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2/9/2011 B Movies and Beyond: The Crippled Ma… Share Report Abuse Next Blog» Create Blog Sign In MONDAY, JANUARY 24, 2011 ABOUT ME The Crippled Masters 2 (1980, Shia Yue) STARMUMMY My name is Starmummy. I am not from Earth. I do live here though. I like to review movies, particularly ones that will offend the average person. I review whatever movie I feel like reviewing whenever I want. I will gladly take suggestions and free stuff. VIEW MY COMPLETE PROFILE SITES YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT 3B Theater Micro-brewed Reviews Attack from Planet B B Movie Central B Movie Film Vault Bad Movie Realm Political correctness is a touchy subject in today's world. It seems BadMovies.org the only time you see anything politically incorrect nowadays is either deliberately offensive or an homage to the innocent days when the Basement of Ghoulish Decadence world just "didn't know any better". Sometimes when you are BugEyedMovies.com watching an older film, you have to take that into consideration. Cani Arrabbiati (Italian Genre Other times though, a film will just be so inexcusably/unbelievably Cinema) politically incorrect that you can't believe your eyes. This isn't always Classic-Horror.com a bad thing either, as this film proves. Darksider's Realm Dire Wit Films As the oh so politically incorrect title states, The Crippled Masters 2 DVD Holocaust (aka Two Crippled Heroes) centers around two martial arts experts Eccentric Cinema who also happen to be handicapped. The first (Frankie Shum) has Full Moon Reviews one (malformed) arm and the other (Jackie Conn) has diminutive legs Giallo Fever that don't work. Our two crippled heroes stumble upon each other and after a fight become allies. They take in a temporarily blind Hugo Stiglitz Makes Movies woman whom they both fancy though they agree not to let her find Lost Highway's B-Movie and Cult film bmoviesandbeyond.com/…/crippled-ma… 1/13 2/9/2011 B Movies and Beyond: The Crippled Ma… out that they are crippled (which is not hard considering SHE'S reviews BLIND!). They become embroiled in some local gangsters and a Lost Video Archive political leader and must unleash their special form of whoop ass to On the Fringe protect the blind heroine and one of the heroes' pet monkey. Did I Only Good Movies blog mention one of the heroes has a pet monkey that he pulls around on Radiation Cinema a metal chain? PETA would have a field day with this one. Shout! Factory Sodomatik Extreme Gore Video The Crippled Masters 2 is a fun martial arts film with some Mixtapes unbelievably awesome fight scenes. What these guys can do given Strictly Splatter their handicaps is nothing short of amazing. The story has some tender moments and though not wholly original, the fight scenes The Horror Section easily make up for it. Jackie Conn's skateboard contraption, complete with detachable hooks connected to ropes to throw at victims is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Not to mention TWITTER UPDATES that he inexplicably flies through the air a few times in the film as Just put up a review for The Sacred well. Frankie Shum's use of a bo, given his two fingered hand is also Triangle: Bowie Iggy & Lou 1971- pretty incredible. Though not the only martial arts film involving 1973 http://fb.me/UxCOaxCM 2 handicapped heroes (the first and third Crippled Masters films, Five days ago Deadly Venoms, Crippled Avengers, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Review up for Whatever Happened to Mr. No Legs, to name a few) this is definitely a must see for martial Pink Floyd? Great Stuff. arts fans or those who just like odd movies. http://fb.me/SxGAy3S8 3 days ago Review up for The Crippled Masters 2 Crippled Masters 2 and it's sequel Crippled Masters 3 are both http://fb.me/SgRZOp25 16 days available for pre-order now or with a release date of January 25th, ago 2011 from Apprehensive Films . Fourth Quarter Review 2010 now up http://fb.me/sXBvOrrr 27 days ago RATING: 8/10 Review up for Cult Epics' new DVD of Radley Metzger's Score http://fb.me/x96dOxBo 66 days ago follow me on Twitter PURCHASE THE FILMS REVIEWED H E R E Crippled Masters 2 Jack Conn Frank Sh... Amazon.com Best Price $6.79 or Buy New $11.49 Dish Network HD All your favorite movies in Hi-Def. Privacy Information POSTED BY STARMUMMY AT 1:05 AM LABELS: CRIPPLED MASTERS 2 , TWO CRIPPLED HEROES 2 COMMENTS: bmoviesandbeyond.com/…/crippled-ma… 2/13 2/9/2011 B Movies and Beyond: The Crippled Ma… TDFC99 said... 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