m | MEMORIAL LIBRAE e ^Btbeze Vol. UV Wednesday, July 27, lt77 James Madison University, Harrlsonburg, Va. No. 7 Nursing appeal to be decided in September It will be at least another Also, Carrier said, JMU operating a diploma program, area to attempt to secure is that Rockingham would be month before James Madison met all the stipulations made he-said, there is a shortage of scholarships for JMU students University will know if it can when the program was used to house the proposed nurses in the area. and get them into other School of Communcations and have a nursing program, originally approved. In the event the nursing nursing schools in the state. according to officials of the Fine Arts. Such stipulations included . program is approved, the Later, they would return to The school is in the plan- State Council of Higher employing a chairman for the earliest date it could be work in the area. Education (SCHEV). ning stage, which, Stanton department of nursing and started is September, 1978, This would provide a public said, usually occurs two to An earlier rejection of the phasing down and finally according to Dr. John Mundy, serivce for area hospitals nursing program was ap- three years before the discontinuing the diploma director of administrative who are having trouble proposal is actually executed. pealed to the council by JMU program at Rockingham affairs. recruiting nurses, Mundy President Ronald Carrier July However, he added, the time Memorial Hospital If the program is rejected, said. can be "collapsed" under 19; however, the state council as is expected, the role of Dr. If the nursing program is certain conditions. does not vote on appeals until Now, without a nursing Anna Gallagher, chairman of again rejected, the space in the following meeting, ac- program at JMU, there is no Other programs are also the department of nursing will Rockingham Hall planned for competing for the space, cording to a SCHEV nursing program in the area, "probably have to be changed its use would be available for Carrier said, adding that Stanton said, and nothing spokesman. The council is not somewhat," Mundy said. other use. definite can be said about this scheduled to meet again until RMH's last class graduated in Gallagher would work One possibility, accordiing February. or any other proposal, as the September, the spokesman closely with pre-nursing to Dr. Thomas Stanton.vice fate of the nursing program said. Because RMH is no longer students and hospitals in the president of academic affairs, The proposed bac- has not been decided. calaureate degree in nursing was rejected in March, after a "Health Manpower Study of Registered Nurses" found there was an adequate supply of nurses in Virginia. The study was made by a SCHEV staff member. However, there is a shortage of nurses in JMU's geographical area, Carrier said in his appeal of the SCHEV decision. Last fall, JMU conducted its own feasibility study which demonstrated that there is a need for nurses in this area. The study was conducted by sending questionnaires to hospitals, nursing homes, special facilities and physicians from Winchester to Roanoke. Those nurses who attend schools in places other than the Shenandoah Valley seldom return to the valley to JMU PRESIDENT RONALD CARRIER tries to convince the rejected the proposal, will not make a decision on the appeal until work, Carrier pointed out to State Council of Higher Education for Virginia that the University its next meeting in September. SCHEV. does, in fact, need a nursing program. The council, which earlier Photo by Tatni Richardson 'The Mousetrap9 to run four nights While the Dinner Theatre yarn that it is and because of Company has gotten all the the characters which Christie headlines this summer, across has drawn." campus in Latimer-Shaeffer Agatha Christie buffs will Theatre another company has recognize the characters of been patiently working on "TheMousetrap" from her "The Mousetrap" which other writings and those not opens Thursday for a four- familiar with Christie will find night run. them interesting, said Lyn- "The Mousetrap," a drup. murder mystery by Agatha "The Mousetrap," he said, Christie, is the most popular is the first "drawing room play in the history of British drama" which he has theatre, having played con- directed in several years and tinuously in London since 1952. found it enjoyable because of The play's action takes the small cast involved. place at Monkswell Manor, an . By doing the show in .the old English home outside summer, "cast and director London which has been have more time to delve into renovated into a guesthouse the characters and do all the by a young couple, Giles and fine polishing that can't be Molly Ralson (played by done during the more hectic Eric Kirsch and Karen regular school year," he said. Marcus). In the midst of a great In addition to Kirsch and blizzard arrive a number of Marcus, the cast includes guests, described by director Jerry Long (Christopher Allen Lyndrup as "an in- Wren), Deb Semple (Mrs. teresting collection of Boyle), Tim White (Major characters," one of whom is Metcalf), Stephanie Harper the murderer, the other the (Miss Casewell), Mike intended victim. Holliday (Paravicini), and The facts of a bizarre Bob Shaver (Det. Sgt. Trot- murder case unfold, en- ter). tangling .the people at the "The Mousetrap" will be snowbound Monkswell Manor. performed July 28-31 at 8 p.m. "The audience will find the in Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre. STRANGE VISITOR. This just goes to show a "" e«gni-wee» IMU muni a^'muvu. play quite enjoyable," Admission for James person what can happen if they don't clean out Doonesbury too stimulating and decided to predicted Lyndrup, "First Madison University students the drawers in their desk very often. Hejira. *ke » nap. PI-* by >.rb.r. Burch because of the tremendous is $1.50. Page 2, THE BREEZE, Wednesday, July 27, 1977 "MHHiiiHiiCommonwealth Commentary •«•»«•■»•'' Virginia's holy war Waters9album 'inspired9 By DWAYNE YANCEY again"—the way the blues are magazine and Mick and "If you've heard one blues supposed to be played. This is Keith's band, and inspired commences anew album you've heard 'em all," certainly one of the most Bob Dylan's "Like A Rolling is the standard review of a I inspired albums which he has Stone." ■mill iiHiiiiiiHHHi nv Dwayne Yancey""" """""""" blues release and to a large put out in some time. Most of "Hard Again" is extent it is correct. The chief reason for pure, moderate tempo blues The trumpets have sounded. The first battle cries have been After all, how much can Muddy's enthusiasm appears numbers with the rough heard. The troops and faithful have been assembled, their armor one do with a simple blues to be Johnny Winter. There is "Mannish Boy," and the of buttons already shining in the summer sun. chord progression? the suspicion that "Hard upbeat "I Want To Be Loved" In spite of the dreadful heat which has oppressed the land, both Another album by Muddy Again" is more Winter's (an old Willie Dixon tune), armies are restless and anxious to begin their crusade which, Waters, then, could be ex- album than it is Muddy's and "I Can't Be Satisfied" though prosecuted with almost religious fervor and enthusiasm, pected to be no different from The albino wonder, who (with Winter's dobro jumping will end in a swift, invisible, and speechless conclusion that any of the other umpteen started out playing Muddy from note to note) as the only renders all helpless until its result is known. recordings he has made over a Waters music in Texas bars exceptions. A holy war is commencing in Virginia. From the coal fields of stretch of time that dates back and then went off to become a Although the record con- the Great Southwest to the port cities of Tidewater, from the to before World War II. much-heralded, but oc- tains the traditional between urban sprawl of Northern Virginia to the desolate wasteland of So what if he is the greatest casionally boring, rock star, numbers shouting and talking, Southside. the evangelists will take their message. living bluesman, straight out has now returned to the blues it is not done because someone They are true believers, often the most violent and most of the Mississippi delta where that first made him famous. simply left the tape running, vicious which can be encountered in any crusade. the dirty, down-home blues Johnny Winter, as if there but is instead done to give it "Save Virginia From Henry!," cry the one side, hardly are as rich as the soil? was ever a doubt.isnow a fully that "live" feel. mentioning the virtues of their own candidate. So what if he is the man accreditied blues man. He It is a very rehearsed The opposition, equally as vociferous, sing long praises to the who a whole generation of serves as his idol's producer album, with a tight band man who has received the personal blessing of the President and rock stars, including the and adds his own brilliant whose recording would be cite the Gospel according to Henry. They^o are most silent when Rolling Stones and Jimi guitar work and difficult to duplicate live. it comes to John Dalton. Hendrix. grew uo on? "miscellaneous screaming." Perhaps there is a moral in all of thi#\Dalton's Campaign He transmits the force and manager boasts that few people dislike hisVkndidate. Left unsaid 'greatest power of his rock career to 'this is the is the inference that this is because Dalton has done relatively Muddy's album. little to excite emotions. His best drawing card is Henry Howell. Throughout the LP, Muddy In one election Howell was once asked what the issues were. living looks to Winter for support, blues album Correctly interpreting the campaign, he replied merely, "I am both musical and moral. the issue." bluesman' "Mannish Boy," a 1955 to buy' Henry Howell was the issue in 1973. The chief reason former song which the Stones played Governor Mills Godwin ran was that he was the only Virginian years' ago and again in with the name recognition to counter Henry Howell. To "save In addition to Waters and Virginia from Henry" was his campaign platform. So what if he* has Johnny Toronto this spring, opens the Winter producing this album? album and is perhaps the Winter, the band includes Now Dalton has seized upon this theme again. He has thus far strongest cut. the reknowned James Cotton skirted the issues, except for the usual "code words" in regards to After all, Muddy Waters is (harmonica), a very able the sanctity of right-to-work and collective bargaining, and just a blues guitarist isn't he? It is fierce, with a throbbing rhythm section, and carries "Pine Top" Perkins (piano), concentrated primarily on his opponent. Muddy's new LP, "Hard Bob Margolin (guitar), It is an astute move, for without it he would probably stand along Muddy's growl and Again" may be "just" pure Winter's solid guitar. It loses Charles Calmese (bass) and little chance in November. blues with the same simple Willie "Big Eyes" Smith Those who speak of a Dalton victory in the fall should be some of its blues heritage and chord patterns, but if there sounds faintly like hard rock. (drums). counselled to consult their history books. was ever a blues album to Muddy Waters has come a Howell came within a whisker of being elected governor in Muddy recognizes the debt buy, this is the one. rock owes to the blues in "The long way from the days of the 1973. Then he ran without party backing and faced a popular ex- early 1940's when he'd make Sovernor. As a former Democrat, Godwin picked up mass Blues Had A Baby and They Though now 62 years old, Named It Rock and Roll." $10 for gigs that often lasted efections from the conservative wing of the Democratic party. Muddy plays and sings with from 7 p.m. to 7 a.m. Though perhaps worn in this, his third try for the governorship, Rare is the rock group whose the same raw energy that music cannot be traced back He has come even further on paper Howetl's chances are measurably improved. His marked his music years ago from when he was thirteen emotion appeal, after his stunning upset over the well-financed to the primitive blues men He is not worn down smooth who drifted up the Mississippi years old and "blowing harp" Andrew Miller, is certainly increased, his opponent is lesser by time, exhaustion, or simply for fifty cents, a fish sand- known, and from all indications the "rainbow ticket" with River to Chicago in the early having no where else to take part of this century. wich, and a half-pint of moderate-conservative Chuck Robb for lieutenant governor and his music. moonshine. the conservative Ed Lane for attorney general is holding most of In time, these country blues Even now, imitators and the Democratic party in line. Many bluesmen his age guitarists picked up electric talentless screamers gross lose the fierceness of their instruments and the urban The campaign promises to be volatile. Already Howell and millions while Muddy's tours youth and descend into banal, blues, rhythm and blues, and are largely spent in nightclubs Dalton have clashed with the usual heated rhetoric. Dalton ac- lackluster performances of early rock and roll was born. cused Howell of being the puppet of out-of-state labor bosses, Muddy himself had a and on college campuses. Howell responded by charging Dalton with being bankrolled by inferior material. He is not a rock superstar Muddy takes a few old great influence on rock music. but he is the mentor of many Richmond bankers and utilities and that there was nothing wrong songs, and a lot of new ones, His song "Rolling Stone" with the working-man giving money to the Democrats, Dalton became the name of both the of them and "Hard Again" is • then said Howell was, in effect, lying... and plays them "hard one of his finest lessons. (Continued on Page 3) CPB Billboard ENTERTMMENT Thursday, July 28 Monday, August 1
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EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR M Barbara Burch Gary Fullerton V o / News - Tami Richardson; Editorial -Dwayne ^ Yancey; Photography - Frank Rathbun; Advertising - Brian Dunn; Adviser • Dave Wendelken ANNE BANCROFT DUSTIN HUTFMAN - KAT-HARINE ROSS ,4m.SIMON SIMON. GARFUNKEL WILSON HALL The Breeze encourages letters to the editor on topics dealing with the James Madison University campus and community. All letters must be signed, typed, and include phone and box num- 7:30 PM ber. Letters may be addressed to The Breeze, Department of Communication Arts. Letters should be no longer than 300 words Longer letters may be used as guestspots at the discretion of the editor, . toturhf, Juty 30 Letters arid other material will be edited at the discretion of the'editor. Letters, columns, reviews and guestspots reflect the I opinion of their authors and not necessarily those of The Breeze. Unsigned editorials are fie opinion of The Breeze editors. FREE with ID Complaints about T'le Breeze should be addressed to The Breeze editors Unresolvable complaints may be directed to The Breeze Publication Board and may be addressed to Dr. Donald i McConkey. head of me Department of Communication Arts. 433-6127 433-6596 GRADUATE THE BREEZE. Wednesday, July 27, 1977. Page 3 Special education gets grant
The special education preschool handicapped and department at James severe, profound and Madison University has multihandicapped children. received a $117,000 grant from The grant activities within the the Bureau of Education for four areas will be divided the Handicapped. equally between in-service The funds from the grant and pre-service program- will be used to assist the ming. department in the delivery of services to graduate students The grant award is for one in learning disabilities, year and subject to renewal emotional disturbance. for two additional years. Thompson receives award James Madison University Thompson also won a photographer Tommy plaque for the best candid Thompson has been awarded photograph and three red an Associate Fellow of ribbons and one white for Photography degree by the. other prints in the annual Virginia Professional photography competition. Photographers Association. The degree is awarded to Thompson is also in- photographers showing ex- structor of advanced ceptional ability and service photojournalism for the work in the field of Department of Com- Auto Repair Column: photography. munication Arts at JMU. Sparkplugs may require 'special tools9 By David Bowman - Director rubber sleeve inside to hold plugs can tell you a lot about In order to ensure proper leakage. The plug may have of Autoiite Technical Services and protect the spark plug how well or poorly your engine spark plug life and function Automotive Division, Fram to be tightened as much as Vfe from breakage. A \ inch is running. Brown or tan the plugs must be tightened to to \ of a turn after finger Corporation. square drive, flexhead ratchet colors are normal. A black, or the correct torque. Consult tight. When making the decision wrench and appropriate wet appearance, or lumpy the spark plug installation to change spark plugs, one of extensions are the best caked-on deposits are a sign of torque chart in the spark plug the most important items to combination to make the job trouble. Let your mechanic catalog if you are using a Great care must be used consider is whether or not you easier. It is advisable to allow give you an opinion, he has torque wrench. If you do not not to over tighten a spark should even attempt the job. the engine to cool off, before had experience "reading" have a torque wrench use the plug, if a plug is over torqued, On some engines, especially beginning, to avoid burned spark plugs- it may distort the gap setting, later models, the spark plugs fingers. Before you install the new following guide: (1) For causing it to leak, or make it may be somewhat difficult to When removing the spark plugs check and set the gap to taper seat plugs: Seat the impossible to remove at the reach. A simple rule of plug wires, grip the rubber factory specifications, bend plug finger tight and then use next change. thumb: If you can see all the boot over the spark plug, twist the curved side wire-not the the socket wrench to turn it no spark plugs, chances are you slightly to loosen and then pull more than 1-16 turn tighter, won't have much trouble the boot, not the wire, straight center one, or you may break just so the spark plug is snug. Replace each ignition wire changing them. But if all you off the spark plug. When the the ceramic tip and ruin the in the same order in which can see are the spark plug wires are out of the way, plug. If you do break the tip, (2) For gasketed plugs: The they were removed, if any of wires curling down, around taking care not to bend or throw the plug away. It could gasket must be compressed the wires or boots are and out of sight behind or stretch them unnecessarily, cause severe damage if you properly to provide a good damaged, replace them at this below manifolds, pumps, loosen the spark plugs slightly put it in your engine. seal from compression time. hoses, and ducts, beware! and then with an air hose, bike These cars may require pump, or soda straw blow any Install spark plugs by- specialized tools and know- loose dirt or rust from around starting them into the spark how. One late model requires the spark plug so it won't fall plug hole with your fingers, Virginia's holy war loosening of the engine into the engine when you not your wrench. Never use mounts so the engine can be remove the spark plug from the ratchet to start the plug, it (Continued from Page 2) lifted up enough to gain access its hole. is too easy to cross the threads A poll by several William and Mary professors (who predicted to the spark plugs on the left With the spark plugs out and damage the plug or the primary results within one per cent) showed Howell leading side of the engine. and arranged in order cylinder head. If the old spark by 13 per cent, but when the sample was restricted to only those If you decide to attempt the corresponding to the cylinder plugs had gaskets on them who definitely intended to vote, Howell's lead shrank to three per job you will need the proper from which they were make sure there is a gasket on cent. size spark plug socket wrench. removed, look for abnormal the new plug and make sure And so it begins. The great crusade to "save Virginia from This socket should have a engine conditions. Spark you use only one gasket. Henry!" VVWv^^^^^^^^^A^^^AAA'v^A^ No one would deny that Howell has perhaps done more for (some would say to) the Commonwealth in recent years than any elected official. In view of that, and considering the conservative slant of the General Assembly, with somewhat skewed logic could not one argue that in order to silence Henry it would be best to elect him Governor in order to hamstring him and keep him out of the way? «SX3C3CS3ttaOC»OOgtX3aBBM^^ THE BODY SHOP
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(AP) Most dentists said it year-show that in addition to be found in some insecticides. would prevent tooth decay. the communities that Some opponents feared it was Nevertheless, evidence of fluoridate their water, there fluoridation-caused sickness a communist plot. But despite are 2,630 communities that was tied to communism. the controversy of the 1950's have a natural fluoride level and 1960's. the fluoridation of providing the same protec- The conspiracy theory was water has spread across the tion. satirized in the 1964 Stanley country. Doctors and dentists widely Kubrick film "Dr According to The Federal accept fluoridation as the best Strangelove." In the film, a Center for Disease Control way to prevent tooth decay. general starts a nuclear war (CDC) in Atlanta, 6,795 The American Medical out of a paranoia that includes American communities have Association's drug visions of communists tam- fluoridated water-increased evaluations manual refers to pering with, in his words, "the from 5,000 in 1971. Officials of fluoride as an "essential precious bodily fluids" of the center also report the nutrient." Americans. fluoride issue is alive and There is considerable kicking in several parts of the controversy within the The fluoride issue has been country. medical profession over the such a political hot potato that Dr. William Bock, chief of value of fluoride treatment in many states have no laws to dental disease prevention at helping the body retain promote or control its use. the CDC, said some of the calcium and prevent or But even in these states, controversy is "due to ultra- alleviate bone diseases. flutfidation has found some conservatism," and some, he Reports on the bad side of friends. said, can be attributed to fluoridation came to public "misinformed public of- attention in the past two In Alabama, for example, ficials." decades at a time when there are no fluoridation laws. Some research discrediting federal scientists were But over 31 per cent of the the good that fluoridation does beginning to push for population drinks fluoridated is given great publicity, while nationwide fluoridation. water. In California, which many other studies which also has no fluoride law, the STEPPIN'. This student walks from Jackson to Harrison, The reports also came out perhaps In pursuit of University-style knowledge. refute the charges are never during a period when creeping figure is 22 per cent. circulated, Bock said. socialism was associated with . **••• by Frank Ratfibufi According to the CDC, growing governmental power, more than 105 million persons including the power to Postage rates increase in the United States live in fluoridate water. communities that have Extremely large dosages of (AP) The postal service It may be a while before fluoridated water-an increase fluoride can lead to nausea, has approved President any new postal rates go into of 6.4 per cent over the convulsions and death from Carter's proposal to hold the effect. The proposal now goes number in 1969. heart failure. Such dosages line on the cost of a first-class to the Postal Rate Com- The federal figures- would not be found in water postage stamp for individuals, mission. Commission current as the start of last supplies, although they might while hiking the rate for hearings could hold up the business. effective date of the new rates The postal service board of until next May. governors approved a "citizen rate" that would keep the business mail would go to 16 Air fare current 13 cent rate for first- cents, and some'other mail class letters. But first-class ra»es also would rise. WE'RE (AP) The Civil Aeronautics j.-uithentic enql8he Board (CAB) has approved a fare increase of seven tenths Pot growing O.K. of a per cent for domestic (AP) - The Nebraska production of marijuana in the SIMPLY airlines. legislature has approved the state's revised criminal code. The board had disapproved growing, but not the har- Advocates of the change IFIMSIPS the increase in June on the vesting, of marijuana. say marijuana grows wild in grounds that it gave the Lawmakers adopted an almost every part of the state SMASHING airlines a return on in- amendment that would and farmers unable to COLONIAL vestments beyond the limit set remove the word "growing" eradicate it could be harassed by the " out __of the definition of under the current law. FRIED CHICKEN FOR FAST SERVICE r20% - 50% DISCOUNTS MUSIC & PHONE 433-8764 SIDEWALK SALE ELECTRONIC Save on Craig Car Stereo, Jenson Speakers, JVC, Yamaha Guitars, Ibanez Electrics, SUPER SBUfflGS Fender Amps, Sunn PA. Systems. BFGoodrich I SALE , Steel Belted Radials |THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY 10-5 pm Friday Til 9:00 n .26 Pleasant Hill Rd. 434-4128 s $ per 23- 17 tire 1 Da Food Store Two Steel Belts For Mileage and Traction WERNER'S Se™ * y Radial Polyester Cord Body For Durability and Handling "The Party Package Stop" STEEL BELTED RADIALS party kegs 9/5 S. High St. party ice REG PRICt 3ALE PRICE FET
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DR. THOMAS HURT of the Physical and Health Education Monday afternoon. Hurt visits the flock every week or so. Department offers lunch to the Newman Lake ducks and geese on dumping a bag of corn in his tracks. THE BREEZE, Wednesday, July 27, 1977, Page 7 CROCK by Bill Rechln & Brant Parker Workshops There will be two tapestry weaving workshops in Harrisonburg Sept. 13-18 taught by weaver-artist Louise Pierucci of Pittsburgh. A beginning workshop Sept. 13-15 will cover tapestry weaving techniques with each student weaving a sampler. The advanced workshop, Sept. 16-18, will cover tapestry techniques used in wall hangings, three dimensional weaving, professional weaving and weaving for exhibition. Announcements Advanced registration is necessary and class sizes are Special ed. grads August grade Festival World teaching limited. The cost is $40 for one workshop, and $70 for both Attention August workshops. For further in- Graduate assistantships The Culpeper Jayceettes Many English-language are available in special graduates: Be sure your will be sponsoring their 2nd formation call Liz Kregloe, placement credentials are on oriented schools and colleges 828-2397, or write Tapestry education. Students must Annual Crafts and Country in foreign countries offer major in either emotional file with the Placement Office Music Festival Oct. 1, from 10 Workshops, 101 Round Hill before graduating. The office teaching and administrative Drive, Bridgewater, Va. 22812 disturbance or teacher of the a.m. to 6 p.m. in downtown opportunities to American preschool handicapped. The is located on the second floor Culpeper. General admission of Alumnae Hall. educators. Foreign language stipend is $2,400. Contact will be free. knowledge is seldom required CPA review course Frank Luth Jr., head of the Civic clubs, organizations, special education department. 'The Mousetrap' and some schools do not groups, or individuals who require previous teaching A review course for the James Madison University wish to set up a display or who experience or certification. certified public accountant need more information Graduating seniors are en- Driver training Theatre will present Agatha contact Juanita Whitesell at and certified managerial Christie's popular murder couraged to apply. If you are accountant examinations will mystery, "The Mousetrap," (703) 825-0277 as soon as interested, contact: Friends be conducted by the Free driver's training possible. of World Teaching, 3643 Kite July 28-31. This is the longest Craftsmen who wish to management developemnt classes are currently running show ever produced St., San Diego, Calif. 92103. center and the department of available to the public at demonstrate or display their accounting and finance at and is now in its 26th per- crafts contact Gail Fisher at James Madi.-on University. forming season in London. Bible lands tour James Madison University The course involves 12 The Mousetrap will be (703) 825-0732 or Carol August 6- October 29. hours of behind-the-wheel Mehrling at (703) 825-6336. Eastern Mennonite College The program will be performed in the air- A small fee will be charged training and is available at no conditioned Latimer-Shaeffer will sponsor its third "Bible conducted every Saturday charge to persons with a Theatre in Duke Fine Arts for the limited spaces. Lands Pilgrimage" March 21- from 8 a.m.-5 p.m. and every learner's permit. building at 8 p.m. Tickets are Those who wish to share April 6, 1978 for alumni and other Sunday from 8 a.m.-12 musical talents with the friends of EMC. noon in Chandler. For in- If interested call Drew $2.50 for adults, $2 for community contact John The tour will leave from Balog, 433-6585. * students, and $1.50 for JMU formation call Joseph Hollis, Triplett at (703) 825-9131. New York City and will in- 433-6359. students. clude visits to Amman, Jor- dan: Jerusalem, Samaria, i Nazareth, Capernaum and Listening Ear ^^—.^ your "Racquet Sports Ileadquaters" Caesarea. The tour will also visit Athens, Greece, < an- Need an anonymous cient Corinth and the Greek friend? Need someone to talk Islands and will conclude with with? Need a referral? a guided tour of Rome. For Listening Ear, our local VALLEY SPORTS more information contact "hotline" service, has a direct Larry Nolt, director of college line to the JMU campus. relations, EMC. Anyone may call to talk and be listened to any evening CENTER, inc. American between 6 p.m. and midnight. On campus dial '6444, off 107 E. Water St. Cancer Society campus dial 433-6444. 434-6580 SALE GOING ON TIL JULY 30 Tennis - Racquetball - Squash - Badminton JMU Theatre Agatha Christie's IV Wm^ Nation R'*1 uiniiiunumuiimmuiEBa \ Mon.-Sat. 8 a.m. to 1 a.m. Sun. 10 a.m. to 1 ajn._* July 28,29,30,31 60 W.-Water Stree* Latimer - Shaeffer Theatre 8 pm Featuring Madison Students $1.50 Wines and Beers RESERVATIONS: 433-6260 from Around the World f.-...*..*^^-.**.* •»»•.»*»»»-* Miumuiuun Page 8, THE BREEZE. Wednesday. July 27, 1977 By Garry Trudeau Classifieds DOONESBURY TELL HIM NO, DIM! LISTEN, NEPHEW! I'M A BUSI- TELL HIM YOU'RE JUST NESSMAN! 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Love always, Noah ELLEN: Welcome back to the States! So how was Europe? We missed ya. The Playwright. MOUSETRAPPERS: Break a leg and all that other stuff. JULIO COROLLA! JULIO COR- JHtiS LATINO, RIGHT? The Critic. v HES GOING OLLA?WHO UeU,HE5A6REED1D U*B,mOONl KWOF mo WAS TO SOLVE ALL WORKS AT HEAD UP MY APRICOT W JUST STEAL 2g£E* NEWSY: Go buy an album, THAT, DUKE? MYF/NANONG THE POOL COMPANY, THEREBY THE MONEY? ALWAYSW09£D but don't forget your car. The PRO0LEMSON HALE? QUALIFYING IT FOR ' \ ' WIHINWE manager. MY FARM! A MINORITY SMALL SYSTEM. \ FU MANCHU: It's great to see ya back. Good luck with the lady from down under. George SUPRISE: If I remember my culinary experience it will be blaze red and snow white. If I forget everything I learned then watch out! If you see pink smoke, it'll be from the kitchen. Notarehs-xe. STUCK IN MOBILE with the K UJITH JULIO ACTING AS HEY.IHADTODO Memphis blues again .... SOMETHING! HZS someday . . . .xox T . ifr.a* PRESIDENT, WE MINORITY JUST WHAT MM* $<%%! SMALL BUSINESS LOAN OOESOU. Agg" OH, GOT EIGHT UTTLE CA NIGHT FLIGHTS AND ^? CAMEWR0U6H!THE'SHA- JUUOGET 'r- DUKE... ipETBAaSTOfEED! LIGHT FIGHTS. I will agree £f& DY6R0VBSu^^l c to drinking ink, but I have got Vmj&> APRICOT U^Jmfr to consider the cause, give me time to take pause, and in the morning I'll let you know that if I am to stay afloat then something must sink. Remember I once paid cash for a rose. MOOSE BREATH: Your best L years are behind you. Hie S^feU^ V ^1 thee to a nunnery before it becomes 14. (t$ (M RAINBOWS: Howelling in the rain? Lightning has been C'MON, ITLL ONLY NOT known to strike twice and TARE A COUPLE REALLY. DID I MENTION THAT DUKE. I'M THE CARETAKER U*LL everyone knows Virginia has OF HOURS/ARENT TTSWR m THERE'S ALSO TELLING W WEOUGHTA been dry too long. I fully I YOU EVEN CURIOUS FARM.NOT BEROLUNGTHETEN- fig A POOL ROOM, I'M JUST HOT TRY TO GET AN expect to be dancing in the * TO SEEM/HAT IT MINE! NIS COURTTOMOR- ,' SAUNA, WHIRL- INTERESTEV! EARLYSTART. right lane while the other side \ LOOKS / ROCU? I POOL-1 \ chucks it in, on all three counts. With luck, Rita might leave them appalled. *3 AN OLD GERMAN came up to me and said "These are things that will be.,' I looked .at him and winked my eye and said "Only if you reach the sky." IT HAS BEEN A WHILE, but now L & M's song to Jude no longer makes me sad, it just makes me think. SS WANTED: Five years ago, E & NE: What was wrong THROUGH EARLY MOR- six months later, and a place with G. and G.? NING FOG I see, visions of TR-How about another H. to go and think about it. the things to be, things that INN, another state, another are withheld from me, I G.? Ha, ha, ha, I'm laughing FHR III. If you had brains realize that I can see so hard I'm screaming. Oh, WHEN THE TUNA BEGINS you'd be dangerous. Your well, as time goes by, people TO FLOW, and the clowns acufine was fixer, and our begin to go bananas...at least enter your private domain, front was a mess. If there esa: i shall soon arrive in new its got appeal. refuse to give in, and procede wasn't only a week left, you york. new york... Ohhhhhhhhh down under wouldn't be. «&J