Private llhelier Aiiiioaii THE DETROIT TIMES Friday, October IS, 1943- Page 19 Walter winchell ‘J* 1 '.HI *»» ’ I ¦ .~ A--! I iimT.i -¦«,. i;. v. IM KIJ.XO ON BROADWAY C<>p> runt, lUI3, by Kin* K««tur*a OX THE SIDE Distributed r>y Kin* Oatutta S>n«i Ins. T)RIVATE White House pnlU hero” was planning to rewed. Herr Goebhels* paper. Das think of fro * . no up jnu tough spot to lv> s» show Wallace has twice the . . The statement contained Reich, was picked by the I'R of ition/'d In. <*OEANS” REARDON. Vet 4 . i names . . published IIntule hail you are (trri Following is an excefpt a •D eran maior league umpira support vice presidency The Mirror FBI (alter Pearl Harbor) as a ioff from for the denial that Colin Kelly a written a group ol her Mrs. “dangerous enemy alien* and hei r. I>ncm hy of and hog calling champion as the combined vote of all his planning to marry again . . . engineers worked th<» was Re railing the laughter in your l\ S. Army arid en- California. “Beans” . . opponents, Including Byrnes, Crichton, whose gay pieces confined in South Carolina . a this year. J. Kyle ryi* closed in letter just, received world series Thaf Douglas on H'wood have kept Colliers Scheffer wa* given a parole hy from the southwest Pacific: means quite a littleextra moneji P. McNutt, Mr. Justice Ami the nay you rotnh your readers in stitches for years, has Attorney General not for hun. I wouldn't he surprised . . . Cong Clare Biddle find J. Winant just serious hair; We're name where in \’rwim n completed a novel e,n to si-e the charming Mrs. Rear# aft . . . the in r s biggest postwar problem long it is Paul Scheffer a* I Whirr nun I ke a Luce about the Southwest. Scribner’s Rat the yiaiH rail hy don wearing a new mink jicke| working a I And eiii'h long da j anil . . . for Government Is globaloney. Her dinner guests will publish in the fall Ber- Amt ire each lite our <* fa winter. li Ry annthi r n gh‘ i u:ni -r. this is on a ? II // f new diet ... A Capi- nard Rarurh working agency anonymously And I/' Kenny Baker. Brilliant singe! dine on her It eVe sam rirh Bing Crosby* colleagues , . . .» with for supposedly ate day supplement And if he ,\l"ie of >iii than 1 will think play wives. stranded when war agencies in singing I making remarks to their wa* interned a* a dangerous you, j Ami a ha nil ill frtsh iin.Sij/i fm# certain ballads gone liquidated . . . Paper shortage of i than . . . 'Phe Stork Club has mil s ay. think he is better Crosbjl caused Doubleday Doran to enemy alien, what makes him —D. K. A. I Rep'act inch you high-toned. Last night its ' So take me hark to .Wuf I particularly liked the way . . . old guests included America’s fa- drop ‘JO planned books Ar- lens dangerous now ? Kenny handled that touching mand Vecsey, “Fiddler Uw f After years marriage, York mous poet, Joseph Auslander, of 9 0 0 10 of ditty entitled "Love Walked In.T Ritz” (who started at that ho- and one year of separation, duo Fur that niy Haul I'd neU and Assistant Secret ary of State Rem thin (iod 'nyls Valeska Suratt. Vaudeville wife. tel 30 odd years ago! isn’t there IN-ALAN II Y N I) ’ $ book, to war condition*, a husband inr forsaken Adolf A. Berle Jr. and his a i> ate hell, headliner of the yesteryear* . . In tuhnt any more , F. Sinatra has a A “Pa*xport to Treason,” the asked for a divorce Granting Jar . . film, the , In the “Spitfire.'’ • * • Remember her? She was quiti late Leslie Howard (who per- Jd sponsor ijierfume man! who Rev. Kurt Mol/ahn, a Philadel- the request, the wife enclosed an "oomph girl ” Her partner! will him $13,000 to run the Ihe above in her From Clients: f ished in a plane) says: pay phia minister and former tier- ;>oem letter. as I recall it. was BillyGould. $6,000. However, seems young j show. Sinatra will rlear man army officer, i* named as it if that QUERIESQ How' many readers . . • ’‘What’s the use of Inventing • • • planes? They only kill people!” one of a group of five who at- woman thinks of such details as named Verna have you? The Irish Echo: tempted to the tiie lauphier in iter husband s diamonds" . . . L H R. of the Times records sabotage 14. S. A Have reader* named Ve- MfyjRATION “Premier de Valera of eyes way lie plastic product, bear a re I this nifty: Eire . . . The author Just received a and the combed Yonira, Victoria, Vina Velma his she markable resemblance to “Washington Is a place where succeeded, after considerable long letter from Mol/ahn* at- hair must have l>een and Valeria but }ou aie the only thi every one is welcome but no one time and effort. In making Hit- torney demanding to know the greatly in love with him and \’erna. i«*al thing. Only close examina ler pay for the restoration of a sou re* of Hynd* information will have a hard time forgetting tion by an expert can tell th Is mlased." Q How' about a law to pie- • • • synagogue In Dublin which had “highly him.) difference. A “duration dia about his respected” vent the u.se of "Darling!'’ more sally about been destroyed hy Nazi airmen Mr. Mol/ahn, “because it is due mond" engagement nng cost OIK than a thousand limes in any YesterdaysAnn reminded her when they bombed the city a my client” ... At the moment hi’ Horae* A Women $lO. Shendan * one moving picture? of its sequel. It took place in a couple of years ago. Mr. de tiie lawyer* highly resj>ected Department i* the beat. If Consensus of traveling men i moat of A A great beauty parlor where the man- Valera acted In fulfillment of a client 1* doing 10 years in a inaeeiirate part your idea. sir. T am that the best looking girls ii ! going to write my congress- agement (irritated by a society promise to the Jews of Eire Federal clink as a spy for Ger- column. Kut do not lie dlaeour- to the United States are found i: “He only attack* whole battalions, since he heard there's alioijt . »g»*.«l, Eddie, a* goes man it. also think ihe dowager's tardiness j gave her that their lives and property many and Japan .. The Cun- time by 1 Dallas, Tex. May bo righ' would the gov- safety in numbers'." home* women may eea*e word he rationed . be protected bv giessional that and xhould and no However, those cutie appointment to the star . . Record reveals to Dallas When the late arrival heard of ernment against the acts of any legislator* on both sides have be an enigma to you.” female on or otT the screen tie are great heart breakers. Tha It. she bellowed; enemy of the country.” been |>ouneirig on each other, So writes a young woman of permitted to use it more than a is where the “heart bracelet “llrnf! Anri whst lias Ann Thanks to T. P McKeever with no holds barred. But when One Word laml lo Another San Francisco. This communi- thousand times a day. What originated. got ? the So cation a me. 1 may have Ic, Sheridan Uiat 1 haven't . . . for sending dipping. newspa|M*rmen and radio com- encourage* me little. gets a* nun- Idea of that was that “I dunno,“ was some one s re- that every Amrrtrnn-.Jew-tsh mentators mtinzed thpm they BAKU Won't H in* wonderful if the tinned brfnrr, is that a woman every man’s heart she broke th tort, "but It's newer!” family may write and thank were accused of trying to dis- By ARTHUR “BUGS” horses cease to be an enigma will address her dearest female girl added a metal heart to he 9 9 • ? . to me her husband, Eire's great leader. ci edit Congress . . Remember? friend, a sales- bracelet with the victim 9 9 9 J . Good for be a woman last broadcast by this re- . . Sudden Thawt: Instead of Wanted: Rascals Peace Conference That New Guinea must l and her dog as ‘ darling.’* initials inscril>ed on it. porter (before to SCHEFFER, who came lo tell what to THE flying trying our Allies Some years ago I said diplomacy was the art of con- Bra zil December! told edi- PAULto the U. S. shout 1938 as do think of what we would do tors that “the widow of a great the o(/inal corresjeindent for without them. cealing thoughts of a guy who didn’t have any. About that time I said a judge was a lawyer who Major Seversky knew the governor. »k I must have been right both timrs in the same place. AI" " R fastest and most heavily enemy territory beyond the proppp BETTER HEALTH Leastwise, I #idn’t have to fight any duels with indignant the British had armed fighter aircraft of range of the rifle seemed pur- TIEvision of a true convey politicians. the single-seater tyjie now in fighter even before the war and Hy I)R. LOGAN CLENPKNING combat, poseless to the directing heads For statesmen we need rascals who are slicker than the I*-*!? or Thunder- embodied it in a plane eAlifd bolt, is helping settle the at that time. AM in receipt of a letter from unavoidable for the American of i>one and tissue infections belly a rock much the Defiant which, after a bit* the of seal. We need a Prince Metternich argued question of convoy fight- The convoy service now being Dunkirk, a • ordnance action. liant showing at I medical officer stationed troop* The Arabs are all eov from or w|iJ from a Disraeli who can throw a lie like a ventriloquist in a eis. Its successful activity over done by the Thunderbolt there- discaided. The Defiant was * in North Africa which 1 is ered with lice and it neces- AM! AMIVIERA targets, in that at long excerpt « few high light* CJt'KNTION'H henhouse. And make it stick like a tar road. German support of fore means last single-engine two-seater crafi_ to raids Dm through His hospital is situated in a sary shake hand*' with them Q I have been donating we we daylight by the Eighth plane has broken with a rotating gun turret When get them then will be equipped to light the jestraints of pleasant region of if you want to get anything blood for the blo<»d hank; the l\ S. Air Foice, would seem to its tactical role hind the pilot. Its tail was-pifsy vine>srd**nd a shuck for the next peace conference and to orange groves, so you musln t like fir** time 1 went my blood meet those confirm the claim of those air- do the strategic job for tected against attack frdrfi out of them a little extra Ij4 origi- think If your boy is in Africa pressure was the second European Machiavelians on terms as even as a swan's men who have long insisted that which its prototype was above, but unluckily it was food. etc. fighters nally planned. he is out on a sand-swept time 11b and my family thinks wake on an artificial pond. should be equipped terly unprotected from below. 0 0 9 I should not donate blood with with the necessary range, As a convoy fighter, however, The Germans quickly found thi* desert. They trapped us in a Hall of Mirrors in My friend has treated two condition that few my pressure that low. What do Versailles armor and fire power to ac- the present Thunderbolt is soft spot, the vulnerable under> ra>es of typhus fever. 1 have \NOTHERAmerican physicians have you think? V. H B. the last tpne. Our diplomats looked in the mirrors at company heavy bomber*. makeshift. An effective convoy belly. Furthermore, at thW been family. fighter, never seen a case of that lamiliar with and which is A—I ugree with your their own faces. The European diplomats looked in For the last five months the for instance, should be time, gunfire from turrets wp* the able to only ancient malady, which was common in Africa is malaria The htandard lied f ro** rule i* mirrors at the other guys’ backs. Thunderbolt has been convoy- fire not forward not very accurate since we haa probably the cause of the plague The American troops stay pro- that they will not take blood ing some of our Flying For- but rearward, so that its design no precision gunsights. by I-et a on of Athens and which under the tected taking atabrine four when the pressure is below 100. operate the old Chinese saying; ties* expeditions over West doe* not necessarily have to be The fighter supporting a big name of ship fever and jail tablets weekly. but in your case you have a “Ifyou cheat me once, it’s your fault. If you cheat Europe. Its most extended np- confined to the single-engined, bomber can be looked upon fever fo||r>wed the advance of Whenever a man leaves off comparative record and know me the second time, it’s my fault.” eiaiion was carried out recently single-seater type. kind of “detached turret" that civilization for thousands of hi* atabrine for a week, he your pressure is going down. It when Thunderbolts escorted our Since 1941, in addition to ma- can not only rotate in all dte underly- In war you win a trick honestly. In years. comes down with a chill. My indh ates to me some diplomacy you bombers to Frankfurt-on-Mam, chine guns, cannon have been rections hut can he shifttiaJ take* ing get it dishonestly. We a We seldom see it now in doctor friend hi* ata- condition, not due to blood require neat blend of both. a round trip, of hHt> miles from standard equipment on the above, below, in front of or brine faithfulry Cop)n*m, lt»i 3, b> Kin* F«*uu*« aft North America because we are and -aid he loss which requires investiga- their English bases. In that ac- latest Spitfires and Hurricanes; of the bombing plane. It is thua on the whole a clean v {»eople would have a hh*»d examina- tion by a physician. tion they canceled out 19 of they have also been installed the most flexible kind of prwf made he afraid to fighter planes. and it is spread mostly by .ice, tion but is Cj I have a mole on my face, Hitler's on the new Messerschmitts and tection. and leaves the homhcjfi look at it. yeais 1 At the of its in Japanese newest with the rat as a reservoir. am J 3 old. lam at aid it time birth, Zeros. The freer for its main task, thr • • • drug* is larger fighter The sulfa continue to growing I would like Touav in 1938. all planes were re- models appearing in combat to- blasting of enemy targets SriKM i: garded weap- day show to tw r PI TE American army has been produce miracle* This l hear to have it removed beta use hair simply as tactical a tendency discard the ground. ako from doctors in American is growing .n it. this dan- ons, auxiliaries to the ground machine guns and use exclu- entirely free from It, how- is -By COBIND BEHARI I.AL- It seem* clear to me that we camp*. gerous V. P. forces. Their puipose was to sively two or more 20 and 40 ever, because we used vaccina- r shall ultimately arrive at ftflj in the most exceptional protect This tion against it on all the troops. There were no deaths \—No. Dermatologists have PHE climate the year that make* the Ameri- help and the man with mm. cannon. new arma- convoy fighter in over more properly* only at African hospital 300 rnanv methods of removal, de- of North America ap|>ears ran of the bayonet in battle. ment not only out-ranges our The cases seen this ho— intolerant the monoto- • • • a combat plane—that will is# ca-es of pneumonia. That is ,n- pending on what kind of mole 50 caliber machine guns, but Uital were two one in a soldier to be a special asset for ihe nous regularity fairly similar to the bomber, --dDAMON RUNYON continent, and the American largely determine weather. Rut - Bv GEORGE* ROTHWELL BROWN- to systematic destruction ribly. In a village near the people develop the capacity to big there is a difference between which overhead. hospital one family was com- adapt to them. IVASHINGTON, Oct. 15—One proved to be the case—in Dutrtbutad Sy King r«»ture* SvM In«, R lovely Indio* have be- liquor in this country the men themselves This them. , • • • grandchildren pletely wiped out. obviously greatly helps the day in 16611 bonfires blazed event his own Ol come *uch * peat with their have nevei - been such had drink- the Exposure to the disease is American soldiers and sailors the \a»st. in the streets of London, as would be heirs to British elbow-bending at public bar* ers as the women ol today. northern through the marriage of who have to work and fight in ijortmn Charles II escorted to Hampton throne Connolly that ihe liquor trade generally You need not take my word for BETWEEN and the southern Anne Answers all sort.' of new climate*. portion Court where the Lady Castle- James Duke of York to I—fa) Answers it. advocating measure* that it. You can a'k old time traf- there are mountain hai- Indian Ocean; fb) Kitty Quick This is brought out by Dr. maine was about to have an- Hyde. would eliminate the fair or,.** ficker* in liquor, who had ex- riers in A'ia; there arc no such Hawk, N. C.; lc) Mt. 1 -fa A weapon and troon Ivan Hay Tannehill. chief of the other of her royal brat a—hia The tables were turned on K*& i from ihe mahoganv counter*. penence in the days of tin* oj**n harriers of mountains, running ciusko. carrier, having regular truck division "synoptic reports new queen, poor little France in the Wars of the Span- Some member* of the liade, shbwm when demon rum was of east-west, in the United States Catherine 2—(a> Georgia; (b) wheels in front, caterpillar and forecasts." essential for of Braganza, who had been ish Succession, and those of MassacmP which i* viewing Ihe liquor* supposed to be the greatest and Canada. setts; (c) Pennsylvania. track* behind, lb! a gun weather forecasting at this Thus, taken fiom a nunnery to be set Na|X)leon, when the English- guzzling dolls with the greatest curse of oui men. and who now on this continent the 3 (a) Arrow; (b) thorn; (c) shooting s rocket-like pro- time, in his treatise, "Weather down in the midst of the most Portuguese alliance became im- alarm, believing them a dmtinct operate cases and bats where cold wave of the north and the mistletoe. jectile, (c) an amphibious Around the World." an up-to- dissolute court in Europe. portant in a military sense. menace to the whole business, the>, perforce, aerve women. west and warm wave of the 4 -(a) German; (b) truck, • • AmerioerTlf • date 'Urvey weather pat Thus did the merry Incidentally the treaty of 1703 it might be a good idea ol terms south continuously commingle. monarch (c) English. 2 Estonia is farthest north, think of countries, published by lay the groundwork for another was followed hy the British seiz- sex liquor under any will tell you the bedrag- all South America is the warm 5 17 miles: (h) 7; then Latvia. Lithuania to deny the rpU Y University. ol Mr. Winston Churchill s dip- ure of Gibraltar a year later, W condition. I slatterns the Princeton and wet continent, with tre- Romulus and Remus, 3 the of the south gled of old • • * In middle mendous rainfall and lomatic triumphs, HBO years and finally, after Marlborough's 6 fa* In Atlantic Ocean. <>f course. it would be prac- days slinking up the "family warmth. nourishing weather has heavy rains ihe later. great victories, the rock for- bodied tisaue; (b) 4 St. Helena. tically impossible to restrict entrances ot the saloons with the Africa near Braganza lqcfc (CONCERNING-* patterns continent. equator, other wet For Catherine of mally passed to English owner- anesthetic; (e) to S—ia» Right: the cosmetic them in their homes, where their "growlers" to buy a dime's of this and some incroidk is find- sjiots. mainly brought to her new home by ship by the treaty of Utrecht, apparent rouge; bottle-belting is a i>opulHr pas- worth ol beer, were nicely be- Dr. Tannehill sums up his but is a hot and size of small ot*i h different kind of of d<>w< ry, '1 angler, Bom- in 1703, making a them, it might compared with ing? dry continent. wt> thus Britain iect*._ ,J ,tjtJO pounds cash, sea power 7—(a) ln> to a halt on of the dames who now in- "Shifting air current* and h i is flat, dry and in the Mediterranean 45 inches; (b) 18 inches; developed lachrymal glands possible call some and the beginning of an alliance (c) them public fest the bar rooms, drtnking variable trm|ierature* make w arm. for the first time. ¦ 4 inches. 6 Elizabeth is near 18, Vic- as imbibers. The between Portugal and Kngiand • r.rf toria queen girls are demonstrating they thev lall off the stools. North America the home of the In contrast to the fixity of became soon until heat which has just resulted in the after her 18th birthday. simply cannot handle liquor. Using language that would cold wave, the tornado, the the weather patterns of the wave, the flood, the Indian sum- other continents. North Azores deal. 7 John Masefield Few men can either, for that make the proverbial fishwife America • • • mer January has shifting I*llIVATE 111 I K R She is nameless. matter, yet in all the history ot blush, c ausing trouble and mak- and the thaw. kaleidoscopically "It i* this variety all through weather the year around. rFHE alliance in fact only ing fearful spectacles of them- 1 dates from the Methuen selves generally. Treaty 1703, in which Portu- tin* da\ - before the prohi- of By SIMMS In guese w ines were given a pref- Cities K. CAMPBELL bition era. the '‘family en- Smckhhoos erence over French wines, thus trance," was the entrance which laying the foundation of a to a sm til back room, was the institution, " famous British the approach to a saloon per- - ... .i ¦ i 1 CHECKROOM onlv g'HU. mitted a woman. She could sit Mr. Churchill dates the alli- there have a few drinks hut and ance hack to 1373, and no doubt she not enter the bar << could 3| the prime minister is as good to an room. I have no statistics historian as he is a soldier, prove my case, hut 1 am w illing \ *~v statesman and newspaper re- that drinking among to wager jx>i ter. But a good deal hap- women was not a third of what pened lo Portugal during the it is today. Fourteenth Century, when most, The prohibition period devel- of ihe time she was submerged oped the speakeasy which was in Spain. as free to women as to men. It map of shows that A 1351 the I H g n \ ¥' V 7 was in the speakeasy that the port uguese people had reached old* r women of today became the Azores by that year, hut the accustomed to drinking along- nation did not take possession side the men, which is why they of them until 1431’. may see nothing wrong in their By the treaty of 1703, Portu- daughters doing the same thing gal became commercially de- in the bars of the present era. pendent on Kngiand, became, * • * A. * hi \ indeed in effect an English naval II,’ELL.neither T ** do but I have base, and although it was de- the interests of the poor sign* d :i< a base against Spain, case operators and bartenders at which did not recognize Portu- heart and I know- they are tak- guese independence until 166#, it ing a fearful beating from the was actually twice used as a female tosspots. The young base against France. one.s are worse than the oldies • • ? because thev have more endur- rpHIS was a bit of the irony of ance and can yell louder. A history, for the marriage of But the oldies look more Catherine anrfCharles had been awful when their hair loosens up cunningly planned by Louis XIV and shows thp dye at the roots and t/ord Clarendon, the for- and their mascara runs and the mer because he wanted to use ** lines in their faces heroms hi« ally Portugal against Spain, IO«« SSt clearer A and the latter because it was * •Don’t help m*! Don’t help m*! Thin U the only exercUe CftpyriiM. h* F«atiir«s Buck to complain, ISO. Kmc rumored Catherine could threa*ened H they served stewed to Distributes by International N*»* have I ever take!” “Whatrha lookin’ at ?” no children—which afterwards matoes again today!" »