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This issue HEIDI FLEISS, SENATOR'S WIFE sity of Surrey kind of backed him up saying blood samples from 300 seriously injured patients at two London hospitals showed 16 • The big celeb news to report is Heidi Fleiss's flunking of a % had prescription sedatives in 'em when they crashed and only drug test in September — which showed she'd been using metham- 14% had alcohol. phatimine. This violated the terms of her release from jail pend ing trial and so now she has to go to a rehab program. Mom • Iranian cops grabbed almost 6 tons of drugs after a two-day says it was Heidi's asthma medication. Good one, ma. battle with smugglers near the Pakistani border. They also nailed 74 camels laden with drugs (probably mostly opium). Although • Michael Fay, of Singapore ass-whipping fame also entered Iranian cops have killed 64 smugglers and arrested another 215 some kind of rehab program after getting caught huffing butane. since March 21 they sometimes catch only camels, which are By the way, we forgot to report last ish that, while in jail await trained to get to their destinations a lot like homing pigeons. ing his caning, Michael was given both Prozac and Valium. His Neat, eh? mom was real concerned about the Valium, citing the possibility of addiction. Apparantly that didn't happen. CORPORATE BEEFS • Burroughs-Wellcome is suing SmithKline to stop it from • Cindy McCain, 39-year-old wife of Sen. lohn McCain (AZ) selling its anti-herpes pill Famvir, claiming the pill infringes on squirmed out of drug-stealing charges by agreeing to go to rehab. B-W's patent rights already established by its anti-herpes pill, It seems Cindy started up this charitable organization called Amer Zovirax. Since Zovirax accounts for around a third of the compa ican Voluntary Medical Team in 1988 then started ripping off Per- ny's income, the suit is important. cocets and Vicodins from 1990 to 1992 when she kicked her hab • In London, SmithKline agreed to pay a 2 1/2 percent royalty it. Now, two years after she got off the drugs she's going to to Glaxo on sales of its anti-nausea pill Zofran. SmithKline said rehab as pennance. Glaxo had infringed on its pill Kytril. Maybe B-W can get the same kind of deal out of the Famvir suit? ANIMAL DRUGS • Upjohn finally managed to get an appeals court to reverse the 1992 judgement against it for • "Sick animals should not be denied modern medi $2 million in a suit brought by ex-cop and murder cal treatment," drawled Senator Howard Heflin while er William Freeman, who blamed Halcion for mak promoting a bill that would allow vets to prescribe ing him blow his best friend's head off. Freeman's drugs for whatever species of animal and for whatever doing life. disease they want. • The FDA is accusing Genentech of using a bogus public health program as a way of drumming Of course this was previously illegal. up business. In August, one of its employees was indicted for allegedly paying a doctor $1.1 million in a kickback • Upjohn anounced it would really go to town marketing its — so the company could hardly afford this latest trouble. drug Naxcel now that it's been approved for urinary tract infec Genentech said it would stop its program of going around the tions in dogs. Previously only chickens, hogs, horses, and cattle country "screening" children in public schools for potential short were legally allowed relief by using Naxcel.