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Volume 59 Number 46 Phono 2M-4401 Oft?** tamt If urrtran? FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1983 Mallios Resigns As UM Athletic Director

Foote to form a Minor problems nationwide search committee 'to look don't hinder throughout the nation for Shuttle launch the best possible person' By RONNIE RAMOS By CHARLES LAVIN and Managing Editor HOWARD BURNS KENNEDY SPACE CENTER — Launch pad 39A ol the Hurricane Editorial Board was once again the center of attention last Monday as Dr. Harry C. Mallios, the University of Miami Challenger, NASA's third and newest space shuttle, athletic director, announced Wednesday his resigna­ made its first trip into space. tion from the position effective June 1. Although plagued with engine and payload prob­ He will continue at UM as a full-time professor, lems that delayed the launch from the orginal January and in the athletic department as advisor to the date, and an additional 10-second delay in the count­ provost and faculty representative to the NCAA. down due to a computer malfunction, astronauts Paul Dr. Mallios, a tenured faculty member in the Weitz. Karol Bobko, Donald Peterson and Story Mus- School of Education and Allied Profewions, said he grave got the orbiter off to an almost flawless start at resigned because, "I have accomplished the primary 1:30:884 p.m. — an insignificant 884 milliseconds late. personal goals I established for the athletic depart­ They were later to discover some peeling insula­ ment four years ago when I took over." tion and a balky television camera, but these minor One of his primary goals, he explained, is to see problems did not upset anyone or jeopardize the mis­ the teams here "achieve a combined national rank­ sion. ing never before realized in the history of UM ath­ The weather contributed to the spectacular launch, letics. ac Challenger roared into a sunny, cloudless Florida "The other is fund raising, which doubled to sky on its way into space. NASA officials were wor­ over $1 million last year." ried that the strong high-altitude winds the previous Mallios is currently teaching two courses in the day would endanger the launch, but the winds abated School of Education, Athletic Administration and sufficiently on Monday for the mission to proceed. Sports Law. "I am excited about the prospects of Challenger's primary mission was the deployment returning to my profession of college professor," he of the world's most advanced communications satel­ said. lite, the cornerstone of NASA's new Tracking and Mallios' association with UM dates back to 1949 Data Relay Satellite System (TDRSS). when he received a football scholarship. Known on This system, composed of three satellites in geo­ the gridiron as "Scooter" Mallios, he went on to be­ synchronous orbit above the earth, will replace the come one of the best running backs in the school's costly and ineffiecient network of tracking stations history. that NASA has throughout the globe. He received his B.A., M.A.. and doctorate in ad­ It will serve as the link between Shuttle missions ministration from UM. and ground control. The TDRSS can keep in contact Mallios, who was the associate athletic director with the orbiters at least 85 percent of the time, at the time, took over the as athletic director in whereas orbiters can only communicate with the June, 1979, when the newly appointed director, ground stations 15 percent of their time in space. Charlie Thornton, resigned abruptly due to his The first TDRSS satellite was deployed with no wife's illness. problem from Challenger's cargo bay on Monday "Due to my concern to the lack of stability in night, as the spaceship orbited 168 miles over the At­ the position of athletic director, I accepted the posi­ lantic Ocean. tion," Mallios said. It was scheduled to be maneuvered into its Before Mallios' appointment, Miami had had 22,300-mile-high orbit on Wednesday, but an error seven athletic directors in the previous 10 years. sent It into an elliptical orbit nowhere near what it The question of who will replace Mallios rests was supposed to be. Although the satellite was in no with UM President Edward T. Foote IL to whom danger, It is of no use in that wildly errant orbit, and the athletic director reports. NASA officials preedicted that it would take a week to Mallios told the Hurricane he had been thinking put the satellite back on its correct path. about resigning for a couple of months and had dis- One of Challenger's exercises during this mission cusoeed it with Foot* on Wednesday. The Miami involves imaginary "rendezvous" maneuvers, which News, however, reported that Mallios tendered his will in the future take place for the repair of satellites resignation some months ago, but was not expect­ and other space vehicles. However, NASA officials de­ ing it to be announced publicly until a replacement cided that the TDRSS satellite corrections would be was named. made from the satellite itself, using its built-in Minis­ Foote said that a "small, fast-moving" search ters to nudge it back into its correct "parking space." committee "representative of the various interests" Challenger wwuld not be used to correct the path of I of the university and its athletic department would the satellite. be formed to find a replacement for Mallios.' Another main exercise the astronauts will be per­ Foote said that there will be a "nationwide forming this mission is the extra-vehicular activity, or I search" which "will take as long as necessary to get "space walk" as it is more commonly known. Securely the job [of finding a replacement) done. We're going tethered, they will walk in space to the rear of the Challenger takes off on her maiden voyage to look ... for the best possible person." Please turn to page 3/LAUNCH On Mallios, Foote said, "I don't know anybody Please turn to page 3/MALUOS Week emphasizes different cultures at UM

By LOURDES FERRER participate in the week's activities. in tbe Student Union. Organization of African Unity to exhibits of handcrafts and arts. Each day COISO will sponsor Hurricane. Staff Writer The only charge is for food. As Car­ April 10: the United Nations, at 7:30 p.m. in The theme of "UM as a Crossroad aballo says, "It's an opportunity to sports events, such as soccer, vol­ No activities scheduled. the International Lounge. The evening will conclude with a leyball, ping-pong,and backgam­ of Cultures" sparks off a week of experience foreign cultures in eight April 11: April 14: fashion show and Arabian music. celebration and festivity with an days." mon. Any student can participate as The Latin American Student As­ The Indian Student Association April 16: long as they present a valid UM ID. emphasis on internationalism. The schedule is as follows: sociation will serve empanadas, will sell food in the Union breeze­ The annual awards banquet Fiestas of food, fashion, folk April 8: burritos, ceviche, and pabellon from way at noon. marks the conclusion of the week's music and dancing highlight the Opening ceremonies will begin at 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on the Union patio April IS: activities. Harm deBlij, UM geogra­ For a schedule of the events, call International Week agenda, April noon in the Ibis Cafeteria, where where folkloric dance groups of Arabian Night will begin at 7 phy professor, will speak at 7:30 COISO at 284-3548 or pass by the 8-16, planned by the Council of there will be an international fash­ Venezuelan and Colombian students p.m. with an Arabian-style buffet. p.m. in the Hurricane Cafeteria. office. Student Union Room 216. International Students and Organi­ ion show. Then the Organization will perform at 11:30 a.m. as well zations (COISO). for Jamaican Unity and the Haitian as tbe Casabe Cream Band at noon. "The idea of 'UM as a Crossroad Unified Students will sell native April 12: of Cultures' is to show that UM is a food and exhibit arts and crafts in Al the Union patio, the French Today last day for pre-registration place where people from all over the Student Union breezeway from Club will have a bake sale; Israeli the world come together and share 1 to 2 p.m. students will sell falafel and present their cultures and traditions," ex­ That evening there will be a Hai­ the band, Shajar; and the Malaysian By SALLY SPITZ pons and other registration material and proceed to the plained Niurka Caraballo, Interna­ tian movie festival from 5 to 6 p.m. Student Association will sell food, Hurricane Associate News Editor first floor of the Union, where the Bursar's Office per­ tional Week chairperson. in the International Lounge of the have a cultural exhibition and dem­ sonnel will fill out your tuition and fee statement. She added that International Union, followed by a folkloric onstrate Malaysian martial arts. Today is the last day of pre-registration for the fall If you have already registered, don't forget to fill Week is particularly "unique" in dance show "Dambalah" at 6:30 Events start at noon. semester of 1983 — the last opportunity for early reg­ out your confirmation card and return it before July UM because it reflects an interna­ p.m. and music by a Haitian band. AprllS: istration. 11 You must return this card so that your coupons wiil tional campus. The UM student Black Magic — all on the Union The Nigerian Student Association Before you register, you must have been advised be saved, otherwise you will be purged and your cou- body includes nearly 2,000 foreign patio. and the African Students Organiza­ previously and have completed a trial schedule form, pons will return to the pile for other students. students, representing 100 nations. A reggae band will perform there tion will present a visit to Africa which should be approved by your academic advisor Permits to register will be mailed to students dur­ "It's great that international stu­ from 9 to 11 p.m.. with additional via food, music, art, dance perfor­ The registration kit and confirmation card can be ing the first week of August. On Aug. 25 and 26, from dents are participating more in performances of Jamaican dances mances and a fashion parade on the picked up at the Student Union. 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., students will be paying or mak­ campus activities," said Caraballo. and poetry readings. April 9: patio from 11 a.m. to 1 30 p.m. You should have your trial schedule, confirmation ing arrangements to pay tuition and fees. "More than ever before, this year's The Indian Student Association In the evening they will sponsor card, appointment slip, and registration card when you You must return to UM on the date specified on celebration will have 15 organiza­ will present classical Indian dances, a lecture on "Africa in International pick up your coupons on the second floor of the Stu­ your card in order to complete the registration process tions participating in the activities." a documentary, slide show, and a Politics" by Oumarou Garba Yous- dent Union. Late registration and drop/add will take place Aug All students are encouraged to costume parade, starting at 6 p.m. soufou, executive secretary of the After filling out the necessary cards, take vour cou­ 29 through Aug. 31

Inside 'National College News' The latest news from college campuses nationwide from t he College Press Service /PAGE 3 To drink or not tb drink? ' The debate over whether to raise the drinking age to 21 rages on /PAGE _ 'HereaadNow* Maxwell Glen and Cody Shearer report from Washington on the role Nancy Reagan will play in whether or not her husband will again for president /PAGE 6 Modern English The Hurricane look at one of the hottest rock bands in the world /PAGE 8 Soon a pro . The Hurricane follows Mark Cooper as he nears the start of a career in the National Football League /PAGE, 11 MionJ Hurricane/STUART BAYER Follow the leader Opinion/PAGE 6 Entertainment /PAGE & Sports/PAGE 11 Clashed*/PAGE 14 New arrivals at the lake know that in some cases It Is better to march to the beat of one drummer T. m *• •. Pafl» 2 Friday. April 8. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Newsbriefs Update Today Beach Day on Aprf 9. meet in the Student Union p.m. we will meet at Wesley for a picnic at a local Deaa of Continuing Studies resigns circle at 1O-30 un. park Join us for hamburgers, music and fellow­ USBG: USBG w* te sponsoring a "Most Onginj. INDIA STUDENT ASSOCIATION: On Saturday, ship. Dr. M. Robert Allen. Wag-time Deaw asf rhe UlTs School of ContMaag from 5:30 to 10:30 p.m.. the organization will be Studies aad Director of Sunnier Sessions, has requested to be relieved Cap" contest during Senior Week. All interested participants should aM Sartwa at 284-6290. sponsoring a c_km_l and social evening as a part of these duties effective May I. He has beea granted administrative of Intsmaaona. Week. The events will be in the leave. STUDENT ORIENTATION SERVICE: K you are Monday tntematicnal Lounge, located on the second floor Dr. Alien will continue in his position as associate provost for ex­ intesrested in becoming a member of SOS or wo-to of the Student Union. Events include classical ternal programs, which will include acting as special consultant to the like to apply for a coordinator position, go to the MIAMI JAZZ ENSEMBLE: The University of dance, kids' costume parade, and a slide/film president and the provost. The announcement was made by Dr. Wil­ Student Union Room S240 and fill out an applica­ Miami Jazz Ensemble and Small Group, along with show. Everyone is welcome to attend. liam F. Lee, III. provost and executive vice president. tion. the UM Ja_. Vocal Ensemble, will be holding a f»«E-LEGAL SOCIETY: The society will offer the Dr. J. Calvin Leonard, associate dean, has been appointed interim IBIS YEARBOOK: If you are interested in design­ concert at 7:30 p m. in the International Lounge on last practice L.S.A.T. test for this year on Saturday dean for the School of Continuing Studies, and interim director of the ing the cover ter nam year's Ibts. then attend a the second floor of the Student Union. The cost for Officeof S_n.|e_er ___st___. at 8:30 ajn. in Memorial Building Room 210. meeting on April 13 in the SturJent Union Room students with a valid I.D. is $1. For non-students, Under Allen, the School has gained national recognition as one ot There is a small fee for non-members. Please be S2__5 at 4 pjn. For more infamlaton contact the the cost is $3. the leading programs of its kind among institutions of higher educa­ prompt Ibm at 284-6385 or stop by the of.ee tion. He led the way for the development of the James L. Kaigbi teter- UM BOWLING CLUB: There will be bowling tour­ RATHSKELLER: From 4:30 to 7:00 p.m.. you can HILLEL: Hillel is holding their 40th Anniversary aational Caaference Center which opened last fall. He .also planned the naments for at who wish to participate on Satur­ aew Contianinf Studies Building, whieci is scheduled to oaen soon oa gat 16 ounce Coors. 16 ounce wine coolers, or a Celebration at 8 p.m. in Gusman Hall. The evening day at 8 p.m. in tha Union Bowling Lanes. Tro­ the UM campus and will be named in his honor. hot dog for only 50 cents. will include Theodore Bikel. Debbir Friedman, and phies will be awarded. L'M president Edward T. Foote said: "Dean Allen has served edu­ USBG: Supercards, which entitle bearers up to 30 ' Nitzamim." Tickets are $5 for Hillel sponsors and FEDERATION OF CUBAN STUDENTS: FEC will cation at this University exceptionally well during a retnarkaMe career percent discounts at over 40 locations, are still $10 for non-sponsors. Call Hillel at 665-6948 for be having a teach party, "Beach Blanket Salsa." as a teacher, scholar, creative leader and good citizen. Although all of available in the Student Government Office located more information us will miss him as dean of the School of Continuing Studies, I am en tlie Student Union Room S240 on Saturday at 9:30 a.m. at Crandon Park Beach. pleased that he is willing to remain as associate provost.' REAOINO ANO LEARNING SKILLS CENTER: Food, games, drinks, and music will be featured. Free Study Skills Workshops will begin the week of We will meet at the office at 9 a.m. Tuesday Senior Week will honor graduates April 11. Brush up on your notetaking, textbook RATHSKELLER: Thers will te a command per­ USBG is sponsoring a week long tribute to seniors beginning Monday, reading/learning, and test-taking strategies. These formance by John Valby on Saturday at 8:30 and April 18, and ending Saturday. April 24. will be ths List series to te offered this semester. 10:30 p.m. WESLEY CENTER: In Prison and You Came to For a week of freebtes. pick up your coupons at the USBG office in For more information, contact the Reading and GERMAN CLUB: There will be a social and reor­ Me" will be the topic for the Faith and Life Forum the Student Union Room S240. Coupons will entitle seniors to free ice Learning Skills Center, serosa the lake in Building ganization meeting on Sunday at 2 p.m. at 15300 from 5 to 6:15 p.m. at the Wesley Center. A sand­ cream, balloons, bowling, billiards, happy hoar tickets, and a 20 per­ 21. at 284-3153. SW 109 Avenue. Anyone interested in joining is wich supper and discussion are included. cent discount at the UM bookstore and at the bike and boat rental. welcome to attend. For more information, call SOCIETY OF PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISTS: 284-2351 There will be a meeting at 7:30 p.m. in the Stu­ Workshops being offered for test-taking strategies WESLEY CENTER: "Bible n' Bagels," Sunday at dent Union Room 205. Scholarship money and the For the next three weeks, through April 29. the Reading and UM SAILING HURRICANES: If you need a ride to 9 a.m., will deal wrth "The Key to Death." At 4:30 beach party will be discussed I earning Skills Center will be offering daily two-hour workshops to help prepare students for finals. There will also be two sessions on, time-management for those who would like to study and have a social life too! FREE SPINAL EXAMINATION For more information call the Reading and Learning Skills Center at 284-3153 Danger Signals of MUNCH OUT WITH Pinched Nerves: 1. Hesadaches. Dizziness. Blur red Vision Opera Workshop to offer programs 2 Neck Pain. Tight Muscles, Spasnw US AT THE 3 Shoulder Pam. Pam Down Arms. The University of Miami Opera Workshop will present a pro­ Numbness in Hands gram of opera scenes and "A Hand of Bridge." a short one-act opera by 4 Pain Between Shoulders Difficult Samuel Barber, at 8 p.m.. oa Friday and Saturday. April 8 and 9. in the Breathing. Abdominal Pain. BAGEL EMPORIUM Brockway Theater, located ia the Otto Riehter Library. 5 Lower Back Pam. Hip Pain. Pain The program, which is free to the public, will also include ex­ Down Legs cerpts from "La Traviata" by Giuseppe Verdi. "Der Rosenkavalier" by Why FREE'' Thousands ot area residents have spine related problems whech THE BEST IN DELI, ETC., Richard Strauss, and scenes from Gian-Carlo Mentorri's operas, "The usually respond lo chiropractic care Consul" and "The Old Maid and the Thief " Treee) ec Our e__y ol ancoeje ngeng ,__ ic e.nfl oul ef e/O. ' ..a m |iie_Win thai coeieeJ bm enlejenl Dy cTieropracfeC car* It it alao our wea, ot ae: su-trtinuerling vou «eett_fttii our Batst_r*' t .0 taceiileoe. TO EAT-IN OR TAKE-OUT For further information, call 284-2470. Whet* tw* ar* OCCOpteng <.am I tllewe.es elo Del* n*Ofl t-BI mn, o_*9_1eOee Moat l-mttrmncma At-cmplea ktctudm*. aamdtcmr. Position available on Lecture Series Committee Dr. Steve Hal-egua The position of Chairperson of the University of Miami Lecture 7t300 Read Road — Suite 124 uiivuuf i SMPrm cant Series Committee for the 1983-84 academic year will be available at 661-5309 Coral GaMes. Florida the end of this semester. Id be ere? * ****, ml *** ai |iefll*1 eeM*e you 666-9519 coiA-urns. ru.ui« All full-time undergraduate students are eligible for the position. Anyone interested can pick op aa application ir. the Student Personnel lettionnomML) Deans Office. Student Services Building 21 -H. or the Office of Student Activi.es in the Student Union Room S232. Further information can be obtained by calling the Student Per­ TRAVEL sonnel Deans Office at 284-5353. The deadline for applications is Fri­ day. April 15. Scholarships for journalism to be offered MIAMI TO: The Ralph McGill Scholarship Fund, a memorial to the late pub­ '139.00 lisher of The Atlanta Constitution, is offering scholarships to those stu­ dents who have completed at least two years of college and who have ONE WM PER PERSON demonstrated an abiding interest in the news and editorial phase of newspapering The scholarships, which will not exceed $1,500. are limited to WASHINGTON D.G. HM those students whose roots lie in the South. The applicants must con­ vince the awards committee tl.at they firmly intend to pursue a career 0»E WM PER PERSON in a daily or weekly newspaper and that they are likely to become lead­ ers in this field. Successful applicants will be required to maintain a "B" average DALLAS '139.00 in order to keep the scholarship. A letter of not more than 500 words -HE WM PER PERSON telling why ttic applicant wants the scholarship, along with a photo­ graph of the applicant, must accompany the application. A letter of rec­ ommendation from a college authority must also be submitted. HOUSTON M 19.00 Application blanks may be obtained by writing: The Ralph McGill Scholarship Fund; Box 4689. Atlanta. Ga. 30302. Health Fair offers tests and screenings VIA PAN AM AIR LINES ONE WAT PER PERSON Doctor's Hospital is preparing for the largest health fair in the SEATS ARE LIMITED histo-y of Coral Gables. The Fair, being held Wednesday, April 13. at VALID 4/15-7/15/1983 the First United Methodist Church of Coral GaMes, will offer free med­ ical screenings from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. The medical tests include blood pressure, height/weight, vision BUSINESS TRAVEL ADVISORS #594-2929 acuity, glaucoma and cataract, anemia, pulmonary function, foot prob­ lems, oral and skin cancer, and carotid bruits which detects probabili­ ties of strokes. An optional blood chemistry test will also be available for $8. This is the only cost involved and it will test for 25 different diseases. At the end of the testing, the results are reviewed by a volunteer health pro­ fessional. The one-on-one counseling gives the participants the oppor­ tunity to have their health questions answered in terms that they can understand. There will also be displays, exhibits, and literature about health problems at the Fair. Lectures continue in Nuclear War-Nuclear Peace The Center for Theoretical Studies, which has been sponsoring Students the Nuclear War-Nuclear Peace class at UM. will be sponsoring anoth­ er lecture on Wednesday, April 6. at 6 p.m. in the Learning Center Room 110. The featured guest this week is Dr. Dixy Lee Ray. former Gover­ nor of the State of Washington and former Chairman of the US Atomic Energy Commission. He will be addressing the topic: "Nuclear Knowledge and Nuclear Power." y&E* Concert Jazz Band will perform The Univesity of Miami Concert Jazz Band, under the direction of Whit Sidener, will perform at the Take Five Lounge in the Miami Air­ port Inn on Sunday, April 10, at 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. Admission to each pcrfomance is $5. The lounge is located at 1550 N.W. LeJeune Road. Grandstand (bring your I.D.) The Concert Jazz Band's fourth , Estamos Ahl, recorded at Criteria Recording Studios io Miami, is scheduled to be released on April 8. It features music the Band introduced on its 1982 concert tour of Europe. The album is available through the UM jazz office and at Specs record store. For further information, call the jazz office at 284-5813. Monday thru Saturday- 1pm Positions are available in USBG .__•____•_____•______••.•___••- The Executive Cabinet of the Undergraduate Student Body Gov­ ernment serves as an advisory council to the Executive Officers. All cabinet posts are open for appointment. The positions include: Secretary of University Affairs, Secretary of Student Services, Secretary for Public Safety, Secretary of Special Events, Secretary for Athletic Affairs, Secretary for Organizational Every Saturday and Ethnic Affairs. Secretary for Community Affairs, and Secretary for Public Relations Mills to be honored by Chi Omega On April 15. at 4 p.m . friends of Louise Peeples Mills and the University of Miami will gather in the Ruth King Stanford Internation­ ^ RreeBeer ^ al Lounge for the presentation by Chi Omega of a portrait of Mills to the university. Her portrait will be tbe sixth one added to the Gallery of Women which was initiated by Chi Omega in 1954. The Gallery of Women was established to honor women of the university who have made an unusual contribution to tbe life of the university. Mills attended UM as an honor students in both the undergraduate aad graduate level. For 26 years she gave prof.s__onil leadership in her ^.^v various positions ranging from assistant dean of women in 1955 to as­ sociate deaa of student personnel until 1981. Among her contributions to the university community was serving as a founding member of the University Women's Commission and as its chairperson <44&&*£ •• Positions in Ibis available "Home of the Flamingo The Ibis yearbook is accepting applications for section editors, * The $250,000 Flamingo Stakes, April 2, writers and photographers. Section editorships available are in the areas of academics, activities, clubs and organizations, copy, sports, seniors, assistant seniors, photo chief, and photo editor. 5 minutes north of Miami International Airport Students interested in being involved with the writing, photogra­ E. 4th Avenue between 21st St. and 32nd St phy or layout of the IBIS should file a general staff application. Applications are available in the IBIS Office and the Hurricane DADE 885-8000 business office, located on the second floor of the Student Union. For more information, call 284-6385 No one under 18 years of age admitted. — SALLY SPITZ i-riday. April 8. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 3 National College News From College Pressservice Shuttle makes

jobs scarce for students Judge jails 'car-kicking prof spectacular launch GAINESVILLE — A state judge has sentenced the 'Car-Kicking Prof of the University of Florida to ten days in jail and an $800 fine. LAUNCH/From page I the orbiter and to be more durable. cargo bay and work with tools in K .^.IJ1E|,Y_LTEU~ "'*m I"51 realIy "WW" a»°"t 'inding a summer Before imposing the unusually-stiff sentence. Circuit Court Judge In essence, entire areas of tile were job. shrugs Steve Thomas, a Un.versity of Florida freshman. "I'm pretty Miller Lang chastised English Professor Julian Smith for kicking a practice for future missions involv­ replaced by this new insulation, sure 111 get something. r J parked van last fall as part of his private war on campus traffic law vio­ ing spacecraft repairs. which is in blanket form. NASA lators. Other experiments are scheduled hopes to eventually replace almoat r iip,|lI_f__,eoSOm.xI?in8 Wi" turn up'" a8rees Mark Greenspan, anoth- re nman Tnere ar The incident occured last October 30, when the bearded Smith hop­ for this mission. Astronauts will be all tiles with this new material. i,' f - e higher priorities than summer jobs right photographing lightning, making now, like trying to get through the semester." ped inside an illegally-parked van, and then refused to budge until police Changes in instrumentation, With U.S^ unemployment rates stuck around 10 percent, a surpris­ arrived to ticked the owners of the van. pharmaceuticals, and growing vege­ boosters, the external tank, and pro­ ing number of students remain remarkably unworried about whether When the owners drove away with Smith in the van, the 45-year- tables, among other things. pulsion and electrical systems re­ they II be able to find summer jobs this year. old film studies teacher hollered out the windows that he had been "kid­ Although Challenger looks very duced the weight of Challenger The nonchalance may be wildly inappropriate, however. napped." And after police officers arrived and failed to take him serious­ much like Columbia, there are dif­ some 10.000 pounds, making it able Summer employment for college students doesn't look promising in ly, Smith kicked the van's rear panel in frustration. He was promptly ar­ ferences between the two. Colum­ to haul that much more payload. most parts of the country, placement officials report. rested. bia, designed as a test vehicle, can Five Shuttle missions were plan­ "This is probably one of the worst years," observes Camille Koz­ In the past, Smith has walked over, laid under and struck cars ille­ only accommodate a crew of two. ned for this year. Because of the lowski of Portland (Ore.) Community College's placement office. "It is gally parked on the campus. He says he wasn't interested in regulating Challenger can accommodate up to three-month delay on Challenger's an employer's market." traffic until he arrived at UF in 1977 and was appalled by its "chaotic" seven crewmen, as well as a galley maiden flight, however, there were Summer job offers are down 10 percent at the University of New parking situation. and sleeping accommodations. speculations that all five flights may Mexico. Florida job counselor Maurice Mayberry asserts "the bulk of Being used on Challenger for the not make it. NASA, however, main­ plum jobs have already been taken." first time is a new insulating materi­ tains lhat all five missions will be If you don't have a summer job lined up already, he says, you prob­ al, designed to be easier to place on carried out. ably won't be able to line up anything that pays better than the mini­ International group boycotts fair mum wage now. URBANA, III. — In an uproar like one that broke up an internation­ al student group at the Univeristy of Maryland, eight University of Illi­ Schnellenberger. Fraser nois foreign student groups threatened to scuttle a campus international cultural fair if an Israeli student group was allowed to participate. Others suggest students will be lucky to find minimum wage jobs. Three Arab student groups originally protested the inclusion of the surprised at resignation "It's not real, real encouraging," says Mary Jo Dohr of Manpower, Inc., American Students for Israel (ASI) in the International Fair, in which the nationwide temporary help firm. foreign student groups display information about their homeland's herit­ MALLIOS/From page I Manpower's latest survey of employers found 15 percent plan to age and culture. did not think he would be offered decrease staff positions from last year's levels. Five other groups joined the Arabs in a call to boycott the fair un­ who's served the university more thc position. "I think what the Uni- Manpower placed 50,000 students in summer jobs last year, and less the university administrtion excluded the ASI. The ASI did ulti­ faithfully." He said that he respected vr rsity needs to do is go out and Dohr hopes the company will be able to do ae well this summer. mately get to participate, and the Arab groups cancelled their boycott. the decision to step down, adding bi ing in a successful and established Ohio State Financial Aid Director Weldon Milbourne also hopes to But at the University of Maryland, an ongoing conflict between that he is pleased that Mallios will person," said Schnellenberger. be able to do as well as last year, but isn't sure he'll be able to equal the anti-Zionists and the Israeli Student Society has almost destroyed the be remaining with the athletic de­ "They need to bring in someone number of work-study jobs he found then. campus' foreign student umbrella group. partment in a teaching capacity with a proven track record." Full-time summer jobs, he speculates, will be even harder to find. Arab and pro-Arab groups at Maryland did boycott a 1981 Global Football Coach Howard Schnel­ Head Baseball Coach and Assist­ Even intern jobs, which tend to be unpaid, are expected to hold at Festival when campus officials allowed the Zionists Alliance of Mary­ lenberger said,"I knew Harry was ant Athletic Dirtector for Men's Var­ last year's levels at best. . land to participate. not completely happy with the situa­ sity Sports RonlFraser was in South The World Bank in Washington, D.C, is currently sifting through But the groups have successfully prevented an Israeli student group tion." Nevertheless, he said he was Carolina for a tnree-game series and over 2,000 applications from economics, finance and computer science from joining the International Student Council, the campus umbrella surprised with the announcement. said he was "surprised" at the tim­ students who applied for internships. But a World Bank spokeswoman group, and have forced postponement of this year's festival. Schnellenberger also said that he ing of the announcement. says there'll probably be only about 140 positions open, the same as in As a result, several ISC officers have quit and the umbrella group is 1982 in a state of turmoil, says Israeli Student Society President David Fish­ There are signs of hope. The College Placement Council's (CPC) man. November, 1982 survey of employers' intentions indicated businesses "The old ISC has been too political and dominated by Arab inter­ Cabinet positions open expected to loosen hiring practices around this May, but aXPC spokes­ ests," he asserts. "Until a new council is organized, things are really up woman says relief doesn't look like it'll come in time to help summer in the air. The Global Festival has been postponed until spring, and most hiring. of the member groups have pulled out of the ISC." Fort Hays (Kans.) State University placement chief Robert Jenkins The USBG executive cabinet, which serves as an advisory council "really thinks that, in Fort Hays, any student who wants summer em­ to the executive officers, presently has various cabinet posts open for ployment and is geographically flexible can get it." appointment. Colleges want to outfit Tod Knight Secretary positions are open for: university affairs, student ser­ vices, academic affairs, public safety, special events, athletic affairs, Jenkins says he's gotten job orders from Yellowstone National As many as ten percent of the nation's colleges and universities organizational and ethnic affairs, community affairs, and public rela­ Park, far-flung resorts, various overseas firms and summer camps. want to outfit Ted Knight. tions. Indeed, Florida's pessimistic Mayberry thinks his students' last, Actor I'night plays a character on the TV show Too Close for Com­ There may also be an undersecretary for each position. best hope may be with Southwest Publishing Co., which annually re­ fort who has a penchant for wearing college sweatshirts, and some 300 If you are interested in any of these positions, forms may be cruits UF students, transports them to faraway Nashville, trains them, to 350 colleges have sent free sweatshirts to Knight to wear on the air, picked up and filled out in the USBG office. and then sends them around the country to sell books during the sum­ according to show publicist Henri Bollinger. mers. The reason: very valuable free publcity. Bollinger couldn't estimate UF junior Hal Reddick, for example, claims to have made $9,000 the actual value of network exposure to a school, but points out the net­ COISO positions open selling books in Indiana last summer, though after expenses he banked a work sells 30-second spots during the show for $100,000. relatively modest $1,600. "It's a way of saying "please tell America that we're a college and we're out there," " says Beverly Shurden, a spokeswoman for Don-El Applications for positions in the Council of International Students "The amazing thing that happens is that some of the students come and Organizations (COISO) are now available in the COISO Office, back driving Mercedes," Mayberry says. Productions, which produces the series. Knight is "particularly pleased because anything I can do to pro­ Student Union 216, and in the International Student and Scholar Ser­ Less spectacularly, McDonald's says it'll probably be hiring a nor­ vices, building 21F from 10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. mal number of student workers this summer. mote education in this country is worthwhile," the actor said in a state­ ment released through Bollinger. Applicants must be on F-l or J-l visa. Deadline for applications is "Our business has been extremely good, and it looks like the sum­ April 14. Elections are April 20-21. Positions open are president, vice mer months of 1983 will remain good," reports Steve Leroy, McDon­ Bollinger says the whole thing started by accident when, during the show's first season, Knight happened to wear a University of Washing­ president, treasurer, and secretary. ald's media relations manager. For further information, call George at 284-3548. 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By SUSAN BARNES South Vietnamese official and society was turned upside down. this he blames the Politburo, which Contributing Writer shouted "Long live the Republic of It was during this panel that he says is unable to deal with a Vietnam." members of the audience, especially 'The Vietnamese in the U.S. believe peace-time world and he expects Part four of a series However, Luce said, Vietnamese large groups of exiled Vietnamese, nothing new until there is a genera­ is a tonal language with each sylla­ hotly disputed several of the speak­ you came to make our county into tional change in Hanoi. The War and the Vietnamese ble having at least five tones and ers. possibly more meaning. What Mc­ One woman got up and screamed your self-image without trying to He noted the disastrous decline of Don Luce, in Saigon as a director Namara said instead was "the at Don Luce that the Vietnamese.!) , the economy and the lack of raw of the International Voluntary Ser­ southern duck wants to lie down." America were not "economic refu-" understand what the Vietnamese materials and spare parts. Pike said vices from 1965-67, moderated the Luce's students all cheered, as they gees" One American, speaking because of post-war declines, the panel on "The War and the Viet­ had been previously instructed to Vietnamese, delivered choice words were, are and hoped to be.' economy was in worse shape than namese." It included Bui Diem, for­ do so if the Secretary of Defense for Ngo Vinh Long (considered pro ever. Of the rice production decline, merly special assistant to Prime said anything important. Hanoi) which the Vietnamese in the Michael Huyen he said, it "cannot be blamed on Minister Nguyen Cao Ky and now Luce described the failure of U.S audience cheered — but no one American neo-imperialism and Chi­ executive director of the Indochi- policy because "in its effort to win thought appropriate to translate nese hegemonism" and that to nese Economic Development Center the war, the government forgot the blame America does Vietnam a dis­ in Washington, whose paper was Vietnamese." During the war, he service. He blamed the war's after­ read for him since he could not at­ said, half the population moved Instead, he complained. Reagan had Nguyen said the "Vietnamese gov­ math on failed leadership which, he tend; Vietnamese historian Ngo from the countryside to refugee The Aftermath in Indochina used the opportunity of meeting ernment has returned all 79 sets of said, was dogmatically anachronis­ Vinh Long, author of Before the camps. Complaining that Americans Vietnam veterans to denounce Viet­ remains." tic, over-organized and highly-cen­ Revolution: The Vietnamese Peas never understood Vietnamese cul­ "The Aftermath in Indochina" nam and justify our war. Quaker John McAuliff stated that tralized. ants under thc French: and Michael ture, Luce said that tending the was the subject of the final panel of He added that we may have lost U.S. policy had brought about what Former NLF supporter Van Thieu Huynh, executive director of the graves of their ancestors was an the conference which included Rob­ the war but won the battle. He re­ it opposed: increased Chinese and also spoke. He said as a young man Southeast Asia Resettlement Pro­ important part of ancestor worship, ert Muller, the paraplegic president minded the audience that In WWII Soviet presence in Southeast Asia. he had been "hypnotized by the po­ gram in San Francisco. the major religion in Vietnam, and of the Vietnam Veterans of Ameri­ there were 200.000 tons of bombs After the war, he said, two thirds of litical program of the NLF" and In his paper, which was read at that there was great trauma in leav­ ca; Mrs. Nguyen Ngoc Dung, Depu­ dropped; in Vietnam there were 7 Americans supported food and eco­ that he believed their claims or rec­ the conference, Bui Diem first noted ing them. ty Permanent Representative of the million; and that one out of every nomic assistance to Vietnam. onciliation without reprisals and no "Americans can always turn the He noted that the pattern of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam to the 30 Vietnamese was killed one out of He asked if Western behavior af­ foreign intervention. page . . . the same is not true of the war caused greater damage in the United Nations; Douglas Pike, re­ every 12 wounded. fected their (Hanoi's leaders) behav­ He said the boat people were not Vietnamese." He then discussed the south than in the north. The U.S. tired Foreign Service officer and Dung spoke by radio since her ior in a positive or negative way. He economic refugees and had not pros and cons of the U.S. interven­ bombing of the north was of the author of Vietcong, now at Berkely; visa to the conference had been de­ speculated that aid would have di­ come to share the prosperity of this tion. cities and the infra-structure [trans­ John McAuliff, anti-war movement nied by the State Department. She minished the fear of revolutionaries country, but to share its freedom. In the sixties, he said, few Viet­ portation and communications]. In activist and director of the Indochi­ mentioned the post-war achieve­ of the former middle and upper He noted that even the former Jus­ namese understood U.S. policies or the north, families sent their chil­ na Program of the American ments of resettlement, rehabilita­ classes. tice Minister of the Vietcong had politics. They knew of the Marshall dren to the countryside; in the Friends Service Committee for the tion, and the care of widows and fled the country. past ten years; and Doan Van Thieu, McAuliff talked about the debate Plan, anti-communism and Kenne­ south, refugees left their farms for orphans. taking place In Vietnam: that with­ Doan made a distinction between dy's inaugural address. They knew the cities, tearing apart the family formerly of the NLF now in Ameri­ ca and occasional contributor to the She also mentioned the shortcom­ out changing the communist char­ the people a|id the government and very little of the U.S. political proc­ structure. acter it is experimenting with basic urged people to think of the 50 mil­ ess: of checks and balances or the Notional Review. ings in the social and economic Luce claimed, in relation to the spheres which were criticized at economic and social truths. He said lion Vietnamese rather than the place and role of the news media re-building of Vietnam, that there is America was in a position of Influ­ leaders in Hanoi. To those in the and public opinion. the Fifth Party Congress from the a whole generation now that does Muller headed a group of veter­ grassroots to the Central Commit­ ence because of the important con­ anti-war movement, he said the Theirs was a blind trust, which not know how to farm. He noted ans who flew to Vietnam in the tee. Saying that it Is "not easy to tribution the Western ecomony principal of independence must be among some, persisted until the end that the hills denuded from defolia­ Christmas of 1981 where they were organize new structures," she noted could make. defended in communist as well as — though this was unjustified, he tion and land mines still explode — celebrating the anniversary of the many members had been expelled Taking a somewhat less optimis­ non-communist countries. His hope said. The majority of Vietnamese killing children, fanners and water Christmas bombings. from the party for inefficiency. tic view of the situation in Indochi­ was to move the conscience of the didn't have time to ponder interven­ buffalo. Nguyen praised the "venerable" na was Pike, who said a "shroud of anti-war activists. Doan noted that tion. They thought "who can turn The Vietnamese, he said, request­ He noted that more bombs were many of the former Vietcong were dropped on Hanoi and Haiphong in contribution of the anti-war move­ failure" had covered the survivors down help from a rich and power­ ed maps of the mine locations of the ment and said the Vietnamese gov­ — victor and vanquished alike. For in prison in Vietnam. ful country." Bui Diem was of the Pentagon through him, but he was those ten days than Germany drop­ ped on London om all of the Second ernment was in favor of normaliza­ opinion that we should "accept unable to obtain them. Luce said tion of relations based on equality moral obligations towards South that these problems would exist no World War. By the end of the eve­ ning they were comparing scars. with no preconditions. She com­ Vietnam that the presence of U.S. matter who was in control of the plained the U.S. government used troops created." country. Positions in Ibis available Muller called for a stop in our the MIA issue as an excuse for an The Americans, he said, acted in Michael Huynh, who was a stu­ isolating Vietnam by normalizing economic blockade and sanctions. the mid-sixties as if the war was dent in the U.S. before and during relations. He said steps had been The MIAs, she said, were consid­ The IBIS yearbook is now accepting applications for section editors, their own. They were impatient and the fall of Saigon, said of the media taken with greater enemies than ered enemies while flying but vic­ writers and photographers. Section editorships available are in the areas of sure of a quick victory, he com­ coverage: "what was being por­ Vietnam in the past to restore links. tims after they were captured. academics, activities, clubs and organizations, copy, sports, seniors, assist­ plained, and they spoiled the Viet­ trayed was my country physically, ant seniors, photo chief, and photo editor. namese. The Americans neglected but not my home." to train and equip the South Viet­ The American view, he said, did namese to do their job and they not reflect Vietnam as the people made the war too expensive for the saw It. The Vietnamese viewed the Dr. Lloyd E. Schneider Vietnamese who "opened their eyes war in terms of history. He said the 250 Valencia Ave. in bewilderment when they saw war was not lost on the battlefield, helicopters bringing hot food to but in the American living room. Coral Gables troops." This he blamed on the lack of U.S. According to him, Americans commitment. Huyen noted that one (across from the Coral Gables Post Office) were basically wrong with their million have fled Vietnam because concept of a limited war of gradual­ of fear of persecution since the end ism. The Vietnamese, he added, of the war; yet in 1945, even fully realized their share in the loss though two million people died of of their country and didn't blame starvation, no one ever left the 20% DISCOUNT the Americans for intervening, but country. they did disagree with the method "The Vietnamese in the U.S. be­ of withdrawl. lieve you came to make our country for UM students and faculty on all soft con­ He noted the change in the nature into your self-image without trying of the war between 1945 and 1954 to understand what the Vietnamese tact lenses: daily wear, extended wear, astig­ from a nationalist to a political were, are and hoped to be," said struggle. Huyen. matic and bifocal, plus wide selection of eye Don Luce, who lived and taught Historian Ngo Vinh Long said the glasses. for many years m South Vietnam, American presence made It impossi­ told his famous atory of then-Secre­ ble to maintain the independence of tary of Defense Robert McNamara's South Vietnam. The pacification visit to South Vietnam to illustrate program of the removal of people Includes complete examination and fitting. how ignorant of Vietnam and prone from the villages ran counter to the Office hours by appointment only. to error Americans were. After traditional way of life. He said "too Mon.-Sat. and evenings. touring the provinces, McNamara, much aid, not too little aid brought in a gesture similar to the late John about the fall of the Thieu regime." 446-4242 Kennedy's at the Berlin Wall grab­ Ever since American culture came Must bring valid UM I.D. bled the arm of the accompanying with the troops and aid. he said, the

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Fraser leads pack for AD position

he resignation of University of Miami Athletic Director Harry Mallios had been rumored for some time. In re­ T cent years, the athletic program has grown to the point where it has become a first-rate operation. Mallios has participated mightily in this growth, but it now appears that the rigors of the position have taken their toll.

For many months, there have been rumblings of a "Dump Mallios" movement filtering throughout the universi­ ty community. This is not to say that Mallios was forced out of the job, however, the pressure was certainly there. Mallios is a jovial, hard-working gentleman who has given the University of Miami a large majority of his adult life in both education and athletics. The fact that Mallios is to remain in the university com­ munity as an academician is a positive one for this institu­ tion. His contributions have been valuable and he has always lieen one of the school's foremost allies.

In June, 1979 when Mallios replaced Charlie Thornton as athletic director, Baseball Coach Ron Fraser was named assistant athletic director for men's varsity sports. Fraser is known nationally for his winning baseball program and his expert promotional ideas, key ingredients for any athletic di­ Running Again? rector. For years, the baseball program was the most successful and noted athletic program on campus. With last year's na­ tional championship and this year's fine season, the program remains highly successful. Nancy may play big role in elections It is precisely that national recognition that makes Fra­ ser the frontrunner to replace Mallios. By MAXWELL GLEN Washington's top aides predict a razor-thin victory in the and April 12 election. They say he must capture 20 percent of the white CODY SHEAREk vote to win. Then there's Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger. IM3 Field hnterprises. liu He has taken a football program that was once a doormat for the opposition to step on and has made it into a national con­ WASHINGTON — Ronald Reagan gave the clearest signal yet Libyan students enrolled in U.S. colleges and universities can tender. last week that he's thinking seriously about a second term. no longer take courses in "aviation maintenance, flight operations UM football has been on national television more times Nearly tossing his hat into the ring, Reagan told a small group and nuclear-related studies." linder Schnellenberger than any other coach. The recent deci­ of reporters on Tuesday that "you really can't in four years carry The recent order by the Immigration and Naturalization Serv­ sion by CBS Sports to televise this year's Notre Dame-Miami through programs that may be necessary." He added that one-term ice was "based upon a determination by the secretary of state that game from the Orange Bowl in prime time is a clear indica presidents "cause instability." aviation and nuclear-related training | of J foreign nationals in the tion that the television networks feel that Miami can be a vi­ For Reagan, of course, an equally important factor is rising , whose skills could be used by the government of able draw. popularity, buoyed recently by signs of economic upturn. The pres­ Libya, are detrimental to the security of the United States." ident is sure to benefit from the public sense that "the worst is There are more that 3,000 Libyans enrolled in American uni­ over," even if full recovery remains distant. versities and colleges. What will keep Schnellenbereer from getting the job is I amily interests often being pivotal, however, Reagan's even­ the fact that he has yet to capture his elusive goal of a na­ tual decision may hav. as much to do with wife Nancy"s career as tional championship. that of his own. Heie And Now When the Board of Trustees said that no individual Notably, in contrast to last year, when adverse publicity, her could hold the dual positions of head coach and athletic di­ father's death and an assassination attempt had disillusioned her, rector, it put Schnellenberger between a rock and a hard Mrs. Reagan is now hitting stride. Her recent television appearance place. on "Dif f'rent Strokes" was well-received as was a theatrical debut Schnellenberger is determined to bring Miami a number at the Kennedy Center last week. Friends say her confidence is A new means test: Next fall the nations 91,000 public school one team, but the only way he can do that is as head coach. fully restored. districts will be required to verify the incomes of families whose children receive free or reduced-priced meals. "She's a new person," said Nancy Reynold, longtime friend No one knows exactly how much fraud plagues the $3-billion and press aide to the Reagan family. lunch and breakfast program, but conservatives such as Sen. Jesse UM President Edward T. Foote has said that a small Indeed, it's possible that Mrs. Reagan will appear in other tele­ search committee comprised of university athletic and ad­ A. Helms (R-N.C.) estimate that the Agriculture Department re­ vision serials as well as theater or movie productions before the view could save $39 million per year. ministrative personnel will be formed to go on a search inside end of the president's term (her staff is sorting through numerous and outside the university for the best possible replacement. requests for the best political and professional options). If it is experience that UM will be looking for, then an They'll probably go to the ranch this summer and make the established athletic director from another major university is final re-election decision," said another family friend. Last chance: Women's groups have privately finalized strate­ the answer. gy for round three of the Equal Rights Amendment ratification All other factors being equal, Nancy's revived career could tip fight. If a nationally recognized figure is what the school is the scales when the decision is made. after, then it looks as if Fraser is the man to beat for the job. Lobbyists are counting on approval by the House this autumn, hearings in the Senate next spring, and a Senate vote during the summer of 1984. An aide to Democratic mayoral candidate Harold Washington Feminists wager that ERA will become a test issue in numer­ intends to hold John Deardourff, a GOP media consultant, responsi­ ous senatorial elections next year and force the GOP to revive the ble for polarizing the campaign in Chicago. Deardourff and his pro-amendment position it disavowed in 1980. If the hardball ap­ team of Washington-based media wizards developed the slo- proach backfires, however, it could kill ERA for good. gan,"Vote for Epton: Before It's Too Late" and other "racist insinu­ STAFF ations." Conditions are so tense, the Washington camp says, that it re­ cently ordered a private film crew out of a mostly-white northwest Food for Thought: The National Coalition on Television Vio­ The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during the regular academic lence recently cited NBC's "The A-Team" a_s TV's most violent se­ year, and is written and edited by undergraduate studenls ol Ihe University neighborhood. A group of local residents had threatened to damage ol Miami This publication does not necessarily represent the views and the crew's camera equipment. ries program for averaging 39 violent acts per hour. opinions ol the University's trustees, faculty, or administration 1982 by the University ot Miami 1983 by the University ol Miami s undergraduate Studenl Body Raising drinking age will affect UM

By EVELYN RODRIGUEZ 18, one can vote, marry without streets rather than within the I don't advocate the liberal Hurricane Editorial Hoard parental consent, be drafted and safe confines of the campus. approach of the Europeans nor HOWARD BURNS ADA M. PALLES otherwise be treated as an adult. More generally, the adult atmo­ do I applaud a return to Prohibi­ Editor ip Chief Business Manager However, one must be 19 to sphere of a disco is a better al­ tion. Nineteen is a reasonable The Florida legislature is have a beer. ternative than obtaining alco­ age limit, but to please everyone presently debating an issue This exception, however, is a holic beverages through 21- perhaps a compromise would be Managing Editor Charles Lavin which will either directly or in­ practical one. The cut-off age of year-old friends and taking "one the best alternative. News Editor Lourdes Fernandez directly affect every student at 19 keeps high school students for the road." Amending the bill so that it Associate News Editor Sally Spitz the University of Miami. (many whom are or know 18- Legislators, both pro and con, allows wine and beer at 19 Opinion Editor Amy Jacoves The controversial bill in ques­ year-olds) free from alcohol as are quick to spurt off figures (to while prohibiting hard liquor Entertainment Editor Steve Boyer tion is one proposing a raise in is enforceably possible. Presum­ their advantage) on just how until 21 would fulfill society's Associate Entertainment Editor Mark Linde the drinking age from 19 to 21 ably, high school graduates many alcohol-related accidents goals of reducing fatalities and Sports Editor Ronnie Ramos (bill #HB24). are attributable to "a few too Associate Sports Editor John Oudens should be a bit more mature still be fair to the vast majority Three years ago, the reform­ once they enter the college or manys" on young adults' part. of the 350,000 young adults Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer ers almost won, but intense lob­ Technical Director Charles Lavin career worlds. The number of statistics I have who are responsible, moderate bying by restaurant and bar gathered in the course of writ­ drinkers. Technical Assistant Ronnie Ramos owners held the increase in the Copy Editors Mark Linde. Besides, the question of the ing this column could intimidate Although many share my drinking age from 18 to 19. Evelyn Rodriguez contradictions of "adulthood," a computer. opinions and bicker amongst Photography Editor Stuart Bayer Earlier this year. Attorney the proposed bill would be detri­ I am wholeheartedly in favor themselves, little affirmative ac­ Assistant Photography Editor Jeff Gottlieb General Jim Smith recommend­ mental to the Florida economy. of reducing the grim statistics tion is being taken by students. Art Director Martica Baghdoian ed in his annual legislative re­ Pensacola restauranteur and associated with drunk drivers Why shouldn't legislators pass port that Florida raise its drink­ leading lobbyist. Bob Snow, and believe that the bill is of ad­ the bill when they meet with ing age. His suggestion was says that restaurants and bars mirable intent (note the word minimal resistance from the af­ Circulation Manager Dave Homan based upon statistics showing a stand to lose as much as $500 ntent). However, the proposed fected parties? Assistant Circulation Manager David Bova five percent decrease in fatal ac­ million with passage of the bill. means of achieving admirable Many students will be taken cidents for 18-year-olds as a re­ Tourism would also be ad­ ends is questionable. Classified Ads Manager Rory Pauli sult of the 1980 increase. by surprise on October 1 (the ef­ Production Manager Marc Cannon versely affected by vacationist The alcohol-related accident fective date if the bill passes) if Since his proposal, legislators, sistant Production Managar Roy Kobert irritation over the prohibitions. rate for drivers 21 through 25 they don't speak now. The Reg­ lobbyists and young adults have oduction Assistant Robort Kotonly For example, how many 19 and years of age is at least as bad as ulated Industries and Licensing been battling the pros and cons 20-year-olds will be boosting that of younger drivers. If sav­ Committee is discussing the bill of the proposal. mior Advisor Sharon Clark the Ft. Lauderdale economy if ing lives is the issue, then why now in Tallahassee. Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger However trite the cliche, "If the bill passes? not require seatbelts, enforce Show legislators today that Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts you're old enougu ..«; »o to war. Hitting home, the Rathskeller tougher drunk-driving laws and students are responsible drink­ you're old enough to drink" may most likely would close its SALES PERSONNEL Rov Kob<.t Rory Pauli Rene Rosen Rosen Schw,ir„ provide better driver and alco­ ers by being responsible citi­ be, it does bring out the ironic doors or suffer great financial hol abuse education in the zens. Send a letter or postcard OFFICE F_RS0NNEL Beeice Bernsteet-i iVeaQi_.e Duthelv Joan Feshec Jamile Munan elements of the controversy. losses. UM would be losing one schools. to: Rep. Robert Reynolds (chair­ Kenneth Pomeroy Inegriel Wilteams A legal minimum drinking of its major forms of entertain­ Education, in the long run, man), 334 HOB, Tallahassee, FL age is inconsistent with Flori­ ment. "nst Office Bo« 248132 will be only way to make prog­ 32301 or write our local Dist University Ot Miami da's definition of when a young Even more importantly, with ress because you can't change 117 representive, a known op­ Coral Gabtot, FL 33124 person is ready for the legal re­ passage of the bill, "tipsy" stu­ the way people act until you ponent to the bill, Tom Gallagh sponsibilities of adulthood. At dents would be out on the change the way people think. er, 300 HOB, TaUahassee, FL Frtday, April 8 1983 TH>_- MIAMI HURRICAU Financial aid Letters to the Editor at highest level Soviet Union plays 'black magic'

To The Editor. KGB's "Operation Brain Rot'' and Reader's Digest. He should "Almost everybody wants By MIKE JOHNS tion. was really directed to the egg- have particularly read John Bar­ peace and fears war. Therefore Hurricane Staff Cs_wad*l These tax bases are largely After reading the letter that headed liberals to make them ron's article in last October's by every conceivable means, the dependent on real estate, auto­ Professor Sharvy wrote in re­ think iogfcofly, It is only unfor­ Reader's Digest, entitled "The KGB plans and coordinates cam­ Second of a two part series mobile and applicance pur­ sponse to Mike Johns' article, 1 tunate that it has reached him. KGB's Magical War for Peace.'' paigns to persuade the public chases which are all sensitive to was appalled to know that a It appears that Professor Barron interviewed a former that whatever America does en­ Despite the Reagan Adminis­ interest rates and inflation to professor or an associate profes­ Sharvy has not been reading member of the KGB, who de­ dangers peace and that what­ tration's commitment to student decline further. This may be the sor could write such a senseless publications such as The Wall fected to the United States in ever the Soviet Union proposes higher education of nearly $65 purpose of the Reagan economic letter. street journal. Human Events, 1979, named Stanislav Aleksan- furthers peace ... a sort of billion in federally supported as­ recovery program. The real meaning of the Commenturs. Sational Review drovich I.evchenko. made-in-Moscow black magic." sistance presently at the highest Reduced inflation will also in­ Levchenko stated. point in American history, the crease the purchasing power of leftist United States Student As­ all education funds. For exam­ i nfortunately, many fall into sociation held a student lobby ple, the 3.5 percent reduction in this spell. day, March 1 in Washington, the Consumer Price Index from Smharvy's letter is for 'fools To translate an old Spanish D.C, against the 1983 budget of to 1981 means that the total saying: "Tell me with whom federal student aid. $181 billion in educational ex­ you han).: around with, and I'll tell you who you are." Well, the Information briefings were penditures will be worth $6.3 To The Editor: the columns, accuses Johns of to question his place in post-sec­ freeze movement is dominated mass-distributed to students, billion more than if inflation had being "of the international athe­ ondary education. with liberals, but not just liber­ but were full of inaccuracies persisted at Carter's 12.4 per­ istic criminal communist con­ Associate Professor Richard Sharvy amusingly suggests als — bul people that belong to about the budget reductions to cent rate. \ spiracy." Sharvy is obviously a stone's that if people paid attention to the Communist Party, U.S.A. student aid. Each percentage point reduc­ throw away from having ade­ If communism claims Johns, Johns, "we would have a com­ 1 Here are the facts compiled tion in inflation adds over $1.8 quate reading comprehension no doubt it claims us all. To my plete collapse of our American Professor Sharvy should take from the most recent reports billion in purchasing power to skills. Either this, or his April knowledge there are few colum­ democracy." Mike Johns, on the ea look at the roster of the World from the Foundation for Eco­ education funds. The responsi­ 5th letter to the editor was in­ nists in America more anti-com­ contrary, has strongly stood, Ipeace Council, which has names nomic Assistance and the Gen­ ble Reagan economic program tended for the Hurricane's April munistic than Johns. Sharvy, no stands, and, I assume, will stand that are associated not only eral Accounting Office. has conquered inflation and has Fool's edition. doubt, would also accuse Lassie for democracy through a free with the Communist Party, • In 1981. $65 billion was thus helped students in colleges U.S.A., but such organizations After reading Mike Johns' of being a member of the KGB. market and individual liberty. spent on post-secondary educa­ and universities. as the Young Workers Libera­ two excellently written articles Using such proficient diction On the other hand. Sharvy, as tion assistance, the largest in The State Student Incentive tion League, Veceremo Brigade, which blasted Soviet imperial­ as "dupe" to describe Johns, evidenced by his letter to the ed­ the history of financial aid. Grant Program is the only aid and the U.S. Student Assocation. ism and inhumanities, commu­ Sharvy expresses one aspect of itor condemning Johns, stands • Of the $65 billion total aid program proposed for elimina­ nist ideology, and the Soviet's his character to the reader. Not for political and intellectual in­ I think that Sharvy should re- to students, the 1983 budget tion. This program has been suc­ manipulation of the peace move­ only is he a political "dupe," but sufficiencies. check his facts proposed includes reducing. cessful in accomplishing its in­ ment to their advantage, Shar­ his deficiency of command over • The administration's 1983 tended objective — stimulating vy, completely contradictory to the English language forces us David B. Goldstein Lisa Gonzalez proposal includes $4.5 billion in the development of state-level, direct student loans — an in­ need-based grant programs. crease of over 10.000 percent All 57 eligible states and ter­ LSAT-GMAT-MCAT-GRE from 1960. ritories now have such pro­ Live Lectures &/'or Video Taped Reviews The $200 million reduction in grams and federal funding is no federal spending to college stu­ longer needed. 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By HOLLY GLEASON Hurricane Staff Wn ter Last Wednesday, the group stopped in at MTV where they modeled t-shirts, "and cut them up with scissors," added Grey with a wry smile. Modern English is not an angry band. At least they didn't seem angry, Modern English is definitely becoming more visible in this country. sipping Heinekens backstage after their third concert stateside at the Hal­ Recently, they were having dinner in an Italian restaurant, and the entire landale Agora last Sunday night. "We like Americans 'cause they like us," room began singing f Melt With You. says Steve Walker, the band's keyboard player. If that seems unreal, at the group's Daytona concert a fan got a little Then how do they explain the current trend with English bands, the too excited. "This girl got onstage and took her trousers off," Grey said, rash of ill feelings towards Americans which is so prevalent. "A lot of shaking his head. "It was really unbelievable, but no one thought anything bands get caught up in what they do," surmised lead singer Robbie Grey. of it." "We try to stay on the inside and not take it too seriously." The band members all live together in a house in London. On their "We do take our music seriously," guitarist Mick Conroy continues. free time they go see Carnation Street, a band that they say has been "They want to come across as being artists, and they're no different than around England for a long time. Modern English is still very much unaf­ anyone else." So say the members of Modern English, one of the most suc­ fected by their success. cessful English imports of the year. But it hasn't always included heavy ro­ Nowhere is this more apparent than onstage. Grey is one of the most tation on MTV. personable English frontmen going. So many bands are so worried about After two tours and a modicum of success in . Belgium, France being cool that they regard smiling as unprofessional. Here is a new group, and Germany, the band decided to produce a video. "We did the video be- a band which has been tagged "progressive," and they all look happy. case we thought the song |f Melt With You] wis great and wanted it to be Opening the Agora show with Rainbow Ends, Modern English quick­ a pop hit,' Grey says, leaning back in his chait ly showed that their appeal is heavily anchored in capturing melodies and "We did it really cheaply in a basement in London," he continues. "It heavy rhythms. -Perhaps there's not enough diversity to their songs yet, was our concept. We hadn't got much money, so we hit the basement with but that will come in time. a couple of dancers." I Someone's Calling is slated as the band's next single, having, played But that was well after the group's debut albudL After the Snow, was very well in concert. Drummer Rich Brown has an insatiable drive and Zadora made South Florida appearance released throughout Europe, and although it would \>e a year before After plays hard all night long, providing a strong backbone for Modem Eng­ the Snow would be released in America, import copies would find their lish's hook-like . way to college radio stations. "College radio really started us along," Con­ The aqua lighting for After The Snow, providing a change of seasons roy said, "along with our management company. Side One." effect, was nice; Tables Turning was another standout from the After The Pia making mark Describing the group's sound isn't the easiest task, either. Extremely Snow LP. energetic and highly melodic, the sound is almost a throwback to the '60s. Sitting on the drum riser during Spin Me Round, Grey looked surpris­ But as Conroy is quick to point out. "We're not progressive and we're not ingly like a teen idol. This image is a considerable contrast to the group's By ROBERT KOTONLY Do you prefer acting, record- '60s. It's really difficult to tag our music." MTV video (which makes them look a trifle more threatening). and Q• ing or performing in night Self described "working class kids from England." Modern English Life in The Gladhouse began with a drum solo which turned into a RORY PAULL clubs? has been together for four years. Before that, well, they really were just rhythm section free-for-all. Gary McDowell added some of his gutsiest Hurricane Staff Writers like the rest of us. guitar work of the evening to make the song come across with even more The pulsating lights and sounds Actually I enjoy them and "We all had pretty mundane jobs," Gray explained. "Factory work­ power than the recorded version. of the new Manhattan Club were A• every other facet of the busi­ ers, record store employees, students ... but we're all from a really small The evening's final encore. Sixteen Days, was another driving rocker. the perfect match for the talents of ness I can attempt. 1 love singing town called Colchester, so we knew each other. When punk happened, we With it's unrelenting beat, this was probably the most urgent song of the the vivacious Pia Zadora last Friday and acting and I have blended those joined together. show. night. The capacity crowd danced talents in my musical-comedy-thea­ Conroy picked up. "We couldn't play our instruments, but we always If Sixteen Days was the most urgent, the biggest crowd pleaser to the exciting sounds . tre career. I feel my 20 years in had melodies. They (instruments] were all brought out later." would have to be f Melt With You. Calling it a "Love song for 1983," Grey Zadora burst onto the stage after theatre in such productions as Ap The boys have a lot of say in their career, just like their songwriting, wasted no time launching right into it. Singing from the far corners of the the anticipatory video of The Clap­ plause and Dames at Sea have which is a truly democratic endeavour. "Normally by the time we get to stage, Grey got the crowd to dance and to dance hard. ping Song. Dressed in an eye-catch­ trained me well for anything to the end of a song," Conroy says, "we've all done our share." For only having performed three shows in the U.S., Modern English ing, white mini-skirt, she immedi­ come. I was in the original Broad­ Modern English will be in America for three to six months, and displayed a great deal of enthusiasm. It will be interesting to see how the ately began her seduction of the way cast of Fiddler on the Roof as they're guaranteed to be hectic ones. A video shoot is scheduled for later group is at tour's end, because three to six months of steady touring is captive audience. Zadora's appeal is Tevye's youngest daughter. Per­ this month in Los Angeles, and there's always an album in the works. bound to tighten them up drastically. sensual, and she capitalizes on that forming, recording, acting — I love fact through her song selection, them all. wardrobe and outward appeal. 4 Zadora's song repertoire was sur­ What are your plans for the Human chess match highlights fayre' prisingly varied, including rendi­ Q immediate future? tions of Natalie Cole's Someone That f Used to Love, Judy Garland's Right now I'm really hungry By CHRIS WUERTHNER Renaissance Guild Foundation. And this one had its obvious highlights. The coup de jour was the human The Man That Got Away, and selec­ A• and I'm going to get some­ Hurricane Staff Writer all the activities surrounding the They were the jousting and the chess match, which pitted two tions from her forthcoming album thing to eat. But seriously, I'm fin­ onlookers were exhibits by these human chess game. The first con­ rivals in a life-size battle for the Her strong and forceful delivery ishing my promotional tour for The Timewarp. Jousters gathered enthusiasts from the past. sisted of exhibitions of considerable crown. Each had his own "chess was a surprise for many, who pre­ Clapping Song in New York and speed and crashed together with Wandering leisurely around the human skill. Spear throwing was army," which met upon a large viously thought she was merely a Boston. My new album will feature upraised spears. Damsels gave their fair, one could see and experience one such event, with riders at a full checkerboard. Each king sent his good-looker with minimal talent. a pretty duet with Billy Preston colors to their knights to wear into the entertainment that the citizens gallop slinging pointed shafts at a human pieces out to counter the She proved them wrong with her called In You I Found Me. I'm plan­ combat. Spectators cheered and of the Renaissance enjoyed many target. Also, in a show requiring a other's move. Each piece fought and style and grace throughout the per­ ning a TV special for the near fu­ vendors sold treats to the crowd. years ago. One might see a mime great deal of coordination, the "died" at the command of his king formance. ture also. And of course, there were the tradi­ performing in the middle of the riders had to snatch a ring with a The objective was, of course, to es­ Her new Name Game will surely tional women of, ahem, negotiable green. Jugglers tossed burning lance. tablish checkmate. be a successful follow-up to The How and where did your ca- virtue. torches with casual ease. Musicians Finally the knights entered and The battles were marvelously Clapping Song. The title track was Q• reer begin, and are you happy Had a hole In time formed? Was played throughout t_e day on a va­ proceeded to charge at one anoth­ choreographed. They had to be, recently voted by D.J.'s across the with the direction it has taken? this the set of a Hollywood medie­ riety of instruments, and not just er's shields with pointed lances. since the weapons being wielded country as the most requested val film? your ordinary with guitar ac- Fortunataly the weapons were of weren't rubber or plastic, rather dance hit in their clubs. lt all started in my hometown None of the above. Rather, this companiement. Replicas of the orig­ the breakaway-type, and the idea steel. Swords clashed together, A• of Hoboken, N.J. I was a shy was the sixth annual Renaissance inals were used. was to snap them off, not unhorse staffs struck spears, maces crashed Caught after the Manhattan girl who attended a parochial Fayre, sponsored by the Florida But as happens with any event. the rider. against shields. It could have been show, the gracious and bubbly Za­ school. I was so shy that the nuns dangerous, but wasn't since the dora granted the Hurricane an encouraged me to break out of my spirit of the day was one of fun and interview. shell and develop my acting ability adventure. With a Golden Globe Award So off I went to the American Carni Gras chairperson elected Aye, and that it was; a fun and Academy of Dramatic Arts in New unhurried afternoon at Crandon Q• under your belt for your cine­ matic debut in Butterfly, will you be York. There I was discovered by By JOE R. VIDUEIRA Greenspan is planning to inform the are much appreciated, and that vol­ Gardens on Key Biscayne. King Burgess Meredith, who put me in Hurricane Staff Writer organizations on how sponsors can unteering is the first step to work­ Henry the VIII and Anne Boylen continuing your movie career? be sought out. This way, campus his new Broadway show, Midge ing in a committee. even mingled with the peasants, got. Yes. On September 30, 1983, Pervt's. From there, the rest is histo­ Carni Gras '84 is already being organizations won't have to spend Carni Gras '84 will take place married, and enjoyed the spectacle planned out. This was one of the as much money and will be able to A• my new movie. The Lonely ry during the month of February. Any­ The Renaissance Fayre can be ex­ Lady by Harold Robbins, opens na­ At 26, I've accomplished a great revelations made by Sharra Green­ keep a higher percentage of their one interested in helping out can perienced again on the next two span. Carni Gras chairperson, when intakes. tionwide. It's the story of a woman deal and gotten into a lot of trouble call 284-3578 for further informa­ weekends, April 9-10 and 16-17, writer's struggle for fame in Holly­ along the way. I'm very happy with I spoke to her Wednesday about her Greenspan says that volunteers tion. from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Take the day new post. wood. I love making films and hope my career. I only wish I had more off, bring friends and enjoy the day. to do many more. Greenspan said that, although her time to do other things. committee members have not yet been chosen (all students can apply), important steps are already being taken to make Carni Gras '84 the best ever. "We just want to make little im­ provements." she said, "because this year's Carni Gras was already superior " Although it is too early for the announcement of any specific ideas, Greenspan said that she is searching for ways of making the community more involved in the event. "We are trying for increased publicity on radio and television and better coverage. We are also looking to make changes in the aca­ demic tent in order to increase com­ munity involvement." She also mentioned the possibili­ ty that Carni Gras '84 will be held on an alternate location. This is being considered because this year's Carni Gras produced some criti­ cized intramural field deterioration. If the event is held on campus again, as is most probable, field pro­ tection will be a top priority. One of the main goals for next year will be to "help the different organizations involved maximize Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTLIEB their profits." For this reason, Greenspan John 'Dr. Dirtf Valby Saturday By MARGARET WATSON will be appearing for two shows, will be sponsoring a Salsa Dance Hurricane Stall U'neVr one at 8:30 p.m. and another at Night on Tuesday. 10:30 p.m. The Rathskeller will be hosting The University of Miami Raths­ Valby, a Buffalo native, appeared "The Dating Game" in the not too keller has a big week planned filled at the Rathskeller last year and was di^Uint future. Sign-up sheets will with music, comedy, dance and a hit with UM students. Despite be available soon in the Breezeway movies. controversy over some strong lan­ and Rathskeller office. Starting at 9 p.m. and rocking guage used by the night club sing­ An appearance of night club sing­ until midnight, the Rathskeller will er-songwriter, students enjoyed him er Sylvia Bennet will also be an up­ be hosting "VEXII." a rock and roll tremendously. Get there early be­ coming event at the Rathskeller. band. cause standing room only is expect­ Upcoming movies to look for are Comedian John Valby will take ed. Midnight Express and the Three the.spotlight Saturday, April 9, in The Council of International Stu­ Stooges Film Festivals. Moe, Larry, his second performance at UM. He dents and Organizations (COISO) Curly and friends beware! 'Paper Chase' at Lounge tonight

By CHRIS WUERTHNER chase for the almighty Law School Diploma. It's the Hurricane Staff Wnlcr film that John Houseman (Smith/Barney) is famous for. and rightly so; his performance as the intimidating Some movies refuse to die — for all the right rea­ Professor Kingsfield is terrifingly perfect. Meejmi Hurricane/Jhhf GOTTLIEB sons. The themes and the performers impart a kind of The movie was later translated into a superb, if The legendary Pavarotti imfhortality to them Such is this Friday's Flick: The short-lived TV series But even after cancellation. PBS Paper Chase bought the episodes and played them again And now the cable network Showtime has reportly made new Famed opera singer Luciano Pavarotti will be appearing in Un Ballo in Maschera The movie's subject was rather basic: the exploits episodes to be shown in the future. (A Masked Ball) next Monday and Wednesday at the Dade County Auditorium. of a first year law student, portrayed by Timothy Bot­ This Friday at 8 p.m , the movie that started all this Pictured here at Miami International Airport, Pavarotti's performances including toms. What made it different was the power of the per­ can be seen in the International Lounge. Attendance is two nights in Miami Beach, have been sold out for weeks. formances and the intimate detail of the struggle and recommended; for law students, it's mandatary

' ______• ______• KiOay, April 6. 1963 iMfc MeAMi HUrlHiCANE P>*0* 9 Adams plays rock like it's meant to be all, a simple rock and roll album The only guest is l.ou Gramm (from foreigner) on background vocals Records Otherwise, Adams relies on an especially tight and more than competent band to back up his voice and guitar. Cuts Like a Knife Lyrically, Adams doesn't reach for earth-shattering truths. Instead, he deals with emotions that come from his heart Though some might regard Bryan Adams his subject matter as trite, he handles the material with respect enough to make it work A&M Innovations may come and go. but anyone perpetrating this kind of rock and roll will always be a well-regarded breath of freshness. Hopeful­ Canadian music, eh? It's increasingly been making waves on U.S. ly all the attention which is being accorded this Canadian won't hurt him charts over the last few years. Twenty-three-year-old Bryan Adams is one After all, aren't we all just a little sick of ? of Canada's best kept secrets, but his latest album. Cuts Like a Knife, Though the two have very little in common, both are the victims of threatens to let the cat out of the bag. potential media over-kill. If you're tired of the title track, buy the album; A prime contender for Male Vocalist of the Year at the Juno Awards with its special price, it's got to be the heat value in music this year. (Canada's equivalent of the Grammies), Adams is shades of John Cougar - HOLLY GLEASON with a good deal more boyish charm. He's not doing anything new, just playing stripped-down rock and roll and playing it very well. By now everyone must be familiar with the album's title track. It's a spunky song embellished with ear-catching na- nana's. Driving, then hushed, then intense again, it's a heartbreak song played to the hilt. Take Me Back is a biting rocker with a twist. Despite the look of the title, this is a song where the female in question is asking for a second chance. The drums kick you in the chest and the guitars cut you to the quick; yes, this is what rock and roll is all about. Of course what makes Adam's brand of rock and roll so appealing is that even in its hardest moments, the melody reaches out and grabs you. Adams understands contrasts and plays hushed vocals over a solid drum track. The album's other straight-ahead rocker is the cut which opens side two, I'm Ready. It sounds vaguely reminiscent of the Babys, as Adams rasps I'm ready/Ready as I'm gonna be .. . The album's other throwback is a thing called Let Him Know. It's a cross between the rhythms and chord structures of the Beatles, with har­ monies a la Beachboys. It makes for a fun, although somewhat mundane cut. The Only One and What's It Gonna Be are somewhat sugary rockers. Though they're sweet, they still have more guts than the bulk of rock being produced commercially today. Unlike most all-out rockers, Adams has a knack for turning out pretty ballads. And although not a balladeer, Adams also manages a sensitive heartfelt rendering. Straight From The Heart could be a schoolboy song of unrequited love. With his heart on his sleeve, he pledges to wait for the one he's loved who has gone if she tells him, "straight from the heart." The delivery makes believers of us all because of its earnestness. This is no little boy. It's a grown man who convinces the listener that his feelings are real. The other unqualified ballad is The Besl Was Yet to Come. This song finds Adams mourning a lover who left him for success. The first song may have been delivered over an acoustic piano, but a is em­ ployed here for an overall angelic effect. An extremely strong album from a relatively young artist, Cuts Like a Bryan Adams is letting his secret out of the bag Knife ought to continue stacking up the accolades it deserves. It is, after 'Blue Skies' screening Monday By CHRIS WUERTHNER successful romantic comedy House telligent; Mimi Rogers filled that re­ who could act, and act well. Hurricane Staff Wrilrr Calls, which starred Walter Mat­ quest. thau and Glenda Jackson. The difficult part came in finding Blue Skies Again will be shown Romantic movies with a comedic Casting the film was difficult in an actress who could both play ball in a free screening by Warner Bros, touch are popular, not only with the some areas, but not in others. The and act; not an easy task. Unfortu­ on Monday at 8:30 at the Beaumont public but with producers. And a producers had Harry Hamlin in nately, the girls who could act Cinema. Tickets will be available sure sign that summer is on its way mind for the role of Sandy Menden- couldn't handle the sports. So.the beginning today at the Hurricane is the plethora of films that emerge hall, after seeing him in such films producers flew to Florida and at­ office, room 221 of the Student shortly before the season as Movie, Movie and Making Love. tended a major inter-collegiate Union. There's a limited number Blue Skies Again falls into this For the part of Liz West they women's softball tournament. available (125), so don't wait. Grab genre, but also plays at another looked for someone elegant and in­ There they discovered Robyn Barto a ticket and head for the ball game level as well. It's the story of 18- year old high school graduate Paula Kradkin (Robyn Barto) who has a considerable talent and love for the grand old game of baseball. She has a burning desire to play for a major league team Enough so that she gets an agent Liz West (Mimi West) — who has Ihe same kind of energy — and gets her a position with the major league Denver Devils. But that leads to complication for both women. Liz Is attracted to the playboy owner of the Devils, Sandy Men- denhall (Harry Hamlin), who is a bit of a chauvanist. Which makes the realiztion of the attraction they feel for one another difficult. On the other front, Paula has to contend with the archaic attitudes of the pro-ball players who aren't exactly thrilled having a woman on the team. Both women are used to having things just fall their way; now its become a struggle. Producers Alex Winitsky and Ar­ lene Sellers aren't new to the film industry. They produced the very 'New girl on the block' prepares for her turn at bat

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By DEBBY MILLER But through honking Boston voice you can't believe it"; and Twenty-four-year-old Dele tion, MlSeting Persons haven't been "1 cut it up," Dale .adds, ".stapled l?*l Rolling Stow vowels. Dale Bozzie. the comely about how she recently was called a wears bikini tops made of clear- a hit with the critical set, primarily it, punched holes in it and tied It to­ centerpiece of Missing Persons, "punk Joan Rivers" — "Anything plastic bubbles with plastic-tubing because they appear to trade on gether." She now has some fifty There is more Gracie Allen to this comes on like Gracie the chatter­ that's blond that walks and talks, straps, and uses cut-up posters or Dale's sex appeal and offer preten­ pairs of her Wzarre bikinis .tod girl than meets the eye. What meets box. Sitting at a table in Captain I've been compared to." records for her tiny bottoms. It was tious but featherweight lyrics someone to construct them from the eye is the hair: Mamie Van Frank's, a wonderful, stuck-in-the- But Dale is not as ditsy as the Dale's body, plastered on the cover ("What are words for/When no one her own designs. Doren with her finger in a socket, Fifties Cleveland restaurant at the great Gracie or as ribald as Joan of the band's homemade and self- listens anymore"). It was at the Whisky show that rach strand leaping into an excla­ edge of a Lake Erie pier. Dale talks Rivers. Nor is she as lewd as distributed first EP. that proabably But Dale and Terry are quick to Terry, "taking a cue from Fellini," mation point. And a big shock of about how she once worked as a Wendy O. Williams, the Plasmatics' caught radio programmers' eyes deliver a cockeyed optimist's de­ suited covering the stage with hot pink spewing out of the milky Playboy Club waitress "to make randy leader, to whom she is moat back in 1981. But it's her band's fense. "I think the only people who enormous white plastic sheets, to tresses, like she bumped into some­ enough money to procure my ambi­ often compared, because she fronts smart musical formula that has don't like us are the lowlifes. who get away from the music-store-wln- body with a cone of cotton candy tions": about her cat. Hopscotch, her L.A.-based group with a strong turned them into a Top Forty band may be related to the destructive dow look of most club stages. He nnd a wad stuck in her locks who is "so in tonalitv with mv emphasis on her scanty costumes with a gold debut album. Spring punk thing, or people who relate to also designs ull tower* of alumi­ Session M. things that are so esoteric they num or fluorescent tubes that sit Missing Persons set pop melodies don't capture the mainstream," says sculpturally at center state. "We against the textures of synthesizer Terry. have to keep outdoing ourselves.' Townshend LP imaginative music, rocking their songs as hard "If they don't like us. they don't he says. as a guitar-heavy band and laying know us." says the ever-positive Dale had outdone herself earlier Percy Sledge Percy! (Monu­ Loudon Wainwright 111: Fame on Dale's quirky, hiccuping vocals. Dale, whose seventy-three-year-old that evening, when Missing Persons By DAVE MARSH father once cried admiringly played one of Cleveland's most pop­ 19*3 Rolling Slom- ment). And Wealth (Rounder). Insirumentally as modern as the The veteran soul singer's first I'm generally not much in favor Cars or Devo, with a side dish of through their whole show. ular clubs, the Agora. Plagued by of the current pop cult of failure, Lene Lovich. the group is led by The band's message is pretty sim­ technical problems, the show plod­ Pete Townshend: Scoop (Atco). album in six years shows him doing what he does best — inevitably, but Wainwright is so funny about Dale, her husband Terry, formerly a ple. "We feel a responsibility as ded along with repairs and adjust Superficially, this two-record set his hostility to success (i.e., never drummer with and songwriters not to lead the young menu between songs. A mike was of Pete Townshend's odds and ends since Sledge really only does one thing. But that thing — singing cheats by indicating that he with U.K., and guitarist Warren kids into drugs, like we were led in dead. The lights went out. A dour from his demos doesn't look like wouldn't welcome a broader audi­ Ouccurullo. also late of Zappa's the Sixties," says thirty-two-year- Warren Cuccunillo was fuming be­ much But Who fans know that midtempo, countryish blues tear- jerkers — he does as well as anyone ence), that he wins me over, folksie band. Supplying the hip, electronic old . "Not to clobber cause his guitar strap kept coming Townshend is at his most relaxed mannerisms and all. Westchester sound are a classically trained pian­ them with political stuff, and not to undone. and inventive working alone in one in history. The highlights here are Johnny County is an effortless version of ist, Chuck Wild, and another ex- lead them into anarchy or stupid But Dale was resolute. "I can't or another of his home studios. what Randy Newman failed to say Zappa bandmate, bassist Patrick things like devil worship. give up," she says. 'Once we get out Scoop is a random selection, with Cash's / Still Miss Someone, and Bring Your Lovin' To Me. a perfect on The Blues. The Grammy Song is O'Hearn. "All we want to do is give people there.it's almost a matter of con­ a few well-known Who songs (Bar­ the proof of the pudding an uplifting entertainment experi­ quering a new place. We have an gain, Behind Blue Eyes. S^jucrrP1 Alabama soul arrangement. Person "Computer-generated sounds are ality is probably the closest Sledge a whole other world." says Wild of ence." Terry continues. "Because obligation to fulfill, which Is deliv­ box, Love Reign O'er Me), a few life ia tough. People at large need ering live what we do on the radio, more obscure ones (Circles. So Sad has ever come to a convincing up­ • 19*1 Rolling Stone Magazine thst bv UM the ultramodern computers and di­ tempo number. Angeles Times Syndicate gital synthesizers the band is begin­ us. You need art. You need to look just as good if not better." What About Vs). and a great deal of at some ting beautiful each day. And was delivered in Cleveland was music that has never made it to the ning to experiment with. "You can sample an acoustic sound, like the what wefre doing is in that direc­ worse, unfortunately, but the audi­ group's LPs, or even Pete's own tion." ence was still humming their songs solo records sound of clapping your hands, and then you could mix it with an elec­ The Bozzios have thought from long after the band left the sUge. The highlight is a version of The tric sound, using the computer. The the strt that visually they ought to That's because Muzak-like rendi­ Magic Bus which is Bo Diddley computer samples it. then makes It deliver something extra to their au­ tions of all the Missing Persons gone to rock and roll heaven, but ail available across the whole range of dience. "We were going to play the songs were filling the Agora; a sort of this is listenable. suprising and a keyboard." Whisky a Go Go. to headline," of calypso version of Words, a hi­ imaginative That is everything re­ O'Hearn and Wild are hoping to Terry begins. "It was our biggest lariously jazzy spin through Walk­ cent Who discs have not been open up a new range of sounds with gig to date. Pretty much in L.A . ing in L.A" a Liberaces-esque Win­ the computer, and Cuccunillo is we'd gone from one divey club to dows and an impressive barber­ The Yardbirds (Epic). getting a michrochip for his guitar the next, up the little ladder you shop-quartet translation of Bad I've never been a big fan of this Terry Bozzio has already gone elec­ have to go up to get to the top. So Streets. primordial English blues and psy­ tronic, with syn drums and a Linn we had to do the Whisky. And "It's a subliminal, brainwashing chadelic band, but there's no disput­ drum macine. And Dale? "Scon we're sitting in the living room, and uctic," says Terry, laughing, "to ing how fine this reissue of their we'll have part of her brain re­ Dale's going, 'God, what am I going make everyone go home singing the first album is. Not only does it in­ moved and put a microprocessor in to wear?' So there was a poster on melodies." the wall, and Dale says. 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By BARRY LEFFLER in the fifth and gave up a third, scored three runs, and chased Miami added three in the seventh Hurricane Stafl Writer in the sixth to Vince Riva, giving Bauer Oeit of the game. and Stetson scored once in the S.etson a 5-1 lead. Camilio Pascual came in and got eighth. DELAND. Fla — The University Miami mounted a comeback in out of the inning without further The Hurricanes' bats remained of Miami baseball team took of the ninth, but fell one run short. damage. UM came right back in the hot on Wednesday as they coasted threee games from Stetson on Tues­ With one out, Frank Russo singled fourth and added three runs to tie to a 14-6 win. day and Wednesday and claimed and Javier Velazquez homered to the score. Both teams exploded in the sec­ the school's 1000th victory. The bring Miami within two. Lorenzo walked with the baes ond inning. UM scored eight runs school's all-time record is now Darrin Mandel singled and Kevin loaded, bringing home Lane, who on six hits and sent 12 batters to the 1000-423-13 (.694 winning percent­ ' Carter came in to run for him. Al had also walked. After two strike plate. Mandel hit a three-run age) in 39 years. Lorenzo doubled home Carter, but outs, Velazquez scored on a passed homer, his second of the series, and The Hurricanes split a - Bill Wrona popped up to the short­ ball and Mitch Seaone hit an infield Lane singled twice in the inning to header on Tuesday and rolled to the stop to end the game. single to score Mandel. pace the Hurricanes attack. school's 1000th win on Wednesday. The UM bats came alive in the Stetson kept the pressure on Stetson scored six times in their Stetson took the first game of the second game as the Hurricanes ex­ Miami as they scored in the fourth half of the inning, as they knocked doubleheader, 5-4, as Stetson pitch­ ploded for 14 hits en route to a 15-8 inning off Pascual. Dave Eichhorn starter Kevin Smith out after l'/i er Mike Ullina held UM to only victory. came in with one out and two men innings of work. Dan Davies came three hits through the first eight in­ The game began as a see-saw on base and got Wayne Walker to in and pitched to two batters before nings. battle, with each team scoring al­ ground into a double play. Danny Smith came in to close the The Stetson batters, meanwhile, most at will. Eichhorn (8-1) then took over. He door. got to UM pitcher Rob Souza for Miami scored once in the (irst in­ pitched 3% innings of no-hit ball, Smith'pitched _*•_ innings and al­ four runs in the fourth Inning. It ning without getting a hit, but Stet­ allowed only one walk, and retired lowed only two hits and Eichhorn was Souza's first loss of the year. son came back with three runs in 10 of the 11 men he faced. He came on two pitch the last three In­ He is now 7-1. the second off starter Mark Bauer. picked up the win, his fifth in as nings and allowed only one hit. Miami managed only one run be­ Miami tied the score at 3-3 when many appearances. UM added four runs in the fifth, fore the ninth inning, that coming they scored twice in the third, Miami went on top to stay in the and two in the seventh, keyed by when Darrin Mandel hit a home run keyed by Wrona's two-run double. sixth inning when they scored six Russo's second double of the day In the fifth inning. But Stetson wasn't through yet. runs. Seaone and Mandel each hit a and Lorenzo's fifth home run of the Danny Smith came in for Souza They came back in their half of the two-run double in the inning. year. Griffin undergoes surgery

By JOHN OUDENS Monday, Griffin said, doctors Hurricane Associate .Sporti Editor performed what started out as ex­ ploratory surgery. When they saw The closest that Miami pitcher that the kidney was infected and Pat Griffin came to the Hurricanes' shut down, however, they decided game at DeLand Tuesday afternoon to remove it. was WVUM's radio broadcast. He Scavo and the UM coaches, still listened to it from his bed on the on the road with the baseball team, Lorenzo's home run paced UM's 1000th school victo­ fourth floor of Doctors Hospital. could not be reached for comment. ry Griffin, a senior righthander with However, Associate Head Coach a 5-1 record, had undergone sur­ Skip Bertman said in a telephone gery the day before. Doctors had re­ interview the night before the sur­ moved his infected right kidney. gery that even the removal of a kid­ Griffin will be coming home ney wouldn't necessarily end any UM finishes 20th, from the hospital sometime next hopes of Griffin pitching — either week. His return to the team, ac­ in college or in the pros. cording to Sports Information Di­ "The prognosis is good," he said. but freshmen shine rector Ron Steiner, could take any­ "Vou can function just fine with where from a month to three one working kidney. There arc pro­ months. fessional ballplayers with only one By RONNIE RAMOS Austin and Richard Etscorn, and the And while nobody is saying flat kidney." out that Griffin is sure to regain Hurricane Sports Ediior sophomore is Ed Weber. One of those players, Steiner Woody Austin was the low golfer every bit of his pitching ability, the odds are in his favor. pointed out, is former Hurricane The University of Miami for UM at the Southeastern Invita­ Eddie Escribano, a righthanded team continues to struggle as a tional and has been consistent all Griffin's trouble began March 25, pitcher who posted a 17-3 record team, but several newcomers have semester. He was tied for low at the when he missed his scheduled start with Miami from 1979 through played well and have been the Seminole Invitational and the Imp.- against South Florida after becon- 1982. Escribano is currently pitch­ bright spot of the season. rialakes Tournament and was sec­ ing violently sick. ing for the Texas Rangers' farm Tbe Hurricanes finished 20th in ond in the Gator Invitational. "I felt awful." Griffin said. "1 club in Phoenix, Ariz. the 24-team United Surgical Steel His stroke average of 75.18 for was up all night throwing up." Intercollegiate Invitational Tourna­ the year is the team's low. At first, he thought he had come Griffin, who transferred to UM ment this past week at Rolling Hills Weber is second on the team down with a virus — or, perhaps, from Southern Illinois after SIU Golf Course in Montgomery, Ala. with a 76.11 average and was tied he was feeling the effects of food dropped its baseball program, didn't Ohio sute won the tournament with Austin as the low UM golfer at poisoning. Team trainer Vinny discuss his chances of returning. He with a six-over 870, followed by Imperialakes. He finished third at Scavo suggested he get himself said that he would simply have to Alabama (877), Georgia (878) and the Southeastern Invitational. checked out at the hospital. wait until after he's recovered from Clemson (887). Miami finished with Etscorn, who finished second at Griffin checked into Doctors Hos­ surgery. a team total of 920. the Southeastern Invitational, is pital March 26. Last week it was "I've got to see how it comes determined that his problem was along," he said. "I have to worry "We were disappointed with the fifth on the team in average at Miami Hurricane/SUSAN WALKFR outcome," Coach Norm Parsons 77.08. some kind of infection in or around about my health first. Then I can said. The Hurricanes are fighting to The three will return next year, his right kidney. worry about pitching again." Griffin will be out for at least a month, maybe three • qualify for a spot in the NCAA fi­ along with Nathaniel Crosby, the nals. U.S. Amateur Champion. Crosby They are competing against other was red-shirted this year. This teams from the Southern Regional, gives Parsons the basis for a poten­ most of which were at this tourna­ tially excellent team next year. Cooper's speed impressed scouts ment. "We didn't beat the teams we UM scores: had to beat," Parsons said. Woody Austin — 77-75-74, 226; "The encouraging point Is that Richard Etscorn — 81-72-78, 231- By RONNIE RAMOS er was considered a middle-round to the first three games of the 1982 was a little more upper body the three low players we had were Ed Weber — 79-81-74, 234; Todd Hurricane Sports Editor draft choice by most pro scouts. season. The other UM players thus strength two freshmen and a sophomore." Roberts — 79-79-76, 234; Evan Scouts knew Cooper (6-5, 250 had a chance to play before scouts Since then. Cooper has gone from The two freshmen are Woody Schiuer —81-77-77, 235. Editor's note: This three-part se­ pounds) was big and strong (he that otherwise might not have been 250 pounds to 2G0 pounds and has ries will focus on senior Mark Coop­ bench-presses 415 pounds), but the there. increased his bench press from -115 er's path to professional football. scouts weren't willing to rate him After Kelly's season was ended pounds to 450 pounds. Part one will deal with USFL nego­ top-rounds material. Not yet, any­ by a shoulder injury, though, most The New Jersey Generals of the National TV audience tiations. way. scouts went elsewhere. United States Football League were He might have been rated higher A week after the season ended, sufficiently impressed. They draft­ When the 1982 football season if Jim Kelly were still quarterback. there was a "Pro Day" at UM when ed him in the fifth round on Jan. 4 ended Nov. 27 for the Miami Hurri­ Kelly, an early-season Heisman tro­ the seniors performed before vari­ The Generals' main objective in canes, offensive tackle Mark Coop­ phy candidate, attracted pro scouts ous pro scouts. The scouts quickly the draft was to get a good offen­ will watch UM, Irish learned that Cooper was not only sive line, and they thought Cooper big and strong, but fast. would be a good place to start The By JOHN OUDENS and the players here over the past He ran the 40-yard dash in 4.7 following day. Generals' Head Hurricane Associate SporU Editor four years." seconds, the fastest of any lineman Coach Chuck Fairbanks called The selection also means a great in the nation. Only one other line­ Cooper and offered him a three- The 1983 Hurricane football deal of money for UM — around man in the country, Chris Hinton of year, no-cut guarantee contract schedule has been juggled a bit. But $700,000. Steiner said the exact fig­ Northwestern, has run the 40 in worth $250,000. It's worth it. ure wouldn't be known until three under five seconds (4.8). Cooper didn't have an agent yet, UM's department of athletics an­ or four days after the game, but the It was only the beginning. so he did his own negotiations. nounced Monday that the Hurri­ NCAA contract calls for a reward His quickness enables him to be The NFL began contacting Coop­ canes will play the Fighting Irish of of $510,000 to each school playing drafted as a guard as well as a tack­ er, too. Notre Dame in the Orange Bowl — in a nationally televised game. le. Playing at UM gave him the ex­ The Dallas Cowboys and the and in front of a national CBS tele­ Miami gets another $200,000 just perience ot pass blocking more than Pittsburgh Steelers each sent him a vision came-as — on Saturday. for the bother of making a schedule other college players, something letter explaining the differences be­ Sept. 24, at 9 ).m. change. which was going to pay off for him tween the leagues and, in essence, According to Ron Steiner, sports That change means that UM's in December. asking him to wait for the NFL Information director, CBS called season will end before the bowl in­ UM Coach Howard Schnellenber­ draft. UM last week to offer national cov­ vitations are made. ger and offensive coordinator Kim "If the money had been outra­ erage of the Notre Dame game — Schnellenberger said he liked Helton (now the Tampa Bay Buc- geous, I would have thought of but only If that game, originally that arrangement. canneers' offensive line coach) going |to the USFL|," Cooper said. scheduled for Nov. 26, could be "Last year we played two late spoke highly of Cooper, and he was Scouts told him to wait for the NFL moved to Sept. 24. games, and that didn't really work chosen to play in the East-West draft. They said he'd make more In order to accept the offer, to our benefit with the bowls," he Shrine game Dec. 12 and in the Sen­ money. Miami would have to move Its game said. "This year the hay will be in ior Bowl the following week. Cooper decided to wait for the with East Carolina — originally the barn early. The two games gave him the NFL. "That's where I've always scheduled for the night CBS wanted "If we're a bowl team — and I chance to play before the pro scouts wanted to play," he said. It's more — back to Nov. 5. think we can become that — then and against the best defensive line­ than just the money, he says. It's After "about three days of phone we'll be in a great position having men in the country. fulfilling a dream. calls," Steiner said, things worked already completed our season." In the East-West Shrine game in "Ever since I waa a kid, I've out. San Fransisco, Cooper lined up Whether or not the Hurricanes wanted to play in the NFL. If the Head Football Coach Howard against All-American Reggie Camp money was the same, or even a lit­ will be bowl-bound, Schnellenber­ from California. In the Senior Bowl Schnellenberger said he couldn't ger said, the game — the Hurri­ tle more in the USFL. I'd still go to havt been happier about the he was opposite All-American Mike the NFL." canes' first nationally televised Charles of Syracuse change. game since 1981 — will be one of The question now was where and "I'm thrilled that we have been the biggest events of the regular Bum Phillips, the coach for the when he'd go in the NFL draft Pro selected to play in a prime-time season. South in the Senior Bowl, had noth­ Day at UM was just the beginning game," he said. "It means a great ing but praise for Cooper. Carl of the NFL's contact with Cooper deal of national esteem for our com­ "Usually you only have five days' Cooper will not need much help now convincing Mauck, a line coach with New Or­ munity. advance notice on a TV game. This leans Saints, said all Cooper needed Next: The NFL combine camps "In a way, It marks the futurity gives our whole area five months to scouts he can play of the football program and recog­ prepare for what could be a great nizes all the work of the coaches spectacle." Belgian volleyball club beats UM 4-1 Revised Football Schedule By HOLLY BETH BYER steamrolled the home team 15-4, Although the visitors had the day night. Ranked second in the Hurricanes Auittant Sports Ediior 15-3. 15-6 before UM rebounded to upper hand for most of the night, sute of Florida. North Miami fea­ take the last game 19-17. they left the gym impressed by the tures the former captain of the SEPT. 3 Florida 7 p.m. (at Gainesville) There is no substitute for experi­ "The experience of the Belgian SEPT. 10 Houston 8:30 p.m. (at Houston) UM squad. Cuban Olympic team which cap­ ence and the Belgium Volleyball team made the difference in the "I was very shocked to hear that tured a bronze medal at Montreal. SEPT. 17 Purdue 7:30 p.m. (Home) Club is proving this old adage to be first game when the score was real­ this is the first year for this team." SEPT. 24 Notre Dame fl p.m. (Home) true. They have handled their ly tight. Our players seemed to let Jan Van Der Hayden. a Belgian The Belgians are traveling to Or­ OCT. 1 Duke 1:30 p.m. (at Durham) American opponents on their Flori­ down after that while the Belgians player, said. "They play excellent lando for sightseeing at Disne\ da tour with ease. World and Cape Canaveral and are OCT. 8 Louisville 4 p.m. (Home) got stronger and stronger," ex­ defense and constantly are diving The first stop on the Belgian's plained UM coach Ken Torres. on the floor for the ball. In a couple wt to compete In the Ocean Invita OCT. 15 Mississippi SUte 2:30 p.m. (at Starkville) tour was the University of Miami "We put In a completely new of years they should have an ex­ tional Volleyball Championships at OCT. 22 Cincinnati 7 p.m. (at Cincinnati) They played UM Sunday night. lineup In the last game and the new tremely strong team." Fort Plerete tomorrow The Hurricanes gave their guests OCT. 29 West Virginia 4 p.m. (Home) players went out there with some­ The Belgians went on to improve They will return to Miami on NOV. 5 East Carolina 2 p.m. (Home) a battle throughout the first game thing to prove. They played really their record with the defeat of Sunday for a 8:30 p.m. match with NOV. 12 Florida State (at Tallahassee) but dropped a 15-12 decision. After great defense and won that game North Miami 15-11, 15-7, 13-15. the Bandits here at UM's Lane Rec­ that warm-up. the Europeans through their hustle " 15-8. at Miami-Dade North on Mon­ reation Center. Page 12 Friday ill HURRICANt Pro baseball predictions: Yankees all the way

By BILL URQUHART New York — The Yankees will have a chance. ing, Fred Lynn and Doug DeCinces divisions should go down to the Seaver will be the bright spot this Hurricane Staff Writer be aided by the additions of free Milwaukee — Last year's Ameri­ should provide many runs. Reggie wire. The question of the league is: season — the only bright spot. agents Steve Kemp. Don Baylor and can League champs will not repeat. Jackson is now a full-time DH. That Are the Expos going to play ball Daryl Strawberry, where are yoa? Spring baseball training has Bob Shirley. The Yanks will have Hitters such as Gorman Thomas, move could give Jackson a shot at this year? If they do, they could win National League — Western Divi­ brought several new names to the four lefty starters this season in Robin Yount, Cecil Cooper and Ben 40 homeruns. He needs 36 dingers the East by 10 games. sion game. Ron Guidry, Dave Righetti, Shane Oglivie are going to do their thing. to reach the 500 plateau. Unfortu­ National League — Eastern Divi­ Atlanta — The Braves will prove Dodger rookies Mike Marshall Rawley and Shirley The lone right- However, the pitchers are not. nately, the Angels' pitchers are old sion they were not a fluke last year. Bob and Greg Brock will battle it out for handed starter is journeyman, Pete Vuckovich and Rollie Fin­ men, rejects and has-beens. Even Montreal — They are the best Horner and Dale Murphy will carry National League Rookie of the Doyle Alexander. Alexander must gers will probably miss the entire with lousy pitching, though, the team in the league, if they come to the divisional flag back to Atlanta. Year. have a good year for the Yankees to season due to injury. Mike Caldwell Angels should be prominent in the play. Gary Carter, Al Oliver, Tim Brett Butler and Terry Harper have Rookies to watch in the Ameri­ win. cannot handle the job all by himself division. Wallach and Andre Dawson swing had great springs. The outfield is can League are the Orioles' Leo Under the helm of Billy Martin, Detroit — Sparky Anderson's Kansas City — George Brett and mighty potent lumber. The pitching solid. Their pitching staff is thrown Hernandez, who was obtained in for the third time, the Yanks should club figures to do better than last company will give it a good shot in staff headed up by Steve Rodgers is together, but they still should pro­ the off-season from the Dodgers for nip Baltimore for the Eastern year. First baseman Mike Ivie has 1983, but they will fall short. Dan a solid one. If Tim Raines has a vide enough to make Ted Turner Jose Morales; Storm Davis, a right- crown. It could possibly come down had a great spring which should Quisenberry will save a game every good year, the Expos are a shoo-in. happy. handed pitcher who might be the to the last series of the year, when carry into the season. The best dou­ other day, but the rest of the pitch­ St. Louis — The Cards are virtu­ Sim Diego — The Padres are next Jim Palmer; John Shelby, the New York plays Baltimore. ble play combo in the A.L., along ing staff is mediocre at best. ally the same team that won the close to being great. Dick Williams leading candidate to replace Al Baltimore — New manager Joe with catcher Lance Parrish, gives Oakland — Billyball is gone — World Series last October. This sea­ has acquired some good talent. Bumbry before season's end. Altobelli has the best pitching staff the Tigers a solid defense. Detroit and with it the hopes of the Bay son the Expos will play to their po­ Steve Garvey and Elias Sosa will Other rookies to watch are Ron in baseball. Mix their pitching with will be in the race until late August, Area. Newcomer Carney Lansford tential which spells out bad news make major contributions. The mid­ Kittle of the White Sox and Neal Eddie Murray, Cal Ripken Jr. and but then they should crumble; the will help Ricky Henderson and for the Cards. Keith Hernandez and dle of their lineup is one of the best Heaton of the Indians. My favorite Ken Singleton, and you have a very rest of the division will be too much Dwayne Murphy, but they just do Darrell Porter have had a good in baseball. Their pitching is im­ rookie of the spring was Don Mat- sound ballclub. This team will not for them. not have enough to win. If Mike spring, which should help. The Car­ proving every year. Tim Lollar has tingly of the Yankees. His hustling beat themselves. It is a shame that Cleveland — The Indians will be Norris remembers he gets paid to dinals have to win their early a great shot at winning 20 games. and his attitude make him a joy to they are in a division with New improving, but going nowhere. For­ pitch and not to complain, the A's games to pull it out. Do not expect Los Angeles — The familiar watch. York, Milwaukee, and Boston. mer UM pitcher Neal Heaton will might finish fourth. them to repeat. names are almost all gone. Bill Rus­ The American League races Boston — The Sox will once be a reason to follow the Indians, Seattle — The once first-rate Pittsburgh — The old "family" is sell is the only remaining member shape up to be a tough struggle. again rattle the wall at Fenway but only every fifth day. The Indi­ pitching staff of the Mariners is gone. Jason Thompson, Bill Mad- of the infield. Too many rookies Some new teams will advance to Park this season. Look for Jim Rice ans will be carried offensively by gone. Gaylord Perry and Bill Caudill lock and Lee Mazzilli will produce will either be a problem or a great the front of the pack, while some to return to his old form. The addi­ Mike Hargrove and Toby Harrah. will be asked to keep the team offense. If pitchers John Candelaria, help. Greg Brock and Mike Mar­ familiar teams will drop considera­ tion of Tony Armas will help, but With any luck the Indians could end going. Richie Zisk should have Don Robinson and Jim Bibby can shall are the future for the Dodgers. bly. they still lack pitching. Dennis Eck- up at .500. many home runs in the dome. Their come back this year, the Pirates Lack of a bullpen will hurt, but American league — Eastern Divi­ ersley and John Tudor will both Toronto — As usual, the Blue big question is: Can Steve Hender­ could win the division. overall they will be a respectable sion have to win 20 games for the Sox to Jays will finish in the cellar, but son play to his potential? Met and Chicago — The word out in Chi­ team. they are improving. Dave Collins Cub fans will answer: no way. cago is that there actually will be a San Francisco — They were a and Mike Morgan will help to win Minnesota — The Twins have baseball team playing in Wrigley contender last year but Reggie games. They could be the spoilers the best crop of young talent in the Field this year. Former Dodger Ron Smith and Joe Morgan are gone. of the league. entire league. Kent Hrbek, John Cey will mix well with Leon Dur­ The year will be a struggle for American League — Western Divi­ Castino and Gary Gaetti could ham and Bill Buckner. The Cubs' Frank Robinson and the rest of his sion someday be household names. Un­ problem is that they have no pitch­ team. Overall, their season looks Chicago — The time has come fortunately, they probably will not ers. With a makeshift rotatidn, they dismal. for the windy city to have a winner. star for the Twins. They will most can only hope for a fourth-place Houston — The Astros are a poor The team is deep in pitching. Free likely end up going free agent or be finish. team. They have no bench and their agent Floyd Bannister will make traded like Rod Carew, Ken Lan- Philadelphia — The Phillies had pitching staff is aged. They are the the difference. Last year's strikeout dreaux.and Lymon Bostock. some of the best talent of the 70s. Rangers of the National League. king should win 20 games now that Texas — The Rangers have al­ Unfortunately, Pete Rose, Joe Mor­ Cincinnati — The Reds will have he is being tutored by catcher Carl­ ready given up hope of winning gan and Tony Perez are not what another year like last. The once- ton Fisk. Tom Paciorek, Greg Luz­ their division. The only way they they once were. The Phillies' time powerful organization is now a ter­ inski and rookie Ron Kittle will could win is if the rest of the league to be a contender has past. After rible one. Gary Redus is their only provide the majority of the offense. goes on strike. It is a shame that this season, the team will have to bright spot. Johnny Bench is now Winning one-run ballgames will stars like Buddy Bell and Mickey rebuild for the future. entering his 16th season (how time make the difference in the division. Rivers are trapped in such a lame New York — The Mets have so flies). California — The Angels are the organization. many holes they can be compared The World Series will end in late same team as last year, minus Don to Swiss cheese. If you are a Met October. When it is all over, the Baylor. Their hitting attack is still The National League will be an fan, I can only suggest that you get Yankees will be champions. They awesome. Rod Carew, Brian Down­ interesting one. The races in both some Rolaids. The return of Tom will beat Montreal in seven games.

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The contests Tomorrow the team takes on Au­ 2:30 p.m. GD This is the USFL Show features highlights of the opening will be played Monday through Fri­ burn at 1:30 p.m. on the UM courts. USFL season. (Live) day at 5:00 p.m. 3:00 p.m. OD Sportsbeat Sports show hosted by Howard Cosell. (Live) There will be a $10 forfeit bond 3:30 p.m. O PGA Golf Third round of The Masters at Augusta, Georgia required of all teams, and entries Women's Tennis (Live) are due Fridiy April 8, at 4:00 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. 3:30 p.m. Q Baseball Pre-Game A repent on today s game. (Live) The University of Miami wom­ 3:45 p.m. Q Baseball Montreal at Los Angeles (Live) en's team is in Tampa this weekend. 5:00 p.m. QD Wide World of Sports Alberto Salazar and Rob de Castel- Tomorrow they will play F.S.U- la meet for the first time in lhe Rotterdam Marathon, in the Netherlands. Soccer on the Seminoles home courts. 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