May 2018 £1.00

Photo by courtesy of Michael King

“Wow, a lovely new home AND ... clean water” A duck spies the recently revamped Pond and prepares to land - or should it be water?!

Inside this issue:

Boys Brigade Page 21 News from the Baptist Church Page 11 Chadwick Ladies Page 11 Our Advertisers index Page 35 Cherry Garth Page 31 Royal British Legion-Women’s Section Page 29 Chif’s Challenge Page 12 Schools’ News - various! Page 26/7 Community Service Awards Page 15 The Parish of Penn St with Holmer Green Page 10 Holmer Green Evening WI Page 23 Theatre Going Page 18 Holmer Green Football Club Page 20 The Lantern Club Page 21 Holmer Green Players Page 29 Useful Names & Telephone Numbers Page 32 Holmer Green Scouts Page 15 Contacts Page 3 Holmer Green Sports Association Page 8 What’s On – and Where Page 33 Holmer Green Stroke Club Page 22 Village Society News Page 7

and much more …!

Editorial by Ann Miller

After, what seems like an endless winter of snow, that as a village we need to say a big thank you to all rain and positive dreariness, it looks like we may be the amenities in the village that stayed open and kept coming out on the other side. A bit of sunshine and us well provided for during the various snow days warmth always makes us feel better. that we endured over the last few months. Thank Although the weather may, at times, seem to have you to Walsh the newsagents, Spar food store and been stuck on the same path there have been many Wren Davis in particular. good things happening. Whilst talking about the Village Society, put a In our last issue of Holmer Green Today we were note in your diaries for Saturday July 21st Music on celebrating the inauguration of the Village Society, the Common. This event will be an opportunity for which in the last few months has gone from strength the community to come together and celebrate with to strength. In Charles Padley’s (Chair of HGVS) music and dance on Holmer Green Common. Look article in this month’s magazine we can see that the out for more information on the Village Society committee, on our behalf, has been working very website/Facebook page. hard in many different areas. It has also been lovely I would also like to take this opportunity to wish to see the work that has been undertaken, at the Chif and his team, much luck and good wishes in behest of the Parish Council, on the Village Pond. It their marathon walk to Windsor on Saturday 9th is great to see it being restored to a more desirable June. The article in this edition is encouraging us to area. Let us all try to help keep it looking healthy support him and his team in their efforts to achieve and a visible symbol of the village. this challenge in support of the charity Newlife. We must also thank the hardy souls who turned Finally, I must send many congratulations on out for the latest village litter pick and continue to behalf of the village to two Holmer Green residents. keep Holmer Green Tidy. One comment I heard was The first is Peter Healy who received the runner-up that on this latest litter pick the amount of rubbish award in the Long Service category of the Chiltern gathered appeared to be less in quantity. So District Council Community awards. The second is hopefully things are on the up and people are being to Maureen Camier, a long time stalwart of Holmer more careful about what they do with their rubbish. Green Rainbows, Brownies and guides, who won the Whilst writing about thanking people I do think Long Service award at the Council Community awards. Well done to you both.

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 VILLAGE CONTACTS 

1st HG Guides 1st HG Rainbows & Brownies 4th HG Brownies [email protected] Mrs Maureen Carnier - 711134 Dr. Diana Burman - 724573 ATC, 871 Penn Squadron Residents Assoc. Beavers 6-8 years Pilot Officer Shepherd Mr Andrew Swann – 7116112 Mrs J. Sorenson – 713877 07900 241760 Boys Brigade Breathe Easy Chadwick Ladies Club Captain Mark Durn 07703 182511 Angie Lockwood – 527062 Mrs Gaynor Spiller – 713739 Christ Church (C of E) Cub Scouts 8-10 years Evening W.I. Vicar: Rev. Captain Peter Simmons Karen Hobbs – 716931 Mrs Pauline Ellis – 713625 Parish Office: Featherbed Lane, 01494 715195. www.pshg.org Extend – Gentle Exercise Girl Guides GirlGuiding – Volunteering Carolyn – 712801 Mrs Camier – 711134 Vicki Fleming – 717704 [email protected] Girls Football Holmer Green Baptist Church Holmer Green Cricket Club Mr Andrew Jackson – 713433 Pastor – Anthony Smith. Office: 712479 Mr Steve Adams – 07793 561764 Secretary Mrs Val Allcorn 714597 www.holmergreenbaptist.org.uk Grasshopper Golfing Society Holmer Green Childminding Group Holmer Green First School Mr John Taylor – 712092 Jackie Shaw – 711920 712050

Holmer Green Football Club Holmer Green Juniors Football Holmer Green Players Mr Rob Shed – 716318 Mr Matt Brades – 716114 Vicky Martin – 07817724184 E:[email protected] Holmer Green Methodist Pre- Holmer Green Junior School Holmer Green Senior School School 713000 Association Ms Sharon Dorme – 716897 Jan Constantine/Neil Marshment [email protected] c/o School Office – 712219 Scrabble Club Holmer Green Sports Holmer Green Youth Club Christine – 01494881913 or Association Mr Michael Turner – 711970 07980 429326 Ms Sarah Banning 711485 / 714985 Junior & Adult Chess Junior School Association Link-up Bereavement (Beginner & Refresher) Helen Hodgson – 717838 Friendship Group Mr Brian Lacey – 713698 Mrs Joan Toye – 718466 Methodist Church Playmates Day Nursery Rossetti Hall – Bookings Minister - Rev John Richey – 526747 Mrs Maureen Myerson – 716789 Mr David Avery – 712160 Sec - Mrs Barbara Illingworth –712236 E: [email protected] E:[email protected] Royal British Legion Royal British Legion – Womens’ Scouts Mr Chris Peers – 07785 772810 Section Mr Neil Spencer – 714347 Mrs Wendy Tomlin – 713789 Simply Walk Souper Lunch for a light lunch Squash Ms Fiona Broadbent – 475367 and chat, Christ Church Centre Mr Trevor Howes – 865478 Mrs Carol Hornsby – 714075 Mrs Joan Wainman – 716726 Stroke Club T’ai Chi Tiddlywinks Baby, Toddler Mr R. Dunning – 712177 Lin Williams – 562037 and Under School Age Group Mrs Joan Toye – 718466 Church Office – 715195 The Lantern Club The Cherry Tree Pre-School Village Centre – (Bookings) Mrs Ann Sollars – 713420 Miss Siobhan Miles c/o HG First School Mr Ken Muspratt – 0870 7656450 E:[email protected] Village Centre – (Chair) Women’s Fellowship – Christ Mr James Cadle - 716992 Church Mrs Joan Toye - 718466

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NATIONAL BIKE WEEK 9TH - 17TH JUNE 2018

Chiltern District Council and South Bucks District Council Community Safety Team are encouraging residents to be more conscious of how secure their bikes are and if they haven’t already, get them marked to reduce the risk of theft. Whilst some bicycles are returned to their owners, most are never seen again because they have no markings on them, or no recorded details such as frame serial numbers and size, make, model, colour or a picture.

Bike marking is a simple solution to this problem and means that the police are more likely to identify the bike and return it to the owner: a simple sticker with your postcode on, stuck to the inside of your bike frame, will inform the police of ownership.

To support National Bike Week 2018 Chiltern and South Bucks Community Safety Team will be providing bicycle security marking labels to local residents. Please contact [email protected] with ‘bike label’ in the subject line or call us on 01494 586535 to request a bike marking label.

Keep an eye out on Twitter and our website for upcoming bike marking events.

As well as marking your bike there are other ways of preventing and reducing the risk of bike theft:  Keep your bike in a locked garage or shed, as more than half of bike thefts take place on the victims’ properties.  Always lock your bike when you are leaving it, use a strong lock and secure it to a bike rack where possible; as thieves can lift bikes over signposts especially if the lock is loose.  There are other ways to identify your bike, such as recording and registering it on www.immobilise.com or investing in an electronic tagging system.

For more information about National Bike Week visit www.bikeweek.org.uk

Follow us on Twitter for community safety updates and crime prevention advice @csafetycdcsbdc

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PHOBIA HELP!! Having recently purchased the Holmer Green Today, I was intrigued to read Lynn Atkinson's account about her spider fear entitled ‘A Sticky End’. I thought I would add a take on how to deal with fears or phobias – having been, and still am, a practising hypnotherapist of 33 years. I thought I would detail an even easier way to deal with these problems. Hypnotherapy has been shown to easily, in most cases, help with many problems including phobias. There is a list of over 500 phobias from the most well-known to the bizarre. The top 100 can be found at www.fearof.com. Not only can Hypnotherapy help with phobias but many other problems. It can help you make positive changes to your life. Help you to confront your fears and to help you to find new ways to deal with old problems. Hypnotherapy can help you to make the most of your life. Counselling also can have a very beneficial help. Hypnosis is a very relaxed state. You are still very aware of all that is going on. You are not asleep but extremely relaxed. I recently met and helped a young man aged 12 who had had an intense fear of all medical procedures since the age of 3. He had to have his blood pressure taken on a regular basis and this would cause him to faint. Even if he heard people talk about injections or procedures he would be extremely uncomfortable. We did 2 sessions. When he returned home he was able to take his own blood pressure several times. At school, with his class, he watched the birth of a baby on screen. Something he would not have been able to participate in before his hypnotherapy sessions. He had a doctor’s appointment where he was quite happy to have his blood pressure taken by the doctor. A great young man and a great result. A new problem that I feel has a great deal to do with all the technology we now have and use on a regular basis. Many clients and friends complain of the inability to get a goodnights sleep. Do you take your mobile phone into your bedroom and leave it on, just in case of emergencies? Believe me if there is a real emergency you will be contacted. Most, if not all, have a landline. Mobile phones should be switched off an hour before bed. All electrical appliances, phones, tablets, iPad, TV’s, I feel just help with bad sleep. Many say they use the alarm on their mobile phone or device but remember that they do continue to receive messages, emails, news items and so disrupt sleep. You can buy an alarm clock for £1. Switch them off! I wonder how many of us could do without our mobile phones for a week? Maybe a great idea for a sponsored fund raiser!! Susan Rasala

Information for all: Advertising Forthcoming Events at the Roadside in the Village

 The sign shall not be of a commercial nature.  The sign must not be erected more than two weeks prior to the event and must be removed during the week following the event.  The sign should be sited at a minimum distance of one metre from the carriageway edge, preferably adjacent to the highway boundary and be freestanding.  The sign should not obstruct any visibility splay, footway or vehicular access.  The sign must not be attached to street lights, columns or any other street fu.rniture  The maximum size of the sign shall be one square metre.  Only signs carrying the venue are permitted &  Signs should be properly constructed and fit for purpose. extracted from the Parish Council’s website - www.littlemissendenpc.co.uk/Annual-Events

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HOLMER GREEN VILLAGE SOCIETY

Holmer Green Village Society is now over two months old and we are very pleased to say that progress is being made for the village. Our membership has risen to 130 households and members coming from organisations in the village. We are keeping in touch with the members through regular emails, Facebook and posters, placed on the village notice board. Walsh Newsagents has kindly set up a Drop Box for you to post your membership forms and they are then sent on to us. The Society has had four Drop In sessions at The Square, for you to come and keep us up to date on matters that concern you or that you feel we might be able to help influence. They have also created many lively conversations with you all. We shall shortly be making Eco Friendly shopping bags available for you to purchase. Village Pond The pond has had a makeover with funding from the Parish Council and the Society will be contributing to its continued well-being. Planning Holmer Green Village Society sent a response to the Local Planning which includes 350 new houses to be built on what is currently Green Belt land between Browns Road and the A404 on land they call Tralee Farm. We now await the appointment of a planning inspector during the summer so we can make representations to them. We met with the Chiltern and South Bucks Councils in March to discuss their emerging Local Plan which is due to be published in July 2018. We are aware that it already includes for 300 new houses to be built on Green Belt land adjacent to the WDC site. Once published there will be a consultation period of six weeks for interested parties to make representations and Holmer Green Village Society will be putting forward our views. We are interested to hear the views of the people of Holmer Green on these Local Plans. So far, they seem to fall in to one of 3 camps: Against any new homes at all, accept that we need new homes but want to see improved infrastructure to cope with them, or acceptance of the council plans as they look today. Which camp do you fall in to? Please let us know. HS2 We attended a recent information exchange at Council with HS2 and some of their main contractors for a progress update. Chiltern Council have set up a dedicated web site for residents to find out how things are progressing: The Link Road at and short stretch of the A413 towards from that junction is to be widened starting in summer 18. The Haul Road for the construction access to the Northern Portal (where the train will come out of the tunnel) is also to be built opposite the Link Road. Ventilation/emergency access shafts for the tunnel are to be constructed at Road, Little Missenden, Amersham, and . The earth from these will be taken away by lorry using only designated routes. The earth from the tunnel will be transported back down to the South Portal which is situated by the M25 and used to create a landscaped area. The construction phase of the tunnel and line is due to start in December ‘19 going through to October 2023 but as you can see preparatory work is already under way in the area, another 43 boreholes are needed for information to support the final design of the tunnel which needs to be approved before the end of 2019. The Chiltern Council web site is at: https://www.councilshs2information.org/ Keeper’s Cottage – Featherbed Lane The last we heard was that this application was awaiting a bat survey before it will be assessed. These can only take place during May - August. Potholes Representations have been made to Transport for Bucks and a meeting is to be organised on the state of our roads around Holmer Green Charles Padley – Chairman

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HGSA IS CELEBRATING ITS 50TH ANNIVERSARY! Since its formation in 1968 HGSA has provided high quality sports facilities and a hub for social activities to the residents of Holmer Green and the surrounding area. Today, the Club is thriving, with an ever-growing membership aged 6 to 60 plus, enjoying the wide range of sports and social activities on offer. New members of all ages are always welcome, whether purely social or as part of one of the sporting sections. There is always something to do or watch at HGSA. But, how did it all begin? On St Valentine’s Day, February 14, 1968, the first meeting of the Holmer Green Sports Association was held under the chairmanship of Keith Prout. HGSA was the brainchild of three Holmer Green Cricket Club members, the late Clarrie Haynes, Tony Hind and Derek Harding, both of whom have since left the village. In the mid-60’s the three men came up with the idea of finding a new home for soccer and cricket in the village which up until then used facilities attached to the Bat and Ball and shared the village green with other activities, including the visiting Fair. After being offered a field on the outskirts of the village by Great Missenden Parish Council, a public meeting in the Village Hall backed the idea of finding a new home for local sporting activities with improved facilities and things really started moving. A committee was formed and the first meeting was held in the home of former HGSA groundsman Don Want, who is also a HGSA Life Vice-President. After the first secretary failed to turn up for the second meeting, Don took over the post temporarily at the start of his first 18 years as a member of the HGSA committee. Fundraising started in earnest – events included the arrival of the first hot air balloon in the village, plus numerous fetes – and following the appointment of hard working Rita Paterson as HGSA secretary, who obtained several grants, enough cash was raised to build the first pavilion on the site. The first team to play on the ‘field’ was a boys football team, but the local Hockey Club, which had mens and ladies teams, soon joined them. After the cricket square was laid and Holmer We would love to hear from anyone who has Green CC started playing on the site, the growing been involved in the building or operation of HGSA was offered a second field to complete the HGSA since its formation in 1968. site and that’s when local football teams joined the Association. Over the years football teams have As part of the HGSA@50 celebration, we are been added and operated independently but HGFC putting together an archive of facts and photos, are today “1 club” incorporating Seniors, Old Boys, so if you have any in your attic, or have any Youth and Junior Teams. memories to share, please do get in touch with As the membership and potential of the HGSA Club Manager, Sarah Banning on 01494 711485 continued to grow it was decided to extend the original pavilion, extending the bar area and adding or [email protected]. changing rooms. Local craftsmen and builders offered to do the work for nothing, with members offering their labour. When the extensions were complete it was agreed to add Squash Courts to the main pavilion. Despite some opposition to the design of the courts the work went ahead because many committee members were persuaded that squash was a game of the future that would “generate a lot of cash for the club.” Next to arrive at the HGSA grounds in Watchet Lane were High Wycombe Model Engineering Club. In 1970, following discussion and agreement between the then Chairmen of HGSA and HWMEC, John Townsend and John Turner, with support from Terry Darvill, Mike Cox and Tony Vince, HWMEC relocated their activities from the Rye in High Wycombe to HGSA. The railway track was built between 1974 and 1976 and is still used for public runnings four times a year. This unique facility continues to provide enjoyment for children and adults alike. In recent years, the football club has added floodlights and a stand to the main soccer pitch and in 2002 built an all-weather Short-mat Bowling rink. (Continued on next page)

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A local music club, meeting twice a month, called Dusty’s was looking for a permanent home back in 2000 and after several years of working successfully with the HGSA was incorporated as the Music Section in 2007. In 2008, the HGSA 40th anniversary, a major contribution of time, money and skill from the members saw the refurbishment of the Members Bar and the creation of the Patio Terrace which carries on the traditions of the development of the HGSA. To commemorate the tragically short life of club member, Gracie Turner, the members built a new playground in 2011. Funding was provided by the Foresters Charity and the new facility was built in a day. In 2015 a Social section was formed to facilitate the development of the non-sports related, social activities conducted within the Club. Dusty’s Music Club has been incorporated into this new section, which has also been charged with improving the facilities on offer to private hirers and Social members of HGSA. The most recent clubs to join the HGSA family are the Columbarium Society and Hazlemere Runners, adding to the broad range of activities on offer at the club. As usual HGSA will be holding its annual Beer and Music Festival over the Bank Holiday weekend at the end of May. Please check out our web site on hgsa.co.uk or follow us on Facebook or Twitter to see details of this event and to find out what's going on at HGSA. Please do call in to the Club throughout the Spring and Summer of 2018 to join us in celebrating our 50th Anniversary. You will be made to feel very welcome. Martin Little Chairman of HGSA

THE HIGH WYCOMBE PROBUS CLUB

Members are retired or semi-retired male and female professional business people, who welcome you to join them on the 3rd Thursday of each month at the “Honours Lounge”, Wycombe Wanderers Football club, Hillbottom Lane, High Wycombe, HP12 4HJ. Members arrive at 12 noon onwards, giving opportunity to socialise before the two course lunch. This is followed by a guest speaker. In May Norma Desmond will present “The Rothchilds” and in June, the subject will be “How to control your wife”. If you would like to join us or would like further information, please contact Jim May, the Membership Secretary on 07935 382832 or e mail [email protected].

OUR ANGLO-SAXON HERITAGE On 17th July 1901, workmen digging a ditch near Castle Hill House, now Wycombe Museum, interrupted the wedding celebrations of Fred Skull and Ellen Peace to announce that they had unearthed a female skeleton and several other items. One of these, a delicate intricately decorated gold pendant, would ultimately find its home at the British Museum. A replica can be seen at Wycombe Museum, where it is one of the ten objects selected to tell the story of the town in the newly refurbished galleries. The whereabouts of the skeleton and any of the other finds of that day are unknown. Experts agree that the pendant dates from approximately 600 AD and the work resembles examples found on similar articles in Kent. The centre may originally have held a precious stone. Over the century since its discovery, there has been much speculation about the identity of the missing skeleton and the possible connection with the Saxon burial in Taplow. One person better qualified than most to join in that debate is Leslie Webster, former Senior Keeper of Anglo Saxon finds at the British Museum, who came to talk to the High Wycombe Society in April about “Buckinghamshire’s Saxon Prince: The Burial at Taplow”. This will be repeated on 8th November for the Marlow Archaeological Society (enquiries: 01628 523896). The discovery of the Ship Burial at Sutton Hoo pushed the local site to one side but the grave goods of both were similar in quality and date. Extracted from the High Wycombe Society Newsletter with the kind permission of the Editor.

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THE PARISH OF PENN STREET WITH HOLMER GREEN INCLUDING LI NK-UP After the joyful celebrations of Easter, we have another big date coming up – the start of the 2018 season of our ever-popular Cream Teas. Once again, the Spring Bank Holiday, Monday May 28th, is the first date, with teas being served on following Sundays until September 30th at Holy Trinity Church, Penn Street, from 3 to 5 pm. Both the inside of the Church and the churchyard are used, but sometimes the weather can drive us all inside. We look forward to welcoming both our regulars and new faces to sample the delicious locally-made scones and cakes. The regular activities are going ahead, with the newest one, the ‘Souper Lunch’, being a busy hub of chat and a light lunch on the second and fourth Thursdays of each month in the Church Centre at Christ Church, Holmer Green, HP15 6XQ, from 12.30 pm. The Women's Fellowship of Penn Street with Holmer Green usually meets on the first and third Thursdays of the month at 2 pm in the Church Centre. We have several open meetings coming up in the summer, to which all, including men, are welcome. On 3 May, Andrew Hornsby will be telling us about Disraeli, and on 7 June Roy Allcorn will be telling us about a holiday in the Holy Land. On 21 June we shall be having a talk by Ali Bisset, the wife of Rev Mike Bisset the Vicar of Tylers Green and Penn, and on 5 July Mary Spooner will be talking to us. Do come and join us.

LINK-UP BEREAVEMENT FRIENDSHIP GROUP Link-Up is a very friendly group of around 24 + people, all of whom have been bereaved either recently or longer ago. The group has been running for over 23 years now, and many new friendships have been formed. If you or someone you know might be interested to come along or learn more about us, please contact Joan Toye on 01494 718466. Our Meetings are held on the third Friday mornings at 10:30 am onwards for coffee, then from 12:00 noon to 01:30 pm for a sharing lunch – there is no pressure to stay on for lunch. We meet in the Workshop at the Church Centre. Meetings continue throughout the Summer Holidays. TIDDLYWINKS Tiddlywinks meets in the Church Centre on Mondays from 01:30 to 03:00 pm in Term time only. The Summer Term began on Monday 16th April. All parents, carers and under school-age children will be made very welcome; we have spacious facilities, crafts and song-time – and there is no waiting list. If you would like to know more, please ring Joan Toye on 01494 718466 or the Parish Office 01494 715195. Short-mat bowls are played in the Church Centre on Tuesday afternoons. Spaces are limited but do ring the Parish Office – 01494 715195 – if you are interested. Are you looking for a venue for a one-off event or regular booking? If so, contact the Parish Office to see if the Church Centre can offer what you want. Hilary Hide

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT PLAYING BOWLS? If so, we have excellent facilities at the Holmer Green Sports Centre on Watchet Lane. Don’t worry if you have never played before we will be happy to show you how. We have an outside facility which is used from April to November each year. It attracts many players from other local clubs who enjoy playing short mat bowls with us in the summer sunshine. The club holds regular “roll ups” at the following times: Outside (April-November) started on Thursday 26th April Thursday afternoon 2pm to 4pm Sunday morning 10.30am to Noon We have a number of sets of bowls for you to use to get started. Do give it a try we are sure you’ll enjoy it. If you would like further information, please contact:

Bob Day 01494 712284 (Sundays) Roy Dobson 01494 862410 (Thursdays)

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CHADWICK LADIES

Members and visitors were welcomed back in February for the first meeting of the New Year, to a very interesting talk by Virginia Deradour from Wren Davis. She told us of the history of the organic family farm, along with some coloured, often humorous slides. Later in the month we welcomed Michael White, who gave a talk on how he became an accidental actor after retiring and the fun he has had on film sets. We also enjoyed an informative talk by Roy Allcorn on his visit to the Holy Land. At the AGM in March, the committee was re-elected, along with an assistant treasurer. An outing has been proposed in June to the Stansted Flower Show and a visit to Roland Castle. Look out for posters on the village notice board for the next meeting. New members are always welcome.

MAY Facts - by JG 4th May - An historic meeting between Mr Rolls and Mr Royce was held in Manchester 1904. 6th May - Chancellor Gordon Brown, gave the Bank of independence from political control in 1997. 13th May - Winston Churchill made his first speech as Prime Minister of Britain in 1940. 19th May - the electric fire alarm system was patented in 1857. 21st May - the Cutty Sark was damaged by fire in 2007. 28th May - The Orient Express's last journey was from Paris to Bucharest in 1961.

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. WHO IS GOING TO GO WITH YOU? The full holiday season will soon be upon us. My journey. The Bible tells us of the final destination wife really enjoys planning our holidays. Where will and what a wonderful place it is. It’s the greatest we go? What will we do? How will we get there? travel brochure of all time. It tells us where we My response is “HOW MUCH!!!!!” And in those can go, how to get there and also how to get the infamous words of John McEnroe “You cannot be most from the journey. The most amazing thing is serious!” that it will cost us nothing, that’s right it is absolutely free. Whether it is day trips, visiting family or even Well that isn’t the full story of course. It is going abroad they all require some sort of travel. free to us but came at great cost to someone else. Whether it's on foot, on a bike, in the car, on a I am writing this just after Easter when we are bus, train, or plane, the journey itself can be an reminded of the tremendous cost to Jesus. He opportunity to see new things and ask for God's paid the price in full for us giving His life but on blessing too. The journey shouldn’t simply be a the third day rose from the dead victorious. The means to an end but part of the fun. result of that sacrifice is that tickets are Going to a different place is exciting for little available for us with our names already pre-printed children. What will it be like there? If you are on them all we need to do is collect them and start travelling a really long way, the landscape or the the adventure. weather or the food might be very different, and In the Bible in Galatians 3:14 it says Christ paid the people might look different too. This is a the price so that the blessing promised to great chance to help you and any children Abraham would come to all the people of the world understand the world. It’s a big place, an amazing through Jesus Christ. place, full of new things to discover. Look at some maps together before you set off. Find where you The price is paid?? Yes paid in full! “And, I am live, and where you’re going. Talk about how you being Serious”. will get there, and how long the journey will be. A final thought for you. Travelling with little Look up some pictures on the internet of the place children isn’t always easy, nor sometimes with where you will be staying, and some of the things adults, why not ask God to bless you on your you will be doing. journey whether travelling with children, on your The Bible tells a story in which Abraham and own or part of a larger group? A simple way to do Sarah set off on a long journey, and wondered this is to take out the little card from your luggage whether God would be there when they arrived. label, if you have one, and on the back, write the They knew God was with them at home, but would simple prayer, ‘God bless us on our journey’. God be where they were going? Every place where Replace the card in its holder, and nobody will know they stopped on their journey, they prayed to God the prayer is there except you and God. and found that God was already there, because If you need any travel advice or help collecting God is everywhere. your tickets I would be only too pleased to help. God has given us a wonderful world to enjoy, and Anthony Smith – Holmer Green Baptist Church to take care of, but it is just the start of the

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Join Chif or sponsor him in his Challenge to walk a marathon from Holmer Green to Windsor Castle in aid of Newlife. Chi Fung Tang, or ‘Chif’, will be familiar to many in Holmer Green. He is an enthusiastic and kind-hearted person who loves his family and friends, adores Wycombe Wanderers, is passionate about the royal family and has a heart of gold.

Chif helps out at the Baptist Church in the village with their pop-in lunches, he also volunteers at three different workplaces each week, the Chiltern Food Bank, Work Aid in Chesham and the Chiltern Wood Recycling Project.

Chif has been the official ‘Team Helper’ on five endurance challenges that our group of friends, all originally from Holmer Green have undertaken over 8 years. These challenges have raised over £120,000 for Newlife, the charity for disabled children.

On Chif’s 38th birthday, last year, we asked him what he wanted to achieve this year? He responded with ‘I would like to complete a challenge for Newlife.’

And so, ‘Chif’s Challenge’ was born. On Saturday June 9th, 2018, Chif will be walking a marathon distance from The Common in Holmer Green to Windsor Castle, to raise money for Newlife.

Take the Challenge! Chif invites you to take on his marathon too. If you want to challenge yourself to a marathon walk from Holmer Green to Windsor on Saturday 9th July, join Chif and help him raise even more money. For more details and to sign up, go to www.chifschallenge.co.uk. There will also be a shorter challenge for those who would like to participate on the walk into Windsor but can’t walk the full distance.

If you can’t take on your own challenge, Chif would be most grateful if you would show your support by sponsoring him at justgiving.com/fundraising/chifschallenge. Every penny raised will go directly towards local families, children and babies supported by Newlife.

Chif has special needs and severe learning difficulties. To us, he is just a very special individual and part of our ‘gang’.

Thank you, The WightOut Team James, Matt, Tim, Toby, Rich, Oli, Mark, Matt, Rich, Craig, Sam, Kev Newlife the Charity for Disabled Children - Registered Charity Number: 1170125 in England & Wales Newlife fund specialist equipment to improve the lives of disabled children. The charity puts disabled and terminally ill children at the heart of everything it does, providing a range of practical support services to families across the UK. For more information, go to www.newlifecharity.co.uk.

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WAS IT A RAMBLE OVER THE CARRYING A CROSS OR AN EASTER PILGRIMAGE? The latter was the intent. Although the photo shows a dry moment the actual walk took place over three of the wettest days we had in the lead up to Easter this year (27-29th March). Over 50 miles was covered by Stephen Walker-Williams, Gold Hill Missional Life Pastor & Pastor of Hope Community Church at Chalfont St Peter. It was his vision to lead a group of ‘pilgrims’ walking the Chiltern Heritage trail and praying for the different they passed through on the way. In a vision he named ‘Love South Bucks’ he hoped to attract walkers from local churches to walk with him. The special cross was made of Perspex and wood and had a ‘post box’ end so that people could write a prayer and post it in to be carried within the cross. Wherever possible along the walk small detours were planned to stop at local village churches to pray for the congregations who meet in the churches, but also to pray for village life itself and for all the people who live there. I joined the walk at Amersham on the Wednesday morning and our first task was to try not to slide back down the hill in pouring rain as we made our way up the slippery mud slope to the summit of the hill behind St Mary’s church. We were looking to find and pray at the Lollards Martyrs memorial. It was certainly a challenge, not least because finding the memorial in the pouring rain eluded us. You’d have thought it should have been easy. At the summit we gave up looking and said prayers for the community as we looked out through the pouring rain over Amersham. Continuing along the footpath we suddenly came across an opening and there, lo and behold, we found the monument hiding in a small dell! We read the memorial plaques and wondered at the courage of the martyrs who had suffered so severely for their faith and felt humbled that all we had suffered so far was our own free choice to walk the walk and get cold and wet! Our pilgrimage continued, passing down through Tesco’s car park where we were pleased to avail ourselves of a comfort break and hot cuppa to carry with us to warm our hands as we walked. This was my first stint of many of carrying the cross that day. Up and over Coleshill fields we went slithering in the mud as we climbed. The Chiltern trail looked to turn towards the right and to be going over a furrowed mud ploughed field. Our small group decided to keep to a marked footpath instead which eventually lead us to some windy country lanes. These proved so much easier to walk on, but we were not orienteering with a compass and map, so the diversion left us disorientated and in consequence when we picked up the Chiltern trail signs again we went in the wrong direction! Oh well what’s a detour of a couple of miles in the rain? Hmm – yes humbling. We were on a pilgrimage to carry the cross around our lovely countryside and pray for the area. We just had more countryside to pray over than we expected! We eventually reached a target point at Penn street – possibly 2 hours late – but a small group of friends were there to greet us. Our little band of eight walkers became four and we carried on to Holmer Green through Penn Woods. At least the rain had stopped, and a weak sun filtered through the trees to warm us. We achieved Holmer Green Baptist Church – the church I am blessed to attend -and I was able to offer refreshments and a toilet break before we prayed for the area and then set off for Baptist church guided by the local minister who knew the route and footpaths to get us there without getting lost. At Little Kingshill our little group became three. Two of us who were able to take it in turns to carry the cross. We set off with renewed vigor in sunshine and firmer paths to the outskirts of . We were now making slightly quicker progress and our spirits were lifted until the skies darkened and the heavens opened again - this time with hail stones! The footpath continued into woods and the hail turned back to rain, but now the path became boggy and slippery and I took a tumble, splat, into the muddy puddle to be covered down the whole of my front from chest to my feet. Oh well, no damage done except to my ego and a small cut on my hand. We soldiered on slip-sliding and splashing along the footpath through the woods. As we came to the junction of footpath meeting road we faced a dilemma. Left, or right? We chose right – a sign post said, ‘Great Missenden’ and that was where we were heading. However, we were not travelling by car and about half a mile further on we realized we had back tracked in direction and had probably added another 2 miles to our walk. However, by now we decided that the roads we knew were going to be better than footpaths we didn’t and at least the cross was more visible to passing cars than if we had trudged over more isolated footpaths. Finally, we were on the last leg of Wednesdays walk. We were in Great Missenden High Street and able to meet up with our lifts home. It was 6.45pm instead of the planned 5.15pm but we had done what we set out to do. For myself I was chuffed to learn that I had probably succeeded in walking more than 19 miles in one day – quite a few of them carrying a cross to remind me it was a spiritual pilgrimage not just a ramble. For Stephen – well Stephen had completed day 2 of his pilgrimage but still had day 3 and a further 18 miles or so ahead of him the next day walking from Great Missenden over hill and dale taking in villages on the way to , and eventually finishing in Chesham. So, if anyone reading this thought they saw a mirage of people walking with a cross over distant hills in the pouring rain – it wasn’t a mirage – it was an Easter Pilgrimage of love and prayer for our area of South Bucks. Every Blessing - Rosemary Graham

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HOLMER GREEN YOUTH CLUB Holmer Green Youth Club (HGYC) aims to play a with what’s going on which has included the adult vital role in the village. It serves as a safe place for staff attending a 2 day ‘Mental Health First Aid our teenagers to meet once a week and provides course For Youth’ run by the charity MIND. The different activities for their enjoyment. The Club Youth Club staff found that course so helpful we enables and encourages the members to mix and asked MIND to organise a 3-week teaching socialise with a much wider group than would programme for our 7 Young Leaders who help the otherwise be the case amongst their usual circle of staff with the groups each week. close knit friends. HGYC have also been busy organising First Aid, Holmer Green Youth Club, if you look at the Safeguarding and Health and Safety courses for our statistics, is one of the most successful youth clubs Young Leaders so the job they do is professionally around. We are open for 6 separate groups a week, delivered. This provides them with meaningful with nearly 150 Young People coming through the experience which they can add to their CVs. door each week. For others that come to this club we have However, we do not judge how good the Youth organised a ‘Girls’ Safety’ class run by Dr John Club is on numbers only - although it does show the Titchen, who is a qualified instructor, along with Young People enjoy attending. The whole team judges separate games nights and ‘Girls’ Pampering Evenings’. the Youth Club on how much we help the Young People This all costs money, and any money offered would with the issues they have. We believe the be gratefully received. If you would like to know difficulties have risen and changed over the years more then please take a minute to look at our website with the pressures on Young People in school and with at: www.holmergreenyouthclub.org.uk what the world now throws at them. It is important, therefore, for us as a Youth Club to keep up-to-date Mike Turner - Managing Youth Leader

1ST HOLMER GREEN SCOUT GROUP The Group has had a busy programme this winter. It might interest readers to see what the children have been up to. Beavers: The two Colonies worked towards challenge and activity badges plus fun activities including, Space activity at Woodrow observatory, public speaking about space missions, making pancakes, celebrating Chinese New Year, builder, health and fitness badges, learning knots and participating in District night hike and campfire. One Beaver, Jack, earned the Chief Scout Bronze award, the highest achievement a Beaver can attain. Cubs: They earned the Global Challenge Badge, held a games night celebrated Chinese New Year (used chopsticks and made origami dogs), Learned about Charity Shelter boxes and made and tried one. They decorated hard boiled eggs and tested ways of dropping eggs without breaking them. They finished the term with Easter related activities. Scouts: Despite the bad weather the troop had several outdoor activities including wide games in the woods. The Misbourne Explorer unit ran an activity evening and the troop also worked to obtain the Entertainer badge. As well as having the usual Pancake day and Easter related activities they also worked on a Team building exercise. By publication the Group will have attended St George’s Day Parade at Great Missenden where all the Groups in Chiltern North District will march behind the Chesham Girl’s Band from the Bury Field to the Church for a short service. So despite the ongoing shortfall of Leaders, particularly in the Cub Section, readers can see the Group is doing its best to provide entertaining and interesting activities. It is unfortunate that currently we cannot offer camps and trips to the cubs owing to the Leader shortage. We could offer so much more with adequate help. As always I am grateful to the Leaders we do have and we will keep trying to recruit more to widen our programme. It might also be of interest to note we no longer have an active committee because we lack a Chair and Secretary. Perhaps we could encourage someone in the village to step forward in a non uniformed capacity to enable the Leaders to devote more time to the children. Neil Spencer CBE — Group Scout Leader

CHILTERN'S COMMUNITY AWARDS - MARCH 2018 A huge number of nominations were received for the awards, which took place at The Kings Church in Amersham. The Long Service Award, presented by the High Sheriff of Buckinghamshire, Peter Kara. One winner was Maureen Camier, who has worked tirelessly for guiding for more than 40 years. She runs Rainbow and Brownie groups and supports Guides, and has always encouraged girls and women to make the most of themselves and enjoy adventures and experiences they may number of never have dreamed of. The runner-up was Peter Healy, who has been active in his community since he moved there in the 1970s. He volunteers at Amersham Museum, is part of the Holmer Green Players am dram group and set up a website for local people. [see the back page for a picture]

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HOLMER GREEN POND REHABILITATION “BEST I HAVE SEEN IT FOR 20 YEARS“ - One of of empty tins, bottles and rubbish thrown in over many comments by local residents who are so the years. Cleaning, refreshing and painting the happy to see the pond rehabilitated. duck houses before finally relaying the stone I am absolutely delighted that the project blocks, which had fallen (or maybe thrown) into fellow Councillor Jane Fallon and I started more the water back onto the banks completed the than six months ago with the help of other Holmer project. Green Councillors, was finally approved by Little So soon after the creation of Holmer Green Missenden Parish Council and is now successfully Village Society, residents have another reason to completed. celebrate. It is fair to say that this natural pond is a It is intended that this initiative by Little major and beautiful feature of Holmer Green, Missenden Parish Council will be followed by which despite many years of neglect is still very regular pond maintenance, to be organised by the popular with young and old alike; it has fully Village Society. deserved the attention it is now receiving. Thus ensuring that this lovely feature will be The key elements of the project included even more enjoyed, not only by residents of all cropping of the trees all around the pond, ages but will also attract visitors from other removing fallen trees, debris and vegetation from Chiltern villages. the pond and some of the surrounding area. Councillor Walid Marzouk Sweeping the bottom of the pond, which had tons

Are you interested in local history and heritage? Then keep an eye out for the first Chilterns Heritage Festival that will take place later this year on and between Saturday 22 September and Saturday 6 October 2018. The Chilterns Heritage Festival will be a celebration of our diverse and living heritage, bringing together historic buildings, museums, landscapes and organisations charged at keeping our heritage alive. In a festival of experiences, private viewings, open days, walks, workshops, exhibitions and special events we will open up the heritage of the Chilterns to the people of the surrounding towns, villages and beyond. What kind of events are planned? A range of different events have been planned, from walks and trails that unpack the heritage of a particular place, to private views of historic houses; chances to experience ancient history brought to life, to special days put on in museums; special heritage photography experiences, to talks by renowned speakers. We are hopeful that there will be something to appeal to everyone including children and families. Who is running the Chilterns Heritage Festival? The Chilterns Heritage Festival is being organised by the Chiltern Society, the only voluntary organisation dedicated to conserving, celebrating and caring for all of the Chilterns’ unique landscape. The Chiltern Society are working with trusted partners to bring to life heritage from across the region. When will the programme be published? The final programme is expected to be completed during April and released in May 2018. Bookings will be taken via the Chiltern Society Office. Some events will be free and others will carry a charge. Chiltern Society events are open to everyone, but the Society offers members discounted prices. The Chiltern Society is dedicated to conserving, celebrating and caring for the Chilterns - www.chilternsociety.org.uk

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THE HIGH WYCOMBE SOCIETY AND PANN MILL The Society is celebrating its Golden Anniversary this year and the talk about Buckinghamshire’s Saxon Prince was co-hosted with the Buckinghamshire Archaeological Society, which is 170 years old this year, as part of the Wycombe Arts Festival. The aim of the High Wycombe Society is to make the town more attractive, enjoyable and distinctive. Meetings, outings, exhibitions and Open Days at Pann Mill are some of the groups’ activities. A quote from John Parker, the Town Clerk in 1878, highlights a time now long gone: “The river made the mills. The mills made the market and the market the town.” The river was the Wye and at one time its short 10 mile length supported over 30 mills between its source near West Wycombe and its confluence with the Thames at Bourne End. The remains of some of those mills can still be found but most have disappeared under commercial or housing estates. One, however, narrowly escaped that fate and, although partially demolished in 1971, it has been restored to working order as a High Wycombe Society heritage project. That mill is Pann Mill which is close to the A40 Road at the west (town) end of the Rye open space. This important historical site, one of the six mills mentioned in the Domesday Book entry for High Wycombe, is almost certainly close to the original location. The remains of mills here have been found going back to the 14th century. The restored mill is now run on open days and grinds locally grown wheat to produce wholemeal flour for sale – and it’s very good – as well as stalls and refreshments. The open days for 2018 are: Sunday 13th May (the Sunday of National Mills Weekend) when Wycombe Sound Radio will be there doing an Outside Broadcast all day. Sunday 8th July Sunday 16th September (the Sunday of National Heritage Day) All from 11am – 5pm The attractive gardens, which were restored through the vision of Margaret, a devoted gardener and member and act as a memorial to her, are always open. All information used by permission of the Editor, High Wycombe Newsletter.

SQUASH AND RACKETBALL Welcome to your local Squash and Racketball Club. Whether you’re looking for a new sport for yourself or the family, or simply wanting to get back into the game, Holmer Green Squash and Racketball Club (HGSRC) is offering a free one-month trial membership which will give you a chance to see the club, meet some members and hear a little more about the friendly community club. [see the back page for a picture] Squash and Racketball are a great way to exercise: Can be played all year round Can be worked into busy schedules, with games of 45 minutes Play one opponent or join in group evenings and leagues A welcoming club with great facilities: A friendly atmosphere no matter what your level of experience 3 high quality courts Quality coaching for all ages and levels of experience Club Nights and a Ladies Racketball Club morning A thriving junior programme Friendly bar to relax after a game or to join social events The club is managed by an enthusiastic group of local volunteers. Please contact Lynn O’Regan ([email protected]) for more information on the free one-month trial membership or visit hgsrc.co.uk. David Albin - HGSRC Chairman ([email protected])

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LOCAL THEATRE-GOER’S DIARY : MAY TO JULY 2018 As summer comes around again, hopefully, and the beasts from the east stop covering us with snow, we are perhaps more likely to spend time outside than in a theatre. But just remember that there will always be good entertainment to see and what’s one evening, once in a while? Theatrical entertainment for the coming months listed here, most within a 20 mile radius of the village, as diverse as ever. For full details, simply visit the websites (all listed) or telephone the box office for a free brochure by Royal Mail. And don’t forget to keep an eye open for the local amateur shows too. Just look out for posters in the village. Mark Thorburn

High Wycombe - WYCOMBE SWAN (4 miles from Holmer Green) St Mary Street, High Wycombe HP11 2XE 01494 512000 : ww.wycombeswan.co.uk

AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN The Musical (7 to 12 May) New Musical based on the iconic Richard Gere 1980s film with a score of 80s hits. HAIRSPRAY The Musical (21 to 26 May) “The ultimate feel-good show.” . “As light and bouncy as a bubble of gum” The Observer. Just fun. Balletboyz in FOURTEEN DAYS (29 May) Five new works in one amazing evening of modern ballet. THE GRUFFALO’S CHILD (4 to 6 June) Songs, laughs and scary fun, direct from the West End, for children aged 3 and up and their grown ups. 20th CENTURY BOY The Mark Bolan Musical (21 to 23 June) A celebration of glam rock at its colourful best. Plus many, many more ‘One Nighters’ of diverse entertainment to choose from.

Chesham - THE ELGIVA THEATRE & CINEMA (8 miles from Holmer Green) St Mary’s Way, Chesham HP5 1LL : 01494 582900 : www.elgiva.com

THE MAGNIFICENT MUSIC HALL (2 May). ROCK ICONS (3 May). Vienna Festival Ballet SLEEPING BEAUTY (5 May). Professor ROBERT WINSTON Improve your Learning (8 May). MACBETH NT Live (10 May). BYE BYE BABY (11 May). THE ROLLING STONES NOW (12 May). BEDROOM FARCE New Penny Theatre Company (15 to 19 May). Matthew Bourne’s CINDERELLA screening (21 May). AN AMERICAN IN PARIS The Musical screening (23 May). VOODOO ROOM A Night of Hendrix & Cream (24 May). THE LITTLE MIX EXPERIENCE (25 May). ABBA FOREVER (26 May). THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS The London Palladium Musical screening (27 & 30 May). THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY (31 May). BEAUTIFUL NOISE The Neil Diamond Story (2 June). BUGSY MALONE Rare Productions (7 to 9 June). DOCTOR DOLITTLE (10 June). AN IDEAL HUSBAND Edward Fox in Oscar Wilde Live from the Vaudeville Theatre (11 June). SWAN LAKE Royal Ballet Live (12 June). LEGACY The Story of Martin Luther King. One Hour (14 June). Harmonys School of Dance & Performing Arts (23 & 24 June). PASEDENA ROOF ORCHESTRA (29 June). THE ULTIMATE COMMITMENTS & BLUES BROTHERS EXPERIENCE (30 June). ROCK CHOIR (9 & 11 July). RSC ROMEO & JULIET Live (18 July). THE DRIFTERS (19 July). PURPLE ZEPLIN (21July). THE GIANT’S LOO ROLL (22 July). For details, plus Films, please check website.

Aylesbury - WATERSIDE THEATRE (13 miles from Holmer Green) Exchange Street, Aylesbury, Bucks. HP20 1UG 0844 871 7615 : www.ambassadortickets.com/Aylesbury-Waterside-Theatre

AN AMERICAN IN PARIS NT Live Encore (16 May) The Award Winning West End production, based on the famous Gene Kelly film, captured from London’s Dominion Theatre. MONOGAMY (15 to 19 May) A searing, sharp, state-of-the-nation comedy from one of the UK’s most exciting playwrights.. MENOPAUSE The Musical (21 May) Yet another tour of the hugely successful musical celebrating ‘The Change’. DAVID BADDEIL My Family : Not The Sitcom (23 May) Olivier nominated One-Man show. MAMMA MIA! (26 to 30 June) The ultimate feel-good Abba show which has just started it’s 19th Year in the West End… JERSEY BOYS (3 to 14 July) winner of 57 major awards worldwide, the true life story of four boys from the wrong side of the tracks.. David Walliam’s AWFUL AUNTIE (18 to 22 July) an amazing tale of frights, fights and friendship, featuring a very large owl, a very small ghost and a very awful Auntie. Please check website for many shorter runs, Stand Up, Concerts, Live Screenings.

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Watford - PALACE THEATRE (18 miles from Holmer Green)

20 Clarendon Road, Watford, Herts WD17 1JZ 01923 25671 : www.watfordtheatre.co.uk

BRITISH ASIAN FESTIVAL 2018 (4 to 6 May) an exciting three days, full details online. MOUNTAINS – THE DREAMS OF LILY KWOK (16 to 19 May) “A gripping tale of struggle, laughter, love and food… a universal story of survival that will move your soul.” Ken Hom on the novel Sweet Mandarin. SHAPPI KHORSANDI – Mistress and Misfit (26 May) Please check website for shorter runs, films and Concerts.

Windsor - THEATRE ROYAL (19 miles from Holmer Green) Thames Street, Windsor, SL4 1PS : 01753 853 888 : www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST (30 April to 5 May) Oscar Wilde’s classic comedy starring Gwen Taylor, Susan Penhaligon, Downton’s Thomas Howes and West End star Kerry Ellis (not 5 May). LITTLE MERMAID The Circus Sensation (8 to 12 May) a family treat combining circus skills, songs and a classic story (at special times). Horrible Histories More Best of BARMY BRITAIN (15 to 20 May) a new compilation, never toured before, of more scenes from our barmy past. An hour (at special times) of history with the nasty bits left in. Gilbert & Sullivan’s IOLANTHE (21 & 22 May) Sasha Regan’s all male, award-winning company in their best received production. PERSUASION (23 to 26 May) A new stage adaptation of Jane Austin’s final and finest novel. THE BE ALL AND END ALL (28 May to 2 June) A new play starring Imogen Stubbs. An education in corruption. ALIENS LOVE UNDERPANTS (5 to 10 June) A zany and hilarious tale based on the best-selling children’s book. FIDDLER ON THE ROOF (11 to 16 June) Local Amateur production of one of the great stage musicals. HANDBAGGED (19 to 23 June) Summer Repertory Co. An Olivier Award Winning fascinating fictional account of a meeting between the Queen and Mrs Thatcher. JAMAICA INN (26 to 30 June) Summer Repertory Co. Daphne du Maurier’s enduring masterpiece which became a classic Hitchcock film. RELATIVELY SPEAKING (3 to 7 July) Summer Repertory Co. Alan Ayckbourn’s hugely funny comedy of mistaken identity. FATAL ENCOUNTER (10 to 14 July) Summer Repertory Co. Francis Durbridge, master of suspense, provides enough twists to tie you in knots. LLOYD GEORGE KNEW MY FATHER (17 to 21 July) Summer Repertory Co. Alarming aristocratic antics at the announcement of a bypass through the lordly estate? Comedy and comment abound. THE DRESSER (24 to 28 July) Summer Repertory Co. in Ronald Harwood’s marvellous backstage saga of an old- time actor and his faithful dresser. Please check website for shorter runs and Concert details.

Sonning - THE MILL AT SONNING (20 miles from Holmer Green)

Sonning Eye, Reading RG4 6TY : 0118 969 8000 www.millatsonning.com (Dinner Theatre : Ticket, Pre-Show Meal, Programme & Parking included

THE Ray Cooney and John Chapman’s riotous comedy MOVE OVER, MRS MARKHAM (to 2 June) Three couples. One apartment. One thing on their minds. Another hilarious night, directed by renowned comedy master, Ray Cooney. Agatha Christie’s THE UNEXPECTED GUEST (7 June to 28 July) Another intriguing whodunnit from the Mistress of the genre. Check website for details of innumerable Sunday Concerts.

And finally ………………

AMERSHAM PLAYGOERS THEATRE GROUP Amersham Community Centre, Chiltern Avenue

A MEMORY OF WATER 17th-19th May. Box Office:: 07593 657161 or aptg.co.uk/tickets

FOURWAYS THEATRE COMPANY Gt KINGSHILL AS YOU LIKE IT on the 17th-19th MAY and 23rd-26th MAY, at , 7.30pm. Contact 01494 522722 for tickets.

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A REQUEST FOR HELP TO IMPROVE OUR MAGAZINE Many readers have requested over time that we include more coloured images within the magazines pages - something the Team would dearly love to do, but and there’s always a But, isn’t there?, it would increase the printing costs and we suspect you would not be prepared to pay more than the £1.00 you regularly spend. However, there is a way: would any Business or generous Holmer Green Resident care to sponsor coloured images on the centre pages? If they did for say four issues, the pages could contain, for 1 example in the case of a Business, a small ( /8 page) free coloured advertisement plus other coloured images submitted by the various writers etc. Wouldn’t that be good? Please do contact any of the Team and say if you are interested in sponsoring. Also, when submitting an article or advertisement for inclusion please ensure it is ‘camera ready’. We volunteers do not always have the time - or the ability to turn your pieces into art work. Thank you and pleased continue to send interesting articles to a coordinator or the Editor.

HOLMER GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB SPRING UPDATE 2018 The 1st XI, like all other clubs, have been badly hit by the very wet months we have just endured. Only 7 games in total were played in January, February, and March. All in the League. After losing at new Champions Welwyn Garden City on January 6th the team has put together a nine-match run which included only one loss, at fifth placed Hadley. The resulting points gained in the new year has taken the team up to 17th place out of 21, with up to four games in hand on some of the teams both below and above them. Six of The Greens remaining nine games are at Watchet Lane. The Development (U-25 XI) have had a tough season, with player availability a major concern. But a recent 7-3 win at neighbours Risborough Rangers took them above the now bottom two clubs, Biggleswade United and Winslow United. There is no relegation in that division. The Allied Counties XI (U-18) have been in contention for a top two finish all season. Again, badly affected by the weather and now coming up against the exam season, they still have six games to play. The other three teams in the mix at the top of the table are CB Hounslow United, Windsor, & Flackwell Heath. Player availability will be crucial to their prospects of success, as three of the side are also currently in the 1st XI line-ups. Holmer must play pointless bottom club Wembley twice. A “Masters’ Tournament” is again being held at Watchet Lane on Sunday 6th May, after last year’s initial success. Many of the fathers of age-group youngsters will be aiming to prove that they “still have it”. There is a small admission charge, and hot food and other refreshments will be available for this early starting afternoon event. The age group teams have had varying degrees of success. Helen Weber and Darron Saunders have stepped down from running the current U-13’s. The Club is heavily indebted to them for bringing on this team from the youngest levels. Development XI player Jack Finlinson has been appointed to replace Helen and Darron. The two most successful of the age-group teams have probably been the U-15’s and U-16’s. Both reaching the semi-finals of their respective League Cup competition. The U-16’s are currently in third place in their top division have games in hand to make up the gap and finish second behind Ruislip Rangers.

The Café which runs on Saturdays and Sundays when training or matches are taking place at Watchet Lane, is again proving popular and successful. A very big contributor to the income of the Club. A big vote of thanks Angela Mepham and her helpers.

U-13, U-15, and U-16 information including fixtures, results and tables can be found on www.football- results.org 1st XI Match Reports, Allied Counties’ Match Reports, and occasional Development XI reports, appear on the Club Website. The 1st XI and Development XI and the U-18’s have information including fixtures, tables, and results, on the FA Full-Time website. John Anderson, President

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THE LANTERN CLUB For a recent article for this magazine, we asked our elderly members why they enjoyed coming to the Lantern Club and we were thrilled by their positive comments. They all welcomed the company, the fun and stimulation. So we decided that it was the turn of the volunteers to answer the same question! Here are some of the results - “I really enjoy hearing the members’ stories and just sharing memories that bring real pleasure.” “The Lantern Club has such a warm and friendly atmosphere that I immediately felt at home there.” “For some of our members it is their only outing in the week and I am only too happy to give a few hours on a Monday so that they can enjoy the company and the activities.” “I love chatting to the members and enjoy the company of the other volunteers.” “We meet as friends with a common purpose.” So you can see that the volunteers enjoy themselves as much as the members! So what do we do? We greet and chat with our members, we serve hot drinks and lunch (prepared by another volunteer team), we join in and help with the activities organised by our leader Sharon, such as craft, puzzles and games, we enjoy the visiting musical groups with them - and we also benefit from our gentle exercises to music programme! Our elderly members may be frail but they are all great personalities; there is always fun and laughter and working as a team with them is very rewarding. We are very keen to offer the opportunity of coming to the Club to more local residents but to do so we really need to add to our pool of volunteers to ensure that we always have enough present. So if you can spare a few hours on a Monday morning or afternoon (it doesn’t have to be every Monday) please let me know, or come and visit us in the Chadwick Hall at the Village Centre any Monday 10.30 am - 2.30 pm (apart from Bank Holidays). You will be most welcome! Ann Sollars (713420) Have you ever wondered about the after care of an AMARYLLIS? After flowering, cut the flower stem off and leave the leaves on. Put on a sunny window sill if possible and start feeding. When the leaves start turning yellow, cut them off and keep the plant dry for 2-3 months in a frost free place. No need to start watering until you see a bit of growth. These plants do not mind being pot bound but repot every 2-3 years.

1ST HOLMER GREEN BOYS’ BRIGADE COMPANY AND GIRLS’ ASSOCIATION (An Outreach of Holmer Green Methodist Church) As always, we have had a busy time here at Holmer Green with our regular Monday night programme and additional activities. We have also enjoyed a really successful period with our Junior Section winning the Battalion Quiz, answering questions on the Bible, TV & Movies, general knowledge etc. Our Company / Senior section also won the Battalion Bowling competition therefore keeping them on track to retain the overall Battalion competition trophy, first awarded last year. We had our first Church Parade of the year on Sunday 11th March, this was well attended by members & parents – a most enjoyable morning was had by all. The next Church Parade will be on the 10th June & I encourage anybody with children (or not) to attend this youth service event. Our Monday night programme has seen the usual activities enjoyed by all our sections, from craft and cooking to some new ideas such as ‘Nerf Challenge’ or a trip to Nando’s for our older members. General feedback from the children is that they love BB & can’t wait for Monday nights. As I mentioned in the last edition, the highest award that can be achieved in BB is the Queen’s Badge Award. I am delighted that currently we have four members booked on a completion course within the next few days, this is the last stage on what has been an 18-month process with each young man putting in maximum effort to achieve this award. I am sure you will see a photo in the next edition of the presentation and, hopefully, also in the Bucks Free Press. So, if you have a child between the age of 5-18 who would like to have loads of fun on a Monday night and potentially make friends for life, please do get in touch as we would love to hear from you. We run a Christian based programme & welcome anybody and everybody from any faith as long as you are between the age of 5-18. Don’t forget, we are a Girls Association as well, so it’s not just limited to boys.

Mark Durn – Company Captain 07703 182511 / [email protected]

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VPA – THE HOLMER GREEN VILLAGE GARDENING ASSOCIATION I was delighted that the VPA Spring Show was a domestic exhibit award. Dot Spooner collected success with a large number of high quality entries. most of the Horticultural prizes although Andrew As we went into the week of the show the daffodils Barrow won the Daffodil Shield for the best were still getting battered by the rain and tulips individual daffodil exhibit. The People’s Award, had barely arrived in flower. voted for by visitors to the show went to Felicity Happily there was a good and varied supply of Palmer’s vase of spring flowers. [see the back page] daffodils to give us a very decent show, even if the Stuart King’s return to exhibiting was rewarded judge was a bit bothered that some were in the by taking the Photographic Trophy and the wrong classes. Guidance about trumpet size and cup relatively new award for the best photographic size is difficult to give but we will give further exhibit of the show. Junior entries were thought to this! disappointing in overall numbers, but Alisya James The weather on the day was sufficiently kind and was deservedly this year’s Junior Trophy winner. it was not too warm, so our exhibits were in good From my perspective I would like to convey my shape when the public turned up for viewing. The personal thanks to the large team of helpers who slight shortfall that we had in Horticultural exhibits made it all possible. The raffle money and profit was more than made up by the Photographic entries from tea has made a great contribution to our so those who visited in the afternoon had lots to see supported Charity for 2018. I now look forward to and all our Judges were impressed by the wide our Annual Show on 8th September. Please put that range of exhibits. date in your diary, even if you are not exhibiting. Jeanette Robertson did well, winning the main You do not need to be a Gardening Association award for her domestic entries. Other first time member to look round (entry is free) and exhibitors won Certificates too and Richard refreshments are available! Barnett’s sausage rolls were awarded the best Michael King (Show Secretary)

HOLMER GREEN STROKE CLUB The club ended it’s Spring session with an Easter quiz followed by coffee and hot cross buns and then our Easter Service. Afterwards, we all went for an enjoyable lunch at The Red Lion in . We have experienced another varied programme of events with a coffee morning at Hildreth’s cafe, music from Adrian Broadway, who entertained us on his many and various instruments and our customary monthly physiotherapy and cooking sessions. We introduced a new activity, painting on stones with Sharon of jocastamadethis.co.uk. [see the back page for a picture] Our members are very creative and always produce lovely craft work as they also did with their making of Easter cards. We are looking forward to another visit from Sharon soon. We welcome new members and volunteers so if you or someone you know would like to join us, please ring 81 2162 for more details. Elizabeth Aylward Page 22 The magazine is sold at J Walsh (Newsagents), Fox Pharmacy,

Holmer Green Evening WI The Sick Children’s Trust is the fortunate beneficiary of all monies raised by our February speaker, Eileen Gershon, from her talks and sale of her book, ‘Nurses Never Run’. So far Eileen, from Coleshill, has raised over £20,000 for the charity. The book describes Eileen’s nursing training from 1967-1971 at Addenbrooke’s Hospital in Cambridge. Based on letters she wrote at the time to her family and fiancé, she describes life on the wards, and the development of her romance, engagement and subsequent wedding. The book is both funny and poignant, and takes us right back to the times and fashions of the late 60’s. Our own member Pam Hilling treated us to a display of flower arranging at our March meeting. Pam described how she began flower arranging and teaching the subject, interspersed with tips on how to treat, care for, and arrange flowers. She created several beautiful flower arrangements, which went as prizes in the raffle. Our annual bursary draw was won this year by Joyce Davis. Joyce has £200 to spend on an educational course of her choice. During the meeting, we were able to purchase home-made lemon curd and coconut ice, plus a large selection of jigsaws, all donated by Linda Blunt. The Farne Islands, situated off the Northumberland coast, are now largely populated by birds, including gulls, terns and puffins. Chris Ward has visited the area, returning with some wonderful photographs of the birds which he showed us along with his talk, ‘The Fantastic Farnes’ at our April meeting. Now owned by the National Trust, Inner Farne Island was once the home of the hermit Saint Cuthbert. Situated on another island is the Longstone Lighthouse, home of Grace Darling. This time, along with homemade jams, Linda Blunt was selling home-made shopping bags. All funds made are donated towards our WI activities. Our fund raising Friends Evening was held on 14th April, attended by nearly 60 guests. A supper of ham and turkey with salads and new potatoes was prepared by the committee, followed by some delicious puddings contributed by the guests. The Wick Trimmers provided folk music for us during the meal, and then the floor was cleared for them to start the Barn Dance. The dances caused much hilarity as we muddled our way through the steps, twirls and dosey-doe’s! During May’s meeting we will discuss and vote upon the Resolution to go forward to the WI Annual General Meeting, to be held this year in Cardiff. Our WI has chosen Mental Health Matters to go forward to the debate at the AGM. We are looking forward to celebrating our 60th birthday party in June (which will be for members only), followed by our Strawberry Cream Tea (everyone welcome) on 23rd June. Watch out nearer the time for the posters, the teas are delicious! Annie Greatorex

PRAYING FOR THE COMMUNITY OF HOLMER GREEN AND SURROUNDING AREA As mentioned in previous issues our ACTS (All Churches Together Serving) Community Prayer Link aims to provide the support of Christian prayer in your life for whatever reason (e.g., illness, loneliness, bereavement, debt, divorce). Often people comment that when they know people are praying for them and about their situations, they feel held in God’s love and care. Please contact Barbara Illingworth (07967 192406) ([email protected]); there are a few of us from the different churches, ie Anglican, Baptist, Catholic and Methodist and we pray for you in our own homes. There are also prayer groups in the Anglican and Baptist churches who pray together. I would also like to extend our prayers for Holmer Green Village Society, whose aims include building a successful and flourishing community for both business and residents, as well as dealing with local development concerns and improved infrastructure. We continue to pray for a vibrant and supportive community where individuals and businesses can offer friendship and help within our neighbourhood. Barbara Illingworth

STILL URGENTLY WANTED!! Due to family commitments, James Paterson, our Advertising Manager has resigned. So we are seeking a replacement volunteer. It is not a particularly onerous task – encouraging new advertisers, sending invoices and attending the quarterly Team Meetings. We do hope that one of our readers will feel the urge to fill James’ boots, preferably prior to the next issue of the magazine. Please contact either The Editor or coordinator, Judy Gilligan. Their details can be found on Page 2. We really do look forward to welcoming you to our friendly Team!

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OUR CONGRATULATIONS GO TO : Ali and Sam Cook on the birth in March of their daughter, Holly, a sister for Lacey. John and Julie Milton on the birth of their granddaughter, Imogen Jessica on 9 April 2018. OUR CONDOLENCES GO TO THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF: Shirley Rolfe who died in February 2018; Jimmy Gage 27/6/39 - 3/3/18, Richard Osborne, 11 February 1943 - 8 March 2018 and Robert Triggs who died on 22 April 2018

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There is still a need for Neighbourhood Watch

South Bucks District Council and Chiltern District Council Community Safety are actively promoting new and revitalised Neighbourhood Watch Schemes, especially in areas which have experienced incidents of recent burglary. Neighbourhood Watch is one of the biggest and most successful crime prevention initiatives. Behind it lies a simple idea: Getting together with your neighbours to take action can cut local crime. Everyone knows that the police are there to fight crime, but they need your help to do an effective job, Neighbourhood Watch is all about an active partnership with the police.

Neighbourhood Watch schemes can: Cut crime and the opportunities for crime Help and reassure those who live in the area, especially those who are vulnerable. Encourage neighbourliness and closer communities.

Create a better place to live, work and play.

Neighbourhood Watch is not just about reducing burglary figures - it’s about creating communities who care. It brings local people together and can make a real contribution to improving their lives. The activity of Neighbourhood Watch members can foster a new community spirit and a belief in the community’s ability to tackle problems. At the same time, you feel secure, knowing your neighbours watching out for you and your property.

What can Neighbourhood Watch schemes do? These are the key steps to targeting and reducing crime and the fear of crime in an area. In consultation with your local police: Get a picture of local crime Conduct a ‘fear of crime’ survey Target crimes you can have a real impact on Identify the opportunities for crime Form an action plan to tackle the problem Block or reduce opportunities for the criminal If you are interested about getting involved in Neighbourhood Watch and live in the South Bucks or Chiltern District area then contact the Community Safety Team on 01494 586535 or email [email protected]

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On 6 April, Councillors Geraghty, Rawbone and Spiller, representing Little Missenden Parish Council, joined a large congregation at the Amersham Crematorium to bid farewell to Richard Osborne who, for many years, served the community as the Clerk to Little Missenden Parish Council.

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CURZON CE COMBINED SCHOOL We were delighted to get a good report from Ofsted last Autumn when they visited the school. This is what they wrote about us;

“Teachers have high expectations and they plan interesting activities that build on pupils’ previous learning.” “Pupils make good progress in all years.” “Pupils thoroughly enjoy school. They behave exceptionally well, showing respect to adults as well as each other. “You have ensured that the school’s strong ethos and values underpin all aspects of its work. “You recognise that each child is unique with his or her own strengths and talents. You aim to build on these to create individuals who are very well prepared for the opportunities, responsibilities and experiences of life. Pupils and parents commented on the fact that they are known to staff by name and so they feel valued and welcomed.” One parent reflected the views of many by writing: ‘I love this school. It has a small village family feel in which it provides a safe and comfortable environment for my child to grow.” “You make sure that the curriculum is rich and stimulating and provides pupils with experiences that prepare them very well for the next stage of their education. Inside and outdoors, the school is bright and attractive. Pupils have plenty of opportunities to learn and develop academically as well as personally.” If you have never visited our school, why not come and see for yourself? We are situated just off the A404 at Penn Street in beautiful woodland surroundings. www.curzonschool.com E: [email protected] or phone 01494 71251

ENERGISE 2018 Recently thirty members of the Curzon School choir performed at the Swan Theatre Wycombe in “Energise” a musical collaboration with other local primary schools. They performed “The Button Box”, a lively and varied set of songs, which told of the stories behind a series of buttons which had been collected by a family over a long period of time. The chance to perform to a large audience can be thrilling and daunting, but any nerves were kept under control. The children looked spectacular in their rainbow colours and waistcoats and performed beautifully. They were a credit to the school and themselves. The performances over three days by all the primary schools in the area were a credit to the teachers who work so hard teaching our next generation.

Adult Learning Buckinghamshire - Let us know what you want to learn From Spanish to sign language and woodwork to watercolour painting – whatever your interest or need, chances are there is a Buckinghamshire Adult Learning course to suit you. With more than 1500 different courses on offer at venues up and down the county it isn’t hard to find something that takes your fancy. But if you’ve taken a look at what’s on offer and where and found that there’s something you’d love to try but it’s not currently run as a course or not in an area accessible to you, then we want to hear from you. Buckinghamshire Adult Learning offer a wealth of learning for personal development courses in languages, arts and crafts and health and fitness. We have both daytime and evening courses from beginners to advanced, which take place in village halls, community centres, local schools and at our Adult Learning Centres in Aylesbury, North Bucks, the Chilterns, Wycombe and South Bucks. Courses vary in length from one-day workshops to six week courses or those that run longer from 10-31 weeks. We are currently planning our programme of courses from September 2018 and are keen to ensure that we are meeting the needs of our local communities and that all residents, whether in towns or rural areas, have the opportunity to learn with us. We would like to hear from you regarding :  Any ideas of courses/ activities you would like to see offered in your local community – maybe you would like to learn how to draw or paint, speak a language or take up creative writing?  Do you have a village hall or nearby community centre facilities that we could hire to run courses for local residents? Please contact our regional coordinator Cathy Colsell with your suggestions: Tel: 07730 672402: Email: [email protected]: For more details on all courses currently available visit www.adultlearningbcc.ac.uk

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HOLMER GREEN FIRST SCHOOL AND PRE-SCHOOL What a busy time we have had at Holmer Green First Beep Beep Day was a fun day with a very important School and Pre-School! There has been much fun and message, where everyone participated in various excitement this term with lots of trips, visitors, special activities to learn about Road Safety. The children also events and celebrations. took part in sporting challenges to raise money for Comic It began when Year 1 spent the day learning about Relief. We were amazed at how supportive our traditional toys and even got to make a wooden toy of community was when a magnificent £1700 was raised their own in an exciting workshop. Year 2 visited the Co- and would like to thank everyone for their support. op and Pizza Express as part of their food topic. The term ended with a wonderful Easter Assembly. Reception and Pre-School were amazed to witness the The school was full of beautiful Easter bonnets and hatching of ten little, fluffy chicks. [one is on the back everyone was treated to some lovely singing from the page] children. Also our wonderful Friends of Holmer Green Everyone was surprised one morning by the arrival of organised an eagerly anticipated egg hunt and provided a strange visitor. The visitor was found investigating a Easter eggs for every child on the last day of term. ‘moon rock’ that had appeared on the school field We are looking forward to lots more excitement overnight. This excitement led to some super writing during the Summer Term and hopefully some sun! about aliens and space. The children continued to be inspired following a visit by author, Cas Lester and her Jayne Richardson tales about Nixie, The Bad Fairy.

JUNIOR SCHOOL – WOODROW HIGH HOUSE During our residential we participated in a variety of activities. Some were independent activities whilst others helped to build our confidence working in groups. Many people enjoyed the stay and socialised with different members of the year. The rooms varied in size from three to ten people. A lot of students enjoyed the trust they built whilst in the rooms with their friends around them. For many people this was the longest time away from their parents; however, they thrived in their independence and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Most of the activities were outdoors. These included bushcraft, shelter build and pioneering. Other activities consisted of building a rocket out of a plastic bottle and making a raft from barrels, sticks and ropes and then racing them in the pool whilst trying not to get our mascot (a stuffed bear) wet. During our final day we, as a year, went on a woodland walk. Before the walk we were handed laminated sheets to help us identify the wildlife around us. The sheets detailed different fungi, animal footprints and plants. The meals were liked by many. If you had an allergy, were vegetarian or vegan then the chefs would prepare special dishes for you. The majority of the year liked the visit and would recommend it to all. Chris Campbell and Joseph Smith Sporting News Handball: On Tuesday 20th February, 10 Holmer Green Junior School Year 6 pupils competed in a friendly Handball Tournament against three schools: Great Missenden, Little Kingshill and Prestwood. This friendly and sociable game was held on the handball court at Holmer Green. Fortunately, after winning all three of their games with great teamwork, HGJS were able to move forward into the final which was a head to head game against Prestwood. HGJS worked extremely hard and won the trophy. The team would like to thank Mr White who coached the team and gave us all confidence. Tia & Chloe (Year 6) Cross Country Year 3 & 4: We enjoyed an amazing cross country event at Hughenden Manor. Year 3 & 4 girls ran first and had a number of pupils in the top 10 places, the boys ran in their races and all finished in the top 25. Well done to all those who ran despite the muddy and wet conditions. Year 5 & 6: The girls raced first and everyone finished in the top 20 with several in the top 5. The boys raced next and we had some amazing performances coming 1st 2nd and 4th. Although we didn’t win overall, we had an amazing afternoon of running. George & Luke (Year 4) Music: Recently, members of HGJS Choir were given the opportunity to perform at the O2 arena in London for a performance called Young Voices. The O2 is a place of mystery and wonder, it can bring people together in perfect harmony. Young Voices take 7902 children and turn them into incredible and awe inspiring choir. Our experiences at the O2 were truly amazing. The opportunity to sing with famous artists and to be accompanied by an amazing professional band is truly amazing. HGJS were sitting in the very front row just above the band – we had an amazing view and enjoyed waving our tiny twinkling torches along with everyone else in the arena. Parents and staff came to watch and support us, it’s great fun trying to spot them before the show starts!! Thank you to Ms Gibbons and Mrs Warner for teaching us every week at choir. Cara & Megan (Year 6)

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‘One man two guvnors’ is the Players June 2018 show

Holmer Green Players next show, from 7th to 9th June at is ‘One man two guvnors by Richard Bean.

One Man Two Guvnors is an English adaptation of Servant of Two Masters (Italian: Il servitore di due padroni), a 1743 Commedia dell'arte style comedy play by the Italian playwright Carlo Goldoni. The play replaces the Italian period setting of the original with Brighton in 1963. The play opened at the National Theatre in 2011 starring James Corden in the lead role before touring the UK and then opened in the West End in November 2011, with a subsequent Broadway opening in April 2012. The second tour was launched six months later, playing the UK, Hong Kong, Australia and New Zealand. The second UK production in London closed in March 2014, before a third tour of the UK began in May 2014.

Two men – Roscoe Crabbe, a gangster, and Stanley Stubbers, an upper-class twit, separately employ Set In 1963 Brighton, out-of-work skiffle player Francis Henshall. Francis tries to keep the two from meeting, in order to avoid each of them learning that Francis is also working for someone else. Complicating events, Roscoe is really Rachel Crabbe in disguise, her twin brother Roscoe having been killed by her boyfriend, who is none other than Stanley. Complicating events still further is local mobster Charlie the Duck, who has arranged his daughter Pauline's engagement to Roscoe despite her preference for over-the-top amateur actor Alan Dangle. Even further complications are prompted by several letters, a very heavy trunk, several unlucky audience volunteers, an extremely elderly waiter and Francis' pursuit of his twin passions: Dolly, Charlie's feminist bookkeeper, and food.

Tickets for the performances, which are priced at £15.00 with £13.00 concessions for under 16s and over 60s and include a chicken and chip supper, are now on sale via our ticketing system (see the link to the tickets in 1. below) which enables you to purchase allocated, numbered seats in the hall for each performance of ‘One man two guvnors’. There are two ways to purchase tickets: By visiting our ‘Next Show’ web page - http://www.holmergreenplayers.info/shows/ and following the link to the online purchase page where you can see a seat layout, which will show available tickets. You can purchase your tickets here using PayPal or a credit/debit card, or By phone, using a credit card by phoning 07778 175616.

Don’t miss the chance to see this excellent show performed in your local community.

ROYAL BRITISH LEGION - WOMEN’S SECTION In February our members were given a talk, with slides, about the War Graves in Dunkirk, which brought back memories for some of the members. Our March talk by Dr Diana Burman, was very different on ’50 Years of Teaching the Deaf’. We were shown slides of deaf people, especially babies, being taught how to communicate and get ready for the outside world, things one takes for granted, seeing them join in activities. The slides brought tears to our eyes. Dr Burman showed us how sign language is used and answered questions from members. The tombola stall was held after this talk, as our Christmas lunch in December was cancelled due to the bad weather. Next month we look forward to our Annual Dinner and on the 14th August our Seaside Outing will be to Clacton. More in the August magazine. Thankfully it stayed dry on Sunday 14th April, for the Memorial Service of Martin Stevens.

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CHERRY GARTH NEWS - SPRING 2018 Here at Cherry Garth like everywhere this local community, why not give us a ring for a chat Spring the flowers have been a little slower due to to see if you can help. the cold weather, but they are now starting to appear in our gardens. Does anyone have any extra RAF CENTENARY plants for our gardens? We have raised beds in which we hope to grow vegetables, and we also This year is the centenary of the Royal Air hope to fill the grounds with colour. The annual Force and a local Holmer Green woman Ruth competition for all our homes called Fremantle in Wright (nee Gibson) was one of the first ladies to Bloom is coming up soon and this year we hope to join RAF Halton helping with the war effort. She win. now lives here at Cherry Garth Residential home Residents have been busy with Easter activities. and she and her family have kindly let us share a Each group decorated Easter bonnets for a few of her memories. competition and Trent group won the basket of The RAF was formed in 1918 by combining the chocolate cream eggs. The home has been Royal Flying Corps and the Royal Naval Air Service decorated and is full of daffodils. We have been and in 1939 the WAAF were formed by Royal entertained by various singers and we have our own Warrant. Ruth was born near Birkenhead in in-house pianist among the residents who fills in Cheshire. When the Second World War Broke out when needed. A recent production of “A late late she joined up as an Aircraft Mechanic/Fitter. Christmas carol” was performed by the residents, Originally, she began her training at RAF Wallasey staff and a few relatives to much laughter. It is and RAF Sealand in Cheshire. As it was close to good to see people working together and having Blackpool Ruth has memories of having to do PE fun. drills on the beach when it was freezing cold. As We have recently celebrated Valentines Day, she learned her skills she worked upon both Pancake Day, International Woman’s Day and St. Spitfires and Lancaster bombers, making sure that Patricks day with Guinness cake, Irish music and they were ready and safe to fly. By the time she food to name but a few. was transferred to RAF Halton she was a Corporal and remembers the thrill of men twice her stature The Fremantle Trust instigated a granting having to salute her around the camp. [see the back wishes and dreams scheme to celebrate the page for a picture] charity’s 25th year. Some of our residents won and had their wishes come true. One resident Things didn’t always go as planned and she wanted to meet Johnny Depp. A look alike was remembers once getting into trouble for smuggling engaged to meet with her and presented her with cocoa into her billet. She had already drunk her memorabilia relating to the actor. A cream tea pint in the mess but had been asked by a couple of was enjoyed by all the residents during the event, friends to smuggle some back for them. She was and fun was had by all; it really made her smile and caught, and her punishment was having to drink the she has been talking about it for weeks. lot, and ended up very sick! We are always pleased to get volunteers from A more serious incident occurred whilst working the local community. Do we have any men/women in on the console. She received a nasty electric our community who would like to play darts? We shock, and luckily was saved by the quick thinking now have two dart boards for the enjoyment of of a Polish Airman who saved her, she did however the residents but need volunteers to challenge our loose some teeth and burned her hands which were residents. bandaged and in a sling. It was at this time when We enjoy the company of young people who are she was recovering, and not at her best that she on placement with local colleges, and volunteering met Horace (known as Bud) Wright. He was very to get their Duke of Edinburgh award, they have tall and towered over her. Despite this they soon been a great help to us. One volunteer, Dominic, fell in love and corresponded throughout the war has been regularly spending some of his time while Bud was sent to West Africa, Burma and chatting to a French resident. She clearly enjoys India. After the war, they married and he seeing him, and it has given him a great opportunity returned to Holmer Green with her where they to practise his language skills. If you do have a settled and brought up their family. little time to spare, we are always pleased to Linda Meatyard welcome volunteers and strengthen links with the

Oh No... A German asked a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican said, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews and grape jews!” In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. After that, everything else was made in China. Q: Why do the French eat snails? A: They don't like fast food. Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? A: Carlos.

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SOME USEFUL NAMES & TELEPHONE NUMBERS

British Gas - Emergencies 01753 – 571570 Chiltern District Council 01494 – 729000 Chiltern Medical Centre (formerly Dragon Cottage Surgery) 01494 – 717339 Eastern Electricity, Loss of Supply 08007 – 838838 Holmer Green Dental Practice 01494 – 718318 MP for Chesham and Amersham:– Cheryl Gillan, House of Commons, London, SW1A 0AA. 02072 – 195146 E: [email protected]. Constituency Office: 7A Hill Avenue, Amersham, HP6 5BD 01494 – 721577

Refuse Collection 01494 – 586550 Stoke Mandeville Hospital 01296 – 315000 101 Thames Water - Emergencies 08459 – 200800 Traveline 0870 – 608 2608 Tourist information 01494 – 421892 Wycombe General Hospital 01494 – 526161 Minor Injuries and Illness Unit (Wycombe General Hospital) 111

CHAIR & PARISH COUNCILLORS SERVING HOLMER GREEN

Mrs Rita Whitten “Holly Lodge”, Alice Close, Holmer Green, HP15 6TS 711929 Acting Chair of Council & Vice-Chair of Planning Mrs Sandra Geraghty 28, Sheepcote Dell Road, Holmer Green, HP15 6TL 717663 Rossetti Hall Committee Member (RH)

Mrs Jane Fallon 20, The Larches, Holmer Green, HP15 6TG 713057 LAF & Youth Representatives Mr Peter Rawbone 1, Hollyberry Grove, Holmer Green, HP15 6XB 713649 Rossetti Hall Committee Member Mr Gerry Spiller 8, Weathercock Gardens, Holmer Green. HP15 6TA 713739 Vice-Chair Open Spaces & RH Committees Mrs Ruth Werbiski “Windward”, 4 Glebe Close, Holmer Green, HP15 6UY 714523 NAG Representative Vacancy - please see the website for more information

Parish Council Meetings The public may attend any meeting but should inform the Clerk in advance if they wish to address the meeting. Please visit the Council’s web site: http://www.littlemissendenpc.co.uk for further information. The Parish Council meets twice a month (except in August) in the Council Offices, New Pond Road. The Planning Committee meets on the first Monday and the Full Council meets on the third Monday, both starting at 7.30pm. Please see the web site (details above) for dates, Agenda’s and further details. The next Annual Assembly will be held on 14 May and the Open Meeting on 21 May 2018. All Villagers are encouraged to attend. Parish Clerk: Council Offices, 38 New Pond Road, Holmer Green, 715429 Mrs Melanie Franklin HP15 6SU. E: [email protected] Assistant Parish Clerk: The Office is usually open to the public, Monday to Vacancy - please refer to the website for details Friday, 9.00am - 12noon. COUNTY COUNCILLOR SERVING HOLMER GREEN Mrs Isobel Darby 2, Copthall Corner, Chalfont St Peter, Bucks, SL9 0BZ. 01753 E: [email protected] 888055 DISTRICT COUNCILLORS SERVING HOLMER GREEN Dr Michael Smith c/o Democratic Services, Chiltern District Council 729000 E: [email protected] Mr Mark Titterington “Trymme House”, Elm Rd., Penn, HP10 8LQ E: 07500 546651 E: [email protected] LOCAL HOLMER GREEN SERVICES The Mobile Library vehicle visits on the third Thursday of each month at the Shops: between 11:10am - 11:15am. and the Village Centre: between 11.20am – 11:45am

A Holmer Green community web site — www.holmergreen.info where some recent electronic editions of Holmer Green Today may be viewed.

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16th May VPA talk - Roy Alcorn “The West Coast of America” Village Centre - 8.00pm 4th June Chadwick Ladies - ‘'Recollections of Yorkshire in Food and Traditions” Village Centre - 8.00pm 5th June Evening WI - Members only 60th Birthday Party with Bucks Male Voice choir 18th June Chadwick Ladies - ‘'The Capital's Gardens and Parks' Village Centre - 8.00pm 20th June VPA - Talk 'A Female in Fleet Street' Village Centre - 8.00pm 23rd June Evening WI - Strawberry cream tea (daytime) Village Centre - 7.45pm 2nd July Chadwick Ladies - 'Liberty, the Bucks Man, the London Shop, Global Village Centre - 8.00pm 3rd July Evening WI - ‘Floral Art’ by NAFAS Demonstrator Gill McGregor Village Centre - 7.45pm 16th July Chadwick Ladies - 'Nurses Never Run' Village Centre - 8.00pm 18th July VPA - Talk - ’Liberty, The Store' Village Centre - 8.00pm 30th July Chadwick Ladies - Summer Walk and Cream Tea Village Centre - 8.00pm 15th Aug VPA - Talk - 'Bats' Village Centre - 8.00pm 6th Oct. Jonathan Veira – Songs and Tales Tour Baptist Church REGULAR EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES 1st Holmer Green Brownies — Village Centre. Wednesdays, weekly 5.30 – 7.00pm 2nd Holmer Green Brownies — Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 5.45 – 7.15pm 4th Holmer Green Brownies — Church Centre. Thursdays, weekly 5.30 – 7.00pm 1st Holmer Green Guides — Village Centre. Fridays, weekly 6.30 – 8.00pm 2nd Holmer Green Guides — Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 7.30 – 9.00pm 1st Holmer Green Rainbows — Holmer Green Village Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 4.45-5.45pm Air Training Corps — ATC Hut, Sir William Ramsey School, Hazlemere. Wednesdays and Fridays, weekly 7.30 - 9.30pm Boys Brigade — Holmer Green Methodist Church. Mondays, weekly from 6.00pm, depending upon age. Holmer Green Beavers — Mondays 5.30 – 6.30 and Wednesdays, 6.00 – 7.00pm. Holmer Green Cub Scouts — Mondays and Thursdays, 6.45 – 8.15pm. Holmer Green Scouts — Wednesdays, 7.30 – 9.30pm. Holmer Green Short Mat Bowls Club — Holmer Green Sports Association. Tuesdays 7.30 - 11.00pm. High Wycombe Scrabble Club — Rossetti Hall. Second Wednesdays, 7.30 for 7.45pm. Holmer Green Youth Club — Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, weekly 6.30 - 9.00pm & 7.30 - 9.00pm, depending upon age. Lantern Club – Village Centre. Mondays, weekly 10.30am - 2.45pm. Link-Up Friendship Group — The 3rd Friday of each month. Church Centre - 10.30am-noon, followed by a shared lunch. Souper Lunch for a light lunch and a chat – Church Centre, 2nd and 4th Thursdays, 12.30 – 2 00pm. Messy Church - Baptist Church - 20th May, 10th June, 15th July. - 3.30pm - 5.00pm. Pop in Lunch, a light Lunch - Baptist Church. The first and third Wednesdays of each month at 12.30pm. Prayer and Praise — Baptist Church. First Sunday each month at 7pm all are warmly invited. Short mat bowls — Tuesday afternoons at the Church Centre. If interested, call the Parish Office. Tiddlywinks Toddler/Parent Group – Church Centre, Mondays term time only, 1.30 - 3.00pm. Time–4–God — Baptist Church – Traditional Service on 1st and 3rd Wednesdays at 11.15am. Toddler Group — Baptist Church. Every term time Tuesday, 9.30am -11am until 10 July. Women’s Fellowship of Holy Trinity with Christ Church. Church Centre 1st and 3rd Thursdays at 2pm. Women's Fellowship — Baptist Church. Alternate Thursdays until 25th July. Wycombe Stroke Club for persons affected by communication problems - Christchurch Church Centre. Tuesdays, weekly 10am-12noon. Wycombe Centre National Trust Supporter Group — The fourth Friday of the month at Hazlemere Community Centre. Oct to Mar., 2.15pm. Apr to Sept., 7.45pm. Youth Club — Baptist Church — Every term time, Friday 7.00 - 8.30pm. until 20 July. It would be prudent to check that the events, locations and times are correct!

Jennie's Haircare & Rennie Grove Charity Shop, quarterly Page 33

THE CROSSROAD’S POND

There’s a duck pond at the crossroads by the shops in Holmer Green Where the waterfowl community’s the cutest ever seen. The male ducks are dandies, with their tail feather curls, Their colour and flamboyance makes you think they must be girls. Real females on the other hand, keep their counsel all the while They’re not plain, it’s more that they have “understated” style. The weather doesn’t bother them, the snow is so much fun They slide upon the frozen pond as if the Cresta Run. It seems some other visitors are inclined to feed them junk February 2018 Doughnuts, chips and hot cross buns, which will only make them plump, But they don’t mind eating healthily, when I take bespoke duck food They gobble it excitedly, well they don’t like to be rude. I’m aiming to communicate and answer when they quack I’ve got myself a whistle, so I can quack right back. The locals they indulge me, as those folks in Holmer Green Know their waterfowl community’s the cutest ever seen.

Claire Baldock - 04. 03. 2018

A few weeks later!

WORKAID Workaid was founded in , Bucks in In an average year Workaid will support 175 1986 as a response to the now famous individual skill training centres in Africa. These Michael Buerk report on the famine in Ethiopia. centres vary in size and focus from small A small group of friends decided they wanted to do cooperatives of widows to more formal sections of something practical that existing training colleges. would make a long-term [see the back page for difference to the lives of another picture] people in East Africa. They What they all have in devised a very simple system common is the need for where unused tools and equipment and the ability to sewing machines were change lives. If you give an refurbished to bring them individual the skill to earn a back to good working order, living, be it carpentry, and then the equipment was tailoring or electrical, you sent to East Africa to teach don’t just improve their life people trade skills. but also that of their family Over the last thirty-two and community. Children are years, Workaid has grown able to stay in school longer, from this small group of widows can feed their friends to a large extended family consisting of children and every one of them has the chance to over two hundred volunteers. Based at The Old live a dignified life. Boot Factory in Chesham, Workaid volunteers Workaid is always looking for new volunteers… collect, sort and refurbish enough tools and no previous experience required, just an interest in equipment to fill at least eight containers every helping others and a willingness to have fun! year that are sent to either Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda or Zambia. We are also very proud to have For more information about Workaid please go helped many local charities over the years by to www.workaid.org providing horticultural tools to support gardening Jane Bucknall projects.

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Jennie's Haircare & Rennie Grove Charity Shop, quarterly Page 35 A stunning entry at the recent VPA Spring Show - see page 22 Peter Healy receiving a Long Service Award - see page 15

A new arrival at the First School! Ruth Wright with some RAF colleagues - see page 31 see page 27 for details

Skill training in Africa, thanks to Workaid - see page 34 A new activity at the Stroke Club - see page 22 for details

Some members of the Squash and Racketball Club - see page 17 for details