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ISSUE 1633 FRIDAY 6th MAY 2016 The Student Newspaper of Imperial College London Imperial 3rd most We need to talk about prestigious uni in UK Israel PAGE 4 NEWS PAGE 7 COMMENT EXAM MISHAP AS STUDENTS GIVEN TEST WITH ANSWERS AT TACHED • First year geophysics students surprised to open file that included solutions • Test will be replaced with coursework unit th PAGE 2 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 6 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk [email protected] Contents A word from the Editor News 3 Editor-in-Chief Grace Rahman Comment 6 his editorial has been a you’re too frightened to put your News Editor Matt Johnston Science 9 long time coming, and name to it. I know you’ve all been Nowadays, you do have to log in Comment Editors Music 12 waiting for this: the to comment on articles. You can still Tessa Davey and Vivien Hadlow FELIX view on the Labour anti- remain anonymous to other FELIX Science Editors Film 18 semitismT row. Just kidding! 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Yes, that means your concerned that their comments are DOING YOUNG LADY”, they Mattin Mir-Tahmasebi and Henry Printed by Iliffee Print Cambridge, comment is getting deleted, brave getting deleted. Censored, even. If would like, probably throw a drink Lloyd-Laney Winship Road, Cambridge anonymous commenter! You know you attack our writers personally, at you and you’d only have yourself Registered Newspaper your argument is on point when rather than for their arguments, to blame. ISSN 1040-0711 Copyright © FELIX 2016 felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 6th MAY 2016 PAGE 3 NEWS [email protected] Students sign up to three year £125,000 housing contract by accident They didn’t realise they couldn’t sublet the place Grace Rahman They run the risk of getting sued if Editor-in-Chief they don’t pay up, since the contract is a legally binding document. Their situation is made all the more urgent his week, college is by the fact that some of the students’ coming to the aid of study visas could be in danger. three Imperial students To add insult to injury, the flat is who accidentally signed unfurnished. a three year tenancy agreement for a Imperial Student Hub is believe flatT on Queen’s Gate that they can’t to be helping the students try and afford. get out of the contract. The Hub’s The house, which has three manager told FELIX that landlords bedrooms, was advertised at £800 and letting agents often tell students per week in total, which amounts to that other groups are looking at the a hefty £267 per student per week in property to pile up the pressure to its current state. sign. They also said it was “extremely Their intention was to sublet the important” to read and understand the contract and that students can bring their contract into the Student Hub if they want it checked over. To To add avoid the situation these students have got themselves into, it’s also worth asking for a break clause, so insult to you can stop the lease early if need be. It does look nice, though. “It’s a catch-22 nightmare,” one of injury, the students told FELIX. place to a couple of other students, to reading back through the contract, first month’s rent upfront, which When asked what advice they the flat is take the rent down. Unfortunately, they realise they are not allowed to amounts to around £3500. would give students to avoid they signed the contract before sublet, and so are trying to get out The students found the house, getting into similar trouble, one finding anyone else and have already of the deal. which has two bedrooms and one said, “I would tell them to talk to unfurnished paid a hefty deposit, believed to be The landlord, who lives in New large reception room, via Foxtons their parents before making big in the region of three grand. After York, has already charged them the estate agents. decisions.” I just got my PhD, will you marry me? dorable or terrible? At Wednesday’s postgraduate graduation ceremony a student who, judging from his gown, had just completed a PhD, proposed to his girlfriendA onstage at the Royal Albert Hall. Cameras are set up that project close ups of those crossing the stage up onto a screen behind it for the audience to see. After shaking hands with the President, each student has their moment in the sun, where their post-graduation faces are shown on the big screen for all to see. Some choose to smile embarrassedly, while braver students will dane to do a thumbs-up or peace sign. This unnamed student whipped out a sign and a comically large engagement ring. How do you follow that? Judging from the scenes outside, Sharon said yes. Photo Credit: Imperial College London th th PAGE 4 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 6 MAY 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 6 MAY 2016 PAGE 5 NEWS [email protected] NEWS [email protected] rd Imperial ranked the 3 most prestigious uni in Britain Laing O’Rourke awarded another Imperial The Times Higher Education World Reputation Ranking came out this week contract Grace Rahman Editor-in-Chief This puts us The building contractor has already sponsored a centre in the Civil Engineering down one Department mperial has been named the university with the 3rd best reputation in the UK, and the place on Grace Rahman 15th best in the world. Editor-in-Chief This puts us down one place on last year’s Ilast year’s rankings, which was down one from the year before. his week it was This latest Times Higher rankings announced that the Education rankings system is based contract for the large on reputation, which is separate academics from several different tower to be constructed to their world university rankings, countries, making judgements on at the Imperial West campus will be in which Imperial places 8th in the the reputation of each university. given to Laing O’Rourke. rd T world and 3 in the UK. The placing relied on these The £76 million project will be As usual, Imperial’s British rivals academics’ perception of each to build a 34-storey block that will were Cambridge and Oxford, who university’s teaching and research. include 192 apartments, with 59 came 4th and 5th for reputation in the Each academic surveyed was asked of those reserved for “Imperial key world respectively, which is down to name up to 15 universities that workers”. According to college, two places each on the year before. they thought were the best in both these flats for staff will be priced They came after Harvard, MIT and research and teaching. Scores for below market rate. Stanford this year. Interestingly, Mate do you have a safety pin? Photo Credit: Thomas Angus these two categories were then This is the third project at the Cambridge beat Oxford for combined at 2:1 (research:teaching) White City Campus that has been reputation, despite the fact that in important for attracting the world’s Although British universities saw the most dramatic improvement to give an overall score for each awarded to the firm. The contracts the actual world rankings, not based best students and researchers, and are well-represented, Durham and in rankings, with the University of institution.