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4-16-1991

The Grizzly, April 16, 1991

Krishni Patrick

Erika Compton

Sara Jacobson

Gina Solensky

Megan Mendte

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Part of the Cultural History Commons, Higher Education Commons, Liberal Studies Commons, Social History Commons, and the United States History Commons Click here to let us know how access to this document benefits ou.y Authors Krishni Patrick, Erika Compton, Sara Jacobson, Gina Solensky, Megan Mendte, Katherine Grim, Terri Johnson, Chris Major, Judd Woytek, Tim Driscoll, Kathleen Walton, Tonya Ugoretz, Steven Grubb, Dennis Moir, Laura Zobel, Mark Hallinger, Neil Schafer, and Eric Bleickardt THeOnegeG rizzly Serving the Ursinus community since 1978 Publishing the truth from good motives and for justifiable ends Volume 22 Number 20 -Alexander Hamilton April 16, 1991 Alcohol Policy Changes Discussed BY ERIKA COMPTON ReiDlert Fire Breaks would be required at a party larger eliminated or cut back, there Assitant News Editor than 30 people. would be a greater risk of drunk On April 8 the first of several driving. Hessinger also stressed a Sorority Rush Next year Ursinus' alcohol policy meetings to garner student opinion Up may be a stricter one. Recent stiffer penalty is necessary for was held by the Committee. Over those publicly drunk. court cases and changes in two hundred students attended Pennsylvania state law have Most students agreed with stiffer Deliberate or Accidental along with representative members fmes fmes for public drunkenness. increased the liability of colleges of the Committee. nationwide for their student But those who don't drink to Houghton Kane, Dean of Student Still Unknown drinkers, particularly those excess shouldn't be deprived of Life, began the meeting stressing their fun. underage. Thus the Campus Life for minor smoke inhalation by the Ursinus "must position itself legally Several suggestions were made BY SARA JACOBSON Committee is considering and where it should be." Kane Trappe amoulance company modifying the current policy to by those at the meeting. One was Assistant Arts and Entertainment explained his two main areas of Editor An investigation into the cause deal with these developments. for "real counseling." Some people concern. Firstly,"Society is of the fire is continuing with the The current policy states that no have gone through the program, There are fue alarms at the becoming strident in its demand COllegeville Police department and and it hasn't helped. Another Ursinus College dorms all the drinking is allowed by people on college campuses in alcohol fire company in conjunction with possibility is to have an open party time. Some are caused by pranks, under 21 years old. One suggestion awareness" stated Kane. Enough both Ursinus Security and the in Reimert, with a permanent cigarette smoke, burned food, and for the new policy is to offer instances of violent acts and Pennsylvania State Fire Marshal. security person on patrol. Also, the even shower steam .. Every once in counseling to students who need it. drunkenness have occurred to While Collegeville Fire idea of having a bartender to a while, however, the fire is real. Those found under the influence make Kane question the policies. Department Chief Dennis Parker watch people and help out if they On Thursday, April 11, at of alcohol will be given the option Also, most importantly, he stressed comments, "the cause is get abusively drunk was discussed. approximately 8:30, a fue broke of either disciplinary action the legal area; it is a crime for undetermined at this point," the One student stressed the out in the Reimert mail room. determined by the J-Board, or a those under 21 to drink. idea that the fue was not responsibility and awareness has to The ftre occurred in a cleaning program run by the counseling Kane then opened up the floor accidental has been given come from students themselves. cart sitting in the mail room, which office. Also, there is the possibility for student comment. Several consideration. Official speculations "We have to take it upon is kept locked during the evenings. of a strong penalty for drunken issues arose. Junior Rodney range from a stray cigarette to an ourselves ... and compromise Damage has been estimated as students. Students could be fined Hessinger first brought up the intentional act. The focus that the ourselves, that's what it takes." minimal because the fire was $25.00 for possession of acohol, concern that a stricter alcohol fue may not have been accidental contained to the cart and the mail which includes alcohol in a policy would force students off The entire matter will be possibly comes from the fact that room. Since there is always the person's room. There is also a campus. He said that college discussed in more detail, and the the Reimert mail room is locked at threat of a fire spreading, Reimert chance of having more organized parties are part of the social Campus Life Committee will night. Says Brian McCullough, was immediately evacuated by parties. Two student sponsors experience. If parties were inform the students and work with Director of Ursinus Security, "my security and the resident assistants. them through the revisions. hope is that it was accidental, but The building was particularly all indicators are that it may not Economics crowded since the incident have been." While no suspects coincided with the ftrst official Conference Held Faculty Evaluates Frat have appeared to surface yet, Mr. sorority rush parties of the season. Ten COlleges and universities McCullough has indicated that the Students were not allowed to were represented at the Second names of people who may know Pledges Performance reenter Reimert for approximately Annual Undergraduate Economics who started the fire have been two hours. Conference held at Ursinus BY KRISHNI PATRICK able to maintain their high turned over to the police. Chief The Collegeville ftre company College on Saturday, April 13. The Editor-in-Chief standing in their semester grades. Parker conflfJTled this, saying, "we and police department and Trappe day-long program included Still discouraging was the fact that are talking to people." ambulance and ftre company discussions on economic The results of a subjective no other fraternity was able to Even though the fire was responded to the alarm with a development, microeconomic faculty evaluation on fraternity maintain their pre-pledge academic contained to a small area, due to total of six vehicles. While there issues, international economics, pledges academic performance standing. the quick action of local were no serious injuries, Mark country studies, the savings and have been released. This is the Kane predicts the two authorities, Ursinus Security, and Lowenberg, who attempted to put loan crisis, and regulating the second year pledge classes have fraternities will probably receive Resident Assistants, the reality the ftre out with an emergency insurance industry. been scrutinized in this manner some kind of "reward" in terms of remains that at least 240 people's extinguisher before the local Brian Dittenhafer '64 president and is part of the Campus Life greater pledging time, and the lives were endangered by the fue. authorities responded, was treated of the Federal Home Loan Bank Committee's attempt to examine fraternities with poor performance The investigation is continuing. of New York, pjesented the the pledging program. This year may be penalized for their inability keynote address, entitled 'The forty eight faculty members (61%) to keep their grades up. Origins of Deposit Insurance and responded. One other positive result of this Results of Faculty Evaluations the S&L Crisis. For each academic course, each year's evaluation in Kane's eyes is Ursinus faculty who participated pledge was given a score of "2" if the high participation of the of Fraternity Pledges in the panel presentations included the pledge's performance improved faculty. A frequent criticism of this faculty evaluation is that they are Dr. Bernard Lentz who chaired during pledging, "I" if the 1990 Pledging 1991 Pledging the microeconomics panel and performance remained the same, anti-pledging and would be unable roundtable faculty discussion of and "0" if the performance to rate any fraternities postively. the insurance industry; Dr. deteriorated during pledging. This year's results prove otherwise. Zeta Chi .85 Pi Omega Delta 1.38 Heather O'Neil, chair of the The highlight of this year's Still pending are the results of Delta Mu Sigma .73 Zeta Chi report was the improvement of changes in fraternity pledges' 1.17 international economics panel; and Beta Sigma Lamba .65 Delta Pi Sigma Dr. Andrew Economopoulis, two fraternity pledge classes grade point averages. Once the .70 faculty discussant of the savings academic performance, Pi Omega semester is complete these Alpha Phi Epsiolon .64 Delta Mu Sigma .66 and loan crisis. Delta and Zeta Chi. Houghton statistics will be compiled. The Pi Omega Delta .61 Alpha Phi Epsilon .62 Kane, Dean of Student Life, Campus Life Committee will then Ursinus senior economics and Sigma Rho Lambda .59 Beta Sigma Lambda .52 business administration majors congratulates the pledges and use both evaluations to address Delta Pi Sigma .54 who participated include Phil pledge class leaders of these two what changes should be made in Alpha Phi Omega .44 Schubert, microeconomic issues fraternities for their success. Kane, the pledging of the fraternities Alpha Phi Omega .53 Sigma Rho Lambda .31 and John J.Leahey, regulating the who supervised the evaluation, whose pledge classes have poor insurance industry. hopes the two fraternities will be academic performances. The Grizzly Page 2 Advertisements April 16, 1991- Employers, Businesses Individuals, Advertise in The Grizzly

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U.S.G.A. Minutes April 3, 1991 .Conflict and Creativity: COMMITIEE REPORTS: An investigative Committee will be forming to look into where the money is going from the Student The Wismer Renovations ProTheatre Does it Again Activities Fee. If anyone is Committee is concerned that once interested in serving on this the new Ca'llpus Center is committee, please see Judd BY MEGAN MENDTE material, I was relieved when the (Alan McCabe), the little man in completed, students will not use immediately. the room. They decided that an lights went out to introduce the the closet, was a brilliant writer; Dean Kane thought the Alcohol advertising board is needed for the Conflict and Creativity: An next play, Reasonable Circulation. but he was deformed and ugly. Policy Meeting held last Monday cafeteria (NO MORE FLYERS!!) Evening of One-Act Plays was Reasonable Circulation,:! People laughed and ridiculed him went very well. He was pleased to announce upcoming events on presented by Ursin us's ProTheatre comedy, was a little more my his whole life. Todd (Keith Strunk) that so many students attended to campus. Some of the committee's on April 9th through the 13th at speed. It was centered around a found him in an alley and used voice their opinions. Another ideas include: a good stereo 7:30 p.m. in Ritter center. The regional circulation office in New him to become a famous writer. meeting will be held on Tuesday, system, cable T.V. for "Monday three plays in order of York City. Colleen Casciano and Gene's only wish is to have a April 16, at 4:30 p.m. for all night Football," newspapers performance were Calm 'Down Sloane Gibb played the offlce beautiful woman love him for concerned students. available for sale, and waitresses Mother by Megan Terry, gossips, while Eric Foellrner played himself and ignore his physical Inductions will be held for the for Zack's. Reasonable Circulation by P J. a gay actor named John Trainor deformities. He threatens not to new U.S.GA. and class officers on The J-Board announced that Barry, and The Author's Voice by who was Moonlighting as a typist. write anymore unless Todd surveys will be going out for the Tuesday, April 23, at 4 p.m. Richard Greenberg. Demanding Norman Kent, their seduces Portia (Kristen Schwarz) Academic Honesty Policy Some time before the semester The first play, Calm Down racist boss, was played by Bob with Gene's poetic words. Sadly, concerning "what is and what isn't is over the U.S.GA. Executive Mother was performed by Monica Lane, while his new assistant Portia wants to sleep with Todd cheating?" Board is going 0 revise the de la Hoya, Leslie Caskill and Marta was played by Beth anyway and rips her dress off at The Health Service Surveys Constitution. Due to the many Marion Kellogg. An avante-garde Schneider. As they all go on and the first sign of Todd's advances were collected, and results will be changes that have occurred over drama, the play went through on about their individual problems, (At this point, the little boy in the announced at the next U.S.GA. the last couple years, the Board several three minute pieces. The it becomes evident that no one is front row slid onto the floor.) meeting. feels the Constitution needs to be three women played different · really listening to anyone else. This Gene becomes enraged and shows NEW BUSINESS: updated. characters in each. The ideas of play moved along at a fast, but himself to her. After explaining Congratulations to Jodi The next U.S.GA. meeting is becoming a woman, taking control enjoyable pace with everyone him to Portia as an intruder, Todd Fosbenner on her new office to scheduled for Wednesday, April of your own body and breaking talking at once and over each attacks Gene and forces him to U.S.GA. The Executive Board 17, at 7:30 p.m., in the Wismer away from tradition were other. The interaction of the write a book, which he does. Only appointed her as the Committee Parent's Lounge. Hope to see you portrayed in each. Although I characters was wonderful. I after it is published does he tell Coordinator. She will be in charge there. listened intently to understand the especially loved John Trainors' Todd that he plagiarized the entire of appointing people to their meaning of the play, I couldn't (ERc Foellrner) disgusted looks thing. I thoroughly enjoyed this committees and contact members Respectfully submitted, help but notice a little boy of and Coleen's (Coleen Casciano) play. The relationship between to learn committee reports. Gina Solensky about 10 years old sinking lower habit of teasing her hair Todd and Gene was wonderful. and lower into his front row seat incessantly. Not only was it well They seemed to love and hate out of sheer embarrassment. I written, it was well performed. I each other at the same time. It couldn't blame him. I was also a was pleased I hadn't left with the was a great performance. little uncomfortable. Having people next to me after the first Overall, I was pleased with brought my mother along to show play. Conflict and Creativity. However, her how great Ursinus is, I sat After intermission, The Author's I think it would have been more through Calm Down Mother with Voice was performed. Keith effective to have Calm Down Global my wan mother staring at me as if Strunk, a lecturer of Mother in the middle instead of at to say, "What is this?" Communication Arts, played a the beginning. I think it would Hopefully, I was alone in my handsome author who couldnit have been better to open with the confusion because despite the really write at all. He had a little comedy, to start off lighter. I also Perspective absurdity of the material, the three man living in his closet who wrote believe that the plays should be performers carried out the for him, making him famous. rated ahead of time so that numerous character transitions Kristen Schwarz played his parents know whether not to bring The ~oviet Union's President BY CASSANDRA B. YUTZY with an energy that was admirable. publisher. A cross between their children. Luckily my mother Mikhail S. Gorbachev, last week, Whether it was my own lack of Phantom of the Opera and ~ and I decided not to bring my announced an "anti-crisis" World imagination or the quality of the de Burgerac, The Author's Voice little sister along. It was obviously program. The program includes a was my favorite of the night. Gene not for young eyes. The u.s. began air dropping ban on strikes and street emergency supplies to Kurdish demonstrations and imposes harsh refuges last week. The 280,000 economic sanctions against Student Dies While Elevator Surfing refuges have been is·llated in the rebellious republics. (CPS) - An Indiana State Apparently Deliduka and three be education enough," Blank said. rugged mountain f tier region University (ISU) student was killed other young men used a coat The three student who "surfed" between Iraq and T .ey. National March 20 while "elevator surfing," hanger to trip the safety with Deliduka have been offered Israel has anne _ ~d that it Two astronauts made an an activity that has become a fad mechanism on the door, allowing counseling, and will be brought in plans to release 12 palestinian emergency walk into space, last on some college campuses in the access to the elevator shaft. for interviews, Blank said. It is not Prisoners. Officials W l. e vague on week, in order to free a stuck last year. The four boarded one of the known if they will be disciplined. their reasons for this action. antennae on a satellite. Campus officials said they had building's two elevators. As they The ISU incident occurred one A Palestinian man who stabbed Last Monday, three Cigna no idea Michael John Deliduka, a rode, the other elevator became year and ten days after the death four Jewish women to death last executives were shot down on the 23 year-old junior from Shalimar, stuck. of Joel Mangion, an 18 year old month, as a "message" to the U.S. streets of Philadelphia. One of the Fla., and other students had been Deliduka was trying to move student at University of Secretary of State, James A. 3 men died later from the gun riding on top of elevators for fun from the working elevator to the Massachusetts, in another elevator Baker, was sentenced to life in wound he sustained to the head. until Deliduka was killed. stuck elevator when it started to surfmg accident. Prison by an Israeli Court, last The gunman, Jean-Claude Piere "It was not known that he was move, pinning him between the Mangion fell sixteen stories to week. Hill, was apprehended in his engaged in this activity," said elevator and the shaft wall. his death while trying to jump Israel agreed last Tuesday to a Virginia neighborhood the next Marin Blank, ISU's director of Deliduka died instantly of from one elevator car to another. U.S. proposal for talks between day. There is no suspected motive public information. positional asphyxia, according to U. Mass officials have since taken Israel, the Arab States, The Soviet in the shootings. In the activity, known as Vigo County Coroner Rowland steps to make it difficult to get on Union, and possibly the Police Chief Daryl F. Gates was elevator susrfmg, students stand on Kohr. top of the elevator cabs in campus Palestinians about ways to bring temporarily reinstated to jus the top of the elevator, and then about peace in the Middle East. ISu officials are planning hijth-rise buil~ position, last week, after receiving ride up and down the shaft. educational programs to help This is a tentative agreement, an injunction to block his Sometimes they may try to jump However, there haven't been many details h. e yet to be agreed prevent similar tragedies in the suspension by the Los Angeles from the top of one elevator to future. any reports of students elevator upon. police commission. another while they are passing surfmg since Mangion's death. "I think the incident alone wm each other. Gr.iID's Law This Week in By Kate Grim Features Editor V.C. History I've decided what I'm going to do People go to grade school, then Kindergarten, grade school, high with my life. This really is a big high school, then college. Then school, and in one month I will be BY TERRI JOHNSOr\ Ursinus graduates. This brought time of the year for all of us they get a job, get married, then done with four years of college. the total number of people who seniors so I know those of you lost they have kids to mow the lawn, Between now and graduation, after How many of you have a parent graduated from Ursinus in the souls out there underderstand how do the dishes and all of those I have paid for my weekend or sibling who attended Ursinus Helffrich family to eight out of the emotionally draining it is to not things they hated to do themselves activities, senior week activities, my College? How many of you know possible nine. know what will happen to you when they were kids. Eventually phone bills, dinner away from graduates of Ursinus who later got This may seem incredibly after graduation. But now that they trade in all of their worldly Wismer as much as possible, and married? As many of you probably strange that almost an entire I've settled all of that I can possessions for an old peoples' kit our graduathn fees, I will most know, Ursinus has a long tradition family attended the same college. breathe easy and concentrate on complete with either: a bad likely have a bank balance of of having students whose parents However by taking a look back at watching TV, sunbathing, and toupee, dentures, tufts of nose and . $1000. Add to that -$1000 my attended Ursinus, and has an the generation preceding this one shopping like every senior should. ear hair, warts and moles, and a Student Loans which I'll eventually uncommon number of Ursinus there are some clues to the I'm going to be a bank robber. brown polyester suit (Men's kit); have to pay back and we get a graduates who marry another reasons. The father of William U. It's taken me a great deal of time or, a blue perm, dentures, a grand total of -$14,250. Yes, upon Ursinus graduate. The April 1930 Helffrich, Rev. William A. to settle upon this career choice moustache, warts and moles, and graduation, after 17 years of issue of the Ursinus Weekly Helffrich and an uncle Rev. Edwin and I know it will be tough at fIrst, lavender floral polyester clothes education, after having earned a reports an unprecedented instance J. Fogel were ministers in the but I really believe I can make this (Women's kit). Each kit includes BA., after 21 years on this earth-I of the Ursinus tradition being reformed church, and were among work out. I didn't always want to one giant Cadillac which reaches a will be worth -$14,250. passed down through one family. the founders of Ursinus College. be a bank robber. Since top speed of 40 mph and has a Don't think I'm jumping into this During the Founder's Day To continue to support the college Kindergarten I've always known permanent left blinker. bank robber thing just because I graduation that year Randolph they helped to create, the two what people do with their lives. So, here I am. I've been through want an easy way out of my debts. Geoffrey Helffrich received his ministers made contributions and I have tried the traditional senior diploma both of his parents, Rev. sent their sons to Ursinus to be job search activities. I have William U. Helffrich and Nora educated. This tradition continued camped out at Studio Cottage; I Helena Helffrich, graduated from until it became unfashionable in SGT. GRIZZ have created the perfect resume-­ Ursinus in 1892. Randolph's this family not to be an Ursinus which, unfortunately, looks just brothers, Donald, Cyril, and graduate. Reginald graduated from Ursinus THE 1990-1991 SCHOOL YEAR IS COMING TO AN END ... .AND, like all of your perfect resumes r-:::; ------"i in 1921, 1924, and 1928 WE ARE ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF THINKINT ABOUT (raise your hand if you've done I I respectively. Out of the three CONTACTS 1991-1992!! IF YOU ARE PRESENTLY WORKING FOR o.k. in your classes, worked at Helffrich brothers who were SECURITY AND WISH [0 CONTINUE THE NEXT SEMESTER, various part time jobs, and were a I I married two of them married PLEASE CONTACT CYNDI ZERR OR BRIAN McCULLOUGH member of some Ursinus club); I I I ON YOU AVAILABILITY AT EXT. 2737 OR EXT. 2482. have scoured the Classifieds in I I everything from The New York HELP WANTED FOR 1991-1992 SCHOOL YEAR. .... WE Times to matchbook covers (caU 1- ~ LStUdent Services I PRESENTLY HAVE OPENINGS IN OUR STUDENTS SECURITY 800-DRIVE TRUK). I have been WE NEED FOR THE NEXT SEMESTER. 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The subject fled from the building after being I hit upon this career opportunit) d1Inn~:;n;:;:;r:;:;;::;'':;;;::;':;:';:;':;;~;'':;..... nnrY;';~iTr;''''Plrli''irinmJT~ confronted by the RA. The investigation continues!!!!!!! Think about it-for just a small investment ($3 for pantyhose to (}/'t/taine :) . 'C WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE RA ON DUTY ... MARIA wear over my head) I car- walk 2 COSTA, FOR A JOB WELL DONN!! into a bank with my fmger in rm FLOWER ~/ J i:;t We Deliver' pocket like a gun and say, 'Thi· is and Gift Shop ~~~~ April 6, 1991 12:23 A.M., Security Officers are made aware of an a stick-up." Then the bank teller incident that occurred between two visitors to the campus. Collegeville trembling with fear, will place 489-8727 Police are called and the matter continues to be investigated by the millions of dollars in a bag and Police Department. I'm off. 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2.30~ottage: - 4.30 Tuesdays p.m. and Thursdays ~______Dan Flickinger 454-0652 ! ' a" • a" • • • a" • • • • • • • • • •w. • •_ •• •_ • ••• • _• •.•.••.•••• • • • ••••• _. _ •••• • • •••• I Politically Incorrect: The New Rapes Plague Oppressed? Several Campuses BY AMY HUDSON fight what it sees as the growing former student government (CPS) Rapes and rape Cornell public safety (CPS) politicization of higher education. member. "The rest of the investigations galvanized students officers were investigating the Last term, an anti-abortion But these same people, Ricketts government felt that I shouldn't at Cornell University in New York, reported gang rape of a student group at the University of continued, aren't allowed to open my mouth about any the University of Colorado at March 13, and Boulder police Wisconsin-Madison erected a express themselves. subject." Boulder and the University of were probing if an inebriated, display of 125 tombstones. The 'There are a number of Not everyone sympathizes. Wisconsin at Madison the third partially unclothed woman student group hoped the grave markers extremely angry students," he The complaints, says Pierre week of March. who was hit by a car after running would dramatize the number of claimed. Barolette of the United States On March 22, meanwhile, from a fraternity had been sexually fetuses that are aborted in the "A lot of students are starting to Student Association, are little a U.S. Senate report claimed more assaulted. area. feel oppressed," agreed Kristin more than a group of conservative women were raped around the In Madison, Chi Phi Straining not to alienate Jewish Luedtke, president of the College students worried about losing their U.S. in 1990 than ever before, fraternity President Benjamin passersby with an array of Republicans chapter at St. John's positions. 'They're products of the exceeding 100,000 victims for the Schomburg said house residents exclusively Christian symbols in officials' February banning of two Reagan generation," he said,"and first time. watched as a couple had sex on her mock cemetery, Pro Life College Republican ad posters. they figured there would be no "American women are in the chapter's lawn March 21, Action League Co-president Sheri The first carried a quote made challenge to their views." greater peril now from attack than believing the sex was consensual. Johanfson decided to put crosses famous by former U.S. Senator Nevertheless, there seem to be a they have ever been in the history However, the woman later told on top of some of the tombstones and presidential candidate Barry lot of students complaining. of our nation," Sen. Joseph Biden, police that she had been raped. and Stars of David on top of Goldwater: "Sex and politics are a Ricketts tells of a student who D-Del., said in releasing the others .. lot alike. You don't have to be was told by her adviser that her report. The effort to be sensitive, good at them to enjoy them." senior thesis, a requirement for however, outraged a Jewish group Administrators nixed it because it graduation, must be from a on campus, which accused had the word "sex" in it. feminist perspective, a viewpoint Man To Pay For Bad Date Johanfson of comparing "Jews to The other featured two the student doesn't support. fetuses" and being anti-Semitic. elephants dancing. It was censored, "She doesn't know what to do," (CPS) "You can't win, I guess," Luedtke says she was told, because Ricketts said. "She needs that Civil Court Judge Beverly Cohen turned out, though, the Fahy had Johanfson sighs in recalling the the elephants '~ere dancing thesis to graduate." ordered John Sieh, identified as a to foot the hotel bill, too. Fahy incident. suggestively and one elephant had "It's difficult to get students to "law student" in the city, to pay then sued to recover the rental Such is life among the nipples." talk about it," Ricketts said, $161.46 for his half of a September charges. "politically incorrect" on campuses Noting the administration never declining to name the student. "I date with Dierdre Fahy that "He seemed to me to be a very these days. had a problem with the posters have to think there's a very large bombed. rigid person," Judge Cohen said. "I Trading horror stories of before, Luedtke thinks her group number of students having these Sieh had promised to pay for a might have identified ·,vith the campus residents being ostracized, was singled out for other reasons. problems." hotel room during a weekend in claimant and thought, 'If I have to punished and even expelled for "It's got a lot to do with the ·Last spring at the University of New England while Fahy had spend a weekend with him .. .'" offenses such as wearing certain T­ 'politically correct' thinking on Texas, during a demonstration agreed to pay for a rental car. It shirts or saying something campuses nationwide," she said. against a fraternity that used a someone else didn't like, Director of Joint Students caricature of Sambo on a T-shirt, "incorrect" students nationwide Activities Roxanne Molinari says one student, in support of the now speak of themselves as the she rejected the Goldwater poster house, held up a sign that said, most oppressed people on campus. because "it didn't have anything to "Keep Sambo." Spring Break Bust "On most campuses, you can say do with the mecting times of the 'The university tried to take (CPS) anything you want about white College Republicans." It "may have disciplinary action against him," males or pro-life women," been objectionable to some recalled Pauls Yioutas, president Police officers confiscated almost drinkers may be changing from observed Glenn Ricketts, research people," she added. of the College Republicans there. 2,000 fake or borrowed driver's buying bogus IDs to borrowing director of the National "It was told that because I was In introducing a bill in mid­ licenses during the ftest four weeks licenses from older friends. Association of Scholars (NAS), a pro life, I shouldn't be on student March that would give students of the Spring Break season, the 'This year particularly, I didn't Princeton, NJ., group trying to government," recalled Johanfson, a the right to challenge campus rules Florida Division of Alcoholic notice that many fake IDs," said that regulate speech, Rep. Henry Beverages and Tobacco (ABT) ABT Sgt. George Herrera, who Hyde, R-DI., cited about 20 claimed March 20. has been patrolling Key West this The Medieval Fest is coming-­ instances where unpopular The confIScations, the largest spring. "Most kids were using opinions had been stifled. number for the time period on .omebody else's real driver's Thursday, April 18th!!! The Hyde bill may help their record, suggested that underaged license." cause, the "incorrect" agree, but few think the climate for their Come and experience a rewarding day working with views will warm anytime soon. man tally and physically handicap children of the "People are fmally becoming Proposed Alcohol Montgomery County area. aware of what's going on," St. Grim's Law John's Luedtke said, "but we've Recovery Group cont'd The Corrective and Adaptive Physical Education Class is got to try to rally some kind of languages and be an international widespread student support." We are still looking for anyone bank robber. working hard, but we need your help to make this day a interested in participating in this great success. I figure I'll practice a couple of Volunteers Needed on-campus recovery group. times on the bank in my If you are concerned about your hometown before I branch out. Volunteers are needed throughout the day starting MayS own alcohol use and how it is That shouldn't be too hard affecting your life or if you are a at 9:00am. The Medieval Fest should be over by A trivial pursuit trail ride through considering Norman (Milford's recovering student lOOking for an police chief/police force) spends 1:00pm. Evansburg state park will benefit alternative to the traditional 12- Sebastian Riding Associates of most of his day guarding the pizza step programs you may want to parlor or workinlt in his Rarden. Collegeville. Sebastian's is a non­ fmd out more about this group. Please contact Cleary Clarke (454-0154) or Trey profit organizaiton which provides I can hardly wait to start nif This is a non-spiritual recovery career. I've been stocking up on Gelston (489-1386) if you can be a volunteer or horseback riding programs for group that can provide information people with disabilities. pantyhose and training for my get attend the volunteer meeting scheduled for and support and all are welcome away run (I haven't hired a driver Volunteers are needed to stop to attend. If interested, please Wednesday, April 17th at 8:30pm. traffic for horses crossing the road. yet). contact Kathy Grentzenberg in Anyone interested in applying Cor Invite a friend to join you for an Studio Cottage (x2436). We really need your help, even if it is just for enjoyable day! Volunteers are the position of get away driver offered afree lunch. For more should call 1-800-ROB BANK to set up an interview. an hour on Thursday. information call Pam Herbert, 489- 3741. ... . April 16, 1991

Is Rock and Roll Really Dead??? BY ALLADIN SANE blistering rock supporting their beer after a long drive. Philly's the explosive Sub Pop label, big with the release of cheerful Of The Grizzly new disc, Birdbrain. fIREHOSE own Naked Twister took to the Soundgarden released two EP's, numbers such as "We Die Young", was next up. Three crazy guys that stage like they just finished work !:9.ru! and Screaming Life, followed and "Killing Yourself'. Alice In MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and hang out with Red Hot Chili down on the docks. Sweaty and by the full length tour de force Chains is the dark side of Seattle's Bart Simpson make Billboard's Peppers, fIREHOSE hit acclaim grungy, they launched into their Ultramega OK on SSf. Kim Thuil gutter-grind. Layne Staley's Top 10. Classic Rock stations are with the release of last years furious "Ships", a number that attacks the guitar and Chris seminal shrieks carry their latest, flourishing in major markets all fROMOHIO. The debut of blew me away with its raw guitar Cornell wails with an unbridled Facelift. as does the caterwauling across the country. Aerosmith, the material from their upcoming and driving lyrics. I don't fury unseen since Zeppelin crashed guitar of Cantrell. Alice doesn't Rolling Stones, and even Eric release, fLYIN' The flANNEL understand why these four guys and burned. Soundgarden didn't bother with ballads, it's all razor­ Clapton have sold their souls for which sounds like a mix of funk are left unsigned by a major label, change their sound as they shifted edged guitar rock. the corporate dollar. Howard Stem and rock, that should break the but as of now they're making their to a major label with Loud Love, The Screaming Trees are remarks, "Rock and Roll is like a band wide open. own tape at a local studio with a grunge epic that unleashed a Seattle's latest runaway favorite. cancer patient. It's weak and has Breezing through New York Ben Vaughan. Mudhoney took the score of Seattle bands into the With the ear-splitting Buzz Factory few friends." City I caught Dinosaur Jr. at stage at 11 p.m. This was the new mainstream. bringing them all kinds of Is it true? Is rock really dead??? CBGB's. Dinosaur's lead lunatic, J voice of rock I was looking for. Mother Love Bone rose to the attention, they headed back into I couldn't believe it, so I packed Mascis and his sidekicks Murph With indefatigable energy, they top of the heap with the release of the studio and came back with the up my yellow 1963 Volkswagen and Van Conner (of Screaming ripped through 'Touch Me I'm a five song EP, Shine, featuring previously reviewed Uncle Microbus and trekked across the Trees) put on a show of material Sick," "In 'N' Out Of Grace", and the languishly acoustical "Chloe Anesthesia. Fans can expect a club US for a month (I'm sure you from their latest, Green Mind. "No One Has" from Superfuzz Dance/Crown of Thorns." This tour as soon as Van Conner gets missed my column, nudge, nudge, Mascis plays all the instruments on Bigmuff. Four guys from Seatte. I landed them a Polygram release, back from jamming with J Mascis wink, wink) searching for nirvana. the disc, and it tends to be a little was on to something. Go west, APPLE. As one of the freshest and Dinosaur Jr. Well, I'm back and I found tame. "Puke and Cry," and "How'd young man. Go West. and creative new bands, it was sad After putting 8000 miles on my nirvana. AND TAD, and Green You Pin That One On Me" are I hopped in the microbus and to see vocalist Andrew Wood die Volkswagen Microbus, I pulled River, and a slew of other bands standouts, but for a better glimpse drove four days non-stop to the tragically last year before APPLE's back into Ursinus with a van full keeping rock alive and well. of Dinosaur Jr. at their best pick other side of the country, to the release. The band proved versatile, of new tapes, empty boxes of Pop First stop was my hometown of up You're Lying All Over Me " the untamed Pacific Northwest. shifting from acoustical to Tarts, and Jolt bottles refreshed to Boston, where I caught a twin bill introspective indie release that put Seattle. I spent a good two weeks psychedelic on ''This Is Shangri­ find out that rock and roll isn't quite dead yet. It must be as lead of fIREHOSE and Buffalo Tom them in the alternative wiruiers living out of the microbus on Pop La", to the gut wrenching guitar are hometown sonic boomers out circle. Tarts, Jolt, and the occasional shot rock of "Heartshine" . KinK, Ray Davies once said, of the University of Massachusetts. In Philadelphia I caught two of Mr. Brownstone. This is what I Also out of Seattle's "Rock bands come, rock bands go, Chris Colburn, Bill Janovitz, and bands I never heard of as I found: underground is Jerry Cantrell's but rock and roll is gonna go on Tom Maginnis pound out loud stopped into the Cabaret for a Soundgarden rules Seattle. On band, Alice In Chains. They scored FOREVER!" REM: Out of Time Verdi's Rigoletto

BY SARA JACOBSON "Shiny, Happy People" to soul murdered. In this riveting Verdi Mercurio takes up the baton for Assistant Am and Entt!f1ainment searching songs like "Low". One of The Opera Company of masterpiece, the jester's carefully his second Opera Company Editor my favorite tracks is "Belong" Philadelphia closes its 15th which has been performed in anniversary season with Giuseppe devised plan of revenge only production this season, which will brings him further tragedy. be staged by director Gray Many people claim that REM's concerts for a while before it was Verdi's tragic masterpiece, The Opera Company of Veredon. Company favorite latest release "Out of Time" is finally released here. The first Rigoletto. It will be performed in Philadelphia features Chenault Spence creates the overcommercialized and less single from the record, "Losing my Italian with projected English titles int ernati onally-renowned lighting for this production. .. incere than their earlier efforts. Religion" is also excellent in the at the Academy of Music on Romanian artists in two of the Soprano Ceceila Chaisson and These accusations may be true to REM tradition of great music. It Friday, April 19 with an 8 p.m. principal roles: baritone Eduard bass Robert Briggs, two winners of some extent. REM's first ever was derived from the southern curtain. Tumagian as Rigoletto and the Opera of Philadelphia/Luciano lipsynch videos come form songs saying "I'm losing my religion This opera, based on Victor soprano Nelly Miricioiu as Gilda. Pavarotti International Voice off hOut of Time", and they did Gl.bout...", which means "I'm Hugo's novel Le Roi s'Amuse, Sicilian tenor Marcello Giordani Competition will be featured in collaborate on a few songs with frustrated" or "at the end of my aroused great protest from bows as the Duke and American this production. Rounding out this raps K,RS-One and the 8-52's Kate rope". "Endgame" is a beautiful religious and political censors soprano Leslie Richards-Pelligrini international cast will be an Pierson. Whether or not this instrumental which is contrasted by when it was unveiled in 1851. The sings the role of Maddalena. exceptional group of American means REM has gone commercial the downhome sound of the work tells the story of the Appearing in the role of artists: mezzo-soprano Suzanne is up for personal interpretation, second side. licentious Duke of Mantua, his Sparafucile is Canadian bass DuPlantis, tenor Alan Fischer, but just because these Georgia Commercial or not, this is a very deformed court jester, Rigoletto, Phillip Ens, and American tenor Wilson Jeffreys, baritone boys have become more well good album. REM is a great band and Rigoletto's lovely daughter, baritone Christopher Robertson Thomas Studebaker, baritone known does not mean that REM with a unique sound. Maybe Gilda. After the philandering sings Count Monterone. isn't producing the best music . instead of selling out, they have Duke seduces Gilda, Rigoletto Todd Thomas . American conductor Steven around. just begun to receive the crafts a plot to have him The songs on the album vary recognition they deserve. from popish dancable tunes like Art of the Maritime .Museum

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Movie Review The Cider House Rules, Revisited The most interesting aspect of future and her firm and the moral BY CHRISTOPHER MAJOR is the orphan Dr. Larch can never BY SARA JACOBSON The Cider House Rules is that Assilanl Arts and Entel1amment right she discovers. Of The Grizzly seem to place. Homer is around An interesting aside to the legal long enough to be too old to be every character that appears in the Editor novel, from Fuzzy Stone, the controversy is the emotional About this time, six: years ago, adoptable and becomes "of use" to orphan with the respiratory problems between father and John Irving completed what may Dr. Larch at st. Cloud's. We see problem, to the . railroad daughter. All her life be the most engaging novel of the and feel Homer grow up at the Class Action is not just another stationmaster who dies of shock, Mastranorio's character has done Twentieth Century. The book was orphanage. Grow up to be a typical lawyer movie. Along with plays a vital part in the unfolding whatever she could to oppose her The Cider House Rules, and since virtual obstetrician himself by the courtroom drama and intrigue it is lives of Homer Wells and Wilbur dad. Joining a large corporate fmn then I have read it five times. ripe age of twenty. Wilbur a touching story about mending Larch. The Cider House Rules is a which is symbolic of everything he Each time I wade through it, it becomes a father to Homer, and relationships and staying true to moving story of triumph and hates is a prime example of this. seems more compelling and Homer a son to Wilbur. From one's values. tragedy, life and death and the Her overwhelming resentment important than the last. there we see how these two lives The movie pits a young, up-and­ rites of passage for an orphan comes from the many affairs her The characters are amazingly intermingle with prostitutes, apple coming lawyer from a large named Homer. father had. These affairs left deep real. Dr. Wilbur Larch is an farmers, a pretty blonde named California fmn (played by Mary It's difficult for me to convey emotional scars both for her and obstetrician and abortionist, in ST. Candy, Nurses Edna and Angela, a Elizabeth Mastranorio) against her just how authentic and enjoyable the mother who urges the two to Cloud's, Maine, in the 1930's. He tough orphan named Melony, and father who is a semi-famous Irving's novel is in such a short reconcile. It is this resentment runs an orphanage in the run a list of others too long to defender of lost causes and the column. But somewhere, I just which motivates the intensity of down logging town. Homer Wells mention. masses (played by Gene Hackman) know Mark Twain is smiling. in a class action suit. The issue the legal ftght between father and seems simple enough: a large car daughter, but will it lead her to company is sued for allowing an compromise ethical code to please allegedly dangerous car to remain the megabucks law fmn? Religious Significance of David on the market. Getting to the This is a compassionate truth forces both father and dramatic ftlm. Hackman and FROM COLLEGE view at the museum. The City of Pennsylvania. He is the author of daughter to use their best legal Mastranorio portray the father and COMMUNICATIONS David: Discoveries from the numerous publications, including a tactics to defend their side. In the daughter who want to stop fighting OFFICE Excavations, which runs through course of battle each stoop to but do not know how with book, No Small Difference: June 30. Wright, a 1975 graduate measures they feel may not be conviction. It is a demonstration of Sirach's Relationship to Its the influence of corporate America Dr. Benjamin G. Wright of Ursinus, will discuss how Presumed Hehrew Parent Text, within the code of personal or III, assistant professor of religion legal ethics. Her career and his and of the ambiguity of the moral religion was affected when David Atlanta Scholars, 1989. studies at Lehigh University, will established his monarchy in reputation are put on the line. She right in the legal system. There is He is a member of the present a lecture entitled "King Jerusalem and brought the worship must decide between loyalty to her never a dull moment. Class Action society of Biblical Literature, the is a movie not to miss. and Messiah: the Religious of God to Israel, and the Philadelphia Seminar on Christian Significance of David in Israelite idealization of David as a king. Origins, the International and Jewish Tradition" at 4:00 p.m. Wright, a philosophy and Organization for Septuagint and This Weekend Wednesday, April 17, at the Philip religion major at Ursinus, is a Cognate'Studies and the American April 15 & 19 Rigol!eto, Opera Co~pany of Philadelphia and Muriel Berman Museum of native of Bethesda, Md. After Society of Papyrologists. The son Art at Ursinus College. April 16 Elly A!r.eling, vocalist, Philadelphia receiving his degree from Ursinus of Doris S. Weber of Freehold, April 16 Motley Crue, Power Theatre The lecture is free and he went on to earn an M.Div. NJ., he resides with his wife, Ann, Aprill6-May 4 ''Top of the World", Philadelphia Festival open to the public, and is being from Eastern Baptist Theological and their two children in gwen in conjunction with the April 19-May 12 "A N'Jrmal Life", Philadelphia Drama Guild Seminary and a Ph.D. in Christian Bethlehem, Pa. April 21 Smithereens, Power Theatre archaeological ex1ubit currently on origins from the University of' Plaza Suite in Wismer

The Broadway smash, "Plaza depicts a Hollywood rum-producer Suite", by America's favorite' cagily achieving the seduction he playwright, Neil Simon, will be overlooked accomplishing 15 years presented at Wismer alcove on earlier of an old high school flame, Friday, April 19th. This rollicking now a commonplace housewife comedy will be performed by the awe-struck by his fame. nationally-acclaimed touring The third act is a zany wedding company, Repertory Theater of tableau in which an irate father, America, Alpha-Omega Players. pressed past mind and pocketbook. "Plaza Suite", a three-sided cannot budge his distraught comedy by the most record­ daughter out of a locked bathroom breaking playwright ever to to the altar. It seems no one can contnbute to the American stage, entice the gowned and ready bride merrily details the misadventures to appear before the hundreds of of three very different couples as canape-chomping, champagne­ they face crucial moments in their chugging guests in the hotel's respective lives - all in the same:: ballroom. hotel room in the famous Plaza During its almost three-year run Hotel. on Broadway "Plaza Suite" was In the first segment, a acclaimed as one of the most relentlessly chirpy wife indulges in notable comedies in years. Said a scatterbrained fit of sentimental New York Post critic, Richard nostalgia and entices her wayward Watts, Jr., "All three plays are husband to the Plaza ·Hotel. In richly funny, and they have a way fact, her plan, which is played out of rising on an increasing scale of in the same hotel suite where their humor." Actors from Plaza Suite .will be performing at WISmer cafeteriD in honeymoon was spent 22 years For reservations, call Wismer a special Dinner Theater this Friday, April 19 carlier, is to rekindle the old flame Food Service. Cost is $2.75 per of their early years together. person. The second leaf or th~ :.:!bum • A '1 16 1991·***************************** Sports***************************** Th G' 1 r P r* pn ' .. ***************************** .. ****************************, e nzz y 1 age 8 Jack Spinella Named Men's Track Falls to Hopkins New Basketball Coach

BY A. JUDD WOYrEK job a big step in his career and Sports Editor growing process. "I am looking forward to the challenge," he Former Springfleld Montco High added. School Coach Jack Spinella was Spinella says that he has some named the new men's basketball new things planned for the Ursinus coach this past week. At a press program. He describes himself as conference held Wednesday, a vocal coach who talks to the Spinella said that he is "excited players a lot during a game. about the opportunity" and is "very Spinella would like the boys to be anxious to get started" with enthusiastic about what he is doing coaching at Ursinus. and just go out and "execute" every Dr. R. Randy Davidson, Director team that comes along. "I have a of Athletics, said that the college little stake in everything that received approximately 27-30 happens out there. I do want to applicants for the position. They win very badly. 1 want the kids to then narrowed the number down walk away saying 'thanks coach, 1 to six applicants who were asked really appreciate it.'" to attend an interview. Davidson Spinella believes that he has a then met with students on the strong nucleus of players returning basketball team to help him pick next year and he remembers the new coach. "We wanted watChing players Andy Lesher, someone who would be an Mark Citaldi, and John educator," said Davidson. "We Hnd Schwanholt through their high Bill Sedgewick hands off to Bill Bunnell in the 4 x 100 relay against Johns Hopkins that students respond better to an school careers. As for recruits, BY TIM DRISCOL outscored in nearly every other running to second place, with Tim educational approach rather than Spinella has "commitments" Special to the Grizzly Held event of the day by Hopkins. Driscoll taking third. And Ursinus having the sport beat into them," already and says that he will rely Last Saturday dawned wet and Ursinus' young Held team has won the last event of the day, the he continued. Davidson also stated on his friendship with other high blustery, and got worse as the day shown a lot of promise, but with 4 x 400 meter relay, with anchor that the new coach would need to school coaches to help him in progressed, as the Ursinus Mens the graduation of many-time All- leg Brian Drummond hanging on fit the "academic mission of the future years. Track team fought Johns Hopkins American John Wood have been at the wire. But in the end, college" and quoted President When asked about the problems down to the fmal races around the in a rebuilding phase the past two Hopkins was just a bit too strong Richard P. Richter as saying, that plagued the team this past oval. But with a strong showing in years. for the Ursinus men, on a cold "Athletics exist because the college season, Spinella said, "I don't see the Held events and a well­ The 400 meters was won again and rainy Saturday afternoon. exists, not the other way around." myself in that position. If boys balanced tearn, the Hopkins men by Ursinus co-captain Bill Bunnell, The loss to Hopkins was Spinella, who spent the past two want to play other sports to have outscored the Bears by a mere who continues to run well off an Ursinus' Hrst dual meet loss of the years as assistant coach at an outstanding experience here, eleven points to win the meet. impressive indoor season. The 800 1991 outdoor season, putting them Hatboro-Horsham High School, they should do it. Of course we The track events began meters saw Matt Becker just at 5 wins, 1 loss. Wednesday served as head coach at Springfleld will want the some cooperation auspiciously enough, with Brian outkicked in the fmal straightaway Ursinus hosts Haverford and Montco from 1977 to 1989. He led from the Fall and Spring sports Drummond and Brian Dennis to take second, with Ursinus' Delaware Valley College, both Springfleld to the Pennsylvania teams that we would give them in taking one-two in the 3000 meter Danny Bubb taking third. And in powerful teams, and on Saturday InterscholasticAthleticAssociation the overlapping seasons. I am very steeplechase and John Martin and the 400 meter intermediate next Widener and Moravian come (PIAA) AAA District One open with my players and I want Tim Driscoll doing the same in the hurdles, Carl Brandreth took up to the Bear track. Thanks to all Championship in 1984. His teams them to be open with me." 1500 meter run. Dennis and the slack where an injured Marc Spinella has already met with the loyal fans (and you know who also played for the District One Driscoll both met the qualifying Lowenberg left off, running a many members of the team and you are, all Hve of you) who came AA championship three times and standards for the MAC meet in strong race over the hurdles. has discussed what they are out despite the weather to cheer advanced as far as the Eastern May in their respective events. But Freshman Teri Gallagher placed looking for him and and what he on both the men and the women. semi-fmals of the State Playoffs on Ursinus lost the 400 meter sprint second in the pole vault. expects from him. He says that he Keep on coming down, your four separate occasions. Spinella relay, did not place in either the John Martin continued to believes in using pressure on both enthusiasm is contagious! was named the Coach of the year shot or the discus, and were perform well in the 5000 meters, : for the 1983-84 season '1. teams to win. "Put pressure on "It's the dream of every high both offense and defense, but school coach to coach in college if remain focused," said Spinella, Men's Lax goes 1 and 1 This Week they are serious about the sport," "We'll do the best we can." BY KATHLEEN WALTON defensive effort. Despite nearly offensively. They connected for said Spinella, who calls the new The men's lacrosse club faced matching Ursinus in the number of eight goals while only fIring off off against Delaware Valley and shots taken on goal, Del Val twenty-two shots. UC, on the other SPORTS BEAT Lehigh University this week. The couldn't seem to get past goalie hand, seemed to be shooting much game against Del Val ended 6-3 Eric Velle. Velte totaled 25 saves more tentatively in the second half with Ursinus victorious, and during the course of the game, and and had a diffIcult time against Wednesday, April 17 Saturday's game against Lehigh his goals against average this Golf v. Lycoming @ Wilkes Away 1:00 found Ursinus on the losing end of season is an impressive 5.7.%. Lehigh's goalie. Lehigh's goalie Women's Tennis v. Drexel Home 3:30 an 8-5 score. Saturday's game, played in a fancied himself a hot shot and Women's Lacrosse v. Drew Home 4:00 The contest against Del Val last miserable downpour, was a took to running up fIeld to shoot Men's & Women's Track v. Haverfor and Del Val. Home 3:30 Wednesday was highlighted by disappointing loss. The conditions for the goal. That routine ended when Blair Zartman practically Barnaby Draper's hat trick,and were temble, Lehigh showed late, clothes-lined him towards the end additional goals were scored by and players were injured, but Thursday, April 18 of the fourth period. Paul Hutchinson, Trey Gelston, despite these factors, Ursinus .BasebaU v. Hill School (JV) Home 3:45 The remainder of the season and Chris Faust. Assists were played hard. Hutchinson scored Softball v. Lehigh (Dbl.) Away 3:00pm may see a few changes in tho made by Gelston, Draper, his fust hat trick of the season, and club's roster. Out for various Zartman and the goalie, Eric Chris Tracanna and Draper reasons are Tom Delaney and Saturday, April 20 Velte. Offensively, the Bears came contnbuted a goal each. Chris Dennis Short for the offense, and Baseball v. Washington (Dbl.) Away 1:00 together against Del Val, fIring off Keohane played a great game, for the defense, Sean Hagan will Softball v. Eastern (Dt~ ) Home 1:00 more than twenty-fIve shots giving up virtually nothing to sit out at least all of this coming Men's Tennis v. Wilkes Home 12:00 throughout the game. Lehigh. week due to a concussion suffered Women's Lacrosse v. Muhlenberg Aay 1:00 Defensively, Sean Hagen and Unfortunately, Lehigh beat in Saturday's game. Men's and Women's Track v. Moravian @ Widener Away 1:30 Pete Staz hit Del V8J. hard. Jere Ursinus to the ground balls more Luongo also put in a solid often and moved the ball better April 16 1991 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Sportsr •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Page 9 '...... ' Women Run Over Muhlenberg Extra Point Wehner. Wagner picked up her BY STEVE GRUBB Darryl Strawberry snaps and goes BY TONYA UGORETZ the high jump and running the second win by fmishing in 2:31.9. lead leg on the 4 x 400m relay. Assistant Sports Editor on a bat-swinging rampage Wehner, coming right off a win in claiming Doc Gooden, Frank The Women's Track and Field Freshman Jen Oerhowsky and I know you'll think I'm crazy if Viola, and John Franco as his team hosted competitors from the 400 m fmished in a senior Teresa Springer competed disappointing 2:44.9. I tell you the Philadelphia Phillies victims. Muhlenberg and Elizabethtown in the 5000m, fmishing 2nd and The day featured many athletes 3rd, respectively. will win the NL East. Some will 5. After trying 30 more jersey last Saturday at the team's second say their pitching is horrible. competing in numerous events in The field events crew did very numbers John Kruk finds the right home meet of the season. While Others will cite a below-average an effort to pick up points for the well despite a lack of bodies. one baby and uh,huh hits 355 to Elizabethtown competed as a club offense. A few of you may even team. DuHoffmann earned the Freshman Dawn Leeds picked up take the batting title. and thus did not figure in the question the abilities of Nick award for most events, a win in the discus and second scoring, the Lady Bears Leyva. But I'm telling you, the 6. Vince Coleman has a mid-life participating in seven and placing place in the shot put, while overpowered a well-rounded Phillies have a great shot of crisis and decides he needs a in five. In the process, the sophomore Jen Taylor earned first Muhlenberg team, taking f!Cst winning the pennant. Here are 10 change in his life. Coleman focuses freshman picked up wins in the place in the long jump and second place in 12 of 16 events. ways they could do it: on being a power-hitter and vows The Bears needed strong 100m and triple jump, second in the triple jump. Sue Wehner not to steal a base until Bud place in the 200m, and third in the also contributed a win in the high performances from their runners 1. Lenny Dykstra defies the Harrelson bats him clean up. ' long jump. Sophomore Tonya jump. to counter-act a lack of depth in Surgeon General and proclaims: 7. The Expos and Pirates, during Ugoretz also had a busy day, In the end, the team was very the field events. The women "Chewing tobacco enhances the seventh-inning stretch at the picking up third place points for pleased with its well rounded jumped out early by winning the baseball-playing skills." The Big "0" are taken hostage by a the Bears in the 100m hurdles and effort. Many athletes contributed first event on the track, the 4 x 100 Phillies heed the words of their group of revolutionaries vowing the 4oom, second place in the relay, and never looked back. in a variety of areas, while junior wise baseball buddha and begin to not to release the team until 400m hurdles, and contributing a Cleary Clarke, straight off of a That team of Manya duHoffmann, indulge in some Red Man. What Quebec gets its sovereignty. Fay leg to the winning 4 x 400m relay doubles win in the tennis Sue Wehner, Tuki Styer, and Juju results! Von Hayes becomes a 30- Vincent, who has always had the Allen qualified for the MACs with team. tournament, came over to policy of not negotiating with It was also a good day for the 30 man, Dale Murphy wins another a time of 53.4. contribute a strong leg to the MVP and Kenny Howell's terrorists, orders all games the sprinters, several of whom took The next event featured junior 1600m relay. Please come out and shoulder is instantly healed. Pirates and Expos do not show up advantage of the favorable weather support the team next Saturday Kris Wagner in the f!Cst of her two 2. Rickey Henderson mysteriously for as wins for the other team by to post MAC qualifying times. against Moravian and Widener. individual victories. A close race disappears from the face of the forfeit. All across America, yellow both duHoffmann and Allen for much of the way, Wagner The Women's team would also earth. That same day Jeff Stone ribbons take on yet another qualified in the 100m, both with a pulled away with a lap to go in the like to extend its congratulations re-appears asking the Phillies for a meaning, "the release of our ball­ 1500 m, winning in 5:00.7. Also time of 13.6. to recently engaged team member players." Kathleen Bowers ran well try-out. Reluctantly, the Phillies competing for Ursinus were Teresa Springer and to our grant one and Wow! They have a 8. The Phillies change those despite suffering from a lingering Dorothy Iffrig and Erica Buneo, favorite candidate for Mr. Ursinus, new star. After the Phillies have hideous uniforms and all the muscle pull. The senior picked up who finished in 5:56.7 and 6:13.0, Neil Schafer. You've both done us defeated the Blue Jays for the sudden look intimidating for a wins in the 100 and 400m respectively. This trio also proud. World Championship, Stoney is change. hurdles, while finishing second in competed in the 800 m, along with showered with champagne, but 10' 9. In a move similar to the one and behold the make-up runs and that acquired Wes Chamberlain, it's ... you guessed it. Later asked the Phillies pick up Roger Clemens why he left Oakland, Henderson in a waiver snafu by the Red - Softball Splits said, "I couldn't stay away from Sox. Philly any longer. It's every boy's 10. The Iraqi's launch Scuds and dream to play on the astroturf of devastate New York, Pittsburgh, BY ERIKA COMPTON Veteran's Stadium." Montreal and Chicago. AND LAURA ZOBEL 3. The Expos quit the Major Leagues and join the World So maybe one or two ... or ten of Of The Grizzly League of American Baseball. these may not come true, but if 4. The LA. Dodgers visit Shea there's one thing we can expect from those fight in' Phils, it's the The Ursinus Softball team has Stadium. Sick and tired of being heckled by the fans and Greg unexpected and I for one will be now dropped their record to 5-13. Jefferies, the innerly-peaceful at the Parade down Broad Street The Lady Bears had a roller­ in the late fall. coaster week. They split a double header with Drew University with a 4-7 loss In the f!Cst game and Golf Below Par scored 5 runs in the top of the 9th BY DENNIS MOIR hole, a simple par four, was an inning to win 7-5. On Tuesday, Of the Gn"zzly adventure, as Ursinus golfers Ursinus lost a double header to posted a par, two fives, two sixes Muhlenberg, a MAC opponent,(l- After losing two matches at and a seven. to make matters 0,17-4). Thursday's 5-4 win against John's Hopkins due to a worse, one Ursinus golfer double Goldy Beacom, was the bright spot technicality on April 4th, the hit on a wedge shot. of the week. Down 2-1, the Bears Ursinus golf team split its six The very next day, the Bears scored 4 runs in the top of the 7th matches last week to maintain a returned to the happy confmes of inning to regain the lead. Goldy record one gan:te below .500, at 5- Limerick Golf Club to battle Beacom's rally came up short. 6. Delaware Valley and F.D.U. Ursinus ended the week with a Tuesday the team travelled to Despite a treacherous wind, five 16-5 loss to Widner. The Bears the Reading Country Club to golfers posted scores in the SO's to started off strong by taking a 3-1 battle Moravian, Albright and the pace Ursinus to a pair of wins, lead at the end of the 1st inning. hapless Franklin and Marshall equalling its record to a In the 2nd, Widner scored 3 runs Diplomats. Under sunny skies the respectable 5-5. to take the lead, but Ursinus Bears proceeded to hack up the When the Bears battled scored a run at the the bottom of course in a way which belonged in Scranton Friday, they did so the 2nd to tie the score. Widner a Friday the 13th movie. The without two of their regular regained the lead for good with Bears, led by sophomore Doug players. Despite Jim Petch's 78, three unearned runs. In the 5th West's 82, were only able to beat the Bears lost 413-425. And Junior Toni Wenger easily evades her defender. The Women's inning, Ursinus scored a run to the winless Diplomats, thanks in although the Bears record is 5~, lacrosse team likewise had an easy time evading the Swarthmore close the gap, but Widner scored 9 part to senior Chris Dawes, whose coach Dave Trumbower is not Garnets, posting an easy 16-2 victory. Ronnie Algeo played a more runs in the next two innings 91 provided a three shot margin of concerned. •Although we played strong game on defense, while Jen Harpel led offensively. The to win. victory. ugly at some points, we are still women kept their post-season hopes alive by raising their record to 'Tuesday was deftnitely ugly," where we want to be. If everyone plays well, we will deftnitely reach 4-6. Photoj1(Jllllll!JDl Bowos. sports Photogrop/ry Editor remarked coach Dave Trumbower, "especially the 18th hole." The last the .500 mark next week." Page 10 April 16, 1991 ======Opinions /Letters======r------, Apathy Dialog Proposed The Grizzly

Editor-in-Chief Krishni Patrick Recently I've been hearing apathy does exist on this campus. kindly, maybe I don't get exci(ed Associate Editor Eleanore Hajian complaints concerning the apathy In fact, it has gotten worse. Why? about issues brought up in class Editorial Assistant Denise Makoid which plagues our campus. During because of the negative attitudes I because they are boring or at least News Editors Eleanore Hajian the last five minutes of one of my have heard among professors and presented as such. If the professors Krishni Patrick classes, the professor began a students. Let's get one thing don't get excited, why should the Assistant News Editor Erika Compton lengthy discussion on the straight: the student body at students? And if the professcr is Features Editors Coleen Casciano downright laziness of Ursinus Ursinus is intelligent and hard going to continuously destructively Kate Grim students. He proceeded by saying working. It is extremely criticize his students, what Arts and Entertainment Editor Jennifer Strawbridge that not only are we lazy but we disheartening for students to hear incentive will they have to do their Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editors Sara Jacobson lack the character to get excited such negative criticisms from work? Danielle Owens about any issue whatsoever except, professors especiaUy when they This issue is significant enough Sports Editor A. Judd Woytek of course, Greek life. Had he left have put substantial effort into to warrant an open discussion, as Assistant Sports Editor Steven Grubb more time for discussion, he would their classes. suggested to me by a classmate. It Science Editors Eric Bleickardt have discovered that he had at And while we're pointing the is inappropriate and unfair for Todd Koser least one very excited student on finger, are the students solely professors to force their opinions Opinions Editors Yvette Dennis his hands. These accusations and responsible for the apathy on this during class time without leaving Mark Hallinger destructive criticisms were, I think, campus? I think not. The Ursinus time for response. Special time set Photography Editors Peter Senescu his attempt to motivate us to do community works together in aside for such a discussion may Kristen Schwartz our work. However, I was everyday activities and thus needs provide some sort of basis for a Sports Photography Editor Kathleen Bowers offended not motivated. to jointly accept responsibility for solution to this problem. Assistant Photography Editors Karla Hummel I'm not going to deny that the lack of motivation. To put it A Concerned Student Toni Castells Talens Business Managers Pam Parkhurst Meghan McCormick Circulation Manager John Petko Thanks Weakly Computer Consultant Erik Moore Sorry, Harley not Kenn Bradley Judd!!! Gar Donecker Weekly Typists Tara Livingston Danielle Owens Dear Grizzly Staff Dear Mr. Woytek, Proofreaders Scott GaJiger Dear Editors, Linda Fisher I would like to apologize for Just a line to let you know how Sara Jacobson Over the years, Ursinus has treating Mr. Rubin so bad. I have Faculty Adviser Mrs. Agostinelli much I enjoyed reading your harbored some strange people, but received several comments from article in The Grizzly about William Penn C;omwell was not one my fellow students. These student apathy. of them. In 'This Week in UC comments ranged from ''you were History" of Mart;h 19, Terri Johnson out of bounds" to "you ruined You put an eloquent voice to should have pointed out that the Staff Members: Aileen Bidelspach, Jennifer Blay, Matt Becker, Kathleen Harley." I did not realize that I the concerns of parents, like infonnation came from the April Bowers, Louis Bove, Becky Carreon, Reed "Trash" Coats, Erika would damage Mr. Rubin's myself, and faculty. Let's hope the Fool's edition of the Ursin us Weakly, Compton, Dawn Deraney, Eric Foellmer, Dianne Gabel, Scott Galiger, reputation to the extend I did. I students will respond to a plea for a special cover page for the April 1 Trey Gelston, Bob Gonzella, Lori Gosnear, Diane GriffIn, Amy edition of the Ursinus Weekly. The did not mean to attack him and involvement from one of their Flemming, Adria Harris, Rebecca Heyl, Terri Johnson, Tara Livingston,' entire page was a satire on the people criticize his writing ability. He is a own. Evelyn Kousoubris, Christopher Major, Michele McCabe, Sheri and policies of Ursin us in 1965. fme writer, probably better than McCloskey, Megan Mendte, Melisa Miller, Dennis Moir, Casey Neal, me (not to sound pompous). I May I suggest a sign-up form Naimish Pandya, Sona Rewari, Harley Rubin, Aladdin Sane, Neil Schafer, Judith E. Fryer encourage Mr. Rubin to continue slipped under everyone's door, Satsuki L. Scoville, Cristina Seliga, Gabi Scheel, Ellyn Shatz, Pete Smith, his column. I may have gone off listing committees, etc., and simply Susan Steele, Jen Stritch, Tonya Ugoretz, Kathleen Walton, Mark half-cocked with my letter (like I asking everyone to volunteer for at Wilhelms, Cassandra Yutzy, and Laura Zobel. least one action, might be in order. usually do). I will submit to the EDITORS NOTE: pressure of my comrades. Any omission in the staffbox is an unintentional Editors error. Our sincere Good luck in the years to come. apologies. The power of print is one of the Good Luck, OOPS!! A Concerned Parent The Grizzly was founded in 1978, ~eplacing the previous campus greatest things in the world. Never (name withheld by request) -newspaper, The Ursinus Weekly. The Grizzly is published and edited lose it. ent'irely by students, and the views expressed in the paper are not Neil Schafer necessarily those held by the administration faculty, or a consensus of the student body. The staff of The Grizzly invites opinions from the college community and will publish them as time and space permit. The Grizzly OPINIONS EDITORS NEEDED FOR NEXT YEAR reserves the right to edit all submissions for both grammar and content. IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, CONTACT MARK

Letter Policy BALLINGER IN THE PUBLICATIONS ROOM, Letters must be typed and no more than 300 words. Name and telephone number are required for verification purposes. Letters can be deposited in the Grizzly mail box in 3RD FLOOR BOMBERGER SIDE Olin Hall or outside of the Publications Room (third floor of • Bomberger Hall, Myrin Ubrary side) by Thursday. The Grizzly reserves the right to edit all letters. Requests for anonymity will LEAVE A MESSAGE. be considered by the editorial board. April 16, 1991 Page 11 ======()pinions======Student Input on Alcohol Policy Inadequate

obvious, and understandable. A What is wrong with student them alone, but blame the school Ursinus getting the reputation of a By Mark Hallinger failure to acknowledge the school's input? In many cases, it reflected a for "forcing" them to drink off "party" school? I was shocked two Opinions Editor position on the matter, however, misunderstanding of the school's campus. In all fairness, there is a years ago when a Rutgers was also evident. Do students motivations, and sometimes it legitimate life-saving strain of University administrator said she really think the administration is made no sense at all. Consider the thought in this argument. As had heard that Ursinus was "big Dean Kane has to have the modifying the rules just to bug student proposal to have underage proposed by students, however, the on partying." I was also hardest job on campus. Consider students, or to impose some sort drinkers sign a waiver, absolving argument bordered on self­ embarrassed when I heard this. I last Monday's meeting discussing of morality on them? This is the school from responsibility. righteous blackmail. wonder how many g.ualifY students proposed changes in the Alcohol patently false, for Ursinus has had Ignoring the fact that this waiver Other student comments this reputation has cost. policy. Dean Kane clearly tried to a very liberal drinking policy for would be an illegal contract, do we included concern over the waning Why can't students moderate stress the fact that P A State Law years. UC students have been really want the school to get the of the school's reputation-a their position~? A good example of is changing-the school is now spoiled. Changes in state law reputation that such a waiver reputation for being a drinking . student-administration compromise legally liable for underage drinking demand a more clearly defmed implies. I think not. school, that is. One student said was pledging restructurmg-most injuries or deaths. Unfortunately, policy and the school is acting, so Other students brought up the that Ursinus's liberal Alcohol would agree that this has been a the feedback he got from students why is the administration faulted? "blackmail theory" of drunken policy was a prime reason he came success. A precedent of student­ was one-sided, inane, and a In my view, holding public driving-"If we can't drink on here. A more stringent policy, he administration compromise on a reflection of warped student meetings to get students involved campus, we'll go off campus and asserted, would scare students hot issue exists. If students aren't priorities. Unless students was a noble gesture, and fair. The thus have to drive drunk." away. Personally, I'd be happy to willing to offer reasonable input, moderate their input, they risk school saw the students' point of Somehow, the school becomes scare away those who consider they will have a new policy forced being left out of the policymaking view; unfortunately, judging by the responsible for what is clearly an alcohol policy an important upon them. The school seems to process. tone and content of student input, individual's choice. Where is characteristic of a school, but let's be offering an opportunity for this The defensive nature of the the ·students do not see the personal responsibility? The look at the reputation argument input, but reactionary students may students in attendance was school's dilemma. students want the school to leave from the opposite perspe~tive . Is negate the offer. Schafer Demands ()pinion

Neil Schafer hand it to a Grizzly staff member. Or if you're a faculty member, have found that people at type a one page gripe on your Ursinus College lack opinions. The trusty word processor and mail it Grizzly staff is having problems to 3rd floor Bomberger Hall (the filling the space in their library side, of course). newspaper with opinions from Opinions and the freedom of the Ursinus College students, faculty, press are valuable things that and administration. The editors Ursinus and the United States of are resorting to filling our paper American share. All Americans with comments made by Franklin have the freedom of speech and & Marshall students and faculty. press. Day in and day out, people Pretty bad for an Ursinus campus across the 50 states write to t~eir newspaper. I don't want to sound local newspaper, and bring topics too much like A. Judd Woytek, of local concern for all the people but in part his soap box lecture to read. Why should Ursinus be contains some real cold, hard, any different? scary facts. Don't go off half­ I realize that every cocked (like I usually do) and bad student has a certain amount of mouth me for what I am saying. free time, and that every student Hold on to Your Key Money? I'm just trying to incite discussion treasures that free time. These and controversy (which I do so blocks of time (escapes from well). insanity) are filled with re-runs of A Senior Never does a day go by that I Cheers, drinking, thirtysomething, why not break them in all at once, don't hear Ursinus students and drinking, socializing, drinking, bar­ The call to donate our key that dominates campus. A friend rather than being all anal retentive faculty complaining about one hopping, drinking, and more deposits to the school presents an of mine commented that she about keeping them clean. This thing or another. Maybe I hang drinking. The next time you are interesting dilemma. On the one thought the Olin-access situation would be immature, however. out with whiners and complainers, throwing back a cold one, take a hand, we ~ all indebted to the was somewhat symbolic of her What should we do, should we but that's a matter of taste. piece of paper and a pen in hand school for our educations-the years at Ursinus-the school moved donate our key deposits to The students should be heard. If central reason for Ursinus's to restrict something positive. and write down your best gripe. Ursinus? I understand that campus you have something to say, say it. Tum it in and maybe, just maybe, existence. On the other hand, the I still haven't decided what to also improvement in the form of Write it down on a scrap of paper you will fill this space in weeks to Class of 1991 has had to put do with my key deposit, but I construction is necessary, and this, in your best chicken scratch and come. up with years of mud and strongly suggest that all Seniors construction noise. We had a to an extent, means inconvenience. should pause and reflect on their viable student union for ~ But is it also necessary for the decisions. Perhaps a low turn-in semester only. And now our administration to so callously rate would send an appropriate primary non-alcoholic weekend restrict those students who put up message to those in power-don't Ills our fedi", """ "OpiIfiotu"pieca and 1M diaJogJ lIlLy OftUl inspif't! art! 1M mosl activity-Wismer Movies-has been with the construction from some of intersting .J«Iiott 0{ a publktUiOfL Uplasiott 0{ opiniott Is Ctw:iaJ for posilillt! cluJnge 10 occur callously write off a generation of ott 1M Unintu CampIU; thi.r txpreSSiofI 0{ IdeJU requirt!S input from both facuity and studUlts. relegated to a wide screen TV in the new building's pleasures? students and expect them to like it. T1Ie 0piIfi0tu S«IiIJtt 0{ T1Ie Grlzz/y Is iIIteNkd 10 be a fonun for discussion. Your opinions art! Wismer 103, while high tech Olin Being denied access to Olin may lladedlo diIcuDIoft broad based and peniMttL Then again, since most students '-P auditorium lies dormant. The seem minor. I never expected to Topia C/III IfIIIIe from IoctJI or campus Issua 10 lntematiottaJ Issua. Si",~ are content with the Reimert Dean doesn't want to get it dirty. have access to the kinds of social submissions ott GIl)' topic will be ~ T1Ie kIIgth 0{ a typical opiniott piece is USUQ/Iy scene, the lack of a consistent and betwetn 200 and 400 words. Any anicJe l'I!ICeived by a Friday can be printed in 1M following So what should we do? We activities larger institutions can adequate alternative might not Mottday'l Grizzly, as qNI« aJ/~. could all wait for a rainy day, get offer, but I thought it was in matter. It's your choice. Pieces may be ddivend dil'l!lClly 101M Publications Room (3rrt Floor Bomberger­ muddy, and run through Olin Ursinus's interest to provide a Ubtaryn~) -Opinions Edilor while drinking sodas. It's like when weekly alternative to the social you get a new pair of sneaker~ mono~!t~r~

The Cutting Edge of Surgery

BY ERIC BLEICKARDT lengthy recovery time from this operations in medicine because of metal rods removed leaving the on a monitor so the surgeon can Science Editor . operation. The total health care the reduced pain, faster recovery tube behind. Surgeons can see the interior of the abdomen cost of the disease is enormous. and almost invisible scars. manipulate instruments in the without cutting it open. The new method of removing The procedure for the new tubes to conduct the operation. A A laser is used to cut the blood A six inch gash in your abdomen this organ has been introduced method makes use of trocars tiny TV camera, attached to a vessels and to remove the takes many weeks of recovery, only three years ago. It is called (sharp pointed metal rods that fit laparoscope, is placed through the gallbladder from the liver. The leaves an extraordinarily large scar, the laparoscopic cholecystectomy within a tube). These trocars are tube in the navel. It displays a laser makes a cleaner cut than the can be quite painful and is very and it is one of the hottest pushed into the abdomen and the graphic view of a person's innards scalpel since it cauterizes the expensive. With the help "f lasel blood vessels as it cuts. and tiny cameras, the surgical The new procedure offers procedure of removing a several distinct advantages over gallbladder has changed drastically. the conventional method. One­ Gallbladder disease is one of the third of laparoscopic most common digestive disorders cholecystectomy patients go home seen by physicians in this country. the same day. Another two-thirds The disease results from large Upper Midline are hospitalized for one night. No amounts of cholesterol or pigment one stays longer than two days. that hardens to a stone within the Patients resume full activity in three to five days. Patients of the gallbladder. TweJlty million Mid-Clavicular Americans have gallstones and an conventional method remain in the additional one million develop hospital three to seven days and gallstones each year. don't return to full activity for Surgical removal of the three to six weeks. The newer gallbladder is called a UmbiHcU5 method involves less pain in cholecystectomy. The gallbladder, recovery and very little scarring. like the tonsils or spleen, is Laparoscope The new procedure is also about expendable and can be forfeited $800 less than the conventional with practically no ill effect. The Anterior AxiUary method. conventional cholecystectomy The procedure is sweeping the country and capturing the requires a six inch incision in the imagination of surgeons. A abdomen in order to operate on the gallbladder. There is hospital in Marietta, Georgia has performeo the flfst laparoscopic considerable discomfort during th:. cholecY3t0,;tomy on an outpatient basis. Some doctors predict that Electron Microscope to Be by the end of the decade, 80% of abdominal procedures may be done with "minimally invasive" Purchased with Kresge Grant techniques. BY KRISHNI PATRICK He also thinks many of the grant. The rest of the money was scope, seminar rooms, and a the equipment," says Small. He Of The Grizzly college's corporate and foundation "lent" by the school. With the faculty office. The $845,00 now hopes the department can friends will take this opportunity Kresge grant, Small comments, all endowment fund that will has to obtain the support to strengthen Tl\e Biology department has to contnbute. past Ursinus money used to be created as a result of the grant the overall program. won a $211,000 challenge grant Small stresses the importance purchase the equipment will be will then be put aside, and the from the Kresge Foundation of and necessity of an instrument like reimbursed and thus "not cost interest will be a source of income Troy, Michigan. The money will an electron microscope. It is the students anything." to finance future p..-ojects in fmance the matching grants "keystone instrument in the Finally the Kresge Foundation is biology. Help For Chronic already won by biology faculty in integrated sequence of a prestigious institution. Receiving Small explains that in the past 1989 and 1990 and support the microscopy." Past grants have a grant from the organization the main objective of the grant Fatigue Sufferers acquisition and installation of a purchased extremely precise light, serves as "an important proposals have been for expansion scanning electron microscope. The phase, and fluorescence endorsement," according to Small. and remodeling of the building The Science Section, in February only stipulation to the grant is that microscope. Thus the electron "It says to other granting agencies and purchasing state-of-the-art 26, 1991 issue of The Grizzly, ran the college must raise an $845,000 microscope is "the pinnacle of the we are a department worthy of instrumentation. Since 1989 when an article by Christin Outwin endowment fund for science by pyramid." Furthermore Small support and will help to attract the biology department received focussing on the disorder CFIDS. June 30, 1992, thus the name emphasizes this full sequence of further funding." their first grant for the purchase of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is·. c!1allenge grant. microscopy if one characteristic of The actual breakdown of Kresge microcomputer equipment, the serious disorder. If you are It is not the fIrst grant from the excellent undergraduate biology grant money is threefold. In department has been successful in affected by the disorder there is • Kresge foundation. In the 1970's programs. addition to the portion of the this area. For the future Small local chapter of the nationd the Foundation provided $100,000 There are three gains Small Kresge grant used to "payback" the says the main focus of grant CFlDS Central Support NetwoJk to convert the original library to perceives this grant bringing. One school ($120,875), $60,000 will go money will be on students. active in the Collegeville area. the co!!ege's fIrst union building. is it helps to fmance this "pinnacle toward the purchase of the actual Programs that will allow summer The local chapter is headed up by $350,00 was provided in 1986 to instrument in microscopy." It also microscope. Another pending money for student research will be June McInerney. Their nc:d. fmance the Residential Village. provides the matching funds for a grant from the Clamer foundation explored. A pending grant from meeting will be on May 12 at St.: Dr. Peter F. Small, Chairman of number of other grants received. will provide the balance of the the Howard Hughes foundation James Church, Perkiomell the Biology Department, is "very In many of the past grants from money. $30,000 will go toward would provide this summer Germantown Pike, Collegeville. confIdent" that the college will the National Science Foundation remodeling the basement of the research money and pay the salary For more information please c:aJt raise this sum because of many (NSF) and other organizations the Life Science building, making it for a new faculty member for fIve 489-0636. generous alumnae. grants have provided half the total into a "complex" with room for the years. "We now have the space and