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MATERIAL ISSUE In Concert at Theodores December 10 at 8:30 pm Tix $5 for ND/SMC students On sale Dec. 3 IntervieV¥With Lafortune Information Desk , ·f . "':. Special Guest: GUTTERB OY i " ~~ ~ ., . , STUDENT UNION BOARD * <~: .. ' .. - ,:. . . . ~ . 1867 - 1992 A century ahead of the competition. NOTRE DAME1S STUDENT MAGAZINE Parents - Alumni - Fans ENTERTAINMENT 5 Swans Subscribe to 6 Cape Fear NEWS 7 Selling the Shirts cholastic Off of Their Backs· Notre Dame's Weekly Student Magazine CAMPUS LIFE 10 A Man of the People Follow the Fighting Irish and keep up with calnpus events as' SPORTS Scholastic celebrates our 125th anniversary! 14 A frust~ating Ending 16 National Champions : 1953 Your subscription includes our annual football review issue, published in February 1992. ~------DEPARTMENTS Please send __ years of Scholastic to: 2 Editor's Notes Name: ___-,-- ______3 Editorial 4. CampusWatch Address: ______12 Coming Distractions· City: ______State: __ ZIP code: ___ 18 On Other Campuses Enclosed is a check payable to Scholastic Magazine for $2S.nn x __ years = $ __ 19 Behavior Modification

Please send this form with payment to: Business Manager 20 Week In Distortion Scholastic Magazine 22 Glancing Back 303 LaFortune Student Center Notre Dame, IN 46556 . 24 Final Word NOVEMBER 21, 1991 ;1 - ,:. . . . ~ . 1867 - 1992 A century ahead of the competition. NOTRE DAME1S STUDENT MAGAZINE Parents - Alumni - Fans ENTERTAINMENT 5 Swans Subscribe to 6 Cape Fear NEWS 7 Selling the Shirts cholastic Off of Their Backs· Notre Dame's Weekly Student Magazine CAMPUS LIFE 10 A Man of the People Follow the Fighting Irish and keep up with calnpus events as' SPORTS Scholastic celebrates our 125th anniversary! 14 A frust~ating Ending 16 National Champions : 1953 Your subscription includes our annual football review issue, published in February 1992. ~------DEPARTMENTS Please send __ years of Scholastic to: 2 Editor's Notes Name: ___-,-- ______3 Editorial 4. CampusWatch Address: ______12 Coming Distractions· City: ______State: __ ZIP code: ___ 18 On Other Campuses Enclosed is a check payable to Scholastic Magazine for $2S.nn x __ years = $ __ 19 Behavior Modification

Please send this form with payment to: Business Manager 20 Week In Distortion Scholastic Magazine 22 Glancing Back 303 LaFortune Student Center Notre Dame, IN 46556 . 24 Final Word NOVEMBER 21, 1991 ;1 NOTE EDITORIAL Staff Writers Recognized Can't Find the Comics? This week a few more names have been Don't panic, the cartoons are still with us. added to the masthead at left; they're Brian Muller's resignation has left us with Scholastic's senior staff writers. These re­ two weekly panels by Scott Liebertz and porters and reviewers were selected by Steve Duenes, which this week have been section editors for their writing skills and displaced to the bottom half of page 21. The Honor Code dedication. While they don't get paid, being Brian's departure also means we've got selected as a senior staff writer is our way of space to fIll with another student cartoonist showing that their contributions to the If you're interested, why not apply? Even if magazine don't go unnoticed. More names you've applied before, I'd encourage you to Deserves may be added to the list as the year try again. To apply, please drop off three progresses and more writers reach that "all­ sample cartoons (panels or strips with an ND star" status. angle, please) at the offIce on the third floor All-star or fIrst-timer, Scholastic is always ofLaFortune. By the end of the semester, we looking for more writers, and we're also hope to have one or two new cartoons to run Respect interested in expanding our advertising sales alongside Scott and Steve's work. staff. If you're interested in joining, please give us a call at 239-7569. We're Weekly,But ... Due to Thanksgiving break, next week there t all looked so easy in the movie: a pencil tap, a speech till you're blue in the face, but the "cheat sheets" In This Issue will be no issue of Scholastic. You'll miss I shout of "honor," and cheating would come and surreptitious glances won't be stopping anytime This week's cover story by Mollie Mudd us, butdon't worry-Notre Dame's student screeching to a halt Right And at about the same soon. takes a look at a common (and often illegal) magazine will return on Dec. 5. Happy time, the fIery netherworld of the damned would also Cheating, however distasteful, is a part of life. No form of campus commerce - t-shirt sales. Turkey Day! experience a distinct cold snap. one lives above reproach: Ever lie on your taxes? Ever (Note to student affairs: The guy on the Real life isn't like the honor code instructional drive above the posted speed limit? Ever get too much cover is just a model.) Ian Mitchell video. The code looks great on the screen, but a little change back at the store and not return it? Ever Over in Campus Life, writer Nicole Pelle Editor in Chief less attractive in the classroom. jaywalk? Ever fail to use your turn signal when inteviews Fr. Richard McBrien, an outspo­ Students usually complain about the provision changing lanes on an interstate highway? You've ken professor in ND's theo department In which requires nontolerance of dishonesty (we used broken the law. Sports, Jessica Ziembroski takes a look ,at a to call it "snitching" in grade school): "If a student Asking students to report dishonesty doesn't seem sport that's 'off the beaten track (sorry)­ tolerates dishonesty, he or she is in violation of the like such a bad idea. People who say it smacks of Nazi Cross Country running. Code of Honor. If aware of a likely Code of Honor Germany are overreacting by amile; it's basically the In Entertainment, Scholastic's "editor-in­ violation, a student must take responsible action." same principle as dialing 288-STOP on a smaller scale. exile," Dave Holsinger, sends in a music English translation: "narc" on the cheaters. Some The problem with the honor code is that it doesn't ask .review from Austria, while Noah Cooper students say this spying smacks of Orwellianism. students to turn offender in, it requires them to. Asking reviews Cape Fear. And last but certainly The complaint has some merit, but it's not grounds for is one thing, ordering is another. You can't curb rule­ not least, check out our weekly columns: scrapping the code entirely. breaking by ordering students to snitch on offenders. Week In Distortion, CampusWatch, On The honor code has always been a pet project of Fr. Notre Dame is a Catholic university and it should Other Campuses, Glancing Back and the Hesburgh, and was passed as a big going-away teach ethics and morality. But most freshmen come to Final Word. present when he stepped down from the university'S school with value systems already in place, and it'll presidency. There has been an honor code in the past take some work to get them to honor the honor code. at Notre Dame, and there are honor codes at other The code needs more support than just a video universities that work. The code we have here and showing, it needs a tradition of respect from students now just needs a little support and time to work. and faculty. But respect won't come until the code is No one's arguing they should be allowed to cheat a little more established under the Dome. It should be (although whether signing a pledge saying "I'm not refIned and examined before it's renewed this year, cheating" really proves anything is a good question.) then it should be explained to university applicants and SchDlAst~ ispublisMd ruukly 111I'I1llgno1li1MsthDol yurez

Dave "Dave" Holsinger tells us the true meaning of angst ii Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo Minority Student Yearbook Update Remember a few months back when a Jennifer Switzer explained that the decision one rumor making the rounds, Switzer also . classified ad appeared in that other publi­ could come soon. (By university standards, said that Charles told her the odds of getting by Dave Holsinger the stuff on the compilation and didn'treally Joy Division original. If you're up for it, cation asking for help organizing a minority that is.) According to Switzer, last spring the pope at NO were "next to nothing." , m beginning to hate the BigPuddle. want to waste the 50 Deutschmarks for Gary "White Light from the Mouth of Infmity" . student yearbook? According to the classi­ associate provost Isabel Charles, asked her Well, it never hurts to ask. I It's hard enough trying to write music Numan's"Cars" and a couple other oddities. comes to at a level of intensity and mean­ fied, the book "would serve as a supplement for a list of student nominees for recipients reviews when the dang socialist government If you have the means, I would highly rec­ spirited insight which strikes a raw nerve to The Dome. This yearbook would cover of honorary degrees. (While honorary de ... Notre Dame Callers, Dial 288·STOC? herein Austria makes CDs twice as expen­ ommend picking up a copy anyway, though. like few albums can. If you don't like this the minority activities on campus (i.e. Black grees are given to people other than the Hey, Wait a Minute ... siveas they are back home, but then I find out Bands from Loop to Bauhaus to Buffalo kind of thing, this album will probably Images, tl).e fashion show, ISO Festival, commencement speaker, Switzer said she Security on campus is certainly no laughing that I'm always a week too late getting my Tom, all on one incredible piece of plastic­ sound to you like the Sisters of Mercy hav­ etc.)" viewed this as a round-about way of asking matter. A booklet giving personal safety stuffin. Primeexample: I hadareview of the encased metal alloy. ing an exceptionally rotten day and making Now, the Gipper remembers that shortly for student input on the choice of speaker.) tips, entitled "How to be 'Streetwise' and new Chili Peppers album typed and ready to What I chose as an alternative source of you hear all about it. Choose your attitude, after that ad appeared, a parody version was The class newsletter asked students to Safe," is available from the Notre Dame go when what should fall across my desk but and read on. printed advertising for a "white student give their top three choices for the speaker, Security/Police. The pamphlet also lists the a review of that same album, already in Titles alone speak for the power and sting-, yearbook" and giving a fake name and and according to Switzer, about 600 ballots numbers to call to reach security in an . Scholastic. ing commentary included in this album: number to call. A few days later, a letter to were returned. Switzer said the names of the emergency. This list is especially helpful I already have to suggest that the music "Better Than You," "Song for Dead Time" the editor from The Dome clarified that the top eight or nine vote-getters were given to since the numbers to call to reach security scene over here is less than extraordinary and "Why Are We Alive" are just a few of minority student supplement was not affili­ Charles, who forwarded them to university vary from prefix to prefix (in other words, unless you happen to live in Berlin (or maybe the delectably evil tunes offered up by ated with The Dome, the university'S offi­ president Fr. Malloy. Switzer said that the number for 283- phones is different from Munich), but 99 percent of Austrians have Swans mastennind Michael Gira and com­ cial yearbook. But other than those two Charles told her that the fmal "decison is thenumberfor239-or284-phones). Butthe never heard of H.P. Zinker, the fmest band pany. This is true angst, in the real German responses, the Gipp's heard nothing about totally Father Malloy's decision." Gipper found one teensy little miniscule ever to tread their nation's soil, and the one sense of the word, without all of the black what had become of the whole idea, so as Now here's where things begin to get a ·flaw with one of the numbers listed in the percent that have heard of them don't seem turtleneck posturing. Lyrics from "Better usual, he dispatched the crack little cloudy. Switzer said she thought that booklet. Specifically, it's wrong. to like them all that much. I guess when you Than You" should make this clear: "You CampusWatch squad to investigate. Malloy took his list of names to the board of Dialling "239-4444" won't get you Se­ realize that David Hasselhoff (yes, the guy never knew me and you never will/When Patti Cushing, the student organizing the trustees for their comment and approval at curity, just some annoying beeping sounds. from "Knight Rider") dominates their Top nothing's there, nothing is concealed/I'm so supplement, said that plans for a 1991-'92 their last meeting. After that approval, the (The correct number is 283-4444.) Now, 40, there must be something a little bit glad I'm better than you." minority yearbook had to be scrapped due to process of sending out inquiries to discover that's a minor error, but fmding the right wrong .. Even though I can't offer Scholastic a lack of funds. Cushing said that she hoped which of the candiates is actually free to number in an emergency isn't a minor . Anyway, on a recent expedition over the depression was the newest album from readers any new musical' fmds from the that a 1992-'93 minority supplement would speak begins. The university may be wait­ matter; it could mean the difference between boarder to Gennany, land of Einstuerzende Swans, which has already been released for country that invented neurosis and depres­ be produced, and added that she had spoken ing to announce the speaker until after all the life and death. Neubauten and cheaper CDs, I was forced some time, but I know nobody else is going sion, be reassured that there are still people to various university groups, including the recipients of honorary degrees have been The correct numbers from 283- phones: with a tough album-purchasing choice. to review it. around who are bummed enough to create Black Alumni of Notre Dame. She said that chosen and may announce the identity of the . Security: 4444 Fire: 2222. From 239- Since I'm now a resident of the country that Swans are a band out of the only place that great music. Maybe we're just better ad­ this year would be devoted to fundraising to commencemerit speaker later than last year, phones, dial: Security: 5555 Fire: 6200. At invented· angst (and I can use that word can legitimately get away with being more justed as a society than these people. I mean, make next year's publication possible. Switzer said. Saint Mary's: Security: 5000 Fire: 239- .' without shame in a review now), I immedi- morbid than Austria, namely, New York the suicide rate here is mush higher than Anyways, Switzer said that the s~udent 6200. Write them down and tape 'em to the atelywentforthelatestintheworldofgloom City. Combining inventive,layered guitar back home. If! could just convince some of Commencement Speaker Search input portion ofthe process was finished. So phone; your UIicle' Gipp worries about you. and doom. An unbridled rush of pleasure and synthesizer sounds with bitterly sarcas­ the natives that picking up a guitar is a better Commences .who did the seniors of Notre Dame pick to be swept over me when I found a new compi- tic lyrics and a singer/songwriter more au­ way to combat depression than hurling Wonder who the university's gonna get to their graduation speaker? SwitZer promised Don't Zip Your Lip - Tip The Gipp! lation issued exclusively in Europe (I think) thentically depressed than any Gothic . themselves out windows ... 0 send off its graduates in the Sesquicenten­ to send the list later, but did mention some If you've got inside infonnation that ev· entitled Beggar's Banquet ~ The Collec- groaner in recent memory, Swans have a nial Year? Inquiring Gipps want to know, so names of big vote-getters she remembered eryone on the outside ought to hear about, tion. My favorite dooin-monger label had . sound that is instantly either cathartic or he . dispatched a high-ranking staff seeing on it (in no particular order): Mikhail .give youi' news tips, story ideas or puzzling put together a double CD set of tunes and completely annoying. depending on what Dave is currently trying to get ajob as one I CampusWatcher for a quick investigation. Gorbachev, Colin Powell" Norman questions to the Gipper: send him a message bands that·could make even the biggest Di- kind of mood you're in. Realize that this ofDavid Hassel hoff s roadiesjust so he can 'J The answer in shortfonn: we don'tknow ~ Schwartzkopf (balloting was just after the via campus mail (303 LaFortune), drop off a eter clone want to run out and hug a tree. band did a cover of "Love Will Tear Us hear the Hassel-mon's European mega-hit yet. war, remember), George Bush, Margaret note at the office (2-5 p.m., Monday-Friday) Unfortunately, I already had 90 percent of Apart" that was even more dismal than the, "Je Taime Means I Love You" every day. When contacted, senior class president Thatcher and PopeJ ohn Paul n. To squelch or call (239-7569)~ 0 I 1< :J i . 4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 21, 1991 5 I .1 I

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Dave "Dave" Holsinger tells us the true meaning of angst ii Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo Minority Student Yearbook Update Remember a few months back when a Jennifer Switzer explained that the decision one rumor making the rounds, Switzer also . classified ad appeared in that other publi­ could come soon. (By university standards, said that Charles told her the odds of getting by Dave Holsinger the stuff on the compilation and didn'treally Joy Division original. If you're up for it, cation asking for help organizing a minority that is.) According to Switzer, last spring the pope at NO were "next to nothing." , m beginning to hate the BigPuddle. want to waste the 50 Deutschmarks for Gary "White Light from the Mouth of Infmity" . student yearbook? According to the classi­ associate provost Isabel Charles, asked her Well, it never hurts to ask. I It's hard enough trying to write music Numan's"Cars" and a couple other oddities. comes to at a level of intensity and mean­ fied, the book "would serve as a supplement for a list of student nominees for recipients reviews when the dang socialist government If you have the means, I would highly rec­ spirited insight which strikes a raw nerve to The Dome. This yearbook would cover of honorary degrees. (While honorary de ... Notre Dame Callers, Dial 288·STOC? herein Austria makes CDs twice as expen­ ommend picking up a copy anyway, though. like few albums can. If you don't like this the minority activities on campus (i.e. Black grees are given to people other than the Hey, Wait a Minute ... siveas they are back home, but then I find out Bands from Loop to Bauhaus to Buffalo kind of thing, this album will probably Images, tl).e fashion show, ISO Festival, commencement speaker, Switzer said she Security on campus is certainly no laughing that I'm always a week too late getting my Tom, all on one incredible piece of plastic­ sound to you like the Sisters of Mercy hav­ etc.)" viewed this as a round-about way of asking matter. A booklet giving personal safety stuffin. Primeexample: I hadareview of the encased metal alloy. ing an exceptionally rotten day and making Now, the Gipper remembers that shortly for student input on the choice of speaker.) tips, entitled "How to be 'Streetwise' and new Chili Peppers album typed and ready to What I chose as an alternative source of you hear all about it. Choose your attitude, after that ad appeared, a parody version was The class newsletter asked students to Safe," is available from the Notre Dame go when what should fall across my desk but and read on. printed advertising for a "white student give their top three choices for the speaker, Security/Police. The pamphlet also lists the a review of that same album, already in Titles alone speak for the power and sting-, yearbook" and giving a fake name and and according to Switzer, about 600 ballots numbers to call to reach security in an . Scholastic. ing commentary included in this album: number to call. A few days later, a letter to were returned. Switzer said the names of the emergency. This list is especially helpful I already have to suggest that the music "Better Than You," "Song for Dead Time" the editor from The Dome clarified that the top eight or nine vote-getters were given to since the numbers to call to reach security scene over here is less than extraordinary and "Why Are We Alive" are just a few of minority student supplement was not affili­ Charles, who forwarded them to university vary from prefix to prefix (in other words, unless you happen to live in Berlin (or maybe the delectably evil tunes offered up by ated with The Dome, the university'S offi­ president Fr. Malloy. Switzer said that the number for 283- phones is different from Munich), but 99 percent of Austrians have Swans mastennind Michael Gira and com­ cial yearbook. But other than those two Charles told her that the fmal "decison is thenumberfor239-or284-phones). Butthe never heard of H.P. Zinker, the fmest band pany. This is true angst, in the real German responses, the Gipp's heard nothing about totally Father Malloy's decision." Gipper found one teensy little miniscule ever to tread their nation's soil, and the one sense of the word, without all of the black what had become of the whole idea, so as Now here's where things begin to get a ·flaw with one of the numbers listed in the percent that have heard of them don't seem turtleneck posturing. Lyrics from "Better usual, he dispatched the crack little cloudy. Switzer said she thought that booklet. Specifically, it's wrong. to like them all that much. I guess when you Than You" should make this clear: "You CampusWatch squad to investigate. Malloy took his list of names to the board of Dialling "239-4444" won't get you Se­ realize that David Hasselhoff (yes, the guy never knew me and you never will/When Patti Cushing, the student organizing the trustees for their comment and approval at curity, just some annoying beeping sounds. from "Knight Rider") dominates their Top nothing's there, nothing is concealed/I'm so supplement, said that plans for a 1991-'92 their last meeting. After that approval, the (The correct number is 283-4444.) Now, 40, there must be something a little bit glad I'm better than you." minority yearbook had to be scrapped due to process of sending out inquiries to discover that's a minor error, but fmding the right wrong .. Even though I can't offer Scholastic a lack of funds. Cushing said that she hoped which of the candiates is actually free to number in an emergency isn't a minor . Anyway, on a recent expedition over the depression was the newest album from readers any new musical' fmds from the that a 1992-'93 minority supplement would speak begins. The university may be wait­ matter; it could mean the difference between boarder to Gennany, land of Einstuerzende Swans, which has already been released for country that invented neurosis and depres­ be produced, and added that she had spoken ing to announce the speaker until after all the life and death. Neubauten and cheaper CDs, I was forced some time, but I know nobody else is going sion, be reassured that there are still people to various university groups, including the recipients of honorary degrees have been The correct numbers from 283- phones: with a tough album-purchasing choice. to review it. around who are bummed enough to create Black Alumni of Notre Dame. She said that chosen and may announce the identity of the . Security: 4444 Fire: 2222. From 239- Since I'm now a resident of the country that Swans are a band out of the only place that great music. Maybe we're just better ad­ this year would be devoted to fundraising to commencemerit speaker later than last year, phones, dial: Security: 5555 Fire: 6200. At invented· angst (and I can use that word can legitimately get away with being more justed as a society than these people. I mean, make next year's publication possible. Switzer said. Saint Mary's: Security: 5000 Fire: 239- .' without shame in a review now), I immedi- morbid than Austria, namely, New York the suicide rate here is mush higher than Anyways, Switzer said that the s~udent 6200. Write them down and tape 'em to the atelywentforthelatestintheworldofgloom City. Combining inventive,layered guitar back home. If! could just convince some of Commencement Speaker Search input portion ofthe process was finished. So phone; your UIicle' Gipp worries about you. and doom. An unbridled rush of pleasure and synthesizer sounds with bitterly sarcas­ the natives that picking up a guitar is a better Commences .who did the seniors of Notre Dame pick to be swept over me when I found a new compi- tic lyrics and a singer/songwriter more au­ way to combat depression than hurling Wonder who the university's gonna get to their graduation speaker? SwitZer promised Don't Zip Your Lip - Tip The Gipp! lation issued exclusively in Europe (I think) thentically depressed than any Gothic . themselves out windows ... 0 send off its graduates in the Sesquicenten­ to send the list later, but did mention some If you've got inside infonnation that ev· entitled Beggar's Banquet ~ The Collec- groaner in recent memory, Swans have a nial Year? Inquiring Gipps want to know, so names of big vote-getters she remembered eryone on the outside ought to hear about, tion. My favorite dooin-monger label had . sound that is instantly either cathartic or he . dispatched a high-ranking staff seeing on it (in no particular order): Mikhail .give youi' news tips, story ideas or puzzling put together a double CD set of tunes and completely annoying. depending on what Dave is currently trying to get ajob as one I CampusWatcher for a quick investigation. Gorbachev, Colin Powell" Norman questions to the Gipper: send him a message bands that·could make even the biggest Di- kind of mood you're in. Realize that this ofDavid Hassel hoff s roadiesjust so he can 'J The answer in shortfonn: we don'tknow ~ Schwartzkopf (balloting was just after the via campus mail (303 LaFortune), drop off a eter clone want to run out and hug a tree. band did a cover of "Love Will Tear Us hear the Hassel-mon's European mega-hit yet. war, remember), George Bush, Margaret note at the office (2-5 p.m., Monday-Friday) Unfortunately, I already had 90 percent of Apart" that was even more dismal than the, "Je Taime Means I Love You" every day. When contacted, senior class president Thatcher and PopeJ ohn Paul n. To squelch or call (239-7569)~ 0 I 1< :J i . 4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 21, 1991 5 I .1 I

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Selling unlicensed S~{[inil t-shirts is consid­ (Taxi ' Driver, t'@ :! :1 Let 1991 be known as GoodFellas), as he lets Ii' , the year of the com- ered illegal by the 'I the camera play on De r plicated psychopath, or Niro's extraordinary university. Yet ii', ,rather the year of evil in­ talents. 'I ' 'camate. The year has Once again, De students are still 'I' ,: brought us Hannibal Lecter of Silence ofthe ' with her, and it is obvious that only his Niro proves there is no better actor working 11 : 'Lambs, and now we meet Max Cady, S'irts· oJf. of family is keeping him from it Max has no today. He lifted more weights than Chris willing to take the I Robert De Niro's grinning menace from problem with his sexuality - in fact, Max is Zorich to prepare his body for the role (much , II 'Martin Scorsese's new film, Cape Fear. avery overpowering symbol of male sexual- as he gained sixty pounds to play Al chance ... Viewers are now infatuated with getting ity as the many graphic phallic symbols in Capone), and his energy in this complex role inside the'psychopath's mind and trying to the film show. is boundleSs. He simultaneously quotes "f' 'it figure out what gives him so much pleasure MaxalsoplaysonLeigh'sdissatisf~ction . from Nietzsche and tells Sam to read the ~f;'I/i"~~.. ft",~:> t.", ttl ?/.lJ\~ M·"~·'"~ ~~;:~ ~ in his crimes. It is as if we want to see and with her love life. After Sam fails to please Book of J ob while unleashing the classic De ...... :.:. feel what it would be like to act on some of her in bed, Leigh glances out the window to Niro fury in unparalleled fits of rage. His our aggressive instincts. If this is the latest see Max' propped up on the wall like a very appearance toward the end of the film craze in American film, then Max Cady demented angel waiting to take her to the gives the viewer a sense that Satan himself brings home the entrails, if you will, in one promised land of sexual satisfaction. Fire- has been captured on camera, so decisively of the most powerful, absolutely evil char­ works explode behind him, he smokes an does De Niro derme evil. While it is not De acters to rage across the screen. enormous cigar and wears the mischievous Niro's best performance (Raging Bull still UCLA and Ohio University without obtain­ (the university) want people to know we are by Mollie Mudd Max has just been let out from fourteen grin of a fourteen-year-old looking at a has that honor), Cape Fear shows what an ing licenses from the institutions. active in protecting our trademarks~ We years in jail for the brutal rape of a sixteen pornographic magazine. truly enchanting and compelling perfor- In early April, the universities received a want our licensed companies, who are pay­ year old girl, and would"like nothing better Leigh is not the only one in the Bowden mance he can deliver. T he use of Notre Dame's licensed $200,000 court judgement and barred Cre­ ing royalties, to know that we are aggressive than to take out his aggression on the fainily family who has a yearning for whatMax'can The supporting cast is outstanding. Lange trademarks without university ap­ ative Apparel from any future manufacture in protection of our name." All of the pub­ of his criminal attorney , Sam Bowden (Nick provide. Sam's daughter Danielle is also is terrific whether accusing Sam or ner­ proval is illegal and has recently caused or sale of goods bearing their trademarks. licity seemed to be positive, in this effect, Nolte, in what may be the best performance attracted to the animal sexuality Max ex- vously fidgeting while she waits for Max to lawsuits to be filed against infringing com-' Several other large lawsuits with other she said. of his career). Indeed skies tum black and udes. Pretending lO be Danielle's drama show up again. Nolte is superb as he uorav­ panies, also causing student entrepreneurs, large businesses and prominent universities On a local level, student organizations, lightening ominously flashes over his head teacher, Max meets her alone on afairy-tale- eIs before the camera, frantically trying to who make and sell the illegal t-shirts to have been filed. In Los Angeles, the Living clubs and university departments are held as he leaves prison, walking directly into like set in her high school theater. 'Otere he patch his life together Lewis expertly por­ receive uRiversity action. Stich company was manufacturing baseball under separate licensing arrangements. Joe Scorsese's lens as if his hate would envelop kisses her and, disgustingly so, makes her trays the classic, spacey/confused teenage Notre Dame owns the trademark to the caps illegally. Notre Dame joined with Cassidy, director of student activities, de­ each of us. Max, during his spare time in jail suck on his thumb, giving her a way to get bundle of hormones. Joe Don Baker following words and symbols, which are not Adidas,Nike, Coca-Cola, theL.A. Dodgers, scribed the application process that students (when he was not being sodomized, as Max back at her restrictive father by using her overacts his role as detective for the family. allowed to be printed without the the Oakland A's and Georgetown Univer­ .must' uSe in order to get "bookstore ap­ so eloquently states a number of times coveted sexuality. It is an amazing scene of Perhaps Scorsese identifies with the university'S permission: sity in a lawsuit. proval" for the use of specific trademarks. during the film), took over his own defense unmitigated evil corrupting absolute inno- American public and wants to see evil, es- . " Also in 1990, Notre Dame, USC, Ohio "It is an easy process ... students just fill out and found out about Sam's dismissal of cence. pecia1ly unbridled evil like Max, triumph' "Notre Dame" State and UCLA, sued "Jo form, attach evidenceaboutthe rape victim's promiscu­ These many conflicts force the Bowdens over good every once in a while. The paral­ "Fightin(g) Irish" Rows" for manufacturing t­ their artwork and ity. to flee their home for a much too lengthy leIs between Max and Sam are evident The Leprechaun shirts with counterfeited trade­ name their sup­ Max then launches a terrifying harass­ climax aboard the Bowden houseboat. 'The throughout the film, and by its end, it is not The University Seal marks. plier for trade- ' ment against the Bowden family. He poi­ ending, however, does not disappoint in clear who is more evil. " ' The Golden Dome ' Besides monetary settlement mark approval." :, sons the dog, breaks a key on the piano and ,terms ofthrilIs and outright terrox:. Yet evil is there and alive again in the The Offici8I Class Ring and others for the trademark infringements, Cassidy said: • 'stalks the family during a parade. He mas­ , ~corsese proves once again to be a genius psychopathic spirit of Hannibal Lecter. As One particular counterfeiting and in­ Carol Kaesebier, assistant gen­ ~at "we have not : • terfully plays, or rather, preys' upon the behind the camera. His stark cuts between ' much as I enjoyed licter, I believe he has fringement of trademarks claim was fIled in eral counsel to the university, yet had an indi- ' various conflicts within the Bowden hou'se­ scenes and fast-moving camera jolt the met his equal in Max Cady and an excellent January 1991 against Creative Apparel, Inc., said that in order to protect Notre Vidual club that hold. He says to Sam, "I have what you viewer almost as much as Max. He gives, us horror/thriller fIlm in Cape Fear. 0 a Long Island-based clothing/sportswear Dame trademarks', the university had unapproved ' have" and makes good on his statement. great Wlderwater shots d~ng the houseboat Noah Cooper encourages any and all ru­ manufacturer. Creative Apparel had manu­ also chooses to "not license in­ merchandise. " Sam's infidelity to his wife, Leigh (Jessica' scene and a wonderful scene where Max mors that over the USC weekend Julia factUred and sold 'sweatshirts and t-shirts ' fringers, for obvious reasons." The bookstore. Lange), caused the family to move to the seems to be part of the movie Problem Child Roberts was Seen sneaking out of hi~ dorm bearing the trademarks of Notre Dame as Kaesebier also said, in reaction to the manager has "never withheld approval" be­ small town of New Essex, N.C. Now Sam is as he annoys the Bowden family at a theater. room after parietals looking exhausted but well as ,the University of Sothem California, publicity given to these actions, that "we cause the university wants the trademarks to seeing a co-worker, but nofyet having sex No one can direct De Niro like Scorsese wearing a huge smile on her face. 6 NOVEMBER 21, 1991 7 SCHOLASTIC ~------"====""------""••. """""""""""------~III MOVIE NEWS I

Selling unlicensed S~{[inil t-shirts is consid­ (Taxi ' Driver, t'@ :! :1 Let 1991 be known as GoodFellas), as he lets Ii' , the year of the com- ered illegal by the 'I the camera play on De r plicated psychopath, or Niro's extraordinary university. Yet ii', ,rather the year of evil in­ talents. 'I ' 'camate. The year has Once again, De students are still 'I' ,: brought us Hannibal Lecter of Silence ofthe ' with her, and it is obvious that only his Niro proves there is no better actor working 11 : 'Lambs, and now we meet Max Cady, S'irts· oJf. of family is keeping him from it Max has no today. He lifted more weights than Chris willing to take the I Robert De Niro's grinning menace from problem with his sexuality - in fact, Max is Zorich to prepare his body for the role (much , II 'Martin Scorsese's new film, Cape Fear. avery overpowering symbol of male sexual- as he gained sixty pounds to play Al chance ... Viewers are now infatuated with getting ity as the many graphic phallic symbols in Capone), and his energy in this complex role inside the'psychopath's mind and trying to the film show. is boundleSs. He simultaneously quotes "f' 'it figure out what gives him so much pleasure MaxalsoplaysonLeigh'sdissatisf~ction . from Nietzsche and tells Sam to read the ~f;'I/i"~~.. ft",~:> t.", ttl ?/.lJ\~ M·"~·'"~ ~~;:~ ~ in his crimes. It is as if we want to see and with her love life. After Sam fails to please Book of J ob while unleashing the classic De ...... :.:. feel what it would be like to act on some of her in bed, Leigh glances out the window to Niro fury in unparalleled fits of rage. His our aggressive instincts. If this is the latest see Max' propped up on the wall like a very appearance toward the end of the film craze in American film, then Max Cady demented angel waiting to take her to the gives the viewer a sense that Satan himself brings home the entrails, if you will, in one promised land of sexual satisfaction. Fire- has been captured on camera, so decisively of the most powerful, absolutely evil char­ works explode behind him, he smokes an does De Niro derme evil. While it is not De acters to rage across the screen. enormous cigar and wears the mischievous Niro's best performance (Raging Bull still UCLA and Ohio University without obtain­ (the university) want people to know we are by Mollie Mudd Max has just been let out from fourteen grin of a fourteen-year-old looking at a has that honor), Cape Fear shows what an ing licenses from the institutions. active in protecting our trademarks~ We years in jail for the brutal rape of a sixteen pornographic magazine. truly enchanting and compelling perfor- In early April, the universities received a want our licensed companies, who are pay­ year old girl, and would"like nothing better Leigh is not the only one in the Bowden mance he can deliver. T he use of Notre Dame's licensed $200,000 court judgement and barred Cre­ ing royalties, to know that we are aggressive than to take out his aggression on the fainily family who has a yearning for whatMax'can The supporting cast is outstanding. Lange trademarks without university ap­ ative Apparel from any future manufacture in protection of our name." All of the pub­ of his criminal attorney , Sam Bowden (Nick provide. Sam's daughter Danielle is also is terrific whether accusing Sam or ner­ proval is illegal and has recently caused or sale of goods bearing their trademarks. licity seemed to be positive, in this effect, Nolte, in what may be the best performance attracted to the animal sexuality Max ex- vously fidgeting while she waits for Max to lawsuits to be filed against infringing com-' Several other large lawsuits with other she said. of his career). Indeed skies tum black and udes. Pretending lO be Danielle's drama show up again. Nolte is superb as he uorav­ panies, also causing student entrepreneurs, large businesses and prominent universities On a local level, student organizations, lightening ominously flashes over his head teacher, Max meets her alone on afairy-tale- eIs before the camera, frantically trying to who make and sell the illegal t-shirts to have been filed. In Los Angeles, the Living clubs and university departments are held as he leaves prison, walking directly into like set in her high school theater. 'Otere he patch his life together Lewis expertly por­ receive uRiversity action. Stich company was manufacturing baseball under separate licensing arrangements. Joe Scorsese's lens as if his hate would envelop kisses her and, disgustingly so, makes her trays the classic, spacey/confused teenage Notre Dame owns the trademark to the caps illegally. Notre Dame joined with Cassidy, director of student activities, de­ each of us. Max, during his spare time in jail suck on his thumb, giving her a way to get bundle of hormones. Joe Don Baker following words and symbols, which are not Adidas,Nike, Coca-Cola, theL.A. Dodgers, scribed the application process that students (when he was not being sodomized, as Max back at her restrictive father by using her overacts his role as detective for the family. allowed to be printed without the the Oakland A's and Georgetown Univer­ .must' uSe in order to get "bookstore ap­ so eloquently states a number of times coveted sexuality. It is an amazing scene of Perhaps Scorsese identifies with the university'S permission: sity in a lawsuit. proval" for the use of specific trademarks. during the film), took over his own defense unmitigated evil corrupting absolute inno- American public and wants to see evil, es- . "University of Notre Dame Also in 1990, Notre Dame, USC, Ohio "It is an easy process ... students just fill out and found out about Sam's dismissal of cence. pecia1ly unbridled evil like Max, triumph' "Notre Dame" State and UCLA, sued "Jo form, attach evidenceaboutthe rape victim's promiscu­ These many conflicts force the Bowdens over good every once in a while. The paral­ "Fightin(g) Irish" Rows" for manufacturing t­ their artwork and ity. to flee their home for a much too lengthy leIs between Max and Sam are evident The Leprechaun shirts with counterfeited trade­ name their sup­ Max then launches a terrifying harass­ climax aboard the Bowden houseboat. 'The throughout the film, and by its end, it is not The University Seal marks. plier for trade- ' ment against the Bowden family. He poi­ ending, however, does not disappoint in clear who is more evil. " ' The Golden Dome ' Besides monetary settlement mark approval." :, sons the dog, breaks a key on the piano and ,terms ofthrilIs and outright terrox:. Yet evil is there and alive again in the The Offici8I Class Ring and others for the trademark infringements, Cassidy said: • 'stalks the family during a parade. He mas­ , ~corsese proves once again to be a genius psychopathic spirit of Hannibal Lecter. As One particular counterfeiting and in­ Carol Kaesebier, assistant gen­ ~at "we have not : • terfully plays, or rather, preys' upon the behind the camera. His stark cuts between ' much as I enjoyed licter, I believe he has fringement of trademarks claim was fIled in eral counsel to the university, yet had an indi- ' various conflicts within the Bowden hou'se­ scenes and fast-moving camera jolt the met his equal in Max Cady and an excellent January 1991 against Creative Apparel, Inc., said that in order to protect Notre Vidual club that hold. He says to Sam, "I have what you viewer almost as much as Max. He gives, us horror/thriller fIlm in Cape Fear. 0 a Long Island-based clothing/sportswear Dame trademarks', the university had unapproved ' have" and makes good on his statement. great Wlderwater shots d~ng the houseboat Noah Cooper encourages any and all ru­ manufacturer. Creative Apparel had manu­ also chooses to "not license in­ merchandise. " Sam's infidelity to his wife, Leigh (Jessica' scene and a wonderful scene where Max mors that over the USC weekend Julia factUred and sold 'sweatshirts and t-shirts ' fringers, for obvious reasons." The bookstore. Lange), caused the family to move to the seems to be part of the movie Problem Child Roberts was Seen sneaking out of hi~ dorm bearing the trademarks of Notre Dame as Kaesebier also said, in reaction to the manager has "never withheld approval" be­ small town of New Essex, N.C. Now Sam is as he annoys the Bowden family at a theater. room after parietals looking exhausted but well as ,the University of Sothem California, publicity given to these actions, that "we cause the university wants the trademarks to seeing a co-worker, but nofyet having sex No one can direct De Niro like Scorsese wearing a huge smile on her face. 6 NOVEMBER 21, 1991 7 SCHOLASTIC be used legally, he continued, if they are These students, who wish to remain boIs or logos representing Notre Dame ... turer," because there are different conse­ or end up in the hole," after the confiscation going to be used. anonymous, gave one main reason for vio­ must be approved," "no door-to-door sales sity if they'get caught Of the students quences for these different. roles. The de­ of their t-shirts. "Salesmen are set up - the Businesses like "It's Tops" and Cop J. lating Du Lac's policy against the manufac­ are penniued" and "individual students are interviewed though, only two said that they signer is usually making a significant manufacturers are trying to avoid the danger Marketing Services, Inc." are licensed by ture and sale of unliscensed t-shirts: "To not allowed to sell any items on horrie foot­ had been "asked to leave by an RA." "You amount of money, wheras the seller is usu­ of policies and are taking advantage of the the university to print the approved trade­ make money." ball weekends." just have to be careful, especially in girls' donns where the.RA.s are stricter:' a male ally only making a dollar a shirt, Pawlicki naive seller," she continued. I marks for student groups or departments. One entrepreneur stated that he was "dis­ said. "T-shirts are most popular during foot­ "The university is not releasing their trade­ gusted with the financial aid situation at this salesman said. il marks to them for their own products; it is If someone gets caught, though, the uni­ The designer/manufacturer must "do an ball season, of course," Pawlicki said. There !I".11 university," so all of the money he made d accounting of their whole enterprise ... their are "more t-shirts, the better the team is only allowing them to print students' t­ from selling about 800 t-shirts "went toward versity will discipline them, Elizabeth [1 Pawlicki, the direCtor of Residence Life receipts from supplies, the number of t­ doing." During the championship year of I shirts," Cassidy said. tuition." "They're ripping us off, so we, five shirts confiscated as well as sold and the 1988, there were so many contraband t­ In printing students' t-shirts, "The sup­ guys and myself, decided to do something to said. However, Pawlicki said that being amount of their profit," Pawlicki said. The shirts confiscated that the university was plier does not have to pay a royalty to the them." "confronted directly by Security is a more university," Cassidy.said. "Though, if a uni­ prevalent way of getting caught," rather student must "forfeit his profits" though, the able to outfit the ND Homeless Shelter as There were other reasons for . university is not trying to well as the Hope Rescue Mission, Pawlicki versity department is having a shirt printed, selling illegal t-shirts given by stu­ "make them suffer a fi­ added. then a royalty must be paid," which in­ dents who have infringed upon the nancial loss, but trying Joe Cassidy said that Notre Dame "is one creaSes costs for the supplier as well as the policy. "It's a cool thing to see to restore the status of the top trademarks on the country." Stu­ department "We try to make fund-raisers as people on campus with a shirt you quo," she added. dents and businesses that try to.market these profitable (for the studen~) as possible. In made," and "It was a challenge; we Salesmen, on the prominent and popular trademarks illegally effect, we're really taxing ourselves" knew it was illegal, that just made it other hand, are not usu­ though, obviously, suffer the consequences. Cassidy added. Withoutpayingroyaltiesf~r more appealing." ally making the same "The university does grant pennission to use ~rinting students' shirts, the students' price The majority of illegal t-shirts amount of money. ND's trademarks, students just have to ask IS lo~ and they can increase their profits by are sold for $10, though one group keepmg them all for their organization; not . Pawlicki says, "They - they'd lose a lot less money if they did," had charged $12. The most suc­ usually suffer a'totalloss Pawlicki concludes. 0 to pay the supplier. cessful ways to sell were "wearing Though the application and approval pro­ your own designed t-shirt," as well cess for trademark usage seems so easy for as to "carry a backpack full of them student organizations, there are individual and just pull one out to show." The students that attempt, many successfully, to most popular selling techniques were "door­ create and sell their own unlicensed t-shirts Concerning the matter, Du Lac states: to-door" in donns and "at football weekend for their personal profit "Shirts which contain words, pictures, sym- tailgaters. " than being turned in by RA.s and rectors. Once the student is cited for either "in­ "Timing is everything; get T-shirts that ad­ corporating an unlicensed trademark in there first with your shirt, and vertise popular their design," or for "going door-to-door," anyone will buy it, but never football rIvalrIes both direct violations of Du Lac, they are go before break - no one has are often popular sent to the office of Residence Life where among students. any money then," said a suc­ Pawlicki tries "to make a distinction be­ cessful salesman. tween the two roles of salesman ormanufac- "Freshmen' always buy t­ shirts," said one entrepre­ neur. "Upperclassmen al­ ready have enough t-shirts, they 'don't buy many," he continued. "Saint Mary's likes to buy NDshirts. One time we sold 75 percent of our t-shirts to them," said a stu­ dent, who has succ,essfully sold four different t-shirt de­ sigits; The students that sell ille­ gal, unlicensed t-shirtsare in danger of disciplinary action against them by the univer- . GaMnKenny Two students meet on the quad sportIng the latest In unlicensed Notre Dame sportswear. Last year's MIamI football game sparked a wealth of Illegal t·shlrts due to the Immense rIvalry. . GaMnKenny r SCHOLASTIC NOVEM:QER 21, 1991 9 J, be used legally, he continued, if they are These students, who wish to remain boIs or logos representing Notre Dame ... turer," because there are different conse­ or end up in the hole," after the confiscation going to be used. anonymous, gave one main reason for vio­ must be approved," "no door-to-door sales sity if they'get caught Of the students quences for these different. roles. The de­ of their t-shirts. "Salesmen are set up - the Businesses like "It's Tops" and Cop J. lating Du Lac's policy against the manufac­ are penniued" and "individual students are interviewed though, only two said that they signer is usually making a significant manufacturers are trying to avoid the danger Marketing Services, Inc." are licensed by ture and sale of unliscensed t-shirts: "To not allowed to sell any items on horrie foot­ had been "asked to leave by an RA." "You amount of money, wheras the seller is usu­ of policies and are taking advantage of the the university to print the approved trade­ make money." ball weekends." just have to be careful, especially in girls' donns where the.RA.s are stricter:' a male ally only making a dollar a shirt, Pawlicki naive seller," she continued. I marks for student groups or departments. One entrepreneur stated that he was "dis­ said. "T-shirts are most popular during foot­ "The university is not releasing their trade­ gusted with the financial aid situation at this salesman said. il marks to them for their own products; it is If someone gets caught, though, the uni­ The designer/manufacturer must "do an ball season, of course," Pawlicki said. There !I".11 university," so all of the money he made d accounting of their whole enterprise ... their are "more t-shirts, the better the team is only allowing them to print students' t­ from selling about 800 t-shirts "went toward versity will discipline them, Elizabeth [1 Pawlicki, the direCtor of Residence Life receipts from supplies, the number of t­ doing." During the championship year of I shirts," Cassidy said. tuition." "They're ripping us off, so we, five shirts confiscated as well as sold and the 1988, there were so many contraband t­ In printing students' t-shirts, "The sup­ guys and myself, decided to do something to said. However, Pawlicki said that being amount of their profit," Pawlicki said. The shirts confiscated that the university was plier does not have to pay a royalty to the them." "confronted directly by Security is a more university," Cassidy.said. "Though, if a uni­ prevalent way of getting caught," rather student must "forfeit his profits" though, the able to outfit the ND Homeless Shelter as There were other reasons for . university is not trying to well as the Hope Rescue Mission, Pawlicki versity department is having a shirt printed, selling illegal t-shirts given by stu­ "make them suffer a fi­ added. then a royalty must be paid," which in­ dents who have infringed upon the nancial loss, but trying Joe Cassidy said that Notre Dame "is one creaSes costs for the supplier as well as the policy. "It's a cool thing to see to restore the status of the top trademarks on the country." Stu­ department "We try to make fund-raisers as people on campus with a shirt you quo," she added. dents and businesses that try to.market these profitable (for the studen~) as possible. In made," and "It was a challenge; we Salesmen, on the prominent and popular trademarks illegally effect, we're really taxing ourselves" knew it was illegal, that just made it other hand, are not usu­ though, obviously, suffer the consequences. Cassidy added. Withoutpayingroyaltiesf~r more appealing." ally making the same "The university does grant pennission to use ~rinting students' shirts, the students' price The majority of illegal t-shirts amount of money. ND's trademarks, students just have to ask IS lo~ and they can increase their profits by are sold for $10, though one group keepmg them all for their organization; not . Pawlicki says, "They - they'd lose a lot less money if they did," had charged $12. The most suc­ usually suffer a'totalloss Pawlicki concludes. 0 to pay the supplier. cessful ways to sell were "wearing Though the application and approval pro­ your own designed t-shirt," as well cess for trademark usage seems so easy for as to "carry a backpack full of them student organizations, there are individual and just pull one out to show." The students that attempt, many successfully, to most popular selling techniques were "door­ create and sell their own unlicensed t-shirts Concerning the matter, Du Lac states: to-door" in donns and "at football weekend for their personal profit "Shirts which contain words, pictures, sym- tailgaters. " than being turned in by RA.s and rectors. Once the student is cited for either "in­ "Timing is everything; get T-shirts that ad­ corporating an unlicensed trademark in there first with your shirt, and vertise popular their design," or for "going door-to-door," anyone will buy it, but never football rIvalrIes both direct violations of Du Lac, they are go before break - no one has are often popular sent to the office of Residence Life where among students. any money then," said a suc­ Pawlicki tries "to make a distinction be­ cessful salesman. tween the two roles of salesman ormanufac- "Freshmen' always buy t­ shirts," said one entrepre­ neur. "Upperclassmen al­ ready have enough t-shirts, they 'don't buy many," he continued. "Saint Mary's likes to buy NDshirts. One time we sold 75 percent of our t-shirts to them," said a stu­ dent, who has succ,essfully sold four different t-shirt de­ sigits; The students that sell ille­ gal, unlicensed t-shirtsare in danger of disciplinary action against them by the univer- . GaMnKenny Two students meet on the quad sportIng the latest In unlicensed Notre Dame sportswear. Last year's MIamI football game sparked a wealth of Illegal t·shlrts due to the Immense rIvalry. . GaMnKenny r SCHOLASTIC NOVEM:QER 21, 1991 9 J, \

gr.i~ing his desk attests that he regards the tion as murder. "If abortion is murder, man behind Vatican II as the ideal pope. "I why shouldn't women who commit respect the present pope, but my hero is John abortion go to jail?" he asked. XXIII because he let some fresh air in. He McBrien gave his views on several set the on a whole new other Church-related issues: course; brought i,t into the twentieth cen­ Ordination of women. "It'll come. of , tury." We're still in the early stages of the McBrien's criticism of the Church's cur­ Church. People resist change by say­ rent hard-line administration sparks much ing 'we never did this before.'" controversy. Conservative detractors label McBrien told the Chicago Tribune his reformist opinions too liberal. McBrien, that "the alienation of women is the ople on the other hand, feels that he represents the most serious problem the Catholic mainstream's opinion in the Church today. Church faces today." "I am an orthodox and faithful Catholic_ Homosexuality. "Homosexuality On a scale of left to right, I feel that I am a in itself is an abnormality. However, centrist regarding where I am and who I being a homosexual doesn't make you speak for," he said. ' a bad person. Acting on it does. Gays McBrien's positions on various Church­ and lesbians have been victimized. I related issues reflect this centrist point of view. His stance on abortion, for example, "On a scale of strictly adheres to the teaching of the McBrien's criticism of the Church's current Church. left to right, I hard-line administration 'sparks much McBrien Is spending much of his sabbatical revising and updating He opposes excommunicating Catholics controversy. a two-volume synthesis of'Catholic theology. who support abortion rights, as Cardenal John O'Connor of New York proposed, feel that I am a strongly support anti-discrimination legis­ while maintaining that abortion is morally lation." Al~hough McBrien has stepped down as chairman of the theology wrong. "It is immoral because it's an assault centrist regard­ Married priests. "The question is not on sacred human life," he said. whether we should have them, but whether department, he continues in his self-titled role as public theologian However, he finds fault with extreme ing where I am we should restore marriage in the priest­ right-wing pro-iifers, commenting that "the hood. We have had married priests in the movement doesn't understand the differ­ and who I beginning. The apostles were married, and ence between moral law and civil law." we have married priests now in both non­ featured McBrien's opinions as well. by Nicole Pelle joining the. faculty of Boston College in McBrien criticizes the "inconsistencies" of Latin rites and Roman Catholic rites. Thirty years before this flood of exposure, 1970 as a professor and, in 1975, as director pro-life policy, mentioning the label of abor-' speak: for." "In the first place, it's right Secondly, P ubli~hed author, weekly columnist, McBrien's career began in the Archdiocese of its Institute of Religious Education and we're in desperate need of priests, and lastly. television commentator, college chap­ of Hartford, Conn., as an assistant pastor of Pastoral Ministry. we're losing young men who would have lain and professor - ex-chairman of Notre Our Lady of Victory Church in West Haven. Other distinctions include his tenure as been interested in the priesthood. Dame's theology department Fr. Richard P. After a brief stint as chaplain of Southern president of the Catholic Theological Soci­ "But, because of celibacy, there are too McBrien has. donned numerous roles. ety of America and the 1976 John Courtney many homosexuals in the priesthood. I'm However, McBrien considers, himself first Murray Award for distinguished achieve­ not saying that they can't be good priests. and foremost a theologian. "My purpose is ment in theology. In 1980, then:"university They can be and are, However, a celibate "I myself feel a call to minister to a wider president Theodore Hesburgh appointed ' priesthood attracts some homosexuals not public. Someone has to be able to digest and McBrien' chairman of the theology depart­ because they want to help people but be­ translate the work of other theologians so to give hope to ment, a capacity he served until earlier this cause they want to hide behind it. that it can be assimilated by a larger audi­ year. He currendy holds the title of "Notre Dame as a Catholic university ence. The more theology people know, the Catholics who Crowley-O'Brien-Walter professor of the­ should be a model for support and respect for more they understand their faith," McBrien ology. all people no matter what their sexual orien­ commented. might otherwise Continuing in his self-titled role of tation. The Church should stand behind the , In his distinguished career, McBrien's "public theologian," McBrien seeks to reach powerless- not approving, but standing efforts to reach this "larger audience" in­ out to those who feel alienated by the with them." clude fourteen published books, an award­ be demoralized." Church's rigid leadership. A recent Chi­ McBrien is on sabbatical leave this year winning syndicated weekly column for the cago Tribune article cited his belief that and next He plans to use this time to revise Catholic press, articles and reviews in na­ Connecticut State University, he travelled to most American Catholics oppose a return to and update Catholicism, a two-volume tional publications such as Time,Newsweek, wherehe earned his doctorate in the­ strict, pre-Vatican II Catholicism. synthesis of Catholic theology, catch up on the Chicago Tribune and the New York ology from Gregorian University. "My purpose is to give hope to Catholics reading in his own field and give occasional Times, arid the editorship of two different McBrien served as professor of theology who might otherwise be demoralized," Though some detractors label hl~ opinions too liberal, McBrien's stance on lectUres. 0 theological encyclopedias. The CBS and dean of studies at Pope John XXIII McBrien said, glancing around his book­ abortion, for example, strictly adheres to the teaching of the Church. Evening News and ABC's Nightline have National Seminary in Weston, Mass. before lined office. A picture of Pope John XXIII 11 10 NOVEMBER 21, 1991 SCHOLASTIC \

gr.i~ing his desk attests that he regards the tion as murder. "If abortion is murder, man behind Vatican II as the ideal pope. "I why shouldn't women who commit respect the present pope, but my hero is John abortion go to jail?" he asked. XXIII because he let some fresh air in. He McBrien gave his views on several set the Catholic Church on a whole new other Church-related issues: course; brought i,t into the twentieth cen­ Ordination of women. "It'll come. of , tury." We're still in the early stages of the McBrien's criticism of the Church's cur­ Church. People resist change by say­ rent hard-line administration sparks much ing 'we never did this before.'" controversy. Conservative detractors label McBrien told the Chicago Tribune his reformist opinions too liberal. McBrien, that "the alienation of women is the ople on the other hand, feels that he represents the most serious problem the Catholic mainstream's opinion in the Church today. Church faces today." "I am an orthodox and faithful Catholic_ Homosexuality. "Homosexuality On a scale of left to right, I feel that I am a in itself is an abnormality. However, centrist regarding where I am and who I being a homosexual doesn't make you speak for," he said. ' a bad person. Acting on it does. Gays McBrien's positions on various Church­ and lesbians have been victimized. I related issues reflect this centrist point of view. His stance on abortion, for example, "On a scale of strictly adheres to the teaching of the McBrien's criticism of the Church's current Church. left to right, I hard-line administration 'sparks much McBrien Is spending much of his sabbatical revising and updating He opposes excommunicating Catholics controversy. a two-volume synthesis of'Catholic theology. who support abortion rights, as Cardenal John O'Connor of New York proposed, feel that I am a strongly support anti-discrimination legis­ while maintaining that abortion is morally lation." Al~hough McBrien has stepped down as chairman of the theology wrong. "It is immoral because it's an assault centrist regard­ Married priests. "The question is not on sacred human life," he said. whether we should have them, but whether department, he continues in his self-titled role as public theologian However, he finds fault with extreme ing where I am we should restore marriage in the priest­ right-wing pro-iifers, commenting that "the hood. We have had married priests in the movement doesn't understand the differ­ and who I beginning. The apostles were married, and ence between moral law and civil law." we have married priests now in both non­ featured McBrien's opinions as well. by Nicole Pelle joining the. faculty of Boston College in McBrien criticizes the "inconsistencies" of Latin rites and Roman Catholic rites. Thirty years before this flood of exposure, 1970 as a professor and, in 1975, as director pro-life policy, mentioning the label of abor-' speak: for." "In the first place, it's right Secondly, P ubli~hed author, weekly columnist, McBrien's career began in the Archdiocese of its Institute of Religious Education and we're in desperate need of priests, and lastly. television commentator, college chap­ of Hartford, Conn., as an assistant pastor of Pastoral Ministry. we're losing young men who would have lain and professor - ex-chairman of Notre Our Lady of Victory Church in West Haven. Other distinctions include his tenure as been interested in the priesthood. Dame's theology department Fr. Richard P. After a brief stint as chaplain of Southern president of the Catholic Theological Soci­ "But, because of celibacy, there are too McBrien has. donned numerous roles. ety of America and the 1976 John Courtney many homosexuals in the priesthood. I'm However, McBrien considers, himself first Murray Award for distinguished achieve­ not saying that they can't be good priests. and foremost a theologian. "My purpose is ment in theology. In 1980, then:"university They can be and are, However, a celibate "I myself feel a call to minister to a wider president Theodore Hesburgh appointed ' priesthood attracts some homosexuals not public. Someone has to be able to digest and McBrien' chairman of the theology depart­ because they want to help people but be­ translate the work of other theologians so to give hope to ment, a capacity he served until earlier this cause they want to hide behind it. that it can be assimilated by a larger audi­ year. He currendy holds the title of "Notre Dame as a Catholic university ence. The more theology people know, the Catholics who Crowley-O'Brien-Walter professor of the­ should be a model for support and respect for more they understand their faith," McBrien ology. all people no matter what their sexual orien­ commented. might otherwise Continuing in his self-titled role of tation. The Church should stand behind the , In his distinguished career, McBrien's "public theologian," McBrien seeks to reach powerless- not approving, but standing efforts to reach this "larger audience" in­ out to those who feel alienated by the with them." clude fourteen published books, an award­ be demoralized." Church's rigid leadership. A recent Chi­ McBrien is on sabbatical leave this year winning syndicated weekly column for the cago Tribune article cited his belief that and next He plans to use this time to revise Catholic press, articles and reviews in na­ Connecticut State University, he travelled to most American Catholics oppose a return to and update Catholicism, a two-volume tional publications such as Time,Newsweek, Rome wherehe earned his doctorate in the­ strict, pre-Vatican II Catholicism. synthesis of Catholic theology, catch up on the Chicago Tribune and the New York ology from Gregorian University. "My purpose is to give hope to Catholics reading in his own field and give occasional Times, arid the editorship of two different McBrien served as professor of theology who might otherwise be demoralized," Though some detractors label hl~ opinions too liberal, McBrien's stance on lectUres. 0 theological encyclopedias. The CBS and dean of studies at Pope John XXIII McBrien said, glancing around his book­ abortion, for example, strictly adheres to the teaching of the Church. Evening News and ABC's Nightline have National Seminary in Weston, Mass. before lined office. A picture of Pope John XXIII 11 10 NOVEMBER 21, 1991 SCHOLASTIC ..---- ..~ ...... ======.. ______...... \...... ~LI \

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.Pull out and save this page! The men's cross country team tively. Coyle finished with a time of 31.04 missed a bid to with McWilliams directly behind. "I do not under~ the NCAA meet In "John and I ran well together from start to Tucson despite being nationally finish," said McWilliams. Now the two stand the reasoning ranked all anxiously await the chance to prove them­ son. selves in national competition. The men's (behind the men's team will continue to train with Coyle and McWilliams until they leave for Tucson. team not getting an Last year, the men's cross country team easily took the team championship at the NCAA invite). It district IV· meet and appeared for the third just makes no sense time in four years at the NCAA champion­ ships. Prior to Bloomington, it seemed that ... it is absolutely the Irish were continuing this streak. During the regular season, they defeated absurd." Georgetown, then went on to fmish second behind #11 Providence at the National -Notre Dame Catholics. The Fighting Irish Harriers also finished first at both the Indiana cross country IntercolleSiates and the Midwestern Colle­ director giate Conference Championships. McWilliams and Coyle topped the field of Joe Piane competitors in each of the meets. Even at the district IV championship meet at which Coyle said, " ... team-wise we came up short," the team fmished only fifteen by Jessica Ziembroski were Tennessee, Dartmouth national meet. In second place was the Uni­ they took second at Georgetown, third at the points behind Michigan State which had 106 and Northern Arizona. The at­ versity of Michigan and holding the number National Catholic meet, and second at both points in third place, which is not much at a W hat had seemed a suc­ large bids· are decided by a one spot were the Badgers of Wisconsin. the Notre Dame Invitational and the Indiana cessful season for Notre panel of nine judges, a mixture The Irish were faced with one of the stron­ Intercollegiates. Junior AII·Amerlcan John Coyle Dame cross country ended in of coaches and administrators gest and deepest district .fields in recent A key injury during the season that in­ frustration earlier this week. from arourid, the COuntry. finished fourth this past weekend at the NCAA District IV meet In Bloomington. history, with four of the teams ,in the top fluenced the team's performance was suf­ Despite some outstanding in­ There is no set criteria for the twenty in the nation. fered by Emily Husted who endured a spiral dividual performances and an­ selection', but Piane calls the. It was a· tough field and although the fracture in her foot on November 2 and was ticipation of a chance to compete decision "absolutely absurd" season ended with a bad break, the team unable to compete further. nationally, the ,Irish men's and because of one of the teams f knows that it had a good season. "Overall, the team learned a lot about women's seasons ended on a dis­ selected over Notre Oame - ~ competing at this level and have shown that appointing note. The teams had The women suffered Injuries and Inexperience, but are Northern Arizona. ready to make a splash next season. ~ they have the ability to d,o so," said high hopes trav.elling to the The team in question was i T he Notre Dame women's cross coun- Connelly. "They just need to develop con· NCAA district IV meet Novem- not ranked in the top 25 while [ try team travelled to Bloomington for fidence and raise their expectations." ber 16 in BloomingtOn, Ind. Capturing one competition. Traditionally" these are given the Irish were ninth at last voting. The de­ the NCAA district IV championship meet of the top three spots at that meet would have to teams that have ~n nationally ranked cision was based upon the fact that the two against top teams from the Midwest and it The future looks bright for the cross coun­ meant advancing to Tucson, Ariz., for the and have been winning all season. The Irish teams shared a common opponent, Hous­ proved to be quite a challenge for the young try program at Notre Dame. With two All­ NCAA championships. The men just have been ranked between fifth and tenth ' ton, and though both defeated the Cougars, squad. Americans returning next year, the men missed, finishing in fourth place, while the nationally all season and until Bloomington, Northern Arizona beat them by a higher' "We had two people run well,·whom ran should be poised for another run at the women placed eleventh. However, the had lost only one race. margin. well' for us all year ,said coach Tim NCAA meet chance for national competition still re­ "I though that the team had about a flfty­ "I do not understand the reasoning," said Connelly, meaning freshmal) Stefanie And with all those promising freshmen mained for the men's team untilacontrover­ fifty chance of getting the at large bid," said a frustrated Piane. "It just makes no sense." Jensen who placed 18th,andEvaFlood ~ho returning for their sophomore campaign, 13 sial decision was made by the NCAA about Piane. ''The thing that is crazy is that we There is one bright spot, however. Due to placed 25th .. ''The team did better than we of them , alittlemoreexperiencedandalittle an their at-large bid. were struggling to get out of our district, but their excellent individual performances, ever have." stronger with age, ''The Whiz Kids" should Though thetnen "didn't run as well as we I think that we could have been in the top ten past All-Americans John Coyle, a junior, The Irish placed eleventh out of 39 teams. be ready to compete with the men for the had hoped" at the district meet, according to in the country at nationals." and Mike McWilliams, a sophomore, will The season was one of high expectations press. i Coach Joe Piane, Notre Dame awaited an at Unfortunately, the team will never get that travel alone to Tucson on November 25 for and ''The Whiz Kids" as the Notre Dame Hopefully. next year, the headline on this· i large bid that is given to three teanis en­ chance. On November 17, the announce­ the NCAA national championship meet. At women's cross country media guide calls story will read "An Exhilarating Ending," abling them to travel to the championships ment was made that Notre Dame was denied the NCAA district IV meet this past week­ them, suffered a narrow defeat at the MCC and the frustration will be forgotten as Notre . despite not placing in the top three at district the at-large bid. The three ~s selected end, they finished fourth and fifth respec- Championships, where they lost by two Dame cross country gets the respect and points to Loyola. During the regular season, accolades it deserves. 0 14 SCHOLASTIC liOVEMBER 21, 1991 15 The men's cross country team tively. Coyle finished with a time of 31.04 missed a bid to with McWilliams directly behind. "I do not under~ the NCAA meet In "John and I ran well together from start to Tucson despite being nationally finish," said McWilliams. Now the two stand the reasoning ranked all anxiously await the chance to prove them­ son. selves in national competition. The men's (behind the men's team will continue to train with Coyle and McWilliams until they leave for Tucson. team not getting an Last year, the men's cross country team easily took the team championship at the NCAA invite). It district IV· meet and appeared for the third just makes no sense time in four years at the NCAA champion­ ships. Prior to Bloomington, it seemed that ... it is absolutely the Irish were continuing this streak. During the regular season, they defeated absurd." Georgetown, then went on to fmish second behind #11 Providence at the National -Notre Dame Catholics. The Fighting Irish Harriers also finished first at both the Indiana cross country IntercolleSiates and the Midwestern Colle­ director giate Conference Championships. McWilliams and Coyle topped the field of Joe Piane competitors in each of the meets. Even at the district IV championship meet at which Coyle said, " ... team-wise we came up short," the team fmished only fifteen by Jessica Ziembroski were Tennessee, Dartmouth national meet. In second place was the Uni­ they took second at Georgetown, third at the points behind Michigan State which had 106 and Northern Arizona. The at­ versity of Michigan and holding the number National Catholic meet, and second at both points in third place, which is not much at a W hat had seemed a suc­ large bids· are decided by a one spot were the Badgers of Wisconsin. the Notre Dame Invitational and the Indiana cessful season for Notre panel of nine judges, a mixture The Irish were faced with one of the stron­ Intercollegiates. Junior AII·Amerlcan John Coyle Dame cross country ended in of coaches and administrators gest and deepest district .fields in recent A key injury during the season that in­ frustration earlier this week. from arourid, the COuntry. finished fourth this past weekend at the NCAA District IV meet In Bloomington. history, with four of the teams ,in the top fluenced the team's performance was suf­ Despite some outstanding in­ There is no set criteria for the twenty in the nation. fered by Emily Husted who endured a spiral dividual performances and an­ selection', but Piane calls the. It was a· tough field and although the fracture in her foot on November 2 and was ticipation of a chance to compete decision "absolutely absurd" season ended with a bad break, the team unable to compete further. nationally, the ,Irish men's and because of one of the teams f knows that it had a good season. "Overall, the team learned a lot about women's seasons ended on a dis­ selected over Notre Oame - ~ competing at this level and have shown that appointing note. The teams had The women suffered Injuries and Inexperience, but are Northern Arizona. ready to make a splash next season. ~ they have the ability to d,o so," said high hopes trav.elling to the The team in question was i T he Notre Dame women's cross coun- Connelly. "They just need to develop con· NCAA district IV meet Novem- not ranked in the top 25 while [ try team travelled to Bloomington for fidence and raise their expectations." ber 16 in BloomingtOn, Ind. Capturing one competition. Traditionally" these are given the Irish were ninth at last voting. The de­ the NCAA district IV championship meet of the top three spots at that meet would have to teams that have ~n nationally ranked cision was based upon the fact that the two against top teams from the Midwest and it The future looks bright for the cross coun­ meant advancing to Tucson, Ariz., for the and have been winning all season. The Irish teams shared a common opponent, Hous­ proved to be quite a challenge for the young try program at Notre Dame. With two All­ NCAA championships. The men just have been ranked between fifth and tenth ' ton, and though both defeated the Cougars, squad. Americans returning next year, the men missed, finishing in fourth place, while the nationally all season and until Bloomington, Northern Arizona beat them by a higher' "We had two people run well,·whom ran should be poised for another run at the women placed eleventh. However, the had lost only one race. margin. well' for us all year ,said coach Tim NCAA meet chance for national competition still re­ "I though that the team had about a flfty­ "I do not understand the reasoning," said Connelly, meaning freshmal) Stefanie And with all those promising freshmen mained for the men's team untilacontrover­ fifty chance of getting the at large bid," said a frustrated Piane. "It just makes no sense." Jensen who placed 18th,andEvaFlood ~ho returning for their sophomore campaign, 13 sial decision was made by the NCAA about Piane. ''The thing that is crazy is that we There is one bright spot, however. Due to placed 25th .. ''The team did better than we of them , alittlemoreexperiencedandalittle an their at-large bid. were struggling to get out of our district, but their excellent individual performances, ever have." stronger with age, ''The Whiz Kids" should Though thetnen "didn't run as well as we I think that we could have been in the top ten past All-Americans John Coyle, a junior, The Irish placed eleventh out of 39 teams. be ready to compete with the men for the had hoped" at the district meet, according to in the country at nationals." and Mike McWilliams, a sophomore, will The season was one of high expectations press. i Coach Joe Piane, Notre Dame awaited an at Unfortunately, the team will never get that travel alone to Tucson on November 25 for and ''The Whiz Kids" as the Notre Dame Hopefully. next year, the headline on this· i large bid that is given to three teanis en­ chance. On November 17, the announce­ the NCAA national championship meet. At women's cross country media guide calls story will read "An Exhilarating Ending," abling them to travel to the championships ment was made that Notre Dame was denied the NCAA district IV meet this past week­ them, suffered a narrow defeat at the MCC and the frustration will be forgotten as Notre . despite not placing in the top three at district the at-large bid. The three ~s selected end, they finished fourth and fifth respec- Championships, where they lost by two Dame cross country gets the respect and points to Loyola. During the regular season, accolades it deserves. 0 14 SCHOLASTIC liOVEMBER 21, 1991 15 1 a r: I "SINCE 1981" SPOR TS A Tradition of *The Italian RistoranteK Excellence: Seafood Entrees 1953 National Veal - Chicken - Scampi Carbonara - Egqplant Champions Parmigiana 'Italy's Favorite Pasta's Pizza & Carry Out Coach: Frank Leahy. Captabi: Don Penza. September 26 W Oklahoma 28-21 A 59,500 Cocktails - Beer - Wine Notes: With a record of9-0-1, the 1953 Notre Dame Fighting Irish October 3 W Purdue 37-7 A 49,135 football team was thelast of coach Frank Leahy's four unanimous October 17 W Pittsburgh 23-14 H 57,998 national championship squads ••. Led by All-American and 1953 OCtober 24 W Georgia Tech 27 .. 14 H 58,254 BANQUET ROOM Hiesman Trophy winner HB John Lattner, T Art Hunter, and E Don October 31 W Navy 38-7 H 58,154 Penza, ~is team's offense scored 317 points while limiting its November 7 W Pennsylvania 28-20 A. 74,711 leU IOlatla aed A•••. , loutla aeDd, %D 1l.!r1Ila~ .Ola~.: h.. - .at 4-11 opponents to 137 points •.. Lattner's career totals were 1,724 yards November 14 W North Caroli.na 34-14 A 43,000 , . (21g) 232-4244 , I_day. 4 - ,. Cl0•• d MoDda,. rushing on 350 attempts for an average of 4.9 yards Per carry and 17 November 21 T Iowa' 14-14 .. H 56,478 TOs •.. Lattner also had 11 kickoff retm'ns for a total of 366 yards November 28 W USC 48-14 A 97,952 •.. The highlight of the season was a 48-14 dismantling of USC in December 5 W SMU 40-14 H 55,522 Los Angeles before a crowd of97,952 .•. Also in 1953, Fisher Hall . GREAT SUBS FOR GR.EAT STUDENTS opened its doors as a residence hall. (9.0.1)"

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Your Blue & Gold card is good For the' next 'football game' or for a $1.00 discount off any your next. party, call Subway footlong Subway sandwich. for a delicious Party Sub or Party Platterl . Mike Keeley: Keeley, a freshman from Spring, TX, sure made a Jessica Fiebelkorn: Fiebelkorn, a junior from Osseo, MN, was Subway opens at 8:J)O a.m. on CALL 277-7744 splash as he raced to three first-place finishes in the Notre Dame named the MCC Women's Volleyball Tournament MVP for her men's swimming team's win over Ball State over the weekend. efforts in wins over Butler and Loyola. Fiebelkorn's tournament days of home football games. Keeley finished rJist in the l,OOO-yard freestyle with a time of totals were 30 kills; six .errors off of 69 attempts; 28 digs; and 12 1:57.98; in the200-yard butterfly with a time of 1:57.59; and in the blocked shots. These totals also earned Fiebelkorn MCC athlete of 500-yard free style with a time of 4:47.26. the week honors for the second time this fall. "In the championship match against Loyola, Fiebelkorn had 17 kills and 19 digs to lead State Road 23 and Ironwood the Irish on offense and on defense. NOVEMBER 21, 1991 1'7 16 SCHOLASTIC 1 a r: I "SINCE 1981" SPOR TS A Tradition of *The Italian RistoranteK Excellence: Seafood Entrees 1953 National Veal - Chicken - Scampi Carbonara - Egqplant Champions Parmigiana 'Italy's Favorite Pasta's Pizza & Carry Out Coach: Frank Leahy. Captabi: Don Penza. September 26 W Oklahoma 28-21 A 59,500 Cocktails - Beer - Wine Notes: With a record of9-0-1, the 1953 Notre Dame Fighting Irish October 3 W Purdue 37-7 A 49,135 football team was thelast of coach Frank Leahy's four unanimous October 17 W Pittsburgh 23-14 H 57,998 national championship squads ••. Led by All-American and 1953 OCtober 24 W Georgia Tech 27 .. 14 H 58,254 BANQUET ROOM Hiesman Trophy winner HB John Lattner, T Art Hunter, and E Don October 31 W Navy 38-7 H 58,154 Penza, ~is team's offense scored 317 points while limiting its November 7 W Pennsylvania 28-20 A. 74,711 leU IOlatla aed A•••. , loutla aeDd, %D 1l.!r1Ila~ .Ola~.: h.. - .at 4-11 opponents to 137 points •.. Lattner's career totals were 1,724 yards November 14 W North Caroli.na 34-14 A 43,000 , . (21g) 232-4244 , I_day. 4 - ,. Cl0•• d MoDda,. rushing on 350 attempts for an average of 4.9 yards Per carry and 17 November 21 T Iowa' 14-14 .. H 56,478 TOs •.. Lattner also had 11 kickoff retm'ns for a total of 366 yards November 28 W USC 48-14 A 97,952 •.. The highlight of the season was a 48-14 dismantling of USC in December 5 W SMU 40-14 H 55,522 Los Angeles before a crowd of97,952 .•. Also in 1953, Fisher Hall . GREAT SUBS FOR GR.EAT STUDENTS opened its doors as a residence hall. (9.0.1)"

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Your Blue & Gold card is good For the' next 'football game' or for a $1.00 discount off any your next. party, call Subway footlong Subway sandwich. for a delicious Party Sub or Party Platterl . Mike Keeley: Keeley, a freshman from Spring, TX, sure made a Jessica Fiebelkorn: Fiebelkorn, a junior from Osseo, MN, was Subway opens at 8:J)O a.m. on CALL 277-7744 splash as he raced to three first-place finishes in the Notre Dame named the MCC Women's Volleyball Tournament MVP for her men's swimming team's win over Ball State over the weekend. efforts in wins over Butler and Loyola. Fiebelkorn's tournament days of home football games. Keeley finished rJist in the l,OOO-yard freestyle with a time of totals were 30 kills; six .errors off of 69 attempts; 28 digs; and 12 1:57.98; in the200-yard butterfly with a time of 1:57.59; and in the blocked shots. These totals also earned Fiebelkorn MCC athlete of 500-yard free style with a time of 4:47.26. the week honors for the second time this fall. "In the championship match against Loyola, Fiebelkorn had 17 kills and 19 digs to lead State Road 23 and Ironwood the Irish on offense and on defense. NOVEMBER 21, 1991 1'7 16 SCHOLASTIC 1:: H I a1:- ON OTHER CAMPUSES BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION ii! I': ,l;; '!i 1':: 1':; JiM[ en

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Dear Mr. Manners: was married to Elvis, which makes her decision-making abilities readily aPparent I could just see the this school becoming an annex I am 27 and 6'11" tall I know this sounds a bit weird, but does anyone realize we just to Graceland, hawking her perfume at every corner. Forget her. had an election with only one candidate? Old Monk Molloy had Anyway, as far as I know, none of these people are Catholic, a big The penalties for using false identification to get into a bar are an election and he didn't even tell us about it until it was over! minus in the game. That leaves us with Madonna. As I see it, she's getting much stiffer according to U, The National College Newspa- We didn't even getto vote! What kind of a country is ~is? Even the only choice we have in the near future. Other than the fact that The Theodore's Nightmare Spreads per. At the same time, more and more students are willing to take CzeckOslovakia gets two candidates to choose from! she's a divorced female Italian with loose morais, I don't see the risk in order to have fun. Early this year students caught using· anything from stopping her reign over ND from happening. She's . Canada is getting far too conservative for its own good ac- fake lO's at Western Kentucky University faced the possibility of Well, anyway, in the hopes ola campus-wide demand for the got enough cash to buy this place three times over and she 's Catholic cording to the National On-Campus Report. In several orientation second-degree forgery and a fme of $10,000 for the felony offense. vote, I have nominated a few candidates for future consider­ and from the Midwest Consider a coup in about two years. programs at Canadian universities this year, students have been told The prosecutor in the case settled for an article in the school paper ation. They are as follows: Minnie Pearl, Loretta Lynn, Priscilla what are appropriate activities for participation and what are not. by the students urging others not to use them. However, he warned Presley and Madonna. Whataya think, slick? It's about time we As for your plans, I may just have to vote for you. At least you're For instance,anhe University of Western Ontario, students must ~yo?e el~e considering the crime: "If any minors possess false had a woman in there. Why not get one who can entertain as well honest in your purpose. I'll stuff your resume any time. sign a contract that shows what are acceptable activities. At the . ldenttfication, they should get rid of them. Tear them up. This is my as tell you when you're permitted to see someone else. UniversitY of Calgary in Alberta sports are emphasized over drink- warning shot. The next person I find forging is going to prison." The ing games and nights at area bars. Finally, Dalhousie University in prosecutorreported1y later arrested a Brownie troop for teasing him. Love, Dear Mr. Manners: LouiSa Augment-Resume Nova Scotia has picked up where Theodore's left off in establishing (Soon to. be running for Student Body President) I am a victim of major-discrimination on this campus. People a freshman non-alcoholic bar perfect for ordering "mocktails." It's laugh at me because, yes it's true, I AM AN AMERICAN good to know in loco parentis exists in other place, too, or else we'd STUDmSMAJOR IN THE COLLEGE OF ARTS AND have to make our own decisions. LETTERS! ! ! There, I said itto thousands of people. I am sick of being looked down upon by tight-wad business majors and narrow-minded engineers. I joined 'Arts and Leisure' to be­ come educated and I am. Give 'em hell, Manners.

Joe Student Olngo Bingo ZahmHall Dear Joe: Here's a new twist on an' old favorite. Bingo is no 'longer for toothless elderly women hoping to strike it big in church gambling. All of us in 'Arts and Crafts' get this abuse from one person or Johns Hopkins University's office of residential. life and: student Saaay Wuuuuht? another, it's just that none of us are as self~conscious and whiny as health clinic have started playing condom bingo in order to educate yourself. The thing to do is look at the big picture, not the flrst year students about the dangers of communicable diseases, according to . There's help out there for those who feel oppressed by their Dear Louisa: out of school. You can go to a cocktail party and discuss a wide range the National On-Campus Report. (Those with queasy stomachs southun accent according to, who else, the National On-Campus oftopics, while they'll take about, well, something else, I guess. And may not want to read ~er.) The players use condoms as chips to Report. Greenville Technical College in South Carolina now offers after you've made your money in something you enjoy, there's cover categories such as syphillis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and that a course entitled "How to Control Your Southern Accent" The Whoa, I thought we reached the libera1limit by keeping the library open until 2 a.m. You're really on a limb here. To tell you the truth, always a need for an accountant to count it and an engineer to shellac gift that keeps on giving - herpes .. One might wonder what the course is offered to help those who need to control their accent for your back porch. So cheer up you minimalist. (A&L vocabulary at I dido't notice the election~ as I assume most of our anaesthetized prizes are in such a contest. Then again,one might not. communicative purposes, but not necessarily get rid of it. The class work). is reportedly going quite well as they have moved up from the students didn't. You've got a really good point We put up the bucks, why don't we get a vote? 'Gomer Pile' series of tapes to the 'Beverly Hillbillies' series. 0 Readers,' I call you that because you sure ashell are not writers! I know some of you hOve problems becuase you always have that Edited by Michael Owen However, I can't really accept all of your nominations. Minnie Pearl and Loretta Lynn, while both morally upright, hard-working prune{ace look about you. Write me at 303 Lafortune, Campus country divas, don't meet the literacy requirement. Priscilla Presley Mail and receive valuable, FREE enlightenment.

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Dear Mr. Manners: was married to Elvis, which makes her decision-making abilities readily aPparent I could just see the this school becoming an annex I am 27 and 6'11" tall I know this sounds a bit weird, but does anyone realize we just to Graceland, hawking her perfume at every corner. Forget her. had an election with only one candidate? Old Monk Molloy had Anyway, as far as I know, none of these people are Catholic, a big The penalties for using false identification to get into a bar are an election and he didn't even tell us about it until it was over! minus in the game. That leaves us with Madonna. As I see it, she's getting much stiffer according to U, The National College Newspa- We didn't even getto vote! What kind of a country is ~is? Even the only choice we have in the near future. Other than the fact that The Theodore's Nightmare Spreads per. At the same time, more and more students are willing to take CzeckOslovakia gets two candidates to choose from! she's a divorced female Italian with loose morais, I don't see the risk in order to have fun. Early this year students caught using· anything from stopping her reign over ND from happening. She's . Canada is getting far too conservative for its own good ac- fake lO's at Western Kentucky University faced the possibility of Well, anyway, in the hopes ola campus-wide demand for the got enough cash to buy this place three times over and she 's Catholic cording to the National On-Campus Report. In several orientation second-degree forgery and a fme of $10,000 for the felony offense. vote, I have nominated a few candidates for future consider­ and from the Midwest Consider a coup in about two years. programs at Canadian universities this year, students have been told The prosecutor in the case settled for an article in the school paper ation. They are as follows: Minnie Pearl, Loretta Lynn, Priscilla what are appropriate activities for participation and what are not. by the students urging others not to use them. However, he warned Presley and Madonna. Whataya think, slick? It's about time we As for your plans, I may just have to vote for you. At least you're For instance,anhe University of Western Ontario, students must ~yo?e el~e considering the crime: "If any minors possess false had a woman in there. Why not get one who can entertain as well honest in your purpose. I'll stuff your resume any time. sign a contract that shows what are acceptable activities. At the . ldenttfication, they should get rid of them. Tear them up. This is my as tell you when you're permitted to see someone else. UniversitY of Calgary in Alberta sports are emphasized over drink- warning shot. The next person I find forging is going to prison." The ing games and nights at area bars. Finally, Dalhousie University in prosecutorreported1y later arrested a Brownie troop for teasing him. Love, Dear Mr. Manners: LouiSa Augment-Resume Nova Scotia has picked up where Theodore's left off in establishing (Soon to. be running for Student Body President) I am a victim of major-discrimination on this campus. People a freshman non-alcoholic bar perfect for ordering "mocktails." It's laugh at me because, yes it's true, I AM AN AMERICAN good to know in loco parentis exists in other place, too, or else we'd STUDmSMAJOR IN THE COLLEGE OF ARTS AND have to make our own decisions. LETTERS! ! ! There, I said itto thousands of people. I am sick of being looked down upon by tight-wad business majors and narrow-minded engineers. I joined 'Arts and Leisure' to be­ come educated and I am. Give 'em hell, Manners.

Joe Student Olngo Bingo ZahmHall Dear Joe: Here's a new twist on an' old favorite. Bingo is no 'longer for toothless elderly women hoping to strike it big in church gambling. All of us in 'Arts and Crafts' get this abuse from one person or Johns Hopkins University's office of residential. life and: student Saaay Wuuuuht? another, it's just that none of us are as self~conscious and whiny as health clinic have started playing condom bingo in order to educate yourself. The thing to do is look at the big picture, not the flrst year students about the dangers of communicable diseases, according to . There's help out there for those who feel oppressed by their Dear Louisa: out of school. You can go to a cocktail party and discuss a wide range the National On-Campus Report. (Those with queasy stomachs southun accent according to, who else, the National On-Campus oftopics, while they'll take about, well, something else, I guess. And may not want to read ~er.) The players use condoms as chips to Report. Greenville Technical College in South Carolina now offers after you've made your money in something you enjoy, there's cover categories such as syphillis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and that a course entitled "How to Control Your Southern Accent" The Whoa, I thought we reached the libera1limit by keeping the library open until 2 a.m. You're really on a limb here. To tell you the truth, always a need for an accountant to count it and an engineer to shellac gift that keeps on giving - herpes .. One might wonder what the course is offered to help those who need to control their accent for your back porch. So cheer up you minimalist. (A&L vocabulary at I dido't notice the election~ as I assume most of our anaesthetized prizes are in such a contest. Then again,one might not. communicative purposes, but not necessarily get rid of it. The class work). is reportedly going quite well as they have moved up from the students didn't. You've got a really good point We put up the bucks, why don't we get a vote? 'Gomer Pile' series of tapes to the 'Beverly Hillbillies' series. 0 Readers,' I call you that because you sure ashell are not writers! I know some of you hOve problems becuase you always have that Edited by Michael Owen However, I can't really accept all of your nominations. Minnie Pearl and Loretta Lynn, while both morally upright, hard-working prune{ace look about you. Write me at 303 Lafortune, Campus country divas, don't meet the literacy requirement. Priscilla Presley Mail and receive valuable, FREE enlightenment.

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by Tony Leonardo a clear decision. It didn't work, so I strided headed to the nearest bar with her. There forward in a perplexed and baffled state of happened to be a pretty spiffy bar on the nd so now we begin. The last time I mind. corner called "Spiff's Spiffy Bar". rwalked A wrote a"Week in Disproportion" ar­ toward it. Clang. A sign next to it said, ticle I ended with a semi-stream-of-con­ I walked. I walked more. I walked just a "Bards, Barbs, and Bars are Barred." It sciousness paragraph dealing with squirrels little bit more than that and then stopped didn't sound like a very nice place, but we and queens of foreign countries. And, you walking for fear of over-walking myself and decided to go anyway. Like I said, we left lucky dogs, you're going to get more. But becoming stressed. Alas, and 10 and behold, and headed for a restaurant. I was starting to / frrst an explanation and a disclaimer. As is I was in front of the Olde Yeoman's Shoppe. feel really nervous because everyone was i the nature of the writer, I have gone past my I walked in, opened the door, walked up to .staring at me. I lost all of my courage and ~el I deadline for this and have a paper due the the counter and started speaking Olde watched helplessly as they walked away. next day, meaning that I don't have time to Englishe to the shopkeeper who unfortu­ But fear not! I had a plan. It was to the fEARIN& INSUlT 'fROM 1l-\E (»S~~V~~t HEMBe({~ of I attempt to entertain you worthless, scum­ nately wasn't there .. County Courthouse, and thank God I had it SEcrfoN 3RP MAn~ AA\$~ 11\GIf{ ~~ IN SALU~ II' sucking, mush-for-blains college students. because I had to fmd the restroom really fast. fO rHGI~ :fAN ft~ iHEIR. LoS~ 1'0 1sT MAIl'l IN ,. I've got more important things to do -like I thought to myself, "Hmmm, maybe I S'ATU({OAYS 1f. GD's S~DN11lar8ALt@AttPloN£IHP;l) sleeping (mind you this a very integral and should ring that nice neat shiny bell sitting I entered the courthouse, waved to the cast . I I religious part of my life). Anyway, if you on the counter that 'has a sign by it saying of "L.A. Law ," and proceeded to look for the don't like what I write, then I'm sure 'ring for service, other rings are located . restrooms. I searched and searched con­ Scholastic will axe me and you'll never hear under the counter'.'" The shopkeeper stantly, and eventually ran into Bull from Ii from me again. (Insert applause track agreed, and so I rung the bell. Ring. The bell, "Night Court." Close, but not quite. I fmally here) for some odd reason, didn't make a sound found the daIn restroom and my mission was ~ and I was forced to try on one of the rings finally completed~ I didn't go in, however­ j And now, ori with the show. nnclemf'Jlth the ('.onnter. ThAt wnrkf'.n you can never trust public 'restrooms, you know. One day I was walking down the street 1·80 at Exit' 77 with a book in my hand and my hand in die And there I was. Not quite there, but ..... other hand, which at the time was holding a . definitely here. Here inside the there, and $2595 52825 US 33 N. newspaper. I then happened to notice that boy was I bored. Very bored. Being there South Bend, IN . SINGLE my one hand with the book was holding my and here simultaneously is a very exciting other hand with the newspaper, and that thing, but! was bored. So I left to the right an Country. . 272- 9'·000·· maybe I should drop something because my headed out to the street head-frrst. So I was hands could not hold much more, especially ThIs Is a CanadIan Two-Dollar Bill.. You flying! Actually I was leaning forward very EqJoy HoUday Refr;eslimenlB *FRBE CONI1NENTAL BREAKFAST the large bo~I was carrying. I scratched my cannot use thIs as currency, however. far, which caused me to trip. Clunk. There I As You Browse Among OW' Harvester . head in confusion while staring at the Qreat Qfft Ideas, Qounnet Monday thna 1'It_ *PRIV ATE IN ROOM JAcUZZI SPAS was, lying on the ground, floating high Items and CharmIng DecleiDber 2 • 7 clasped hands and decided finally that I had pretty well.bec.ause the shopkeeper came above the clouds. So I got up and trodded to CoUec:tables .• • • • 11 Lm. to IS p.m. *FREE HBO, CNN,ESPN . . not made my decision. This, to no one's running and promptly accused me of steal my next class. It just happened to be "Psy­ U.r.s, DaIJy ServIce *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over SO titles) surprise (and let me tell you, no one was ing. I calmly explained to him that the ring chology, Mind Reading, Clairvoyance, and I WlNMC QIadIy Accepted ~8Ih. i .. "." ··.:.:.I;..u:.. I· ... IO.:.hloootllll ...... I"~. ··FREE LOCAL CALlS definitely soprised), was not good. was silver,not steel, and he agreed once the Practical Jokes You Can Play on Oth­ 11 Lm. to S .p.m. more. I returned the ring, though sound ers." Imagine that! I'm sure they were al­ ~~9~~ Regular hours are: *KIrCHFNEITES I decided to drop my hand, and carry the waves are quite difficult to collect and send ready, because I was late to class. // l/. "it Monday thru Friday *LAUNDRY large box and newspaper and book with my back, and left the store in a rather disgruntled What's New? 12. - 5 other hand. I then determined that I was mood. Saturdays 11 - 2' z· going to decide to fmally figure out how to . The end: End. ..rE II surmise the solution that I was attempting to I then looked up to my watch and noticed Lower Level • LaForbme Dame .!JIll!! ~ PRIVATE IN ROOM SPAS resolve and fmally conjecture at the answer the time. It didn't notice me, however, and I Tony Leonardo is still alive and out there Notre that was readily settling before my eyes into' felt rejected. I picked my courage up and somewhere. Seek and ye shall find him. NOVEMBER 21, 1991 21 20 SCHOLASTIC 2 WEEK IN DISTORTION COMICS

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More perplexing thoughts from the Freshman mind o/Tony Leonardo J by Tony Leonardo a clear decision. It didn't work, so I strided headed to the nearest bar with her. There forward in a perplexed and baffled state of happened to be a pretty spiffy bar on the nd so now we begin. The last time I mind. corner called "Spiff's Spiffy Bar". rwalked A wrote a"Week in Disproportion" ar­ toward it. Clang. A sign next to it said, ticle I ended with a semi-stream-of-con­ I walked. I walked more. I walked just a "Bards, Barbs, and Bars are Barred." It sciousness paragraph dealing with squirrels little bit more than that and then stopped didn't sound like a very nice place, but we and queens of foreign countries. And, you walking for fear of over-walking myself and decided to go anyway. Like I said, we left lucky dogs, you're going to get more. But becoming stressed. Alas, and 10 and behold, and headed for a restaurant. I was starting to / frrst an explanation and a disclaimer. As is I was in front of the Olde Yeoman's Shoppe. feel really nervous because everyone was i the nature of the writer, I have gone past my I walked in, opened the door, walked up to .staring at me. I lost all of my courage and ~el I deadline for this and have a paper due the the counter and started speaking Olde watched helplessly as they walked away. next day, meaning that I don't have time to Englishe to the shopkeeper who unfortu­ But fear not! I had a plan. It was to the fEARIN& INSUlT 'fROM 1l-\E (»S~~V~~t HEMBe({~ of I attempt to entertain you worthless, scum­ nately wasn't there .. County Courthouse, and thank God I had it SEcrfoN 3RP MAn~ AA\$~ 11\GIf{ ~~ IN SALU~ II' sucking, mush-for-blains college students. because I had to fmd the restroom really fast. fO rHGI~ :fAN ft~ iHEIR. LoS~ 1'0 1sT MAIl'l IN ,. I've got more important things to do -like I thought to myself, "Hmmm, maybe I S'ATU({OAYS 1f. GD's S~DN11lar8ALt@AttPloN£IHP;l) sleeping (mind you this a very integral and should ring that nice neat shiny bell sitting I entered the courthouse, waved to the cast . I I religious part of my life). Anyway, if you on the counter that 'has a sign by it saying of "L.A. Law ," and proceeded to look for the don't like what I write, then I'm sure 'ring for service, other rings are located . restrooms. I searched and searched con­ Scholastic will axe me and you'll never hear under the counter'.'" The shopkeeper stantly, and eventually ran into Bull from Ii from me again. (Insert applause track agreed, and so I rung the bell. Ring. The bell, "Night Court." Close, but not quite. I fmally here) for some odd reason, didn't make a sound found the daIn restroom and my mission was ~ and I was forced to try on one of the rings finally completed~ I didn't go in, however­ j And now, ori with the show. nnclemf'Jlth the ('.onnter. ThAt wnrkf'.n you can never trust public 'restrooms, you know. One day I was walking down the street 1·80 at Exit' 77 with a book in my hand and my hand in die And there I was. Not quite there, but ..... other hand, which at the time was holding a . definitely here. Here inside the there, and $2595 52825 US 33 N. newspaper. I then happened to notice that boy was I bored. Very bored. Being there South Bend, IN . SINGLE my one hand with the book was holding my and here simultaneously is a very exciting other hand with the newspaper, and that thing, but! was bored. So I left to the right an Country. . 272- 9'·000·· maybe I should drop something because my headed out to the street head-frrst. So I was hands could not hold much more, especially ThIs Is a CanadIan Two-Dollar Bill.. You flying! Actually I was leaning forward very EqJoy HoUday Refr;eslimenlB *FRBE CONI1NENTAL BREAKFAST the large bo~I was carrying. I scratched my cannot use thIs as currency, however. far, which caused me to trip. Clunk. There I As You Browse Among OW' Harvester . head in confusion while staring at the Qreat Qfft Ideas, Qounnet Monday thna 1'It_ *PRIV ATE IN ROOM JAcUZZI SPAS was, lying on the ground, floating high Items and CharmIng DecleiDber 2 • 7 clasped hands and decided finally that I had pretty well.bec.ause the shopkeeper came above the clouds. So I got up and trodded to CoUec:tables .• • • • 11 Lm. to IS p.m. *FREE HBO, CNN,ESPN . . not made my decision. This, to no one's running and promptly accused me of steal my next class. It just happened to be "Psy­ U.r.s, DaIJy ServIce *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over SO titles) surprise (and let me tell you, no one was ing. I calmly explained to him that the ring chology, Mind Reading, Clairvoyance, and I WlNMC QIadIy Accepted ~8Ih. i .. "." ··.:.:.I;..u:.. I· ... IO.:.hloootllll ...... I"~. ··FREE LOCAL CALlS definitely soprised), was not good. was silver,not steel, and he agreed once the Practical Jokes You Can Play on Oth­ 11 Lm. to S .p.m. more. I returned the ring, though sound ers." Imagine that! I'm sure they were al­ ~~9~~ Regular hours are: *KIrCHFNEITES I decided to drop my hand, and carry the waves are quite difficult to collect and send ready, because I was late to class. // l/. "it Monday thru Friday *LAUNDRY large box and newspaper and book with my back, and left the store in a rather disgruntled What's New? 12. - 5 other hand. I then determined that I was mood. Saturdays 11 - 2' z· going to decide to fmally figure out how to . The end: End. ..rE II surmise the solution that I was attempting to I then looked up to my watch and noticed Lower Level • LaForbme Dame .!JIll!! ~ PRIVATE IN ROOM SPAS resolve and fmally conjecture at the answer the time. It didn't notice me, however, and I Tony Leonardo is still alive and out there Notre that was readily settling before my eyes into' felt rejected. I picked my courage up and somewhere. Seek and ye shall find him. NOVEMBER 21, 1991 21 20 SCHOLASTIC c

I, controversy. by Michael Molinelli began what would national and international news with the ' "News"ornot,Fr.Hesburghdidnotdeem become a five-year tradition. The subse­ campus news, viewpoint, sports and accent , the article worthy of print The irresponsi- quent steps forward have continued at an features. GlanCing Back bility of The Observer editors left them two insatiable rate, including Marti Hogan in The Observer owns and operates all of its I own equipment and is not subject to the II options: to apologize or to be expelled. Out , 1977-'78 as the first woman Editor-in­ II of this controversy, the student-faculty Chief, the addition of Shirley Grauel as a administration censorship of old. "A story Ii A look at the 25 years of the Observer It i! board was established to serve as a check on non-student Office Manager in the fall of must be solid enough to run. has to be fair, the'paper. 1980 and the passing of The Observer objective and cover all bases," says Editor­ :1 By Heather Rakoczy 1963. Anson be his successor. The faculty advisor" In'1967, The Observer staff began to re- charter by unanimous vote of the general in-Chief Kelley Tuthill. The students can be I,'I In the spirit of the '60s, The Scholastic Frank O'Malley and the vice president for alize the limitations imposed by a volunteer board in September of their own worst critics. ,

Ii" egun November 3, 1966, The Ob- somehow managed to print the controversial student affairs, Fr. McCarragher, vetoed the board intricately' linked to the 1985. Fin~y,in 1988, Dr. Today, the paper works d " B server of the '90s is much more than ' nude pencil sketches of the wife of artist proposal. Today's Scholastic editors are' administration. They struggled to have Roland Smith was ap­ with the administration in­ I "The Independent Newspaper Serving John Donne which he had created and pre­ selected by the student editorial board. In enough-"acceptable" information to fill pointed as liason between It was "from stead of against it. Though :1 Notre Dame and St. Mary's." It is part and ' sented at the Saint Mary's art exhibit Later, the fall of 1966, Anson left Scholastic and daily papers. In September 1968, The Ob- the administration and The The Observer is dependent ! parcel of the emergence of the news media the rebellious Scholastic editors ran the joined The Voice where he pronounced it server began using the Universal Press Observer. Where the old the ashes of on the administration for as a tenacious tool of the '60s; it is the statement tha("Hesburgh should be re­ "D.O.A." it was then "from the ashes of The International service to expand its coverage student-faculty board once rent-free office space on evolution of a voice marked by battles be- moved as president and reinstated as chan­ Voice that The Observer was born" in No· of the daily news. It was at this time that the functioned as a check on The Voice ... campus and the collection of tween the itself and the administration; it is cellor." It was the last straw a month later vember 1966. student senate established the subscription The Observer, Dr. Smith nearly $70,000 a year in stu­ a vehicle cargoed with censorship and iden- when editors printed "The List of Student's fee collected from the student body. This fee would now serve only in The Observer dent fees, the staff realize the tity crises of previous decades; it is the Rights and Grievances." They asked for an and increased advertisements formed the budgeting and non-edito­ importance of conceeding culmination of conflict and change. Most end to curfew, the beginning of senior cars, basis for the financial stability of The Ob- rial matters. was born" some independence for the importantly, The Observer of today, now in all night electricity, and a board consisting The Observer will be server. In 1968-'69, The Observer was Twenty-five years fol- success of the paper. ,Re- its 25th year, is "a forun'l for the free expres- equally of students and faculty to consider published daily. lowing its humble begin- maining on campus is cru­ sion of ideas" as its charter so states. issues of student life. It was at this time that ','a forum for the free The '70s and '80s were bittersweet de- nings, The Observer is cial to the continued growth A student ofNotre Dame and St. Mary's in the students were told that campus media cades in the history of The Observer. The working to make the '90s a decade of stabil­ ofa campus paper, according to Tuthill. The the 60s could have enjoyed The Religious .publications"wouldnotbeajournalofopin~ expression of ideas." staff vias faced with monumental financial .ity. Almost 200 students are involved in the Observer does not want to become what she Bulletin or the campus magazine, The ion, criticism, or suggestion." In 1963, The ....;,... Observer Charter difficulties, including a $7,000 deficit. The production of the only daily media distribu­ calls, a newspaper on the fringe" which is the Scholastic, which became Scholastic in fall Voice, the forerunner of The Observer that fate of The Observer quite literally was ei- . tion on· campus. With the exception of thr~t it would face with amove off-campus. was distributed ther "publish or perish." However, to pub- Office Manager Shirly-Grauel, the paper is Even the university's Budget Unit Control twice weekly, and lish meant to succumb to the 1983-'84 Bud- entirerly student run. system, has been recognized as a positive WSND, the first FounderS of The Observer, Robert Sam get Unit Control system of the University. The students comprise the general board move in the formation of the business and college radio sta- Anson arid Stephen· Feldhaus drew upon Otherwise, it would lose all student fees and which consists of the editorial board and the fmancial backbone of the paper. The Ob­ tion with national their experience from Scholastic and The rent-free space on campus. Contrary to the operations board. The editorial board (man­ server has control over all advertising rev­ news coverage, Voice. Yet after only a month of biweekly fears ofearlier Observer staffs, . later Ob- aging editor, news, sports, features, view­ enue and all expenditures. With increased worked in con- publication, they "borrowed" a' story from server editors did 'not feel their editorial point, photography and a Saint Mary's ex­ solici~g of advertisements, The Observer junction to fill the the-Berkley Barb to illustrate the ridiculo,us­ independence was qompromised by the ecutive editors) is responsible for the edito­ is financially secure. gap left in the ness of the Los Angeles Sexual Freedom Budget Unit Controlsystem. rial content of the paper. The operations The Observer has endured many chal­ wake of the re- League. The story passed under the credit In spite of these bitter setbacks came the board, however, consists of the department lenges over its 25 years of publication, but ' strictions placed "Special to The Observer." In defense of his sweet rewards in February of ,1972 with managers (business. controller, advertising, has continued in its committment to serve on The Scholastic. controversial story that promoted "to screw Father Robert Griffm's flrst·column titled systems and. productions). The'Editor-in­ the community of Saint Mary's and Notre The mounting with 10ve~'andsuggested that "watching "A Priest of Limited Credentials"; then in Chiefchairsbothoftheseboards. Each issue Dame. 0 frustrations of the someone else screw can be very enlighten­ September of 1977, the "Molarity" cartoon of The Observer of the '90s combines the camp,us media ing," Anson said, "It was past the midnight were further ag- hour. Suddenely a vacancy in the paper gravated when became distressingly apparent I had been John Twohey" reading 'the Berkley Barb ... so I said junior Scholastic 'where's the sex article?' Everyone thought The Voice ceased to exist In 1'966 and was replaced by editorin 1966,rec~ the administration had enough sophistica­ The Observer. om mended that tion to just ignore it." The university and its junior Robert Sam media was starting to realize that news is 22 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 21, 1991 23 c

I, controversy. by Michael Molinelli began what would national and international news with the ' "News"ornot,Fr.Hesburghdidnotdeem become a five-year tradition. The subse­ campus news, viewpoint, sports and accent , the article worthy of print The irresponsi- quent steps forward have continued at an features. GlanCing Back bility of The Observer editors left them two insatiable rate, including Marti Hogan in The Observer owns and operates all of its I own equipment and is not subject to the II options: to apologize or to be expelled. Out , 1977-'78 as the first woman Editor-in­ II of this controversy, the student-faculty Chief, the addition of Shirley Grauel as a administration censorship of old. "A story Ii A look at the 25 years of the Observer It i! board was established to serve as a check on non-student Office Manager in the fall of must be solid enough to run. has to be fair, the'paper. 1980 and the passing of The Observer objective and cover all bases," says Editor­ :1 By Heather Rakoczy 1963. Anson be his successor. The faculty advisor" In'1967, The Observer staff began to re- charter by unanimous vote of the general in-Chief Kelley Tuthill. The students can be I,'I In the spirit of the '60s, The Scholastic Frank O'Malley and the vice president for alize the limitations imposed by a volunteer board in September of their own worst critics. ,

Ii" egun November 3, 1966, The Ob- somehow managed to print the controversial student affairs, Fr. McCarragher, vetoed the board intricately' linked to the 1985. Fin~y,in 1988, Dr. Today, the paper works d " B server of the '90s is much more than ' nude pencil sketches of the wife of artist proposal. Today's Scholastic editors are' administration. They struggled to have Roland Smith was ap­ with the administration in­ I "The Independent Newspaper Serving John Donne which he had created and pre­ selected by the student editorial board. In enough-"acceptable" information to fill pointed as liason between It was "from stead of against it. Though :1 Notre Dame and St. Mary's." It is part and ' sented at the Saint Mary's art exhibit Later, the fall of 1966, Anson left Scholastic and daily papers. In September 1968, The Ob- the administration and The The Observer is dependent ! parcel of the emergence of the news media the rebellious Scholastic editors ran the joined The Voice where he pronounced it server began using the Universal Press Observer. Where the old the ashes of on the administration for as a tenacious tool of the '60s; it is the statement tha("Hesburgh should be re­ "D.O.A." it was then "from the ashes of The International service to expand its coverage student-faculty board once rent-free office space on evolution of a voice marked by battles be- moved as president and reinstated as chan­ Voice that The Observer was born" in No· of the daily news. It was at this time that the functioned as a check on The Voice ... campus and the collection of tween the itself and the administration; it is cellor." It was the last straw a month later vember 1966. student senate established the subscription The Observer, Dr. Smith nearly $70,000 a year in stu­ a vehicle cargoed with censorship and iden- when editors printed "The List of Student's fee collected from the student body. This fee would now serve only in The Observer dent fees, the staff realize the tity crises of previous decades; it is the Rights and Grievances." They asked for an and increased advertisements formed the budgeting and non-edito­ importance of conceeding culmination of conflict and change. Most end to curfew, the beginning of senior cars, basis for the financial stability of The Ob- rial matters. was born" some independence for the importantly, The Observer of today, now in all night electricity, and a board consisting The Observer will be server. In 1968-'69, The Observer was Twenty-five years fol- success of the paper. ,Re- its 25th year, is "a forun'l for the free expres- equally of students and faculty to consider published daily. lowing its humble begin- maining on campus is cru­ sion of ideas" as its charter so states. issues of student life. It was at this time that ','a forum for the free The '70s and '80s were bittersweet de- nings, The Observer is cial to the continued growth A student ofNotre Dame and St. Mary's in the students were told that campus media cades in the history of The Observer. The working to make the '90s a decade of stabil­ ofa campus paper, according to Tuthill. The the 60s could have enjoyed The Religious .publications"wouldnotbeajournalofopin~ expression of ideas." staff vias faced with monumental financial .ity. Almost 200 students are involved in the Observer does not want to become what she Bulletin or the campus magazine, The ion, criticism, or suggestion." In 1963, The ....;,... Observer Charter difficulties, including a $7,000 deficit. The production of the only daily media distribu­ calls, a newspaper on the fringe" which is the Scholastic, which became Scholastic in fall Voice, the forerunner of The Observer that fate of The Observer quite literally was ei- . tion on· campus. With the exception of thr~t it would face with amove off-campus. was distributed ther "publish or perish." However, to pub- Office Manager Shirly-Grauel, the paper is Even the university's Budget Unit Control twice weekly, and lish meant to succumb to the 1983-'84 Bud- entirerly student run. system, has been recognized as a positive WSND, the first FounderS of The Observer, Robert Sam get Unit Control system of the University. The students comprise the general board move in the formation of the business and college radio sta- Anson arid Stephen· Feldhaus drew upon Otherwise, it would lose all student fees and which consists of the editorial board and the fmancial backbone of the paper. The Ob­ tion with national their experience from Scholastic and The rent-free space on campus. Contrary to the operations board. The editorial board (man­ server has control over all advertising rev­ news coverage, Voice. Yet after only a month of biweekly fears ofearlier Observer staffs, . later Ob- aging editor, news, sports, features, view­ enue and all expenditures. With increased worked in con- publication, they "borrowed" a' story from server editors did 'not feel their editorial point, photography and a Saint Mary's ex­ solici~g of advertisements, The Observer junction to fill the the-Berkley Barb to illustrate the ridiculo,us­ independence was qompromised by the ecutive editors) is responsible for the edito­ is financially secure. gap left in the ness of the Los Angeles Sexual Freedom Budget Unit Controlsystem. rial content of the paper. The operations The Observer has endured many chal­ wake of the re- League. The story passed under the credit In spite of these bitter setbacks came the board, however, consists of the department lenges over its 25 years of publication, but ' strictions placed "Special to The Observer." In defense of his sweet rewards in February of ,1972 with managers (business. controller, advertising, has continued in its committment to serve on The Scholastic. controversial story that promoted "to screw Father Robert Griffm's flrst·column titled systems and. productions). The'Editor-in­ the community of Saint Mary's and Notre The mounting with 10ve~'andsuggested that "watching "A Priest of Limited Credentials"; then in Chiefchairsbothoftheseboards. Each issue Dame. 0 frustrations of the someone else screw can be very enlighten­ September of 1977, the "Molarity" cartoon of The Observer of the '90s combines the camp,us media ing," Anson said, "It was past the midnight were further ag- hour. Suddenely a vacancy in the paper gravated when became distressingly apparent I had been John Twohey" reading 'the Berkley Barb ... so I said junior Scholastic 'where's the sex article?' Everyone thought The Voice ceased to exist In 1'966 and was replaced by editorin 1966,rec~ the administration had enough sophistica­ The Observer. om mended that tion to just ignore it." The university and its junior Robert Sam media was starting to realize that news is 22 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 21, 1991 23 What is .e. MULTICULTURALISM? by Maria Santos •

ematunderstood-in a sense. His paintings were of multiculturalism. Multiculturalism, as as stated ear­ S beautiful and full of life, and of what were they lier, isa commitment to every aspect of the individual. composed? Look closely and one sees. hundreds upon This includes gender, religion, social class, sexual ori­ hundreds of small points, 'no two exactly alike in color, entation, family situation, and the like. It encourages size, texture, intensity or overall composure. In some education and dispels fear and anger through knowledge. "SANTA'S MANY FACES" areas, similar dots are gathered together, but even these At the University of Notre Dame, controversies never differ ifone looks closely enough. Each dot has its own fail to arise around issues of race, gender, etc. At times value and integrity, but apart from the whole, each has it seems as if exiting walls are being reinforced and as if little meaning. So please, step back slowly and begin to yet more walls are bei~g erected between us, instead of see a hand, a hat, a gentle ripple on the lake, a subtle being tom down. The Multicultural Executive Council smile on a face. Step back a little further and notice how Seeks to slowly, but surely, chip away at these walls in everything, despite their differences - no, BECAUSE hopes that someday one will crumble, and then another,

- . of their differences, can work together to depict a scene and ~en another. . - of balance, peace and serenity • And what has MEC done, you may ask? The annual As a member of the Multicultural Executive Council, Multicultural Fall Festival, held every October, offers part of my role is to inform others about what the term the community an entire week of entertaining and educa­ "multiculturalism" means to us. In the words of Martin tional events, including informal discussions (Fireside Rodgers, one of the members of the fIrst Multicultural Chats), music, dancing (Entertainment on the Quad) and Executive Council here at Notre Dame, food from around the world (including a Taste of Na­ tions). And we hold Fireside Chats throughout the year, "Multicultmalism is a feeling, a sense of unity, and not just during the Fall Festival. Past topics include blue a sense of sharing.... MulticultlJI!llism beckons us to collar workers, the Palestinian question, culture shock, transcend the insulated confmes of Notre Dame and feminist issues, Russian music, Central American poli­ The Multicultural Executive Council invites you to appreciate,the world at large. Multiculturalism tics and many, many more. We hold forums to allow the Christmas Around the World. December 4 - 6 underscores the differences among us and, ironically, ND community to voice its concerns to us, and we plait in doing so, hints to how very similar we all are. Of several special events throughout the school year, (such necessity, multiculturalism espouses understanding. as Christmas "Around the World). We also lend support Fireside Chats (at noon) Understanding which in tum uproots and defIes to other groups with aims similar to ours by co-spon-' prejudice and stereotypes. Understanding which is' soring some of their events. Lunch provided the genesis of community and, family and provides The Council exists to address problems and concerns the foundation for friendships." in a way that opens new doors to understanding; it does' Evening Events-- Tree decorating, caroling, not solve and catagorize and conclude. MECitself is a F. Newman of the Carnegie Foundation dermes it as" ... group extremely diverse in experience and perspective refreshments, etc . . . the process through which we can perceive Out world and opinion. I believe thatMEC has a dynamic unlike Maria Santos is a beyond our indigenous boundaries to achieve a vision any pther organization on the campus. As individuals, junior pre­ of a global community." To some, multiculturalism is we may disagree on many issues, but as members ofthe professional a spirit of hope for true understanding of self and others. council, we worle together toward a common goal oflove Give to our earth by giving to another. student in the To the Council, multiculturalism is all of these things. and acceptance. And perhaps more, than anything else, College of It is a commitment to every aspect of the individual. It we are learning to realize how each of us fIts into the Science and a is the acceptance and respect of the many differences world picture. We learn how different we are from WATCH FOR FURTHER INFORMATION member of the between us all, because only together can we realize and , people around us (and not how different they are from us Multicultural appreciate all that we are and all that we can be. - there is a subtle, yet vital, difference there). Executive A widespread misconception about multiculturalism And day by day, we see more of what is happening All events to be held in LaFortune Student Center Council. is that it refers only to minority issues. Some people try around us. And day by day, we take another step back to correct this by saying that multicultmalism addresses ·from the painting. And day by day, we understand a little all ethtiicities and not just ethnic minorities. Certainly, more about purpose and community and harmony. 0 it does, but these issues are only a fraction of the scope

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-~ ------"--~------~-- -- What is .e. MULTICULTURALISM? by Maria Santos • ematunderstood-in a sense. His paintings were of multiculturalism. Multiculturalism, as as stated ear­ S beautiful and full of life, and of what were they lier, isa commitment to every aspect of the individual. composed? Look closely and one sees. hundreds upon This includes gender, religion, social class, sexual ori­ hundreds of small points, 'no two exactly alike in color, entation, family situation, and the like. It encourages size, texture, intensity or overall composure. In some education and dispels fear and anger through knowledge. "SANTA'S MANY FACES" areas, similar dots are gathered together, but even these At the University of Notre Dame, controversies never differ ifone looks closely enough. Each dot has its own fail to arise around issues of race, gender, etc. At times value and integrity, but apart from the whole, each has it seems as if exiting walls are being reinforced and as if little meaning. So please, step back slowly and begin to yet more walls are bei~g erected between us, instead of see a hand, a hat, a gentle ripple on the lake, a subtle being tom down. The Multicultural Executive Council smile on a face. Step back a little further and notice how Seeks to slowly, but surely, chip away at these walls in everything, despite their differences - no, BECAUSE hopes that someday one will crumble, and then another,

- . of their differences, can work together to depict a scene and ~en another. . - of balance, peace and serenity • And what has MEC done, you may ask? The annual As a member of the Multicultural Executive Council, Multicultural Fall Festival, held every October, offers part of my role is to inform others about what the term the community an entire week of entertaining and educa­ "multiculturalism" means to us. In the words of Martin tional events, including informal discussions (Fireside Rodgers, one of the members of the fIrst Multicultural Chats), music, dancing (Entertainment on the Quad) and Executive Council here at Notre Dame, food from around the world (including a Taste of Na­ tions). And we hold Fireside Chats throughout the year, "Multicultmalism is a feeling, a sense of unity, and not just during the Fall Festival. Past topics include blue a sense of sharing.... MulticultlJI!llism beckons us to collar workers, the Palestinian question, culture shock, transcend the insulated confmes of Notre Dame and feminist issues, Russian music, Central American poli­ The Multicultural Executive Council invites you to appreciate,the world at large. Multiculturalism tics and many, many more. We hold forums to allow the Christmas Around the World. December 4 - 6 underscores the differences among us and, ironically, ND community to voice its concerns to us, and we plait in doing so, hints to how very similar we all are. Of several special events throughout the school year, (such necessity, multiculturalism espouses understanding. as Christmas "Around the World). We also lend support Fireside Chats (at noon) Understanding which in tum uproots and defIes to other groups with aims similar to ours by co-spon-' prejudice and stereotypes. Understanding which is' soring some of their events. Lunch provided the genesis of community and, family and provides The Council exists to address problems and concerns the foundation for friendships." in a way that opens new doors to understanding; it does' Evening Events-- Tree decorating, caroling, not solve and catagorize and conclude. MECitself is a F. Newman of the Carnegie Foundation dermes it as" ... group extremely diverse in experience and perspective refreshments, etc . . . the process through which we can perceive Out world and opinion. I believe thatMEC has a dynamic unlike Maria Santos is a beyond our indigenous boundaries to achieve a vision any pther organization on the campus. As individuals, junior pre­ of a global community." To some, multiculturalism is we may disagree on many issues, but as members ofthe professional a spirit of hope for true understanding of self and others. council, we worle together toward a common goal oflove Give to our earth by giving to another. student in the To the Council, multiculturalism is all of these things. and acceptance. And perhaps more, than anything else, College of It is a commitment to every aspect of the individual. It we are learning to realize how each of us fIts into the Science and a is the acceptance and respect of the many differences world picture. We learn how different we are from WATCH FOR FURTHER INFORMATION member of the between us all, because only together can we realize and , people around us (and not how different they are from us Multicultural appreciate all that we are and all that we can be. - there is a subtle, yet vital, difference there). Executive A widespread misconception about multiculturalism And day by day, we see more of what is happening All events to be held in LaFortune Student Center Council. is that it refers only to minority issues. Some people try around us. And day by day, we take another step back to correct this by saying that multicultmalism addresses ·from the painting. And day by day, we understand a little all ethtiicities and not just ethnic minorities. Certainly, more about purpose and community and harmony. 0 it does, but these issues are only a fraction of the scope

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Friday and Saturday November 22 & 23 7:30 pm and 10:30 pm

Shown In Cushing Auditorium-$2

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MATERIAL ISSUE In Concert at Theodores December 10 at 8:30 pm Tix $5 for ND/SMC students On sale Dec. 3 IntervieV¥With Lafortune Information Desk , ·f . "':. Special Guest: GUTTERB OY i " ~~ ~ ., . , STUDENT UNION BOARD * <~: .. ' ..