DISCORDIAN VOLUME 66 DISCORDIA COLLEGE MOORHEAD, MINNESOTA,! APRIL 26, 1974 NUMBER 25 Time capsule proves Discordia immune to ravages of progress
Discordia was set agog ago and founded the liberal scheduled them a year ago, recently when Dean Lorrie arts school which bears his they were as bad as we Manning uncovered a time name. •were. Our boys have gained capsule while breaking a lot of character this year.1* ground for the Knutson Discordia spokesmen ex- Student Life Facility. When pressed delight that Rever- Streaker Coach Gusty the capsule was opened, end Soon accepted appoint- Chestnut said, "We took a several items from the fu- ment on the Board of Re- page out of Oral Robert's ture were found. Evidently gents, but disappointment book. You remember, Oral the time capsule reached the that he rejected the col- Roberts used to be a faith Commons lawn through lege's invitation to become healer until he joined up some sort of freak time its president. Dr. Joseph L. with the Methodists, start- warp. Knutson has agreed to stay ed a college in Tulsa, and on another year as the bought a few Junior College A Fargo Forum was found college continues its search All-Americans. Our Presi- with the date of April 1, for his replacement. dent, Reverend Rose Too 1984. It included two stories Soon, used to be kinda wild, related to Discordia. The The other news item ap- too. They even called him a stories read as follows: peared on the Sports Page: heretic until he joined the Lutheran Church. After Discordia Appoints New The Streakers of Too that, it was easy to start up Regent Soon University downed the a little college and put Discordia Clobbers basket- together this magnificent The Reverend Rose Too ball team by a score of basketball machine." Soon, President of Too Soon 122-37 last night. The loss University, has been was Discordia's 90th in a Nothing else was found in appointed as the newest row, capping Coach Sonny the capsule to indicate that Over 400 graduates were left looking for their diplomas member of the Discordia Gullible s 30th losing sea- Discordia underwent any when the misadministration this week postponed Board of Regents, college son change between 1974 and commencement. Details below. officials announced today. 1984. Concensus opinion a- In a press conference mong college administrators The Reverend Soon, for- after the game, Coach Gulli- who were interviewed was, Track meet preempts merly an itinerant evange- ble said, "We shouldn't 'a "Good!1* list from Korea, joined the been in the same gym with Lutheran Church nine years the Streakers. When we graduation exercises
A track meet scheduled in the Minority Auditorium has forced Commencement exercises to be postponed from the May 5 date originally set, high Discordia officials said Wednesday. An official D-400 misexplanation of the schedule slip-up said the conflict was caused by a disagreement in D-400 over who should reserve the fieldhouse for commencement. The incident carried overtones of a political power struggle among Discordia misadministrators, whose time is now fully occupied looking for new interior decorations for the misadministration building. Sources refused to com- ment further, denying that any of the D-400 distaff had requested brass doorknockers, leather windowframes, or an oval office. Economy measures had also entered into the misadmin- istration's decision to delay commencement, said spokes- man Morose Lemmingsburg. He outlined the alternative graduation plan just hammered in during secret talks among officials this week. "We thought the best thing to do would be to hold commencement next fall at the same time as Freshman ornamentation and convacation," he said,"that way we save i the cost of having two speakers and printing up two Pretty Boy' Ellenstein prime separate programs/1 This paper saving on programs was deemed necessary by Lemmingsburg as "an ecological move that is desperately suspect in cash stashing caper needed if we are to fend off the paper shortage now facing us."(See PAPER SHORTAGE, page 6 of this issue.) "Incredible, absolutely preposterpreposter-- incrings in the matter this coming week, Misadministration plans also dealt with the problem of ous"-- those were the words of a naming Eddie 'Pretty Boy' Ellenstein those seniors who are left without a degree for the summer Discordia College administrator in as principle suspect in the case. and are looking for work. reaction to charges leveled by Student "This is the most brilliant part of the plan," Lemmings- Association president David Ding- A Student Association spokesman,* burg said. "The senior class will be contracted to dig the Dong in connection with the myster- in a tightly worded statement indica- swimming pool for credit under independent study ious disappearance of $55,000 in Stu- ted that there is evidence supporting programs, probably through the Fizzicle Education dent Life Center funds. the charges against Ellenstein, includ- Department. ing the possibility of a witness who has -He saw an added benefit in the boost this project would Mr. Dong contends that he first knowledge directly tracing the funds give to Misplacement figures, hopefully bringing them suspected the possibility of embezzle- to the Development Office. He refused closer to 100 percent than ever before in Discordia's ment after a luncheon meeting with to give any further details of the history. D-400 Secretary Don Pierceman. His evidence. This week's mis-statement helped to clear up the suspicions were confirmed after a confusion stemming from rumors that had been circulating thorough check of debits and credits — In his formal announcement of the through the library... by college comptroller D. Smedstern. missing funds. President Ding-Dong The check revealed an unaccounted pointed to two major concerns over the Through an information leak in the Food Service, withdrawal for that sum. disappearance; first, he maintains that students had reportedly discovered that Mrs. Passingstab- this is evidence that "nothing is ski, the Food Service Mis-director, was planning to spend College President Joseph Knutsberg absolutely sacred, no position upon graduation weekend at Fort Lauderdale. denied knowledge of such a deficit, this campus is above reproach. We find declaring,"My administration will to- the long fingers of crime winding their Initially shocked, mis-speculation had gone so far as to' lerate no underhanded dealings, and way even to the upper levels of our suggest that the D-400 Club was buying Starve Hamburger I'm positive that we will get to the college/' he said. franchises in an effort to "beef-up" meals planned for bottom of this." Knutsburg, after who graduates and their apparents during graduation week- the Life Center will be named ex- Secondly, Ding pointed out that the end. pressed an almost obsessive desire to stolen funds had been ear-marked for wash his hands of the entire affair. the little girls rooms*,'and until they Discordia College President Joseph Knutsberg was at are returned, the building will have the hairdressers and not available for comment, but his According to reliable sources within "incomplete facilities, so to speak." wife said she knew for sure that if the situation had the college, Student Association in- anything to do with roomers, the President would Dean of the College, Saul Lovre, definitely have something to saty. tends to bring formal court proceed- was unavailable for comment. Page 2 April 26, 1974
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Since my childhood, I've been taught to always obey signs. I've come across signs that told me to stop, signs that told me to stay out, stay in, go right, go left, be good, be careful, and be quieUThe latter occuring most often in the library reading room. Although I don't feel that absolute silence in the Library reading room is of such great importance—when the sign says,"Silent Zone"--I remain silent. When the sign says,"listen to the silence'*-- I listen. This absolute obedience, though, can be quite difficult at times. One evening, after a "meal" of pork chops at the commons, I decided to go to the library and read awhile. I passed the desk and headed in the Silent Zone", on my tip-toes, widening my stance so my pant legs wouldn't brush together as I walked, when I suddenly realized that I was going to burp! Ordinarily this wouldn't have posed a problem, but I knew this wasn't going to be your average pork chop burp.(Those weren't average pork chops). It was too late to turn back, my hands were full of books so I couldn't cover it up with my hand, and if I threw the books down, I'd surely make a noise. My only course of action was clear. I closed my eyes, ears, nose, and mouth and forcibly supressed the burp. I was safe. The "Bad Little Boy " Award of this week is awarded to the Midwest Patrolman who decided that campus rules I found a table and started to read. I became so involved did not apply to him. May we reiterate? No Parking for in the reading that I failed to realize my supressed burp had students, No Parking for Cops...Naughty, naughty!! found an ulterior(posterior) method of escape. By the time this fact dawned on me, I was faced with another crisis. This one even more serious. (I again remind you of my meal). I couldn't get up and leave, my weight and the chair were the only things that had saved me so far. I was locked in a stale mate, internal persuasion and psychological stamina bartering cheek to cheek. To the Editor Well, I'm proud to say, that my psychological stamina won in the end and it also solved my problem. My hearing is a little plugged so I can't tell when I'm making any noise now, and best of all, my sight is so fogged over that I can't friends the truth you heard read si ns To the Kditor: sonally by Roug Pillars, our * - Leave Stay about them from me. state representative from Moorhead. The Discordian is published randomly by a group of On my recent visit to Rose Too Soon f-srr nge people who have axes to grind. The Supreme Court Fargo-Moorhead, I was And then last weekend, decision notwithstanding, we will neverreveal our sources shocked to hear the report when I was sitting in my on this one. that C o n c o r d i a Chapel room, just quietly listening speakers preach heresy, or to my gospel team's record- All of the copy, exce.pt advertising, is untrue, or at lea? I what might be termed near- Redneck ings, some, some, some... inl worse) satire. We offer it as a final vendetta against hcrosy. It was said by some darn rascals (pardon the everyone, but only in fun and no one should take any (hat although no speaker harsh language, but I'm offense. Any half-truths are in the eyes and minds of the actually said anything here- very upset) came in singing 1 eholder. Any resemblance to persons living or dead > tical, none denied the ru- is sore some filthy song about "Soli surely intentional. mors that they are heretics, I'm a third year freshman Deo Gloria" or some dis- ll is self-evident that some here at Discordia and I'm gusting foreign talk like u ho attend chapel services getting sick and tired of the that. believe things no Christian cheapie shots that every should believe, so the chapel student government has There's just no respect on speakers must be heretics. took at this fine institution. this campus. I went to bed Ever since my rabbi in West at 8:30 p.m. last Saturday Do not be led astray by Burlap, North Dakota re- and some rufians came in false prophets! I am almost commended this school to and started throwing my ashamed to be a supporter me, I've knew that this was Massey-Ferguson blow-up The Concordian of Our President, Richard the place for me. tractor around and they Nixon, since so many chapel punctured it. My uncle gave Kditor: Susan Gruss speakers also claim to be. I walk across campus and me that on my 20th birth- Business Manager: Tim Price They mix in the truth with people laugh at my crew day, and it was very special Associate Kditor: Diane Stockman to me. Managing Kditor: Brad K. M utschelknaus their false doctrines this cut, some even shouting, way. . "Eight ball in the corner pocket" as I walk by. This I really believe in this I urge yo'u, do not attend isn't what I expect at a good school--like my pa said, Ans& Knu»rlainment I'am Am.mondson chapel services. When you school like tjiis one is like I "Roscow, Discordia is for go to chapel, you become expect it should be. Tom Graham you." He said, that just Sports another statistic for them to before the combine sucked throw around, as though There are times wjien me Student Affairs Diane Stockman his head up the shoot. Them you actually believe what and my sisters just get were my dad's last words, they are saying in chapel. together in a lounge some Photography Steve hesby and I'm just writing this place and cry all night. I tell letter to let everybody know Copy Editor Barry Leece I have not attended cha- her about my crew cut, and she tells me how people that I'm .ready to punch pel, and those who brought anybody that wants to ar- Compugraphic Susan Olson me these shameful reports laugh at her pony tail and have not been to chapel bobby socks. It's terrible. gue- Martha Bunday Just so's nobody thinks Mae La Rose either. I guess you will have to let these speakers have And tiien, the guys in the I'm kidding, I'll-give you my Circulation Manager Debby Anderson their say in the name of dormitory are always doing telephone number so that freedom of speech, but you things to my Nixon-Agnew anybody can call me and should boycott their meet- campaign posters. These reserve time to get punch- ings in the name of Christian posters are dear to me-- in ed. Here's my number-- charity, and tell all your fact, they were signed per- 299-3003. April 26, 1974 Page 3 iscordia outh ....what a way to go
A good share of the time all we hear about off-campus living is the stuff about window- less basements, motherly landlords, and leaky ceilings. In retaliation to this, The Discordian would like to give you a look at Discordia South- where off-campus living is dishwashers, air-conditioning and 24 hour intervisitation. Discordia South is actually 1114 27th Ave. S., a Sam Skaff building with 18 apartments. According to the building manager, Bob Parent, 14 of those units are rented to Discordia students. Walking through the halls is like being back on campus, but behind the doors its a completely different life style.
All major appliances are included by the landlord, but beyond that, the decor is up to the individuals. Tastes vary, budgets vary, and the end result is a wide difference in the way apartments are furnished- some we could show you, and some we can't. The Discordian photographer who caught these shots claims that everything was pretty quiet the afternoon they were taken, but added that he saw some real potential for college living at its best within those walls. He did catch a few shots of the residents there, all of whom look harmless by day- but the stories they tell of those inhuman beasts after dark are enough to tingle your spine. Discordia South, where the deer and the antelope play — Page 4 April 26, 1974 f FORD MUSTANG "I VD Day heralds new eta of intervisitation i 6 7 Convertible " 66,000 miles | 8-track tape " Automatic transmission Victory in Dorm Day aims for 1977 I $750 I call 299-3434 J A major breakthrough As of fall 1977, students the college squirm. When I dered. Students must not was made last night at at Discordia will be able to was in school, they were let this new-found freedom ii Job Helps" Discordia College when the sit in the chairs of the always after the conserva- go to their heads." Hoard of Rccents unani- dormitory lounges and com- tive loan people. Well, I mously voted in favor of municate with each other as promised them a lot of Among the guidelines send for new booklet-$3 allowing 24 hours of inter- real human beings. Chair- money to reverse their posi- hinted at by Handsome visitation in Discordian person of the Board of tion. Apparently it work- were sign-in/sign-out priv- Need help finding a lounges. Recents Paul Handsome ex- ed." ileges for the chairs and the job? Send today for help plained that the board has couches in the lounges. New ful guide of proven testec NEED QAS MUNEY finally seen the light and President of the Discordia lights must also be installed, methods for getting a job. we'll pay you realized that some of their Student Association, David said Handsome, so that S5O.36-S76.16 for 16 hrs. demands on students had Ding-Dong, reacted favor- there is enough light to faci- work a month,1! weekend] been a bit out of touch. able to the board's decision. litate the students in signing Send $3 to interested call Dong was quoted in a recent their names to the paper. Shafer Employment,Box Mr. Murphy a t t h e The biggest battle of the conversation as saying," We 1944 Fargo, N.D. Armv Reserve 235-3964 students power struggle in want to thank the Board of Victory dances to cele- Discordia's history was won Recents for making all this brate the breakthrough when the regents allowed possible. It has saved our were considered by Prudent this measure to pass. The administration a lot of time Seductions Commissioner proposal was initially made and effort. We were willing Lob Dommerstein, but Town and Country]by J. P. Wiggenfeather, a to give all the tokenism we plans were quickly squelch- new member of the Board of could muster to get these ed as President Knutrock Recents and a Concordia programs adopted...and stepped in to remind the Flowers grad during the turbulent here they took care of the fledgling PS Commissioner 60's. Wiggenfeather had whole problem. We can now that it was still Lent. PLENTY OF PARKING announced last month that concentrate on more impor- he was contemplating be- tant matters. When Hid you Student Strike Leader DELIVERY SERVICE stowing a grant on Concor- say the Alumni dinner was, Ray Leiersgrodovitch led dia for the amount of Mike?" the dissident student body 1301 2nd Street South $440,000. Board members in demanding that blankets have been partial to Wig- be available to all students Moo rhead 233-1323 genfeather's way of thinking The Board of Recents planning to use the lounges since he made the pro- decided in favor of 1977 for after midnight."It is about nouncement. the target for implementa- time, " said Leiersgrodo- tion of the new program. vitch /'that student services When asked why he chose Handsome explained, "We start meeting student to make the grant to Discor- have to establish certain needs. With the energy dia College, Wiggenfeather guidelines. After all, Dis- crunch, it is even more smiled and explained that he cordia has certain moral crucial that we keep our had "always wanted to make codes wh:*»h must be consi- students warm." The Bored of Recents struck down Leiersgrodo- For A Round Square Meal..... vitch's proposal. As one board member put it, "We can't afford to throw all our morals out the window for a TOM'S PIZZA mere $440,000." 108 5th St. S. 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Commission of the Student sota District which he will Association, are planning a share with the gathering. free banquet and public Two versions of the revela- don't squeeze the catalog lecture on the topic, "The tion were received. One New Future of the Unifica- from the Missouri Synod tion Church," to be held at and the other in the form of the Cobber Manor. a newsletter from the Sou- thern Baptist Theological The latest and most serious in a lonj line of misshortages ST Seminary Unnamed sour- will hit Discordia next fall. Dean of ! Itudent Mis-Services Pastor Low blow Almond David Bendsomeski said this week. 237-7700 has received a revelation ces in the revelations ac- cused the Reverend Rose Too Soon, leader of the Uni- In guidelines released to the student body at that time, fication Church, of being a the Stumbling Personnel Office set forth a rationing system Mandy's Quick Clean closet heretic. Since no one for toilet paper to be used in all dorms next year. Self Service Laundry who has heard Soon speak £ C has ever heard a heresy, The guidelines call for floot supervisors to handle the Dry 10 Wash 25 only his most dedicated conservation of toilet paper, suggesting that all rolls in followers know this true evil reserve be locked up and made available to students on a 1 day dry cleaning service ironing needs beliefs. Naturally, they sign-in, sign-out basis only. deny everything. Moorhead Brookdale 236-7032 This paper misshortage was brought on, according to open 8:00 A.M. 9:00 to 6:00 Members of the Fargo Bendsomeski, by "a combination of three things." U nification Church are re- to Saturday ported as making arrange- "First you have your national shortage, we just don't 9:00 P.M. & ments to conduct a cam- have the resources that we once did." SUNDAYS paign to discourage anyone Monday thru Friday from giving dignity to the "Next, we have to deal with the problem of priorities. Concordia proceedings by Obviously we have to have diplomas. The graduates look his attendance. forward to the diploma as an achievement after four years $ 98 of hard work. Understandably, they want thier diplomas Complete Stock of 5 IP's printed on paper." Moons shining "Now it comes down to this, that someone is going to $ have to give up something during this paper shortage. We AT 3.99 can't always have everything we would like to have. So if it over Discordia comes down to a matter of a degree of comfort or an FOR THE LATEST RELEASES academic degree, then that decision will have to be made." Now that streaking is striking out, mooning is Several emergency measures have been adopted to help ANDFARGO'SLARGESTSELECTION ; beaming in. deal with the problem.Bendsome added. He cited the ordering of several thousand back issues of Sears and SHOP You all know how the Roebuck catalogs "for emergency use only" and plans for a arrival of the spring season new cornfield behind East Complex as two of the many often brings about unusual plans now moving toward completion. and impulsive adventures. Broadway Music Well, one night the moon He urged all students to look for ways they could cut light really left its mark. down on toilet paper misconsumption, suggesting volun- tary field trips to Buffalo Park and the formation of a 119 Broadway 293-9555 While innocently visiting Prohibition Mis league to boost morale and unite the student miseffort in this area. Sat. 9.30 to S: 30 with friends in a dorm room we were greeted by two jubilant voices outside our suggested they try it. The the single most outstanding window. In the midst of our other girl voluntarily ac- fallability of glass all over conversation we got to dis- cepted her challenge with the ground. We,too, tum- cussing the rapid disappear- much enthusiasm. As she bled down only with uncon- ance of the streaking craze. proceeded with the act, her trollable laughter. This led up to the topic of judgement proved to be mooning. One of our friends improperly calculated. Being that we have gone outside the window jokingly !!!CRASH!!! There it was. through two windows in less than four months, we were wondering if anyone would consider contributing to our cause by sending donations The Air Force Pilot in care of "Mooning Money" P.O. 3399, Concordia Col- has it made* lege. Kathleen Reiten Air Force ROTC Nancy Betlach Editor: "Mooning" is the ex- will help you make it posure of the lower part of the anatomy...sort of a half- Here's how. streak. Beautiful from any angle If you qualify, the Air Force ROTC will give lAIso let us help you pick out you free flying lessons. It'll be in a Cessna 150— Peavey Standard you're started towards the day when you'll solo graduation gifts. 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University Drive April 26, 1974 Page 7 Fjelstad buried alive in Meistersinger premiere their time could be better The Discordia College tination, the three gospel rehearsals were begun a Mannix Concert Choir last Sunday teamers re-appear in the week ago in the Library's spent watching old reruns of evening gave its gala pre- third act and accuse old Reserve Reading Room. miere performance of a new Johansson of being a secret Critics (including this au- J S. Bach oratorio "Die Meistersinger follower oT Rose Too Soon. thor) have noted a remark- von Fjelstad." The work In the effervescent finale, able similarity between this was commissioned, compos- they stone the janitor as the production and Dr. Peajay's ed, produced, directed, and entire student body joins in two other major works videotaped by the Discordia the rousing chorus "Praise "Yowza, Massa, I Can Sing, Choir's impresario-in-resi- the Lord and Pass Some Too" and "La Forza del dence, Dr. Paul Peajay. Bigger Boulders." The clo- Discordia." sing scene sees Brunnhilde The setting for "Die Meis- releasing her old flame to When asked to comment tersinger von Fjelstad" is, the waiting Rev. Soon, who on the contention that "Fjel- as the title implies, the old, carried the fallen Johansson stad" may, in actuality, be brooding Gothic mansion triumphantly into Valhalla an opera instead of an ora- Fjelstad-on-Rhine. Set in on the back of a charging torio, Dr. Peajay said, "It's the 1980's, the plot revolves white Cadillac. an oratorio because I say it around Siegfried Johansson, is. Nobody better disagree." We're still with you, Johann. Debate has swirled a- His remarks underscored a wrinkled, long-forgotten the dissention which this janitor unemployed and un- round "Die Meistersinger The world of fine music: From Bach, or before, to washed since the Nixon von Fjelstad" ever since production has sparked in Kecission of 1974. Forced by the music department Stravinsky, and after. So much to draw on. So w here several instructors little of it heard any more — on other local stations. circumstances to flee his reportedly boycotted the hermit-like existence in the premiere, believing that Us? We broadcast classical music "from early basement of Fjelstad, Jo- morning to late evening. hansson prowls the upper floors of the dormitory Highlights: Live broadcasts of the Minnesota building, terrorizing young Orchestra. Concert performances of the Boston, freshmen girls as he sings Cleveland, and Philadelphia orchestras, the St. the unforgettable aria Paul Chamber Orchestra. Renowned European "Some Are Male And Oth- ers Ain't." ensembles. International festivals. Music, music, music — the world's finest. Narrowly escaping death At one spot on your dial .. . at the hands of three gospel teamers, Johansson leaves KCCM-FM 91.1 the dormitory to the lilting Listener-supported strains of the sad recitative "Now Shall I Slink Unto Proxy's Pond." As he is about to throw himself into the waters in despair, Jo- hansson discovers his es- F M SYMPHONY tranged mistress Brunn- hilde and takes refuge in her SIGVALD THOMPSON - Conductor arms. Brunnhilde, who has maneuvered and connived her way up to the post of Thompson Year Finale with support of the Academic Dean, takes pity on the bearded wretch, NOW7:00 & 9:00 North Dakota State Arts Council soothing his troubled brow rSat.& Sun at 2:00, 2:00,^ with the memorable love 4:30, 7:00 & 9:.'J0 song "Tonight I Am Yours Pass/Fail." Gone is the romance GILBERT AND SULLIVAN that was so divine. Following the intermis- A LA CARTE sion, Johansson and his Forty-four reunited lover purge the ROB6RT R6DFORD beautifullFREEy decorate! d pages Discordia campus, esta- for all your remembrances Allan Lokos, Producer - Director blishing a reign of profligacy mifl FARROW . . . engagement, showers, and license in their wake. wedding and honeymoon . . . Under their tutelage the hard bound in textured white Religion Commissioner doffs fabric. Free with your SUNDAY his clothes and streaks to Keepsake Diamond Ring. Fargo and back, singing the GR<., charming passage "This is GRT/8V APRIL 28 the Real Me." 4 PM However, as if by predes- eet>sake REGISTERED JL DIAMOND RINGS I Concordia Memorial Coburn - T. Savalas - B. Spenger Special Terms For Students "A REASON TO LIVE Auditorium A REASON TO DIE!" SAT. SUN. 1 - 3 - WEST ACRES AL PACINO SERPICO" IHWIUMK LMI K Paul Newman and Robert Bedford ((Admission Free Eve. 7:00-9:30 Who cares if Young Lutherans save money John Wayne in on insurance ? Eve. 7:05-9:30 WE DO I American Graffiti EVe. 7:15-9:20 GARY 8AUVE SAT. SUN. MATS. 2:15 Lutheran Brotherhood Fraternal insurance for Lutherans The confessions of a necrophile "DERANGED" "Eve. 7:30 - 9:05 2513-South 9th Street Fargo SAT. SUN. MATS. 2:00 293-0073 Letters to the Editor you should know concerning ate their attire and their the discerning of true be- trousers should be worn at Harken! ye lievers. You must develop the knees. Do not give heed the disability to spot a to the idea that Christianity heretic without any fore- is an inward change result- peacocks... thought. This is an area in ing from the death and which you must not be resurrection of a man claim- My Dear Phellow Farisees: narrow-minded; you must ing to be God. Rather it be close-minded. Following reveals itself in a consistent Congratulations to you are a list of guidelines to outward lifestyle which can from our leader Egophitus help you develop tunnel be easily misidentified. for the great misunder- vision. standing you've spread on For more tips on spotting the Discordia Campus. First, don't associate with hosts of pharisites, send for sinners. How can you expect our free package of soul Guard yourselves against to keep yourselves clean if manippulation resources, being Moonstruck with fear, you take time to interact including the Reversed Sub- FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE hate and Confucius. This is with those less fortunate standard Vision, more best undone by either vio- than yourselves? Second, flashy buttons,a "how to" lent attacks in word or those who are true believers booklet on advanced Bible misprint. Mighty fortress can be spotted by their banging,(a special Ole-roll- OPEN DAILY walls must be built between fruites(some have gone ba- ing translation for Norwe- ourselves and the enemies if nanas and others are nuts). gians is available), and a we want to keep our fragile There shall be no evidence tape of our new recording faith intact. It depends on of suffering, self-denial or including the following you. Defend our faith. De- poverty amongst us. After hymn: 7 AM to 11PM all, we are called to bear fend our God. He needs it. If Coupons in this ad vafid Apr. 24 thru Apr. 30 any of you have sinned this jewel-studded crosses not Just as I am, with every semester, let him toil in those splintery wooden plea prayer to the end that he things, are we not? For all the time I spend ••^••••••••••••••H may stand before the Holy for Thee One and not kneel in humil- Another sure sign of be- Because I work I came to ity. Be ashamed of the lievers is the outward con- be Gospel, but be seen praying, sistency of their emotions. Accepted as a pharisee. |BUTTER-NUT giving, yea, even holy-roll- They will constantly be smi- ing. Do your works in public ling for they now have no 2LB. that others will glorify you. problems. A myriad of "re- Yours sincerely, Dr. C. MePray TIN ligious" buttons will decor- :COFFEE * There are some things Good Apr. 24-Apr. 30 Ma kin' it Natural on a Batavus (Holland) BUDDIG'SMOKED Arctic (France) 1 or Star (Japan) iSLICED Good Apr. 24-Apr. 30 Bicycle from COUPO I I • RUFFNECK • VA LB. 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