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· Nominees enter next round Homecoming Festivities with committee interviews by Jennifer Burgess STAFF REPORTER

The Presidential Advisory Committee interviewed last week 12 semi-finalist candidates who have applied for the posi­ tion of UCF president. vious experience of the candi­ Wolf said. The committee members, dates, especially with branch He also feels that three or who are appointed by Board of campuses and budget cuts. four candidates have stood out Regents' Chancellor Charles Ross Wolf, former student as being really strong. Reed, spentWednesdaythrough member of the BOR and a mem­ The committee members are Friday conducting 90-minute ber ofthe Presidential Advisory looking for various qualities in interviews with each of the can­ Committee, said, "All have the candidates. Dr. Gary didates. The interviews con­ shown a real strong sense of Whitehouse, chairman of the sisted of opening statements leadership and determination." committee, said he is looking from the candidates, questions Wolf realizes the challenges for an individual who can offer from the committee and optional and obstacles the new president leadership to the community. closing statements. will have to face. He said he has seen a number of The questions asked by the "The ones that have inter­ potential presidents and is very 37-member committee con­ ested me most are the ones that enthusiasticaboutthecandidat.es. cerned issues a new president are not afraid to speak out and would have to face and the pre- are not afraid to show beliefs," SEARCH continued page 5 New SG pro temp vows. to seIVe . - students, build relationships by Rebecca Falcon Sunday, Langley said his idea of STAFF REPORTER a good pro temp is the ability to be, a leader, a liaison and an ''We're going to serve the stu­ example. dents like we're supposed to," said "I'm trying to get the SG Don Langley, newly elected Stu­ name in positive light," Lan­ dent Government Senate pro gley said. temp. Langley formerly acted as Langley received 20 of the 32 chair for the Organizations, Ap­ votes that were cast for pro temp propriations and Funding Com­ elections at Sunday's senate meeting. mittees. "I was very excited," Langley He also served on the Elec­ said. tions and Appointments commit­ Pro temp, Langley explained, is tee, the Legislative and Judicial a liaison between SG's Senate ex­ pon Langley Review Comm1ttee and the Jobs ecutive and judicial branch and the for Students Committee. administrative staff. . He attended a Senate Leadership Workshop "It requires a lot of involvement with SG and actively Participated in the "Death of Higher itself," Langley explained. Education" rally in Tallahassee. Langley will be required to attend all Senate "I feel I'm qualified," Langley said. meetings and preside over them when SG Vice Now that he is elected, Langley wants to build ' President Mark Dogoli is absent. During his three minute speech to the Senate LANGLEY continued page 4 Building to get $1.5 million face lift by Cindy Barth Peter Newman, director of were looking at the Multi-Pur­ .CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE facilities planning, said,"We are pose Room in the Educational planning open office landscap­ Building, but the physical edu­ The UCF Administration ing~ which will give these areas cation department doesn't want Building will have a new look more usable space." to lose the space. At this point, we beginningJan.1. The areas undergoing reno­ are looking at other sit.es, but a John Bolte, vice-president of vation include the third floor decision will be made October 30 administration and finance, said cent.er core, Finance/Accounting as to where the staff and offices the more than $1.5 million for the .and University Relations, the will be moved," Coleman said . renovation was approved by the second floor personnel offices Loren Knutson, director of state legislature over a year.ago. and the Registrar's Office. recreational services, said the GOOD JOB! 'The money comes from the Pub­ Dr. Dan Coleman, director of physical education staff pro­ lic Education Capital Outlay institutional research in admin­ tested the possible relocation to UCF student Jen Agnew hugs Shahid Hanif, who ran a funds," Bolte said. 'This money istration and finance, said the the Multi-Purpose Room be­ race in the Special Olympics. (Michael DeHoog/FUTURE) goestowardrenovationsandbuild­ staff and offices will have to be cause the space was needed for ing." relocated during the work. ''We classes and instruction.

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( .I 1 • .Presidential Search Presidential hopefuls converge on campus AU1letics, branch campuses, budget cuts top list of topics in 90-minute interviews FormerUCF

The long-haul has started. arts and sciences. lar to UCF. He also said he feels know a campus thoroughly." Presidents In UCF's 28-year history Cahn also said a good educa­ it is important for the students She also said a president should there have been two presidents, tion can be obtained while en­ of those campuses to "identify spend a great deal of time in the Dr. Charles Millican and Dr. ·gaging in athletics. He sees the with campus." individual departments getting , who have athletic program as an impor­ Hooker said an athletic de­ to know the faculty. stepped down to become presi­ tant part of the university. partment is important to the Okerlund'sapproachtoplan­ dent emeritus. He previously worked in un­ university. "I recognize fully the ning is task-oriented, she said.

• 1 This past summer UCFs third dergraduate universities and value of athletics in bringing presid~nt, Dr. , re­ most of his written work tends attention to the university," · • John W. Shumaker is signed and Dr. Robert Bryan is to focus on the undergraduate Hooker said. the president of Central C~m­ temporarily at the r~ins. experience. Hooker also realizes the value necticut State University. He The .quest for a fifth presi­ Cahn said his administra­ of academics when cutting the said he has previous experience dent is in the hands of a 36- tive style focuses on listening to budget. "I cut services in non­ with budget cuts. Shumakerhas member committee and should others. "I like to listen,'' he said. academic areas first," he said. been forced to cut 20 percent be decided by December. Hedescribeshimselfasa"stu­ from his budget in the past two The Presidential Search •PeggyElliottis thechan- dent-oriented president." years. He said that the budget Committeeinterviewed12semi- cellor of Indiana University problems are often complex and finalistsforthe UCFpresidency Northwest. She has previous • H. Ray Hoops said diver­ this generally causes misunder­ last week. The interviews lasted experience with branch cam­ sity on the campus adds to the standings. He said the solution for about 90 minutes and the puses in Indiana. She describes education of everyone. to this pr-0blem involves keep­ candidates gave a speech and Indiana University Northwest "I believe in distinct affirma­ ing everyone informed of bud­ 1965-1978 fielded questions. as "one university with eight tive action," Hoops said. The get cuts through informative Dr. Blaine Brownell, provost front doors." vice chancellor for academic af­ meetings. ofthe UniversityofNorthTexas, She said she believes in di­ fairs at the University ofMissis­ Shumaker has also had ex­ was scheduled to interview, but versity on campus and said that sippi said he believes in the value perience in dealin,gwith branch withdrew from the process. extra-curricular activities are of a strong general education. campuses. Thecommitteewillselectabout theplacetofindit. She also said Written evaluations for univer­ Herecognizestheimportance five finalists on Oct. 31. The new · that it is important for night stu­ sity administrators are impor­ of athletics and co-curricular president should be picked at the dents to "connect with campus." tant, he said, because they give activities. He said they give stu­ beginning of December. She said the university should them an idea of how they are dents an "enrichingexoerience." not be set apart from the environ­ doing. Shumaker said international MEET THE CANDIDATES ment and community. She said Hoops feels most passionately education is important and en­ athletics are important in build­ about ''being able to view myself courages students to study • In his lengthy opening ingrecognition and are the ''key to in a positive light." abroad to "add to skills statement, Ruben Arminana building the university." and... think internationally." confronted the issue that many Elliott descnbes her leader­ • Clara M. Lovett, provost of the applicants and the com­ ship style as one in which she is at George Mason University, llfhomasP. Wallace, presi­ mittee had tried to avoid. a "team player." said her primary concern about dent of Illinois State Univer­ Arminana, vice president for the budget cuts is "protecting sity, said Friday he applied for finance and development at •Edward J. Hayes is the the classroom." She said that the position of president at the California State Polytechnic vice chancellor for academic af­ the classroom and faculty should University of Central Florida 1978-1989 University-Pomona, openly ad­ fairs at North Carolina A&T be a priority and a president because he sees it as an exciting dressed the "institutional State University. He said the "who does not have the courage professional opportunity. trauma"hefelt UCFhasbeenin university should help students to act on those priorities should "I'm enjoying what I'm doing since ex-President Steven acquire and develop leadership not he ·president." atlllinois,"Wallacetoldthe UCF Altman stepped down following skills. He advised that ways in Lovett said sitting down with Presidential Selection Commit-­ accusations about his use of es­ which the university can do this administrators and faculty to tee Friday. However, he said, corts on business trips. is to allow students to sit on the set long and short-term goals is he is attracted to many quali­ He said he would rely on his Board of Trustees, co-op with an important process that ties ofUCF: past experience in handling a ;Fortune 500 companies and of­ should not be overlooked. • Its mission as an urban 1985 basketball scandal at fer various internship opportu­ Lovett said that in her lead­ university. Tulane University and said he nities. He stresses the impor­ ership style, ''hierarchical struc­ • Its stage of development. would work on UCFs battered tance of training students to be tures... are gone." • Itspotential, whichhesaysis • image to help restore order and competitive and their effective­ obvious to him and many others. to grow from the experience. ness in "jumping into leader­ •Thomas C.Meredith said ''There are not many places Tapping into increased finan­ ship roles." his university is also having today in the country that you cial backing from Central Flo­ Hayes said he values the budget problems and that he can. get in at this stage at a ridians would be one of the tar­ school of education. His com­ has experience in dealing with university, even with its finan­ gets Arminana said he would mitment has been to the educa­ . branch campuses. cial troubles," Wallace said. - like to pursue. tion .process. He serves as the president of Wallace said he believes UCF "Education is an investment,'' Western Kentucky University. is in a better financial position 1989-1991 Arminana said. He said that • John C. Hitt is the in­ Meredith said that his ad:mlnis­ than Illinois State University. private fundraising could alle­ terim president at the Univer­ trative style emphasizes total · ''Illinois is not willing to invest viate severe budget cuts. He said sity of Maine. He said he has edu~ation. in public higher education,'' he he managed !VOrse cuts in experience in central adminis­ "It's critical that we provide said. 'There is more happiness California by catering internal tration, branch campuses and other services ... resident halls... and satisfaction in a system which budgeting according to depart­ community relations. and student health services with is investing in higher education." mental interests. Hitt said it is important that the education program.," he said. D~ring the last three years He said that he would not a president have a "sense of . M~redith is an advocate of - the period Wallace has been change his opinion that teach­ priority." affirmative action and thinks a president - Illinois State has ing is the foundation of the uni­ Hitt also recognizes the im­ president must introduce new led the state in recruitment of versity. He said, "I will make it portance of athletics to a uni­ things. minority students, has had the a personal priority to teach [a versity and to students. He said ''This is what moves univer­ highest rate statewide of His­ course, if possible]." it is important in the proce_ss of sities forward," he said. panic students and has had the • Arminana also said he would "learning how to be a member of He said a president has to be second highest rate statewide concentrate on increasing stu­ a team... and focuses attention an optimist. of black students. After Wallace dent and faculty housing to de­ on the university." took the position of president, crease apathy. Hitt said issues of personal • Concerned with low staff he created a minority recruit­ ''You are not getting a grand behavior are major concerns of salaries, Arlene Okerlund ing team and he also arranged leader who will do it all him­ students. He said the way mi­ wants to equalize the pay rate. for competitive salaries for fac­ self," Arminana said. norities are treated on campus She admits, however; that she ulty minority. • is a major problem, andhe would does not know how she would do ISU has a reputation as a Interim President, 1991 •Steven M. Cahn's emphasis like to see the campus as a place this. A.s academic vice president high-quality undergraduate has always been on academic where students can "feel good at San Jose State University, institution,Wallace said. One affairs. The provost ofthe Gradu­ about different backgrounds." she said athletics are important way it has gained this reputa­ Interviews reported by: ate School City University of to campus in ''building commu­ tiop, he said, is through tar­ New York also said planning is •Michael K. Hooker, who nity support." geted recruiting Jennifer Burgess important. He said he feels that is president of the University of Okerlund describes her admin­ "Don't go Qut and ask for Jamie Carte the university's plan to develop Maryland-Baltimore County, istration style as one in which she donations for the university," Joelle Subourne the arts is important. He said said he has previously dealt with has ''hands-on experience." he said, "ask for investments UCF needs to build strength in multi-campus universities simi- She said a president ''has to in it." 4 The Central Florida Future October 29, 1991 Second annual International Qay declared holiday SG Senate also promotes Spirit Day to spark Homecoming attendance

by Mickie Matrisciani Spirit Day is an idea of the Stu­ CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE dent Press-Review, and its goal is to encourage school spirit and The Student Government better attendance. Th~ Senate Senate passed Sen. Humberto urged everyone to wear black or Coho's resolution to declare Oct. gold to the game. All fans who 24 as International Day. participate will receive coupons "International Day can make for Burger King and Pizza Hut. it known that the students care Upon enteringthe stadium, stu­ about different cul­ dents with validated tures," Cobo said. identification will re­ People of ceive raffle tickets multicultural back­ which will make them grounds can exchange eligible to win a grand customs, appreciate prize of$100. and enjoy our fellow One Senate mem­ studen ts' nationalities ber said: ''The whole and learn about different cul­ stadium will be wearing black tures, he said. . and go1d which will motivate "UCFwill benefit because the the football team. community' will learn that the Fraternities and sororities university is interested and cu­ will not wear their letters. rious aboutitsculturally diverse This will show that they be­ Embelle Litumbe, of the cameroon exhibit, buys some bulab (a spicey rice dish) from Guru students," Cobo said. long to UCF and not to a single Prasad and Asha Nastaeaj of the India exhibit at the International Fair. (Charles K. Morrow/FUTURE) This has been the secondyear Greek organization." UCF has hosted International All clubs, organizations, fra­ Day. · goodrelationshipbetweenSGand should find and meet the needs ternities and sororities and LANGLEY The Senate is also promoting the Administrative Staff will en­ of their constituents. alumni will receive notices about spirit at the Homecoming game. FROM PAGE 1 able them to work togetherfor the "[Senators] should not be vot­ Spirit Day. good of the students. Langley ing their opinions all the time stressed the importance of be­ but should be voting the opin­ irig a leader. ions of their constituents," Lan­ WAH LuM KuNG Fu Presents An Aftemo9n of He said that leadership gley said. should reach beyond the realm Langley, a seniorrnajoringin : Kung Fu Exhibition ofb.is position and thrive among computer engineering p1ans to Sunday, November 3, 1991 • Lion Dancing the Senate and that senators o to medical school. 3:00 PM • Kung Fu Weapons Show location: • Ma'rtial Arts Gymnastics • University of Central Florida • Self Defense Don't miss The Central Florida Future's $5.00 advanced •Tai Chi Chuan homecoming is.sue this Thursday. $6.00 at the door (407) 275-6177 . Tickets Information: W~ Lum Kung Fu Temple

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Former Ku l{lux MR. 57>0CK l Klan member David Duke gains popularity in I THOUGHT Louisiana almost daily. Because of his pseudo­ VULCAN? recovery in Louisiana, David Duke may be sitting f.XP£RJ£NC£ NO at the head of the state as the next governor. These are sad times, when a man's history of EMOTION?? .. over 10 years can be brought up and stirred over ~ national television while another man who admit­ ted to believing in a racist point of view, and acted upon it, can move up in the political scene. These GENE fUC£R ~ 'races' for sake of purity. Vl510NARY. What can be said of such current events? Well, the populous of Louisiana is worried about welfare, affirmative action and big government. A Meaning of life equals $5.50 an hour result of these worries comes a man who repre­ length, when a human mind has finally weeded out sents the white, middle-class, working-class puddin' Brian Goercke whether its pro-life or pro-choice, pro-death penalty or in the middle mentality. Duke competes strongly anti-d~ath penalty, pro-war or pro-peace, conseivative, in Louisiana and shows signs of doing well in the NAKED EXPRESSION liberal, radical or apathetic ... that mind will be lucky to be upcoming elections. asleep by 4 am. And sometimes I really wish I was created OF COURSE, though, David Duke doesn't rep­ a Republican; you know those guys get plenty of sleep. bout two weeks ago, I found myself at the old and And a conflict of spirit: Now, I'm by no means on the resent the mainstream of the Republican Party. very familiar crossroads of mankind's token pulpit or anything and when I refer to the spirit, what White House spokesman Marlin Fitzwater ex­ A psyche stomper; that is, "Gee, what the hell's it I'm actually getting at is human emotion. Consider just claimed, "He's not a Republican, he never will be a all about." Some two weeks ago, in fact, a compatriot of a few cases when the world collides with the human Republican ... we don't like him!" mine, Nick - the environmentally conscious surfer ·spirit and creates a very real conflict: dude-caught me way off guard with a "So what do you Every idealistic soul has at one time or other wanted One question to ask is: why doesn't Duke run as 1 an independent if the mainstays of the Republican think the meaning of life is ' inquiry. And, for no good to incorporate his Emersonian ideals into his chaotic reason, ·all I could come up with was "$5.50 an hour, society or, at least, his chaotic work place. The conflict Party don't support him? Better yet, if he IS a pal" ... Gads. reality of the idealists plight is that the first opportun­ . Republican, why doesn't the party support him? The meaning of life. To wit, perhaps I first ought to ist to come along shall own his wallet and his $50 (They can't turn him away, you know.) So now the state that my perspective will certainly have some­ Reboks. It is my belief that the end product of the party andDuke are at odds. But the man still gains thingto do with the fact that I'm a product of mymiddle­ abused idealist is the bitter cynic. The cynic, I believe, support. of-the-road white bread life experience. So, don't whine is nothing more than a frustrated idealist. at me if our explanations don't match up .. .it's just Every eclectic dreamer has at one time or other What are the chances of the David Duke phe­ speculation. Also, any nihilistic sneering during the allowed his muse to wander to the Elysian Fields where nomena growing? length of this philosophical dramatization will resultin Well, ifthe white-bread American public contin­ a weekend visit (to them) by Joseph Biden. And fm sure he believes that he can actually use his talents to make that neither the author nor his critics at 911 want that. even a modest income. At length, the brain-sick poet ues to grow in it's fear of having employment, and dreams of composing crystal verse of the August wind the white workers see themselves as competing· When I view human life in its vast crudeness, I can only surmise that the whole meaning behind human in the Carolina mountains, the distant painter dreams with blacks and others for the decreasing economic existence can be conflict... ofbody, mind apd spirit. of dabbing his soul on canvas, the folk singer dreams to l . pie, then perhaps the USA will see a turn toward A conflict of body: it is written somewhere in the see his melodic verse pressed on vinyl and made refer­ men like Duke. Bible (chapter six I believe) that a man's body should be ence to by grey-bearded English professors in 17th The White House faces tough times when former. as a temple to God. And, it is written in Ma1doon's Pub century English lit courses. The very real conflict of the Klan members are vying for government positions. that the human body is an arena to Magic Fans. It's artists is that most can be found living on park benches, simple - as the human explorer seeks to attain his washing dishes at the Olive Garden or flicking huge Attempts have been made to help these growing greatest sense gratification, he must bull through the lumps of chunky peanut-butter the length of their fears ofrecession, job loss and losing jobs to others, various pathways of conflicting stimuli to find that school cafeteria. Neither the top 40 charts nor the best but most of the help has been quickly absorbed by which will bring him to a peak gratification. Between sellers book rack seem to reflect the pinnacle of art in the upper class of our society. physical fitness, drugs, sex, ect. - man will run his America. · The Democrats and Republicans both have been physiology through the mud to attain the unattainable-· At last, it is the far-away hope of every cynic that a sensual nirvana. To wit, the marathon runner, the libertarian messiah shall come and sweep all the "God hurt by Duke's popularity. Everyone knows that heroin addict, the orgasm addict apd the Gold's Gym he is not wc;mted by either party and that. he fearin"' bureaucrats into a Mississippi sinkhole and muscle head will place their bodies at the helm of the offer free cable-vision to the oppressed who have been espouses values that are know to be the Demo­ S.S. Minnow rather than accept physical mediocrity. saddled with Channel UHF as their only means of cratic position. Thus the Democrats lost the the And, to make matters worse, when the human body entertainment. The conflicting reality is that the only and mind get really pissed off at each other, there's vote in Louisiana and the Republicans are having messiahs available to the populous are Allah Helms nothing to be done except stand back and watch the two to claim him as a member. Tlµs causes loss of and "V;ishnu Martinez .... Gads. go a few rounds. respect of the parties, as people do not know what A conflict of mind: It was Socrates, I believe, who The meaning oflife, Nick, seems to be conflict. And they stand for and why. said. "Strong body-Weak mind." However, he left out the only adage ofreprieve is not to let your peaks get too - What can be said? the · .u1tellectual giant-pencil necked geek" part. To wit, high nor your valleys too low - and, in the words of an Hard times are coming and no one knows where the human mind was created only to torment the editor-acquaintance, don't be cynical. You'll only make yourself and others miserable. When I come to my wits, to hide. David Duke represents the growing fear in human. And, you know, I'd chose physical masturba­ tion over mental masturbation in a heartbeat. At I just may follow that advice. America. One can only hope that one (if not both) ofthe parties can get a grip on what they represent andbegin to enact change through whatevermeth­ ods possible. Hope springs eternal, but humans Correction: only live for so many years.

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·• Dragging down rich doesn't lift up poor or middle class

taxes, for example. Every time taxes come up, some grams to help the poor. They will raise taxes to do it. Roy Fuoco . populist Democrat will push for raising taxes on the Lyndon Johnson in the mid-60s declared war on pov­ rich. And what we end up with is a convoluted tax erty. Well pardner, the Vietnam War was not the only SEEING THE LIGHT system that does not create incentive to work and war you lost with not knowing how to fight. All these invest. Arther Laffer's supply-side theory was based on welfare programs have not wiped out poverty. In the abricating myths about your opponents and the high tax rate!? that existed in the late '70s. Remem­ ~ '80s, welfare programs got as much as they did in the distorting their views constitutes a favorite past ber stagflation: The high inflation and high unemploy­ past. Poverty still exists. And who pays? F time of politicians. With the presidential elec­ ment of the Jimmy Carter era. Contrary to what Democrats will say to the Ameri­ tion season just around the comer, candidates will be Contrary to popular belief, the Reagan supply-side can public, t}le middle class has to pay for these socialist shoveling it thick enough to fertilize even the most arid tax cuts did work. The economy expanded for a record­ programs. They can try to heavily tax the rich, but the of deserts. So now is the time to examine some of the length recovery. As for the deficits, that is another significant revenues come from the middle class, be­ more popular myths that the Democrats will try to problem. Studies have shown that tax revenues were cause there are just more of them. But have they propagate. . greater with the tax cuts than they would have been if helped? The popular myth states that Democrats are for the the rates had stayed the same. The deficits h~we to do Republicans' plans to help the poor is simple. Keep working class and poor, and the Republicans are for with spending, which brings us to another point. inflation low, and promote conditions that encourage the rich. This myth has pervaded for years, yet the Democrats traditionally are rm concerned with spend­ businesses to expand and produce. This puts people to Democrats' policies have shown that they are not ing. Take for instance the recent bill to extend unem­ work and there is no better program to solve poverty necessarily for the poor, and they are definitely !lot for ployment benefits that Bush vetoed. The idea is not than to give people good~payingjobs. Now I'll admit the the middle class. They are anti-rich; they will try to necessarily a bad one, but the Democrats oversimplify problem with poverty is not quite this simple, but this drag down the rich, but that will not necessarily lift up it. Bush vetoed the bill because of the cost of it. The is where you start. the poor, and those in between will continually be Democrats will try to have a field day with that, but it If the Democrats ever decide that poverty takes squeezed. shows they miss the point. Who is going to pay for these more than a government program to solve, and it is OK The best economic policies a government can have increases? An already burdened middle class. to promote conditions conducive for businesses, then are those that create incentive to work and invest. This brings up the biggest point. Democrats will get' maybe things will improve. Traditional Democratic policies do the reverse. Take on the stump and talk about all these wonderful pro- Or we could forget about them and vote them out.

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Fertilizing with bat guano or how to set world records ©1991 Tribune Media Services, Inc. Dave Barry All Rights Reserved ing, threatened to walk out. With trouble brewing and the press on the scene, the TRIBUNE MEDIA SERVICES local WPC official asked Gancarz to with­ 199G F'reGidenfaalConienders draw has pumpkin in an effort, as the and i:he men who raised. them.. newsletter puts it, "to defuse an inflam­ alloween is here, and when we think matory situation and to stem possible of Halloween, we think of pump­ international embarrassment for the H kins, which are big vegetables; and WPC." when we think of big vegetables, we must, Gancarz did withdraw his pumpkin, as responsible citizens, resist the childish even though, nnder WPC rules, he was temptation to make gratuitous references allowed to complete whenever he chose. to the Vice President. This incident outraged WPC president So instead let's focus our attention on the Ray Waterman, who declared Gancarz World Pumpkin Confederation. This is a the Topsfield winner. Waterman still real organization that I found out about sounded ticked off when I asked him when alert reader Paula Linter sent me a about this. letter statingthather husband had become - ''Those people in New England are obsessed with growing an enormous pump­ fruity," he said. 'They bounced out the kin in tneir back yard. world record holder! They're out of the "I should have had a clue," she writes, World Pumpkin Confederation. If you "when the pumpkin began to dominate don't have any more brain cells than conversations with friends and family: that, you don't belong in a world organi­ "FRIEND: How are you? zation." "HUSBAND: Well, it's two pounds Waterman also has strong views on heavier today! other topics, including the sloppy way "FRIEND: Oooooh kayeeee ... " some organizations establish "world Paula adds: "There is a club where seem­ records" in the vegetable arena. ingly normal people get together and weigh "'The Guinness Book of W or Id their giant vegetables. We are now mem­ Records,"' he snorts, "is listing a 66- bers. He sent money for this." ppund cucumber THAT'S ACTUALLY · This club turns out to be the World A GOURD." . Pumpkin Confederation.-Paula sent me a WPC news­ Mount Everest- is the 1,000-pound pumpkin. Blunt words? Yes. But sometimes letter, and it is the finest publication I have ever seen _ ''We'll do it by the turn of the century," states · blnnt words are needed. In a world of mealy-mouthed that is devoted to the topic of growing enormous pump­ Waterman, with quiet confidence. - mumblers, Ray Waterman's.voice rings out loud and kins. It has, for example, a detailed article entitled Each year the WPC sponsors an annual weigh-off, clear, sounding the charge as the WPC seeks to gt> "Fertilizing With Bat Guano." But the most impressive featuring cash prizes, at official sites around the world; where no gardener has gone before. You can become part is the photographs: page after page· of people each year, the winning weights creep closer to the Big part of this by sending $15 to the World Pumpkin standing proudly next to pumpkins that are signifi­ Mother Pumpkin. Whoever finally grows it will be, Confederation, 14050 Gowanda State Rd., Collins, cantly larger than Charles Kuralt. quite simply, a legend. N.Y.14034. The newsletter alone is worth it. You can I called the World Pumpkin Confederation founder Of course wh,en the emotional stakes are this high, also by official T-shirts, caps, etc. And who knows: You and president, Ray Waterman of Collins, N.Y. He told you inevitably have conflict. There was, for example, might even grow an-actual pumpkin. me that the WPC has 2,000 members from 30 nations. theincidentatthe1989WPCAllNewEnglandWeigh­ "Even if you don't have much space," Water notes, "Basically," he said, "we're in this to grow the largest off, held in Topsfield, Mass. According to the WPC "you can compete in the Long Gourd category." possible pumpkin." newsletter, the weigh-off went normally until the Waterman has the world record here, with a Ray Waterman has grown a pumpkin weighing arrival of Robert Gancarz, a New Jersey resident who gourd measuring 8 feet, 3 inches. To give you a more than 600 pounds. The world record is more than at the time just happened to be the defending world totally nongratuitous idea of how long that is, if you BOO pounds. record holder. He trucked in a pumpkin weighing were to lay such a gourd down next to the Vice But that's not good enough for the growers of the 619.5 pounds-· the heaviest at Topsfield. But some President, you would have a very strong ticket for WBC Their goal-their quest, their obsession, ~heir other competitors, objecting to an "outsider" compet- 1996. . The Central Florida Future October 29, 1991 8

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Thanks :EAE that was a Call 644.,7082 Leave message 297-3715 say, but love ya - ditto, you know ... Pie ~~~~· co e~~~~ The Central Florida Future October 29, 1991 9 Hall gets fun--size lau.,...... by Alissa Barber •mmli• !~~~~2~£i: .IN~ Comedian Rich Hall has been acastmemberofSatur­ day Night Live and HBO's ''Not NecessarilytheNews,"appeared on "The Tonight Show" and "The Letterman Show" and is legendary for creating Sniglets (words that should be in the dic­ tionary but aren't). Thanks to the UCF Campus / Activities Board, Rich Hall performed at UCF Oct. 18 as a part of the Pontiac All-Star Comedy Tour and granted me a brief look inside his brain before the show. AB: Are there any bizarre childhood experiences that made you who you are today? RH: The best comedy is when you get the audience to think like a child again with some kind of weird, bizarre enlightenment. Bemg an-only child with a lot of time to my­ self gave me a fertile imagina­ tion. I think my entire child­ hood was kind of bizarre. AB: Which of your career experiences stand out as the most memorable or rewarding? RH: The most rewarding was aShowtimespecialcalled"Van­ RH: You really don't know having a good time. My impres­ day, so hopefully tomorrow I'll ishing America." It was a movie what's going to catch on. It's sion is that there's a lot of kids be out of Orlando. that took nine months to do, and like musicians recordmg songs and everything seems to be The near-capacity crowd of by the time it was over, I cer­ -'-Somebody decides this would WORLD. You can't even buy UCF students at Friday's show tainly felt that I really accom­ really be commercial and let's insurance without going to-IN­ would be sorry to see Rich Hall plished something. Most of what do this, but you really don 'tknow SURANCE WORLD. I guess go. He kept the crowd in hyster­ I do are little, short three or four what's going to become popu­ it's a world-class city. ics with his humorous, slightly minute spurts of stand-up corn­ lar. You only have a certain AB: Whatdoesthefuturehold twisted insights into the actual ed y or something like that. "Van­ amount of control over that. for Rich Hall? What are your costs of the Bill of Rights, the ishing America" was a very de­ AB: Do you have any im­ plans? size of fun (look; on a candy bar) tailed project and certainly the pressions of Orlando from the RH: I would really like to get and the reason for UCF's birth most rewarding. time you have spent here? out of Orlando. (in the beginning, there was AB: There are so many things RH: There's a lot of kids here AB: And live to tell about it? Kinko's ... ). Call it weird, bi· you have done, from stand-up to :_ a lot of screaming, loud, RH: That would be my big zarre enlightenment, and call it hosting .... smelly kids, and I guess they're project. I kind of live day-to- great comedy.

Rich Hall expressed his distaste for Florida's obsession of 'World.' (Photo by Charles K. Morrow> 10 The Central Florida Future October 29, 1991 What's the point? Just ask Gov. Lawson (Lawton?) Chiles Activists, musicians gather downtown at Underground Orlando's street festival A by Alissa Barber acoustic, industrial and house music, as well as a variety of l speakers focusing on personal ''i~tllll!I. ~?~~ . want to write this re.- and political topics (the guy that Street ~~@~1 Maybe I haven't quite talked about making drug para­ ······ cut my razor-edged critic phernalia out of fruit was par­ teeth yet, but when an organiza- ticularly stimulating). You've Festival tion like Underground Orlando heard it before (but Reader, are • (people "dedicated to stimulat­ you listening?) - vote, write, ing Orlando's diverse cultural speak out, care. growth'') tries to make a differ­ What's wrong with that, ence in apathy-soaked Orlando Critic? I really don't know. music and politics in the downtown " . by holding a downtown street Maybe it was the person at one festival, only Gargamel would of the activism tables who told welcome the chance to be criti­ me to write my governor, cal. Since I am designated Critic, Lawson (not Lawton) Chiles. let's explore my ambiguity to­ Maybe it was the loss of mo­ gether. mentum from the years it took The Spin Men ,g EGreenpeace The festival was held in the people to take the stage (I ended Wall Street Plaza on Orange up leaving between acts for the Amnesty International Avenue and a sizable crowd at­ ever-wonderful Magic Wok and Drowning Clowns ~ .! tended. As the night progressed, saw an amazing band called .. it seemed less of a "gathering of Stable Ground. Sarah Quinton ~ .~ Animal Liberation the tribes" interested in the Go see these people live any- ... festival's mix of music and ac­ . where in this hemisphere.) tivism than a bunch of people Maybe, and quite possibly, I Evident 0 voter registration that happened to be there (it missed the point of this event (it makes sense in light of the happens to the best and worst of festival's focus on the forced 2 us Critics). So call Underground Andress <( CFAC a.m. closure of downtown clubs, Orlando at 839-3792 to find out but was rather dampening). The yourself and get involved. Even crowd was treated to a diverse Critics can tell that's what it's T.R.E.E.S. group of musical acts playing all about. r------·------, < I :THIS SPACE FOR RENT: can the Fl.ltUie ad offic2 at 823-2601 for rrom infacrrat.im. I ~--~------~ You can

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Nine years after closing on Broadway, 'Merrily' rolls to UCF. (Photo by John Rivera>

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This production of 'Merrily' succeeds over the Broad­ .. way version by correcting the f onner's pitfalls . Criti­ cal essays and the original script helped bring about ''The art of making art is putting it together bit by bit"-James Cali, director. The these Changes. (Photo by John Rivera) cast successfully melds those -bits to form a complex puzzle. (Photo by John Rivera> Get Ready for The

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Fl.AG FOOTBALL • ATO I (1-4-1) posted its first win in the Fraternity "I think they just build confidence during each FROM PAGE 16 Division by jumping Sig Ep I (3-3), 21-7. ATO's game," said DG coach Kevin Straub. ''This-is a pretty Chuck Colombo put the team ahead early with two good football team for a bunch of girls." The Fraternity Division saw Lambda Chi I in an touchdown passes in the first half and added another In other news, the FCA Ladies scored an upset • important and exciting game against Sigma Chi I (4- one in the second half. Both Sig Ep and Kappa Alpha victory against Kappa Delta, 7-0, when FCA's Chris­ 2). LambdaChi'sChadDeckerandSigmaChi'sSteve Psi will meet Thursday to try and grab third place in tine LeBlanc scored the lone touchdown on a pass Hogan traded touchdown passes in the first half, but the division. from Sherry Gray. • Sigma Chi stole the momentum on a Matt DiMant The Independents and the Sororities went head­ BAD had an easy time as they blanked Pi Phi, 42- interception in the second. From there, Hogan threw to-head again in the Women's league over the week. 0. BAD quarterback Tracy Little threw the knockout two touchdown passes to Rich Walls to end Lambda Delta Gamma (3-1, 5-1 overall) got the best of Don't punches early as she ran in two touchdowns while Chi's undefeated record (4-1-1), 20-6 . Break My Nail (2-2, 3-3), 21-:0 when DG quarterback throwing two touchdown passes. .Jonna Maynard • Kappa Alpha Psi (3-2-1) improved its record against Erin Klapper propelled the team's running game by stopped the opposition on defense by grabbing two SAE I (2-3-1), 19-14. Michael Harris came through scoring two touchdown runs while throwing a touch­ interceptions. again for the "Nupes" by throwing three touchdown down pass to Chri~tine Maxner. Debbie Leicht also -"Our record is just numbers," said BAD captain • passes in the first half along with an interception . scored a safety on defense. Yvette Johnson, "but we're doing pretty well this SOCCER ·- FROM PAGE 16 of easy shots on goal that • missed their mark. Overall, Barker blamed the "off-game" performance on the recent road trip to North Caro­ • lina and felt that the team needed a weekend off. ·"We were never in danger of losing the game," Barker added, "but we've just been through a very long stretch right now." • The Lady Knights will wrap up their regulaT season Satur­ day with a home game against • Alm:'s long distance savings plan can take you to this location. the Lady Irish of Notre Dame. EAGLES FROM PAGE 16

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by Dave Meadows ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR 1 minutes of terror ' . a in Statesboro Georgia S~uthern continued its mastery of the UCF Fighting Knights with a 20-6 come­ ( from-behind victory Saturday afternoon before 19,063 fans at Allen E. Paulson Stadium in Statesboro, Georgia. The Eagles scored 1 7 fourth-quarter points en­ route to their ninth consecutive triumph over the Knights and their 10th in 11 meetings between the two schools. GSU running back Lester Efford led the way for the NCAA Division I-AA defending champi­ ons, gaining 142 yards on 24 carries, including a 20-yard touchdown romp in the fourth quarter that gave the Eagles the lead. "Lester did a fine job," said Eagles' Coach Tirri Stowers. "He just had a nose for the end.zone on that touchdown run." Punt returner Rodney Oglesby tacked the quarterback Darrin Hinshaw, who missed two final nail in the Knights' coffin with a 51-yard games with a shoulder separation. The freshman return for a touchdown with 7 :02 remaining to signal caller completed just six of21 passes for 86 ice the game. yards and was intercepted twice. 'We still had a chance to win it until that punt Hinshaw was replaced by Ron Johnson in the return," said UCF Coach Gene McDowell. "Our fourth quarter, but the seniorfrom St. Petersburg punt coverage was not good and that's what gave ' Beach didn't fare much better, completing only the final score to them." one pass in five attempts for just .three yards. For the second consecutive game, the UCF "I'd said all along last week that if we couldn't offense was denied access to the endzone; the throw the ball, we'd lose the game," McDowell Knights were limited to just a pair of field goals said. 'We didn't make the big plays when we had by Franco Grilla, who hit from 18 and 25 yards, to. respectively. 'We had plenty of opportunities to win the "I'm really proud of the defense for not letting game in the fourth quarter, but we let those them in the end.zone," Stowers said. "I thought opportunities slip away." we did a much better job in the second half in McDowell and compar1yfell to 4-4 with the loss Willie English continues to roll de$pite UCF offensive striking out on defense." woes. English ran for 120 yards. (Charles K. Morrow/FUTURE) The Eagles' defense spoiled the return of EAGLES continued page 15 ·Women's soccer team l rankles Radford, 3-1 < by Harris Ahmed The Lady Knights' defense CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE complimented the scoring as­ pect of the matchup as wen, The Lady Knights' soccer holding Radford to only four squad successfully shook off the shots on goal. ( effects of a painful road loss to Although the team.played North Carolina with a much- up to par as they always have needed home win against at St. Clair Field, Coach Bill Radford, 3-1 to improve their Barker said the performance record to 9-4-1. on the field wasn't exactly Junior forward Julie what he had in mind. Tombragel scored a goal on a - ''The final score should've < Kelly Kochevar assist early in been eight or nine to nothing," the first half, while Kochevar Barker said. After the game, scored two more goals in the Barker focused on the lack of cond half of the game. intensity the team had dford's lone goal came 11 throughout the game and a lot UCF's Tiffany Schreiner (left) hits the turf of Lake Clair field in the Lady Knight's conds after Kochevar's first 3-1 victory over Radford last Thursday afternoon. (Charles K. Morrow1FUTURE) one in the second half. SOCCER continued page 15 IntJ;amural ·flag football season brings Magic Ticket Giveaway Beckton and·Balasis back to UCF ball by Harris Ahmed Ted Coltraine picked up two touch­ checked in with a touchdown run. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE down passes in the first half, while Pat In the Knight division, PIKE II slid McRae and Sean Beckton came away by Lambda Chi II, 14-13. Lambda Week six ofthe Flag Football season with an interception and a touchdown Chi's Scott Bennett hit Ray Sanchez ' here at UCF found "big green" singing reception. and Doug Matthews for touchdown the ''blues" in the Fraternity division, 'We were really expecting a little passes, while PIKE's John Doran no contest in the independents and the more competition from . them," said evened it up with two touchtlown best teams in the Women's league go­ Assault lineman Perry Balasis. passes, but it was PIKE's extra point ing toe to toe for playoff position in In B news, division leader attempt that made the difference in post-season. AW.A (6-0) easily drop-kicked Kappa the con test. In last Monday's "A" league game, Sigma, 28-7, while the 0-Town Phillys Milwaukee's Best and K-V ASA are featuring Air Assault (6-0, 7-0) against (5-1) hammered ACACIA (3-3), 27-14. still locked for first place in the Gemini PIKE I (4-2, 4-3), what looked like a big Phillys quarterback Tim Bruehl took Division with 5-0 records after Mil­ matchup between two persistent pass­ the tempo into overdrive as he hit Kevin waukee eased by Delta Tau Delta, 30- ing attacks ended up looking like a Bond for two touchdown passes, ran 0, while K-VASA made it past The .(. Florida State homecoming game in fa­ another one in, and stole an intercep­ Sequel, 13-6. vor of Air Assualt, 26-2. tion on defense. Jose Medilon also FLAG FOOTBALL continued page 15

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