Pub to feature Coors by Danny Medina David L. Minter, Master of Baker College, as well as The Pub Control Board held Carrington. the its first meeting of the year last The Student Representa- Friday, September 17, in the tives are selected by the SA RMC Conference Room. with recommendations made The nine-member board, by a 3-member Control Board chaired by Dr. Sam Carring- Committee, which interviews ton, Proctor, commenced its prospective members. Minter activities for the year by was chosen by the Committee voting to begin serving Coors of Masters, and the others are Beer on tap, beginning in members of the committee by January 1977. This will be in virtue of the offices they hold. addition to the present Miller's At the meeting, Tina thresne? Light and Miller's Dark, now Garfield was approved as Pub manager for this year, a volume 64, number 11 thursday, September 23, 1976 served in the Pub. The Control Board consists position she has held through of Ed Pierce, Program Council the summer. She was chosen Chairman, Marion Hicks, over six other applicants. RDC conducts voter registration drive Director of Food and Housing, Students are now under William Red, Director of the consideration for the position by Dave Fleischer that date will be unable to vote change his registration to his RMC, Ron Gross, On-Campus of Assistant Manager. The in the November 2 Presiden- off-campus residence; while Student Representative, Patti Board appointed Garfield, The Rice Democratic Caucus tial election. off-campus students may Bellis, off-campus student Gross, and Hicks as a has just begun the second The Caucus is concerned technically claim the campus representative, Dr. Bill committee to interview those phase of its current voter that many students interested as their permanent address, Wilson, Faculty representa- seeking that job. Basic registration campaign. In the in the upcoming election may they can expect a time- tive, Bruce Marcus, Student qualifications include a past two weeks, Caucus not be able to vote. Any consuming hassle at the Rice Association President, and Dr. (Continued on page 13) members have worked student planning to vote polling place before they vote registration tables in the absentee in another state or if a pollwatcher is present. Colleges at the Sunday noon county should write today for a Any student who did not Lovett College organizes meal; this Monday night, they ballot; deadlines for such receive a blue voter registra- will start their door-to-door requests vary from state to tion card last spring or this fall volunteer escort service tour of the campus to register state and from election to should re-register as soon as election. Any off-campus possible; until students receive by Matt Muller looking into the possibility of still more students. Registra- extending the service hours student registered in precinct their blue voter registration tion efforts will end October 1, and acquiring a couple of the for anyone registered after 361 (the Rice precinct) should cards, they risk being purged Women at Rice can now feel from the poll list, thereby safer moving around the Cushman carts used by B&G. losing their vote. campus at night, thanks to a So far, the program is working well. When it was Overcrowding plagues Chem E's Any student who wants to new escort service developed announced at Brown and register to vote or change a at Lovett College. The service, by Bill Barron Senior Chem E's this year— which went into effect last Jones last Friday it received, but they are being accomo- registration address can stop (according to rumor), a by 131 Hanszen any evening Sunday, consists of a The Chemical Engineering dated by the 9 faculty dispatcher and a staff of standing ovation. Regardless to fill out the requisite forms. Deparment is currently trying members. However, due to an volunteer escorts. This week of the accuracy of the report, to find a solution to the upturn in chemical engin- Any student who wants to the service is being staffed by most potential users of the problem of overcrowding due eering enrollment, there are help the Caucus register voters approximately sixty men from service like the idea. "After to an increase in the number of about 70 Juniors planning on should meet this Monday Lovett; next week Wiess has all," said one Jones resident, undergraduates planning on majoring in chemical night at 131 Hanszen at volunteered to provide the "there aren't a whole lot of majoring in this field. engineering and at least as 6:30pm. necessary manpower. Also, ways to meet new guys around The problem at hand is many in the Sophomore class. both Will Rice and Sid Rich here." simply that there are more Crowding is most evident in The Thresher will not be have indicated a desire to Whatever the reasons, it Chem E majors than the assist in the service. the design clasps. Currently, published next Monday, looks like there will be plenty department can handle. of support for the program there are two sections of 21 September 27, to allow for Presently, the escort service Ideally, the labs are designed students being taught; the is offered after dinner until from both the men and women. for 25 students. There are 41 publication of the Rice Obviously, the service is (Continued on page 13) Thresher Magazine on 12:30am Sunday through Thursday nights. Jeff Lawler valuable for the women on Thursday, September 30. campus, but, inasmuch as it is The Magazine, which and Tom Lewis, Lovett College SA Agenda, Sept 27,10pm, SH 301 President, said that the service a healthy release for repressed comes out three times each chivalric tendencies, it won't OLD BUSINESS semester, provides a forum would operate at these times A. University Council for about a month, at which do any harm to the rest of us, for in-depth reporting, either. One of the student reps will discuss the matters of current interest features, and arts not point a questionnaire will be discussed by the Council. adaptable to a standard sent out to determine what To use the service, call x3522 changes need to be made in the B. Rice Letter newspaper format. or 3512, or, at Fondren Lynn Laverty asked the Senate to endorse a letter to Coach Homer program. For the future, the Library, find an escort at the Rice asking bim to get in on the Convocation debates. The Senate Lovett Central Committee is desk by the entrance. failed to reach a decision, so action on this proposal was postponed until this week.

NEW BUSINESS A. Speaker Fund Procedure Funds requested by the departments of History and Philosophy were approved by the Senate, aiding these two in paying for speakers to visit the Rice campus. B. Campanile Budget r Monies to pay for the '76-'77 yearbook's production were approved by the Senate during this part of the meeting. NOTES: A. Elections for RPC Vice President and SA Secretary/treasurer will be held Oct. 14. Filing deadline is 3pm Sept. 30. B. The SA approved $75 in funds requested by Debby Hadges to match the $75 from Bonnie Heliums in the Student Activities office to send her to Genitological Conference in New York. Debbie had attended the year before, as well. 585 C. Monies were approved to send flowers to the parents of a student who was killed after being struck by a car a short while ago. D. It was requested by Bruce Marcus that the Senate should investigate tbe sicknesses of several Sid Rich and Brown members last weekend. A check of the food service was asked for by the Senate to see if they knew anything concerning the affair. (Rumor has it that the poisoning was brought on by the food served at the all-school picnic last Saturday afternoon.) E. The Senate approved the Student Grievance Procedures after a request was made for them to look at and give their opinion concerning them. Keith Cooper (University Council Chairman) explained that the SEP was set up to put the University in accord with Title IX. (Title IX has to do with sexual discrimination here at Rice.) Keith and his committee are also going over the Code of Judicial Procedures here at Rice. Piling it up the Rice Rugby Club way. photo by Walter Underwood it he rice thresher* commentary I

Last night, Dr. Ronald Sass, Professor of government might classify as "average middle- historical treatment of Crystalline Group Biology and Chemistry, delivered the Baker class-America consumers." Although my Theory as for Dr. Van Helden to continually Convocation guest address. While Dr. Sass has descriptive terms are not quite what Dr. Sass present a theoretical treatise on X-ray the reputation among many of being somewhat used, the idea is there — a distinction of spectroscopy. Someone is barking up the wrong low-key, his enthusiastic and concerned interest interests. tree. in the University Convocation last year The only groups of people which are of If time after time the problem is discussed and repeated itself in his enlightening address to the importance to us here (and to Baker college last bantered around, and time after time it remains Baker members. night) are the science majors and the non- unsolved, then it might be easily discerned that In a fashion of relevance worthy of everyone's science majors in science courses — Sass' the approach is all wrong. A few professors with attention, Dr. Sass discussed an interesting "secondary producers" and "users in- insight have attempted to fill the dearth with a point of view on the recent and recurrent (as he appreciation." (Of course, the situation would challenging yet not overwhelming appreciation pointed out) debacle on "science-oriented be reversed if an SE were taking an academ of science and engineering — Hist 223: History courses for non-science majors." I became course in hopes of "getting a feel" of the of Science, among them. aware that the faculty, especially Dr. Sass and material.) However the problem lingers with an Dean Gordon, were acutely aware of the All but the liberal arts majors are educated by ominous shadow. Students are as much at fault necessity for courses of this kind, an awareness a predominantly technical approach. The needs as the administration. If you want a which is unknown to many students. Following of the average science student are fulfilled by professionally historical approach to science,go an overwhelming sense of revelation, I began to the science departments, the average to the history specialists first, not the science listen to what Dr. Sass had to say about the architecture students' by the architecture specialists. This is not to say, however, that situation. department, and so on. This leaves the "non- some basic technical presentations by scientists Sass divided people into two types — science majors" in a definitely unconsidered would be at all unappropriated producers and consumers. Within the group of minority, and herein lies the problem. The curriculum committee has an obligation producers, there are the genius-type: those who Non-science majors are expecting a to "bark up the right tree." With a push from the are original thinkers. Then there are the university department structured to cater to undergraduates, it may head along the right secondary producers: the ones who put ideas career people, to enlighten them with basically track. into practice as a career. The second group, the non-technical approach to techncal material. Is And Convocation '76 isn't far away. consumers, is composed of people with an someone barking up the wrong tree? There is as appreciative interest, and of people who the little need for Dr. Sass to continually present a — frank due a Danforth Graduate Fellowships available to seniors

College Seniors who plan St. Louis through grant- and professional collegues; professional study beyond the maximum of four years of careers in the College making and program activi- and (3) a concern for the baccalaureate and must be graduate study. Fellowship Teaching Profession are ties. relationship of ethical and nominated by their under- stipends are based on invited to appply for The The Fellowships are open to moral values to individual and graduate institutions, Nov- individual need, but they will Danforth Graduate Fellow- all qualified persons who have institutional life. ember 13, 1976. The Danforth not exceed $2275 for single ships to be awarded by the serious interest in careers of Approximately 60-65 Foundation does hot accept Fellows and $2450 for married Danforth Foundation^ esta- teaching in colleges and Fellowships will be awarded to direct applications for the Fellows for the academic year, blished by the late Mr. and universities, and who plan to seniors and recent graduates Early Entry Fellowships. plus dependency allowances Mrs. William H. Danforth in study for a Ph.D. (or other who are considered "Early The Foundation is currently for children. The Fellowship 1927, is a national, educa- appropriate advanced tech- Entry" applicants in the making a special effort to also covers required tuition tional, philanthropic organi- nical degree, e.g. MF.A) in the Program. Another 35-40 bring qualified persons from and fees. zation, dedicated to enhancing field of study common to the awards will be made to the racial and ethnic Rice students who are the human dimensions of life. undergraduate liberal arts postbaccalaureate persons minorities into the profession desirous of being nominated to Activities of the Foundation curriculum in the United who are called "Late Entry" of teaching. Approximately 25 Danforth Fellowships should emphasize the theme of States. In selecting Danforth applicants and who apply percent of the awards are submit a letter of recom- improving the quality of Graduate Fellows, special directly to the Foundation. expected to be awarded to mendation from a faculty teaching and learning. The attention will be given to Preference is given in the American Indians, Blacks, member to the Danforth Foundation serves the evidence of (1) academic "Early Entry" component to Mexican-Americans, and Liaison Officer, Dr. Robert L. following areas: higher achievement and intellectual persons under 30 years of age Puerto Ricans. Bell. These letters of education nationally through ability which is flexible and of and in the "Late Entry" The Danforth Graduate recommendation should be in sponsorship of Staff-adminis- wide range; (2) personal component to persons 30-40 Fellowship is a one-year the Office of Student Advising tered programs; precollegiate characteristics which are years of age. award but is normally and Student Activities, Rice education nationally through likely to contribute to effective Applicants for the Early renewable until completion of Memorial Center, by 5:00 p.m., grant-making and program teaching and to constructive Entry awards may not have the advanced degree or for a Thursday, October 14, 1976. activities; and urban affairs in relationships with students undertaken any graduate or CARLA McFARLAND Editor CATHERINE M. EGAN Ulg Business Manager Steven M. Setser inresner Advertising Manager

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the rice thresher, September 23,1976 — page 2 Small cars threaten American labor force (PNS) Underlying the cur- Consequently Ford's big car But even without the small depending on seniority. clearly expected a more rent auto workers strike is an plant in Los Angeles, with 30 car phenomenon, the future for Woodcock called the offer generous offer from Ford. unlikely villain: the small, percent more workers than at auto industry growth is bleak. "skimpy" and "essentially fuel-efficient car born of the the subcompact plant in With the American auto unresponsive" to the union's Limits on overtime 1973 energy crisis. Metuchen, N.J., turns out only market now nearly saturated, objective of "putting new For the United Auto about 10 percent more cars and with people planning to people into the work force." In addition to the reduced Workers, the small car— per hour. keep their cars longer, the While union negotiators work time issue, the union also coming on top of a long-term Auto workers perceive that Bureau of Labor Statistics have refrained from proposing wants to curtail the practice of slowdown in industry the long-term shift to smaller projects the auto labor force the four-day work week demanding overtime from growth—poses a severe threat cars can only accelerate the will peak around 1980 and demanded by many of the some workers while others are to job security by reducing already established problem of decline thereafter. rank and file, the leadership laid off. labor needs. diminished employment in the To counteract the trends The union's answer—more industry. (Ford's labor force is still down - job-sharing through shorter 25,000 from the 1973 peak), the work hours—in turn threatens Fast growth near UAW last spring made the the industry's desire to reduce an early end issue of reduced working time labor costs and maintain its a key demand in an effort to traditional power to employ The small car world is save jobs. UAW President the labor force as it sees fit. arriving at the tail end of the Leonard Woodcock said at the The impasse dramatizes the auto industry's era of time, "The central theme of increasingly important phenomenal growth and the the 1976 bargaining has to be question of who shall bear the ever-expanding labor market job security and it has to be costs of transforming it supported. All four US auto achieved by reducing the work American industry and makers had smaller work time." consumer market from forces in 1976 than in 1973, the He proposed cutting the 40- spendthrift to thrift. industry's all-time peak hour work week, or trimming For it clearly takes fewer production year and the last overtime of the work year. "Or worker hours to produce a one before the big increases in it could be any combination of small, fuel-efficient car than a gasoline prices. these to create more jobs— LUXURY large, luxury gas hog—partly In the past, the steady that's the key," said because small cars are growth of new car sales Woodcock. CARS SMALL, produced in newer, more supported a healthy and Despite its reluctance to CARS automated factories, but also growing labor market— encourage a strike, Ford—the because they require fewer despite a long-term trend to union's bargaining target— parts and materials. more productivity, of fewer strangely ignored the reduced According to a federal task workers per auto produced. In working time issue until the force on auto goals, it takes GM's record year of 1973, for day before the strike deadline. about 50 labor hours to example, its production It then proposed to allow produce a luxury automobile, zoomed 23 percent while workers an annual "bank" of while a subcompact requires average employment rose less 20 to 40 hours of additional NO WINNINQ COMBINATIONS? only about 19. than two percent. paid vacation, the length

the disease—one seer saying The two researchers, writing business cards from a militant in the Swedish Medical International briefs group were handed out that Journal, state that a lack of gave off toxic fumes when clothing increases vibrations (ZNS) An Illinois psychia- are doing it to their secretaries, Islands on the Pacific coast. handled. and decibel levels among trist says that US presidents and the Republicans are doing The Oakland Tribune Even the dissenting listeners. They recommend who had been the oldest sons it to the country." t reports that the monster psychics couldn't agree: thirty long pants, long skirts and full in their own families have Republican leaders immedi- sponges, which have not been percent explained the disease blouses. been the presidents most likely ately responded that the previously known to exist, are as an accidental poisoning, to lead us into a war. remark was an example of a between three to four feet tall while only 10 percent blamed a Doctor Irving Harris, of the "lewdity" that doesn't belong and shaped like vases. The virus. (ZNS) You've heard of lunch Illinois State Psychiatric in a presidential campaign. creatures were discovered by One seer was quoted as breaks and coffee breaks; now Institute, says that first born Said Republican National Robert Dyer, an oceanogra- saying the disease was caused get ready for the "nap break." sons are usually subjected to Chairwoman Mary Louise pher with the U.S. Environ- by a poison sprayed by UFO's A leading psychologist has parent and adult pressures Smith: "It's an absolute mental Protection Agency. to control the behavior of told the American Psycholo- when young, and are likely to outrage that Mrs. Mondale Reports of the dump site Earthlings. gical Association convention be stubborn, heroic indivi should inject gutter humor have previously indicated that in Washington that millions of duals with high expectations. into the campaign." some of the barrels had American workers would Children with older bro- shattered and small amounts (ZNS) If you're one of those probably perform better if they thers, the doctor says, are more of radioactivity had leaked people who went to college were permitted short naps in apt to be "peer oriented," who (ZNS) A British medical out. Dyer, however, has lectures because the teacher the afternoon. grow up learning how to make research team is out with the discounted the idea the giant was witty and funny, you may Doctor Frederick Evans of compromises and to back unappetizing finding that sponges may be some kind of have laughed a lot. . . but you the University of Pennsyl- down. English subway riders have bizarre mutation caused by the probably didn't learn too vania says that many persons Doctor Harris reports that a literally been choking on their radiation leakage. much. are "appetite nappers" who review of American history own skin. Says Dyer: "It's a nice Two researchers at San thrive on a few extra minutes shows that all wars America The problem was uncovered science fiction idea, but I Diego State University report of sleep on the job. has fought have been when England's National would have a hard time they have conducted studies, However, not everyone instigated or escalated by Institute for Medical Research justifying it." Dyer says the comparing how much students should nap, Evans warns. He Presidents who were the eldest assigned a team of investi- animals probably like the learn when lectures are spiced says there are some non- sons. gators to determine why smooth barrels in which with jokes compared to the napping types who simply get With this in mind, it's subway riders were often wastes are buried. same lecture, containing groggy and grouchy if interesting to note that both complaining about the poor nothing but dry facts. compelled to lie down for Gerald Ford and Jimmy quality of the atmosphere in Human Behavior maga- awhile. Carter are first-born sons. the subway. (ZNS) A nationwide zine reports that a comparison The researchers were organization of psychics of 508 students shows that surprised to learn that 10 claims to have accomplished academic facts are remem- (ZNS) It finally happened in (ZNS) Republican Party percent of the airborne what modern science has bered best if presented in Nevada last Tuesday: the leaders are describing a particles circulating in the failed to do—explain the cause serious, unfunny lectures. Republicans cast more votes remark made by Joan underground air was human for the mysterious "Legion- However, it was found that for an entry marked "none of Mondale, the wife of vice- skin. One of the researchers naire's Disease" in Philadel- funny professors were liked these" than they did for the presidential candidate Walter explained: "People renew the phia. the best by their students. other candidates on the ballot. Mondale, as "an absolute outer surface of their bodies The Society of the Source In the Republican congress- outrage." completely every day or two, states it has conducted a poll of ional race for the seat, Joan Mondale, while its members, and that most (ZNS) If you plan to attend a covering the whole state, shedding about seven million ; appearing on a radio talk show tiny particles every minute." report they have picked up rock concert, don't go n T- Walden Earhart received 9800 in Seattle last week, was asked * * * feelings or vibrations'1' of shirts, shorts, hot pants or votes; Dart Anthony received about her views on the Wayne "sabotage." According to the mini-skirts. 8000 votes; while "none of Haynes-Elizabeth Ray sex (ZNS) Giant blob-like Society's co-founder, Leah According to Swedish these" piled up 16,000 votes. scandal... sponges are growing at an O'Leary, a majority of scientists, Alf Axelsson and Even though "none of these" Joan Mondale replied: "The alarming rate 5n the barrels of psychics from around the Fredrik Lindgren, naked legs was the winner on Tuesday, two scandals are Watergate radioactive waste which were country are explaining that and shoulders at loud concerts Earhart, the runner-up, was and Waterbed. The Democrats dumped near the Farallon saboteurs probably triggered just might ruin your hearing. still declared the winner. the rice thresher, September 23,1976 — page 3 1976 Playboy Student Survey polls on sex, politics, laws a

The 1976 Playboy Student parity indicates the end of the grounds for sexual inter- that our moral fabric is penalties and mandatory Survey reveals that although double standard, observes course, most student activity unwinding. A full 60 percent of therapy for hard-drug users. college women are becoming Playboy—now women can, if today takes place within fairly students disagree strongly (Only marijuana and alcohol more sexually active, the they want to, while men don't monogamous relationships. with the statement "I hope to escape this prohibition.) percentage of male virgins is have to. Fifty-five percent of women have an open marriage which Almost all students (94 campus is rising. In the 1970 The three out of four coeds and 47 percent of the men would include extramarital percent) support equal Playboy survey, 49 percent of who get it on, get it on with a questioned had a lifetime total sex." Another 57 percent economic and political rights female students graduated vengeance, Playboy findings of three or fewer partners. disagree jstrongly with the for women, while 79 percent with more than their brains show. Their activities equal In spite of the fact that many statement "I'm not interested oppose any move to restrict intact, but by 1976, this figure those of men in every form of students look upon college as a in marrying. 1 hope to have a women's rights to abortion. In had dropped to 26 percent. Yet, sex—except masturbation. kind of sexual testing ground, varied sex life, including a fact, 67 percent of Catholic in the same period, the Although the poll reveals 29 conservatives need not fear number of affairs." students questioned oppose percentage of male virgins percent of the women consider that the increase in campus Students offered some the so-called right-to-life rose from 18 to 26 percent. This simple friendship sufficient sexual activity is another sign surprises on other issues, too. amendment. Although both politicians and Only 58 percent of those the general public are busy polled were optimistic about denouncing Big Government, the future. Seventy-five students say they want more percent agree that there has government intervention in been a shift toward conser- almost every area of life, vatism among students, yet Theleachings of Jose Cuervo: particularly in enforcement of judging from the statistics, pollution laws. most students have a different Seventy percent favor hand- definition of conservatism. It gun control, and almost half appears that the New Morality want to restore the death of the Sixties has become the penalty. Students generally dominant moral code of the kk favor stricter laws, heavier Seventies. TexPIRG: How to get Pills to be discontinued The Food and Drug Admin- Pharmaceuticals, and Nor- istration (FDA) has asked the quens, made by Syntex manufacturers of sequential Laboratories. These sequen- birth control pills to tials contain an estrogen alone discontinue making these for most of the pill-taking cycle products, and the companies and an edUogen and progestin have responded by voluntarily combination for the remaining the juices withdrawing these products part of the cycle. Combination from the market. FDA took pills combine estrogen and this action after concluding progestin combination for the that sequentials are less remaining part of the cycle. effective than combination Combination pills combine birth control pills and are estrogen and progestin for the associated with a higher risk entire 3-week cycle. of blood clotting. Sequentials flowing. also appear to have the What to do: If you are taking potential for a higher risk of on of these kinds- of birth cancer of the uterus than the control pills, FDA advises that combination pills. Products you finish out your cycle and being withdrawn from the The best way to get the juices flowing is to get contact your physician for a market are: Oracon, made by different birth control pill or plugged into the best tequila. Jose Cuervo White. Mead-Johnson and Co., Ortho- select another method of Because Jose Cuervo is the premium white tequila. Novum Stj, made by Ortho contraception. JftKEJ cvmo And it has been since the first day it was made in 1795. Then the rest is simple. Just get plugged into the ' best juices. Take orange juice, for example. Or grape- fruit, or pineapple. Or whatever. WILLY'S PUS is now accepting keg orders! All weekend orders must be recleved by noon on Thursday. No exceptions. (We've got some new matchbooks, too!)

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by Barry Jones challenge to the Owl defense time LSU rushing mark and Our national sport, football, which allowed 449 yards sophomore Charles Alexander is alive and well and living in against Utah. at 6-2 and 210 has a 4.5 speed the Gulf Coast area this Rice defensive coordinator and is built like a linebacker. weekend. The Owls, Cougars, Swede Lee said LSU presents and Oilers are all expected to The Owls will try to generate special problems for a defense as much offense as they did play before capacity crowds. because they utilize many The total audience expected is last week when Tommy different formations and a lot Kramer passed for 319 yards. somewhere in the range of of motion plays. 200,000 souls. The Rice Owls This game, like many others, "Their line and linebackers will probably be decided in take their show on the road are big and strong and pretty this weekend, traveling to favor of whomever makes the good football players. The real least mistakes. One of the Baton Rouge to play LSU in a thing is to be mentally and game that was moved from factors contributing to the physically prepared. What it Owls' success last week was Rice Stadium so that Houston all gets down to is meat on and the Aggies could play that they allowed no meat," said Lee. "They're not turnovers. there this Saturday. characterized by the star system," the coach went on. The Owls, who have been In playing LSU the Owls LSU has both quarterbacks working out on the real grass will be confronting a team that returning, aloing with all at the track stadium this week tied Nebraska two weeks ago except one running back. will leave for Baton Rouge and last Saturday beat Oregon Senior Terry Robiskie is Saturday and return immed- State 28-11. This presents a closing in on Brad Davis' all- iately after the game. AT PIZZA INN Rice Ruggers split two with Bearkats Pizza Inn Thick or Thin Buy any giant, large Buy any giant, large Sam Houston State shut off assist by Robert "99" Rice II rushed to a quick lead or medium size Old or medium size OriginaP"~2p| a second half rally to pressure Walmsley. Fashion Thick Crust Pizza Thin Crust Pizza at regular and held on to take its second at regular menu price and receive menu price and receive one a 28-24 win over the Rice first The Bearkats pulled away straight win.; Mike and Lee one Old Fashion Thick Crust Original Thin Crust Pizza of the side last Saturday. Rice II again with a try and a penalty Motz put on a two man scoring Pizza of the next smaller size with next smaller size with equal equal number of ingredients FREE number of ingredients FREE blitzed the Bearkats' second kick to lead 28-16. Rodgers show.; Mike, playing standoff, Valid Thru Oct. 2, 1976 TC-1 side 20-12 in the following kicked his fourth penalty kick booted two penalty kicks, of the game with time running PLEASE PRESENT WITH GUEST CHECK match. made a try and conversion. 2 i The first game began badly out to bring Rice to within 9. Lee scored two trys in a high- for the Blue as SHSU opened From a set scrum forwards scoring afternoon;. up a quick 10-0 advantage. Asuka Nakahara and Tom Franklin Maclue, Reeder, Rice's only first half score Turvey broke loose through and John Kochevar played iPizza Inn came on a long Alan Rodgers the SHSU backline to score a good aggressive games in the penalty kick and the Owls game-ending try. win. "• Sandwich trailed 14-3 at the half. In a James Liska and Alex: This week Rice plays two Special seesaw second half Rice closed Carvana played well for the matches against SFA at the Bring this coupon and receive $1.00 to within two points the Owls Owls on a rare day in which Rice Rugby field at 2pm. oft the regular purchase price ot any two trailed 18-16 after two more the Rice scrum barely held up Coach Richard Casey extends steak hoagie or submarine sandwiches. Alan Rodgers kicks and a nice against its aggressive his personal invitation to all to Valid Thru Oct. 2, 1976 TC-1 try by Walter Murphy with an counterpart. attend. PLEASE PRESENT WITH GUEST CHECK

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T * Free form Precious ai Cabochons Semi-precious ^Intramural football marches relentlessly onward. On Wednesday, September 15, the Bozos outdistanced Saturday's heroes 37-6. In other action that Beads, Jewelry, Unusual Gifts day, it was Buck's Yees 7, RU Tuff 0. On Thursday, Don't Know deported the All-American Boys, while the Blue Kohlrabies took BCPII by a Rocks, Minerals, Fossils score of 12-7. In the Gypsy Market The Ruskies, vowing to go all the way this year after being stopped last year, opened up with a 40-0 romp over RU Smegmoid in Friday league play. 2347 University 665-3141 In Saturday Freshman League action Combihe shaved Bearded Clams 19-0; Off got the Machos 7-0; near the university and SRC I defused Demolition, Inc. — photo by Walter Underwood the rice thresher, September 23,1976 — page 5 Default rate rises on guaranteed student loans Students who thought Uncle student's financial status bill and liable to repay their services of 135 collectors to company to assist in training Sam would play sugar daddy right after graduation. The federal loans anyway. crack down on defaults. If a the corps of collectors. The have something new to think student is confronted with a For students who already student has a delinquent loan, phone companies have been about. 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Instead of hanging on a clothes line and look like streets. the Rice Players' production of actors portray members of the pretending to 'be' a character, the actors stole them," Composer Mark Martino is A Gap in Generations Affamati Company, a the actor demonstrates and Zimmerman says. working on music designed to should prove how very much commedia troupe, who then describes characters. We've Painter adds, "The real fit in with Havens' idea of a alive the familiar commedia play characters in the actual been fortunate to have commedia costumes that we timeless Dlav. "I use a mixture characters and plots still are. plot. Michael Ytterberg back from are using are on the characters of 16th-century 'noise' music "The particular challenge of "It's challenging in that Paris this year. He had been in the play around the play. and 17th-century baroque, a commedia type work is that you're working on three studying mime at the Ecole The others are specifically for plus some modern chords. It's it's a very difficult acting different levels of reality," Jacques Lecoq and has worked this play, so they were either scored for piano or harpsi- approach," explains Rice comments actor Chris Jones, with us on physical business stolen or made. Those are the chord, guitar, kazoo, and Players' director Neil Havens. a frequent performer at Wiess like fighting and falling." ones on the major characters." tambourine." "It demands very precise Tabletop Theatre who is Set designer Jack Kent has A Gap in Generationa will physical control and, in its making his debut in a Players' Karla Painter and Martha furthered the dual aspect, be performed on the Ha- best form, should have the production. "I interact with same kind of confidence— the Players on one level, then almost arrogance—of a as an actor in the commedia tightrope walker. The style of troupe, and finally as a performance is closer to the character on the stage." circus than to conventional Actress Walker adds, "What theatre." I like about this show is that Conveni bred Vittoria (Donna There's certainly a three- evey actor can go as far out as Yeager) and her buxom maid (Nancy ring circus going on in he wants to go. Steve Charles, Ellen Walk" displaying what it Hamman Hall. The Players for instance, is playing a ham took a script written as a farce actor playing a ham role, while takes to sedoci "II the men in the % in the style of commedia I'm playing a quiet, serious Players produ'j'ion of A Gap In dell'arte, and have made the actress playing a lascivious Generatioi ». °*>rformances in production very much their role." Hamman H - September 27- own. Owen Richards and These multiple identities October 2 at 8pm. Mark Bouler are the two old make for unusual relation- men who try to outwit their ships between actors. Jones marriageable children who continues, "A members of the instead fool their fathers. troupe, Nancy Dingus and I Donna Yeager, as the convent- grew up together as brother ***** bred Vittoria seduces all the and sister and ran away to j oin ********* men with the help of her the theatre. Then, on stage, we Zimmerman are carrying out combining the two traditional Hall stage on the Rice campus buxom maid, Nancy Ellen have a sort of lecherous the dual aspect of the styles of staging commedia September 27-October 2at Walker, while Nancy Dingus relationship. This sort of production through the theatre. The easiest way was 8pm. Tickets will be $1.50 for helps her mistress, Mary Fritz, complexity isn't the kind of costumes that they are to have a rough platform set up students and $3 for all adults. -to catch the man she loves, thing you usually do in college designing. "Some of them will in the middle of a fairground, For reservations, call the Rice Randy Guzzardo. 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the rice thresher, September 23,1976 — page 8 Rice Cyclers organize bikers by Alan Frost by vote that the topic would b. Minor repair clinic— <§LME> and Kathy Tuggle be shelved until the next commencing at 9:00-9:30pm meeting. on Friday, Oct. 1. Location IV. Announcements to be announced. After four years of nowhere 1. The next meeting of the c. Short ride (approx. 10-15 to go and no one to talk to, the Rice Cyclers will be miles) at 11:30pm on Oct. 1. Rice bicycle community once Tuesday, Sept. 28, at 7:30pm, Location to be announced. again has its own club—The location TBA. If you like 3. Help is wanted for the Rice Cyclers. Organized riding your bicycle, join us. Moonlight Bicycle Ramble Mondr.y night to promote the 2. Rice Cyclers first time beginning at 2am on Oct. 24. art of bicycling and to provide ever— Registration is at 11pm, Oct. a clearing house for infor- a. Bicycle registration 23, in front of Hermann Park mation on all aspects of the with the City of Houston Zoo. If you are interested in art, the club has already set up from 2-4pm on Thursday, helping or riding call 497- a two-day round of events to Sept. 30, at Baker College. 0981 or 526-7011. begin next Thursday with the City of Houston bicycle registration at Baker College. HAROLD'S GARAGE Friday night there will be a HENRY J. ENGEL, Owner short clinic on the care and Automatic Transmission — Air Conditioning maintenance of your bike, Brakes — Engine Tune-Ups — Front End followed by a short midnight Rebuilding — Wheel Aligning ride. Refreshments are being 2431 Dunstan 528-5323 planned as a final wrapup, whenever the ride ends. As the club gains experience, it is expected tht the rides will lengthen, so that eventually weekend trips as much as eighty or ninety miles away can be attempted. Starts TOMORROW! also expand, as well as other WHAT DOES fun activities such as parties, T-shirting, and joining other clubs in their events. (See "THE PYRAMID" meeting minutes below for other details.) Club member- ship is open to all persons in HAVE TO DO the Rice community, as well as the general public. Minutes of the organiza- WITH YOU? tional meeting of the Rice Cyclers:

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and publications (The on Austin Street to chat with Problem of Immorality, our visitor from a major Three distinguished Rice 1924; The Nature of Evil, eastern university following philosophers honored the 1931: Civilization and the completion of his third and memory of Radoslav A. Progress, 1971^ amongst last lecture. Dr. Tsanoff began Tsanoff at services in the Rice others);'Tsanoff held member- by making a few appreciative Chapel last Wednesday ship in many prestigious remarks. He was not just being afternoon. societies. President of the polite. Always appreciative of The service was led by Niels Western Division of the the efforts of others to deal C. Nielsen, Jr., J. Newton American Philosophical with significant topics, he had Rayzor Proessor of Philosophy Association in 1941, he also found in the lecture series a and Religious Thought with served as president of the trend of ideas that aroused his readings from the Bible and Southwestern Philosophical interest and focused his Dantes' Divine Comedy. Association (1950) and the attention. His mind had Texas Folklore Society (1949). become absorbed in the train James Street Fulton and of thought that the lectures Konstantin Kolenda then Tsanoff was also a member of the Southern Society for had initiated, so that in the spoke. easiest, most natural way The following are Fulton's Philosophy and Psychology and of the American possible, simply and unassum- and Kolenda's memorial ingly, Dr. Tsanoff developed speeches preceeded by an Association of University Professors (AAUP). the trend of the ideas well excerpt from Nielsen's address beyond the limits of the third and a biographical sketch by lecture. He placed the themes Rice alumnus John Anderson. Many Local Interests under review in a larger meetings. When I had asked at when most men are suffi- context, and in a beautifully Among the founders of the Yale about Rice, the answer ciently winded by the exertion organized sequence of His Life Rice chapter of Phi Beta was, "Yes," go there, Tsanoff of tying their own shoes, he polished paragraphs opened a Radoslav Andrea Tsanoff Kappa, Tsanoff was also is worth being with. His books still enjoyed climbing surprising vista on a higher (1887-1976) active in the Houston on the problem of evil and the mountains and splitting wood level of insight. Dr. Tsanoffs A beloved teacher of Philosophical Society and as a problem of immortality were as his preferred forms of intention was only to show his generations of Rice students, Trustee of the Houston well known and appreciated. exercise. Only in the very last more than perfunctory Radoslav Andrea Tsanoff, the Museum of Fine Arts. A man He saw reality in the large and years, with the onset of his last appreciation of the lectures Fred and Carolyn McManis of diverse interests, Professor as a whole. At the same time he infirmity, did the brisk pace which he had been listening to. Professor Emeritus of Tsanoff was not only a scholar had intense loyalty to our slacken with which he strode What he actually did, however, Philosophy, died this summer of renown but an avid University, to our country. His across the campus, leaving was to complete the series ex in Austin, Texas, at the age of mountain climber and book, Religious Crossroads, younger colleagues straggling tempore with a fourth lecture 89. Tsanoff, Trustee Distin- naturalist. His wife, Corrinne, summed up the outreach of his behind. well beyond the reach of the guished Professor Emeritus of worked, as the Houston Post ideas in the field of philosophy Correspondingly, on the first three. the Humanities, had been ill has noted "through almost of religion and his last intellectual side Dr. Tsanoff for some time. His death on every major social agency [in published book was a study of continued all his life to scale This "Fourth Rockwell Saturday, May 29, 1976 Houston] — the Houston religious biographies, their with ever fresh delight the Lecture" was a particularly followed that of his wife Edith Settlement Association, different careers. For the sublimest heights of philos- striking example of a daily Corrinne by only two months. Ripley House, the Family Christian life is not a ophy and literature and o split occurrence. Just as Dr. Mrs. Tsanoff, the former Edith Service Bureau, Red Cross, horizontal line which comes the toughest arguments along Tsanoff treated his fabulous Corrinne Stephenson died on League of Women Voters" their logical grain. All who among others. from nowhere and ends in powers of memory as a sacred March 28 in Austin. The meaninglessness, but rather have read any of Professor trust and never, if he could Tsanoffs are survived by their R.A. Tsanoff was one of like a circle which comes from Tsanoffs many publications help it, exposed his mind to two daughters Mrs. Don those extradordinary people divine power and returns to or have heard him lecture on inferior things, so too he never Travis of Austin and Mrs. H. who formed the nucleus of God our Father. It is not just a Fletcher (Katherine) Brown of humanistic study at Rice for problem to be solved but a Houston, and by four decades. Along with Profes- mystery to be lived with in the "His name was virtually grandsons and two great- sors Max Freund (German), reality of human freedom and grandchildren. Mrs. Brown is Marcel Movaud (French), and destiny. Radoslav Tsanoff synonymous with philosophy Professor of Fine Arts and the late Alan D. McKillup sorted out for himself and for Dean of Undergraduate (English) and Floyd S. Lear others the absolute and the at Rice" affairs at Rice. Professor (History), Tsanoff helped set relative. His was a very Tsanoff was born in Sofia, the standards for a Rice profound intellectual quest in ethics, religion, or the great allowed himself to dwell on Bulgaria on January 3, 1887. education which would be in philosophy, but more than this philosophers, have marveled trivial or disagreeable topics. He received his undergraduate the finest sense, liberal and it was a ccompanied by a sense at the swiftness of his memory, generous. And by his His mind was habitually at education at Roberts College, of reality, moral and spiritual the penetration of his home at exalted levels. If he Constantinople, and at intelligence, force of person- being. The scriptures and perception, the range and the ality, and his concern, Tsanoff could not speak well of a Oberlin, where he graduated selection from Dante which I wealth of his knowledge. But person, he did not speak. If he with the B.A. in 1906. Four left an example of enduring read sum up so much of his life scholarship and teaching. most impressed by him were could not find some construc- years later (1910), he was and love. Those of us who have those who themselves had tive line to follow in a awarded the Ph.D. in shared his friendship and some expert knowledge and conversation, he changed the philosophy by Cornell. fellowship can be grateful to better than average skill in subject. In casual conversa- God for this privilege, even as discriminating among ideas tions he sometimes seemed not Tsanoff comes to Rice Nielsen we shall miss him. For us, his and realted spiritual attitudes; to listen to what somebody had j. Newton Rayzor Professor greatness was unique and for such persons were to say; but he did not permit After serving as an irreplacable. of Philosophy and Religious equipped to appreciate his himself such discourtesy. He instructor at Clark University precise and unerring sense for did not, to be sure, suffer fools from 1912 until 1914 Tsanoff Thought crucial shades of meaning. gladly; yet he did suffer them came to the newly opened Rice My concluding remarks will Generation after generation of courteously. He heard what Institute in 1914 as an be very brief. They are simply students testify to the indelible others were saying all right, assistant professor of an expression of gratitude to Fulton impression made by his and his mind instantly philosophy;. Promoted to a full God for the lives of Radoslav lectures—he was always the grasped the point of an as yet professorship in 1924, Tsanoff Andrea Tsanoff and his wife, teacher in every situation, half-formed statement and remained at Rice for the next Corinne. I know that I speak Professor Emeritus of formal or informal. But the raced ahead to what he thirty-two years. not only for myself but for Philosophy superb quality of his mind considered a more instructive Tsanoff retired from the Rice many of you in saying that became fully manifest only in conclusion. faculty in 1956, but returned to where our lives have touched For more than sixty years discussions with the ablest of I began by saying that in teaching in 1959 as Anderson theirs, we have never been the philosophy at Rice Institute scholars and philosophers. everybody's mind the name of Professor of Philosophy at the same. There was Dr. Tsanoffs and University was virtually In this connection, I Radoslav Tsanoff was University of Houston. In 1961 personal concern and his synonymous with the name of particularly recall the evening virtually synonymous with Tsanoff was asked to return to profundity. I am grateful to Radoslav A. Tsanoff. There many years ago when Dr. philosophy at Rice. What I his old academic home. For ten God for the circumstances that were many good reasons for Tsanoff delivered a fourth have been trying to do is years, he served as Trustee brought us together. I this identification. He was a Rockwell Lecture for that year. nothing more than to remind Distinguished Professor of remember not only the spectacular person, who stood Rice has long been privileged hi friends and admirers here Humanities at Rice and was warmth of his welcome to out in any company in which to invite each year a assembled of why that was the named in 1971 to the Fred and Houston when I came here he found himself. Lithe and distinguished scholar to case. Still the most significant Carolyn McManis Chair in alone. There was the joy of straight, vigorousand poised, present a series of three reason for that identification Philosophy. At the end of holidays such asThanks-iving his physical resources Rockwell Lectures on Reli- has not yet been touched upon Academic year 1972-73, Prof. giving in his household. We perfectly matched the gious Topics. On the occasion explicitly. It can perhaps be T. retired for the second time. had the stimulation of trips astonishing powers of his in question a few of us had most readily suggested by Author of numerous books with him to professional mind. At an advanced age gathered at the Tsanoff home repeating a story that he was the rice thresher, September 23,1976—page 12 'the values he infused.. .have furnished the basis for the objectives and goals which Rice needs to keep in mind' fond of recalling. Once upon a naturally warm and cordial, mere coincidence; that he where the appetite for respect and the respect for the time, as final examinations and he inspired affection as would approve of Abraham learning, knowledge, and person he was addressing. All were drawing near, a member well as respect, effortlessly. Lincoln's decision to convert a thoughtful discussion is not of us felt uplifted by being in of his ethics class came to him When in later years I was able, mournful event into a any less in evidence than the presence of this man who and asked to be given a with Corrinne Tsanoff, to call rededication to civilized values among formally enrolled demanded much from himself passing grade, entirely him "Roddy," it was because is not. Dr. Tsanoff was college students. Rice's good and who evoked in us the sense undeserved, in order to allow only that pet name could be so dedicated to such values. The name in our larger community of being able to do better than the student to graduate. full of affection. best way to honor his memory depends on the faculty's we were actually doing. But "Why," Dr. Tsanoff replied My wife Edythe and I loved is to rededicate ourselves to the concerned and dedicated this subtle pressure, this with astonishment, "you are both Radoslav and Corrinne pursuit of them. participation in community challenge not to settle for a asking me to fail my own Tsanoff. What are the things which affairs. The Tsanoffs' minimum effort, was never course." At issue in ethics was Dr. Tsanoff so effectively involvement in many of intrusive, moralistic, or not abstract theory but the infused into the spirit and Houston's civic and cultural puritanical. On the contrary, it daily conduct of life. As far as Kolenda history of Rice? institutions is an excellent was always a gentle and Radoslav Tsanoff was First of all, it was his example of what the relation- implicit but confident concerned, philosophy was not Carolyn and Fred McManis concentrated, energetic, ship between town and gown reminder that we will be more just a way of life; it was the fullfilled if we try to rise to our Professor of Philosophy enthusiastic, joyful, unswerv- can and should be. What one way of life. A person cannot ing, and productive love of does in and for the community higher potential and to become think, really think, one way It is natural for the mood of a learning. It shone through in will be reflected in the better than we are. It was and live another way. Mind is memorial service to be his teaching and writing, in appreciativeness and willing- always a warm-hearted incarnate in behavior. Dr. mournful and solemn. countless occasions of sharing ness of that community to invitation to affirm life at the Tsanoff sometimes spoke of Natural, because of the sense it with his students on and off support its university. best and highest levels open to having to "trick the body"— of loss experienced by those campus. Whether he was Houstonians can be proud of us. his expression—into accepting left behind. But it seems just as addrssing a small group of a the Rice that serves vital Rice University is extremely the discipline of mind, with its natural, appropriate, even campus religious organization needs. Men vitally need to feel fortunate to have had perception of higher urgencies. necessary to recognize that a or an impressive body of respect for learnig and Radoslav Andrea Tsanoff in There can be no doubt that his memorial could take on the patrician members of the its midst. I think he would life moved normally in the knowledge. Dr. Tsanoff form of a celebration. Indeed, Philosophical Society of inspired such respect. approve of converting the orbit of the compelling ideas to the homage to a dead person Texas, he always gave his occasion of this memorial into which he devoted so much of Finally, the legacy left to us by Radoslav Tsanoff is a reminder of values that were his time and talent. He viewed so dear to him and that the career of mankind on earth something more fundamental and primary that underlies all dominated his life. If we try to as a single prolonged effort to "Radoslav Tsanoff has entered make thes values dominant in grasp amazing possibilities his activities and influences. I JJ am referring to his human the future course of Rice and in that almost all of us can at best abidingly Into Rice's substance our own careers, we shall only adumbrate vaguely and qualities: strong forthright character, the dignity and honor his memory in a way my at worst misconceive and which is consonant with what despise. bearing which immediately would fail in its purpose if it best, thoughtful contribution, communicated both his self- our lives are all about. Each generation of men and did not include an articulation suited for each occasion and each man of each generation of what that persons life imbued with the conviction needs the classics of means to the surviving. We are that the opportunity to Chem E . .. philosophy and literature as the survivors. We are gathered address others is a privilege indespensable aids towards here as members of the and a responsibility. He never (Continued from page 1) will have the intention of mitigating the crippling community to which Radoslav talked down to his listeners. causing the selection process blindness of our native Tsanoff belonged for almost In a word, he was a model department does not have the to be as natural as possible, ignorance. Dr. Tsanoff eagerly sixty years. When we look professor, and if the substance personnel to teach a third one. and hopefully, it will dissuade sought and gratefully more closely at the nature of of a university is its professors, Dr. Jackson stressed the point people who are not really accepted all the aid he could that belonging, we shall then Radoslav Tsanoff has that these design classes serious about a Chem E degree find in the remarkable records recognize that it was of an entered abidingly into Rice's depend a great deal on to change their major. The of our civilized tradition. He extraordinay and thought- substance. interaction between student Chem E department does not never thought of his ideas as provoking kind. I believe that and professor, and with want to get any "tougher" being his own in the sense that than necessary, but they do for us the most fitting way of 'kinship among efforts' classes larger than 50, this he could have originated them mourning Dr. Tsanoff s death interaction is impossible. Not want to give the quality unaided. Ideas are not is to celebrate the kind of life only does this hamper the education Rice is known for to personal possessions but that he infused into Rice Secondly, the legacy and professor, but the students do its students. At this time, the historic powers. From this through his presence here. example which he leaves for us not receive the quality resolution of the problem is not point of view, it it clear that he education they came to Rice clearly evident, but hopefully The life of an institution, is that there is a kinship will be decided in the best could not accept a sharp especially an institution of among all the efforts to gain for. Due to massive over- distinction, fashionable in learning, is primarily the work crowding, "You're not getting interest of the students recent years, between "doing" better understanding of involved. and activity of people who ourselves and our world. He what you paid for," said philosophy and studying the Jackson. history of philosophy; for he comprise it. To search for the spoke disparagingly of saw the works of genius essence and substance of a departmental fences and What is to be done about the Pub . • • forming our abiding spiritual university is to examine the sought to promote the search excess number of Chem E heritage as the sole doorway stamp impressed on it by its for links and interconnections majors is a different story. (Continued from page 1) through which we latecomers framers and molders of what among disciplines, in the Frankly, the department has may pass into the realms of many of us feel is the true spirit belief that all desciplines are not quite decided what they familiarity with Pub opera- wisdom. No person can go it of Rice. This is an occasion for components of our crucial but will do, but at this time 70 tions, accounting procedures, alone in the pursuit of wisdom. celebration because the values complex need for knowledge. students cannot be handled. stocking procedures, and in That is a social task. More which Dr. Tsanoff so indelibly Alhough himself wholly Exactly what will be done will general, the agility to take on than that, it is a historical infused into the crucial dedicated to philosophy as his depend on two factors—the the Manager's position when enterprise linking together all formative years of Rice's first special field of competence, he definite number of students Garfield is not present. human beings over the ages. half-century have not only did not subscribe to the enrolled in the Chem E In other business, SA The human quest is infinite, evoked a deep response from fashionable two-cultures program, and the amount of President Bruce Marcus and as one as it is many. his contemporaries—students, doctrine or to any other view extra help in the way of introduced a motion for the colleagues, administrators, that encouraged fragmenta faculty, lab instructors and Control Board to approve and the wider Houston tion. Some of you may recall assistants the department can "Bartender's Rates" privileges community—but also have Dr. Tsanoff s amused account obtain. for themselves—25

vision in the most champion of static absolutes areas of learning. program. But the main crux of with Gross, presented the mundane affairs. The name and frozen finalities. His latest the selection process will be opinion that it would serve as Tsanoff can to us mean work was called Civilization the handling of Ceng 301, the recompense to an otherwise philosophy, because Radoslav and Progress and is imbued Value of serious effort introductory Chem E course non-paying job. The motion Tsanoff's whole presence with the vision of positive that Chem E's take in the passed without discussion 4-2- among us symbolized the possibilities for an ongoing Thirdly, Dr. Tsanoff's spring semester of their 1 (Pierce giving proxy to supremacy of reflective vision. realization of civilized values example indicates how deeply Sophomore year. The grading Gross, and Carrington voting I fear my remarks may have in a world which is always in valued is the steady and will be "fairly tough" in 301, only to break ties). painted a rather forbidding danger of lapsing into malaise serious effort to carry over tougher than a normal Rice Meetings are called at and decay. That he died in the one's interest and competence course, according to Jackson. irregular intervals by Proctor figure—which is as false as The "toughening up" of 301 possible. He was friendly, year of our Bicentennial is a into the wider community, Carrington. the rice thresher, September 23,1976 —page 13 Bridge jgjjgjM ^a/tcoy ^osicerl by Eric Bressler Witness the West Dealer: ^asu/ie/aJetfew Sfesia/e' following deal (debacle). Both Vulnerable If East-West play 5-card majors then this sequence is £$aa> expectable: All for $15 adult, $7 student West North East South Astrohall. September 28, 1916 at 7:30 pm 1 * 10 1 V 2 • NORTH Make advance reservations by calling 528-5541 2 \? 3 • All Pass Paid for by Steelman for Senate Committee A copy of our report is filed with the • J 10 5 3 Fred Meyer. Chairman. Roxy Elting, Treasurer. Federal Election Commission, and is available Otherwise the following may occur: 8 from the Federal Election Commission, Wash.. D.C. 20463 West North East South 0 A K J 10 7 1 v Double 3 ? 4 • • Q72 Pass 5 • All Pass Most Souths played club partials, as North was reluctant to push on to game with a minimum hand. However, the sequence shown with the hand earned one Au*&e/euf North-South pair a top board. South apparently did not WEST EAST 6. 00-7:30 realize that West might have bid a short club, and he *KQ9 • 7 4 2 r /A'l/ie* . fcJuifi/ -/a/ire decide to make a game try in the face of the opponents' v A Q 10 5 v K J 7 4 3

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Star Gazer It's at times like this that I One of the best saxaphone * * * Professor Ushinsky can more fully appreciate players in the universe will * • * Dear P.B. Jerry— * * 11:31am* . 9/17 belonging to a Co-ed college. grace the Rice campus Dear Dr. Curtis, It's also at times like this that Saturday night in the RMC We just love having another We can differentiate to Hell, Want to buy: HP25, HP35, the Administration should Grand Hall as "The Jazz- Jones girl in our midst. but we can't integrate back. HP45. Want to sell: SR50. Call decide to make every college manian Devil." Kicks off the Your fans* i *n *th e commons Help!! 526-8136 nights. co-ed. RPC fall Jazz series. It's free. —two lost souls * * * * • • A Hanszen Frosh. Will you be? Dearest Su, * * * Albums played less than half a * * * We love you dearly. It was kind of a wild and wooly dozen times, Led Zep To whoever picked up a large JBL SA-660 integrated amp Thanks for Sunday night. affair. 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Media Center. Greaser's Palace. $1.50. 526-7613 material to "Back Page Editor, * * * Rice Thresher, RMC," or exclaimed, 'Now I know why 12m. Media Center. "A History of the American Avant- Spartans are not afraid to Garde 1959-63," repeated from Monday. bring it by our offices on the I cannot let myself be taken for second floor of the RMC. die!' "—The Ancient World: granted much longer. An Historical Perspective Saturday the twenty-fifth Tomorrow when I've left you by Henry C. Boren, e.g. Dear Mr. Selfrighteous, in frustration you'll realize History 201a. 12n. Deadline for removal of incompletes, wht you've lost. Maybe the East German government sent a spy to get # * * in the Registrar's office. -S. The first meeting of the Rice 7:30pm. Stadium. Texas A & M vs. U of H. I don't know back their stolen property. * * * * * * Varsity Suicide Team will be why. To Rhett in Wiess: on top of Sid Rich midnight, 7:30pm. Media Center. The Sugarland Express How do you separate the men the evening of the 23rd or (Spielberg, 1974). Plus short: If You'll Give Me Your As far as Biochemistry goes, from the boys in LOvett "Frankly, my dear, I don't give was that the morning of the Attention. . . $1.50. College? a damn!" 24th? We show great promise 7:30pm. Baton Rouge. Rice vs. LSU. Answer: With a crowbar!!! with many of our veteran 8pm. MSTAAH. Philoctetes closes. Luv,Scarlet —The men of SRC * * * players returning from last 8pm (?). Lovett. Clint Eastwood film festival. year. The hope is that this 9pm. RMC. RPC jazz concert: The Jazzmanian Devil. Free. For sale: 21" Nishiki Dear Brown College: year, with some new bolld, the 10pm. Media Center. The Sugarland Express. Competition(bicycle). Chrome- The Wiess College growl is team will(not?) fall flat on its moly frame, double-butted. alive and well beneath copious face. The choice is yours; take Sunday the twenty-sixth Only 8 months old. Call 526- red pubic hair. the PLUNGE! 4685,ask for Marty. Not jock—acrobat 10am. Texas Southern University campus. Day-long Black PS If I'm not there, start Arts Festival, featuring art exhibits, jazz performances, * * * without me. poetry readings, and other activities. 12:15pm. Hanszen, Wiess, and Baker. RDC voter notes and notices i registration. Greeks — On Thursday Sept. students who did not take it competition promises to be excellent. Experienced 7:30 and 10pm. Media Center. La Chienne (Jean Renoir, 30 at 7:30 pm in Sewall Hall when it was given in August. 205B, a one time meeting The make-up is scheduled judges are needed. If you 1931). $1.50. In French, with subtitles. would like to judge, contact t will be held for students of for Saturday October 2,1976 monday the twenty-seventh Greek origin (or anyone else) at 8:30 am in Rayzor Hall Ramon Diaz-Arrastia at 777- interested in receiving 110. All students are 9208; leave a note in information, etc., about the required to take it before Ramon's box at Wiess; or No Thresher. come by the Wiess PDR on 7pm. BL123. RIVCF presents John Seel, "Can A Believer programs and activities of graduation, so those who Houston's Greek Com- missed it are urged to make Friday, September 24, at 8 Lose His Salvation?" Everyone is invited. pm. Even if you are not 7:30pm. SH309. RAMAS lecture: Luis Vela, "Mexican- munity. Refreshments, every attempt to take it on maybe. Saturday October 2nd. experienced, come by. American Culture." • * * * * * * # * 7:30pm. Media Center. "A History of the American Avant- Soiree — There will be a Garde, 1963-66:" films by Anger, Brakhage, Jacobs, and Museum — Any student, Elect — Hanszen College will faculty, or staff member hold fall elections on Friday, soiree featuring James D. Conrad. $1.50. McManis, October 3, at 8pm 8pm. Hamman Hall. The Rice Players present their first interested in fouding a Rice October 1. Vacancies Chapter of the Muslim include Secretary, on at the C.B. Jung Educa- play of the 1976-77 season, A Gap in Generations by tional Center, 5200 Mon- Jerry Blunt. Call 527-4040 for reservations. $ 1.50 for Rice Student Association of campus and off campus North America and Canada Representatives, and trose Blvd. "The Enchanted students and staff; $3.00 for everyone else. Forest", a comment about 9pm. Miller Theatre. Ben-Hur. Free. please contact Douglas Senator to the SA. If Monk at 526-2581 or drop a interested in running, why family myths are too tuesday the twenty-eighth note in the box for room 362 contact Dave Dyche, 526- good to be true, will be the Baker. We especially need a 9490 or Paul Spellissy, 526- topic. 7613 by Friday, September * * * 5:30pm. Baptist Student Union. Dinner for 75$, followed by faculty sponsor. * * * 24. Bikes — Register your a speech by Steve Cable, "Missions in Bangladesh." * * * 7:30pm. Media Center. Ruggles of Red Gap (McCarey, Party — The Club Ibero- bicycles with the City of 1935). $1.50. Americano will have a Wine Quit? — The "Stop Smoking Houston, Thursday, Sep- tember 30th. At $1 it's still 8pm. Hamman Hall. A Gap in Gernerations. and Cheese party at 1810 Program," presented by the cheapest form of theft 9pm. Miller Theatre. Moby Dick. Free. Bolsover on Sunday, Jones College, is not September 26 at 5 pm. restricted to students who insurance. For more Wednesday the twenty-ninth Admission is free for all paid know they want to stop information, call 526-3570. members and $2.00 for smoking. Rather, the * * * 7pm. KTRU. "Live with the Fire:" A live interview with the guests and members who program is designed to help Careers — Brochures for the group St. Elmo's Fire. Call 527-4050. have not paid. If those you figure out if you really Foreign Officers for the 7:30pm. Media Center. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari planning to attend should want to quit smoking. To Department of State and the (Wiene, 1919). $1.50. sign up in Sra. Martinez' enroll, contact Mrs. White in United States Information 7:30pm. SH301. Rice Prelaw Association meeting. office (RH 102). Those the Jones College Office. Dr. Agency have arrived in the 8pm. Museum of Fine Arts. MFAfilm: The Killing. Prob- wishing to pay the $2.00 Doody is faculty sponsor. Placement Office. Applica- ably about $2. dues should contact Sra. * * * tions for the examination 8pm. HH. A Gap in Generations. Martinez, Sra. Boorman, or Speech — Rice University must have been received by 9pm. Miller Theatre. The Treasure of Sierra Madre. a club officer or member. will be sponsoring a high October 24, 1976. The exam Free. * * * high school speech tour- will be given on December 4. Competency — The English nament on the weekend of Pick up brochure and thursday the thirtieth Department will administer October 22-23. High schools application in the Place- a make-up of the English from throughout Texas have ment Office, 301 Lovett Hall, 2-4pm. Baker quadrangle. Bicycle registration. Competency Exam for those been invited and the and the History Dept. the rice thresher, September 23,1976 —page 16