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ih^JTIssue 29, Volume 29 LA N TH O R N Faculty senate approves new calendar year The University Academic Senate voted Friday to expand the exam period from five to six days, thereby eliminating reading day. Exams will now run from Monday through Saturday on exam week. Saturday exams will only apply to those with Saturday classes. Student senate President Todd Green, who sits on UAS, said that the move was made to insure that all exams had meeting times. “There were something like 130 exams with no place to go,” Green said. 1994-1995 school year is Green also tried to amend the proposal to keep the Monday of exam week free of close at hand, and despite busy schedules, exams, but was overridden by faculty and students still found time to enjoy the beauti­ staff. fu l weather, others prepare to move on. The new academic schedule will not take effect until Fall 1996. (top right)(l to r) Tim Weyhmiller Malcolm X's and Amy Hergenreter, members of Kappa Phi and Lambda Chi Alpha sister talks were just a couple of the partici­ pants involved in a swing-a-thon about family life to benefit the T.J.Fund and AIDS research. By Dan Moore Photo by Jeff Kiessel Staff Writer (top left) Sara Mulder, a sociology The movie and the 32 books that have and psych major, spends her last been written on Malcolm X don’t tell his twenty dollars while preparing for whole story, said Yvonne Jones-Woodward the climax of her collegiate career. in a speech in the Mainsail Lounge last Photo by Gretchen Prutzman. week. Woodward, sister of slain civil rights (left) Freshman Brienne Balliet activist Malcolm X, came to GVSU to dis­ cuss her childhood years and the impact her takes a little time out to study on mother had on the lives of she and her one of the great spring days we seven siblings. She was sponsored by Ideas had in April. & Issues. Photo by Tom Hoffmeyer. "All the things that happened to my family are what make us what we are today,” Woodward said. Woodward was three years old at the time that her father, the Rev. Earl Little, was found dead on the railroad tracks near their home. Their mother, Louise, was soon Track, cross country coach to step down at end of season placed in a Kalamazoo mental hospital. "This was the beginning of the end, Rowe, who is also an adjunct faculty mem­ Martin for a year. when we were split up. We had no family,” By Joe Schaefer ber. "When their seasons are over, they can Rowe, his assistants, and the athletic Woodward said. Staff Writer do their recruiting and organize their year, department helped make the program solid Louise taught her children religion, to and that’s really cool. I’m never organizing and financially sound. They also estab­ respect others, to be determined, arid never The shake-up in the Grand Valley State my year; I’m just playing catch-up with lished a system that has replaced and built to hold their heads in shame. University athletic department continues. everything. I’m here all the time so it’s a new equipment for the athletes, including "My mother told us to learn all we can Stephen H. “Pete” Rowe said that he full-time job, and as a full-time job, I feel it the new Tower Trail cross country course by God. 'Religions are made by man’, she will step down as head coach of the Laker should be paid that." on campus. said. We went to three different churches a men’s and women’s cross country and track GVSU athletic director Michael "We're on the wav of developing a week, but never joined," Woodw ard said. teams when the out­ Kovalchik said that the cross country and good, solid program in terms of providing When Malcolm acquired fame. door track season ends track coaching position has been a part-time athletes what they need. We have good Woodward did not tell anyone she was his in May. position since Bill Clinger, a tenured pro­ weight training and running standards," brother. She was involved in a group that Rowe joins assistant fessor in the physical education department Rowe said. discussed current events. athletic director,Joan and long-time head coach, retired. Please see X, p. 6 Boand, who retired as “It’s a part-time position, and it has Please see COACH, p. 21 head coach of the vol­ remained that way," Kovalchik said. "There leyball team, and Pat is just no money allocated in the budget for INSIDE THIS ISSUE: Rowe Baker-Grzyb, who this position.” stepped down as the women's basketball The situation at Grand Valley, which coach, in a series of coaching shifts at the has several part-time and full-time coaches, GV students Liberation Lanthom photo university. is not unusual and is not likely to change create their own Celebration, contest, Rowe said that financial reasons were soon, Kovalchik said. Other part-time p . n p. 16-17 the basis for his decision. He will also begin coaching positions include golf and tennis. talk show, pursuing a master’s degree in public admin­ Rowe took over the Laker cross coun­ istration at Grand Valley. try and track program in the Fall of 1993 “I look at these other coaches,” said after assisting former head coach Gary Cultural seminars to be held at Eberhard C a m p u s C alendar sentations by Jacquie Johnson, Tigers - Taiwan, Hong Kong and By Daniel Carpenter head of the sociology department, Singapore,” and “Strategic Staff Writer and Leena Furtado, assistant pro­ Communication: Workshop on fessor of education. Negotiating with the Japanese.” Arts and 4/27-Baseball v. Aquinas As the business world Next Wednesday, two series Each of the East Asian ses­ College (1) at 4 p.m. becomes more global, GVSU’s of programs focusing on Hispanic sions will be held the same days Entertainment 4/29-Baseball v. Northwood students are sure to meet the chal­ and East Asian cultures will as the Hispanic sessions and will 4/21-Montage Concert, at 1 p.m. lenges of the future. begin. begin at 1 p.m. CFA/LAT at 8 p.m. 4/30-Baseball v. Northwood/ Beginning today, the The Hispanic culture sessions A conclusionary seminar will Old Kent Park at 1 p.m. Seidman School of Business will are “Time Communication: be held May 20 at 8 a.m. called Campus Life 5/3-SoftbalI v. Calvin hold seminars to build cultural Cultural Imperatives,” “Transcending Cultural Barriers: College at 3:30 p.m. sensitivity when dealing with “Comprehending Cultural Selling Your Wares Abroad.” Lars 4/20-Minority Teacher Larson, chairman of the manage­ 5/6-Track-GLIAC business executives in other coun­ Differences - The Art of Inter- Education Center tries. Cultural Discourse,” and “A ment department, and marketing Championship in (MTEC) “As West Michigan business­ Dialogue With Our Neighbors: professor Ben Rudolph will be Meeting, KC/ Starboard Houghton at 10 a.m. es have continued to expand into American and Mexican presenters. at 5 p.m. 5/6-Baseball v. Saginaw the global marketplace, the need Interactions.” All of the seminars will be 4/21-CLASSES END!!! Valley State at 1 p.m. for learning to do business in the These sessions will be held held at the Eberhard Center, in the 4/24-Chi Alpha Christian 5/12-Baseball v. Oakland cultural context of other countries on April 26, May 5, and May 10. Johnson Conference Area on the Fellowship Meeting, at 1 p.m. has grown," said Jim Kadlecek, Each session begins at 8 a.m. second floor. Each session costs KC/Cove at 1 p.m. 5/13-Baseball v. Hillsdale director of the GVSU Office for The East Asian sessions $75, and registration must be 4/25-His House Christian at 1 p.m. Economic Expansion. include “Encountering China and received two days in advance. Today’s seminar is entitled, Its Business World: A Historical For more information, call Fellowship Meeting, “Building Cultural Sensitivity - A Tour,” “Chinese Culture in the Office . of Economic Kleiner B at 7 p.m. Workshops/Lectures Simulation," and will feature pre­ Different Contexts: Taking on the Expansion at 771-6770. 4/29-Commencement, 4/24-Carlos Brezina, Inter- Fieldhouseat 10:30 a.m. American Development Bank. rCorrection: Global Finance: America’s Role her accomplishments, she has Academic Policy and Standards Sports and Stakes. How can the United In the April 13 issue of The helped fill positions on standing Committee.” Lanthorn, the article “Senators 4/20-Softball v. St. Mary’s States strengthen its role in the committees through student sen­ In the senate-elect list, College at 3:30 p.m. changing global Financial sys­ go Above and Beyond in ate and has reviewed university Christian Blackburn should read Service” should read: “Among 4/21&22-Tennis GLIAC tem? What can be done to keep policies from her seat on the “Christian Baratian.” Championship in the World Bank and IMF relevant Midland at 9 a.m. to the developing nations and I^jyjem poniry 4/22&23-Softball GLIAC those in transition? Services Tournament (1) Make Your Kelly helps you increase gain experience, We have man us. .?Jjj§§ Police Beat Secretaries • Customer sejmee-y cncai wipport • Light Industrial workers C A / J H K nore..U- Come join our team today. SH. Sm Woodbrook Center, Collected By Jim Class Call (616) 957-4390 |2650E. Beltline SE, Suite'M ^'"GfainJ Rapidsj MI 49'546 kbsrsst 4/10/95 Year 4/16/95 to date

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Grand Valley students produce, broadcast talkshow host and executive producer, said By Michelle Disler that starting this fall, the GVSU Staff Writer community can expect to view weekly episodes of “Grand Alley Lights! Camera! Action! The with Gregory Struss“ on Cable stage at Grand Valley is set, and Channel 7. some GVSU students have The half-hour talk show is recently taken action toward pro­ staged in an alley and features ducing a talk show by and for interesting members of the GVSU GVSU. community as guests, as well as A regular crew of about eight students who are working to bet­ people and a group of writers ter GVSU. from The HARPOON shot the Struss said eventually he would like to feature comedians, rock groups and people from other schools, but he said that it’s hard to find quality guests without having money to pay them. “We’ve managed to bring on a number of people despite the fact that it’s hard dealing with no pay,” Struss said. “We want to put out a show every week that is consistent in quality and that people want to watch,” he added. Struss came to Grand Valley with broadcasting experience Greg Struss interviews Dan Seely, GVSU director o f special events, during “Grand Alley, the Production." from FOX 17, WGVU, public Photo by Je ff KeisseL broadcasting and closed-circuit cable in the Chicago area. Mike McFall, former presi­ a standard talk show with a mix of Ultimately, McFall says that Struss said he discussed start­ dent of The HARPOON, was off-the-wall humor that includes the crew is working hard to put ing the show as an independent brought on as writer and has since guests, one to two comic sketch­ out a quality product and plans to Photo by J e ff Keissel. study with school of communica­ moved up to producer status. He es, monologues, an announcer seek student’s opinions. first show of “Grand Alley with tions professors Scott says he is excited about the and a running cue-card gag. “We’re approaching this Gregory Struss” April 8. It fea­ VandenBerg, Carolyn Miller and progress of the show and is look­ “We like to put as much cre­ from the standpoint that we’re not tured Storm Rogers, host of Alex Nesterenko last October and ing towards the possibility of ativity in it as possible, and I’d just students horsing around with Saturday Night Blues on 88.5 November. doing six shows this summer. like to see more experimentation a bunch of free equipment,” FM, Dan Seely, GVSU director of VandenBerg, Struss said, has “I’m very pleased on how the in it,” he added. McFall said. “But I’d like to special events, and the music of been an invaluable resource for show turned out,” McFall said. McFall says that eventually think we’re approaching this from GVSU student and football player “Grand Alley,” helping set con­ “It’s fast-paced humor; something he’d like to see the show on a professional standpoint of trying Joe Cornelius. struction, lighting, and overall is always going on.” WGVU 35/52, but it’s still in the to put out a good prodpet and do a GVSU student Greg Struss, supervising. McFall says “Grand Alley” is planning stages. good job.” U.S.-Japan Grassroots Seminar to stress global environment of students will have the option to ground,” she said. “It’s reassur­ part in last year’s seminar in Environmental Study. Jackson By Kathleen Beatty participate in a new three-week ing for them to know that others Japan, has a bit of advice for stu­ Bailey, professor of history at Editor in chief pre-seminar language and culture around the globe have the same dents who take part in this year’s Earlham College, will give the program from July 26 to August thoughts and the same concerns. program: learn all you can about keynote speech, titled “Multi- As part of the its continuing 18. During this time, both sets of “And the seminar is just the Japan and brush up on both coun­ Cultural Awareness: Challenges mission to improve cross-cultural students will receive intensive start of the relationship. Students ty’s current events. for the U.S. and Japan.” communication and cooperation. language instruction in morning then keep in touch though inter­ “Go in with an open mind, For more information on the Grand Valley will host the Third sessions and take part in group net, mail or telephone calls. It’s and most of all, go in prepared to seminar and the Japanese Annual U.S.- Japan Grassroots discussions in the afternoons. really an intense experience.” make your points known,” Language/Culture Program, write Seminar August 21-23. Olson said that the program Nelson Aquino, a Grand Aquino said. Olson at: U.S. Japan Seminar. This will be the second time is a wonderful opportunity for Valley graduating senior and The student’s educational Eberhand Center, Room 718,301 West that the seminar has been held in personal and academic growth as international student from the materials will be prepared by the Fulton St., Grand Rapids, MI, 49404. Michigan; last year’s seminar was well as cultural insight. Dominican Republic who took Grand Rapids Center for held in Shiga, Japan. “It’s been gratifying for me to This year’s seminar will see students coming out of the focus on the causes of environ­ programs feeling confident that mental degradation and its impact they can interact with people from on future generations world wide. another country,” Olson said. Forty-five Japanese are expected Most importantly, she said, to take part in the program. the program gives students a Twenty-five positions for chance to interact meaningfully Michigan high school and college on issues that concern them, and students still need to be filled, come away with a sense of the Chris Olson, coordinator for the world’s increasing interdepen­ program, said. dence. To further enhance the theme “You could say the program of “working together,” both sets establishes some common

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Every year, millions of stray or abandoned animals have to be destroyed. This kitten is one of many strays wandering GVSU s campus. Photo by Dan Irving. Michigan delegates Ann Schneider, Jane Spetorkey and Nelson Aquino with their host families. Photo courtesy o f Chris Olson. 4 • THE LANTHORN Thursday, April 20, 1995 Philanthropy Center working hard to spread the word about service Engagement: Educating Students CPNL does not merely deal “In some ways it [the center] Muskegon and Ottawa counties. By Chad Logan for a Pluraist Society,” brought with conferences. The center also is a bridge between the non-profit Jeavons said that the IRS Staff Writer similarly comprised schools encourages: organizations and the university,” reported over 300 agencies in that together because schools of the •taking courses dealing with Jeavons said. particular area, and that the hard Although you don’t see it same size can communicate their philanthropy The CPNL is currently work­ part would be contacting each of often, the Center on Philanthropy ideas and needs better, said •bringing volunteer work into ing on a database of non-profit them and finding out their legiti­ and Nonprofit Leadership Thomas Jeavons, director of the the realm of curricula for students organizations. The database will macy. (CPNL) is working at GVSU to Philanthropy Center. •developing a non-profit contain organizations from Kent, Please see CENTER, p. 5 spread the word about volun- “It was a conference for all management program within the teerism and service. universities interested in talking School of Public Administration For instance, in March the about their funding issues,” he •researching social awareness Business students get CPNL held a conference in said. of philanthropy, voluntary service Chicago in which 25 to 30 univer­ The conference featured and association, and non-profit treated to breakfast sities from around the country speakers and workshop sessions organizations. came to discuss issues concerning that focused on preparing stu­ •providing direct assistance dents doing their part to philanthropy and volunteer ser­ dents to become a larger part of to non-profit and philanthropic By Alicia K. Krause improve the quality of their vices. society and teaching the values of organizations. Staff Writer education,” said undergraduate The conference, entitled different cultures and communi­ •supporting student and fac­ coordinator Koleta Moore. “Community & Civic ties. ulty volunteers About 50 successful busi­ Dean Emery Turner and ness students were treated to a associate dean James Sanford free breakfast last week as part were also among the faculty Murder in of the Seidman School of who attended the awards break­ thefirst... Business’s Third Annual fast. Distinguished They took this (I to r) Andrew Students Awards “ Your success is our chance to get Guitterez, Pax Banquet. out and meet Bigham, Jamin success; the better B u s in e s s Fisher, and you do, the better we students, and students with a Dean Turner Jonathan Taylor (far do, ” right) exact their grade point aver­ made a few revenge on Gregg age of at least a brief remarks McNeill, their direc­ 3.5 and who have -Emery Turner to the stu- tor, during the film­ shown excep­ Dean of Seidman dents. ing o f “A Call to tional leadership School of Business He began by Reason ” one of four abilities in stu­ letting the stu- short motion pic­ dent organizations or success in dents know that he is as “proud tures produced by Grand Valley !r athletics received invitations. as faculty, university and staff’ 16mm II film class. Of the approximately 1500 of their hard work. Photo by Dave business students at Grand “Your success is our suc­ Manning. Valley, roughly 300 were invit­ cess; the better you do, the bet­ ed to attend. However, only 50 ter we do,” Turner said. “You showed up. have great futures ahead of Undergraduate program you.” LD A 5UMMEJ2- J OV? director Kathy Gulembo said He finished his speech by With classes ending soon, Now is the that the banquet is “a chance to telling the students to "go out time to start planning ahead tell the students that (we) are into society and make a contri­ We have industrial and clerical positions available proud of them.” bution” and to “never escape s "7 with pay of $6 and up. The awards breakfast is an from us.” Applications accepted daily from 8-1 lam and 1-4-pm easy way “to recognize the stu­ STO P IN NOW!

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From the Division of Academic Resources & Special Programs and the Congratulations! Division of Student Services To the new members of the Honor Society of Phi Kappa Phi, initiated April 12.1995; Beth Wieber School of Junior/Senior Initiates Holly Wilfong Linda Kadlecek, Master o f Science in Jane Albert Kelly Kirk Tyler Wolf Taxation Social Work Mark Ambrose Michelle Klyn Leigh Wright Sara Kiekintveld, Management Jerry Johnson, Master of Social Work Lashonda Anthony Tressa Konecny Susan Wright Lisa Langlois, Marketing Adele Keuhs, Social Work Sheila Bak Holly Kooiker Cheri Wykstra Michael Wall, Finance Suzanne Baker Melissa Kuiper Karen Zaborney Julie Willard, Master o f Business Julie Barnes Zachary Kurmas Sarah Zachow Administration Krissandra Berens Lee LaFond Laura Zwar Karen Zaborney, Accounting School of Education Cynthia Berger Mary Lanier Stephanie Zwyghuizen Carol Bronson, M aster o f Education Lisa Bisson Amelia Lewis Science and Sharon Schwarze, M aster o f Education, Elizabeth Botti Mary Liggett Special Education Nancy Breitner Rebecca Maher Faculty Initiates Mathematics Division Peggy Sudol, Master of Education. Debra Bremer Paula Maiorella Thomas Butcher Julia Barnes, Group Science-Biology Reading/Language Arts Kristen Brooks Kathryn McAlhany Donald Klein Chad Berghorst, Computer Science Christine Vermaas, Psychology/Special Elizabeth Brower Brenda McCarl Rosalind Mayberry Lisa-Marie Bisson, Physical Education Education Lora Brown Tracie Meinhardt John Shontz Robert Cichewicz II, Biology Mary Bruno Kerri Meyer Alexandra Dieterich, Physics Barbara Campbell Rebecca Minnick Student Services Timothy Feuerstein, Geology Joanna Carey Karen Mol To the Freshman Honorees Glenn Gaunt, Biomedical Science Division Susan Carman James Momingstar of Phi Kappa Phi: Charles Gersch, Engineering Abraham Carrillo Jennie Novak Satomi Adachi 1995 Kenneth R. Vanderbush Award Renee Helmkamp, Physical Therapy Karen Castillo Christine Oxender Aaron Bodbyl Edward L. Cardenas, International Kimberly Knoll, Hospitality/Tourism Nicholas Ceglarek Chris Parcheta Amy Cheyne Relations Aimee Kunnen, Mathematics Leung Chau Verlin Poole Theresa Salacina Patricia Laug, Therapeutic Recreation Delta Chipman Cindy Romero Kevin Schafer 1995 Thomas M. Seykora Award Michael Roberson, Earth Science James Class Jill Rosin Shawna Schut for Outstanding Contribution Catherine Schenten, Health Science Kevin Copeland Robert Roush Joshua Stickney Kelly S. Aldrich, Political Science Stephanie Snow, Natural Resources Jeremy DeFouw Christina Rudzinski Lisa-Marie Bisson, Physical Education Management Shirley DeJong Susan Rulison Wendy M. Burns, Psychology To the outstanding seniors Theodore Verbrugge, Chemistry MaryJo DeWeerd Dennis Rupar Deana L. Doan, Sociology Beverly Vesota, Information Systems Tye Dodge Chris Schippers honored April 10.1995: Jonathan T. Heyboer, Business Dawn Eavou Deborah Schmuker Shane P. Szalai, International Relations Valerie Ende Wayne Schneider Art and Humanities Social Sciences Benjamin Englesma Linda Schoonerman Michigan Elaine Freeman Theresa Simerson Division Division Pamela Frei Kay Smaltz Rebecca Borawski, Film and Video Jennifer Baehre, GPSS-Elementary Association Daniel Gordon Joshua Smith Christopher Burge, Communications Psychology of Governing Boards Daniel Groh Monica Smith Bryan De Augustine, History Kevin Belk, Criminal Justice Students Ronda Hall Kendra Stahl Richard Gould, Journalism Elizabeth Botti, Behavioral Science Jenna Hamlin Shane Szalai Jeanne Hamming, English Jenna Hamlin, Anthropology Robert H. Cichewicz, II, Biology and Jeanne Hamming Nicole Tanner Pamela Jendritz, Health Susan Heartwell, Masters of Public Anthropology Lisa Hathaway Sarah Teubert Communication Administration Wendy S. Looman, Nursing Melissa Haveman Kristie Thorley Jamie Keclik, Advertising/Public Wendy Knight, Biopsychology Faculty Renee Haveman Annaestheasia Torres Relations Paula Monson, Political Science Kathleen Hegyan Lisa Treinen Laura Masters, M u sif Linda Peck, Legal Studies Shirley T. Fleischmann, Ph D., Mary Hein Jodi Vander Zouwen Kerri Meyer, French Joel Purkiss, Sociology Associate Professor Nichole Herbert Eric Van Dop Mary Jo Pomeroy, Photography Kimberly Schuster, Public Administration of Engineering Amy Herrema Cristopher Van Ryn Andrew Twietmayer, Art/Painting Shane Szalai, International Relations Lois M. Tyson, Ph.D., Assistant Kim Herzberg Heather VanSchoick Maria Urka, Spanish Carmen Ulberg, Psychology Professor of English Carol Hoprna Christine Vermaas Holly Wilfong, Russian Studies Michelle Howell Kathleen Vogelsang Kirkhof School Outstanding Denette Irish Matthew Wagenmaker Seidman School of Michael Jenks Kaylene Westerhuis of Nursing Graduate Business Tina Johnson Jeremy Westhuis Wendy Looman, Nursing of Honors Program Linda Kalchuk Kimberly Westrick Kimberly Allen, Economics Julie Smith, Master o f Science in Nursing Wendy Sue Looman Thursday, April 20, 1995 THE LANTHORN • 7 d it o r ia l & O p in io n Note from the editor: Guest Editorial Seek context, grasp at the message How many days in a women's year? If there is any advice I could pass along to the students of GVSU, it is to entists interpret the configuration network” should be fully in place. stop moving, working, studying, training, and socializing long enough to put With John Batchelder of the bones they threw out. They GVSU then will become known things into context, lest the benefits of a liberal education escape you. Professor of Political Science find that “men and women have as the “Nunnery on the Grand.” In looking back at years past, I realize that often 1 was too involved in the doing and getting it done to weave some semblance of context out of the books, different perceptions.” I always President Lubbers is not the lectures, talks with professors, and experiences I had “consumed” in my acad­ As a male at Grand Valley I thought that different perceptions only executive awash in a femi­ emic existence. feel like a declawed lion who has is what Mother Nature had in nist wave. While updating a lec­ Sadly, more often than not, and 1 fear, with increasing frequency, students -been tossed into a den of Daniels. mind when she divided her ture on the Supreme Court, 1 today look at education as a consumer product rather than a life-long journey; On the com- species into twos. phoned the White House to ask if a perception enhanced by this nation’s “puppy dog” trust in the “profits” of technology. They attend classes to collect bits of information and receive a m i t t e e s gender will again be a key consid­ degree so that they can attain the job of their dreams - what many of the mis­ where I find I always thought that eration in President Clinton’s next guided believe is their “American birthright.” myself now, different perceptions is court nomination. A female voice Everywhere we turn today, we are bombarded with the metaphor “infor­ women out what Mother Nature had answered, ‘Thank you for dialing mation is knowledge,” not aspects of a whole, nor perceptions of reality. In turn, number non­ the White House. Hillary isn’t many of those raised in this technological age have come to equate the taking in mind when she divided in of information or data with the gaining of true knowledge and full under­ women and here right now, but if you will standing. dominate. No her species into twos. wait for the beep and then leave Batchelder A person can only develop an awareness of context, the appreciation of the “tips” for your message she will get back to synoptic whole or an interdisciplinary mix of curricula, and the realization that them. They are determined to get The study’s cover letter was you.” no one person is master of truth and knowledge, from a willingness to leave to the bottom of every iceberg. written over the signature of what is comfortable and easy behind. The openness to leave false beliefs behind Male candidates are still while searching for and accepting more enlightened ones should be the result Driving to and from school I President Lubbers. It says: “The of your educational journey. cruise the radio. More and more [Women’s Climate] study is the being interviewed, but I stand here able to see things in such a way because of the dedication of DJ’s are women who are just as most comprehensive one which they face an some of Grand Valley’s true philosopher-teachers, of whom Plato would be obnoxious with their chatter about any institution of higher education additional test. They most proud: Carl Kobemik, Lawrence Beery, Carolyn Miller, Robert Mayberry, “less talk and more music” as the has conducted.” There is no girl­ William Baum, Margaret Proctor and countless others who try as best they can men they have replaced. Listening ish reticence here. This sounds must hurdle the new to lead students such as me out of ignorance and into the light. to these female DJs, Henry like “unsilenced” women getting science complex in a Higgins of “My Fair Lady” fame to the bottom of an iceberg. single bound. well might lament, “Why can’t The study calls for “a sup­ women be less like men?” portive campus climate for At the sound of the beep, 1 The 1994-95 academic year women.” This means, in part, hung up. Then I pondered what it was designated “The Year of the “hire women.” Male candidates means to be male in a women’s Women.” The centerpiece of this are still being interviewed, but climate. It is worse than global commitment is a meteorological they face an additional test. They warming. There is a reverse spin report with the aspirated (lots of must hurdle the new science com­ to the old joke about royalty and “s” sounds) title: “Women’s plex in a single bound. When spheres. “Balls,” says the king. “If Climate Study.” President Lubbers retires and is I didn’t have two I could be a In this study, the survey sci­ replaced by a woman, an “old girl Queen.” Guest Editorial The dangers of giving out your social security numbe All resident assistants, multi-multi­ misused. 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What started as a gentle as you can get), but it applies to with anyone liking anything (even new president or that new spouse? There’s a flood coming. An drizzle of fresh rain with Steve all forms of art as well. And in Jim Carrey); but I do have a prob­ The choices may seem miles old-style disaster of biblical pro­ Martin (as the Jerk) has become case anyone thinks that I’m just lem with them not being able to apart, but the mechanism for mak­ portions. Not an uncomfortable drenching of imagining this artistic decline, express why they like or dislike it. ing them is one and the same: the of water or Pauly Shore and finally a torren­ rent Stanley Kubricks’ “2001: A I often hear that we should mind. tears or any­ tial downpour named Jim Carrey. Space Odyssey”—among the judge movies on their own merit, Those who liken the mind to thing like This article, extended most profound and beautiful films but I disagree; if we did that, then a muscle, stressing the need for that; this is a metaphors aside, is about stan­ ever crafted— and ask yourself: everything would be “great.” I constant exercise and a good diet, deluge of dards of criticism, or the lack of “Could this film be successfully wouldn’t go into “Dumb and are not far from the truth. crap — of them, in the public today. It made and shown today?” Dumber” expecting it to be as Consider the good diet to be the such low specifically focuses on movies, When I see movies with my good as “Citizen Kane,” but I art of merit and the exercise to be Peterson standards of the most public of art forms (with friends, they usually end up liking would expect it to be as good as the critical faculty of judgment ‘The Jerk.” separating the good stuff from the Well, it’s comedy, and that’s bad. supposed to be stupid, isn’t it? Is I like to analyze films and my Leftovers it? Ever heard of Groucho Marx? reactions to them. What was it try­ Bill Cosby? George Carlin? ing to achieve and how well did it Steven Wright? Bill Murray? really do? My friends often don't Even that Martin guy I mentioned understand why I pick movies earlier? apart like this, especially ones I It is about time that we set enjoy. 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I Thursday, April 20, 1995 THE LANTHORN • 9 I3ecausg l said so... 1 Letters to the Editor —------The freedom of a liberal education , • Michelle Disler Editor, tion will do for you?” senior Amy University itself, has fundamental Tetzlaf said, “it challenged me to problems. What can you get for $33.95? At first I was mad. Why create my own whys about the Making students take general would a university newspaper world.” education classes is not enough. Recently I was approached four dresses at K-Mart, two car­ print something mocking liberal Those courses need more focus by a staff photographer who was tons of BASICS (or three if education? How does that reflect Growing into a mature on the meaning and purpose of drooling with excitement over you’re in Indiana), 339 gumballs on Grand Valley, an institution human being, on the liberal learning. Important con­ what with $.05 left over, 136 guitar respected for its commitment to other hand, requires an nections between the various dis­ appeared to picks, three-and-two-thirds Adam liberal learning? ciplines exist. Professors need to be a piece of Sandler tickets, 2.879 12-packs I’d be the last to deny that understanding of where emphasize these connections, glass. of Labatt’s Blue at Casey’s for liberal learning often causes one is in the world and thereby unveiling the option of “Check this $11.79 a pack, 3600 pieces of headaches. General education of the diversity of liberal education. out,” he said, Bazooka Joe gum (just think - classes too often degenerate into Hopefully, as a result of practically that includes the comics AND a long stream of classroom hours possible human April 6th’s “Man on the Street” ______falling over your fortune!), Roger’s look-like that are completely unconnected experiences. It requires section, there will be a greater D isler himself with Willy Nelson guitar (with $30 left with major studies and career awareness of the problem and over,) 35 cups of coffee at Big happiness. “See this new loupe I preparation. That, however, is far the kind of “examined serious discussions of possible just bought? It’s for examining Boy in Standale, 16.975 single from claiming they will do “noth­ life” that liberal solutions. If that happens, slides and stuff,” he giggled. raspberry cappuccinos or 67.9 ing” for you. education is. *I Kathleen Beatty’s decision to Gee. Like GVSU needs rounds of pool at Afterwards “Freedom” is an ideal that is print the section will have made a (that’d be one hell of a streak - another rabid photo student on revered by probably everyone. This process is commonly contribution to our university. It - winning or los- the loose. . The desire to make one’s own associated with the “transforma­ will have gotten a reaction, and But what Remember, $33.95 is not ing), Lords of decisions about their life course is tion into a fully human individ­ that was her goal. Still, it seems the hell, I’m an amount to be spent in Acid, Pulp Fiction perhaps the closest thing there is ual.” A famous example: an acorn the discussion could have been game. Feigning recJdess abandon. Soundtrack, to “human nature.” John Dewey, (with proper amounts of water initiated in a more constructive enough gas to get interest, I ven­ when discussing the purpose of and sun) will naturally grow in a way. Presenting only the mocking So in the event of to KZoo, a charter tured to ask him education, points out that “a per­ mature oak tree. Growing into a response of “Man on the street” indecision, don't membership to the how much it son is also a slave who is mature human being, on the other probably detracts more than it hesitate to use this as a Nice Person’s cost, thinking enslaved to his own blind hand, requires an understanding contributes to the discussion. Club, Donselar about $10 — reference tool. desires.” To be free to choose of where one is in the world and the groundhog, a tops. ______among options means little if the of the diversity of possible human Noel Boyle GVSU diploma, DWEE (no, I But when he revealed the options aren’t understood. experiences. It requires the kind Student didn’t forget the b), and last but price of his optical enhancing True freedom resides in an of “examined life” that liberal certainly not least, a position at device to the tune of $33.95, I awareness of the options at hand education is. ***Editors note: The Lanthorn’s couldn’t help but think of all the The Lanthorn with option of and an informed decision as to Person on the Street is designed to pro­ I have talked to a couple of voke discussion of campus or societal more productive ways that much renewal. which is best. A liberal education, students who have answered the issues and only that. The Lanthorn money could be spent. Remember, $33.95 is not an largely through things like gener­ question, “What do you think always urges students and other mem­ Like adding hotdogs to mac amount to be spent in wild, reck­ al education courses, provides your liberal education will do for bers of the campus community to delve further into those issues, as many of its and cheese, for instance? less abandon. So in the event of such an awareness. These courses you?” They are the dedicated To prevent such gross misap­ indecision, don’t hesitate to use provide context for the others. A staff members do, by putting your students who take their education thoughts into writing and sharing it with propriations of funds in the this as a reference tool. broad view of the extent of seriously. Like too many college the university as a Letter to the Editor. future, I took the liberty to seek And just in time for book human understanding should students, they simply do not Person on the Street is, at best, an unsci­ out a few alternatives. buy-back too. Don’t spend it all (and can) enhance areas of spe­ entific poll, and The Lanthorn recog­ understand that liberal education nizes that For $33.95, you could: buy in one place.______cialization, not get in the way. In is an option. This already indi­ response to the question, “What cates that the program, and there­ We have a right to bitch! do you think your liberal educa­ fore Grand Valley State Editor, woman. You would be offended by professors who call on men Mr. Ogne and Mr. twice as often as women and who Memorial for deceased students denied Monaghan, it is understandable put more stock in men's answers. Editor, me. These students feel passion­ individuals that we will never that you were offended by the You would be offended by every ately about the loss of life left know or study with, yet the sen­ poster you saw on the walls of ad on TV and in magazines, This is my final act as a unacknowledged for too long. ate won’t allocate $300 from their Kirkhof, which stated “Dead men because in them, the female body Grand Valley student. For the I brought the signatures to excess budget for a tree to don’t rape.” But, as men, it is is used to sell products. You past few weeks, I have been the student senate, just as remember our dead peers. probably one of the few things would be offended by pornogra­ actively petitioning fellow stu­ President Todd Green instructed, 1 hope that the new senate you are likely to be offended by in phy, which portrays women as dents and the student senate in the only to be told that my efforts will consider the loss of student this society. sex objects. You would be offend- hope that a memorial tree and were futile since the senate did life a legitimate issue for discus­ sion and action. We cannot forget Think of yourself as a Please see RIGHT, p. 10 plaque would be dedicated in not believe this cause was appro­ memory of those students who priate for spending Student Life those who came before us and left DANGERS, from p. 7 ------have died while attending Grand funds. before their time. take advantage of their access to for a desk receptionist to do Valley. Why? Because the students this information. his/her job. Only the names, the In less than two hours I are dead? Jennifer Henneman But don’t give up hope. phone numbers, and perhaps the received nearly two hundred sig­ It seems a shame that bell student It is possible to change your addresses of on-campus students natures from students just like towers and ponds are dedicated to student ID number to a different should be held at the reception number of your choosing (as long desks. All other information as no one else currently enrolled should be kept in the hall direc­ Greek Week Top Ten list in poor taste tor’s office, where the RA’s, at GVSU has that student ID num­ Dear Editor: Not to mention all the service pneumonia! The celebrations ber). You can also change your MA’s, and hall directors alone hours that we do. Many people were done in such a positive PIN number from your birth date have access. It really bothers me to see an benefit from our hard work. manner and didn't hurt anyone. The university takes an to another number. To do so, see article such as ‘Top Ten Things Yes, Greeks party and drink. As a matter of fact, alcohol-free approach of trust rather than mis­ a representative at the records and About GVSU’s Greek Week” in So do many non-Greeks. educational events were part of registration department in the new trust. While this is admirable and The Lanthorn. It’s no big secret Actually, any generalizations the programming. Most of us idealistic, it is not realistic, and I Student Services Building. that The Lanthorn is anti-Greek, you may make about us are just took a sobriety pledge on feel that it is important that stu­ I personally have a problem but I decided that it’s about time that: generalizations. Thursday. dents be informed and be able to with the information being kept in to ask my burning question: Why not report stories that I must ask: What have the residence halls. I have been a protect themselves and their pri­ Why? pertain to specific instances of Greeks done that could possibly vacy. desk receptionist for two years Out of all the wrongs in this good or bad that we do instead of excuse the animosity conveyed I would encourage anyone and am currently employed at world that need attention, you perpetuating stereotypes that by your publication? I understand who is concerned with the issue of Copeland Hall. Each year, my focus your energy on attacking we’ve all heard since Animal personal grudges, but how can privacy of information on campus boss has made it very clear that Greek life. We contribute large House? In the past you’ve pro­ you allow such unprofessional to change your student ID number the only information that desk sums of money to Canine duced quality stories about Greek journalism? and PIN number. And be sure to receptionists are allowed to give Companions for Independence, life, both for and against it. Why make your concerns known to out is phone numbers. However, the Arthritis Research ruin both our reputations now? Sincerely yours, we have all other information Administration, Housing, and Foundation, Children’s Law What is so wrong about Matthew J. Variell Records and Registration. about on-campus students sitting Center of Grand Rapids, March seven days of celebrating Greek student right there in front of us. Concemgrams can also be made of Dimes and the American Heart life? It was such a disappointment My concern is that having out to the student senate. Association—just to name a few. for me to miss this time due to this information is not necessary Thursday, April 20, 1 995 TT Letters to the Editor Rape editorial disputed RIGHT, from p. 9 ------posters were not censored in any way. “Unsilencing Women,” you would cally altered their bodies. You would This is to be admired, because understand why the poster you found Editor, men do that I can not do—bench press 200 lbs, run the fifty in 8.5 seconds flat. be offended by most men in general, women are censored too often. It is so offensive is so necessary to In April 6, 1995, Jennifer Vanse Also, men will never have the experi­ who put infinite emphasis on a time you know that women have a women’s self expression. had an [editorial] in The Lanthorn ence of child birth or breast feeding woman’s looks and very little on her right to be angry and a right to voice Gentlemen, you have a right to regarding rape. I am truly offended by (which I believe is sad—it’s a truly won­ thoughts. our anger and disgust at the treatment . make your objections known. But so this [editorial]. derful experience). At the Festival of Women, Dr. we receive. does every woman who has ever been Her feminist attitude is demoraliz­ Gender equality has gone too far, Jean Blanchard, professor of sociolo­ Mr. Ogne and Mr. Monaghan, it raped, tacatcn, silenced and/or violat­ ing to all women. To suggest that we are and it’s time to stop. Obviously, the [edi­ torial] was not intended to be about rape gy and women’s studies, commented is too bad that this angry poster is all ed in any other way. equal is impossible. Men and women are different. There are no two if and or but just an arena to spout your nazi-fem- on the poster that offended you. She you got out of the Festival of Women. buts about it, and to suggest that we are inist views. To say that being intoxicat­ said that students were asked to make If you had attended any of the ses­ Jane McNabb equal is ignorant. I am female, and I ed is justification for rape, or to say that posters showing their feelings. These sions, especially the one entitled student know that there are some things that “Women aren’t strong enough to say no and withstand verbal or emotional pres­ sure” (I’m 5’ 10" and am quite fiery, both verbally and physically, yet it did­ n’t stop me from being raped) is preju­ dicial. You should check the law books on this. A man is breaking the law by using his size or strength to intimidate a woman. It’s criminal sexual conduct in the fourth degree; a misdemeanor. Why is this? Because men arc stronger physically. It has nothing to do with intelligence. The 180 IQ woman can not do batde with the 6’2” 220 lb man, now can she? Your article is uned­ ucated, biased and predictable. Stand up for your rights. Gender equality can’t happen because gender- wise we are not equal. Sorry. I don’t want a job because I wear a bra and nylons. I want it because I’m the best qualified applicant. When will this mad­ ness stop?

Meg Mullendirc student Response to 'Rape editorial disputed' When I first read Ms. Mullcndirc s criticism of my rape editorial and her opinion that I had used the editorial to spout my "Nazi-feminist views" I was shocked. I had never before had my W hoever Said writing so completely misunderstood or misinterpreted. I challenge Ms. Mullendirc to reread what I wrote April 6 and com­ the best things in life are free pare her accusations to what I actually wrote. Some of her allegations, espe­ cially the ones concerning alcohol and probably had a trust fund. women not being strong enough to say “no," make me wonder if she actually read the editorial in its entirety. She emphasizes in her letter that women can never be equal to men because of differences such as physical strength. However, in my editorial. I recognized those differences and said “non-physically speaking, we are returning women to their former role a^ the weaker sex.” The purpose of my editorial was to promote that the term “rape" should not be tossed around so carelessly to describe any negative sexual experi ence. Rape is real, and w hen women art raped it is a crime and an outrage We should not take away from the sigmli cance of that crime by calling anything and everything rape.

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Ten Rejected Subjects for The Lanthorn Top Ten Lists 10. Top Ten Reasons Why Men Suck.

9. Top Ten Numbers Between 1 and 10.

8. President Lubbers’ Top Ten Breakfast Choices.

7. Top Ten Reasons The Lanthorn Hasn’t Had Any Reporters Win a Pulitzer.

6. Top Ten Ways to Get Your Name into a Lanthorn Top Ten List.

5. Top Ten Things To Do In Allendale. (We only found one, and Casey’s is closed on Sundays.)

4. Top Ten Pick-up Lines Used Thursday Nights at Aftershock.

Dr. Agnes Barn, professor of criminal justice and faculty advisor for the gay/ lesbian and bisexual support group 3. Top Ten Responses To Those Pickup Lines. (We didn’t feel addresses hate crimes at the "Liberation Celebration ” last Monday. Photo by Gretchen Prutzman. like writing, “Go away!” ten times. Repetitive, you know.) Gays, lesbians speak out with 2. Top Ten “The most disgusting thing that ever happened to me was...” Anecdotes. 'Liberation Celebration' 1. This list. (!) Grand Rapids Network, discussed there are in health fields, the mil­ and setbacks of the gay and les­ sion of the Hawaii Supreme Court By Richard Damstra some of her life experiences as a itary, education and other fields,” bian movement. to strike down a law prohibiting Staff Writer lesbian. Her sexuality has unfor­ she said. “We have hidden our­ Among the advances, she same-sex marriages, the attempt tunately closed some doors to her. selves so well that we’ve con­ noted the presence of an openly by President Bill Clinton to lift Last Monday evening, the “I wanted to be a profession­ vinced people we aren’t there.” gay member of Congress as well the ban on gays in the military, Cook-DeWitt auditorium was al soldier, but being lesbian is not “One day, Steelcase and as the fact that several cities the growing number of responsi­ filled with students, staff and fac­ one of the skills desired by the Amway will have lesbian execu­ across the country have lesbian or ble portrayals of gays and les­ ulty interested in learning more military.______tives to represent the many les­ gay leaders. bians in the media, and the bian employees,” Bangheart growth of support groups on col­ about issues surrounding gay, les­ “There are 25 million bian and bisexual persons. “Grand Rapids is so added. “Grand Rapids is so con­ lege campuses. The “Liberation Celebration” conservative it makes servative it makes the Vatican voters out there with a She also listed a number of ‘Christian ’ agenda, part was sponsored by 10% of U and the Vatican look New look New Age.” setbacks to the movement, includ­ Friends, Grand Valley’s gay, les­ “We have the Future Farmers of which is ing the work of some who claim bian, and bisexual support orga­ Age. ” of America; why not the Future compulsory to have morality on their side. nization. Lesbians of America?” she joked. heterosexuality. ” “There are 25 million voters The event featured a series of Mary Bangheart, “That would give Girl Scouts a out there with a ‘Christian’ agen­ whole new meaning.” da, part of which is compulsory speakers from different organiza­ Grand Rapids Network Dr. Agnes Baro, tions representing gay, lesbian Dr. Agnes Baro, a professor Criminal Justidce Prof. heterosexuality. Do not underesti­ and bisexual interests. “The general public is of criminal justice at Grand mate these people,” she warned. Mary Bangheart, of the unaware of how many lesbians Valley, discussed the advances Baro also praised the deci­ Please see CELEBRATION, p. 13 Mongolian B eef.... by Jack Fan

International recipies 1 lb. beef 1 Spanish onion Malaysian Chicken Curry ... By Mahendran Balakrishan 3 scallions (green onion) * mushrooms 1 tsp. minced ginger root chicken - 2 lb breast (cut into to small pieces) 1 tsp. minced fresh garlic onion - 1 (medium) finely sliced 2 tsp. vegetable oil tomatoes - 2 (medium) sliced 2 tsp. soy sauce oil - 1/2 cup Fan. 1/4 tsp. salt lemon juice - 2 teaspoons to taste- white paper (if available) curry powder - 5 teaspoons a pinch - MSG (if desired) yogurt (plain) - 3 teaspoons Hot cooked rice garlic - 1 teaspoon (powder), or clove finely chopped Balakrishan * Rice Noodles ginger - I teaspoon (powder), or root finely chopped cilantro (optional) - I bunch finely chopped * = optional cinnamon (optional) 1 stick cardamom (optional) - 3 seeds Instructions: 1. In hot oil, fry cinnamon, cardamom, and onion till onion turns to golden brown. 1. Cut mushrooms into small pieces ( if available). 2. Add curry powder, garlic, ginger and chicken and fry for two minutes. 2. Cut scallions into white portions and green portions. 3. Then add yogurt, tomatoes and lemon juice and fry for five more minutes. 3. Slice leaf portions of scallions and Spanish onion into very thin 4. Add one glass of water. slices. 5. Cover and cook on low flame till meat is tender. 4. Mince ginger root, garlic and root portion of scallion. 6. Add cilantro and salt to desired taste. 5. Heat wok or frying pan and add oil. 7. Serve delicious chicken curry with rice. 6. Stir fry beef until it’s no longer pink. 7. Remove beef with a slotted spoon. 8. Add minced scallion, ginger and garlic to wok and stir fry until ginger and garlic are fragrant but not brown. 9. Return beef to wok along with sliced scallion and Spanish onion. 10. Add soy sauce, salt, white pepper and MSG (if desired). 11. Cook, stirring constantly, until mixture is well combined. 12. Serve over rice. THE LANTHORN Thursday, April 20, 1995 WCKS and 'Rites of Spring' Gay and lesbian support groups warming up Grand Valley add to "Liberation Celebration" book the bands because we’re a to support, educate, inform and what I hear coming out of peo­ By Mary GrafT college rather than a venue,” By Richard Damstra advocate justice,” said Van ple’s mouths about my son,” Van Staff Writer Bigham said. Staff Writer Oosterhout. Oosterhout said. “So much of this In addition to 20 hours of ‘Twelve years ago, when our treatment is unfair, hurtful and You can join fellow outdoor music, there will also be food Most people don’t realize the son said he was gay, I retreated wrong. My son was born the way concert enthusiasts and witness booths and merchandise avail­ trauma involved in “coming out from everything. It took a lot of he was, and I love him.” 19 musical acts right here on able at the fest, including Rites of the closet.” soul searching, but I came out as a Jim Lucas, an ordained min- campus this weekend. Of Spring T-shirts. But can you ...... - ~ ister in the The third annual Rites Of “We’re going to have a imagine the reac­ Christian Spring concert is entirely free cajun booth there, the Little “Eventually, I began to find ways out of my tion you would Reformed and takes place on the north Mexican Cafe, vegetarian food, misery. I talked to pastors and friends who were get from your par­ Church, spoke lawn outside Mackinaw this a booth for Afterwards, WCKS ents if you told gracious and loving. I began to talk with other on behalf of Saturday and Sunday. The show hotdogs and soul food avail­ them you were AWARE, a features a variety of performers able,” Knight said. gay people about being gay, and discovered they gay? faith-based reli­ ranging from the local to the “There will also be were just normal people, not weird or sick. ” What kind of gious organiza­ national and international level. Peruvian jewelry, a Native reaction would tion. AWARE “We were fortunate to get American booth and pottery for you get from your Jim Lucas stands for “As Spiritualized to play at Grand sale,” Bigham said. church? Minister, Christian Reformed Church We ARE.” Valley,” said Pax Bigham, gen­ Camping is available at If you think Lucas spoke on eral manager of WCKS. Baldwin Oaks Campground, your parents or church would parent of a gay six years ago,” Bill his coming to terms with his “They’re from England and located four miles from campus understand, consider yourself one aie touring with Siouxsie And in case visitors need a place to Van Oosterhout said. homosexuality. of the lucky, said representatives The Banshees, so they were in stay for the weekend. The cost is Jan Van Oosterhout said she “For most of the last 22 of P-FLAG. the area,” Bigham said. $4. loves her son but is frustrated that years, I was miserable. I tried to P-FLAG, which stands for The student senate allocat­ This year’s show should be other people hate him simply change my homosexual feelings Parents and Friends of Lesbians ed $5,600 from the Student Life even more successful and gener­ because he is gay. and pleaded with God to change and Gays, participated in the Fee toward this year’s event. ate a larger turnout than last me. I was filled with anxiety and “Liberation Celebration,” spon­ “Twelve years ago, Leading members of WCKS, year’s event, Bigham said. overcome with depression," sored by 10% of U, last Monday Dano Laninga, Randy Tenbrink, “We have 54 college radio when our son said he Lucas said. at the Cook-Dewitt Center. Tim Knight and Pax Bigham, stations promoting the event in was gay, I retreated “Eventually, I began to find Bill Van Oosterhout is the have been working on putting this region,” Bigham said. from everything. It took ways out of my misery. I talked to president of the Grand Rapids the show together since mid- “Every college station in pastors and friends who were gra­ chapter of P-FLAG. He and his a lot o f soul searching, January and are excited about it. Michigan knows about it and a cious and loving. I began to talk wife Jan have a gay son. Van “Rites Of Spring actually few in Ohio, Indiana and but I came out as a with other gay people about being Oosterhout explained that though began in the mid-70’s and was Illinois as well.” parent of a gay six gay, and discovered they were just the goals of his organization are hosted by The Lam horn and “The outcome will be worth years ago. ” normal people, not weird or sick." quite simple, it is quite difficult to WSRX, the old student radio all the work we’ve put into it,” he said. achieve them due to closed-mind­ station,” Laninga said. “It died said Knight, events coordinator. Bill Van Oosterhout “I had been breathing in the edness on the topic of homosexu­ message of our society that it was out when WSRX died out.” President of P-FLAG “ It has taken a long time to ality. disgusting to be gay. It was poison “The purpose of P-FLAG is “I’m tired and angry about to my soul.” Computing N ews Two Grand Valley graduates line up jobs before graduation with Bruce Humphrey coordination." with a staff consultant. There are files? By Julie Warne “I think it’s nice to know What do I do... only a couple of consultants, and Information Technology runs Staff Writer that after four years you like they are busy, so use this as a last a graphics service for production what you chose to do and that all resort since they may not be able of slides and transparencies. If It is possible to find a job in of the hard work finally paid ...to find the local Michnet to fit you into their schedule you submit printed material or today’s ultra-competitive job off,” Tans concluded. (Merit) phone numbers so I can immediately. computer files, we can run slides market - in some cases, even Reigler, or Tracy Pries as dial in to my student e-mail or transparencies from them. before you graduate. most of her graduating class without placing a long distance ...to get help using the Transparencies are $.50 a piece, Lynnelle Tans and Tracy knew her before she married last call? Internet? and slides are about $1.50 each. Reigler, two GVSU public rela­ yedr, graduated last May with a Merit has modems located Your first option is to pick up The time it takes and other partic­ tions majors, lined up jobs before degree in public relations, but throughout Michigan. The num­ a copy of the Complete GVSU ulars depend on the information receiving their degrees. she also had a job before gradua­ ber in the Holland area is 395- Guide to the Internet. This gives you are providing for duplication, How? For tion. 7120, in you an overview of what you can so please contact Academic both Tans Muskegon “I start­ do with the Internet. If you have a Computing at 895-2038 for more and Reigler, it’s 773- ed sending specific question, you can ask a details. the answer 7518, and in resumes in lab assistant, if you want more in is hard Kalamazoo January of depth information about the ...save my Word files so I work, a little it’s 387- that year, Internet, there are dozens of books can use them wherever I go? luck and the 2070. There interviewed around. Finally, students are When you start Word at what­ experience are many during invited to sign up for the seminars ever machine you use, watch Tans provided by Humphrey others, and Spring Reigler offered by Information Word's “Welcome” screen and internships. you can get help for these by writ­ Break and started three days Technology. These are advertised check to see what version you are “I started interning last May, ing a request to infotech using later," Reigler said. at the beginning of and through­ using. Most labs are using ver­ and it progressed from there,” Pine. Just state the nearest large “My internship was with out every semester. Pick up the sion 2.0, and this is the standard said Tans, who will graduate in town that you can call locally. Or Godwin Plumbing, where I was sheets at the front desk of any lab, file format for the campus. Word April. selling plumbing and advertis­ you can call Academic when available. 6.0 can read these files, but if you “I had an internship with ing.” Computing at 895-2038. save in Word 6.0 format you can’t First Michigan Bank As graduation approached. ...put a picture or chart read them when you use Word Corporation for 10 weeks. Then ...if I have a problem using Reigler was looking for a more from my camera or a book or 2.0. When you save, you should it got extended, and I worked my student e-mail account? permanent job and had several , magazine into the computer? save to either Word 2.0 format or there 20 hours a week part-time When you pick up your offers. She chose the Delta The Manitou computer lab to ASCII or RTF format, depend­ first semester and 30 this semes­ account information, you should Faucet Company in Indianapolis. , has color scanners for IBM and ing on which are available. To do ter," said Tans. “I will start full­ also get a several page handout of Indiana. Macintosh computers. These this, instead of simply SAVEing, time May 1 st." basic directions and commands. If “I really wanted to go with j scanners can read text and draw use the SAVE AS... option, and Tans works in the communi­ you want specific questions Delta and forced a response i graphics from any printed materi­ then select one of these other for­ cations department and loves the answered, you can either ask a lab from them. I told them I had al. There are also cameras and mats under the File Format option job. assistant or write a mail message other job offers and needed an other video options. Talk to the in the lower left of the dialog box. “I do a lot of writing for the to HelpDesk. Training sessions answer,” Reigler said "1 lab assistants there for more infor­ If you save as ASCII, you will corporate newsletter and other are also offered during the first mation. received the job within a week j lose things like boldfacing and corporate publications,” she said. weeks of any semester. If all else and started working with them j centering. I write a lot of news releases, tails, call Academic Computing at ...get slides or transparen­ on May 3rd.” schedule photographs, public \2()38 and make an appointment cies created from my computer “I always wanted to work relations work and media project Please see GRADS, p. 13 , Thursday, April 20, 1995 THE LANTHORN 13

GRADS, from p. 12 —------CELEBRATION, from p. 11 — with an agency, but now that I am evaluate the product line for “It’s predictable that the vately every week for similar dis­ Rasmussen, president of 10% of U. working in the corporate world, I retailers like Builder’s Square,” more we hear the politics of hate cussions. Rasmussen noted that the wouldn’t want to work in an Reigler said. and divisiveness, the more people “We talk about what it means group has grown to about 35 agency,’’ Reigler said. Reigler said she enjoys her feel that it’s encouragement to to be gay in our society,” active members. It is dedicated to job and the variety as well. beat up and hurt gays,” she added. explained 10% of U member providing social support and “/ miss Michigan. I had “Last month I went to a home Baro discussed other set­ Heather Gardner. “Everyone is recreational opportunities for never been to Indiana builder’s show in Houston, and backs as well, including the rise in welcome; you don’t have to be gays, lesbians and bisexuals, as next week I’m going to a kitchen before. There is no hate crimes, the continually well as serving as an on-campus and bath industry show in New gay” water here and it is increasing number of gays being educational resource. Orleans," Reigler said. discharged from the military, and “There's lots of nega­ Meetings are held on really flat. I really miss Though she gets to travel the fact that younger gay men are tivism out there, but it Wednesdays from 5 to 6:30 p.m. Grand Valley. I had quite a bit, Reigler does miss the slipping back into unsafe sex hasn't been expressed to in the Cove, and everyone is wel­ home she left at Grand Valley. some great experiences habits. come. Confidentiality is main­ “I miss Michigan. I had never me personally. ” there. ” “Be sure to vote, and don’t tained. been to Indiana before. There is vote for sexual fascists,” Baro -Michelle Rasmussen “There’s lots of negativism no water here and it is really flat,” --Tracy Reigler, said. “Use the laws to protect you President, 10% of U. out there, but it hasn’t been Reigler said. “I really miss Grand GVSU Alumna from hate crimes and stalking.” expressed to me personally,” Valley. I had some great experi­ Though the “Liberation “It is important to reach Rasmussen said. “We’re very for­ “I coordinate literature, ences there." Celebration” was a big event for people in college because they are tunate that we haven’t encoun­ videos and program support and 10% of U, the group meets pri­ the future,” said Michelle tered physical violence yet.” HOLLAND INN E L H A R T • JEEP'EAGLE “A Friendly Family Atmosphere" SMC TRUCKS 822 Chicogo Drive 114 Newly Renovated Rooms • Restaurant and Lounge on Premises • Outdoor Pool • Cable TV Holland, Ml 49422 You'ii always . • Close to Area Attractions 616-592-8516 Only 2 Miles from Manufacturer's Marketplace re m e m b e r and Westshore Mall 1 -800-448-4227 KIDS 18 AND UNDER STAY FREE! your first VI6 W ^ Best Western Holland Inn 482 E. 32nd Street • Holland, MI 49423 S e t Of wheels! 1-800-428-7666 or 616-396-1424

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ir t s & Entertainment Grand Valley student is a magician with design the university.” time and working 30 hours a By Amie Million Vander Leest’s choice to week at his parents’ business, it Staff Writer combine a top hat, artist’s palette, isn’t very often that Vander Leest paintbrush and musical note into gets spare time. When the oppor­ Robert Vander Leest, a senior his logo was found to best repre­ tunity arises, he enjoys a number graphics design major at GVSU, sent this year’s theme for the ben­ of athletic activities, including recently won a cash award for a efit, “The Magic of the Arts.” biking, skiing, basketball and logo he designed for this year’s “I thought up elements and golf. He also enjoys drawing and Affair of the Arts XIV. icons on the computer that had to exploring the programs and Affair of the Arts is an annu­ do with magic,” Vander Leest games in his computer. al fund-raiser/dinner/dance done said. “I didn’t expect to win, but Once he makes his way into to benefit the Muskegon Museum of course I was hoping I would. the graphic design work force, of Art and the West Shore It’s great that something like that Vander Leest would like to stay in Symphony Orchestra. happened.” the metropolitan Grand Rapids The designing of the logo Vander Leest submitted two area where he has lived all of his was a project assigned by GVSU other logos, but he felt that the life with his parents, two younger art professor Roz Muskovitz to judges chose the one they did sisters and older brother. He her graphic design students. because it was “simple and would also like to continue with Muskovitz was approached about straightforward.” The logo will the fine arts aspect of designing the project by Mary Last, a com­ appear on all memorabilia involv­ on the side, as GVSU’s puter science instructor at GVSU ing Affairs of the Arts publica­ Intermediate Drawing class has who serves on the publicity com­ tions, including invitations, helped him discover. mittee for the Affair of the Arts. posters and pins. “I haven’t done much paint­ “It’s great when the commu­ After going to school part- ing, but I have always liked draw­ nity can use the resources of the time for a few years to finish gen­ Robert VanderLeest’s winning design. ing,” he said. “If I’m having a bad university,” Last said. “Not only eral education requirements and day, it helps just to draw—it helps is it a real-world assignment and to explore possible majors, design major. teach us what we will need in the me relax. Sometimes my draw­ looks great on student’s resumes, Vander Leest decided to pursue “They (the professors) are real world. They understand what ings are even better when I’m in but it gives people an idea of the full-time schooling at GVSU last realistic here,” he said. “They we need to know.” that mood." good things that are happening at year when he declared a graphics give realistic assignments and Between going to school full The Laker: faithful mascot or voyeur? Literary Notes: With Amie Million Staff Writer Black Cocktail Just when everyone was for­ Despite its brevity, this getting about the penis-shaped By Dexter Peterson book has all the trademarks of a Laker emblem, someone followed Staff Columnist Carroll story: a normal life the telescope of the Laker statue thrown into chaos; bizarre, that stands outside the field house “Death has various courses semi-magical events, the ques­ straight into the second floor of on its menu besides the old tion of human evil and good­ the girls’ side of Copeland. solid-line stop of brain waves, ness; lots of entertaining and There are a variety of factors or the heart’s reliable thump. insightful stories and a truly sur­ to consider here: In fact it prising ending. 1. Which came first, the A L w a s In Carroll’s world, Life Laker or Copeland? The ladies of Michael speaks to Man through events Copeland agreed that Copeland A- ^ who said and signs, but the language is so came first. “Weren’t these things \ c y death was incredibly abstract that it is originally built to be prisons or r like a bar­ almost hopeless to figure it out. something?” asked Copeland res­ & tender who Many times, his characters do ident Stacey Stewart. Anyone i can whip up not until it is too late. But you who has lived in a dorm can veri­ Peterson any number do care for them as they learn fy that. of exotic drinks besides the stan­ the significance of finding a sea- Since we have informally dard beer-and-a-shot or double shell in their pants, how to tick­ confirmed the fact that Copeland vodka.” le the dead, and the real reason came first, we come to 2: Was Once more, we return to the why people have exactly five the Laker positioned that way on wild, wonderful mind of Mr. fingers and toes. purpose, or is it coincidence? Jonathan ■ — - ■■■ — ■ ■ - - — — I started Responses from the Copeland Carroll Despite its brevity, this and fin­ women varied from “Some with Black ished this @*#A! probably put it there as a Cocktail, a book has all the trade­ small big joke" to “it’s probably just novella of marks of a Carroll killing (as coincidence...right?” I’ll leave about 80 story: a normal life Alan that conclusion up to you. pages, Moore 3. Who in the hell would though it thrown into chaos, might call notice such a thing? How can it) while The Laker himself, pointing the way for maturing freshman guys.. feels like bizarre, semi-magical anyone be so bored that they have doing my Photo illustration by Dan Irving. twice that. events, the question of nothing better to do than to follow This laundry, yet direction. I’m sure that you see For the stalking psychos out the visionary field of a stone tele­ book is no human evil and there are there, maybe some crazy lady was scope? “An everyday person why he would be rejected, but he exception goodness, lots of enough could have explained it in his set out to watch every woman’s looking at the statue would not to the tie- characters, room to make sure her man didn’t entertaining and notice that,” said Sarah Landin. deep, heart-felt love letter to her: ins with plot twists, enter any of them. And since she 4. However, if this person Carroll’s insightful stories, and a and insight­ Whatever the story of was crazy, she thought that if she were trapped here on campus dur­ other truly surprising ending. ful diver­ positioned the statue in that direc­ ing a weekend, it is understand­ the Looking Laker, the works; told sions that 1 tion, then her granite pal would able how they couldn’t find any­ from the point of view of still got the benefit of an entire fact is that someone is keep the lookout while she slept thing better to do. “It is very Ingram York (the brother of story from it. Perhaps he should and ate. Yeah, anyway.... strange,” said a laughing Dena being peered at by a Maris York, a character from try this shorter format more Whatever the story of the Marrison. "But I guess it would Sleeping In Flame, the first often. man made of stone, Looking Laker, the fact is that have to look into something.” Carroll book I read), the story The book contains black dressed in goulashes. someone is being peered at by a For the romantics out there, deals with his mysterious rela­ and white illustrations by Dave man made of stone, dressed in this situation could easily be tionship with Michael Billa and McKean of Sandman fame, but goulashes. turned into a love story. Maybe a “If I can’t have the privilege of all the strangeness he imports his collage cover is a much bet­ And you thought the corrup­ man was declaring his love for a watching the grace of your beauty into his life. ter work of art. tion was over. woman who lived in Copeland always, at least something can.” and positioned the statue in her OK...maybe not. 16 * THE LANTHORN Thursday, April 20, 1995

FIRST PLACE P h o t o Lines of Fate SHORT STORY In the early morning frost, It were a rippling pool, as If back, while other trails branch the old farm house leans somehow she could smooth off like veins in a leaf. At this propped against the rising out the distortions. As we pass time of the year, forts and & sun—deserted, desolate. As through the kitchen, the nests are abandoned. The yard grandma and I drive up, I laughter of holidays and family and fields are bare. The woods sense the house has shifted a reunions ring through our are now thinned of possibili­ bit, bent forward now, Its heads. On our way out the ties. doors wide open to the wind. back door, her slow silent shuf­ I can’t help but wonder Its black Windows stare at us fles seem to scream for direc­ how grandma feels. Does she Writing from a vacant skull. tion. I know grandma is afraid. feel the aches of the house In We enter the front room Where is this taking her? Is her bones? What a waste of a and there Is no room; only there a purpose in her exis­ house. The loss of the home falling walls, faded whispers, a tence now? I gently take her tears through my thoughts; c o n t e s t vault of emptiness. Grandma arm In reassurance as w e walk my mind is filled with an walks Into what used to be her out to the backyard. We come avalanche of yesterdays. Her and grandpa’s bedroom. She to where the main path ends. eyes, dry as Sahara sands, con­ stoDs in front of a mirror, look­ It now turns Into well-worn tinue to stare. She doesn’t w in n e rs ing long at her face as though paths going to the fields out- turn, doesn’t give a sigh. She has a faraway look In her eyes. Is she dreaming of what lies beyond the mountains, beyond the skies, or Is she sift­ College Life: ing through memories? I can see that the house of her soul has worn thin. She still knows youth’s terror of being lost. Her hands are well worn, A Few Things To Know a constant reminder of passing years. Reaching out to me, she grasps my hands tightly. I feel their warmth and the warmth of her mother’s mother’s hands. Together w e get into the car. Quietly we head back home. The road home for her is almost at an end. Is this life's KNOW wH'ch Journey ending or Is it just a bookstore. W'H buy b*ck yflUr mere pause between two points? Hfed fexHooks -for tnort thin ZS4 tich. Later that night, in her room next to mine, I put her into bed. With grandma's hand In my hand, I feel a peace I have not felt from her in a long time. As she drifts off, drinking in the blackness, I feel her slipping away. To me, she and grandpa are not gone— only in the next KNOW*’ W^icK 30- »r» muter-or- room. I will speak to them as I eilways have, laugh as we have pizia piece altvay; fqk«5 exactly Ji minutes. always laughed together, cry as we always have cried together. As my hand let go of hers, I pray she will find a new beginning on a bright spring day.

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mances. The senior standout long jump with a 16-7. By Joe Schaefer scored a pair of second-place fin­ Randolph, Beschoner and at Oakland University Staff Writer ishes in the 800-meter run (2:21) Wagner joined freshman Dawn earned run. Bell also doubled in and in the 1500 (4:52.7). Collins in the 4 x 100 relay (51.2). By Daniel Carpenter the fourth, driving in the first As the Great Lakes Jabs joined senior Kelly Their second-place finish was Staff Writer Laker run. Intercollegiate Athletic their best performance of the sea­ In the second game Conference outdoor champi­ “Those athletes who son. In order to win at baseball, Saturday, GVSU took a 4-2 lead onship meet approaches, some Junior Kristie Dodge took you have to score runs. If you into the bottom of the fifth, but members of the Grand Valley have worked hard third-place in the shot put (38-7) want to score runs, you need to Oakland came up with five track teams are saving their best all year are starting and tossed another third-place in produce some hits. more unearned runs in that performances for the end of the to peak and bring the discus (127-7). Freshman Grand Valley’s baseball frame and held off the Lakers 8- season. Anne Zimmerman threw a sea­ team only managed 14 hits in 5. The Lady Lakers scored 96 (their performance son’s best 115 feet in the discus its four-game series at Oakland Kris Antcliff (3-1) started points at the Alma College level) up. I don’t for fourth place. this weekend, and they came and took the loss. Left fielder Invitational, placing them third. “As a team, it was a really away with a 1-3 record. DeAndre Jamison homered and The Laker men scored 52 for look for them to fal­ strong Finish for the women. The Lakers fell to 3-9 in drove in three Laker runs. sixth place. Conference rival ter; their discipline There were only 15 women cov­ the GLIAC and have a 9-17 Plank’s no-hitter in Saginaw Valley took both ends of is strong. ” ering 96 points,” Rowe said. overall record. Sunday's first game gave the the meet. The Cardinal women The men also had some solid Sunday, Oakland pitcher Lakers their third straight loss, scored 155 points, and the men performances, according to Jeff Plank no-hit the Lakers for 2-0. Chad Hinkley (0-5) was the scored 200. Pete Rowe Rowe. Junior Eric Allen led the the first time in eight years. In tough-luck loser, allowing only According to head coach Track coach way with three performance 1987, University of Michigan one earned run. Pete Rowe, Grand Valley athletes objectives. pitchers Jim Abbott and Mike The Laker Nine did man­ collected over 15 performance Beschoner and juniors Vicki Allen took third place in the Ignasiak (both who have age to avoid a sweep by pulling objectives (POs) in the meet. Vansteinvoom and Sandy Wagner 800 with a 1:58.1 finish. He pitched in the majors) threw a out a 3-2 win in the finale. “Those athletes who have in the second place 4 x 400 relay added sixth place in the 1500 combined no-hitter vs. GVSU. Mike Bell’s two-run homer in worked hard all year are starting (4:07). Beschoner added another (4:06) and anchored the third- The Lakers were swept the top of the third put the to peak and bring (their perfor­ second in the 400 hurdles with a place 4 x 800 (8:19), running with Saturday by Oakland, losing 5- Lakers on top for good. mance level) up," Rowe said. “I season’s best 66.6 seconds. sophomore Jason Powell, senior 2 and 8-5. In the first game, Jeremy Diedrich (1-3) don’t look for them to falter; their Senior Kerry Randolph col­ Josh Reynolds and junior Kevin five Laker errors led to four picked up his first win of the descipline is strong.” lected the women’s only victory Elliot. unearned runs for the Pioneers. season, allowing two runs in Middle distance runner of the day with a season’s best 35- Allen also teamed with Mike Bell (2-3) pitched five plus innings. Ron Meyer Wendi Jabs continued to improve, 4 leap in the triple jump. senior Brian Headley, freshman well in the loss, allowing only came on for his fourth save with three season’s best perfor­ Randolph also took second in the Please see TRACK, p. 21 six hits, no walks and only one Please see NINE, p. 20 Grand Valley swimmers teach water safety to students Allendale,” Newsome said. By Daniel Carpenter Newsome said the program is Staff Writer six sessions long, with each ses­ sion focusing on a new water Fourth graders at Allendale safety skill. schools can now feel safe about Some of the skills taught going back into the water, thanks include life-jacket use, mouth-to- to Grand Valley Aquatics. mouth resuscitation, boating safe­ Dewey Newsome, Laker ty and basic reaching and throw­ swimming coach, along with the ing assists. varsity swim ______Other unique sit­ team and mem- “The university is uations such as bers falling through water 0fSaflty giving something back ice" and fishing instruction to the community by accidents are class, have been addressed. teaching area making children safer This year’s youngsters around aquatic grouP had about basic water „ 120 children, safety. facilities. which, according “The uni­ to Newsome, is versity is giving _ nearly double the norma, something back Dewey Newsome to the commu­ G V swimming coach Newsome thinks nity by making |hat (he varsity children safer around aquatic swimmers who participate in this Grand Valley students aid in the water safety classes for fourth graders. The classes take place in the Fieldhouse facilities,” Newsome said. program benefit from teaching pool on Wednesdays at I p.m. Photo by J e ff KiesseL This program was taken from others. Grand Rapids Public Schools, “It helps to reinforce their NINE, from p.19 ------where every fourth grader was own techniques,” Newsome said. The Lakers travel to will play Calvin College Next Sunday’s games with required to learn aquatic safety, GVSU also has programs for Hillsdale this weekend for a Wednesday afternoon and Northwood (April 30) will be according to Newsome. pre-schoolers and teaches seventh four-game series with the Aquinas on Thursday, and we played at Old Kent Park, home “We adapted that program for graders to be water safety instruc­ Chargers. will host Northwood in a four of the West Michigan all the fourth graders in tors. Next week, Grand Valley game series over the weekend. Whitecaps, beginning at 1 p.m.

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