Page 2 November 14, 1974 Œïje P u ll $en Hither and Yon He's Losing By PETER B. DOWLING paigners. Emotional appeal was Marijuana, perhaps the oldest drug in use in the world An admired network news sought—discounting Watergate, today, is on the receiving end of some good news and some His Balls commentator of note made a gross discounting Republicans, bad news. The good news is that studies show marijuana understatement last week when he discounting the credibility of “the Coach get call from San cited this year’s election campaign other guy.” smoke filtered through water (i.e., as in a water pipe) will Clemente. Go like this: as not being a good one. “It’s time for integrity in not cause lung damage. The bad news is new evidence “Hello, coacll?” The important and crucial issues government.” “Vote for an honest, recently documented shows that regular marijuana use “This coach.” facing the electorate were not modest candidate.” BULLT- can result in loss of sexual interest and heavy use in “Have big play, sure score every confronted squarely by the cam- WÉED! -Corruption, graft, eventual impotency. time.” dishonesty, and “politicking” have “Really think it work?”

24HR.TEL 733*5131 been a part of government since “Yes, let me make perfectly 4 Mi AS» < N H IS I V U H the Word go. It is only now that For several years now, researchers have been telling clear. You fake to fullback and 8 We Honor M ASTER CHARGE people are beginning to realize it. send flanker . . .” ROUTE 5 RIVEROALE RO WEST SPELO. marijuana .users of the potential dangers, including But it cannot be erased by electing memory loss, chromosome damage, greater suceptibihty “Already have play like that. Big a man (or, in Connecticut’s case, a problem not plays. Big problem BURT REYNOLDS woman) who boasts of integrity to desease and general loss of interest. People responded balls.” “THE and an IRS audited Form 1040. with “so what else is new?” “Balls?” LONGEST YARIT is That problem notwithstanding, “Balls: we keep losing them. 7:30 9:45 more important issues remain at People, it seems, aren’t that all concerned about the Start season with dozen footballs. hand. ability of their lungs or memories to function up to par, but Now have seven. Somebody taking The principal issue confronting ? tell them they are in danger of losing their ability to per­ balls.” m the entire United States is * “No help you with that problem, "N a r r t stagflation. The definition is form in bed and you just accomplished what anti­ coach.” simple. We are living far beyond marijuana laws could never do. “Then who help?” ¿T o n t o " our means, taking more than we “You want Kojak. He call you 7:30 9:40 produce. The economy remains soon.” stagnant. Unemployment climbs. ♦ * * * * Inflation persists. Make error last week in page one Senator Phil Hart noted recently Where the Bands Are story .JJse 1973 story about SC Hall that in all the campaigns in all the of Fame inductees instead of 1974 states, not one memorable speech ELIOTT BAKER story. This how happen. Go to AIRPORT 1975 or meaningful proposal about it Public Relations Office (I student 7:30 9:30 was made. “Ah, politicking in its Rumor has it the Dave Mason- Saturday night, Randy Newman aide there) and say to Linda (she finest form.” The art of avoiding Poco concert was somewhat end Mimi Farina are booked at the secretary), “Where Hall of Fame all issues until after the elections. disappointing. Poco began things Sanderson with a possible special story?” Linda (she still secretary) Our newly elected leaders, now with an immoral 45 minute set. guest star. Finally on Sunday, the say, “In file under Hall of Fame.” I ß f V s within the safe womb of post Whatever happened to those 2-21/2 Civic Center will host Roger go file, pull out release but not look November 5th, must take courage hour shows? Dave Mason im­ McGuinn and The Beach Boys. The at date. Result: Red Silvia first and muster their initiative to act proved from start to finish, but upcoming schedule at the San­ person installed twice in Hall. 30 9:20 much more specifically and spent little more than an hour and derson has been revised and looks Little League prove again why it decisively than they spoke. If they a half on stage. like this: November 29th— The danger to health of kids. Since don’t, the losers in the campaign This coming weekend Kinks, Nov. 30th—Chic Corea & Nationalist China win five of last TheTrial 7:15 may say that it is just as well that Springfield has an impressive Gary Burton, Dec. 13th—Billy Joel six LL World Series, LL say it limit Billv Jack 10:20 they lost anyway, and we shall see lineup of music talent within its and Dec. 15th— David Bromberg future world series to United just what we saw last Tuesday—an , city limits. Friday night, Donovan and Jonathan Edwards. Quite a States. How they call it “world” PG electorate “turned off” with will be at the Julia Sanderson for nice variety and not a bad seat in series then? How major league call frustration. two shows, at 7:30 and 10:00. the house! World Series “world” series?”

Bryan Ferry—Another Time, Another Place Dit Freshmen Notes This is Ferry’s second solo album and regardless of what the Dots The class of 1978 is starting to government are working hard to roll. The leaders of the freshman title states, it is here and now. What were those kids doing organize activities which will bring Ferry, when singing for Roxy climbing down the tressel Sunday us together. But we need your Music brings a unique style of morning? . . . the surfing fanatics support, so please be a part of your dress as well as music to the stage. must have been disappointed La Trattoria Restaurant class, attend functions. Make your Adorned as if he is on his way to a Friday when the movie didn’t show tfymghts known, they will be dinner party, Ferry’s image poses up . . . anyone see Tom Turkey at listened to.; a sharp contrast to Roxy’s other file campgrounds Sat? . . . Peter, Specializing in Italian Cuisine December 6-8. Leave this members. when was the last time you saw weekend free. Crazy things, are Bunny Casey? . . . good band in going to be planned. Things will be Dexter, but where were all the PIZZA — GRINDERS nappening all ova* the campus, as Songs treated to Ferry’s people? . . . Schlitz Malt Liquor Springfield College turns vocalizations and arrangements night Thursday in the pub . . . one AS WELL AS madhouse. Get psyched. include, Ramsey Lewis’ “In of the very pleasant things about Also in the distant future, is the Crowd”, Joe South’s “Walk a Mile friendship, the do-you-remember winter weekend, January 31- in My Shoes”, Dylan’s “It Aint Me moments . . . anyone know what to SEAFOOD and AMERICAN February 2. This promises to be a Babe”, and Sam Cooke’s “What a do with their plants over the most exciting weekend, too. The Wonderful World”. Although the break? . . . what was Rooty Tooty DINNERS student leaders of Springfield album doesn’t muster the lustre of Fruity doing in the basement College are planning a schedule “The Foolish Things”, Ferry could Thursday? . . . The Holiday Inn at just loaded with great events. “Visit La Trattoria The Next Time very well be in another time, Durham, NH, right girls? . . . it But the student government of another place, but still years .ahead almost seemed as if it were April 11 our school can only do so much, of us all. You Come To The Mall” on Sunday . . . man does not choose and want to please all students. If to be lonely, but man may choose IEASTFIELD MALL you truly wish to be heard, write to be alone . , . can’t believe how 543-6520 box 970. timid some SC guys can be . . . am MMOOOMOOMOOMIOOMII Thank anyone see Dr. Whener on the News? .... . is it really true that Supporters someone is going to police the (jetting Gngsged? finals? be real. . . now what are we reuniting of playing—a game of pick-Up foot­ The Cross Country team would ball or is it a pick-up game of like to thank the generous people football?. . . HAPPY TURKEY Student Tkmond and merchants who supplied the DAY . . . a good day is picking up merchandise that was raffled off: the mail at the box to discover that The Apartment Shoppe, (at the instead of notices and throwaways, X) , Fenton’s Sporting Goods (Main the postman has delivered a letter 'HxufinjfSeme St.); King Richard’s (Eastfield from a friend . . . if you see Sue Mall); Lechmere’s (Springdale Petersen, wish her a nice day . . . (WITH SPECIAL PRICE CONSIDERATION) Mall); Vin’s Package Store (Rifle until December 2 . ; . TA-Ta-for W St.); and Coach Vem Cox. now . . . Herb Cohen in etsociofion with h it father NOTICES Director Post Open

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