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by ALYCIA SEVERSON hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. student ing to the Master Plan, the campus Staff writer drivers can be seen cruising the will need another garage before parking lots in search of a place to then. The good news is, forthe first park. Both Patton and Gutch, who time in four years, there will be no If all goes as planned, by the recently served on the Alternative increase in the parking decal fee turn of the century there will be Parking Strategy sub-committee, this fall. over 40,000 students at UCF - recommended several other alter­ The bad news is, the price almost twice the amount there is natives to afeeincreasethatseemed will go up next year and will con­ now. to fall on fixed minds. tinue to rise yearly until at least According to the transporta­ Patton said he felt the best 2008. tion elementofUCF' sM~ter Plan, short-term solution was to provide This could mean a $85 park­ most of these students will be com­ parking by the UCF Arena at re­ ing sticker by fall 1997. muters and therefore an "aggres­ duced rates. "I think students who Of course, any increase is sive fee structure" is needed to en­ do not mind the walk (or a bus ride) contingent on the parking garage sure adequate campus parking. to the campus area could pay less plan UCF's Parking and Traffic When translated, this means that for parking," he said. Advisory Committee chooses to next year's students must begin to Other alternatives include endorse. The committee is working pay for the parking garages of the a separate garage sticker or fee, to develop a long-range parking distant future. limitedparkingforon-campusresi­ plan to accommodate UCF' s in­ A parking decal price in­ dents, car pooling and more meters creasing student population. crease seems appealing because for short term parking without a At the last committee meet­ previous increases have generated sticker. Many of these options, ing, three parking garage plans were enough revenue to begin construc­ such as Arena parking and limited presented. The three plans each tion on one parking garage right access parking, are already offered called for either one, two, or four now. at other state universities. parking garages, and each would This "One Garage" plan is Richard Turkiewicz, com­ be funded by a corresponding in­ what Student Government Presi­ mittee member from the UCF Po­ crease in parking decal prices. dent Darin Patton and Vice Presi­ lice Department, said that these al­ Each option - and almost dent Kevin Gutch recommended to ternatives are "no comparison as an each committee member - made the Advisory Committee. offset to an increase in the price of one thing quite clear: students are "Most options include a parking decals." Earlier this spring, the largest source of revenue avail­ prettydrasticpriceincrease,''Gutch Turkiewicz presented this commit­ able. said. "Tuer are other options to tee with his view of the school's As committee member look at. We've got to take the time parking situation. At the time, the Louise Friderici of Handicapped to research them." committee voted against a decal SWANCEY /Future Student Services said, ''The truth Under the One Garage plan price increase. is, if you want to increase revenue there will be a decal price increase This summer, Dr. John then charge the students, there are of 13 percent to serve as a trust fund Bolte, Director of Finance at UCF, Hulk Hogan was named the new World Championship more of them." for the next garage. This plan does presented a "Four Garage" plan Wrestling heavyweight champion after he beat Rick Flair at Parking at UCF is clearly a not allow for the next garage to be Orlando Arena Sunday night during "Back at the Beach." problem. At any time between the built until 2002; however, accord- See PARKING, page 2 UCF engineers UCF graduate makes it to the movies plan to visit Jordan D UCF graduate Bob by OMAR DAJANI Zlatkiss is the founder Staff writer and head of American Seven UCF engineering professors have Video Network: ''Your been invited to participate in an international science and technology conference to be held 16,000 Movies in Amman, Jordan, from July 28 through Superstore." Aug. 6. The annual conference of the Net­ work of Arab Scientists and Teclinologists by OMAR DAJANI Abroad will feature technical workshops, Staff writer panel discussions and field trips. "The College of Engineering, in sup­ If inventing the Chip-clip solved the port of Dr. [John] Hitt's goals for the year problem of stale potato chips, then Bob 2000, has been working diligently on many Zlatkiss thought he -could solve the prob­ international programs," said Dr. Martin lem of bad service at video rental stores. Wanielista, dean of College of Engineering. Now with 12 stores and a customer ser­ "This conference provides us with an­ ROSE/Future vice-oriented policy, he thinks he is well on Bob Zlatkiss sits among the top renters in his American Video Network other vehicle in which we can share much of the way of achieving his dream. store at University Boulevard, a store which employs 12 UCF students. the research activities and teaching that we do "In 1985 I was shopping at this video throughout the college of engineering." store, and this guy was acting like he was gives good service do?" ''The first six months we were doing The conference, scheduled during doing everyone a favor. He wasn't caring Zlatkiss had an idea. The UCF political $15 or $20 a day in business, we really had Jordan's Science Week, will bring together about the customer," said Zlatkiss, 36, science graduate used $20,000 he had saved no customers." hundreds of engineers and scientists from president and founder of American Video selling dust-mops and opened his first store at Then Zlatkiss mixed the skills he Network. "If this guy could do it, and he's the comer of Curry Ford Road and Semoran See ENGINEERS, page 2 giving bad service, what could a guy who Boulevard. See VIDEO, page 2

News 1-3 Opinion 4-5 Classified 6 Up close with WUCF' s Scary Mary - p. A3 Axis 7-10 Sports 11-12 2 •July 20, 1994 • • Fonner UCF student now Engineers take science overseas ENGINEER, from • heads up 16.000 Videos page1 VIDEO, from page 1 lars in annual sales with a single digit turnover rate. over20 countries. • learned at UCF with h.ts experience According to Steve Zlatkiss, Areas of focus selling dust-mops and began liter­ his brother's years at UCF were fun­ will include com­ ally knocking on people's doors, filled and exciting. "I once ran away putation applica­ • offering free memberships when from home when I was 15. So I went tions, earthquake others were charging for them and to the UCF campus looking for my engineering, agri­ throwing in two free movie rentals. brother and walked up to a girl and culture sciences • "Once you get customers to asked her 'Do you know Bob and pharmacol­ come into the store and give them Zlatkiss?' and she said 'Oh, Disco ogy. what they want, it's like a snowball Bob - his phone number is in the Among effect; people like to shop where bathroom.'" the sponsors of • their friends and families shop." Zlatkiss prides himself on the the conference Zlatkiss subscribes to a two­ commitment to satisfy the needs of are the National tier approach to service; service to all customers. Science Founda­ • customers and to employees. "There's nothing we won't tion, University oflllinois and the ROSE/Future "Wedon'thaveemployeesat buy," he said. That includes epi­ Engineering professors Dr. Essan Radwan, Dr. Majid Belkerdid and Dr. United Nations our stores," said Richard Karn ow, a sodes of The Honeymooners, Dark Harley Myler will be attending the AST A conference in Jordan. • partner of Zlatkiss and manager of Shadows and I Love Lucy. Each Educational, four of the 12 stores. "We have American Video Network is about Scientific and Cultural Organiza­ Headquartered at the Univer­ dation, based i~ Washington, D.C., associates and co-workers." 10,000 square feet large and carries tion. Other sponsors include Middle sity of Illinois in Urbana­ and the World Bank are sponsoring • The trio partnership, which atleast 16,000movies.Zlatkisssays Eastern and European universities Champaign, its main goals include the research and development of also includes Bob Zlatkiss' younger currently each store has about30,000 and technical institutes. promoting research and develop­ such matters. brother Steve, believes that its staff videos. Ten of the video stores are "A lot of these projects are ment in the Arab world and encour­ "Much of the [research and should be happy and content with located in the Orlando area, with directed toward theenvironmentand aging exchange of information with development] was performed here • work hours, pay and working envi­ one in Tampa and another in Or­ water management," said Dr. Issa universities and technical schools in on campus, and this will be yet ronment to enhance job commit­ ange City. Coral Gables and West Batarseh, assistant professor of en­ the North American, Western Eu­ another place where we could put it ment. The result is 310 employees Palm Beach are the next areas tar­ gineering and current secretary of rope and Japan. into use," he added. • who generate over $4 million dol- geted for expansion. ASTA. "Since the Madrid-Middle ''The main focus in the Middle Due to the large number of East peace conference, the political East for the future will be on water international doctoral candidates situation has improved markedly to -notonoil,"saidDr.IsamRadwan, who attend UCF, Dr. Harley Myler, Parking fees W.11 remain the same the point scientific collaboration and chairman of the civil and environ­ associate professor of electrical and price this year, wiH rise next year exchange has become possible." mental engineering department. computer engineering, will conduct Batarseh will conduct a ses­ In addition to water manage­ a session on the challenges and ex­ • PARKING, from page 1 istration Board Room. Students, sion about power electronics during ment, Radwan will be involved in periences foreign students confront faculty and staff members who are the conference. several sessions that will include studying at U.S. universities. interested in this issue are encour­ ASTA is a non-profit educa­ controlling pollution from mobile Additionally, Dr. Ahmad that will provide 4,000 of the 5,200 aged to attend any meeting this tional and scientific organization sources like cars and trucks and Elshennawy, Dr. Majdid Belkerdid, • new parking spaces needed. This committee conducts. More infor­ created in 1990 for the purpose of assessing the impact on air quality Dr. Jamal Nayfeh and Dr. Faisal plan includes a decal price increase mation can be found at the SGA harnessing the expertise of engi­ and health. Moslehy will travel to Jordan to of 42 percent, to be implemented office, 823-2192. neers and scientists of Arab origin. The International Road Foun- participate in the conference. • over the next 10 years. · In a recent memo to the com­ mittee, Bolte urged a re-examina­ tion of options available. However, • in the same memo, he repeatedly stated that a "long term commit­ ment and plan to increase decal fees" is the only way to meet debt service requirements. This "Four Garage" plan is most widely endorsed among com­ mittee members. "I did everything I could to reduce these numbers," Bolte stated in response to criticism over price increases. "They could change, depending on possible rev­ enue from the garages". • Dr. John Mieske, Director of Communications, expressed his concern at the meeting for faculty • and staff. In the past, the Advisory 10 (Yc> Student/Faculty discount (I 111• 011h ) Committee has made all decal price percentage increases across the The Roommate Fixer... • board in order to prevent favorit­ ism. 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While technological advances within the last quarter century have been amazing and have came at light-speed, man's accomplishments in outer space have slowed to a vacuum tube computer's pace. And so what, many critics of the space program say. How can a country where 23 percent of its children live in poverty spend billions of dollars annually on charting some distant nebula? If only it were that simple. • To paraphrase Gene Roddenberry, the creator of Star Trek, space is the final frontier. The billions of dollars the United States and other countries pour into .. space exploration and research is not wasted money, bu perhaps one of the wisest investments ever made. Within the infinite reaches of space lie the answers not only to many of man's philosophical questions- where did we come from, are we alone in the universe, etc.­ but many more practical ones as well. Zero-gravity ' medical research may soon yield a major breakthrough, perhaps saving countless lives on Earth. In fact, earlier this year, a space shuttle's radar detected an under­ ground river 325 feet below the ground in a drought­ · Letter to the editor ·•. stricken area of Egypt. A reclamation project is now underway, and scientists say the discovery will help support agriculture for the next two centuries. To the editor: Even your "Environmental Award" (of no monetary Those who criticize Congress for funding the value) has a "900-telephone-number" and no address for even space program while underfunding assistance programs After Reading your issue of 6129194, I have a few a "poor" scientist to enter, whereas your campus security has don't quite seem to be living in reality. Yes, there are comments. three "800-phone-numbers." Why not? They have more pro­ • millions of people starving right here on o_ur planet, First, every scientist knows hydrogen is a completely grams than the Natural Science Department - UCF has indeed, in our country. However, in reality, even cutting nonpolluting, safe and powerful fuel, but it will not be allowed certainly eclipsed U. of Miami as the "Basket-weaving­ to compete in the "fuelless future" of the world until and unless capital" of the pretend universities with its programs in the space program entirely will not help one homeless ( or impoverished person, nor will it fund any sort of we become fuelless. Why? Because this country is no longer "campus security." Surely a great match for its Department of research on Earth. This country's government is almost "One Nation under God, for the People, by the People, of the Gaming, its "Department of the Seamy Underbelly," and its unparalleled in its ability to waste tax money, which is People ... " Instead, it is "One Nation under$$, for ... , by .. ., and Department of Kitsch. exactly what will happen to any surplus funds created of the Politically Powerful..." and the sooner we ratify these Surely you would be hung in effigy by the female by cutting the space program. new but long standing precepts which we all know to be self­ segment of most universities for allowing the Tan Fastique ad Perhaps inost importantly, the space program has evident, the healthier we shall be, if not happier. .. . let alone your sell-out to moguls of Sports and High­ an incredible potential to create peace here on Earth. A case in point is "the mansion-of-greed" by the Presi­ Entertainment that pray on youi student-body female or not! Now that the space race is history, and the United State dent of what amounts to a "University" in name only. A Congratulations to Brynner Yee and especially Gina must no longer prove that it has superior space technol­ responsible student body would see to it that such a "figure­ Michaud for being thoughtful· exceptions to the Poorest­ ogy and engineering, the United States can work with head-as-he" is fired and a true academically-oriented Presi­ Student-Newspaper I've ever read. In fact the poorest of ten I other countries in exploring the heavens. Currently, 13 dent worthy of the title is hired. All one needs to do is compare have read from California, Texas, Wyoming, Illinois, Wis­ countries, including Russia, are working to construct th programs of UCF with other fully-accredited universities. consin, Virginia, Iowa, Florida, and Pennsylvania just to name first permanent space station, planned to be completed Face it! UCF is a joke as a university ... an extension of a a few of the states I've taught in, and my major was not even in 2002. ''School-of-entertainrnent-in-the-mold-of-Disney-Land-A­ in "sophomoric-student-newspaper-writing,,'" and none of Perhaps nothing more epitomizes the space Universally-accepted-Joke-in-Higher-Education!"Howdare my degrees were from the wasteland of academia - Florida! program's struggle for survival than the planned space he [President Hitt] stand still for another insult to injury-Big May God bless you, your paper, "Your University," and station. Originally scheduled to be completed in 1985, Time Football etc. over a truly viable academic institution your educationally deprived state ... You all need it! the station has been cut in size several times, which has with only a few well-supported "Pets and Pals" of the local delayed its construction. Most recently, it survived Military-Industrial complex who would hardly think of hiring Dr. John Homer Carman being cut altogether by only one vote in Congress. your best graduates who may know a little about technical B.S., M.S., Ph. D. etc . ... of Care-Man Enterprises Whether or not the space station is ever completed, matters but almost nothing about their scientific bases. Orlando though, is a separate question. And even if it is, chances ar it will resemble an orbiting bathroom more than a space station. Sadly, this country's once ambitious, cutting-edge program has become about as innovative as spray cfieese. For the space program, much like anything else, can only go as far as its funding and support allows. Whether one's interest is in seeing advances in microcomputers, cancer research or insights into biodiversity, a well-funded space program can provide all • of these. If Congress and society would look at the money it spends on the space program as an investment, not an expense, perhaps the 50th anniversary of the first moonwalk will be an occasion for celebration, not for remorse about what could have been accomplished had the program been better funded. ·

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Bush was right in carrying the drug war down to knows his chances of escape from long imprisonment are Columbia. slim. I was watching television last evening when I came Considering all this, how can it be said the increased across Stories of the Highway Patrol . It showed officers spending on law and drug enforcement by the Bush admin­ arresting a drug dealer at his house. They broke the door istration was wrong? By taking the drug war which kills down after he refused to respond, following loud an­ thousands in their youth to South America, Bush began to nouncements and a waiting period. When he was asked if send a message to drug lords - they were going to be there were drugs in the house, he repeatedly proclaimed he -·This point can be demonstrated by a rape statistic - punished if they didn't cease their murderous trade. wasn't a drug dealer, despite the obvious awareness of the 25 percent of all college men surveyed stated they would I am not denying the need to improve education and police and the drug-sniffing canine before his eyes. rape a woman if they were guaranteed they would get away employment opportunities. It is obvious that crime seems As the suspect was being led away an officer drove with it. The same men said they wouldn't rape a woman more desirable when one is in poverty, but there is none­ a point home, "We need to get these little guys. We can't because they would be caught and jailed. theless a need to be tougher with criminals. just go after the big guys. If we leave these little guys alone If you need another reference to relate to, then Being poor, unemployed or uneducated is not an they'll become big guys." simply look inward. Like most aspiring, career-minded acceptable excuse to steal, murder or plunder. Education This situation perfectly illustrates the clear need to college students you probably want to be employed in a and employment will never completely solve the problem. be tougher with criminals. This man was only a small time professional and financially rewarding position. Like most Most criminals are not motivated by employment or intel­ dealer who sold limited supplies marijuana, but he had law-abiding citizens, you probably also pay your taxes, ligence. They were the lazy and stupid kids who gave us been doing this for a considerable time. traffic and parking tickets and video store late fees. Why? hell in high school, picked fights and extorted money from The guy didn't have a college education and I doubt Probably, to some extent, because you don't want to nerds. he ever finished high school. He wasn't very smart./ have possess a criminal record, ruin your credit report, or have If Clinton wants to make America safe, as he vowed drugs but I'll lie, even though I see this drug-sniffing dog your license suspended. You may also obey the law to to in his election campaign, then he must begin to spend in front of me. What was he? He was the average criminal avoid the further punishment of lost employment opportu­ more on crime and less on pork. who fits the profile for a drug dealer perfectly. They nities. After all, corporations don't generally hire crimi­ And if Clinton wants to build more jobs and make possess little education, have little fear of breaking the law, nals. America smarter, following the liberal ideology of fight­ lack moral direction and don't think too much. This is not to say that people are all bad, or that we ing crime by fighting poverty and illiteracy, he should push These people act on instinct and are motivated by are all criminals, but that we all have some bad in us. for less taxes and begin providing some more choice in ' money. Like al1 savage, carnal creatures, they only under­ The difference between most people and criminals is schooling. Why isn'the cutting taxes and providing incen­ stand one language-force! Remember when you were a mainly a matter of degrees - the potential criminal needs tives for parents to send children to private schools which little kid, if your mother said don't do something, you did more to deter them from committing the criminal act. This generally produce better educated adults? it. It was when she slapped your hand or scolded you that is due to the fact that they tend to weigh the immediate risk All he seems to do is overtax Americans during a you stopped doing it. People, especially those lacking of imprisonment or conviction with less fear. The only way recession, thereby forcing kids to attend dilapidated, vio­ ethics and moral direction, tend to be deferred from crimi­ to halt this extraordinary willingness to gamble with pun­ lent schools his own child would never be sent to. How nal actions because of the fear of punishment and retalia­ ishment is by: 1) increasing prison terms and 2) making criminal! tion. convictions more likely. A thief is less likely to steal if he

Summer, sun and the 700 Club: Part I of II STUDENTS Armageddon is upon us! Or something like that, anyway. TAKING ACTION The religious right has been in the news a great deal lately. Check out some of the recent issues of The New York A friend of mine, who is an engineer at NASA, Times and The Washington Post, or some of the political inroads they've been making and you may be surprised. Pat recently took a three day canoeing trip through the Robertson recently gushed, on his 700 Club television show, Everglades. When he returned I was anxious to hear "we've won nine of the major elections since 1992." So what's about the trip, as I had never visited the Everglades. I was shocked when he told me that he had scarcely seen any going on? charisma, strange hair, strange names, strange tongues, strange wildlife the entire three days. Well, if you want the scoop on current political trends singing and strange fund-raising. The Everglades should be teaming with wildlife. read something else. I've been given the enviable job by the If you don't have the requisite amount of charisma, get Sadly, it is disappearing right out from under our noses. brethren at the Temple of Virulence - the Rev. Ray Gunn an awful hair-do or an offbeat name. When Benny Hinn first Virus presiding - of checking up on the religious right' s hit the airwaves his accent was so thick he was nearly Farming and development are encroaching on our beau­ media onslaught; or, as Flavor Flav of Public Enemy (he of the unintelligible. But that "comb-over from the left of hell" was tiful Everglades and destroying what is left of their 43 arrests for driving with a suspended license) would call bound to keep viewers glued to their TV screens in hopes of beauty. them, their "media assassins." seeing it move one day. Or what about a brawny man and There are plans for a new development which will Since the oppressive Florida heat melted the few func­ singing minister called Laverne Tripp? Enough said. destroy approximately 2,400 acres of wetlands which are tioning brain cells I had to begin with, I decided to see what our If you've done the hair and name thing and are still not crucial to the restoration of the Everglades. Wayne good friends in television evangelism are doing. So, I locked pouring cash by the truck load directly into your bank account Huizenga, owner of Blockbuster Video, plans to drain all the doors of my double-wide trailer, took the phone of the try "tongues." "Tongues" is when a preacher, acting as a these wetlands and build an amusement park in their hook, bought myself a pair of fresh "AA" batteries for the conduit for God - or when the spirit moves him or her - place. Florida House Bill #1875 was recently passed remote control and holed up with Pat Robertson and his merry breaks into a language that is supposed to sound like the which givesBlockbuster450 acres of public wetlands for band of self-righteous sycophants. language of heaven. It's supposed to sound like the ancient $1. The bill also gives Blockbuster its own municipality, Why not watch Pat's 700 Club for a whole week, then language of Aramaic. But unfortunately for a virulent heathen i.e .: taxing district, police and fire departments, etc. fill you in on his antics? Or better yet, watch every evangelical like myself, it sounds like gibberish. The Everglades are a unique ecosystem which show on the Praise The Lord Network-you know, a public Back in the days when he was still making a name for exists nowhere else on Earth. Several species of plants service of sorts - but more on that later. himself - before that pesky tart Diane Sawyer had it in for and animals which exist only in the Everglades are now I'll admit to a long history of indulging in the guilty him - Robert Tilton would often, in mid-sentence, break into endangered. Called "The River of Grass," it's a slow­ pleasure of watching television evangelists. These folks really tongues. It went something like this: "Somebody out there, I moving, 60 mile-wide river which empties into Florida know how to put on a good show. can see a cancer on the inside of your neck. You need to come Bay and the Gulf of Mexico. Much of the fresh water I was transfixed in 1984 as Oral Roberts testified that he to the TV screen and lay your .. .. absoombaba nay a supplied to the Everglades has been diverted for fanning had seen and spoken to a vision of a 900 foot tall Jesus Christ. ontowalbamayah soontee bambma, para bailar la bamba .... and development. Decreased fresh water flows, fertilizer I was stupefied between 1986-87 as Jim and Tammy Faye lay your hands on the screen and you'll be healed." runoff and development are the main reasons for the Bakker sang their way into people's hearts and wallets and Ifyou' re still not raking in the cash, then follow this easy Everglades unhealthy state. Half of the Everglades has built a huge theme park and entertainment complex worth TV evangelist script. Get a bad haircut, bad make-up, a bad already been taken for farming and development. Ninety several hundred million dollars in North Carolina. suit of clothes and have an awful to mediocre singing voice. percent of the bird population has been completely wiped I was titillated when Jimmy Swaggart wailed about Then get yourself a TV show and sing a lot. out. "mendacity" after his little indiscretions. And I was electrified Start each show off with a little singing, then a little The Everglades is not a commodity which can be - or was it merely an electric shock - in 1991, when I laid testimony followed by more singing. Then restate the ministry's sold off to those interested in exploiting them for a quick my hands on the TV screen at the insistence of Robert Tilton. objectives- new TV studios, more satellite space, a ministry buck. They belong to us all. These are our Everglades and I thought he was talking to me when he shut his eyes, clenched in Sumatra, et al, so you can reach more people to ask for more they are rapidly being taken away from us. If we do not his fists and shook them in the air screaming: "Someone out money. Sing some more, then testify and sing some more. act now, no one will. And if no one acts, the Everglades there doubts what I'm saying right now. You need to lay your Then you do the laying of the hands and watch the crippled hands upon the television screen." I was finally convinced I'd walk anew and close with a song. will be lost. We cannot afford a loss such as this. become an evangelical TV junkie. Flannery O'Connor couldn't have written it this well. If you would like to be involved, please contact The concept behind having a television ministry is Let's sing. David Allen, president of the UCF Environmental Soci­ simple - strangeness. 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This Week • Theatre UCF exorcises its 'Holy Ghosts' LIVE (July 20-25) Clever writing, good performances save the final summer production 20 •FADETOBLACK by Ray Gunn Virus texture and insight, as well as in his such aplomb that it seems he just crucial role of Obediah Buckhorn Sr. (SUNSET STRIP) Music editor ability to imbue with pathos what walked off the set of Deliverance. Lee turns in a pedestrian per­ another, less adept artist might have And Hanemann's (Bonnie Bridge) formance as the libidinous preacher. 21 • DAN SIEGEL • Coleman Shedman is not hav­ rendered as a caricature. Most of the vacuous tart with a libido for "every His wooden portrayal of Buckhorn (PINKIE LEE'S) ing a good day. cast does an admirable job in this good Christian boy's energy" is at Sr., which is an extraordinary role, His wife Nancy has run off in respect. once enticing and repellent. ranks as the most uncharismatic "char­ his pick up truck, with his George Castells, Billy Dwyer Some of the problems - it ismatic evangelical'' ofrecent history. 22 • THE OFFSPRING grandmother' sheirloomsugarspoons In a world full of David Koreshs' and AND GUTTERMOUTH in tow, and has joined the Amalgam­ Benny Hinns,LeewalksthroughHoly (THE EDGE) • ation Holiness Church Of God With Glwsts as if he were Al Gore. It is a • BRAILLE CLOSET Signs Following. clear miscalculation by Lee and (YAB YUM) The denizens of this "snake Glennon on the approach to this char­ • I handling" Pentecostal church include acter and one that nearly undermines 23 •THE EAGLES AND a pair of homosexual truck drivers, a the production. MELISSA ETHERIDGE harlot, an Elvis look-a-like and a man But the passion and existential (CITRUS BOWL) . haunted by the ghost of his bird dog. strength of Linney' s story is difficult • •YELLOWMAN And that's just the tip of the iceberg. to derail, despite the "well-made" turn Nancy had the audacity to runaway that ends of the play. (ASYLUM) with the preacher's idiot son and she ItisafinewayforTheatre UCF •DONKEY plans on marrying the preacher - to close its inaugural summer season (THE GO LOUNGE) Obediah Buckhorn Sr. this week. And that bodes well for the Now what's a hard drinking, upcoming winter season that features 24 •KID RIDLYN wife-beating, rural-Tennessee fish productions of The Kentucky Cycle, (FAIRBANKS INN) farmer like Coleman to do? photo/ ROSE Euripides's Trojan Women andBeth •PULL Playwright Romulus Linney Henley's The Wake Of Jeremy Fos­ (CLUB NOWHERE) explores the world of psychic and and Brook Hanemann excel in their happened on more than one occasion ter. emotional desolation that leads people portrayals of these untethered back­ during the summer season - come 25 •TABITHA'S to find solace in strange places in woods souls. Castells (Coleman from the performances of the featured Holy Ghosts continues at Theatre UCF' s auspicious, yet un­ Shedman) skillfully mixes his petlor­ and professional guest artists. Under SECRET the University Theatre (DOWNTOWN even, production of Holy Glwsts. mance with enough outrage and stu­ Belinda Glennon' s direction, most of through Sunday, July 24. For Linney (Childe Byron, Jesus pefied disbelief to carry the show. the cast is adequate. But Glennon more information and tickets JAZZ & BLUES) Tales) has great range as a playwright Dwyer (Oby Jr.) plays the preacher's could have elicited a more visceral caH the box office, 823-1500. ~ind novelist, but his strength lies in vapid-smiling, dim-witted son with petlormance from Jason Lee in the

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Thecowboys:fromhellareback, Marilyn Manson's debut LP is It's quite obvious that the im- Shootyz Groove's new album DA VE EDMUNDS and this time they're taking no prison- so laughably bad and terribly con- mortal torch of heavy music has been neither takes place in a vicious ers. ThislittlegemdebutedatNo. l on trived that it earns a well deserved spot passed from the grunge scene to that enviroment nor is it jammin.' This PLUGGED IN the Billboard album charts the week between any Kiss andNine InchNails which is punk. This is due in major band from Beantown is following the of its release and shows no sign of album. part to the push of the soon-to-be most recent popular trend, crossing BOOTSY'S NEW RUHBER slowing down. When was the last time Trent Reznor (NIN) co-pro- major Epitaph records. With bands over and mixing hardcore sounds with BAND a pure metal album went to No. 1 duced this awful attempt at a "high like NOFX, Pennywise, Down By rap. It's simply amazing that this band BLASTERS OF THE UNI­ ' without having some sort of "alterna- concept" look at the human condition. Law and now Offspring, Epitaph is could be so clear and precise musi- VERSE tive" tag on it? But instead of insight, Portrait comes definitely bringingpunkintothemain- cally yet so inept lyrically. The rap On Far Beyond Driven, the off as unintentionally hilarious tripe- stream. voices aren't bad; however, their lyr- VARIOUS ARTISTS band's seventh album, (its third major all too familiar territory for Reznor. On Offspring's second release, ics are simply horrendous. This CD JUST SAY ROE label release) Pantera provides the Credit Mr. Manson, lyricist/ "back- Smash, the band provides pure would have sounded better if the rap- heaviest and most attitudinal music to wards masking and child manipula- stripped-down West Coast punk rock, pers wouldhaverecited the Gettys berg date. This album is an audio ass- tions," for trying to shock, bl,lt merely period. (No pseudo-British accents Actress. JON ANDERSON whoopin' taken to a completely new spewing out schlock like "Wrapped In here.) From the ironic intro of ''Time Here are a few examples of DESEO level. "Slaughtered" showcases lead Plastic" and "Cake and Sodomy." toRelax,"totheMTVbuzzhit"Come these words of wisdom. On the final vocalist Phil Anselmo's borderline Sample lyric: "libido, libido fascina- Out and Play," ("you gotta keep 'em track, titled "R.I.TW.," ShootzGroove death metal vocals while guitarist tion, too much oral defecation I white separated"), Offspring kicks out the breaks it down: "So let me go let me go ''Dimebag" Darrell's guitar sounds trash get down on your knees, time for bootboy jams and keeps kicking until let me let me go crazy/ let me go let me .-•- you're unconscious from the sheer .• like a chainsaw ripping back and forth cake and sodomy /I am the god off- let me go crazy." While I'm in a deep through your speakers. ''UseMyThird k, I am the god of f-k." power or asleep from the repetition. state of thought on the symbolism in VOLUME 1, ISSUE JO Arm" is a locomotive tearing down a And if that weren't sufficiently Some might be dulled at Offspring's those lyrics, representing a young hip- Editor: Sean Perry broken track, a sound that could only puerile, the grammatically impaired simple three-chord riffs and moronic hop generation yearning to vent years Music J!:ditor: Jorge Alvarez be attributed to the rhythm section of Manson offers this bit of doggerel on pinhead choruses. You could put this of pent up frustration, here are some Film Critic: Derek Krause bassist Rex and ''Dimebag' s" brother, ''Cyclops:" "Cyclops woman is the CD on any track and think you're more lyrics. This is from "In The Vinnie Paul. eyeoftheworld/who'sreflection'sin listening to the previous one. But the Ocean": ''I wanna drive off a cliff into Staff Writers: Andi Johnson, • Check out the cool Sabbath the retina? I she can't see nothing at passion and sounds of punk rock were aseaofblissG/loveisin my air so the ... Tom Di Paolo, Jason Swancey, cover ''Planet Caravan" andde.tiJVtely all."Cool! It's enough to hold the at- not based on Satriani's technical ex- ocean wilJ not miss me/ never will it Ray Gunn Virus sit back with ''Good Friends and a tention of a 13 year-old boy - for a pertise or Morrison's deep lyrics - drown me let me break it down see/ do .. Bottle of Pills." Buy it or steal it ,but minute. they're fueled on power, energy and itcausel'mlovingthepushingandthe Cover design by Alphonse just get it! anarchy. And Offspring delivers. shoving." Peace out G! Rip •Tom DiPaolo • Ray Gunn Virus • Tom DiPaolo •Jason Swancey July 20-26. 1994 AXIS A3

there throwing stereotypes like rocks at the glass house these' 80s children have • constructed. Whether it is a stone block that the big burly kid down the street bashes " on with a hammer, or the poem that fair little blonde etched on a tree at the bus stop; these individuals share one thing. They have both produced one of the JUST A THOUGHT finer, unmolested pieces of art, without sacrificing their integrity or falling vic­ SEAN PERRY tim to the impurity of the commercial world. From past experiences in the Whatdowelabelthesechildren? journalismandpublicrelationsfields Do we call the kid smashing the rock a I have been told of bylines, head- . GenerationX'erifhewasbornin 1968, lines, cutlines, deadlines and bor- or would he be a baby-boomer if he derlines. It may seem that with all smashed that same rock 20 years ear­ these conservative restraints on ere- lier? ativity it would become difficult to This hierarchy that demands produce something original and some sort of label on our youth, and unique from the rest of the linear then expects them to adapt and con­ world of print. form to these ideals - whether conser- In the last 12 or so months the vative and mature or radical and dissi­ coun try has become a derailed train dent - must qeed to casting the stones • of rebellion, struggling to pull itself and peer into the glass house at the back on track. Rather than fall prey reflection. to the commercialism of the elder So now I must summarize my generation, we have offered a com- opinions in an effort to finalize this mercial version of revolt through literature within the framework of the our own generation's forum of free structured column. Then thereadermay speech. label me as a rebellious columnist, or Not only do we refuse to be possibly a conservative entertainment labelled by our seniors in the fine editor. Either way, hopefully they will print of tabloid journalism, but we read on and then be influenced to listen .dispel their theories by developing to our feature artist and view our fea­ our own labels and then attempting tured· theatre project, as if they were a to profit from them. cute blonde or a bully beating on a rock, Am I to believe that because unaware of the restraints of bylines, ofoneclevercollegegraduate'smar- deadlines and borderlines. keting scheme, then I must be a Sometimes it makes me wonder Generation X' er for the rest of my who are the true artists and who are the dreary 20? Or are the world leaders ones just attempting to illustrate and . such as Gannett, Tribune Co. and explain them through the confines of the Times the definitive on our po- the structured world. litically correct label? WUCF and Theatre UCF hav I support the grunge and punk both attempted to explain and defin sounds of music if not for any other their respective arts, so check out th reason, just because it pi~ses off the Axis that has brought them both to elders, and confuses the writers out gether, and then pay them a visit. DEANA'S SKIN ART STUDIO TATTOOS Licensed, Award Winning Individual expression Female Artist Deana Lippens with a lifetime uarantee

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by SEAN PERRY and watch other people play," The Orlando Predators will soon Former NFL players like c Entertainment editor Wagner said, "I always want to compete with the Orlando Magic Mark Duper, Wagnerand Bennett - play." Wagner, a perennial as the top sports organization in have added credibility to the The Orlando Predators once ironman, has been the leader of this town. league which has become a popu­ again stalked their prey in "the the squad since its arrival in Or- Wagner has proved that lar summer sport. And with tough Jungle" at the Orlando Arena, and lando. many quality athletes have trick- defensive squads stalking the ripped apart the Charlotte Rage 68- The league is still fairly led down from National Football grounds of "the Jungle," the Preda­ Sports celebrities are get­ 14, last Friday. young and promises quality foot- League teams and have found a tors have risen to the top of the ting bit by the crime bug on a Barry Wagner calmed the Rage ball, as well as a show full of place in the Arena Football young league. regular basis, and last week was on the defensive side of the ball and stunts and exciting explosions. League. Rusty Russell and former no exception. Rudy Tomjanovich, lit up the boards with a record break­ Miami Hurricane star Bernard coach of the NBA champion ing 126 yards on seven catches. Clark, lead the defensive squad. Houston Rocket's, was arrested Ben Bennett, Predators quar­ They have shut down the entire for drunk driving. Police pulled terback and local sports broadcaster, league and have helped the team him over for swerving over the connected with Wagner on a 45- jump out to an undefeated (8-0) yellow line. Tomjanovichrefused yard bomb in the first half that seemed record after eight games. to take the field sobriety test and to set the pace for the evening. In the past two years the later refused to take the The Predators' lead seemed Predators have looked strong dur­ breathalizer, as well. The district insurmountable after the record ing the season, but then fell prey attorney's office eventually breaking 37-point second quarter. to the Tampa Bay Storm and the dropped the charges stating insuf­ The entertainment value of Arena Detroit Drive in two successive ficient evidence. League football was evident, despite Arena Bowl championships. One of the most powerful the lack of suspense, in the Preda­ This year may be different. thugs in boxing (and "AFIER" tors' 54-point rout of the Rage. The offense is peaking, the re­ photo mcxlel for Super Cuts) Don The World Cup may have in­ ceivers seem to be clicking with King was indicted on nine counts trigued novice American sports fans Bennett and the timing is near of fraud and embezzlement. King with unusual rules and low scoring perfect. was charged with filing false in­ games, but the Orlando Predators The defense has found 'its surance claims among other im­ explosive offense, and the thrilling way through opposing offenses proprieties. He faces a maximum side-shows at the arena, rivaled the with strong performances from the penalty of five years in jail and a excitement of the World Cup. younger players, and a gritty show­ fine of $250, 000 on each count. The smoke-filled Orlando ing from their calloused veterans. DanylStrawbenymadehis Arena was host to an array of fire­ As the game blew wide open return to major league baseball works and a dozen rangers dropped and the rage calmed to a near si­ with a bang. He belted a grand from the arena ceiling and enter­ lence, the Orlando Arena still rocked slamanddroveinfiverunsThurs­ tained the 14,015 fans in attendance with the Orlando Predators and their with their crazed antics. The scoring rabid fans on a quest to the Arena day against the Expos and also SOLARES/Future homeredFriday night. Coinciden­ and fast-paced action, including Bowl. Only this year, an appearance Wagner's five touchdowns, paral­ Predators wide receiver Herkie Walls had a 34-yard touch­ isn't good enough. tally, the Giants are playing their down reception in the offensive exhibition against Charlotte. best ball of the season since the leled the "off-field" spectacle. "Straw man" retume.d. "I really don't like to come out Goooaaalll !It's over. Bra­ zil won the finale. After a score­ less overtime, the championship UCF basketball . set to face UNLV in '94 game came down to penalty kicks for the first time in World Cup by JASON SWANCEY face Georgia. After an (;lway contest ten a look at some top-caliber teams," gueovertuition and book prices all history. Sports editor against South Florida and a home said Mowry. they want; however, there is one Bad news out of the Cow­ game versus Winthrop. UCF trav­ Students can continue to ar- thing they can no longer argue­ boys camp. RunningbackEmmitt UCFhead basketball coach Kirk elstoAlabamaDec. 19. The Golden UCF Basketball has arrived. Srnithincurre.daheadinjurywhen Speraw managed to take the basketball Knights return from Christmas break the golf cart he was riding in struck team, as well as its fans, to the prom­ to play host to Hartford Dec. 28 and 63 year old unofficial team mas­ ised land last season. He did it . by UNLV Dec. 30. cot "Crazy Ray." Testscame back delivering a Trans America Athletic UCF hosts nine home confer­ negative and Smith was released Conference title at home, on national ence games including one against from the hospital. television, in front of a packed UCF conference ·newcomer Campbell, In arena football, the Or­ Arena. which has been to the NCAA tour­ lando Predators once again There are two words to appro­ nament two of the last four years. showed their dominance in the priately describe the level that coach "The addition of Campbell arena league by bashing the Florida Speraw has brought this program to­ makes the conference even stron­ School for theDeaf and Blind 68- Big Time! He's done this through re­ ger," said Speraw. "It's going to be 14.Actually, theyplaye.d theChar­ cruitment and scheduling tough home a great race for the regular season lotte Rage, but the outcome was games. Last Wednesday, it didn't get title and should be an exciting tour­ about the same. any easier for the Golden Knights as nament." In the NHL, Mike Keenan Speraw announced the completion of Last year's tournament ap­ pulled a double cross and quit as the 1994-95 basketball schedule. Two pearance coupled with next season's coach of the Stanley Cup cham­ home games in particular stand out - home schedule should increase at­ pion New York Rangers, stating both UNLV and Georgia will visit the tendance and give the Golden that the there was a problem with arena next season. In addition, UCF Knights more of a home court ad- his bonus, therefore the Rangers will face Alabama on the road and will · vantage. had breached the contract. After again host the TAAC tournament at ''People will at least come out suppose.d negotiations with the the UCF Arena. to see UNLV or Georgia - and then DetroitRe.d Wings, Keenan pulled In fact, the Knights will play realize that UCF has a good team as another surprise out of his hat and seven games against teams that have well - and hopefully continue to signed withtheSt.LouisBluesfor been to the NCAA tournament over come out and support us," said as­ about the same he was making in the last two seasons. sistant basketball coach Chris New York. "We are very excited about the Mowry. Judge Kevin Duffy finally scheduleandrealizeitwill be extremely UCF is also looking to better ruled to keep the salary cap, the challenging for our program," Speraw prepare themselves for post-season college draft and free agency in­ said. "Obviously with Georgia and tournaments through scheduling tact stating that they were not a UNLV coming to Orlando, as well as some of the top teams in college violation of antitrust laws. Duffy the schools from the TAAC, we have basketball. also mandated that the NBA an~ some outstanding home games lined "The atmosphere created players must come up with a col­ up." from these games will help the play­ lective bargaining agreement. ers be better adjusted when they do That's all for this week go to a Rupp Arena. Also, come kids. post-season we'll have already got-