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The department chairs of political science, foreign language, art and philosophy will resign at the end of the spring semester. According to Stuart A. Lilie, interim dean of the college of arts and sciences, Armando Pay as of for eign language, Paul Riley of philosophy, Joyce Lilie of political science and Maude Wahlman of the art department will all resign from their chair positions. All of the chairs have spent five years or more in their position. "Five years is the normal amount of time a person spends as chair of a department," Lilie said. "Being a department chair is very demanding," Lilie said. "They have many responsibilities includ ing dealing with students, administering details, evaluating other faculty and promoting their depart ments to the dean and higher administrators," he added. · The chair position tends to take most of a person's time. "Being chair is a 60-hour-a-week job," Wahlman said. According to Lilie, a person on the faculty is en titled to a professional development leave to get back into research after five years as chairperson of a de partment. Whalman said that after she finishes her time as chair, she will write a couple of books. She said there Michael Laughlin !CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE is a demand for publications in her field, African and CLEAN TEAM African-American folk art. Dave Clark and Carmie )iandato perform the song "Under the Boardwalk" in a fake shower set last Thursday One of her books will be an introductory folk art text and another will be a book on African-American as part of the Ban Shower Fresh Singfest. quilt-making. ,. Sheridan: new arts dean by Joseph Kaye and Richard Astro, the provost and vice CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE president of academic affairs. Richard Tucker, chairman of the UCF Dr. Edward Sheridan wi111 take over as psychology department, said he nominated dean of the arts and sciences department Edward Sheridan for the deanship, due to his starting Aug.1, according to Dr. Stuart Lilie, effectiveness as a "key planner" and his the interim dean. "incredible interpersonal skills." Dr. Glen Cunningham, of the Dean Search According to Tucker, Sheridan is "well lm:-tramural game _ends Selection Committee, said Sheridan was known in the discipline of psychology." formerly the chair of the psychology depart Regarding the hiring of Kathleen Sheri ment at Northwestern Medical School. dan, Tucker said, "She's not simply coming in fight, suspensions Sheridan's wife, Dr. Kathleen Sheridan, will as the dean's wife. She's going to make that clear through her work." also work at UCF. Like her husband, she was by Eric Dentel shouting at referee John Har involved with Northwestem's psychology Kathleen Sheridan is an expert on AIDS MANAGING EDITOR ris, witnesses said. Several department. and she has published over 15 articles in the other team members joined "The question of ms wife was brought up past two years. She recently testified before This semester's final men's the verbal barrage and pushed in interviews," Cunningham said. "But ·we Congress on the state of AIDS research to A league intramural basket Harris several times. only selected Dr. (Edward) Sheridan." day. Sheridan plans on continuing her work ball game had a second final Assistant Director of .Rec Details involving the hiring of his wife in Orlando by working not only as a professor score: Permanent Suspen reational Services James were discussed outside of the selection at UCF, but as a liaison to the community. sions 3, Indefinite Suspen Wilkening tried to »reak up committee. The decision to hire Kathleen "Although it's hard to say [the hirings] are sions 1. the dispute by pulling one of Sheridan, according to Cunningham, was unrelated, they certainly are separate," said After the T-Byrds defeated the team members away from handled by UCF President Steven Altman Cunningham. Paid-N-Full by two points on March 20, one player began see FIGHT page 6
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• The Centr~I Florida Future March 29, 1990 3 UCF asks Board for nursing, math degrees by Joelle Subourne semester. The classes are infrequently hire some of our professors as adjuncts areas," Juge said. "These fields require CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE offered and it may take students sev to teach the courses," Frank E. Juge, sophisticated and advanced mathe eral semesters to cemplete the degree. associate vice president of academic matics." The university is asking the Board of What's more, the student will re affairs, said. "But we have more faculty ''Throughout the world, you will find Regents for two new graduate de ceive a degree from UF, not UCF. with doctorates now and [we] are more it rare that a school has doctorates in grees-an MSN in nursing and ~ doc But with the new proposal, to be ready to start the program here." other programs such as engineering or torate in mathematics. considered by the BOR at their July UCFis also ready for another gradu physics without having a doctorate Presently, UCF does offer a nursing meeting, UCF would offer the pro ate program: a doctorate in mathemat program in math first," Dr. Lokenath degree, but it is run by the University of gram. ics. According to Juge, it's the "next Debnath, chairman of UCFs mathe Florida and is a li~ited access pro This means the program would be logical Ph.D. program for UCF." matics department, said. gram. larger, students could complete the UCF presently offers doctorates in The math department was reviewed In the current extension program, degree faster and they would get their engineering, computer science and by a group ofconsultantsfrom theBOR faculty from UF travel here and teach degree from UCF, not UF. physics. the classes, usually one or two a "In the past, UF would occasionally "Math is a basic tool for all those see NEW DEGREES page 5 Half millio n given for teaching exam by Tricia Phillip CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTU RE
Half a million dollars sounds like a lot of money, but to Dr. Robert Paugh and his co-worker Cynthia Woodley, it is only enough to cover th eir expenses. A year ago, the Institute for Research and Devel opment, headed by Paugh, was granted more than $500,000 to oversee the Florida Teachers Certifica tion Examination testing procedure. The teaching areas range from commercial arts to welding. The .testing, which runs for two days, is only done four times a year and costs $50 per test. The first test is a written test and the second is a practical. The money pays proctors and raters to administer and evaluate the tests. There are three evaluators and raters for each test area. These raters venture throughout Florida. According to Paugh, "They are the best qualified raters to evaluate the tests." The money also pays for the materials needed to take the second portion of the test. Since it is a practical test, UCF has to provide the candidates with the necessary materials needed to complete the test. "UCF was chosen to administer the test because they [the State of Florida Department of Education) know that I have been working with the testing program for a while," Paugh said. STRINGING ALONG A few weeks ago, the Institute was given another Sabina Micarelli, conductor, leads the UCF Student String Ensemble during a practice session outside the grant of$180,000, making it possible to add another Humanities and Fine Arts building Tuesday atternoon. The students were preparing for a concert. 100 questions to the test. The tests are not given on the UCF campus. Test ing takes place at Mid-Florida Tech because it has more vocational facilities. Paug11 and Woodley ~ ,...... : · .. _x .. = , ~ ;.. :· t :. :::··!...:~:::: t:··i;, tr-~-. ~-t.·r-.~=-'":.} ·:·:~.%P~l~!l:,;:ri1!:~;~:·!:·~11rr:i=.=~,tifr,:_ t .p:i~=~::;s1·1: :::·~,:-~~···.';~ll!·:,_l!l~ll had to think twice about taking the job. "Nobody likes 1 to give tests," Woodley said. "Any testing could be · Due to a reportei"s error, the ·story in the March 27 edition .ofThe Cert~ra.J1!..{ff.!itf4futare apb '.~~ · ~ff,') very high stakes for anyone. If a person fails this WUCI? Review Committee ~h OU ld have said the committee willm eet with 'a.d:rrifr.H~~fato~ ·~:~tatioi.i e~p lOY.{i exam, he or she could lose their job." faculty and staff members an.d interested comm The next test is scheduled for May 4 and 5. ees~ unity · tn :e~rs otfAp~}.:;t,.7 ~;:;::ij:;.~:,:i;;:;:,~'.,,j;.;::~i~:;:;~::::;;;1i;·'.Ij;j\il:i~!jf,i·J:i:::~j,j!_j:!jjl!llll~
/ •A WELL OF A N ESSAY New York's Museum of Jewish about the importance of water to anyone interested. ready have adopted such laws, The UCF Health Resource Heritage, will describe the safety. For more information call while similar ones are pending and Wellness Center will be experiences of Jewish immi Swimming hazards, emer Bruce Cone at 333-8388. in Washington, California, holding its annual Wellness grants to America at 11 a.m. gency response, rescue breath Texas, Mississippi, Illinois, Expo on the Campus Green. April 3 in room 221 of Howard ing and boating safety are a • PRESS CRIME RIGHTS Ohio, Virginia, Maryland, This -year's event will fea Phillips Hall. few of the issues that will be (CPS)-The Bray, the stu Delaware, New Jersey, New ture the "Spirit of Wellness Libo is also the curator of covered in the seven-hour day. dent paper at Southern Arkan York and Massachusetts. Contest." "In the Footsteps of Colum The course is free and open sas University, has filed a for Florida campus newspa Entrants are asked to write bus," which premieres April 2 to the public. mal complaint to force SAU pers have access to police a 300-600 word short essay on at the Orange County Histori Water Saftey Day will be officials to release campus crime records because of an what they think a Wellness cal Museum. held at various locations crime records. open record law called· The Lifestyle is and how they in The lecture is open to the around central Florida. SAU officials say federal Sunshine Law. corporate it into their own life public and free of charge. For more information on a privacy laws prohibit them for style. Additional information location near you call the cen releasing the information. •COLLEGIANS CHEAT The top three entrants will about Libo's appearance may tral Florida chapter of the Red Several other student pa (CPS)-Anywhere from 20 per receive an award of $75. be obtained by contacting Dr. Cross at 894-4141. pers around the country have cent to 30 percent of the Entryforms and morejnfor Moshe Pelli, director of Judaic been trying to wrest campus nation's collegians cheat by mation about the contest can Studies, at 281-5039 or 275-. • TECHNICAL WINNERS crime news from local admin copying others' work, plagia be obtained at the Health Re 2251, or Sara van Arsdel, di 1'he Central Florida Society istrators and· police, citing the rizing term papers or using source and Wellness Center at rector of the Orange County for Technical Communication public's right to know and pro crib sheets during exams, a 281-5841. Historical Museum, at 898- will host an open house at NCR tect itself. study by Harvard's Institute Faculty and students may 8320. Corporation in Lake Mary In mid-February, the Ohio for Educational Management submit entries. The deadline from lOa.m. to5 p.m. on Satur State Lantern had to delay found March 7. for submission of the essay is •WATER SAFETY DAY day. reporting news of a student's Over 43 percent of the April 6. The Central Florida Chap The open house will feature abduction and rape for five country's college teachers be The winners will be an ter of American Red Cross wiU the exhibit of international days because local authorities lieve students are "willing to nounced at approximatelY. host its first Water Safety Day technical publications compe refused to confirm or deny the cheat to get good grades." 12:30 p.m. at the Wellness on Saturday. tition winners, including the tragedy had occurred. It's a massive probJem and a Expo. Instructors and volunteers best of show. Congress soon will start disturbing reflection of our trained by Red Cross will be on Fred O'Hara, regional spon debating bills to force colleges society,"· said University of • JEWISH IMMIGRANTS hand to provide information, sor, will give a short talk at 2 to report campus crime data. Delaware Dean Timothy F. Dr. Kenneth Libo, curator of tips and show safety tech p.m. on the judging process. Pennsylvania, Louisiana, Brooks, who participated in American Jewish History at niques to parents and children This event is free and open Florida and Tennessee al- the study. 4 The Central Florida Future March 29, 1990 . Budweiser, the .King of Beers, and lambda Chi Alpha proud~ present... __ Friday March 30, 1990 6:00 p.m. UCF Gymnasium Admission: $4.00 in advance $5.00 at the door - lnterfraternity Boxing Tournament (on sale now in the cafeteria)
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SCHMIDT Schmidt's representative, and would scrutinize the sections ·FROM PAGE 1 DiBona will represent Vice of the Election Statutes deal President Christine ing with publicity and eligibil Toutikian. ity, and will also look at the Schmidt said. Dr. Le Vester Tubbs, vice Eligibility Statutes. The student body president president for student affairs, The committee will conduct and vice president or their des appointed Brown and Lawson business until May 14 and ignees must serve on the to the committee. make a formal recommenda • committee. Dickes is Schmidt said the committee tion to the senate by May 17 . Air Fares based on Round trip travel. Restrictions apply. 1 NEW DEGREES there are about 45 to 50 stu schools to get a Ph.D.," dents in the master's program Debnath said . • 'Bryan.t:Y;;-,;[j~~~ -~ FROM PAGE3 courteous service to UCF students ~ in UCF's math department, If the BOR approves the and many may go elsewhere request for the doctorate pro 9442 E. COLONIAL• 282-5100 last year. The results' are ex- for a doctorate. gram, it would take about two pected in the next month. "I know of three or four stu years to start, and new faculty According to Debnath, dents that went to other would have to be hired.
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SALE PRICES GOOD THROUGH TUESDAY APRIL 10TH. ANTTTIES LIMITED. SW47H 6 The Central Florida Future March 29, 1990 --..· - ter the investigation. FIGHT .-~------. Knutson permanently sus FROM PAGE 1 COUPON LARGE 14" pended Paid-N-Full members I I Joe Berry and Ray Irvin and -~.,~,~ I CHEESE PIZZA ~~ I ,_ Harris. Witnesses said Wilk their coach, Brian Covington, I * Nqt valid with other offers ONLY ~'O· I ening was then pushed away from all intramural competi by one team member and tions as a result of the incident. punched by another. Shawn Jefferson of Paid-N DEL.IV ERV ~OuP00-ANY~;:,.-----~ "I don't recall in my 13 years Full was also suspended, but I GRINDER of{\ I any situation where a guy just may be reinstated by Knutson. went up and attacked an offi Harris said similar situ SERVICE I 'Not valid with other offers "al\~<;:, I cial," said witness Loren Knut ations have occurred in his Kelsey's I son, director of Recreational three years as a UCF referee. FOR THE DISCRIMINAT Services. The UCF Police De "The punching was the only ING CUSTOMER! ~OUPON--LARG;;-4 .. -----~ partment is making a formal thing unusual," Harris said. I I investigation and mayfilemis "I've had more than one player I PIZZA W/ANY ONE ITEM I demeanor battery charges af- get in my face." I *Not valid with other offers ~'0~9J I nL wl• Kelsey's ~OUPON-TWOFOR------4 Those of you who are . I Get 2 1 O" Pizzas with I savouring a HOT I any 2 Toppings For Only ~\o:f~ I I *Not valid with other offers OJI I oven Pizza made with L Kelsey's _J fresh dough, bounti lcOUPON - DINNERFOR TWO-- ~gl ful salads with I ONL y \1 ·°' I I 2 Spaghetti Dinners w/salad 1 mounds of meats, I *Not valid with 1 cheeses, and vege ~ther ~e~ __ ~ ~arn:__sread _ Kelsey'~ lCOUPON FAMILY FEAST I tables or one of our I Greek for 1 gg I ~A\. I authentic Italian I Large 1 Item Pizza It's easy. 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BIOlllCllll Enter April 2nd - May 11th " Stop by or call the UCF Apple Sales Store Computer Center II, Room 105, Ask for John or Amy, 281-5434 See your Campus Computer Reseller for Sweepstakes Rules and Regulations. o 19'}) Apple COOlputer, Inc. Apple, the Apple I~ . and Macintosh are lt!(istered tmdem:irks of NJple Computer, Inc. The Ce~tra l Florida Future March 29, 1990 7 • • If you are interested in any ·of the follo.wing offices come by the Student Government front desk and ask for an applicotion ! • Chief of Staff, Director of Vice Presidential Rf fairs, Comptroller, Rttorneg General, Judicial Rdvisor, Public Relations Director, Director of Student Lobbging Deadline is April 5 'l1 Dl~lll~ 1\.lll~ S'l,IJJ)l~N'I, f;f)\'l~llN)ll~N'I' Sl,f)NSf)lll~I) IJl~1\.J)l~llSIIII• S(;Uf)l.JlllSDll,S ll\T1\ll.JllllJI~! TO BE ELIGIBLE YOU MUST: / Plan to be enrolled during the 1990-91 academic year and were not at any time within the 9 (nine) months prior to the application ~ue date, paid Student Government Officials. The scholarships will be awarded to ten·students "who ~~~I<,~~ cove.,,,,~ 11 have improved student life on campus. i=: • ;!! ~ 'if! 0 .s- ~ ~ ~ ~ .r,., ~ .. II of Cen\~~ ( "...... , ·"" ""''""' APPLICATIONS ARE DUE FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1990! .. ,.~ THE APPLICATIONS MUST BE RETURNED IO THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR STUPEHT AFFAIRS, DR. LEVESTER TUBBS • The news media has been full to bursting with talk about Lithuania lately. The March 28 edi tion of The Orlando Sentinel had a news story and three editorial pieces, including a staff edi torial, about the causes and events there and what the world should do about it. Sen. Jesse Helms, the arch-conservative from North Carolina, has been calling for the United States to recognize Lithuanian independence. The Sentinel said countries interested in seeing Soviet reforms succeed should be "very vocal in pushing the Kremlin to talk with Lithuania" and little else. Others are proposing responses from every point on the ideological scale. But it doesn't matter. It's an unpleasant fact to face up to, but the United States is not going to do anything sub stantial about the situation in Lithuania. Gorbachev is going to do exactly what he wants to do because he knows this to be true. He can continue to make demands, round up and Americans just don't knciw socialism beat up deserters and move troops into and The radical right and business forces always through the country without serious conse complain that any social or environmental program quences from the West. He could even order a is "one more step towards socialism." What they infer is that these poJicies shouldn't l.Je enacted because full-scale invasion and all the United States socialism would spell doom for our nation. would do is make loud noises. Let me tell you, we have plenty of socialism in The main reason for this is that the leader America, but it's not from the Liberals. It's from ship of the United States doesn't have the guts business. - the corruption and ripoffs in defense firms - to force the Soviets (or any superpower) to back The cozy relationship between government and without any of the benefits. down over something this close to Soviet inter business is costing the American people billions of Yes, I'm sure you're shocked, there are benefits to dollars each year. The traditional tripe of "let the socialism. The capitalist system is an extremely good ests. market remain free" was destroyed by our govern one as well. The problem with capitalism is caused by Chinese leaders ordered the murder of hun ment when it started subsidizing business, not when its main strength: self interest. Unfortunately, there dreds, possibly thousands, of peaceful students, it tried to protect the environment. is a very fine line between self interest and unmiti but the leader's rear ends are still ringing from Chrysler, Amtrak, and defense contractors are, or gated greed. Greed causes things like the Exxon ' the resounding kisses of American envoys. were, maintained by the government. I hate to tell Valdez and the S&Ls; we need to correct those fail you this Mr. Reagan, that's socialism. ures with government action. Americans were outraged by the massacre; our Businesses not only se11 much of their wares to the But right now we're seeing the worst elements of leaders worried about economics. government, they demand that government run the capitalism along with the ills of socialism. The reason Whether you favor Lithuanian independence economy to their satisfaction. These policies may not is that Americans don't recognize socialism when or not (and we do), Bush and company's reaction be in the interest of the American people. they see it. to Tiananmen Square makes it clear that we are Business groups are also starting to use the Liber The first step to solving our problems is to get not going to stand up for Lithuania. Oh, an a1s. beyond the rhetoric of "socialism" and "capitalism." They are starting to see the wisdom of a national Until we know what the economic systems stan·d for, invasion might provoke some short-lived eco health insurance system. we can't begin to solve our problems. nomic sanctions or something of that level, but Not because ofhumanitarian reasons, but because Let me give you a head start. Gorbachev knows the consequences will not be they would rather have the government pay for it. Social and environmental programs aren't a step very painful in the long run. What we have are the worst elements of socialism towards socialism, they're a step towards sanity. We are not arguing that the United States should be willing to provoke a war over this tiny Baltic republic, even though we believe Lithu ania is a sovereign nation that should have the • SCHMIDT HAS TO GO • THE REVOLTING TRUTH or the inclination to bother with .. right to decide its own destiny. Editor: Editor: the activities of student govern But it is clear that all of this talk about what I'm a black student at UCF. I I am writing in response to a ment. Any organization that has so we should do for Lithuania is all that we are often see Fred Schmidt wa Hong letter published in the March 20 little impact on students that less' around the campus. issue of The Future regarding the than one in five see any need to • going to do. Usually when we make eye issue of glory holes. vote in its most vital election is not contact, we say hi to each other. It is the responsibility of news worth a large amount of time. It is Cmtral Florida future Just because he said "boy" does papers such as these to reveal the only when this organization per o 1890 Tht Ce~ Aca10I Fuu• not make him a racist, but he did truth, no matter how vile or revolt forms an action that I find embar P.O. Box 25000. Orlando, Florida 32816 make a racial slur. ing it may be. rassing because of its potential Business Office (407) 275-2601, News Office (407) 275·2865 One student said, "Fred only Should the media have refused impact on the reputation of the said it once." My answer was, to reveal the situation regarding university that I feel obliged act Editor in Chief "How many times must he say it to the Holocaust merely because it Fred Schmidt has vetoed a bill R. Scott Horner be deemed inappropriate behavior was horrifying? Should they like to repeal a statute that is blatantly Managing Editor Eric Dentel for his job." wi~~ey ilie mM~s ilie ri~t to unconstitutional. The freedom of News Editor Lauren Curtis One must remember Mr. learn of the cruelty of the ruling speech is a fundamental right Sports Editor Bill Foxworthy Schmidt is in the highest position society South Africa solely be granted to all people under the a student at UCF or any other cause it goes against everything Confetti Editor John Citrone jurisdiction of the U.S. university can have. He cannot humanity stands for? Copy Editor Constitution. Jennifer Off enburger make a derogatory statement No. Fred's idea that "one must com Photo Editor Jorge Alvarez such as boy and expect to repre It is necessary to disgust and ply with the rules" is incorrect Production Manager Lara E. Hutchison sent the interest of the entire stu revolt humanity through articles when those rules are unconstitu dent body. such as these. The stronger the tional. The Constitution is the • Office Manager Tracy Tor res One should also remember it is emotional reaction, the stronger foundation of our judicial system. Ad Production Manager Anissa Larson not the word but the manner in the actions that will be taken It is necessary that the student Advertising Staff Armand Cimaroli which the word was used. against these events. government rules be made to com Cindy Cowen UCF is headed for a big change ply with the Constitution. because some students are willing Chad Brunner I look forward to a presidential ,Opinions expressed In The Cenrral Florida Ftllure are lhose ol lhe newspaper or lndlvldual colurmist and not necessarily th06e of the Board of Publications, University Admlnlslration, to fight the power. Fred Schmidt aerospace engineer apology and a speedy repeal of this or B0atd of Regenia. Let1ers lo the Edilor must be typed, maximum of 300 words and Include - Got to go, got to go. Peace. the aUlhor's signature, major and phone number. Leners are subject to editing for grammar embarrassing statute. and space and become the copyrighted property of the newspaper. Names may be withheld • VETO WAS WRONG but the newspaper reserves the right to refuse publication al any letter. Too Central Florida Ftllure Is a free,oon-proflt newspaper publlahed twice weekly during the academic year and Robert Linsey Editor: David Grossman weekly during the aummer. Al moo11nga of the BOP are open lo Iha public. physical education Normally I do not have the time computer science The Central Florida Future March 29, 1990 9 CAMPUS LITE by Scott They're great for string-art They can enhance anybody's They can be useful in Convenient for measuring Make it larger, install a sink Flemmo's applications wall graffitti exchanging puzzled looks spaghetti and add a refrigerator and GUIDE TO ..'j with very noisy neighbors you got one hell of a wet bar. non-sexual G ~, ~ 6' GLORY HOLE . :.,,..,. . ~ • et ~~·f~~') .. l).l DR. DEMINUS by Charles Rudd • WHAr Mt: You DOING, ( Fll'IALS ! Bl.IT F'INALS ARE IS TAAT SOATOF Lf~e ADVANCE W E"e'KS AWA'/ ! FUNcRAL ARR.ANfuG ME/\JTC; 1 / / . I'm sn.JD'y'l.-.Jb ~OR FINALS. I KNOW, BUI IT~ IN YOUR CASE ..• SEST TO PRePARE: FOR THESE KINDS YCAHI...... OS:: THINGS IN ADVANcf!~ I DD DD CJ • D CJ D Eating bugs could have possibilities as television show At least that's what I did. I imagine most people do. Because let's face it: Just because you watch a certain show on televi sion, that doesn't mean you want DA~E'S DA~E'S to ADMIT it. Let1s say you're flipping There comes a time in the life through your 8,479 cable chan of every American citizen when TV ARBITRON nels, and you come across a pro Duty calls. "Hey! YOU!!" are gram called "Eat Bugs For Duty's exact words, and unless LOG Money," wherein theybringouta you're some kind of flag-dese large live insect, and the contest crating pervert, you're going to ants secretly write down the stand up, as Americans have minimum amount of money they stood up for more than 200 would have to be given to eat it, years, and you're going to say, and whichever one has the low "Yes, I will participate in the est bid has to actually do it. Arbitron television-ratings sur Admit it: YOU would watch this vey." program. I answered The Call one re In fact, right now you're say cent afternoon. ing to yourself, "Hey, I wonder The phone rang, and it was a what channel that's on." person informing me that I had Unfortunately, at present it's been selected to be an Arbitron still in the conceptual stage. It's household based on an exhaus based on an idea from my editor, tive screening process consist Gene Weingarten, who has pub ing of being home when my licly stated that he would eat a number was dialed at random. live adult South Florida Cock As you can imagine, 1 was roach (average weight: 11 deeply moved. pounds) for $20,000. "Do I get money?" I asked. My point is that you'd watch The reason I asked this is this program, but you wouldn't that a couple of years ago I was tell Arbitron. a Nielsen ratings household, You'd claim that you watched and an they paid me was two a National Geographic special lousy dollars, yet they wanted with a name like "The Amazing me to write down EVERY PRO- •..i• World of Beets." GRAMIWATCHED, which was rs.; 1990 Tribune Media Services. Inc. In my Arbitron diary, I wrote virtually impossible because All Rights Reserved that our entire household (in- I'm a guy and therefore I gener- cluding Earnest, who is, legally, ally watch 40 programs at once. These people become FAMOUS for having secret a dog) mainly watched the network news, whereas in Guys are biologically capable of keeping track of bodily prob1ems. fact the only remotely educational programming we huge numbers of programs simultaneously by chang When they go out to dinner, large celebrity-wor watched that week was a commercial for oat bran, ing the channel the instant something boring hap shiping crowds gather to stare and point and whisper which by the way is clearly no more intended for pens, such as dialogue. excitedly to each other, "Look! It's Elston V. Quad human consumption than insects are. Whereas women, because of a tragic genetic flaw, rant, Hemorrhoid Sufferer!" Speaking ofwhich, here is a Late Bulletin: My wife feel compelled to watch only ONE PROGRAM AT A At least these people get paid, which is more than - this is the wonderful thing about Free Enterprise TIME, the way people did back in the Middle Ages, you can say for the people who go on the syndicated - has considered Gene Weingarten's bid and an- before the invention of the remote control. TV talk shows and seek to enhance public under nounced that SHE would eat a live adult cockroach Anyway, it turns out that $2 is also all you get for standing of various tragic psychological disorders by for just $2,000. . being an Arbitron household. candidly revealing that they are total wackmobiles If you sincerely feel you can beat that price, drop But I agreed to be one anyway, because, let's face C'I'm Geraldo Rivera, and these men are commercial me a line c/o The Miami Herald, Miami, FL 33132, it, when anybody connected with the television in airline pilots with live trout in their shorts."). because I'd like to produce a pjlot episode of "Eat dustry asks you to do something, no matter how So I figured the least I could do, for television, was Bugs For Money" with an eye toward - call me a stupid or degrading it is, you do it. be an Arbitron household. 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Bren. That was the best Birthday gift! I am in Miami. Meet at canoes Fn @ 6 :30pm. Let's EASY GOING CALL 676-1018 LEAVE ccn. P.O. Box 5852, still recovering and can't see Three get man-mile! Look out for Pin Patrol! MESSAGE. 1itUSVJlio. Fl. 32783 Fug1bves tonight at 7 & 9pm. Why don't you RESUMES & TERM PAPERS take my little sis Babs? Love you, Barbi Kappa Sigma PROFESSIONAL SECRETARIES Greek Week is almost here, let's set another ATTENTION: Excellent Income FAST & ACCURATE can record. Games practice this weekend. D for Home Assembly Work. Info. Research Park-Researdl Pavilion-101 Mark W. For the last time, I won't meet you diving too. LUAU is tomorrow nite. ADPi we're Call 504·646-1700 Depl. P307 Executive Support Centers-275-6455 at your hang-out Leave me be. Lewehoek gonna rock your world! See ya there. Lambda Chi Alpha 1 or 2 Bdrm Apt, walk $285. 851-7235. MDA intersection is Saturday morning, all are welcome I The main event is Friday night 6pm Apt. in OviedolUCF area. 2bed/2Bath central in the gym. Buy your ticket for $4 prior to the heat & air, all appl. Incl. Ideal for sharing $450/ fight or $5 at the door. See ya there. mo. 657-4936 AN•CACOMPANY Pi Kappa Alpha Desirable Sherwood Forest 3bdl2bth washer/ "Rob lane Classic" Party Saturday Night. Pay dryer, microwave, dishwasher. One Avail. • the balance of your dues by Friday. Floor May 1 $625/mo reserve now (407) 658-4310 II Hockey today at 4:00 T RO I HT LIVE' Howell Branch/Winter Park Area, 1o min. Kickoff Greek Week 1990-an international from UCF. Wash/Ory, mlcwv, 2 car garage. affair at the KICKOFF 2bdrms/full bath, ea. $262.50/mo, No pets. DANA CARVEY PARTY I Sun., April 1st, 9pm-12am Eric 676-5719 834~3541 Orlando Sports Center (Econlockhatchee between University Blvd & 50). Starting at Large 212 wtprivate balcony or patio, large 9pm there will be BEER, A LIVE OJ, and kitchen walking distance to UCF. Please ask hundreds of prizes lasting until midnight. about our move-in special. 282-5657 Eddie Farrell is a con man. Admission only $2. Show your spirit and party at KICKOFF 199011 He's out of luck, out of time and out of money. "ATIENTION" GOVERNMENT HOMES But he'll be ~eady when ... from $1 (U repair) . Delinquent tax property. Ra~uetball Club Repossessions. Call 1-602-636-6885 Ext. Interested in Racquetball? Join the UCF GH5780 Racquetball Club. A great way to have fun, stay in shape, and meet other players. All level Brand new Wellington Taperflex of players welcome. Call 676-1648. Water skis for sale. Also indudes 2 ski vests, tow rope, gloves, etc $325 or best oHer. Call Fellowship of Christian Athletes Steve at 671-~4. CHALK DRAWING ! It will move right before your eyes and change your life! 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We welcome any one interested in joining meet King Waterbed $1 70 includes delivery wav ings Wednesday 5:00pm Welln ~ss Center. eless 1yr old call 282-1 603 David French Club Meeting Fri Mar30 at2pmPH114. Bring Dues $8. Plans for End of Semeste r Festival will be discussed. For more Info call Frank at 275- 4433 lilffli&lliltll A FREE GIFT JUST FOR CALLING. PLUS SEIZED CARS, trucks, 4wheelers, TV's, ste RAISE UP TO $1 ,700 IN ONLY 10 DAYS. reos, furniture, computers by DEA, FBI, IRS ... Student groups, frats, and sororities needed and US customs. Available your area now. for marketing project on campus. For detai ls Call 1-605-662-7555 Ext. C-1759. plus your FREE GIFT Group offi cers call 1- (call 7 days a week) 600-765-8472 Ext. 50 1966 Nissan Pulsar NX Sspd , AM-FM cas sette, car cover and bra incl. Taking best offer Water Ski Club meeting tonight In the lobby of 275-4141or578-8746 Ask for Matthew the library at 7pm. You are invited to come and join up! 1990 Honda Civic EX 4dr sedan, 5spd loaded. OPENS FRIDAY, MARCH 3orn AT ATHEATRE NEAR YOU For more info call Dave 381-5017 Asking $11,700 578-8746 The Central Florida Future March 29, 1990 11 PRACTICE an open rnirid." WOMEN'S TENNIS Dina Caputa, seeded third, lost her first set FROM PAGE 12 Also vying for a shot are red FROM PAGE 12 but rallied to win the match, 5-7 6-1, 6-2. shirt freshmen Travis Peoples "Our main problem is with the amount of and Larry Judanis. · players the women's team has to wor-k with," mains a question. Last year Incumbent starters· have catch up." Coach Lori Burdell said of the team's 6-13 both Rudy Jones and Ron been given the option this The rest of the women's team won its singles record. · Johnson started for the spring of how much they prac matches with the exception of Krista Warner, "We could have won a lot more tournaments Knights. tice. who played with an injury. this seaSOll if we didn't have to forfeit so many McDowell expects to find "The goal is primarily to First seed Julie Fisher and second seed of our matches," the starter among those play find out what the young play Hanne Riksheim won their singles and doubles UCF's women's team has the minimum six , ers, though he plans to "keep ers can do," McDowell said. matches in straight sets. players. UCF foreits the match ifone is injured. BOXING ITALIAN RISTORANTE FROM PAGE 12 10065 University Blvd. & Dean Rd. Suncrest Village Shopping Center So what if they're not real boxers. Point #1 is: these frat For Reservations or Take Out fighters TRAIN for their ~ Call 671-5555 matches. It may be as little as \O~ two days' worth of shadow '}, Rush boxing, but training is mini -..--...... ~'§ mally important since Point #2 9:00 and 10:00 P.M. WE NEVER makes up for it. Point # 2 is: the crowd is 2 for l :\d rniss1011 .it till' 9 & Ill l'.M. Shi 111·s ()nly. COMPROMISE ON there to see people pound each Bnng Tl11:. ,\d. QUALITY, COME IN other into slush-like blobs of swollen tissue. The crowd AND TRY FOR YOUR would just as soon annihilate a Pink Floyd The Wall SELF. PUCCINI'S boxer as wait for an opponent to do so. There's nothing like 11:00 P.M. WILL MAKE IT being surrounded by 1,200 WORTH THE TRIP... angry people who want to see blood to motivate a person to fight for his life. At the first sign that the WITH E;NZO AGNESE & THE CONTJNENTAL boxers think they can fake EVERY FRIOAY NIGHT ~ . . their way through two rounds by doingthelambada, thefans get restless and begin threat ening the boxers. Pretty soon, the boxers real ize they can choose one of two ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--'-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~---1 routes.Thefirstistocontinue prancing about the ring like two ballerinas and to live the rest of their lives being ridi- culed for their docile behavior in the ring. The other option is for the boxer to attempt to decapitate his foe. -· 'T But this enthusiasm to kill people must have its limits. In 'Because working part-time at last year's heavyweight bout, things got a bit out of hand. UPS ... I don't have to. They have First, one fighter began the five-day schedules that leave your match by wrestling his oppo weekends free. Work morning or nent. This escalated into what looked like octopuses playing a night hours that work around game of Twister as the refjoin your class schedule. And get ed the two overweight sumo paid holidays and vacations. style boxers on the canvas attempting to stop the fracas. "That 's plenty of time to study or Once the round resumed, recharge. And I make plenty too .. . the other fighter retaliated by almost $10,000 a year for working about politely tossing the first guy 4 hours a day. UPS knows students out of the ring and on to the value time as much as money. floor, causing him to bounce off the concrete for several min 'f\t VPS, most students work in Oper utes (squeals of delight ema ations and some in Accounting, Indus nate from the audience). The trial Engineering, I. S. and Customer referee brought the fighters " together to remind them to be Service. So if you don't do weekends, do gentlemen and to just punch contact UPS." the stew out of each other. Applicants are being considered The first guy, in a show of for your local UPS office. For good faith, promptly reached around the ref and punched interviews or more information about his opponent on the jaw. The UPS, see your school's career referee disqualified him for development or job placement ·:····· throwing the punch, which is ·., ..· center. UPS is an equal opportunity exactly what he deserved. .••#: ... ".... employer. While no one should condone M/F such terrific action, (I mean, such horrible and unnecessary ;lA©Jiitl1fa,t , violence) it was all exciting ,, ,, ,: ~' ;~!~~:f~~:j; and entertaining. This one altercation wasn't indicative of the other Greek Gloves matches and should not be the sort of thing to re WORKING FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK FOR US. ceive a lot of attention in print. Some say boxing is bad. It 1 leaves its participants unable UPS' DEUVERB EDUCATIDI to speak, slows their. reflexes and damages their brain, they say. But the same thing hap pens at any given keg party. So why waste all this self abuse? Let these guys fight all the ~oney from Greek Gloves II goes to the American Diabetes Association. March 29, 1990 12 Spar t s 11,11ri111t11Y111111111 1111t1Ya~11•11i111stf1i1111a•1•11••*'"'~ Men's golf wins 3 Spring focus on defense, .tourneys in a row quarterback Knights roll by using teamwork in Alabama by Roy Fuoco CEN1RAL FLORIDA FUTURE by Roy Fuoco UCF into the top 10or12 when CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE the p By Dave Schlenker EY HAVE No BMWs OR attention to the odds. Saabs sitting in a two- "People don't give mar l car garage- only a rtage a chance," Jesus said. rusting '81 Datsun and an "The minute something goes orange '76 VWBug parked in wrong, they want to chuck the oil-stained parking lot of the whole thing. It's stupid." their aging apartment com- On the surface, there plex. seems to be a lot that can go There's no take-out wrong between Jesus and sushi-just an occasional Carman. trtp to the Boston Fish On the husband's side, House. a seafood restaurant there is the full load of radio I noted for its low prtces. television classes at the UCF Power ties and suspenders by day and a near full-time are out. paidinternshipatWESH-1V, Shorts and T-shirts bear- often lasting sometimes past ing the names of progressive 12 a.m. For Carman, rock groups are in. the day includes a part-time They are are a generation secretarial job and the full younger than the yuppy thir- time task of finding a full tysomething couples por- time job. trayed on television and too "We can go three days old to be heavy-metal head- without seeing each other," bangers frequenting side- Jesus said. "I can live with walks on skateboards. that. But Carman has prob- They are Carman and lems with it. " 0 v e r a 11 • Jesus Bulnes. a married we're pretty easygoing," he couple in their early 20s added. Between both jobs working their way through and school, there is also little college. money. They are the twentysom- Most college-educated ethings. couples in their 30s are TV\,$ (S C~rt'Wl1 ~rd fr\e a+- ok~f.l\~'s hoM.e. Jht..S coutd have\?~ working in their designated ~fQ. \.Ue ~ MMr:Q.J.-Co0\0. h~ ~ l'.\~ •• _ "I remember back when I field and financially secure, hM. MO~ hc.\r b~c.K... ~. - J"esvs BL>tnes. was first manied. I was Jesus said. r: about 21, and people used to But With college contend come up to me and see my ingwith the other bills to pay, wedding ring." Jesus, now couples in their 20s tend not 23, recalled. "The question to be as stable. people would always ask me "I would say our biggest was how old I was." obstacle, probably, is that The reactions were sur we're poor," Jesus said with a prised and not very optimis half-hearted laugh. "We live tic. month to month. You get "They (otheryoungpeople) tired of having no money." see marriage as the end of Carman said she is used to life. I see it as a new phase," living on a low income. he said dryly. .. Our biggest fear is not Faced with all the burdens having economic security," and expenses of a thirtysom Carman said. "But I grew up ething couple and more, the poor. And even ifI were single couple is also faced with the and living with a roommate, I fact that odds are against would still be poor." them. The two claimed they "Couples who are married rarely argue, but when they in their 20s usually tend to do, chances are it is about stay together less than 15 m oney. years," said Stan Cobb, an "Sometimes we get into Orlando a ttorney who tiffs about long-distance handles m ostly divorce calls," Carman said. "Both of cases. our fo lks live in Miami, and Dr. David Gay, a UCF soci his parents gave him a call ology professor who teaches ing card so they pay for his a class on marriage, said the calls. And he gets mad at me main reason for divorce every time I'm on the phone among young couples in with my parents." their 20s is mostly money "That's because you talk matters. for days," Jesus replied, r have fP ld~ · Ca f f\llQt\ WOl\.\-cl 'it> fb.L Jesus said he believes marriage is would want something a lot less ex rarely hire people directiy·out of col COUPLES also an asset right now. For o.ne. he pensive, like a (Volkswagon) Cabri lege. FROM PAGE 1 said college is a lot cheaper because olet." "More than likely, I will have to state financial-aid benefits are "What about world hunger? What move," Jesus said. "I want to start in he exclaimed. nearly double for married students. about world peace?" Jesus said, Orlando, though. Ten years ago, it The two met at Tampa's University Then there are classes. taking every available chance to would have been easy to get a job in of South Florida four years ago. They "In terms of school and grades and tease his wife. Orlando." were friends for nearly two years all that, it has helped me," he said. "I mean things I want materialisti "I can. see a definite problem in our before they started dating. Three "Before I was married, it was' like, cally," she said with a sigh. marriage if he ge.ts ajob some place months after the relationship blos 'Oh, I don't feel like going to class "What about world peace T else," Carman said. somed into romance, they were en today. Let's have a beer.'" shirts?" he demanded in a dramatic "In 1O years I'll be 31," she said. "I gaged. Jesus said it boils down to one tone. would like to be starting on my sec "My mom was surprised," Cannan thing. But facing the job market is no )nd child." recalled. "She asked me if I was preg .. I think it's less a question of age joke for the couple . Jesus laughed. nant." and more a question of maturity," he In fact, it terrifies them. "He always laughs when I talk Jesus grinned. said. Carman said she would be better about children," she said. "I wouldn't have married you ifyou The two said they are not just suited to stay in the Orlando area as 'Tm not big into kids," Jesus ex were," he told his wife jokingly. playing grown-up; they are grown the movie and film business prom plained. "I mean, I guess I wouldn't She laughed, called himajerkand up. ises to thrive here. beat 'em or anything." then slapped him again on the shoul They hope to end their money Radio and television work has al The boyish grin returns. der. problems soon as Jesus graduates in ready been thriving in Orlando- a "I'll probably like them," he said, "But being marrted definitely May. factor that is not in Jesus' favor. The looking at his wife. "Eventually." helps me. I don't have to worry about WWe're too young to want BMWs," market has become so large and "Jesus!" Carman replied. "Shut men," Carman said. Carman said. 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