The Student Newspaper of Seattle Preparatory School 400 Broad St, Seattle, WA 98109 The Seattle Prep Panther Twitter: @seepreppantherrrrrr April 1, 2021 www.bringbackignacio.com Volume 76 No. 2 Instagram: @seeattlepreppantherz Firepole Installed in Adelphia Staircase Yerba Mate ABBY WILWERDING ‘22 Launches STAFF WRITER ith the reintroduction of in-per- son learning at Seattle Prep, stu- Products in Wdents adapted to new COVID precautions when traveling around school, the Smith Café including the installation of a fire pole in PIPER WOOD ‘21 the staircase of Adelphia Memorial Hall. STAFF WRITER “After the first week, we realized long awaited favorite is coming that if we put a firepole in, students could to the Seattle Prep campus after easily take the firepole down, and the stairs years of student requests. Guyakí up” stated the Dean of Students, Mr. Stea- A Yerba Mate! rns. After months of being consid- The idea immediately gained ered, Yerba Mate teas will be offered in popularity, and the firepole was installed the fridges of the Smith Café! Many stu- at the beginning of last week. Directly fol- dents love these drinks and will search lowing the dedication ceremony, the Seat- far for one to bring to school. Now, the tle Fire Department came to lay out some wait is over! The loved drinks will be rules and safety guidelines. stocked starting April 1st, as a tribute to “With the addition of the fire the company’s spring flavors debuting 20 pole, it was important to us to make sure years ago that day. we stayed on top of the safety aspect of it, Senior Cate McNett fell in love so having the firemen come in to demon- with these drinks after traveling to Uru- strate was essential” Stearns remarked. guay over the summer of her freshman On March 22nd, opening day, a year. She even funded a factory in Ger- line started forming near the library on the many to keep manufacturing them across 5th floor. “We were slightly anticipating the globe! She is very excited that these this; however, we expect it to die down drinks will be in store for her and her once the excitement around the installa- best friends. Her favorite flavor is Pas- tion lessens,” Mr. Chism, Campus Security sion Fruit, which Seattle Prep will have, Monitor, remarked. along with every single flavor offered by It’s true; students have been eager Yerba Mate. to test it out. The general consensus is that The Smith Cafe received special it’s a little hard to adapt to and takes lots of funding for this item from a current stu- arm strength, but once you get the hang of dent who wishes to remain anonymous. it, it’s super fun. The person who funded this new item is Students who are particular- kept top secret because she doesn’t like ly confident have begun racing for a top the attention. In the L-Z cohort, this speed, much to the dismay of faculty and student and her family originally want- staff. As of now, 16 mph is the speed to ed more access to Yerba Mate drinks, beat. One lesson students have learned is since they are most often found in Whole that you must make sure all your belong- Abby Wilwerding Photo: Foods, QFC, and other healthy grocers. ings are secured before embarking the fire- A Seattle Fire Department member poses following the final inspection Blake Weld, ’21, a lover of pole. of the new firepole installed in Adelphia Memorial Hall. The new firepole Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate, said, “One time, I accidentally left my allows greater student freedom during passing periods. “I wondered why the family made sure backpack unzipped and my Hydroflask fell that Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate out, landing on a freshman that was walk- a big highlight during these unprecedented The installation is a great feat in was included since it’s not a common fla- ing up the stairs” a senior shared. times; one student even said, “I wish all my getting students to class efficiently and one vor. I guess they just know me best!” Despite this, the fire pole has been classes were in Adelphia.” of the best things to come out of COVID!! The anonymous donor felt the love when, during school, a friend Prep Replaces Panther Mascot with Live Panther, brought a Revel Berry to lunch, and talk- ed highly of her favorite flavor, when Chaos Ensues everyone sitting near her chimed in to HOBBS HEGEDUS ‘22 idea.” Mr. Beurns, the Dean of Students, Ricky decided to hire Joe Exotic from the repeat their favorite taste of the special STAFF WRITER replied. hit Netflix show “Tiger King.” To recap- drinks. “Enlightenment is my favorite, ast month, the new Seattle Prep The panther was playful and was ture the beast. In the duration Joe Exotic but Bluephoria to me tastes like thick President, Mr. Ricky announced watching the students out of the holes in was inside, many screams and yells re- blue grass, ew,” said Sydney Shimizu, that Seattle Prep would be receiving the box, until it was provoked. “A student sounded out from the Prep campus. It is L appeared to have shown it a movie on Net- unknown if these were from Mr. Exotic or ’22, offering her opinion on the drinks. a real-life panther. It would be imported to When the mystery donor heard the United States from northern Argentina flix, I believe it was that movie with Jerry the Panther. After a couple hours, Exotic of everyone loving the drinks, she chose to serve as the school’s new mascot. exited McDonnell Hall with the Panther in to make Seattle Prep an ambassador for “After a totally legal deal, we are a headlock. “Now the students Yerba Mate. proud to announce, that with all of your tu- In the aftermath, Mr. Ricky would To have a little fun during hy- ition funds, we have obtained a real, live be forcefully removed from his Presiden- brid learning, there is a competition panther.” Mr. Ricky stated to the parents really fear JUG.” tial position by the school, for his poor starting April 1st to see who will buy the in a press conference on the first of the judgment and disregard for student’s safe- most Yerbs! You can receive information month. “There is no way whatsoever, this Mr. Beurns ty. Later that day, the school board decided about how to download the Yerb Track- could bite us back later.” A collective face unanimously that Joe Exotic, was the most er app from any Collegio teacher. If the palm from the parents echoed throughout suitable replacement. Partially due to his teachers pretend to not know what you the McHugh gymnasium in response. honor and valor in wrangling the Panther, are talking about, it is likely because they But the panther did indeed bite and in case another similar accident should want to win the competition themselves. the school back. Later on the same day, the Seinfeld, called ‘Bee Movie’ or occur. Because of Seattle Prep’s am- Panther, now going by the name Ignacio, something.” Said Mr. Ricky. After this Our antagonist, Ignacio, now re- bassador status, they will give out free escaped. Two minutes later, all students “Bee Movie” was on for approximately six sides in the JUG room, as the new JUG Yerba Mates to the student who wins! were told to stay within their classrooms. minutes, Ignacio busted out of its prison master. Since his appointment, Prep has Students will be buzzing with caffeine Lockdown procedures were put into place, and bit the phone in half. “The following not given anyone Jug. during the spring, so get ready Mates! as the students hid. events were pure chaos” President Ricky “Now the students really fear The competition is fierce. “How the panther escaped the replied dramatically. Jug” Mr. Beurns commented. carboard box in the Commons, I have no After two weeks of torment, Mr. 2 PREP LIFE THE PANTHER | APRIL 1, 2021 EDITORS: WILL THOMPSON ‘21 & GAEL LOOR ‘22 BUSTED! Robbers Break into Prep to Steal...Books? SYDNEY LEARDI ‘23 have regretted it ever since. “We know we Staff Writer are not the brightest tools in the toolbox, but n March 11, 2021, two criminals, we wanted to change that,” Pott explained. Joe King and Jack Pott trespassed With giddy nods, King jumped Oon Seattle Prep’s campus and broke in, “We never read when we were younger into the McKay Library. Surprisingly, their so we thought it would be the perfect step target was not the computers or other ex- to improving! We are sorry for the broken pensive items, glass, I got so but 20 classic “We know we are not excited when books that sat I found the on the shelves. book, I want- Titles the brightest tools in the ed that I acci- such as “Julius dently swung Caesar”, “The toolbox, but we wanted my hands too Odyssey”, and hard. I forgot “The Great I had my wa- Gatsby” made to change that.” ter bottle in their way into one!” the hands of Jack Pott King King and Pott. and Pott were Thankfully, questioned they were caught by campus security why they did not borrow from the public li- after stopping to get a slice of brary. They looked at each other confusedly from Pagliacci’s. Many faculty and stu- before expressing that they thought the pub- Photo: SEATTLE PREP POLICE DEPARTMENT dents had questions, but thankfully King lic library required payment. Evidence collected from the recent McKay Library break in. and Pott were willing to be interviewed to “You’re telling me we could have Borgen were sure to help King and Pott set At the very least, King and Pott do share their story. borrowed all these books for free?” Pott ex- up their own library cards at the Seattle Li- not have to worry about accessing books When asked why they did it, King claimed. brary. Ms. Lovejoy found a bunch of se- again. and Pott sheepishly exclaimed that they The police have taken them down lections to appeal to King’s science fiction Despite it all, Prep wishes them fell in with the wrong crowd growing up, to the station, still contemplating the charg- interests, while Ms. Borgen helped Pott find the best in their journeys, both academically treating school as optional and unneces- es and sentences of the case. some fantasy novels. and lawful. sary. They were unable to graduate and Fortunately, Ms. Lovejoy and Ms. Mr. Chism Takes Students Gather for All School Assembly Vow of Silence GAEL LOOR ‘22 and so much more! The Prep band will be LAUREN TEDERS ‘24 If Mr. Chism is like the many oth- Staff Writer there to perform live as well as Pulse, per- ith the distribution of hundreds Staff Writer ers who have attempted this spiritual jour- forming at the end of the assembly. Prep is rep’s beloved Campus Security Mon- ney, he could come back a completely new and thousands of vaccines, and bringing back color wars so students should itor, Mr. Chism, is well known for man with a newfound force of will, sense of Wthe transition into 50% cohorts keep an eye out for an email informing his ability to engage almost anyone control, and outlook on the world. going smoothly, Prep administration has which colors each grade should wear. Class P decided to host an all-school assembly to executive, Holt Witter, added that “this is in a conversation, though that may prove a When asked what they thought of bit difficult for him now. Chism has decided Mr. Chism’s decision, class of ’23 Prep- celebrate. All students are urged to come to going to be the biggest Prep assembly so to take on a vow of silence, meaning he will ster, Brian Frankinson said, “I’m gon- school on April 1st to show off their Panther far.” The grade that shows off the most spirit not utter a single word aloud. na miss having convos with the Chismas- Pride. This assembly will take place in the will win a pizza party as well as exemption Interviews with those close to him ter for awhile, but I’m proud of him. It takes McHugh Gymnasium. from any tests and finals for the rest of the show that they are unclear as to why he has crazy dedication to do something like that, Students and faculty have been year, receiving an automatic A for all their decided to go on this vigorous journey, but mad respect”. working hard to put together this celebra- assignments. they are prepared to All of Seattle tion. Junior class president John O’Donnell Of course, safety precautions are walk next to him in Prep is spread- says, “We were debating whether or not to still going to be implemented. Masks are support. ing encouraging hold this assembly because of the pandem- mandated and all students are required to When asked words that Chism ic, but because COVID-19 cases are low in stay at least six feet apart. Temperatures how long he would “...” would likely love Washington and hybrid learning working will be taken upon arrival to campus and efficiently, we decided to move forward continue in this state, Mr. Chism to thank them for proof of the pre-screening Jot Form is still Chism held up five if he could. Some with the idea. The assembly will be set up required for admission. Failure to provide a fingers. Whether this have even decided the same way as in the past, the faculty and screenshot of the form will result in students means five days, to take the plunge each of the four classes: freshmen, sopho- being removed from the assembly, sent weeks, months, or with him. mores, juniors, and seniors will take seats in home, and reported to the Dean of Students years, we will likely “If Mr. Chism the bleachers. ASB representatives are plan- for possible suspension and/or expulsion. find out in due time. can’t speak, then I don’t want to speak ei- ning to do a variety of activities among the Come to school on April 1st to attend Prep’s As Chism obvi- ously ther” said Jenny Bradshaw, ‘21. Bradshaw grades and faculty. This includes activities all school assembly to show off your school could not talk during his inter-view, there said nothing further than that. such as karaoke, a pie eating contest, skits, spirit! Go Prep! no known reason or motive behind this de- Cory Chanello ’22 echoes many cision. However, he nodded his head quite in the Prep community when he stated, “I vigorously at the mention of strengthened just hope Mr. Chism knows we’re all behind willpower, channeled emotions, and a clos- him, and we’re excited to see how he comes er observation of faith. These are all very out of this.” common benefits that people have expe- Chism’s new vow of silence is a rienced post-vow of silence. Forcing one- perfect demonstration of what it means to be self to refrain from talking builds up a kind a panther, and to always be striving for the of willpower endurance. As this is tested “Grad at Grad”, even far after graduation. continuously it becomes stronger, mean- He has truly inspired the Prep community, ing Chism’s willpower will be absolutely one nod and shake of his head at a time. jacked when he has completed his journey. Though Mr. Chism’s voice will be Chism will also learn to be calm missed for awhile, his message that one can and collected in almost any situation, with- constantly grow and improve oneself can be out letting his emotions control his reac- heard loud and clear. tions. The time spent not speaking will al- low for clarity of thoughts, allowing one to ponder their life and what is truly worth- while. PREP LIFE 3 EDITOR: ABBY ALLEN ‘21 THE PANTHER | APRIL 1, 2021 AMDGHarmony Key to Successful Collegio Pairings DH ARIZONA ‘21 too many Andy’s in one Collegio.” Staff Writer Additionally, the app would fre- hen new Collegio teacher Mr. quently suggest non-Collegio teachers for Meyer was asked to download Collegio teaching assignments. “As much an app that asked him his favor- as I would love to teach with Ms. Healy, I Wite color, hobbies, and to describe the perfect don’t think that trigonometry and right an- comma splice, he was a bit confused. gles are important enough in UN for me to Little did Meyer know he was be of much service” said Math teacher Mrs. among the first Collegio teachers to try out Young. the secret behind successful Collegio teacher Barmore added that these issues pairings—an app called AMDGHarmony. were quickly corrected and that “The latest “AMDGHarmony is an app we’ve version of the app is flawless.” been working on for a number of years in Students were surprised that their order to pair successful teaching partners teachers were willing to hand over so much together” said AMDGHarmony developer personal data to a third-party app. “I know Nate Barmore. “The app uses a proprietary Mr. Butler likes burritos, but I’m surprised information gathering system which feeds that he would be willing to share this info into our advanced algorithms to match with a tech company” said one student. “I teachers together.” also don’t really know how that information The app, which was developed over would be helpful for Collegio pairings” said the last five years seeks to put pair Collegio Roman Pfeffer ’23. partners with similar interests, but also dif- Although AMDGHarmony is rela- ferent strengths for the most beneficial pair- tively new to Seattle Prep, the app seems ing of teachers. to have a promising future. There are plans The trials for the app were not to use AMDGHarmony to match Senior without problems. “We had several issues Seminar teachers together next year and while beta testing the app” said Barmore. a new website launching this Spring called “Early on, the app kept pairing Andy Hen- PanthersOnly.com will match students with Collegio teachers next year. dricks and Andy McCarthy—that’s simply Graphic: COURTESY OF AMDGHarmony Prep’s December Do-Over Brings Christmas in April Another event taking place on the ALISON CHOI ‘24 member of ASB to be entered into the con- and three will be given either first second or week of April 26th is the Collegio class Staff Writer test for the ugliest sweater. The best outfit third place by them at the end of the month. will be voted on by students on the ASB secret Santa gift exchange. At the begin- As long as it is appropriate, Collegio classes s Prep continues to transition into Instagram account in an Instagram poll. ning of April, teachers will randomly as- are given total freedom in how they choose normalcy with students going to The winner will receive a mystery present sign each student another student to buy or to decorate their class tree. school in 50% cohorts, starting at the end of the month which may include make a gift for. (Because of 50% cohorts, A member of ASB, Matt Kennedy A students will be as- sports, and more, ASB has decided to have a holiday themed snacks ’24, said “April will be filled with surprises December do-over. Because students missed and attire. signed a classmate for all teachers, staff, and students,” and the classic holiday celebrations during De- On the op- “April will be filled with they have in person). “look out for upcoming events and competi- cember, Prep is making up for it over the posite end of ugly surprises for all teach- Gift exchanges will tions.” Christmas season never fails to bring month of April. Christmas decorations will Christmas sweaters is happen at the end of happiness and togetherness so a December be put up and Christmas themed activities formal wear. Students ers, staff, and students...” April during a class Do-Over felt necessary for Prep to really like a Collegio gift exchange, ugly sweater are asked to dress in time of the teachers come together in this tough time. Hopes for day, and many others will take place in order their Sunday best on choosing. what the do-over will bring is the commu- to spread the holiday cheer. at least one day during Matt Kennedy ‘24 Each class will nity growing closer, bonding, and making Kicking off December Do-Over the week of April 26- get a mini-Christmas lasting memories through the magical time will be an ugly Christmas sweater contest. 30, in honor of TOLO. tree to decorate in a of year known as Christmas, that Prep is un- Students are required to wear an ugly Christ- Because there will not tree decorating com- conventionally celebrating in April. mas sweater, or Christmas themed outfit, to be an actual TOLO, the petition. The Christ- school on at least one of their in-person days pulse team are putting on a “Snow-Ball” mas tree that wins will be judged by Prep during the third week of April. Students themed dance performance video for stu- Principal, Ms. Luby and President- Mr. may also submit their fashionable looks to a dents to watch. Hickey. The decorated trees will be lined up Prep Announces New Requirements for Grade Promotion KELSEY HAMILTON ‘24 learning too much. Certainly not enough to I want to enjoy my last summer before go- Staff Writer make me do summer school.” ing off to college,” explained Sandra Marina Summer OVID has affected students learn- During a normal summer, Prep ‘21. ing process in many ways, and offers classes to prepare for the next year. While summer classes for 9th- Supplement schools across the country are de- However, this year Prep is requiring that 11th grade will begin at 9:00AM and run bating what to do about lost learn- each student consult with their advisor and until 1:00PM, College 101 for seniors will at a Glance Cing. The latest COVID-19 proposal in Con- determine their area of greatest academic begin promptly at 7:00AM sharp and end Summer Classes gress would require districts to use at least need. In consultation with their advisor, stu- at 1:00PM. Classes for 9th-11th grade will (9th-11th grade)* 20% of their aid on addressing “learning dents will determine which summer school start June 14th, and will run through July, • 9:00am-1:00pm loss” through programs like summer school. class they are going to enroll in. Based on leaving a full month of summer for students The leadership at Seattle Prep has the students need, to make up for academic to enjoy. However, College 101 for seniors • June 14th-July 1st been debating long and hard over what to loss, freshman, sophomores, and juniors will also start June 14th, but go until Au- • Classes include math, do to address the learning loss that happens will all be required to take an addition- gust 15th, leaving seniors only a couple of science and Collegio when in-person learning is curtailed, and ally math, science, or collegio class. These days to pack and get ready for college! (dependent on student learning is predominately done online. classes will help prepare Prep students for While these requirements may need) Many classes, such as Geometry, the next level in these subjects, which will seem extensive, it is vital for students have had to cut back on the amount of ma- be taken next fall, hopefully in full face to to keep on top of their learning and remain terial they cover because the pace of learn- face learning. intellectually competent (per the Seattle College 101* ing can be slower when done virtually with Unfortunately, seniors are not ex- Prep mission statement). • Class of 2021 only limited opportunities for interaction with the cused from this requirement. While the oth- These new academic require- • 7:00am-1:00pm teacher. er grades will be knee deep in course work ments imposed by COVID would meet the • June 14th-August 1st After much consideration, Seattle over the summer, seniors won’t be resting congressional requirement on the COVID Prep has decided to have everyone take at on their laurels. relief bill to address learning loss. • Classes to include study least one summer school course to make Instead, they will be required to skills and life skills to pre- up for what students have missed academi- take a College 101 class, a study skills class pare students for College cally this year. Some students disagree (not collegio), to prepare them for the big with this decision. Isaac Wendel ‘23 stated, leap into college. “It’s a creative play on *April Fool’s! “I don’t feel like COVID has affected my words, but the concept is not funny at all. 4 PREP LIFE THE PANTHER | APRIL 1, 2021 EDITOR: ANNIE ROSKE ‘23, NICK PICKEL ‘23 Breaking News! AMH Falls Over! ANNABELLE DEASY ‘22 were crushed by the fall of the balcony. I ran Several students were seen sob- the entire back half crashed down onto In- Staff Writer away faster than I did in my PR.” bing and some laughing on the plaza at the terlaken. Students shared their experiences t was a shock to students and staff when The edge of the library began to sight of the scene. The students could not and what they saw during the event. they heard a large crack throughout break off and Mrs. Lovejoy grabbed all the believe what had happened and it caused There were several accounts of Ithe school. On a Tuesday Afternoon, books she could and headed to the plaza. chaos throughout the school; some students Collegio Teacher Mr. Richardson seen fall- a large gust of wind flew straight into the The science classrooms on floor one began were even seen breaking out into song. Se- ing down the stairs and other students saw side of AMH causing a series of unfortu- to be crushed and Dr. Kipp and Ms. O’Brien nior Sophie McDowall was found sitting in Coach Durand carrying 8 students out of the nate events to follow. Teachers began to joined together with their physics skills to her half-collapsed AP Euro classroom cry- weight room. panic causing students to escape the build- discover the exact amount of time every- ing and said, “I can’t believe this happened Seattle Prep President Mr. Hickey ing. Windows were smashed, floor tiles one had to escape before the whole building in the middle of my favorite class, I can’t has announced that students and staff should broke apart, and the edge of the building came crashing down. take myself away from AP Euro class, Hen- remain calm, but online and digital school tipped over with the fall of the balcony was Ms. O’Brien said, “It was one of dricks was in the middle of an amazing lec- will be cancelled for the remainder of the the first to come. the scariest moments of my life, I thought I ture about the swarm of rabbits that attacked year. Damage control and rebuilding will Junior Daniela Sekhar said, “I was a goner, but my physics brain took over Napoleon.” commence as soon as possible, but Prep stu- was getting ready for my 20-mile cross and Dr. Kipp and I knew what we had to Finally, all the students and teach- dents will be back on campus in September country run when all of the school busses do.” ers were evacuated from the building as 2021. Ms. Newman Announces She Is ‘No Longer a Gonzaga Fan’ DELPHINE MOCK ‘24 & AVA PITTS ‘24 Staff Writers fter many years of support and shar- ing her passionate fandom with her Astudents and coworkers, biology teacher Ms. Newman announced that she is no longer a Gonzaga basketball fan. Newman has switched her alle- giances to supporting Duke and is “very happy about her decision.” “It was time to make the switch.” Ms. Newman replied in her interview. When asked about what prompted her ex- treme decision, she replied that she has “fi- nally realized that they [Gonzaga] were not the best team.” Newman talked about how her sup- port of Gonzaga was often criticized, mostly by the freshman class, and she was called a ‘bandwagon fan’. Ms. Newman claimed that now, since she is spending much less time watch- ing Gonzaga’s games, she has much more time to spend with friends, grading her students’ papers, and playing with her dog, Benny. Newman explains that this decision has heavily affected her lifestyle and his been a very big shift in her life. When walking into Ms. Newman’s classroom, students may notice that the ‘Go Zags!’ banner that she proudly hung over the white board. She plans on replacing it with a ‘Blue Devil’ poster very soon. “It truly has been a change for the better,” Neman said. She spent last weekend going through and donating all her Gonzaga merch. “I didn’t think my students and coworkers would believe me when I told them,” she said. “Being a Zags fan just isn’t as fun as it used to be. I didn’t think I Ms. Newman at her Gonzaga Graduation in 2015 would, but the pressure and hate got to me from her students, Newman finally admits Newman feels that she has finally come to and I decided to finally give in.” that Gonzaga “isn’t the best team.” Although her senses and plans on becoming the big- Along with the constant attacks it took her many years to come around, Ms. gest Duke fan at Seattle Prep. Prep Students React to New Uniform

ANNIE ROSKE ‘23 the answer. The punishment for not wearing ball, soccer, volleyball, and any other sport Staff Writer “It feels sudden” says Natalie the uniform is a week of JUG for a first we offer in a blazer with a white collared s announced the week of March Miller ’23, “everything was fine when there offense, 2 weeks for a second, and soon. shirt peeking out. 1st, Seattle Prep will begin requir- was just a dress code and it doesn’t seem Along with a harsh punishment, there is no The only thing that hasn’t changed ing students wear a uniform as of like anybody knew about it until the day it opportunity to dress out of uniform freely. it the policy on shoes. Any shoes can be A worn with the new uniform, including no April 1st. The uniform will be blue bot- was announced.” The announcement was The strangest part of the uniform toms, pants or skirt, and a white collared abrupt and could easily be missed if a stu- announcement is that it will also replace shoes at all! Prep will look a lot different shirt paired with a royal blue blazer. Why dent didn’t read the newsletter or forget to sports uniforms (yes, including swimming). come April 1st, and who’s to say more the sudden change? Nobody really knows check their email that day. Prepare to see Prep students playing foot- things won’t change. PREP LIFE 5 EDITOR: EMI NAKATA ‘22 THE PANTHER | APRIL 1, 2021 Prep to In Favor date of In n EMI NAKATA ‘22 d Permanently a i M Staff Writer vi s du Evict Every k a s he well-known phrase, “Mask Up”, will no longer be used on l a the Seattle Prep campus. Following the lead of Texas governor, iz e Window Off M T Greg Abbott, who issued an executive order lifting the mask mandate d in Texas and increasing the capacity of all businesses and facilities to 100%, Seattle Prep s. Campus p will no longer require students to wear masks. Seattle Prep will, instead, provide students with S t o giant plastic bubbles that are almost ten times the size as the average beach ball, so that they do not u JACK COLEMAN ‘23 r have to wear masks. d JEFFREY GO ‘23 D e Staff Writers Every plastic bubble will be inflated in the students’ first period class by professional bubble p n blowers, and leaky bubbles will quickly be replaced. They are equipped with a zipper, used to enter and eeling too cold in the classroom? e t r exit, and holes for air circulation, allowing students to get fresh air throughout the day. They fit through the hall- Do you just hate windows in gener- ways and easily roll down the stairs, which makes it easier for students to navigate campus. Doorways will also be B P al? If the answer to any of the ques- adjusted, so that students can enter their classrooms without difficulty in their giant bubbles, 7-9 feet in diameter. John u F tions presented is yes, then get a window,

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S ronment for physical or kinesthetic learners. It will also allow students to have trouble-free communication with their ning. Due to this reason, Seattle Prepara- teachers and peers. Masks will no longer inhibit their ability to talk and participate in class discussions. Mr. Arthur is tory School has made an executive deci- thrilled to “sit back and relax in a comfortable bean bag chair, rather than at [his] usual desk.” sion to evict all windows off campus. Windows and the students at Se- Choosing an outfit for school in the morning will be much easier once students don’t have to worry about attle Prep have been at odds for years with finding a matching mask. Students also won’t have to wear shoes once inside their bubbles, so that eliminates two no end in sight. “I am inevitable,” one components of an outfit. Clare Cunningham ’24 thinks that “masks make it so hard to pick out an outfit and hav- window snapped at a student. The student ing to wear them in class is ridiculous!” has decided to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation for speaking out against the By this time, teachers should be vaccinated, so bubbles are optional for them. It is recom- windows. mended though because of how fun and COVID-19 safe it is to roll around campus in them. They “I just really hate windows,” can run, dance, leap, and even cartwheel to get around, and give each other bubble bumps in exclaimed the student. “They are just so the hallways. Get ready to see the teachers high fiving through their plastic bubbles! ugly, and they ruin the entire vibe of the classroom.” Mr. Mack is “excited to finally see student faces and have EDM bubble When Seattle Prep first opened parties with his theology classes.” Only this time, they will be giant *Student and its doors, the windows ran the school. The plastic bubbles instead of blowing bubbles. teacher responses glass paned creatures bullied even the and facts, besides the teachers in 1846 and were feared among details of the executive all students. Years passed and the win- order from the governor of dows began to be locked up and punished Texas, were made up for for their crimes. The rest of the window the purpose of this colony was unhinged, they claimed these article. actions were unjust. Fast forward till now, and the tables have started to turn. The students have learned to stand up to windows, but they still are no match. A student reported Pizza Wars: Zeeks to the staff that one window violently at- tacked him. After the attack occurred, the Moves in window told the student to “learn how it feels.” He was then forcibly installed as Next to Pagliacci a window and was opened and closed by MARGOT GWYNN ‘23 said window all day. Staff Writer “I still get nightmares from that day. It’s still vivid in my memory. The agliacci Pizza on 10th Ave has his- number of times I was opened and closed, torically been a popular spot for the angle at which I sat in the window- Poff-campus lunches and after school pane, I remember—everything,” said the snacks among Seattle Prep students. Pa- student. gliacci may now have to fight for the Prep “Why am I hated so much by student’s appetite, since a new Zeeks Pizza windows? it’s like they harbor some sort location is scheduled to move in next door of vendetta against me specifically,” said by September 2021. Come the 2021-2022 one student furiously, haunted by his ex- school year, students will be torn between periences with windows. a long-time favorite, and the possibility of Photo: SEATTLE PREP PANTHER STAFF For these reasons, the executive a better slice of pizza, both spots only three powers at Seattle Prep have decided that blocks of campus. “Listen, I don’t get what the big opinion, I think both Zeeks and Pagliacci they have had enough of the everlast- “It’s no competition to me,” said deal is. Pizza is pizza. Honestly, the more are going to get plenty of business. Let’s ing conflict between the windows and Andrew Levinger ’21. “Pagliacci has al- the better. If the line’s too long at Pag’s, I’ll just hope they’re willing to compete for our humans. Henceforth, they have made a ways been the best. I don’t see Zeeks ever hop on over to Zeeks, and vice versa. I’m business. Maybe they’ll give students a dis- decree that all windows are ordered to changing that.” A substantial amount of not opposed to either place,” Allison Burton count or change their advertising strategies. evacuate the campus and rid themselves Prep students claim they will stay loyal to ’22 says. Along with others, she doesn’t see I’m just predicting a rivalry.” of their unruly and despicable frames. the same joint that has been serving them the problem with having two pizza places Students seem to be conflicted on This decree states, that all windows and slices since the beginning of their time at nearby to Prep. Some students look forward which pizza joint they will give their busi- screws involved must be removed from Prep. to Zeeks though and claim their willingness ness to. Many claim they will be loyal to Pa- all window frames and must be off Seattle “After a long day of school, no- to give their business to the workers there. gliacci a long-time favorite pick, although Prep territory by midnight, April 1st. body can beat Pagliacci’s pepperoni pizza. “This might be controversial, but some look forward to a new option and The workers practically know me by now I’ve always liked Zeeks better. It’s a pain double the amount of pizza in the neighbor- because I go so much. I’m not giving up for me to drive all the way to one of their hood. my loyalty,” said Charles Gwynn ’21. Most locations, when Pagliacci is just a minute’s “This is the type of change that students are content with their usual lunch walk from Prep. I’m excited to eat there could divide our school. I just hope we can spot, but some are open to the idea of an next year,” stated Paolo Almario ’23. come to unity next year. It’s just Pizza,” said extra pizza place in the neighborhood. Lucy Johnson ’24 said “In my Ms. Stanko. 6 PREP LIFE THE PANTHER | APRIL 1, 2021 EDITOR: CAROLINE CASEY ‘21 & GABBY STUART ‘22 Shakespeare to be Performed by AP Lit Students

CAROLINE CASEY ‘21 Mitchell’s class said, “I am filled with a to connect to in his work. And his plays con- Dermody said, “Shakespeare is Staff Writer feeling of indescribable joy - I feel that this tain worlds: love, politics, comedy, murder, very difficult to read and to understand. Ev- t was a big shocker for one of the most is part of the universe’s natural tendency to feminism, botany, the cosmos--whatever eryone gets different messages and -mean passionate English Literature teach- right wrongs - to enlighten those who have you want to think about, you can find in ings from the same text. it’s old fashioned Iers at Prep when it was announced that been without these plays”. and dry and a lot of people that are in lit Freshman no longer have Julius Caesar in Shakespeare Break- classes just aren’t interested in theatre”. their Collegio reading lineup, and the soph- for too long”. “As Jane Austen ing the early It is proven that Shakespeare is im- omores are no longer reading one of Shake- M r . secret to Soph- portant for students to study in order to un- speare’s Three Tragedies, Othello. With the Mitchell be- observed, to speak omore Finley derstand the modern world and understand only remaining opportunity to experience lieves this is Dermody ‘24 people. His words are memorable, boost Shakespeare being in Senior AP Literature, a great idea English is to speak lead to a dev- brain activity and memory. It inspires read- teacher Mr. Mitchell quickly pivoted to in- and said, “As astating tear ers with rich metaphors and relevant themes clude the works of the Bard in the format Jane Austen Shakespeare” trickling down and messages that appear in our every day for which they were written: the stage. observed, to her sorrowful lives. Mitchell decided it is time to take speak English Mr. Mitchell face. Unfortu- Ultimately, Mr. Mitchell said, action; his AP Literature seniors will act and is to speak nately for Der- “This is a perfect opportunity for freshman film the plays of Julius Caesar and Othello Shakespeare. mody ’24, this and sophomores to get their first taste of the which the underclassman will then watch That’s why it’s so im- portant for new school policy is mandatory. She will immortal Bard of Avon. Instead of just read- and take a written exam on to pass Collegio students be exposed to his words. He not be able to avoid experiencing Shake- ing him on the page, they’ll get to see his this year. Yes, freshmen and sophomores, helped shape the language we all use. No speare, her least favorite author, ever in her work brought to life by the talented and en- this is mandatory. writer has given us a greater diversity of elementary, middle school, or high school thusiastic AP Lit students!” Paden Nichols ’21, a member of characters – there’s someone for everyone career.

Jeopardy Awaits New Star

CECE BROWN ‘21 & Mina Sakay ‘21 said “I am just so It is suspected that he quizzes his Killalea continued, “the competi- TESSA ZINK ‘21 excited for him to finally pursue this career. students often on the final ‘Jeopardy!’ ques- tion present in the classroom closely mir- Editorial Staff After watching all of this ‘Jeopardy!’ I have tion because he is training them to go on the rors the competition on the Jeopardy floor. no doubt he will be a fantastic host.” show, and hopefully be a fellow competitor. Its cut-throat in A602, over zoom and in the ho is Dominic Rosato? An amaz- It is not surprise that Rosato is This summer Rosato will be training and classroom, students are racing to get the cor- ing Seattle Prep math teacher making this decision as he has a well-known preparing for the 38th season of the show. rect answer.” Wwho is pursuing a career in ‘Jeop- love for the show. Rosato’s students are fa- Rosato’s dedication to the game Ken Jennings, a fantastic Jeopardy ardy!’. The beloved Prep math teacher has miliar with his adoration of it, each math show has also rubbed off on his math stu- player, was ecstatic when he heard of Ro- decided to pack up and move to Los Angeles class he quizzes his students on the final dents at Seattle Prep. Ailbhe Killalea ’22, sato’s move to the 323, “I have heard such to chase his love for the show, ‘Jeopardy!’. jeopardy question. pre-calculus student, said, “After being in great things about his ‘Jeopardy!’ knowl- Rosato says, “I am an avid watcher “I understand the value of Jeopardy Mr. Rosato’s class this year, I feel com- edge. I think if I were to play against him, I and fan of the show and make sure to never and how it truly can improve our lives and pletely prepared to compete on the show. would have met my match.”. miss an episode. I’ve always dreamt of com- shape the minds and values of our youth. I Between learning trig functions, my un- peting on Jeopardy and I am ecstatic that want to not only improve their math skills, derstanding of architecture, geography, and I’ve finally been given the chance.” but their trivia ones as well,” Rosato said. pop-culture has dramatically improved.” PREP LIFE 7 EDITOR: OLIVIA MANNING ‘21 THE PANTHER | APRIL 1, 2021 Hendricks Retiring to Become a Jeopardy Host OLIVIA MANNING ‘21 He describes, “Jeopardy provides Staff Writer the unique opportunity for me to advance the knowledge of viewers with trivia that fter 35 years of being a teacher, Mr. will educate the public on history that truly Hendricks decided to leave the pro- matters.” fession on March 8, 2021. Since the A Jeopardy host may seem like an Atragic death of Jeopardy host, Alex Trebek, odd career choice for Hendricks, but Hen- Jeopardy has been searching for a lively, en- dricks disagrees with this. He explained, gaging host. Hendricks has decided to ful- “Like everything in life, context is every- fill his life-long dream of becoming the new thing. Without understanding the extent host of the famous game show. to which Jeopardy has positively influenced Hendricks said, “I feel like this is my life, it may appear odd that I would quit always what I have been called to do and I teaching to pursue such a unique occupa- am so grateful for the opportunity to live out tion.” my life-long dream”. Hendricks shared that his family As a dedicated and loyal fan of used to have “Hendricks Family Jeopardy” Jeopardy, Hendricks feels this occupation is and he would compete with his siblings at far more fitting than teaching. He explains, home when he was a kid. “Jeopardy has been a very significant part With a unique interest for Jeop- of my life and I am so excited to continue ardy and such a passion for learning at a PHOTO: Adapted from Kinu Panda, Creative Commons this journey and make an impact within the young age, what better way to turn that pas- A sneak peak at the new Jeopardy game board designed by departing Collegio Jeopardy community.” sion into a career than Jeopardy? teacher Mr. Hendricks. Hendricks shares that his favorite Hendricks shared, “Ever since I moving to Los Angeles to compete on Jeop- have expressed their sadness regarding his part of Jeopardy is knowing the answers. was a child I was fascinated with trivia and ardy. Hendricks expressed his excitement departure. Seattle Prep wishes Mr. Hen- Although he expresses his frustration when ultimately knowing things. Just knowing for Rosato and stated, “I’ll seem him at the dricks luck on this exciting new chapter of the movie and pop music questions exploit lots of things. My mother used to call me a podium”. his life and looks forward to watching him his weaknesses, he is eager to improve the know-it-all, however I prefer intelligent.” Hendricks has made a remarkable on television! Jeopardy questions by adding more Euro- Hendrick’s colleague, Mr. Rosato, impact on the Seattle Prep community and pean history questions. has also recently announced that he will be there are many students and faculty that Prep Offers New Window Class on Tasting LEVI JAEGER ‘21 Staff Writer drates, and carbohydrates are the nutrients skills,” she said. to coppia ferrarese. Since then, I knew that ye. . Pita. These are some often used as an energy source in the body Wren’s love for bread stems from this was my favorite kind of baked good and of the few kinds of that all that powers the brain and body. In this class, her first memory of a Costco trip. “They of- that I want to keep exploring it in as many students who sign up for the new Prep students are prompted to “stay ready” fered the croissants at a sample station, and ways as I can.” R for any situation through the energy that since then, I’ve always had a special place The class will solely involve tast- Prep Window Class “Stay Bread-y” get to try. bread’s carbohydrates provide. in my heart for some good bread. If I get in, ing bread from all around the world. The It all started from a simple idea by The first class will commence on I hope that this class gives me an increased breads that will be tasted are sustainably Prep’s own French teacher, Madame Mo- April 48th, 2021, with limited space to ac- knowledge on the wonderful creation,” she sourced, imported from the most unique barek. “Growing up in Paris, I had the op- commodate only three special Prep stu- said. places in the world, and are baked by the portunity to try many kinds of delicious and dents. To get selected for the class by Mo- Sophomore Gon Zoldyck is an- most renowned bread makers in the milky fresh French bread,” said Mobarek. “Mov- barek, students will have to bake a bread of other Prep student vying for a spot in the way galaxy. Peeta Mellark’s burnt nut and ing to America, I got to try many more di- their choice for her to taste. Students who Window class. He plans on entering with raisin bread from District 12 and bread verse types of bread. I would like to provide win Mobarek’s vote will earn a spot in the a family recipe. “The thing about made from the infamous Little Red Hen are other students with the same chances that I prestigious class. focaccia is that it’s so versatile. It can ac- just some of these choices. had through this class,” she adds. Senior Bocce Wren is planning to company a soup or a salad, it can a sand- These breads will give the selected Mobarek will teach this class. Her apply for a spot in Mobarek’s class with wich bread, it can be served plain or with students the right amount of carbs to stay favorite type of bread is brioche, with pain personal own corn bread recipe. “I have al- toppings—not to mention it tastes great.” “bread-y.” Students who would like to sign brié coming as a close second. ways and will always love corn bread. Its His passion for bread began at a up for the audition process must submit their The clever name was devised from taste and texture are immaculate, and I hope trip to Italy with his family in his youth. “I favorite kind of bread to seapreppanther.org the fact that bread contains many carbohy- that Madame can see that with my tried so many delicious kinds from to receive more information. Seattle Prep’s Smith Cafe Opens Restaurant Nearby Serving School Lunch Favorites PAIGE STANLEY ‘21 loosen. In the meantime, they have been Carter is proud to have been able their friends. I wanted to be able to appeal Editor-in-Chief able to plan their expansion into the restau- to find her niche in the food industry with to all different types of people at the restau- hether it’s the turkey chipotle rant business. her new restaurant. The Smith Family Café rant. , the burrito bowls, or Executive Chef, Kenyetta Carter, will serve school lunch on-the-go meals like It is not just the cafeteria staff who the cookies, Seattle Prep students is ecstatic about the development she and and salads as well as sit-down are excited about this development, stu- W her team have meals like dents have also expressed their excitement all have their favorite school lunch items. But what if those favorites were available all been working “We look forward to seeing pasta and spe- for being able to get their favorite lunch year long? Now they are! The Seattle Prep on. One can cialty dishes items. Mia Meighan ’21 is a huge fan of the Smith Family Café is opening a restaurant/ imagine that Prep students this summer to appeal to Smith café bagels. She said, “I have been café in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood balancing both all different missing them for the past year. I cannot wait where they will be serving all the school works for Prep kinds of peo- to be able to get them from the new café and lunch favorites along with new additions. and the new at the new Smith Family ple. She has support their new business.” During normal school times, the restaurant has gotten inspi- The Prep administration as well as Smith Café staff provides breakfast options been tricky, but Cafe restaurant!” ration for this Carter and her cafeteria staff assure loyal in the morning as well as lunch options and with additions form of res- Prep cafeteria customers that food service after-school coffee. The lunch options con- to her team and Kenyetta Carter taurant from will not wane with this new addition. The sist of a hot lunch that changes from day to support from the students new Smith family Café Restaurant is open- day, a pasta bar or burrito bowl bar that al- Prep, this dream has become a reality. she meets at Prep. Carter said, “The ing this summer so they can get the hang of ternates each week, a daily salad bar, as well Carter said, “I have wanted to take this step Prep students inspire me to work hard things before adding in Prep cafeteria ser- as a plethora of sandwiches, salads, drinks, for a while now, and with the break from as well as make sure to take time to enjoy vice in the fall. “We look forward to seeing snacks, treats, and more. However, due to cafeteria service during the school shut myself. School lunch looks different for all Prep students this summer at the new Smith COVID, the cafeteria staff has limited their down in 2020, I have been able to devote of them. I see some students scrambling to Family Café restaurant!” said Carter. options to pre-ordered lunches for students a lot of my time to planning out the menu, catch up or get ahead on homework, while but plan to offer more items as restrictions securing a location, and other logistics.” others release their stress by talking with 8 PREP LIFE THE PANTHER | APRIL 1, 2021 EDITOR: PIPER WOOD ‘21, CARA WEIGAND ‘21

sleep for at least 8 hours every night and this change may affect their ability to do so. Spring Forward: Miller defended the decision, “If students manage their time well, they should be able to go to bed by 9:30 and get the appropriate Start Time Falls Back amount of sleep.” James responded, “Even if I have EAMON MOHRBACHER ‘24 changes. press understanding and even excitement. perfect time management, between ex- Staff Writer Head of Schedules and Organiza- Aiden Wilson ‘22 shared his tra curriculars, clubs, meals, and all of my Set your alarm clocks, Panthers! Se- tion at Prep, Diane Miller, explained, “The thoughts: “It’ll be kinda bad having to get homework, there is absolutely no way I’ll attle Prep has decided to move its current schedule was always intended to be up so early for school, but I will definitely be able to get to bed by 9:30. I barely get Lstart time up from 8:10 am to 7:10 temporary. When the pandemic is over, Prep have an easier time beating traffic on my enough sleep as it is. Also, when am I sup- am on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and would like to return to normal, which in- way home, and this will give me a little posed to watch Netflix or play Xbox?” Fridays. Wednesdays will remain asyn- cludes the original start time. The school has more time after school before my extracur- Despite the conflicting opinions, chronous, and therefore, will not be affect- adjusted for the current situation but switch- riculars start.” Prep has decided to move forward with the ed. As a result, Blocks A4 and B8 will con- ing back will help students adapt now.” Senior Kaeden James had a dif- decision until further notice. Miller again clude at 2:00 pm, allowing window classes Miller continued, saying, “As circumstanc- ferent opinion, sharing, “I had a hard time bolstered the school’s plan with her con- to be extended 20 minutes. This change es change, adjustments must be made. Now waking up before, this is going to be impos- cluding opinion on the situation: “I have no will occur beginning April 1st. that we’re back at fifty percent, and sports sible. I would rather have 30 more minutes doubt that in a week’s time, students won’t Why? A combination of increased are in full swing, students can really use the of sleep than a little extra time at the end of even notice the change.” daylight, traffic difficulties, and an expand- extra time.” the day. This whole thing doesn’t do much For better or worse, school will be- ed spring sports roster has caused Prep The announcement has caused for me.” gin at 7:10 am, starting April 1st. Will the to adjust the times. Shuttle bus pick-ups mixed feelings among staff and students, The decision may surprise some, early bird get the worm? Or will it be too will also be modified to accommodate the many declaring it unfair, while others ex- considering doctors recommend teenagers tired to put up a fight? Prep Welcomes Another Panther Cub KELLY MCGARRY ‘21 and tackled other panthers at a much more Staff Writer advanced level than his siblings. rep has a huge surprise! After receiv- Unlike Ignacio, who calls the JUG ing a black Panther “Ignacio” from room his home, the baby panther will be PArgentina earlier this year, the ad- housed in the Rudolph Field throughout the ministration has adopted another male baby day and will sleep in the gym at night. “We black panther from Woodland Park Zoo’s are so excited to have a living and breathing newest litter. Due to Ignacio’s mischievous- mascot at Prep,” said a Prep teacher excit- ness and aggressive nature, Prep is confident edly, “we can’t wait for all the students to that this new cub will be a more positive in- meet him.” fluence throughout the school community. This decision was made through It is hoped that this panther will bring the years of secret planning. The Prep admin- students and faculty together during these istration has voiced their desire of having a unsettling times. live mascot on cam- This furry pus to always be a friend of an unspeci- “We are so excited little better than the fied species is highly to have a living and rival Catholic school endangered in the up north. A student, Photo: HANNAH DEGROOT wild. Prep recog- breathing mascot who asked to remain The cast of the new iCarly reboot which is set on the campus of Seattle nized this great is- anonymous claimed, Prep. Stars Miranda Cosgrove and Nathan Kress have been spotted in and sue and decided to “I know I’m not sup- around campus over the least several weeks. take action to protect at Prep” posed to name the panthers here in Se- school…But how can Seattle Prep New Filming attle, Washington, - Prep Teacher you attempt to be bet- far away from their ter than us when your original home in the school mascot isn’t Location For iCarly Reboot filming episodes during the school day. jungles of Central even a real animal?” HANNAH DEGROOT ‘23 Every day, all your favorite iCarly America. The Prep Alumni Service Corps Staff Writer t’s time to break out in some random stars such as Miranda Cosgrove or Nathan Since black panthers are not a will be accepting donations of raw meat, dancing because iCarly is coming to Kress will come to Prep to film. Students species but a classification of a color variant toys, and special playsets that can remind Seattle Prep! The reboot of the show might be in the background of a few shots of any type of large cat, Prep’s baby panther the cub of his roots in the Amazon. Profes- I beginning filming in late 2021 will now be and pursue that acting career you know you had siblings who did not possess the same sional trainers will be on campus over the featuring Seattle Prep as the new Ridgeway always wanted. pitch-black coat as he does. Woodland Park summer to train the panther so that it can High. Anna Roberts ‘23 exclaimed, “I zookeepers have stated that the Prep baby be safely introduced to students this coming How did the school get chosen to cannot wait to start my acting career, and black panther was one of the most “head- fall. be on a major television production? Well, this will be the perfect opportunity to do strong, competitive” cubs they’ve ever had, Send in your name suggestions for the here is the story. At first, the producers saw so!” With the reboot being filmed while stu- and even claimed that he has been shooting cub through Prep’s official Instagram: @ the beautiful Prep campus and asked if they dents are at school, that means there might balls into hoops, swimming in kiddie pools, seapreppanthers could come film a test episode. It was be- be a few, small changes happening at Prep. tween Prep and a few other schools, but Instead of Swivls, Prep will now be paying they went with the best choice. None of the the production crew of the iCarly reboot to students knew anything about this because shoot all our classes in vlog-style. Now your they shot it during one of the asynchronous fellow classmates can see you in 4k from days. The Panther only heard about this Zoom! from our students-athletes on their way to Seattle Prep will also be mandat- practice. That’s the real reason we don’t ing random dancing breaks every half hour, have school on Wednesdays. and teachers have to do it too. The biggest Gabby Betzer ‘23 said, “I was change to come is that every week, one stu- wondering why we have asynchronous dent will be chosen to be in the reboot. Now days. But now I know!” students can get their 25 minutes of fame After shooting a test pilot, they on national television, but sorry, there is no producers of iCarly fell in love with the compensation for their time. school, and decided that Prep was the best Be careful on your way to Collegio option. The Seattle Prep campus will now or you might run into Carly Shay! be featured on national television. Photo: “Adventurous baby” by Tambako the Jaguar is licensed under CC The show has reached out to The The new baby panther cub emerges from the gym to play on Rudolph Field. Panther and informed us that they will start