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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 22 No. 52, March 27, 1990" (1990). Central Florida Future. 985. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/985 ) Future Volume 22, Number 52 University of Central Florida/Orlando Tuesday March 27, 1990 r Schmidt's .hearing to be held April. 1· 2

by Tom Kopacz say the hearing had to be held before April 5, lis Taylor and UCF Affirmative Action Director Janet STAFF REPORTER Toutikian said spring break forced the hearing to be Balanoff by Wednesday. pushed up a week. At that time, it will demand a list of defense Student body President Fred Schmidt's impeach­ "We don't count a week where we don't have a witnesses from Schmidt. The committee will solidify ment hearing will be 7 p.m. April 12 in the University school day," she said. its case by April 4, and finalize it by April 11. Dining Room, four days before Schmidt's term ends. The hearing will take place after the regular ses­ LJR will act as the prosecution at the hearing. The Vice President Christine Toutikian said Thursday sion of the student senate. senate will act as the jury. she scheduled the hearing that late so the senate's LJR finalized its investigation schedule at its A group of students filed a charge of misfeasance Legislative, Judicial and Rules (LJR) Committee meeting Wednesday. Chairman David Carls said the against Schmidt March 1. They say Schmidt misrep­ would havetime to prepare its case against Schmidt. committee will issue subpoenas to SG Business resented the students when he called Rogers "boy" Although student government statutes seem to Manager Mel Rogers, former senate Secretary Phyl- Feb. 16. Rogers is black. Altman asks advice Student senate offers input on Univeristy Club money

by Tom Kopacz strings attached," Altman said. The STAFF REPORTER money can be used for any purpose by UCF. President Steven Altman went to Altman said while the club has no the student senate Thursday for input bylaws preventing members of minor­ on the Orlando University Club's pro­ ity groups from joining, it has no black posed donation. or female members, and did not have The club made a $28,000 gift to UCF Hispanic or Jewish members until re­ last fall, and offered to sign a five-year cently. agreement to donate that arnoun teach Altman said several people had year. written to him saying ifUCF does not The club has donated between accept the donation, they will have to $10,000 and $12,000 a year for the past reconsider their donations. "If we don't decade. take the [University Club] money, [the The proposed $140,000 agreement writers] would not want to make a would allow the state to donate $50,000 donation in the future," he said. from its matching program. "They make that donation with no see UNrVERSJTY CLUB page 4 Article prompts restroom repairs to fill 'glory holes'

by R. Scott Horner workers to do what they can to prevent EDITOR IN CHIEF the practice. Recently, Ralph Weitzel of the stu­ In response to a Central Florida Fu­ dent center had putty temporarily put ture article, university police and into the holes until Physical Plant building managers have increased ef­ workers can install large sheets of forts to end campus glory-hole sex. metal onto the stalls. · Lt. Tom Nelson of the UCF Police Weitzel said by the end of this week, Department said he increased patrol­ 4-by-5 foot pieces of thick sheet metal r ling of campus restrooms after the will be bolted to each side of the stall I publication of a March 8 article on walls in the bathroom. j public restroom sex, also known as They will use special lock screws glory-hole sex, and building managers that can't be screwed out and Physical -i from the bookstore and the Student Center have asked Physical Plant see GLORY HOLES page 4 Jorge Alvarez/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE GLOBAL PERSPECTIVE World ~ame moderator Chuck Dingee records students' hopes for the future. The game's objective was to foster knowledge of world events, geography and politics .

enrollment increase•

by Rick Baker chairman of the BOR, the university CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE system's size and its ability to meet the demand of the growing populatign of The Board of Regents discussed the Florida is a definite concern t~ ·the' potential problems associated with an BOR. estimated 50 ,percent increase in state According to a BOR report, the university system student enrollment number of students in the state univer­ by the year 2000 Friday at UCF. sity system is expected to increase from LOVE AND MARRIAGE? The regents met in the Wayne 160,000 in 1990 to· 240,000 in 1999. 1 Densch Sports Center. Scott P6cire, a jum1 · najoring in education, and Cynthia Noce1•a senior majoring According to Charles Edwards, the see BOA pag~ 5 in communications,· won the Newlywed Game at the Rox fe~tival Saturday.

J: 2 The Central Florida Future March 27, 1990 • ,. MR. K WANTS YOU! I~ AS AN • I amural SPorts Supervisor • IF YOU: Love SPOrtS Like to Play sames Want to imProve UCF Intramural sPOrts Can commit 15-20 hours a week • ~ _Are willins to referee selected sPOrts ·:·=·=·= :~~ Think $5.00/hr. is a reasonable startina pay w::==~== Look Sood in Rec Services Blue •

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1 1 1 1 'l Dl~lll~ illll~ S'l lJl)l~N'l C1f)\TJ~llN)Jl~N'l SJ>f)NSf)Jll~I) • J.. l~ill)l~llSDII> S(;Uf)J.JlllSDII>S il\TJ\11.Jlll ·J.. I~! • TO BE ELIGIBLE YOU MUST: Plan to be enrolled during the 1990-91 academic year and were not at any time within the 9 (nine) months prior to the application due date, paid Student Government • Officials. • The scholarships will be awarded to ten students 11who have improved student life on campus. 11 .. • APPLICATIONS ARE DUE FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1990! THE APPLICATIONS MUST BE RETURNED TO THE OFFICE OF THE YICE • PRESIDENT FOR STUDENT AFFAIRS, DR. LEVESTER TUBBS •

• The Central Florida Future March 27, 1990 3 • New SAss· audits to aid summer registration • by Melissa Stoker _ "None of this replaces the need for advisement," their majors since they were printed. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Dees said. Larson said some students may also have a hard Larson said if students are not finding their SASS time tracking down their forms because two groups During registration for summer semester, Stu­ forms in their colleges, it could be for three reasons. are not. eligible to register in advance: non degree dent Academic Support System audits will replace If some students have recently changed their seeking students and some transient students. She the previously used Trial and Advisement forms. The said these students will be allowed to register on May SASS audits include students' transcripts. 10 or 11 for the first summer session. Using SASS audits may be temporary. "We will review it after summer registra­ "We give priority to degree-seeking students," "We will review it after summer registration to see Larson said. if we should continue to use SASS forms, go back to tion to see if we should continue to 1:1se Some students who are getting their SASS audits the former Trial and Advisement forms or choose SASS forms." are finding mistakes. For example, some transfer another method," associate registrar Carol Larson - Carol Larson students are noticing the wrongcatalogyear on their said. "We're all interested in trying to make it work associate registrar forms. • for students." The audits incorrectly list transfer students' cata­ By combining the SASS audits with the PIN codes log year as the year they transfered to UCF. It should for registration, students can see what classes they majors their audits may be in their former c~llege's say the year they began studying before they trans­ are missing before they register, said Dr. David Dees, office. fered. assistant dean of undergraduate studies. It is easier "We literally process hundreds of change of majors If students think they are eligible for an earlier for students who register by telephone to have their each week," Larson said. catalog, they can apply at Phillips Hall room 208. audits in front of them in case a class is closed so they "The SASS audits were ·printed in February," Students can also go there if they have questions can see what else they need to take, he added. Larson said. A lot of people have probably changed about their general education classes. Review pcl~el begins report on WUCF·FM

by Dave Schlenker STAFF REPORTER

President Steven Altman Friday released the names of those selected for the WUCF-FM Review Committee. Dr. Ted Clevenger, dean of FSU's College of Communication, Robert DuBord, former faculty advisor for UM's radio station, WVUM, journal­ ism professor Dr. Jim Fletcher from · the University of Georgia and Gary Shivers, general manager for Witchita State's KMUW were chosen. DuBord, who is currently a resi­ dence hall director at UM, was nomi­ nated by WUCF student assistants. The other three were selected from staff and faculty nominations. The four members started work Friday with a full agenda. They met with station administrators, student employees, faculty and staff members, as well as a few interested community members. Jorge Alvarez/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE The committee is expected to have a SUNDAY STROLL report to Altman by the end of the Harry Berenger walks his pet rottweilers after a swim at the Lake Claire Recreation Center. (L-R) Bronko, Sasha, Anne and semester, including a list of sugges­ Echo are all between the ages of 1 and 3-years-old. Berenger raises and trains dogs. tions regarding operations and pos­ sible format alterations.

• LETS TALK POLITICS • FOR GRAD STUDENTS $100, book prizes orfree print­ should not have been on the Film and a freelance produc­ Joseph Rauch will speak The first meeting of the ing in the ACP Anthology. Student Government payroll tion manager for national about "The Supreme Court, Graduate Student Organiza­ The deadline for entries is for at least nine months. commercials. from :fDR to Reagan-Bush tion is scheduled for 5 p.m. March 31. For further infor­ Deadline for application is This program is free and Years" from 10 a.m. to 11:30 Wednesday in room 208 of the mation, send a SASE to Inter­ April 13. open to the public. a.m. Wednesday in the board Chemistry Building. This national Publications, PO Box room of the administration newly formed organization 44044-L, Los Angeles, Calif. • KID ACHIEVERS • HOLOCAUST HYPE building. aims to unite and benefit UCF 90044. The UCF McKnight Center (CPS)-A history teacher has Rauch has been involved graduate students. For more of Excellence is accepting ap­ been fired for teaching his with several presidential information, contact Bruce or • TO COIN A SERIAL plications for the McKnight class that the Holocaust never administrations including James at 275-2246. The Central Florida Coin Achievers Society. happened. those ofFranklin D. Roosevelt, Club of Orlando has contrib­ The program supports Afri­ Donald Dean Hiner, a part­ Harry Truman, John Kennedy • EUROPEAN LECTURER uted a subscription of Coin can American students who time teacher at Indiana Uni­ and Lyndon Johnson. He has Dr. F. Parkinson from the World to the UCF Library. are in grades kindergarten versity-Purdue University at also practiced law before the University of London, Insti­ Anyone interested in keep­ through high school. Students Indianapolis was dismissed Supreme Court for over fifty tute ofLatin American Studies ing up with the prices of pre­ applying should have an A or for lecturing that the Holo­ years. will give a lecture at 2 p.m. cious metals, U.S. and foreign B average. caust is a Jewish myth, and This lecture is open to the Wednesday in the Board of coins or just reading about Applications must be re­ asserting that "none of it public. Regents Room on the third numismatics will find the ceived by April 6. makes sense unless you look at floor of the administration publication in the Serials· For more information con­ it from the prospect of Israel • DRAMA THERAPY building. Department of the Library. tact the UCF McKnight Cen­ getting a lot of wealth from the Penny Danvers, an actress The lecture, titled "Eastern ter of Excellence, 849-0799 or story." and educator, will illustrate Europe: The Implications," is • LEADER SCHOLARS 275-2231. Rene Arbuckle, a sopho­ the therapeutic aspects of sponsored by the Office of In­ Applications for 10 leader­ more at the university, taped drama at 7 p.m. Wednesday at ternational Studies. ship scholarships, sponsored • CINEMA WORKSHOP Hiner's lecture and turned it the music rehearsal hall. by Student Government, are The UCF Cinematography over to school administrators. Danvers will describe her • POETS SUBMIT WORK available in the student affairs Association will present a Hiner denies he is anti­ own experiences using drama The National College Po­ office. · workshop by Tammy Stone at Semitic, saying he just at­ therapy to help the physically etry Con test is open to all stu­ Students shouldbe involved 6:30 p.m. Wednesday in PC-3, tempted .to teach another and mentally disabled adults dents who would like to win in campus and community room 201. school of thought. in Sarasota's Project Return. cash prizes and possibly have activities. To be eligible, stu­ Stone is the president and "I do not consider myself a The program is free and their works published. The top dents must be enrolled during owner of Sunshine Produc­ revisionist," he told The Indi­ open to the public poems will be awarded up to the 1990-91 academic year and tions, president of Women in anapolis News.

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4 The Central Florida Future March 27, 1990

UNIVERSITY CLUB talk about the recent racial incident between ' FROM PAGE 1 student body President Fred Schmidt and Stu­ dent Government Business Manager Mel Ro­ gers, he did so by student Nathan Brooken's He wouldn't say who wrote the letters. request. Sen. David Carls said he had no problem Altman said what happened was unfortu­ with the donation. "I don't think it matters how nate for both Schmidt and Rogers. He said the we spend the money as long as we spend it in a matter ended after findings of the UCF Af­ non-discriminatory fashion," he said. firmative Action Office and a subsequent letter He said the money could be used for scholar­ of apology from Schmidt to Rogers. Schmidt ships for members of minority groups. called Rogers, who is black, "boy" during a "I'm Jewish, and I think it's horrible that heated confrontation in February. they discriminate against anybody," Sen. Ja­ "As far as I am concerned, that is the end of son Lazarus said. the subject," he said. However, he still supports accepting the The senate passed one bill during regular

money. "If we can use it for an ethical use, then business. The bill allocates $235.80 to buy six PRETTY WOMAN CR) 2 : 00-4 : ~ · 7:30· ' 0:00· 12: 15 BARGAIN let's do it," he said. Rubbermaid garbage cans for the Brevard, no possei IAO INFLUENCE CR> MATINEE Two senators, David Mann and Tim Adams, Orange and Seminole Halls. The cans will be THE FOURTH WAR (R) 4:30-10:00 spoke against the donation. Both said the Uni­ used in a newspaper and aluminum can recy­ 2:10·4:10-6:10-9:10· 10:10 LAMBADA

GLORY HOLES Weitzel is not completely FROM PAGE 1 confident that the large metal sheets will deter glory-hole GET YOUR SUMMER TAN NOW! users because he said similar Plant Maintenance Supervi­ attempts to do that in the past Wolff System Tanning at sor Milt Simpson said the size have failed. TAN-FASTIQUE TANNING SALON of the sheets should keep "fve been here 20 years, and people from tampering with it. we've patched up those holes a Where The Sun Always Shines! Glory-hole sex in men's lot of times," Weitzel said. ~· . bathrooms involves voyeur­ He said they have used toi­ ism or sex between two men by let paper dispensers to cover ··------·Buy 5 Visits : using a hole made in the divid­ up the holes but they were ing wall. ripped out. The putty they The bathroom across from used is too easily knocked out. Get 5 Free! • Tropical Oasis restaurant is About four years ago, they in­ I the only one on campus with a stalled small sheets of metal to hole large enough for glory­ cover the holes but those were $29.95 : hole sex. soon pried off. Other bathrooms in Phil­ "Maybe this won't do it ei­ Sign up a friend and get 2 I lips Hall and across from the ther," Weitzel said. "i don't visits free! I Great Escapes restaurant are know. used for bathroom sex but par­ "But they'd have to use spe­ ticipants have to use the gap cial tools to take this off. We've Tower Place, 10376 E. ·------Colonial Dr., 282-6042· between the floor and the bot­ even thought of using a spot Mon.-Fri. 8:30 a.m. - 9:00 p.m., tom of the divi ding wall. welder to put the sheets on." Sat. 9:00 a. m. - 7:00 p.m.Sun. Noon - 6:00 p.m . . Universities protest

VISl1 •••• AN M C A COMPANY 'Girls of ACC' pictorial •

II A1 RD I IIT LIVE' II Staff Report Mexico, Utah, Nevada and COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE California for a feature on • "Girls of the Big West." DANA CARVEY Presidents of colleges be­ At Utah State University, longing to the Atlantic Coast · students are taking the whole Conference (ACC) agreed issue pretty much in stride. • March 10 to send a letter to Although both the student Eddie Farrell is a con man. Playboy protesting the paper, the Statesman, and the magazine's pictorial on the Logan paper, the Herald..Jour ­ He's out of luck, out of time • "Girls of the ACC." nal, refused to run advertise­ and out of money. The April issue, which hit ments promoting the off-cam­ the stands Feb. 27, features pus interviews, the two papers 1 photos of 36 women from each covered the event. But he ll be ready when... of the eight ACC schools in "It's caused quite a stir on clothed, semi-nude and nude campus," declared USU stu­ poses. dent Steve Barth. "A lot of "It doesn't change any­ women I know are mad at the thing," Playboy spokesman press making it taboo, he con­ Bill Page said of the presi­ tinued. dents' complaint. "They think they should OPPORTUNITY • Playboy has published 15 of have the decision as to whether the features in the past 13 it's degrading or not." years, Page said, and each "As far as students are con­ time, protests have been part cerned," added a USU student • of it. "These things happen senator who didn't want her every time we do a campus pic­ name used, "they really don't KNO torial." care one way or the other." In the .world of cons ... Eddie's a pro. • And the extra press cause Other campuses to be fea­ by controversy simply helps tured in the pictorial in schools sell more magazines. of the "Big West," a conference "The louder they protest, that exists only in the minds of • the more people know we're in Playboy's editors, are New town," Page said. Mexico State and San Jose "The magazine," he added, universities, California State' "always sells very well in the universities at Fresno, Jfuller­ area of the schools we're cover­ ton and Long Beach, the uni­ ing." versities of California at Santa The magazine is currently Barbara and Irvine, and the • trolling campuses in New University of the Pacific. ..

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t The Central Florida Future March 27, 1990 5 • = · BARRY ) ~~ UNIVERSITY . . : . BOR 1 I l,1rid.1'... Oldl''! .md l..1rgL''' C.11h11li..: L 11iH•r,it) Foot fetishist nabbed FROM PAGE 1 • at University of Akron This growth is charted by as­ suming an annual growth of by Staff Report touched her foot with his. five percent. COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE Upon nabbing the man, a The BOR was concerned 24-year-old non-student, po­ over the inevitability of raising After following a month­ lice warned him to stay off requirements for admission • long trail, University of Akron campus and away from stu­ into state universities because police have finally caught up dents' feet. of the rising numbers of appli­ with an elusive "foot fetish The incidents don't seem to cants. Florida universities' man" who had been scaring be related to a long-running admission standards are al­ studen ts as they studied in the series of shoe thefts from li­ ready higher than many other campus libraries. braries at the universities of states. The man, who had victim­ Illinois at Champaign-Ur­ Regent Pat Groner said the • Graduate and Podtatric Medicine Admissions Invite You To Attend A Reception At ized at least six students since bana, Wisconsin-Madison and board should consider adding Radisson Plaza Hotel - Orlando mid-January, apparently Illinois State University in one or two more state ·universi­ · Saturday. March 31st · would approach students in Normal. ties to carry the growing load From 10:00 a.m. untll 2:00 p.m. the library "and stare at their Wisconsin police arrested a of students. There are nine feet," university spokesman 33-year-old Iowa man last state universities. Reactions Phil Zimmer said. December who admitted to were mixed among the re­ One victim recounted how taking sides trips to Wisconsin gents. the man sat down in a study and Illinois for five years to The BOR also added carrel next to where she was steal shoes at campus libraries changes to its project priority studying with her shoes off, from students who had kicked list· which covers most of the and then removed his shoe and them off while studying. direction for funding requests for the next three years. UCF's projects, which are high on the list for 1990-91, include the Your time is precious. new art complex, a Daytona And so are the lives you could save. research center, remodeling of Give us a little of your time. the Chemistry Building and 0fncc ,,r Adm1• 1un< Volunteer with the Red Cross. Howard Phillips Hall and l\irrv Univer

• 80,000 people gave something to the IRS this year. And they can't wait till next year to give again. They volunteered their skills to people who Go ahead call her up and let needed help doing their h r know th core. taxes. A 10-minute coast-to-coa t call They weren't necessarily dialed di rect anytime, any day with accountants. They were AT&T, costs le s than $3. 00~ And people, like you, who have with fast connections and immedi· a basic.aptitude for· math ate credit for wrong numbers, how and a desire to help others. can you miss? You can help people fur more information on with what taxes them. Al&T Long Distance Service, and To find out about the products like the Jfl&T Card, call free IRS training program 1 800 525-7955, Ext. 100. call 1-800-424-1040. *Add applicable taJ

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Volunteer now. And you'll make someone's taxes less taxing later. _ _J · 6 The Central Florida Future March 27, 1990 After 3 years, faculty senate chair resigns

by Patrice Phillip today are not treated as well as they were when she supportive of students, faculty and members of the CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE attended UCF. faculty senate." She added that Joels supports the "It is extremely important for the faculty to treat senate's right to their suggestion and is very encour­ After three years as the chairman of the faculty students as though they were important," she said. aging to them. senate, Dr. Rosie Joels has resigned. Joels shows concern about the well being of stu~ The elections for faculty senators have not taken The term as faculty senate chair lasts only one dents. She said she finds it very rewarding when she place yet. year ·and then the position re-opens. J oels served for meets outstanding alumni in the community who are After the senate elections, the senators will come three consecutive years. great examples of good things that have happened at together and elect a faculty senate chair, a vice fac­ "Three years is the limit for me." Joels said, "I the UCF in terms of education. ulty senate chair and a secretary of the senate. The don't think anyone should do it for a longer term." Irene Butler, secretary of the senate chair, said tentative date for the faculty senate meeting is April Joels, who graduated from UCF, said students Joels is a very conscientious worker. "She is very 12. Until then, Joels remains faculty senate chair.

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I .. • t' I o o o I J, ~ ' ~ -. , , ' . . ' . . ' , . . '' ~ '------"-----'---'-'--"'-----'---'--'------• • . . March 27, 1990 8 0 plillon l+,,f!!~Jll:~BTillrflliTulJllAli1~11ll•l&:lllll1111•11llWl••-- The people speak: MBI witch hunts a -waste of effort Don't the Metropolitan Bureau of Investiga­ tion and Orange County have anything better to do with their time and our money? Apparently not. It seems their efforts to "clean up" Orange County were (curses) foiled again when a grand jury determined that all of the X-rated movies and magazines on the latest MBI most un­ wanted list were not obscene. A failure for the MBI becomes a victory for those of us who still believe in the First Amend­ ment. The 23-member grand jury looked at these items and issued their findings Thursday. But the MBI is not content with the jury's ruling. In the end, the jury left the long arm of the MBI grasping for straws. But the MBI plans to continue their scare tactics which have, more often than not, resulted in wrongful censorship. Unfortunately for Orange County citizens, this arm is connected quite firmly to the shoul­ der of the American Family Association and the Greater Orlando Coalition Against Pornogra­ Environmentalists ignore the facts phy. Both organizations are filled with extrem­ Hold on to your wallets folks! Environmen~ ists who don't see anything wrong with forcing mania is once again getting a thrust from the leftist their moral misunderstandings upon all of the establishment. You can expect to see another "Earth people in this county. Day" on April 22 of this year - perhaps the largest It was complaints by the AFA and GOCAP one ever. True to form, this Earth Day will highlight that lead the MBI into bringing the movies hype and gloss over the facts. On this supposed day of awareness that the Bush before the grand jury in the first place. administration has been bullied into supporting, the EPA, would like to point out that ultra-violet What hurts us most is the fear that this sea of sensationalist literature written by uptight alarm­ levels are lower in American cities today than in initials - GOCAP, AFA and MBI - has in­ ists will be passed out to unwary Americans. Com­ 197 4. Furthermore, Singer states that no proof exists stilled in video and book store owners. They plete with unfounded theories on global wanning, the to indicate chloroflorocarbons are in any way respon­ worry about facing criminal charges of selling greenhouse effect, ozone depletion and allegedly poi­ sible for the "ozone hole" above Antarctica. soned food the literature is aimed at "making the He also says that the depleted ozone layer may be obscene material (MBI obscene, not legally country more aware of the dangers we face." directly related to solar cycles which vary greatly and obscene) and even facing third-degree charges I can see it now! Greenpeace helicopters hovering which directly effect ozone levels. of racketeering, which could carry a sentence of high above American cities, dropping loads of alarm­ The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. ist literature onto the masses. recently found that if global warming does occur (it . Some store owners don't want this kind of risk All the while, Ted Turner bellows from a loud­ hasn't yet), its effects may be beneficial. A 2.5 degree and would rather take legal products off their speaker "The sky is falling. The sky is falling! Arma­ temperature increase by the year 2050 will increase geddon is upon us! " food production by 15 percent, water resources by 9 shelves than tempt the MBI into pressing false It always amazes me, however, in these little percent, and forest growth by 5 percent. • charges against them. ventures by the left, how they always forget one thing The Earth Day leadership, reading like a Who's That is censorship. -the facts. Who on the Left, will make sure you don't hear the ·... The citizens of Orlando and Orange County The controversy surrounding the ozone layer de­ truth about environmental concerns. • were heard in the recent grand jury findings. pletion serves as a fine example. Unless you write to your congressman and tell him Fred Singer, inventor of the satellite ozone testing you don't want your hard-earned tax dollars going to And they have shown yet again that they know instrument and former deputy assistant director of support them, hype will once again outsell the facts. the difference between material that is person­ • ally distasteful and material that is obscene. Adult book and movie outlets should not be closed down just because some group of puritans decrees that it be so. The people have spoken, •NO RIGS just imagine the impact it would they do, they are a model offine de­ and they don't agreee with the AF A or GOCAP. Editor: have on the environment and the mocracy to the nations across to Did you know that the United tourism industry. the nations across the world. The First Amendment is still safe. States government is planning to If you are seriously concerned No, the little people have the build oil drilling rigs off of the about the oil rigs in Florida and right to vote and all of those other " .Crotral FloridaFbture coast of Florida? I didn't until a many other rapes of nature, then things that people can do. People C>1 119Cl'llec.n.9 _F_ couple of weeks ago. talk to your friends about it an across the world should take ex­ • P.O. Box 25000, Orlando, Florida 32816 I don't know how the govern­ voice your opinion to political offi­ ample from American citizens as Business Office (407) 275-2601, News Office (407) 275·2865 ment can plan to do something cials. They get paid to listen to us. to the mechanics of running for that destructive to the environ­ public office; put simply, the per­ Editor In Chief ment and not even tell the resi­ Matthew Ferguson son with the most points gets to • R. Scott Horner dents of this state about the dam­ win. I'll bet those people in Europe Managing Editor Eric Dentel age they are about to do. • LONG WAY TO GO don't know that yet. They will. News Editor Lauren. Curtis These rigs would destroy the Editor: I also have come to understand • Sports Editor Bill Foxworthy already brittle coral reefs that not One could not understand the that the more powerful a demo­ Confetti Editor John Citrone only create millions of dollars in full significance ofhavingfreedom, cratic nation gets, the less· its tourism, but support life forms and using it, unless he or she were Copy Editor people have to actually vote. Jennifer Offenburger that cannot grow anywhere but to live in the greatest nation of all, We, being the strongest nation • Photo Editor Jorge Alvarez the coral reefs of Florida. the United States. in the world, with no competition Production Manager Lara E. Hutchison Ifyou think the tar on the beach I'm sure that those European to worry about, can finally relax is bad now, think about the ten to countries think they are making and not worry about the pressures .. Office Manager Tracy Torres fifty times more that would be a progress, but if they look at the of government. Ad Production Manager Anissa Larson result when the government situation closely, they will see they It's tough to win a mudslinging Advertising Staff Armand Cimaroli builds the rigs. have a long way to go. Look at the campaign and try to govern the Cindy Cowen The fragile mangrove incredible amount of power that nation with so many voters who • ecosystem would also be destroyed we the people wield as citizens. really know about government but Opinions expressed In Tho CantraJ Florida Futuro are those of the newspaper or Individual columnist and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications, University Administration, by the drilling. With the destruc­ I hear that the congresspeople believe they can leave the respon­ or 80a1d of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed, maximum of 300 words and Include tion of mangrove swamps, many of or somesuch are giving themselves the author's signature. maior and phone nurrber. Lsners are subject to editing for grammar sibility to the other voters. and space and become the copyrighted property of the newspaper. Names may be withheld the the native Florida fishes and anotherraise. Well, whynot?They bU1 the n0M1paper reserves the right to refuse publlcatlon of any letter. Tho CMtral Florida deserve it, I'm sure. Future Is a free,non·profit newspaper published twice weekly during the academic year and birds would not be common in Carlos Martinez weakly during the summer. AU mee(ings of the BOP are open to the public. Florida. If there was an oil spill, Anyway, whatever it is that English • The Central Florida Future March 27, 1990 9 Striking back at the pinch-happy

• If your elementary school was anything like mine, on St. Patrick's Day everyone went around pinching the kids that weren't wearing green. If you had green on, it was a real neat affair. When • I was in fourth grade, St. Patrick's Day slipped my mind, and I arrived home at its end an angry and much-pinched little boy. A couple of weeks later, I had a dream. In it, my mother told me about a cool new holiday called Green Thursday that workedjust like St. Patrick's • Day. I woke up and, indeed, it was Thursday. So I put on a green shirt and headed to school, and I spread the word around class quickly before re­ cess. " On the playground, I gathered up my meager green-clad army and gave the orders: "You know what to do. It's Green Thursday." Soon, the playground was alive with running, pinching and screaming kids. It was great. Sud­ denly, across the way, I saw a little girl telling on us. As the teacher bent down, the girl pointed a purposeful little finger, and the teacher's scornful countenance fell upon ... me. I was busted. In the lunchroom, I was interrogated at the teachers' table. When I told the teacher that Green Thursday was a mom-sanctioned holiday, she got furious and insisted I bring in written proof. I knew I couldn't bring the letterin, so Ijust took my punishment. As I sat in detention writing sentences ("I will not make up a holiday and blame my mother for it"), I thought about what I'd learned. You can't just make up a holiday, espe­ cially one where people get pinched. But, I thought to myself, ifyou're willing to take the heat, you can really mess with people. Incidentally, you might want to wear green this Thursday.

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• • • • The Central Florida Future March 27, 1990 11 CONFERENCE athletes public knowledge. SURF CLUB surfer is a key, Phipps said. "A ... FROM PAGE 12 "The score you have to keep is the graduation FROM PAGE 12 lot of our contests can be de­ rate," Reed said. cided on how well Jennifer Reed said following the NCAA rules is not surfs. She consistently places "We are developing a class of gladiators who enough anymore. He has doubts for the NCAA's Even though four out of the as the best or next-best surfer bask in fame and fortune," she said, "then fall to ability to successfully regulate schools as it now six surfers on the men's team in the women's division. coaches who victimize them." operates. graduated or transferred last "She exhibits a great deal of She called for faculty to assume a greater and "The NCAA tried to think of every way some­ year Phipps said he believes talent for someone who has more active role in monitoring athletic pro­ one could do something wrong," Reed said. "It's the new surfers have a shot at been surfing for a little over • grams, especially in academic mai;ters. the values we're trying to establish. You can placing high enough at next three years," Phipps said. "Her "Only faculty can be a disinterested party," follow the rules and still know someone is on week's contest. aggressive surfing style im­ said Stearman of the conflicts of interest that drugs or alcohol." "Even though we have a presses the judges." • emerge when coaches and university officials Altman said he believes athletic scandals young team this season, I can't However, all teammates are regulate athletes in academic matters. result from the mistakes of individuals. imagine why we wouldn't be focusing on the tournament She also challenged the administration to "There are dishonest individuals every­ able to surf well next week­ which will be held April 8. eliminate the double standard concerning spe­ where," McDowell said. "Unfortunately, we end," he said. "I'm confident that our team • cial admissions for athletes and academics for don't know who is dishonest until they get One of the newcomers, Jen­ will surf well at the contest," athletes. caught." nifer Lee Rowlette, better Rowlette said. Altman said a university president is respon­ But from wherever the problems stem, the known as "surf brat" among "I'm certain that our surf • sible for everything that happens in athletics. panelists agreed strong actions must be taken her team mates, was judged team will be eligible to com­ Altman has a set of rules which he has set to correct them. the best woman surfer at last pete nationally after the con­ forth for his athletic director at the three "We must have zero tolerance for making week's tournament. Rowlette, test next weekend. All of our schools at which he has been university presi­ ·mistakes,"' Reed said. "If someone makes a who spent her spring break surfers know that this is their dent. mistake we've got to say 'Goodbye, Mr. athletic surfingwith other teammates, last chance to make nationals. They are: Always be · absolutely honest. director, or 'Goodbye, coach. m felt her practice paid off. That very incentive will pull us Comply fully with NCAA regulations. Win and McDowell said having leadership, discipline "I went into the contest through," Phipps said. be competitive. Graduate the student athletes. and character in coaches and players is the best mental1y and physically pre­ The UCF surf club will Reed said more attention should be paid to way to avoid scandals. pared, which is very important compete in St. Augustine this collegiate athletics, which includes making "In the end that is the only thing that will in surfing," Rowlette said. weekend against FAU, FSU, them more open to public inspection . overcome the temptation to be dishonest," The fact that every college FIT, UF, JU, Embry Riddle • Reed fought to make graduation rates for McDowell said. surf team has one female and Flagler College.

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by Roy Fuoco That brought up tournament MVP CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Bobby Kiser. Heckled by the Braves after he The UCF baseball team continued grounded out the previous inning, its rampage last week by going unde­ Kiser slammed a double to left-center feated in the Pepsi/Burger King Classic to drive in two runs and extended his and extending its winning streak to 13 hitting streak to 12. games. Chad Mottola also doubled to drive The Knights (21-10) defeated their in two runs. opponents by a combined score of 49- LeClerc finished off UCF's seven­ 17. They crushed opposing pitchers by run inning with a second hit. hitting .313 in the tournament. By "I think they celebrated a little too comparison, the opposition managed to soon," Kiser said. "As the saying goes, hit just .18(}. let sleeping dogs lie. UCF wrapped up All it took was that the tournament Sat­ "I think they celebrated first hit. There was urday night with a nothing else to do 15-7 victory over a little too soon ... but get a hit. Bradley. They woke us up more "Like Bergy says, The Knights you got to stay fo­ clinched the tourna­ with their mouth than cused ... I think they ment Friday when with their bats." woke us up more they defeated Har­ with their mouths din-Simmons 8-5. - Bobby Kiser than with their bats. In Saturday's They had the game game, UCF began won." the game rather lackadaisically. Both teams added a run in the sixth Through four innings, Bradley starter inning. UCF put the game away with Mike Grace allowed just one hit and four runs in the seventh and finished Bradley took a 2-1 lead to start the its offensive explosion with two runs in fifth. the eight. The Braves proceeded to knock Held to just one hit in the first four Knight starter Anthony Laszaic out of innings, UCF pounded out 15 hits over the game by scoring four runs in the in­ the last four innings. ning. For the week Kiser hit .375 and led Bradley's outburst provided the the Knights with 10 RBI. spark to wake the Knights up. Six of his nine hits went for extra Marc Le Clerc led off the inning with bases--five doubles and one home run. a triple. After Andy Williams walked Kiser was not the only player for and Mike MacDonald sacrificed, Mike UCF to have an outstanding tourna­ Josephina drove in the first run of the ment. inningwith a single that put his hitting Josephina hit .450, Mottola hit .440 streak at nine. and McClellan hit .350. Steve McClellan followed with a Jim Crone, who has been on a streak Jcwge Alvarez/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE sing]e, and Ernest Martinez hit a sacri­ of late, was hitting .368 in the tourna­ Bobby Kiser earned Most Valuable Player in the Fourth Annual Pepsi/Burger King fice fly. ment before going O-for-5 in the finale. Classic. He hit .375, had ten RBI and had six of nine hits go for extra bases. McDowell UCF surf team rides to hires Pollard 4th place in contest for defense by Mlchael Sutton finished the season ranked CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE first in the state. The team was Staff Report eligib\, to compete for the na­ CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE The UCF surf team rode tional title, but due to inade­ into an nncharacteristically quate funding, it could not A friend came to UCF foot­ low fourth place finish last participate. ball coach Gene McDowell's week at the National Scholas­ "Last year we had a very aid last week. McDowell hired tic Surfing Association's strong field of surfers," said Don "Deek" Pollard as interim surf­ Darrin Phipps, president of defensive coordinator. The hiring came less than a ing contest. the surf club. "We could have week before spring practice The team has been consis­ given the title-holders a run began. The Knights began tently placing within the top for their money." practicing March 26. three competitors in its surf­ This year the surf team still Pollard, 50, a 1 7-year coach­ ing contests throughout the has a chance to contend for the ing veteran at the college and THE RICEMAN COMETH season. national title as long as it To be eligible for the NSSA's places number three or higher professional levels, comes to Andrew Rice held sixth place and led UCF through the second UCF from the Cleveland national title, a surf team at next week's competition, round of the Southeastern Collegiate Invitational in Montgomery, must be ranked third overall Phipps said. Browns. He was a special as­ Alabama. UCF was second overall behind Ohio State. sistant to head coach Bud in the state at the season's end. Last year's UCF surf team see SURF CLUB page 11 Carson on the Browns' staff last year. He replaces Rusty Russell, who left the Knights two Student athlete focus· of conference weeks ago after serving as defensive coordinator one by Biii Foxworthy in the program at North Caro­ versity life," said State University System year. SPORTS EDITOR lina State. Chancellor Charles Reed. "It brings to­ Pollard's coaching experi­ The conference also included UCF gether faculty, students and the commu­ ence includes stints at his Honesty and integrity must prevail in Director of Athletic Advising Sandra nity. But it's not more important than alma mater, W estem Illinois collegiate athletics and student athletes Reeves, UCF Director of Admissions Rob education." University (1971-72), Florida must be students first1 athletes second. Sheinkopf, women's basketball Coach "Universities must decide whether to State University (1973-75) Those were the conclusions of a confer­ Beverly Knight and baseball Coach Jay be in the entertainment or education in­ and Oklahoma State Univer­ ence held to examine and form solutions Bergman. UCF President Steven Altman dustry," said Associate Professor of His­ sity (1975-78). His profes­ facing student athletes at UCF on March said athletics should play an "integral but tory Richard Crepeau. sional coaching tenures in­ 22. not dominant" role in a university. Allyn Stearman, associate professor of clude positions with the New The conference featured speakers and Athletics in Florida is big business-­ anthropology, focused on several prob­ York Giants (1979-81 ), Denver panelists Richard Lapchick, director of about $52 million a year. This is the root lems in athletics which she called system­ Gold of the USFL (1983), the the Center for the Study of Sport in Soci­ of many problems in athletics, according atic. ety and Peter Golenbock, author of Per­ to many. see COACH page 11 sonal Fouls, an investigation of problems "Athletics is an important part of uni- see CONFERENCE page 11