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Dovre traveling to Norway Loren Anderson returns Dovre said maintaining ties with Norway's State Loan Foundation by Carsten Engebretson (Staten Lanekasse) is an important to development post news reporter aspect of the trip. "Many of our Norwegian students President Dr. Paul Dovre leaves receive financial aid from the State by Kent F. Knutson for Norway today on a ten-day trip Loan Foundation," he said. "We news reporter with the intention of maintaining want to give them feedback on the and strengthening ties with Concor- good experiences these students Dr. Loren J. Anderson, a 1967 dia's heritage country. Dovre Engebretsen have had at Concordia." Concordia philosophy graduate, of- Dr. Rune Engebretsen, chairper- solidarity between Norway and Engebretsen said the trip will also ficially assumed his responsibilities son of Concordia's Scandinavian Norwegians abroad and furthers the include a visit to the Emigration as executive vice president at Con- studies department and native of cause of Norwegian culture and Center in Stavanger, where cordia Oct. 19. L. Anderson j. Anderson Norway, will escort Dovre. interests. genealogical research pertaining to Announcement of the change was one class per year. "We have a broad agenda," said "The foundation has helped spon- Norwegian emigration to America made last June when Dr. Jerry "According to the Harvard School Dovre. "Our main purpose is to sor tours for the Concordia band will be done. Anderson, previous vice president of Business, my career plans would cultivate and continue relationships and choir," said Dovre, "and we "Stavanger was the starting point for development, requested a return be labeled a total failure," said L. with those who are interested in ad- want to thank them and inform of the Norwegian emigration move- to teaching in the speech, com- Anderson referring to the large vancing Scandinavian-American them of possible future tours." ment to the United States on July munication and theather arts number of jobs, the differences in relations." According to Engebretsen the 4, 1825" he said. "Stavanger is also department. them and the short time he held Dovre will meet with Norway's Hamar Teachers College will also be a hub for current modern, contem- L. Anderson began preparations most of them. royalty as well as many church, an important visit. The college is porary Norwegian-American rela- for the job after the announcement. '*! never thought I would come educational and governmental Concordia's sister school in Norway. tions." He was immediately responsible for back here," he said. "I came back leaders in the cities of Oslo, Hamar, "We have quite an exchange pro- Dovre said the Emigration Center a feasibility study of the proposed because the position was challeng- Stavanger and Bergen. gram with both teachers and developed the well known display, centennial campaign, hiring con- ing, yet managable. It was the first "We will have an audience with students," said Engebretsen. "We "The Promise of America," at the sultants to do that study and begin- time I took a position thinking about Crown Prince Harald," said Dovre. will meet with administration and Heritage Hjemkomst Interpretive ning the search process for two exactly what my family and I wanted. "In 1983 Crown Prince Harald teachers at the college to discuss the Center in Moorhead. develpment professionals. Concordia offered that." hosted a reception for the Concor- nature and operation of our ex- Dovre will also observe the Educa- According to Concordia President J. Anderson holds a Ph.D. in dia choir and on numerous occa- change/' tional Training Center at Statoil in Dr. Paul Dovre, L. Anderson is and speech communications from sions has hosted Concordia May Dovre said the rector of the Bergen, known for its advancement expert fundraiser who excels in the Michigan State University. Along Seminar groups." Hamar Teachers College was a guest in the oil industry. area of planning. After his three with the various administrative posi- Dovre will also visit officials from at Concordia three to four years ago, Dovre said the visit will also in- years with the American Lutheran tions J. Anderson has held, he has the Normans-Forbundet, an interna- and it is only "courtesy to clude a reception with former Con- Church, L. Anderson has "addi- taught speech and comunications at tional organization that promotes reciprocate in kind." cordia students in Norway. tional knowledge and expertise in several universities and has publish- both areas of development and plan- ed many books and articles in the ning which he can share with us." field. He is the past president of the "Loren Anderson has superb American Forensic Association, credentials for the position of ex- Central States Speech Association ecutive vice president and an ex- and Michigan Speech Association. cellent knowledge of the institu- "Talk about credentials!" said tion," said Dovre. "Executive vice Dovre. "In a key area of the college president is a broader titile which like communications, to bring in a properly reflects the role Loren person (J. Anderson) with that kind Anderson will be taking at the col- of experience who is a regional and- lege. Vice president for planning national expert in the field is just ex- and development was too limiting. traordinary." Loren Anderson will be playing a "It is a positive change at a key role in the college's institutional positive time," said J. Anderson. "I planning and the centennial celebra- am extremely pleased with the col- tion." lege's fund-raising record in the past L. Anderson was the national years since I came to Concordia. We director of Commitment to Mission, have had two record giving years. I a campaign the A.L.C. started to attribute that to a good development raise $170 million in three years. L. and communications staff and a Anderson was responsible for an an- good and loyal college, nual budget of $40 million, which in- constituency." volved directing stewardship efforts J. Anderson continues to work in over 5,000 congregations with business and industry in fund throughout the United States. raising. He is also writing foundation Before the A.L.C, L. Anderson proposals and other planning worked at Concordia for 12 years, documents related to the centennial seven of which he was vice president until he takes leave next semester for planning and development. His to update on the research and Todd Maki other positions at Concordia have literature in speech communication. Although the weather lately is no indication, the ice forming on Prexy's Pond is evidence that worse included director of institutional J. Anderson plans to begin winter weather is on the way. research, assistant to the president teaching in the fall of 1988. and director of development and planning. L. Anderson also taught Page 2 • November 13, 1987 • THE CONTCORDIAN

WORLD NATION Bishop urges parishioners Quadriplegic accused of to meet "the spiritual killing wife dies challenge" of AIDS AGE A quadriplegic accused of killing his wife, Bishop of Gloucester John Yates urged with a wheel chair-mounted gun died Nov. 5 Church of England members Tuesday to meet of hardening of the arteries and blockage of "the spiritual challenge" of AIDS by holding the heart. hands of victims of the disease. James B. Burns, 40, had been charged with Yates said victims endure isolation, murder in the Sept. 7 death of his wife Ber- loneliness, fear, anxiety and guilt He spoke tha Mae. She was shot in the neck at a bar before the 574-member general synod of where she and her husband of two weeks had bishops, clergy and laity of the Anglican TWO been talking. church. PEOPLE Wounded stockbroker files Spain notifies U.S. it won't suit against widow renew defense treaty A Miami stockbroker wounded when an angry investor opened fire in a Merrill Lynch Tuesday Spain told the United States it will office has filed a $25 million suit against the not renew a 34-year-old defense agreement. widow of the gunman and the company which U.S. negotiators did not agree to withdraw sold the gun. 72 fighter-bombers, according to a Foreign Lloyd Kolokoff was paralyzed from the Ministry official. waist down Oct. 26 when shot by Arthur The original 1953 bilateral treaty was Kane. Kane also shot and killed office signed by President Dwight Eisenhower and manager Jose Argilagos before turning the Gen. Francisco Franco. It was the first time weapon on himself. Tamiami Gun Distributors either side gave notice to renounce the treaty. Inc. is the shop named in the suit for selling A Spanish spokesman said Spain will only Kane the pistol and ammunition. sign a new defense treaty if the U.S. agrees to pull fighters out of a base by Madrid. The current five-year extension of the treaty ex- Ten-year-old attempts pires next May. record-breaking flight A U.S. Embassy spokesman said "our two governments have indicated the desire to Ten-year-old Erik Fiederer set off Nov. 8 maintain a strong defense relationship and from California on a cross-country flight he plan to go on negotiating." Lynn Prom John Hoff hopes will set a speed and distance record for The State Department played down the his age group. significance of the Spanish rejection. A Lynn Prom, assistant professor of John Hoff, a junior at Concordia, Some cockpit adjustments had to be made spokesman said Spain's decision "is a step education, has been awarded one.of 12 recently was a featured speaker at the to accomodate Erik, who turns 11 on Nov. that frequently occurs in almost every kind Excellence in Education awards from the ninth annual Park Region History 21 and has been flying for only three months. of treaty we have of this kind." Minnesota Chamber Foundation, St. Paul. Conference at Fergus Falls. Hoffs He has to sit on a cushion to reach the Prom and other winners attended a presentation was entitled "The Radical controls. reception and awards banquet Tuesday, Wolds" and depicted the lives of the Irish police find , Oct. 20 at the Ordway's McKnight controversial editors of the Brandon Echo Ex-girlfriend turns in man unexploded IRA bomb Theatre in Minneapolis. Each finalist and the Park Region. Echo. Hoff was a 1 after finding two female received a cash award of $4,000. This is summer employee at the Douglas County- 1 Police in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland the first year since the program began in Historical Society in Alexandria. Hoff, 21, bodies in her closet discovered a 150-pound bomb Tuesday. The 1981 that every Minnesota county was has become the youngest speaker to bomb was close to where an explosion included in the nomination process. appear at this history conference. William R. Jenkins Jr., 33, of Indianapolis, claimed by the Irish Republican Army killed is being held on charges of murder and ar- 11 people last weekend. son after his ex-girlfriend awoke Nov. 8 to find The recently found bomb was scheduled to two female bodies in her closet and police go off Sunday but never exploded, said police. pulled a third body from Jenkins* burning It was hidden in a hedge at the assembly point apartment. for a war memorial service held Sunday near CAMPUS Jenkins, a convicted child molester and a Methodist church. drug dealer, was held Nov. 8 on one count According to the police, the second bomb Dr. Ernest Simmons, the Volkstanzen group, and German of murder and arson, with additional charges proved that the IRA was lying when it claimed chairperson of the religion department, refreshments will be served. For more possible following the autopsies. the Sunday botnb attack was a mistake. The was startled by a bullet Sunday morning. information call 586-2245. bomb was safely defused. Simmons was filling in for a vacationing pastor in Rollag, Minn, when a rifle bullet Government can't assure penetrated one wall, hit another wall and A scholarship to aid materials won't be stolen landed on the floor in front of the pulpit. Concordia nursing students has been Tunisian prime minister created by a gift from Gladys Holm Simmons picked up the bullet, set it on According to reports released Nov. 9, the announces democracy Rostad, Cedarburg, Wis. the pulpit and continued with his sermon. U.S. government cannot assure that nuclear Two or more $1,000 scholarships will Minnesota's 1987 firearms deer-hunting materials shipped to foreign customers won't The new Tunisian prime minister said Tues- be awarded annually to nursing students season opened Saturday, and deer were be stolen by terrorists or used to make atomic day his country will remain on friendly terms in their junior or senior years in the Tri- spotted in a grove of trees northeast of weapons. with the West and will rely more on private College University Nursing Program. the church. The Pentagon report stated that interna- enterprise. It was Hedi Baccouche's first news Scholarship candidates will be nominated tional guidelines do not "permit a confident conference since the previous president was by professors in the Concordia nursing conclusion in all cases that the physical pro- deposed. department. Selection will be based on New York comedians Bniiam tection provided is adequate." Baccouche said the constitution will be Cornell and Ron Darian will perform at 8 financial need and scholastic achievement. changed to introduce a "genuinely democratic p.m., Saturday, in the Centrum. Darian Rostad graduated in 1933 from St. system" and remove the practices of life was a two-time winner on Star,Search. Luke's Hospitals School of Nursing, President's daughter presidency and controlled press. No elections The comedians are sponsored by the Fargo. She worked as a private duty demonstrates again wilL be held until October 1992, however. Campus Entertainment Commission nurse in the Fargo-Moorhead area and married Merlin Rostad, a 1935 Concordia (CEC). Tickets are available in campus Amy Carter, daughter of former President graduate. information for $2 with a Concordia I.D. Jimmy Carter, returned Nov. 9 to the state The Tri-College University Nursing Evidence against Nazi war CEC is also sponsoring Casino Night on she was arrested in a year ago to join fellow Program was established in 1986. criminal doubted Friday, Nov. 20. This year the theme is former defendants in another CIA protest. Students enrolled at the three schools "The Sting." Pictionary, Clue, a jail with It was Carter's first appearance at a the Keystone Cops, a CARes bar, a dance may eam four-year baccalaureate degrees Julius Grant, the chemist who uncovered demonstration since the Nov. 24, 1986 pro- in nursing. the 1983 Hitler diaries hoax, said Tuesday he with Y-94, bingo, skits and an all-campus test at the University of Massachusetts in was convinced that a key piece of evidence dinner are all planned. . Amherst. used against Nazi war criminal John Demjan- Dr, Ann Alton, cellist, and juk was a fake. The Institute of German Dr. Dale Childs, pianist, will present a Wind surfer pulled over for During cross-examination, the prosecution Studies will hold its fifth annual "Tage der recital at 8:15 p.m., Friday, Nov. 20, in failed to shake his testimony about the offenen Tur" (open house) from 1:30 to 4 the Hvidsten Recital Hall. speeding in California authenticity of an SS identity card that p.m., Sunday. The institute is located at Alton and Childs will perform Sonata in allegedly belonged to Demjanjuk, a retired Concordia's German Language Village site D minor by Shostakovich, Bach's Sonata Wind surfer Brian Stamm of Dana Point, U.S. autoworker. northeast of Bemidji on County Road 20. No. 3 in G minor and Brahms' Sonata in Calif, was shocked when officers stopped his Grant reached his conclusion after finding The open house will include a selection of E minor. Alton has given solo and craft and asked for his driver's license. the original photograph on the card had been German songs performed by Karen chamber music recitals in the United Stamm, a competitve board sailor and removed and replaced with a picture of Dam- Bradley and Joe Vene at 2 p.m. States and Europe and solo performances photo editor of Wind Surf Magazine, was janjuk. The signature also appeared to have Students and staff will lead tours of the on American and German television. found guilty of traveling 17 m.p.h. in a 5 been forged. institute. Folkdances will be performed by m.p.h. zone. -..^ . ... x-. ... f THE CONCORDIAN • November 13, 1987 • Page 3 Dorm construction is delayed Achtemeier lectures next week if they allow us to not adversely affect property separate. If not, it wouldn't be for values." by Debra Morrill a couple of weeks. Allen said when Bogstad Manor on Christian marriage news editor "If we can't get in the ground for was built, it was designed with the a month, we will have to ask if we thought in mind that the college .divorce," Achtemeier said. Construction on the new want to start now or risk a spring may not always need it. Most children, according to apartment-style dormitory won't start. Pouring concrete in winter is "Now we need both Bogstad and by Kyrsten Erickson Achtemeier, must also adjust to the begin immediately because the col- a tricky process and could add some the new building/' he said. "We cur- news reporter fact that their single parents are see- lege must wait to get a building costs." rently have one thousand students ing or living with someone else who permit. Monday the Moorhead City Coun- living off campus. With construction Marriage has become more ex- may eventually replace their According to John Peterson, cil voted 6-2 in favor of granting of this building we would still have perimental than ever before, accor- ex-spouse. assistant physical plant director, the Concordia the conditional-use per- around eight hundred students off ding to Dr. Elizabeth Achtemeier. "We need to understand the drawings needed to get the permit mit needed to build the dormitory campus. There is no chance we Achtemeier, professor of Bible nature of commitment," she said, aren't done yet. He's not sure when in an area zoned residential. would sell those buildings in the and homiletics at Union Theological expressing the need for more they will be done. Council member Barbara Sipson, foreseeable future." Seminary in Virginia, delivered a lec- responsibility among married The college plans to ask for the who voted against the motion, ex- Allen said there will be some in- ture Wednesday, couples. It is that commitment to the permit in two parts. Peterson said pressed concern about property crease in the average count of 300 Nov. 4 at Concor- other that allows development he wants to turn in a plan for the values and said she doesn't "want to cars per day on Seventh Street, but dia titled "Having within the marriage, she said. footing and foundation so construc- see the character of the "it'll probably remain low." a Christian Mar- Achtemeier also believes that sex- tion can begin as soon as possible. neighborhood changed." "Normal cars make about four riage in Our ual promiscuity has corrupted our The college will ask for a permit on Some Moorhead residents ex- trips out of driveways per day," he Society." society, resulting in an epidemic of the rest of the project including pressed concern about what would said, "but students' cars remain "I think, as you teenage pregnancies and social happen when the college no longer parked for longer periods of time." all know, it is hard diseases. framing, landscaping and parking Achtemeier after that. needs Bogstad Manor and the new Moorhead City Manager Bob in this country to "Our whole culture has fostered "We're hoping to start construc- dormitory and about the resulting Erickson said Seventh Street cur- stay married," she said. the belief that permissive sexuality tion very soon," said Peterson. increase in traffic on Seventh Street. rently has 50 percent lower-than- Achtemeier went on to explain is acceptable," she said. "We're not sure if they'll let us According to Clyde Allen, vice normal traffic for a residential street. how the American home life is suf- According to Achtemeier, separate the project into two per- president for financial affairs at Con- fering from a major crisis. 270,000 cases of AIDS are projected mits. We could be in the ground cordia, the "project the college put "Our society has lost all hope in in the next two years, and 179,000 in there initially (Bogstad Manor) did relationship to marriage," said of these victims will die. Achtemeier, noting how marriage is "Our sexual freedom has also currently viewed as an antique and resulted in an epidemic of abortion," Ritland named student manager hopeless resolution. Achtemeier said, explaining how According to Achtemeier, the one out of every four pregnancies is deterioration of institutionalized aborted. marriage is the consequence of "Our time is primarily characteriz- of college's wellness center many other influences in society. ed by change — change in every ing forward to working with people "I'd like to see if we can get as "Our lives are shaped and in- area of our lives," said Achtemeier, who do too." large a percentage of the student fluenced by what ccomes over the noting that "roles are no longer by David Garbe Ritland is a business and com- body involved out there as possible," airwaves," argued Achtemeier, refer- clearly defined" in society. editor munications double major interested he said. "It's going to be fitness ring to television, movies, books and In the last 25 years, the strive for in working in the health industries oriented but there will also be a magazines circulated by our media. equality or women has drastically Concordia's new wellness center field. He hopes to gain experience social atmosphere there for those "The American public is being altered society, she said. Women has a student manager ready to in managing a who aren't so fitness oriented." subjected to a media campaign that now have full sharing of equality make wellness a way of life for health club that A large portion of the center will can be called brainwashing," she with their husbands within their Cobbers. will supplement be devoted to the CARes Commit- said, explaining the public's indif- marriage. Michael Ritland, a senior from his classroom tee's Cobber Cooler South, a multi- ference toward family values. Achtemeier emphasized how this Plentywood, Mont., last Friday was learning. level social area offering non- Achtemeier revealed that of the equality between partners can named student manager by the Ritland is hop- alcoholic drinks, large screen televi- over two million marriages this year, enrich a relationship, especially facility Is.,. faculty B cpprjiin&or foir" a large sion and other social-oriented^ op- more han on^ million have ended in through the shared commitment of Steve Baumgartner. Ritland »nt;(b/ paV- portunities in a night club divorce. Many of these marriages a Christian marriage. "I like a fitness-oriented environ- ticipation from environment. have already produced children. "We are called to adjust qur lives ment," said Ritland, "and I am look- students, faculty and staff. Ritland began interviewing "One out of every five children to the lordship of God through Jesus students Tuesday for support staff now lives in a one-parent Christ," she said, and we are to act positions at the facility. He plans to household," she said, explaining our our love and commitment to hire students to supervise the weight how many times children are forc- one another in our homes. room and work as desk attendants ed to choose which parent they want "Christians were made to be among other duties yet to be to live with. revolutionaries," said Achtemeier, determined. Because of the many factors in- and the true revolutionaries in our , The selection process for volved, divorce may be considered society are the parents of Christian Rutland's position involved submit- more traumatic than death for a children. ting a resume and references and child and could possibly require "Love is the willingness to take having an interview with Associate special care. responsibility," said Achtemeier, Dean of Students Barbara Eiden- "School systems in 21 states have "Love is a verb in the Bible; it never Molinaro, Director of Student Ac- begun therapy for children of remains just a noun." tivities Michael Paul and Baumgartner.

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New journal to showcase nonfiction Concordia will publish a nonfic- the quality of the writing and, to dia's first issue is Feb. 12, and tion journal entitled "New Voices" some extent, the clarity of their topic publication dates are cited for late this year. The journal will contain 10 since they will relate to a more March or early April. to 15 student essays selected by an general audience, said Olsen. The This is the third issue of the jour- editorial board made up of students editors will rank each essay, the top nal, the first two published at Lander and faculty. ones being selected for publication. College, S.C., where Olsen previous- "'New Voices' is basically design- A $100 prize is also being awarded ly taught. Usually essays were only ed for the type of writing that to the best entry, which will be judg- turned away because of lack of students are already doing," said W. ed by a person off campus. Former space, Olsen said. Essays published Scott Olsen, assistant professor of judges have been the editors of The in the first two journals were even English and editor of the journal. Atlantic Monthly and The New reprinted by local newspapers. Brown Hall to lose "The newspaper and 'After Work,' Yorker. It's called 'New Voices' because the literary magazine, are both The entries will be edited, accor- one of the things in college is for catering to a specific audience of ding to Olsen, and "we will work students to develop their own voice free cable service writers. But your average student, be with the authors on the pieces personally, emotionally and intellec- parison, the cost of basic cable to they in chemistry, physics, religion which show a lot of promise." Olsen tually," he said. "Students who write a home in Moorhead is $14.84." or whatever, is going to write, and is particularly hoping for submis- essays with a strong sense of the by Maria Temanson According to Meier, the number this is a way to show everybody what sions from the sciences. author behind it are the most likely staff writer of rooms not wishing the service will we think the best of it is." Funded by the English depart- to be published. result in a higher fee to those who Each submission will be evaluated ment and the Student Senate, "New "Concordia has a strong commit- Brown Hall residents may soon do want it. by two members of the editorial Voices" will be published once a ment to writing, and this is a way to have to start paying for cable "Once the whole system is board. Criteria will be based upon year. The entry deadline for Concor- showcase the very best." service. established it should be fine," said Jim Meier, associate dean of Paula Abramson, Brown Hall Coun- students and director of residential cil member. "The hardest thing will life, recently received a phone call be to figure out who is and who isn't Lots of new faces this year from the Moorhead cable TV com- getting it, and how it will be hook- Enrollment at Concordia for the North Dakota, 407 students (368); of students going on to college," pany inquiring about a request from ed up and distributed. The charge first semester of the 1987-88 school and Montana, 206 students (157). Hausmann said. a Brown resident asking for HBO isn't going to kill anybody." year is 2,774, according to Donald Concordia students come from 38 Concordia's strong financial aid (Home Box Office) service. The The hook-ups will still be in the Dale, registrar. This is an increase states; 76 students are from South program also contributed to the in- rooms of those cable company of 249 students, or nearly 10 per- Dakota. There are 82 international creased enrollment, Hausmann said. who do not pay was not aware cent, over last fall's enrollment. students from 15 other countries at Approximately 80 percent of Con- for the cable ser- that the hall was Nearly 90 percent of Concordia's Concordia, an all-time high of 3 per- cordia's students receive some kind vice and who receiving the ser- 99 students come from Minnesota, cent of the student body. of financial assistance from federal, claim they do not vice free of North Dakota or Montana. The James Hausmann, vice president state and private sources. The col- want it. charge. The cable company number of high school graduates in for admissions and financial aid, at- lege disburses more than $12 Junior resident In the late tliis three-state region has declined tributes part of Concordia's record million in financial aid annually. is proposing ... a Bryan Johnson 1970's, Brown . . 22 percent since 1978, when Con- enrollment to the increased em- Freshman enrollment at Concor- believes the cable cordia reached its previous record phasis in high school on interna- dia has increased for the fourth year Haii was given very reasonable rate company has enrollment of 2,667. tional language, mathematics, in a row. There are 813 freshmen free cable sen-ice ofrnnfnrr\ gone long enough sciences and academic honors this fall, a 12 percent increase over in its lounges. olFUClUfu without getting Enrollment figures from these programs. last fall's count. Applications from When Brown was ^^^_^^^^^^^^_ paid. Students states, compared with last year's remodeled in the enrollments (in parentheses), are "This interest in academic rigor recent high school graduates in- early 1980's, cable wiring was install- can finish out this year, but those Minnesota, 1,764 students (1,641); has resulted in a higher percentage creased by 20 percent over last year. ed in each of the rooms and in each planning to live in Brown next year of the lounges. should pay for it, he said. ' Meier recently distributed a letter Andrew Askegaard, hall director to each of the residents involved ex- for Brown Hall, said the response so Bonjour - Guten Tag •- Buon giorno - God dag -- Buenos Dias plaining the proposed answer to the far has been split, with half the situation. residents wanting cable service and "The cable company is proposing half not in favor. what appears to be a very reasonable "So far, the men are showing a rate structure in order to continue greater response than the women," cable service to Brown residents," Askegaard said. said Meier. "It would be $291 per Askegaard also said the situation month or $3 per room — assuming hasn't yet been resolved. 100 percent participation. By com-

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^•^^^1^;^^^ Page 6 • November 13, 1987 • THE CONCORDIAN Crash causes Cord Newspaper scores high in critique distinction and/or honor markings. January for the next critique, as well The five classes of honors are All- as to work on design, writing and to crunch for cash by Jill Otterson American, first class, second class, editing. Allen. "We did expect a drop at staff writer third class and fourth class. The "Once you receive marks of sometime, just not as severe." marks of distinction are for work in distinction, it is harder to get them by Debbie McGregor Two years ago, the long-range The Concordian received first the areas of coverage content, the next time," said Garbe. "You get news reporter plans for the college were reviewed class honors and marks of distinc- writing and editing, opinion content, marks of distinction for improving, and an endowment goal was set. tion for coverage content and opi- design and work with photography, not for remaining consistent." October 19, 1987, a day known From this goal, the college decided nion content last week in their criti- art and graphics. An Ail-American The judge said the "paper was to many as "Black Monday,'* the money available could provide que from the Associated Collegiate honor is similar to the first class alive, vital, interesting" and had a marked a 508-point drop of the about 10 percent of the annual Press. honor with four marks of distinction. good focus on activities. The stock market The effect on Concor- budget by the centennial year. Each critique was done by a panel The Concordian received a score coverage content was an "enormous dia was as drastic as it could have Up until the stock market fall, the of newspaper advisers around the of 3,700 for its work during the effort expressed in a wide variety of been, according to Clyde Allen, college was ahead of this goal. Even nation who critiqued ten issues of spring semsester of 1987. The low coverage in news and features." The treasurer of Concordia and vice after the fall, the college is still on the paper in 27 different areas score in the competing group was opinion content was "distinctive and president for business affairs. target for their long-term goal. covering all aspects of the paper, in- 3,100. covered a large variety of topics both "Knowing that this type of thing The fall did cut down on "extra" cluding type faces, page design, David Garbe, editor, said the goal informative and entertaining." The can happen, the college doesn't in- money that the college had, accor- advertising, content and pressword of the staff is to achieve All- opinion content was properly vest its money in one thing," said ding to Allen. There would be much of the printer. American status. Knowing this, the packaged in the paper and featured more to work with, had the fall not Each section was given a point staff set out to improve two areas many different writers and opinions. happened. total, and then the sections were each semester, starting with Concordia has no journalism The college generally invests its added together for the final rating. coverage content and opinion con- department, so The Concordian has money in three ways: equities, fix- The paper was then compared with tent, the two areas that were no guidelines to follow except ed income items and cash other schools that have similar recognized for excellent work. previous performance and hard equivalents. They aim for about half enrollment and publish a weekly The goal for this semester will be work, according to Garbe. and half with equities and fixed in- paper. Dependent on the scores, the to improve on coverage and opinion The Concordian has not reached come items. paper would be given marks of content scr they will be good in All-American status since 1973. The policy as to how these funds are invested is decided by the full Board of Regents. There is an eight- member committee, including the chairperson of the board, called the Jazz Ensemble Operations and Investment Commit- F-M Symphony performs Gershwin presents concert tee which is comprised of members "A Tribute to Gershwin," with Leon Bates at the piano, will be per- of the Board of Regents. The aid of formed by the Fargo-Moorhead Symphony Orchestra at 7:30 p.m. Sun- The Concordia College Jazz several professional management day. Reserve tickets, $8 and $10.50, are available at the symphony of- Ensemble will present a concert at firms is also sought Together these fice. General admission tickets, $6.50, and student or senior citizen 7:30 p.m., Saturday, Nov. 21, in the people make the decisions which tickets, $5, are available at Campus Information. A pre-concert discus- Centrum. The program is a tribute will benefit the college. The Board sion will be at 6:45 p.m. in Science Center 212. "Pizza, Pop and Ger- to the late Buddy Rich, featuring of Regents must review the overall •shwin," is a special program for teenagers and young adults at 7:30 music made famous by him, in- policy and can then give the go p.m. Saturday. Bates will perform and pizza and pop will be served. cluding "Groovin' Hard," "Basical- ahead to those involved to work Tickets for this event are $3.50. ly Blues" and "Mercy, Mercy, Mer- within their policies. cy." Rich was one of the great drum- mers of the big band era.

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" 7 THE CONCORDIAN • November 13, 1987 • Page 7 Education-bashing starts to bother some in field (CPS) — Education-bashing has As of the week of Nov. 2 — when educators as excessive. Education's Elaine El-Khawas, "has "I interpret the whole atmosphere become a national fad, and campus the "Educational Excellence Net- "The extent of the problem is been rhetorical rather than substan- of the last five or six years as a sign leaders — while grateful for the at- work" released a report blasting vastly overstated," said Prof. tive, image-creating rather than of society's recognition that educa- tention — say they're beginning to American history textbooks as Stephen Brookfield of Columbia serious debate. I'm all for a higher tion is critical," observed Father resent it. "dull" — two books criticizing col- University Teachers College. accountability, but some of the William Sullivan, the president of Since 1983 — when the Carnegie leges more generally were on the "We may well need to improve," criticisms are not of value to Seattle University. Foundation and the U.S. Dept. of bestseller lists. added University of California-Santa educators. They serve a political "An educated populace is buying Education Issued separate, widely Two weeks before that, 37 college Barbara Chancellor Barbara Uehl- agenda." and reading these books," Hochs- influential reports criticizing presidents sent an "open letter" to ing, "but we're not in that bad a Many critics, she said, have not tein said of the recent bestsellers. American higher education — their colleagues, asking them to shape." been paying attention because most "That in itself says something about groups, associations and publishers champion "school reform" measures "I give colleges a good, grade campuses already have reviewed and the success of American higher have been releasing other critiques to improve teacher education. overall," Robert Hochstein of the reformed their curricula. education." at a dizzying rate. Since 1983, reports have savaged Carnegie Foundation for the Ad- "Their efforts may not have led to There's plenty right about The Education Commission of the the state of college teaching pro- vancement of Teaching official said. a best seller," Ei-Khawas said, refer- American higher education, others States, the American Council on grams, college ethical instruction, "But it's a grade that could be im- ring to the success of Allan Bloom's assert. "Since I left Washington in Education, the Holmes Group, the student materialism, disrepair in proved." "The Closing of the American 1985," said Terrel H. Bell, President National Education Association, the campus research labs, administrative Colleges are easy targets for Mind" and E.D. Hirsch's "Cultural Reagan's first Secretary of Educa- National Council on State bureaucracies and virtually every criticism, Uehling noted, "there's Literacy," which argue that colleges tion and now a professor at the Legislatures, among literally dozens other aspect of American higher no tangible output measures, no don't teach students basic University of Utah, "I've been able of others, all have contributed still education. bottom line." knowledge, "but there's no doubt to look at education quite carefully. more "reports" to the fad in recent The avalanche of reports, Most higher education-bashing, educators have been addressing I believe the criticism is quite months. however, is beginning to strike some said the American Council on these issues." healthy, but we really do have a big "Some of the criticisms are un- advantage in our outstanding higher justified," agreed Hood College education system." MORE President Martha Church. "We're Bell, who toured Japan, Holland, trying to prepare students for the China and other nations after leav- future, but they're making it difficult ing his Education Department post, for us to do so." concluded, "We're quite supreme." Think-tanks call for educationad l reforms Indeed, there's some evidence all "We also have a tremendous com- (CPS) - The debate about issued by the National Endow- Enrollment Environment/1 the criticism is eroding public sup- munity college system that meets higher education's mission and ment for the Humanities. • •1986, issued by the American port for higher education. A Media- vocational and academic needs," form has been fueled not only by • "Integrity in the College Ctucrv ^Association of State Colleges General poll conductd in Bell said. "There's opportunity for internal discussion, but by best- riculum: A Report to the and Universities and the Na- September, 1987, found a majority every kind of student." selling books, congressional Academic Community/' 1985, tional Association of State of Americans don't believe colleges As proof U.S. campuses tend to hearings, Department of Educa- prepared by the Association of Universities and Land-Grant are still a good value for the money. be better than their counterparts in tion papers and think-tank American Colleges. '*-c-\t-'"'•••' ••-I- Colleges. •,•-• ;\/-1v-:^'./A" '}$••• Group Attitudes Corporation, a other lands, Hochstein noted, reports. ; ,3 : • "Excellence in Education: The • "1987 Camegie Classification research organization, found that "Foreign students flock to our cam- A partial list of the calls for States Take Charge," 1985, of Higher Education/' 1987, the number of Americans who think puses. We offer something special, education reform in recent years issued by the American Enter- issued by the Camegie Foun- the overall quality of higher educa- something for everybody." includes: ? 1 prise Institute. ^ : • dation for the Advancement of tion in the United States is good or Some of those now resentful of V' "Involvement in Learning: • "College: The Undergraduate Teaching. : - v excellent has declined in recent the education-bashing contributed Realizing the Potential of Experience in America/11986, • "The Closing of the American years. to it. American Higher Education/' - by Ernest L. Boyer, the head Mind." 1987, by University of Such sentiments make it harder Hochstein's Carnegie Foundation 1984, released by the Depart- of the Carnegie Foundation for Chicago Prof. Allan Bloom. to get funding from Congress and has authored numerous reports ment of Education's National the Advancement of Teaching. • "Cultural Literacy." 1987, by state legislatures. critical of how colleges teach. Bell Institute on Education. ; , *."Public, Four-Year Colleges University of Virginia Prof, Still, the criticisms are not was officially a co-author of the 1983 • "To Reclaim a Legacy," 1984; and Universities: A Healthy E.D. Hirsch. "' unwelcome on campuses. "Higher "Nation At Risk" report that some education- is certainly not a basket say started the avalanche of case," said University of California criticism. at Sacramento President Donald Seattle's Sullivan signed the Gerth, "but every generation we September "open letter" to campus need to look at education." chiefs. 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STOP IN AT OUR VILLAGE SQUARE LOCATION IN FARGO Fargo Civic Auditorium 7:30 PM ^M**1 Tickets on sale at campus info. Advance $7.50 • Day of Show $9.00 Sforts In ' HWY10WEST HOURS: Mon.-Saf. ARCHIES WEST UNLIMITED DILWORTH.MN 9 a.m. lot p.m. ValltyClty Fargo Group rates available • phone 233-4971 ART GALLERY Wahpeton Oilworih PHONE 236-8B26 Sun, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. OFENTDAYSAWEEK East Grand Fork* Fergus Falls Sponsored fty ELI Productions © PO Box 316 Hmihgo. MV 56464 © 218/564-433.1 EDITORIAL THE CONCORDIAN • Nov. 13, 1987 • Page 8 Reagan's turnabout on deficit, Central America not unlikely In the past few weeks President Reagan's embattled presidency has swallowed a lot of its pride. Two Supreme Court nominees were defeated by their own spurious records — one by his judicial strangeness, the other by his choice to use marijuana during his college days. The president has also had to come to terms with a budget deficit that has grown steadily during his tenure and with a peace plan for Central America that forces him to recognize the government in Nicaragua. These turnabouts shouldn't be surprising though. More careful scrutiny by the president and others involved with the nomination process should have eliminated both Bork and Ginsburg before the nomination was made. Reagan's wish to dominate the court with arch-conservatives apparently blinded efforts for finding a prudent and useful judge. As for the economy, Reagan's fiscal plans have been blamed recently for the stock markets' loss of half a trillion dollars in worth in a single day. That amount exceeds France's gross national product. Despite our prosperity, America has become the world's largest debtor nation, surpassing by billions those countries whose debt ceilings we criticize. As a result of that Letters. and the whims of a fickle stock market, Reagan has been forced Want student union then this class could be, extended in- situation unless drastic measures are to address the deficit problem in terms Congress is agreeable to a semester class. taken. to. No longer will he be able to sell his fiscal policies to that To the editor: In Lee Carlson's column last week The next loud Walkman I hear is As concerned students, we feel body. he discussed the possibilty of going to be destroyed, by me, the need exists for a centralized and Sociology 232 being a distribution pleasurably, while the owner dumb- To Congress' credit their plans for a tax increase are designed specific area for students to meet on course. We looked into the possibili- foundedly looks on. to stimulate consumer saving and continue economic growth. campus, specifically, a student ty of where this class would fall. It The next shrieking laughter heard union. The library is supposed to be would fall into distribution B with by my ears will be the last — at least In order to solve the deficit problem, Reagan will have to sign a place to study but it becomes a the sociology dept According to the in my presence. I'll take the legislation for a tax increase. place to socialize. During catolog of courses Sociology 232, shrieker's teeth out with a pliers. weeknights and after intervisitation Reagan's unwillingness to deal with Nicaragua's Sandinista "Examines origins of sexual values Finally, if I hear anymore talking ends on weekends, there is nowhere and practices in various cultures." that is excessively loud, I will destroy government has been an embarassment The "government" else to go. With increasing numbers This class particularly stresses the the talker(s) books — page by page. Reagan has chosen to recognize, the contras, are the remnants of students, and because there is no American culture. According to If you think this sounds extreme, single place on campus for students of deposed Nicaraguan President Somoza's National Guard. Concordia's liberal arts practices we I don't care. I will continue to wreck to meet and break the barriers feel that this class would be and destroy until I feel that the situa- The guard was a group that specialized in terrorizing the created by living in different dorms beneficial for all students. Sociology tion is under control. This is my last citizenry of Nicaragua. These death squads tortured and beat and off campus, our community will 232 would inform the student body year and I will get the Concordia become more and more segregated Nicaraguans accused by their government of seditious activities. of the AIDS issue, different sexual- library straightened out before I rather than more united. ly transmitted diseases, and the sex- leave — with pleasure! So Frequently the beating and killing was simply at random. The costs for this idea to become ual act itself. We also feel that this remember, shut your mouths or Reagan's fear of a left-wing Sandinista government in a reality are the cost of expansion distribution class would offer more your teeth will come out, read your and the cost of additional student variety and satisfy peoples curiosity books or they'll get ripped up, and Nicaragua forced him to align the United States with the employment. of different topics that people nor- keep your Walkmans turned down remnants of a government considered by many to be one of A student union would provide a mally do not like to discuss in while you still have them!! the more brutal in the West Americans' compassion for human central place for students to meet. public. Noise would decrease in the library, We suggest if you have a par- B. Nelson rights worldwide are well known. However, our government returning it to a place of study. Pro- ticular interest in what we have pro- has by its action opposed its own rhetoric on human rights blems of noise and intervisitation posed, you should express your opi- Fines for noise? write-ups in the dorms would nions to one of us. by supporting the contras. decrease. It would provide an effec- To the editor: The Sandinistas are no perfect solution for Nicaragua either tive alternative for students who Joe Snippes I want to express my concern choose not to or cannot go off cam- Karen Bergersdn about the noise level in the library. and many in Nicaragua realize this. But what the Sandanistas pus to bars. It would foster more stu- It seems to me and to several others represent is an effort by Nicaragua to govern itself on its terms dent talent performances. It would Fed up with noise that I've talked to that the library without a superpower dictating how its economy and increase recognition and effec- To the editor: often serves as a place for socializ- government should be run. tiveness of student organizations I have attended this college for ing instead of quiet study. like CARes and peer health four years and I am simply at my wits I would like to think that my educators. It would provide a snack end. I am about to take a pistol and fellow college students want to show bar late at night, and an increase of blow every big mouth's head right a certain level of respect for myself student employment on campus. It off. What am I so angrily referring and others like me who study in the THE CONCORDIAN could even increase enrollment. to? The Carl B. Ylvisaker Library; library precisely because we can Concordia wants us to be well the so-called "place of study." That's concentrate better in a quiet at- rounded yet they do not give us a a laugh. I am fed up with loud mosphere. This has, by the way, place to socialize. For these reasons, Walkmans, shrieking laughter, and traditionally been a part of studying Dr. Paul Dovre, publisher • Merrie Sue Holtan, advisor we feel the need for a student union people talking as loud as they would in a library. I would also hope that David Garbe, editor • Mary McAllister, business manager exists. in the privacy of their own living if some of my fellow college studetns Eric Torgerson, assoc. editor Kimmarie Pederson, adv. manager Kim Berge room. wanted to socialize, they would have Debra Morrill, news editor • Lee Carlson, sports editor Kris Cooper I've tried to take some measures the maturity and consideration to Chris Iverson, features editor • Jodi Kay, photo editor Jodi Goldstrand to improve the situation — asking realize that the library is not the Daniel Batten, copy editor • Jodi Kay, type manager Todd Johnson people to turn down their place to do it, and would make the Todd Maki Stevie Mathre, prod. dir. » Daniel Woodwick, proj. dir. Walkmans, to speak softer, and I effort to find a place conducive to Sue Smerud even tried to seclude myself from the "above whisper" noise levels. Perhaps this is too much to ask. THE CONCORDIAN is the official newspaper of Concordia College, Moorhead, Soc. 232 every sem commotion by moving up to the Minn., and is produced weekly by Concordia College students. Opinions expressed third floor in a back corner to do But let me ask this, would some of herein are not necessarily those of the student body, faculty, staff or administra- To the editor: my studying. That didn't work you prefer instead that our librarians tion. THE CONCORDIAN welcomes letters to the editor. Letters received will be either. resort to measures used in some printed at the discretion of the editor. All letters must be typed, double spaced, Did you know that sociology of signed and received by 5 p.m. on the Monday prior to publication. human sexuality (Sociology 332) is Well, all you people with big high schools and grade schools, offered as a block class? According mouths and loud Walkmans better such as fining students for talking? to Dr. Falk, if people are interested watch out because I'm out for enough, and express their interests, revenge. Nothing can better this Karyn Sullivan Page 9 • November 13, 1987 D THE CONCORDIAN OPINION Remembering not enough on Veterans Day Europe to fight truly believed in a moment to acknowledge what pant earlier in this century, and is seemingly given up on the dreams what they were doing. They knew some others have done for them. To quickly losing its brilliance today. that our grandparents and great- who the enemy was, what he stood me, that is the height of ingratitude. I'm not saying that if the entire grandparents relied on. Most likely Is for and why he needed to be Last Memorial Day was a rainy, day was not spent thinking about it is due to the black-and-white Paris . destroyed. World peace was what chilly day here in Moorhead. Never- the great sacrifices some have made aspects that technology and the ex- they were fighting for. It was *a theless, I donned a trench coat and for us, then there is something pansion of science have given us. In Burning? legitimate and reasonable goal. umbrella and proceeded to take a wrong with us. I'm just saying that any case, if their capacity to dream But today, world peace doesn't walk through our neighboring a moment of silent thankfulness had just wiped off on us just a bit, seem to be either legitimate or Prairie Home Cemetery. I began by means a lot. But even this measure maybe nations wouldn't be looking by Daniel Batten reasonable as it was nearly 70 years looking at all the markers, but after is often neglected. at each other through rifle sights. ago. The fantasy-like thoughts of awhile all I did was move to each Our society on the whole has Though most of our veterans from "going over there to get the job tombstone that was accompanied by the days of the Doughboy have pass- done for good" are gone. Talks a flag. In my mind, I said,"l salute ed away, we, as inheritors of the na- Veterans Day was two days ago. stall, conferences fail... and nations you" to each of those men that had tion they fought for, have an obliga- Apart from noticing that some remain apart. It's as if peace isn't given the supreme sacrifice for our tion to build from what they dream- federal functions were not function- really that important. country. ed of, and learn a little from them, ing on that day, The second I spent the rest of the day reading too. many people pro- thing that con- accounts of our veterans in various As our veterans fade away, we bably didn't ceVns me is the books and magazines. It was a cannot let their dreams do the same. realize what day it purpose behind depressing day, yet it was day of was and what its Veteran's Day. It's hope, too. The hope I felt that day, A sad fact that I think, was a hope that was ram- .*\iS££ 'oay ™™^ Of SHeM America's was founded in veterans are not order to recognized any remember those a lot more by the veterans that took American public. 'Real' characters portray 'real' lives part in World The only hail to ^^^^^^^^^ the brave warriors Mullen (McCauIey's narrator) and what George will do. Will he help War I, the "War __—_. J to End All Wars." It has widened in that I ve seen is a his friends. Nina with the baby, or won't he? As its scope now— to include those beer commercial — "This Bud's For George Mullen is a poverty- I mentioned, George is rather in- veterans of wars that were not end- You." The stricken gay kindergarten teacher decisive, and so the narrative casual- ed by World War I. The situation is not unlike that of Book who lives in a seedy Brooklyn apart- ly drifts along while George puts off I am concerned by two things that Memorial Day. These holidays are ment with his best friend Nina making any definite decision. In the stem from Veterans Day. First, I am not respected like they were meant Shelf Borowski. As he nonchalantly meantime, he introduces us to a curious: has the dream of World to be; rather, they are merely days begins his story, we discover that handful of odd and eccentric War I veterans died out complete- to get away from the workplace. On he's kind of shy, a little indecisive, characters, much like those in a ly? Our young soldiers — over two Memorial Day, families cook barbe- by Jonna Gjevre horribly disorganized and complete- Dickens novel. There's Constance, million of them — that went to ques, go for a drive, go to the beach, ly likeable. George loves the Bosweil a "self-proclaimed artist with a large etc. People do everything but take Sisters, hates the sun and never inherited income and a negligible quite manages to accomplish basic talent (who makes) enormous black The Object of my Affection, by tasks like installing the air- bug-shaped sculptures out of Stephen McCauley. (Simon and conditioner. His sex life has been a latex"(p.43) and cellophanes her Being accepted shouldn't Schuster; $17.95) bit dull ever since hair. And, of Look, I'm not even going to try he ended a doom- course, Nina's ex- depend on sleep partners to lie to you. ed affair with his husband, The Object of My Affection is not yuppified college Thomas, who laugh at it. adviser. a trendy or glamorous book. It's relijoined some weird It's not so much the jokes that I'm nothing at all like Jay Mclnemey's The main £ McCauIey's book is «ton and a little perturbed about, it's more the "Bright Lights, Big City," in which ject of George's murdered Nina's Beyond attitudes that those jokes represent. the handsome narrator has an ex- esteem and affcc- lf)Q QQSl firSt HOVQl Irish setter in "Hey, faggot! Have you seen Moon- Eighth citing job, an eye for stunning tion is Nina ,, , . some bloody lighting, lately?" Pretty funny, don't women and a nose for endless lines Borowski, his lye read in years ritual. More in- Street you think? To me that joke of "Bolivian Marching Powder." Nor roommate. Nina teresting, represents ignorance and stupidity. is Stephen McCauIey's first novel perhaps, is Paul, An extreme example of ignorance is works for like those Ken Follett thrillers con- "subsistence-leve— -l the New Age jour- by John Stromvoll a situation that occured last year. taining richly decadent characters wages at a walk-in women's center nalist who becomes George's lover. Around Halloween a guy that I know and unpredictable twists of plot. To ... counseling battered wives and Paul has escaped the horrors of of got severely beaten up by a group tell the truth, The Object of My Af- rape victims"(p.ll) She's an awaken- Manhattan to live on a farm in Ver- of people. The reason why is sim- fection has a rather low-key plot, ing feminist who has long red finger- mont witlvhis adopted child from El "Faggots, dykes, queers, rum- ple — he was different. He didn't and is filled with the poor and the nails, wears heavy makeup, and wor- Salvador — an "import from the prangers, straights, gays, heterosex- quite fit in. And of course, a good struggling. ries constantly about weight gain. tropics"(p.l75) named Gabie. uals, homosexuals, bi-sexuals, way to change him to fiti n with the Perhaps because of this, Nina is frequentlytormente d by guilt (Paul's mother is a tiretess activist breeders." Nice labels, don't you rest of us was to beat the hell out McCauIey's new book is the best first because she has this stereotypical who used to belong to the Corn- think? Did you expand your of him. Pretty funny, don't you book I've read in years. notion that, as "real feminist," she munist Party.) vocabulary? think? shouldn't be allowed to" care about These,,of course, are just a few of You see, McCauley doesn't need personal appearance. As the novel the fascinating people that populate I went to Sheiks the other night I am by no means -any better or wealth, scandal, drugs or "burning to study for a test. Around 1:30 am, worse than anyone else. We all have begins, she's about to become a IJIcCauley's low-key and truly funny social issues" to make his book mother and has decided that she's new book. I siippose the aspect of a group of people who had been unique qualities, good or bad. But fascinating. He has something bet- I don't think that just because not about to marry Howard, her The Object of My Affection which visiting a bar also came into Sher's. ter — realistic characters. In a condescending boyfriend. (Howard I appreciate most is the realistic, These people were quite loud. So, someone shows those qualities in a literary age in which true more explicit manner, it gives us the is a perfectionistic lawyer whose pet original characters and the convin- sitting at the table right next to characterization is frequently replac- names for Nina include: Butterbean, cing ways they deal with life. These them, it was really hard not to hear right to beat them up for it or to call ed with shallow, stock figures plac- somebody up at 2:30 in the morn- Munchkin, Dumpling, Cupcake and people are not stereotypical card- what they were saying (or yelling). ed in distracting situations, it's an F^uddle.) She deals with her board figures pulled out of some The group, which contained both ing saying: "Die, you S.O.B.!!" incredible relief for readers to meet For a change, couldn't we stop pregnancy by asking George to help mini-series. George and his friends men and women, were having a compelling people like George her bring up the expected baby, are funny, complex, folks who are good time. Then, the men of the thinking that we're so much better than others and help each other in- After all, George is Nina's best probably worth getting to know, group started cracking jokes and friend. talking about women. The word stead? Why is it that people have "bitch" was often used instead of such problems with accepting The plot in The Object of My Af- "women." All of a sudden; my cof- others? Does acceptance depend on. fection consists mostly of findingou t *. \ fee didn't taste quite as good. who you sleep with? Maybe we As they were running out of jokes should all wear signs that state our and comments about the "bitches," sexual orientation. Next time the they started making comments good, straight, white Christians want about the "faggots." "Well, thafs to show off their masculinity by neat," I thought, "what are they go- beating up those "faggots," we want ing to talk about next? 'niggers'? to make sure that there's no 'Jews? 'Catholics'? 'Norwegians'?" mistake. So, a few jokes aren't going to "A society cannot live in peace hurt anyone are they? I don't know, with itself unless every human per- but if someone was referring to my son is treated with dignity and all gender as "bitches""I don't think I' human life is revered as sacred." would jump with excitement and just (The Challenge of Peace, Par. 285). Page 10 • November 13, 1987 • THE CONCORDIAN

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In the classroom, the children are taught Head Start is a program created t meet reading readiness, shapes, numbers, colors needs of individual preschool children and and problem solving, among other educa- their parents. Each child is assessed as to tional skills. Their education knowledge is what needs they have and these needs are therefore more equal to other children who then met through program plans which in- could afford to be placed in preschools and volve their parents. The parents individual other educational centers that teach in these _•};•;.''• 4t~:. , ...... and family needs are also assessed and they same areas. -->v-"ikjy»Mv ' •'•:;<-•-•• '•.. .• .-.v are offered educational opportunities accor- The Head Start program doesn't stop there. ding to their interests. They offer social skills, self concepts, self The program began as a summer project esteem and confidence to the children. Students in the Early Child Development class, taught by Dr. Mary in 1965 as a way to help poverty and basical- Haltquist, must put in two 70-minute periods a week at Head Start. ly low-income families with three-year-old to good health and are encouraged to develop school-age children meet their emotional, within themselves as individuals and toward social, health, nutritional and psychological others. needs. This, according to the U.S. Depart- Parent involvement is a must for an effec- ment of Health and Human Services pamphlet tive program. Parents can participate in the of the Head Start program, began the full-year decision making process about the nature and federally funded program available today. operation of the program. They need to par- Concodia College plays host to one of two ticipate in the classrooom as volunteers or Head Start centers in Moorhead. observers. Most of all they need to work with On the third floor of the Ivers building a their own children in a shared effort with the classroom with tiny chairs an play equipment, Head Start staff. lowered sinks, counters and tables is the set- Special needs of handicapped children are ting which the children and the adults use to also provided for. Among the children at the make up this particular center. center on Concordia's campus, there are two The chldren are all from low-income and hearing impaired children who are learning usually single parent families. They attend the normally alnog with the rest of the children, center Monday through Thursday between 9 They are aided by a hearing teacher from the a.m. arid noon or between noon and 3 p.m. Moorhead area, Janet Coieman, and by Jay In each time period there are 15 children, a student at Moorhead State. Jay is majoring "They are all sweet little kids from a wide in speech pathology and he serves as an in- variety of environments," says Helen Hagen, terpreter, using sign language, in the Head a teacher at the Head Start center on Con- Start classroom. cordia's campus. . x >* See page 13 Page 12 • November 13, 1987 • THE CONCORDIAN Bailey makes dedication to Concordia a science generalizations, Bailey is just another physics professor, but, upon by Dave Ellison closer observation, one comes to guest reporter discover many interesting aspects of this man. When one goes to interview a What is interesting about Bailey? physicist with experience as im- An overall biography would more pressive as working on the first than likely draw one's attention to atomic bomb, there is a natural the fact that he was closely involv- tendency to form certain preconcep- ed in the development and testing tions. One would probably expect to of the first atomic bomb, though it be led into a room cluttered with seems to be an impressive fact, books and papers followed im- Bailey explains his relationship to mediately with an introduction to a this project with the excitement of mature man with gray hair, glasses a detailed physics textbook. While and a lab smock stuffed full of pen- the material was interesting due to cils. pens, rulers and whatnot. In its mystique and secret nature, it was other words, a man who unthinking- Just an overly technical job. ly wears in- Surprisingly, In 1947 Dr. Carl Bailey was offered a teaching position at Concordia that he described as one he telligence as Bailey appears en- was "always hoping for." * others physically thusiastic about don their 99 topics many peo- volvement in the design of several clothing. ple would college buildings and his position as After this in- Instead he con- describe as every- academic dean for 17 years. troduction, a stu- day life ex- Bailey also played a part in the Optical dent might cer- sidered Concor- periences. One of modifications of the particle ac- tainly expect him his fondest celerator that allowed it to perform to begin an inter- dia 's intangible rememberances is better than it had when it was own- view with the that of his first ex- ed by Iowa State University. The ac- DAILY WEAR SOFT CONTACTS benefits posure to post- celerator, an intricate machine that same deluge of in- 1 formation con- secondary educa- speeds up atomic particles in order Four ^^"•"•^" tion at Concordia. to allow scientists to study them, was Major tained in such Brands books littering the office as Quan- "1 might have gone to a college acquired in 1958. turn This, and Quantum That, with dealing more specifically with the Bailey's latest task is as Chairman 49 some Applications thrown in for sciences," said Bailey, for the Concordia Centennial Com- SINGLE VISION good measure. Instead, he considered "Concor- mittee, an event that promises to be &LENSES lnstead of going right over a per- dia's intangible benefits" to exceed the biggest in the history of the son's head, an interview with Dr. anything other colleges could offer. college. — EYE EXAMINATION AVAILABLE — Carl Bailey not only exposes many So Bailey began as just another Cob- While Bailey's past ac- interesting specifics from his life, but * ber and enjoyed it. complishments are indeed LOCATED IN THE HOLIDAY MALL also insights on the man himself. Just how big the impression Con- remarkable, it is his examples of MOORHEAD 218-236-1488 On introduction to Bailey, com- cordia made on Bailey became evi- continuing enthusiasm that are his ACROSS FROM BEST BUY plete with gray hair, glasses, a worn dent with his arrival in 1947. He had most significant traits. smock and an almost physical aura been offered the teaching position of intelligence, he seems to nearly he was "always hoping for." His ex- fit into a natural generalization of a citement over Concordia can best be •"•'• : ••,••'.-•.- •' typical scientist. A typical scientist? seen in his 40 years of service to our i -' ''• Well, yes and no. If one deals with college, the surface characteristics of His contributions include his in- CASINO NIGHT '87

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MORE CARes plans awareness week Centrum. night, and there will be some other Cobber Cooler South to open Other Awareness Week activities activities, including a surprise on by Sara Davis will include an open discussion with November 21," said Holm. "We Center everything that we pro- lifelines reporter Pastor Carl Lee about adult children hope to reach the students that we by Chris lyerson nionte will be wellness oriented," of alcoholics. Casino Night — to be aren't reaching now with Cobber saidMissv Holm, chairperson of lifelines editor the CARes committee. "The Difference Between a Drink held on November 20 — is also be- Coolers, etc." John Seipp has been hired to and a Drunk Is U!" This is the ing supported by CARes. Cobber "We want people to get the message The Cobber Cooler is setting manage the new Cobber Cooler. theme for Concordia's first Alcohol Coolers will be sold at the event. into their heads. The new drinking up shop at a second location. "I've been working with the ar- Awareness Week, sponsored by the CARes will also have a booth in laws for Minnesota produce greater The second location is the new chitects to create an area that CARes Commnittee, which will be Knutson Center all week where liabilities for hosts of house parties, Concordia Wellness Center (the isn't just a lounge that you walk held November 13-21. students can take an alcohol bartenders and people serving former Beltline). through, or a place you just stop "The theme is meant to em- awareness test. Prizes will be award- minors, but ultimately, the respon- The Cobber Coooier is the and pick up a refreshment after phasize that we all need to be ed to those chosen in a drawing bet- sibility lies with the drinker," said refreshment stand that you see at a raquetball game," said Seipp. responsible in our decisions, ween all those Lamken. "The the different school functions ser- An L-shaped planter wall is be- especially those concerning alcohol. who earn a difference bet- ving non-alcholic drinks. The ing constructed so that the new '.'CARes is not an anti-drinking 'perfect score on ween a drink and Cobber Cooler is run by the Cooler will have a feeling of organization — it's for responsibility the test. 95 a drunk is you" CARes Committee. separateness. CARes is trying to and wellness," said Missy Holm, "Our goal for CARes is a CARes is currently setting up create an identity for the Cooler. senior and chairperson of the the week is to The new drinking student-run the new Cobber Cooler South They want it to be a place where CARes Committee. produce a visual organizaton that which will be a dry bar. Concor- people can go just to get off cam- "One issue that we are currently blitz. Well be laws produce works to promote dia administration offered CARes pus and meet with friends. The dealing with is that of the new laws putting up posters the social, the opportunity to build a dry bar Cooler will provide an alternative concerning drinking. We feel that all over and doing greater liabilities physical, intellec- at the Wellness Center when the to some other choices students students should make it a point to a showcase in for hosts tual, chemical, purchase of the old Beltline was have. be aware of these laws, especially the Knutson and a ^_^^_ emotional and made. They are planning on being ones concerning "house parties" bulletin board, ^^^^™"" spiritual, growth, The new Cobber Cooler will be open in the evening seven days and the liabilities of the host, and and distributing door-hangers. Free and well-being of the Concordia' in the main lounge area of the a week. also those pertaining to the new age balloons with our theme, will be community. The committee has a Wellness Center. CARes is planning a whole limit," said Lamken. "We just want given out at "The Well" and free resource center in the basement of "We are going to create a cer- new menu of drinks that will be the hosts to be aware that they are buttons at the booth. We want peo- Fjelstad Hall with office hours from tain atmosphere at the Cobber different than the ones available taking on a big responsibility and pie to think about our theme and 3 to 9 p.m./ Sunday through Cooler South. It will be a unique at the Cobber Cooler North. that the consequences could be very about making responsible decisions. Thursday. atmosphere for a health club set- expensive." We also want people to be aware of The committee consists of seven ting and since it is the Wellness House parties are not the only CARes and what we're all about," members: Karsten Anderson, place where students can go to have said Holm. senior; Cathy Birch, sophomore; a good time and unwind. There are KORD will be doing public service Elise Boe, junior; Missy Holm, countless activities going on con- announcements for CARes all week senior; Dan Lamken, junior; stantly which can provide alter- and will provide entertainment at Stephanie Larson, junior; and Karin natives to drinking. Alcohol "The Well." Olsen, senior. The emblem for Awareness Week will include many "We're really excited about this CARes is an umbrella. This is healthy and fun alternatives such as week. It's been fun putting it because the group is an enveloping "The Well," a "happy hour" with together. We'll be doing the com- organization. WANE'S non-alcoholic drinks in the munion service on Wednesday -* Kids from page 11 Two of the teachers at Concor- HOUSE Of PIZZA MitM SETS'**'* dia's center are Beth Berninger and Helen Hagen. They encourage the children, guide, play and are always there for them. 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"And lose more time?" exploded the sun. . who, with his father, farm- "My brother and I live so close, yet we see each other so "Relax," said the old man. "You might be in a ditch some ed a little piece of land. seldom." time yourself." Several times a year they'd The young man fidgeted while' the two old gentlemen By. the time the other cart was back on the road, it was load up the oxcart with gossiped away an hour. On the move again, the father took almost eight o'clock. Suddenly, a great flash of lightening split vegetables and .drive to The his turn leading the ox. By and by, they came to a fork in the sky. Then there was thunder. Beyond the hills, the heavens the nearest city. Except CARes the road. The old man directed the ox to the right. grew dark. for their names and the "The left is the shorter way," said the boy. "Looks like a big rain in the patch of ground, father Corner "I know it," said the old man, "but this.way is prettier." city," said the old man. and son had little in com- "Have you no respect for time?" asked the impatient young "If we had been on time, we'd be sold out by now," grumbl- mon. The old man believ- man. ed his son. ed in taking it easy...and ^^m^^mmmmm^^^mm^^mm^ "I respect it very much," said the old fellow. "That's why "Take it easy," said the old gentleman, "you'll last longer." the son was the go-getter I like to use it for looking at pretty things." It wasn't until late in the afternoon that they got to the top type. The right-hand path led through woodland and wild flowers. of the hill overlooking the town. They looked down at it for One morning, they The young man was so busy watching the sun sink he didn't a long time. Neither of them spoke. loaded the cart, hitched up the ox and set out. The young notice how lovely the sunset was. Twilight found them in what Finally, the young man who had been in such a hurry said, fellow figured that if they kept going all day and night, they'd looked like one big garden. "I see what you mean, father." get to the market by next morning. He walked alongside the "Let's sleep here," said the old man. They turned their cart around and drove away from what ox and kept prodding it with a stick. "This is the last trip I take with you," snapped his son. had once been the city of Hiroshima. "Take it easy," said the old man. "You'll last longer." "You're more interested in flowers than in making money." A pretty simple message. However, it's one we seem to ig- "If we get to market ahead of the others," said his son, "we "That's the nicest thing you've said in a long time," smiled nore quite often in this day and age. 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You guessed it Roger... it's a Trapper Keeper. "You're a nice guy, Kevin. And you know ... nice guys are '*>i Page 17 D November 13, 1987 q, THE CONCORDIAN SPORTS Title drive begins tonight hockey, which will then make it siderable ice-time at first due to in- possible to capture another MIAC ti- experience among the remaining by Jim MacFarlai tle and enter the national tourna- blue-liners. Freshman Corey Hansen staff writer ment." is to be paired with Johnston, while The team's strength is depth and another freshman Mark Stilwell will Concordia's hockey team takes to overall experience at all three posi- be playing with Lacomy. the ice for the first time this season tions. With nine returning forwards, "If we have a weakness, it's at tonight, carrying with them high ex- the Cobbers should have no prob- defense," said Johnston. "It's not pectations and hopes for another lem putting the puck in the net, because there isn't talent thee, it's MIAC divisional title. Considering making for high-scoring, action- just that the other guys are new and the strong returning nucleus and packed games. not used to the speed of play." some impressive "We have very good depth offen- Goaltending looks to be the best freshman recruits, sively," said it has been in years as goalies Chris coach Steve Baumgartner. "I Miller and Ron Fee are back to Baumgartner's 1 have five very guard the net John Gillies had been squad should solid lines and a pleasant surprise for the Cobbers make the 1987-88 i/pn/ Qnlirl *^a* *s a ^err^lc and is expected to share the duties five vuiy ouuu asset t0 any year an exciting te with Fee and Miller. lines and that is a ™" „ The Cobbers' chances for a suc- Last year the . *r> Leading Con- cessful season look outstanding. All Cobber team f6A777/C to cordia up will be the players and Baumgartner believe powered their way the line of John another reason for success may lie to a MIAC title ted///. Bowkus, Garnet in the hands of Concordia students and into the na- Wahlund and and faculty. tional playoffs ^^— •^-^ Bruce Elson. "I'd like nothing more than full before losing to the always tough Along with them will be an all crowds at all our games," said Bemidji State University Beavers in freshman line that has looked very Baumgartner. "We're going to befc the quarterfinals. Many people feel effective in early practices. This line good team and one way to become Concordia cannot only equal last consists of John Town, Mike even better is through fan support, year's accomplishments, but surpass Hassman and John Grafstrom. nothing can help a team more than them. During a recent meeting of Rounding out the forwards will be a lot of people in the stands." MIAC head coaches the Cobbers the lines of Greg Bird, co-captain Concordia will get their first were strongly picked to win the divi- Rob Deics and Steve Mossing. chance this weekend to view their sion. The honors continue as the Following them are veterans John team as the Cobbers will do battle Associated Press has ranked Con- Kozicki, Joe Snippes and freshmen with the North Dakota State Univer- cordia the number one team in the Brad Wiseman, Brett Erdmann, sity Bison Club team. Game times Midwest. Chipper Oie and Dave Prokop. are slated for 7:30 tonight at the "All the predictions and rankings Anchoring this year's defensive Fargo Coliseum and 2:30 Saturday are great," said second year head unit will be co-captains Brian afternoon at the Moorhead Sports coach Baumgartner. "But our goals Johnson and Brad Lacomy. Both Center. right now are to play good solid players are expected to see con- Hockey action is set to begin again this evening as the Cobbers Running Cobs with high 'hoops' go to NDSU tonight at 7:30. Don't miss it. Concordia. blocked shots last season. Add to the mix top reserves from "It's going to be very tough to Baseball in November? by Brett Garland last year, Tim Gullingsrud, a 6'6" replace Marv," said Taylor. "He was sports reporter center/forward, Keith Pearson, a the 'Snake' — slippery, but it's his 6'0" sophomore gaurd and Tim leadership and camaraderie that will Meeting coming soon On paper, Concordia's men's Householder, a 6'3" junior forward, be missed most of all, both on and squad will be topped by pitchers. basketball team appears to have all and one can see why head coach off the court/' Top hitters Kevin Hiedeman, he ingredients necessary to contend John Eidsness is so optimistic. Gullingsrud looks to be the early by Lee Carlson Scott Oeffling and Doug Toivonen or the Minnesota Intercollegiate "It's nice to have four starters candidate to replace Eberling, as he sports editor should prove helpful. \thletic Conference title in 1987-88. back," said saw plenty of key Hiedeman and Oeffling lead a The Cobbers return four starters, Eidsness. "We duty last year. The first games are still four group of upperclassmen who ietteed ncluding their top three scorers can get our of- However, Bjorn months away but baseball is getting in 1986 including seniors Dan Leer, rom last year's team which posted fense and defense Vellan, a 6'6" underway at Concordia. An impor- Al Hanson, Scott Lundy and Todd 114-11 overall record, an 11-9 third in quicker at the /[$ faf QS feam gQQfe transfer student tant meeting has been slated for Johnson; juniors Toivonen, Chad )lace conference record and first start of the ^ from Oslo, Nor- 6:30 on November 18th in room Campbell, Wade Hanson and Terry ound playoff berth. season." QfQ COHCGfllQU, W6 wav is challenging Gym 316 of the fieldhouse. AH retur- Horan; and sophomores Rick Heading the list are seniors Mike Co-captain lr\r\l/inn nf tha Gullingsrud for ning players are urged to attend. Westra, Jack Cehrke, Mike Klindt Jchwarz and Rodger Taylor, Taylor agrees that did lUUKiny dl lllQ the starting Anyone who has an interest in play- and Jay Sannes. ichwarz, the 6'6" three-point ace position. ing this season should be at this A ten-game trip through Arkansas rom Burnsville, Minn., led the Cob- llil°*riund out the returning starters for Cobbers in rebounds, steals and optimistic. :ootball JV's record ends undefeated recognition as the varsity, the develop a winning attitude early and players on JV squads are an integral carry this feeling with them to var- i Lee Carlson part of Concordia's overall success. sity." )orts editor Players come into a program that Developing a winning attitude is are associated with winning and important, but the junior varsity pro- The Cdbber junior varsity football coaches get a chance to evaluate gram serves other purposes for Con- uad shut down MSU 10-6 to cap- these players as they attempt to con- cordia football. re their second consecutive tribute to the winning cause. "A winning attitude prevails," said idefeated season. Concordia "It is indicative of the raw talent head coach Jim Christopherson, ught back after surrendering a and the emphasis Concordia places "but there is no guarantee that a uchdown on the opening kick-off on "developing a player from the: winning JV team will turn into a win- d doubled the Dragons' offensive beginning on, from JV to a varsity ning varsity team." Todd Maki rdage total. starter," said Jim Southwick, senior Terry Horan, pictured here with receiver coach Bob Nick, was nam- Although they don't get as much noseguard. "It pays off, players • See page 19 ed MIAC Offensive Player of the Week after catching 11 passes for 252 yards and four touchdowns. Page 18 • November, 13, 1987 • THE CONCORDIAN Hunting is for the dogs birth is not the same as seeing the They are always good sports about actural process take place under- kids and the games they play. I neath the breakfast table as you remember one winter when my Please, shovel in your scrambled eggs. A brothers and I thought of an in- Don't Take ( child can also use a pet to test out genious way to provide scientific theories. transportation. Me v^"^- I don't want to count the times we We didn't have Shadow then, our heaved some screeching kitten out dog was a little wiener dog named SeriousLee V \ ^ of the hayloft towards the ground in Porky. We were all kind of little order to test that theory that cats wieners then anyways so Porky fit in by Lee Carlson always land on their feet. They well on the farmstead. We decided always did. Sometimes they didn't to put a harness on Porky and let move after they landed on their feet him drag us across the snow. Porky but they always landed on their feet was a real gamer but he just couldn't Hunting season is in full swing I'm not going to say anything about make it go. We were all yelling and again in the great Northland. Ask a the time we tested that other jumping up and down, cheering seasoned veteran about the value of theory...about how there is more Porky on as he strained and spun a good retriever and one is bound than one way to skin a cat. but it was to no avail. Finally we all to hear a bunch of compliments Some kids take their scientific in- climbed off the snowmobile and directed toward's man's best friend. quiry pretty seriously. I know one released Porky from the harness. I never was much for hunting. It fellow (an honor student at Concor- My youngest brother appreciated was not a pleasant experience to dia) who felt that increasing the pets the most. Being the baby of the trudge through a cold swamp in the Wrestling team full; measurements used in his experi- family, he was spoiled. I knew this wee hours of the morning when I ment would make his findings more was not a productive thing for him could have been slumped in front of reliable. Unfortunately the police of- even though my mother had good the TV set watching Bugs Bunny in- good season ahead ficer stopped him before he could intentions. Quite responsible for a jtead of trying to blow his head off. drop the cat off the bridge. ten-year-old, I took it upon myself Head coach Ron Nellermoe an- Every time I shot that double- to make him more self-reliant. I'd ticipates a young lower weights line- barreled twelve gauge my glasses fell College students seem to have a penchant for finding bizarre pets. wait until the folks left and then I'd by Alysia LaCounte up and a strong returning team in off my face and I would have to ask torture him. Nothing real severe, staff writer the middle and upper weights. With someone if I actually hit anything. Piranhas and pythons are not unhearci of pets for your average just little stuff, like telling him that the large number of freshmen and I always hit something but it was he was adopted. With November comes the winter transfer recruits all ten weight usually a tree or a neighbor's lawn Cobber. We even had a pet at our This is where a pet filled a sports seasons: hockey, basketball classes will be filled, unlike previous ornament. I liked our dog, though. house for a brief period. One Sunday afternoon a grey valuable need. He simply tortured and wrestling. Concordia's wrestling years. If a person has never had a pet squirrel walked into our living room. the cat as a way of getting back at team opens their season this The men face a tough schedule they are missing out. I still enjoy go- He surveyed the whole lot of us me for torturing him. weekend in St. Olaf. The St. Olaf with only three home matches. ing home and tussling around-with tournament will consist of 15 teams Nellermoe has also scheduled six That is about all the room we have our dog. Her name is Shadow and draped on couches watching the from Minnesota, Wisconsin and large tournament bouts and eight for this week so the animal kingdom she's a big Black Labrador. She is football game and then meandered Iowa. dual/triangular matches. Just like part of the family. Many into an open bedroom where he was will be safe for a little longer. Next jears ago my parents were debating captured by closing the door. He ap- week is another column though and whether to have another child or parently wasn't a well-adjusted squir- maybe it would be a good time to just get a pet. I think they made a rel because when we cfiecked on discuss 101 Party Games Involving FRIDAY THE 13TH great decision; I could have ended him a few days later he no longer Your Roommate's Kitten and a Roll SPECIALS op with a sister instead. resembled a Chip or Dale but rather, of Scotch Tape. Shadow never ties up the some type of demon rodent. from bathroom or the phone. 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< JV from page 17 Russ Winkels and Mickey Season ends in Dan-to-Horan airshow Schumacher, two members of last "It was a good finale," said Horan, number six (Mike Klindt, 531 yards) half another Horan touchdown, this year's West Regional champs, joined "but it also gets me excited for next and seven (Steve Grove, 524 yards) time from 70 yards away, gave Con- the coaching staff this past season by Lee Carlson year." rushers in the MIAC. Paul Lund- cordia a 21-7 lead. The Pipers used and were involved heavily with the sports editor Excitement for next year may be strom, the second best punt returner a roughing the kicker penalty to JV program. putting it mildly when you think (15.1 yards) on the charts, has two move swiftly down the field, and they "It is a good morale booster," said Winkels of the JV program. "You The Metrodome seemed to suit about who the years left and scored with only four seconds re- see good things happening and it the Cobbers as they beat Hamline Cobbers will be Horan, kicker maining to make the score 21-14. helps you keep interested itfthe off 28-24 to close their season at 7-3 returning along Dave Ertl and In the second half, Horan caught season when it comes to training." ovefall. Concordia used an outstan- with Horan. The Grove will be back his final touchdown on the first "This year was so tough with the ding performance by Terry Horan to conference's top' after placing se- series of downs from 22 yards out huge numbers," said Christopher- finish 7-2 in the MIAC, good for se- receiver in Horan ended it cond, third and to finish Concordia's scoring. son. "There were so many defensive cond place. (65 catches for fourth respective- Hamline struck back on the next backs (27 freshman reported for the Horan, a junior wide receiver from 1,026 yards, a the game the ly on the league series with a touchdown pass and four positions) but Russ Winkels did Willmar, Minn., had the kind of day new record and scoring totals. added a 37-yard field goal to make we always a great job rotating and getting them that most professionals can't even 10 touchdowns) It looked like the score 28-24. all playing time." dream about. Using his quickness to will again be together... winning the Cobbers were Defense rose to the occasion Even when you have a large group chew up huge amounts of the ar- teamed with the in for trouble ear- behind senior leadership. Linemen tificial turf, Horan gained 252 yards loop's top passer ———————— Jim Southwick and Steve Connelly, there are always standouts. on 11 catches with four of those be- in Dan Paladichuk (117-187 for jumped out to a 7-0 lead after a linebackers Keith Schleeter and "Dean Studer (Billings, Mont.) on ing scoring tosses. For his efforts, 1.717 yards and 17 touchdowns). 22-yard pass completion. The Dan- Todd Johnson and defensive back offense and Mike Gindorf (Crosby, *^ ^* rm I ^"** * • •till • . • I ill I 1_1__] Minn.) on defense really played Horan was named MIAC Offensive The Cobbers will also be seeing the to-Horan show started as Dave Stover made several big plays well," said Schumacher. Player of the Week. same backfield that produced the Paladichuk hooked up with Horan during their final college game. for a 31-yard touchdown to tie the "It was great to end on a high Studer, a halfback who rode his game. The second act came quick- note," said Connelly, a senior from JV success to a spot on some varsi- ly as the two teamed up for a 77-yard Moorhead. "We ended it playing the ty special teams, spoke for his fellow scoring strike just before the end of game the way we always played frosh. We're Right Next Door! the quarter. together...winning." "It was really tough this season Concordia Students Welcome! With just over two minutes in the with seventy-odd freshmen but the coaches did a good job. It is different because you come in from high school being a big star and sudden- ly you're no longer the big cheese. CONCORDIA'S It provides a chance for each player to see if college football is really for ORIENTAL RESTAURANT them," said Studer. Sun Mart Shopping Mall Apparently college football agreed South of 1*94 in Moorhead with the majority of this year's class RIGHT AT THE DOORSTEP OF and we'll be hearing a lot more from CONCORDIA ON THE them in years to come. We can help you find a doctor COLLEGE BUS ROUTE to meet your needs Lunches-Dinners HAM to 10PM Call 234-2300 SUNDAY ORIENTAL MedLine is confidential BUFFET 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and free of charge. All you can eat Immediate Care Pharmacy for $5.25 Prompt medical attention • 10% discount with Concordia without appointment I.D. card Hours: • Efficient prescription STUDENT DISCOUNT service 8am-8pm Monday-Thursday • Good selection of over- 10% off regular menu prices to all 8am-5:30pm Friday the-counter products 9am-12 noon Saturday Concordia Students. Just show your LD.! (not valid with other discounts.)

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