00 KWAJALEIN HOURGLASS

FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 1985 VOLUME XXII, NO 82 U S ARMY KWAJALEIN MISSILE RANGE, MARSHALL ISLANDS Accordll'lQ To Senate Democrats PACT LEADERS AGREE New Trade Talks 'Would Lead TO EXIEND WARSAW PACT Nowhere' At Upcoming Summit By TONY PATERSON By ELMER W LAMMI Un1ted Press Internatlonal Un1ted Press Internat10nal WARSAW, Poland -- Warsaw year perlod Before startlng WASHINGTON -- Senate Demo­ force the removal of non-tarlff Pact leaders, led by Sovlet talks at Warsaw's heavily­ crats, accuslng Presldent Rea­ barrlers by Japan leader Mlkhall Gorbachev, today guarded 19th century Radziwill gan of not dOlng hlS "homework" Danforth sald the 1984 Trade renewed the East bloc's 30- Palace, where the pact was orig­ on the worst U S trade defl­ Act glves the presldent author­ year-old defense all lance for lnally slgned May 14, 1955, the Clt ln hlstory, are urglng hlm lty to try to remove unfalr another 20 years, the offlclal seven leaders attended wreath­ not to seek a new round of trade barrlers, but the only re­ news agency, Pap, sald laYlng ceremonles at the Clty'S trade talks when he goes to sponse to Japanese protect 10n­ "Immedlately after the close tomb of the unknown soldler and the economlC summlt next week lsm has been "the volume of of the talks, an lnsplrlng act the mausoleum of Sovlet sol­ A key Republlcan senator al­ rhetorlc turned up by the Con­ of slgnlng the protocol on the dlers so agrees such talks would ac­ gress " prolongatlon of the Warsaw Pact The ceremonles also were at­ compllsh nothlng at this tlme "Congress needs to know that took place," Pap sald, addlng tended by Sovlet Marshal Vlk­ The Democrdts' message was somethlng lS belng done to flX that all seven Warsaw Pact tor Kulikov, commander ln chlef dellvered by Sen Lloyd Bent­ the system before lt grants new states slgned the treaty of the Warsaw Pact troops sen ln releaslng a prellmlnary negotlatlng authorlty to the "The treaty on frlendshlp, Warsaw was decorated wlth report on Democratlc recommen­ presldent," he sald cooperatl0n and mutual aSS1S­ the natl0nal flags of the seven datl0ns for coplng wlth a soar­ Bentsen, chalrman of the Sen­ tance slgned ln Warsaw on May pact countrles Unlformed po- lng trade deflclt that has ate Democratlc worklng group on 14, 1955, remalns ln effect for 11ce patrolled the capltal made the Unlted States a debtor trade POI1CY, sald the fallure the next 20 years," lt sald The summlt was orlglnally natl0n for the flrst tlme Slnce to act was costlng Jobs and The news agency sald the scheduled for January but post­ 1914 threatenlng the economlC recov­ protocol contalned a provlslon poned because of Konstantln Bentsen sald Thursday lt was ery that the pact could be extended Chernenko's ll1ness and subse­ "not by accldent" that the The report blames trade prob­ for another 10 years, one year quent death Today's summlt was hlghly crltlcal report was re­ lems on "slmple neglect" by thls before explratlon of the 20- the flrst Slnce 1983 leased Just before Reagan admlnlstratl0n and "the lack of leaves for the seven-natl0n POllCy" on the part of prevl0us summlt meetlng ln Bonn admlnlstratl0ns Soviet Naval Vessel Releases "We have what we belleve lS Its recommendatl0ns lnclude a clear and vltally lmportant a call for "carefully targeted American Woman To Coast Guard message for hlm as he departs," trade retallatl0~' agalnst WASHINGTON (UPI) -- A U S for the U S Natl0nal Marltime the Texas Democrat sald "Mr countrles that do not reduce Coast Guard cutter Thursday Flsherles SerVlce because the Presldent, please do not lnltl­ trade barrlers to Amerlcan prod­ plcked up an Amerlcan woman vessel was operatlng, wlth U S ate a new round of trade nego­ ucts Flsherv offlClal who was aboard permlSS10n, ln Amerlcan waters tlatl0ns at the Bonn summlt Placlng major emphasls on ex­ a Japanese flshlng vessel selZ­ Kalb sald Wednesday the So­ We say that because you haven't change rates, the report also ed by a Sovlet navy lcebreaker vlets had agreed to release done your homework " blames the "bloated dollar" for ln the Berlng Sea off Alaska, Kruppenbach and that a Coast Sen Jack Danforth, chalrman nearly half the current U S the State Department reported Guard cutter was en route for of the Senate Commerce Commlt­ trade deflcH Department spokesman Bernard the transfer tee, told the Natlonal Press "The record $123 3 bllll0n Kalb sald only that the woman, A spokesman for the Coast Club later that new talks merchandlse trade deflclt for Becky Kruppenbach, was trans­ Guard at Juneau, Alaska, told "would lead nowhere" because of 1984 hlt Amerlca llke a thunder­ ferred from the Sovlet ShlP to Unlted Press International that the admlnlstratl0n's fal1ure to bolt," the report says the Amerlcan cutter "about noon the transfer to the cutter Mun­ our tlme" -- Eastern Standard ro took place about 15 to 20 Tlme mlles off Cape Olyutorsk, Sl­ Kalb sald Wednesday that berla Kruppenbach was aboard the Jap­ "The weather was good," the anese flshlng vessel Fukuho Ma­ spokesman sald "The Sovlet lce­ ru when lt was stopped by a So­ breaker put her ln a llfeboat vlet naval vessel and ordered and moved out toward our cutter, to follow lt to a Slberlan port WhlCh had also launched a 11fe­ Japanese offlclals ln Tokyo boat The transfer from one sald thelr ShlP was halted ln boat to the other was made ln the Ber1ng Sea off the coast of calm seas, and the Munro lS now Alaska Kruppenbach was aboard headed for a Dutch harbor ln the Fukuho Maru as an observer the Aleut1ans " Reiterating Willingness Ortega Says 100 Cuban Advisers Will Leave Nicaragua Next Week By STEVEN DONZIGER Un1ted Press Internatlonal MANAGUA, Nlcaragua -- PreSl­ wl1l not negotlate w1th the dent Danlel Ortega, ln an at­ larger rebel groups flghting tempt to ease U S concerns over the government on the grounds hlS leftlst government, announc­ they are "pald and dlrected" ed 100 Cuban ml1ltary advlsers by the CIA would be sent home and more than Followlng the U S House of 100 rebels pardoned Representat1ves' defeat of Pres- The government also announced 1dent Reagan's request for Thursday 1t would release an un­ $14 ml11l0n ln ald to rebels, spec1f1ed number of M1SkltO In­ the government announced 100 dlans lmpr1soned ln the Carlb­ Cuban mliltary advlsers would · Consumer Guru' bean coastal Clty of Puerto Ca­ leave the country next Thurs­ SAN FRANCISCO -- Stewart Brand, whose "Whole Earth Catalog" bezas, 210 mlles east of Mana­ day ln accordance w1th an ear­ was a best-seller 1n the counterculture's dO-1t-yourself move­ gua ller promlse and pledged 1tS ment, 1S emerg1ng as the fe1sty consumer guru of the computer The move lS part of a tenta­ wll1lngness to send all forelgn generat10n Brand 1S shown at h1S nearby Sausal1to, Cal1f , tlve cease-flre accord the gov­ mll1tary advlsers home off1ces where he's merged h1S lO-year-old co-evolut10n Jour­ ernment reached ln talks ln Mex­ "The Nlcaraguan government nal and a recent software reV1ew magaz1ne lnto a comblned pub­ lCO Clty earller thlS week wlth relterates 1tS wlillngness to llcat10n called "Whole Earth ReVlew " It wlll, for users representatlves of the Mlsura­ complete the return of all mll­ groups, create programs and exchange 1nformat1on that lsn't sata, one of f1ve rebel groups ltary advlsers, as stlpulated ava1lable anywhere else -- especlally from the corporate that 1S comprlsed mostly of ln the Contadora Act" proposed world (UPI Photo) M1Skltos by Mexlco, Colomb1a, Venezuela The government has sa1d lt and Panama, a statement sald AROUND ISLAND PAGE 2, HOURGLASS, FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 1985

ON T~RGET ~TKHS

By 'No Passengers' - except small ch1ldren Jenmfer 1n approved seats It Brooks can be a lonely world way back there, but at least 1t's safe for the If you haven't bought your tlckets yet baby as he travels w1th for the glltzy Junlor-Senl0r Prom 1985, h1S mother 1n h1S "ap­ wlth ltS theme of "Puttln' on the Rltz," proved" seat be sure to do so soon' The tlckets, WhlCh sell to students ln grades nlne through 12 for $20 per couple and $12 per slngle, may be purchased ln the hlgh school of­ flce Curfew has been llfted for the prom, but keep your prom tlckets wlth you' "" * >: Act qUlckly, and you can stlll place your order for the 1985 Ekatak Once thlS sensatl0nal publlcatl0n comes to KwaJ, the hlgh school offlce wlll be busy for at least a day gettlng coples out to those who have pre-ordered So hurry and reserve yourself a copy -- don't be one of the last to get thlS best seller' * "" * The Junlor Hlgh Drama Club lS at last ready to present ltS long-awalted Varlety Show, WhlCh lncludes performances not only by the dramatlc Sklt groups but also by Although 1t'S more some talented Junl0r hlgh mUS1Clans The fun for baby, three lS program lS scheduled for tonlght at 7 def1n1tely a crowd ln the MP Room Be sure to attend thlS superb sampler of seventh- and eighth­ grade talent' * * * Attentl0n crazy student blCycllStS -­ KMR lS on to you' On Tuesday, Aprll 23, John Mlillcan of the KMR Safety Offlce gave a blcycle safety semlnar to hlgh school Engllsh classes He dlscussed and answered questl0ns about the comlng In­ crease In blcycle safety regulatlons (Photos by NATE JACK­ ..." " * SON, Kentron Photo Lab) Parent Informatl0n Nlght, for parents of students presently ln grades elght through 11, lS scheduled for May 15, 7 30 pm, In the MP Room ThlS program Worship Services For Kwajalein And Roi-Namur lncludes helpful lnformatlon on a college CATHOLIC Gospel serVlce wlll be held Sunday eve­ prep schedule for hlgh school students, Saturday Mass (Antlclpated) nlng at 7 o'clock In the chapel JOln us college board tests, the college appllca­ 5 15 pm. Island Memorlal Chapel for an lnformal tlme of song and worshlp tlon process and the flnanclal slde of Sunday Masses Chaplaln Davld Johnson wlll brlng the mes­ college All students and parents of stu­ 7 am, Blessed Sacrament Chapel sage dents In the grades mentloned should defl­ 9 15 am, Island Memorlal Chapel Free nursery serVlce lS aval1able each nltely attend' 11 15 am, ROl-Namur Communlty Center Sunday mornlng at the Island Nursery be­ * * -J- Monday-Frlday Masses tween 10 45 a m and 12 15 P m Dr Berry and Dr Troxell conducted an 9 15 am, Blessed Sacrament Chapel lnformatlve Medlcal and Dental Career Sem­ Confessl0ns lnar In the hlgh school 11brary on Wednes­ Monday-Frlday, 9 am. Blessed Sacrament day, Aprll 24 ThlS semlnar lS one of a Chapel Also In the chaplaln's offlce, call serles of career semlnars offered to hlgh 82116 beforehand. and In Tr 835, call 84535 school students over the sprlng semester beforehand * * ,,;'c CHURCH OF CHRIST The Junlor-Senl0r Banquet lS planned Sunday worshlp lS held at 9 a m ln for the evenlng of May 10 at the Yokwe Yuk Room 20, George Seltz School Vls1tors are Club The events of the evenlng wlll In­ welcome For more lnformatl0n. call 82613, clude readlng of the Senl0r Wlll, readlng 82639. or 82451 of the Junl0r Prophecy and dlnner It's CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS sure to be a wlld success' Servlces are held ln Room 18. George Seltz School Prlesthood meetlng lS at 8. Sunday school at 9, sacrament serVlces are at 10, and the Rellef Soclety meets at 11 a m Vls1tors are welcome For more In­ FRESH. NEW ARRIVALS' formatl0n, contact Mark Hanson, 82885 SerVlces on ROl-Namur are held at 8 a m SATURDAY ln the ROl-Namur Communlty Center Call AT Len Cooper, 99660, for lnformatl0n, and Rlchard Smlth, 99467, for transportatlon PROTESTANT Sunday mornlng worshlp serVlces wlll be held at 8 and 11 a m at the Island Memorl­ Heather Confronts Joe ~ al Chapel Chaplaln Davld Johnson wlll In May's KCT Production *FASHION APPAREL* preach the sermon entltled "Let's Make a Deal," based on Mark 10 35-45 Follow1ng a SU1C1de attempt by Joe's Summer Dresses, Speclal mUS1C at both serVlces wlll be w1fe, Francesca, Heather Jones (r1ght, Sweaters, Loungewear provlded by Joyce Hughes slnglng "We Shall Pat Mastro) tells manager Joe (John Behold Hlm," accompanled by Wes Klng In Glarratano) that he and hlS wlfe have a *LITTLE GIRLS' WEAR* addltlon, the Chapel Cholr wlll slng "Slng slck relatlonshlp Adorable Party Dresses Allelula" at the 11 o'clock serVlce "I'm Gettlng My Act Together and Sunday school classes for all ages are Takl ng It on the Road" w1ll be perform­ *BOYS' WEAR* held at the George Seltz School at ed by KwaJaleln Commun1ty Theater 9 30 a m Adults are present to asslst new­ May 3,4, 10, ll, 17 and 18 Famous Maker Shorts, comers In flndlng thelr classrooms Tlckets may be purchased at Macy's Shlrts, Playwear The Sunday evenlng worshlp serVlce on porch Saturday, Apr1l 27, 10 a m -noon ROl-Namur wlll be held at 6 30 In the Com­ (p~oto by NATE JACKSON, munlty Center and wlll be led bv Chap­ Kentron Photo Lab) laln Bennett

P h ERMA ,BOMBECK: AT WIT'S END ;n>1 A ,

When psychologIsts and ther­ In the year 2000, the rul­ chIldren who are offsprIng of aplsts speculated on the gloomy Ing class WIll be lawyers They so many unIOPS WIll have to be f future of marrIage, they alv.'ays WIll drIve around In bIg cars, resolved by computers In ad­ ~, 1(~ fIgured It would be a tIme lIve In manSIons, and have dItIon to blood tests hefore a :i

THE V ALUABLE USES OF SOUTH AFRICA

By JEFFREY HART

The South AfrIcan lssue lS but even lIberals recognlze that orlty, plus some coalltlon­ Ited WashIngton and spoke WIth so lmportant to the left that Castro's Cuba IS a totalItarIan bUIldIng posslbliltles, render both Reagan and many congress­ It lS not gOlng to go away hell-hole Mao Tse-tung was unImportant the fate of actual men and senators Not surprIS­ There WIll be moves In Congress once a herolc flgure for lIber­ black South AfrIcans Ingly, ButheleZI IS opposed to for sanctIons of some sort als, but even the ChInese have economIC sanctIons agaInst South AfrIca -- a ban repudIated hIm ChInese leaders BIShop Desmond Tutu. the No­ agaInst ImportIng and sellIng at the hIghest level now say bel Peace PrIze WInner, favors gold Krugerrands, for example openly that under ~ao Chlna sanctIons, but he IS dn Inter­ And the campu~ wlll no doubt wasted 20 years In totalltarlan natIonal fIgure. who speaks to feature teach-Ins, demonstra­ folly a global audlence, and the work­ tIons, and demands for unlver~ The lIberals back the San­ aday welfare of black South Af­ SIty "dlvestments" In corpor­ dlnlstas, of course, but theIr rIcans 1S a low prcorlty of hIS atIons that do buslness WIth heart Isn't In It The DanIel To the north of South Afrlca the whIte-domInated natIon Ortega regIme lS mOVIng at ItS lIes ZImbahwe, RhodeSIa, now a The South AfrIcan Issue IS own pace toward a Cuba-style black MarXIst dlctatorshlp, valuable for a number of rea­ dIctatorshIp complete wlth polItburo, under sons For one thIng, It seems So thank God for South AfrI­ Robert Mugabe It IS economI­ to be the only Issue on WhICh ca You can, at least, feel mor­ cally dependent upon the South lIberals can make a plaUSIble ally superIor on that Issue AfrIcan economy To be sure, show of claImIng the moral hIgh Much has been wrItten durlng lIberals campaIgned energetIcal­ ground The apartheId system IS the past couple of years about ly for the overthrow of the brutal and deplorable, though black-JeWIsh tenSIons WIthIn whIte RhodeSIan reglme, and now It IS eaSIer to deplore It than the lIberal coalItIon, and In­ that It has been overthrown to corne up WIth a solutlon And deed the two groups have been they no longer talk much about all of the lIberals' recent at loggerheads In the recent the place As Nr Buthelezl IS moral Investnents have turned electIon, JeWIsh spokesmen and no doubt well aware, hIS fellow very sour For a long tIme now organIzatIons rIghtly denounced Zulus are a mInorIty In ZImbab­ It has been absolutely Impos­ LOUIS Farrakhan's antl-semltlsm we, as they are In black South SIble to take a sympathetIC or of hIS frIend Jesse Jackson EconomIC sanctlons would AfrIca, and are relentlessly understandIng VIew of the So­ Nor dId they llke Jackson's hurt those black workers fIrst, persecuted by the majOrIty VIet system, a favorIte lIberal ThIrd World and pro-Arab POlI­ Slnce mdny are employed by U S ~ashona and thelr leader, the project of the perIod follOWIng tICS On quotas, raclal bUSIng, fIrms, and many others by South dlctator Mugabe All In all World War II Even DemocratIC bIg welfare, preferentIal col­ AfrIcan fIrms dOlng bUSIness another lIberal trIumph, as SOCIalIsm lS In retreat In lege admlsslons. blacks and WIth the UnIted States More were the VIetnamese bOdt people, Western Europe and ScandInaVIa, Jews have been In confronta­ generally, blacks would suffer as IS CambodIa whose "mIddle way" was once tlonal OPPOSItIon most through any constrlctlon "He made a desert, and he celebrated by Stuart Chase In Enter South AfrIca It's far of the South AfrIcan economy called peace" Samuel Johnson's a lIberal testament Everythlng away and ItS fate would have no Not surprISIngly, respected remark applIes very well to the has gone sour In the ThIrd ImmedIate domestIC consequences polls of black South AfrIcans recent foreIgn POlICy trIumphs World for the lIberals as well here In the UnIted States showed them overwhelmIngly op­ of contemporary Ilberallsm, but Remember Ghana and Kwame Nkru­ Blacks and Jews can agree at posed to economIC sanctlons of let's all go down and pIcket mah? You don't hear much about last, and get arrested outslde any kInd the South AfrIcan Embassy Per­ that any more Castro was blg the South Afrlcan Embassy to­ The polItIcal leader of haps we can arrange for revolu­ In the 1960s -- "hands off gether South AfrIca's 6 mIlllon Zulus, tlon and Marxlst dlctatorshlp Cuba" shouted the teach lns -- The prospect of moral superI- Gatsha ButhelezI, recently VIS- there as well

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The KW~JaleIn Hourgla~s IS an unoffICIal publIcatIon authorIzed under the prOVISIons of AR 360-~l It IS publIshed by Global ASSOCIates Monday through FrIday (excludIng holIdays) ae the dIrectJOn of the commandIng offIcer U S Army Kwa]aleln MISSIle Range Marshall Commdnd>np OffIcer lsl~nds unde. contract DASG60-32-C-0063 ThIS IS an offset publIcatIon, WIth a dally CuI WJllIam A SpIn Pubile AffaIrs OffIcer Pat RobbIns CIrculatIon 01 1 950 The VIews and op"nIons expressed hereIn are not necesslrIly those Cdltor of the Der Htment of the Army Communlcatlons should be addressed to the Hourglass P 0 Courtney Danko Tocal ~ews/Fe,ture W11ter Box 23 APO S In FranCISCO 96555, or call 83539 (AUTOVON 254-3539) MaterIals appelrlng PatrlLla hverett Copy EdItor, Clrculatlun In the HourLI ISS ma\' not be reprInted WIthout the approval of the commandIng offIcer Jeanne VIncent Sp01 ts lDetroIt TIgers Paul MolItor hom­ Dally 5 15 B 0 vs Heaven Help Us ered earlIer In the lnnlng to tle the Brandon 5 15 No-Ko-Rl vs R F Hazard score Ragan 9 30 Red vs Blue "I've had grand slams and home runs be­ 11 15 A's vs IndIans fore, but because of the nature of thlS SUNDAY, AprIl 28 grand slam, lt was the bIggest home run I Dally 12 15 Gag vs B 0 ever hIt," saId Slmmons "ComIng back lIke 1 45 Spartans II vs FreddIe's F that, wlth the stage set, you can't get 3 15 MedIcare vs Nlpper's Rev much more dramatlc than that " Brandon 12 15 Kanes vs EntertaIners After MolItor homered off BIll Scherrer, 1 45 No-Ko-Rl vs Na AlII 0-1, Robln Yount and BrIan Glles followed 3 15 Kolohe vs Chaos wlth sIngles Ben Ogllvle was hIt by a 4 45 Leftovers vs Spartans I pItch, and SImmons connected for hIS fIrst Ragan 12 15 Spartans II vs Walllnes Amerlcan League grand slam 1 45 Almost Angels vs Deja Vu "I stIll can't even belIeve It happened," 3 15 Spartans I vs Leftovers Scherrer sald "It's hard for me to get Cleveland Indlans catcher Cralg Fuller­ MONDAY, AprIl 29 out of thIS chalr rlght now " ton and Mlke Glarratano of the Oakland A's Dally 5 15 Kanes vs No-Ko-Rl It was the sIxth loss In eIght games eye each other at the plate In Llttle Brandon 5 15 Heaven Help Us vs B 0 for the World SerIes champlons, now tIed League actlon on Ragan Fleld The Indlans Ragan 5 15 WhIte vs Blue wlth the Brewers for second ln the AL East and the A's meet agaln Saturday mornlng at TUESDAY, AprIl 30 "It was Ju:ot one of those thIngs," saId 11 15 Come watch the actlon' Dally 5 15 Na AlII vs Kanes DetroIt Manager Sparky Anderson "We were (Photo by BETH SHOLAR, Kentron Photo Lab) Brandon 5 15 AVIatIon vs Spartans I due one and we got one We'll play hard Ragan 5 15 Deja Vu vs Llmanman and we'll be back agaIn tomorrow" DetroIt WEDNESDAY, May 1 bUIlt a 7-6 lead behInd the hIttIng of Al­ Dally 5 15 EntertaIners vs No-Ko-Rl an Trammell, who homered, trlpled tWlce Softball Highlights Brandon 5 15 NIpper's Revenge vs Mar I and drove In four runs, and Lou WhItaker, By RUTH HORNE Ragan 5 00 A's vs Astros who had three hIts THURSDAY, May 2 The TIgers, who had seven extra base What beats three homers, a trlple and Dally 5 15 Keones vs Nah hItS, took a 2-0 lead ln the thIrd WIth three doubles? Ask Freddle's Fllntstones Brandon 5 15 B 0 vs MarIners II one out, Chrls Plttaro reached when start­ and they can tell you -- fIve home runs Ragan 5 15 Leftovers vs WahInes er Moose Haas booted his grounder PIt taro and a trIple -- because that's how they FRIDAY, May 3 moved to thlrd when Whltaker, who extended got beat 15-12 by the MarIners II Thursday Dally 5 15 AVIatIon vs Medlcare hlS hlttlng streak to 12 games, slngled on Brandon FIeld Brandon 5 15 Leftovers vs MarIners I and both scored when Trammell trIpled The Fllntstones led through three In­ Ragan ) 15 Spartans I vs Llmanman In other Amerlcan League games, Mllwau­ nlngs, but after that the Marlners seemed ROI Softball kee downed DetroIt 11-7, New York topped bent on provlng that anythIng the Fllnt­ TUESDAY. AprIl 30 Boston 5-1, MInnesota edged Oakland 5-4, stones could do, the MarIners could do bet­ ROI 5 15 Thud Is vs Kapakahls and Callfornla blanked Seattle 3-0 ter ln the hard-hlttlng C DIVISIon match THURSDAY, May 2 In the Natlonal League Thursday, San Power-hlttlng for the MarIners II were ROI 5 15 Wackers vs Kapakahls FranCISCO trIumphed over CIncInnatI 7-3, AnJaln Rowa, 3-for-4 WIth two home runs, Water Polo Montreal beat St LOU1S 4-2, Atlanta edged BrIstol Debrum, 3-for-4 WIth a homer, Fred SUNDAY. Apnl 28 Houston 3-2, and Los Angeles beat San Dl­ Coillns, wlt~ two home runs, Allen Mohang, 6 30 AlumInum Team vs StIngrays ego 6-3 wlth a trIple, and Atkne Katlong, hIttIng 7 30 KIller PengUIns vs MemphIS CIty BI 3-for-4 8 30 Starr VB Unknowns For the Fllntstones, John GrandfIeld, MONDAY, AprIl 29 NBA Playoff Roundup 4-for-4, hIt a home run and two doubles 6 30 Deep, Dark & Dang vs AlumInum Team NEW YORK (UPI) -- Even WIth a bad WIng, for, powerful performance at the plate 7 30 KIller PengUIns vs StIngrays thIS very rare BIrd flIes better than all EmIl Eastburn had a humer and a double, 8 30 Unknowns vs Washouts others TIm CunnIngham hIt a home run, and MIke WEDNESDAY. May 1 Larry Blrd, who mIssed Game 3 because MInardI added a tllp]e 6 30 Playoff 1 vs 4 of bone ChIPS and burSItIs In hIS elbow, * '- * 7 30 Playoff 2 vs 3 scored 34 pOInts, IncludIng a palr of free WIth the score even gOIng Into the bot­ TWIlight Golf throws WIth 23 seconds left Thursday nIght, tom of the seventh Lemel LaneJ's base hIt FRIDAY, Apr! 1 26 enablIng the Boston Celtlcs to beat the brought In the WInnIng run as the New 4 30 G B of FIre vs Green Shooters Cleveland CavalIers 117-115 In the fourth Breed edged out the MedLc1re 9-8 Thursday 5 00 E T vs 19th Holers I game and advance to the second round of on Dally FIeld The New Breed had led by MONDAY, AprIl 29 the NatIonal Basketball ASSOCIatIon play­ three runs gOIng lntu the seventh. when 4 30 TW1Ilghters vs BIrdIe Seekers offs the MedIcare pulled even WIth the help of 5 00 19th Holers vs MISfItS BIrd also grabbed 14 rebounds as Boston a home run by RICh Hubshman In the B DIVI­ TUESDAY, AprIl 30 won the best-of-flve Eastern Conference SIon contest 4 30 AFRTS vs 0 B Angels serIes 3-1 Benny Albert, 4-for-4, and Dan Bnro, 3- 5 00 19th Holers II vs Pretenders The Celclcs, seekIng to become the for-3, were powprful nften~lve players for WEDNESDAY, Hay 1 fIrst team to repeat as NBA champIons the New Breed Aklra Harry and Runy KuLl 4 30 G B of FIre vs BIrdIe Seekers SInce they accomplIshed that feat In the each hlr 2-for-3 5 00 ROSIe's CantIna vs DIvot Construc 1967-68 and 1968-69 seasons, WIll play De­ Fnr the MedIcare. Ron PelletIer, Fred THURSDAY, May 2 trOIt In the best-of-seven semIfInals Thomabon ~nd T1m Cas~ey wele each 2-for-3 4 30 Hole-Em vs HIgh Schonl Gold That serIes begIns Sunday at the Boston -1 ..I, '/~ 5 00 E T vs Green Shooters Garden The PIstons swept New Jer:oey In The Wahlne:o ble~ Jway the Llmanman 21-1 FRIDAY, May 3 three games Th(Jrsday on Ragan 1 ld In Women's D1vl­ 4 30 ChIll DIppers vs HIgh School Blue In the other playotf game Thursday, Slon actloIl 5 00 AFRTS vs Pretenders Portland nIpped Dallas 115-113 Brenda Bell led the Wahlne~. hIttIng 3- for-3 Candace Bell and Kalhy Paulo each McLa in Receives Stiff hIt 3-for-4 Surf And Sun For the Llmanman, WInnIe Lum, JulIette AS OF 12 Ol A M Rdlalul and Altl Perez each had a hIt FrIday, AprIl 26, 1985 Prison Sentence, Ja iI Term * Dally raInfall 02 The Ihlrd Islanders broke out of theIr Monrh1y total 11 48 By IRA KAUFMAN slump WIth a 17-7 VIctory over the Kapaka­ YLarly tutal 26 93 UPI Sports Wrlter hIS Thursday on the ROl-Namur Softball TOMORROW ON KWAJALEIN TAMPA, Fla Unswayed by Denny Mc- FIeld Good hIttIng and fIeldIng accounted Sunrl:oe 6 35 a m Laln's plea he would "pay for my conVlC­ for the Islanders' WIn For the Kapakahls, Sunbet 6 59 p m tlon the rest of my llfe," a U S Dlstrlct MIke Scott Jr trIed hard WIth a home run MoonrIse 12 48 p m Court Judge Thursday sentenced baseball's and a trIple ~joonbet 12 53 a m last 30-game WInner to 23 years In federal HI TIde 9 27 a m 4 2'-11 45 p m 3 3 prIson Ball And Pin leaders La TldL 2 05 a m 2 5'-5 18 P m 2 3' McLaIn, 41, the last major leaguer In a In the Kentron MIxed BowlIng League SUNDAY half-century to WIn 30 games In one season, Thursday SunrIse 6 35 a m MoonrIse 1 45 p m was sentenced to concurrent eIght-year Men's DIVISIon Sun..,ec 6 59 p m Muonbet 1 45 a m prIson terms for hIS convlctlon on racke­ HIgh Game Lou Ross, 200 HI TIde 11 41 a m 4 3'- --- teerIng, conspIracy and extortIon charges Second-HIgh Game Russ Kees. 190 Lo TIde 4 52 a m 2 7'-6 51 p m 9' Judge ElIzabeth Kovachevlch then con­ HIgh SerIes Russ Kees, 565 MONDAY cluded the emotIonal 65-mlnute :oentenclng Second-HIgh SerlE'S Chuck Knapp, 516 SunrIse 6 34 a m Mounrl:oe 2 40 p m procedure bv leVYIng a 15-year JaIl term Women's Dlvlslon ~un~et 6 59 p m Moonbet 2 34 a m for McLaln'~ gUIlt In a charge of cocaIne HIgh Game Mable PIerce, 202 HI TIde 1 13 a m 3 8'-1 07 p m 4 6' POSseSSIon That sentence WIll begIn after Second-HIgh ('SlIP Mable PIerce, 200 Lo TldL 6 51 a m 2 3'-7 42 p m 4' the penalty for the fIrst three counts has HIgh Serle:o Mable PIerce, 596 FllR TOTAL FORECA'>T CALL 84700 been completed Second-HIgh SerIes Be,erly Keller, 475 FEATURESN PAGE 6, HOURGLASS, FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 1985 Videotape Store Favors Ann Landers Dear Ann Landers I Fellini Over Darth Vader conslder myself a well­ SCRANTON, Pa (UPI) -­ lndependent features and adjusted, happy person, If you want eluslve fllm mOVle classlcs The fast­ but lately I've been gems, such as the Chlll­ food style of the nelgh­ havlng terrlble nlght­ lng antl-war documentary borhood vldeo store slmply mares "The Atomlc Cafe," or won't cater to the Hltch­ I have a hlstory of Ralner Werner Fass­ cock enthuslast or the talklng ln my sleep, but blnder's 13-part "Berlln fllm buff ltchlng for recently I've been waklng Alexanderplatz," a unlque another vlewlng of N1Ck up two or three tlmes a store ln Scranton has Nolte ln "Who'll Stop the week screamlng I go back them for rent Raln " to sleep rather easlly You wlll flnd box­ And desplte a $50 flrst­ and can remember nothlng offlce hltS featurlng year fee. when vldeo about my dreams ln the vlllalns such as Darth stores are dropPlng mem­ mornlng Vader or heros llke bershlp fees, Home Fllm There have been no Indlana Jones At Home Festlval lS turnlng a few major changes ln my llfe counselor/doctor and say, Fllm Festlval, the rare lndustry heads I can't understand why "ThlS lS me " lS the common -- and the "For people who love I'm havlng thlS problem The counselor/doctor common lS unavallable fllm, walklng lnto thlS Do I need some klnd of wl11 then have all the "When we started the store lS llke a chlld help or do you thlnk lnformatlon needed to ask place, the whole lndustry walklng lnto a candy these nlghtmares wlll the rlght questlons and thought we were out of store," Jury says stop ln tlme? Please help put the cllent at ease our mlnds," sald entre­ The ldea materlallzed me -- Rochester Reader Gettlng past that preneur Dan Jury "Prob­ whl1e Jury, hlS brother Dear Reader N1ght­ flrst moment can be the ably some people stl1l Mark and a frlend were mares are symptoms of most dlfflcult part of thlnk so But we've got drlnklng a few beers at anx1ety, fear, gU11t or therapy If you prlnt a lot gOlng for us, most a cafe ln New York Dan an unresolved problem I thls letter lt mlght help notably all of the people Jury, who had Just rented urge you to get counsel- a great many people rlght out there who are hoplng the documentary '~anook 1ng A person who wakes now, Ann You mlght also we surVlve " of the North" for $100, up scream1ng two or three suggest thlS same approach Most vldeo stores are reallzed that such fllms t1mes a week must surely to others who flnd lt hard concerned prlmarlly wlth were not only hard to get, real1ze th1S 1S not to tell close frlends or elther the newest re­ they were expenslve normal behav10r relatlves what ln the leases or pornography, Forgolng any type of relatl0nshlp JS botherlng fllms that wl11 be rented market research, the Jurys Dear Ann I am readlng them -- Feel For Her In nlght after nlght for and physlclan-frlend Tom the letter from the 15- Sallna qUlck turn-around and Roush began the project year-old who fears get­ Dear Sal I have tol d qUlck cash wlth a lot of prayers and tlng a physlcal because many readers, "Hand thl S But HFF provldes an about $250,000 from she was molested when she co 1umn (or rna 11 1t) to extenslve llst of docu­ varl0US lnvestors was 8 "Talk to your your mother-1n-law, mentarles, forelgn fllms, Keep KwaJ clean school counselor or ask daughter or frlend and your famlly doctor," you confess 1t'S your problem" sav Can vou lmaglne how I should suggest 1t more dlfflcult lt would be for often Thanks for the Your Individual a shy person to follow rem1nder that advlce? How does a Horoscope teen-age glrl talk about What's prudlsh? What's events of the past that OK? If you aren't sure, ===== Fral\ces Drake =====:::::::::~== are so palnful and have you need some help It's made her feel ashamed avallable ln the booklet FOR MONDAY, APRIL 29,1985 and gUllty? "Necklng and Pettlng -­ That 15-year-old has What Are the Llmlts?" Mall the perfect devlce to your request to Ann ARIES SCORPIO make an lnltlal face-to­ Landers, POBox 11995, (Mar 21 to Apr 19) (Oct 23 to Nov 21) ?lit face approach wlthout Ch~cago, III 60611, en­ There does seem to be some stram You may feel frustrated on the Job, m romance, but career mterests but remember to handle bosses embarrassment She need closlng 50 cents and a receIve a boost today tactfully SOCIal lIfe tOnIght IS a only take along your long, stamped, self-ad­ TAURUS welcome respIte column, thrust lt at the dressed envelope (Apr 20 to May 20) SAGITTARIUS Havmg to WaIt may make you (Nov 22 to Dec 21) ~ angry today Take delays WIth equa Others aren t easIly convmced It s filmIty Let yourself relax tOnIght Go best to mmd your own busmess out somewhere specIal ConnectIons behmd the '>cenes help BICYCLE SII1E1Y RULES GEMINI careefWlse (May 21 to June 20) CAPRICORN Obey the trafflc slgns Home seems the perfect place to (Dec 22 to Jan 19) ~ unWInd after a trymg day at the It s opportune to seek loans or office Your tImmg could be off now make Important fmanclal deCISions Use a 11ght at nlght AVOId gomg to extremes EllJoy a mOVle or other entertamment CANCER WIth a frIend tOnIght Keep your blcycle ln good shape, wlth a (June 21 to July 22) AQUARIUS .d.. rear reflector Fmanclal pressures could make (Jan 20 to Feb 18) ~ you short tempered Turn your atten If a loved one clams up, you d do tlOn to nonmaterIal purSUIts ExerCIse well not to stIT matters further by Keep to the rlght creatIve talents complammg Let busmess mterests LEO prevaIl today Slgnal all turns (July 23 to Aug 22) PISCES )otI:Do Your ego could get ruffled today (Feb 19 to Mar 20) ~ Stay off the sldewalks Try not to force Issues, especIally on You may feel harrIed on the Job the Job ShoppIng and domestIc today Gettmg mad won't ehmmate matters hIghlIght the evenlI'g delays Evenmg IS favorable for love Rlde no more than two abreast VIRGO and frIendshIp (Aug 23 to Sept 22) YOU BORN TODAY are hIghly Keep your hands on the handlebars You're not yourself until late m the IdealIstiC, but somewhat tempera day and are easily upset Romance mental You need to brmg some of and leIsure actIVltles put you m a your Ideas down to earth so they can Don't overload yourself 'happy mood be shared WIth others You have LmRA much creatIve abIlIty and are likely to No passengers, except small chlldren ln ap­ (Sept 23 to Oct 22) be an mnovator m your field MUSIC, proved seats A problem about money could pamtmg, sCIence and WrItIng are arIse WIth a frIend You II opt for tIme probable vocatIons It's WIth the by yourself tOnIght EllJoy home development of a (ommumty sense -- If you drlnk, don't drlve mterests WIth faInily that you come mto j our own .. COMICS APRIL 26 1985 PAGE 7 GARFIELD Jim DavIs 5URPRISE,GARFIE.LP'1 MAPE GOBBLE MY MOU"TH YOU SOME WEENI£ GELATIN I SLURP LI K£1l IT BU T SMACK MY STOMACH GULP 15 STILL MAKING UP ITS MINIl

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SUT YOU CAN I'1f-AD FIG • THEY MI61-/T 5EN D 1l-I05E ~UCK JOCK5 /-lAVE­ A SMOKEL YOKEL I-IERE RUNNIN' TI-jEII': MOUTI-j'5 ON TO CI~ECK OUT TI-jE TI-jEII':. C$ICheers 6 00 Cheers A happIly ma~rled man, an employee of a San Francisco ad 8 05 Falcon Crest 6 25 M1ke Hammer agency, becomes 1nfatuated wlth a beaut~ful young model 8 55 "The Rousters" 7 15 Falcon Crest Frlday, Tradew1nds Theater, 8 p m 10 30 Merv Gr1ffln 8 05 "M1stral's Daughter" ___ _ 11_2Q ~T~e_R~u~t~r~"______MONnA~Q 10_M.£.r~ Qr2:.f !.l.!! ______-- MY FRIEND FLICKA Roddy McDowall, Preston Foster Western-Drama RT 90 G 2 15 Ryan's Hope 3 00 Ryan's Hope A d1sc1pl1ned West P01nt-tra1ned sold1er turns rancher 2 40 Comedy Shop 3 25 L1vely Country/Art Hodes and tr1es to lmpart the same k1nd of d1sclpllne ln h1S son 3 05 Lat1n Tempo 4 20 Fam1ly Feud Sunday, Apr1l 28, Teen Center, 1 p m 3 30 Sesame Street 4 45 Donahue (Amer1can Family) Fr1day, Yokwe Yuk Theater, 6 30 p m 4 30 Famlly Feud 5 35 General Hosp1tal Sunday, May 5, Tradew1nds Theater, 8 p m 4 55 General Hospltal 6 20 The Muppets 8 00 5 40 SOlld Gold 6 45 Newhart ONCE UPON A TIME IN Robert DeN1ro, James Woods 8 50 6 30 USFL Houston vs New Jersey 7 10 Perspect1ve On Greatness AMERICA Cr1me Drama RT 143 R 11 20 9 00 T J Hooker 8 05 Class1c Theatre "K1nd Hearts Story about the r1se and fall of several Jew1sh gangsters 12 10 9 50 Star Search And Cornets" from 1921 to 1968 1 00 10 40 Donahue (Chef Yan) 9 50 SImon & Slmon Sunday, AprIl 28, Yokwe Yuk Club, 7 p m ~ ___ ll_3Q QS£L_ Bo~S!o.!! ~s_ ~e~ le~s~y__ _ IQ ~O_K.!!0is_L~nil.!!g ______Fr1day, Yokwe Yuk Theater, 8 30, 12 30 TUESDAY 2 15 Ryan's Hope 3 00 Ryan's Hope RUNAWAY Tom Selleck, Cynth1a Rhodes 2 40 LIvely Country/Art Hodes 3 25 Comedy Shop SCl-F1 RT 100 R 3 35 Electr1c Company 3 50 Lat1n Tempo In the future, a cop spec1al1zes 1n d1sarmlng robots that 4 05 MullIgan Stew 4 15 Fam1ly Feud have gone out of control 4 35 Fam1ly Feud 4 40 Donahue (Underach1evers) Sunday, Apr1l 28, Yokwe Yuk Club, 2 p m 5 00 General Hosp1tal 5 30 General Hosp1tal Tuesday, Yokwe Yuk Theater, 8 30, 12 30 8 00 5 45 The Muppets 6 15 60 }l1nutes Wednesday, Tradew1nds Theater, 8 p m 8 25 6 10 Newhart 7 20 USFL Houston vs New Jersey 8 50 6 35 PerspectIve On Greatness 9 50 T J Hooker SAHARA Brooke Sh1elds, Lambert W1lson 9 40 7 20 "lexas Across The RIver" [0 40 Best Of Carson Adventure RT III PG 11 20 9 10 SImon & Slmon Wh1le compet1ng 1n the 1927 Sahara Automob1le Rally, a 12 10 10 00 Knots LandIng I young woman 1S k1dnapped by local tr1besmen 1 00 10 50 Donahue (Government/Rell.glOn) Saturday, Apr11 27, R1chardson Theater, 7 30 pm ___ _ ll_4Q ~]~x~s_A~rE.s~ .!h~ !l~e~"_ WEDNESDAY ______Thursday, Tradewlnds Theater, 8 p m

2 15 Ryan's Hope 3 00 Ryan's Hope SPIDERMAN N1cholas Hammond, M1chael Patak1 2 40 Pat CollIns 3 25 Pat Coll1ns Adventure RT 93 G 3 40 Sesame Street 4 25 Fam1ly Feud Peter Parker, a student SC1entlst whose amb1t10n 1S to 4 40 Fam1ly Feud 4 50 Donahue (MarIJuana) become a news photographer, 1S 1n the off1ce of the local 5 05 G~neral HospItal 5 40 General Hosp1tal newspaper edltor when a b1zarre plot lS reported An anony­ 5 50 Pete's Place/We Got It Made 6 25 R1pley's Bel1eve It Or Not mous letter wr1ter cla1ms he has programmed several commu­ 8 00 6 40 RIpley's Belleve It Or Not 7 20 Boone n1ty leaders to comm1t cr1mes 1f the mayor does not pay h1m 8 50 7 30 Boone 8 10 The Yellow Rose $50 mlll10n Later, Peter 1S experlment~ng w1th h1ghly rad1- 9 40 8 20 The Yellow Rose 9 00 Flct10n Makers oact1ve mater1al when there 1S a Sllght acc1dent whIch 10 30 9 15 "The Fa1llng Of Raymond" 10 45 Dav1d Letterman creates the superhero Sp1derman 11 45 10 30 DIV1d Letterman Saturday, Apr1l 27, Teen Center, 1 p m 12 30 11 15 Donahue (Faffilly) Sunday, AprIl 28, Tradewlnds Theater, 8 p m I- ___ l2_0.? ~r~e_F~l.!.l.!!g_Oi !aymE.n~" ______Monday, R1chardson Theater, 7 30 p m THURSDAY Tuesday, Yokwe Yuk Theater, 6 30 p m 2 15 Ryan's Hope 3 00 Ryan's Hope Saturday, May 4, Tradew1nds Theater, 8 p m 2 40 Informat1on Spec1als 3 25 Informat1on Speclals 3 35 One Of A Klnd/It F1gures 4 20 FamIly Feud SUPERGIRL Faye Dunaway, Helen Slater 4 25 Fam1ly Feud 4 45 Donahue (Westmoreland's LawsuIt) Comedy/Adv RT 105 PG 4 50 General Hosp1tal 5 35 General HospItal The teen-age cous~n of Superman leaves her home 1n Argo 8 00 5 35 New Tech TImes 6 20 E R C1ty, a fragment of Krypton that was "blown 1nto 1nner 8 30 6 05 Thrlilmaker Sports 6 45 HIt C1ty space" when that planet was destroyed, to retr1eve her 8 55 6 30 Fall Guy 7 10 Fall Guy c1ty'S m1ss1ng power source -- the Omegahedron She follows 9 45 7 20 ReIlly, Ace Of Sp1es 8 00 Matt Houston 1t to Earth, where she f1nds herself suddenly 1n possess10n 10 40 8 15 Matt Houston 8 50 Borg1a St1ck of superpowers 11 30 9 05 "Dog Pound Shuffle" 10 30 Re Illy, Ace Of SpIes Saturday, Apr1l 27, R1chardson Theater, 9 30 p m 1 10 10 45 Donahue (After Ret1rement) Monday, Yokwe Yuk Club, 7 p m I- ___ .!.1_3.? ~DE.g_PE.u~d_S~uif.!.e~ _____ = ______Wednesday, RIchardson Theater, 7 30 p m FRIDAY 2 15 Ryan's Hope 3 00 Ryan's Hope TIN MAN Tlmothy Bottoms, Deana Jurgens 2 40 Wok W1th Yan 3 25 LOU1S1ana Cookln' Drama RT 90 PG 3 05 Sesame Street 3 55 Fam11y Feud A deaf-mute overcomes h~s hand1cap through his ingen10us 4 05 FamIly Feud 4 20 People's Court 1nventions and the support of the woman who loves him 4 30 People's Court 4 45 Donahue (Thankless Jobs) Saturday, Apr1l 27, Teen Center 9 30 pm 4 55 General HospItal 5 35 General Hospltal Tuesday, Tradewlnds Theater, 8 p m 5 40 ReggIe 6 20 New Tech TImes Thursday, Yokwe Yuk Theater, 6 30, 8 30, 12 30 6 05 Suzanne Pleshette 6 50 Thrlilmaker Sports Saturday, May 4, Rlchardson Theater, 7 30 p m 8 00 6 30 CBS Weekly News 7 10 M1SS1SS1PP1 9 00 7 30 M1SSISS1PP1 8 00 Dynasty 9 50 8 20 Kn1ght R1der 8 50 Scarecrow And Mrs K1ng MOVie Rating System 10 40 9 10 Scarecrow And Mrs Klng 9 40 "Walk1ng Through The F1re" G General V1ew1ng AudIences 11 30 10 00 "Once Upon A Spy" PG Parental GU1dance Suggested Some mater1al may not be 1 10 11 40 Donahle (Marr1age) su~table for chIldren t- __ _ l2_3Q ~O.!!c~ Qp~n_~SE.y~ ______R Restr1cted Under 17 requ1res accompany1ng parent or AFTV programs and scheduled startIng tImes subJect to change guard1an ·ENTERTAINMENT PAGE 10 HOURGLASS, FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 1985 TELEVISION PROGRAM GUIDE Showbiz Kwajalein Roi-Namur Zap! The Wide, Saturday Saturday HEE HAW Hee Hawlng along wlth the regulars are HEE HAW JOlnlng the regulars are Loulse Man­ Glen Campbell Mel TllllS, Blll Monroe, drell, Ronny Robblns, and the Mlillon Dol­ Wild World Of Cable Zeke Sheppard and Steve Warner lar Band By RICK DU BROW SOUL TRAIN Passengers on the Soul Traln are SOUL TRAIN Passengers are Llilo and very spe­ It lS prlme tlme, any nlght, and you Slt treated to dn lnterlude of fast-paced enter­ clal guest, Slster Sledge there looklng at "Street Hawk" or "Alrwolf," and talnment as talented artlsts Atlantlc Star NICKELODEON THEATRE "Poor Llttle R1Ch Gul " you say to yourself and James Ingram hop aboard to perform A lonely llttle rlch glrl runs away and lS "Is that what the televlslon networks really NICKELODEON THEATRE "An Elephant Called Slowly " befrlended by two vaudevllilans who manage thlnk of me? Well, I've had lt, and I'm not go­ Blll and Glnny, the human and humane couple to put her lnto thelr act Shlrley Temple, lng to take lt anymore " of "Born Free," have been lnvlted by a Allce Faye, Jack Haley, Mlchael Whelan And the fact lS, you don't have to take lt natural 1St frlend to take care of hlS home "BUCK AND THE PREACHER " (1971 Drama) As emanCl­ anymore ln Afrlca Acceptlng the lnvltatlon, they pated slaves head West, they are set upon Forty-three percent of televls10n homes now flnd themselves taklng care ln more ways by ruthless men hlred by Southern planta­ have JOlned the zap box revolutlon -- uSlng than one when three orphan elephants de­ tlon owners to force them to return to the multlchannel selectors to program thelr own scend upon them and adopt them as famlly cotton flelds A black trallmaster teams vlewlng on the wlde, wlld world of cable "WILLA " (1979 Drama) A hash-sllnglng wal tress, up wlth a fraudulent preacher to lead thelr Zap' Just llke that One push of the button, abandoned by her husband, becomes obsessed people out of danger -- and to take revenge and you can tune out a $1 mlillon network show wlth the ldea of belng a trucker Faced on the murderlng gang Sldney POltler, and tune ln a $25 program on your local publlc wlth the usual preJudlces from welfare peo­ Harry Belafonte, Ruby Dee, Cameron Mltchell, access channel ple and some truckers, she learns the trade Denny Mliler, Nlta Talbot Televlslon, lf you conslder all the optlons the hard way, experlenclng rape, abuse, the NEW YORK HOT TRACKS Host Carlos de Jesus lS now avallable, has never been better or more temporary loss of her chlldren and, even­ JOlned by hlS very speclal co-host, Cyndl lnterestlng When a network shows respect for tually, her place ln 11fe Deborah Raffln, Lauper, for a look at the hottest vldeos ltS Vlewers wlth good serles or speclals, you Dlane Ladd, Clu Gulager, Clorls Leachman, currently on the record charts Featured stlck wlth lt But when lt doesn't -- zap' Nancy Marchand, Mary Wlckes, Bob Seagren are vldeo performances by The EurythmlCs, I love cable True, pay-TV shows the same NEW YORK HOT TRACKS Celebratlng New York Hot Huey Lewls, JU110 Igleslas Dlana Ross and mOVles too often And true, as wlth any ploneer Tracks' flrst annlversary are guests Eddy Bllly Ocean buslness, some cable channels have fa lIed and Grant, Tlna Turner, Menudo, Jermalne Jack­ MUSIC STORE Guests are Lydla Taylor, Trlp, others wlll fall But desplte the fallout son, Prlnce and Taco rl PlTeland, and Davld Bmne and whlle cable lasts -- what a feast' MUSIC STORE Guests are Wlzzard, Deborah Jeanne Sunday Zap' ,qnrl Cleveland lWO LRO::'SES AT DANGER PASS" (1977 Western) In It lS a Sunday nlght, any Sunday nlght, and Sunday thlS Itallan-Spanlsh Western, Alex Mltchell the networks have to put on somethlng pretty UYNAMlll'. JIM" (1966 Western) Guns, mayhem and returns to the town of Danger Pass twelve fabulous to drag me away from Elsa Klensch's suspense grlp the Old West as a large ShlP­ years after he wltnessed the murder of hlS halt-hour fashl0n serles, "Style," on Cable ment of gold, destlned to help the Federal parents He now seeks revenge agalnst the News Network at 9 30 From Ralph Lauren to Blll cause, lS set up for a hlJacklng by the man who kliled them and hlS famlly Peter Blass to those spooky deslgners ln Japan, I now man who sold the gold LOU1S Davlla, Fer­ Martell, Antony Freeman, Nuccla Cardlnall, know everythlng there lS to know about fashlon nando Sancho, Rosalbl Nerl, Mary Conte LU1S Gaspar, ~ara Cruz, Jesus Puente, An­ Zap' "THE ROUSTERS " (1983 Adventure-Drama) Chad ton1.O Plca The Z Channel lS offerlng Cllnt Eastwood ln Everett stars as Wyatt Earp III, great­ AD LIB Ad Llb wlth Phll Moore and hlS perform­ "Sudden Impact " Dynamlte prlme tlme But NBC grandson of the famous western gunflghter lng guests Llnda Hopklns, Eddle Harrls, has "Mlaml Vlce," and lt'S worth tunlng away Hoyt Axton, Jlm Varney, Maxlne Stuart John Heard and Harold Jones, as they slng for that After all, Z was offerlng "Sudden Im­ MERV GRIFFIN Merv's guests are actress Lee "No Need For You To Cry," "If 1 Do," "Feel­ pact" Saturday and Sunday as well Remlck, actor Jon-Erlk Hexum, comedlan lng," and "I'll Be There" Zap' Steve Landesberg and author Jlm Everhart "MISTRAL'S DAUGHTER " (Part 1) (1980 Drama) A It lS any tlme of the day or nlght and a blg Monday young French glrl arrlves ln Parls set on news story breaks You don't have to walt for DONAHUE Guest Martln Yan demonstrates the won­ becomlng a palnter's model, but flnds the the nlghtly news or "Good Mornlng Amerlca" or nprful klnds of food prepared wlth a wok gOlng rough untl1 she meets the moody art- "Today" for a detalled wrap-up Punch the CNN Tuesday 1st, Mlstral Stefanle Powers, Lee Remlck, button, and the story's there FAMILY CLASSIC THEATRE "Texas Across the Rlver " Stacy Keach, Robert Urlch, Tlmothy Dalton Zap' A young Spanlsh nobleman flees to Texas af­ MERV GRIFFIN Merv's guest Bo Derek talks about It lS 2 am, everyone else at home lS sleep­ ter belng accused of kllllng hlS sweet­ her performance ln her fllm "Bolero " lng but you're not tlred You're punchlng away heart's flance She follows hlm, but meets Monday at the channel selector and there lt lS -- the a cattleman who attracts her, and the noble­ DOl'lrutLJE Kep George Mlller of Cahfornla and Boston Celtlcs plaYlng the Phlladelphla Warrl0rs man meets an Indlan mald whom he falls for John Buchanan dlSCUSS thelr vlews of the or somebody on ESPN, the sports network Pure Dean Martln, Alaln Delon, Rosemary Forsyth, Amerlcan faml1y as belng every blt as heaven You watch a quarter of the mlddle-of­ Joey B1Shop, Tlna Marquand strong ln lts coheslon as lt ever was the-nlght rerun and sleep llke a baby KNOTS LANDING The pollce keep a stakeout at the FAMILY CLASSIC THEATRE "Klnd Hearts and Cor­ Zap' EWlng ranch, observlng Dlana and searchlng nets " An enterprlslng "black sheep" ln an Well, for heaven's sake, there's that Lenny for eVldence of ChlP'S whereabouts Mack Engllsh famlly decldes to dlspose of elght Bruce documentary agaln on the USA Cable Net­ lashes out at Sumner when he learns that relatives so that he may occupy the POS1- work They show lt almost as much as "Reefer Lon£ldentlal reports of the crlme commlS­ tlon and have the wealth that wa" den lea Madness" And there's good old Donovan and the Slon are gOlng to Sumner's offlce hlm because hlS father was a poor Itallan Klnks on USA's "Nlght Fllght," the best varlety DONAHUE Should government be lnvolved ln rell­ Alec GUlnness, DenOlS Prlce, Joan Greenwood show on televlslon g10n or should rellgl0n play a part ln gov­ KNOTS L~~DING ChlP'S slster arrlves ln Knots Zap' e ...... "1e n t? Landlng shocklng Dlana wlth some cold Can lt really be? That terrlfic old Robert Wednesday truths about ChlP, Val and Karen's famlly Montgomery mystery fl1m, "Rlde the Plnk Horse," "THE FAILING OF RAYMOND " (1971 Drama) An ex­ become palnfully aware of Karen's lncreas­ wlth Wanda Hendrlx, Thomas Gomez and Fred Clark? student lS plagued by the fact he never lng dependence on pliis There lt lS -- on the Sateillte Program Network graduated from hlgh school He decldes to Tuesday Zap' return to school to seek revenge on the DONAHUE lJr Llnnus Pecaut and Larry Hawklns The networks and local statlons are on the schoolteacher he blames for hlS fallure zero ln on k1.ds who are underachlevers due channel selector, too -- and so long as they Jane Wyman Dean Stockwell, Dana Andrews, to boredom, televls10n or peer pressure offer a "Cagney & Lacey" or "Hlll Street Blues" Murray Hamllton, Tlm O'Connor, Paul Henreld BEST OF CARSON Johnny's guests lnclude slnger or "Cheers" or "Somethlng About Amella" or the LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN Guest mOVle Sheena Easton Ted Lange of "Love Boat," Super Bowl or a SOlld news show, they Wln us hlstorlan MlchaeJ Medved talks about the and comedlan Steven Wrlght back Repeated surveys have shown that commer­ flap mOVles Also, comedlan George Mliler Wednesday clally deslrable televlslon audlences tune 1n and hlS comedy act DONAHUE MarlJuana lS now overtaklng corn as good fllms, news and sports DONAHUE TOP1C of dlScusslon lS the seemlngly Amerlca's No 1 crop Llvely audlence partl­ Zap' dellberate breakdown of the tradltlonal clpatlon over legallzatlon VS crlmlnallza- Who says televlslon has to be the way lt used Amerlcan famlly by women who choose to have tlon to be? Not anybody who has llstened to Antonls chlldren wlthout the lnfluence of a father LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN Davld's guests KacoYlannls slng I haven't seen Antonls for a Thursday are comedlan-wrlter Carl Relner and slnger whlle, but there he was every week, slnglng bet­ DUG Puul'D SHUFFLE" (1975 Drama) An ex-vaudevll­ Patty La Bell ter than Placldo Domlngo and JU110 Igleslas put llan hoofer has been a drlfter for more Thursday together, from Plraeus, Greece, on a local years than he cares to remember Also, a DOW\l1LJE Newsman and host of "60 Mlnutes," Mlke cable show called "Greclan Odyssey " young ex-prlzeflghter faclng adverslty dlS­ Wallace dlscusses the Wlillam Westmoreland Zap' covers along wlth hlS hoofer frlend, that lawsult agalnst hlm, the program, and CBS There we are at C-SPAN, the Washlngton-based ln savlng the llfe of a llttle dog, Spot, HIT CITY Host Warren Epps features vldeo perfor- news channel Can televlslon really be thlS they flnd the courage to reconstruct thelr mances by Herble Hancock, Duran Duran and good? Well, there lS Brlan Lamb nlcely grlillng own lives Fllmed on locatlon ln Vancouver, Tavares some Journallst and some phone callers And the B C Candda Ron Moody, Davld Soul REILLY, ACE OF SPIES Wlth hlS plan to overthrow surprlses are endless There lS Norman Lear DONAHUE Phll's guests are people who, after re­ Lenln a fallure, Sam Relily has safely re­ talklng to the Natl0nal Press Club And there tlrement, have gone on to become successful turned to London wlth a prlce on hlS head lS fllnty Adm Hyman Rlckover testlfYlng be­ ln new flelds ln Russla In an effort to get the Bolshe­ fore a House panel, and he lS more entertalnlng Friday vlks to call off thelr assaSSlns Relily than the televls10n sltcoms on other channels UNLl'. u~ON A Spy" (1980 Mystery-Drama) A beautl­ agrees to arrange a loan for them wlth the Zap' ful secret agent lures a computer genlus Brltlsh government and ultlmately JOlns It's growlng late, and Vla cable, we're lnto serVlce as a superspy The reluctant Savlnkov to work from England towards the watchlng New York statlon WOR-TV and talk show hero flnds hlmself lnvolved wlth the world's defeat of the BolsheVlks host Joe Franklln, who loves show blZ and the most dangerous vllialn and hlS army of gor­ Friday good old days, lf you know what I mean The late geous blonde, blue-eyed klilers Eleanor DONAHUE Guests are people who work at what lS George Jessel could play Joe Franklln llke no Parker, Ted Danson, Mary Loulse Weller, seen by many as a thankless Job, such as one else We learn on the Franklln show that a Chrlstopher Lee, Leonard Stone telephone operator, toll booth attendant, restaurant named Jolson's, named after Al Jol­ DONAHUE D1Scusslon centers on the problem of process server, garbage truck drlver or son, lS gOlng to open ln New York A guest does women who flnd they must mother thelr hus­ dlaper serVlce drlver a Jolson lmltatl0n You can't get thlS klnd of bands who, as a result, have refused to "WALKING THROUGH THE FIRE" (1979 Drama) A true stuff on CBS grow up and accept responslblilty story based on the book by Laurel Lee A Zap' Zap' Zap' young mother, pregnant wlth her thlrd Chl1d, Everyone around you may be gOlng crazy be­ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * learns she has the often termlnal Hodgkln's cause of your zapplng But lf you love televl­ TeleV1S10n program 1nformat10n 15 prov1ded by dlsease Bess Armstrong, Tom Mason, Rlchard S10n as a growlng kaleldoscope of past, present the Department of Defense for use by serV1ce Masur, J D Cannon, June Lockhart and future, then the new wlde world of cable -­ members and the1r fam1l1es worldw1de Programs and schedules are subject to change wlth all ltS channels -- lS an lrrestlble addl­ w1thout not1ce tlon to the pleasure ~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *