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Volume 18, Number 48 “By Islanders, For Islanders” November 30, 2018 Island Economy Looking Up ‘Not Out of the Woods Yet’ By Gary Mooney Championship in mid-November [email protected] that this year enjoyed record crowds, so hopefully some of that spread to Water around Fort Myers other island businesses.” Beach seems cleaner and clearer. There is no way, however, Traffic is causing brief delays to to sugarcoat the summer statistics. island travel times. Snowbirds and “Fort Myers Beach and the 33931 zip seasonals seem to be returning code alone lost roughly $40 million in earlier than usual. After a summer business income and an additional of economic and environmental $16 million in reportable wages from discontent, how is the Fort Myers our workforce, many who survive on Beach business community coping? tips,” Jacki reported. “The Chamber “A vast part of the island derives these figures from the economy has recovered over survey island companies completed the past few months,” said Jacki weekly, projected out over the 367 Liszak, the Executive Director of tourism-related businesses in the the Greater Fort Myers Beach 33931 zip code as determined by Chamber of Commerce. “With the Lee County. We purposely excluded full environmental and economic Beach businesses like doctors and disaster hitting us around mid-July, lawyers, to focus exclusively on the it wasn’t until the ‘Island Hopper tourism industry. I must admit that Songwriter’s Fest’ in late September many of our largest employers did before things turned for the better, not participate, so it is likely that with cash registers ringing and these figures are on the conservative restaurants full, to lift everyone’s side.” The worst news for Jacki is spirits. There was the natural dip that some Beach businesses closed. The famous “view from the top of the bridge,” usually refers to the from October until around the start “You balance that with the fact that Gulf horizon. Over Thanksgiving weekend, this view looking north of the American Sand Sculpting others are opening and at traffic waiting to enter Fort Myers Beach was welcome news to Cont’d pg.4 Island businesses. Songwriters at Sunset Popular Music Returns to LKSP Get in the Christmas Spirit! That holiday magic is in the go past Parrot Key Caribbean Grill air as our beach town sparkles with and Shrimp Dock, head northwest twinkling lights and holiday cheer. rounding the corner in front of We’ve compiled a list here of some Doc Fords, Dixie Fish and Bonita local holiday events to get everyone Bill’s and under the skybridge in the holiday mood, so grab some before traveling in and out of two jingle bells and some sunscreen channels in Siesta Bay. After and enjoy the most wonderful time heading towards Bowditch Point, of the year. the boats will turn in front of Pink Shell Resort, passing Bayside Park DECEMBER 1 and the gazebo, Nervous Nellie’s and Matanzas on the Bay and Spirit of the Holidays Pancake finish back at Salty Sam’s for the Breakfast from 7-10am: Join Winner’s Circle Party next to Parrot Fort Myers Beach firefighters Key. Fortmyersbeach.org who will prepare breakfast for this popular holiday fundraiser for DECEMBER 4 the Beach Kids Foundation. $5/ person. 7-10am, Clubhouse at Red Spirit of Christmas Dinner Coconut RV Park, 3001 Estero Auction from 5-10pm: Local Blvd, FMB. Spirit of Christmas, Inc foundation Local songwriters entertain monthly at the “Songwriters at Sunset” concerts at gazebo at hosts this annual event to provide Lovers Key State Park. Christmas Boat Parade at 6pm: Christmas gifts to needy families By Gary Mooney annual “Songwriters at Sunset” The Greater Fort Myers Beach in SWFL. Led by Jim & Sharon [email protected] music series at the Lovers Key Chamber of Commerce’s 30th Jamieson, the foundation focuses State Park (LKSP) beach gazebo Annual Christmas Boat Parade on different families each year. Enjoy first-class original beginning Thursday, December casts off from Salty Sam’s Marina The Spirit of Christmas Dinner music, tasty barbeque, and a 13, at 3:30 p.m. Acoustic concerts at 6pm. From there, the boats and Auction will be held at the Fort festooned with Christmas lights will Myers Beach American Legion, 899 magnificent sunset with the 4th then continue the first Cont’d pg.5 Cont’d pg.10 Page 2 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018

Located Behind Publix at Snook Bight Marina Departs From 4765 Estero Blvd. Fort Myers Beach November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 3 Short Term Rentals Violation Letters Sent lation of the Town’s new Short Term register annually as a weekly rent- property owners provide a copy of Rental Ordinance. The ordinance al. the Code of Conduct to all renters includes permitted dwelling units in The existing rules also and obtain their signature agreeing the RS (Residential Single Family) specified that rentals were limit- to comply with that code. zoning district and defines short ed to a “single family.” The code’s Once registered, rental term rentals as rental for less than definition of “family” is “one or more property owners are issued a regis- 180 days. persons occupying a dwelling unit tration number which they must in- By Missy Layfield The Island Sand Paper and living as a single, nonprofit clude in all advertising of the rental [email protected] made a Public Records Request housekeeping unit, provided that unit. early this week asking for a list of a group of five or more adults who The complete STR rules The Town of Fort Myers those who were notified of a viola- are not related by blood, marriage, and regulations, Registration form, Beach Short Term Rental Ordi- tion of the Short Term Rental Or- or adoption shall not be deemed to Code of Conduct and fees can be nance, signed into law over six dinance and the reason the Town constitute a family.” There was also found on the Town’s website un- months ago, has come as a bit of thought each was in violation, but a code of conduct and required reg- der the Community Development a surprise to some property owners as of press time we had no re- istration for rentals in the previous Department, or use this link: bit.ly/ this week. Also some hotel and B & sponse. ordinance. STR-FMB B owners, and maybe a few whose On May 7, 2018, the Town Other than the ongoing reg- Fire Department STR Reg- property used to be a rental but is Council of Fort Myers Beach passed istration for pre-2003 weekly rental istration not anymore. Ordinance 18-01 Short Term Rental units, much of the old Short Term The Town is not the only entity that A November 15, 2018 let- Regulations, by a vote of 3-2, with Rental (STR) rules were ignored requires Short Term Rental proper- ter signed by “Elsie Louis, Short Mayor Tracey Gore, Vice-Mayor and not enforced by the Town, ties to be registered. The Fort My- Term Rental, Town of Fort Myers Joanne Shamp and Council Mem- according to multiple speakers at ers Beach Fire Department passed Beach,” identifies the address and ber Bruce Butcher voting AYE and council meetings as the new rules a Property Registration Ordinance Strap Number of the property and Dennis Boback and Anita Cere- were discussed last spring. in 2015 requiring “Transient, Vaca- indicates that a recent property in- ceda voting NAY. According to the tion, Short-Term, and Timeshare spection was conducted by Beach minutes of that meeting, in discuss- NEW STR RULES rentals; along with, Non-owner oc- Code Enforcement and a violation ing how the Town would identify cupied Two Family Homes register was observed: Short Term Rental. rental properties, Town Manager The new rules are in addi- with, and receive periodic Fire In- “You are hereby directed to Roger Hernstadt indicated that the tion to the old ones and require the spections from the District, for the abate or remedy these violations Town “could subscribe to a service owners of any “dwelling or dwell- purpose of saving lives and pre- within 10 days of receipt of this no- that searched the black web for vio- ing units” required to be licensed serving property.” Under the Fire tice.” lations.” by chapter 509 of the Florida Stat- registration rules, properties must The recipient is then in- Prior to the May passage utes, and used for vacation rentals, be inspected and provide the prop- structed that the violation can be of Ordinance 18-01, the Town had register and pay a registration fee. erty owner and/or a local responsi- corrected by registering the proper- a rental ordinance that restricted Those fees began at $125 for those ble party contact info. The depart- ty or discontinuing renting the prop- rentals to either a weekly or month- who registered before July 1, 2018 ment provides checklists to assist erty and all advertising. The letter ly rental. Those in the monthly zone and $150 if registered by Decem- property owners in preparing for an goes on to say that the letter is the were limited to one rental of at least ber 31, 2018. inspection. Registration fees are only warning and if not corrected, a week per month, while the week- Aside from registration, $25. the Town will continue the “code ly zone, could rent more often. The one of the main requirements is Complete information on enforcement process, which could weekly zone is primarily along both the provision of a ‘responsible par- the Fire Department’s Property include fines of up to $500 per day.” sides of Estero Blvd and between ty” for each rental unit, who will be Registration rules can be found at Some motel owners, cur- Estero Blvd and the Gulf of Mexi- available 24/7 and has authority to fmbfire.org under “Life Safety & rently licensed as a motel by the co, plus a handful of properties that address and correct any code of Support Services” or at this link: bit. State of Florida, were surprised to were in use as of 2003 as a weekly conduct violations within one hour ly/fmbFireReg receive a notice that they are in vio- rental, provided they continued to after notice. The rules require that

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Beach Botany Island Economy Looking Up by Jim Rodwell ‘Not Out of the Woods Yet’, Cont’d from pg.1 going great, like the recently- direction.” they call it a ‘State of Emergency,’ relocated Shark Bar & Grill and the because those declarations Liki Tiki on Estero Boulevard.” STATE OF EMERGENCY should help you during your most Jacki hopes for a strong desperate times, to support your economic start to the Holiday and While Jacki discussed business, yet this did the exact Tourist seasons, with help from the the overall Fort Myers Beach opposite, making our economic weather up north. “It turned colder economic conditions and issues, conditions even worse.” and snowed earlier this year than Beverley Milligan, who co-owns Beverley said the State’s usual, so many snowbirds and part- the Myerside Resort with husband economic incentive program made time residents already came south Roland Weinmann, reflected on even less sense. “They made a and brought their wallets with them! these matters from a personal Small Business Association Loan You can already see the increase perspective. available, but you must start to in traffic, with hotel bookings at or “I think that island hotels repay it after just 6 months at 18% close to normal again, with many and Bed-&-Breakfasts got hurt interest – that is like something you people who canceled trips a few worst out of all beach businesses,” get from a loan shark! So hotels lost DOTTED SMARTWEED months back actually rebooking she explained, citing two specific rental and deposit income while This week’s wildflower is the them, and others snapping up reasons. “When things bottomed not being able to access the loan Dotted Smartweed, Persicaria punctata. A available rooms, so all across the out, people organized community program, so this became a double sprawling perennial herb that grows along a wet surface rooting at nodes then ascends board, things are improving.” efforts like ‘Tip the Check’ to whammy. We not only suffered erectly with a few branching stems. Height Evidence of that is the help waiters and waitresses, from environmental and economic is 3 to 5 feet. Alternate leaves are attached Harry Chapin Food Truck will put together a weekly outing to impacts, but empty politics, as the to swollen stem nodes. The base of a leaf petiole is covered by a papery sheath. make just one final appearance on a local restaurant, or did all their promise of emergency financial This is referred as an ocrea. Leaves are Fort Myers Beach, on Wednesday, gift shopping here rather than at support was an empty one. Those lanceolate in shape and 3 to 4 inches in December 12. “We reduced it from national stores, but no one who who received loans must already length. Margins are entire. Flowers grow from leaf axils at weekly to every other week a short lives here and was going through pay them back starting in March the tips of the branches. Flower pedicles time ago,” Jacki explained. “What is those tough times booked an or April, when we hope things are are 3 to 6 inches in length. Clusters of cool is the ‘Salty Crab’ employees island hotel room for a weekend or booming again, but doing so at flowers are arranged along the pedicles in a raceme inflorescence. There are five volunteer there, because they night, so we had no way to recoup 18% means you cannot rebuild whitish-green sepals with five stamens. were the ones in line this summer any money through helpful efforts your nest egg should we face Petals are absent. Flowers are about 1/8 and are paying that back, so that is like that.” these issues again next year.” of an inch in diameter. Blooming occurs spring to fall. Fruit is a round dark brown pretty spectacular. Since summer, A second item that Beverley and Roland made pod called an achene with a few seeds many island employees either no handcuffed beach hotels was a conscious decision not to lay enclosed. longer need assistance or learned something that on the surface off any of their workforce. “We The punctata is a wetland plant that grows in marshes, swamps, and how to receive it from other would seem helpful. “Governor did all we could to support our ponds in about every county in the State, agencies. If you still need help with Rick Scott declared a ‘State of staff, because they are not just just like the Lax Hornpod, featured last food, continue to work directly with Emergency,’” Beverley said. “What employees but family, with many week. There are 20 species in the Genus the Harry Chapin Food Bank or that meant to the hotel industry, being with us for years. Once we Persicaria that grow in Florida. Persicaria visit the Choice Market at Beach however, was we had to return any decided to do that as a company, belongs in the Polygonaceae (Buckwheat) Baptist open every Thursday from deposits to anyone who canceled we took certain steps, like incurring family. Oceras are common across the family for which the evolutionary purpose 10am-3pm and ‘God’s Table’ is at their reservations, regardless of debt, while committing over the is not known. I found the specimen in the Chapel By The Sea. Contact the the reason and any cancellation next three or four months, when picture in the little known Powell Creek Chamber at 239-454-7500 and policies in place. Since we had to we hope the economy is strong, Preserve in North Fort Myers. we can get you going in the right do that, it makes me wonder why to rebuild our nest egg, Cont’d pg.6 November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 5 Songwriters at Sunset Popular Music Returns to LKSP, Cont’d from pg.1 Thursday of each month through moving people to the beach about April, with Houseboat Jim, Keith 30 minutes before the barbeque,” Parker, and Bill Steel the opening Bob reported, “and the two trolleys entertainers in December. return you to your vehicle very “My wife Shelley-Sue was quickly following the concerts, on the Friend Of Lovers Key State until every single person is safely Park (FOLKS) Board back then,” at their car. Bring your own beach said Bob Williams, in explaining the chair or blanket, as there is more origin of the concert series, “while I than enough room on the beach. was on the Board of the Americana While concerts are acoustic, we Community Music Association employ six speakers so everyone (ACMA). Since we are married, can hear clearly, but we moderate we married the two organizations! the volume, so no one suffers from Performances last roughly 90 bleeding ears!” minutes and conclude just before sunset. We felt we would be ALMOST FAMOUS successful if we filled the 80-person gazebo, but the shows caught on Bob described the quality quick, now drawing upwards of 650 of the “Songwriters at Sundown” people! The exciting thing is that performers: “Imagine if James The Lovers Key beach provides plenty of seating for concerts. Bring your own chair. over 50% are repeat visitors, while Taylor and Jackson Brown never PHOTOS PROVIDED BY THE FRIENDS OF LOVERS KEY STATE PARK. many others see LKSP for the first hit it big, yet still spent from their Chakulla & Bill Veach on January March 9 and April 13 at 2 p.m. Our time. Audiences enjoy the shows 20s to their 60s writing great songs 3 at 3:45 p.m.; Tim McGeary, Marie regular ‘Listening Room Concerts’ and musicians love playing here.” that few people ever heard. These Nofsinger & Carlene Thissen on at All Faiths Unitarian Congregation In addition to the concerts, artists should be famous but for February 7 at 4:15 p.m.; Ricky at 2756 McGregor Boulevard are the evenings begin roughly whatever reason, are not.” Baker, Boz & Mike McMillan on held most Saturdays at 7 p.m.” For 30 minutes earlier this year to While the final four shows March 7 at 4:30 p.m.; and Ross ACMA shows and information, see incorporate a fundraising barbeque are the first Thursday of each Jordan and Bill Metts join Bob April www.americanacma.org. hosted by FOLKS to benefit the month through April, the debut is 4 at 5:45 p.m. Shows are free with Lovers Key is open every soon-to-be-constructed Welcome the second Thursday in December. LKSP admission. day of the year from 8 a.m. to & Discovery Center. “There are “We were to begin on December sundown, with $8 per car admission hamburgers and hot dogs, wine, 6,” related Bob, “but that is the THE ACMA for 2 to 8 people, $4 for single cold beer and soda,” Bob related, Welcome & Discovery Center occupant vehicles or motorcycles “with suggested nominal donation groundbreaking, and two big events and $2 pedestrians and bicyclists. prices. When we first started the The ACMA is a Fort Myers- with overlapping times would be too based organization that promotes It is at 8700 Estero Boulevard; for concerts, we hosted them with a confusing.” Primary construction more information call 239-463-4588 half-dozen volunteers; now with the local artists who write and sing their on the $4 million, 4,000-square- own songs. “We are a non-profit or see bit.ly/LoversKey. For FOLKS, huge crowds and barbeque, it takes foot building, including educational see www.friendsofloverskey.org. roughly 30 people. Volunteers, by that puts on over 60 shows a year,” displays and multi-use room, explained Bob. “We host year-long To Bob, the best part of the way, include the performers begins in late Winter 2019, to be the “Songwriters at Sunset” shows who waive their fee, so be generous performances at the Fort Myers complete by Spring 2020. While the Downtown Public Library the first are that “the audience, volunteers, when we pass the tip jar for them.” State allocated the funds to build FOLKS, and ACMA all come Because of the large Tuesday of each month at 6 p.m., the Center, FOLKS committed to and just began a new forum at the together to form a community that crowds and barbeque, LKSP this raise $1 million for its exhibits and loves to hear original Americana season will utilize two trams to South County Regional Library furnishings. in Estero, appropriately called music, and every so often I get to transport guests from parking lots The remainder of the 2018- perform!” to the beach and back. “We start ‘Songwriters at the Library,’ with 19 schedule is Alan Bradford, shows on January 12, February 16, Page 6 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 Island Economy Looking Up ‘Not Out of the Woods Yet’, Cont’d from pg.4 then hope for the best, because that is all we can really do.”

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The FMB Chamber recently joined with 7 other Southwest Florida Chambers to hire the Chamber Alliance Tax Watch, a 501c3 nonpartisan and nonpolitical organization to produce a regional economic report they can present to political leaders in Tallahassee and Washington DC when they make those trips in early 2019. “We work closely with the Sanibel-Captiva Conservation Foundation, the Everglades Foundation and Captains For Clean Water as advisory groups,” Jacki added, “so our environmental positions are beyond question, because none of the necessary environmental changes will occur until our politicians listen; that political will is a necessity. This is a scary time, because it seemed we were getting a real groundswell of public support for a better environment but now that the election is over and the water seems better, we can quickly lose The Harry Chapin Food Bank truck has been a critical resource for many Island employees since August. It returns for a final stop on all that momentum.” Dec. 12 from 10am-noon at 1510 Estero Blvd., FMB. PHOTOS BY M. LAYFIELD. Beverley said that she felt that Floridians promises into actions. I am happy a Democrat than 13!” she said with a grin. “We are better chose partisan politics over Clean Water in the won Agricultural Commissioner, because now economically because the environment November election. “We wanted Clean Water sometimes things work best when you have the seems better, but there was disturbing news but it was 100% completely the opposite! involvement of both major parties.” again earlier this week about dead dolphins just Candidates whose policies and records indicate south of us, so you cannot shake the feeling that they do not support a clean environment got PREPARING SMARTER things can turn bad again and quick.” elected and rewarded with new jobs. It is difficult While the economy is improving, Jacki to see how those track records might change in “The only way to prepare business-wise cautioned that “we are not out of the woods just their new offices.” for the future is to operate at a much smarter yet, as it will take us well into the season to really Jacki however said that Florida voters level than ever before,” concluded Beverley, build back our bank accounts and reserves. got it right. “For the most part they did, though “with smarter marketing and a greater effort in Last Friday evening, it took me 75 minutes to in many ways, it was the lesser of two evils! For co-promotion with area tourist attractions; with drive the island and I was never so happy to be Senate, you had ‘Red Tide Rick’ and ‘No-Show being more assertive and focused on putting caught in traffic. I used to complain about that, Bill,’ with the former having ruined our water more ‘heads in beds’ than maybe we did in the but after this past summer, I never will again! I and the latter doing nothing to protect it over 40 past, including reallocating our time and energies am a realist and an optimist – we can clean our years. As for Governor-Elect Ron DeSantis, he by perhaps cutting back on community support water and save our economy; we just need to campaigned on Clean Water and I hear he plans and volunteer organizations. Maybe I can only work together to do it!” big changes, so we need to ensure he turns his be President of six community groups rather November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 7 NYE Fireworks Show Plans Move Ahead By Gary Mooney gofundme.com or on Facebook un- land to the Beach Park & Ride at even without fireworks, there would [email protected] der FMB Fireworks Fund. Our goal Summerlin and Pine Ridge Roads. still be a large crowd celebrating on is $15,000 to $20,000; the smaller The Matanzas Pass Bridge closes the beach. Council member Dennis It looks like there will be amount pays for a 14-minute show to all traffic at 11:45 p.m., then re- Boback agreed, saying “staff would New Year’s Eve fireworks at Mid- and the large one 19 minutes, give opens after fireworks for vehicles still have to clean up the mess off night off the Fort Myers Beach pier or take a minute-or-two!” heading off-island only, to funnel the streets and beach. What about after all! everyone off using all three lanes port-a-potties? $1,600 will never This event has been up YOU SAY IT’S YOUR for roughly the first hour. Other pay for all that!” Gore argued that in the air, so to speak, for the last BIRTHDAY! items the Town will provide include if a private group sponsored fire- two years, as some current Town all permits and creature comforts works, they should pay all cleanup Council members are less than en- In addition to New Year’s like port-a-potties.” costs, like the Fort Myers Beach thusiastic about New Year’s Eve Eve, December 31 is the Town’s Lions Club does with the annual fireworks and any Town participa- birthday, marking the 23rd anniver- SUPPORT SERVICES Shrimp Fest. Vice Mayor Joanne tion, despite that December 31 is sary of its 1995 incorporation. “To Shamp said that “there are more the Town’s 23rd birthday and all celebrate, the Town has its annual When discussing its previ- fireworks blown off over the length Council members want to honor free cupcake distribution at Times ous Town Budget in Fall 2017, the of the island than the pier.” that occasion. The uneasy alliance Square at Noon,” related Sean De- current Town Council, seemingly Town Manager Roger Hern- dictates that a volunteer committee Palma, the Town Director of Parks tired of its biannual “gnashing of stadt preferred to set money aside, raises private dollars to pay for fire- & Recreation. “The ‘Cupcake Lady’ teeth” over whether to pay for or rather than having no funds should works, while the Town will fund up volunteers have hosted this tradi- even participate in the annual fire- fireworks occur. Gore disagreed, to $10,000 for public safety and as- tion ever since the Town was born, works displays for New Year’s Eve saying “this is what government sociated event functions. but arrive early, as cupcakes go and The Fourth of July, came to does; it creeps up and takes mon- “We hosted two fireworks fast!” an apparent compromise: It would ey!” “We have had this discussion fundraisers so far,” said Jacki The Birthday party then entirely fund The Fourth of July about New Year’s Eve about 15 Liszak, who chairs the Fundrais- moves to the Fort Myers Beach event including fireworks, but not times,” said Council member Ani- ing Committee. “They were at the Community Pool at 2600 Oak New Year’s Eve. This “Peace In ta Cereceda. Butcher and Shamp Mermaid Lounge & Liquors, then Street, with soft drinks, relay rac- Our Time” agreement, however, then proposed a compromise, re- at the Nauti Turtle Dock Bar. There es, family games and photo booth contained an omission – would the ducing the Town’s New Year’s Eve is an on-going fundraiser through from 1 to 3:30 p.m. “These are free Town pay for New Year’s Eve sup- support services to $10,000 that December 21 at the Salty Crab Bar once you pay the pool admission,” port services. While Council opted Council unanimously passed. & Grill at 1154 Estero Boulevard, Sean explained. “Members are $4 to do so for New Year’s Eve 2017, it where you buy a 50/50 raffle tick- adults and kids 12 & under free, once again hotly debated the issue HAPPY NEW YEAR! et for $5 or 5 for $20. There will be with non-member adults $7 and at its September 10 meeting for the an upcoming fundraiser soon at kids $5.” 2018-19 Budget. Sean reminded everyone Shucker’s at The Gulfshore & The There is then a break until “With our water quality, that it is illegal to shoot off personal Cottage, and the Lani Kai Island that night, when the Town pres- fireworks are full of phosphorous, fireworks on Fort Myers Beach. “Be Resort will donate $1 from every ents the “Beachball Drop” in Time so fireworks over our water is not conscientious of your fellow visi- Rum Runner sale and hold a De- Square at Midnight to usher in good,” said Mayor Tracey Gore. tors, as fireworks are dangerous. cember 15 Fireworks Fundraiser 2019, as fireworks explode off the “We have to step up in our own The Town invites you to celebrate from 12-5pm. While these are fan- pier. “The Town coordinates with backyard, like we did with the plastic its birthday and usher in 2019 on tastic, we would certainly welcome the Fort Myers Beach Fire Control straw ban. The Town should commit Fort Myers Beach, during the day, a title sponsor!” District, Lee County Sheriff’s Of- zero percent to New Year’s Eve be- evening or both. We are the quint- In addition to the fundrais- fice, US Coast Guard, Lee County cause we pick up all expenses for essential All-American Town, so ers, the Fireworks Committee ac- Parks & Recreation and Florida De- The Fourth of July fireworks.” Gore enjoy our family island, patronize cepts donations in all amounts from partment of Transportation so ev- stated the Town budgeted $16,500 our businesses, and revel in our private citizens and community or- erything goes off smoothly,” Sean for all New Year’s Eve obligations, beach lifestyle. Happy New Year!” ganizations. “The Fort Myers Beach stated. “We also provide Beach and if there were no fireworks, that “See you at Times Square and the Kiwanis Club just donated $500 and Trolleys to transport guests and would drop to roughly $1,600. fireworks,” added Jacki: “BOOM!” we thank them for their support,” families along the beach and off-is- Council member Bruce Jacki reported. “Donate directly at Butcher disagreed, saying that

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call 239-463-4461 & talk to Sandy or bob on how to Submit your greeting. all greetingS Final Friday december 14! Brought to you by The Island Sand Paper Media By Islanders For Islanders since 2001 Page 8 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 Friends of The Arts Concert Series December 9 – Local Faves and The Four Seasons. All perfor- band ‘Chicago,’ ‘The British Inva- mances for the January – March sion’ and Frankie Valli & The Four concerts are at Fish-Tale Marina, Seasons. We are very fortunate to either inside the Propeller Lounge bring these incredible shows to Fort or outdoors, depending on weather Myers Beach! I belong to the Flor- conditions. ida Festivals & Events Association Tickets for the January and at our annual convention, you through March shows are $25 per can personally watch many of these person, but if you buy tickets for acts while they perform 15-minute all four concerts by December 31, showcases, and that is how we there is 10% discount. For infor- were able to decide which ones to mation or to purchase tickets, call book for our concert series.” 239-463-3600 or visit FMBarts.org. “We expect at least 200 people at each show,” said Janeen, “and the outside venue can hold more than that. Dress, however, for appropri- ate weather, as even Southwest Florida can have cool evenings this time of year.”

Al Holland will entertain at the December 9 Holiday Concert at Santini Marina Plaza. Photo provided. BEACH SCHOOL By Gary Mooney a former member of ‘The Platters,’” BENEFIT CONCERT [email protected] Janeen offered. “He is friends with several Friends of the Arts board Janeen explained that the The Winter Concert Se- A nationally-known enter- members and a big supporter of “School House Rock” show was ries benefits the Fort Myers Beach tainer, a local musical legend, the Fort Myers Beach. He has been scheduled “because the Beach El- Friends of the Arts that promotes beach’s own television star, tribute with us the past 6 years, so it ementary School approached the creative arts on the island, includ- bands and a special fundraiser for wouldn’t be a ‘Winter Concert Se- Friends of the Arts about a fundrais- ing the visual, musical and culinary Beach Elementary School headline ries’ without Al! Jo List is a ‘Friends er, and we thought including one as varieties. It sponsors four large- the 7th annual “Winter Concert Se- of the Arts’ Board Member, who is part of our ‘Winter Concert Series’ scale events each year, with the ries” sponsored by the Fort Myers well-known and beloved on this is- was the ideal format. The Beach Fort Myers Beach Film Festival, Beach Friends of the Arts. land, as much for her personality as School is the perfect partner for us, Sustainability Dinner and Paint the The “Winter Concert Series” her magnificent voice, and is a real as part of our mission is to promote Beach Plein Air Art Festival joining begins with a free show, featuring fan favorite. The Pearl Street Band the arts to our younger genera- the Winter Concert Series. You can Al Holland, Jo List and The Pearl is made up of several talented is- tion. The headliners will be Sheena become a member of the Friends of Street Band on Sunday, December land musicians who play their own Brook, who made us all so proud on the Arts through its website, to help 9, at Santini Marina Plaza from 2 - 4 original music.” ‘The Voice,’ and Bridgette Tatum, bring the arts and its various festi- p.m. “The FMB Friends of the Arts After taking a break for the who is so talented, and there might vals to the island community. wanted the first concert to be free,” holidays, the “Winter Concert Se- be a surprise or two during this “The ‘Winter Concert Se- said Janeen Paulauskis, Friends ries” returns on Thursday, January show that you won’t want to miss!” ries’ are wonderfully entertaining of the Arts Board member and se- 17, with “Back to Chicago,” a Chica- As for the remaining acts, and cultural events,” Janeen con- ries spokesperson. “It is our way to go tribute band. One week later, on “we listen to what our audience cluded. “The FMB Friends of the give back to the community, after Thursday, January 24, is a special wants,” she emphasized! “Our Arts is thrilled that we can provide the challenge of a difficult summer show, “School House Rock,” with demographic is the Baby Boom- such top-notch artistic showcases over water and economic issues. It all proceeds benefiting the Beach er generation, and what could be for the beach community!” is also perfect for welcoming back Elementary School. Two weeks lat- more appropriate for that age group many of our seasonal residents and er, on February 7, “The British In- than shows centered around the guests.” vasion” strikes Fort Myers Beach! While the first show is free, The Series concludes on Thursday, its talent is priceless! “Al Holland March 14, with “The Atlantic City headlines and he is legendary as Boys,” who channel Frankie Valli November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 9 Editorial

WELCOME BACK!

With the Thanksgiving weekend behind us, the Island can breathe a sigh of relief, at least a short one, as our visitors and seasonal residents appear to be making their way to us once again. What was once part of a routine seasonal pattern, is, this year, a much anticipated migration, as we all have a new appreciation for the val- ue of those visitors and seasonal residents. In the cycle of our seasonal tourism business, the summer is usu- ally a welcome respite from crowds and traffic and restaurant wait times. This past summer was something else entirely. We don’t need to remind our residents of that, they know it all too well. We’d like to inform our visitors so that they know that this past summer & fall have not been any- where in the range of typical here on Fort Myers Beach. So, if you are greeted especially warmly or hugged extra tightly when you appear at your favorite spot on Island, that’s why. We are REALLY, REALLY glad to see you! Many of us truly worried about how visitors would react to our en- vironmental catastrophe of the summer. Would they return? Would the sound bite news of bad water in Florida scare them away? For those unaware, a Red Tide bloom, composed of the algae Your Hometown Newspaper for over 18 years Karenia brevis, has been active in the Gulf of Mexico for over a year, first identified in October 2017, shortly after Hurricane Irma’s pass through Florida dumping a record amount of rain on the state. Most of us were too busy with hurricane recovery to pay Red Tide much mind, and as long as Bob Layfield, Publisher it was out in the Gulf, we were ok. Then it grew, some scientists say the al- [email protected] gae bloom was fed by the run-off of all that rain from Irma. Rain that picked Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not rea- up lots of pollution, like fertilizers nitrogen and phosphorus, as it drained soned into him, and cannot be reasoned out. into our rivers and then the Gulf. Algae loves fertilizers. So, it grew, but Sydney Smith stayed offshore. All last winter season, there was a Red Tide bloom, but it was offshore for the most part. Missy Layfield, Editor As rainy season began in June, so did water releases from Lake [email protected] Okeechobee. The lake had a Blue-Green algae bloom covering most Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to of the lake. Blue-Green algae is a fresh water algae, different from the use ordinary situations. Jean Paul Richter salt-water algae Red Tide. That Blue-Green algae washed into the Caloo- sahatchee River, the canals along it and then out into the Gulf. The mostly fresh water canals and river developed algae blooms, turning them a slimy Mike Buster, Circulation Manager bright green. c/o [email protected] That’s what we were watching in late July, and hoping that the In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, higher level of salinity would protect our canals from a similar algae bloom. stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson Turns out, the Blue Green algae did make its way to some of our canals, but the salinity kept it from becoming what canals right off the river were Mark List, Production Manager dealing with. [email protected] We should have been looking west. In late July, the tide carried in The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never wave after wave of dead seagrasses, algae and dead sea life and depos- stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson ited it on our beaches in drifts as tall as your knees in many places. The sights and smells of that week will stay with Islanders a very long time. Massive beach clean-up efforts by the town and county cleared the beach. Sarah List, Photographer That offshore Red Tide bloom had killed much of the fish and sea life off Fitness - If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great our shore and the wind and water currents brought it onto shore. body. Cher Red Tide levels stayed high along our beaches for weeks. Then with a little help from Hurricane Michael, the worst of it moved offshore. Our beaches cleared for the most part, but with the Red Tide bloom still Sandy Sandness, Advertising off the coast of SWFL, we watch it closely. We care about our visitor’s [email protected] health and their vacation experience. We encourage people to watch the Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. Red Tide reports by the Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission Lord Byron (FWC) and to be alert to any respiratory irritation. The Red Tide is very patchy and has been for weeks, so one beach might be affected, but an- Gary Mooney, Lead Writer other just down the road may not. So long as the Red Tide is an issue, we [email protected] will provide a weekly report on water sample tests from the FWC and other Life is something that everyone should try at least once. agencies. Henry J. Tillman Economically, we’ve had a terrible summer here on our Island. Our businesses and employees have suffered loss of income & savings. This was not a week of cold, rainy weather. This was months and months with virtually no tourism. An Theindependently Island owned and Sand operated island Paper newspaper. Even though you might now see a mostly filled restaurant, it will PHONES Office: 239 - 463- 4461 take months of great business to make up for the economic hit employees FAX 855-886-3568 (toll-free) and businesses took this summer. MAIL 450 Old San Carlos Blvd. Unit G-108 So, we are glad you’re here! If you want to help our Island recover, Ft. Myers Beach, Florida 33931 here are a few things you can do: - Over tip your server, bartender, housekeeper, etc. E-Mail [email protected] - If you have friends in SWFL, suggest they meet you on Island for drinks and a meal. WEBSITE fortmyersbeach.news - Consider gifting of experiences this Christmas: a boat rental, parasail ride, kayak tour. LETTER SUBMISSION POLICY The Island Sand Paper welcomes letters from Islanders on local issues. - When visitors plan to visit, instead of packing everyone into your OFFICE HOURS Signed letters up to 300 words are welcome. All letters should be the MON-FRI 10AM-3PM house, suggest they stay, at least a night or two, at a local hotel or B & B. original work of the author, include city of residence and a phone number Subject to change due to for verification. No pseudonyms. We reserve the right to edit for clarity, - Get your friends or neighbors together and start a weekly lunch or story assignments. length, accuracy and to prevent libel. Repetitive letters from the same CALL TO BE SURE! dinner outing. individual on the same subject will not be printed. We will publish a maxi- - Donate to food banks when you can. Harry Chapin and Beach mum of two letters from the same individual every 30 days. Submissions over 300 words may be considered for publication as a Guest Commen- Baptist Choice Market kept our service employees and their families fed tary based on available space, relevance and the quality and coherence of the piece submitted. Deadline this summer. for letter submission is noon Wednesday. Submit letters via email to [email protected], online at fortmyersbeach.news or mail to address on this page. Together our Island will recover if we all do our part. Thank you for being here and helping in our recovery! Islanders are invited to submit original articles and photos for publication. Publication is based on available space, relevance and quality. The Sand Paper uses artistic license for humor and to amuse its readers. Nothing contained in this publication is intended to embarrass or offend anyone. Missy Layfield COPYRIGHT 2000-2018 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Editor No parts of this newspaper may be copied or reproduced without the written permission of The Island Sand Paper. Page 10 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 Get in the Christmas Spirit! Cont’d from pg.1 Buttonwood, on San Carlos Island. DECEMBER 7 Entry is free, dinner $10/person with cash bar. Taylor Stokes will Spirit of the Holidays Dinner entertain. Raffles and an auction. Auction at 6pm: The Beach Kids Spiritofchristmasinc.com Foundation annual dinner auction will be held at DiamondHead Carol Sing Along at 7:30pm: Join Resort this year. This campaign in singing your favorite Christmas focuses on ensuring that island carols with the Church of God kids have a great Christmas, with Prophecy Gospel Choir and the funds supporting 100+ children Tropical Storm men’s quartet at each year, as well as a Beach St. Peter’s Lutheran Church, 3751 Easter Egg Hunt and scholarships Estero, FMB. Free admission. for local kids. Cocktails 6pm; dinner Refreshments following. 239-463- and auction begin at 7pm. Tickets 4251. $100. For more information, call Linda 239-980-0661. DECEMBER 6 Holiday Pops Concert at 7pm: Home for the Holidays Concert Welcome the holidays in paradise at 7pm: Voices of Naples, under with the classics and carols by the the direction of Dr. Doug Renfroe, Symphonic Chorale of Southwest will present an evening of Florida. Village Church at Shell Christmas and Holiday favorites, Point Retirement Community. accompanied by a string quartet Tickets $35. 239-454-2067, from the Southwest Florida Symphony at Chapel by the Sea at 7pm. No tickets required. Free will DECEMBER 8 offering. 2500 Estero Blvd, FMB. Holiday Open House & Bake The Poinsettia tree in Times Square. FILE PHOTO. Sale from 2-4pm: All are welcome to join members of the Estero Island Historic Society to mingle and celebrate the holiday season at the annual Open House at the Historic Cottage, 161 Bay Rd, FMB. Sip punch, view the festive decorations adorning the Cottage and purchase fresh-baked goods to take home. Donations of baked goods are welcome. Drop them off at The Annex of the Historic Cottage on Dec.8 between 10am and 1pm.

DECEMBER 9

Christmas Open House from 1 - 4pm: All are invited to Chapel by the Sea for an afternoon of kids’ games, make & take crafts, reindeer cornhole toss and other games. Tour the beautifully decorated sanctuary and enjoy holiday treats and cocoa. Free and open to all. 2500 Estero Blvd, FMB.

Holiday Concert at 2pm: Fort Myers Beach Friends of the Arts Concert Series kicks off with this free holiday concert by Al Holland, Jo List and the Pearl Street Band singing holiday classics and carols outdoors at Santini Marina Plaza, 7205 Estero Blvd, FMB.

A Most Wonderful Christmas Concert at 2pm: The Bonita Springs Concert Band presents this free concert with vocalist Amy Bright at Riverside Park, 10451 Old 41 Rd, Bonita Springs. Bring a chair or blanket. Refreshments available.

Blue Christmas Service at 7pm: Chapel by the Sea will hold a Blue Christmas Service for those who are lonely, depressed and hurting and looking for a light in the midst of the darkness. This service can provide comfort for those who feel little comfort and joy amid this celebratory season. 100 Chapel St, FMB. 239-463-3173. DECEMBER 10

Christmas Eve as Celebrated Long Ago at 10:30am: Go back in time with Alice Glawe at the Beach Library to spend The Night Before Christmas with Clement C. Moore on 12/24/1822 and the Peasley’s November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 11 Christmas Spirit! Spirit of Christmas Silent Auction Fundraiser Cont’d By Missy Layfield for; all donations go directly toward on 12/24/1922, featuring O Holy [email protected] helping families.” Night. “It’s really something!” Jim There are people who talk said. “A week or so before Christ- about helping others and then there mas, we ask our selected families DECEMBER 11 are people who just go out and do to meet us at a Super Walmart. it. Sharon and Jim Jamieson of Fort Each family is given gift cards Holiday Tree Craft at 10:30am: Myers Beach are doers and have based on the number of children in Head to the library for this crafty been for the 20+ years that they the family. They are told to select way to create a tree out of a tomato have been the heart and soul of the anything they want or need for their cage and add some holiday spirit to Spirit of Christmas Foundation that family. Then, when they’re done, your home. Pre-register with a $10 hosts its annual fundraising event we ask them if they have a Christ- materials fee. 239-765-8162 on Tuesday, December 4 from 5 mas tree. If not, we give them one, -10pm at American Legion Post and some wrapping paper so they Why Eleanor Roosevelt Loved 274, 899 Buttonwood Drive, Fort are ready for Christmas!” Christmas at 1:30pm: Join an Myers Beach. Jamieson explained that On Tuesday, there will be Eleanor Roosevelt expert at the Open to everyone, with at least 30 of this year’s recipient over 60 silent auction items up for Beach Library to learn more about free admission, this party is not families are coping with childhood bid at the American Legion. Hotel her and her incredible life, including just a fundraiser, it’s fun! There cancer and have exhausted their stays, golf, restaurant packages the two Christmas books she wrote. will be live entertainment by Taylor finances in that battle, with noth- and more will be available. Stop by Stokes, dancing, a silent auction, ing left for Christmas. Each year, the American Legion, enjoy dinner, DECEMBER 13 50/50 raffles and specials on food Spirit of Christmas helps approx- bid in the silent auction and have and drink. Entry is free. Dinner is imately 150 families and 250 chil- some fun! Jamieson promises a Holiday Inn III Concert at 7pm: just $10/person with a cash bar. dren, using all of the approximately good time while doing a lot of good Beach United Methodist Church The goal of the foundation $20,000 they hope to raise during for needy kids and families. presents a Paul Todd & Paul Todd is to raise money to provide a spe- their annual fundraiser Tuesday. “What could be better or Jr Concert - an enchanting evening cial Christmas for needy children “Each year, we carefully se- more fun? “ lect the families in the most need in inspired by Irving Berlin featuring and families in our area. Those To donate or learn more families are recommended to the our area. We only do a family once, your favorite Christmas songs. about Spirit of Christmas, Inc., a Christmas refreshments available. foundation via a variety of reliable so we are really serious about find- Free will offering, suggested channels, such as local hospitals, ing the right families,” said Jim. “We 501c3 non-profit organization, see donation $20-$25. 239-463-9656. schools and social service agen- do all this without any administra- spiritofchristmasinc.com. 155 Bay Rd, FMB. cies. tion costs. All funds are accounted DECEMBER 14 – 16

Christmas Tree Festival: Enjoy the inaugural Christmas Tree Festival sponsored by the FMB Woman’s Club at 175 Sterling St., FMB. Over 15 trees decorated by local charitable organizations, all up for bid via a silent auction. Musical performances, optional new toy drop. On Saturday, December 15, enjoy chili tasting as the silent auction continues, a bake sale and cash bar. Entry $5 or a new toy. On Sunday December 16, don’t miss Santa Claus’ visit, or go hungry while you wait, as there will be food trucks on location, live music by David Rojas, Jr and the wrap up of the silent tree auction. Fmb-wc.org DECEMBER 15

Christmas Market from 10am – 3pm: Head to the Mound House where a variety of vendors will be offering unique gifts for everyone on your list. The Caloosa Carvers will be on site selling items carved from the 120-year old Strangler Fig tree damaged during Hurricane Irma. Food and beverages available for purchase. Mound House admission is free this day. 451 Connecticut St, FMB. Parking available at 216 Connecticut St. Event supports the Friends of the Mound House.

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Spirit of the Holidays Wrapping Party at 5pm: All the toys donated at the Beach Kids Foundation’s fundraisers will be wrapped at this special party that begins at 5pm and continues until all the gifts are wrapped. Meet at the Clubhouse at Red Coconut RV Park. 3001 Estero Blvd, FMB. Page 12 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 VCB Reports Slow Summer 2019 Marketing Plans By Bob Layfield live internet streaming viewership [email protected] will surpass traditional TV sources in the first quarter of 2019. Faster The Lee County Visitors networks coming from wireless car- and Convention Bureau (VCB) re- riers will enhance user experienc- ported to the Tourist Development es of streaming info and entertain- Council (TDC) during their regular ment, and permit an “always on” monthly meeting held earlier this marketing strategy. 2019 planned month at the Westin Cape Coral media mix for the VCB will include Resort. This meeting was held just continued dominance of digital, before the 2018-19 Annual Sales broadcast and print advertising, ac- & Marketing Meeting. Figures con- counting for 64% of the total bud- firmed the anxiety within the tour- get, with 7 other channels making ism industry since the end of July up the remaining 36%. when Lee waters began seeing Research also has identi- the largest environmental disaster fied 5 different leading traveler tar- in years from Red Tide and Blue- get profiles that will be addressed. Green Algae blooms. Lee County, “Paddles@play” refers to travelers along with county municipalities, seeking boating, paddleboarding collected 5 million pounds of dead and kayaking experiences. Next up plant and marine life along its is “Together & Traveling” who are shores during the summer. The pe- Beaches and the Fort Myers Beach Pier were the top two “most visited” locations during July, August & married couples traveling without riod was marked with early depar- September, according to tourism statistics. children. “Theme-Park Survivors” tures and reservation cancellations PHOTO COURTESY OF LEE COUNTY VISITOR & CONVENTION BUREAU. are families seeking soft adven- by visitors. others. Repeat or knowledgeable and vacationers can have a true tures and attractions offering ex- However, bed tax collec- visitors seemed to be the most for- picture of the water and beach con- periences for older children. “Snap tions marked their 8th year in a row giving, while first or seldom visitors ditions going forward. Happy” refers to the traveler group of increases, collecting a total of were most critical of their travel The regular monthly meet- that seeks, identifies and visits the $42.1 million, an annual increase experience. This raises concern ing questions about needed future most beautiful locations to capture of 5.9%. Bed taxes come from a because new visitors are needed communications segued well into their selfies. Lastly, “Fido in Tow” 5% tax collected on all short-term to become the next generation of the coming year’s Sales & Market- refers to travelers with pets seeking accommodation rentals. This posi- seasonal snowbirds and residents. ing Plan for 2018-2019. The annu- pet-friendly destinations and activi- tive annual number was restrained Foreign travel remains behind prior al meeting, attended by about 300 ties. This group continues to grow by year-over-year losses for both year numbers with global concerns travel and tourism professionals, as pet ownership and its lifestyle August and September, tempering about tougher US visa policies and began with highlights of the past expand in our society, enabling tourism trends forecasts. overall foreign travel security. Lei- year’s performance and traveler travel with more liberal airline pet Bob Domine of David- sure travel for the non-retired indi- market trends, but quickly moved travel policies. son-Peterson Associates (DPA) cated a slight decline due to time on to looking forward to Targets Strategies to reach these gave a summary report of their and money, as the US continues to and Strategies. Key markets are target groups are sophisticated and Summer 2018 Visitor Profile and lead the world in unused vacation expected to be similar to the past, diverse. The most consistent goal Occupancy Analysis for the months time. Offsetting this negative is an as supported by the data in DPA’s described is to focus and speak of July, August, and September. approximate equally positive fore- specific Lee County traveler sur- with one unified voice, continuing The quarterly report is derived from cast in business travel, supported veys. Major changes in telecom to build the “Islandology” brand, about 1,000 face-to-face interviews by a stronger global economy. The and media markets are responsi- and the area’s primary economic done throughout Lee County. Giv- summary consensus seemed to ble for a movement in marketing engine. For more tourism statis- en the conditions, the reports were suggest continued uncertainties, trends towards growth in streaming tics or the 2018-2019 VCB Sales & extremely positive on visit enjoy- and a need for a comprehensive entertainment services rather than Marketing Plan, “Drawn Together,” ment, satisfaction and intent to re- strategy of accurate crisis commu- traditional cable or satellite broad- visit leevcb.com. turn and recommend Lee County to nications. Then meeting653496.crtr planners - Page 1cast - Composite channels. Research indicates

Visit Us at WWW.SPIRITOFCHRISTMASINC.COM 16TH Annual Fundraising Event At The American Legion Post 274, 899 Buttonwood Drive, Fort Myers Beach FL, 33931 Tuesday December 4th, 2018 from approximately 5pm until ?

Great Silent Auction Tables with Hotel Stays, Golf, Food & More. 50/50 Draws Entertainment by Taylor Stokes and Dancing Dinner: Full Chicken Dinner $10.00

OPEN TO PUBLIC (FREE ADMISSION) You do not have to be a Member of the Legion to Attend. We are Proud to Help out Families that were not going to have a Christmas this year. Our Goal is to raise money so that the neediest of Families can have a Wonderful Christmas. November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 13 Share Holiday Greetings Support Harry Chapin Food Bank Looking to share holiday the Island Sand Paper will donate greetings with the whole Island? $25 to the Harry Chapin Food Bank Or maybe just send one out to a of Southwest Florida. So this is ac- special someone? Or how about tually a cleverly disguised fundrais- a ‘Wish You Were Here’ greeting er for an organization that has sup- to those loved ones still in the cold ported Fort Myers Beach so well and snow? with their mobile food truck pres- The Island Sand Paper has ence throughout the summer and you covered! fall. To help our readers share We need your greetings by their Glad Tidings and Joy, the Is- noon, Monday, December 17, so land Sand Paper is offering a fun email your greeting NOW to info@ holiday greeting option with its own fortmyersbeach.news with your special holiday twist. No stamps, no name and phone number(which we writer’s cramp, no post office line. won’t share). You can also call the Just one email and you can wish office at 239-463-4461. Don’t wait! our entire Island, your loyal custom- We will call you back to confirm your ers or favorite restaurant, bartender greeting and get credit card info. All or barber a Merry Christmas! greetings must be prepaid via Visa, On December 21, we will MasterCard, check or cash. publish a special two-page cen- Examples are below, but terfold greeting card in the Island you can also handwrite your own Sand Paper. We invite individuals, greeting, take a good clear photo families and businesses to share & email it to us! Get creative! Join their short holiday message with us in supporting Harry Chapin Food family and friends via this Sand Pa- Bank AND wishing your friends and SEND HOLIDAY GREETINGS IN per Greeting Card page. family a great holiday! THE ISLANDS SAND PAPER Your message will be seen by over 20,000 readers from Lov- Wish You Were Here! ers Key State Park to the Sanibel The Jones Family SUPPORT Bridge, plus thousands more in the online issue at fortmyersbeach. HARRY CHAPIN FOOD BANK news! Your message can be viewed Holiday Greetings to All! by readers anywhere in the world! Everyone at XYZ Bar & Grill TWO LINES FOR $50 Send us your two line, 35 characters per line holiday greeting, Merry Christmas & Happy New WITH $25 TO THE FOOD BANK and we will publish it on a special Ye a r ! two-page centerfold greeting card in the December 21 Island Sand Bill & Sophie SEND GREETINGS TO Paper. (Characters include letters, INFO@FORTMYERS BEACH.NEWS spaces, numbers and punctuation.) Season’s Greetings! OR CALL 239-463-4461 BY NOON, DEC 14 Just $50 buys this greeting Best Ever Condo Assn. and for every greeting purchased,

The Shamrock Irish Pub wants to give thanks to the following businesses for their donations to the Toys for Kids Event held Sunday Nov 18: Sun Coast Beverage Marti’s Restaurant Print Shop Ink JJ Taylor Distributing Diamond Head FMB Medical Rib City Wild’s Cycle Ray & Jenny Bonita Bills Shipwreck Silva & Kenny Love Boat Ice Cream Doc Ford’s BBQ Robbie Yucatan Beach Stand Bait Station The Band – Play Dead Jungle Golf Munch Box Sun Hardware Restaurant Chris & Todd & All of Dog N Suds Key West Express the FMB Fire Depart- Cypress Lake Football Flamingo Inn ment Hooters - FMB Planet Fitness Platinum Fitness Sea Gypsy Castaways Bar Snyderman Shoes

I want to thank all the people who donated toys & money for the Kids, and also to all the volunteers who helped out. It was a great turn-out. If not for all of you, we could not make a child’s Christmas a little better !!! Besides the toy collec- tion, we raised $2651 from raffles, 50/50, silent auctions, & donations!! Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Mike Hotz – The Shamrock Irish Pub Page 14 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 Doubles Winners American Sand Sculpting Championships The 32nd Annual American and Laura Cimador-Gowdy. Sand Sculpting Championship pre- sented by Seminole Casino com- 3rd Place: “Connected/Discon- pleted a 10-day run last Sunday nected” by Bert Adams and De- with the crowning of Doubles Divi- Layne Corbett. sion and Advanced Amateur com- petitions. Solo awards were pre- Winners in the Advanced Amateur sented on Sunday, November 18. Division were:

Winners in the Master 1st Place: “Alien Vacation” by Lisa Sculptor Doubles Division were: Fewless

1st Place: Sculptors Choice and 2nd Place: “Pucker Up” by Aman- People’s Choice: “Return to Oz” by da Bolduc Bruce Phillips and Jihoon Choi

2nd Place: “Dreaming Nonna’s Bedtime Stories” by John Gowdy

Master Sculptor Doubles Champions Bruce Phillips and Jihoon Choi with their sculpture, “Return to Oz.” Your December issue of PHOTO COURTESY OF AMERICAN SAND SCULPTING CHAMPIONSHIP. Sand Life is Now Available! Read the latest monthly print edition of the Sand Life Magazine. Providing the most complete listing of all the activities and fun to be found on Fort Myers Beach.

DOUBLES 2ND PLACE WINNER: “DREAMING OF NONNA’S BEDTIME STORIES” BY JOHN GOWDY AND LAURA CIMADOR-GOWDY. PHOTO SARAH LIST

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Various sculptures from the 2018 American Sand Sculpting Championships.PHOTOS BY SARAH LIST Page 16 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018

Master Naturalist Graduates Last week 19 students graduated from the Coastal Module of the Florida Master Naturalist Program. The Graduates are: Sandra Antoni, Jennifer Bobka, Greg Bryson, Jeanne Estes, James and Vickie Jaquette, David Lee, Michael Lund, Johanna Muller, Jim Nicolino, Tom Perrin, Greg and Janice Raab, Nick Rezac, Ryan Scofield, Linda Steele, Tyler Travis, Michelle Wharton and Pete Wiese. Instructors for the course were Mick Curtis, Jim Rodwell and Jim Winn. Photo by Jim Rodwell.

WHY I LIVE HERE. PHOTO TAKEN BY GEOFFREY ALLESPACH DURING MORNING WALK ON NOVEMBER 24, 2018.

It’s the holiday season! 2018 - 2019 WINTER

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December 9, 2-4 P.M. LOCAL SHOWCASE Presenting the incomparable Al Holland along with local faves, The Pearl Street Band and Jo Listt

Find out more information about FMB Friends of the Arts and how to purchase tickets for 2019 series by visiting FMBarts.org, connect on Facebook or call (239) 463-3600. November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 17 No Gore, Boback Ethics Complaint EITA Decision By Missy Layfield Ft. Myers Beach Town Mayor Tracey Gore and [email protected] councilman Dennis Boback, the Estero Island Tax Association (EITA) has decided not to move The Estero Island Taxpayers Association forward at this time. While we are confident the (EITA) of Fort Myers Beach announced early case has legal merits, we know our community Thursday, November 29, 2018, their decision to has been painfully rocked by this scandal and not file an official ethics complaint against Mayor want to avoid any further damage. Further, with Tracey Gore and Council Member Dennis Bo- the upcoming election in March 2019, we be- back with the State of Florida. The organization lieve the court of public opinion will ensure those had considered an ethics complaint after Assis- elected will have qualities that include common tant State Attorney Anthony Kunasek issued his sense, professionalism and respect for the com- opinion that there had been no criminal Sun- munity they are elected to serve.” shine Law violations in a September 13, 2018 Ethics complaints to the State of Flori- meeting and taped conversation. da take months to be heard and resolved. On In that conversation, taped legally, Gore, March 5, 2019, Fort Myers Beach voters will go Boback and several others, including Chris Pat- to the polls to fill the two council seats that Gore ton, who has filed two lawsuits against the Town and Boback currently hold. Both are eligible to over the council’s approval of the TPI-FMB/Mar- run again, as they are completing their first re- representing the rights of all Estero Island Tax- garitaville Resort, were heard discussing the cent terms, but neither has yet filed paperwork payers and their role in local economic and poli- TPI vote, the Town attorney and their support or indicated whether they will be running for cy decision making,” the statement concludes. for Patton’s lawsuit against the Town. Gore and re-election. Three Island residents have already Despite calls from the EITA and several Boback voted in favor of the TPI project in the indicated that they plan to run: Dan Allers and community members, Gore and Boback have unanimous decision in May, but made it clear in former council members Ray Murphy and Rex- ignored calls to step down from council. They the taped conversation that they support Patton ann Hosafros. claim they did and said nothing wrong, with and Lani Kai owner Robert Conidaris’ efforts to Milligan and the EITA are not backing Gore blaming the controversy on “mean peo- stop the project. Gore also expressed regret at down from their position that the September 13 ple,” during a council discussion October 15. voting for projects that benefit the whole island conversation reflected a betrayal of community Boback blamed the messenger, calling The Is- rather than her own neighborhood and declared trust, but indicated they expect that Town voters land Sand Paper, the “Island Toilet Paper” in that she would not vote that way going forward. will send a message to Gore and Boback. council meeting. On the day the taped conver- Kunasek’s statement included the ca- “It is now on record the betrayal, abuse sation story first appeared in print, September veat that his review included only criminal Sun- of power and mind-numbing rhetoric from Gore 21, 2018, Gore, through her attorney, notified shine Law violations, and did not address any and Boback, elected officials, who abused their both EITA and the Island Sand Paper that she possible civil or ethics violations. He concluded positions, have a disdain for the truth and are intended to file a defamation lawsuit claiming, that because Gore and Boback “did not express against the town they are supposed to repre- “Your statement that my client is acting uneth- decisions, resolutions, rules, regulations, con- sent,” the EITA statement reads. ically by supporting a legal action against the clusions or votes on any matters on which fore- “Given the people have the power to re- Town of Fort Myers Beach is defamatory on its seeable action by the council would be taken” move elected officials from office, we are confi- face.” No lawsuit has been filed to date against that there was no criminal violation. dent that come March, the residents of the Town EITA or the Island Sand Paper. Beverley Milligan, President of the Es- of Ft. Myers Beach will vote with their hearts To hear the September 13 tapes, see the tero Island Taxpayers Association, explained and head and send a blunt message to Gore November 1 Sand Paper article, “No Criminal the EITA’s decision to not pursue an ethics com- and Boback that deception and bullying is not Sunshine Charges” at fortmyersbeach.news. To plaint, “Despite the growing support to move acceptable in our community. learn more about the EITA, visit www.esterois- ahead with filing an ethics complaint against “EITA will continue to be committed to landta.org Page 18 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018

Ranger-led programs. See the see birds in native vegetation with the beach. For more info call 774- park during walking nature tours, experienced Bird Patrol guides 563-8874 bike tours, with bike and helmets pointing out the many species in provided), geo-caching, fishing Lakes Park, a Lee County bird- CAR SHOW December 2018 FREE clinics and more. Guided Kayak ing hot spot and crucial nesting Parrot Key Caribbean Grill hosts Tours are just $10/person and that area for many birds. Please wear two car shows each month, on the includes kayak rental! Most activ- comfortable shoes and dress to be 1st and 3rd MO. Next shows: Dec ities are free with park entry: $8/ outside. Bring water, sunscreen 3 & 17 from 4-7pm. Stop by to see vehicle with up to 8 people; $4 for and binoculars. For more informa- some cool hot rods, classic cars a single-occupant vehicle and $2 tion call 239-533-7580. and custom trucks. Have a great per pedestrian or bicyclist. car? Get arrive early for parking CHRISTMAS EVENTS and registration. Free to show; free SHRIMP DINNER See the list of holiday events in to look. For more information visit Enjoy our area’s finest delicacy, this week’s paper, “Get in the MyParrotKey.com or call 239-463- Gulf Pink Shrimp, at the monthly Christmas Spirit!” 3257. Shrimp Dinner offered at Historic A Daily Guide to Fun on the Beach St. Raphael’s Episcopal Church, YOGA AT THE GAZEBO CALUSA BLUEWAY A uliation o FortMyersBeah.news 5601 Williams Dr. on SA Dec 1 Friends of Lovers Key State Park SPEAKER from 5-7pm. All you can eat GULF offers Yoga at the beach Gazebo The first of a series of free Calu- GREAT OUTDOOR shrimp, homemade cole slaw, every MO morning at the park at sa-Blueway-related programs will ADVENTURE DAY baked beans & cornbread. Soda 9:30am beginning Dec. 3 through be offered on TU Dec 4 at 6:30pm On SA Dec 1 from 10am-3pm, included. Beer and wine available. May. Instructor Sandy McShane at Wa-Ke Hatchee Rec Center, Lovers Key State Park is hosting $20/per person. offers an hour of Open Vinyasa 16760 Bass Rd, Fort Myers. Dan a fun-filled day geared toward Flow. $10/class plus park entry Carns, a professional kayak fishing encouraging participation in all that fee. Participation helps support guide with years of experience the park offers while learning about MORNING MEANDER Enjoy a Nature Walk with a Bird the future Welcome & Discovery kayak-fishing the waters of the the park’s unique habitats and Patrol Guide on SA Dec 1 at 8am Center. Bring a yoga mat, water Calusa Blueway, will discuss, “In- wildlife. There will be food, plenty at Lake Park. This easy walk along and any props you need. Arrive in troduction to Kayak Fishing Tour- of children’s activities and many clear paths offers an opportunity to time to park and take the tram to naments.” Free.

BUNCHE BEACH BIRDS On SA Dec 8 beginning at 8am, enjoy beautiful Bunche Beach, an excellent birding site with a Bird Patrol Guide. Bunche is an excellent spot for both migrant and resident waders and shore- birds working the mudflats at low tide. Also warblers, waterfowl and raptors. Free with paid parking ($2/ hour) For more info call 707-3015.

BAKE SALE The Bayside Estates Socialites will host a Holiday Bake Sale on Sun- day, December 9th from 8-11 am in conjunction with the Men’s Club Pancake Breakfast in the Bayside Estates Clubhouse just off San Carlos Blvd south of Pine Ridge Rd. Stop by and pick up some hol- iday treats!

SANTA ROCKS The Beach Baptist Church and the Lewis P. Tabarrini Children’s Music Outreach Foundation will host a Want to test your smarts & win prizes? musical benefit beach bash at the Tuesday nights are trivia night at Lani Kai on SU Dec 9 from 1-5pm, to benefit the children of FMB. The Fish-Tale Waterfront Dining beginning at 7:00 pm. Kate Skales Band, Freecoasters, Not Guilty and Siren Says Rock Join us in the Tiki Bar for all the fun! Band, plus others will be playing on the beach side stage. All unwrapped toys (or pet food/ LOCAL’S NIGHT supplies for Gulf Coast Humane is the place to be on Wednesday nights! Society) will be collected for the Beach Baptist holiday toy drive. Join us for half-priced drinks and $6 Marina Bites, along with our regular menu from 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm. FOOD BANK The Harry Chapin Food Bank will Bring your friends, meet your neighbors and enjoy a night of fun! bring their mobile food truck to 1510 Estero Blvd on WE Dec 12 from 10am-noon to help local resi- dents faced with decreased earn- Now serving breakfast on Saturdays and Sundays from 8:00 am – 11:00 am. ings related to our water quality problems. Choice Market is also Happy Hour from 11:00 am – 6:00 pm daily available every TH from 10am- 3pm at Beach Baptist. Fish-Tale Marina TOXIC PUZZLE Behind Santini Marina Plaza See this award-winning documen- tary about the hunt for a link be- tween toxic algae blooms and ALS 7225 Estero Boulevard and Alzheimer’s. The Sanibel-Cap- tiva Conservation Foundation will (239) 747-6500 show this film on WE Dec 12 at 6pm as part of their Homestead www.FishTaleDining.com series at the Baily Homestead November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 19

Preserve, 1300 Periwinkle Way, Beach Baptist Church office ASAP Preserve. Wear comfortable cloth- animals of this mangrove preserve Sanibel. Doors open at 5:30 Tick- at 239-463-6452 to get on the list. ing, shoes that can get wet. Bring in this guided walk through the ets: $10. For more info and tickets, water, binoculars, bug spray and Matanzas Pass Preserve. Offered visit sccf.org or call 239-472-2329. FIREWORKS FUNDRAISERS camera. 18201 John Morris Rd. every TH at 9:30-11am. Free with Support FMB New Year’s Eve Free with paid parking. free parking. 199 Bay Rd, FMB. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED Fireworks by participating in a The Mound House is seeking 50/50 Raffle at the Salty Crab. EXPLORING ETHNOBOTANY VALENTINES DAY volunteers to assist at the museum Tickets are just $5, with 5 tickets This guided walk, offered every Is it too early to plan a special with tours, community programs for $20. Drawing will be held Dec WE from 9:30-11am, through Valentine’s Day? Not if you want and special events, especially for 21. Winner need not be present Matanzas Pass Preserve offers to participate in the very popular late December programs. A Volun- to win. On Dec 15, the Lani Kai a look at how the Calusa Indians “Love at Lover’s Key” vow renewal teer Training session will be held will host a Fireworks Fundraiser used native plants as food and on TH, Feb 14th. Couples are invit- on FR Dec 14 at 8:30am. Call 238- from noon-5pm. Donations to the shelter. Free with free parking. 199 ed to participate in a Special 10th 765-0865 for more information. fireworks effort can also be made Bay Rd, FMB. Annual Vow Renewal Ceremony at Additional training sessions will be at the Chamber of Commerce the Gazebo on the beach. Choose held January-April at 8am on the office, on the FMB Fireworks Fund WATER QUALITY LINKS either a 10am, 1pm or 4pm cer- first TU of the month. Facebook or GoFundMe page. See what the latest water testing emony. All include a Champagne results are by using these links: toast, meal, coffee and cake, photo BEACH KIWANIS CLUB PUTT & PUB CRAWL Lee VCB: bit.ly/LeeRT opportunities and door prizes. Fee The Fort Myers Beach Kiwanis Registration is now open for the SCCF Reports: bit.ly/RiverStatus is $100 per couple, a non-refund- Club invites anyone interested in 2019 Putt & Pub Crawl! Get your Lee County Algae Status: leegov. able donation to the park’s new supporting the community to join team and sign up now for this 9 com/waterqualityinfo Welcome and Discovery Center. them for breakfast on FR Dec 7 hole putt-putt golf event held in Register at Eventbrite: bit.ly/Vow- at 7:30 am for breakfast or FR downtown FMB on SA Jan 19. LIFE IN THE MANGROVES sLKSP For more information call Dec 14 at noon for lunch at Boni- Nine area non-profit organizations Discover the diverse plants and 239-463-0128 ta Bill’s. The Beach Kiwanis Club will benefit this year. Teams of 4 supports the community by donat- can begin at any of the 9 holes ing the proceeds from their Thrift after 10am. All holes must be com- Store to community charities. All pleted by 4:30. An afterparty with are welcome to attend their meet- awards follows. Team entry fee is Government Meetings ings or visit fortmyersbeachkiwan- $225, which covers entry, drink is.org for more information. specials, raffles, 50/50, dinner & (Special more! To enter contact the FMB Monday, 12/3 9:00am Town Council Magistrate, Beach Furniture, Chamber of Commerce 239-454- BEACH KIDS CHRISTMAS LCSO) Beach Baptist will host Beach 7500 Kid’s Christmas on SU Dec 16 be- ginning at 6pm. In memory of Mike LIFE ALONG THE Thursday, 12/6 9:00am Council Management & DeCarlo, this event allows kids SHORE WALK Planning Meeting to shop for their parents & enjoy Each WE from 9:30-11am, explore All meetings take place in Town Hall, 2525 Estero Blvd, Fort Myers some treats before Santa’s arrival the shoreline along San Carlos Beach unless otherwise noted. Meeting times are accurate as of at 7pm. If you know of a family in Bay and learn more about the press time. Town meetings can be confirmed at . need or your family needs gifts shorebirds, shells, animals and fmbgov.com for your kids this season, contact plants native to Bunche Beach Page 20 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 21

WHAT IS COMMUNITY COMICS Each week I draw a cartoon and put it up on my FB page (Mark List) on Saturday morning, and ask all my FB friends to contribute captions for the cartoon. I also ask that everyone vote for the ones they think are the funniest. The ones with the most Likes by Monday or Tuesday get printed in the funnies pages that week. We do it simply for the fun of it.

“It was just a drink at the Beached Whale I swear! That Pelican meant nothing to me sweetheart!” -- Rebecca Cereceda

“Cheer up little buddy. I know it looks quiet around here now, but in a couple of months there will be lots more people and windshields to poop on.” -- Chuck Highfield

“I know you wanted to wait at the bus stop by the strip club, but I don’t want you mingling with those tough old birds yet!” -- Melissa Schneider

“Dude, I don’t know who came up with this concept of “angry birds”. I mean, we’re birds! What’s to be angry about? Let it go.” -- Mike Popeye Dearden

“At least we are at this bus stop... not the bench less one in front of panty fleas.” -- Shelly Them Page 22 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 23

The Beach Barber Shop The Beach Barber Shop in Key Estero Shops holds claim to be the oldest barber shop on the Island. May Kay Alspaugh, owner, has recent- ly redecorated the entire shop, featuring vintage barber shop images and memorophilia. Services include cuts and styles for men, women, & chil- dren, as well as straight blade neck shaves and BARBERBARBER SHOPSHOP full shaves (by appointment). Hours 8-4 Mon-Fri and 8-noon on Sat. No appointments needed for haircuts. Stop in for hot coffee, a great haircut, and maybe even the latest of what’s happening on FMB. 239-463-6422

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Th 6 Low 6:07 AM -0.5 7:02 AM Rise 6:16 AM 2 6 High 1:35 PM 1.7 5:36 PM Set 5:24 PM 6 Low 4:48 PM 1.3 6 High 11:17 PM 2.9

F 7 Low 6:43 AM -0.6 7:03 AM Rise 7:12 AM 0 7 High 2:20 PM 1.7 5:36 PM Set 6:10 PM 7 Low 5:14 PM 1.5 7 High 11:46 PM 2.9 For all tides go to www.saltwatertides.com November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 25 PUZZLE ANSWERS Page 26 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news November 30, 2018 Water Conditions FMB November 28, 2018 By Missy Layfield [email protected] Red Tide: The Red Tide bloom of Karenia brevis, that began off the coast of SWFL in October 2017, continues to persist along the Gulf coast from Pinellas to Monroe counties according to the mid-week November 28, 2018 Florida Fish & Wildlife Red Tide Report. The bloom is patchy, meaning levels of K.brevis are inconsistent along the coast. High levels (>1 million cells/liter) were found in and/or offshore of Man- atee, Sarasota and Charlotte counties. Medium levels (>100,000 to 1 million cells/liter) were found in the same areas plus Pinellas, Lee and Collier counties. Compared to last week, Red Tide decreased in some areas of Lee County, but increased in others. Northern Lee County testing sites in the past week showed Very Low (>1,000-10,000 cells/liter) and Medium results. Central and southern Lee sam- pling sites showed only Background levels of K.brevis. Fish kills and respiratory irritation were reported in Lee County during the past week as well as several other SWFL counties. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports that a total of 39 bottlenose dolphins have been found dead in Lee and Collier counties since Wednesday, November 21. Scientists suspect that Red Tide is to blame, with dolphins eating fish that had been affected by Red Tide, concen- trating toxins in the larger animals further up the food chain. Each dolphin will be tested. NOAA has declared the higher than normal dolphin death rate as an Unusual Mortality Event. A total of 117 dead dolphins have been found along November 28, 2018 FWC Red Tide map. Courtesy of FWC. the Southwest Florida coast from Pinellas to Collier counties since July. A dead Residents Kemps Ridley sea turtle was also recovered on Fort Myers Beach in the past and visitors are urged to check the latest water quality reports: week. Lee VCB: bit.ly/LeeRT NOAA advises that anyone who sees a dead, stranded or dolphin in dis- Florida Red Tide: bit.ly/FWCRedTide tress should report it by calling 877-WHALE HELP (877-942-5343) or by contact- SCCF Reports: bit.ly/RiverStatus ing the Coast Guard on VHF Channel 16. In Northwest Florida, K. brevis was observed in or offshore of Escambia, Santa Rosa, Okaloosa, Gulf, Franklin and Wakulla counties. Only one site in Santa Rosa County tested at High levels. The East Coast of Florida was clear of Red Tide, with only background levels seen in Brevard County. On November 27, 2018, large amounts of drift algae accumulated on parts of Fort Myers Beach.

Blue-Green Algae: According to the November 27, 2018 Caloosahatchee River and Estuary Report, Cyanobacteria blooms persist in Lake Okeechobee and at Lee County sample sites along the Caloosahatchee River and estuary. On November 26, 2018, the Lee County Environmental Lab found cyanobacteria blooms of Dolichospermum, Microcystis and Planktothrix at the Alva and Davis Boat Ramps. The weekly average flow of the Caloosahatchee at Franklin Lock was 1150 cubic feet per second for the week ending November 26. The level of Lake Okeechobee is 13.19 feet.

Summary: Cyanobacteria blooms persist in the Caloosahatchee River and estu- ary. Red Tide levels have decreased in some parts of Lee County and increased in others. Sites in northern Lee County showed Medium and Low levels, while central and southern Lee testing sites showed Background levels this past week. Drift algae washed ashore on Fort Myers Beach on Nov. 27.

Drift algae on Fort Myers Beach November 27, 2018. Photo credit: Town of Fort Myers Beach November 30, 2018 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 27 WHO’S PLAYING WHERE ON AND AROUND THE BEACH CLUB FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY

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