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No. 399 Tuesday 28th October, 1975. FREE! Health Centre Less cash but more certainty- unhelpful over abortion cases
It has come to light recently that two women students who became pregnant unsympathet- Government ically dealt with at the Health Centre. In the first case the stndent had become pregnant only two weeks before her examinations. Having decided to have an abortion, she approached the Health Centre and had a pregnancy test which proved positive. policy She consulted one of the doctors at the Health Centre regarding obtaining an abortion. A sympathetic doctor was unable to help because of the time factor involved, but suggested she try a private clinic. This, the student didi and finally had her operation perverse-Rector five days before her examin- ations were due to start — despite this setback she THE RECTOR, in his Commemoration Day address, attacked critics of the higher successfully completed them. education system and government policy on higher education. Although it was important In the second case the to raise the educational standards of the mass of people, there would always be a need student, who is still at IC, was given an appointment with for highly selective education for those of exceptional merit. |t was for this purpose that a doctor who was working at universities had been created. The quality of students entering Imperial College remained the Health Centre temporarily. consistently high and there was no reason for any immediate change in our admission The doctor was most unco- policy. operative and reprimanded her One point of concern at IC Crowther-Hunt's belief that for being irresponsible and if in doing so we have to lose however, was the proportion of manpower planning would promiscuous. The student left some money," he continued. women students which stood at result in economies. Manpower in tears. "Less cash but more certainty; less than 11% of the student this might be a good bargain planning was a notoriously She subsequently had an body. "This is far fewer for the Government and for the inexact science and in abortion arranged for her by women students than we — universities", he declared. anycase it was more Important the Pregnancy Advisory Service. and no doubt the men students! Referring to the self- to train people so that ..they Both cases were brought to — would like, and we are balancing rules for student could exercise the intellectual the attention of the Health making strenuous efforts to residences and refectories he powers to the full. "Criticism Centre who admit that in both remedy it" . The attempts to described government policy can be helpful to the criticised, occasions these events did in attract more women to the as "deliberately calculated to but if thought to be vindictive fact take place. However, it is College would be a slow and be perverse". The College had can do more harm than good; pointed that abortions take a laborious task. To help this endeavoured to make improve- and we must take comfort to long time and it was not and the College as a whole, ments and economise where recall with George Moore that possible to arrange the Sir David Huddie had been possible, but were inevitably 'the lot of critics is to be operations for the student, as asked to consider what bound by strict government remembered by what they qnickly as they desired. subjects should be developed regulations insisting that halls failed to understand'. On that It seems also that the policy at the College in order to and refectories must pay their score alone Lord Crowther- pursued by the Health Centre broaden and enrich its way without subsidy. Hunt was already formed intellectual spectrum. immortality". on abortions will not be altered "That would be perfectly in the light of these two cases. However, this planning for acceptable if the student The Rector also expressed the future suffered due to a maintenance grant was adequate grave concern over the steady lack of certainty over the erosion, in recent years, in the FELIX to meet the proper costs; but financial out lookof universities. it is not adequate... These two capacity of universities to FELIX would like to "In common with everyone elements of Government policy undertake research. Basic apologise to its readers and else the College has experienced are mutually inconsistent; they research was vitally important advertisers for the late severe financial difficulties are also socially divisive and belonged especially in the publication of this issue due during the course of the year, because they penalise the universities and this should be to technical problems. For this with inflation almost making poorer student; and they maintained and not be reason also, the next issue havoc of our budgetory provide a constant source of arbitrarily sacrificed in order of FELIX will not be published planning. What has been potential antagonism between to maintain a pre-ordained until Friday, 7th November. particularly dispiriting is the the student body and its level of student numbers. FELIX would also like to uncertainty in which univer- institution". The universities Inflation and Government apologise for the errors sities have lived". were "close to breaking financial policies had weakened the ' dual support' system on contained in i the "Council "There Is a desparate need point" and urgent action by which university research was report" carried in its last to return to some element of the Government was necessary. based. issue, FELICITY. certainty in our planning, even He poured scorn oh Lord Monday 27th Saturday 1st November CCD Freshers Dinner: 7.00pm for 7.30pm. IC Ents present "Andy Fairweather-Low" plus 'Unicorn' in the Tuesday 28th Great Hall at 8.00pm. Adm IC adv 70p; Adv 80p; Door £1.00. Roneo demo starting 1.00pm in the outer FELIX office. Sunday 2nd IC Jewish Soc: talky by Maurice Singer in Mech Eng 340 at 1.30pm QEC: Disco 20p. Latin American Soc: "What After Vietnam, a talk by Chris Mullin, Chelsea: Disco 10p, Film "Ned Kelly" at 7.00pm. Adm: 150. journalist; at 6.30pm in Lecture theatre A, Sherfield Building. Associated Studies: Wartime Reputations; Who Survives? Talk by Monday 3rd Basil Collier, Military historian. Theatre B, Sherfleld Building at 1.30pm. Tuesday 4th Musicians and their Instruments; Talk by Dr Bernard Robinson. Career Opportunites Talk: The Graduate in the Coal Industry. Theatre A, Sherfield Building at 1,30pm. Mr T Palmer (NCB). Elec Eng 408. 1.30pm. Career Opportunities Talk: Mr WHF Brooks, (CEGB); Career Associated Studies: Innovation by Design Brian Locke, Head of opportunities with the CEGB. ElecEng 408. 1.30pm. Special Projects, National Research Development Corportion. Hall Dinner: Sherfield Building. 7.30pm. Theatre A, Sherfield Building 1.30pm. IC Film Society present 'Romeo and Juliet' ME220. 7.15pm, The Industrial Archaeologist at Work: 1 .'The Need for Action'. 'Adm: Members only. Dennis Smith. Theatre B, Sherfield Building at 1.30pm. Wednesday 29th Wednesday 5th IC Folk Club present 'Blackhurst' in the Union Lower Refectory IC Folk Club present 'Miriam Backhouse'. Union Lower Refectory. at 8.00pm. Adm: members 25p; non-members 45p. Membership 60p. 8.00pm Adm: Membership 25p; non-members 45p. IC South East Asia Society's Commonwealth Institute Tour. Meet Membership 60p. at Mech Eng Dept Entrance - Concourse at 1.45pm. Hall Dinner — Wine Night. 7.00 - 7.30 pm. Sherry 7.30pm dinner. Thursday 30th Sherfield Building. IC Ents present 'Blazing Saddles" in ME 220 at 6.30pm. Adm:150 Chelsea: Bar Night. 'Sean Cannon' at 8.30pm. Adm: free. Lunch hour concert: Library in 53 Princes Gate at 1.30pm. Thursday 6th Socialist Society open meeting on Spain in the Committee Room Associated Studies: Lunch-hour Concert. The Library, 53 (top floor of Union Building) at 1.00pm. Prince's Gate. 1.30pm. Film: 'Airport'. Theatre A, Sherfield Roneo Demostration in the outer FELIX office at 1.00pm. Building. 1.30pm. Associated Studies: Practical Engineering for the Third World. Laboratory — Acquired Infection: Prevention and Cure. Surgeon- Speakers: Mr D Payne and Mr P. Steyner. Theatre B, Sherfield Commander HM Darlow, RN (Retd) Mech Eng 220. 1.30pm. Building at 1,30pm. Career Opportunities Talk: A Career in Marketing. Mr MA Billeston, Career Opportunities Talk: "Management" by Mr HJ Tait, British Institute of Marketing. Elec Eng 408. 1.30pm. Institute of Management. Elec Eng 408 at 1.30pm. Friday 31st IMPERIAL COLLEGE RAG WEEK 1975 - 1976 IC Ents disco in Union Lower Refectory. Adm 10p. IC Ents present 'Good Habit' in the Union Concert Hall, Adm: 50p. Wednesday 5th November1 "1920's" Evening: 8.00pm IC Film Soc present "Virgin and the Gipsy" in Mech Eng 220 at 7.15pm. Adm by membership card — £1.50. Thursday 6th November - Films. "SPYS" John Coffin Memorial Concert in the Great Hall at 7.30 pm. Friday 7th November - Rag & Drag Queen Competition Adm free (See next weeks Felix for further Rag Week events). Tfia Rlsiiclcgicsal LccMig glass
Reflections until the end of October. exceptionally harmonious on the 19th, 22nd and 28th but could go against you around the 26th. ARIES (22Mar-21Apr): Material gains are under good aspect SCORPIO (240ct-22Nov): Your work and health are both and you may find yourself in a financially better position than you protected by Jupiter and they thrive on the 19th and 28th Romance probably expected. Affairs of the heart may cause some strain on the from social gatherings and group activities is highly probable 20th and 26th but you'll really feel like a ram around the 29th! particularly on the 21st. Around the 26th your ironic tongue may TAURUS (21Apr-21May): As in the early part of the month, drop loose and cause some unwanted damage to hearts. you will still be attracting the opposite sex and enjoying the affections of others. The main theme changes around the 24th from SAGITTARIUS (23Nov-22Dec): Activities are still centred work to partnerships th ough the work will still go on. around social gatherings, friendships and partnerships. Your prestige continues to grow especially on the 21st and 31st. Many GEMINI (22May-22Jun): Your charming and witty nature is apt opportunities exist for romance particularly around the 28th. How- to spark off an affair (or two) before the end of the month. One of ever, the 29th may prove trying but don't despair there's so much the most likely dates is the 28th when you may also find yourself tin in November. winning more admirers. CAPRICORN (23Dec-20Jan): Activities involving education CANCER (23Jun-23Jul); There is a possibility of changes in could be the source of a romance. Especially fortunate days are your personal affairs if they have not yet occured. It may be that the 21st and 31st. There may also be extra communication (some of your attitude towards personal relationships is changing. Your it behind the curtain) regarding your present or future career. You prestige, fame and profession continues to grow especially around really have to wait until the end of November if you are looking for the 19th and 28th. a ball. LEO (24Jul-23Aug): Mental activities and all sorts of communi- AQUARIUS (21Jan-19Feb): Education and travel is the main cation continue to play an important role. Jupiter brings success in interest. After the 24th you may. become concerned about your educational areas especially around the 19th and 22nd and 28th. career or prestige particularly on the 26th and 27th. You may also These dates are also fortunate for romantic pleasures. feel more impulsive on those days. There may be some sudden VIRGO (24Aug-23Sep): This is really your month. Personal fortunate changes around the 15th and 25th. Romantically, nothing relationships and affairs of the heart should all make you more than unusual. content especially around the 21st and 31st Financially, owing to PISCES (20Feb-21Mar): Your personal relationships and y>ur prudent nature you're still smiling and may even have a good affairs of the heart all flourish. You may find yourself attracting laugh around the 28th. many members of the opposite sex and having romantic involvements LIBRA (24Sep-230ct): You may find yourself more interested but emotions may run a bit wild! If you try to keep things on a in career considerations as well as your prestige among friends or relatively descent level you should be able to find time for work as associates. Partnerships (cooperation with others) may prove well. 3. mix
by <7 Stella F Only?. Godfrey This year's IF/RSM Disco was a great success with a turn-out During the coming session at least one member of ICWA will of nearly two hundred people, Everyone I have talked to enjoyed become pregnant. Consider her situation; there will be three it and it was very gratifying to know that all our work had not courses of action she could take. been in vainl effectively make it impossible All too often it is a problem college, ?iave the child and for any woman not in the at IF to get in touch with said) that dancing is thirsty then put the child up for following categories to have a everyone and tell them what is work! adoption. (This presupposes legal abortion. Under the Bill, going on. However, this time The music began at 8.30pm that her parents will support to qualify for a legal abortion, the Union made a special effort and after the initial shyness, her during her confinement.) a woman would have to be in a and spent half the week dashing the lust of Fanny's "amazing" Hopefully, she could then position of risking grave from class to class in an effort Disco soon proved to be resume her studies a year later. physical or mental harm by to let everyone know. They got irresistible. More and more Secondly she could leave continuing the pregnancy or sick of the sight of us after a people arrived, the backs of college, have the child and she would have to establish while, but we were very pleased their stamped with RSMU, for then attempt to keep it, that the child if born would with theeupport shown by IF. all the world like a flock of resuming her studies this time seriously threaten the stability The food was provided by prize sheep. Still what better with the added responsibility of her existing family unit. This us, and if it was not exactly way of proving that you've of trying to rear a young child. neatly excludes the large in the Cordon Blu class (du paid? I shall not go into the problems majority of women who at pain et du fromage — it sounds Anyway, it was getting so of accommodation and finance present obtain legal abortions. better in French!), there can crowded and hot that it became that this would also involve. Once again we would hear 01 be no comparison to the way of paramount importance to Thirdly, she could have an girls dying at the hands of we slaved, not over the cool off and so, as I cannot abortion. That is, at present glorified butchers; of girls traditional hot stove, but stomach beer, I thought it she could have an abortion. It being rendered permanently over what seemed like tons of prudent to retire to the bar. This seems abundantly clear to me infertile by the inexpertise of cheese and endless French also seemed to be a popular which step she would choose the illegal abortionist. A loaves with only two knives idea'with quite a few other to take, James White permitting. return to the Middle Ages — between us! I think we'll have people and it began to get James White, for those to with a vengeance! to admit to a slight mismanage- uncomfortably hot in there as whom the name is not familiar, Consistently every opinion ment there. Still, it was rapidly well. is a man who would force this is given preference to over consumed by all and sundry, so All the same, an enjoyable as yet hypothetical ICWA that of women themselves. As it must have been quite good. evening was had by all, and member into adoping one of the women, we demand the right to Three barrels of beer also we hope that in the future all first two courses of action I control our own bodies; the disappeared down the hatch such events will be as well have outlined or into placing right to a tension-free sex-life which proves (as I have always attended. herself at the far from tender (no contraceptive is 100% mercies of the "back-street" effective); the right to a abortionist. career; the right not to say '/ In 1967 an enormous step didn't plan for this child, I forward was made towards don't want this child' but to giving women a real opportunity say '/ shall not have this to plan their lives as they chose, child'. to govern their Own bodies and During the coming session to be free from the fear of at least one member of ICWA unwanted pregnancies; abortion will become pregnant; you may Telix was legalised. be her, you may know her, you Eight years later the James may be going out with her - White Abortion (Amendment) demand her right to choose, Bill is before Parliament. If oppose the Abortion (Amend-- Overseas Students' Fees this Bill becomes law it will ment) Bill. Yet another MP has jumped on the 'charge overseas students more' bandwagon. Dr Hampson has suggested we repeat Mr Crosland's 1966 move and treble overseas students' fees. This will NOT drive overseas students away especially since our courses are highly prized. NONSENSE! If their fees were trebled, these students would be paying fees of up to £1000 a year. On top of this would be Telix their hall fees which in some universities and polytechnics are as much as three times those for British students. In one polytechnic overseas students are being charged £61 a week to live in halls of residence. However, the poly- technic is not reaping in any money from this because these Newspaper of Imperial College Union students have refused to live in hall. The average halls of Editor residence fees for overseas students is at least as high as the weekly rate of the student maintenance grant paid at Paul Ekpenyong FELIX © 1975 the full rate. The consequences of such a measure would be far reach- Published by the Editor on behalf of the Imperial ing, especially for Imperial College. With a large percentage College Union Publications Board'. Printed offset- of our students coming from overseas the move could prove litho on the UnlTjn premises. disastrous if a large enouch drop occurred in their numbers. Many thanks to Gill, Ian, Phil, Terry, John, Andrew H, Abortion Andrew W, Duncan, Nigel, Ricky, Nick, Sue, Karen and Mike who all play a vital part in the production of this This week FELIX present in the centre pages the various issue of FELIX. views of both factions of the abortion debate viz the pro and anti-abortionists. The aim of the 1967 Abortion Act was FELIX Office, Imperial College Union, Prince Consort essentially to curtail the number of deaths by backstreet Road, London SVY7 2BB. abortions by legalising it. The act has been liberally abused and it is for this Int. 2881 reason that further legislation has been put forward to Teh 01 - 589 5111 ext 1048/1042/3 curtail these abuses. However, the James White Abortion (Amendment) Bill, which was designed to do this has been the subject of much controversy and rightly so. It would Squash Courts have been (it lapses at the end of this session) a restrictive piece of legislation. The South Kensington Sports Committee has decided There are valid sociological reasons in many cases for that the playing sessions on the squash courts will be abortion, but this does not detract from the fact that it is murder in the strictest meaning of the word. reduced from 45 to 30 minutes for a trial period from 27th October 1975 to 31st January 1967 to enable more students to use the courts. The charges per session will remain as at present. 4 FilIX 'Cocktail'
Alter nearly a year of graphic silence we return with "Cocktail", A decision is being made this week about our workshop but we WELLSOC hope we will be publishing many more prints this session. Don't pay anymore society to allow the design and subscriptions until you see production of stickers, transfers Contrary to expectations, WELLSOC's lecture on Monday, what you can make with us. and 'T' shirts as well as October 20th was not "The Future of Communication", to have You owe it to yourself. posters. been delivered by Pearce Wright. This was mainly to do with a Our future now secure, we Have you got an idea? Why certain lack of communication. This lecture will probably-be need a larger membership. Not not try it out? If not we can given later in the term, eg Nov 17th . for you? Well, do you like our give you a title and carte Instead, Sir David Huddie One section of the question- poster? If yes then come along blanche though assistance is from Mech Eng stepped into naire sent round asked what and see what it's all about. always at hand. the breach at the last moment subject the graduates felt should I'm sorry if you think "Cock- Come along to the meeting and delivered a fascinating have been included in the tail" is a waste of paper or it on Tues 28th in the Bio Common lecture on a survey conducted course, or enlarged upon. The doesn't look nice, but why Room at 1.00pm. in IC a few years ago. This highest scorer? Mathematics, don't you come and tell me, If you'd like to see some was concerned with what all the way across the board. perhaps you could influence screen prints you could go to success IC graduates felt they The other main area was the looks of the next Graffitti the Thumb Gallery in D'arblay met in their jobs. This opinion management and economics. poster or even produce it Street, W1, where the works of of success was split into three MIT conducted a similar yourself. Metka Krasovec are on display main parts: Firstly salary, then survey of their graduates Our facilities stretch enough till November 1st. responsibility, and the amount recently. The survey boiled they enjoyed their jobs. A table down to one basic question: showed how little difference it Are you happy? In answer, 70% meant to your salary and felt that they were successful, responsibility prospects if you 50% enjoyed their job, and 40% ICWA had a first class degree.Also, felt that MIT gave them an interestingly, an anomaly advantage. appeared at the lower end of the degree scale: If you are a I could go on. Sir David debate on abortion person in the 3rd class Honours produced any number of bracket who will probably not fascinating statistics which The sad lack of an IC Debating Society is being compensated make a 2nd, it appears to be I could reproduce. If you're for by a series of debates organised by ICWA. The first of these worthwile to do a little worse, interested and want to hear took place on Tuesday in the ICWA lounge. The subject of the and get a pass degree instead more, there is a rather rare debate was "Abortion is every woman's right". of an Honours. But please, if report on the IC survey you must experiment, don't "around". But in an ostensibly The first speaker for the blame me, or Sir David, if it literary publication, any more motion was Karen Gadd. Ms sidering the structure of the goes wrong on you. statistics might not go down Gadd, inspite of wallowing in fertilised egg. Ms Hands' very well. her own brand of bigotry about speech was well thought out women, produced a very and thoroughly researched. convincing case. The chairperson, Ms Dot The first speaker for the Griffiths, then opened the debate opposition was Janucsz Fiedler. to the floor. An amicable and Opsoc Mr Fiedler's argument rested on surprisingly calm discussion the belief that abortion would ensued but unfortunately few automatically lead to euthanasia people discussed the points summer tour report and men could treat women badly raised in the debate and used and irresponsibly if they be- it as an opportunity to air their lieved that these women could own particular prejudices on On Saturday July 19th seven ty people who made up this obtain abortions. abortion. year's tour company set out on the annual pilgrimage from The next speaker for the The motion was overwhelm- all parts of the country. proposition, Nick Payne, ingly carried. On Saturday July 19th considered abortion within It seems a pity that more seventy people who made up shone almost continually the framework of our society, occasions of this kind are not this year's tour company set (during the day) which helped dismissing the idea that organised at this college. The out on the annual pilgrimage the usual tennis tournament to abortion could not exist. He people who attended Tuesday's from all parts of the country actually be completed even talked about the horrors of back debate all asked when the to Budliegh Salterton in Devon . though the beach put in a strong street abortion and the good next would be. There certainly It was the eighth visit time challenge this year. sense of legalised abortion. He seems to be a strong case for time and we were pleased that On our one whole day off refuted the opposition's claim setting up an IC Debating the Devonians were not fed up most people deserted Budleigh that abortion was murder by Society. The series of debates with us yet. for the charms of Dartmoor and citing the case of test-tube organised by ICWA this term We thought that the choice other beauty spots — ensuring babies. should establish this point of production — "Patience" that they got back to the local The final speaker was Ms beyond doubt. It would certainly by Gilbert and Sullivan, would in time for the Opsoc Sing-song. Christine Hands who used the be pleasant to see more events cause a marked drop in our Our concert .in Budleigh biological argument by con- of this kind. ticket sales over the' 1974 tour, Church went very well and since it was relatively less- made over £80 for charity. The known than the all-time programme included the Bach favourites "Trial by Jury" & Cantata no 141 (Wachet auf) "HMS Pinafore". Fortunately the Beethoven Symphony No 1, Rifle Club over 2000 people came to see the Brandenburg Concerto No 4 us - a 91% sellout! and some madrigals with voices ICRPC is run by eight is also an annual rifle and pistol competition for the The production was not from the cast, orchestra, stage- volunteers for those interested coveted Clothworkers & traditional but set in the crew and front of house staff in 0.22 target shooting. For Skinners Cup, the Huntingdon 1920's. An interesting re- taking part. We followed the rifle shooters there is a choice Cup and the club Championship. arrangement in the final act concert with the Tour Dinner of six excellent target rifles; ICRPC is open all weekday brought the curtain down with a at the Grand Hotel, Exmouth. for pistol shooters there are two semi-automatics. Standing lunchtimes and all Wednesday show-stopping Charleston! - All in all everyone really and kneeling rifle shooting is afternoon/early evening. the audience loved it. enjoyed this year's tour and also taught. Ammunition may be bought at we hope that 1967 will be as We had booked our weather the range, which is situated in for the fortnight and the sun successful and enjoyable. There is an inter-union competition run annually the Southside Sports Complex, between teams selected from for 35p per 50 rounds. Annual NOTICE club members. Day trips to the subscription is £1.80. The Bar Committee regrets to Inform that due to National Rifle Association Anyone just interested or increased costs in the college bars, it is necessary ranges at Bisley Camp are wishing to join is welcome to organised for 7.62mm Nato come and have a chat with to increase prices, to take effect on Wednesday 29th either myself or one of the October. rifle shooting. Members who show good progress may find Committee members at the range This will mean an increase of approximately 1p on themselves shooting for IC any lunchtirrte and Wednesday most drinks in Southside, College block and Union against other UL colleges or afternoon. bars. perhaps shooting for UL.There VLC Phillips 5 FELIX The Refectory price syndrome. TRUST is needed If there are two heads which ought to be mercilessly smashed together at the present time, then those heads belong to Peter Teague, the Union President, and Victor Too many students are exasperated at being unable to Mooney, the College Refectory manager. Whilst the refectory do anything constructive about refectory prices. This price situation at IC seems to get worse, these two key plan would at least give students the opportunity to do figures, who could if they really tried ease the situation something about it. somewhat, seem content to just watch the opportunity This is a plan which calls for TRUST. The Union would, disintegrate like a dea"d sausage. The fact that Mr Mooney expected to put up prices by have to TRUST Mr Mooney to maintain the high quality of 40% without increasing the quality of the meats served in food and service which he would initially undertake to reach; Southside clearly indicates that he is a total loony. The Mr Mooney would have to TRUST the Union to keep its part fact that Mr Teague is encouraging the students to eat of the bargain and get students to fill the refectories. If elsewhere thus doing harm to the College's refectory account arbitration could help, then maybe the Rector should be and thus ensuring that the prices increases at Christmas asked to step in. will probably be double what they were first expected to be Doubtless the smug little cynics on both sides of the indicates that he too is a total loony. fence will point to the difficulties involved in monitoring" "It's the UGC's fault with their self-balancing catering fairly the "quality of the food"; will quote Union policy rules!" they scream indignantly in an improbable incestuous which might preclude such a plan. May I be the first to unison, "The buck stops there, not with us.'' "Meatballs," metaphorically spit in their eyes. This "plan" is a roughly I murmur, sotto voce. (Naive hysterical catcalls broach my hewn principle; no-one is denying that the College and train of thought: "Come on then, nitwit! So what's your Union bureaucrats would have to work overtime, to determine solution then, eh??" I unsuccessfully try to stifle a snigger the necessary details which make up a proposition viable to andmanage to purr "Glad you asked". both the Union and the Coljege. Difficulties' CAN be Here goes:- overcome; Union policy CAN be changed at a single UGM; tJC Boycotting the refectories or encouraging students to all it needs is painstaking commonsense and the belief that eat elsewhere is crass stupidity: it simply perpetuates it can work. the loss on the Col lege refectory account thus provoking Don't you think it would be worth all the effort? If it further price increases. worked, the goal of good quality food optimally priced $Z The cost of a refectory item is essentially in two parts: would be realistically attainable, not just a figment of our A. the basic cost of the item; B. the cost of preparation already exasperated imaginings. Not only that, but it plus staff wages, plus overheads. would be a storming victory for diplomacy, trust and common & If part A cannot be altered, what can be done about sense in a situation that was crying out for it. part B? Answer: Get more students to eat at the PLEASE MR MOONEY, MR TEAGUE AND ANY OTHEfl refectories to increase the turnover and thus produce a INTERESTED PARTIES (AND THAT INCLUDES ALL refectory profit which can be used to keep the prices 4,000 IC STUDENTS) GIVE THIS IDEA FAIR CONSIDERS down. ATI ON WHEN DETERMINING YOUR ATTITUDES ON How cmn you do that? Answer: SERVE BETTER REFECTORY PRICES. IT CAN WORK. IF YOU DISAGREE, PREPARED FOOD. Once the quality is established, PLEASE WRITE TO FELIX AND TELL US WHY. IC Unifm can play its part by vigorously campaigning for students to support the College and eat in the MIKE WILLIAMS refectories as much as possible. FELIX City & Guilds SILLY SPORTS
Last Saturday saw the unveiling ofGuilds^athletic powers,, as the Super Guildsmen competed in trie Annual Silly Sports, outside Harrods." Here is a run down of the meeting: 09.30: The athletes met in the Guilds Union Office, and started their pre-event warm ups, name doing press ups, some touching toes, some smoking and some sleeping. 10.00: Super Guilds net out, the first event being the n-legged race down to the wrme, sending a Boomalaha outside southside on the way. 10.15: The athletes arrive outside Harrods, to find the place deserted, which is good for the rag collecting. 11.00: The events are well under way, however some competitions have succumbed to the easy life, preferring to hold collecting cans, rather than exert themselves in the events. Collecting is going a little better, a profitable sideline being charging people to take photo's of Bo. 4 ,11.30: The last race! A marathan leap frog around Knightsbridge. 4 The marathon set out, with shoppers stopping to stare at the rippling muscles of the Super Guildsmen. 4 11.35: The rippling muscles giving way to ragging flab, and with 4 several shoppers picking themselves up off the floor, the marathon 4 came to an end. 4 4 12.00: The competition and collections reture to that haven of good piss water - The Ennismme Arms. z 4 13.00: The money was counted, and after much argument, the 4 4 total was set at around £100. 4 4 4 4 Photographs by Nigel Williams | Boys will be boys!