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Professors Get your red hot dogs here! Call prompts approach -.,...... ,....,.,... bargaining a cheerleading table with coach to quit university Two-year-old offensive touching convictions haunt assistant coach John H. Row BY MARK E. JOLLY Admint slratiw~ Nek'S Editor BY MARK E. JOLLY coach,'' said senior Sean Peters, co­ Beginning Feb. 14, the Admini'ilratil'e News Ediror administrat ion and the university captain of the squad. ''None of us had A university assistant cheerleading chapter of the American Association of any idea [about the convictions] . He coach resigned Tuesday an hour after University Professors will engage in was a damn good coach. He was a an anonymous cal ler revealed to a real benefit." contract negotiations to set the '"culty's university official that the coach had terms, salaries and benefits, most likely Director of Recreation and two prior convictions for offensive for the next two years. Intramural Programs John O'Neill touching. AAUP President and bargaining team aid Row's gymnastics background Assistanr Coach John H. Row, 44. leader David Colton said the union was a very positive inlluence on the was convicted of two misdemeanor plans to introduce, among other topics. team. counts after he pleaded no contest to salary , domestic partner, maternny "I observed practice regularly; he the charges in March 1994. leave and early retirement issues to the was very helpful and very neaotiations. He had originally been arraigned professional with the tumbling and 'tloth Colton and Maxine Colm. vice on 16 charges of offensive touching the gymnastics ... he said. "He helped; president for employee relations, sa1 d and second-degree unlawful sexual we're going to have to fill that void so they expected the negotiations to go contact with I 0 girls from ages 9 to that the team will not suffer." well , but Colm was unwilling to discuss 14 at his self-owned Gymnastics Row was hired in early December possible issues she expected to come up Country Ltd., the Dover gym where after volunteering with the tea'rn since during negotiations. he served as a coach. the be 2inning of November. "We expect to work together and to The judge h andli ng the c ase, According to Peters. when the have a contract in place before the end Superio r Court Judge Myron T . previous assistant coach resigned due of the academic year" before the current S teele , however, decided Row ' s to problems he had been having with contract runs out in June. Colm said . actions were not sexual, but still the team, Row was taken on a the Refusing to comment on issues raised offensive, and reduced the charges. " natural progression .' ' by the AAUP. she said, "I do all of my When asked about the convictions, O ' Neill also said that the non­ work at the bargaining table." Row responded by saying, "! think traditional way Row was hired Colton, however, brought up what he there a re a lot of things [in the contributed to the university's lack of called th e major points of the union ' s gymnastics profession) that can be knowledge about his past. posJtJon and mentioned that a misconstrued." ''We probably wo uld not allow that publication of their complete goals will Row learned about the call to Head evolutionary process [by which Row be out next week. Coach Leanne Higgins from reporters became part of the university staff] to At the forefront of the AAUP's and h~ decided to resign from his occur again,'' he said. agenda are two issues that have position because he felt it was in the O'Neill continued to say Row was previously attracted attention. Colton best interests of the cheerleading a mi scellaneous wage employee, said the faculty still intends to push for squad. which also contributed to the both increased maternity leave benefits "A fair portion of the cheerleading university's lack of background on and benefits for domestic partners of job is public relations, and obviously Row . "We have up to over 200 homosexual faculty members. this wouldn't be good public miscellaneous wage employees at a Earlier this year, the AAUP attacked relations," he said. ··r tried to be an time, and it 's not standard policy·· to the university' s maternity leave policy asset to the squad. [The call) caused check their backgrounds, he said. as discriminatory against single mothers me to fee l I wasn't going to be an Row said he most regrets resigning and mothers who provide the so le asset, and it was probably better to because of the loss of th e opportunity source of income in their family. The leave." to help the squad return to nationals Both admi ni strators and next year. union believes that new mothers needed THE REVIEW I A lisa Colley a policy more akin to the sabbatical Diana Smith peddled a hot dog to Ed Sabrowski, who stops every day .on his cheerleaders expre sed surprise upon "I have a lot of respect for the learning of Row' s past and vouched people in the squad and the staff," he leave policy, which allows full salary delivery route. " If I can get my hot dog cart out, I will be [out too]," said and benefits for a semester of half pay for his professional manner and said. "They're going to go on wi th and health benefits for a full year. Smith, adding that the cold weather usually doesn't keep her down. "Keep beneficial impact on the team. their quest for nationals." on adding clothes." _. "It ' s a s h ame that we lost our see AAUP page A5 A guide to LK sorority surfing Net loses activities, porn at UD not sisterhood BY VANESSA ROTHSCHILD BY VANESSA ROTHSCHILD The case invo lved the recent Studt:'flt Affairs Editor St1tdenr Affairs Editor university judicial conviction of two WARNING !11 THIS MATERIAL MAY OFFEND. IF Following the suspension of their Kappa Alpha Order a lumni for YOU ARE NOT 21 YEARS OF AGE. GO NO uni versity chapter, the sisters of participating in the in cident. With different software at the disposal of While Willifo rd a nd Jeff speak of th e Sigma Kappa are managing to make Far from being co mple te , the FURTHER. university students, findi ng pornography is pleasant be nefits of po rn ography accessed With o ne click of the mouse, Jeff, a sophomore who it through the year without partaking entire investigation was recently not difficult , said senior Evan Williford, through the Internet, Harris recalled negative in Greek life. passed on from University Pol ice to refused to use his full name, opens the door to the world of c iting programs that as s ist wit h a experiences with sex on the Net. pornography. He is not 2 1, but he is in. " We are no t allowed to do the Delaware Attorney General. pornography search. such as CompuServe, Harris relayed an occas ion of sexual anything," said Dana Gereghty, a Susan Purcell, head of the Rape "Pornography is everywhere; it's not just the Net," Jeff Netscape, Inter-Relay Chat lines, America harassment on the Internet. said in defense of what he called his favorite pastime: senior and president of the sorority. Unit at the attorney general's office, Online and specific newsgroups. This in " When you log on to a n [Inter-Relay ··w e can't function as a sorority at said earlier last week that no "looking for pornographic literature on the Net.•· addition to servers that exist on the World Chat). you have to pick a ni ckname," she It all begins, university students who frequent the all." dec ision has been made over Wide Web. explained. However, even under the The sorority was suspended Nov. whether to seek an indictment. Internet claim, with a perverted message in their e-mail Po rnographi c photographs, according to protection of a fake name, your e-mail inbox. 20. 1995, as a result of a hazing Immediately following the Williford , are carri ed by news networks. address is accessible to others. incident that involved the sexual suspension of Sigma Kappa, the "People sent me [smut) to be funny ," said junior "The problem is that you have to wade Harris started receiving questions while Lindsay Harris. "It's like, OK, I can top your funny." assault of a Sigma Kappa pledge in sisters watched a year of planning through a lot of letters before yo u get to the she was on the chat line asking her who she February 1994. The charter was and exciting events disappear, The problem, Harris explained, is that people have sex," he said . was and where she was from. different ideas about what is amusing. revoked by National Sigma Kappa, according to former sister " Any Websearch will find it fo r you," "This guy wouldn't leave me alone," she and the sorority will be suspended sophomore Dawn Schulze. "I used to get a lot of stuff people thought was funny," Harris said. "If you look for certain things, said. "He started to ask what I was wearing, Harris said. "I was offended. but I'll offend right back." until at least Jan. I, 1997. you will come out with tons of porn." see INTERNET PORN page A4 see SIGMA KAPPA page A5

Police Report ...... A2 Campus Calendar ...... A2 du Pont heir arrested.on murder charge World News ...... A3 Comics ...... B6 · Wrestling aficionado holes up in his estate believed to be heavily armed, were able to take him into custody Classified ...... BS barricaded himself inside his without injury. Editorial ...... A8 after allegedly shooting David Schultz mansion. Seventy-five police The generosity of du Pont, who Sports ...... B 10 officers, including 30 SWAT team was charged with first-degree BY KELLY BROSNAHAN du Pont, a well-known benefactor in members, surrounded the estate, murder and held without bail at the Ciry Nt:'wJ Editor Also inside the world of wrestling, shot David known as Foxcatcher Farms, and Delaware County Prison, was well After the nation watched a 48- Schultz, 36, twice in the chest and attempted to negotiate with du Pont known to those affiliated with the Abortion issue ...... A2 hour standoff with police, eccentric once in the arm arou nd 3 p .m . to surrender. world of wrestling. His estate was Fatty Patty's on Main Street ...... A3 millio'laire John E. du Pont was Friday afternoon in the driveway of In an attempt to freeze du Pont home to the Foxcatcher National Delaware's population rising ...... A6 Greek Affairs coordinator leaves arresied Sunday and charged with his home on the du Pont estate. A out of his home, police officials said Training Center, a haven for for Alumni Office, page A3 first-degree murder in the slaying of .38-caliber handgun police believe they turned off the boiler system, Olympic-caliber wrestlers. an Olympic gold wrestler who was was used to shoot Schultz was found which provided the mansion with The 14.000-foot facility , built in Tori Amos' new album, "Boys for Pele," is a sexy, intelligent- and living on du Pont's 800-acre estate on the estate Monday. heat , on Friday night. When du Pont 1989, featured one of the largest sometimes scary- intimate look at pop music's favorite redhead, page B2. in Newton Square, Pa. Following Schultz's death Friday walked out of the house to repair the . wrestling rooms in the world as well Police allege that the 57-year-old afternoon, du Pont, who was boilers Sunday afternoon, police . see DUPONT page AS 'A2. THE R 'VIEW • February 2, 1996 Abortion: moral debate and partisan dilemma BY SCOTI' GOSS fede rally funded clinics fro m distributing Po litical commentator Patrick Buchanan is ruled by moral obligati on, according to a press 1 Nutionll VStat~ Ntws Editur abortion information to pregnant women. the most o utspoken, if not s trongest a nti­ release, he does believe that "abortion is wrong : Despite celebrating its 23rd anniversary last Clinto n al so re vo ked the Bus h News Analysis abortioni st, and hence arguably the furthest to and that states may restrict aborti on." ~ Monday , Roe v. Wade, the Supreme C ourt administration's ban on RU-486, the "morning­ " -the right. "The fed eral governme nt should never ; decision that legalized abortion, is still one of after pill" that terminates pregnancies without In a speech fo llowing the New Hampshire become involved with abortion - should not , the most bitterly debated topics in American surgery. The pill is now being tested at family March for Life last January, Buchanan outlined subsidize it, encourage, I! or prohibit it. These •cJX>liti cs. planning centers across the nation. his "Contract with the Unborn." are decisions best left to t he sta tes a nd ;. The 1996 presidential campaign promises to The Republican candidates, ho wever, are "Congress should begin the immedia te communities," he was quoted as sayi ng. ~ .be no exception. · determine d to m a ke R oe v. W ade's 199 6 de funding of the abortion industry. Not one . Unlike Lugar, Steven Forbes, editor in chief f: The moral issues that define the pro-life and anniversary its last. dime for Planned Parenthood. Not o ne thi n of Forbes magazine, would use the presidency !·pro-choice a rg uments have o nly furthe r Se nate Majo rity Leader a nd GOP fro nt­ dime for fetal-tissue research." as a "bully pulpit" said press secretary Mark :.• eparated pa rty lines, widening an already runner Bob Do le (R-Kan.) supports parental Buchanan also explained his desire to hold Foley. ~un compromi s in g di vide between Republicans no ti fication and a waiting period fo r minors congressional hearings on when life begins. By "Forbes wants to create a cultural climate in r.and D e m ocrats. T he refore, a candidate's seeking abortion and opposes fe deral funding a simple vote of 50 percent in both houses of which abortion disappears, then we can change -,~si t ioni ng left or right can often be measured for abortion except in cases of rape, incest or Congress he would then "confer 'personhood' the laws," Foley said. "Forbes would use the !by the strength of his platform on abortion. danger to the life of the mother. uncompromisingly pro-life platform. on the unborn of the United States of America presidency to stress that abortion is not the best Any pro-choice platform in the presidential The senato r c lai ms a 30-year record of ''Nowhere in his hean can he find a different so their rights will be protected." answer for birth controL" !:Campaign begins and ends with President Bill "consistent and unwavering support of human opinion," said Gary Koops, Gramm's press Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.) supports a T he multi-millionaire supports parental ~~ l i n ton. life." In 1974, he supported a ban on the use of secretary. "To the senator it's an issue of life­ relatively understated platform . According to notification, opposes abortion for u~e in sex ~ If he ever decides to announce his bid for re­ federal funds, directl y or indirectly, to pay for or that life belonging to an unborn child." press secretary Mark Shutz, the senator is determination and federal funding of abortion, (election the incumbent would be the only pro­ encourage t h~ performance of abortions except According to Koops, Gramm will eliminate opposed to abortion except in cases of rape, and supports parental notification. r,choice candidate in the race. to save the li fe of the mother. In 1982, Do le federal funding of abortion and groups who incest or when the mother's life is in jeopardy. It has been suggested that Forbes' moderate i.. Over the last fo ur years the president has supported a constit utional amendment to ban advocate its use if elected. "Senator Lugar would discourage abortion platform will attract any pro-choice Republican ~peatedly defended a woman's right to choose abortion and this year voted to ban panial-birth "No where in the Constitution is [abortion] through moral isolation by using the presidency vote. Possibly as a result, the national Right to ~d created more options in cases of unwanted abortions. legalized or condoned," he said. "Gramm would as a bully pulpit. However, he has no specific Life, the largest pro-life organization in the , pregnancy. Sen. Phi l Gramm (R-Texas), who has often only appoint judges who interpret the plan outlined," Shutz said. country, has refused to endorse both Forbes and E He repealed the "Gag Rule," instituted by attacked Dole for not taking a stronger position Constitution and don'tjust make it up as they gu Although former Tennessee Gov. Lamar Alexander, deeming their platform, "not •' ormer President George Bush, that prevented against abortion, also boasts an along." Alexander's abortion pl<\tform is not as heavily acceptable for the pro-life movement." ~How to vote from the comfort of yoUr own dorm

BY SCOTT G OSS registered your party affiliation, Maryland residents can request New Jersey, different from the be received by 8 p.m. election the general election operate under NationuVState N~ws Editor the clock is ticking. a federal voter registration other four states, holds an open day, Nov. 5 . the same rules as primary The Review hereby presents a Anyone interested in a last­ application from the Delaware primary which means that any balloting. ·state-by-state regi.stration and minute registration must go in Department of Elections or by resident voter can participate NEW YORK absentee balloting guide for in­ person to the Department of contacting their home county's regardless of parry affiliation. Students from New York can PENNSYLVANIA ' state and out-of-state university Elections office on French Street election commission. Absentee Residents can request a federal request a federal voter registration Pennsylvania residents can students to vote in the upcoming in Wilmington. ballots must be requested from the voter registration application from application from the Delaware request a registration application primaries and presidential Delaware residents can also individual counties. the Delaware Department of Department of Elections or from their home county's election 'election: register at the Department of The primary election deadline Elections or by contacting the contact their home county's Board office or from Delaware' s Motor Vehicles, but only if they for registration by mail is 4 p.m. New Jersey's Secretary o f State of Elections. Absentee ballots Department of Elections. Absentee DE! AWARE first have motor vehicle-related Feb. 7. Although the actual Division of Elections at CN304, must be requested from the ballots must be requested from the For most Delawar e-native business. primary is on March 5 the state Trenton, N.J ., 08625 or by calling individual county. individual counties. •students, It is already too late to Students can register up to 21 wi II receive absentee ballots by 4 (609) 292-3760. Absentee ballots Voters must register 25 days March 25 is the last day to ·register for the state primary. days before the general election p.m. the following day. must be requested from residents before New York"s closed primary register for Pennsylvania' s April Delaware's primary is closed, on Nov. 5. According to the State Maryland will receive absentee individual home county' s election March 7. Absentee ballots will be 23 closed primary. The last day to which means voters must be Department of Elections, mobile registration for the general board. acccepted up to a week after the register for the general election is regist red Republican o r D emocrat registration sites will be available election as late as Oct. 29 and Voters must register by May 6 primary but must be postmarked Oct. 7. and can only vote in their own on campus although when and accept absemee ballots by Nov. 5, for the primary on June 4 and by by midnight , March 6. The Students can request an party's nomination. So where has yet to be determined. the day of the e lection. Oct. 7 to vote in the presidential registration deadline for the absentee ballot for the presidential •tomorrow's 5 p.m . deadline means election. Absentee ballots can be general election is 25 days before election until April 16 , but the that unle,, .ou have already MARYLAND NEW JERSEY requested up to Oct. 29 but mus t Nov. 5 and absentee balloting in deadline for returns is April 19.

: Se01inar focuses on ' GOP :~ eases assault on environment ' support for the disabled ; BY MICHAEL LEWIS more conservative." At the crux of the environment debate is ManiJginK Spons Editm ' Early last week 30 Republican moderates, whether to provide additional funding for the BY MARK E. JOLLY names a.Jld phone numbers of community ' With favorable public opinion beginning to • including Castle, wrote Speaker of the House EPA. Podems, the EPA representative, said the AdmimStratil't.' N~ws &lito r members who would volunteer to get to sway from them fo r the first time in months, · Newt Gingrich a memo urging him to clarify Republicans' previous budget proposals have The University Affiliated Program for know new residents. These interpersonal congressiona l Republicans appear to be and revise the Republicans' proposed contained severe cut; in the EPA's spending Fa'milies and Developmental Disabilities relationships are another integral part of backing down on their promise to tighten and environmental cuts. Prime among these cuts , budget. Already, the agency has had to reduce held a seminar Monday . to train natural support, according to Moynihan. reform e n vironme ntal laws, and are measures that would force the EPA to hold the n u mber of emissions inspections it professional staff in aiding the disabled. "Community and natural supports are a Environmental Protection Agency officials off on new measures to control dangerous performs because of laws passed during the [ndependent Consultant Mary Moynihan variety of things; they can include phone couldn't bt: happier. pollutants in drinking water. Some last tiscal year, Podems said. addressed helping people with disabilities calls or helping someone to get connected "I think those in Congress who are trying to congressional leaders, however, claim their "We are trying to manage the best we can by cultivating what she calls "community to another person" such as a neighbor or cut our funding are realizing that the public stances have been misrepresented by the with the new Republican agenda, but we' re and natural supports," people and programs church member, she said. These kinds of isn't behind them," said Ruth Podems, regional media. surprised at their stance because we've always that exist in the community and provide support " happen more spontaneously and j press secretary for the EPA. "We've been "I think what has gone on is that what we had bipanisan support for the EPA," Podems social and creative opportunities. She said what people in the field [working with taken for granted for a long time in that people are trying to do in conjunction with the EPA said. "But I think the public has spoken out the seminar was designed to allow disabled people] now need to do is to keep ~~ don't re:1!1y know what we do, and it's was misrepresented," said John Feehery, a about what they want." pa.Jticipants to come up with possible ways that going." satisfying to see public support coming our i; representative for House Majority Whip Tom Feehery said he believes political rhetoric to develop these opportunities on their own. The seminar was an effort to equip l way.'' i DeLay (R-Texas). "We would like to have a has gotten in the way of real negotiation with "Our training style is very active," said people with the tools to do that. according The Republican-controlled Congress made cooperative relationship with the EPA, and we the EPA. Corey Bowen, training coordinator for the to Moynihan. She also said workshop of environmental law reform a priority last year. want to dispel the myth that Republicans aren't "The upper echelon of the EPA is very ' program. "We do generally very little this type are important since there is a But public opinion surveys done by for environmental protection.'· political, and sometimes the messages they lecturing." severe lack of advanced training programs ;) Republican pollsters showing increased Republican moderates have criticized the send through the media are not the same as .In one of the characteristic activities, for people interested in helping the i interest in environmental protection, as well as House leadership for concentrating too much they present in private," Feehery said. seminar attendants were to list what a disabled. President Bill Cl in ton's strong pro­ l on the budget crisis, a charge Jeff Dobrosci, a With the budget situation temporarily 'Welcome Basket" for disabled people of Moynihan said she tries to have all her ! environment stance in the State of the Union spokesman for Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio) resolved after President Clinton and Congress different ages should contain. Panicipants workshops give participants a beuer I Address last week have caused some readily agrees with. reached a temporary deal last week, Dobrosc1 incorporated many of the concepts for understanding and familiarity of support Republican hard-liners to ease th eir stance. "I think we've been foc using our attention said he expects the Republicans will present fostering natural supports they learned. methods. "I think the leadership mig ht definitely on winning the budget battle," Dobrosci said. new proposals in the near future. For instance, many auendees said they "The seminar was designed to give make some changes in their thinking," said "We think environmental issues are going to "We need to let the public know that the would include brochures about local people the opportunity to experience that KrisJi n Nolt, press secretary for Rep. Michael be n n important topic this election year, but messages they've been receiving are incorrect," churches, YMCAs and civic associations, material,'' she said. "What I have found i N. Castle (R-Del.). "Some members wanted to congressional Democrats are misrepresenting he said. "We are not against the EPA here, we as well as information on programs that it's very easy to gain the knowledge go too far too fast, and many moderates in the our position. saying we're anti-environment." j ust thi nk some thi ngs can be changed." specifically designed to help disabled about this topic, but it's very hard to gain House are tryi ng to get the leaders to be a liule people integrate into the community. enough practice to feel comfortable using Some seminar-goers thought to include that knowledge.'' Campus Calendar --Police Reports-- KA ROOF FIREBOMBED The po lice gave the fo llowing •LAST DAY OF WINTER FIRST DAY OF SPRING Unknown suspects threw a ·CLASSES/FINAL EXAMS SEMESTER CLASSES BEGIN account of the incidents: MAY I HELP YOU TURNS Winter Session classes wi ll end on MONDAY flaming container believed to be a The suspect was drivin g down INTO MAY I HURT YOU Friday and final exams are scheduled Spring Semester classes wi ll stan at makeshift molotov cocktail on the East Main Street on Friday Jan. 26 An 18-year- o ld white ma le for Saturday. Students not staying for 8 a.m. on Monday . roof of the Kappa Alpha house a t a pp rox im a t e!~' 9 p.m. and allegedly entered Valle Pizza on •Sprin g Semester must check out of the Monday Jan. 15 at approximately exposed himself to the victims East Mai n Street Friday Jan. 26 dorms by 7 p.m. Saturday. REGISTRATION FOR SPRING 8 p.m., according to the Newark after he fl ashed the li ghts of hi s car askin g fo r an employee who was INTRAMURAL SPORTS Police. HUMANITIES AND SOCIAL Registration for Spring intramural and honked hi s horn to get the ir not working at the time, according SCIENCES LECI'URE IN s po rts w ill be in Carpente r Spo rts The container burned for a short attention. to Newark Police. MORRIS LffiRARY Building lobby between 8 a.m. and 4 time and damaged a 12- foot The suspect exposed himsel f to When he was told to leave, Carol Hoffecker, Richards Professor p.m. Monday and Tuesday. The cost is section of the roof before being the m again around 1 1:30 p.m. police said the suspect mumbled of history, will host 'The Scholar and $25 pe r team s po rt a nd $5 per extinguished by residents of the Wednesd ay on Academy Street. obscene words and then pushed a the Library: Recent Research in the individual sport. For informati on, call house, police said. He then followed the vi ctims into Humanities and Socia l Sc iences," 83 1-67 12. worker again st the door, breaking .lecture with brown bag lunch in the Some Kappa Alpha brothers the parking lot of the po lice the glass. Damage to the door Class of 1941 Lecture Room of the LAND AND SEA LECTURE IN were able to describe the suspect stati on, where they were goin g to totaled $200, police said. Morris Library at noon Friday. CANNON LABORATORY as being a thin white mate with report the incidents. M ark M ill e r , po litical science brown hair about 25 years old. The man is described as a heavy WOMAN TRIES TO PAY LESS P'ITP TO PERFORM IN pro fessor, will host "Immig ration: They said he was wearing jeans white male in his 20s driving a red FOR BOOTS HARTSHORN TIIEATRE Should We Close the Door?," in 104 and a blue coat and was between Audi GT, police said. , A woman shopping in the Brian Friel's "Faith Healer" wi II be Cannon Laboratory, Lewes, at 10 a.m. 5-foot-7 inches and 5-foo t- 10 performed by the PTTP in Hanshom and at the Methodi st Manor House, Payless shoe store at about 4 p.m. Theatre at 7:30 p.m. Friday and Seaford, at 2 p.m. Monday. For more inches tall. STORE WINDOW BROKEN Wednesday tried to leave with a Saturday. For ticket information, call information, call 735-8200 in Dover or Po lice said they are still An unknown suspect broke the pair of the store' s boots on, 831 -2204. 855-1620 in Seaford. investigating the incident. front display window of Park- n­ according to the Newark Police. Shop Liquors on Elkton Road An employee ~ent outside and SPRING SEMESTER RESIDENCE ANIMAL AND FOOD SCIENCE INDECENT EXPOSING between 10 p.m. Jan. 26 and 7:20 told the woman to return the shoes. HALLS CHECK-IN AND LECTURE IN TOWNSEND HALL WHILE DRIVING CHANGE OF ROOMS Stephen Eck of Stellar Chance Labs a. m. the next morning, Newark The unknown sus_pect returned the Room c hanges for students o n will host a lecture, " Human Gene An unknown suspect exposed Police sai d. shoes and then fled, police said. campus during Winter Session will take Therapy and Applications to Cancer," himself to the same two female Damage included the broken place between 9 a.m. and noon Sunday. in 116 Townsend Hall4 p.m. Monday. victims twice last week, Newark windo~ and one bottle of whi skey - compiled by Kelly Brosnahan ' Spring Semester residence halls Police said. sour m1x. and Tory Merkel check-in will take place between 2 p.m. -compiled by Stefanie Small and 9 p.m. Sunday and Monday.

\ February 2, 1996 • THE REVIEW . A3 World Fatty Patty, the sub shop Mac Daddy News Owner Patrick Gioffre's wife used Summary to call him 'Fatty Patty' when she was mad at him; hence the name

BOMB TARGET~ HEART OF SRI BY KELLY BROSNAHAN LANKAN CAPITAL City News Editur COLOMBO, Sri Lanka - Suspected Tamil For those sti ll depressed over the closing of militants struck with deadly fury Wednesday in Scott's Ice Cream Shop last October, get over it. A the heart of Sri Lanka's capital , smashing a purple people eatery that can satiate the heartiest of truckload of explosives into the Central Bank university appetites has taken its place. building and detonating a mammoth blast that With an outrageous yellow and purple color killed at least 60 people, wounded as many as scheme that would frighten the most ardent 1,400 and reduced much of Colombo's business Minnesota Vikings fan, Fatty Patty's Sub Shop made district to rubble and flames. its Main Street debut Nov. 17 . This cozy carry-out The suicide bombing was the most devastating features its own flagship sandwich , "The Gut­ and deadly attack in Sri Lanka's most important Buster," a thick roll packed with dou'ble the meat city since armed insurgent in the Indian Ocean and cheese of a regular sandwich. Those with small island nation began battling 12 years ago for a appetites need not bother ordering. separatt: homeland for their Tamil minority. Patrick Gioffre, owner of the eatery, graduated The midmorning explosion on a workmg day from the university in 1992 with a degree in hotel, left bodies strewn by the dozens on streets and in restaurant and institutional management. "Since I wrecked buildings. At least half a dozen high­ have a lways been involved with food and food rises caught fire, and the blazes kept police an.d services, I knew I wanted to have a place of my rescue workers from digging through the debns own," he said. for survivors. Credit for the restaurant's unusual name can be Sri Lankan police Thursday identified the eoi ven to Gioffre' s fiancee. "She used to call me suicide bomber as a member of the Liberation 'Fatty Patty' when she got mad at me," Gioffre said. "Then one day I was driving around, when suddenly Tioerse of Tamil Eelam, who. have staged numerous suicide bombings tn the past. Two the name for the shop came to me: Fatty Patty's Sub other members of the group, arrested as they fled Shop- Home of the Gut Buster." THE REVIEW I Dominic Savini the scene in a hijacked scooter-rickshaw, Reaction to the sub shop has been favorable , "Main Street is not the same place it was when I went to school here," said Patrick Gioffre, a 1992 participated in the attack, the police said. Gioffre said. Though many patrons initially university graduate. "I think I have a better perspective of my customer's needs because I was Military sources said the truck had been expressed sadness over Scott's closing, others told once a student at Delaware." packed with 440 pounds of explosives. the Wilmington native they were glad the storefront Of the known wounded, l 00 were in critical did not remain empty for long. '·I think I have a better perspective of m y said, adding he can recognize the voices of some condition, hos pital sources said. The casualty While the inside of Fatty Patty's does not boast a c ustomer' s needs because I was o nce a student at regulars over the phone. tol l seemed certain to rise as rescue workers eoreal deal of sitting room, what the shop. lac ks .in Delaware," he said. " I can relate to o nly having $ 10 The incn.! .:,ed commercialization of Main Street is sifted the rubble in search of victims. size it makes up for in brightness. Approximately SIX to get you through the next seven days." not a concern for Gioffre, who said people will The bombing showed that despite •ecent tables are provided for those customers wishing to University tudents certainly appreciate Fatty conti nue to frequent shops that offer the best value setbacks in the 'Civil war, including the Tigers' eat inside. Gioffre said the cheerful exterior and Pat ty's at tempts to keep prices low. Junio r Mary for the money. Although, he conceded, "Main Street loss in December of their northern capital and posi tive word of mouth have generated a steady ·'B.J" Bradley said she enjoys the tasty, inexpensive is not the same place it was when I went to school ci tadel. Jaffna, the rebels remain a deadly force stream o f patrons. fare, though she admitted, "I wouldn't normally eat here.'· to be contended with. Since most of Fatty Patty's business comes from somewhere with a name like that.'' Gioffre, who sometime~ works up to 17 hours per The attack was also a blow to President university students looking for a quick meal on Main Gioffre estimates at least 25 percent of his day, said he hopes to turn Fatty Patty' s, his first Chandrika Kumaratunga' effort to end the Street between classes, Gioffre said he tri es to customers come in d a i I y. '·] try to know my restaurant, into a chain. each with the distinctive ethnically lueled st1 ife that has claimed at least accommodate them as much as possible. customers by name and by the food they order," he purple and ye llow design. 39,000 live si nce 1983. The attack came two weeks after Kumaratunga offered a formal draft of a plan to give the Tamil minority more say over its own affairs. Government officials said the attack seemed designed to torpedo th e proposal. which Campus Security Act mainstream Tamil political parties have welcomed with reservations. CLINTON BACKS BRITAIN'S gives incomplete info. CALL FOR NEW ELECTIONS IN NORTHERN IRELAND WASHINGTON - White House officials said about crime, critics say Wednesday that President Clinton will endorse Britain's call for new elections in Northern Ireland despite the Dublin government's The law requires university's to report annual crime objections that the vote will only delay peace statistics and policies for prospective and current students talks. The president's decision comes as political leaders of both the Catholic and Protestant BY KIM WALKER "Crime reporting i's ·not ali exatt stie nc'l~,'' Mana~o:ing News Editor communities of Northern Ireland head to he said. Washington, D.C., where Clinton has taken on a Playwright Oscar Wilde once wrote, "The Uniform Crime Reporting is not mediating role to end the bloody ethnic conflict pure and simple truth is never pure and necessarily the answer. Tuttle said . Even and move toward a unification of north and south rarely simple." though stude nts m ay not happen to be Ireland. This saying rings true for the 1990 victims of certain crimes in th e city for that Clinton Monday endorsed a recommendation Federal Crime Awareness and Campus year, it does not mean they are not at risk, he by an international commission that talks begin Security Act. explained. this month as both the Irish Republican Army This act requires colleges that receive Hypothetically, Tuttle sai d, if there were a and Protestant militias begin disarming. federal funding to report annual crime series of robberies on Main Street that did The commission , headed by former Senate statistics and policies for prospective and not involve university st udents, the students Democratic leader George Mitchell of Maine, current students, provide timely notice of a would stil l be at ri sk from those robberies. offered the proposal as a compromise to meet threat to the community and promote On the other hand, he said, if a ll the British Prime Minister John Major's insistence awareness about acquaintance rape and other crimes in the city were required to be that the IRA must get rid of its weapons before sexual assaults. published , the crimes co mmitte<:) against Britain and Ulster Unionist leaders meet with Douglas F . Tuttle, director of Public Newark residents, such as house burglaries, Sinn Fein , the IRA's political wing, and the Safety, said the university publishes crime would also slant the statisti cs. Dublin government. statistics for the preceding three years in Also, he aJded, an area off of Thorne several categories, such as murder, unlawful ~ Lane where many students re side is out of sexual intercourse and larceny, for each city limits and under county jurisdiction, and NEW STUDY CASTS DOUBT ON campus in the student handbook. Also, daily EFFECTIVENESS OF FAT-GENE thus, crimes committed there would not be crime updates are put on U Discover, the included in city of Newark reports. THE REVIEW I Alisa Colley DRUG computer system containing university Even though the law docs not demand off­ C hristine Cook was promoted to assistant direcwt· of niversity A study published Thursday in the New information, and police reports are published campus crime stati stic s, it requires statistics Relatio ns jan. 2. Her move was not a result of recent turmoil in the , England Journal of Medicine casts doubt on the twice a week in The Re view. for campus organizations located off campus Greek community involving Sigma Kappa and Lambda Kappa Beta. , likely value of an anti-obesity biotechnology While the opening of eyes to crime on like fraternities and sororities. drug that Amgen Inc. is developing. campus is positive, this act , like many This poses a problem for schools in big The study found that up to 95 percent of obese federal laws, is not without its faults. cities where th ere are more than one school people already have plenty of leptin - the Critics charge that the stati stics are not and more than one cit y precinct, Tuttle said. Greek Affairs protein Amgen researchers believe is a key representative of reality. Statistics concerning acquaintance rape regulator of body fat and that might solve Ellen Wilkins, president of Safe and other sex ual offenses may not be obe ity problem . Campuses Now. a national st udent accurate either because many of these crimes This study shows that "the discovery of organization based out of the University of go unreported. coordinator jt>ins [Amgen'sl fat gene is less important than we Geor!.!ia, sai d the crime stat istics are If people look at the numbers involving originally tho ught," said analyst Jim McCamant, ambiguous because off-campus crimes are sex crimes and believe these are the only editor of the Medical Technology Stock Letter in not required to be included in the reports. incidents that occur at the university. they alumni office Berkeley, Calif. "It does not look like that gene After she was stabbed in her off-campus are mistaken , Tuttle said. According to itself is critical in therapy." apartment, Dana Getzinger-Foley, a graduate Tuttle's statistics. s ix unlawful sex ual BY VA ESSA ROTHSCHILD Cook sai d she did not leave her But Amgen's spokesman David Kaye of the University of Georgia, founded Safe intercourse incidents and attempts and four Sllalt!nT Affmn Edaur position in the wake of the Sigma dismissed the latest findings , sayi ng his Campuses Now to rally schools to focus on "other sexual offenses·· were reported for After spending three years as the Kappa in vest igat ion and she company's own tests have shown higher leptin all crimes involving students. 1995. coordinator of Greek Affairs, watched the investigation unfold. levels in obese people, which makes sense She later found out th at three similar When schools increase victim support. the Christine Cook has been promoted '·] was there throughout the entire because leptin is produced from fat cells. Kaye incidems happened in the same vicinity by number of reported incidents tends to to the assistant directo r of proce s," she said. "It wasn't like I said Amgen will test the leptin drug on humans th e same person, prompting her to want off­ increase, Tuttle said. This places those University Relations for the Alumni was going to pack my bags and this year as planned. campus students to be made aware of crime universities in a Catch-22 situation, where Office. leave: · Amgen' developmental drug, dubbed the fat in their area so they could protect instead of getting credit for increasing Her new job responsibilities, Cook only had one month to pull gene, was licensed about a year ago with much themselves. victim support programs, the schools look which she took on Jan. 2, include together all the loose ends in the hoopla from researchers at Rockefeller Wilkins said the organization has helped dangerous even though no increase may the performing arts series, where she Greek Affairs Office, she said and University. Amgen made an initi al payment of pass Un iform Crime Report ing legislation in have occurred, he said. is responsible for bringing a string added the affairs were handled. $20 million to the university for rights to the Georgia and Tennessee which requires city Problems in administering the law also quartet, for example, to campus. According to senior Bill Werde, drug. po li ce to add a box on the ir crime reports exist. Working with the director of president of the Inter-Fraternity The fat gene, cloned from mice by Rockefeller that indicates if the victim was a uni versity The Department of Education has not University Relations, Cook also Council, a "search committee" has researchers. is thought to cause fat cells to studem and what school the student attends. requested information from colleges for the helps with universi ty-wide projects. been founded to find a replacement produce a protein called leptin - the name SCN is now working to have the legislation report they should have given to Congress in These projects include working with for Cook, which comprises comes from the Greek work meaning thin. In lab passed nationally, she said. 1995. It also took the department four years th e senior class as they prepare to representatives from the Greek tests mice that were given leptin lost up to 40 The organizati on did a campus stud y for to issue compl iance regulations for the graduate and become alumni. Cook community. percent of their weight. Amgen's researchers the 1993-94 school year that found that more schoo ls to follow. will a lso assist with spring and Werde , who serves on the believe that as you eat, more leptin is sent into crimes occurred on campu s, but two-thirds Tuttl e said the problem with the wi nter commencement, he said. committee, said there is also a the blood, and given leptin in drug form would of the violent crimes were committed off Department of Education is they are used to While it is tough leaving any job representative from the Panhellenic trick the brain into thinking your stomach is full. campus. handling financial matters. Normally a law in the middle of the year, Cook was Council and a representative from The latest study, published i n the Ne w "If off-campus crimes are not included [in like this one would be administered by the upset that the timing "wasn't more the Dean of Students Office. England Journal of Medic ine , involved 275 universi ty publications] students o nly get Department of Justice, he explained, but appropriate for the Greeks." According to Jane Moore, who is patients and was led by R obert Considine, hal f the picture," Wilkins said. since the law calls for a revoking of federal The recent investigation into the an assistant to the dean of students a ~si tant professor of medicine a t Th o mas With Housing and Residence Life citing funding for non-compliance, the Department sorority Sigma Kappa anJ the and erves on the search committee, Jefferson University in Philadelphia. 50 percent of student s li vi ng off campus at of Education was put in charge. convict ion of two Kappa Alpha applications are being accepted for His team found that 90 percent to 95 percent Delaware , studems here onl y know half the Despi te the criti cism surrounding the law, Order al umni for participating in a Cook's replacement until Feb. 5. of obese people had leptin levels up to four times truth about crimes in the entire university Tuttle and Wilkins agree that it does some hazing incident that involved the After the applications have been normal. He concludes that "the majority of obese community. good. sexual assault of a Sigma Kappa reviewed by the commiltee and people have enough leptin, and so we feel they're Excluding crimes that involve university Tuttle commend ed the law for improving pledge, Cook said, made it difticult interviews have been conducted, probably re istant" to any treatment that focuses organizations located off campus, Newark communication between campus and cit y for her to leave her former position. Moore said, the final candidates­ on a leptin drug. Police is not required to keep track of crimes police concerning off-campus organi zations. However, Cook explained that selected by the committee will bCj involving university students. "If students are in formed of crimes o n her promotion was a simply a new presented to Dean of Students -compiled from The Wa shing ton Times/ Los Tuttle said he could not think o f a fair campus they will better protect themselves," opportunity and that job transfers Timothy F. Brook and Roland• Angeles Post News Service by Lisa A. Bartell way to give a full picture of crime in the Wilkins said. within the university happen quite Smith, vice president of Student university community. often. Life. A4. THE REVIEW. February 2, 1996

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At about $5 a six­ company 's business to satisfied For tho e of us who are ready to pale lagers like Miller and . for us to get the following we like," When the soldiers were not pack, the beer is sold mostly through expand beyond Beast Light in a can, Budweiser, Laverick said. Johnson said. He attributed this to customers and successful business. fighting battles, legend has it they package stores. The beer now takes part in beer­ there is a local option worth It was described by "The Beer people assuming local business \1 o uld watch Blue He n chicken "For the future , our vision is to of-the-month clubs and will soon considering: Blue Hen Beer. Lovers Rating Guide" as having a would not produce as good a ~ ights for amuseme nt . For their expand both in products and have a page on the Wo rld Wide First introduced in 1990, the beer " flowery, sharp, very slight citrus­ product as more well - known brave ry, the Delaware men were geography," said Johnson, a South Web. was awarded two silver medals at honey taste." the Beve rage Tasting Institute's In the black-and-tan category, 1995 World Beer Championships. Blue Hen Black a nd Tan also The silver medal signifies that a received a silver medal. BLACK AMERICAN STUDIES - COURSES OFFERED SPRING 1996 beer is " highly recommended" by "Our beer is made under contract the BTl. up in Wilkes-Barre, Pa.," sai d Jeff BAMS 110 INTRO TO BLACK AMERICAN STUDIES "They did pretty well for Johnson, president and founder of themse lves," said tasting director Blue Hen Beer Co. "We use another BAMS 205 CONTEMPORARY AFRO-AMERICAN ISSUES Charles Laverick. "It 's pretty high­ brewery because the overhead costs BAMS 206 SURVEY OF AFRO-AMERICAN CULTURE class competition." The competition are much cheaper that way." he s poke of inc I uded several A 1983 uni ve rs it¥ graduate, BAMS 220 AMERICAN CIVIL RI(3HTS MOVEMENT German beers such as Ayinger, the Johnson runs the company from a w inner, which is b rewed in the computer in his home office. "It' s BAMS 267 IMAGES IN BLACK FILM {Short course) foothills. of the Alps. just me and then three partners that BAMS 298 RACE , ETHNICITY & CULTURE ,"There are six judges whose are active in the company," he said. scores are averaged and normalized Despite the company's small size, BAMS 306 HISTORY BLACK AMERICAN SINCE CIVIL WAR for tendencies,'" Laverick said . Blue Hen Beer is sold in 20 states There are also different categories - including those as far away as BAMS 322 BLACK POLITICS for the different types of beer. Texas and Minnesota. Busin ess is BAMS 355 RACE , CLASS AND CRIME Standard Blue Hen Beer was in primarily in Pennsy lvania, Delaware BAMS 415 RACE , CLASS AND GENDER BAMS 432 PSYCHGCL PERSPECTIVES: BLACK AMERICA BAMS 440 TOPICS: BLACK FAMILY PERSPECTIVE Internet porn POSC 439 PROBLEMS: AFRICAN POLITICS continued from page A I receive and send it," Wi IIi ford said, BAMS 650 BLACK COMMUNITY STUDIES in reference to statewide BAMS 660 RESEARCH: BLACK AMERICAN STUDIES if I was alone and if I wanted to legislatures established to contro l have phone sex with him.'· the transmission of pornographic The Black American Studies minor is designed to provide students in traditional majors an opportunity Fortunately for Harris, literature. harassment over the Internet does " You can put a PG- I 3 label on a to survey a broad range of material relating to peoples of the African origin in America. The program not entail a face-to-face movie and keep people out,'' he requires 18 credit hours drawn from the humanities and social sciences. For further information. please confrontation. said. "With the Internet, however, "Be-. . 1se I wa n' t in his face, it no one is standing at the door." see Professor Carole Marks. Director. 417 A Ewing Hall {831 - 2897). was much ea ·ier for him to sexually Harris found a door of her own harass me ." she >aid. for concern ed family members who However, Harris feels secure wish to contro l the Inte rnet within the bounds of the Internet, activi ti es of their children. calling it a self-pol ic ing entity Harri s explai ned that certain where people help one another. programs, such as CompuS erve and "For every creep. there is a nice America Online, offer parental within the bounds of the Internet,- -activities of their children. calling it a self-po li cing enti ty Ha rri s explained that certain where peopk lu ·P one another. programs, such as CompuServe and "For every creep. there is a nice A meri ca Online. offer pare nt al person. I would much rather have a controls. pervert annoy me on the Net than " It 's like a phone o r cable fo ll ow me around in public," she block," she said. However, if a child E aid. was computer literate , she said, he '"Porn on the Net is one thing, if or she could overpower the parental you see omething you don't like controls implemented. you can walk away or leave the "There are also headers, which program." are warnings, but they are more like Williford has 'l Ot had an a Surgeon General's warning on a unpleasant Ne! expe ri ence, but he pack of cigarelles," she said . saiJ some people and children .. T he headers are simply should be shielded from the warnings," Jeff said. "Even if )OU potential Internet dangers. are I 2 years old, you can say you '·The Internet is one big are 21 and pass through it." amorphous entity that you can ' t If pornography was not available c,onrrol," I)~ .said. ~ddin~ that since on the Net, it would still be the Internet is broad ,J it is disputable available through televisio n, • whether it can be mandated. The lite rature and films, where it Internet should not be subject to originated, Jeff said. • punishment for the actions of a few, " It sounds kind of sick," Harris he argued. said , "but it' s just like the real '·You can ' t puni sh the network world on the Net." that is the vehicle, but those who Is it the sound of that whispery voice, or those big, intellectual words? If your professors are putting you

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BLACK AMERICAN STUDIES continued from page A I salary raise is that it is "the single best way we can al! ract new IMAGES IN BLACK FILM: A CELEBRATION OF CONSCIOUNESS A cvmmittcc was formed to faculty," Colton said. deve!op a pro posal concerni ng The AAUP also wants to pursue health benefi ts for domestic an early retirement policy that ; February 14 JUST ANOTHER GIRL ON THE I.R.T. parmers of homosexual fac ulty in would institute a "phase . I Discussion by Professor Carole Henderson the last round of negotiations two rettreme nt" system that would' ~ears ago, but the Board of allow professors to gradually . Trustees rejected the proposal decrease their course load and ·, because they wanted to remain eventually ret ire early, allowing 1 February 21 MIDNIGHT RAMBLINGS con sistent with Delawa re law, younger professors to be hired Discussion by film producer Pam Thomas which prohibits h omosexual earlier, according to Colton. l marriages. According to Colton, The union's final major point is 1 the proposal was developed and to make the dismissal of faculty backed by both the administration more tightly controlled by the 1 February 28 ROCKERS and the faculty, and he expects the Faculty Senate, as opposed to the , Discussion by Professor Howard Johnson issue to be reintroduced thi s year. current method which allows the " I ' m hoping that in our university provost to unilaterallY, j collective wisdom we can find a dectde. 1 way to convince the B oard of Colton c h aracterized the March 6 I LIKE IT LIKE THAT • Trustees," he said. AAUP 's proposal as "prettY.' I! Discussion by Professor Bill Lawson In addi tion to these points, reasonable" and "affordable." Colton said the union will push for " W e try to present a package a salary i ncrease to lift the that is good for the faculty and the ; university's payment to an amount university," he said. "It seems to ) higher than the average at other me that the proposal we have is in 008 KIRKBRIDE HALL :; omparable universities. The the interests of both th•: faculty and 1 I AAUP's position concerning the the university." 7:00P.M. Sigma Kappa L------~------~ continued from page A I removed, the intimacy of the sisters . ) remams strong. A formal, originally scheduled "You can never take away the 1 for the week after the suspension, bond that we have," Donovaq , was canceled, Schulze said. explained. "These people are o ur ' "That was the first thing they sisters, a group of wome n with SePIJB PRtStN1S took from us," she said. common goals who make a family." 1 Events sisters were looking Apparently, the bond has not " forward to, such as Greek Games, been taken away. Even wit hout their J pledge classes, spring rush and chapter, some of the sisters still ., mixers were also repealed, Schulze maintain close relationships with 1 explained. each other. Donovan said. '' " The girls had been looking "[The suspension] has brought . ~~~BUS TRIP~~·--~ forward to these activities," said the sisters so close," Schulze said. ' Theresa Donovan, a senior and "We stood by each other and ~ fo rmer sister of Sigma Kappa. supported each other." · "We felt like we were being Donovan said, " The love and punished," she said. enthusiasm the girls have for one Adrienne Bernknopf, a another is still there." sophomore and former sister, Looking toward the future, explained the confusion in the days Donovan said she remains following the suspension. enthusiastic about the re instatement " I certainly thought it was of the sorority. · unfair," she said. "A majority of us According to Donovan, the JOSHUA BELL didn't even know what was going Sigma Kappa's national chapter wi ll on.'' assist the local chapter in January However, both Donovan and 1997, which is when she ex pects the Schulze said they believe that while chapter to be reinstated. ai certain social aspects have been 'WJ.fMJNQDave Schultz was among th ose wrestlers. Ranked first in hi s U.S. Even before the inc ide nt at weight class, he was viewed as one Foxcatcher last weekend, much had • • of the top contenders for the 1996 been said about the mental state of du Pont. Neig hbors and friends Olympic team in Atlanta. A 1984 reported that du Pont stocked his gold medal wi nner, Schultz coached wrestlers at Foxcatcher whi le esta:e with a small arsenal of preparing himself for the Olympic weapons and was frequently seen brandishing a firearm . • trials. Schultz was also featured in a Former wrestlers charge du Pont book writte n by du Pont, " Never was subject to violent mood swings. OMEN'S BASKETBALL Give Up," profiling outstanding Da ni el Chaid, a former coach at athletes . In the book, du Pont rnxcatcher filed a lawsuit Monday in l'hilad~lphia agai nst duPont, charging, among other things, that du Pont kicked Chaid off the estate TONIGHT 7:00 P.M. in October 1995 and threatened him with a machine gun. Stevens said Ju Pont's mental vs. BOSTON UNIVERSITY in stability was well known among the j unior wrestlers training at Fox catcher. " Everyone knew he was weird but nobody really ever said anything about it," he said. "After all, there aren ' t many benefactors in wrestling. '·I think the whole situation is really unfortunate. What a terrible \\>ay to lose someone as great as hirrJ." 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BY STEFANIE SMALL Mike Mahaffie, manager of the state with companies such as According to the Delaware Assi.ttcmt News Editor Delaware State Data Center, said MBNA and Bank of New York . Population Consonium, a group that Low unemployment rates and more people are moving to Computer and financial consulting helps project Delaware's future attractive retirement communities Delaware, where the unemployment a re two other rapidly expanding population, Sussex County is an have caused rapid migration to the rate is 4.4 percent, from other states fields. example of an expanding retirement nation's small wonder, whose simply because there are more jobs. He also added if many chemical community. The consortium expects population grew by more than 15 Edward L. Simon, supervisor for companies were not downsizing, the 65-and-over age group to make percent in the first half of the 1990s. the Delaware State Department of Delaware would be in even better up 20.1 percent of the population in According to a U.S. Census Labor Market Information, said shape with the unemployment rate. Sussex County by the year 2000. Bureau report last week, Delaware Delaware's unemployment rate has Simon said he thinks the job market Delaware's overall population is has been the 16th fastest growing been well under the national will still be good in 1996. projected to continue its rapid state since 1990, with its population average since the 1980s. Mahaffie suggested that the growth, increasing 21 percent from increasing from 666,000 to 717,000 Simon said he believes the attraction to southern Delaware for 1995 's population to 870,000 in that time. Neighboring states biggest job market is in banking, retired adults is another major cause people in 2000. according to the Pennsylvania, New York and New which is expanding rapidly in the for domestic migration to Delaware . consortium. Jersey are far behind, ranking in the mid to upper 40s. Nevada, Idaho and Arizona were the three fastest growing states on the report. Ed Byerly, a statistician and demographer for the Census Bureau, explained that domestic migration, the movement from one state to another, is the most important factor in population growth. "Both Maryland and Pennsylvania were negative in this area, while Delaware was positive," Byerly said. Delaware benefited from the three major contributors to population growth: natural causes (births minus deaths), domestic migration and international FOR BOOKS migration , Byerly added. The increase from natural causes was equal to that due to domestic migration, an unusual occurrence.

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BY JENNIFER LONGDIN the grease of fat but is not absorbed P&G will test market o lestra serving. "Under these terms Proctor and contain olestra to also have an Srulf Re-porter into your body like fat, sai.d Louise under the brand name "olean" in If it sounds too good to be true, it Gamble has been required to add informatio n and warning label. If you thought Snackwells were Little, a nutrition professor. their Pringles potato chips within six just might be. One of the disputes Vitamins A, D, E and K to o lestra similar to tho e of product God's gift to chocolate lovers, wait Olestra's molecular struct ure to nine months, McHugh said. The with olestra is that it has been products to prevent it from stealing containing NutraSweet, McHugh until you hear about olestra. Fatty prevents it from being absorbed into reason for this name chang~ is reported to cause abdominal cramps. those nutrients from the body," FDA said. food lovers may have a reason to the body so it flows through the strictly for marketing purposes. gas. bloating and diarrhea. Commissioner David A. Kessler The concern ihat Little and oth er chet:r. 1 digestive tract and is excreted, Little McHugh said the product was These adverse reactions occur said in a news release announcing nutritionists have is that there is Olestra, a fat substitute approved said. developed for customers concerned because as olestra works through the the agency's approval. more obesity in the United States Jan. 24 by the Food and Drug Proctor and Gamble, the food and with eating low-fat without having human body, it is not absorbed into Mc Hugh responded that there now hecause of oleslra and other Administration for only snack foods, home products giant, has been to sacrifice taste. For example, a the system but strips the body of will naturall y be skepticism and fat-free products. may revolutionize the snack food working on this idea for 25 years one-ounce serving of potato chips certain vitamins and nutrients, Little warnings because olestra is a new "People think that they can eat industry by allowing the creation of and has invested approximately made with olestra wi II have no fat said. product and people don't yet know more of these foods because there is fat-free snacks that taste like the $200 mi Ilion into the venture, said and 70 calories, compared to regular Because of these side effects, the what to expect. less fat, but what they don 't account original products. Sydney McHugh, company potato chips that have I 0 grams of FDA imposed some terms before the Because it is a new ingredient, the for is that the calories are still Olestra tastes like fat and has all spokeswoman for P&G. fat and 150 calories p~r one-ounce approval. FDA has required products that there," Little said. In response to the health com;erns about olestra, Lillie explained that ------"moderation is the key with any 'junk' foods," and she d oes not seem to think it will harm people, as long as they do not consume a steady diet of it. If this product proves to be successful, it may someday be seen in other products like oils and shortenings. Other companies such as Frito-Lay and Nabisco have expressed interest in olestra as well, McHugh said. So it may just be olestra will revolutionize the food industry and make the billionaires who created it even richer; but if it makes people feel lousy. i! might just discourage them from tearing into a bag when the munchies strike.

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I' -D.S. individual and th eir own particular moral because of the rnu~ic he or she listens to. .' scruple . Maybe their maker will be forgiving The fact is. that person was probably one Peter Botlwm is the emertainme/1/ editor for because they should have domain over their screwed-up, poorly-raised, maladjusted freak to The Review. Send e-mail responses to own bodies, or maybe there is no maker at all. begin with. baba/uga. i But docs it really matter who's right? If Suzie Despite the arguments and protests that raged I A note about letters to the editor J ! The Rr•FieH· welcomes responses from the public. All letters must be !signed :.tnd in .. lude a phone number for verification. Anonymous letters !Wtll not be printed. Minority for the day Letters to l Letters may be subject to editi ng for clarity and length when necessary. "Set these words which never met a Jew before, took courage and an f Send letters to: · Th e Re1·iew I command you this day exceptional Spanish dictionaty. the upon your heart .. .'· ··What is a Jew?" she would ask me, in a ! 250 Perkin Student Center What did th is prayer say tone that implied we were alien species. i Newark. DE 19716. • to me as a child? Bei ng '" Why don't you go to church wi th me?" I Editor Jewish meant Hanukkah would politely tell her no, and she would Send e-mail responses or letters to [email protected]. presents, no school on Yom always raise her eyebrows in di sbelief. The Kippur and Grandma's only kind she was accustomed to was whi te, In defense of local sorority matzoh ball soup. Catholic, conservative and Spanish. It wasn't As an adult, I found that she was mean-spirited. She simply didn't l was disturbed by the article written Guest Columns myself walking down a Relating know any other way. o n Jan. 12 by Vanessa Rothschild, crowded street, my The Juli a Childs of Spanish cooking was '"Local sorority probed for hazing The Rel'iew welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other prayerbook hidden in a Michele Besso also not easily accepting of my decision not to allegation;· for I do not feel it was well members of the university community. paper bag. I was eat for one day. In Spanish culture. eating is represented by both parties involved. Columns should be 500-750. words in length, and be relevant to the affairs of desperately searching for a place to be alone. second only to drinking in it s importance. And I feel that it i important to understand the university. the nation or the world. I located a deserted alley below an office refusal is not the norm. our hi story in order to understand the lf interested, call Gary Geise at 831-2771, or e-maj) to [email protected]. building. There was a damp stench in the air from Then there were that night's festivities. Now women involved. Lambda Kappa Beta the preceeding night's storm, and I sat on top of that was a tough one. In Spain, trying to escape seeks women who wi II help c::.rry on our my backpack in the dirt. When nobody was the rowdiness and general chaos of a Friday night atnbitions and continue with our history. around, I began thumbing th rough the tattered is like trying to fi ght off an impending cold. You Lambda Kappa Beta seeks women who Columnists Wanted pages and fiddl ing with the Jewish star around my just can't avoid it. voice their opinions. This is extremely neck. However, there would be plenty of weekends important for the mere fact that we are all The place was Granada, Spain. It was Yom in the fu ture, and aft er much soul -searching, 1 The Review i s seekin g regul a r e ditorial columnists for Spring so young and still learning. These past Kippur, the most solemn Jewish ho liday. decided to follow my heart. and present voices have helped us to Semester. Articulate, opinio nated unive rs ity members please contact Gary Wouldn' t you k.nuw it - it happened to fall on The holidays carne and there was nowhere to Geise at 83 1-277 1 or gggeis t @ udel.edu . change for the bener, every year for the the same day as the fe tive Spanish Saint's Day. go- no temple, no place that felt right. l thought last eight years. Though traditio ns are There I was, amid the streetsellers, churchgoers, of my family praying openly with thousands of still consistent, each has been improved foodstands and fiesta of Spain . other Jews wh ile I was huddled in a comer with by the same sisters for the benefit of our my prayerbook. Those who actually caught a I recalled the conversation l had had with my future. mother before embarkin g o n a Fall Semester glance of what I was doing gave me questioning The Review Recently, our chapter has lost two abroad. I could deal with Thanksgiving - 28 stares. Editor in Chier: Jimmy P. Miller sisters through dismissal and Assistant Features Editors: other Delaware student s would share the same I was suddenly aware of what it felt like to be a Executive Editor: Heather Moore Michele Besso disaffiliation. Shonly thereafter, hazing Managing Features Editor: holiday away from home, while trying to make it member of a minority group. I always too k my Mal! Manochi o · allegations were brought against the April Helmer as authentic as possible. But what was I to make freedoms for granted at home. It was different in Assistant News Editors: sorority. Managing News Editors: Lisa A. Banet! of Yom Kippur, being one of three Jews on the Spain. And it gave me a whole new appreciation Craig L Black • Stefanie Smal l trip? for my religion. Having been founded by five students Kristin Collons Assistant Photography Edito01i: Kim Walker Of the other two students, one had to take his And though I did not encounter any blatant onl y eight years ago, the Lambda Kappa Christine Fuller Beta soro rity has gained university Editorial Editor: Gary Geise Dominic Savini LSAT in Madrid that weekend, and the other had acts of anti-semitism while abroad, I didn't enjoy Copy Desk Chicr: Bill Jaeger Josh Withers made the decision to do nothing. feeling uncomfortable and having to explain my recognition. As an active sister for half of Photography Editor: Atisa Colley Assistant Sports Edito01i: Mom had a simple answer: Do the best you beliefs to people. our hi story, I have seen our relentless Managing Sports Editol1i: Rob Kalesse Enc Heisler can. It 's not where you observe the holiday, or if I was reminded of the Holocaust and the anempts of recogniti on by the university. Kelley Pritchard Through hard work, leadership and team Mochael Lewos Copy Editors: you observe it correctl y, but rather, that you want millions of Jews who, though they had evey right Managing Art Editor: Steve Myers Rob Annen got Jody Berwi ck to observe it at all. to question the existence of a God, said their own work, we were able to do so. Why would Art Editor: Larry Boehm Jill Conright Colleen McCreight we risk eight years of hard work? Entertainment Editor: Peter Bothum Reform Jews, of which I am one, tend to be the prayers during the holidays. Amid the dung of Leslie McNair Nikki Toscano Auschwitz, Bergen-Belsen and Treblinka, they Lambda Kappa Beta is not always a Features Editor: Derek Harper Senior Staff Reportel1i: least conservati ve when it comes to ultra­ e"s Editors: Oakland Childers Kathy Lackovic traditional practices and observances. But for the lifted their heads to pray. sorority to me. Sometimes is a family, Kelly Brosnahan Scon Goss Advertising Director: Tamara L. Denlinger first time in my life, I had to look religion in the So I decided to do something, anything, in friends, tutor and even a support group. I Randi Hecht Cathenne Hopkinson Business Managel1i: Mark Jolly Tory Merkel face, as an entity. I was forced to evaluate the role memory of these brave individuals. would hate to see anyone miss out 0n the Gary Epstein Ali cia Olesinski it played in my life. I needed to admit whether I I wasn' t in temple. No rabbi was present. But opportunities that Lambda Kappa Beta Vanessa Ro1hschild Leo Shane lll Advertising Graphics Designer: Glenn Stevens Dan Steonberg Aly on Zamkoff fel t a desire or an obligation to pray. Do I miss my service was sincere and from the heart. And I has given to me. Assistant Entertainment Edito01i: Office and Mailing Address: classes? Do I go to the pat1y that night? Do I fast didn' t get struck by lightning. So maybe He heard Melissa Meisel 250 Sludent Cenoer, Newark. DE 19716 Keith Winer Business (302) 831· 1397 on Yom Kippur? me. Dyan Gardiner Advenisi ng (302) 83 1-1398 And there was more. Trying to explain my Senior Assistant Art Editor: News/Editorial (302) 8.\J -277 1 M1kc Wuronan FAX (J02)83 1-1396 predicament to my Spanish "mother," who lives Michelle Besso is an assistam features editor for President of Lambda Kappa Beta in a country that is 99 percent Catholic, and has The Review. OP. IED February 2, 1996 • THE REVIEW • A9 A hear~felt goodbye to an old and dear friend

I had been waiting, anxiously, for what dawns. She was always pcrfe~tly happy to my next adventure. friends to get coffee on r.:======::::;-, of the worst days of my life. J seemed like hours. Every magazine in the let me nestle up to her and sleep on the n my high school years, she was always Main Street and even go out After examining her carefully, one waiting roo m haJ been picked up and long interstate drives, no matter how there to give me a ride home after drinking with us at tJmes . of the technicians came out and sat tlipped through . I tried to make cramped she was. We ate together, s lept wrestling practice a1 1d was a real stickler My friends came to respect next to me . He went over the • conversation with other concerned friends together ... in every regard, she was one of about making sure I . got to school on time. her as an importan: part of preliminary tests with me and tried ~ who waited, nervous like myself, to learn my closest friends. She always had my l Jest interests at heart, my life, and she t~uived on to be gemle as he explained to m ~ the fate of their loved ones. Finally, at even if I couldn't apJ Jreciate i.t at the time. taking care of them just as that this was probably it. Tears II :38 on that fateful Tuesday morning, the Time changes all relationships, and she Sure, so me of my peers thought our she did of me. were in my eyes as I dialed my head surgeon came out, wiping beads of was growing old as I was coming into the relationship was a little strange. I was When classes or times father at work and choked out the perspiration from hi s brow. He avoided my hedonistic era of my teens. I tear up when I pressured at times t o find o ne who was got to be too much, she was news. I could tell from the tone in ·, eyes as he told me. think of the times I was less than kind to more fla s hy , mo-re hip, but I had my the only one I could always his voice that he understood how t her. So many times I stood her up. When loyalties. count on to take me away Bill Werde deeply I hurt. There was nothing to ''I'm sorry, son. We lost her." we s hould have been hanging at my How far did her I< Jve for me go? I fell from my troubles and listen be done though. Years of selfless ' parent"s house, I would stay out late with for another woman b• ::fore my senior year. attentively as I sorted my friendship and self-neglect had left my fri e nds , leaving her in wait. Once I She was mature and 1 tccepting though, and situations. When I was stuck in Newark her a shell of her former self, and though I even carelessly hit her in the side with a when I needed a ri de for that special during the long, hot, lifeless summers, she know in my heart she gave the best fight baseball, leaving a permanent scar. No evening, not only w; 1s s he happy to take was always up for a trip to the beach or a she had, she died on the operating table. matter what I did, though, she was always my newfdund love a tnd me to my senior ride to Philly. She liked the same music I They tried resuscitative measures, but to t forgiving. prom, s he took u s t o our friend's did and knew how to read my moods. no avail. It's funny. You beachhouse afterwa rd s a nd innocuosly So you can imagine how distraught I I went home alone, grieving and feeling day we met. It was my might think that enjoyed the weekc :nd, happy for my was when, after all these years, she began a loss that left a cavity in my heart. Sure, I dad who introduced us, She would come once I got my happiness. to show signs of her mortality. She had know there will be others ... but none will actually ... o ne of the driver's license There were scary n rJo ments. When I was always pulled thro ugh, so I crossed my ever match her spirit, her color, or her very , few partnership~ my with my friends to that would have 18, she got hit by a c ar, and it didn' t look fingers and hoped for a miracle, but in my es$ence. I will need some time ... parents had initiated been the e nd . like she would pull 1 tlhrough. I remember heart, I knew the end was near. It was so which lasted , o r even get coffee on Main T h e how worried my whc de family was, and I sad . She wanted to be there for me, I could So to those of you that had seen me with started. It was a perfect adventuresome remember the joy ~ 1e all felt when her tell ... but she was often simply too sick, or her and understood the love a person can match though, from the Street and even go and wanderi ng condition was finally upgraded to stable. too tired. She was worn out, and in her have for their first car ... I know you share genesis. Her s low and s pirit of fleeting days, I truly started .to recognize my pain. My baby blue Volkswagon s teady ways, a lways out drinking with n ewfound As I moved to .:,ollege and a new what a friend s he h ad been. In the Rabbit is now in that big parking lot in the dependable, a lways freedoms often chapter of my life, !> he was definitely perspective of other relationships in my sky. What my friends and I teasi ngly there for me, were the ends respect for showing her age, but ! ;ttill just as faithful as life she had outlasted, she was a miracle of labled "The Blue Rabbit of Death" is now ' perfect yang fo r the yin us at times. old friends. Quite ever. My family would tease her loving consistency. "The Blue Rabbit That Died," and the of my turbulent ways. the contrary, sometimes that she w. as held together wi th world is a little worse off for it. But if ( When I was young, she played the role once I could drive, I began taking her with tape and string and c1 othespins in strategic Then that fateful Tuesday ... someday, you see me cavorting around t of supporti ve mother. She would take me me everywhere. She was the best traveling places, but she had r Jride and grace born town in a new and shiny chrome speedster, to my little league games. and patiently companion a guy could have. Always from her long and 1 oving li fe. I reall y She had been compl ai ning of minor looking like I'm having fun ... don ' t be watch as I flubbed fly ball after fly ball in willing, to go wit h me anywhere at a thought she would ne1 1er die. ailments. Always the stoic, she would try fooled. In my heart, it will always be the

right field . Before I could drive, I could moments notice, she would give me subtle At the University of Delaware, where to h ide her discomfort , but my deep VW that was my first true love. I I a lways depend on her for a ri de to the hints when my inexperienced driving everyone looks the s .arne and stri ves for empath y stemmed from a re la ti onship J mov ies or to fri ends who lived ac ross wn•Jid scare her. No matter how many one­ anonymity, I drew st; tres sometimes when which spanned the greater portion of my Bill Werde is President of the ' town. She came across the entire country way streets I would wrongly enter, no we would be seen aro und campus. She had life. I knew she was hurting. so I took her Interfraternity Council, a colunmist for ' with my family one summer, and saw matter how many turns I would take too been with me so long. though, it was to get a check-up. What I had hoped would The Review and is cu rrelltly carless. Send ' Rocky Mountain sunsets and Yellowstone fast, she would laugh it off and join me on second nature. She ~ •ould come with my be a routine visit quickly turned into one e-mail responses to [email protected] DMV taking those extra. ·strides to make life hell Lines. They are an ~------. to lose their edge in the finding that mysterious cougar. •.vasn ' t, and that I can't get my machine that I can muster will be to Oh, and by the way, l later found integral piece of ou r fight to make people's So knowing I had absolutely no rregistrati on because they can't go to no avaiL The soulless bastards have out that the system was wrong: I . culture. We stand in lives miserable, they legs to stand on in this insurance the next computer screen, I finally won their war against servicing the should have been registered when I line almost everywhere have put their nose to fiasco. I tried to follow the realized the trap l had fallen into. public. By being controlled by presented proof of insurance, and we go. Some lines are the g rindstone and directions of the system. I did At the DMV, things are unfeeling, unaware machines , the FR-19 form isn't part of the long, some lines a re crafted a brand new everything the DMV, the state and backwards. The computer is the all ­ service is no longer an option. registration process. short, some are single tactic. This new weapon the insurance company said to: I knowing, all-powerful entity which You see, customer service is not file, some are two at a is more menacing than paid the late insurance, I retrieved simply uses the people as its tools. in the parameters of the DMV's Steve Myers is managing art editor time, but no matter anything they have ever continuous coverage and I filled out And all th e rage against the programmmg. for T he Review. what- all lines are before tried. the dreaded FR-19 form. annoyingly time- The DMV is This is where I fell headfirst into consummg. The 36th Chambe1 employing a completely the DMV's computer-controlled Nowhere is the Steve Myers user-UN-friendly trap. The moment I filled out the annoyance of waiting L------J computer system as the FR- 19 form, I was done for. The more prevalent than at larest and most effective insurance company was supposed to the infamous Department of Motor way of not providing customer merely fax the filled-out form over Vehicles. The DMV is committed service. And in the fight to utterly to the DMV, and everything would to battling against everything that is break the public' s wi ll , the DMV be OK. good, polite and friendly. They are a nd their compukr system have Many months later, the DMV's completely agai nst the notion of once agai n claimed the advantage. grip on my jugular tightened; I customer service. They ascribe to I recently became a casualty of needed to renew my registqltion. the attitude that they are there for this war of attrition - another After I waded through their our benefit. And if they have to forgotten statistic notched into the infamous lines, l was confronted stoop to the degrading act of DMV's sinister belt of depraved with the ful l unmitigated fury of ~ ... actually providin g service for us, arrogance. The heartless their new computerized weapon. the peons, then they will do so in machinations who once served as Their comp uter said I had n o the most painfully annoying and clerks but now act simp ly as insurance - never mind the fact enraging manner possible. terminal jockeys dissected me into that I had PROOF of insurance - Thus the lines at the DMV are insignificant flotsam. They stripped and so I cou ldn 't get my the stuff of legend. If you need to me of my humanity , rent my registration until I filled out an FR- get a n inspection, cha nge your identity asunder and tossed me into 19 form. address, register to vote, find out the oblivion of anonymous data. An FR- 19 form? What did that how many points arc on you r My demise began last June when form have to do with registrati on·? li cense or just use the bathroom at my insurance lapsed for a month. In And didn' t I already do this? Well, the DMV, you better bring the D iamond State, if you it turns out the insurance compan'y something to pass the time (large mistakenly allow your insurance to couldn ' t get a proper fax through to novels, gameboys and textbook lapse, you e nter a lower social the non-service oriented DMV. assignments do the job nicely). caste. You see, to the First State's Coincidence? I think not. But the lines at the DMV are old legislature, the o nl y things more After spending four hours being hat. People know about them and im portant than satiating the told that the computer says I have are prepared to deal with them. The gluttonous insu ranee industr y no insurance, that my proof of DMV no longer has th e element of woul d be either be nding over for being in sured right now doesn't surprise. Kn owing they are starting the credit and banking industry or even matter because last June I

The vocal performance major and the blue-haired ladies

Wh erein the oft been remarked that good musicians are Curiously enough, it i.s these old women No, the average singer must spend at least human survivors of a period of history awhor rambles at those whose intellect has prepared them for who control the entire <' li scipline of singing 20 out of 24 hours of the day in grueling during whic h classical singing was as length upon the being an engineer or a scientist, but whose and whose approval we must curry if we are labor, preparing to meet the aforementioned popular as styles such as "rap" and "country" difficulties of love of free time and pleasant conversation to succeed at our profess io n. The old women old woman. If he is a man, he must s pend are now, but it is certainly a great leap of being a double­ has inclined them toward pleasing tunes. are, in effect, all-power( ·u.l in their influence five hours ironing and pressing his suits, faith to suppose that classical singing was major in English And it has furthermore been suggested that upon the profession olf classical singing. three on his hair, two on shaving properly, ever popular, given its esoteric subjects and Literature and good singers are muc h like musicians, but This is partly due to the : fact that they have and ten hours per day on manicures. The abstract melodies. It is an interesting mystery V o c a l without any of the intellectual gifts. managed to live long er 1ough to accumulate same is generally true of women, although in any event, and one that perhaps some Performance, and And so I chose to learn about singing in considerable sums of m()mey, sums that they the length of time spent on manicures must future investigation might shed light upon. concludes the hopes that it would be the lesser of my labors occupy their declining y·ears with assuring be, obviously, proportionally longer. Interestingly enough, although the dying world will most at this fair institute of higher learning; yet it that their descendants \I Ii 11 get very little of As an interesting aside: the origin and of one's hair is an offense for which the likely end Holding the Center has been by far the greater. One might well it, and partly because <)Illy the old women influence of these old women has been the transgressing singer will be excommunicated tomorrow at Evan Williford surmise that the investigation of the large and the students of sing ing themselves have subject of much interest and quiet out of all important singing events, the old sundown. number of interpretive possibilities, issues the desire to see classica 1 concerts. These old speculation in the vocal community. Some women frequently allow themselves the and theoretical frameworks for all the women sit by the drov es on the boards of have speculated that they are the last option of dying their hair blue. Perhaps it is ' As I planned my college career armed literary works ever created would be a trustees of all the sym phonic and operatic remnants of a once-mighty super-race of in a kind of self-compensation for t)te fact with only the fresh-faced optimism of youth number far closer to the infinite than mere organizations, fund < lll vocal that age has acted as an agent of conformity and a high-school diploma, I had but two mortals may comprehend. Yet in the study of competitions and awotrds, and on their hair, reducing the (presumably) desires. As for the first, I wished to provide literature, all possibilities are (in theory, at single-handedly keep the once-youthful plethora of shades to two myself with the means for purchasing the least) catalogued, and most of these have discipline of classicall singing And it has furthermore choices: gray or white. This extra tint, while necessities of life: bread and water, a roof long been dismissed as probable dead-ends, away from the ravages c 1f the free curious, certainly does enliven the color over my head, a Jaguar in the driveway, a amenable to the research of only the hoariest market. Since most sir 1g;ers are, been suggested that scheme of the parquet circle, as seen from sauna out back on the deck - perhaps even of graduate students. In the end, by virtue of their des ire to be the cheap seats in the balcony. Most likely it some music on the stereo to enliven the undergraduates all end up writing about the singers, not really brigl ll enough is some chemical in this dye that would small, lonely hours of the early morning. same things. to hold down any of the more good singers are much explain their strange propensity toward And so I chose to be an English major. On the other hand, being so lacking in lucrative positions in the fast­ funding unpopular arts. It is, of course, a complete and utter definables (the only things any three vocal food industry, they m ust make like musicians, but However, in spite of the fact that my quest misperception that English majors are only teachers will agree upon regarding the frequent inroads into th< ! fortunes for relaxation and idle time has been suited for a life of burger-flipping at the local profession of singing is that one must stand of the wealthy to sustain frustrated by the profession of singing, I McDonald's. In fact, our in-depth knowledge up straight, open the mouth wide and try not themselves. without any of the console myself with the thought that my of the thematic considerations of the world's to spit on the audience too much), vocal It is this activity 1(and not English major has provided me with the writers fits us for a number of tasks in students s pend a large amoun t of time practice, in actuality) wlJ'Jch takes intellectual gifts. means for assuring the life of modest leisure ' today's fast-food economy, such as french­ learning the sublime. We stay in small, up the majority of a sin: ger's life. I crave. Why , just the o ther day I was fry maintenance, salad management and unpleasantly decorated and poorly lit For, not having been ble ssed with tentatively contacted by a prospective even for entrance into the exciting and practice rooms for hours at a time, singing a great amount of intel ll ect as I mentioned humans, reduced to whimsical and quixotic employer: apparently a local McDonald's is rapidly expanding field of soft-serve the same songs over and over. We spend previously, beginning si ngers are faced with philanthropy to stave off ennui and in need of a reliable fry-management dynamics (many aspire, but few succeed). weeks and months rehearsing for brief relatively few things 1 Jhey must learn for extinction, while others have even supposed professional, and there may even be Nonetheless, I felt I needed a respite from concerts which are attended by very few performance. This is p resumably in hopes them to be the enigmatic agents of a mighty possibility for advancement. the arduous, albeit highly renumerative, task people, most of whom are students like that the less they have t o memorize, the less cosmic empire, quietly manipulating events of investigating the great writers of the ages ourselves who would themselves like to be chance there is for luck less singers to forget on Earth for the betterment (or ruin) of Evan Williford is an editorial columnist at I 0 pages a shot. And so I chose to take a onstage, and the remaining few are very old their lyrics and begin :si nging the "Star­ mortal humans. A simpler explanation has for The Review. Send e-mail responses to second degree: vocal performance. For it has and mostly female. Spangled Banner" in de~;peration . been advanced that they are simply the last [email protected]. A10 . THE REVIEW • February 2, 1996

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~-..~~E'~ ~-i:!J V .l . • • r Friday, February 2, 1996 TV dad Townsend can still 'HOllywood Shuffie' • excited, and say, 'They're gonna whip me, Shuffle," amused audiences and ridiculed the movie, you helped me." Once 'Partners In Crime' with HBO, the actor/ Momma."' stereotypes that prevent black actors from taking Townsend said he appreciates the opportuni­ The last straw came, Townsend said, when "a power roles intended for whites. ty to touch people's lives with his filmmaking. director is now the head of the 'Parent'Hood' Canadian director who had no concept of blacks Increasing the range of black movies to "It's giving back to people what I Kad as a kid," outside of movies tried to tell me how to be include more positive images, like those found he said. BY KELLY BROSNAHAN preferred cards. Wardrobe went on the Sales black. I started to die." in the recent blockbuster "Waiting to Exhale," He is currently working on a television series Ctn Nt!W'i Editor- Fifth Avenue card and paint on the Sears and In 1987, the ever-present movie stereotypes would reduce the stereotypes still present in the seen on Tuesday nights at 7:30 on the WB net­ Robert Townsend is a natural storyteller. The Montgomery Ward Cards. prompted Townsend to make "Hollywood movie industry, Townsend said. "We need some work called "Parent ' Hood," which explores the most distressful calamity becomes a humorous "I couldn't pay the crew, but I could put gas Shuffle," a semi-autobiographical account of the kind of balance in our movies. Not everyone life of a middle-class African-American family. anecdote with him telling the tale. He man<> ges in theiJ car with the Texaco and Sunoco cards;· ordeals faced by an aspiring minority actor. lives in the ghetto." Each episode of the series, which stars to make the very best out of the seemingly worst he said. Filmed in 14 days spread out over two-and-a­ Townsend told the story of when he was in Townsend as a college professor, pokes fun at situation. In the end, Townsend said the final tab on his half years, the movie provided a comedic look at France following the success of "Hollywood family life, but in such a way that it communi­ Like the time he financed his first movie, cards was $100,000. He lucked out; the movie life- with a serious edge. Shuffle." A French journalist approached him cates family values as well as delivering a punch '·Hollywood Shuffle," with a stack of credit was a success, making $10 mil­ Creating a movie on such a tight budget pro­ and asked him about "the state of the nigger." At line. lion and propelling Townsend vided its own share of laughs. "We drove all that point, he said, he realized images and The 39-year-old filmmaker warns those into the spotlight. But he never around in a van looking for places to do a stereotypes can travel around the world. cradling lofty dreams to protect themselves. "Be forgot what it took to get there. scene," he recollected. "I would direct it in the "Because these movies create a vibe aero s careful who you surround yourse lf with," he Townsend spoke to a van , then we would get out and do the scene. the world, people may think this is how all said, "that person could kill your dream." Like crowded Rodney Room audi­ Then the traffic light would change and we'd get African Americans are," he said. his mother who encouraged him to pursue his ence in the Perkins Student back in. It was that fast." While filming hi s third movie "Meteor Man" dream, Townsend spurs on would-be filmmak­ Center Monday night in the In 1991, hi s success with "Hollywood in Baltimore, he was approached by a man who ers: "Everybody's gena find their own way.'' final lecture series celebrating Shuffle" led to "Five Heartbeats," a movie about claimed to have seen "The Five Heartbeats" 20 While he does not side with those favoring "100 years of American the rise of a 1960s singing group, based loosely times. The man said he had been strung out on censorship, he believes filmmakers should be Cinema." on the R&B group The Dells. Though the movie heroin, but had recently gotten over the addic­ held accountable for what is being produced. "If The Chicago native, who garnered critical acclaim, it failed at the box tion because of Townsend 's movie . As the man you're feeding people a lot of poison, you need also directed "The Five office. "The movie revealed a piece of my walked away, Townsend said the man told him, to take responsibility for those images on the Heartbeats" and "Meteor heart," he said. "Even if you didn't make a quarter off the screen," he says. "There's gotta be another way.'' Man," claims his love of In an interview after movies stems from watching the speech, Townsend, television day and night after who described himself being kept inside by his mother as a mix between who was afraid he would join a R;chard Pryor and Bill gang. Cosby, said his movies "My nickname was 'TV have their own voice Guide' when I was little vastly different from because every character you most of the flicks being could name, I could do," he made today. said, making his point with "I didn't take the pop­ dead-on impersonations of ular path of the moment Humphrey Bogart in with my movies," he "Casablanca'' and Bill Cosby said while eating vanilla in "I. Spy," before admitting to ice cream, "but I am the enthusiastic crowd, "I can happy doing the movies do every character in the I want to do." Wizard of Oz, including the Indeed, mainstream dog.' " would not be the word to Ironicall y, it was these same J J-!E REVIEW I Josh Withers describe Townsend's movies that initially prevented l'he orre and only "Meteor Man" Robert Townsend. movies. The comedy in Townsend from making full use "Hollywood Shuffle" is cards. of his talents. He felt he could only aud ition for razor sharp, but it serves "I had been praying for a sign telling me th at pimp and slave roles, parts with one or two lines a dual purpose. Hi s por­ shouldn ' t finish making the movie, when I and a great amount of stereotype. trayal of "Rambro," a came back from being on the road and found all "At first I was really glad that I was getting black version of Rambo these application for credit cards," Townsend any parts at all ," Townsend said about those THE REVIEW I Josh Withers 111 "Hollywood said. "So I financed the whole movie on the e early slave roles. "I used to call my family, all The multi-talented Townsend, who starred in, co-wrote and directed the magnificent 1991 film "The Five Heartbeats," works a packed Rodney Room Monday night.

• :The Peppers' new flavo~: The biology professor who grows ,. viruses. Computer viruses. tastes great, more filling BY DEREK HARPER ble for people to feel that computers arc invisible." Feutures Editor People tend to work better on computers that are user­ The threat of computer viruses stealthily creeping unde­ friendly, that don't seem to fight you when they are used, it BY PETER BOTHUM " BioodSugarSexMagik." The band has ·under­ tected into America's information infrastructure have seems, and this research into computer viruses they hope Enterratnment Editor gone several personnel changes and a near-meta­ become a media-hyped doomsday scenario. The ability of will tease out the special, untapped properties of cyberspace. Bands that stay the same tend to get old and morphisis mu sicall y. these only partly understood bugs to crash parts of the glob­ Ray's employers ~ope his virus work will somehow make stale, and usuall y fade away faster than Dexy's The biggest change is a result of the revolving al computer network have almost everyone concerned, as computers easier to use , possibly even re sulting in commer­ Midnight Runners. Bands that change complete­ door that the band's guitar slot has become. they seem the work of madmen. cial properties. The viruses could perhaps be tinkered with, ly don 't do too well ei ther. Did anyone say John Frusciante, who replaced founding Pepper Cyberspace is a vastly empty realm, populated by pro­ as humans have done through selecti ve breeding of animals Van Halen') Hillel Slovak when he died of a heroi n overdose grams created specifically for it. However, instead of Adam throughout hi story, and made to produce a heretofore The secret to success, and a career marked by in 1988, quit after Lollapalooza '92 due to over­ and Eve, zebras and trout. the god of the imaginary comput­ unknown product. longevity and criti cal acclaim seems to be musi­ whelming stress. Arik Marshall finished up the er universe hath rendered up WordPerfect and Lotus 1-2-3. Ray himself is fond of comparing this digital growth to cal evolution. U2 switched gears and scored big­ tour, but was dismissed when the time came to What would happen if in stead of creation, someone the Cambrian Explosion, an event in biology that created the time with 1987's "The Joshua Tree," and agai n record again. allowed something to evolve in this space, where programs first multi-cellular life and laid the path for later life. He said with 1992's "Achtung Baby," and R.E.M. has that make copies of themselves could adapt to thei r ever­ he can ' t predict where the experiments will go. just as a vis­ changed their sound on every one of their releas­ See related story on The Rentals, changing surroundings? itor to the planet then could never have imagined the es. dating back to the eclectic folk-pop of 1983's page B3. This sounds a lot like the anti-social hacker stereotype, salmon, grass, and squirrels that inhabit it now. "Murmur" and the fuzzed-up, pure rock force of the loner who is bitter at the world and revenges himself Currently, Ray is a very busy man. "Check my web page 1995's "Monster." The Peppers then decided to hold open try­ thusly. for my travel plans," read his e-mail after a long chase to When th e Red Hot Chili Peppers - lead outs for the guitarist position, hoping to stumble Or it is university pro­ track him down.~t is near­ singer Anthony Kiedi s, bassist Flea, drummer upon someone who would make the chemistry fessor Tom Ray, and his ly impossible to catch Chad Smith and guitarist Dave Navarro- come just right. surprising idea for the him . He is in Seattle one careening into the CoreStates Spectrum in Their search yielded former Mother Tongue virtual landscape of day addressing Microsoft, Philadelphia on Tuesday, they will be a very dif­ guitarist Jesse Tobias, who was let go after only computers. then out in Santa Fe, New ferent band than the one that last came through Initially a biologist Mexico the next. Finally, town, touring behind 1991 ' s see PEPPERS page B3 with a strong interest in in an e-mail interview, the incredible variation Ray says he has not of species found in the taUght here si nce the fall rain forest, Ray later of 1993, and isn't return· shifted his attention to ing until 1997. He is on the "possible jungle of "extended leave" from cyberspace. He has spent the university, which has the better part of hi s aca­ allowed him to pursue his demic career trying to goal of computer evolu­ populate this virtual tion. world. The idea for digital evo­ lt is hts belief that lution came to Ray when short computer programs he was studying real, live that can make additional plants in the Costa Rican copies of themselves - jungle. He first had a copies that are occasion­ chance to study the nor.a ally slightly different and fauna of the j un gle as frqm their parents - are a 19-year-old Florida a way that computers State University under­ will communicate with grad. He returned repeat­ humans in the future. edly, and as a grad st.u· Currently, Ray spends dent he worked toward much time in Kyoto, his doctorate in tropical Japan, working for ATR ecology there, studying Commu ni cations the behavior of tropical Systems Research vines. Laboratories. Ray says Here, nature, uncon­ • • Courtesy of Warner Bros. I Marina Chavez they want a strained by human ~uck my kiss!" The wild and wacky Red Hot Chili Peppers (from left): drummer "human/machine inter­ ...~ had Smith, guitarist Dave Navarro, bassist Flea and lead singer Anthony Kiedis . face that makes it possi- see VIRUS page M: ...• !:~. . • • B2 • THE REVlt:W • February 2, 1996

•, ·.··.:4 :·.··.::~ f'\1 :,. .\ qi' Stray Tracks ~~ Deep inside the mind, soul With the exception of a few big ing the original Woodstock in 1969 and th·roat of Tori Amos shows, the last couple of weeks with his blistering, angry rant have been pretty slow on the live "Freedom,'' and for the eclectic way Boys for Pete women love her; smart young men say all her stuff music front. All that changes this he strums and bangs out guitar Tori Amos sounds the same'' about Tori Amos. Then they go to weekend, as some pretty strong acts chords. The American Dream, a Atlantic one of her concerts and a group of 45-year-old Hell's take the stage for shows that won't huge local act of the late '60s. will Rating: -:ruuu Angels clad in black leather vests holding bouquets tear a hole in your piggy bank. also be appearing. of red roses chant, "Tori, Tori, Tori." . Who says you can't see a show The show gets staned at 8:30, BY HEATHER MOORE It is t[ue, as some of her critics claim, that some of j for a good price nowadays? Eat and tickets are only $9.50. This is your hean out, Pearl Jam. practically highway robbery to ee E.uculi\~ Edrtor her Deep Meanings fall flat in "Boys for Pele" (the Tori Amos has an intimacy some would prefer to title refers to human sacrifice and the Hawaiian vol­ a show featuring two legends of live without. cano). Take the art on her liner notes, for example. FRIDAY AND SATURDAY rock and an excellent former popu­ In "Mr. Zebra," the fifth song on her just-released There's a picture of Amos in rags looking longingly lar local staple. third album "Boys for Pele," she sings so close to the out a window. There's also a piglet, cradled in Tori's / OK, so the Bam Door / Former Till Tuesday microphone that when she says the word "cold ," you arms, sucking on her nipple. On the album cover, " in Wilmington isn 't exact- " lead s(nger Aimee Mann can hear the spit in her mouth - on her lips, on the Amos sits next to a dead rooster and above a coiled ly a haven for the legends will also be in Philly back of her tongue, at her throat opening. And along snake, covered in mud and holding a rifle. Urn, huh? 1of rock. But the cozy bar does allow Saturday. Mann, who is touring in with her red hair and talent for singing over piano You get the feeling some of this melancholy tor­ the under 21 crowd in (for a $5 support of her fantastic second solo chords, breathing 1oud enough for us to hear is Tori tured artist shtik i n't particularly sincere and maybe of her songs. cover charge), and this weekend effort "I'm With Stupid," wiU head­ Amos' trademark. Tori justs wants you to think she's as blue as her Amos is also the woman who, on her second they' ll be se!Ving up another nice line an excellent show at the In "Little Amsterdam" - a bluesy, bass-heavy native orth Carolina skies. album "Under the Pink,'' complains '·God sometimes platter of local music. Theatre of the Living Arts (on song about an interracial romance in a small And, granted, she does appear a little artistically you just don't come through" and then quickly asks , On Friday alternative acts Bliss South Street). Semisonic, a three­ Southern town and the best track on the album- we indulgent, giving into every whim and presuming her with a bit of a smirk, "Do you need a woman to look 'and Senator Joe take the stage, and piece, '70s-rock sounding band that even hear her swallow. Oddly enough it's this same audience will find all her id1osyncras1es adorable. after you?" And on "Boys'" ''Father Lucifer" she's 99 Degrees. Tommy Griggs and uses some pretty strange electronic intimacy, this Immediacy, that left men squirming in Maybe a couple of the album's 18 self-produced one of the few who could pull off asking, "How's Bags of Nickels highlight a night of toys on stage to pepper their songs their seats after listening to her first album "Little songs should have had another producer. your Jesus Christ been hanging?'' rock on Saturday. Both shows get with, will be opening up. Semi sonic Earthquakes," in which Amos described her own rape But most of the time it just doesn't matter. Her In "Way Down," however, she makes a failed staned around 9:30. has described themselves as being a in the sung "Me and a Gun." sound is so good, her voice so sweet and sexy, her attempt to gel gospel on u . There's a choir, yes, but / Wilmington pub band that plays "trance-rock make­ But one of the indications of Amos' greatness is piano so powerful (a child prodigy. Amos was play­ the song goes nowhere. gelling our hopes up for a " Boulecaps, located at 9th out music." the intensity with which her fans and enemies adore ing at two-and-a-half and composing at four) that a crescendo of spirituality only to fade after a mere and Orange, has Things get started at 8 and tick­ and despi e her. Celebrated as a warrior for female little pretentiousness isn't such a sin. minute and 13 seconds. rock/alternative outfit Mental Aoss ets are $13.50. independence and denounced as a pretentious bab­ In ''Blood Roses;· Amos experiments with the During the re st of ''Boys," though, Amos shout aboard Friday, and the hot band / Since when does a bler. Amos, 32, is truly a modern female. baroque sounds of the harpsichord, organ and church out her u ual femmine, am using. erotic, confessional Zilch Saturday. One Boulecaps " swimming pool equip- ·'one's got her quite figured out. bells. The daughter of a Methodist preacher, she laces fantasies - layered with dis;onance, deep moans worker couldn't stop raving about ment mechanic .: Zilch. large gobs of critical acclaim? Not Rock critic~ love to write things like '·Smart young religious imagery throughout this and a vast majority and falsetto chants- and it does the trick. "Zilch jams, they're a very good very often, unless he happens to be I alternative outfit, a lot like Pearl Philadelphia singer/ songwri T.ife I Jam. The lead singer is incredible," guitarist Jack Logan. He will be In the Stores MiniPlus The Cardigans he says. appearing with his band The Wedding Present Minty Fresh Both Friday's and Saturday's Cabinet at South Street bar Different Class Cooking Vinyl Rating: ".'r>'( ~'t: shows get underway around 9:30. Dobb on Friday night. Pulp Rating: .;.'c~'r Cheese occupies a special niche in music. It is too / On Saturday the Deer Logan's first album, "Bulk," is Island Records often overlooked or overplayed. That is a shame. " Park has rock/blues band massive 42-song set recorded over because a big double helping of fine frommage can Rating: th'r~'l How many songs about love, lust, and broken Nitecaps will perform at years of studio work. His latest tour absolutel y make some albums. relationships can one band write? 1 9:30, accompanied by the regular is in support of his excellent new The music media have been caught off-guard and The Wedding Present seems to always be up to It has to be the right kind of cheese. though. There . special on Rolling Rock ($1.50 bot­ disc, "Mood Elevator." Tickets are asleep. All of the fanzines and magazines have com­ the challenge, especially on this, a specially aug­ are cheesy albums that resemble moldy, pre-sliced, tles, $4 pitchers). $7, and the show gets under way supermarket-bought American, and there arc some that pletely missed a truly historic event: the legendary '80s mented version of the album "Mini .'' It is called an / The legendary Electric 10. are smooth provolone. The Cardigan's "Life'' is the band The Psychedelic Furs has reformed, and David album, but at nine songs and 27 minutes, it flies by " Factory. which reopened aural equivalent of that rare provolone. Easy on the Bowie has emerged as their lead singer and songwriter. like the Austin Mini Countryman MK II featured at a new location (North SUNDAY palate. and not too difficult to enjoy, this album would Wait a second, that's just Pulp and their new album prominently on the cover. 7th and Willow) after a 25-year hia­ sound great with some crackers and wine. "Different Class." l could have sworn that was Ziggy And with song titles like "Drive," "Convertible;· tus, will celebrate the 28th anniver­ Kick back today and Some se1ving suggestions from this include the lead "Sports Car," and "Go, Man, Go'' one may suspect sary of Electric Factory Concerts get ready for the new Stardust crooning over the synthesizer-driven mood track "Carnival," "Rise & Shine·· and the surprising pop of "Common People" and "Mis-shapes.'' this pop band will finally earn the respect of "Road (the ticket outlet) with a fantastic semester to hit you like cover of Black Sabbath's ··sabbath Bloody Sabbath." and Track." how on Saturday. The Band, who an 18-wheeler without brakes. You No matter. The band flints at both artists without On a whole. this album harkens back to some of the However, just as on every album of theirs, the taned running with Bob Dylan in could trot over to the Deer Park for really stealing from either of them. And the 12 fantastic easy-listening music of the 1960s, as well as some of singer sings songs about getting screwed over by the late '60s and en joyed a long a little jazz (and a whole lot of beer) 1 songs on "Different Class" are amazingly diverse, rang­ the newer post-iock easy listening pieces created by love in a voice that sounds like he is chewing ten­ ing from a fresh, crisp sound - happy and buoyant Combustible Edison and April March. association with the seminal folk with the Earl Rice Band. Show enough to bounce to - to a more mellow vibe that penny nails. A nice album, but not much different At times, this album sound unbelievably cheesy to singer, will co-headline the celebra­ stans at 9:30. • could put you to sleep or calm you down. from the band's other efforts. the modem ear. but like I said, cheese is a necessary tion with folk icon Richie Havens. ingredient of any rr;usical sandwich. 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For Friday, February 2, 1996 BY MARGUERITE STABOSZ of her tail fin 1n exchange for some of Newark Cinema Center (737-3720) Staff Reporter Allison's scales, which a ll ow the starfish to (AO times good through Sun .. Feb. 4) compose music for the community of sea-life. Leaving Las Vegas t :45 (Sat., Sun .), 5:15, AQUARIUS (JAN.20-FEB.18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) ''On my way to dream today, I met the Today as things are winding It is very likely that you will meet This fantasy world becomes so deep that the 7:30, 10:00 (Fri .. Sat.) From Dusk Till bejeweled elephants dancing, stomping to the down, don't get too relaxed. a celebrity today, possibly reader may forget the story is merely an hour­ 1 Dawn 8:0U, I 0: I 'i (Fri .. Sat.) Big Bully jungled circus sounds." 2:00 (Sat, Sun .. ), 5.30 White Squall 1:30 Another dilemna is right around Mathew Sweet. Beware of stray long session of time that Allison shares with a (Sat .. Sun.). 5:00, 7:45 , 10:00 (Fri., Sat.) the corner for you. _. dogs. -Salome Casade psychologist. As the question-and-answer session PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) VIRGO (AUG.23-SEPT.22) Regal Peoples Plaza 13 (834-85t0) "On My Way to Dream" IS a novel by between the therapist and Allison continues, (All times guoJ through Thurs .. Feb. 8) Someone you've been thinking of Things clear up between you and Salome Casade describing the dreams and Toy Story I :00, 4:00. 7:00 Sense and takes notice today, but he or she is your best friend. If you stumble Allison begins to imagine she is the psycholo­ pseudo- realities of a young woman who calls Sens.ibility 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50 Mr. vauguc in their intentions. Make upon a news event stay clear of gist. asking herself questions. Her clear Io.ss of Hqjhlnd 's Opus 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 your move. second-rate reporters; you could herself Allison Wonderland. Allison is a 23- boundaries displays her gift to transform the fu"l)inji 1: 10, 4: 10. 7:10. 9:35 White be misquoted. year-old schiLophrenic woman who lives with­ material world into an illusory realm. If she Squall I: 10, ~ : 10.7: 10. 9:50 An Eye for an ARIES (MA RCH 21-APRIL in the fantasy land of her mind. were within a society that embraced dreaming, Eye I :25. 4:25, 7:25 , 9:55 Don ' t be a 19) LIBRA (SEPT. 23-0CT. 22) Casade's style of writing imitates a schizo­ fantasy and visualization. Allison would be Menace I 0:05 Bed of Roses 1:15, 4: 15 , The temptation to sit in front of If you see your shadow when you 7:15. 9:45 Black Sheep I :35, 4:35. 7:35, phrenic's sense perceptions: sights are magni­ the tube and eat a lot of food is come out of your house, you will revered as a teacher, a healer and an interpreter 10:10 The Juror t· t:, 4:15. 7: 15, 9:55 fied. blurred; sounds are amplified, distorted; strong today, but fight it; there's a have seven days of bad luck. If of visions. Though within her reality selection, 1 Twelve Monkeys 1:05, 4:05 , 7:05. 10:00 smells and tastes are intercha ngeable, and Grumpier Old Men 4:20. 7:20, 9:40 whole new world out there. A wad you don' t, seven days of good the world most painfully real to her is the one Allison·s tactile sense is muted by a fascina­ Screamers 1:30, 4:30. 7:30, 10:10 From of money can be found if you luck. of being a member of a family of human Dusk Till Dawn 1:20,4:20, 7:20. 10:05 Bio look hard enough. tion with 100 percent cotton cloths. beings who live on earth. Dome 1:05, 7:05 Big Bully I :20 SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) The story begins with a flashback: Allison is At one point, the therapist asks Allison to TAURUS (APRIL20-MAY 20) Welcome an old friend who has describing her first suicide attempt to a Christiana Mall (368-9600) Be careful today. The stars are crossed you with open arms. imagine what her reality would be like if she transpersonal psychologist. She recounts a (All times good through Mon .. Feb. -l) burning bright in your sign, and Forgive and forget is the best pol­ had been born a dolphin instead of a human. Toy Story 12:00. 2:00. 4:00. 6: 15. 8: 15. the potential for an accident is tcy. memory of finding a wild mushroom in the Again, the author integrates the use of water to 10:00 Eye for an Eye 12:00. 2:30. 4:45. stronger than usual. woods through which she often wandered. represent the womb to bathe Allison's tensions 7:15. 9:50 Twelve Monkeys 12 :30, 3:30. SAGITTARIUS(NOV.22-DEC. Upon eating the mushroom. a mental head spin for purposes of healing. 7:30. 10:15 Waiting to Exhale 1:30.4:15. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) 21) occurs. and the author begins to weave a tapes­ Within her dolphin world, Allison recog­ 7:00. 9:-lSl\lr. Holland's Opus 12:15,3:30. Sweetness follows you today Stay on top of things today. It is try of fanciful images. sounds and feelings. 7:00. 10:00 wherever you go. Your senses are very i mportanl that you and one nizes dolphin play and behavior as natural and The novel takes a bizarre twist when Allison on fire and every door seems to be of your very best friends have a comfortable. She is then guided back toward Cinemark Movies 10 (994-7075) wide open. o ne-on-one talk; things haven' t realizes she is describing what happened to her her human form, carrying wnh her the calm (All times good through Thurs.. Feb. 8) been as sweet as they s~hould be. years ago. Time di tortion begins when the and peaceful qualities of the dolphin world. White Squall I :00, 4:10, 7:05, 10:00 CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) psychologist hypnotizes Allison. The trance Casade's characters develop as Allison IS Biodomc 10:05 Jumanji 12:45. 3:05. 5:25, The accusations are flying today, CA PR ICORN(DEC.22-J AN. inductions arc very effective. and as one 1s given a chance to hold the reigns on her s leigh 7:45 Black Sheep I :25, 3:25. 5:30, 7:35 , but pay no mind. Those who point 19) 9:50 Bed of Roses I: 15 , 3:20. 5:25. 7:30. reading the book. it feels like the story is one their fingers no nothing of which Go wild today. You and you only ride of flights of fancy into the realm of day 9:45 Grumpier Old Men 12:50. 3:00. 5:10, prolonged. soft, lofty ethereal hypnotic trance. they speak. Stay strong. And control the key to your destiny. lf dreams. She then learns to guide herself into 7:20. 9:30 The Juror I :05, 4:20, 7:10. The beginnings of her trance are very sooth­ 10:05 From Dusk Till Dawn 1:20. 4:1:. don't forget to lock your front things get out of control just ride altered states of consciousness, reflecting 7:15, 9·55, Sense and Sensibility 1:05, door on the way out of your it out; a wave of emotions is the ing and relaxing. Womb-like warmth and sug­ upon her daily patterns and rituals, keeping the 4:00, 7 00, 9:55, Heat 5:40, 9:15 Big Bully hou e. very best thing. gestions of total comfort and safety are patterns that help her and discarding the out­ 1:00, 3:15 described by the therapist. Allison is reminded dated thought and behavior patterns she no of her cesarean birth, and confusion sets in as longer finds useful. she recalls the loss of connection to her This book is fictional, though it presents an PLATTERS THAT MATTER: '·womb room," as she calls it. alternative look at the way our society deals ·'I am like a mockingbird pie, warm inside with the imaginatively inclined daydreamer. the shell with other mockingbirds cut to Alternative Albums Record Sales Sin~:les For those who wish to discover more about Rap pieces. As the king cuts through the shell, dis­ courtesy ofWVUD's "Clming Edge" courtesy of Rainbow Records courtesy ofWVUD's "Club 91.3" hypnosis, the story offer multiple trance­ solving our warmth, he is d e lighted by our inducing paragraphs, as well as detailed I. Viva La Woman I. Boys for Pele I. "California Love" being there for ~.im , and we are saddened to Cibo Mallo Tori Amos Tt1 Pac accounts rich In sensory descriptions of leave the warmth." 2. Scare Your Roommate 2. Daydream 2. "Soul Food" Allison 's hypnotic reveries. Compilation Mariah Carey The Goodie Mob The psychologist suggests Allison re-expe­ Allison writes in her journal after the ses­ Various Artists 3. Jagged Little Pill 3. ''Fugeela" rience a natural birth, through the birth tunnel. sion, " Good day sunshine, good night moon­ 3. The Cult of Ray Aianis Morrisette The Fugees In her mind, Allison plunges into a sea, light." She decides ·to channel her fantasy Frank Black 4. Sixteen Stone 4. ''Tonite's the Night'' imagining she is a fetal mermaid. An entire world into fictional writing, as suggested by 4. Me. Me. Me. Bush Kriss Kmss chapter is devoted to her fantasy of developing the therapist. And with that, the tale of Allison Air Miami 5. What's The Story (Morning 5. ''Liquid Swords" into a mermaid, when finally encountering a Wonderland ends, leaving the reader with 5. I Wonder (10 inch) Glory)? The Genius starfi h near the shore. This starfish trades her many lands to wander and to wonder. Shallow Oasis two points of his star so she can graw legs out February 2, 1996 • THE REVIEW • B3 -Dreyfuss' latest flick has Oscar singing sweet music

experi ence music, his Lennon 's ''Beautiful Boy," which The veteran actor plays a passionate greatest love. Music Dreyfuss tearfully sings to Cole, sums up music man bent on achieving his i the fo-rce that tears the film's mes age with one line: ''Life is the fami ly apart, but it what happens while you're busy making -~ltimate dream: an opus also binds them other plans:· Thts is what happened -to together. When John Holland. but the film remains optimi6ti~ Mr. Holland's Opus c o n - Lennon dies and Cole about this somewhat depressing fact. Disney trived. feels the impact, Some inconsistencies within the filrv Rating: 'Cf~hi~r T h e Holland realizes. he exisL It's a stretch that someone wou)d f law e d has underestimated c hange as quickly as Holland does. How he BY ERIN RUTH c harac­ his SOIL is transformed from a boring, bitter teac'het Swff Rt~pmta ters are Ho lland's life is not into a motivating. funny hero in the span of In the glitz and glamour of Hollywood easy to what he -.vo uld have a few short months is a mystery. But Films, success is often defined in terms of c a r e predicted. The more Dreyfuss gives a moving performance· by bow many blonde bombshells hang onto the a b o u t he gets into teaching singing and crying in public, and Holland's FBI agent's arm and on how much cash was because (complete with speedy shift in attitudes is forgiven. pent on the Olympic-sized pool. Precious t h e y instructing Driver's An annoying, albeit minor, gripe is a Sc reen-time is not devoted to lowly teach­ s c e m Education and the classroom scene where Holland is teachrng, ~rs, who usually have skimpy paychecks real. marching band), the and one boy picks a fight with another stu­ a:nd beat-up cars. A n further he strays from dent. Holland asks to peak to the boy after : Sometimes it's just nice to get away from amazin g his dream of becom­ class and asks him "Are you stoned again''" ~e good-looking film star who has too Richard Cou11esy of Hollywood Pictures/ Ge111ma La Mana ing a famous compos­ This seemed totally inaccurate: supposedly many one-liners and babes for his own Dreyfuss Star of '80s comedies like "Moon Over Parador" and "Stakeout," Richard er. the kid wa 'iolent because he smoked pot good. There's something reassuring about p I a y s Dreyfuss takes aim at his first Oscar in the more serious "Mr. Holland's Opus." The beautiful high- before class. ~atc hing a touching story of a teacher who G I en n school senior who has The film begins with Holland conducting has a profound effect on his students. Glenn Holland, a musician and composer who speak). but hi s wife's pregnancy puts these a chills-down-the-spine voice and a crush an imaginary orchestra; the ending show~ Holland becomes this teacher (and hero) in reluctantly becomes a teacher for a steady dreams on the backburner. His wife is on Holland represents what he "could have how he has come full circle. he directs a ';Mr. Holland's Opus." paycheck. played by Glenne Headly (''Dirty Rotten been." Hi s dreams arc lived out through the real orche ·tra (though the members may • The film doesn 't have many surprises He is backed by an equally-as-good sup­ Scoundrels"), whose c hildish voice and girl, but after she leaves to pursue her New not be exactly who he had tmagined). Mr. ~specially if you've seen the previews), but porting cast. Olympia Dukakis, looking si ll y flip hairdo are somewhat irritating, York dreams, she is never heard from again, Holland is both flawed and genuine, which ij's predictable in a comforting, familiar remarkably well-preserved, is believable as and detract from her otherwise good perfor­ which is surprising since the rest of the stu­ makes it easy to root for him. ~ort of way. It' simple but not simplified. Principal Jacobs, who is the first to recog­ mance. Jay Thomas (Carla's second hus­ dents are later shown as grown-ups. Not "Mr. Holland's Opus·· doesn't end in the The tear-jerking, PG-rated film follows nize Holland's potential as a teacher. Alicia band Eddie on "Cheers") does an adequate following up with the girl at first seemed to typical "good always prevails over the Solland through 30 years of his life, com­ Witt (recently seen in "Four Rooms") job as the football coach and close friend of be a glaring omission, but it contributed to school board" happy ending of squeaky tJlete with exc.:rpts from music history such seems natural and unstudied as the pig­ Holland. the honesty of the film; it would have been clean movies. and for this be glad. as Ger hwin and Beethoven. After delving tailed. determined clarinet player who The birth of his son does not tone down very easy to show her a~ a huge success The film does not lull the movie-goer ill to the roots, the film concentrates on changes Holland's personal view of teach­ Holland's passion for music. He plays becaus~ of her mentor. into a false sense of contentment like an ljlore contemporary epochs I ike The ing. His son Cole at different ages is played melodies for his unborn son hy holding ear­ It's also strange how Holland does not unrealistic movie with a contrived happy Beatles and John Travolta eras, 'with by only deaf actors (actually, Cole at ages 6 phones up to his pregnant wife's stomach. age throughout the entire movie; seemingly ending. Instead, "Mr. Holland's Opus" is -~ouie, Louie'' by Tht: Kingsmen thrown in and 15 are not actors) which lends to the They even call the child Cole (after jazz overnight his hair turns gray and he sports a satisfying because the tears shed are not for wr good measure. It even features a song overall believability and natural beauty of legend John Coltrane). well-defined paunch. This change is star­ a cheap, contrived plot. but instead for l!Y Boyz II Men. the film. Ironically, Cole is born deaf, a fact tling but underlines the film 's theme of how • The film manages to deliver an emotion­ Holland is obsessed with creating a emphasized by the comparison to Holland himself. who is incredibl) bcli~.:v ­ quickly life passes without mo t people lU message without being overly preachy or musical masterpiece (an "opus,'' so to Beethoven, who lost his hearing late in his able as a man whose teaching~ left .1 lasting life. Holland realizes his son will never realizing. impression on his students. ?TTP production showcases professors' able acting, directing F.riel's 'Faith Healer' is a stirring tale of "the many of the momentous parts of husband who both sustained her Remaining performances of and tomorrow at 12:30 and 7:30 at • his life, from his mother's death to and tore her apart. And despite the "F<,ith Healer'' are tonight at 7:30, Hartshorn Theatre . qbsurd and the momentous" his repeated attempts to heal the accounts of all the times .frank sick. The audience learns of snubbed Grace, or even outright BY MARK E. JOLLY True to PTTP form, "Faith Frank's deprecating perception of rejected her, Sweeney's acting : Admmistratn·e Nl!h'.\ Eduor Healer" is a magnificent reading the sick who come to him for help, allows the audience to understand ~' "The Fantastic Francis Hardy uf a staggering play: the clements who he believes to be utterly hope­ why Grace never left him. F'f\lTH HEALER One Night of writing, acting, directing, set less, coming to him not for heal­ Sweeney's manner of speaking bnly" reads the tattered old yel- design and rostume all blend • ing, but for the confirmati0n that about Frank is rife with affection row banner hanging at the rear of together to create one of the most they are beyond help. Frank also and love, a frustrated love. but 11artshorn Theatre. Its dilapidated engaging nights of storytelling on ~pearance shares wrth the audience that he love all the same. reflects the atmos­ campus thi~ year. ~lrere only feels complete at those rare 'Tague's scene lends much-need­ of the scene: a plain stage, Friel ·~ decision to write his play moments when he can heal a per­ ed comic relief to the play. and dark, with five beaten, wooden without character interactions. son, moments that arc too infre­ Teddy's inclination to look at peo­ c hairs to one side. using soliloquies exclusively quent to lend his life the validity ple's inherent possibilities gives A tired-looking man enters, his instead, makes "Faith Healer" a he craves. his discussions of the more tragic hair unkempt, his overcoat and the dangerous play to stage. However, Leach's performance is com­ cvems, such as the stillborn child port coat underneath wrinkled, as with most risks in theater, when pletely convincing, as he swings of Frank and Grace, a dignified his tic loose around his neck, the performed well, the same decision through moments of introspection feel. Teddy also provides, in most tqp button of his Oxford undone. is what make the play so fasci nat­ to ones of confusion. his vocal and instances, the most reliable infor­ He is Frank Hardy, an Irish faith ing. facial expressions reflecting mation about Frank and Grace's healer who never even really PTTP professors William Leach b~lieved everything from fond remem­ interactions. in himself. as Frank, Su~an Sweeney, who brance to absolute anguish over Tague's portrayal of Teddy · As the lights come up, Frank plays Grace, and Steve Tague in si'and in the middle of the stage, his life. • c learly depicts the slightly less­ the role of Teddy us~ Friel's out­ Sweeney's portion of the show than-intelligent Englishman who f<{ce raised to the sky, eyes closed standing imagery and conversa­ follows the opening scene. and provides insights into not o nly it! concentrati on. He mutters a for­ tional word cl:loices extremely begins the intriguing contradic­ Frank and Grace, but everyone eign incantation softly to himself, adeptly, giving the words human tions and complememary pieces of who has struggled to do their best lingering over the string of names poignancy that makes a good the tri o's story. The characters in bad times and been unable to. of Welsh villages. script a great production. point out lies, half-truths and The production was directed by And thu begins the In Leach's first soliloquy, the ,events forgotten by others while the actors themselves, which gives Professional Theatre Training audience gets its first glimp e into never leaving a conversational the characters' movements and Program's production of Brian the tormented life he's led. tone. They utilize the flexibility of mannerisms a nat ural ness that Friel's "Faith Healer," a play com­ Traveling throughout Scotland, memory that is part of all of our often eludes actors trying to live prised entirely of three characters Frank has spent his life perform­ lives to show how each character up to a director's personal vision. in a series of four o liloquies that ing for the destitute and hopeless has adapted to deal with trauma. Each of the actors responds to the Counesy of Pubhc Relations/ Jack Buxbaum gradually reveal the story of of the small vi II ages. healing a few Sweeney·s Grace is a magnifi­ motion implied by the script, mov­ (From left to right) Teddy (Steve Tague), Frank (William Leach) Frank, hi s wife. Grace, and his but faili ng the vast majority. cently nervous. insecure woman ing as if they were present in the manager. Teddy. He recounts for the audience and Grace (S usan Sweeney) struggle valiantly through their own trying to overcome the death of the memories they recount. personal short comings in Brian Friel's "Faith Healer."

seen in the members themselves. When Slovak died in '88, Kiedi s 'Rentals' harks back to the glorious days of cheese Peppers dropped a heroin addiction and has been clean since. Flea and Navarro Return of the Rentals craftily constructed songs that made of Ric Ocasek, there's plenty of album and their many live dates. continued from page B I have also veered from past troubles The Rentals Weezer a massive success, but The Cars-influenced material on proves hi m~el f a more-than-able with drugs and the law. Mm•e rickl Reprise Rentals go heavier on the moog "Return of the Rentals:· "Please Let lead man on "Return of the two weeks with the band, partly So does al l of this stability mean Rating: -,'(-,'(-;..'( synthesizers and much, mu ch heav­ That Be You" and "Waiting" arc so Rentals." Hi s voice is confident and because be didn ' t fit in too well , the Peppers have mellowed out and ier on the cheesy female back­ close to "My Best Friend's clear, but far from serious or bur-· but mostly because former Jane's lost th ei r trademark insanity? If BY PETER BOTHUM ground vocals. Girlfriend," "Let's Go" or anything dencd hy any sense of importance Addiction guitarist Navarro let it their appearance at Woodstock '94 Entt!rluinmetll Ediwr Listening to " Return of the on "Heartbeat City" that they make or urgency. 1 be known that he was interested in - where they went on-stage with Long live new wave. Rentals'· is pure earl y-'80s bliss. you start having hallucinations of Guitarist Rod Ceruerr is no joining the band. lightbulbs on their heads- serves With bands like Elastica and Blur There·s nothing heavy-handed or Ocasek as a human fly or walking Cumo, but hi exaggerated ax work · So for their 1996 tour and their as any guide, the Peppers are still using an '80s-style edge to pave a serious here, just a bunch of guys on water after a game of PacMan or is supple enough to add ju t enough !&test album, "One Hot Minute," without thei r minds. pathway to popularity and acts such and gals having a whole lot of fun Space Invaders. weight to ground the surrounding Navarro is aboard , and he brings Opening up for th e Peppers' as Flock of Seagulls, Human with a whole lot of expensive Sharp, who supplied Weezer lead cheese. Weezer drummer Pat W.i th him a wailing guitar force that Spectrum date are The Rentals (see League and Duran Duran still hang­ equipment. singer and guitarist Rivers Cumo Wilson, best known for the goofi­ almost seems tailor-made for the album review) and silverchair. ing around and selling a few records "Friends of P," The Rental 's first wi th some nifty background vocals ness he ex udes in all of Weezer's P~ppers ' new sound. "One Hot Hailing from Au stralia, silverchair here and there, it's becoming more single, su ms up the mood of the (mostly falsetto) on the band' videos (most notably for the bad Minute" is funk-lite compared to is known mostly as those 16-year­ and more apparent th at the '80's album perfectl y. toupee he sports in '·Buddy Holly"), I ~8 9's "Mother's Milk'' or 1985's olds who sound like Pearl Jam and new wave sound will not come back Background vocali sts turns in another fantastic effort as "Freaky Styley"; the new stuff is look like Nirvana. Thei r music has in any hu ge blast like th e '70s or Petrr Haden and The Rental's time-keeper. more seriou ' more introspective been called everything from '60s. Cherielynn Westri ck The best thing about "Return of and muc h heavier. Sure, Flea's "superficial" to "childi sh," and the It seems th e fate of new wave bounce around glee- the Rentals" is th at it was made b~ still thumps and shakes, and masses and the critics have dissed music, first brought to prominence fully amid the pound- with a noble cause in mind. Sharp ~l!:dis is till the wild, over- sexed them heavily, although someone by pioneer weirdoes like Gary ing bass and super- says The Rentals wanted to ma_ke ftj nk-maestro, but nothing on the has to like them, because the Newman and Blondie, will ebb and fuzzed guitars, while music they would enjoy listening to new album resembles George album has already surpassed plat­ flow and pretty much stick around Sharp oozes out the and they had no intention to sell a Clinton or early Stevie Wonder. inum status in the States. We like washed-up oil on a cal m beach song in a Thurston return Df pile of records when they sat down Highlights on "One Hot should all be so lucky at age 16. until the end of time. M oore-meets- Ri c THE PtEnTAlS to record the album. Minute" include the spellbinding The Rentals are led by Weezer Continuing in the fine tradition Ocasek croon. Who The band's intentions show quite "w sport high-profile-guitarist album, entitled quite simply, Rentals," the aforementioned band meaningless. generation who are right there :avarro, the biggest change can be "Return of the Rentals.'' specializes in the same catchy, Oh. and speaking behind them. B4• THE REVIEW • February 2, 1996 Clothes most definitely make the man (or the woman)

same so~.:ks all week doesn' t sound the class could have overlooked my symbolize a person's status just as a trendy. rugged or refined. Or if they ally thought the lady was going to a\ bad a\ it did before. noods, too. But upon sitting down, headdress wou!d do in an Indian have simply missed the fashion boat. wear the laces. In fact, the laundry problem gets my entire calves were shining out, tribe. Even the girls who wore jeans The same year, I faced shoe prob­ so bad in between trips home that despite numerous attempts at yank­ One of my roommates had met a with bows and zippers at the ankles lems of my own in tap-dancing the girls I live with often resort to Ing my pant legs back down. I was guy and she attempting to judge his in high school will agree that a pair class. wearing boxers as underwear, and so paranoid that everyone was star­ chancter. Willing to overlook his of old-school pant cuffs are as bad as Being the only student without ' one person in the house even admit­ ing at my fashion faux pas that I Izod shirt, she decided to look fur­ zebra-striped Skidz or Hawaiian her own pair of tap shoes, I had to BY TORY MERKEL ted to "nipping." even considered skipping my second thr~ r- further down. Jams. borrow a pair from the school. As if Cit\ .'V~h-s Editor While getting dressed for class class. Turning to me, she whispered: Perhaps the most horrendous wearing semi -unsanitary shoes was· A friend of mine tells a story yesterday, I found my pair of jeans Evidently, pant cuffs and "Tory, look at his pant cuffs. Are things people have ever put on their n' t bad enough, the shoes had no about an old basketball camp team­ reached their single-year limit. footwear tell a lot about a P,erson. they rolled or are they OK?" feet (and God help anyone who did) metal on the bottom. I was the only mate who wore th e same pai r of Faced with the dilemma of having to Often, when a girl cannot tell Luckily, this one passed the test. are those big, fat neon shoelaces tap-dancer in history to have silent socks every day. find something clean to wear, I whether she likes a guy, his ankle­ But I can't call her shallow for look­ straight out of the 1980s. shuffle-steps. No wonder Fred They were long white tube socks. pulled on my black pants, which and foot wear becomes the factor that ing at his feet. By the time I hit late elementary Astaire looked for a new partner. :"': and one was pulled up all the way to were handed down to me in the ninth makes it or breaks it for him. After all, it is hard to tell a lot school, I am glad to say I outgrew Now that I have reminisced on . his knee, while the other had lost it grade. A big pair of Air Jordans with about a person from the typical bar those laces. I sold them at my neigh­ footwear past, I can identify with the _ elas ti~o:it y and hung limp around his Runlllng late for c lass, I failed to 1989-style rolled-up pant cuffs can talk of: "What's up?", "When did borhood's annual garage sale - old basketball player. Whenever I ankle as he ran up and down the noti ce that the pant legs fell at least be more of a tum off than even you get here?'' and "You taking along with a school picture day feel gloomy I let my chin fall. courts. three in.:hes short of my ankle . If I Wranglers or tighty-whities. classes?" comb - to a nice woman who pre­ Looking at my feet , I use the elastic­ could have remained sf>a nding for A few nights ago, I became fully More telling than small talk, sumably took pity on a young entre­ Now that I li ve in a house without less sock as an inspiration. It just .' a wa hing machine, wearing the m)' enttre lecture, maybe th e rest of aware of how cuffs and shoes can shoes show if a person is athletic, preneur like me. At the time, I actu- never let go. • Dig those crazy beats in a New York exhibition

BY EMlL\ J. RAABE stcr~ can be viewed in an unprecedented ex hi ­ Beat Experience," an innovative archival film handcuffs, as well as a SraU Reponer bition. "Beat Culture and the New America: screened continuously on the exhibition floor. bit of artificial (hopeful­ NEW YORK - They paced the street\ of 1950-1965"' at the Whitney Museum of The highlights here include the actual type­ ly) pubic hair. 1 ew York, Los Angeles and San Francisco American Art. script scroll of Kerouac's 1951 beat bible "On Despite the rare and They hung out in coffeehouses and night­ This exhibit explores the generation that, in the Road." This verbose tale of travels was bizarre collections of club~ with names like the Cellar. the Black his book of essays, "Good Blonde & Others," written in one sitting on a I 00-foot roll of tele­ beatnik memorabilia. it Cat Cafe and the Coexistence Bagel Shop. beat icon and author Jack Kerouac describes type paper. "On the Road" is famous for is the black-and-white They created the nltemative literary jour­

the princtpal remaind, indelibly ~tamped on Ra) ·s mind. It was, for Virus him. hl'memadc evoluti on. For his work, Ra) received a joint appoi nt­ continued from page B I ment to the computer science department of the uni\ersity. and a . .. endeavors, burst forth in a rich array ~mall btl of media attention. 'There's no such thing of life. It was hi s first love, a world B:~ck in the present. Ray says hi s unli ke human 'ociety. wild and plans for the .y tem arc to all ow it ferocious. to develop unhindered on the One day, at the Harvard Science lnte1 net. This is possihle, because it Center in Costa Rica, he observed a would be onl) on a virtual compvt­ man playing Go, an ancient strategy cr. as a free lunch.' ---~ game. Ray says thi s mysterious c.,mputer~ themselves create an .... gentlemen told him "'did you know 1maginary world. a virtual one. It ... it is po sible to write a self-replicat­ cxi t only in the memory of the .J ing computer program'~··· computer and the programs that run ., '· My mind nashed everything I on 11. A virtual computer is a CO)ll­ FALSE. University students are invited to have .. am do ing today;· Ray would later puter that cxtsls on ly as a program ~· write. "I imagined: start w1th elf­ instdc of a computer. The viruses ••• replication, then add mutation. and here. Ray helieves. arc theoretically lunch with UD President David Roselle. • get evolution, the essence of life." trapped inside. The ··virtual com­ • Fast-forward to January 3. 1990. puler,·· 1un with an entirely differ­ (He's buying.) • Ray had been working on the prob­ em language on them. If a virus I ,• lem of how to get virtual evolution were to get out of the Virt ual com­ , to work. He had achieved tenure in puter. It could not survive and run the biology department, and was wild. JUst a an Apple program attempting to adapt his work in bio­ could not run on a IBM cumput cr. logical evolulion to his work in the It ts here on these virtual com­ TRUE. You will be encouraged to share your ' digital realm . puter~ that the vi ruses will run free •• Ray had alread) visi ted the in t-larch when he tests again. He ideas, concerns and suggestions. •t Artificial Life group at the Los tested the system on l 00 Sun super­ Alamo National Laboratories. computers that had been donated by where scienti ts studied the ques­ their respective in stituti ons last r------, tion of replicating life and how it June with the largest contribution of could be done. Ray was welcomed 23 machines being made by the Interested? Name: in. He was at home later, working University of Delaware. • • on artificial life when it happened. Ra>. the computer and biological Major/College: , He set hi s self-repli cating viruses scicnti~t. believes this will help free in his own computer. both fie Ids. Fill out the form at the right, f "All hell broke loose. The power This digital explosion th at Ray •' o f evolution was unleashed inside lwpcs to ct eatc wi II work to save hi s selecting the date that's best Campus address: other love. the real-life jungles of the machine. but accelerated to the I megahertz speeds at which comput­ Costa Rica. for you, and return it a week ers operate.'' The ature Conservatory, a con­ The viruse ran free in his little servation group ::1at preserves open I Phone: laptop computer, leaving Ray to land from development by buying it in advance of the luncheon only si t back and watch as they and keeping it o pen. is working date through Campus Mail 0 Friday, Feb. 16 0 Tuesday, March 12 mutated and evolved. The viruses with half a dozen other conserva­ 0 Monday, April 8 " lived" off of the power of th e sys­ tion groups to take the funds gener­ tem, fighting and evolving to more ated by this program. They are hop­ to: President's Office, 104 Lunch will be from noon to 1:30 p.m. efficient gatherers of the computer's ing to preserve the remaining areas power. A "reaper·· function in th e of the Sarapiqu f rai n forest in north­ Hullihen Hall. in the Perkins Student Center. program eliminated the programs ern Costa Rica. 'I that were old or too error-prone, This. Ray says, wi ll hopefully ~------leaving only the fittest programs to attract nature tourists whose pres­ continue. In thi s way. the little pro­ ence" ill be an economic force that grams were almost alive in a keep. the land from being decimat­ Darwinian way. ed. Parasites developed. and th e vir­ T he program has not been Read any good books lately? tual creatures changed and adapted released. but when it is the exe­ to their presence, and attempted to cutable ve rsion wi ll be available via Would you like to tell the campus about them? eliminate them. The next generation mail. 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'IEVS R\SKETB:\LL WO,IE\'S B.\SKETB \LL l lD ST:\:\Dil\(;S CALEJ\D.-\R Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. the week Friday, 1126 1/26 at Hanford Thru games of 2/1 2/2 2/3 2/4 2/5 2/6 217 2/8 2 F· 2 F ,. Hartford 20 46 66 Delaware 24 26 so Sport w L PCT • Delaware 35 55 90 Hartford 24 37 61 Men's Track- Home Meets at Delaware Field House W.Swim 10 I .888 Hartford: Eames 2·4 0·0 4, Delaware: McFadgion 5-13 2·2 14, l\J.Swim 6 3 .666 9teatthis Richardson 4- 11 2-2 II . Howse 4-10 6· Ruck 4-9 2-4 10. Porac 4- 15 0-0 8, M.Track 6 3 .666 Maybe Magic 8 14. Griffin 5- 12 3-4 13, Bailey 6-13 Wojciech 2·1 1 0-0 4, Piggott 3- 13 6-6 Hockey 13 8 .619 , 12 , Stout 0·0 0·0 0, Egeli 1-1 0-0 2. . . ~n can return to tbe 0-1 14, Ford 0-0 0-0 0. Smith 0-2 4·4 Neall 0-2 0-0 0. Totals: 19-64 10-12 50. M.BBall 9 8 .529 game and not worry 4, Brown 0-1 0-0 0. Young 1-1 0·0 2, Tabb 0-4 0-0 0. Hannah 0-1 0-0 0. Hartford: Word 7- 11 4-4 19, Dilulia W.Track 4 5 .444 Malone aboUt what Karl Landrith 2-4 0-0 4. Totals: 24-63 15 -19 0-0 0-2 0. Murphy 3-7 2-2 8. Weindorfer W.Bball 6 12 .375 .has lq say. Maybe he can 66. 6-13 7·9 19, Er)m 3-5 0-0 6, Stolle 3-4 0- .0 I pla1 (0 cheers instead of 0 7, Houston 1-2 0-0 2, Sechler 0-2 0-0 Delaware: Smith 7-14 8-8 22. Arsic Totals: 54 40 .574 Whispers. Maybe be can 8-18 2-3 21 , Evans 6-8 2-2 14. 0, Ronda 0-1 0-1 0, Gronbeck 0-0 0-0 0. live his life the way he McCullough 3-8 0-0 6. Perry 4-8 2·2 Totals: 22-45 13-18 61. wants, il)stead of the way 11 , Garner 2-7 0-1 4. Anderson 1-2 2-2 Three-point goals: Delaware 2-4 otbels,tliink he should 4. Bennetl 3·4 0·0 6. Strine 1·1 0-0 2. (McFadgion 2-4), Hartford 2-5 (Word 1- NAC Basketball games at Bob Carpenter Center Maybe Magic Gonzalez 0-3 0-0 0. Totals: 35· 73 16· 3. Stolle 1-2). Rebounds: Delaware 37 Jobnson can come back 18 90. • (Piggon 15). Hanford 35 (Murphy 7) . Standings T hree-point goals: Hartford 3- 15 Assists: Delaware 9 (Piggott 6), Hartford and play on his terms. I p.m, ... He is not a busi­ (Griffin 0-4. Tabb 0-1 , Richardson 1·4. 14 (Dilulia 7) . Total Fouls: Delaware Team W L Pet. nessman. He fancies him­ Bailey 2-3. Smith 0-2. Brown 0-1 ). 17. Hartford 9. Attendance: 537. Drexel 9 1 .900 self as one, but actually, Delaware 4-16 (A rsic 3-8. Perry 1-3. Towson St. 7 2 .777 McCullough 0-2. Garner 0-2. Gonzalez Magi.c's Maine 7 3 .700 business empire 0-1 ). Rebounds: Hartford 32 (Bailey was built on his celebrity Boston U. 7 4 .636 8), Delaware 50 (Smith 15). Assists: 1/28 at Vermont DELAWARE S 4 .555 • a basketball player. He Hartford 12 (Griffin 4). Delaware 20 ..., have shook hands, Vermont 5 6 .455 (Garner. Perry 7). Total fouls: Hartford 2 F Hofstra 4 6 .400 worn ~ deals, tbree­ 17. Delaware 17 . Attendance: 3,060. Delaware 31 23 54 N. Hampshire 3 7 .300 .Pi«!& suits and sat at Vermont 29 38 67 Hartford 3 8 .273 ~ at the Forum. Sunday, 1128 Northeastern I 10 .091 ~ tbe league. and its Delaware: McFadgion 4·13 2·3 12, Tonight's Games - faDs miss him. That's why 2 F Ruck 5-7 0-0 10. Porac 2-6 4-5 8, Delaware at Boston University. 7 p.m. there will be few road­ Vermont 25 34 59 Wojciech 3-10 1-2 7, Piggott 4-9 1·4 9. Tomorrow's Games · blocks . standing in Delaware 38 39 77 Neall 3·3 0·0 6, Egeli 0-2 2·2 2, Stout 0- Vermont at Hanford, 7 p.m. Magic's way this time, 3 0-0 0. Kilfoyle 0-1 0-0 0, Shazier 0-1 Towson St. at Northeastern , 7 p.m. not like his aborted come­ Vermont: Benton 8·21 9-11 26, 0-0 0. Totals: 21-55 10·16 54. Drexel at New Hampshire. 7:30 p.m. Vermont: Taylor 2-6 1-2 6, Monday back atrempt three years Cieplicki 6·11 0·0 16, Nel son 2·3 2·4 Hofstra at Maine, 7:30 p.m. 0-0 0-2 0, Lawson 7- 11 2·2 17 , Kirvin 5· ago. 6. Chotkowski 0-1 0-0 0, Peper 015 0-0 0. Eisenmenger 0-1 0·0 0, Conlon 23 2- 9 2-2 13. Burke 2-7 0-04. Cronin 8-12 . Sure, sowe will be Women ·s Standings: 2 6, Maurer 1·5 0·0 2. Bru ce 0· 1-0·0 0, 0-0 17. Lauzon 2-S 1-2 5. Zorn ow 3-8 0· Team W L Pet. Men's/Women's Swimming-Home meets at Carpenter SB uncomfortable playing on delong 0-1 0·0 0. Niederer 1-3 0-0 3, 0 6. Chapman 0·0 0-0 0, Conrad 0-0 0-0 the same court with ' a Maine 10 0 1.000 Grey 0-1 0-0 0. Totals: 20-56 13-17 59 . 0. Totals: 29 ·58 6-10 67 . Vermont 8 3 . 727 who carries HIY. player Delaware: Smith 7-13 11-13 25. Northeastern 7 4 .636 'P." ~ will be questions Arsic6- 10 1-2 16, Evans4-103·311 , Three· point goals: Delaware 2· 7 N. Hampshire 6 4 .600 and anti-Magic senti­ Garner 4-9 1-2 10. McCullough 4-8 1-2 (McFadgion 2-6, Stout 0-1 ), Vermont 3· Hartford 6 5 .545 ment. But the guess here 9. Perry 1-7 0-0 2. Bennen 2-2 0-1 4, 12 (Taylor 1·5. Cronin 1·4. Kirvin J.J . Boston U. 5 6 .455 is- mat- most ·wm ·· be Gonzalez 0-0 0-0 0. Anderson 0-0 0-0 Burke 0-1, Lauzon 0-1). Rebounds: DELAWARE 4 6 .400 Delaware 34 (Po rae 10), Vermont 33 Key: muted. 0. Strine 0-0 0-0 0. Totals: 28·59 17·23 Towson St. 3 7 .300 The major ques­ 77. (Lawson 9). Assists: Delaware 9 (Porac, Drexel 2 8 .200 Three-point goals: Vermont : 6-20 Wojciech. McFadgion, Ruck 2), Vermont tions surrounding a Hofstra 9 . 100 home game Magic Johnson come­ (Benton 1-3 , Cieplicki 4·7, Peper 0-4, 20 (Burke, Taylor 5) . Total Fouls: back will be basketball­ Ei senmenger 0·1 , Maurer 0-2. Delaware 11. Vermont 16. Attendance: Tomorrow·s Games Include- 1.270. related. not health-relat­ Chotkowski 0·1. Niederer 1-2). Boston U. at Delaware, 7 p.m. Delaware: 4·12 (A rsic 3-7. Garner 1·1. Denotes road game ed. Towson St. at No rtheastern, 7:30p.m. McCullough 0·1. Perry 0-3). GRIFFEY SIGNS Rebounds: Vermont 28 (Peper 7), WITH MARINERS Del aware 47 (Ars ic 15). Assists: *Denotes conference game FOR $34 ~flLLION Vermont 8 (Benton 3), Delaware 17 Ken Griffey Jr. (Arsic , Garner 7). Total Fouls: Vermont \Voml·n·s 'l)•p 25 l\ Irn ·s Baskl•tball Top 25 agreed to a four-year, $34 21. Delaware 16. Fou led Out: million contract exten­ Cieplicki. Eisenmenger. Attendance: sion with the Seattle 2,988. As of2/1196 Mariners on Wednesday. As of2/l/96 Got a The extension keeps I. Georgia (17-2) I. UMass ( 19-0) Griffey in Seattle through 2. Louisiana Tech ( 17·1 ) 2. Kentucky ( 17- 1) Delaware 2000 and carries an aver­ 3. Tennessee (17-3) 3. Kansas ( 17·1) age of $8.5 million per Delaware Basketball Statistics 4. Stanford ( 15-2) 4. UConn (20-1) sports issue on 5. UConn (19-3) 5. Cincinnati (15- 1) year, the highest ever. 6. Vanderbilt ( 15-3) The Seattle 6. Villanova (17·3) your mind? 7. Iowa (17- 1) 7. Utah (16-3) Mariner center fielder Men's statistics through 211 8. Virginia ( 16·4) 8. North Carolina ( 16-4) Want to sound could have left as a free 9. Texas Tech ( 16-2) 9. Georgetown ( 18-3) · agent when his current 10. Old Dominion ( 15-2) 10. Wake Forest ( 14-3) 15,000 four-year, $24 million 11. Duke (18-3) 11. Penn State ( 15·2) off to contract ~x pires after the 12. Wisconsin (16-2) 12 . Vi rginia Tech ( 15-2) 1996 season, for which he Arsic 17 94 223 41 105 16.0 5.7 3.2 .705 13. Penn State (15·5) 13. Arizona ( 15-3) other people? will be paid $7 million. Smith 17 98 166 I 3 15.0 7.4 .9 .817 14. Colorado (18-5) 14. Memphis ( 15-3) Griffey will Evans 17 89 152 0 0 13.7 9.4 1.0 .794 15 . Oregon St. (12-4) 15. Syracuse ( 14-6) Think we have 16. Alabama (17-4) receive a $2.5 million Perry 17 44 125 27 70 7.9 2.1 3.1 .773 16. Purdue ( 16·4) 17. N.C. State (14-4) signing bonus and yearly McCullgh 17 47 116 10 38 7.4 1.7 2.1 .786 17. Iowa (15-5) no idea what 18. Clemson (14·3) 18. Michigan ( 14-7) sala.nes of $7.25, $7.75, Garner 17 45 108 7 20 7.3 2.8 5.1 .525 ,, 19. Oklahoma St.(l5·3) 19. Texas Tech ( 17·1) we're talking $8.25 and $8.25 million. Bennett 13 15 21 0 0 2.5 1.7 .2 .333 20. Florida (15-5) 20. UCLA ( 13-5) WlillBER CON­ Strine 16 12 29 0 2 2.4 1.7 .2 .737 21. Auburn ( 15-5) 2 I. Clemson ( 13 -4) about? Review SIDERING SHOUL­ Anderson 12 10 18 0 0 1.0 1.1 .I 1.000 22. Northwestern ( 15-5) DERSURGERY 22. Auburn (15-5) Mullen 2 3 0 I 1.0 .5 .0 .000 23. Purdue (12-8) 23. Boston College ( 12-4) Sports~ now After seeing a spe­ Gonzalez 9 2 9 I 2 .6 .3 .2 .000 24. Arkansas ( 16-7) 24. Stanford ( 11-5) cialist Wednesday con­ Weyrauch 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .5 .000 25 . Mississippi (14-5) 25. Georgi a (11-7) actively seek­ cerning bii. injured left Totals 17 497 970 87 241 73.1 35 .1 16.1 .726 shoulder, Washington Bullets forward Chris ing feedback Women Is statistics through 211 Webber remained in New Men's and Wotnen's Track York overnight, raising from our ~ G .Eg Pts ~ .till FT% questions whether fu 3m .3.mll Results from Saturday's meet: surgery was imminent. McFadgion 18 86 233 29 85 12.7 3.5 2.2 .583 readers. Write Should the surgery Wojciech 18 85 215 5 24 11 .3 5.6 2.6 .683 Men 's results: Women ·s results: to us at 250 be done in the next sever­ Porac 18 77 !51 0 2 10.6 7.8 1.5 .720 Pole Vault : 1. Rich Bruno, UD, 4.10 m, 2. 3,000 meters: I. Kate Landau, G'Town. al days, it would mean Piggott 17 57 144 0 0 I 0.2 7.8 1.4 .573 Randy Manogue, UD, 3.80 m. 10:02, 2. Keni Haning. ECU. 10:34, 3. 5,000 meter run : I . Bob Chandler, BU. Student that the 1995-96 season is Ruck 18 64 !50 0 4 8.2 3.5 3.7 .526 Chris Rolleri, UD, 10:34. 15 :35 .52. 2. Jeremy Muratore, UD, 20 pou nd weight throw : I. Lisa Allen, BU. over for Webber, who eall 18 20 50 0 I 3.2 3.4 .5 .667 15:53.49, 3. Zach Chupa, UD, 1:11.20. 15 .39m. 2. Chris Delli Paoli, UD, 15.06m, Center, or e- senarated his !ihoulder for Stout 18 19 59 5 21 2.6 .8 .5 .571 - . . the second time during 1,000 meter run : L George Kochman, 3. Tria Tyler. BU, 13.98m. Egeli 17 12 32 0 2 1. 6 .7 .4 .750 the preseason and then G"Town, 2:35.67. 2. Bryan Wilson, UD, 1.600 meter re lay: 1. Bucknell, 4:12.25, 2. mail us at Shazier 13 2 7 o ·o .5 .2 .2 .667 2:35.8, 3. Bryan Harrell . ECU. 2:36.77. Mount St. Mary's, 4: 14.14, 3. Delaware, reinjured it in a spill Dec. Kilfoyle 16 2 29. 10 0 0 .4 1.1 .2 .600 55·meter hurdles : LEd Loges. BU. 7.74, 4:17.53. sweetlew@ 2. Larry McSeed, UD, 7:79, 3. James .Bullets General Coyne 0 0 0 0 .0 .0 .0 .000 5,000 meters: 1. Tiffany Goldy, UD, Martin. BU . 8:16. 19:17.12, 2. Dava Rhodes, EC U, 19 :32. 17, brahms.udel. Manager John Nash said Totals 18 424 1050 39 139 60.4 37.4 12.8 .6 17 200 meter dash: 1. Chris Day, WCU. 22.6. 3. Julie Shafer. BU, 19 :35 .13. he had no infonnatiQn 2. Pat Williams, UD, 23.12, 3. Paul High Jump: 1. Sheryl Hall, UD, 1.62m, 2. edu. about Webber's visit with Williams, UD, 23.16. Georgia Dahulich. MSM, 1.57 m. 2. the specialist in New 3,000 meter run: 1. John Jordan. G'Town, Saundra Tee! . ECU, 1.57m. Yorlc. 8:52.71 , 2. Ernie Churchville, G"Town . Webber's agent, 8:53.2. 3. Tom Spahr, UD, 8:58.66. Fallasha Erwin, also remained in New York overnight. Both he and his client have said that- Webber is . leaning NUL Standings towards having the NBA Standings surgery. According to Eastern Conference Western Conference Erwin, the specialist in Eastern Conference Western Conference New York - whom Erwin not has As of 2/1/96 As of2/l/96 would name - per­ I bued the procedure on ..... professional ath­ ATLANTIC W L T PTS CENTRAL w L T PTS ATLANTIC W L PCT. MIDWEST W L Per letes. N. Y. Rangers 30 11 10 70 Detroit 35 9 4 74 Orlando 31 12 .721 San Antonio 28 13 .683 Florida 3 1 14 5 67 Chicago 26 15 11 63 NewYork 27 IS .643 Utah 29 14 .674 . Philadelphia 24 14 11 Washington 21 21 .500 Houston 29 16 59 Toronto 22 19 9 53 .644 ' Washington 23 2 1 5 51 St. Louis 21 20 8 50 Miami 19 25 .432 Denver 18 25 .419 New Jersey 22 22 5 49 Winnipeg 21 24 4 46 New Jersey 17 26 .395 Dallas 14 27 .341 Tampa Bay 21 20 7 49 Dallas 14 24 11 39 Boston 16 27 .372 Minnesota 1 I 30 .268 N. Y. Islanders 13 27 8 34 Philadelphia 8 34 .179 Van couver 10 34 .227

NORTHEAST W L T PTS PACIFIC w L T PTS CENTRAL w L PCT. WEST W L PCT. Pittsburgh 31 16 3 65 Colorado 26 15 9 61 Chicago 39 3 .929 Seattle 32 1 I .744 Mont real 25 19 6 56 Vancouver 17 20 12 46 Indiana 29 14 .674 Sacramento 23 16 .590 : Boston 21 20 6 48 Calgary 18 23 9 45 Atlanta 24 19 .558 L.A. LakerS 25 18 .581 Hanford 19 25 6 44 Los Angeles 17 23 II 45 Cleveland 23 20 .535 Portland 21 23 .477 Buffalo 20 26 3 43 Edmonton 18 26 6 42 Detroit 21 20 .512 Phoenix 19 23 .452 Ottawa 9 38 2 20 Anaheim 18 27 5 41 Charlotte 21 21 .500 Golden St. 18 25 .419 San Jose 11 35 4 26 Milwaukee 15 26 .366 LA Clippers 16 27 .372 Toronto 12 31 .279 f / February 2, 1996 . THE REVfEW. 89'= .;~arner: A true leader in every sense of the word i Leaders are vrsronaries with a ~::::::::::::::::~ gonna see Garner told Perry that he believed With Garner o n the court, the th ing goes wrong. once led by I 5. l poorly developed sense of fear and press u 're in him, and the freshman responded Hens are more confident. They're Down two points to Hartford two But number 31 stepped in front : no concept of tir e odds again sf them. I i k e by following a string of mistakes more poised. weeks ago, Gamer was auempting of hi s team to take the heat. ' They make the impossible happen. they've with a pair of fi eld goals that put the If a Delaware player gets trapped, to inbound the ball to the four other "I made a mistake:· he said. :' - Dr. Robert Jarvik never seen Hens back on lOp in a ncar victory. Garner ts right there to rescue him Delaware players, but no one was 'That probably cost us the ball- ': before." But G arne r·s main value to anJ take the ball out to the point. open. game. II I had capitalized on those: Not a crippling back injury, a Not that Delaware was most obvious after The following game Garner took Like any good court leader, he free throws and not made those mis-j three-game losing streak, nor a vital Garner the three-year starter began a game to the starter's role again. and added calleJ time-out. As Garner soon takes, we probably would have got- , mental mistake which cost the Hens didn' t do on the be nch for the first time this I 0 points and six assists to the learned the Hens had none remain­ ten a victory tonight." l a road win can stop Rob Garner. everything year. Delaware offense, enduring back Ing. After rebounding to two wins. it's; The senior guard, and co-captain, he could to With G arner su ffering from a pain along the way. After the Hawks' Mike evident that behind Garne1 's leader-: has bounced back and taken the --:E=-:ric-c--:H::=-e-:-is"""i_e_r ---1 avoid the back injury, coach M ike B rey saw Garner also found his way into Richardson made the two free ship, Delaware will sec better days. : Delaware basketball team with him. .______, h orr i b I e Friday's game as opportunity to rest the record books. recording his throws on the ensuing technical "We're definitely the team to beat ! Call him a delusional optimis t or losses of the senior guard w hilc\ttempting to 300th assist, joining a list of five foul, Garner missed four of six fou l in the NAC [this year]. and we're· vis ionary leader, G arner s imply last weekend. end the Hens' dro ught with a lineup Delaware players. shots, and the Hens went on to lo\e definitely going to the NCAA tour- won' t lose faith in his team. The team's true leader, he called change. As the team·~ vocal leader, how­ by two. nament." , Even after a pair of embarrassing a team meeting after the Hanford Garner took hi s backup role with e\er, Garner is anything but selfish. The blame for the loss could have Is Garner a delusional optimist'/ • losses in New England in which loss, and the Hens came out strong, class and di gnity, and when called The lowest scoring Delaware starter. fallen on Greg Smith. or Peca Arsic, Or are him and I the only ones ; Garner's miscues played a major nearly winning at Vermont. upon, made an important contribu­ he \\ ould sooner see the names or Pat Evans, all who picked up who prefer visionary leader. 1 ro le, h is undeniable confide nce During tha~ game, Garner, tion despite adversity. Evans. Smith, or Arsic lighting up their fourth foul with plenty of time wouldn't die. although he had already fouled out, He pl ayed onl y 26 minutes and the boards than his own. remami ng. Eric Heisler is a mwwgin11 sports i "They're gonna see unbelievabl e eased the nervousness of freshman scored j ust four points, but the Most importantly. Rob Garner The blame could have fallen on editor of The Re\ icw. Vi ell' of rhe f pressure," he said of Hartford's visit Tyrone Perry who was fill ing his ad vantage of Garner's court leader­ has the guts to make a pressure deci­ the whole Delaware team for Jetting fan appears Fridays. to the Bob last Friday. "They're shoes. ship was obvious. hion, and still take blame if some- Hartford come back in a game they Upcoming weekend could be key to women's hoops season

BY KELLEY PRITCHARD be corrected . freshman forward Jackie Porac ~ •aid. Anittwll Sports Editor " We are looking fo r consistency through­ Del a\\ are is currently seYenth in the NAC E very game re maining o n the 6-12 out the who le game. We know we need to standings, behind Northeastern and Boston De laware women's basketball team 's sched­ turn the ball over less and be more consistent University. respective!}. However, the most ule is crucial. In hopes of adding a few more offensively," Perry said. difficult assignment is still to come. digits to their win column, the Hens will be Boston U. has an excell ent center in The University of Maine Black Bears post facing Boston Universi ty (5-6) tonight and Ali cia Charles, the only returning starter for a 9-0 mark in NAC games. On January 2 the will host Northeaste rn (7-4) on Sunday. the Terriers. Perry said the Hens need to Hens lost to Mamc 78-61. Pc1 ry satd she " Both games are key wins for our team,·· stop her, a long w ith teammate Nakeya feels the F.::b. 9 game \\ill be \cry tough for senior guard Denise Wojc iech said. Watson in order to have a chance at winning. her team, but winnable. The games may be necessary wi ns, but Watson was injured a few weeks ago, but Maine' s Cind} Blodgett leads the AC in they will not be easy. according to junior Boston U. officials have con fi rmed her start scoring and is also ncar the top in steals, center Courtney Nea ll. tonight. fie ld goal percentage, three-point shooting, On J anuary 12 the women faced Boston "Their team in a nutshe ll plays man to assist , and free throws. U. at C ase G ymnasium in Boston. It was by man defense. They are an excelle nt three Blodgett ·s teammate Stae<~} Porrini is no means a simple task to upend the Terrie rs, point shooting team." Pe rry said. also a very dangerous player both offensi\ e­ but the Hens prevail ed 63-56. " We can definitely win if we can retain ly and defensively. Two days later they faced Northeastern their posts. We need to contain their three With games ahead of them that can and lost in overtime 72-64. point shots," Neall said. improve their NAC standing. Delaware is The team's inconsistency has been frus­ N ortheastern is j ust as dangerous. mainly wnccrned with playing together and trating for the pl ayers. Currently ranked fifth in the North Atlantic with consistency during the second ha lf. "We haven' t been able to put together 40 Conference, the Huskies have several stro n!l: ··we are at a point where we can sink o ur minutes of great basketball," Wojciech said. players that pose a threat to the Hens' game~ heads lower or we can keep our heads up. C oach Joyce Pe rry ag reed. She said "We have a reall y good chance in winning We need w he as posi Live as possible," turnov;;rs are a major pro blem that n eed ~ to both if we play hard and stay focused," Wojciech said. -. ,.

THERE\ IC\\i Ali'a Colley J unior fo r ward Greg Smith dominated inside over Vermont's Porac steps up into starting role Erik Nelson.

BY KELLEY PRITCHARD mall schools around Pittsburg h, Smith rebounds Assista11t Sports Editor P orac decided on Delaware. Yo u can see it during practi ce. Although s he admits the scho lar­ continued from page B I 0 21 from the foul line for a. 904 You can see it during a game. s hip was a lure, the main attrac­ percentage. Jacki e Porac has it. Co nfide nce. ti on was the all-around atmos­ and Smith, with 15 poims, was on Overall , Smith now leads the "I was nervous at first," the phere o f the school. pace to break the Bob's scoring Hens in free throw shooting, con­ fres hman fo rward admits about "After the visit I knew I want­ record of 28. ve rt ing 8 1. 7 percent from t he coming o ff the bench to start for ed to come here,'' she says. Fittingly. Smith scored the charity stripe. good for fifth in the the wo me n's basketbal l team . When asked about the team, Hens' final s ix points to tic hi !> conference. "But now I'm used to it. I don' t P orac smiles and her eyes light career-high point total set last ''A great weapon on a college get nervous anymore ." · up with enthusiasm. She says she year at New Hampshire. basketball team i' a big guy \\hO Her confidence is quiet. E ven feels accepted by the older mem­ " He's understanding that he's a can s hoot free throws." Bre} said. though some of her teammates bers of the team, even as a fresh­ real good player in this league:· Smith, now shooting 59.8 per­ use the word humble to describe man. said Dela\\are Coach Mike Brcy cent from the field. is currently her, Porac proves he rself o n the "At first we we re just gett ing "I and hi s teammates have a lot of second in th e NAC. and has been court. used to each other and had to confidence in him getting th e ball as high as fo urth 111 the country in "It is rare fo r a freshman to click. We all play hard and try and getting a shot in there.'' shooting perccntag~ thi 'cason. come in and play so well ,' ' Coach hard to improve." In addition to his strong play Joyce Perry says of her recruit. Although s he spends little from the fl oor. Smith shot 19 for Porac has reason to be confi­ time off the court with her team­ dent. She leads the team in fi e ld mates, she regards them not only goals, shooting 5 I percent and for what they can do during a has scored I 90 points so far this basketball ga me, but as friends as season. the third highes t total fo r well. the team. Porac describes how the per­ UD athletics hires But this comes as no surprise sonalities of other players can to Perry, who says Porac has con­ influence her own enthusiasm siste ntly been one of the better and level of play, in partic ular new NCAA watchdog shooters on the team. guard Keisha McFadgion. "She has very good instinc ts "I really like playing with her. on the court and is a good pas s­ She is not very verbal, but her On Monday the Delaware athletics department announced the hiring er," Perry says. playing hard motivates me. " of Susan Groff, a new coordinator of NCAA compliance. Porac made her starting debut Wojciech has high praise for Groff, who for lhe last two seasons has served at Drexel University at the Duke Tournament in North her younger teammate. as assistant director of athletics and head women's lacrosse coach, will Carolina against George Mason "Jackie' s had an incredible be responsible for compliance with NCAA rules for all Delaware University. freshman year. She's proved her­ sports. Groff's role is a newly-created one in the department. She will Teammate senior guard Denise self over and over." also assist in event management and be the liaison for all ofDelaw.e's Wojciech praises Porac's court The first year of college is summer sports camps. awareness and her ability to take always memorable, but for Porac In other administrative news, Tile Review has learned that the athlet­ risks. She feels this is something it is even more so. She found the ics department has fonned a three-person committee to investigate alle­ more players or: the team need to level of play at Delaware to be gations of sports gambling made in a Nov. 17 Reviel'o• story. The com­ do if they are to win more games. very difficult, something her mittee is comprised of Athletics Director Edg"dl' Johnson, Dean of the Perhaps Porac learned how to high-school team never really College of Physical Education Allan Waterfield and NCAA Facu.ky acquire confidence while grow­ experienced. What is she most Representative John Burmeister. The story contained quotes from a · ing up in Emsworth, PA. proud of this past season? local sports bookie alleging that several members of the Del~ware foot- A graduate of orth Catholic "I am happy to be persevering ball team were gambling on college and pro football !!ames. ·• High School, a schoo l with a through school and basketball. It - Mic~l Lewit strong women's basketba!l team, is mentally trying. I am worn THE REVIEW/ Josh Withers Porac played on the varsity team down a lot," she admits. Freshman Jackie Porac shoots to become one of the all four years and helped lead Porac says she tries to be con­ NAC's premier players. them to three state champi­ siderate of others around her and onships. Her high school honors that is also evident on the court. hoi counselor. include being named to the She is not the type of player to "I just thought of what was needed.'' she says. UGIU Fabulous Five Team of Western taunt or harass opponents. She Life as a coll ege freshman can be difficult, and bei ng a oummu Pennsylvania, the All-Section also tries to be considerate to her coll ege athlete does not make it any easier. With o nly three ,. l:laoommm Team, and an All-State teammates. days off from practice duri ng winter ~css i on, Porac's days ?avnllf n~tJ ed#IU'fl ";iJ«(( ll Honorable Mention. Por.tc uses this philosophy in are extreme ly busy. What motivates her? After considering the her career goals as well. A fami­ Competiti on. She loves the thrill of the game. ALL New Friday Happy Hour (starting ot 5 pm} I University of Rhode Island, ly and community service major, Porac is confi dent about the remainder of the season. FREE Dominos Pizza I Fordham University and some she hopes to be a drug and alco- " If we play hard and stay focu<,ed. we should play we ll. i $ l Drafts • $ 1.75 Micro Bottles + Imports $ l Cover till 9 pm with Student I.D.

Underground Cartoons with Scatologists In Concert Game of the Week Sports Trivia Who was the first player from the So~iet The Delaware women's basketball Union to play a game in the NHL? teamfaces a key NAC challenge tonight as they host Boston University at 7:00 . ..

w Friday February 2, 1996 • BJO For men's h9ops, it's like night and day Like Hens, Two big wins against Hartford and Vermont avenge prior weekend's tough losses . BY MICHAEL LEWIS teams two weeks ago, the Hens rebound­ night. and 15 boards Sunday. Managing Spurrs Ediwr ed Friday night by trouncing Hartford, "We didn' t even know if Rob would "We knew we had to keep winnmg at Last night's game at Boston University 90-66, and whipping Vermont on Sunday, play at all tonight, because our trainers home, because our road play hasn't been Smith ended roo late for print. 77-59 at the Bob Carpenter Center. were working on him right up until good at all," Smith said. "There was a little After two straight easy victories over "You look back and it's almost mind­ warmups," Brey said. " He gave us his bit of revenge factored in too, we wanted to North Atlantic Conference foes Hartford boggling," Brey said Sunday after besi effort, though." show both these teams that we were better rebounds and Vermont last weekend, Delaware Delaware disposed of the Catamounts. Garner came off the bench and played than them." men's basketball Coach Mike Brey had "But we used last weekend as a positive 26 minutes Friday. Delaware was never threatened by the one question on and responded real welL" With Garner out, freshman guard Hawks (3-14, 3-7 NAC). In a situation eeri­ from defeats r-IDE...- --. ..-,, _,-,u-r,-....-ny:o- - -.. his mind: In stretching their home record to 7-1 Tyrone Perry started his first game at ly similar to the teams' last meeting, &.<.a.n~ 77 How in the on the season, the Hens (9-8, 5-4 NAC) point guard and played well, scoring II Delaware had a big second half-lead. vEkMONT 59 world did we lose handled both opponents with ease, points and dishing out seven assists. Lightning didn't strike twice, however, as BY ERIC HEISLER L..._....;._..____ ....J to these guys last despite being led by an injured Rob Junior forward Greg Smith led the way the Hens used an 8-0 run six minutes into Managinx Sporu Etliwr week? Garner. The senior guard suffered a in both games, scoring 22 points and the half to go up 51-28 and remove all The Hens were coming off two tough A very applicable question, indeed. pulled muscle in his lower back during pulling down a season-high 15 rebounds doubts of a Hens' victory. road losses. Following road losses to the same two practice last week, and didn't start Friday Friday night, and exploding for 25 points Unlike their first meeting, Garner, Perry Senior guard Rob Garner was plagued and senior guard Bruce McCullough han­ by a back injury and would play only dled the Hawks' full-court press with ease, when needed. committing only seven turnovers amongst Junior forward Peca Arsic was in the them. Also chipping in with solid perfor­ midst of one oi the coldest shooting mances were junior forward Peca Arsic (2 1 streaks of hi s Delaware career after hit· points and eight rebounds) and senior center ting only one of nine thrtoe point attempts Patrick Evans (14 and 12, respectively.) at Vermont. Sunday afternoon, the Hens played fero­ Senior center Patrick Evans had put on cious defense on Vermont star guard Eddie a stellar performance that seemed to no Benton and overcame poor first -half shoot­ avai I in the loss to the Catamounts. ing to coast to victory. Smith played his best Enter Greg Smith. ball of the season, scoring 15 first-half After an intense week of practice the points and dominating the Catamounts junior forward came out with a inside tandem of center Erik Nelson and for­ vengeance, leading the Hens to a 12-2 Wdrd Craig Peper. lead and eventual victory over Hartford "We want Greg to be one of the most with his six early points last Friday. dominant inside players in the conference, Hardly phased by a game that was a and he's becoming that," Brey said. "We did blowout from the start, Smith went on to a good job getting him the ball in good po i­ record a season-high 15 rebounds scoring tion to shoot in both games." 22 points in the process. With the two expected victories out of the "When Smith's scoring inside, we way, the Hens pointed to this com!ng week­ know we're going to win and we know end as they try to end their road woes. With we're going to win big," said Evans. an unsightly 2-15 NAC road record over the Smith, however, had only begun. past two seasons, Evans spoke for many of Two days later, a remat<:h with Vermont the players in sizing up the weekend's saw Smith follow up with 25 points and importance. again grab 15 rebounds as if it were just a "We're looking at this as the key to the day's work. season, because we think we can win both "It's very important for us to get Greg of these games," Evans said. the ball," said senior guard Bruce Brey, however, neglected to place too McCullough. "He's shooting a great per­ much significance on the two games. centage underneath so we try to get it in "We won't be in horrible shape if we to him as much as we can." don't wm, but our guys know we can't dwell His performances were not without on our road losses and start to accept them," motivation. Brey said. "E>«::ntually, we're going to have In Delaware's 79-77 lo ss at Hartford, to win on the road." Smith fouled out with 5:46 remaining to NOTES AND QUOTES: With six assists tarnish a 19-point effort and to leave his upon his return to the starting lineup teammates down one inside player. Sunday, Garner became only the fifth Hen At Vermont, the Hens appeared to wi n in hrstory to record 300 assists and 100 the game as time ran out on an Erik steals in a career. Nelson miss, but the Vermont center got Brey got hi s first technical foul of the another chance to win the game when season Sunday, arguing a non-call early in Smith was called for a fouL the second half. Nelson made both free throws and "! figured I might get one today, because Vermont won, 67-66, making the two I wasn't happy with the officiating and was wins last weekend even more imperative. telling them about it ," he said . "I tell our " We knew things would be prel!y guys not to get on the officiating, then I go intense and I just tried to do my part," and do it." Smith said after Sunday's Vermont game. Tickets for the NAC tournament are now " l didn' t do anything different this week­ on sale at the Bob Carpenter Center ticket end. The shots were just falling." office . Individual game tickets for the Smith's monstrous first half against March 1-3 tourney are $4 for students. Vermont Sunday put the Hens up 38-25, Vermont has never beaten Delaware in THE REVIEW/ Alisa Colley Newark, going 0-8. see SMITH page B9 Senior center Patrick Evans grabs one his 23 rebounds this weekend in the Hens' victories over Vermont and Hartford.

At home they're 7-1 ... Do the Hens have a ... but only 1-7 on the road

The Hens sho:~~~~~~~I?:~~: that had lost in SPI TJT I DRSO ]\ J "LITY? ~~;;~~~:::~;;t~~e~~~~:~~~~r~omt~~~·t:e~~~~ the recegt past. L P.l..!J , 1 Y _f-1_ e "That means home court can become a b1g factor. Junior forward Peca Arsic was dropping three-point­ The Hens, however, remained skeptical. ers like layups, Greg Smith dominated inside, scoring "We don't know what it is,'' says junior forward 47 points in two games, and senior center Patrick Evans years, dominating a conference in which they 've posted a Brennan, along with Hartford Coach Paul Brazeau can- Greg Smith. "If we knew what it was we'd change it. was grabbing rebounds on a pace reminis-J/'--•••~ mediocre 12-13 overall NAC record in the same period. not claim total unfamiliarity with Delaware's situation. If But it's gonna change." cent of Spencer Dunkley. But when it comes to the other nine NAC arenas, the not to the extent of the Hens' traveling woes, winning ·.,:...... ~ But Brey may have more important con- With ease, the Hens downed Hens are a step ahead of Jekyll and Hyde, winning on the road has been a conference-wide problem. Hartford, 90-66, and Vermont, only two NAC road games in the past two seasons. Last season, NAC home teams went 44-23 77-59. "We're a different team at home," says freshman for a winning percentage of .656. Along the It seemed hard to guard Tyrone Perry. "We're more motivated on way, only one NAC team (Maine 3-5) post­ believe that Delaware fell our homecourt. We got our home crowd ed a losing home record, while New to the same two teams behind us ." Hampshire (5-3 on the road last year) ment. just one week ago. Delaware Coach Mike Brey has certainly finished with the conference's lone win­ Unless they end up the top Playing on the played a role in his team's home domi- ning road record. remaining seed, however, road, Delaware's nance. "This is a league where people Delaware would have to three-pointers turned The rookie coach went as far as to struggle on the road," says Hartford travel for the final game. into air balls, recruit the lacrosse team, now known guard Michael Griffin. "Everybody Thusfar undefeated in rebounds to fou 1s, simply as the Carpenter Crazies, to try to in the NAC plays better at home than home conference play, passes inside to bring the Bob to life. on the road." that game may be Brey's turnovers. "There's no question, " he says. "Our Dr. John Bishop, assistant vice main worry. So what is it that kids get more excited to play here. lt's an president for student life and director "To play here is going to transforms a well­ advantage and should be for everybody." of the university counseling center, be a big advantage when oiled, coherent unit Just ask Vermont and Hartford. had some insight into the trend. the whole thing happens," in Newarlc into a fraz­ Both the Hawks and Catamounts ran into Visiting teams not only have to says Brennan. "My wish zled, inconsistent and a recharged Delaware defense that has held deal with playing in 'l!l unfamiliar would be that Drexel beats unsettling group away Carpenter Center visitors to only 58.5 points facility, but also have to endure an up to everybody else than loses • from home? per game compared to giving up 71.0 on the four-day schedule disruption, according here and we get two teams "It's just something road. to Bishop. in." ~ • about the atmosphere,'" says After the 90-66 victory against Hartford Friday, "The comfort factor is in favor of the Perhaps Brennan had the best senior guard Rob Garner. Brey grabbed the public address microphone and home team," Bishop said. "They get to sleep explanation for the phenomenon "We just love playing at home. expressed his gratitude to the fans, encouraging them in the same beds, eat the same meals and spend that he, himself, has experienced. You got your crowd behind you show up again Sunday. the day in more familiar surroundings." "Our kids just aren't good on the and you just come out and play hard." "They just played better here," says Vermont Coach Tom In basketball, unlike other sports like football, he road," he says. 'They're like Guinness. It's inside the friendly confines of the Bob Brennan. "We have never played well here. [Sunday] it was added, there tends to be a greater disparity from arena to You drink 'em at home." Carpenter Center where the Hens are -15:.4 in the past two like men and boys." arena , resulting in both physical and psychological advan-

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