, plus Films, please check website.

Aylesbury - WATERSIDE THEATRE (13 miles from Holmer Green) Exchange Street, Aylesbury, Bucks. HP20 1UG 0844 871 7615 : www.ambassadortickets.com/Aylesbury-Waterside-Theatre

IAN McKELLEN at 80yrs. Sold Out both here and countrywide. At the Harold Pinter Theatre in the West End 20 Sept to 5 Jan, raising money for Theatrical Charities. Stage Experience present THE ADDAMS FAMILY MUSICAL (15 to 18 Aug) local youngsters stage a musical on the big stage in a short time. MADAGASCAR The Musical (19 to 22 Sept) with X-Factor Winner, Matt Terry, based on the Dreamworks Animated film. WHAT’S IN A NAME? (22 to 26 Oct) British Premiere of an hilarious new comedy, translated from the French film, Le Prenom, an international stage smash-hit in 30 countries. Please check website for many shorter runs, Stand Up, Concerts, Live Screenings. (Continued on page 33)

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(LOCAL THEATRE-GOER’S DIARY - Continued from the previous page)

Watford - PALACE THEATRE (18 miles from Holmer Green) 20 Clarendon Road, Watford, Herts WD17 1JZ 01923 25671 : www.watfordtheatre.co.uk

MUSHY : LYRICALLY SPEAKING (6 to 15 Sept) Mushy has a debilitating stammer, but finding rhythm in his speech via music gives him hope. An uplifting new play. GASLIGHT (2 to 26 Oct) The 1938 psychological thriller with a modern twist. Ahead of its time in exploring coercive control, director Richard Beecham brings a fresh theatrical energy to this gripping and suspenseful classic. Please check website for shorter runs, films and Concerts.

Windsor - THEATRE ROYAL (19 miles from Holmer Green) Thames Street, Windsor, Berkshire SL4 1PS : 01753 853 888 : www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk

The Windsor Summer Repertory Season continues : WIFE BEGINS AT FORTY (to 3 Aug) more farcical marital mix- ups from Ray Cooney, Earl Barret and Arne Sultan. THE KING’S SPEECH (6 to 10 Aug) based on the Oscar Winning film script about the problems faced by King George VI on his unexpected accession. THE 39 STEPS (12 to 17 Aug) the wonderfully inventive comic-thriller parody adaptation with a cast of just four. OLIVER! (20 to 24 Aug) WTR Summer School Community Production, directed by Carole Todd. THE LADY VANISHES (27 to 31 Aug) The Classic Thriller Theatre Company production returns. THE EXORCIST (4 to 14 Sept) direct from the West End, based on the best-selling novel and the Oscar-Winning film. GASLIGHT (18 to 28 Sept) Martin Shaw stars in the legendary psychological thriller. MURDER, MARGARET AND ME (30 Sept to 5 Oct) Fascinating new play about and and the Miss Marple film franchise. TEN TIMES TABLE (8 to 19 Oct) If you’ve ever sat on a committee, you will find Alan Ayckbourn’s comedy truly hilarious. THE MOUSTRAP (21 to 26 Oct) established in the West End since 1952 and still there….whoever dunnit! Now the National Tour hits Windsor. FOOTLOOSE (29 Oct to 2 Nov) Amateur Youth Musical Production from Rare Prods. Please check website for shorter runs and Concert details.

Sonning - THE MILL AT SONNING (20 miles from Holmer Green)

Sonning Eye, Reading RG4 6TY : 0118 969 8000 www.millatsonning.com Dinner Theatre : Ticket, Pre-Show Meal, Programme & Parking included

Noel Coward’s PRIVATE LIVES (to 3 August) Another comic, romantic, elegant and glamorous evening from the pen of The Master. TOWARDS ZERO (8 Aug to 28 Sept) the combination of Agatha Christie and Director Brian Blessed promises ‘a suspenseful, brooding thriller’ for a summer’s evening. RUN FOR YOUR WIFE (3 Oct to 23 Nov) the longest running of all the Ray Cooney farcical comedies, here directed by the author himself. Check website for details of innumerable Sunday Concerts.

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SOME USEFUL NAMES & TELEPHONE NUMBERS British Gas - Emergencies 01753 – 571

Chiltern District Council 01494 – 729 Chiltern Medical Centre (formerly Dragon Cottage Surgery) 01494 – 439 Eastern Electricity, Loss of Supply 08007 – 838 Holmer Green Dental Practice 01494 – 718 MP for Chesham and :– Dame Cheryl Gillan, House of Commons, 02072 – 195146 London, SW1A 0AA. 01494 – 721 Refuse Collection 01494 – 586 Stoke Mandeville Hospital 01296 – 315 999 or 101 Thames Water - Emergencies 08459 – 200 Traveline 08706 – 082 Tourist information 01494 – 421 Wycombe General Hospital 01494 – 526161 Minor Injuries and Illness Unit (Wycombe General Hospital) 111 or 526 161

PARISH COUNCILLORS SERVING HOLMER GREEN

Mrs Jane Fallon Details withheld at her request. NAG & Local Area Forum (LAF) Representatives

Mr Colin Thirsk 2, Campbells Ride, Holmer Green. HP15 6TG 716239 LAF Representative

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If you would like to serve your community, why not consider becoming a Parish Councillor? If so, please contact the Parish Office in Rossetti Hall for more information.

Parish Council Meetings The Parish Council meets twice a month in the Council Offices, Rossetti Hall, New Pond Road. The Planning Committee meets on the first Monday and the Full Council meets on the third Monday, both starting at 7.30pm. The public may, and are entitled and encouraged to attend any meeting but should inform the Parish Clerk in advance if they wish to address the meeting. Please see the web site http://littlemissendenpc.co.uk for dates, Agenda’s and further details. The next Annual Parish Meeting will be held in April 2020 and the Holmer Green Open Meeting will be held also in April 2020 at Rossetti Hall and all Villagers are encouraged to attend.

Council Offices, 38 New Pond Road, Holmer Green, 715429 Assistant Parish Clerks: HP15 6SU. E: [email protected] Mrs Helen Hogan & Mrs Barbara White The Office is usually open to the public, Monday to Friday, 10.00am - 2.00pm. COUNTY COUNCILLOR SERVING HOLMER GREEN Mrs Isobel Darby 2, Copthall Corner, Chalfont St Peter, Bucks, SL9 0BZ. 01753 E: [email protected] 888055 DISTRICT COUNCILLORS SERVING HOLMER GREEN Dr Michael Smith c/o Democratic Services, Council 729000 E: [email protected]

Mr Mark Titterington “Trymme House”, Elm Rd., Penn, HP10 8LQ 07500 546651 E: [email protected] LOCAL HOLMER GREEN SERVICES The Holmer Green Village Society’s web site - (www.holmergreenvillagesociety.co.uk) contains some recent electronic editions of Holmer Green Today.

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WHAT’S ON — AND WHERE WHY NOT CUT OUT AND KEEP THE DATES, AND THE ADVERTISERS PAGES SUMMARY ONCE YOU HAVE READ YOUR MAGAZINE - AND RE-CYCLE THE REST

6th August Evening WI - Members and Guests Footpath walk and Supper 7pm 17th August 10.00am - 6.00pm Rossetti Art Group's Annual Summer Exhibition at Rossetti Hall 18th August 10.00am - 5.00pm 21st August VPA - Talk “Bucks Spies and Subversives” Village Centre - 8.00pm 2nd September Chadwick Ladies - “My Life as a Film and TV Extra” Village Centre - 8.00pm 3rd September Evening WI - Talk by Tom Way “My Love of Africa” Village Centre - 7.45pm 7thSept. VPA - Annual Show Village Centre - 2.00pm 7thSept. Barn Dance with the Wick Trimmers Baptist Church - 5pm to 8pm 16th Sept. Chadwick Ladies - “The Chaotic Lives of Butterflies” Village Centre - 8.00pm 18th Sept. “An evening with Stuart King” plus cherry pie supper Baptist Church - 7.30pm 18th Sept. VPA - Talk “Romans in Britain“ Village Centre - 8.00pm 30th Sept. Chadwick Ladies - ”A Trip to Canada and Alaska” Village Centre - 8.00pm 30th Sept. Lantern Club Annual General Meeting in the Chadwick Hall Village Centre - 8.00pm 1st October Evening WI - Annual General Meeting Village Centre - 7.45pm 12th October An evening with comedian Paul Kerensa Baptist Church - 7pm 14th October Chadwick Ladies - “Mountains to Frozen Wastes” Village Centre - 8.00pm 16th October VPA - “Gutsy Women” Village Centre - 8.00pm 28thOctober Chadwick Ladies - “Living Simply - decluttering heart and home” Village Centre - 8.00pm 3rd November Annual Service of Thanksgiving and Remembrance + refreshments Christ Church - 3.00pm REGULAR EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES 1st Holmer Green Brownies — Village Centre. Wednesdays, weekly 5.30 – 7.00pm 2nd Holmer Green Brownies — Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 5.45 – 7.15pm 4th Holmer Green Brownies — Church Centre. Thursdays, weekly 5.30 – 7.00pm 1st Holmer Green Guides — Village Centre. Fridays, weekly 6.30 – 8.00pm 2nd Holmer Green Guides — Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 7.30 – 9.00pm 1st Holmer Green Rainbows — Holmer Green Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 4.45 – 5.45pm 1st Holmer Green Scouts — Wednesdays, 7.30 – 9.30pm. Holmer Green Cub Scouts — Mondays and Thursdays, 6.45 – 8.15pm.

Air Training Corps — ATC Hut, Sir William Ramsey School, Hazlemere. Wednesdays and Fridays, weekly 7.30 - 9.30pm Boys Brigade — Holmer Green Methodist Church. Mondays, weekly from 6.00pm, depending upon age. Families Together — Baptist Church. Sunday 9th June, 10.45-12noon Encounter (Prayer and Praise) — Baptist Church. First Sunday each month at 7pm all warmly invited. Holmer Green Beavers — Mondays 5.30 – 6.30 and Wednesdays, 6.00 – 7.00pm. Holmer Green Short Mat Bowls Club — Holmer Green Sports Association. Tuesdays 7.30 - 11.00pm. Holmer Green Stroke Club for persons affected by communication problems - Christchurch Church Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 10am-12noon. High Wycombe Scrabble Club — Rossetti Hall. Second Wednesdays, 7.30 for 7.45pm. Holmer Green Youth Club — Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, weekly 6.30 - 9.00pm & 7.30 - 9.00pm, depending upon age. Lantern Club – Village Centre. Mondays, weekly 10.30am - 2.45pm. Link-Up Friendship Group — The 3rd Friday of each month. Church Centre - 10.30am-noon, followed by a shared lunch. Messy Church - Baptist Church - March 10th 10.45 - 12.30 Pop in Lunch, a light Lunch - Baptist Church. The first and third Wednesdays of each month at 12.30pm. Short mat bowls — Tuesday afternoons at the Church Centre. If interested, call the Parish Office. Souper Lunch for a light lunch and a chat – Church Centre, 2nd and 4th Thursdays, 12.30 – 2 00pm. The list continues overleaf

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REGULAR EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES continued Tiddlywinks Toddler/Parent Group – Church Centre, Mondays term time only, 1.30 - 3.00pm.

Time–4–God — Baptist Church – Traditional Service on 1st and 3rd Wednesdays at 11.15am.

Toddler Group — Baptist Church. Every term time Tuesday, 9.30am -11am (from 10 Sept.) Women’s Fellowship of Holy Trinity with Christ Church. Church Centre 1st and 3rd Thursdays at 2pm. Whist Club — Rossetti Hall – Thursdays, 7.30pm - 9.30pm

Women's Fellowship — Baptist Church. Alternate Thursdays at 2.15pm

Wycombe Centre National Trust Supporter Group — The fourth Friday of the month at Hazlemere Community

Youth Club — Baptist Church - Every term time. Friday, years 6 to 8-6.45 - 8.00pm; Years 9+ - 8.00 - 9.30pm.

It would be prudent to check that the events, locations and times are correct!

Vagaries of our Language! Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN? Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT? Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man? How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says? If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches? If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat? How do you get off a non-stop Flight? Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard? Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients? Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then? How come Noses run and Feet smell? Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one? What are you vacating when you go on a vacation? In theatre or cinema, which arm rest is yours? If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? Some wise words…. A splatter screen placed over a large bowl makes a good substitute for a flour sieve. Fix a hook to the end of a wine rack and hang a bottle opener on it. Brasso will remove paint from windows or any other glass. To prevent kippers from ‘repeating’ on you, eat with a raw tomato. When planting new potatoes, scatter soot in the trench to protect against slugs and wireworm. Blocked shower head? Disconnect it and soak in malt vinegar overnight. With thanks to Judy Gilligan And finally… Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass'. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

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