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VOLUME NO. 51 ISSUE 13 UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE, DURHAM, N. H. — NOVEMBER 9, 1961 PRICE — TEN CENTS

Chi Omega, ATO Capture Sherman Adams After UNH IFC Stunt Night Honors Presidency, Claims Editor Alpha Tau Omega and Chi enthusiastic applause from the A story appearing in a Som- would be an unwise choice for Omega took first place honors sell-out crowd. Gary Boire di­ ersworth newspaper last week the UNH presidency, saying last Friday evening at the rected the ATO combine, touched off widespread specu­ that an educator should get the once-every-two,-years S tu n t “Phi Mu Presents the Stacked lation throughout the state that job. Night sponsored by the Inter- Deck,” directed by Linda Issa, former Governor Sherman Several UNH students noted fraternity Council. The two brought the Phi Mu Sorority a Adams may be seeking the the irony of recent events con­ winning stunts captured both second place award. The Phi presidency of UNH. The article cerning the UNH presidency. audience and judges’ fancy with Mu’s appeared in _ elaborate appeared in a column entitled Sinclair Weeks, recently ap­ themes based on current world costumes with various card “Across the Editor’s Desk” in pointed University Trustee, was ^iews events. legends on them and worked the Somersworth Free Press. appointed Secretary of Com­ Chi Omega’s entry entitled out an honest-to-goodness card The article entitled “Adams merce after Adams had been “Brave No World” developed game. UNH Prexy?” stated: named Assistant to President “Here’s an exclusive item of the idea of the perils of the Acacia’s presentation of Eisenhower back in 1953. Now, special New Hampshire in­ atomic age through choreo- “Kahrmen” was a parody of several students commented to terest: reliable sources from graphy and lyrics set to the the famous opera “Carmen.” The New Hampshire, Weeks Durham and Concord have holds the power of appointment tune of “C’mon Get Hip My Directed by Bill Fuller and Lee told us in the past few days Lord”. The Chi O entry was Wilder, the Acacia entry fea- for a job which Adams is that former Presidential reportedly seeking. coached by Prue Gallup and tured a variety of characters Assistant and former New Rover _ Scribner and featured clad in bizarre clothing, who Hampshire Governor, Sher­ the voice of Jill Flint. were greeted enthusiastically by man Adams, is giving serious ATO Winner certain elements of the audi- consideration to suggestions Bookstore Plans Men’s division prize winner ence. that he be a candidate for ATO tackled international pro- Alpha Xi Delta’s plea for president of the University blems with a spoof summit more attention from the UNH of New Hampshire. Sale of 'Tropic’ meeting between Khrushchev maje was made in a skit en- “As we get the story, many and Kennedy, played b,y Larry titled «New Hampshire Wo- prominent New Hampshire Colby and Brad Thomas respec- man.” political leaders as well as a tively. Thomas’ impersonation Tketa Upsiion spoofed old surprising number of educators Under the Counter of the Chief Executive brought fashioned movies with an act have urged Adams to consider By Dave Batchelder ______called “A Night at the Theat­ the job and to throw his hat in Tropic of Cancer, Henry Mill­ er.” the ring with others whom the er’s controversial novel, will be Pacifist Greeted W ith “Homecoming 1961” was UNH faculty-trustee committee sold “from under the counter” ruiiiui ur&eieu rwnn Theta Chi,s entry in the com _ Martha Berry, who portrays Mrs. Summey in the Univer­ will be screening the next many at the University Bookstore, weeks. sity Players’ presentation of “Dark of the Moon,” applies a bit “Doc” Henson, manager of the 1 Vic Battaglioli was Master of “In fact, Adams is reported to Skepticism By Students of last minute makeup prior to Tuesday evening’s dress rehear­ store, said yesterday. Ceremonies at the affair. Jud- have visited the UNH campus It was only last year that the By Steve Taylor ges for the competition includ- sal. The play begins tonight on the PAC stage at 8 p.m. for an on-the-spot inspection Miller book, written in the Each year the UNH campus ed Dean Elizabeth A. McQuade (Photo by Dave Batchelder) recently with the possibility 1930’s, became openly available sees an assortment of off-beat Dr. Andrew _ Galos, and Mr. of going after the appointment in the United States. individuals appear on campus Douglas Zweizig. in mind. “I won’t put it out on the advocating diverse and often Stunt Night alternates each “Adams, apart from his foray shelves”, Henson explained. .very unpopular points of view, year with the Mayoralty Big into the publishing business “Personally I think the book is (Continued on Page 5) Show. 'Dark of the Moon’ Opens with a best seller on his years filthy dirty . . . I question its with Eisenhower, has taken up value as literature.” He went the life of a virtual hermit on to explain that he had read Tonight at PAC Auditorium since he left his Washington the book, paying no attention to post. Now, the report goes, he the “dirty words” and “didn’t The 1961-1962 season of the enough for a man to ride, and is showing interest in coming get anything out of what was University Theatre opens to­ the earthy people who take out of retirement and making a left.” night at 8 p.m. with “Dark of their pleasure when they want positive contribution in some Rochester Ban the Moon,” a comedy fantasy it. In this setting the strange field of endeavor.” The MacFadden Publishing by Berney and Richardson bas­ love of John, the witch-boy, for The Free Press is owned and Company mailed a shipment of ed on the folk ballad “Barbara Barbara Allen, the mountain- edited by John Ballentine. 25 paperback copies to the UNH Allen.” girl is born and lives its rather According to wire service Bookstore yesterday. Grove Taking place in the back­ stormy course. stories Adams declined comment Press first published the book woods country of the Smoky Under the direction of Pro­ on the article. in the hardcover edition; then Mountains, the story revolves fessor John C. Edwards, new News sources on the UNH MacFadden came out with it in around a witch-boy who “from theatre director, “Dark of the campus denied any knowledge paperback. Because the novel the Mountain came, A-pinin’ to Moon” brings back to the stage of Adams having visited the is over 30 years old, it is no longer protected by copyright be human, Fer he had seen the many veterans of former sea­ campus. fairest gal . . . A gal named sons and introduces a number The Portsmouth Herald edi­ laws. MacFadden has been bought-out by Grove and Grove Barbara Allen.” of fresh stage personalities. torially suggested that Adams is now only distributing the Humorous in the dialect and 95£ paperback. Grove Press is expressions of its characters, the same firm that was hailed in “Dark of the Moon” provides literary circles for first pub­ a light side of life in which UNH Traffic Commission Opens Up lishing in the United States the “hawgs”, corn licker, and square oft-censored Lady Chatterley’s dancing are among the major Lover by D. H. Lawrence. topics of discussion. There are Additional Student Parking Areas In at least two more New problems, too, among the moun­ By Sandy Barden part will have to result in fines. Hampshire towns last week tain-folk, but these are taken Tropic of Cancer was banned care of by that old time reli­ The area between Paul Art An increase in the number of Center and Randall-Hitchcock by officials. In another town, gion, frenzied in its revival bookstore owners voluntarily meetings where the spirit commuting students has caused has recently been designated for parking problems on the Uni­ removed the book from their moves the sinners to be washed faculty-staff parking. versity campus, according to shelves. in the blood of the Lamb. Prior to this time, commuters members of the University Tra­ “ Not For My Children” This is a lively play, roman­ wishing to use the bookstore Portsmouth booksellers stop­ ffic Commission. have had difficulties in finding tic, fantastic, and quite frank. ped selling the book last week In conjunction with recom­ parking space. In response to Among the mountains and rid­ after a city official criticized mendations made by the com­ this problem, the University ges move conjur men and wo­ the work. Rochester police of­ mittee, staff members of the Traffic Commission is opening men, witches, eagles large ficials banned the novel last University were notified this up 20 spaces facing Mill Road. week. These two cities joined summer that their parking These will be between the two Concord and Laconia with po­ areas had been changed. Pro­ entrances to the staff parking lice bans on the book. Official Notices blems have arisen, since in lot. Limited to 20 minute park­ many cases the staff has not At Hanover, the town’s two ATTENTION SENIORS. ing, this area is available to all book merchants halted sales of Placement interviewing is adhered to the rules set up by commuters who wish to use the Miller work on “their own the Commission. the Bookstore, T-Hall, or other scheduled to start Monday, initiative,” according to a news December 4. Reservations for President Eldon L. Johnson, buildings in the vicinity. A no­ in a letter sent to the staff, re­ story in the Tuesday issue of interviews will be accepted tice of the opening in the Book­ The Dartmouth, undergraduate immediately for those who quested cooperation on its store area parking lot will be daily at Dartmouth college. part. His letter also explained in The New Hampshire pending have completed placement The Dartmouth Bookstore and registration. All others are reasons for the change in facul­ the completion of signs for the ty and staff, parking. Past years Eastman’s Drugstore, according urged to complete registra­ area. to The Dartmouth, removed the tion as soon as possible. have proved that the area in front of Hewitt Hall, used for Official Notices from the book from their stands after PARKING CHANGE. The parking, was a hazard to stu­ Dean’s Office this week design­ hearing of the action taken in University Traffic Committee dents passing through it on ated that the area across from Portsmouth. has opened the student por­ their way to the classroom Paul Art Center is now open Roger Eastman, proprietor of tion of the College Road lot buildings nearby. The planting for all commuters who have Eastman’s Drug Store, said opposite the Paul Arts Cent­ of grass in this area has re­ stickers. that “it is a pity” the way the Pretty songbird Elaine Maurey claims her “Heart Be- er, to all commuting students, cently been completed; students There has been some discus­ book is written, and that he ngs to State U” at last Friday’s IFC Stunt Night. Elaine was regardless of class. will now be able to pass through sion on the possibility of a didn’t want his or anyone else’s vocalist for the Alpha Xi Delta entry entitled “New Hampshire the section without encountering first-come first served basis for children reading the Miller Students should watch this parking, with no class distinc­ foman”, which exhorted UNH men to pay more attention to column for other possible the problem of incoming or out­ book. going cars. President Johnson tion as has previously existed The Dartmouth questioned NH coeds. revisions in the parking reg­ on campus. This would open all ulations. reminded faculty and staff that editorially why Eastman sells (Photo by Dare Batchelder) any uncooperativeness on their (Continued on Page 2) (Continued on Page 8) PAGE TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, NOVEMBER 9, 1961

LEN S AN D SH U T T E R : There will be a short business meeting followed Parking . . . Reelers Hold Big PAG Shew Features R O TC Notes What’s Up by a black and white print judging and a color slide presentation Novem­ (Continued from Page 1) The week of November 6 is “ D AR K OF TH E MOON” : The first ber 9 at 7:00 p.m. in Hewitt Hall. student parking lots to all com­ Sq uare Dance Art Easily Bought patrol week for all M.S. ID play of the season opens tonight and FUTURE FARMERS: The next muters. Such action is at pre­ The Durham Reelers sponsor­ runs through November 11. Season business meeting of the UNH chapter cadets. At the end of the week sent pending study by the Com­ tickets may be obtained by calling Ex­ is scheduled for Monday, November 13, ed a square dance on November each Sophomore cadet will have tension 370; for single tickets, which at 7:00 p.m. in Putnam Hall, Room 18. mission. By UNH Undergrads 4 in the Strafford Room of the taken part in one of the many are $1.00 each, call Extension 383. Refreshments will be served. W ill all Commuters have expressed Memorial Union Building. Con- interested in joining please attempt For the period November 9 patrols which go out each night. BLUE AND WHITE: Season tickets to attend. concern with the problem of tras and squares were the order are on sale in the Memorial Union finding a space within walking through November 21, an ex­ These maneuvers are being con­ Building for $5.00. Single tickets for ENGLISH C: The Improvement in of the evening, and the “rest ducted in the woods behind the the Pitts' urgh Symphony Orchestra Reading Organization meeting for the distance where they, as students, periods” in between squares hibition of Graphic Art from second series will be held Friday, N o­ University campus. Senior ca­ concert on Sunday, November 19, are are permitted to park. One com­ consisted of polkas, waltzes, the Ferdinand Roten collection also on sale at $2.00. vember 10, in the Hewitt Hall projec­ muter state that “There doesn’t dets and Pershing Rifles are tion room 208 on the second floor at and round dances. will be presented in the small assisting in the conduct of these I.S.A. AND MORTAR BOARD: The 1:00 p.m. Classes will begin November seem to be any lack of space. Larry Fountain, a UNH stu­ gallery in the Paul Arts Center. next meeting of the International Stu­ 13. It’s just that the committees patrols which will end on Fri­ dents’ Association will be held on No­ dent and member of the Reel­ The purpose of this exhibition, FRESHMEN CAMP APPLICA­ day evening, November 10. vember 14 at 8:00 p.m. in the New can’t decide where students TIONS : Tomorrow is the last day to ers, doubled as Master of Cere­ in addition to presenting a Hampshire Alumni Room. Dr. Alssen The following Army ROTC sign up for positions as Freshman should park.” monies and caller. Other callers of the Languages Department will varied picture of the Graphic Camp counselors. Applications should cadets have been selected as speak on “ W hat is a Russian?” An during the evening were Mai Art from the early 19th cen­ ’ e made at New Hampshire Hall, informal discussion will be held during Hayden, Ed Moody, Tom best cadet of the Battle Group Room 205, between 9:00 a.m. and Hall, Alumni Room a 8 heures. Soyez tury to the present, is to en­ the refreshment period following the at the weekly Thursday after­ 1:30 p.m. Former counselors must re­ les bienvenus. On servira des raffrai- Noonon, and Professor Schultz lecture. Both I.S.A. and Mortar Board courage the individual to pur­ apply for positions. All new applicants noon review. October 5: Harry urge anyone interested to attend this shissements. of the University faculty. Chap­ chase for himself original must also sign up for an interview meeting, for it will be an excellent STUDENT EDUCATION ASSOCI­ erones for the evening were Mr. W. Durgin; October 12: Scott with the Executive Staff. works at a reasonable price. opportunity for American and foreign ATION : Meeting Thursday, November and Mrs. Swan, Mr. and Mrs. L. Locicero; October 19: Ronald students to discuss common problems LE CERCLE F R A N C A IS : Se reunira 16, 7:30 p.m. at the M U B. Film will The beginning collector can K. Noble; October 26: Richard be “ And Gladly Teach.” Bardwell, and Miss Jacobs. and interests. le 9 Novembre en New Hampshire acquire works by well-known Chapman. The best cadet is artists at far below the ordin­ chosen each week on the basis ary market prices. For example, of outstanding personal appear-» a Cezanne etching n’lay be pur­ ance on the drill field. chased fo r $10.00, whereas at Lt. Colonel Warren W. Wit£, auction today in New York or Assistant Professor of Mili­ Paris, Cezanne paintings fre­ tary Science at the University quently bring over half a mil­ of New Hampshire, has re­ if f * 11 !\ | \ I jP | ! 0 I ( \ i lion dollars. Similarly, a Ber­ ceived notification from the De­ i i it m § 1/ i ni i A W i 5 s W a 5 nard lithograph may be pur­ partment of the Army of his chased for the very modest sum promotion to Lt. Colonel. of $12.00, a Daumier litho­ During World War II, Lt. graph fo r $5.00, or a Picasso Colonel Witt distinguished him­ for $25.00. self during five campaigns in ■H i HHl H H ■ JF H BH H The selection is wide enough the European Theatre of Oper­ to accomodate the tastes of al­ ations. For this service he was most anyone interested in the awarded the Silver Star, Bronze D n i K i-TT purchase of the works of art. Star, Commendation Ribbon n W l i l i h 9 It is hoped that the University and the Purple Heart. staff and students will take ad­ Prior to his military service vantage of this opportunity and while an undergraduate at either to add to their personal Oklahoma A.M. he was well collections or to acquire the known in the South West as work of an artist they admire. one of the outstanding lines­ men of the A.M. football team. During his military service Colonel Witt served in Europe, ,'A a - E. M. Loew’s Korea, Alaska and various posts in the Continental United States. In 1954 he was gradu­ ated from the Command and CiviC General Staff College at Fort Portsmouth, N. H. Leavenworth, Kansas. The UNH Army ROTC Pro N-O-W Thru SAT. gram, in coordination with Sky 211 JPI JH jPW i ■ ■ M l At 1:30 - 6:35 & 8:45 haven Airport in Rochester, ^ ii Except Saturday Afternoon now under way. The five Senior Susan Hayward cadets who have met all neces­ MACH 3 John Gavin sary qualifications and are now undergoing flight traiping are- i f ! A o i I 9 ‘Backstreet’ In Color Major David B. Bradley, Cap tain Ovel L. Gregory, Captain BONUS HIT FRI. & SAT. Paul J. Silberger, First Lieu­ NITE AT 10:40 ONLY tenant Paul L. Twomey, and Color — Fabian First Lieutenant Martin T71 Carol Lynley Glennon. ‘Hound Dog Man’ Sat. Matinee Only At 1:30 PORTSMOUTH’S ‘Hound Dog Man’ W O O L E A H 3 Stooges & Cartoon C O L O N IA L Starts Sun., Nov. 19 Now thru Sat., Nov. 11th FOR 10 DAYS Sophisticated! Exciting! Color — Audrey Hepburn ‘PURPLE NOON’ ‘Breakfast At Marie Laforet Tiffany’s Alain Delon George Peppard Sun. - Tues., Nov. 12 - 14 In Color! ‘A Thunder Of Drums’ Franklin Theatre Nov. 15! ‘Paris Blues’ Almost every scientifically trained man can find stimulating and rewarding career THERE’S opportunities within the broad spectrum o f Pratt & Whitney Aircraft activities. Thurs. 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UNH Law Candidates Engelhardt Hall Columbia Geologist Discusses Sediment and Mapping To Take LSflT Later Dr. Maurice Ewing, Director Floor.” Illustrating his lecture time, with the exception of one. tation in later years. As a result of the outstand­ FirstMen’sDorm of the Lamont Geophysical Ob­ with slides, graphs, and chares, At the present time, the cause The lecture brought out the servatory and Professor of he compared the new advances of this change is not known, ing showing made by UNH many new discoveries wlvch students taking the Law School Geology at Columbia Univer­ in the mapping of the bottom but a second expedition will be are being made in the scientific Admissions Test in past years, To Win IM Cup sity, was the first speaker in and the sedimentary and rocky made to find out more on this fields today. Because of this ad­ it is now no longer necessary the Distinguished Lecture layers beneath it with the older topic. Engelhardt Hall recently was vance, Dr. Ewing feels that ed­ for students to take the No­ Series. techniques. Dr. Ewing said that the awarded the All-Points Trophy ucation in the sciences is an im­ vember exam. Instead they will Speaking last Thursday, No­ He stated that these sedi­ theory of the rocks at the bot­ emblematic of intramural sports portant part of the college pro­ take it in February, thus giv­ vember 2, Dr. Ewing discussed ments have remained basically tom of the ocean being a con­ supremacy for the year 1960- gram. Students should study ing the benefit of an extra se­ “The Sediments on the Ocean the same through all periods of densation of sediments is a fal­ 61. Engelhardt became the first the basic facts which can be mester’s study. lacy. He stated that this theory men’s dormitory to win the is based upon the fact that applied to all fields, since spec­ In making this announcement, trophy since the honor was in­ there is more sediment upon ialization is likely to be chang­ Dr. John Holden, Chairman of stituted 31 years ago. the floor now. However, this is ed by the time that students the Department of Government, The Engelhardt teams rolled due to a faster rate of sedimen­ graduate. explained that the University up a 32 point margin over run- has been increasing its average nerup SAE in the point race. RED’S SHOE BARN grade around 3% per year: The point system is based on more people have placed in the with the various dorm and frater­ 90th percentile during the past 3 MaxShuIman nity 'teams’ performances inj Factory Rejects and Cancellations On Campos years than in the preceding ten the various athletic programs years combined. University stu­ (Author of “ I Was a Teen-age Dwarf” , “ The Many throughout the year. dents now are studying in all of Famous Brand Shoes Loves of Dobie Gillis” , etc.) major law schools in the East Whoops Snively directs the ^xcept for Harvard—and Dr. intramural program and has Holden hastened to add that charge of computation of the Largest Showing of Campus this is because no one at pres­ point standings. Shoes in Area ent has applied there. The Trophy was presented to POVERTY CAN BE FUN Even though students will dorm President Carl Sargent not have to take the Novem­ during halftime of the recent It is no disgrace to be poor. It is an error, but it is no disgrace. ber exam, Dr. Holden strongly UNH-Merchant Marine foot­ 35 Broadway Dover, N. H. So if your purse is empty, do not skulk and brood and hide advises that applications to ball game. their prospective law schools Open 9-9 your head in shame. Stand tall. Admit your poverty. 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B o o k s Nice Going, Gang Jleto 3|antpsfnte Not A Nihilist Hey, gang, that sure was good work the The Complete Works of Nathanael West way you handled those nutty dramatics people Published weekly on Thursday throughout the college year by the students Farrar, Straus, and Cudahy $5.00 the night before last. You sure did a good job of the University of New Hampshire. Entered as second-class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire, under the Act of March 8, 1879. By Bill Moody with those water bombs on those Mask and Dag­ Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in section 1103, Mr. West did not live very long, fortunately for Act of October 8, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. Subscription: $3.00 ger kids trying to get people to buy tickets to per year. the church, big business, Hollywood, politics and their silly old play. bigots in general. Students majoring in English will You men in East-West deserve plenty of find some identification with him in the fact that he M USIC credit for dumping out your waste baskets and died the day after F. Scott Fitzgerald, an American old banana peels on the heads of that dramatics author of some saintliness. crowd. And Fairchild sure did a nice job on the Flute Recital Mr. Alan Ross sums up “With his last strength he swear words and water bombs. Hetzel should West’s talents simply and with fought off the unconquerable get some credit for that apple barrage, too. By Jurgen Kruger an air of clarity seldom found worm” and undoubtedly an in introductions. “West’s early overt case of food poisoning, Too bad the quadrangle and the girls’ The University’s concert program has scheduled writings are bitter, extremist, Moving on and on, up the en- dorms didn’t come through the way you fellows a flute recital by Sandra Hoffman on Sunday, No­ near surrealist and aggressive, trails of the horse, Balso finds did. vember 12, at 8 p.m. in the Paul Arts Theatre. The criticism underlying them is the absurd and the foolish, based on a near disgust that From the adventures of a It is good to see at least somebody is inter­ Mrs. Hoffman is a native of soloist with the Wheeling Pops is not far from hysteria: the school-boy attempting to seduce ested in keeping culture at a minimum around New Orleans and attended the Orchestra. Presently Mrs. Hoff­ language is obscure, extrava- his literature teacher by writ- UNH. W e’ve got to watch out for intellectual- Louisiana State University for man teaches flute at UNH and gant, privately allusive and inff psuedo-Russian novels to two years where she studied plays with the Portland, Maine contemptuously scatalogical.” meeting and seducing his own ism, you know, and the best way to do that is to. Symphony. with Everett Tim. At Musk­ Yet with all these drawbacks, high school teacher m a quiet stamp it out before it spreads. Eternal vigilance ingum College, Ohio, Mrs. Hoff­ The program for her recital a strange sense of success rises park. There is no reality in this is necessary to keep culture from getting any man completed another two will include Bach’s Sonata in out of his stories. The sound story, we know it to be a dream, foothold in Durham. years of college, receiving a E flat. Hindemith’s Sonata, of echoing laughter is disturb- yet, somehow, we find illusive We hope you guys will have those water Bachelor of Music degree. M orzart’s Andante in C, K. 315, ing and leaves a vacancy where truths in it. Debussy’s Syrinx, and an Ibert an illusion had stood. The feel- Miss Lonely-hearts has bombs ready when the Pittsburgh Symphony Mrs. Hoffman is here at the Concerto. ing that West is still laughing been reviewed in this paper be­ arrives, and those wastebackets and the garbage, University with her husband, Accompanying Mrs. Hoffman at his and everyone else’s faults fore, so I shall give but a too. We mustn’t allow an anti-UNH thing like a who is a member of the music will be Joyce Zei. Mrs. Zei is remains behind, long after the brief outline of it. A newspaper concert to be held in Durham. department faculty. Her musical already well known and highly book has 'been set aside and man who writes an advice col- experience includes playing acclaimed on campus for her forgotten. umn in a daily New York paper And watch out for anybody who tells you with the New Orleans Sym­ past performances. “The Dream Life of Balso finds himself becoming involved you ought to go to the play, or the concert or phony, the Baton Rouge Sym­ This concert is free of Snell” in his readers’ problems. At- to anything over in that Arts Center. They may phony, the Wheeling, West charge and everyone is wel­ Wandering about the ancient tempting to find solutions to be subversives or Communists, or something like Virginia Symphony, and as come. city of Troy, Balso discovers sonrn of these he meets one that. the Anus Mirabilis of the Tro­ emotional crisis after another. Finally in solving a marital Yes, sir, gang that was nice going Tuesday jan Horse. Entering, he en counters “Maloney the Aero problem he is crucified and for- night. Keep up the good work. 65 Cents pagite” who is a Catholic gotten. The implications of a — Taylor mystic and is attempting to second coming are obvious. By Norm Klein force of the picture meaningful. crucify himself with thumb West’s concern with the fail- Rebel Without a Cause is excel­ tacks.” Maloney attracts Balso’s are of sincerity in a world of He Who Must Die lent, four stars and a 3.3. Pierre Vaneck, Meling Mer­ attention by telling him of his “hard cold reality” again re­ biography of Saint Puce (a flea minds one of our “best of all couri and Jean Servais star in Gulliver’s Travels Careful Consideration this amazing French film. Di­ who lived in the armpit of possible worlds.” Many little people and one Christ). “Saint Puce was born “A Cool Million” is written rector Jules Passin has taken a big one star in Swift’s fantasy. Next Thursday The New Hampshire will fine novel, “The Greek Passion” from an egg that was laid in in parody of the Horatio Alger appear with twelve pages. This effort will rep­ It is a jovial production and the flesh of Christ, while as a style of American boy making by Nikos Kazantzakis, and cap­ probably a Lilli-put Getter than resent the largest paper the students of UNH tured the thesis with a rare babe He played on the floor of good. Mr. West writes in the most fairy tales. the stable in Bethlehem. That reversal and the outcome is in- have ever received. The New Hampshire in the simplicity and drama. The A fine show for the family; theme is the nature of man; his the flesh of a god has been a deed much the better for it. past has run ten page editions but never have recommended by “Parents”. The adventures of Lem Pit­ relation to evil, his divinity, his stage in the incubation of more than one being is well known: kin, a country yokel in searcn twelve pages been run in a single issue. ability to understand and seize Never On Sunday Dionysius and Athena come to of fame and success, end en- Other universities comparable to UNH have the passion of Christ. As the Never On Sunday was filmed theme suggests, the film is mind tirely differently from what we student papers which run more pages, as at the in Greece by Toles Dassin who “Oh happy, happy childhood! would expect. At^ the end old rich in rewards for the thought­ gained fame as director of He University of Maine, but few run as large a sheet Playing in the curled brown Lem has lost his teeth, one ful—it is also dramatically ex­ Who Must Die. The cast includes as does The New Hampshire, and few with as silk, sheltered from all harm bv eye and his scalp, seen rapes, cellent with five scenic touches. Melina Mercouri, Jules Dassin Christ’s arm. Eating the sweet riots and the inside of a jail small a staff. He Who Must Die swept the and others. Never on Sunday is flesh of our Saviour; drinking cell. Finally he is killed by an It was with considerable interest that we French Academy Awards in a light comedy with a touch of His blood; bathing in His assassin and made hero of the 1957; the Times and the New spice. Dassin arrives in Greece heard last week of a movement underway at sweat.” As Saint Puce grew day. “Hail, Lemuel Pitkin! Yorker proclaimed it to be the and becomes interested in pro­ UNH which will seek to secure the practice of older he traveled far and wide. All Hail, The American Boy!” finest picture presented in stitute Mercouri—in a different “He roamed the forest of God's Satire and cynicism graphically granting academic credit for work performed America for the same year. He way—all his concern back-fires chest and crossed the hill of tell the sad story of a point in in extracurricular activities. Who Must Die is excellent, five as the prostitutes of Port His abdomen.” After having our culture Americans refuse stars and a 3.9. Piraeus organize in rebellion. The New Hampshire is able to pay meager many and varied adventures, to see or believe. What does Never On Sunday is well done. salaries to a half dozen student editors. Beyond Saint Puce returned to his na- happen to the all-American boy Rebel Without a Cause It is not overly ambitious, hut this point the paper must seek staff members on James Dean and Natalie tive home-land. There he died, who does not succeed? all that is attempted is achieved. “Day of the Locust” a purely voluntary basis. Needless to say it is Wood return in this violent Never On Sunday is good, four Tod Hackett, the bright young quite difficult to get dependable reporters to story of misplaced juveniles. stars and a 2.8. work for nothing. Dean is an unhappy boy of man from Yale soon notices middle class parents who turns Two Rede Together Letter to the Editor after his arrival in Hollywood Academic pressures today tend to discour­ tough to feel an importance. He James Stewart, Richard Wid- that the people “whose clothes age students from working on a campus paper. finds dealing with death in mark and Shirley Jones all get Doesn't Like Us were somber and badly cut, Some form of reward must be offered in order knife fights and suicide car involved with injuns, forts, im­ bought from mail-order houses” to^stimulate interest among the capable and con­ races, his reaction to love, migrants, and just plain trouble To the Editor: were dull and boring and “when death and uncertainty create a with the marshall. It ain’t hard­ Can it be that there is no- their stare was returned, their scientious individuals needed to publish a week moving screen experience. ly different. thing of greater importance on eyes filled witli hatred. At this in, week out newspaper. This picture is frank; perhaps I’m afraid we is inclined to the UNH campus to editorialize ^.ime knew very little about We are by no means lamenting the fact too dramatic, yet Dean adds the give this picture a fair, 2 stars than the financial position of except they had come _ to that we have only a handful of devoted news­ proper sensitivity to make the and 2.0. Cat Tales?? “None of our California to die. At his job Business” seems to advance the w , a movie company he soon papermen on our staff. We are pleased with feeling of the pettiness or per- meUs some of the grotesquely things as they have gone thus far. Comment haps the humorous office of the comic figures; Abe Kusich, the (We do feel, however, that a growing UNH editor. Indeed, it might convey dwarf bookie; Shoop, the tall needs a growing campus newspaper. A uni­ Vulg thoughts that the editor is not d™g-store cowboy; Homer versity of 4000 students ought to be able to sup­ ar able to accomplish a construe- sl“ Ps°n> the hotel bookkeeper tive piece of writing. ™th hands; and Faye port a larger paper. A university of 6000 will By Steve Taylor It probably was none of the Greener, the extra who belonged demand a larger newspaper. editor’s business; but as one of to anyone with looks or money, The New Hampshire can expand. It will Last Friday evening’s IFC-sponsored Stunt the editor’s functions (suppos- sees battles fought on not take much additional student tax support to Night saw some of the poorest taste and downright edly) is to create some sort of £a:rdboard mountains, collapsing publish a larger paper as advertising can be vulgarity this writer has ever seen on the UNH cam­ controversy and student inspir- pSPan^h Galleons and made to absorb an increasing share of the pus. The two winning acts were original and were ed dissension, why doesn’t he th* Holly w? od quite cleverly done. rise above the trivial matters 1 fd screaming paper’s production costs. and concentrate upon such j . ?, S eac 0 ei*. to It will need a larger staff, however, par­ Most of the others were in with toilet paper for that mat­ pithy concerns as the apathetic ’ 6 S1^na ure 0 a ticularly if it is to publish more frequently. good taste while two were ter.) (sic) parking facilities Yet this West ig not a nim t T This proposal to grant academic credit for definitely in the worst of taste. One would expect that fra­ weighty concern probably is be . surrounded by a human’ One of these two horrors won a ternities and sororities, who not in the editor’s sphere of junk_yard> yet bene/ th hig bor_ worthwhile extracurricular activity would like­ prize, although we can’t see purport to be the cream of the m uence. jng, scorn there lie moments of wise serve to strengthen other campus activities, how. social crop, would have suffici­ Possioly the editor could compassion. Hackett looks a- such as the campus radio station and television It seems to us that these ent talent and ideas to put on make better use of his space round and remarks «It is hard station and the various musical organizations. skits should not even be staged decent and original humor at by using it to stimulate a sense to Iau h at the need f beau_ unless they offer some form of least once each year. of intellectual and academic cur- t and romance, no matter how Opposition will undoubtedly develop to this originality. We saw the same We would be ashamed to have losity m the undergraduate tasteless, even horrible, the re­ idea. One problem certain to appear will con­ assortment of half-hearted hu­ someone from off-campus see programs (which he has at- sults of that need are’ But it mor, vulgar jokes, and fool act­ cern the role of the University, should such a either of those disgusting so- tempted to imply in a recent js easy to sigh. Few things are plan be instituted, in controlling the organiza­ ing a year ago at the Mayoral­ called stunts. Surely UNH can editorial on major require- sadder tban the ty Show. truly mons- tions involved. Particularly with reference to The produce better things than ments) or to evince a position trous.” West sees deeply, some- New Hampshire, a policy would need to be Perhaps it is symptomatic of these concerning the correct author- times too d j He makeg his our culture’s anxiety toward ity over student tax money point only too clearl D j &t adopted which would preserve the paper’s edi­ sex that an audience would even THE NEW HAMPSHIRE If this were to happen the the age of thirty-four, Nathan- torial freedom, which is so fundamental to its tolerate a group of young men editonal post undoubtedly would ael West saw little of the continued role as an instrument of student ceaselessly prancing around Steve Taylor, Editor-in-Chief soon loose (sic) jthe caustic junk-yards of the world, yet thought and creativity. dressed like women with balloon Dave Batchelder, Associate Editor and homey “cow college“ flavor enough to give us one of the breasts. (Or that students tol­ Paul McEachern, Business Manager which it now seems unable to most vivid and horrible illustra- The idea merits careful consideration and erate Individuals who decorate Sandy B&rdwei, Senior News Editor much intelligent discussion. — Taylor ®d' # tions that we have ever received the trees next to Hood House Tom Pinkhaxn in American literature. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, NOVEMBER 9, 1961 PAGE FIVE

Ronald Barrett New Associate Director O f Memorial Union Mr. Ronald Barrett is a new addition to the UNH staff, ser­ ving as the Associate Director of the Memorial Union Build­ Yankee Drummer ing. He comes to the University from the University of Minne­ sota where he was Program Di­ Durham, N. H. rector of the Koffman Memorial Union. In comparison between the two jobs, Mr. Barrett has reduc­ LADIES MEN ed his scale. In his former job, Lady Hathaway he was one of eight staff mem­ Hathaway bers with 30 to 35 student com- McMullen Gant mittes forming an organization Gant o f 300 members and serving a Cox Moore student body of approximately Ballantyne 25,000. The UNH Student Union Jr. Sophisticates Alan Paine Association has six committees Gordon Ford form ing approxim ately 80 ac­ Mr. Mort tive members and serves 4,000 Glen of Michigan E. S. Deans students. Mr. Barrett, who is Lanz Corbins acting Student Union advisor, expects to apply his knowledge Pappajallo Shoes Clark Desert Boots and experience gained at the large Minnesota Union to our Carol Morrill (left) as Barbara Allen, Marla Moes as the Dark Witch is also inter­ Union, without difficulties. the mountain gal who loves John the witch- ested “in a-pleasuring” with the witch boy, He is a graduate of Hamline GIFTS PENNY CANDY — SPICES University in St. Paul, Minne­ boy, appears in her first college production played by J. P. Orr, in this comedy-fantasy. sota, and holds a Master of tonight when the curtain goes up on (Photo by Dave Batchelder) Arts degree from the U. of Hours: 10:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. “ Dark of the Moon” at the PAC at 8:00. Minnesota. His graduate study was in Educational Psychology Harvey serious questions relat­ other student drafted a letter to with emphasis on college stu­ Pacifist ing to his political philosophy. the state Attorney General dent personnel work. Soon, however, the gathering which advocated throwing Har­ (Continued from Page 1) lost the gist of the pacifist’s vey in jail along with DeGre- message and widespread horse­ gory. Such individuals have ranged play ensued. from a King of the World to One UNH faculty member Christian Pacifists. Several fraternity men sug­ grinned as he read Harvey’s gested inviting Harvey to an handbill. “Sort of a twentieth Around Durham this week a open “smoker” mefeting. An­ century Thoreau, eh?” he asked. man who claims he is here to promote pacifism, civil disobedi­ ence, and supporting action for one time Communist Hugo De- Gregory has been handing out Tired of Shopping Around? pamphlets and fliers. Arthur Harvey is a resident of Ray­ mond and has in the past been make linked to pacifist activities, par­ ticularly at the launching of the Polaris submarine Abraham Lincoln last March. Harvey has been stationed at entrances to various campus classroom buildings and eating THE COOP halls. He told one reporter that he had 1800 fliers to hand out Central Headquarters and that on Tuesday he had disposed of about a third of the handbills. He is also selling a pamphlet for twenty cents. Your every need anticipated, About 50 students cornered Harvey near the main door to Your every wish, our command. Commons Tuesday noon time. The informal gathering started off with the students asking

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Sports Car Club This Saturday and Sunday, sports cars of all descriptions will be meeting in Durham for the second running of the UNH Sports Car Club’s DURHAM GRAND PRIX. The event will be held on the UNH Horticultural Farm Road, opposite the junction of routes 155 and 4, just past the Field House. The UNHSCC invites everyone to join in the compete- tion or to come out and watch Free! on Sunday. Cars will register and be in­ spected beginning at 10 a.m. on Saturday. Practice runs will begin at noon and continue on a first come first served basis. All day Sunday, starting at 10 a.m., will be devoted to timed runs. There will be a full slate df eight classes based on Spoils Car Club of America rules, so everyone will have an equal opportunity in his class. Tro­ phies will be presented by Kit- tery Auto Sales, Kittery, Me., immediately after the event. Seat belts and helmets are re­ quired. The entry fee is $4.00. Anyone interested in compet­ ing may secure more informa­ tion by contacting the event chairman, Bill Fisher at SH 2-3599.

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the victor, but at least it should Looking ahead to n e x t w e e s be mentioned how this victory we see the Cats at Springfield Christmas Comes Early At UConn As Wildcats Lose, 30-23 was given away. The Wildcats and are hoping to see them tune gave an exhibition of footabll up for the season’s fin a le a t By Dick Pingree Following intermission the With time running out Klimas led by Co-captains Dickson and that the University of New Durham against UMass. on Wildcats kicked off again and heaved a desperation pass to­ Mezquita. Bo completed 16 of Hampshire can be proud of. November 18th. The 7500 football fans at the defense held, forcing a punt. 25 passes and “Bullet” ran ward the end zone which was Memorial Stadium, Storrs, The Cats had the ball on their magnificently in this game. Conn, Saturday saw a fighting own 28. A sustained march net­ waved incomplete by the closest Wildcat team, out-weighed by as It’s always easy to blame an ted the next score with Dickson official, but pass interference official for a defeat, but it seems much as 20 pounds per man, calling plays brilliantly, hitting play winning football only to was again called by the head a shame to have such a fine H u r r y , on 5 out of 6 through the air team effort as the Cats put up Hurry, have an apparent victory wiped and again hitting Sanderson linesman who came from 25 out by a man with a white and yards upfield on the opposite go to waste on account of one from 4 yards out to make it 13- man, Mr. B. B. Keeker, the black striped shirt in the last 14. A brilliantly executed boot­ side of the field to drop a three minutes. flag on the UNH 4 yard line. head linesman, who presented leg by Dickson, who then passed the University of Connecticut to Dick Benz, made it 15-14. 39th tAnniversary Sale As Chief Boston mentioned in The Cats held for two downs their first win of the year with but Sgrulletta inched in for six a local paper earlier this week The action packed fourth per­ a gift that any coach would be the press clippings of Sunday iod got under way with UConn points with exactly 1:00 left on glad to receive on Christmas morning failed to describe how scoring first as Sgrulletta, a the scoreboard clock to make Day. it 28-23 UConn. Klimas passed Ends Saturday, Nov. Ilth the Wildcats were beaten (rob­ thorn in the side of the Wild­ Well, a ball game is a ball bed). For those not able to see cats all day, went off tackle for to Noveck to make it 30-23. In the last minute of play the game and when it is over the one of the best football games 54 yards and then rushed the Dickson-led Wildcats fought team with the most points is of the year it went something extra points to give UConn a like this. 22-15 lead. back with tremendous courage and moved to the UConn 8 on The Wildcats kicked off and The fighting Wildcats roared a two Dickson passes. the Huskies began to drive down right back with another long NEED A HAIRCUT? A pass intended for Ed Facey field for what looked like an ap­ march which was capped by with 8 seconds left was ruled BRAD McINTIRE parent TD when a fumble was Co-capt. Dick Mezquita’s one incomplete in the end zone. On UNIVERSITY recovered by the Cats on their yard plunge after “Bullet” had Durham New Hampshire own 25. A fter exchanging punts set up the TD with some fine this play Facey was held, push­ BARBER SHOP for most of the first period the end sweeps. 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over, I will personally serve as Outing Club Gives Future Farmers Cancer Book . . . an outlet for the book.” (Continued from Page 1) Thomas Williams of the UNH English Department, a novelist The UNH Collegiate Chapter at least three magazines— whose third book The Night of New Heelers Taste of Future Farmers of America “Gent”, “Nugget”, and “Dude” officers for first semester are: Trees has just been released by —which contain a larger pro­ MacMillan, had similar views. Richard H. Lawrence, Presi­ portion of sexually provocative Speaking over WBBX in Ports­ dent; Ernest D. Vose, Vice Of Cabin Activity material—pictures of nudes, mouth, Williams defended Mill­ President; Bruce A. Perry, Sec­ off color jokes, cartoons, and so er’s Tropic of Cancer as a most retary; Frank D. Davis, Trea­ By Denise Duggan lorth—than Miller’s novel. important novel of the 20th surer; Richard Wasserstrom, A Hanover minister stated century. Williams also spoke for Last weekend an ambitious Sentinel; and James E. Wood­ that “ If Tropic of Cancer isn’t the free distribution of the group of Outing Club Heelers man, Reporter. available to the people of Han­ work. “lit into” the Jackson Cabin to The Chapter has held two prepare it for the forthcoming meetings planning the following: ski season and had a regular The sale of food at the Sheep hoe-down doing it. Sale held on October 20 and 21; As Shelley Burman once an exhibit stressing and illus­ said, “It’ll take a lot of wood.” trating the need for higher Under the direction of Lloyd education, and advances in the Ferris, lumberjack extraordin­ technical and scientific phases Students who will direct next fall’s Freshman Camp in- “I pay no more at FARNHAM’S and I’d rather buy it aire, about two cords of wood of agriculture, which is sche- elude Arthur Learned, Sandy Unterman, Larry Jasper, Georgia there” were chopped, split, and stack­ duled to be shown at the Chap- Sardonis, Bill Hawkins, and Sue Fiemer. Two days remain in ed by trainees for the Blue “I know Farnham’s is dependable — I’ve shopped there Circle. anda bowlin°- night^ SuPP6i; which students may apply for positions on the Camp staff. for years.” 9 ‘ (Photo by Bill Gallagher) Other strong-arms assisted “They carry so many famous brand products and at every A. Paul Douglas, president, in ■ ■ m day low prices.” repairing the foundation and LflUllCll J III IK tftf rescuing a heeler from the IVI “I can do all my shopping there — They have everything well. for the whole family.” Domesticity abounded inside Johnson Banquet “I can use my charge account — even spread payments the cabin where Julie Foster over many months.” and her crew washed windows, By Harold Damerow swept floors, and repaired A limited number of UNH “I know that any item advertised is in stock and ready for shelves. All Heelers were able students will be able to pay tri­ immediate delivery.” to practice cooking-in-the- bute to President and Mrs. “Because Farnham’s gives guaranteed service by FARN­ rough. Johnson at a Student Testimon­ HAM ’S own experts.” Little Mouse Caught ial Banquet soon. Over a cater­ Wild-life conservation was a ed roast beef dinner, about 600 central concern when a little students will be able to say a brown mouse was rescued from last formal farewell to the man Midnight Sun Colors! a bottle in which he had been who has lead UNH for six trapped. years. At sundown labors ceased and The testimonial will be held the weary campers gathered a- Thursday, November 30, at 7 round the blazing hearth to p.m. in New Hampshire Hall. harmonize in the old familiar It is being sponsored by Stu­ melodies. Accompaniment was dent Senate, Pan Hellenic, In­ provided by Dave Langlois on ter-fraternity Council, W.I.D.C., the guitar and Dale Newquist and M.I.D.C. on the bongos. The banquet is open to all This trip was a major part students wishing to attend. But of the leadership training pro­ since facilities can accomodate gram which recruits new Blue only a limited number, “we feel Circlers for the government of that students who are members Outing Club. of active campus organiza­ The heeling program, head­ tions should have priority on ed by Dave Langlois and Lloyd the limited number of tickets.” Ferris, vice president, includes After organization demands instruction in map reading, have been satisfied, dormitory Don’t miss this outstanding series of historical trip organization, cooking, first representatives will sell tickets aid, truck driving, campcraft, to the residents of housing plays by William Shakespeare. It’s a National Edu­ and mountain safety. There are units. The tickets will cost cational Television highlight — brought to you by twenty-eight people enrolled in $2.50. the program. Fund Presentation HUMBLE OIL & REFINING COMPANY ^ ----- ^ Besides the roast beef din­ America’s Leading Energy Company. TESSO j ner, the sponsoring organiz­ ations will give President John­ Roped, Tied, son a token of appreciation. Senior Key will present its And Branded Scholarship Fund to the Presi­ FRIDAY * 9:00 PM CHANNEL 11 dent. Roped: Donna Sheldon, South Congreve, to Paul Cronshaw, Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Kathie Ball, Sawyer, to Dennis McAl- pine, Tau Kappa Epsilon; Peggy Bourassa, Smith, to Carl Good­ win, Acacia; Helen Halcome, Kappa Kappa Gamma, UConn, to Arnold Cernota, Kappa Sig­ ma. Tied: Paula Robinson, Keene, to Bruce Perry, Alpha Gamma Rho; Diane Wheeler, Concord, to James Stewart, Theta Chi; Magic Wash ’n Wear Nancy Tenney, Regis, to Lenny Dobens, ’59; Sunny Peach, U- Mass, to Thomas Wey, Phi Mu Delta. Reversible McGREG0R

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