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Ife Cord Meety WilfridLaurier University March 1,1990

Federal budget cuts

mean students pay

make for KERI DOWNS Cord Weekly it is "where the provinces go to hard, they'll have to up

With Canadian Press make the that will af- it somewhere," said Lewis. "Uni- University up money" Sources fect the students most. versity funding will most likely

Federal finance minister be "I expect there will be some where."

Michael Wilson's new budget hit increases in tuition fees over the "Tuition increases are likely," university students hard. what said Lewis. next few years, but the The multi-billion dollar cut- government will do remains to be President Weir said the backs, aimed at health care and Dr. Weir said. will seen," budget not have a direct ef- school education, post-secondary "It is that tuition will likely go fect on food or books at WLU. lower could mean higher tuition, said WLUSU President Al up," The bookstore and food services uni- quality education, and severe Strathdee. Strathdee said that are ancillary enterprises, and versity underfunding. Decreases is that raising taxes so unpopular must break even regardless of in federal transfer payments — it is more that tuition fees what likely goes on around campus. federal money paid by the would rise. the office in A 1 Strathdee, however, said On Shrove Tuesday, Chaplain's sponsored pancakes government to the provinces "But I hope to hell that That's be-hatted that the budget affect food the Concourse. a WLUSU president A 1 Strath- towards edu- may which usually goes doesn't he noted. happen,' and befuddled in the middle. and books because the univer- dee making pancakes looking cation and social programs, but Strathdee said that health sities will be looking for alternate (Tom Szeibel photo) the of which is left dispensing up seems to be the number one ways of increasing profit and to the provincial governments — for priority the federal govern- making the difference. And will and up impact upon universities, ment now, rather than education. the imminent Goods and Services will result in tuition probably "The government is cheating fu- Tax will affect book prices the hikes for 1990-91. ture generations by underfund- most. It is now to the provincial he said. "It is to reach up ing," inexcusable Over

to decide where governments target education the way they There has been concern ex-

will to they get the money com- have." pressed by many over the effects STEVE BURKE the federal and The noted in- have pensate for cuts, president that the federal budget may on News Analysis creased many people are expecting tuition tuition rates would throw enrollment at WLU in the next With apologies to Matthew Arnold fees rise. to barriers up before people of lower couple of years. Dr. Weir said en- incomes. WLU students won't be ex- "It's a message that the rollment will be determined by a TheCTB is calm tonight. the effects of Wilson's empt from federal government just doesn't lot of things but not the new The Turret is full, Little House lies bare Concerns budget axe. on campus care," he said. budget. Demography and the Upon the block - at the library on Albert Street the light when, where and how V.P.: regarding University Affairs labour market always affect en- Flickers and is gone; the walls of Laurier, weary much the federal will Stuart Lewis new budget said the provincial rollment according to Weir. lean Ave. Weathered and worn, over University affect WLU students are being government will have to react to "When there is lot of unem- a Come to the window, stale is the room's air expressed by everyone. Accord- the federal government's budget more ployment, generally people With breaths of what the teachers can and cannot nave. ing to WLU John somehow. president Weir, "They've been hit so because go to university they Where the administration meets the faculty,

can't enter the work he force," Listen! you hear the tiring rumble said. Weir said enrollments have Of mumbles which the sides draw back, and fling, been going in the last few Ontario tuition hike? up Across the boardroom table, for their 85th rally, and he im- years, anticipates no and Begin, and cease, then again begin, mediate decline in enrollment due With tremendous cadence slow, to bring to the federal cuts. budget in. The President's note of "we appreciate your patience" SPECIAL TO THE CORD Tim Jackson, Chair-elect for In Ontario treasurer Robert Nixon announced that tui- weeks November, Starkey, ago the Ontario Federation of Stu- would tion fees for provincial universities increase eight percent for Heard it in a meeting, and he wrote dents (OFS) said if cuts translate In next year. his column of the sudden woe into a tuition hike, the students But Tim Jackson of the Ontario Federation of Students chair-elect Of the strike's possibility; we from lower socio-economic back- met says that OFS with Nixon, and that Nixon is considering another Find also in the page a vote grounds will be hurt. "There are the thirds if seven percent on top of already set eight percent increase. "Nixon Of two they choose immediately no plans to increase grants and and Peterson they can change the time," said say eight percent any The School loans," he said. of Higher Learning Jackson. Was at once the full, and now prof's ask for more, which decreased Both Jackson And the new federal budget, funding given by and Strathdee Crying for a 23% raise, and "parity now". feel the federal have the federal government to the provinces for education and social pro- budget may But now I only find it an affect grams, may provide the Ontario government with a reason to increase on future enrollment at A depressing, long and drawn-out bore, the tuition increases. In a recent meeting with OFS, Jackson said that WLU. And retreat, to take a breath Nixon admitted that he was looking for reason to increase tuition any Of the Jackson said that it is night wind, away from all the bullshit fees. To "definitely possible" that the let the boy's club wrap up its row This eight percent increase, effective September 1990, is an over- budget will affect enrollment. Ah, Weir, let us be true all increase of over 100 percent since 1977, according to the OFS. Strathdee said that the barriers in To one another! for the surplus, which holds Over the past three years alone, tuition fees have increased by 22.5 terms of cost could have an affect The future before us like a pot of gold, percent, well above inflation rates. The OFS said that tuition fees the on number of people who can be made So useless, so untouched, so new, must be frozen if post-secondary school education is to ac- afford to attend university. Hath really help for neither pensions nor cessible to everyone. wages "OSAP has a lot of problems," Nor of non-members, nor sabbatical leaves; WLUSU President A 1 Strathdee said although the eight percent employment said Strathdee. "It's not perfect. It And we are here, as the student body heaves increase was already set, there could always be a reassessment. "I will get so that the wealthy and While reading of lockout and wouldn't be surprised," he said. "Everything in the government is reports strike, the wealthy alone can go (to uni- Where blind factions simply bitch over hikes. subject to change," said Strathdee. pay versity)." According to the Association of Universities and Colleges of Can- In Ottawa, the Canadian As- ada, the federal government's contribution to funding as a percentage Peace of Teachers Night at the Turret on March 6 will kick off Global of the 12 sociation University gross national product has decreased by 20 percent over past Awareness Week, which will run from March 12-16. said universities and colleges may years. Last year the event was called Green Week. This be forced to drop be- year's name The 1990 budget cutbacks continue that trend. (See related federal programs reflects a "broadened focus", to organizers of the cause of funding cuts. according budget story this page) week. human World peace, rights, and social justice issues, as students Ontario will be the is Post-secondary school across feeling "There no this country way well environmental as concerns, will all be featured throughout affects of Michael Wilson's cutbacks, and Laurier students can expect can continue to provide a quality theweek, as guest speakers and special events will visit Laurier. to begin experiencing them as soon as next year. education for Canadian students Tickets for Peace Night are $2 apiece. All proceeds will go to And although it is up to the provincial government exactly how with this sort of cut," said Paul Global and support Awareness Week, to establish a permanent they will deal with the federal cut backs, students will most likely be King, past president of the 25,000 Global Awareness Campus Club at Laurier. looking at considerable tuition hikes in the future. member association. The Cord Weekly

4 Thursday March 1,1990 —news

University round-up:

Tuition fee hikes, drug testing and York sexism

In interview with Women's an a centre represen- postpone the decision until sity." Peter tatives Donato's after campus newspaper, say com- Quebec students leaders The move came two days Donato said that one woman ments are "sexist and threaten- could discuss the issue Yorkie bitch? with after the student council from the centre was "an the education ing." Kyla Tompkins, a mem- province's min- representing arts and literature

and deserves a ber of the women's ister, Claude students ass...arrogant centre, Ryan. at UQAM impounded

TORONTO (CUP) -- Out- swift kick in the butt." He said said Donato's remarks the issue prove latest of the bi-

members of York Uni- the woman from the centre — what the centre has believed raged weekly newspaper, L'Unite, women's centre which is all "He is versity's are currently negotiating along: unbelievably U.S. fascism? saying it contained "biased"

of -- calling for the impeachment with the council for funding sexist." reporting. council demands the the student president "comes in and Women's centre The council represen- singled out ar-

after he said a centre member world." She "deserves a in tatives Donato has been ticles slap say (CPS/CUP) - Two U.S. states pertaining to the debate in the face." "deserves a slap the face," he continued. the force students on at "patronizing" throughout may to sign going UQAM about Donato is whether students should negotiations. shrug- statements declaring they are join off the the ging complaints, saying "drug-free" before they can province-wide student he strike Feb. 28 doesn't consider them enroll. to protest ALL THE ABUSE threatening. Also under the proposal, Quebec's upcoming tuition

"She is a bitch to me, so students in Nebraska and hike.

I'm bitch Arts and literature being a to her," he Georgia who are convicted of students said. have decided to the YOU CAN TAKE II a drug offence would have to join strike, into rehabilitation. On their but if other go only faculty stu- offence, students dent councils L'Unitd McGill sneak second agree. out for ...guaranteed to offend!! would be kicked out of school. came strongly a strike Students would only be read- -- even if other councils de-

cided not to. MONTREAL- (CUP) -- mitted after the second offence rehabili- Charles Benoit, im- McGill University administra- if they prove they are an March 3 at Saturday, BPM peached member of tors had to slip out the back tated. the editorial The hasn't paper's collective, door and meet secretly to pass plan gone over said the council's action is an a motion to increase the uni- well with many students. "It's

attack on freedom of the versity's tuition after absurd to single out students," press. WLU $2 "They wanted the editorial demonstrators stormed a board said Nebraska University stu- of collective to lie down and governors meeting February dent council executive Deb

pretend that there was OTHER $4 19. Fiddelke. actually some kind of within After a dozen members of "Education shouldn't be unanimity

McGill's Coalition the the student movement," BenoI', ygfr Against used as a political weapon." Privatization of Education said. Anti-drug efforts have been the board of Council Andre (CAPE) disrupted intensified in other U.S. states president WARNING: used in language said the governors meeting, the chair recently. A bill has been intro- Gagnon impeach- performance may were because announced a 10-minute ad- duced in Illinois that would ments justified be offensive to some tastes!! "student unity" must be kept journment. give preference in awarding And elsewhere, the board strong on campus as prepara- financial aid to students who ...and March 2 reconvened in a closed session tions continue for a province- appearing Friday, provide a clean urine sample. wide student strike. and passed the motion to hike Students who OEP's favourite entertainer.. come up clean fees. L'Unit6 has been having would get preference over an The decision that with the council means equally qualified applicant problems McGill students will $385 since last summer, when the pay who refuses to take the test.

in tuition next Stu- office was taken over PETE more year. Already, students who get paper's dents will be the council to make way across Quebec federal grants have to sign a by

hit with the first for a meeting room. province's statement promising they tuition increase in 20 years don't and won't use illegal next fall. The province's two drugs. student federations column WEBB are team- This campus news Cana- ing up to stage an unlimited was compiled using the province-wide student strike threat? dian University Press news Feb. 28 force the Paper stories to govern- exchange, containing WLU $2 OTHER Cana- $4 ment to back down. from across Canada.

-- col- Before the board members MONTREAL (CUP) The dian University Press is a Doors at BPM slipped out, protesters read a entire staff of l'Universit6 du lective of student-run newspa- Canada. The open statement while over 50 sup- Qu6b6c & Montreal's student pers across CUP sort porters demonstrated outside newspaper was impeached members of are oj

the building. They were Feb. 19 for being "a threat to loveable, in a pompous self- demanding that the board student unity at the univer- righteous kind of way.

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Student involvement necessary

Karen Gordon: a real live personality

KERI DOWNS Cord Weekly ipate," said Gordon. leg braces. both the faculty and administra- I'm very outgoing, I get involved in "We need be and I know there Elected by a large majority (WLUSU) to tion. are things we "Most of us don't need these us." do." recent WLUSU to those who elected can the elections, open don't think things, so we about "This (supporting the faculty) Gordon Students' Union Executive Vice- During the campaigning, Gor- said that she hopes to them," she said. "There is is the WLUSU but some- not stand, my president-elect Karen Gordon don expressed her plans to sup- bring a new and different angle to we can do to thing help (those stand." Although Gordon agrees a with The Cord Weekly both women's and environ- the position of Executive Vice- spoke port who need these facilities) how- strike is not a good situation, she On the "There is about her plans for the upcoming mental issues on campus. president. so much that ever." said that she believes the faculty 1990-91 term of office earlier this environmental front, she would should have been done (last deserve be year In the faculty/administration to paid fairly. week. like to hire an environmental con- at WLUSU) and wasn't," she Gordon basis conflict, supports the fac- up the she in- said. Gordon has a number of plans sultant on an honourarium Summing way ulty. She says she has time tends to about her Karen that she says will help to bring to oversee environmental con- spent go job, "We need a real live per- each side's "I accessible at WLU. reading arguments Gordon said don't like to sit here "more government to cerns and programs sonality up to get things and speaking with members from around and watch others work. students" once her term of office "WLU is not as environmen- done."

1. officially begins on May Those tally friendly as it could be," she

plans gibe with her campaign said. The VP-elect would like to and of slogans promises, many see the disappearance of plastic which revolved around bringing a cutlery from the dining hall and

more open and accessible govern- Torque Room, as well as in-

ment to WLU students, and creased recycling on campus. the eliminating 'ivory tower' per- "Environmental issues are some-

have of WLUSU. ception many thing we have to deal with now,

The new executive VP said not later," Gordon noted. that she firmly believes in having To improve gender relations

to Gordon that meetings open all students, and at Laurier, said she

having all meetings announced to supports a women's centre on the student and all minutes body campus. She is in favour of a

from every meeting posted. "I referral centre rather than a centre

would like from to get stuff away with a therapist and medical per-

the boardroom," said Gordon, sonnel. "I think it's what we

"and open up the communication need," she said. between the Board of Directors Continuing with her involve-

(BOD) and the students." ment with the Access Fund, Gor-

Banners, flyers, and posters don plans to work towards

in WLU that will around campus and especially making changes at

the Concourse to announce up- benefit the physically challenged.

coming WLUSU meetings and She was involved with fund rais-

events would be part of Gordon's ing for the handicapped

push for accessibility. "We need washroom, and plans to con- See the happy face to the extreme right? That's Executive VP Karen Gordon, apparently putting

to make sure everyone knows centrate on in- getting ramps her campaign promise of 'accessibility to students' into action on a mano a mano a mano a mano in (what's going on WLUSU), is stalled around campus to allow level. aren't there laws in Hey, against sex with statues Ontario? (Gumby photo) and those in informed, is invited to partic- access to wheelchairs of l I X2SEC WILFhiD LAURIER

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Tickets no more as

WLU goes to towing

KERI DOWNS News Analysis really haven't towed too many this year, but oc- the If you are a WLU student with a car, term casionally we have to," said Baal.

doubt dreadful and in 'parking' no conjures up "We ticketed early the year. Now we tow." tortuous images of tickets, permits, and those Baal said that lately security has regularly been WLU friendly little encounters with security per- finding 60 to 70 vehicles a day without permits. sonnel. Well security has added another term to the Many students forgo the purchasing of a permit or, nightmarish list more regularly, are not offered one in the lottery, Tow-truck. and decide to take their chances parking on campus. For number WLU a of students, the past few A costs and Baal said parking permit $60, many weeks have seen a veritable festival of towing take students decide paying six parking tickets is the

place, as security finally decided to move beyond same thing, and the chances of them getting six is the 'Ticket Zone' in its endless enforce quest to small. Think again.

parking regulations on campus. "Nobody likes to inconvenience people but

towing is the only effective tool we have," Baal Although security has always wielded the tow- said. truck against those who don't give a damn about

stickers and park feel like it, car found in parking anywhere they Any a no-parking zone is now im-

until recently, most illegally parked cars were only mediately towed, and a ticket is issued for protocol.

ticketed. Laurier head of John Baal said Even with the it's a world out there, so whatever do security new towing company, a truck is not Look, dangerous you

DIE WAY. And the - that this kinder, gentler parking enforcement had to always immediately available. If the driver of the il- DON'T THIS by way Chuckles the Clown

do with the - before is dead. Gain towing company WLU dealt with or legally parked car returns the tow truck ar- (Chris photo) the ticket lack thereof. rives, is revoked and the car is not towed.

Baal hopes for increased parking space next The towing company dously employed by r year. "All who apply should get a space," said Baal. WLU was no longer availabl and a new company Baal said that he feels the administration should do Disabled washroom was sought. A new contract was recently awarded about the something parking problems on campus. to another company.

we "Security doesn't like to be singled out as the "The reason didn't tow for a while is be- on for WLUSU bad when we're cause we were waiting for the new contract," said guys just doing our jobs," the chief way

Baal. noted.

"Many people just don't care. They park in JEFF BOWDEN Cord As a student's luck would have it, the new Weekly reserved and fire handicapped zones, spaces, zones. to to to WLUSU the $3000 'Access Fund' towing company is close enough WLU have a According representatives, These are the people who need to be towed," said

-- slated for truck here in five minutes if necessary. The towing for a washroom the physically handicapped in the Baal.

is located leased the Uni- Nichols Campus Centre ~ is soon to be implemented. agency on property out by The administration The fund has been since October. versity of Waterloo. "It makes towing much more deals with unpaid parking accumulating tickets. This Students' Union Board of Directors member Karen Gordon has efficient," said a WLU security officer. may be a blessing in disguise. If they been the head of for the fund. WLU parking regulations state that all cars deal with unpaid tickets as effectively as they deal capital raising projects Fund-raising with the of events have included the 'garage' sale in October and the WilFs plant parked illegally are subjected to being ticketed or problems parking space, we can all toss

sale in December. As well, a Zehr's drive has been - towed. "Regulations state we can tow anytime. We our tickets to the wind. tape on-going

for every $300 in cash register tapes collected by WLUSU, Zehr's

gives the fund a dollar.

First Year Council also donated $450. School of The last provider of cash has been pursued by WLUSU Vice- University president: University Affairs Stuart Lewis. The Ontario provincial

government has a mandate concerning funding for physically chal-

Rural and fund 50 Planning Development lenged persons, and now the government will per cent or up

to $50,000 of most projects for the physically challenged.

The Access Fund money will be used for a washroom in the Stu-

Laurier has dent Union Building. According to Lewis, at present about

20-25 physically disabled people enrolled. He said that ' the univer- but that sity is by no means completely accessible to these students"

the washroom is the next step towards that goal.

said he believes such will Lewis that programs not only encourage

more disabled people to enroll in the university, but that members of

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Laurier a drinker's haven?

Student alcoholism a fact of campus life

GARRED COYNE was drink, but we do not show more when DUBLIN Bhatti expressed concern responsible drinking the definitely responsibility News Feature DICK the Cat Lewis ad- want to Strath- and show fewer of about the revenue and responsi- program. people get hurt," drinking signs The Note: informa- the - dee said. The intoxication. He said he had no Editor's bility of student drinking. He said mitted that campaign in president expressed

tion about student which a in a cat costume further that WLU documentation to the drinking per- that students come to student person concern, noting support

the of Does centages was derived from pubs later in the night. "If they ostensibly promoted idea was once dry. WLUSU claim that seniors are more 1989 several including a safe — was "not as suc- "want off to or but that he does doc- sources, came in earlier, we would make driving camp push booze, responsible,

Reid-CTV cessful as it could have but on where care?" ument that occur in the Angus survey. more money and be able to pro- been, camp people problems How often have been out When you mote better responsibility." some got the message." asked why WLUSU is pubs, and when one is kicked out

at the and alcohol barred from drinking campus pub However, the campaign, so dependent on revenue, or a pub. returned home drunk? Or stayed Strathdee admitted that "are which cost over $600 and has pubs According to the supervisor,

home with a of friends work a of life. at couple Server been inactive for a few months big part campus They the "shooter bar is the biggest and 40-ouncer and it and do not a polished now, can't really be counted a provide employment liability (when it comes to off? "If with the school direct- failure, Lewis said. one life compete promoting more responsible One solution to drink- make campus Under an between Campus pubs good was saved by the campaign, then ly." agreement drinking), and there are no plans the creation of for the student councils at ing problems was the administration and Student money that $600 was worth it," Lewis of it going out yet" He did note, the "Server Intervention Pro- but the con- universities, legal said. Union, neither party may com- however, changes have been ob- in which staff are are severe for the gram", pub sequences WLUSU president A 1 Strath- served over the past few years. "It trained cut drunk if involv- to tactfully campus pub problems dee expressed concern over the seems we are more conscious of off. WLU workers drunk arise. An in- patrons pub ing a patron drinking issue. He attended WLU limits problems now and more trained the as have in civil suit awards when have taken program, crease several meetings last term to dis- thanbefore." members of the WLUSU found be many pubs were to cuss the situation on campus. Another change he noted was executive. pete with the other with competi- responsible for a problem have "It's a question of reality of the that "we sell on demand, we did Stuart Lewis, WLUSU services, mostly notably made campus bars think twice be- times, and a question of the very ng sell on supply." Servers used to V.P.:University Affairs, was books, food, and fore serving drunk patrons. real threat of civil litigation," clothing. walk around with trays of drinks, asked is Strathdee said that WLUSU why drinking being Strathdee said. Dawson described, but "slow(ing) limited on with the Serv- campus and WLU are talking about the Campus pubs are responsible service is to control Intervention and one way er Program (SIP) situation. "We are to have Guelph death until sobriety, Strathdee said in an going when other promotions, drinking to We are a little closer apparent reference to the Guelph diversify.

is in WLUSU's best interest. -- we can sell food in the Turret tragedy. "We are looking at the Awareness of campus drink- Lewis said that WLUSU and the after hours." He also stated that recommendations of (the) Guelph Slower service when ing took off Ricky Sloan university is here to "promote "change is slow here ~ the school (report on the incident)" Strath- died at the University of Guelph thinking and growing. We would has lots of problems internally." dee noted, but continued "I don't down of after falling a flight be our if we did to All servers in bars will not doing jobs there Referring faculty negotia- serving." want to say 'boom, bang are and on his own stairs choking not try to make drinking more tions, Strathdee said "administra- one day have to take SIP, he the new regulations'." G has vomit The U of - fall-out at responsible. There are more im- tion has a lot on their plate its hinted, and WLUSU is ahead of

seen drinking at pubs with them now. It is campus portant things than money." not a priority many in that regard.

as strict controls WLUSU Student Union. severely limited, When asked what a priority for the Turret safe? And so the question of how the amount of have been put on does to make drinking more We will have to make better use should responsible campus pubs alcohol individuals are allowed to responsible, Lewis said that the of the facilities we now have (to be in regards to over- in purchase and consume a night. Union supports BACCHUS Strathdee added that SIP was earn more revenue)," Strathdee consumption remains. The words But problems still remain (Boost Alcohol Consciousness initiated by John Karr, the former said. of one former Laurier student on

elsewhere - and, of course, the Health of Univer- business manager at WLUSU. Dan Dawson, the new Lounge Concerning lot student drinking hold a of drinking at student pubs is a big sity Students) financially. That is but one step to reduce risk Supervisor is in charge of the pub truth. staff. said that it's hard to moneymaker. Shafeeq Bhatti, WLUSU doesn't provide much at the campus pubs, Strathdee He say the WLUSU's Vice- - about in 1988-89 said. Others have been the if there is a lot of drinking on "As a student, money $1000 sign-in perception said in in- that and Turret When asked if al- president:Finance, an - but the Ministry of Health, free policy Wilfs the campus. patrons is that you don't become an

the Cord that drink- have used for refused Dawson coholic until finish univer- terview with games from the Ministry of years, considering are ever drinks, you

hours of food first crowds are cut Then if don't ing "is quite important actually. Transport, donations from the operation, bringing said that year sity. you stop into the of two-fours It's a large part of the (Students' breweries and BACCHUS Inter- the bars, and changing off more often than senior year drinking a couple a

- laws. week, do have a drink- Union) budget approximately national all help somewhat. liquor crowds. you really

are claimed that seniors 53 percent." Another attempt to promote "People always going to Dawson ing problem."

Students' Union s is a few momentsout Turret. You'reinvited and A 1 Strathdee,our (WLUSU's) president taking to come up and see the new bar more this weekend. The first

of his work schedule to stretch out across the new full-service bar at the weekend back busy always proves to be a good time so get there early and avoid the line-up. No, this is not the Cord's Sunshine Boy

Students' Union is not the Cord's dance floor and No A 1 Strathdee, our president, more. In the next few weeks there will also be a food

the Turret's service first Sunshine Boy. A 1 is merely stretching out over new area that will serve hotdogs, pizza, and nachos. Although this

FULL SERVICE BAR. that's the Turret has full weekend is the official Yes, right, now a new not "grand re-opening" of the Turret, you're still

service bar. No do have to wait for a waiter or waitress to invited to come and see the while with longer you up changes partying your friends.

serve The will take you. "grand re-opening" place on Saturday March 10.

bar is the that will notice in the The Turret will be The new not only change you open on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Doors

Turret this weekend. There is new furniture, a stage, railings around the at We see there with all open Bpm. expect to you your friends! The Cord Weekly bill 8 Thursday March 1, 1990 needle

The nets that trap souls: Governed by the shopkeepers

BILL NEEDLE AND THEN YOU GO TINCTIONS in Qu6b6c and ARE francophones being co-opted by, say, a sign Muckraking fun 4 AND SCREW IT ALL UP RENDERED ALL BUT by conjuring up the distinct saying Cheeseburgers here' I'm that MEANINGLESS clause. thinking to myself AGAIN, YOU SODDING WHEN society on a storefront window. A cul- in this Meech Lake and the to be a politician PUSTULENT LOOKED AT IN THE BIG Bill- ture distinct and rich grand, enough this this and that-should-have-remained- great, poor lovely WANKHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICTURE? that putting such a thing in the What is this 'Two diddled have and cultural -101 -because-of-the-Orwellian- Accord should be taken country, you got Linguistic as an to be but Solitudes' shit Did allusion-inherent-which-no- not only an asshole, anyway? ones too, poihaps, me pretties? insult, not something to be wand an asshole with to someone wave a magic Not that — worked towards. A a lobotomy to say Qu6b£c legislator-would-ever-get culture as

boot. and make Maritimers the same oh! ho! ho! Small vital and don't got a distinct and ad- town legis- distinct as, say, that

- If -- such a crazy ol' thang is culturally, linguistically mirable culture - indeed, far lators act to 'teach ya a les- of the Mennonites that Scarberians dat is. as while I was out son.' cohabitate with in this possible, from it. But to say, instead, us area,

pitching groundhogs over a If of small-town that it doesn't need to be pro- they were smarter, or Sas- The Bill Needle column attempts to cliff their to keep write katchewan, of of sensitive sodding tected in law. at the they'd you a letter, you or any a hun- provoke thought and comment on Especially column advocates horse-leg-breaking population freedom screwheads, 'We're not dred other of issues. The ultimately expense of of speech saying examples these only free speech and the needfor open down? What is this load of and freedom of expression. At going English-only because thousand thousand spinning public forums. The column does not we swallowed whole with believe in in crap the of the cultural we Canada, and solitudes which twirl- necessarily reflect the opinions of either expense whirling the cornflakes and the 50? the wrii- Cord staff or person or persons mosaic that, hanging together it. ing I mean, what a stupid god- a hope, some- by whisper-thin The difference between 'culture' and 'nation' in a damned line to draw, n'est I mean, Mssrs. Mul- thing less palpable than even really like Canada is the difference between polyglot ap- French and English. Hey slice of Sam's roney and Bourassa, and all pasl one Uncle Ap- and between love and between

-- lust, - ples oranges, what about the Sikh Pie, but you crazy blue-eyed town ple perhaps more Canadians? The Italian- snot and semen. You don't defend a culture with councillors from Sault Ste. wonderful, more rare and Canadians? The Korean- worth because of walls -- and damn well don't nation- Marie to Thunder Bay to protecting it, you protect Canadians? The Rural- this and Tillsonburg. less-than-a-daydream Ca- hood by dismantling railroads postal systems. Ontario-farmer-Canadians? nadian Here we get the language spirit? The the rural-Qu6b6c-shopkeeper- You shitheads. thang, the culture thang, basic human rights, and in a ing make us us. Canadians? kill it with two- Stop trying to Bourassa shooby dooby bilingual bunch of stuff a couple of Ah, go away, and at step worked out for awhile, do I feel like some your clumsy attempts like Sault Ste. Marie and all the Why shitheads you probably we're with we're befuddled sexual-assault-on-a-national- running it, biologist attacking wouldn't recognize if they rest of you redneck wankers scale. Look what scragging on the floor and old screwball you conjured who wouldn't know what Phillippe were spread on your morning a bedamned whether it's 'Let's Rushton with the at- up, Bourassa and real if it stood simplest Mulroney, toast and shoved up your country was up 'Couchez-vous with dick-headed go to bed' or tack on racism there is, that your asses.' and bit your asses clean off, avec moi?', we're happening, DIFFERENCES WITHIN A stupidity. Look at the spectre and then spit 'em out 'cause it Blunt, eh? we're there, we're in the on- RACE ARE FAR GREATER of anti-francophonism you couldn't stand the taste.

called forth - time deck circle with Kirk Gibson THAN DIFFERENCES BE- by acting against Funny last I looked, Which, if we were worth a

culture vital and ready to wallop a home TWEEN RACES, ENOUGH (or, Mr. M., not acting to Qu6b6c had a so flying fart, we'd be doing right the of in of run... SO THAT RACIAL DIS- preserve) rights non- that it was no danger about now.

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Business 9 Thursday March 1,1990

Business Business Editor Barry T.Gervin

New Business This Week Next Week

Co-op Fees Double 9 TAMIAE Profile Section is for SBE Elections 9 The Life and Times of you Rep. a T.A.

Hell 10 from Integrated Tips 4th year students for integrated case By Barry T. Gervin

Biz Knob Poetry 10 SBE President's Council IT'S HERE. The All-New Cord Business Section! I hope the students will find the section informative and helpful. But ultimately it 10 Biz have Money Matters Knobs "ring" envy is up to those students who realize the importance of a weekly SBE and publication can afford the time to contribute to such a publica- AIESEC Profile 11 Future accountants no tion. get counselling

I'm not entirely sure why the business section is here. But I can Tour 11 Ethical & tell I'm the and ~ Japanese Study you why Business Editor. Plain simple I am here investing becoming popular profitable that to ensure the students of the single largest faculty at Laurier have Aiesec Prez 11 some of Your SBE way communicating amongst themselves. There is a genuine Speaks new Council Representatives lack of communication between and All students, clubs faculty. you

have to do is ask students what the SBE representatives' purpose is and know there you is a communication problem. To in the record and to clear ■■sill sbe —> keep straight up any misconceptions, I upcoming am not here to assist in the "planned" obsolescence of The Atrium.

And I'm not here to argue that The Atrium should be of The part March 1 March 6 I'm Cord, not entirely sure that it should be. But the School of Busi- Accounting Association: 'Brewery Tour Tamiae (Presents: The Annual ness and Economics is, at the present time, not being served by the Ejection Letter in intermittence of The 7:3opm, Tickets $1 Clubs %pom 10- "Bash, see Atrium. Not only are there numerous political Campus posters for more details problems, but the staff is limited by their time and resources and they couldn't do what do they on a weekly basis. SBE Council 'Elections: OUT QET , ,

Sooooo, until/if the issue of can resolved or the Club: %pad to the Trasheteria in advertising be l/Qjt£ Marketing trip School of Business and Economics can dish out the big bucks neces- available in concourse ne*t week, Tamiae and Mutual Qroup Present: What to do to for the staff and of The sary pay production Atrium on a regular Aiesec s "Dream Auction, Concourse 10:30 - 1:30 urith first $30,000, 5:30 in TIOOS basis, the Business Section of The Cord will just have to do. And if your Tamiae this section is successful, then The Atrium become 'Kgundl may obsolete. Hockey League The bottom line is that the School of Business and Economics can

not be serviced a three issue So by per year paper. if Dean Murray March 2 can't wants his own paper and he use advertising to for it, then "-25 pay S'B'E's 'Bill own & Crew at Wilf's he's l&ymond going to have to put out the money for staff and production. But AITS EC-'WLU Hosts Tour 2:oopm r Japanese Study it is to continue at the current - adds pointless snail's pace it very little if student If I nothing to life. can give one piece of advice to

those behind The Atrium it would be home! March 11 go big, or go March 4 Tamiae Hocks-y League finals Tamiae "Hockey League Semi-finals

SBE Representative Co-op fees could increase 100%

Election By Barry T. Gervin because demand for the inter- Today revenue. nship program would be reduced On December 5, 1989 the to a level where it could If these no programs can not pay Senate Finance for Committee longer exist. themselves then maybe the could endorsed a recommendation to administration By Barry T. Gervin answer with because." should determine the Senate that would There if see an al- are arguments about the Co-op Wake the department really Up! Today posi- Running for the two third year most 100% increase in fees this increase from both and tions co-op co-op provides a service to students that for SBE Council Represen- regular stream representative the over next four regular stream students. Regular students could for them- tatives will be elected in the Un- years. provide positions are Jason Guttman, stream students complain that selves with the help of Career derground Lounge between Gary Scott and Nancy Miller. John Thompson, director of their tuition subsidizes Services indirectly at no additional cost. 10:00 am and 4:oopm. Jason is currently the VP Finance the Co-op program stated that the SBE What? The SBE Coun- for Tamiae, and recently lost his increase should take the form of cil the students of the represents campaign to become WLUSU VP The to business above inflation increases in each ability acquire related ex- School of Econom- Business and Executive. Gary Scott is currently of four years to "minimize politi- between ics. The Representatives, two second perience school terms is serving as year rep. and is certainly cal problems with students". from be- each year serve as a link hoping to be re-elected. Nancy not exclusive to However, Thompson still feels co-op students. Most regu- tween students and the various Miller is currently the VP that this will "result in vigorous SBE lar stream business and economic students committees. Representa- Marketing for Tamiae and has student objections". tives have an vote on all the equal recently been acclaimed as seem to get equally valuable work experi- committees which are responsible Tamiae President 90/91. Miller Last students year, co-op paid ence on their own without for various decisions weeks incurring any (ie. cur- said that up until a few ago for only 27.7% of the costs asso- riculum, tenure-promotions, she didn't even know who the costs to the ciated the university. with administering co- and rehiring professor evalua- representatives were for her year. op program. The recommendations) If elected, she hopes to change all tion of December 5 that the The ability to business re- suggests co-op program and that the acquire Current representatives have of that. 50% costs be lated a recovery program cost recovery should be 100%. experience between school been a in busy conducting survey Third candidates year co-op implemented. Universities are terms is certainly not exclusive to preparation for restructuring the are Andrea Sweica, and Jim to But permitted recover up to 100% the implications of 100% co-op students. Most regular professor evaluation system in Beninger. Sweica is of the fees cost currently a without incurring recovery program are severe. stream business and economic light of the Professor Fisher inci- second representative. reductions in If demand for the students year provincial funding. co-op program seem to get equally valu- dent. Running for the of is reduced able work positions significantly, the experience on their One position for second year fourth In the same year representative are recommendation, school reduce its will have to en- own without incurring any costs representative has been acclaimed Steve Kris it was stated that the Mulligan, Stummer internship rollment to the numbers. The co-op university. Perhaps letting by Jane Klubal. Jane is currently and Caroline Stummer and program (co-op for arts and King. program greatly increases the ca- these students operate on the a first year representative for science are also SBE students) should move to Mulligan currently pacity of the School of Business same work-study term structure Tamiae. Klubal said she applied The fourth only a 15% cost basis. representatives. recovery and Economics by more year moving as co-op students would provide for the position so that "instead of economics Thompson feels that representative has internship classes to summer and the months all the capacity benefits to the always to ask having why, (she) been acclimated Rob Allison. should not be on with thus increasing the school's by par co-op university without all of the costs. The Cord Weekly

- 10 Thursday March 1,1990 Business Integrated Hell! Biz Knob fourth Corner Some call it hell, other year business student. For Poetry the that purgatory, Hades, bottomless pit groups manage to of despair, place of torment. But rebound all stabs at their to be precise, it is called In- presentation, they are graced with Squished of Squirrel tegrated Case, and it's coming the glory doing it all over Driver did not hear in the soon for third year biz knobs. again front of an even more squeeC.

on the road Crushed Beneath the For those who know not of unforgiving external board made SquishedSquirrel transport's wheeC. the of 'Bore the toad cruetly, integrated case is the up industry executives. twenty-five tonne Trucfor didn't know how it couCdfeet pinnacle of a four year business Last year's case dealt with the On the to his a6ode. way Inflicting wounds that do not heat. program at Laurier. Chances are problems of a Ski Resort in the SquishedSquirreC on the road.

won't know the six United States - you randomly seventeen years These tiny squirrels we should 6tess, selected people you must work ago! The co-ordinator for that "J-Cis little hands were zinth This is with. filled nuts, the I But when Monday morning year, prince of darkness himself, message profess. 'But now 're lined with ruts. arrives, you'll have 80 hours to Lud Piron was harshly criticized they Qoodyear $jin over squirrels a tittle [ess crunch the students for driver such a numbers, touch and by his poor choice of Transport putz. because they reatty mak& one fucking mess. feel, and create divine and in- cases. However, the case it was ('Would you life if someone ran over your spired marketing plans. reviewed by all of the professors nuts!) Bart E. Amodeo After submitting a written involved in the week's events. B.Comm. UofT report on Thursday morning, The week is topped off with a for little wait. for semi-formal mommy squirrels they groups prepare presentations where the winning Most non-biz knobs don't know that we are 'Been two since last perhaps starting as early as 6:ooam the team is announced. People tend days they ate. some of the most deep and closet profound poets of following day. Presentations are to look like hollowed out shells of 'Death is thine O' cruel fate. time. our Poetry submissions are greatly welcomed made to internal boards com- corpses at the semi-formal, but Looks Ufa dinner zoill Be little late. a by the Business Editor. prised of professors and one they are dressed really nice. Money

Matters

No one could question the caliber of Laurier's business stu-

But dents. when graduation time

while biz knobs comes, may be able to manage corporate millions, they still face difficulties

managing their own new found

source of income.

All students are amazed by

the seemingly endless streams of

cash associated with full-time

employment. However, accord-

ing to Andrew Johnson of Mutual

Group, this is exactly when stu-

«Lm,..: #»t: dents should be most concerned lii r'1 )1 |ii Pil 11 99 about saving and planning for the ViJ M W> ■* future.

To address this deficiency in

our educational system, Tamiae is -" /JF hosting a Personal Financial Plan-

ning seminar by the Mutual Group, today at 5:30 in PlOO5.

The three part seminar will , ,;'«• Zj£jjm cover "all the questions you've

ever had about your financial fu- ■■' ' IIIUH v -o ture but were afraid to ask!" For

' those ■Hr II of you who have ever wondered what an RRSP is then

this is an ideal seminar for you.

The seminar will cover

several methods of avoiding taxa-

tion. Other investment op-

portunities will be discussed as

well, with along purchasing your first home and long-term finan-

cial planning. Representatives from the Mutual Group will also

v. be available to talk with individu-

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AIESEC: A club you can be proud of

AIESEC WILFRID LAURIER

Even AIESEC is affected by the recession

By Barry T. Gervin

Well the business section has about six weeks to prove itself.

Coincidently, we also have six clubs in the School of Business and

Economics — Accounting, Aiesec, Economics, Entrepreneur's, Aiesec Executive Marketing and Tamiae. So I couldn't think of a better way to "ensure 1990/91 Left to Right: Boon Leong Ong (VP Human Resources), Keith McCuaig has of of John Morelli Melissa that the single largest faculty a way communicating amongst (Director Finance), (VP Fundraising), Yee (Director of Planning), Debbie Butler Monica Kwan itself' than to give each club coverage in The Cord each week. (VP Exchange), (President), Jason Cunliffe (VP Marketing). Missing: Don Dudar (VP Aiesec is perhaps the most sickeningly enthusiastic club around, Public Relations), Cathy Hawkins (VP Special Events) photo by: Liza Sardi have and they go to conferences, weekly meetings, write theme songs

wear funny clothes. But their purpose is to facilitate the local end of

in K-W an international job exchange program. By raising jobs the Japanese to invade Laurier send another for work area, Aiesec can "trainees" to country a term.

Applicants for these jobs are computer matched to a job in the geog- Melissa by Yee speaker at an AIESEC Business Luncheon held at raphical area of their choice. But the official mission is "To develop the Waterloo Inn. Daly will be speaking about the management skills within Canada and our 69 Aiesec-member coun- On March 9, thirteen Japanese students will in- economic trends of the 1990's and will focus his tries, with an overriding commitment to international understanding vade Laurier to kick off AIESEC-WLU's first ever talk on Free Trade and the Japanese management and co-operation". also of the All Japanese Study Tour, one first in Cana- style. are welcome to this Business Luncheon, of for this But everything hasn'tbeen a bed roses year's executive da. The students are from AIESEC-WLU's twin tickets will go on sale on Monday in the Concourse. club that Aiesec committee. Mara Pearen, outgoing president, says local Kwansei Gakuin in Osaka. Other University (KGU) events include a night at RPM, skiing at in has suffered from a lack of recognition the student community at The students will be here for and sixteen days Blue Mountain, a tour of the Parliament Buildings Laurier. Many students often learn about the job exchange op- the AIESEC executive have quite a busy agenda in Ottawa, the Canadiens vs. Nordiques hockey portunity late in their university career when it is too late to take ad- lined and Laurier students invited to up are join game and the IMAX Theatre. To keep the "study" vantage of the program. them in the various activities. Before the leaving, in the tour, they will also be touring Alcan the Aiesec Laurier Local has the finest team Although marketing students will have the opportunity to tour Waterloo, Aluminum and General If in- Motor plants. you are of all Canadian Aiesec Locals, they have failed to keep up with the Toronto, Collingwood, Ottawa, Montreal and in terested finding out more about the Study Tour of in acquiring jobs for foreign students in the lo- pace previous years Niagara Falls. or in becoming involved, AIESEC representatives cal area. Some of the seemingly downward trend in acquiring jobs On March 14, Dr. Donald J. Daly, professor of can be reached in the Campus Clubs' Office, phone can be attributed to where booked trainees previous years companies Economics York will be the at University guest ext. 2626. that these for future terms. This means companies are unavailable to trainee. hire students for this year, as they are already employing a Pearen the recession doesn't either. Most of says looming help Aiesec prez optimistic. Surprise! Surprise! the employers are small businesses and are very cautious not to over Monica Kwan hire in light of bad times soon to come. But nevertheless, the market-

ing team is optimistic that by the end of the term they will reach their As President of Aiesec for 1990/91,1 would like to keep the base of this goals for the year. Some of the local organizations to hire foreign strong membership year, continue our financial increase the this success, greater awareness within university and community, and as students for year are: Deloitte, Haskins & Sells; Raytheon; Mit- stay one of the locals in Ontario subishi; The Laurier Trade Development Centre; Totten Sims strongest With the world global, our international will Hubicki Associates; Waterloo Region Catholic School Board; Water- going job exchange program be under greater demand in the

future. My hopes are to raise as as so more loo County Board of Education. many traineeships possible that businesses can gain the bene-

fits of having an overseas student as an employee, and Canadian students can To assist with the operation of Aiesec, several fundraising events gain valuable practical experience abroad. are held throughout the year. All of us are familiar with the plant sale I would also like Aiesec-WLU to see hosting a conference. This will provide both the executives and in the concourse and the fruit basket program during Christmas ex- general members an to their and in opportunity improve organizational skills time management skills, a ams. Next Thursday, Aiesec will be holding a Dream Auction the get chance to meet other from people all over Canada, and gain great experiences and fond memories. concourse between 10:30am and I:3opm. Several items will be auc- The 1990/91 executive team is motivated enthusiastic, and determined to reach its goals. I have no doubt tioned off by CHYM's Glen Pelletier including dinners, weekends for that will have we another strong, successful year. two, tux rentals, flowers, and fitness club memberships.

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It is difficult for students at Laurier to swallow the idea of fee in when the University holds onto it's much-talked-about lmclnetary surplus. One of the major reasons that Laurier is selected is Don't Sit in Terrified Neutrality it boasts having smaller class sizes. Yet, as soon as the DEAR EDITOR: g01fen11m1~nt offers increased funding for increased enrollment levels, its faculty so poorly. Dr. Weir where, and a high cut-off which . Weir jumps for it. When it comes to the present must assume that one can create a no one takes seriously . ofi negotiations between the faculty "world-class" university by con Laurier's student body is McGill University administration recently passed a $385 tuition tom and the administration it is clear structing fancy buildings and set famous for its conservatism and an increase for next fall. This is the first of such a fee increase in that we, the students, can not ting a high cut-off mark for ad apathy. The administration is ot 20 years. Quebec universities used to enjoy frozen fees. Some remain neutral. If we wish to mission. He must be forgetting counting on this. They are assum ca both sides must reach a balance to provide students with affor avoid a strike we must fully, and that grandiose facilities are of ing that we so fear a strike that de university education. McGill University has planned to without reservation, back the fac little value, if one does not have we will sit by in terrified m but where will that lead to? A standoff. ulty. It is only in our best interest quality personnel to teach in neutrality. They also assume that, Students all around Canada are looking for a reasonable cost to do so. It is the administration, them. He must also miss the point in the event of a strike, we will not the faculty, who have a multi of high cut-off marks for admis blame the faculty. It is up to us to Tii the education, but where should the subsidies come? Private """'""''.. -• te ship? Parents? or the Government? All must work together in million dollar surplus. It is they, siori; they are supposed to reflect show the administration that their not the faculty, who can afford to a school's excellence not produce assumptions are wrong and that, hrlp those who can barely meet the costs. The future of ""'""u"• compromise, and thus, avoid a it If Dr. Weir is not careful he depends on it in the event of a strike, the blame strike. will be left with some pretty will be laid solely on the adminis It is absurd that Laurier, the buildings (in some eyes, at least), tration. richest university in Ontario, pays faculty who wish they were else- Mike Wood Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Weekly Editorial Board on behalf of Cord staff and are independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student Publications Board of Directors. EDITORIAL BOAR[' Participate in Quality of Life Dear Sir, AI Strathdee, Temporary Editor-In-Chief Barry Gervin, Business Editor campus organizations interested Jana Watson, Production Manager Jonathan Stover, News Editor I would like to take this op- the classroom experience. portunity to invite any interesud in being interviewed to contal:t Elizabeth Chen, Features Edi or Keri Downs. Associate News Editor the WLUSU offices in person or Brian Owen, Sports Edit· ~ Tony Burke, Scene Editor student groups or organizations to Later this month, a survey on participate in the quality of life students' perception of the quality at 884-1360. Hopefully your in The Cord Weekly i. published during the fau and winter academic terms. Offices are located study bemg conducted at Wilfrid of life will be mailed out to 1200 terest can make Laurier a better on the Second Floor of the Scrogging, Skanking, and Scnunping Massage Parlou• at1 ~

EDITOR: out there REALLY what i0 THE for all to take a swim. Look to reading

Bill to Question Needle has your TV screens, in your bars and Bill Dear Needle: in HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA malls, your theatres and book- Love babe! your column, store IA, right! shelves...yes, even your ya kickin' Hey Billie Boy, we can relate Keep ass. newspapers. I am everywhere you to each other. Don't let them rain One problem, Billie Boy. turn.

don't like the Bible scholars on parade, we've them Week I on got the big tripping your of Listen, guy

where want them! any more than you, but mis- holy water got it all wrong, Bill: I right we Keep the word. directed praise burns my butt. don't wage war in a spiritual SDreading

heaven and Give credit where credit is due! I don't recline on a Lou Sypher

You've shortchanged me and I'll Lazy-Boy in the fiery depths of

if I'll the be damned let you get away earth. Needle, let it be known P.S. Words to the wise. God What do if Weir for would you you were John a it. that I live within the hearts and with never writes (doesn't know day? of You Since my unchaining life's souls every living being. how!), let alone use the word By Liza Sardi and Al Strathdee been hell earth because of MAN and GOD on ig- see, may propose "screwed". "In heaven, every-

norance like Bill. I and but I IMPOSE...on yours try may dispose, thing is fine..." so he has no use make incestuous and MY try to you your readers on you, for discourse. Language happens LITTLE DROOGIE. Life's bastards take notice and listen, a to be a virus from outer space in-

but noooooo, off on bitch...and it's better! you get getting flicted on eraser heads like you God, "How could God blaming Why am I revealing myself? and I, Bill. Ignore outbursts from let this Thanks for the It's the old happen?" clichd, "...they hear, pseudo-God responders. (Proba- Janet Alemida Ist yr. vile abortion of reverence you but they do not listen." Let me bly some daft-out disciple Hons. Psych. Eve. address readers: He110...1s your halfway to my doorstep). it is Make two month terms. Don't you recognize that anybody out there?...just nod if Channeled through

I who delivered the burning lake you can hear me...is there anyone Richard Orava Kostenbauer Hiding True Motives

reflect their relative DEAR EDITOR: he identified as "naked greed". wage must

Let's deconstruct. Re: Profs Hiding True Motives quality and he would have to ad- If Kostenbauer is student In his Feb. 7 letter Mr. a at mit that we have the worst profes-

Kostenbauer made this school and is tuition two state- paying sors in the province.

rates to ments with regard to the current comparable those of any Klaus' self-interest dictates labour are in Darren Ist dispute which blatantly other post-secondary student that our professors are of com- Harding yr. the his economic self- and demonstrably misleading. province, parable quality (and therefore un- Hons. Psych. interest dictates he receive Apparently, the faculty's claim of must derpaid). But this would mean Go to Daytona for the an educational underpayment is unsupportable equal opportunity. that his market structure is flawed Our faculty is the lowest paid strike. because they are voluntarily par- because it does not accurately in the Letter ticipating in an "objective and province (John Weir, reflect their relative value.

all to the Board of Governors fair" market structure where [App. If this mythical market system

further eco- B], Jan. 26, 1990). Kostenbauer players act strictly to that Kostenbauer posits really ex- nomic self-interest. He concluded assures us that no monopoly ex- isted and enjoyed the "vast public

by accusing the faculty of har- ists in this non-coercive market, support" he attributes it, the

"hidden which his own their bouring a motive" therefore, by logic, professors motives could not be

"hidden" and he should logically

celebrate their actions as Sandra Addraiao 2nd yr. WLUSU For You? manifestations of the self-interest English/Pysch, which his market relies on for its around and existence. Instead Klaus con- Go talk to I $33.60 for the DEAR EDITOR: ment, paid tradicts himself and condemns the students to see what privilege of to the Stu- belonging their action with the phrase think im- dent they about the I was surprised to see a Union this Is there a very year. "naked greed".

Laurier student on this by which this can strike. campus process money If Kostenbauer really believed pending

week wearing a button with be returned to me? If WLUSU is past in this perfect market structure, the words "No Strike: You're supporting only one strike-related and perhaps allowed that the

Both on it. This student movement, then I want Wrong" printed present dispute is its correcting in itself did membership back. On not bother me, as my money action, his writing to the Cord is

an issue such as WLUSU's Canada is a free country and this, a blatant attempt to interfere with

is role should be a neutral one everyone entitled to express that action through manipulation their own opinions. On the bot- through which the voices of the of public opinion. That he entire tom of the button, however, were student body can be heard. believes the market can be Kim Jones 3rd If WLUSU is yr. the letters "W.L.U.S.U.". I as- supporting only one manipulated by external non- of sume that these letters indicated the student campaigns, it is not English/Biology economic forces means that he WLUSU's of this particu- fulfilling its responsibility. Run and hide! support cannot simultaneously believe his lar anti-strike campaign. Did I am not pro-strike, but I am own contention that economic WLUSU in fact contribute to cost pro-education and pro-WLU. In factors only impel this market. that that of the production of these but- my opinion, means must The naked malignancy in his and did also be with tons, if so, they contribute pro-parity. Along is now unsupported conclusion other concerned and an equal amount to all of the responsible undeniable. If Klaus' argument other strike-related student members of WLUFA and the stu- wasn't so pathetically inept his dent I campaigns, including the "Stu- body, wear my "Parity attempt to manipulate through Now" the dents in Support of WLUFA" button to protect inter- deception might have been movement? ests of students at WLU in the dangerous. But more dangerous is Last both WLUSU and present and in the future. Others fall, the intent of his letter. It is a mali-

are entitled to have and Runstedler 3rd The Cord were involved in an ex- express Greg yr. cious attempt to sabotage the different opinions, but WLUSU Hons. tensive information campaign position of the faculty (who his Hist. must either remain neutral or al- with regards to the Development concludes own argument are un- Take out strike insur- low students Fund rebates. I did not ask the ad- dissenting to opt out. deniably underpaid), and by ex- ance. ministration contri- to return my tension, to undermine the future Alex Bisset I felt that the bution, because quality of education at this Third Year Honours $15.00 would do as much good in school.

their English and History pockets as it would in mine. k. paradis

But according to my fee state-

the university blues by Kevin Matchstick

4th UIC Jug yr.

Unionize and go on strike. The Cord Weekly 14 Thursday March 1,1990 comment-

The Gripes of Strath

Stark Raving Again By Al Strathdee

Dear John, DEAR EDITOR: rooms...the list seems endless. Is you've lots of there a got cash, you can plan or It seems like have you been a little down late- hand it ongoing wish list for the over to WLUSU for their university or are we Are just ly. things not going so well in the adminis- Remember Re- up going to grow? September? accessible washroom fund. You trative ivory tower? I noticed that don't smile member the falling you What really has been temperatures can give it to the Cord to feed the bothering me lately, is the that much and I could anymore have sworn that you and leaves? Remember to possibility of a faculty strike this signing turtles. You could even give it to year. The were at the faculty limping hockey game the other night. get Fund are quite upset and justifiably your Development WLUFA so that could so. Students in the they buy What I diink you need is a vacation and back? some past have blamed strikes paint and coffee on The supplies. underfunding. way sound advice about how should be this things at Mike and Brian Well it's almost six months Just have cut transfer payment go get yours back before funding place. This should make it easier to stomach that for Ontario, there be a lot later, and the Business Office has tomorrow. Otherwise the univer- may to worry about in the comfortable, isolated and stuffy office on the sec- future. a whole stack of Bob Nixon hasn't indicated that refund cheques sity will have $18 million and fif- he will ond floor of the Peters Building. res- around cue us either. lying that will soon teen very dollars in the bank. I picked up my copy of the new Laurier Un- be stale-dated. Here at Laurier though, the dergraduate calendar this underfunding week, as I must start argu- So back ment doesn't get your's now. If Chris seem to wash very well because Starkey for of a choosing my classes next year. I was quite sur- large operating we have read the surplus. John, some prob- prised to about same small university lems and need some direction. are which I enrolled in few People mad. a years ago. I am looking Morale is low and students are scared. forward to finding those small classrooms which I got a copy of a letter which you sent to all of us are mentioned. Not last week and About Stark unfortunately, it left me with Raving I have more wonder, you attended any of these'classes questions than answers. There are too Have noticed many "what lately? you how full the halls are ? ifs" and not enough plans to alleviate our fears in stood in line Have you at the Torque Room or tried the event of a strike. I don't appreciate being held TO THE EDITOR: to fight your way into the Registrar's Office this as a in a chess There pawn dangerous game. is a lot week? How big is small? Is the recent Ontario Fed- at stake. The fact remains however, that if While I on behalf of you want must, hide that The eration of Students Report which states that Laurier fact). faculty does excellence the in classroom you'll have to Students in pay for Support of WLUFA, has the second highest student to full time not. The administration can af- faculty it. I know that in difficult you're a spot, but this dis- for out apologize scaring the hell ford back down ratio true? I was just curious... to and avoid a is pute about more than Also, don't Mr. I money. forget of Starkey must also clear The I often questions about all that that strike. faculty cannot. get money And in about us students, we need you' to settle this thing up some of the misconceptions he the Laurier has. How much is it now? There is long run the administration's a per- John.

has about our group. ception that we are a which makes miserly handling of the university a I know that money you are busy John, but why don't We are not controlled nor we students all profit every year. (and the tax- come down to the Room you Torque and have a were we originally inspired by I read in a payers) into this school can university publication that the interest coffee with pump us and give us some of your time. We the faculty. It is true that we make hurt the of education that Laurier makes on its is used for scholar- all have lots of only quality money questions and are worried; very use of WLUFA data but we also, at this and This is university. The administra- ships campus improvement. really great worried. We all like this it's place, very friendly out of make available courtesy, tion has but we could use some the cash to es- really study space, student and kind of like home. potentially However, we don't want to administration data as well. And tablish this as a lounges, improved athletic facilities(i.e. a real place major (dare prac- stay here for a of our summer. part Why don't you contrary to what Mr. tice field for Starkey may we use the football and a running more word) "world class" track), come down tomorrow? We'll be the ones with the believe, we make no claims to center of This parking, more periodicals in the library, some nice learning. will worried looks on our faces. Maybe you can bring us an unbiased informational being green grass and on a certainly not happen as long as open space campus, large open some news to smile about. Do you remember how group. first area for nice class faculty are scared (or meeting students, some meeting to smile John? In any case we support driven) away by low salaries, WLUFA not for the quality of benefits poor and a hostile atti- data but out of and their principle tude Gender Issues Liza Sardi towards the faculty associa- by:

yes ~ even out of self-interest. tion on the part of the administra- The former motive is not very tion. fashionable these Weir's Raid Farce days; many Panty Report No matter what our motiva- consider it a mark of to maturity tions in SSWLUFA are, we hope avoid WLU President John Weir mented. After almost four taking a stand on issue years nose anyway? any to offer an alternative to and his six-member committee in the other than what shirt to wear. The making? - Recommendations on Women WLUSU's courageous neutrality.

released awaited - recently a long A university committee on latter motive is, of course, quite WLUSU in attempting to remain and Administration. We may be to these program "promote positive Gender relations. The recom- popular days. And it is in neutral at any cost can't help but seeing an increase female em- gender relations" at WLU. This mendation to establish amazing how difficult it is for a com- play into the hands of the admin- ployees in counselling, student 'resourcefulness' was based on mittee to educate and formulate some people at this to university istration and make a strike more services, security and housing. the recommendations of a presi- recommendations to foster posi- realize that it is in both their short All likely. these positions are low on the dentially appointed committee of tive gender relations is a good and term interests to back long administrative scale. The new three men and three women one. Unfortunately, its members the faculty. The administration, Student Life Co-ordinator will Michael which 'reviewed' the events of will be appointed by the after all has Wood president a large budget sur- basically do the job of the the and the Spokesperson for SSWLUFA 'panty raid(s)' on September report directly to presi- plus (and no amount of data can WLUSU Vice-president: Student dent. This to 27-28. WLUSU president A 1 job should go the the and Dean Activities, Safety Equali- Strathdee was the only student of Students who is in direct ty Commissioner and a student representative on the committee, contact with students and admin- counselor. All this and istration Or part-time and Strathdee takes only one daily. perhaps the too? course. Dean of Students position could

be Men You've to a split into Dean of and LIFE IN HELL BYMATTBROENING got question The interim report states that that wouldn't have Dean of Women the report even positions, jointly though university "cannot ex- responsible for relations. been considered before the panty gender pect to transform society by itself,

raid. Both the and - A recommendation to it report the press can expect to serve as a model

release publicizing the report 'immediately' study the to the rest of the community in be aimed of seem to at protecting 'feasibility' day care doesn't fostering an environment con- will the university's image more than even suggest that day care ducive to healthy gender rela- be anything else. ever implemented. tions". In the discussion on the

In the is full of - Laurier's climate for it short, report promotional women on campus material will empty promises and lip service to also be under was reported that WLU has been review women, and to gender relations at to ensure it 'portrays' "reactive" and not "proactive" in (NOT, WLU. please note, 'reflects') the matter of gender relations. Laurier's Among the recommendations vibrant intellectual and Now that they have come to cultural were: community where that realization, what are they

- A policy on Gender free lan- healthy gender relations exist. going to do about it? guage for university publications - Campus Cultural Life Co-

The contains no time drafted by Dr. Harold Remus. ordinator whose job will be to report

lines. Its are create a vibrant in- vague promises easy Possibly each faculty could put culturally and to break under student environ- the guise of "we're forth a style sheet for es- tellectually stimulating All this from working on it"and "as soon as — ment. says ie. use humanity, not one possibly possible." Lots of time be mankind. part-time employee? Ha! can wasted committees and - for - A sexual harassment policy. Guidelines Campus Publi- forming sub-committees. The draft sexual harassment cations and Posters. The admin-

policy will be brought to the istration, designated by the Presi- In the case of the WLU ad- Board of Governors for approval dent, will determine which publi- ministration, one wonders time this This cations and offensive. some year. means posters are whether is short apathy just a way But time before December 31, they 'Don't want' to set up a any of saying 'create a presidential board. What's 1990. This policy has been under censor the dif- with committee, come up a report ference? development since 1987 and still And would Dr. Weir and then hope everyone goes has be and know sexism if it bit him to reviewed imple- on the back to sleep.' The Cord Weekly

15 Thursday March 1,1990

THE SCENE

AT A GLANCE

Behind| me, a caravan weighed down

With bad dreams and ghosts of

apologies inside There's no room, no room

hitcher with suitcase For a a ofpride THE SCENE

All About Eve

NEWS Turret NEW RELEASES: Look for The sees splash of paint Caution Horses from the Cow-

boy Junkies in record stores Tony Burke March 12 and the long awaited Campus News (well, by me anyway) fourth al-

bum from Scott Merritt titled long-awaited Turret Violet and Black March 7. Also, The renovations look for Blue Sky Mining by Mid- planned

Oil. Stone for night Rolling maga- this year have been zine dubbed it the group's completed and the bar will

"Joshua Tree" - is that good, or be open for regular Thurs- bad? day service tonight.

Among the changes that The Rolling Stones gather more will witness this weekend The patrons moss: Continuing Adven- is stand bar a new up along the tures of the Rolling Stones rear wall, a food service with represents the first time that the and pizza nachos, a coat check Stones have gone on camera to room, railings, new furniture, and tell their own story. Over two a completed stage area. hours of frank narratives from the Students have been expecting band - and interview rare seg- the refurbishing of the campus ments by Brian Jones and Mick bar since the proposals were Taylor - are interspersed with made last WLUSU year. presi- never-before-seen archival film, dent A 1 Strathdee "we had a video and newsreel footage. Look says and ideas which we had to it in budget fot your video stores. prioritize" because of bad finan- EVENTS cial planning. A large amount of the WLUSU ended budget up being sunk into the elevator, leav-

little for the promised renova- The Faculty of Music will be ing tions. of presenting an evening opera Stuart Lewis, VP:Academic Friday, March 2nd and Saturday, Who knows what's behind and WLUSU President for the lurking that spanking new bar at the Turret and who knows what March 3rd. Two one-act operas, 1990/1991 school explains Suor and Gianni Schic- year, lies bar. Photo Angelica ahead after renovations bring a new image to our fledgling campus Tom Szeibel, that there was "alot of confusion chi by Puccini will be performed. the time at because of financial The fate of artist The show begins at 8:00 pm, ad- Danny problems within the Student Dent's of mission is $3 for students. portrait Bruce Spring-

Union. As much as we wanted a steen, donated to the frosh of The Turret year Line-up refurbished bar we wanted to be Numus is the 1988/1989 has also been decided; closing concert sea- careful with finances". Student Pubs Dan Daw- March 10: Grand Opening featuring local bands and son Friday, March 9 with "Drum- Manager The original proposal for the son is assured that it will be Talent acts. ming: The Big Bang" another Night renovations ran $200,000 over the Turret's wall by foray into contemporary percus- adorning March 14: budget so much of it had to be Trooper week. sion programming. The concert is next The picture will be March 17: Katmandu trimmed back; cutbacks that (Bob Seger tribute) at the Princess Cinema, and fea- hung, Gilkinson jokes, "just be- Music Programmer Marie March 21: Mike Mandel tures works Al- fore the by Reich, Peltier, orientation year that Gilkinson was not happy about. March 24: The Pursuit of Happiness bright, and Andriessen; starting received it will be graduating". "A lot of things I wanted [were time While March 28: Over the Garden Wall or is 8 pm. some details remain to (Genesis clone) cut Gilkinson out]", says, but the be finished — the of the Clear finalizing Light (Pink -- not renovations stand Floyd clone) IN CONCERT as they now, food service and decoration -- confirmed. she is quite pleased with. MORE ON PAGE 16

The Phantoms will be perform-

ing at the Bombshelter March 1. Wilf's presents OEP favourite Peter Webb March 2. DeSadest delivers anecdotes

Just in salty Joking Wilf's brings us Kenny Robinson March 3. Fred Hale will play Gler's

March 7. No part of their perrormance Tom Szeibel to Look for the Bourbon managed really captured my

Concert Review to do an Tabernacle Choir at the interest; they appeared of the Bombshelter March 8. adequate job hyping up

you were wondering audience — in part by im- The Humanities Theatre is host to If perhaps where all of — but seemed more con- Heather Bishop & Jennifer the patience Berezan cerned with selling some of their March 10. strange-looking people records the show. On the comeback trail, during Trooper normally found at Phil's will play the Turret March 14. Grandson's Place were While the Wet Spots were Gler's hosts Geordie Barnett the before leaving their mark on stage, the March 14. Friday night Forgotten Rebels waited calmly Reading Week, chances k.d. lang will play at Lulu's in their dressing room. There, as Roadhouse March 15. are they were at the the lead on stage, vocalist Mickey The Beirdo Brothers play the Bombshelter. For what DeSadest was the centre of atten- Bombshelter 16. March better to start week way a tion among his fellow musicians The Turret will host The Pursuit of academic neglect than and friends. After writing down of Happiness March 24. Ad- last minute alterations of lyrics, to see an anarchistic band vance ticket sales only. DeSadest proceeded to rehearse like the Rebels. Come out and CKMS at Forgotten support of some his best dirty jokes which their Benefit Party at Phil's would be incorporated into the Grandson's Place March 28. Fabled Hamilton band the Rebels punk Forgotten performed stage show. He seemed very To kick things oil there was Coming soon to Fed Hall: Spirit at Uof W's Bombshelter ushering in Reading Week. the Wet the opening act Spots. ON PAGE 16 , of the West. MORE The Cord Weekly scene 16 Thursday March 1, 1990 - Gone but Get Experienced not forgotten

"What Get Involved has 400 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper!" he also politely dedicated a song to all of the who girls masturbate V.P. his Marketing over picture. Despite his in- credible cockiness, Mickey

DeSadest was well V.P. Finance met by the he's audience; as much charis-

matic as he is eccentric.

the V.P. Student Activities Among highlights of the

were "Bomb songs the Boats", social "Let's Go Back to Viet Nam"' .summer "A.1.D.5." (which broke into a

convincing impersonation of Jim Morrison commitee singing "Light My Fire") and some of the Rebel's

new material, including "Dizzy" .board of student and"I Gotta Axe". The Rebels

also performed "Ziggy Stardust" over his backstage Mickey DeSadest takes some time to go jokes and a portion of "Stairway to before the Forgotten Rebels show last week activities Tom g zeibe | pj10t0 Heaven". The encore i I was long bo enough to a complete set in it- CONTINUED the DJ and finally singing "Hello, .orientation commitee FROM PAGE 15 self, including the classic "Elvis hello". is Dead" and ending with "Surf- relaxed and for the enjoyed posing Throughout performance ing On Heroin". officier the occasional photo. DeSadest told salty anecdotes that The .chief returning Forgotten Rebels were at real The performance began would have made Bill Needle their best, and the show was of when the Rebels took blush. included such colour- course They definitely worth seeing. For the DeSadest be- .deputy returning their place on stage. ful topics as incest and his own mob of sweat and beer-soaked

the music be -- "The gan by demanding penis only thing bigger slam-dancing UW students, the

turned off, making a joke about than is cock" or officier my ego my Rebels will not soon be forgotten.

.bacchus co-ordinator Turret renovations revealed

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15 .university affairs Willison Lounge while Gilkinson patrons day and night, rendering would like to push ahead with Wilf's WLUSU officials are happy and unnecessary.

— redecorating including a huge Gilkinson believes new confident about the changes to the

neon "Turret" and a mirror co-ordinator date. sign Turret will renew interest in the

behind the new bar. Yet bar and the bands which she Future renovation plans are Lewis is hesitant clubs business still being discussed. Strathdee President-Elect brings to play there. The month to make "We want to of March an .campus and Lewis would like to see promises: yields impressive

see how it operates before we go line-up for all tastes. Unfortunate- games and a pool table put in the

ahead with any other changes". ly, Gilkinson says, "if it dies a

manager 3 Strathdee and Business Man- slow death then that's it for bands TREE PLANTERS [j Tim Hranka have also dis- next year". clubs ager .campus WANTED cussed expanding the bar onto the Stuart Lewis remains optimistic: "we have one of the !J $750 00/WK roof of the Central Teaching now .

Building and an at- better entertainment venues in the co-ordinator ACHIEVABLE encouraging mosphere which will attract city."

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2. In A Cry in the Dark, how was the baby actually abducted? .safety & equality in Menl 3. Which actor is the holdout on the jury 12 Angry

trial? *. What 1961 film is based upon the Nazi war crimes

5. Who plays the judge in Alfred Hitchcock's The Paradine Case, THE COMMERCIAL applications and the lawyer in Billy Wilder's Witness for the Prosecution? TAVERN PRESENTS from availaible 6. What real-life trial is Inherit the Wind based upon? MARCH 2

is a. the WLUSU office 7. Daniel, based upon E.L. Doctorow's The Book of Daniel, BIG SMOKE thinly-veiled account of what 60's political trial? executed at 8. How many of the three court-martialed prisoners were I

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Ex-Bauhaus singer gets Deep

The slower pieces, particularly "Mar- fans will be for this same delighted You laughed at the head cheese I ate Specials. their break lene Dietrich's Favourite Poem" with and Following up reason, as for the rest of the for lunch after only two albums, he moved its on harp accompaniment, are stronger world, they probably won't hear a You at laughed my family you rotten to form The Fun Three and than the convoluted Boy then faster, more swack of difference. bunch produced his finest work in The tracks. Their Overall sound has When I quality failed Kindergarten you Colourfield. "Roll closes the al- under Call", which improved producer Stacey laughed some more Hall vanished again after the bum, is the record's most direct and and with new Jef- Now is kitchen Heydon, guitarist you're just hagg on my Colourfield's Deception album of Dee. With only musically satisfying song, empty frey Dave McGhire on floor resurface to recently in a trio called drums and there the heavy-handed, transcendental Spike on bass, is Blair and Anouchka. The of than for Terry, themes many of the previous more adequate backing The Forgotten Rebels have al- amount of and DeSadest's characteristic thought originality tracks, producing the same dark tone Mickey vo- ways been tastelessly fun to group that went into naming the band was but without the sounds. cals. grating listen to, but could never be taken also shared in the songs fea- voice still retains that creating Murphy's seriously. Or can they? Perhaps their tured on their latest single. David Bowie sound that made the is music some sort of social com- Ultra Modern Nursery Rhyme is Bauhaus version of Stardust" "Ziggy mentary... a teaser for their forthcoming album indecemible from the original, and Deep of the same name but the quality of his consorts The Hundred Men' I'll show you a meaning for a Peter Murphy the future release doesn't look create a sound akin to a fusion of world gone nuts promising. Except for the Banquet/RCA and the Chalk charming Beggar's Echo Bunny men and And bodies feed your to my hogs cover of Neil Sadaka's "Love Will Circle. and mutts Us Keep Together" there is very little The release of Peter Murphy's Deep isn't really suitable dance, here that is at all memorable. The third, and most realized solo al- or music, but worth I'll fully driving drinking let you decide. title is — with lots of horns is song okay bum Deep cause for celebration. So into, because it strives delving simply - Tom Szeibel and a happy mood -but it has the Ac- the light, says album's press release. for something beyond no in the cash staying power n' carry tually, if not a reason for observance, mainstream. of world pop music. the record is at least worthy of obser- - Steve Burke The remaining B-side, "Hush vation. hush balloo", has to be one of the Since disbanding from Bauhaus most that I've in stupid songs ever 1983, which was to fragment into heard. With lyrics like: "I'll wait for Love and Rockets, Murphy has grad- (Untitled) you / 'til the sky is blue / hush hush ually refined the brooding Goth-rock The Rebels Forgotten balloo" have to Hall's few you question sound that the with a stand provided group Quite songs really mental Records recent stability. What ever its Enigma out on this image and chemistry. untitled release: "Behind happened to the talent he exhibited in takes Deep Murphy into the core Bars", "Dizzy" (the most commercial, The and The Colourfield from Specials of an inner world that finds him This long-awaited release it even has a video) and the melan- with with teen the be songs dealing racism, directly questioning Reality, Evil, Hamilton-based quartet will cholic "Good Times Never Lost". social activism? Hall with mixedreactions. age pregnancy, God, Love, Truth, and all those other met "Science Fiction Double Feature, a was never a particularly prolific themes that Northrop Frye would To some Rebels fans it is some- remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Ultra Modem writer but he certainly never sank to label his what of the new pigeon holes with. a disappointment; Show theme song is also notable. Nursery Rhyme this level before. it material has less of that Although seems lyrically quasi punk In contrast to the newer style, the (12") Like Hall's previous bands, it is forced and there are too varia- edge that he Rebels Rebels also recorded few many gave Forgotten a tunes Terry, Blair, and Anouchka unlikely that Terry, Blair, and tions on the same theme, with Mur- their reputation. Rather, there is a reminiscent of days, like "The past Records Chrysalis Anouchka will last Not for commercial sound of very long. phy repeating the same images and more to some Girl Can't Come", or "Evelyn Dick", reasons like disillusionment inner the This is that or phrases (1 can imagine Murphy songs. not to say a true story about a sadistic woman Hall has been but rather because the main-stream Terry through so disputes they are labouring over lyrics and slaving they've gone completely from Hamilton. 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A letter to Tom Cochrane

recalled that they had to be of Fringe". Dear Tom, I drinking age to be admitted, Why, then, during a brilliant instrumental frenzy, did the I feel bad about last Wednes- concluded that they were proba-

crowd and use this I'm about the bly aging high school disperse op- day night. sorry dropouts. portunity to go pee? It reminded Twist. I apologize for the crowd. Within minutes, some blond drive-in in 12, bit took the me of a grade Tom, you've put on a of trollop my matches, wandered bartender confused where people around, poundage since you brought Red my change Hall last where and Rider to Fed year, (he promptly apologized cor- drank, and threw frisbees, and

rected his error after I contested on a great show to a didn't come the you put very really to see audience. But what his mathematical while receptive hap- skill, movie. But these tickets were

at Twist? Fhe concert using fingers to indicate the bucks the pened the my twenty a shot, and bar

set of of subtraction), and in an was was an almost identical old concept full. Perhaps these people

radio to a of here Red Rider icons and recent attempt gather couple were just because everyone

a table, was hits, but something was missing, stools from nearby I else seemed to be going. A social and it was missing from the welcomed with a robust "Yo, bud event of sorts.

-PROBLEM?" from a customer I crowd. assure you it wasn't your

that resembled one of the But first let me tell you how pimps fault, Tom. Your band was in top

went. Several hours from Starsky and Hutch. form for an almost two hour my evening set,

for The most confronta- and the material was were spent scrambling around amusing very strong.

con- tion I had was with the doorman There was a of a camera and film (and good selection retrieve sequently being absent for the when I tried to my songs from your self-titled album

of camera at the end of the evening. — with "Ashes to performances your special opening the Storm When I asked "could I get my Diamonds", and including "The guests Ray Lyell and behind the The and Chalk Circle). More time ex- camera from stand?", Untouchable One". tracks

the retorted "How do I from last pired with me expounding the quipster year's Victory Day were know it's camera?". I well chosen: philosophy of press privileges at your quick- "Big League", "Call- the Tom - denied Twist, the box office and having ly concluded that I was about to ing America"and the tide track After a photographer was pictures at

a concert the Cord offices for an impromptu GUEST PASS branded on my battle wits with modern-day all good numbers. Partic- Cochrane dropped by per- and with "How formance. hand like one does to livestock Socrates, injected ularly poignant was the slower Liza Sardi, Photo

do I know there's be- being lead into the slaughter- a camera segment of the show that in- broadening commercial appeal, event gauged by audience hind house. there?". The polemic soon corporated "Good Times", "Ave- However, I found you still had to prove yourself to response. your a blank I was then informed that I ended with his shrug and nue 'A'", "Bird on a Wire" and sense of humour fitting when, at everyone that night. The die hard take look, leaving both of us players, "Ocean Blues". Your into the could only pictures during dig the end of the show, barked fans comprised only the first two you at an im- Red Rider archives all the first two of set, a to my disappointment, unearthed songs your "Thank You've been great rows beneath the stage, while the you. law revised at the passe. your best material from the past subsequently tonight!". I hope you were being remaining rabble were simply Tom, with so little to work decade, "White door to "no pictures whatsoever", especially Hot", ironic. governed by osmosis - "bounc- with, it seemed as if anything you "Light in the Tunnel" and due to tour promotion politics. Tom, you've been known to ing for bevies" as some of the did was in the wind, Sheds his Skin". were not well. I left just pissing "Napoleon Things going be a prophet of doom; shortly would care to it. when patrons express hands of or perhaps into a vacuum Granted, the sound in such a the camera in the trusty after writing "Lunatic Fringe" the Perhaps you should have lured one considers the void structure as the with its who it behind a yawning Twist, the doorman, put world was to witness the assas- them with an impromptu rapport, that extended from the stage to low and almost limitless podium, and underwent my initia- ceiling sination of John Lennon, and rather than out lines While half of channeled spitting ver- tion into the Twist. the parking lot. length, was so that it prior to the fatal Challenger ex- band members their sounded like in I struck your clapped you were playing batim from new live album. was immediately by your plosion you penned "The Load- hands in a futile to the hull of the Potem- I the collective of the bar's campaign Battleship you're kind of shy on couldn't identity guess ing". Too bad you have I kin. It with The motivate this lethargic mass, en- was arena rock the and to an crowd patrons that evening. stage, opening up foreseen such a rotten on of and thin visioned a pep rally at a high acoustic refinement of an AM audience distract from clientele big breasts may you Wednesday. Don't get dis- the school whose football team hasn't radio in a Datsun. well. moustaches appeared to have playing couraged, though. Please come It won in five seasons. But hey, was apparent Wednesday You shouldn't have returned cumulative I.Q. of a cauliflower. back. I'm sorry. the HITS even after a decade like mob of they responded to "Boy that, on vinyl, for that premeditated an The group acted a encore; Regretfully Yours, the with and school but when I Inside Man" and "Lunatic steady artistic growth a encore should be a spontaneous high students, Steve Burke

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From in a bungalow Provincial moved to in Algonquin Park, So he Hay River September 1985, and adapted the

Robert conducts his dishes to listen to stars. Stephens one-man search for the "By about November, I was making ob- servations It als that will tell of the sky. had come along quite a in two sign us we are not alone. Stephens has way the months, just working frantically, running on adrenalin. After years of worked on a but he always shoe-string budget, now is in and I planning collecting equipment, was at a facility, and I was dire straits. His National Research Council job has been doing something. That was really exciting." and he cut may soon lose his observatory.

But Stephens faced tremendous hardships during his first, un-

By Robert Hercz sophisticated (and unsuccessful) search for extraterrestrial in- Varsity Science Editor telligence: poverty, illness, ostracism, and finally eviction from the

Canadian cold steel that was his home for almost three University Press building years. He's not nostalgic.

Robert Stephens, Canada's only ear toET, is in trouble again. "It was a real blue-collar and when work town, was done, you

went to the bar. There weren't many intellectuals, and they did not "I'm laid off as of March 31," he says,"and that looks like it." understand the scientific merit of what I was trying to do. All they

saw was he's broke. If he needs 'Gee, money, why doesn't he get a From his little bungalow at the Algonquin Radio Observatory job?' I have to admit I was a real scrounge around there, but it wasn't (ARO), he calls to that the National Research Council has cut report for for The I I me. It was Project. got the impression that was consid- his $100-a-week the radio that take part-time job running telescopes ered the town kook, a recluse living on the lake looking for UFOs." daily readings of the sun's surface.

When he was evicted, Stephens traded a waste motor oil-burning That hundred dollars, plus private donations totalling all of $245, furnace he'd designed and built for a battered school bus he plus an occasional cheque from his parents, constitute the entire fund- christened the Road Toad, and headed south. His work at Hay River ing for his spare-time one-man search for the signals that will tell us him noticed the led got by NRC, which to the at For part-time job Algon- we are not alone. eight years, Stephens, 35, has been trying to es- He the ARO quin. came to on the understanding that he could use his tablish a SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) program that spare time, a spare telescope, and for his SETI would the sensitive spare equipment pro- use large, dishes of radio telescopes to scan the gram. Phase Two had begun. sky for signals of artificial origin. What sort of signals? Most likely,

the same kind that are leaking into space from earth right now: radio *** and television.

is He Stephens a high-school dropout. has no formal education in Unfortunately, he is short a few dollars. With $40,000, he could electronics, mathematics, astronomy, or computer science, which sets get his hands on the instrument that will make his program fly, but him in considerably apart from others his field. He admits to a fear of Canadian science has for This no money Bob. makes him bitter and math and which computers, is getting to be a problem, but his limita- ET will be if I find unhappy. "Finding easy can intelligent life on tions are more than compensated for, he thinks, by an he "How much does the U of T uncanny ap- earth," says. spend every year on and titude for circuits tubes, transistors and gears, the stuff that makes floor wax?" radio astronomy go.

* * *

"I tend to just know things," he says."I have a feel for A good cold, clear winter night is a good time to approach the ARO. what's I'm with right. very gifted my hands, and I'm not scared to try Hidden in the remote north-east corner of Algonquin Provincial Park, ideas. I'm weak in when I new very mathematics; get a grasp of away from man-made radio interference and just about everything something, it's not through mathematical formulas, but through a else, the site is reached by a 70-km stretch of dark, winding dirt road.

of ~ I holographic kind an image just see it work. I see how things go Headlights catch the flash of snowshoe rabbits and foxes diving for together." cover into the undergrowth. Between the tops of the unending stand of that lines the the of is pine road, canopy stars rich and bright. No Others recognize this. Scientists at the NRC have called him "far of man: signs not one person, car, or building. more than a dilettante," "a technically very competent non- Canadian professional," even "a folk-hero." In his own modest way,

If, from the crush of the big city, the idea of plucking traces of Stephens more than agrees. "There's nothing unprofessional about the

alien version of from results I'm What blows some is that some Gilligan's Island the depths of outer space getting. people away somebody with formal education has the work seemed pretty hilarious, it is guaranteed to seem less so now. no accomplished single-handedly

of what normally is a university team of specialists. My lack of for-

has allowed know that what I'm is im- Daylight reveals the place littered with radio dishes. Site I's six- mal education me to not doing

foot solar radiometer I and Site V's long line of 32 ten-foot dishes are possible. dare to tread where others wouldn't bother." the two working projects the NRC pays Robert Stephens to run. The

big 60-foot-diameter antenna that he uses for SETI once belonged to He built his first radio telescope out of chicken wire and two-by- T but has abandoned 20 U of been for years, and is covered in rust. fours when he was in Grade 5 ("it was bound to fail"), but after drop- And the jewel of the ARO, the towering 150-foot dish, the largest ping out of high school, he drifted between jobs in electronics and in North steerable radio telescope America, also lies idle. There is no communications. One day, a friend at the University of Alberta hap- in federal money science budgets to use the big dishes, or even the pened to mention that some radio astronomers make their living sear-

small ones after the end of March, when the NRC plans to shut down ching for other civilizations. the ARO permanently.

Stephens will never forget that day. "Something inside me sort of

Site IV is office. The at the of Stephens' building base the 60-foot clicked when he said that," he says.

dish is crammed with his tools and instruments, most of which he

*** ferried in a little over a year ago from his last office, which was on

the south shore of Great Slave Lake. There, in the town of Hay River,

he ran - behind in his he was kicked off the To understand Robert of his NWT, until, years rent, really Stephens, you need a tour

— his property first working search for ET. house. Disorganized and jammed, everywhere you turn another project stands revealed. DEW The site was a relay station for the old line, built to warn us

Commie in Now he built it when warheads started pouring over the North Pole. In the kitchen, there's a microwave oven that looks like

that there were better ways to detect an imminent holocaust, the two himself-which he did. "Works great," he claims. In the bedrooms,

aimed towards the northern all huge dishes, permanently horizon, were VHS and Beta video recorders, a photocopier, a home computer, his unused. Stephens bought the antennas and equipment for a dollar, bought for next to nothing and kept running by his ingenuity. Like

promising to remove everything from the site within 18 months, a equipment at Site IV, everything looks outdated and no more than realized task he soon was futile. medium-tech, but everything works.

"I believe that we couldsucceed eventually alone. The universe is too busu a place." feature The Cord Weekly

21 Thursday March 1,1990 FOR E.T.

The small living room is filled by a massive stereo system: twin

trunk-sized speakers, an even bigger sub-woofer occupying all the

between and a rack of that out 800 space them, amplifiers pumps watts. All designed and built, naturally, by Robert Stephens. And all, reluctantly, for sale to the highest bidder.

"I'm basically a rocker," he says absently as he flips through a

stack of records on the floor: Pat Benatar, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zep-

pelin, Klaatu. "Here's what I wanted: I Robot."

floor is "It's very important that you sit exactly where the marked, doesn't he but it would be im- or the system just work," instructs, until he possible to sit anywhere else, at least moves the video projec-

tor he's repairing: there just isn't space.

sounds He retires to the kitchen, leaving you with the synthesized

There is music in the than of The Alan Parsons Project. more room it

can comfortably hold.

The dining-room table is covered with miles and miles of black in U.S. has a of a produced by He shoves aside Not the Stephens copy videotape ribbon from a computer printer cartridge. some to NASA, outlining plans for its own ten-year, $90-million SETI pro- make room for his "bachelor-food" dinner, a can of corn with some

Carl us we home-built micro- gram. That tape alone, with Sagan earnesdy telling may slices of Polish sausage mixed in, heated in the from "some he's soon a signal spectacularly distant, spectacularly ex- wave. On the floor, parts for a plasma lamp building from an old get must worth of Stanford articles about his otic civilization," be a couple spectrometers. TV set, and a scrapbook full of project: "Something

I find and setde down and to show my kids if ever take a break, a girl Finally, to add insult to there is the imminent closure of the make babies." injury, Algonquin Radio Observatory. He knew from the beginning that his that contract would at the end of but he never believed the from the solar has expire March, Out on lawn, a spare 10-foot antenna array like the ARO shut down. "Based in the government could let a facility been converted into a jumbo home satellite dish order to pick up in in- on giving man general some level above zero of combined NASA's information channel. It makes the modest bungalow behind and I couldn't see them bulldozing this place," it is. In the stands the Road telligence rationality, it seem even smaller than driveway Toad, "It's valuable. It's ridiculous Stephens said a few weeks ago. just too ready for Phase Three, wherever it takes him. And in the garage, to that he too soon. into even consider as an option." Maybe spoke Bob's pride and joy, a 1970 Chevelle, rebuilt a high-performance racing machine. The body looks like hell, but he invites you to get *** fours which has been down on all for a peek at the underside, loving- ly painted in high-gloss black, red and yellow. So Robert Stephens is in trouble again. Like the time he was

evicted from his shed at Hay River, he does not know where he or the Robert Stephens, this is your life. in of months. Not Canadian SETI program is going to be a couple

NASA has been to the need * ** that there isn't any hope. ARO: they a radio-quiet location in the northern hemisphere for their search for

ET, and may pay the expense of keeping the place operating, though returns often to the connected As he goes about his day, Stephens more to choose an operational U.S. in Stanford in Cali- Stephens figures they're likely themes of money and science Canada. University site. fornia has offered to build him a prototype multichannel spectrum an-

be alyzer, an instrument no modern SETI program can without. Using interested like the French this unit examine the billions of And there are other parties, space computer technology, can potential the site. for and York University, that are also considering using broadcast frequencies ten million at a time, looking artificially agency

that not of local Without the created signals are origin. spectrometer, will be But the Nation- Maybe one of these Stephens' next employer. offer is of the there is no program. Stanford's flattering, a sign al Research Council, his present employer, is definitely leaving, and unbelievab- has attained. But more than that, it is credibility Stephens that makes his future uncertain. "I'm glad I have that school bus. I

for a is like getting a ly cheap. Asking $40,000 spectrum analyzer about to he never have to worry having someplace sleep," says. And it Rolls Royce for the price of its spark plugs, Stephens says.

words that he can't find the frustrates him beyond money. "If the situation here dries I could He's not giving up, though. up

probably find employment in the United States. I've spent broods. gainful "I think I need to incorporate a religion," he "The SETI and I'm at the of eight years of my life on this thing now, just verge millions church. A good evangelist can raise these days." real establishing something, and then doing some searching. So this is

not the time to quit. I've sacrificed lifestyle and friendships, to some He clears his throat and asks for He plots a more realistic strategy. extent. And relationships." "The work that I'm the tape recorder to be switched on. pioneering in this I don't necessarily have to have all the glory doing country... fund- What if he gets his telescope, his spectrometer, even some myself. I've brought it this far, but I'd like to really see it provide a is ing? What if the persistence pays off, the search begins, but nothing I welcome the of benefit to Canadian science, and would participation ever found? Would he be disappointed? U of should wish to be- an institution, such as perhaps the T, they

from whatever come out come involved and mutually benefit might

"Is that enough?" "I and tell it wouldn't bother I'm of it" He pauses. try myself me if not

successful. There's certainly a romantic aspect to looking article about him could start with the Perhaps, he muses later, an other civilizations, but I think the realism is starting to with fled- for headline Stanford University interested in collaborating sink in. It's not it's a lot hard work and a Canadians are glamorous; of gling Canadian radio astronomy program. "Ironically, and these from the lot hours. But there's the when- ignoring this thing in their own back yard, experts of lonely always feeling of what Canadian univer- I'm the States want to come in and take advantage ever looking at output of a large antenna pointed

sities are ignoring." that second into space with a good sensitive receiver any

the pen might squiggle and there'll be something new at In do not the Public Purse to Ap- He has a point. Canada, we open the other end. And that still drives me with a feeling of ex- plicants without Necessary Qualifications. Besides, no bureaucrat I like citement or or awe. I think as long as have would take responsibility for allocating money to a fringe venture mysticism

are being I'm be in mind continue SETI, not while hundreds of more conventional applicants that, going to a healthy state of to What if the hold of it? They'd have turned downevery day. press got this pursuit."

a field day! It's out of the question. can't if zve keep at it. Ijust see us Being Hens -■ Robert Step The Cord Weekly food feature

22 Thursday March 1,1990 Time for Breakfast!!

Keri Downs and lack of concentration neither By occur- altogether is a sensible nor

ring mid-morning and mid- an effective to reduce. Those If you regularly skip breakfast, way believe that be afternoon, depending on what was who without you may doing more damage to going eaten for lunch. "This breakfast calories health lack of saves more your than you are aware of. pro- may can be traced to than make for With the weight-conscious 80's ductivity directly up any calorie what wasn't at behind was or eaten a by overeating the next now us, nutritional experts just savings few soon have deemed the 90's health- hours before for breakfast," meal. They may get into the habit of and of the old diet Watches. While the nation's eating high-calorie snacks, conscious many says which adults the world of a practice can have the methods are being modified. In the are entering op- fitness and effect of It is the past, breakfast was regarded as physical healthy eating posite slimming. with children total food intake which affects unimportant, time-consuming and a passion, are sitting and are added control. If home in front of the TV weight, pounds a hurdle to weight you eating junk only when calories food. to Dr. Dar- provided by the think skipping breakfast is an ef- According Irving dik, former Chairman of the United foods eaten exceed those the fective way to shed unwanted body States Committee's uses for energy. pounds, think again. Nutritional Olympic Sports of not breakfast, breakfast not Medicine Council, sixty percent "By having you experts say skipping children can't meet the ordinary increase your chances of un- only hampers your daily per- nutritional standard of the average healthy morning snacking, and formance and your health, but lunch child. Watches agrees, splurging on and supper," may even stimulate weight gain. healthy "When feed saying the most important part of says Copland. you your People have many reasons for breakfast for the child is body regularly with three meals skimping on or completely skip- average what toy comes in the cereal box. each day on a fairly strict sched- ping breakfast, yet many medical Patilla, a nutritional con- ule, will know when it and nutritional experts suggest Marg your body sultant for Chedoke-McMaster will be fed and that it's all right to that breakfast is the most impor- over of the for tant meal of the day. Their views Hospitals says fifty percent use food just eaten fuel." By and secondary school stu- nutritious foods are supported by research which public spreading your dents to school each day the allow has shown that an adequate go throughout day, you your without breakfast. basal breakfast is essential for maximum an adequate metabolic rate (BMR) to oper-

"The for stu- > do mental and physical efficiency percentage university ate properly, knowing it can so she adds. because will be during morhing hours. Joan Aird, dents is even higher," it receiving energy and students in few hours. BMR a nutritional expert at Chedoke- "College university a regulates for the first time functions such as McMaster Hospitals, lists the most away from home breathing, about break- don't take the time or effort to eat maintaining constant body common complaints break- and the fast: I don't have time, I'd rather healthy meals, especially temperature, controlling the Na- fuel When the sleep, I don't like to fix breakfast, I fast." Studies copdycted by body's consumption. the United fuelled it will have dislike breakfast foods, and most tional Health Council in body is properly, States show break- and be able to think and commonly, I want to lose weight. that skipping energy learn better. nutritional consul- fast or eating a nutritionally poor Judy Prest, a breakfast has negative effects on Equally important is the content tant at the Niagara Falls Diet academic in of the meal. Chedoke-McMaster's of performance high Centre, says you can do a lot school students. The results of a Nutrition Department deems a damage to yourself by skipping four week breakfast as combination breakfast contro|f study of;*IOO good any or eating the wrong that ten students showed a sig- of solid or foods supply foods. "When grade liquid you get up in the academic nificant reduction in per- the vitamins, minerals, protein, morning, it has probably been at formance when the student did not and fats needed least carbohydrates, by eight hours since you last Diet eat a sufficient breakfast. Students the body. Chedoke-McMaster meal, the longest period that you mat- who ate a nutritionally balanced Planner Rona Turner says no normally go without food." During for breakfast scored on average ten to ter what foods are selected the long night's sleep, glucose or of should the fifteen higher on tests breakfast, they supply blood sugar falls to what is known percent verbal and mathematical skills nutrients essential for the when energy, as fasting level, and you than those who ate poorly or not at growth, and good health. Fruits, begin your daily activities, your the meats, and breads call all in morning. cereals, eggs, muscles for more glucose. "If The excuse for are of as do most common traditionally thought you not breakfast 'break-the- there skipping breakfast is weight-con- breakfast foods, but are fast', arid supply your system with foods which trol. You can do a lot of damage many other are equal- foods that can be\converted to and which be eating the thing or noth- ly nourishing may glucose, your blood sugar drops by wrong more to habitual breaking at all," states Prest. If you acceptable below the fasting level/' says Prest. skip breakfast from about 6 fast skimpers and skippers. This low blood sugar leyel puts a you go pm until the next without Some suggestions for forming strain on the body and is likely to noon day include food. You will lose breakfast habits hasten the onset of fatigue, slow not weight by good breakfast menus ahead of an entire worth of planning down your reactions, and reduce crowding day's in- hours. them simple yet work eating into six you time, keeping your output. Actually, includ- will teresting and quick to fix, Since morning is the time of day probably gain weight. the foods that can be prepared when demands meals to lose weight ing may be great, you "Skipping before, and suffi- sufficient doesn't work on a long term night allowing need energy to keep -just break- affirms St. Catharines Diet cient time to eat and enjoy physicEilly active and mentally basis," Turner advo- Centre Nutrition Consultant Walter fast in the morning. alert. Niagara Regional Health cates breakfast one up" Centre Nutritionist Ellen Watches Copland. Eating Only large "pepping of foods to in- meal makes the body think menus with a variety maintains that "a good breakfast daily voke and enthusiasm. it's starving the rest of the time. As appetite ensures quick energy to start the Walter feels the best and a natural defense, your body Copland day lasting energy to cany out learns to hoard food and way to begin a successful, healthy morning activities." by saving in fat cells. is with a nutritionally balanced Some of the most noticeable ef- storing energy your day breakfast. "If look forward to a One meal a day causes more peaks you fects of a poor diet on children and of and "and valleys in the blood day productivity, success, teenagers can be measured by jsjjgar health, level, to strong physical and mental school performance. A common causing you experience to breakfast is not just one way complaint from both students and more sweet cravings. Eating an in-

~ the breakfast it start it it is only way." teachers is sluggishness, boredom. adequate or omitting The Cord Weekly

23 Thursday March 1, 1990

inside: upcoming:

draft Madden Argos Hawkey:

V-ball Lady Hawks out ofplayoffs Sports Thursday at the Bubble Men's V-Ball stomped

Hawkey finishes first in OUAA West...

first A Rintche-Smith point. setup taken by Sean Davidson added

the second goal midway through the period. For the Hawks goal

scoring early into the game is

highly important for success. First star Dopson played a strong

game in net, closing the second 2- By Leslie Lamers 0 Hawks.

CORD WEEKLY Peter Choma set the pace for the third goal on a power play

The OUAA regular season with a blistering shot from the ended last with the Sunday point. The totals at this point:

Hawks defeating the Windsor three for the Hawks and zero for

Lancers 5-1 Hawks. Hawk goal the Lancers. Garnet McKechney tender Rob Dopson beat out passed the Lancer defense to flip Waterloo Warrior Mike the Bishop puck in off a Hellstrom- for the OUAA best goals against Sparkes assist for the fourth title. average marker. A spirited Lancer made

in slow motion, both mark Opening his on a 2 on 1 breakaway, sides reluctant show were to any scoring a shorthanded goal

of their top form and had a lax despite Dopson's efforts. A Greg first period. The frame began and Puhalski-Mike Maurice effort

ended, with not notched much happening a superfluous last minute in between for of except a lot goal that ended the game 5-1

skating for the two clubs. Hawks.

As the action began to pick up bounced: Hawks Gryphons The Hawkey juggernaut once to be no match for in the second again proved the visiting frame, defenseman The Hawks moved on to face Guelph Gryphons in semi-finals at the A.C. clobbered the farmers 9-2 and and will winner Mark Dan They 8-2 face Lyons passed to the lacklustre Guelph Gryphons of the Waterloo Windsor series. Buzz Starkey Rintche for a characteristic at home photo playing for best 2 of 3 Rintche that notched the effort games. ...but lose 'Chief in Guelph triumph

and By Chris Starkey Al Strath- Davidson equalled the count later markers. The outcome was never dee in the period, converting a feed really in question, as WLU led 4- Cord Weekly from Kevin Smith, and the 1 after the first period and 6-1 As the Pittsburgh Penguins Hawks hit the dressing room after two.

are trying to without Mario cope lucky to be even. Dopson and backup Mark the Golden Hawk hock- Lemiuex, As the game droned on, the O'Connor shared the win. the ey team must return to CIAU Gryphons began to make mis- Kirk Tomlinson and Marty Final Four without their "Chief' takes. Although backup goalie Berthclot replied for the U of offensive weapon. Ross Baker's lightning-quick Goo. assistant Greg Puhalski, cap- glove was able to hold the Hawks tain and leading scorer in the back for the first half of the game, Jock Talk (Strap Wrap)...A country, was nailed into the his heroics not were enough to best supporting actor boards five minutes into the his defence's overcome lapses or nomination was awarded by playoffs, and will miss the vaunted WLU offence. Mid- the fans to Guelph's Kirk OUAA West final series. If the period goals by Marc Lyons, Tomlinson in the Hawk Hawks win their next series Mike Maurice and Peter home In an attempt to against the ????????????, he is Hellstrom gave the home crowd game. sideline Hawk Mike expected to be able to return for reason to breathe easier, and sniper

the Canadian championships, but WLU carried a 4-1 margin into Maurice, the forward con- with the obvious question mark the third period. A clearing shot ked himself on the head with

over his deflected off and flew head. a stick up his stick and writhed on the into the But as the still have administration section of Penguins ice while teammates com- their Rob Browns and their Paul the stands in the closing minutes, plained that Maurice Coffeys, the Golden Hawks did but much to the dismay of deserved a match WLUFA penalty not let the loss of the Chief affect members in attendance, the and their offensive output. The errant disc missed President suspension. Luckily Hawks shelled the Guelph John Weir by several feet enough, referee Morley was Gryphons 9-2 at home last Thurs- A short-handed goal by the incompetent enough to miss and ousted the with farmers narrowed the the incident...Both day Gryphs gap to two WLU in an 8-2 road win on Saturday the first minute of the final coach Ringo Gowing and frame, night. but five unanswered goals Guelph honcho Marlin The Guelph side had the by the Hawks iced the Gar- upset game. Muylaert were concerned Western Mustangs in their net McKechney netted two, about goalie-ramming in the Maurice sudden-death quarter-final game, notched his second and second game...O'Connor and came out playing inspired Smith and Mark McCreary added Showdown: An unidentified Hawk moves in on the Gryph netminder made his first appearance in in action week. hockey in the Thursday match up singles. last week's playoffs while everyone was on reading that game...2o minutes per The at die Bubble. The hit on Puhalski In the 9-2 Saturday win, useless Guelph squad played The Terminator and knocked lead- season playing time is better seemed to fire the Goos and Maurice and sophomore defen- ing scorer Greg Puhalski from action in the second period of the up, than none, but I'd rather not Rob Arabski turned a ceman Pete Choma scored two game. I wonder how much Waterloo paid them off ? Guelph be 1-0 while used as a tackling dummy power-play into a lead on a goals apiece McKechney, Andrew Tom Jackson when I did the chance to rebound that got away from Wood, and get Biff Strathdee Photo Hawk keeper Rob Dopson. Sean captain Bill Loshaw added single play. The Cord Weekly

24 Thursday March 1,1990.

Madden fits Argos' Bill

By Brian Owen

CORD WEEKLY

When Bill Madden first

strolled across the Laurier

four campus years ago as a virtual

walk on to the Golden Hawk

football program, certainly the

furthest from his mind was one

day he would leave the school for

a shot at the CFL. However, in-

controvertible evidence to his

favour would change that after

his first year in the OUAA cir-

cuit. Bill was named rookie-of-

the-year for the team. And after

four years in the league Madden

would go on to garner three

OUAA All-Star honours, two

first team and one CIAU first

team Ail-Star.

He had his best season this

year at Laurier, capturing a first

team OUAA and CIAU all-star

position and convincing the

Toronto Argos he was good

enough to be drafted into the big leagues.

"I am happy that it was

Toronto that drafted me. It is

close to home and I admired the

Argos as a kid."

Undoubtedly the big

defensive lineman is excited at

the of attending a GUEST IJ prospect "Bill Madden professional football training

but holds some reserva- camp, for the scouts to take notice. Last ball Conference and had a coach

he Hawks tions for several fellow players year the had as many as help him decide where to go and thought should have joined him five players attend professional directed him towards Laurier. draft. Madden the Lineman Brian SMIIIEV Mt WEEN in the was only training camps. "A coach of mine was a for- Golden at- Veron Stiliadis and mer at Laurier and he Hawk to draw enough Breckles, player sug- tention by the big league scouts to Rohan Dove attended the Argos gested I check out Laurier before Mike Choma the B.C. place him on pro draft lists. camp, I make a decision." He made the "Its be I Lions' and Luc MARCH 3 great to drafted but Gerritson Sas- right one for coach Rich New- SHIIIIIMf think some other players like katchewans'. brough and the Golden Hawks. [Bill} Bryer and [Andy] Cecchini Bill who hails from the Madden believes his chances recruited in their draft year should have Brampton area wasn't to latch on with the Argos are didn't make the staff of the Gold- been taken and they by coaching pretty good but realizes that foot-

I about that." In Hawks. As a school is and EREE M'B' it, am not happy en high ball a numbers game he well Madden was the past, Laurier has been player, highly must be in top form to make the recruited uni- represented in the CFL draft by virtually every jump from university to profes-

usually placing more than one versity in Canada but not Laurier. sional football. Another Golden

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Inexperience slowed quest for '90 playoff bid

Leach felt that the The By Brian Owen team suffered a team that basically found serious CORD WEEKLY psychological demerit their game after Christmas saw

losing after posting a sizable lead. their strengths impact too little has Another season passed They would feel the effects for and too late. "We beat Waterloo and Women's Athletic for coach the rest of the match. and Guelph [in the last part of the

Director Cookie Leach on the schedule] and before Christmas

of the outcome court. Regardless of lost them. We volleyball Unfortunately, we had to even the this was unable to season Leach noted that her team year destroyed Mac 3-0, but it all line of competi- coaching the team this was crack the tough year came a little late." into with and is tion to get the playoffs a enjoyable anticipating a Cookie would doubt like to weak 4-10 record. However with strong return by many of the no have back the close at the players who are games reassurance from Leach, they young expected of the that ended than back. "We are two beginning year were much better a team only losing from this all in losses which came back to their record would indicate. Close starters year's team, But of ended in losses at the we have to do is fill haunt the team. course games that really only will the one there be more close begining of the year put Lady position." many win and lose for Cookie Hawks behind the proverbial games to Aside from the in the future; this The Hawks failed make the this but eight ball right from the start. expectations unfortunately Lady Volleyball to playoffs year, the her losses than of veterans, the team was es- year gave more Coach Leach is expecting a bigger performance for next.

In their last match of the sea- a collection of wins. sentially young and son they were defeated by the inexperienced but powerful Brock Badgers at the enthusiastic players who, with Athletic Complex 3-0. The time, will be a formidable force in the OWIAA division. Badgers went on to win the West OWIAA West and place third "Our freshmen came along overall nationally in the CIAU extremely well, things look bright Finals last week. In the loss, for next year." said Leach. coach Leach's squad certainly didn't lose for Brock any dignity Cookie lauded her executed well in their pursuit of veterans who never gave the im- the division crown and forced the presssion that they were about to

Lady Hawks off of their game. give up even though the season

hadn't been a particularly suc- The Lady Hawks led early on cessful in the end as far as wins in the match but felt the pressure were concerned. Paula Baker and of the strong Badger attack and Alison McGee performed ended very up relinquishing the lead well according to Leach with and the 3-0. losing game Baker playing her best volleyball "We played well I thought. since coming to Laurier. McGee We had them 13-5 in the first will be graduating from the Lady Hawks this much the game but then the wheels came year, to off." said Leach. At this point chagrin of coach Leach.

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Scoreboard OUAA Hockey Easts

Team GP W L T F A Pts 22 15 UQTR 5 2 129 73 "32 OWIAA OWIAA Basketballs Volleyball^ York 22 13 8 1 102 84 27 Ottawa 22 13 8 1 108 91 27 Team GP W L T A Team GP W L T F A Pts F Pts McGill 22 12 8 2 93 71 26 Lakehead 11 10 0 Brock 13 11 2 0 36 1 689 558 20 11 22 Toronto 22 10 12 0 113 100 20 McMaster Windsor 14 11 3 0 11 9 2 0 795 627 18 35 13 22 Concordia 22 9 13 0 80 78 18 Western Lakehead 12 9 3 0 30 16 18 11 7 4 0 692 608 14 Queen's 22 8 14 0 85 125 16 Western 11 7 4 0 23 18 14 Brock 11 7 4 0 670 606 14 22 7 15 0 Ryerson 76 137 14 McMaster 11 6 5 0 22 19 12 LAURIER 12 5 7 0 679 741 10

LAURIER 15 4 11 0 16 36 8 Windsor 12 4 8 0 769 769 8 Results: Ottawa 4, McGill 2 Waterloo 13 2 11 0 14 33 4 Waterloo 11 2 9 0 553 727 4 Concordia 7, Ryerson 3 York 8, Concordia 2 Guelph 13 1 12 0 7 37 2 Guelph 11 1 10 0 477 688 2 Queen's 3, Toronto 2 McGill 5, Toronto 4

York 10, RMC 1 UQTR 7, McGill 3 Results: Windsor 3, McMaster 0 Results: LAURIER 69, Windsor 60 UQTR 5, McGill 3 UQTR 7, McGill 5 Western 3, Waterloo 0 Lakehead 3, Waterloo 0 McMaster 57, Western 55 McMaster 77, Guelph 29 2 Toronto 16, RMC York 7, Ottawa 5 Brock 3, LAURIER 0 Lakehead 3, Waterloo 1 LAURIER 66, Guelph 51 Waterloo 59, Guelph 50 Ottawa 12, Ryerson 0 Ottawa 3, York 1 Lakehead Waterloo 46 Western 3, Guelph 0 Brock 3, Windsor 0 61, Western 70, LAURIER 51 Queen's 5, York 1 York 6, Ottawa 2 Lakehead 64, Waterloo 46 McMaster 90, Waterloo 53

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Western 14 12 2 011541009 24 Team GP W L T F A Pis OUAA Volleyball^ Guelph 14 10 4 01059 908 20 LAURIER 22 19 3 0 160 57 38 McMaster 14 8 6 01143 1094 16 Waterloo 22 17 4 1 122 58 35 Team GP Brock 14 8 6 01141 1093 16 W L T F A Pts Windsor 22 12 9 1 101 95 27 Waterloo 12 12 0 0 36 Waterloo 14 7 7 0 9861023 14 4 24 Western 22 11 9 2 99 88 24 Western 12 10 2 0 31 Lakehead 14 5 9 010441086 10 14 20 22 10 12 0 102 100 20 Guelph McMaster 12 7 5 0 24 22 Windsor 14 4 10 01104 1254 8 14 22 8 Brock 12 2 128 126 18 LAURIER 12 6 6 0 LAURIER 14 2 12 010501214 4 25 23 12 Laurentian 22 3 19 0 70 160 6 Windsor 12 4 8 0 16 29 8 RMC 22 2 20 0 52 177 4 Results: 12 3 9 0 16 28 Brock 88, LAURIER 65 Guelph 6 Brock 12 0 12 0 8 36 Western 79, Waterloo 78 0 85, LAURIER 70 Results: LAURIER Windsor 1 Guelph Guelph Windsor 64 5, 100, Results: Waterloo 3, Windsor 1 McMaster 73, Western 66 Western 2 McMaster 68, Lakehead 66 Guelph 5, Western 3, McMaster 2 Waterloo 3, LAURIER 1 87 Waterloo 3, Western 2 Windsor 9, Brock 6 Brock 103, Windsor 70, Waterloo 56 Guelph LAURIER 3, Brock 1 McMaster 3, Western 2 York 10, RMC 1 LAURIER 9, Guelph 2 Lakehead 81, Waterloo 79 Brock 106, Windsor 96 Western 3, Guelph 1 Waterloo 3, McMaster 1 Toronto 16, RMC 2 2 Western 80, Brock 68 Western 103, LAURIER 89 LAURIER 8, Guelph Western 5, Guelph 0 Windsor 3, Waterloo 2 Windsor 78, LAURIER 69 Lakehead 86, McMaster 74 Upcoming Games: Windsor 4 McMaster 66 5, Brock Waterloo 5, Windsor 1 McMaster at Waterloo Guelph 88, Waterloo 75, Lakehead 74 (Saturday)

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no this Swimming playoffs year

Lady Hawks struggle through season Ottenbrite swims

to CIAU finals

SPECIAL TO THE CORD fielded to compete in this meet.

Third year veteran Peter Stratford

led the Hawks maintained his

consistent performance February was the month for placing for points in both the 100 and 200 both men's and women's Ontario meter breast stroke. The Swimming Championships. Both surprise

meets bring to an end to the long By Jeff Dragich started in season that September. CORD WEEKLY The Lady Swim Hawks Another travelled to Brock University on chapter in the history of Hawks February on February 9th for the Lady Basketball came

OWIAA finals. Anne Ottenbrite to a close last weekend as several

continued to proudly represent prominent players donned the Laurier in the pool. Ottenbrite purple and gold for the last time. Last the final of swam two very spirited events to Saturday's game,

capture a silver and a bronze the regular season, was also the

final for the medal. She also added a fourth to appearance graduat- second half really caused them The Lancerettes made several her list of accomplishments in the ing front court of Sue Little, some noted coach Sue runs at the Golden Hawks but Renata and problems, 50 metre version of her breast Dykstra Colleen each Lindley. "It sparked a 12 point time the Hawks were able to of Ryan, whose arrival on stroke specialty. Her performance the weekend came from a campus run that sealed the game." fight off the determined Windsor fourth student Mike four coincided with the has qualified her to represent year Verhove years ago Little the Hawks with squad and never the transformation paced relinquish WLU in the CIAU who turned in personal best in the of the team from 18 and 10 rebounds. lead. perennial doormats to points Ryan championships held at Sher- 200 meter Individual Medlay playoff added 12 points and 8 rebounds, Laurier responded to the brooke, Quebec this weekend. finishing 11th in the province The contenders. Laurier finished the threat with 13-2 the while Dana Perry came, through a spurt over Kelly Havrilla, Heidi Lyons graduaton of team captain Ver- season with successive wins over with 11. next 4:52. Little, Dykstra and hove will Guelph and Windsor, followed and Deanne Lane joined Otten- certainly mean a big by Carrie closed out 69 Laninng the run a loss at the hands of the Western LAURIER WINDSOR 60 brite to add to WLU's point total loss for next year's team. for a 63-49 lead. Mustangs. This left the Hawks at in the relay. Congratulations are Freestyle specialist Rich Men- The Hawks travelled to Wind- Dyksrta lead the scoring 6-8 for fifth in the OUAA pa- extended all of the women place to Menninga joined Stratford and sor on the first weekend of read- rade with 15 points. Little added West. who participated in the events. Verhoeve to ing and came with from Laurier's top week, up their 14 points an 12 rebounds. Perry On the Men's LAURIER 66 GUELPH 51 side, the team with Mark Phil best performance of the relay Grant and year. in chipped for 12 points and 6 as- ventured north to the The Golden used Five double sulphur cap- Watanabe alternating as fourth Hawks a players reached fig- sists. Janice Field and Ryan each ital of Canada, Sudbury, the Fri- ures in as man. This relay brought in team strong second half to put the scoring Laurier played had 10 with Ryan pulling down day before reading week. Coach total team basketball. points in all three events entered. Gryphons away. Leading by just 11 rebounds. Dean Boles has been the at the A half building With few new recruits the four half, Laurier put up a strong first saw the

team for the past two and it Hawks could in defense that Hawks out WESTERN 70 years be a position lo heavy pressure jump to a 13 point LAURIER 51

that his efforts are forced lead, appears finally open the eyes of their competition several turnovers, and the and they held an impressive The season and home finaie dividends. next Hawks with 38-30 lead the half. A paying year. Congratulations are ex- capitalized some at tena- was not a pretty sight. The Gold- The twelve man is solid assembly tended on a fine year to all of the easy baskets. cious offense coupled with en Hawks fell behind early and the this Hawks. largest university has swimmers. "Our run-jump defense in the defense helped spur the couldn't catch the Mustangs.

Laurier was plagued by poor shooting, making just 30 % of V-ballers another their shots, while the Mustangs just year away cruised at 46 %. Trailing by nine at the half, the Hawks couldn't

find and Dodd their game subsequently By Chris to face the ranked Davis. "We nationally just made too many and Laurier nearly beat Mac. Un- lost 70-51. CORD WEEKLY Waterloo Warriors. mistakes." fortunately, that is all here say led the The Wilfrid Laurier Golden Dykstra again way the The bottom line was Naturally Hawks had up- mistakes since WLU is now on vacation with 12 points. Little had 11 and Hawks team Men's Volleyball set in mind for and a team like the often over Waterloo will from the court and finishes with a 8 rebounds while Ryan added 9 had the playoffs in mind as confident Warriors they last Tuesday quickly negate your chances to respectable 6-6 .500 record. of each. the in took on Brock Badgers the night at the U of W P.A.C. and win. "Our defense broke down Next season looks promising last match of the 1989-90 regular were hoping that their of- and we didn't potent simply serve well. here on in as most of the starting LOOSE FEATHERS: Sue season The would We with campaign. Badgers fense execute well enough played them but our players return. "We know how Little was at last count 15th in were no match for the much im- to score the However.... mistakes cost us." upset. good we are, we're going to be the nation in scoring and sixth proved Hawks who disposed of The The volleyballers eagerly be- high pressure situation of tough to beat next year." The in rebounding...ln a late break- the Badgers 3-1. the match but succumbed to the folded the of much gan playoffs spirit improved volleyball pro- ing report the Cord had The whipping of Brock was Waterloo a humiliat- the at powerful by young Hawks. The loss was gram Laurier has a bright out- learned that Little has been only a for the team as 3-0 score. look for formality ing compounded by the fact that next year under the in named to the OWIAA West they had nailed fourth the "We had an effective spot game MacMaster stepped in on West- tutelage of coaches Smith and OUAA West and scheduled All-Star team. were plan." said assistant coach Steve ern and defeated the Mustangs Davis. A SHOOTERS M, 65 University Ave. E. Waterloo 888-6181

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