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FOR THE STREETS THIS UNIVERSITY ti Judge Jules talks to Adam Blenford about LIFE From Freshers week to the UK's biggest ever open air dance graduation: the student experience as seen by party - The Leeds Love Parade Murray Wallace Preview - juice pages 10-11 Pages 10-11 CIA TO MONITOR BRITISH STUDENTS American agency Arts patrons targets foreigners honoured in terrorism fight By NUB RAJA By MAN AMMAN MELVYN Bragg, Jude Kelly and David Hockney received their honourary A SHOCKING report has proposed a tagging system degrees from Leeds University in a of all foreign students entering the United States. traditional ceremony on campus including British students taking a year abroad as yesterday. The three were honoured due to their part of their degree scheme. contributions to various aspects of the To tackle the threat of international terrorism, the US arts world. Melvyn Bragg was also government has compiled a congressional report urging CIA officially installed as Chancellor of agents to spy on students within its borders, a move which the University, a move announced earlier has outraged civil liberties campaigners. this year. He is best known as being the The scheme will affect hundreds of students at both Leeds editor and presenter of The South Bank universities taking a year abroad in America. The proposal,. Show and a prize winning screenwriter published this week, have come after the US National and novelist. Commission on Terrorism announced that American anti- Jude Kelly's degree comes in terrorism policies were "seriously deficient" and that extreme recognition of her leading role in the measures needed to be taken to ensure the prevention of emergence and continued excellence of terrorist attacks. the West Yorkshire Playhouse. Kelly is But the proposed surveillance of every foreign student the chief executive and artistic director in America has sparked concern amongst students and student of the Playhouse. bodies across the country. An NUS spokesperson commented: Britain's greatest living artist. David "If such proposals were to be put forward, we as a student Hocknes.completes the trio. Hockney's organisation would be very concerned. constant innovation and embracing of "We can assure students who are intending to travel to new techniques as well as his Yorkshire America to study that we will be keeping a very close eye roots made him an obvious choice for on this story for further developments." an honourary degree. The report claims that the monitoring of foreign students Also receiving degrees were Alan is essential since "a small minority may exploit their student Roberts. Alan Bullock, Robert Ogden status to support terrorist activity." and Joceyln Bell Burnell. The report also urges government officials to be very Conthwod on page 5 OLD BAR TO IMPLEMENT TRIAL SMOKING BAN - FULL STORY ON PAGE FOUR Leeds Student 2 FRIDAY, TUNE 9, 2000 NEWS NEWS IN BRIEF Jubilee cabaret cafe Couch potatoes THE Jubilee 2000 campaign will be hosting an evening of comedy. music, drama and dance at The Underground this Sunday, writes Dan Box. Starting at 8pm. the 'Cabaret Cafe 2000' night will coincide with the G8 summit. which aims to establish a global plan on debt relief for the Third World. Ben Hayhow, from Leeds University People persuaded to and Planet explained: "This is the day when we know just how much debt has been cancelled. The aims of the campaign which seemed a pipe-dream when it began really arc within our grasp, so we need to make one final big push on this weekend so the G8 cannot possibly fail." Tickets for the night in advance are £11/E4 or £71£5 on the door. For more information contact Dan on 0113 224 9648. get in shape Prize winning designs

Architecture student Diana Store has won awards in both Germany and Holland with her landscape designs. writes Jamie Giles. After winning in the Ostfildem 2002 landscape and garden show pia in Germany tits/ month for her mid( with fellow student Ulrike Schiemicircr, Diana was awarded £318) fix her &sip for 'Ainfihis:hwotai 'Amphibious Living I. an international landscape design competition in Holland. The Dutch competition asked for design solutions tiwareasprooe to flooding and Diandsdmigns mpressed the judges with their combination if flair and practicality. Diana said: "I've always been interested in haw the environment affects people and how people affect the environment. They're very related and 1 wanted to do work that impruvesdielawironment Machias°, hopefully. brings people closer to their environment." Summer travel award

BURSARIES from Leeds University for travel this summer i ncludcd :wards to the following students, writes Dan Bar Rachel Ashton who will spend the summer studying Basal conditions in Svalbard. Rhiannon Dart and Hozefa Ehrahim who will both attempt to climb Mount Kilimanjaro and Nicholas Gardner who will 'be working as a volunteer in Indonesia. Awards were also granted to Kirstin Glentlinning fur volunteer work in North COUCH POTATOES: Young children are encouraged to get active India, Anna Portch, Samantha Staddon and Sofia Vougiuukalon who will all be studying the ecology of the Cook I slands and so this project will give youngsters the Helen Rimmer who will be working as a volunteer in Costa Rica. THE next generation of couch potatoes By CATHERINE BURT sport at a top class facility. These awards are made annually. More information can he found is being shifted off the sofa and into opportunity to play "I hope as well as being a fun activity at www.leeds.ac.uk/studentsioffice/travelinfo. sports centres thanks to a new scheme 'couch potato youngsters face an increased to take part in, the scheme will open doors with backing from Leeds Metropolitan risk of death from heart disease. for budding sportsmen and women in our A report from the British Foundation University. Heart city." found that more than one third of children Sticky time on the line Local children will he given a sporting Sports clubs will also he taking part in in England and not reach even chance to avoid heart disease thanks to a wales do the project to develop and sustain links with AN unlucky [weds University graduate woke up after a big night out 1.. lottery financed project. minimum recommended exercise levels. schools. Representatives from Leeds Rhinos, ['Ind his daring housernates had sme3 t wn telephones to his ears. write,' The youngsters from inner city areas like The BHF has designed a poster campaign Milford. Queens. Leeds Knights and o SluffReporter. Kirkstall. Headingley. Weetwood, Little for parents to encourage their children to Headingley Hawks rugby clubs and Kirkstall Alter numerms hours in amialL London and Lincoln Green will all he able take up active lifestyles to avoid habit which Abbey and St Chad's tennis clubs will ticking the superglue which held to try their hand at a variety of sports under could lead to heart disease, also he taking part. he telephones in place, the brass. the new scheme drawn up by LMU. Leeds The posters will go up in the run-up to Leeds Rhinos' mascot, Ronnie, will help .raduatc was released and told to City Council, local schools and sports clubs. British Heart Week from June 10 to 18. A to launch the scheme at the first session on to borne and rest his aching ears Sessions in hockey, athletics, tennis and grant given under the Millennium Festival "I can't believe it" stonned Nas June 19 at 1.30pm. rugby league will he held at the university's Awards For All initiative is helping to fund involvement Reigar."I tell askam after a big night Beckett Park campus. the session. LMU is well known for its with encouraging children to exercise. xa to find my taavemates had playo.1 The coaching will be delivered by sport The cash is also being used to send sports became the first to host an this cruet joke on me. AI least I didn't development officers from the city council club coaches on a national foundation course Last year it have to queue for the phone for and the university as well as qualified coaches which focuses on child protection procedures. American style Fat Camp for overweight that hours. l managed to have two from Leeds Rhinos and Adel Hockey Club. Paul Senior. community sports officer children. conversations at once. This year the course will begin on July The idea of involving children in sport said: "Many schools in inner-city areas have For more AAaaaallnggehhlayr iLitmes amid a warning that a generation of limited sports facilities to offer their pupils. 23 and will last until September 2. information telephone Ill 17 283 7418.

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134 GOT A GOOD STORY? RING OUR 24-HOUR NEWSDESK ON (0113) 243 4727 46- Leeds Student NEWS FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 3 City Council plans for development to affect Clarence Dock residents

THE Clarence Dock area is to he revitalised with a massive investment By LUCY BALLINGER of f 100 million being pumped into the area, Leader of Leeds City Council Brian The development is set to Walker said: "The sustained investment significantly affect students living at interest in Clarence Dock shows that the Clarence Dock flats, situated right our vision to extend the city centre next to the planned site for the new south of the river is now paying off." leisure area. The Health and Safety Executive There will be a multiplex cinema, stalled the development for a year after shops. restaurants, and a luxury hotel concern over the close proximity of a built on the waterside. nearby chemical plant. This is likely to increase the appeal The developer the Berkeley group of the flats for students, although the is to pay 0,5 million to move a part construction may cause disruption. of the factory away from it's existent Will Adams, a resident of Clarence site. Dock flats feels that: "The development The plans include the construction can only be a good thing. At the moment of two swing or lift bridges across it is a long bus ride down to Kirkstall the dock, in addition to the existent to go to the cinema, Leeds needs a new footbridge, and will make the area one in the city centre." around the Royal Armouries museum more attractive.

BEFORE AND AFTER: Clarence Dock as we know It now (left) and an artist's Impression of how It will look after the redevelopment Taxi trouble continues as drivers strike

PRIVATE hire cab drivers are hoping to bring commuter traffic to a halt in the city centre next week in protest against By WILL ADAMS Council restrictions in the city centre. for one of the major private hire companies in Leeds said "If this At tarn on Monday morning, hundreds of Leeds' minicab drivers protest does not cause the council to change their minds, we plan to will take to the streets and drive slowly around the city centre loop. demonstrate continually until action is taken. We are passing the They hope to cause chaos and congestion in the rush hour traffic. word around other cab firms and we hope that the majority of Leeds' Two weeks ago Leeds Student reported how Leeds Council have private hire drivers will turn out for the protest." restricted access to Boar Lane. Park Row and Bishopsgate to Inspector Craig, a patrol officer at Millgarth Police Station. said: Hackney carriages. cycles and buses only. "We are aware of the demonstration. If as many as 2,000 extra cars Private hire drivers are angry that black and white Hackney car- am in the city centre on Monday morning there will certainly be dis- riages are allowed to drive down major city centre streets while they ruption. Buses will be just as badly affected as anyone else and we arc not. advise students to walk to the Universities area and city centre." Drivers say that this is the last straw after several restrictions in The private hire drivers met on Tuesday night to discuss tactics. recent year and that their business is threatened by discriminatory they plan to repeat the demonstration every Monday morning until council regulations. something is done. Derek Quinn from Leeds City Council's Highways department A spokesman for the Private Hire Drivers' Association said: "We said: "The issue is that the law allows buses. taxis and cycles to use don't want to inconvenience the public but we have to do something. roads in central Leeds, including Park Row and Boar Lane but also We pay the same fees as Hackney carriages but we are discriminated Vicar Lane. The legal definition of a taxi is a black and white against. Hackney carriage and the laws which cover the restrictions are pri- "At the end of the day, the customers are losers as well as our- mary laws laid down by the government." selves. They end up paying more for their journey and we are at risk The denionstration is planned to last for two hours. A spokesman of losing our livelihoods,"

3 Leeds Student 4 FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 NEWS Smoke-free THE TIME HAS COME TO RENOUNCE THE zone for the OLD WAYS, TO Old Bar SMOKERS have been banned from a part of the Old Bar despite any clear support for the By DAN BOX SMASH THE CHAINS scheme. "The Union's just like the government on this one. Oxford University claimed this week to he trying on one hand to claim cigarettes are evil and the first Student Union in the country to introduce behind that relying on the profits made from cigarette non-smoking rules in its Union bar, but having sales. announced the move in nationwide press releases "This move seems just as pointless." OF CONFORMITY, it emerged that Leeds University Union had pipped Luke Robbins-Grace, LUU Events and Societies them to the post. Officer. countered: "It's simple, the tobacco booth Three weeks ago the Union Council voted to is for people who smoke, the snug is for people make the snug a no-smoking area and signs enforcing who don't." the ruling went up this week. Last year the government launched a £100 TO CAST ASIDE THE However students failed to see the benefits of million anti-smoking campaign and collected f8,7 the scheme. Second year English student Tom billion in revenue from tobacco sales. Henson protested: "What's the point? The snug The decision has won the support of the anti- won't stay clean, smoke travels. smoking charity ASH who commented: "Smoke "It's going to get in and then what's the travels - that's true, but even a small room is a step difference?" in the right direction. All we ask is that people STRAIGHT JACKET Other students voiced discontent on how the have a choice." decision was made. Cassandra King. a first year This argument is supported by hospitality industry Economics student, said: "The Oxford motion was data showing how improvements in air quality lead carried by a vote of 600 Union members. In Leeds to an average profit increase in selected pubs. the 20-odd Union Council decided in one night A spokesman from J.D.Wethersporm in Leeds OF ORTHODOXY. without asking anyone. argued simply: "Today for a pub not to provide "It's a pull. we're students. people smoke. If for, non-smokers is like a restaurant not having a we can't leave it there then it should have gone vegetarian dish on the menu-stupidity." to the students to vote on it." The Union Council debate over the issue centred The Old Bar now balances the new non-smoking around the fact that it was simply unfair not to give snug at one end and a well-stacked tobacco booth students a choice. at the other. Ultimately the motion was passed at the Union Second year medical student Aisha Raja argued: Council in mid May. THE TIME HAS COME TO SPEND HALF AN HOUR ON THE LADDER.

ON THE PISS: Competitors show off their prizes

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• the-ladder.com is quick, FREE and easy to use THE winners of the access to a computer. An • puts your CV in front of top UK companies iAgora.com challenge By LUCY BALLINCEFi iAgora sign up name and password will he all they were announced this week, • presents job opportunities you may never have even dreamed of their home country whether need. The site has interesting after a tough competition • gets employers to contact you, so you can get on with your life living, working or studying articles, interviews, reviews held at Kirkstall Brewery abroad. and essential information on Just jump on www.the-Iadder.cem and complete a simple CV. Bar. The aim of the site is to act different countries and is in The winners of the con- as a central point to bring stu- several languages. test, which took place on June dents together in order to Users can keep in contact share experiences and gain 4, were Bob Acrey, Hazel and interact through chat Elliott, Maria Connie, Tom new insights. rooms, free Entail and bul- the-lacIder.com Bonham and Kath Turner. Students will no longer iAgora.com is a website have to drag heavy guide- letin hoards with other trav- set up to encourage people books around the globe whilst ellers and people using the JUST THE JOB to bond whilst away from on their travels but just have webs ire. Leeds Student NEWS FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 5 Spy proposals spark outrage

aware whenever a Foreign student CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE changes an academic course "say from English Literature to Nuclear University added: "If s outrageous. Physics." This measure will help Don't you think it strange that the CIA are spending so much money US officials to keep track of those ■ they believe to be student terrorists. 011thiS.piti xtofinoniloring fineign But such proposals may he in students when there are no many danger of deterring students from nutters in the US anyway?" taking a year abroad in America As well as causing a stir amongst aspen of their COUNC in University. students, the report also causes Third year Polities student Mark concern for uni VCINi hes offering the Gill said: "1 never would have gone choice ola year ahmad in America. if I was going to he monitored. I Course num for the Parliamentary think such a proposal means the Studies degreeat Leeds University, Americans will lose out and it Ed Gouge. commented: 'The probably won't even deter terrorists," proposals are concerning because Mark who ii. presently on it year it isummeary to monitor all students. out atter studying in North America I think To CIA shooklonlybeallowixt as part or his course at Leeds to moni or students ifthere are more evidential grounds frit-suspicion,"

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of Business 2 Bedrooms 5 Bedrooms CROSS SPEEDWELL STREET COMPLIMENTING its innovative image PARK TERRACE HEADINGLEY THOMAS STREET and new premises the Leeds University By JAMES FERRER Business School is the first department to as this competition proves it doesn't Minter STANMORE PLACE, LS4 HAREHILLS LANE have its own website. what degree you are doing. just has e a o.- A competition was launched in association The Business School committee res-ponsiblo BURELY LODGE TERRACE with Brand New Media to find a design fur the for commissioning the website decided to team website. with the winner receiving £2011. up with the Leeds and London based Media cumparn BEECHWOOD VIEW Will Cookson, 21, a second year Pharmacology to launch the 'design it website competition. 1 Bedroom/ self contained student created the website which includes a home Leeds University Business School staff - student page for the Business School as well as a committee committee will he the first in Leeds University to members page, minutes page and a bulletin hoard. go un-line. Lindi Slevin the chairperson of the 82 VICTORIA ROAD About the website. Will said: "I have always been Committee commented: interested in using computers. ] do HTML as more "The Wehsite will make it easier for students of a hubby than anything else - but maybe now I to submit their ideas and comments on courses 4 Bedrooms Studio flats will he taking it a little more seriously as Brand and other issues in the department. New Media have offered Inc a placement for a "My thanks goes to Alex Bentley. Kushal Patel SCHOOL VIEW 4 CARDIGAN ROAD year.- and Alex Whiiwell the Wchsite Committee and Al Fox. Public Relations Manager at Brand the other committee members who put in a lot of New Media the sponsors of the competition. time who helped to make this a mat mile stone BEAMSLEY MOUNT Flat ets and Bedsits commented: "We want students at all the Universities in communication within the school.- around Leeds to be aware of the recruitment aspect A link for the site can he found on the Leeds MONKBR DGE STREET, LS6 Of our company. l'iliversity Union wehsite. carn.cr slyly jexec u:•;:e. a 154 6,,rdlEps "It is difficult to get staff for the company. and OATLAND CLOSE CARDIGAN ROAD Late licence for library ELTHAN RISE 34 BRUDENELL MOUNT ASHVILLE AVENUE 18 MIDLAND ROAD USING the library late into By LUCY BALLINGER and create access to load and the night may become reality drink ton library users in the be answered." Parkinson building. As Jan HAREHILLS LANE LS6 Rooms in shared houses next year, as an assessment is Library use late in the explained: "We are working being undertaken into how evening would he reliant on the with catering to improve facili• MAYVILLE AVE its facilities can be further self-service machines ;dread,. ties Mr people who are using the MOOR PARK DRIVE, HEADINGLEY used to support its users. being introduced. on which library. ' users can issue their own hooks. WELTON GROVE "We are Ittovine LO extend Leeds University Lihrary is MOOR PARK DRIVE "The library would function opening hours further." said Jan one of the the largest in Great Wilkinson, Director of Library without service points open.- Britain with over 2.3 million BEECHWOOD VIEW LS4 ASHVILLE GROVE services at the University of stated Jan. There would he hooks. Jan feels: "Next year will library staff around but the KIRKSTALL HILL Leeds. "The aim is to remain sec us continuing to respond to open until midnight. but the big emphasis would he on the users. student and staff needs." question of security remains to There are also plans to try 5 Leeds Student 6 FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 Leeds Student CIA proposals are an affront to civil liberties

he Central Intelligence Agency in America is an organisation steeped in a type of mystique concerning it's alleged involvement from everything to drug running in South America to Tthe assasination of President Kennedy, If a dodgy event has taken place you can bet your bottom dollar that someone will link the CIA to it. Whether or not this is entirely fair is a different matter but what it does go to show is that the organisation is unliked and untrusted. But it's not surprising when they do things such as reveal plans to 'tag' all foreign students entering the United States of America. Their reasoning is that to fight terrorism they must not be caught short by people entering the US with that specific purpose. This is ludicrous in that they are targetting many innocent people without any reason to do so. Europe, ready If that doesn't contravene the American constitution's safe-guarding of people's civil liberties then what does'? It is amazing that the country which purports to value such ideals so highly does the most to damage them through it's actions which are so often unwarranted. It's up to the governments of all other states to get together and warn the USA against such a provocatory act towards their innocent citizens. to fight again? Could you imagine the US reaction if students from America were monitored by the British secret services when they came here to study? ES, it's that time As Euro 2000 gears up for kick- Charleroi. The stadium has conic under serious criticism in There would rightly he uproar. Time for Blair's again. The season of off, JAMIE GILES looks at the recent months and now Sepp government to stand up for its citizens in the summer when flintier has called for the match wider context of international relations. likelihood of violence breaking between England and Germany the whole nation out and marring the to be changed from Charleroi yturns football crazy and 141 to an alternative venue as its 'Three Lions' and 'Vin-da- tournament, and wonders what capacity is the smallest of all Swansong time loo' dominate the airwaves. authorities can do do keep the peace the stadiums in the The wait is almost over after championship.. holdine a mere OLDERS and files are being packed away all England scraped through to 30,(10t1 people. qualify for Euro 2155) back in +1[1.!1L1W 1.0 recover 1.1.01.11,,. water Internal a rang Li ti es bensceri across the campuses of Leeds as yet another , Oetoher against the Scots. Now. noation that the!. made Therefore. even it there are Dutch and Belgian supporters academicyear draws to a close. It's an when they F after a mixed reaction to the many English fans who don't may also be a problem for the chickened out nf intro dueirg emotional time in many ways that triggers a bizarre set series of friendlies since then. ii make it to the finals. there is a authorities to cope with. not to that legislation." of symptoms in those within its clutches: regret. isn't just Kevin Keegan's threat of violence that will more mention the rivalry that exists HOWeVVr, authorities in both performance that has been at the than likely cause havoc for the between fans from Amsterdam nostalgia. maybe even bitterness but also the up Belgium and Holland do hare forefront of the media build- Belgian and Dutch authorities. and Rotterdam who do have uncontrollable desire to quote Frank Sinatra. Once again the issue of the names of known hooligans Fur instance, if everyday somewhat of a torrid past. All The chances are that you did not want to do it your and will watch all entrances into football hooliganism has been football supporters from any games between Ajax and apparent in the press. This these countries. English way" and that if you actually decided to part the "Final competing country are provoked Feyenoord are played behind comes after the tragedy in supporters do have a had name curtain" you'd actually find that it was, well, a rather or set upon they will find it hard closed doors. Istanbul where two Leeds fans when travelling to panics to resist any form of a violent This is proof that the ordinary curtain actually. The words of OF Blue Eyes were stabbed to death, and overseas. This is confirmed by response. travelling English fans are a might be poignant for some, or then again perhaps fighting between Arsenal and past incidents, which includes worry but aren't at the front of Stefan Raab's classic German Eurovision entry Galatasaray fans in May's the World Cup in France two 'D rather not point a UEFA Cup Final in years ago. This worry has been the queue of the problems "Wadde hadde dudde da" is the heart-rendering lyric suspecting finger at facing the authorities. although Copenhagen, recent examples emphasised by the shadow that touches your soul. Turkish fans but they do it is safe to say that if our of what sadly seems to be an Home Secretary Ann seem the most obvious Whatever the soundtrack to your life, and whether English footballing tradition. Widdecombe, who was said to government had pulled their or not it has one of those ghastly up-a-semitone key threat, especially after fingers out sooner they would This prompted the Home be "distressed" that around 3011 Irecent controversies, A recent have helped the state of affairs changes towards the end, let's hope that there's a nice Secretary, lack Straw, to ban people who have been story told how one Galatasaray known hooligans from convicted of violent offences. greatly. musing chorus just around the corner. fan stabbed another to death The situation being faced travelling to the finals. were tree to travel to the finals. after an argument that broke However, it seems that this has But it is travelling fans from can be likened to that which out in a bar following a dismal occurred at France '98. where This is the last been left too late, the other countries who also pose a I-I display from Galatasaray. government have been accused substantial threat. groups of Tunisian dwellers The two men were best friends. along with groups of local Leeds Student of the aca- of dragging their feet and the Anglo-Turkish relations This proves just how die-hard Likelihood of violence during aren't the hest they've been youths in Marseille began to some fans can be, and if your provoke English fans. As we demic year. We hope the competition is high. Ian right at the moment, but it isn't own country's fellow Todd, the chairman of the the fans travelling from Turkey know, this led to numerous supporters are at risk then other skirmishes and arrests which you've enjoyed the paper National Federation of Football who arc at the centre of the countries' fans don 't stand eohf hesetthe nes ga i c ct utF en reday rfaced.o Supporters Clubs claims that the authorities' attention. Germany much of a chance. likely as much as we've enjoyed government has not done is home to quite a substantial looks The organisers' fears are enough to prevent known s at the number of Turks, as are various also holstered by doubts over producing it for you. Have troublemakers from travelling to other European countries, and finals. safety levels at a number of the t has to lx Euro 2000. these fans have easier access to venues, in particular the p cracking summer and "It is inevitable there will be the finals than both Turks from stadium to host two of dn trouble at Euro 2000," Todd their home country and English pS)wtilbnoe mall;n[ee. hdntht c ;acceptdo beospesert b rverQ i eho e England's group stage matches, see you in September says. "The government is fans making the trip across the pan behind the Stade Communale in 6 Leeds Student FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 7

Write to Letters to the Editor, Leeds Student, Leeds University Union, Pt) Box 157, LEEDS LS 1 7 LIU or Email editargleedsdotstudent.cornt, Unionground editor responds to criticism LETTER OF THE WEEK I would like. to clear up a few inaccuracies concerned with myself and the to Blag Your Degree' article in TOBY CHASSEAUD Unionground. The story carried in last The downside of the WAS mistaken in believing that week's Leeds Student said 1 was Wednesday's cricket match would unavailahle for comment. I was not asked determine who is better nut of the to comment. Internet revolution Uni and the Met. It seems that the 'How to blag your degree' was a series real showdown actually occured at of tongue.in-check articles which covered i am writing to you because I feel that I can keep my the Polybop last Saturday when a Philosophy. Sociology, Politics and silence no longer. Throughout this year f have few pints got the better of LUU's English. The articles suggest 'short cuts'. witnessed disgraceful scenes in computer clusters all aims Hockey team yet do not imply that you can blag an over the campus, with people getting out of control The trouble started, I am told. entire degree, we all know this is not just to get on a computer. I have heard of when the boys started taunting possible. "handbags at ten paces" but some of the bitchy LMUSU's Womens Rugby Contrary to what was suggested. I did fighting that takes place when two people make a players including the formidable not intend in any way to insult the staff at dash for the same PC goes a long way beyond that. LMUSU President Kerk Lawlcy The School of English, I have nothing but no less. After one too many drink, What is it that makes people suddenly go beserk praise for whom I was taught by (the they began to unleash their full administration of the department is just to get one place ahead in a queue? With road quota of anti-Met songs until another matter). rage and air rage already in existence, is this La w ley could restrain herself and It is ludicrous to suggest my scripts phenomenon people fighting in lumps just to her players no more. ought to be re-marked. Although my get on the intermit - to he known as wish rage? It's In the subsequent scuffle. the working methods may have been different not as if it's a particularly British thing either (well Uni boys got sihne thing of a to other students.] deserved my degree the nue-tieing but is. obviously) because I have seen bruising as Kerk & Co. proceeded and I worked damn hard to ensure l got students of many different nationalities getting to show the tom who's boss and my 2:1. involved. even stripped the hockey captain The writer of the letter stated that of his shirt- The greatest irony is that away From the clusters, "studying" is "what university is actually The trouble escalated until for". University has so much more to offer most students are at pains to point out that they are Security t very slowly and than just studying. if they could get their not "dweehs" who use the computers all the time. reluctantly I broke up the serum head out their arse for live minutes they Yet once they cross the threshold Wu those dreaded leaving the skipper to whine to may see this. clusters, getting on a computer is all that counts. bouncers that his oh so expensit e They may also rediscover a sense of shirt had been r ipped to shreds. humour and it may dawn on them that the Tont West WEB RAGE: Restricted internist cocas frustrates eases Mr Muscle looked at the article was intended tithe witty and unfortunate lad and thought far a amusing, not a serious guide to studying. The letter of the week wins a £10 Alaterstowe's book voucher while before answering: "Welt And anyway it's all been said I'm sure it must have been a very before...and that is why "everything is Mills. but what about the danger he's put he leaves university. joins the big wide Dear Editor, cheap and very flimsy shirt to basically plagarism". every other resident in by letting his card world and hopefully finds a decent job. he have been ripped by a bunch of fall into the hands of a possible thief will he grateful for any holidays he can In the last year I have contacted the police girls," he said to the delight to the Urroriginally yours, On the subject of University staff get. After all he won't be getting the live 12 times, every time being asked if I was a rugby players. jude Corrigan. having 2 full days off over the last Bank months students have. four weeks a year student as soon as I mentioned my post Holiday. When Mr Mills finally has a full more like. code ALSO down in the dumps were time job where he works II hours a day for In my experience all the staff Clarence Do& flats: staff speak out Why do they need to know? r have also LUU's cricket team on 48 weeks of the year instead of the easy employed by the university go out of their waited over 2 hours he a response to a 999 Wednesday. deprived as they were life as a student, then he can complain! way to make students lives a little hit call after I was seriously assault in the now of the talents of their injured Club the letter of the week by In rt.von, to easier_ Who do you think cleans up all the infamous LS2 9 area. Captain Dave fliseock who was Jeff Mills regarding Clarence Dock A rnernIvr of Staff rubbish you leave behind'? When I surveyed people in Hyde park sporting a rather nasty black eye. student flats. Although I have nothing to We aren't paid very much and receive in april 66% said that had been a victim of "I fell over onto a pint glass." do with student accomadation. I feel the I am writing to reply to Jeff Mills letter little thanks. Mr Mills calling people crime and 75% felt that the police did not he told me somewhat bizarrly. letter needs a response from a non- published in the June 2nd issue of Leeds 'bastards' is uncalled for. take Leeds 6 seriously_ student. Student. While 1 understand that Mr Mills Please remember Jeff., you should be I will shortly be meeting senior officers THE shameful perfomiance of I think you'll find that a levy of £25 to was esireniely upset at losing his swipe nice to people on the way up, because you to discuss this issue. l'd welcome washed-up has-been Keith replace a "piece of plastic" is designed to card and was inconvenienced, his remarks just might them on the way down. Oh, comments from students on their Chegwin showing us his privates stop students from loosing them in the seemed to be directed at university staff and in future don't blame the whole experiences of policing at on Channel 5's Nuked Jungle tiro place and to look after their property for daring to have an extra day off on the university because you were careless with Dav iddrionon arleeds.gov,uk. would have put most people off a little better. Having to stand outside the Bank Holiday. your property. their dinner. But the friends of one flats waiting for another student to let We staff quite like our holidays thank Councillor David Morton, second year. we'll call her Ricki. them in may be an inconvenience to Mr you. Mr Mills should remember that when Lesley Parkinson Headingley Ward were amazed to find out that she said she sleep with him for f I POO. Britney Spears eat your How much should we worry heart out. about Euro football violence? WORD has reached me that LUU SNAPSHOT Union Council put up a motion to deprive our esteemed Editor of his Unfortunately It's annoying We should be life membership of LUU on account of his level of attendance football that people in worried but to the hi-weekly red-tape loving hooliganism has other not get silly bore-fest that is UC. The majority of members saw never really countries about it. sense and kept him on although blame all the People going some did ask him for an apology gone away, so in print. Well he's told me that he we should never hooliganism to Belgium would like to apologise - for on English should be paying them all too much respect have stopped when they obviously merited a lot worrying about fans. The informed less. about things it. I just hope attacks on l AM told that there is a new and the recent incidents at the Leeds fans must prove that like which places they should contagious craze sweeping through female residents at Clarence Dock UEFA cup have forced officials we're not the most vicious. avoid so they don't get in a who have taken to &sole., ing to be more prepared this time. fight. pictures of Prince 'Killian- :n their windows. The less said about that RICHARD TREYER one the better, I think. MAXWELL-GUMBLETON EMMA MOLONEY MATT WELCH DON'T go to Evolution. It's shit. 3rd year Medicine 3rd year English and Politics 3rd year Fine Art [email protected] 7 7UP330mi. viTSIvow, PritVio cois 40)4. 4) 3011 3i4iP 30)) goo Te .7Q.nt _„,sagent DAILY TELEGRAPH 111. r IVO air ilk • fr1MES I al ) WV M° I a semsagest Newsagen t TUE GE AUDIO

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o Henry Price. whose walls 1 my admirers, thank you. was too seared to enter in To friends, housemates and lovers, present and S this year's crop of graduands get ready to rock 1997, let alone today. To the past, to futures of happiness and lives of contentment. To and roll at tonight's Graduation Ball, 1 hope you Fresher's Guide, claiming will forgive me a little journey into memory. This the Pennine Hut and late-night Absinthe. to endless hours of tuneless crooning, to the sound of irlrithat 'Be Here Now' would be is a tale of one person's university life, but at the the soundtrack to the first year, and to the same time it is the story *ISO many parts of other Sinatra and the lilt of the jig. To Steve and John, to Shaggy and Old Bar, thanks to whom Oasis will forev- people's lives. Find yourself, find your friends, and let me Scrappy. to memories too er remind me of Tuesday lunchtimes with help you to remember. Today, proudly wearing a hat hewn numerous and to debauchery chips n' from unusually pungent gorgonzola, I take great pleasure in beans. unmentionable. To Russell and To Simon Enderby, inviting the Class of 2000 please to charge your glasses and the late entry, to players and forthright and unflinch- to drink, if you will, to the first graduates of the new mil- prick size, to Doug, ing but wise and com- lennium. Minna, to Sarah's posed. you taught me all three, to the much that I could Bristolian drink- not have known. To To the 'creme de la creme', the IHP mg team, to Simon Rendall. the crew, for a bunch of historians we have Emma and Catherine, purveyor of break- enough fun. To Monday mornings with from the poster boy. To heats and basslincs. CharIcs V, to dynastic iiideeiptierablm Dui and friendship. to the High Priest of the Order of the 37 Per Cent,

Norway's goddess, to coolness and compli- ments, to wisdom and beyond. To Meg, to my sister, to the ultimate triumph of fact over fic- i ion, to Sunset Beach and to a laugh to die for. to Jenny Mac, the best of the best, the lady who spurs me on and knows me most, to

il--,pe - // T seoc.lamsren,dfo.r. going the distance. In a class act ‘,... who strives for perfection, from someone who's good grateful for you though he may not show it. Ti) Ben. luck running the beach bar. To Elliot and lary polities tutors, to 'sixty hours a week in the despite late glitches, there s someone with the ines- Muscant and Becky Honey. Surrey's finest library and you'll get a good degree'. to Old Bar ram- timable gifts of taste and humour. To Dickon. to the gangster couple. who will fight and fuck blings and theories of war. Ti, Vietnam. my wife, to name to end all names, to lazing, to loafing. to until death does them part. Remember Cambodia. my mistress, to Gooch. Spiers and dreaming of something, to the future which we Monty B. snooker on mushrooms and the Hartley. the terrible trio, I'll come back to haunt know will open our eyes. Ti) Adam, to a soulmate Glastonbury mud Remember Bodmock '98 you, we all know that. To Andy Evans and the born from (urfilikely beginnings, to the reaction as and Faversham Garden Parties. Remember Gatwick scramble, spontaneous holidays surely Seam cleared the ball all those months ago, to lovers that smoking didgeridoo. Adios and good luck. can't get any better. To Andy Brown and theoreti- tiffs and nightclub brawls. And to others, to so many To that first year of faded memories, to Orley cal filibusters, keep acting and we'll keep others... Runs and Afghan warriors, to Berlin's Bar and watching. To Lawrence Freedman and the Ladies and Gentlemen, please raise your glasses the world's cheapest drinks, to Len's Bar. nuclear crew, you never quite knew how to Leeds. to Yorkshire. to years of learning and observing, Ti, Tequila, my legal drug of choice and MAD you were. to times of sweetness and happiness, of regrets and of desire, my club full of hitches and per- To Templehead, my alter ego, to missed opportunities. to the future and beyond. verts, and of Spanish conversations on Mitsubishis, the pill for all seasons, to THE CLASS OF 2000, I SALUTE YOU. Friday mornings. To the Pleasure chance encounters and rambling rambles, to Rooms and those other Thursday bright lights, hig stage. to light at the end of the nights. to the drum and bass stalwarts. tunnel, to a new outlook, to all who were there you re always there, slowly getting again and again, to a musical and cultural educa- older and wiser. To Cushion and tion. To Si Kane for the secrets and lies, to Katie improvisation, to Jamie and Smooboo. B for endless energy, to Carolyn. to Alice, for the who thought 1 was a musician, to the subtlest of sexual advice ("Do her"), to all of you, Fruit Cupboard and Kamikaze. To to that first Charlie Mo, who will surely remain the all-nighter. forever a classic. only fools ever to pay me to blow on my To life-plans and end-games, to cycle chal- own waxy helmet. lenges and fitness plans. to mountains and tears, to To house hunting (never again} to achievements and triumphs, to fund-raising and Senor Dhaliwal and the house of endless funk nights. T(1I aids Student, my canvas, and corridors. to the first steps to reality, to to Leeds' students, my brush. To Alex and Zoe bills. to washing up. To Amy H. the vir- the mentors and educators, to Nav and Seb tuous one who works people out with a the perverted brothers, to Lola and the knowing wink arid a seedy side. To neverending story, to Clam and an Amy S. the mad one who 'knows what era that will need no luck may we I mean' but never told the rest. gone meet again and carve the world up and, yes, pretty much forgotten. between us_ To my enemies, so long, To the Bricklayer's Arms, a local in every way, an oasis of comfort and intimacy, of forgotten nights and obliterated mornings, to spontaneous vomiting and the Barnet penis, Next stop... Ieedsgraduate.com to the world's swiftest resignation and that bloody 'Hey 0

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12 juke 25 June 9 2000 Some people are on the piss... s end of year parties go the Leeds Love Parade will probably be one of the biggest ones you will ever go to. The city centre will be closed off Aand an estimated 200,000 people will listen and dance to a whole host of big name DJs. These small factors will ensure that it receives more column inches in the national press than that favourite end of term student pastime - the house party. Although the house party does not involve shutting down city centres, is unlikely to have etails LEEDS LOVE PARADE I0 the likes of Paul Oakenfold heading the line up Every year over 2 million clubbers decend on the German capital Berlin for the and a total of 200 people would be more in legendary open air Love Parade. Now we have our own version held right here in keeping with the numbers you could expect, Leeds on 8 July. Here's our exclusive preview. they are and always will be a central feature in ST ETIENNE 08 student life. Swigging from a cheap bottle of It's hard to believe, but Saint Etienne have now been around for ten years. When they red wine, making animated alcohol-enhanced hit the stage at Leeds Met this week, Anna Doble met the band who created some of the greatest sounds of the 1990s conversation with somebody you met only moments earlier while squashed into the run LOWDOWN 04 down student kitchen will all be gone. Yourguide to that post-Grad Ball breakfast, and the merits of Annabel But the fact that student life is drawing to a Chong's achievements are debated close for many of us does not mean that the good times are all in the past. For a start, this BOOKS 06 Reviews of George's Ghost, Newton's 1111111,14lig summer should involve more getting rat-arsed Swing and Surviving in Stroke City than at a Marc Almond Appreciation Society , IP convention and those heady nights that lie MUSIC 07 Reviews of M.Organ, Graham Coxon ahead. and the singles of the week. Plus your ,,,-- Because we hear plenty in the media and chance to win Leeds Festival tickets from every other sector of society about what ARTS 12 an easy life that students have so why not live Reviews of Return to Me, Battlefield up to it? In truth you deserve it because it is all Earth, and Joseph. hard works, office politics and wage slips for 40 TV 13 years after graduation. So go out there and Are you sitting comfortably? Laura make the summer of 2000 the best ever. Davis charts the evolution of children's programmes

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HOT OR NOT? Something for the Hoild4Y5 Sorry to annoy the fuck out of those of you not fortunate enough to be etting off to same sun kissed morning after? holiday destination for a few weeks of lying blissfully on beautiful beaches, sipping cocktails and working on your tan, but I am. When you're an holiday you're in a different world. Just what the doctor ordered to make those memories of exams and essays as distant as they should be.

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Carrying David "I'm not really funny, just sarcastic" Reddiel along an their new show, Skinner's proved that he actually has a genuine comic talent. And he's 43 but doesn't look a day over 35 - it's stopping drinking for ten years I reckon. There's hope for as yet. Euro 2000

Tomorrow sees the start of Euro EW" 4_ 11111 2000, and England actually stand a reasonably good chance. Well, we a , should get past the group stages at least. And it's only a week until we get the chance to kick the Germans' arses. But than again we do always fuck up when it really matters. Oh well, never mind. ou've been stood in a field in your best clothes consuming vast amounts of alcohol for twelve hours. What do you need? Yes, Results that's right a big fat feed. Alcohol has numbed the lining of your stomach to the extent that you could probably eat anything y and it would taste divine, but just to make sure you don t go wrong here's the Lowdown on where to recover from that gut Not the actual results themselves wrenching, head pounding hangover. but the whole palaver of getting the fucking things. If you're an English or a ;taint honours student you II Cafe know what i mean. Computer liMil10ro C".11111111rner Park Corner problems aren't accepted as an excuse for handing essays in late so Smokier than Dot Cotton's living If Headingley is your turf t n best for its wond great curries but to be why should they be an excuse for room, but they do the best bacon Brett's should be your first ental style array of t I had one once an a getting results late? butties and the best value greasy stop. The full English here and savouries, b y lunchtime whilst softer- fry up going. if you're feeling like also spot on and if you're they also do a full from a hangover and it Leeds No more paper making a stab at this healthy eat- feeling up to it there's alw sh as well. And the 't the most pleasant expe- ing business then the jadcet the Taps across the road ntly added toilets will for my stomach Student Yep, the last one for the year and potato and sandwich filling list is which should be just open e in handy for those ' , the menu's cid-v.6w my last one ever. No more late extensive and scrumptious. But by the time you finish. sod, I'm gonna puke' varied enough to allow aup-.0 nights, not so early mornings and why bother with that when your ents to stray from the greasy fry blagging loads of free stuff in the stomach is craving stodge with a peon, but with a hangover name of journalism. Boo hoo hoo. layer of grease on top? d want to do that? Beautiful music, beautiful people his Tuesday there is a very special per- duction. The concept underpinning them is an release Ion Geographic) marks a stunning formance from The Rachels, one of abstract depiction of the chronological phases move forward horn previous wads and mixes T America's finest and elusive outfits, and of the personal and artistic fie of Egon Schiele, LowiBark Psychosis introspection with sample an enormous coup for the lefthelld Echolalia an inspirational artist working in Vienna during technology and piano based ballads. organisation. As the moniker suggests, The its emergence as a hub of modem artistic The evening will be bordered with films and Rachels will be performing songs from their expression: he died at the age of 28 during the projections from Echolalia and The Rachels acclaimed Music from Egon Schiele album flu epidemic after the first World War. The themselves, as well as the usual Echolalia DE. surely the high point of a 6 year career from a Rachels recorded this music in July 1995 and The gig will cost £5 to all (partially because a bandy rarely play anywhere, let alone released the album in 1996 but have not baby grand piano had to be hired, for your lis- Leeds. The group will comprise of piano, cello played this material as a set until now. it's their tening pleasure) and tickets are available in and viola and this gig will be UNAMPLIFIED. first European tour in two years and they really advance from Crash and Jumbo, and it might That's right, no crunching power cords or feed• may not be back again. The music is exquisitely sell out soon so buy yours quick. back here, this is beautiful music in its original, compelling, and communicates ineffable emo GO TO THIS - IT WILL BE GOOD. unmediated farm. Therefore, the powers tion. It really should be an elegant and memo- behind Echolalia have asked for anyone look- rable performance. The Rachels perform music for Egon in for an evening of noisy revelry to go else- There is only really one band capable of Schiele and Empress , providing suitable support for such an event, Brudenetl Social Club Tuesday 13th June The twelve net pieces which cook:rises thankfully, Echolalia have secured their pres- Music for :gon Schiele were written brf Rachth ence. They're called Ernoress and they are une Joe Organ crimes to accompany a dance and theatre proof Leeds' finest hands, flew most recsm

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Know the score, been West coast there before he Faversham will be home times back to the Fav and make to beja-Vu' on Thursday it a good night for first timers. beats 15th lune, where party The music will be in the usual Phoenix will be recre- rooms In the Fav, with one main f you're hanging about in Leeds to the bitter end, then next the free, friendly and fresh room for harder music with the Friday's Funky Mule is certainly not one to be missed. Laid that the Faversham chill out in the conservatory, back west coast hip-hop action will be the order of the day used to have on a where there will be all the usual courtesy of two live acts that will make you understand why hip- night. cocktails and 2 41 on Rotting hop provides the best live music going. sounds will be from a Rock. There'll also have a bar.•n lurrasic Five related Ozomatli are guaranteed to be fresh, funky Leeds base, including Seb outside where the Naked and a hell of a lot of fun, but judging from the recent debut album from the Think Tank and 'Barbi' Chefs Andy and Paul 'The Platform' the Dilated People might really be the ones to look Dl Toby Trackman, with will be baring all with thongs out for. Balancing conscious lyrics with deep dirty beats, it's going from ZAP in Brighton and and tongs, and sirding sausages to be one of those albums that just builds and builds. Perfect special guests coming from chipolatas to hot dogs! aural accompaniment for hot weather and cool beer. After seeing r to produce an eclectic Doors 8-2. f3.50 adv. from them live the chances are you'll be sure it's an essential purchase. of hip and slick tunes to Sugar Shack and Mysterim. For more info or to get on the Funky Mule mailing list call the ears of hard worked E4.50 B4 llpm, more later, For 2443446 or e-mail them at [email protected]. undercooked finalists. more into or tickets call Alex ex and Ed from Phoenix (Phoenix) on 07989 399634, or Funky Mule IA, The Cockpit 'Everyone always had a look on the unofficial webstite for 23rd June 10.30 pm-3 am good time there. We want Leeds students - Tickets f9 adv. from The Rocket Bar, f eate the old vibe. now www.leedsuni.co.uk. Jumbo Records, Crash Records the renovations have been • altitl bring the good James Ferrer

There has been moral outrage over the release of Sex: The Annabel Chong Story. juice asks ... Did Annabel Chong's 251 man gangbang empower women? trainee YES by Naveed Raja NO by Clare Rudebeck helpless exploited woman gets gang- ersonally, I've never gone along with banged by 251 brutes. Exploitation in Os the idea that all heterosexual sex is A purest sense, surely? Well no, actually. The p oppressive to women. Sex, like a good problem with arguments based on a centrally lemon sherbet dipdab, is just one of those MANAGERS emotive subject is that they are so easy to twist things that leaves you with a tingle on your using raw sentiment rather than reasoned argu- tongue and the world a happier place. ment that rational thought is forgotten. But while I enjoy dipping into both every Here are the facts. Chong was the boss driving so often, too much is never a good idea. I £ 11,202 rising to circa £14,000 after 6 months the process; both the business and physical side of became addicted to Sherbet Fountains at the the action. The men were all primed to the point age of seventeen and couldn't face so much of ejaculation by a number of 'fluffers" who had as a nibble for three years afterwards. Thank Vacancies throughout the North excited them to a high level. Therefore anyone god I didn't make the same mistake with sex. who watched would not have seen a helpless girl Chong, however, like a twenty-first centu- being dominated by the men but rather a proces- ry Billy Bunter in fish-nets. wants all her sion of pathetic individuals lined up with their cakes now. Why? Because she can. If you know our name, you'll know we ready to go where the opportunities cocks in their hands who confirmed their (and the Before the sexual revolution women were male gender's) absurdity by going up there for only allowed to have sex with one man in are big business. We have 10,000 are and flexible enough to be able anything up to a whole minute. their whole lives. This was problematic if you Chong made the money and visibly ran the were (a) a lesbian, (b) fancied a bit of variety employees, 1,500 high street branches, to work within a 50 mile radius of show. What could be a more clear example of a or (c) had never spoken to your husband the largest telebetting operation in your home. woman taking charge of a situation to her advan- before the wedding and discovered at the tage? This was as clear cut example of female altar that he had dead-fish breath. Europe and were at the forefront of Our six-month training programme will emancipation in action as anything. As a result, the fact that most people now Internet betting and new technology. quickly develop your existing So why the furore? The problem remains that think that women should sleep with whoever those who object are among the most sexist sec- they like whenever they fancy it, is a good Its an exciting, dynamic and fast managerial and business skills and tion of society. It would thing. And it s a sign teach you marketing, selling and be wrong to call these that we're more moving environment and the pie feminists. powerful than back opportunity to climb to the top as one customer care techniques and if you ause the definition in the dark days of feminism is the advo- when women need- of our managers of the future has match our profile it won't be long cation of equal rights ed men like North never looked brighter. before you're managing your for women - feminists Sea cod need water- are people like me. purifiers. Our business is about providing the own branch. Therefore, Instead these conde- apply, submit your up-to-date CV scending figures seek to concludes Ms. highest standards of service to our To restrict the avenues Chong, if I shag as customers. 5o, to start you'll need to together with a supporting statement open to women to bet- many men as possi- ter themselves and their ble as fast as possi- have an outgoing personality outlining in no more than a 100 words, gender. Hang-ups about ble, I must be combined with plenty of energy and why you would be an asset to our women and sex are reeeeaaaallly central to this particular empowered. But enthusiasm. Together with these business to Sheila Whiteman, case. What they don't Chong's wrong. characteristics you're likely to be The Personnel Dept, William Hill see is that a woman can Put it this way: use sex as well as, if not better than men. And say someone had been stopping me having educated to A level standard or have a Organisation Limited, 15 Mark Lane, sherbet dipdabs for the past millennia. I'm that is what is incomprehensible to so many peo- proven track record, an interest in Leeds LS I BLB, quoting ref: LS. ple who are so stuck in and happy with their little pretty pissed off. Suddenly the situation stereotypes and ideas. They actually feel sorry for changes and I can get my hands on any sport, a good level of numeracy and Closing date: 12 June 2000. sweets I want. Do I run out, get as many Chong. But she doesn't feel sorry for herself. She Interviews are planned to be held left an sso,000 a year job in Wall Street to go into dipdabs as I can and then stuff my face with the confidence and ability to lead a porn. them all day, making sure my former oppres- team. You'll need to be ambitious, week commencing 19 June 200D. Female emancipation is ruled out by a society sors can see me really enjoying it? unless it's done on that society's blinkered terms. Or do I buy cherry drops one day, cola Pioneers like Annabel Chong will show women bottles the day after and maybe a few that they are only restricted by their own minds: by dipdabs the day after that, depending on the jam-jar that society has put them in. Women what I feel like? Damn right I do. Not only is can do anything they want in any way they want - it far more likely to piss them off, but it's also all they have to do is realise the only limits are in less likely to end up with me face down in a their minds and that of society. The Annabel pile of foaming vomit. Having loads of sex is Chong gangbang is an example of female emanci- all very well. But as far as female empower- WHERE WORK AND LEISURE MEET pation as valid as that of Emily Pankhurst - fight- ment is concerned, give me choosing what I ing prejudice born those who arrogantly purport to like over screwing out of spite. know better for the betterment of women.

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PRY Surviving in Stroke George's Ghost City I I Pa I I I Brenda Maddox Gerry Anderson Picador Vintage f8.99 f 6 99 10 SMOKE 000 000 0 CITY.

SDoke City refers to the new afternoon talk show, tailor- ased on the many faces of death in 1939. it looks closely at birth lace of Geny Anderson: made for his particular brand of Ireland's most celebrated the various different Londonderty. A city where wordy wisdom and down-to-earth Bpoet William Butler Yeats representations of W.B. Yeats. whether you say Derry or communicating skills. The Radio 4 this book attempts to discover There is Yeats the family man; Londonderry might hold life- faithful did not take kindly to what his hidden secrets, namely the Yeats the Senator; Yeats the threatening consequences. they saw as a durnbing down of relationship he had with his Nobel Laureate; and, in his own (Anderson coined the phrase Derry/ their beloved station, and Anderson much younger wife, George. words, as the wild old wicked London Deny to stay neutral) In was lett carrying the can. Although many know about man." Surviving in Stroke City, the former Once labelled as the Most Hated the public Yeats, much of his The 19305 saw him carrying rock guitarist turned radio Man in Britain, Anderson tries to set personal life remains a secret, out a string of love affairs. It was broadcaster offers a memoir of hit the record straight The story of his even though he was once a period of sexual rejuvenation colourful life, and, despite a career rise and fall is illuminating, and the acclaimed as the greatest writer for arguably Ireland's greatest leading him to North America and kidders" view of BBC personalities is of twentieth century English ever poet. Britain, returns unerringly to Ulster. unpretentious, as Anderson repeats language poetry. This book Maddox aims to comment The portrait he paints of eavesdropped elevator penetrates to the inner man, and primarily on the greatness of Northern Ireland is frank and full of conversations gleefully. explores his relationship with his Yeats' work, but also his faults, an insideris knowledge. his not The author s perspective on the wife. which she often describes as the always a pretty picture, as the vagaries and absurdities of celebrity Maddox uses all her talents to phenomenon of Yeats. She drabness and threat of sectarian, or life comes from the real tragicomic write about one of the most comments: lain drunken, violence are depicted background of Northern Ireland. written about but least "There are admirers of his honestly. Anderson's skills as a Perhaps he should have been understood literary giants of the verse for whom the unlovely side guitarist took him all round Ireland prepared for the painful demands of twentieth century. Maddox of Yeats is so prominent that and eventually prodded him with celebrity status: he writes of his early doesn't just concentrate on they have to be reminded why the opportunity to join the great Irish years playing music in Ireland and Yeats' private life, but also they love his work." diaspora and escape to North joining the band of one Pecker provides an extraordinary re- This work leaves the literary America. Becoming a guitarist for Dunne, the last of the genuine reading of his poetry. criticism of Yeats' work to others. the (apparently) legendary Hawks Travelling People. The book is divided into four An extensive bibliography is band. Anderson writes of the sex, Pecker dearly not used to all Parts: part one covering the provided for those who with to drugs. etc with the wide-eyed awe his 15 minutes of accidentally events of 1917, leading up to examine his work in detail. of someone who has stolen in enforced lame, and when faced with "I see it as a struggle of a Yeats' marriage, and part two Largely biographical, this through the back door, name a baying crowd, replied, "What do continues with a close book is quite complex and dropping the celebrities he came yez want, ya bastards! Do you want great poet to understand examination of his work and the historical. It is pretty heavy into contact with. blood?" When the crowd shouted birth of the Yeats' two children. going, and is in need of Similarly, when he finished his back "Yes!" he promptly produced a whgre the images threatened The third section - set in the mid- concentration. It's not the kind of career as a guitarist and became a razor blade and gave his chest a nineteenth century - looks at the book to just pick off the shelf and radio broadcaster at the age of 39, it good slash. ;:o him came from heartache endured by the poet take on holiday with you, was almost by accident that he Anderson would never pander to over love and marriage. although it might be a good found himself catapulted from radio an audience so much, and this book BRENDA MADDOX IN The answer appears to lie accompaniment to anyone and television work in Ulster over to is his own personal view of life as he with the least examined of the studying his work and needing a BBC Broadcasting House. From has experienced it, with no need to GEORGE'S GHOST important women in his life: his greater understanding of his Radio 2, Anderson quickly graduated worry about who is listening. mother. interesting life. to Radio 4 and suddenly found The last part of the book looks himself at the helm of the station's Robert FAO-german at Yeats from 1922 until his Catherine Burt

Newton's Swing Omerta Alpha Male Chris Paling Mario Puzo Willoam Brandt Jonathan Cape Random Rouse Press flaw Jonathan Cape £16-99 El 0,00 000 0000 000

ohn Wayne and Susan have mystery the sole purpose of this magine the gangster types Don's death and protect his banks ost-feminism? Post-Men vodka-swigging, philosopher been married ten years novel. This though isn't the you might see in the The and his family_ Se/laving Badly? Where are Jean-Paul Sartre or the father-son when she is found dead, case. Instead, it is more about Good Fellers or The Last Doer In the subsequent struggle pmen today and what is relationship explored in a conflict shot through the heart, in the the interplay of all the people, and bind them - alarm, with a fair Astorre must beat a corrupt and society telling them to be? Still over shoes. room next door to their son their lives and their shared share of violence and beautiful bizarre band of criminals includ- connecting to their feminine side Refusing to continue the Jordan's bedroom. It isn't long pasts. Whatever he chooses to women - into a 316-page novel ing an incredible South American or reverting back to the caveman Baddiel and Skinner tradition before a man is convicted, but is reveal doesn't set out to and you have Otnetta by Mario who ships western scientists to with his 10 pints, curry and Alpha Male does not demand an it necessarily the right one? sensationalise Susan's death, Puzo, author and screenwriter of his country to make it a nuclear authentic football shirt? New all male readership leering in the For John, the familiar crutch but merely explains the events the Godfather trilogy. power. Astorre also finds himself Zealander William Brandt lace of feminists. Instead it raises of alchohol is the obvious way surrounding it, Ornerta refers to the Sicilian up against ruthless FBI agent Kurt struggles through this confusion thought-provoking questions to go and Jordan is left to fend Slowly a jigsaw is built up, code of honour by which Italy's Cilke who is accredited with to portray possibly the new male about where men do go from for himself until the social as all the pieces from different old dons earl the rival cosca used bringing the New York Mafia stereotypes. Closely resembling here. Yet this question is, as services decide to take him directions join together. to abide over the years. Pun, almost to its heels. Cilke however familiar urban myths, these short presented in Brandt's stories, is away, leaving John with just his Unfortunately though, towards who died in July last year, looks hides a dark secret from his wife, stories deal with universal issues not easily answerable in an memories. the end, so many pieces are at the dying concept of omerta at a high profile activist for the of marriage, positions in the increasingly media-saturated, The story, as narrated by introduced that it becomes very the Wm of the 20th century League Against the Death family, father/son dynamics and identity-driven society. John, leaps from place to place easy to forget which ones through is hero, Astarte Viola, a Penalty- self-worth in an uncompromising Although confusing at certain settling on whichever moment belong to which section of time "son of two fathers" - born to the Puzo, as is done in Heat with and humorous way. points (especially when dead his mind seizes apon. His entire and lack of concentration can elderly Don Zeno but adopted by Robert De Niro and AlPacino, These tragicomic figures Sartre is shot and yet continues his story is told, with how he meets cause the entire thing to stip Don Raymond Aprile. continually juxtaposes the similar- include the passe actor reducing vodka induced existence) and Susan, the time they spend though your grasp. Don Aprile realises that from ities between Astorre and Cilke as himself to an 'Unhip street guy #1' verging on being over-sympathetic together, and apart, and the But if you throw away all an early age Astaire possesses a the struggle unfolds and omerta in a Pepsi Ad. Typically he ogles of the male position at others, this time after her death when he preconceptions, the story does quality which is all but extinct, an is realised fly both men in their the young beautiful models and new perspective Corn bined with a refuses to cope. And through all reveal itself to be compelling in honour inherited from his Sicilian own ways). seeks to be the centre of attention genuinely good sense of story- of this, you slowly move closer its own particular way. If only ancestry. Whilst the Don retires The story bounces back and yet he is unable to relate to his telling creates Brandt's strong first to the truth of who really holds through a desire to see John from gangster activities and edu- forth between Astorre • as a boy emotional' wife. Or there is the book. the responsibility of her death, shake off his need for whisky cates his three natural children in and as a man - and the other house-husband who struggles be it the man currently and wake up to the needs of his legal professions, he sends characters in order to add some with back trouble and the Jenny Roberts languishing in jail, or otherwise. son. The lack of manufactured Astorre as a young boy to the variety, although they're all pretty neighbour from hell He dreams of By creating a central cast of suspense means that more homeland to loam the ways of similar. anerta is male-orientated the ideal country home as a good Emma, Shankar and the same five or six characters, information is paid to building the Mafia. and unoriginal but at the same environment for the children which remain unchanging over some real characters, who are When Aprile is shot by hitmen time reassuring and touching whilst his wife focuses the house Lydia would like to the twelve years of the story, made all the more interesting in New York on behalf of a Mafia with its interactive formula and search ie to those nearest to her thank all who have Paling could easily have placed through being observed through syndicate in the curious absence fairy tale ending. work. Juxtaposed to these the entire focus on which one the eyes of a flawed narrator. 01 FBI and NYPD surveillance, it humorously 'real' characters are contributed to this was the perpetrator of the falls upon Astorre to abandon his Toby Chasseaud the surreal stories of Sharon crime, making the murder - Clare Amos macaroni business, avenge the Stone's visit to Russia with dead, page. Thank You!

16 juke Friday Nine 9 2000 7 Music A Dirty weekend Festival time is upon us. Jane Arthy checks out the Leeds festival line-up and talks to the weekend's compere Mary-Anne Hobbs

fter the phenomenal success of last years vals. Newsam, the rolling slopes mean great views of the or through www.leedsfestival.com. duel-site festival, August bank holiday Seeing this number and quality of bands any- main stage, even for short asses among us. "The site However, both Carling and UK Play, sponsors of and Leeds are again host to the northern where north of the Watford Gap is no mean feat and in Leeds totally rules." enthuses the ever enthusiastic the epic event have come through on your behalf leg of The Carling Weekend creating last year moving the bands up north seemed to give Mary-Anne. 'Ifs a natural amphetheatre. which with some obscene give-aways. So here's the blag bit. Leeds Festival. After announcing the mas- The Leeds Festival that extra edge. means you get powerful sound, and are able to see Asive mainstage headliners of Stereophorics, Pulp, Compere for the weekend is Radio One's Mary- bands without the aid of scary 15ft raver•stilts from OBSCENE FESTIVAL GIVEAWAY Beck and Oasis the festival line-up has filled out to be Anne Hobbs is more than enthusiastic to be keeping it any vantage point on the field." more left of the centre with rock and more honestly real in Leeds "I'd take Leeds over And what are Mary-Anne's pre- The nice people that give us booze, Carling have alternative acts being added to the bill. The ferocious Reading any day. No dictions for the brewed up two pairs of tickets to give you lucky read- Deftones have just been confirmed to play on Sunday contest " week- ers and two spectacularly generous goody bags and along with The Foo Fighters, Placebo, Slipknot, A end? loaded with a CO player, a selection of Carling week- and Limp (fizkit should rock the foundations of the end artist CD's, a cosy zip up neofieece hooded mainstage. As if this wasn't enough, you sweatshirt, a beer cooler and (would you can also wallow in the likes of Primal believe) some beer. Caning obviously. Scream, Super Fury Animals, The Bluetones Added to which the hosts of the corn and that dirty little rapper tent, UK Play invite you to laugh the we Eminem. end away with them and offer another two The Radio One Evening Session pairs of tickets and two equally good goody Stage sees headline sets from Ian bags. You'll get a tent a water pistol, a Brown. Embrace and Muse and equally camera and a T-shirt crammed into a back- diverse and concentrated supports from pack on they've even done the packing for Grandaddy, They Will Know Us By The u. Trail of The Dead, Royal Tens, Elliot Smith, Badly And all you havens do is put the answer to this Drawn Boy, Wean._ The list goes on and on. "I question and your name and contact number in an The Carling Premiere stage is brimming with think Leeds email to [email protected] and if you're a lucky Calexio, Baby Bird, Queens of The Stone Age declares the breeze- will play host to the last ever son-of-a-gun prizes will be on their way to you. So, and the Dance Stage will house more banging heats bloc and rock show hostess. "Lastyear Leeds was Oasis gig... that anyone actually cares about, at least , Q. What's the title of Oasis most recent album? than you can shake a glow stick at. Laurent Gamier, blissfully free of the coke addled plankton found lig- It will he interesting also to watch Slipknot and Rage Red Snapper, Mint Royale and an entire day of phat ging hack stage in their thousands at Reading. These Against The Machine mash Placebo to bits." hip-hop balances the weekend out in yet another are the 'industry' people who get in free and brag Leeds festival runs Saturday 26th to Monday 28th direction. They'll also be a laugh a minute at the UK about the fact that they didn't see a single band all August. Weekend tickets cost f80, and day tickets Play comedy tent Loads of hippy stalls and those roa- weekend... It makes my blood curdle" E33. Booking and line-up information are available die bars that are seemingly exclusive to music festi- Set in the luscious surroundings of Temple from The Mean Fiddler on 020 8953 0940 (Mon-Fri)

clinching the Lock,Stock... Morgan theme with July (Universal/Island) which they Organized release as one half of their dou- Source SINGLES ble A-side single. Along with I am the News, even our editor 0000 who has no musical knowledge igned to Melankolic, Bristol what so ever knows this is based Sunna have recruit- "utter shit'. ike playing frisbee in the park, having ed and initiated ex-Cable From Wales, but not Welsh s (go figure) Mo'ho•bish•epi B-B-Q's in your back garden, Euro 2000 drummer Richly Mills to create L and afternoon drinking in the sun, an enigmatic and seductive are here to exhaust you with 'Organized', Morgan's debut album is one of breed of rock. With the lazy con- Hear the Air (V2). and I don't the things that's gonna be great about this viction of the vocals, faint throb- have the energy or inclination to summer. bing of breakbeats somewhere try and keep up. What is this? Gentle opener 'Flying High' combines deep down and a staggered Manic? Sonic? They call it wistful lyrics with Beach Boys-esque pop, beat on the surface 00 is dark, "ragged as fuck", so looks like but doesn't let on to the innovation and rich driven and divine. they something right after all. imagination that's to be found as we delve It's impossible to not com- Simple in the dreary sense of deeper. Such as on 'Sitting in the Sun' where ment on the obscurity of their the word, The Vegas-tones put the vocals sit lusciously alongside sounds name but the musical and titled Porcelain Skin out this week that stretch out like a shadow as the sun eloquence of Big Yoga through V2. if you do pick this disappears behind the horizon. The deep, Muffin's Borden' Is a Luxury up, check out the smut har- soothing and beautifully precise voice (Echo) jumps to their defence. monies on the 3-side 'Sticky' which are deceptively layered on belongs to sister Amy, as do the lyrics which has to be 'Soul Searching' parts one and gled a tape recorder into Miss. Parker's bor- Lord knows how they did it, but to an innocent little tune. sum up perfectly the feeling experience two. It moves things along in the direction ing geography lesson. The endearing adoles- it actually sounds like you'd 'You're so sticky, I'm so sticky. when the first drops of alcohol hit you after of Etienne De Crecy's 'Super Discount compi- cent rap and home made production makes expect a band called Big Yoga I'm caught like a fly in your leaving your last exam; "Say what we like, lation which isn't too surprising as it was it one of those songs that doesn't make you Muffin to sound. Smooth, intelli- venus fly trap." So much emo- do what we like, know we're alright." Source, the label that brought us Air, that question why repeat buttons and put on gent and erratic in it's order, ex- tion in one line, how do they do And perhaps now would be a good time scooped Morgan up. As it slides slowly into stereos. For a two and half minute pop sin- Eat frontman Any Dolittle's lat- it? to mention what a family affair this album part two Morgan's natural talent at ambient gle, it's not non disposable. est incarnation is is. Maximising the talent that clearly runs beats 'n pieces gleams out like the sun when William pops up again on 'Unbreak My Cord-clad Ocean Colour Jane Arthy through the family blood, this album has caught and amplified in a mirror. Heart', where he loses his head making said Scene landed on their feet contributions and in some cases tracks from 'Here comes the rain' kicks in however Toni Braxton number sound, at first like a no less than five members of the Morgan and jolts us back to reality. All rough ragged nursery rhyme sung by a five year old and clan. dark edges but with an anticipatory excite- then a menacing freestyle eclectic beats mix. Indeed it's as a result of his Dad's ment that builds with the Layers of piano, There's a fine line between madness and acquaintance with Pete Townsend that land- keyboards and vocals until the rainbow of a genius and Morgan's little brother, like the ed Morgan his genuine 'The Who' Hammond chorus breaks in, this time it's the voice of rest of the family, appear to be teetering ter- Organ that inspired so much of this album. cousin Rase. rifically on that tightrope of a line. And 'Paparazzi' was in fact written by Album title track gets a little lost being Unlike the state of the Royals, Morgan's Townsend and Morgan's Pa, although per- sandwiched between this and first single debut definitely says much for keeping it in haps this is one track that sits a little 'Miss. Parker' Morgan's got 15 year old the family. uncomfortably alongside the summer breeze brother William to thank for this slice of del- atmosphere the rest of 'Organized' exudes. icately ska-flavoured organ fuelled cheeky Fiona Smalley ,poei as the trach was born when he smug-, The joint highlights of phis yvhdiri s

17 8 Friday June 9 2000 juice Saint Etienne The Saints go

Saint Etienne have been brewing sonic magic for a decade. On their 10 year anniversary romp around the country, Anna Doble caught up with Sarah Cracknell and Pete Wiggs to try the patience of the saints

tepping into an early summer morning I catch the smell of singer • Sarah Cracknell - and she has all the Audrey Hepburn savvy to start a new record." June. A glance at my wrist tells me I'm late. Jumping and Francoise Hardy chic two boys could possibly ask for. London is Their shift to new label, Mantra, also marks a new era of total amber, I make time to pause and press play. Earphones: hot with the smell of a new decade, Britpop hasn't spoilt things yet artistic freedom, No nagging suits insisting on Motiv8 remixes any- the great liberator of modem living. And soon the sound and anything is possible. more, and no obligation to release chart eligible singles. So what do of Saint Etienne is speeding into my ears: "Don't you And now, summer 2000 is upon us and still no apocalypse. Saint they do with their free ticket to as much experimental obscurity as worry 'bout a thing I teen spirit is the nineties scene i I Etienne have been making music for ten years. Five vital albums have their clever little hearts could desire? They score their first top ten hit know you want to hold my hand / I know you're gonna love my slipped by. Yet no South Bank Show or Lifetime Achievement Brit with a Paul Van Dyk collaboration - The Riddle (Tell Me Why) - that s Awards in sight. Like no other band, Saint Etienne have trodden a has 'Masseev Ibiza Anthem' written all over it. So what's that all band. coos the singer on 'Join Our Club', and soon I forget to worry about missing a train. It's delayed anyway. What's more, in seven lonesome path - spattered in equal measure with stardust and the about? hours time Sarah Cracknell will be asking me what I'd like to drink. bile of point-missing music journalists. Always the steady little Angel Many Junes ago, in a seventies schoolroom, two boys are plotting Islington of pop to Blur's swanky Mayfair or Oasis' dully solid Vine u t doesn't really feel like our hit. He'd already done a backing behind a desk lid. Scratching words into the veneer, time is not wast- Street. track, which he'd played out live a couple of times as these ed on 'I Woz Ere'-isms or such timeless (but wholly feckless) classics Sarah Cracknell, relaxed, confident and dressed in black, does not DJ types (Ia..," Sarah tells me with surprising resignation, as 'I am bored'. Not for Masters Stanley and Wiggs the thrill of petty regret her band's habitual position in the second division of pop: "I "and he said 'Would you like to sing on it.. write a top line rebellion that keeps their classmates kicking at the crutches of think we're quite lucky... we're in the sort of middle band of fame melody and the words?' We said 'Alright then.' And we did." English suburbia while they are clocking its virtues. Too busy caught and notoriety and it's quite a good place to be. When you get really When I mention the fact that Van Dyk recently called The Et in a reverie where Wigan Casino is a stop on the Metropolitan line big, and you're a really massive icon, it must be terrifying. We've got "my heroes" Pete and Sarah shrug the very notion off with a giggle. and London is a state of mind, these two young dreamers have a freedom on all levels: being able to lead a normal life... being able to It's strange to witness bone fide modesty in the company of pop plan. The name 'Saint Etienne' is etched into both desk and existence catch a bus, walk down the road, go shopping and things. stars, so I'm glad when Sarah shows a healthy bit of annoyance: "It's Nothing can stop them now. "And creatively were not under any pressure. We've never had a sod's law that we'd had an eleven and two twelves, and the Van Dyk Fast forward to 1991. Bowl ruts and beads have invaded British massive hit, so we're not under any pressure to recreate one." tune got us into the Top Ten. But it's not really us... not quite legiti- popular culture whilst Acid House takes its last serotonin gasps. "The good thing about being in that middle level," interjects a mate Top Ten." Pete wryly.aads: "It was nice. Our families appreciat- Behind the sea of maracca slackers and wavering ravers, something tanned Pete Wiggs, is that we re still making music. I still really ed it." very special is brewing. Bob Stanley and Pete Wiggs have found a enjoy recording... and as soon a something's released really, I want From the very beginnning Saint Etienne's enchanting mix of magic,

18 Juice Friday June 9 2000 9 marching on

ColaW dreamers aren't we? Our it has always been very al. The vivid imaginal, reate songs about fir- ran d places that we ,been to." vR

- NNE'S SARAH CR CKNELL

glamour and nostalgia has sought nothing but that part of your heart we've never been to before...' Pete, It started off with Jon Savage on Foxbase Alpha . He was a that believes Narnia is through the wardrobe. Fictitious characters it probably came from the fact that me and Bob used to do a friend of ours who gave us a lot of inspiration for that album - the nonchalantly sip tea with real ones while Staten Island rubs geogra- fanzine with a tape. It's just an extension of that really, the bits samples and things like that," phy-defying shoulders with Primrose Hill. "There's loads of invented between songs and stuff.' adds Pete. "I think it's good getting sleevenotes,' chimes Sarah, "Cos when names..." admits Pete, but in 'Mario's Cafe' they were all our When I mention Sarah's recent appearance on the Jo Whiley pro- you buy a record, you go home and it gives you something to look at friends. They were real people. But it spoils things to say who they gramme, her response is more animated than I expect: "She's funny, and read while you listen. are..." he teases. Seizing the opportunity I suggest that next time Jo Whiley..." And then Sarah pauses, mentally rephrasing her less 'Anyone who isn't interested in the way their music is present- they chuck in a fictitious character, they call her Anna. Much guffaw- than rosy opinion of Ms Miley, "I don't know... whenever I do inter- ed... the sleeve and things like that, I find really odd. If you've gone ing ensues before Sarah says, 'Anna... rhymes with...?" And then the views with her and there's men in the room she always seems to to the trouble of making music, why would you not care how it s pre- grim reality sets in as the word "Spanner!" echoes through the think they're really smart and clever and ignores me. I spend the sented?" dressing room. Ah well, it was worth a try. whole time going 'Excuse me!" But in a one to one she's really nice. On stage at Leeds Met, Saint Etienne present a shimmering dis- From the Joyous in.love-with-London arcadia that was 1991's I don't know... she's got a funny agenda going..." play. After a Bob Stanley DJ slot and a mesmerising set by emerging Foxbase Alpha to their latest Berlin-born album Sound Of Water, beauties, the Alpinestars (think Air jamming with Mint Royale inside Saint Etienne have always believed in magic, and have always urged n the tradition of sixties long players, Saint Etienne's albums a snow-dome), the main act treat us to oldies like 'Only Love Can their listeners to believe in it too. Not content with merely serving up have all been accompanied by a set of intriguing (and some- Break Your Heart' and 'People Get Real' that have the crowd beam- music, they have somehow conjured up an accompanying little times maddening) sleevenotes. Lest we forget Julie Burchill's ing. New tunes from Sound Of Water. world, filled with oblique references to forgotten literature ('London infamous incantations on the back side of the Saints' singles such as the wistful 'Just A Little Overcome' and 'Downey CA' are Belongs To Me' lifts its title from a 1945 book), rabble-rousing calls collection, Too Young To Die : "The spirit of St Etienne resides greeted with equal enthusiasm. And suddenly we realise what genius to arms ("Join Our Club!") and so-cheeky-we forgive-them samples in several select states of mind. The smell and sheen of a dis- it has been to sidestep the shackles of pop's premier league. For lifted from films and dusty twelve inch records. Was this part of the 1mayed seaside town the day after summer... the lonely splendour of Saint Etienne, notoriety - always tangible yet never embraced - has original blueprint or a happy by-product of their own pop cultural the first Model Home in Milton Keynes; the sheer heart-stopping thankfully played third fiddle to a beauty that smirks and a beauty passion? "We're daydreamers aren't we?' muses Sarah, 'I think our unimpeachable joy of waking up in the morning and still being that doesn t. A band that will always choose Oslo over Groucho, Cola song content has always been very mystical... magical. The vivid English." over Coke. imaginations we have create songs about fictitious people in places "We chose anyone we could think of who might like us!" quips May the saints keep marching.

19 10 Friday June 9 2000 juke The Leeds Love Parade rr All you need i Saturday July 8 sees the biggest open air dance party in UK it's in Leeds. Adam Blenford reports on the first ever Leeds La

on its streets. For a decade the world has watched as dance culture were talking about in Britain this summer, and with clubs from Cream ike Sydney's Mardi Gras, Berlin's annual Love Parade is a SE permanent fixture in our glossy magazines. Year after year took root in Berlin, and today the Love Parade fills the imposing and Gatecrasher to Leeds' own Sid Fox and London trance-left° boulevard of the Strasse Des 17 Juni with an estimated 1.5 million stalwart Escape From Samsata sharing the same bill, he might just be the aftermath of Germany's million man march is plastered rr across our newspapers and slapped on the insides of our people. right. lifestyle and music magazines. Usually we in Britain have City officials claim the Love Parade will always have a home in While dance music might be coming together for a day and putting looked on from afar, slightly confused at the sight of a Berlin, Dr. Motte, one of those behind the Berlin Love Parade, has a aside its competitive streak, much of this is thanks to Radio 1, and throbbing,L mile-long techno party in the heart of a major European suitably, rose-tinted view of why thousands of people congregate though the station is much-maligned by club snobs and fans of the city. But with the advent of the Leeds Love Parade, which will take around enormous sound systems in steaming weather: "Every year music it doesn't play, the fact remains that there would be no Love place alongside the Berlin event on Saturday 8 .July, us Brits now have people from different cities and countries gather to dance peacefully the chance to show the rest of the world how to party. together. Our language is the music through which we express our joy. The Leeds Love Parade will overwhelm the streets of Leeds for the Music knows no boundaries and builds bridges between all cultures first time this summer, and through its sheer size and diversity is and peoples. What we all wish for is peace on Earth for everyone. if "'This Love Para( already guaranteed to be a success. And with a DJ line-up that reads we desire a happy and peaceful future, we have to prepare the way like a veritable who's who of the dance community's cognoscenti, today. All it takes is a single person with a small idea and it can grow with dub and Leeds is in line for a weekend of large the like of which the city has into something like the Love Parade.' Hmrri. never seen before. The list of confirmed acts just goes on and on, with Whether the UK event can ever have the same kind of deep-seated asildle„ and s modern day liberal's like Paul Oakenfold, Judge Jules, Pete Tong and symbolism that the Love Parade holds for Berliners is doubtful. Cad Cox spearheading the invasion, backed up by an awesome array Overwhelming political and social imperatives are missing here, but fin the 1:11si of talent spanning every genre of dance music, Brace yourselves, pop we compensate in a more basic way - we put on a damn good party. pickers. This is a big one. Judge Jules, gearing up for his role as master of ceremonies on the The Leeds Love Parade will be a very different animal to its Berlin Radio 1 Sound Stage on the day, is convinced that the only winners cousin. Born out of an urgent need to commemorate the freedom that will be the punters. "Although Britain has a range of open air dance the end of the Cold War was bringing to that divided city, the Love events growing on a yearly basis, they aren't free and in most cases Parade in Leeds if it wasn't for Radio 1. Matt Priest, Commissioning si Parade began in 1989 with an impromptu sound system attracting are quite political, tied to one particular club or another. This Love Editor for Live Music at Radio 1, and the man with the drive and the SI 130 people to a rave in central Berlin. Within a few years the crowds Parade will be entirely apolitical, with club and brand differences determination to put the party on sees Radio l's role as crucial to ir had swelled and the word was out, and every summer the eyes of being put aside, and it's all about why everyone started in the dance culture. Europe turned to Berlin to gawp in amazement at what was growing business, out of the love.' That, according to Jules, is the kind of love "As such a high-profile national radio station everything we do

20 Juke Friday June 9 2000 10 • • ...• lis Love• •. • .•• *.• 111' history. And ■ 0)ve parade .•• • •••...... • • • •• .•• • • The who's who of dance music The stars on show at'the Leeds Love Parade

THE OREM DANNY PAUL CARL JUDGE FABIO & PETE DAVE PAUL TEEM RANKING VAN Dye Cox JULES GROOVERIDER TONG PEARCE OAKENFOLD

,Jacts attention and gains an audience," Priest asserts. "We have up spirit of Dr. Matte's raving Teutons lives on at Radio 1 in a rumours that clubs were to open their doors for free on the Saturday ren million listeners a week, and what that lends us is the resources strangely fitting mixture of a love for music wedded to the corporate have proved untrue, the line-ups make for mouth-watering reading. I.d capabilities to put an events like this. Everything we do for dance imperatives that shape today's dance scene. The cavernous Majestyk will get another go at being a proper club, iv( is altruistic. We want people to come and get involved in the So that's why we ye got a Love Parade. But why, pray tell, do we hosting Dangerous Dave Pearce on Friday and the combined might of ern." have it in Leeds, apart from the obvious answer that at least it'll make Pete Tong, Sasha, Hybrid, limo Mass and Sander Kleinenberg on Priest's determination to stage a Love Parade in the UK came from all those one-way roads look useful for a day. Saturday; The Love Parade VIP party will, typically, be found at the Insit to Berlin last year and a recognition of the increasing appeal of "Leeds is perfectly situated for an event like this," Priest told me. Mint Club, where David Morales will hold court at Basics; Space goes ie global reach of dance culture. 'Going to Berlin and seeing nearly "It's easy to get to from just about anywhere in the UK, and a real Subliminal with Eric Morillo, Darren Emerson and Danny Rampling; added bonus is that its a city with a great clubbing heritage but one and over at the continually nutty Club Uropa, Sundissential will he that doesn't have a superclub. Leeds is neutral territory, and the Love going mental to a mouth-watering 8-hour set from the boy wonder, Parade can be independent in a way that would be difficult if the Fergie. ,e be, e apolliit event was held, say, in Liverpool, where Cream are such a huge force.' What neither Priest nor Jude Jules are sure about is whether the eeds is going to be so jam packed that drum and bass dons ra n el ci iff'e ren,ces beiing put: Love Parade will stay in Leeds. It might outgrow Leeds," says Priest Fabio and Grooverider are playing . of all places - at Leeds frankly. 'There will be a lot of questions to answer on July 9." Met. When the Love Parade began in Berlin in 1989 about Lv,rhy eve ri yone star telt 'We'll have to wait and see how well attended this first one is.' Germans were celebrating the onset of freedom and the Judge Jules agreed. 'We're definitely talking in the hundreds of end of division and oppression. Over in England the ness, out of the have.," thousands, but how much bigger than that it might ever get is authorities clamped down on raves and the emerging anyone's guess. We know it will be a success, what we don't know yet danceL culture, fuelled as it was by drugs and trespassing. The Criminal .11UIDGV ES; is the precise level of attendance.' Justice Act of 1993 criminalised a generation of young people because No matter what the future holds, or even why the event is rolling of their recreational preferences. On July 8 the rave generation will up on our doorstep in the place, during Love Parade weekend Leeds return to Britain's consciousness having striven for ten years to win ro million people on the streets was a defining moment for me. I was will be rocking. Apart from the parade itself, which from 4pm will dance culture the respect it deserves. Matt Priest and Judge Jules are -uck by how an event so large had grown from and kept such a wind its way along The Headrow, Briggate, Boar Lane and through City but small parts of an enormous, amorphous whole giving something tng set of ideals. Today dance music is coming of age Square until about 11pm, for one weekend only Leeds' clubs will be back to that which makes them happy. Leeds City Council have joined temationally, with al's like Paul Oakenfold becoming a global full of the world's finest DJ's. It's like every spinner in the business has in the spirit of things. lenomenon, and Radio I are a part of that.' It seems that the loved- decided to take a holiday in our city for the weekend, and although I can barely wait. '

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a faint Friends-like aura (in fact In Return to Me, Duchovny is Return to Me the whole setting and its Gap-clad often required to look pained or population stink of TV), we meet deep in thought, sometimes to Starring: David Duchovny, Minnie gruff yet cheerful old Italian and exude some rugged Mr. Loverman Driver, James Belushi Irish men who discuss which appeal - but his acting proves so Director Bonnie Huns Italian and Irish singers are the embarrassingly wooden that the best. scenes become cringe-worthy at 00 Although the caricatures do ini- best; worthy of him being dunked tially irritate, it comes as no sur- in a vat of boling acid at worst. prise that it is the older actors who Minnie Driver, on the other hat we have on our hands shine here, playing their stereo- hand, struggles valiantly with the here is just another organ- types with real panache, humour, awful script and her laughable W donor romantic dramedy. and gravitas, and they completely counterpart. Two lonely individuals finally steal the show from the heads. As her talent is wasted, she merge to form The Perfect Couple, David Duchovny may be tolera- opens and closes her mouth like when suddenly something beyond ble in the X-Files, but who decided she's drowning, perhaps in silent their control tests their love - so to give this man a leading part in outrage at appearing in a film far, so familiar. The unique twist in a movie, let alone in a romantic which features a loveable gorilla, a Return To Me is that David comedy?! He can only do Mulder, big cuddly loyal dog, a red bicycle, Duchovny falls in love with the and Mulder isn't romantic - and clucking Italian nuns and an inspir- woman who has received his dead even the cutest puppy-dog eyes in ing old Italian waiter, a pot-bellied wife's heart. the world couldn't change that. Irish cop, and gigantic loving fami- To explain: his wife dies, her On TV, Duchovny strains to do lies. organs are donated, and Minnie 'hounded/intrigued/confused', but Apparently, Return to Me is 'a Driver receives her heart: then, always seems slightly removed, as comedy straight from the heart'- without knowing all this, if he were actually husy working what kind of tacky, sentimental, Duchovny and Driver meet and fall out a formula in the back of his tasteless hearts do they think we madly in love, subsequently the mind, have, I wonder? truth comes out, cue crisis in rela- He is always muted, displays a tionship. Of course finally they are muted emotional life, and that Marion Schnelle reunited - where else • in doesn't work with romantic come- Rome.and you can guess the rest dies in the slightest, unless we are Meanwhile, in a restaurant with treated to a dramatic change.

and confront the demons he has are superb, but the plot itself is Battlefield Earth heard about, who took over the relatively weak. The end result earth a millennium ago. The one seems obvious and there is little Starring: John Travolta, Forest he runs into is the evil head of suspense created about whether Whitaker security on Earth, Terl. played by or not it will happen. Travolta is John Travolta - who also co-pro- probably the best evil character 000 duces, and is almost unrecognis- and he plays it exceptionally well. able in his make-up and costume. The evil of the Psychics really henyou are faced with Having failed to be allowed to comes through and you do feel the film based on the return to Psychlo, he concocts a like you want the humans to win, W best-selling science fic- highly illegal scheme to bring him although there seems little doubt tion book ever written, it is diffi- riches and prestige through gold, that they will. cult to know how to react. Not mined by man, who is thought Do not be put off by the sci-fi being the greatest fan of sci-fi, I not to be capable of doing so. His theme; the film contains amazing was inclined to approach it with plan will also bring about the visual aspects, which seem to a lot of scepticism. I was, howev- final destruction of mankind. He divert you from the not so amaz- er, surprisingly pleased with the chooses one 'man-animal' to ing story. It will appeal to those result. communicate with and to train, who are fans of sd-fi and those The stage is set on Earth in in the form of Pepper, who you who aren't. If you are after 'the the year 3000, where the 'man- may recognise from Saving oppressed group rises up to save animal' has become an endan- Private Ryan. Jonnie.decides to the world' kind of film, then this gered species under the tyranny beat the Psychlos and reclaim the will appeal. It is also recommend- of the Psychlos, a strange race of planet for humans, but this is not ed it you want to see a film human-like beings who are high- so easy, as there are so few which avoids all the American ly developed in intelligence and humans and the Psychlos are so teenage schmaltz, but keeps the strength. Up in the mountains, a strong. summer blockbuster feel. man named Jonnie Goodboy The result is an action-packed, Tyler (yes really), played by Barry if not slightly predictable, film. Aliya AI-Hassan Pepper, is tired of watching his The special effects, computer people die and goes off to try graphics, costume and make-up

coloured dungarees with their redeeming features: the inter- down the boundaries and barri- but especially the linear ele- Joseph and the Amazing initials stitched on the breast. val for instance. The second ers between environment and gance of minimalist conceptu- Technicolor Dreamcoat Martin Creed Works It would however be patro- half is a marginally more bear- its inhabitants, and to address alism. He plays games with The Grand nising in the extreme to say able experience (thanks mainly Tee Leeds City Art Gallery how ordinary (tangs become art nothingness, and addresses 5 10 lune that this is a show that chil- to the valiant attempt towards 11 Moi 16 July objects. We can see the forms how mundane things are often dren of all ages will enjoy. Half reaching narcosis during the and rhythms of nature in his reduced to a nothing-status 0 the kids in the audience - and break). The lighting and use of 0 00 work, from the permanent hum and an insignificance. But by indeed a number in the choir - smoke is actually quite clever, of 39 metronomes clicking at doing this, ordinary things (and ome things can be cate- picked their noses throughout although the backdrop and reed's works explore the varying speeds to the simplicity perhaps us ordinary viewers) gorised as being so bad the performance and generally sets appear to have been cut relationships between art of a sheet of paper crumpled are innocently elevated for a S they are sublime. Others looked glum. out from sugary breakfast cere- and the space which art into a ball and sent to the Tate brief moment. meanwhile are simply so bad The highlight of the evening als. It would be unfair though c Gallery director. and we inhabit. One of the first they are nothing other than occurred as the audience made to ignore some of the humour pieces you see on entering is a He draws from the Fluxus Rose lenner atrocious. Andrew Lloyd- their exits. Above the susseris in the production- notably gallery-owned sofa propping movement, Pop-Art slogans, Webber musicals tend to fit could be heard a mother con- when a camel sings 'Poor, open a door. Another archway perfectly in the latter. soling her crying child with the Poor Joseph" in a deep Dick is censored so the lights only Unless of course you hap- immortal sentence: 'At least Van Dykesque cockney accent. flicker on once you've entered. pen to be a fan. In that case, it's all over now!' After enduring an ordeal This exploration of entrances this latest production of Joseph Perhaps more disconcerting such as this, it is not too diffi- and first impressions can also and the Amazing Technicolor are the hordes of seemingly cult to see where the inspira- be seen in Creed's neon words, Drearncoat at the Leeds Grand respectable, tax-paying, law- tion behind Steps and S-Club 7 which adorn the exhibition and Theatre is a treat. Each well- abiding citizens who wave originated (a further reason for also the outside of buildings known song is brightly pack- their arms to 'Any Dream Will the incarceration of Lloyd- such as Tate "Old" and New aged and delivered with gusto Do', appear genuinely moved Webber fans). Joseph and the York's Times Square. We refo- by a cast and crew vastly expe- when Joseph is sold into slav- Amazing Technicolor cus our perception of a room or rienced in this field. ery and scream frenetically for Dreamcoat is an odious mix- building when the very mun- It is a show deliberately encores. ture of saccharine, plastic and dane process of entering it is aimed at Lloyd-Webber fans The interaction between valium. It's a freak show at its challenged. (why should there be any cast and audience renders a bit most freaky, suitable only for Such quotidian questioning change to a highly successful of a pantomime feel to the fans and sado-masochists. continues, as familiar objects formula?) and children. The show. Though unlike a pan- such as blu-tac and a one-inch music is blasted out from tomime Joseph and the Shankar Sharma Fisher-Price instruments, the Amazing Technicolor cube of masking tape layers (traditionally merely tools and cast's mouths have been surgi- Dreammat has an inability to cally widened, and the twelve extract its own urine. aids to the art process) take sons of Jacob wear brightly The show does have some centre stage. Creed's work attempts to highlight and break

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It's child's play A SIDEWAYS LOOK AT THE WEEKS TV Now that Hugh and Liz have parted company it seems that Jay Kay and Denise Van Outen are favourites to fill the space as the top Since 1922 children's programmes have aimed both to celebrity couple. There is only one snag - whilst Liz is a glamourous, sexy, sophisticated educate and entertain. Laura Davis looks back at the old confident model and film star, Denise hosts a tacky late night Channel 4 show called classics and asks if today's creations are as memorable Something For The Weekend (Friday, 11.00pm, C4). Watching it last week the best part of the show was when a random bloke was brought in to indentify which were his HATEVER happened to Mr Spoon? girlfriend s breasts from a stunning display of Did there come a day when he other mammories whilst matching photos to thought, "I'm sick of looking at the other chests. Not such what the point was the moon" and hung up his though. telescope? Or have childrens' Continuing on the tacky trend of things, tastes changed so much that they would no So Best Of Graham Norton (Saturday, longer enjoy the programmes of our childhood? 9.55pm, C4) promises to camp up the best As hard as it is to let go of the past, those of bits of your weekend viewing with the Balta us who enjoyed the antics of the Spoon family award winner's third series featuring Joan and their escapades in space are no longer Rivers, Mo Mowlam, Noami Campbell. Best sitting on our parents' knees, singing along had to be the Jason Priestley one where with the Postman Pat theme tune. Children Norton arranges a telephone meeting with a today seem to be sufficiently entertained by pyschotic fan and his internet page - a shrine the television aimed at them. But does the dedicated to the fan's 'uncanny' resemblance Digimon, Teletubbies generation of to the Beverley Hills 90210 star. programmes offer as much mental stimulation The brilliant Lock Stock (Tuesday, as Mr Senn and Play School? 10.00pm, C4) continues this week after two Children's programming began in 1922, top episodes. If you come to term with the when John Reith, general manager of the BBC, fact that this series is never going to be as decided that there was a need for them on the good as Maddie's bloke's (Guy Ritchie) big new wireless. "It is not to be like school. screen version there is fantastic TV drama on They've been at school all day. You will need to offer. Last week even saw a real life All G devise something to entertain and inform thrown in for good measure. Still witty, stylish children and, if possible, to delight them. laddish television. Children's programmes must become a Talking of stylish, Space (Wednesday, wonderment,' he decreed. 9.50pm, BBC2) is a new addition to To the disgust of many do-gooders, Wednesday nights on BBC2 following the concerned that Muffin the Mule would distract Changing Rooms theme. Let's face it there are children from worthier activities such as only a number of times you can makeover a Sunday school or sports, programmes for small living room 'using bold colours and younger viewers were included in television some MDF." Space however looks at more scheduling after World War II. The BBC aimed original modern interiors. Overall a classier to provide them with a mixed visual diet of affair full of stylishly photographed luxery storytelling, drama, natural history, current interiors. A refreshing change to the sickening affairs, the arts, music, religion, comedy and Lawerence Lewellyn Bowen 's fake audience participation. No mean feat, flamboyance and Carol Smile's smuggness. especially with their limited resources. In the Channel, the BBC has extended Its output of Audiences are muds smaller today than In Over on ITV why not join Baddiel and early 1950s, programmes were transmitted live dramas. Although the most popular of these the '70s and %Os, when ratings for the most Skinner Unplanned (Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, from a small studio using only three cameras. are made at home - Byker Grove, set in popular series peaked at nine million. But 10.00pm, ITV) on the couch for some Serialised dramas like The Railway Children Tyneside, has enjoyed a ten year popularity - despite the popularity of those which discussion inspired by the audience but with were performed live with live repeats on many of them are bought in from abroad and encourage the viewers to stare blankly at the the emphasis on sport.. Sundays. screen, rather than to get Knowing very little about sport it's not During the 1960s involvedvolved both mentally often that I find myself tuning in on They and '70s, programme Many do-gooders were concer ned that physically, recent Think It's All Over (Thursday, 10.00pm makers concentrated trends suggest a return to BBC1). The last couple of episodes have been on interactive Muffin the Mule would distra d [h l- the style of programming very enjoable due to the on going battle programmes such as which encourages children between Rory McGrath and his constant Sesame Street, which use their imaginations. 5M slating off of Posh and Beckam. Posh recently encouraged viewers dren from worthier activities TV Live, the ITV Saturday told heatmagazine: McGrath 'is an ugly lo sing or count morning show presented bastard" and 'he's just a prick.' Comments along with its colourful puppets, and Play ignore the guidelines set out to prevent by Ant and Dec, provides interactive like this however just encouraged retorts like School, presented by a man and a woman who violence, racial stereotypes, smoking and entertainment not unlike that of Multicoloured "I'm so upset by that that I'm not going to spoke directly to the individual child at home. eating unhealthy food and drink. For their own Swop Shop and is proving to be as popular. eat!" This is all good as the less they talk These programmes were of particular benefit part, British producers have begun creating More children tuned in to watch "Chums", its about sport the better. to deprived children who lacked adult programmes which are easily marketable parody of Friends, last Christmas than bothered Ex-rated (Thursday, 11.30pm, C5) attention. abroad. The recent LA7, a'905 version of The to watch the seasonal special of the original continues its late night spot designed for the Today, children's television lacks the British Monkees with pop group SClub7, is the most sitcom. But it still seems unlikely that children late night casualties coming home from the input that made it stand out in previous sold television programme globally and the will feel the same level of nostalgia for their pub. After a little drink is can be amusing to decades. To compete with encroaching cable real charm for makers of the Teletubbies is not two-dimensional friends in 20 years time, that watch the teams of exes dishing the dirt on and sky channels aimed specifically at child their glowing tummies or baby-speak but the grown-up fans of The Flumps and Bagpuss do their formerly-significant others. audiences, like Nickelodeon and the Disney ease with which they can sell 1 abroad. today. El oveli

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HE thing in my hand was slightly larger than a postage stamp. but lacked a postage stamp's sense of subtlety and propriety (although I felt that in stickiness and bad taste the two were probably running T neck and neck.) I held it up against me and contemplated the logis- tics of getting one hreast, let alone two, to fit its minuscule dimensions. Somewhere on this remote island {population: IMMO) there must be a place that did emergency liposuction? As I gazed at it in honor, my fresh- off-the-plane complexion puckered uncomfortably at the idea of such exposure. but there was no way round it. The truth of the matter finally dawned. I was about to wear a red lycra two piece. In public. Fortunately, it wasn't just me submitting to such voluntary humiliation. Five of us were on holiday in the Caribbean. staying with a friend's father on St. Vincent. a tiny island which forms part of the necklace of windward isles that trickles down the throat of the Americas. The joy of our visit was compounded by the knowledge that you don't get to live practically for free in earthly paradise very often. especially on a student budget. Unlike Thailand or Goa the Caribbean doesn't really cater for backpackers, appealing more to jetsetters. Admittedly we had to squander most of our student loans actually getting to the island, but after that expenses were thankfully minimal. We had the chance of a lifetime, and part of this mighty cultural experience was to dance in 'Vincy Mas'. the Island's annu- CARNIVAL CULTURE IN BRITAIN al carnival. Even after the red lycra realisation. we knew we would he crazy not to take the up offer. To an outsider. Carnival seems the centrepiece of Caribbean life: the Many cities in England are starting to have their own carnivals alongside traditional venues like Notting Hill. day when introspective island existence explodes into momentum like an Leeds very own West Indian Carnival Parade has been running 33 years and happens on August Bank Holiday opening flower. Anyone who has been to Nutting Hill will recognise the thrill of seeing such colour and energy stomping joyfully down the street. Monday, preceded by a week of other events like the children's carnival and the Calypso monarch. It is a thing of community, celebration and wildness. a force that possess- The parade leaves from Chapeltown's Potter Newton Park at 2 p.m., aiming to return by 8 for the final judging. es - and occasionally terrifies. We met a Maltese man, a hotel owner It will be attended by about 60,000 people and organisers estimate that there will be about 2,000 entrants gloomily awaiting the arrival of his wife, sitting all day supping rum at the side of his deserted swimming pool. Co-ordinator Ian Charles stresses that carnival is a community event, not restricted in any way to just Chapeltown or people of West Indian origin. In fact, he would like to encourage the university to put a troop TWIN TO Mr PAGE together if anyone is up for it InnerSpace: TravelSpace 14•WebSpace 15

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FROM PREVIOUS PAGE When we told him we were entering the Carnival he pursed his lips and said huffily he never ventured into town at that time of year. "You know what the carnival thing is about?" he muttered, under hooded eyes. "FORNICATING!" And he stalked off for more Rim. In a way. he had it point. Carnival is after all a celehratinn of life, originally rooted in a desperate attempt to cling to identity, under appalling conditions. It is a celebration of life under fire. life in flux and turmoil. To the people who lived on these islands as sugar plantation slaves. Carnival represented a way of reclaiming some of their oppressed and violated existence, It has to he said. fornication plays a pretty big part in that sort of thing - making babies to say I AM and WE ARE. keeping the continu- um alive. Stripped of their nationality. language and original religion - all of which were violently suppressed - the African slaves found a way of incorporating their memories of life as it had been into Carnival, the Lenten festival (literally Came Vale - hye-hye to meat for six weeks) of the Catholic calendar. Essentially. the rampant dancing and general irieness that accompany Carnival signify a ritual up yours to the oppressors: taking their straight-laced religious piety and turning it upside down. grinning at the darkness, banging illegal drums through the night.

N THE weeks preceding Carnival, a sweaty fervour overtook the population as the costumes took shape. Carnival is competitive - people form artistic collectives, usually sponsored Iby island bigwigs. known as 'Man Tents' Ito 'play mas' is to participate) to facilitate the creation of the costumes, which take weeks of energy. We signed up to Nelson Block, a man tent in the centre of town. and paid about £20 each to 'play'. Each tent chooses a theme. and breaks it down into different sections. Nelson Block's was 'Through the Eyes of a Mad Artist'. and the section designs had names like 'Hallucination', 'Paranoia'. and 'Passion'. Alarmingly, this last was to he our section. We gin- gerly inspected the designs and found that, on paper at least, they involved more than just red lycra. Most costumes start with this basic two piece but, until the day itself, we had no clue about the rest. People were friendly. excited and confused by our presence - bulging. face unit dusted with glitter. He waved a loud- The Mas Tent itself was a hive of activity 24 hours a day as there was a significant colour difference and it was pretty obvi- speaker in our general direction and checked over his shining for most people Carnival is the culmination of a year of saving ous to all that we weren't from round here. Everyone was pleased creations for a final time. and waiting. The team of designers seemed to live on the prem- with at for trying, but as we sat waiting for it all to begin, it ises, eating and sleeping in a den of feathers, glue, glitter, tinsel became apparent that there were some slight concerns about our ii A 0,Kh ,ouNELSON thBelorieekidMbeascaTme,mlnLe t,s14Gaoke and psychedelic fabric. In the attic office, presiding over opera- ability to dance. The islanders had seen white people dancing !" sure - Lions like a sweaty dreadlocked demon, was Mr. Adonis Hector, before and they didn't hold with it. 'You got to go SLOW.' you dance slow." he added aside to us, as we chief artistic creator and supervisor. He worked in a hare of took our positions on the warm road, divided spliff smoke and glue fumes, eyes crossed with concentration into lines in our sections. The music - Soca music. crazy hip and copious herbal offerings to the Carnival muse. Occasionally gyrating tunes all sung by local bands - blared around us and he would emerge from his crow's nest to inspect the creations caught us up. The whole winding thing was beginning to take taking shape on the floor below, the rows of feathered head- The truth of the matter finally hold. There we were. in red lycra bikinis and a few black feath- dresses and waving fields of 'standards' - the decorated staves d ers. pulsing our hips and stamping our feet, and it felt OK, that most costumes involve, Men and women, little kids and . I was about to wear a re because everyone else was doing it too. and we couldn't have grandmas all worked with noisy enthusiasm, dusting shoes with awned d escaped if we had wanted. The road became a steady throbbing glitter and fluorescent paint, sticking ribbons to headdresses. In snake of colour, alive and in balance between the sea, sky and the middle of the room stood the centrepiece, which resembled music. Someone handed me a rum bottle. Someone else took a giant chicken with glowing eyes and a shiny beak. dubiously lycra two piece. In public my hand and raised it high. "Mash it up!" bellowed Adonis perched aboard steel hoops and wheels. Whoever was encircled from somewhere deep in the speaker stack. "Stomp de street by this contraption would he honoured but also squashed. down! Yes madness posse!" The day came at last, dawning fine and far too early as we Commanded one mcinhut ha our section. 'Nose of W. last After that, we danced twelve hours solid. The combination of staggered down to the Mat Tent. The air was electric with antic- European stuff. You got to WIND YOUR BODY', so much energy. anticipation and rum was a potent mixture. For ipation and, as we crammed into the tent to change into our cos- Before we had time to get a proper hold of the whole v. {1K1lug the islanders. Carnival represents a yearly revival of identity. mines, I was reminded of being backstage at a school play. There thing, a noise like buildings collapsing heralded the arrival of our culture. and community. For us. it was a unique and powerful were more people than I had expected: tiny children scampering mat truck: a precarious pile of pulsing speakers stacked and experience. And yes. I proudly escorted my costume home, but in shiny blue and silver fluff, big mommas squeezing into orange ready to go aboard a big lorry. Perched atop this monolith was you'll have to ask me very nicely if you want me to wear it. Iycra, lithe teenagers, honed from the gym. in slinky two-pieces. Adonis Hector himself, dreads on end with furious energy. eyes Leeds Student webspace FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 15 Net the new you With graduation looming and your new life about to begin, it's time to redefine yourself. LAURA DAVIS surfs those sites which will help you to impress your boss and new friends

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35 Leeds Student D6 FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 Final Personals Anyway, I've gone on long enough just a final shout out to the Firstly alas thanks to all The people yaw connibertedta the News SVC um nl lane. Sony about leaving most of it asp to you guys but you've rnornents later...thanks to everyone that has put up with any the paper and fa piste up with my forgetiOneas and rash eating skills done a fine job. Steve - you may have abandoned us but you're computer clutrinew. Ed Sal Sue - ifs been Fab. and I shall miss news team Catherine. Kiran 8 Toby I never did get to write a We started back in October with over htty potential reposers and finished still the biggest cuddliest teddy bear I know_ Anna St-Etienne you all next year. What will I do without you? But I'll just about news report! And Laura - layout whiz. Adam - I know you have vath three, bet am told not to take a personalty and nor to blame Taya and Madonna obsessions may he major parts of your character cope if you manage le send me a postcard for my collection a life outside the librawepaper really • and WaL along with all evervwcent charm. Loyalties die hard and rare liewth my fellow comrades but that's not really something to hold against you. May you WW11 • good luck in Canada. Belgium and Japan, and keep in the usual Tuesday night crew. Good hack with Mauver you're up to non year. SALLY wee is arms on the horn line ol the piper - the News Editors. Anybody readily] continue to dance fora long time more. The pages will be great touch! A massive goodbye aka goes to everyone else that live tha will erobera not know of the pide I take in seeing Toby scale the next year -both of you write amazingly, just try not to have too spent my Tuesday nights with over the past year r): Lydia :rood year ones A hay thankyou to everyone at the Space posse_ I thank Emma Shankar. Nick. Will, lane Anna Fiona. and Steve .__ s bloody great • hope you do too. liar and Waite you ve got it going on, heights of the newspaper, as next mesas lead Ness Editor and columnist ▪ any argurnents at 2arn. And on to little MrswArthy. 'es been a for it was all the way back in the fry issue al 1 WE when I took the wane year with its ups and downs I know but acting like we're in the looky's pizzas just won't taste the same without you all. meditteranean days in the rain and pouncing on first years DOW thalls what upstart under my win and together we shared a by- re on a short about first year again over the last week has been loads of fun. Make Goodbye and the best of luck also to Laura, Kiran, Catherine. I call dedkation. Haz, thank god your sex hie is more awning than moreand ParkLane six:Mare college. Saw then have seen Toby ge loom strength to sure you come visit neat year for heavy drinking and dirty and Chris and of course Nay! Nay , thanks for spending too shanks for sharing at lamre. is been a total pleasure, thanks for Wong to nowt and I am positively glowiag with pride. Kiran has radiated d conies-Little Lydia, you're forever friendly and chatty •I dunno many hours in the office, and probably disrupting yow sleeping stop tee turning the whole thing into wooers space you CAN do it posave karma throughout the year. reassudg myself that although I am how you do it bet please teach me! Make sure you keep es patterns for lilt, for sorting out my techno-probs, for poor without me. to. we you.Thants for the ft men wall, the Campus date. , an, the undfoial member - MIS:all to start gaming off my mask [deans, which consists of halI el touch • e-mails the way forward remember! Emma goad luck patience. and not for an office which went into Jennifer Lopez- date. Bur who has our peter al Knight Rider blank tape and a salaried CD. I en not alone in my wayward music caste on the journo course. Remember in your future serach for overioad somewhere in the middle of the year. I shall miss you where did that sock come horn? Chao nerve waled mteaching of Quark, More seaway she has heen the leading news hound in a Permeative year employment job interviews with hangovers or that you don't all, and for those mugs who are hanging on for another year wrote ankles in three how • you're better than or and a lot hem., dancer_ with the stores no the 'racist* lecturer - ie your acceptence speech at the give a lank over are always the best. I can't forget to mention Clare a oh dear, what have you let yourself in lore, Anna. Polly. you're anwang Saving my ass. baby. an not too Iv; °erase.. I'm wands I want a mention. The real tower of strength what the News ware the mighty .the Oman and his on going love affair with the Shenker, Steve. Toby J-GC. PG one you in September! Love so dewed you're Hang to be a jormalist. Mid, not enough men who'll has been Catheine I have never understood how Vol always knew what Echolalia organisation. You're super human I'm sure How can bona Caroline have a good argument rah me - ace one. Thanks for tr6leelny re is going on, having to marina roe a dozen time each Wednesday night someone do so much yet never he in a rush? Good luck for the Shankar Sharma would !Ike to thank the gladiators who kicked the shire out everything you mile. David the SENIOR haws editor new yea which story Is going on which page knovang everytody s telephone Future. Bleeford , the most controversial columnist yet? I of Emma ftribach arid Lyda Dennis for enduring try presence apparently • can I wan Freon the moment 'saw that pedalo I knees e and numbers and what they areal' dosna Surely without her win coinpoaure reckon. Keep on kicking up a fuss as one wise person once Said throughput the year. Lauren Turner for frequ.ty rescuing the books page Dan, thanks for saving Leeds horn flay's stamen:tett the cressword lane. he wheels would not just have fallen off the wagon, but the while tang There's only one thing worse than being talked about and that's from oblaion; Named Raja and Chris Straw, and everyone from the Leeds nice Rea great carloaa and thanka he being super efficient when I wasp 1. would have amply sell ooneusted My only regret throughout this new not being talked about. Clare • alt We best for next year - lithe Wadent oath whom I've had the joy of waling haling a Arm earls Geed And en for the others, Adam, what exacey is your version of what year. and one that I have been harbouring lee ante erne, is that the making regular Tuesday visits and cluttering up your office. Arid Lick to you alt. happened at Near Year? Catherine. hope I ee l actually see you h Sasser fascinating world of Nile peek. never made the hurl page, 1 know that to everyone else, sorry for not mentioning you all hut time is Wow! 175 Flava's Of The Day later and been I am. Firstly Omuta row that were nor gang to he in de same place. Thanks for fun driws to you will come over to the Dadside soon though. Finally thanks to the rest alert rod very late. 0 nifte all wicked and I'm just upset that I out to all those who helped me through my first week, it was Harrogate. Keen, what on I doing in Leeds when you're hitting the big Of the Wedresday night crew. PG. Adam and Laura for ow metal know I won't be able to stay in touch with all of you but I know hell. Sorry to sound cliched but I couldn't have done it without apple hope it tastes good I Laura, lhardS la lardy Chat - calla wait for encouragrrear despilethe hardships of our Lucky's pizza eating and Ake FM I'm crap and wont manage t Good Luck iv all of you finishing you. You all know who you are. thank you so much. Our all karate office emporium ie the summer. Emma. wine your body baby melody MUSIC sessions. But of touree this line farewell coeld not he and for all you staying on Ian sure I'll see you around. For the thaarkeprew I still haven't mastered you but one day, maybe... you know I secretly wanted the bikini ShOtS in Nan. a S been on metal cod-mime without a thereto no Mace captain and his henchman. To Nay last time on a Tuesday night I'm in the paper office and my bed The shock of seeing 3am and courting on an old Mac horn last pleasure hum stall to finish even when I wanted to strap gk you. Thanks A and Chris I rhankyou for your Terence in keeping me our of Me pooh on it calhng. Goodbye everyone. Boo boo hoo, century is something I never want to experience again. no sleep linal thanks to Nicofa effete and Charlotte - erg lop isere. The annual Thursday afternoons ay leaking rne vane lead-won the ins and outs of the So. leaks like we mark it Its been a log and arduous ride are out ol rt and not having a clue what your writing, think I can safely say wrelegy to Mn. Fagg only pimps of you as Arisen Powers and a totally NUS. Without tea unstinting kindness I would sorely by half the man that Cane some of the coolest linos. Fiona • I meet you on my very first day in we've all been there. Listings editor and I hardly had the time :aloe quote on the Cold War or something you got off quite lightly thin I an now. Cheers Best of luck everybody raw aw. I feel privedged and university, you motivated and blackmailed one into this and rm so glad you to we the guide - wall that s not quite true.. All those times 11111e And as far all you lot that I'll be working with next year - 1 ran I wait wad to have been associated with the Leeds Student learn. I awl wanted did Thank ere anew been an continual motivation and dnraing that the email went pear•shaped thanks to Chris. Laura and Now all I have to don work oar how to use the computers... to end with a mentian about silk sleersina bags and how brawl there ore, inspiration, and one ol the few sane Itheagh not nerceasarily sensible) friends who saved ery pages et the printers and fiddled with None of you will believe one, but for once I truly don't feel like awl! ran rye you one on the cheap but l was told nor to bottles rve got lehl I coat believe you've got a 'wawa' job, hut hope it goes those grey boxes. I never want to see a grey hoe ever ever I have that mud, to say. I bet I'll manage. though. I'm not quite Aaaaaaaareh! You're all leaving! What am I gonna do with my wet.' m saw out career paths will crow again. but now our social tiles we again. Secondly RESPECT I think is the word for everyone who sure what life will be like without Ibis smelly office. without Tuesday nights? More won-yingly, what are you tot gonna do Stepeen 'HSU fuck tea Whitehead has gone to hod hianell and his one in tolerated those evil Macs that hindered us through the first few obscene stomach grumbles after the becky's that might just when you have an apostrophe crisis? You'll pot have to take babel,. and I've missed you in this final run. For alt the layout hip-hop pre-network days bolero G3 heaven. Huge hello to the Monday have been the fatal one, without PG spouting iecessant rubbish solace rn the knowledge that my door is always open for those ✓aernatan, cant cake end being the brawl, mar Wile got thrown in with night Space girls both flares, lo-51dRa and their sophisticated about some old nag, without Catherine's composure and Kirana in need of apostrophe rehab_ Anyhow. enough of this doting - the music beds. I thank you. You and Anna take care of each aeon next company Clare I'd wish you all the good luck as editor next strange obsession with wrinkly old actors. without Kilnees it makes we sound like Arthy, and you'll never catch me year. Anna, you are such a sweet girt, regardless of the shat you Ester, to. year but I doubt you'll need it, have a fantastic year. Laura ruffled inane reaching for the sky through the holes in ha listening to Motarhead. Fiona and lane, thanks Inc putting up You're aposuohpe liessres, Meatless twang and obscure obsess*n have fantastic layout as ever. Bagpuss is a childhood favourite at jumpers., without Toby John Guy Chasseuds constant stream of with my long paragraphs and inept grasp of the computers. mark we truly kW like the junior that I arc. Tuesday night buddies, Lyda mine and don't target those mice! Nice one Everyone single English verbal diarrheoa. You're all immortal. believe me. How Well have to share a filthy curry and six bottles of aolinsay and Ernest Me mad Nam., anetand the hippy, leads for all the laughs. one of you who ever wrote me a (lava kings and queens the will I face Wednesday nights in the future, Sow will I ever visit when you graduate. Make Jane's lack. And to Sadie, my Nick 'bloke Weight well never agree on musk. Ever! Eta you've educated lot at yea and the regulars I relied an. big shouts to you alt. Harrogate without remembering the intoxicating smell of absent sparring partner cuaently dodging bullets in Harem.. nth on dance. and We, 'culture" and pave 1-, back rubs!. Cheers rocker! Valentine girl I think the time has corner to reveal yourself, I shall linotype... All this emotion is getting me cods... Ann I saying rye even started to miss the smell of holognese pizza, mate, no Kiran you'll take New Yoh by sawn, I hope ifs all we both think it is there want to know before the end of our piss-up please. don't be shy goodbye to university, to education, to social life, to what? I am get back to Blighty and well celebrate with some milk powder- amain% The illtaiye and lowly _loe Or • VII never know how you da all now Thanks to all that know we and putting up with my saying farewell to a team and a publication no much bigger and Thanks to King Rap for only calling me a silly cow once. Okay the stings you do lea am amazed by n - keep it as wales you have all year. unsociable borate all at Brudenell Avenue. Rooks, Arts, Music, greater than any one person, and la have lost two years under re work off the hard drive next time And don't forget the Dave. our nghol out was wicked thanks Ion Mai Enjoy your fancy features News. HSDI. and everyone that was nice to me. I'll miss all of the harsh strip lights of the office is but a small price to pay to colour wheel. Erg sheers tv Shankar, Lydia and Emma for editing neat year, and keep true to ail those things we talked about that you. And Alex watching over us and all those other absent have been privy to secrets, its' lies and its characters (ignore bickering more than music... big cop to Wel for sticking up for drunken night Chnw you've goiter than hen, but know you're made of the significant others_ All the doh nighty cheesy or sophisticated I my apostrophes good tunes in the Nee of Jennifer toper overload_ good I adt more Wei as Nav - football and ! Tatty, PG and Winer. Von never known think I can safely say I have experienced most of them . Finally all to Ed is Belgium.. and to Sally and Susan ROI in Belgium, big up gum what pave made ol rne, but I dank you're awl - no Mere! I await I wish everyone I met at LS all the fame and success in the generosity ;sounds crap but 'l's the little things that are to Toby • bet my accents are better, happy holy to Paul (shake Karim moth-natiOnal ocapexate lake over in the new lea years_ BlenIdd • world. Sorry to all the listings that I couldn't Frt in. If listings was important). Then there was Weight. the shaven headed rigger • yea hon bon boy), Caroline (don't mention the H word!), good keep picking fights and thanks for all the chits taw stolen Laura and twice as big it still couldn't contain ail the clubs. gigs, events and and no, I still can't remember how much it tests to yet into luck to Adam ;Matt may have won the battle but you won the Catherine you have a quiet calm Ill never have- hold on to it. Clare I have all the little people doing interesting staff, Cm sorry that you all Templehead - and Arthy, who comes from the middle of wart, happy summer also to Chris. Laura. Catherine gall hail the every bah et your organisation end seasaivity to edit are to take the smut couldn't get a mention. Goodbye..... nowhere but seems to know absolutely everyone. and Fiona, ICS!), In ince trainers kid) James, Emrys, Harriet. Claire, Jennie deaf Leeds %deal_ So much lad with rt. Aral last, but certainly not east, The end is here and its hale !Cinerary thanks to averyur who will surely miss being Owen Blag in times to come, and and everyone whover played the Cobourg quiz machine. And Nay. Your complete ignorante of music a balanced only by you extensive lhal I've-swathed with Lane olfdded). First thing's firgs alms, leading free, Shankar, who will never get lost trekking through the hello...goodbye to Hick wherever you ace. I always knew you and unnerangly researched krtowlaige of porn and all things nand. Nothing the front for 25 English issues. Thanks to my mentors, Cathenoe -Wawa mountains because his cry can be heard .ncross oceans. and the loved A78. And Clare • see you in August. Happy Guatemala! will shock me now Thanks for putting up oath my many creeds and kickers- Bat who's held at all together evoagli thick and then • we'll have rest of Juke, who I only saw so fleetingly, Sally LI did leave the That's it then. Take 'A easy gang! Incompetences Goad led with whata up ahead_ ROCK Ohl Would you to meet up for our traditional drink in Brighton Iwhals has only happened office sometimes. I promise), Anna. Steve, Susan, Caroline, Ed_ Havel What laterite- evenly the aarne Oswald W last year. We think Iles beleve my Corneae; crashed wen in rry final hod RS been Inn and an Gael- Kibet, I'll have to pop up to see you (and your asiea soraenme Then there was Space, brimful of tatty but jolty nice too Polly mead gel better with practice. but the tooth is n amyl's And this time a absolute laSalration to be around such a mixed, energetic and real group of Rememter on when you're a 'ruthless rapiWkst expkortong Aria and you Might have given me the larga ern finding it really hard to weal is my final personnel, sob sob_ HON can par describe a whale ware people and desple my moods when I've been in tee enter at 3 in the sunounded by beastautgrla you rnagoet. Kaadhawa haw lion m the US of say anything that ain't seam, Do not !NM go. do not collect worth af laughs, news hunting. claustrophobia from being in the office and morning. I wish there was modem. Thanks Geed lurk Take cart Rik A but dooe get your nuts too far rn and try to ease yourself off the laughs or humour.. but do go and get everything you want. Friday ddriong seaman in atm paragaphs !escrow late and I don'i WWI Chr k yaw depressing musk. REM RIP. Aisa by thanks to our newshourids Gus because you know that you can. And if i really don I see you to start feeling really really sentimental so I gums to start with it is a huge Welcome to die dawn purple people, the end of an era means I Montgomery Busai, Ferrer, Splinter, Crouchy. Also lee Organ and the again, then yes we'll meet at Scott's wedding. Harriet has a hank you cud good leek in the future to everyone who has made the paper need to wish a cheerio to all of you cheese-tonging, groove- adbaters, Rahaa Sheen War were a hero - where did you war) Also to heart of gold and a dirty smile dm sure I know a lot more than what at he beer this year Especially to ail Call rayrs reporters, awe of rocking, tree-hugging beautiful lads and lasses. Loathe bath Can. and !ohm Guy lour best reporter KithOul a &luta) . dart layt but not I- can remember). and Emily you say you've got how many more whore have stuck with us through bra and thinf And an ovally haw to all you juicey p.ple...Sue, my fellow philosopher 'say° least the Leg Eddy Adams. Hope yoe have laughs in France and your snags left before you've got to settle down? land Little, you thank you to nor phowraphere we knowwave driven you Crate but hasna nara" - hope you know what that means lovee cos1 don't! Keep t and piping Wills den t get Ion navy, youcrazy fool And doer clever girl, you are s000000 funny when a kohol gets the better a been fun! Emma In sae we will get our money horn Max some day in Japan entertained and burn Plato!!!!!! IVY lovin' rock Attila forgeforget Waterhouse • I dolt think arryone mewl here's too interested in it of you. Josephine, you are a scheming nutter, bet you are the the dim argent kaure. Also good lurk to the two new moats, Lucy and Dan Arthy, will probably bump into you in Madhatten They only want ID he jourroasts.) Looking forwardiliiLrefing next year with best one. It I ever fancy running through a military base late at - lets late it, l donl hair yaw Wednesday nighls nil net he the same sornetime...take care...Good hick Sally and Caroline and my partners in coma, Balhnger teeth put topo pizza and aiesd night wearing on taw and making chicken noises then t ware you again. rot [hal that% a had thong To at the Sparey and Jukeypeople who Ed...happy Bergiurnong. Dave-rude-hoe keep that sexual exposing tailcannaba plantations al L56) and to arreister (plenty more to come with roe_ 'Mai is happening to me??). Space - as a rreahrt not have erne to mention by name have fun area% heading into frustration under control and stop stepping on other people's Irkks to loath pop - an the skateboard and off) II could he lath will be whole, I would have to say you're just about the nicest bunch of the big lade wreth am' rf you are around for another year at the paper. toes..nodge nudge wink wink! Mcaa.you're gonna make me on-Wiped. Vanes. I love you. Why won"t you tans to me my dading? Oh gala I ever met. and that includes you Pamir and yob. Mr espy t It's been great knowing you all and gossiping over a pint on a shay...Cue always wanted to he a cheesy covergid. Talking Of Well.„ are ve another year l0 patch thugs op_ Now a big up to the Wet Of ?lockets of Careersborough. The thing about Space is that one Frick* A big hello and good luck to Murray anifiaex, thanks for all the chips cheesy pins, Bleno tere gonna take the media world by the Wednesday light crew: Laura doing yon hest m make sure I don't who's in charge of it She's, like, amazing, she is. I heard she'd back in the early days and tor laughing at me when get Wank And so ones storm-purple hugs mat, wits friends like you who needs Misbehave . a lost cause I ere I head of one- I Shall miss The Gospel come straight out of rural Sussex, stopped at a bra shop on the the grgoosser king himself - llama - you have been a great editor. It's been a contacts!! Rudebeek loveeee, loadsa luck with the paper nod according to elenford a 'much of class in an otherwise dull world nt's your way and headed straight for world domination, smiling at yew, what withall the technical troubles, bayou have come through year...I'm sure you have plenty of ideas on how to keep 'em funny eyes that don). Also a step en the exklo our sexy Diarist a non everyone along the way. And you probably are, you know carrtthe Rang colours. Keep using your special haw aeray, listening nortistop to tamed...!! GallaaHER. you closet prince freak-you'll grow ern of lamely after nye,. bean Do you have robe very agile to be Sports Editor? (unless you forget to buy those bras. then you might be in Aire FM and waving a wooden stick round the office like a maniac and Ian that Indic kid thing, I've got faith...but as for being such a gossip No yen don't do you Paul., you goat? Well have to love some thee trouble). Clare. you're an undoubted star (to coin a phrase over One you'll ge far. AAaallaghtylfrern Pie pastla thettse. Miss Rudebeca. monger...yum f mate!! Nay and Chris cheers for all your ones next year 1 you're not loo busy as the Deo By the way Baalehswid used by a previous editor) and I regret only that I can't be here the fate of Wean Studeraes li in your hands. I know you are going to do an help and load. luck Number one gossip manger Raparve does that invoke sorting Out the Owe all and 4 so will you Seek with IT to see you do great things to this newspaper. We stood I.king estellerit job, have an excell.t Warier before returning to the depths of endured months of your cheesy teeny boppy [eons, your or will you shop about a bit. I thine I know the answer to that one arid W out over London and I know went do it again some day, salving the officer Gocdbye also to Bedard, enjoy your are at the Observer and pornagraphic Beasley Spears type paudophilm talk. invest in we knoW. t Oold an get a bit messy. Thanks to photoking. Hugh and gins and laughing about bloodsuckers and burghers and toilets good lurk with whatever it leads to, heeler/1a not more sacks of 'fan' male some motown and feminism classes. you'll be well reformed Ernrys - you saved Nevi ass a thousand Idea Weil done to the and whatever. And thus to the media stuns the high priest of Chris good luck in your new Pb and thanks for at your help with my AND for the better mate..1!. To our tittle Laura, you alright Someheada Spn King Nockles, the Naas Oahe. Dead MacDonald hid you filth the jack the lad laughably in love, Naveed. you grew into techniCalanternet proberre You've been a great depute hating things loueeee? Dya fancy a cu pa? Come to NY with me love, me ever discover how you ended up in Aga?), Little and Katie Jerrie Nutcase the job from the very first day and though everyone will say so, together and doing more than your fait share of wort as well as berg Strada.. companion.—and SNEER to you too mate...8 era you Wilson. and Cupid herself So Stella, Cuts and Nick France Lan Ulla And your strength has been immense and empowering_ You know Rap's chief partner in wire. A big belle also to Paul, have fun being sear dudess. love ya loads, will miss the sweets, the tricolration.- what do I say about flee Rudestat ran sure have plenty to say this time hotter than me what Is like to see a friend become a leader. an harge next year, what are you going M do ratter henna Nav cannot continue_. feeling emotional.. (hayseedd be gentle next year no in the meantime la just say gonads and Ian sure yaw lb Inc and though we mock you weal respect you more than you can whisper too bread el course argue waft over LookyOld! And geed kick to with people next year, good luck me purple mate! Killo, I will great Wallace des OK. Well lots all the wddos earn the male paper out imagine_ You were on hiding la nothing taking neer a paper es Toby. wen lhaUgh you deserve to be chapped! News is in vow capable invest in an Indian Drangeolamily and friends discount the way so queers its lime to mare onto all the trenches (especially Lydia) good as this one was last year, but you ve improved. innovated hands nag Ergfah year se have for lame, at-antler of my letInw resus please....talte care. hope Smith East Asia is ammina. And lastly horn lute. Susan, Ed Cairene, and the Youngster. Dennis, Robed and and pushed on while everything has tried to make you slip. The cretors, or shoad that he news gurus, keep on plugging those silk sleepily all our reedier, thank you sovoec000 much for all your help. Manisa. Shakori, the Weald Medina and the Goose rebate with all hat greatest testament to your mom was our efforts while you bags. I'm Wre pall make your rnallarar Wentally. Have a great nine Alta. Stephanie, Wilt, James F and good luck Sallinaer and Box, flavas The sm.siss....iff, 1.11fiel Arne dcrillarte WHO latneW5 we, at home, and your own refusel to shirk anything has been traveling over the summer, And so onto Klan 't want to deny a Ighthare you c0000000l newsy people...the end is nigh and I m drowning 1-10W to applealat a well-dam.sed and colour- coordinated man god -bless unbelievable. You can't believe it's over and neither can I. let's keeper' Rao:Pravda and her imcination for Pencoand drinking tea. Pm gala in nostalgia.._ roll on Lightning Seeds.... Kiran re Also- thanks her the stowed Irani Grerboy. Dave, Greescalteh who go out and do it however we want to (which in your case must. to miss yaw you crazy Yorkshire' WOW., You better stay in torah when moatXXX000800000074XXX10000114 have been the keenest readers and have supported me so much. hughbert of course. be the 'toilet seat...) And that ladies and gentlemen. you pm of to ihe tiig day of Manhanen And Laura you managed to escape SO lard In turn up a year in a lea pawaphs but Ion sure we've all got eclat exactly aeyou drag neat yea? And trigger.. . What can I says it's the was that. A year of my prattle has finally come to an end. I'm horn a brown room but have probably spem just as king in the pig gy ol enough rremonce withal' me bancenecw. To all in awe - Wad luck for the end of an era afthaegh I guess I'll be seeing you Jewish face at some pant exhausted, truly. I almost never want to ante another word out Mace !hope you find you dream pla soon because you deserve a Ian Mae. hope you back the nght nag real time Caroline. Shank. • done stop next year if not Mewl be trouble becare. as we kkm. laratranger than again. I'm half templed to go and get some mother of a desk gannet° miss youboth and pu gkly gossiping dant. (Yes Pau), wouldn't you going to (Halls and grip the Maw an my helot( Will thanks for the you mentally and physicaly Now the by boys, Straw mending away at job, marry a nice Jewish Princess and get on with life, but I II ice to lanes what we spend all out tine whapefing &owl) Pad so that's chance to write knot my childhood (hero, het sop. glad to he rid ol your daughouts. I don't whoa. remember that her but I nes there's still won't. That would betray my memories of this newspaper and 01. Another year toady over, can't gate beiree d. Sul hopefully wawa all listing,Spacemen, and women rnosth, have hot n whatever ream time yet. Well w. And lost bent not lead the Ng man, the perm, the Rai the unique people I have met and loved over the last few years meet again some sunny day, like the metro awards, or when we are all Hell pavane trade Corgratulaions or; your grade Claire. Pally hope you data machine. the king Yawed. It's been a pleasure althaugh Ithink rm more So lets just say that 13henf owl's going to sleep for a bit I think howearazed meta tycoons. Lint then have fun and lake rate. end up strangling your sister this unmet. Dave yOU'le such a poser. Hope likely cane armors you wheal see you maw rake moustache in Love Parade Ore said my piece. Gaily gosh what a year! Sending out an awfully big shout to you know who (00114 W his serrsa before wei've ha the catwalks_ And el Sex Romp than Edit. of a national. We'll we Anyore who misses my wit Bight. 10 minutes to go and Ian Uwe' hard to Stan than .ffeneel lark We Igh rare on you ask for ita G-man any idiom guru), Jules course-Clam. Have fun in Guatemala, looking forward to tompannglann in and mtelhgeoye feel hee to Italian roe on maw hassmielatantrnail corn instead Rajahs idling some aricackats a other which is damning 'essay the lyouy Minn's a legend). Nige (with his Lionel Barnet) Jags the office in lea. Mad [Wee loby, keep jiving up to yam reputation lades we you al{ • and I'm not wen 'juicing. Tory. Wet Soil, at least its rat a fikhy one. Amway this 5 It and lime to say lwrbewe ukase) anti anybody at all actually reading this. Not please take Arty on the poor Vietnamese. omhan and deuble their hourly First off. thanks to my co-ecktors on the Arts section. Caroline hanky. to everyone who's node Weds 'ardent what it is to me. rd like merry I imp,. Sheds. Erni that's about it. Take care tout In rate to ep, Paul - thank ke being my larellord have fur. nall year When yOu Yam ungnufnati•Onal Skala are wood to none A the section is start by paying tribute to a legion at fallen heroes at* have naered nee monde and email me on my travels and in froggyiand at dtes't hew to letm to anything Nw says, Adam good lad nn the summer would doubdew have collapsed thew past few weeks without rase words and guidance horn day one. And yes *sun. I sepeose that editialgiyaboo.rouk, Ed deed to see foil byline in Me Obsersw before too long Catherine • hope your planning so thanks for that d chdn't go unnoticed! Sue I mutates you Alter all tt was the *OW, Oa rivirate al Wohon, Feller end Fancy a threesom e? lorrrychtmaive daargs Lyd .1dg-hankie, I muldPril you've deleted that message af your mobile and have refreshed your always think of you as the intellectual/arty one of the group, a abbey rah! the names, the Itistary. Me, believed me When I told drew like tasay hew much rive enjoyed berg taller Trewboth ol you Lyesshankas ado& on nnankind. Locking hewed to your patty in September. Murray, probably because when you talk about Woody Allot :let I had expereace in worts wnting little did they know Homage wag an and nothingwill get meta believe otherwise) this year and the paper- thanks her all your pia and drawings. Carat omit to SW our cartoons of a likrarphdosophaipolitira youattUally know what you're on to be paid at Thos point to the RAW Hansa/, David Snit, Ben 'East the ba was Crimeespecally after we Staled geturog out of here beide and G. Alex • where wood v., be without your neon gathering WA! You'd about when most of the tame. I don't. And Ed I think we've put top-flight media dief ma° hobnobs with the gars before taking them on 4arn - by the way Wool love to my houseflies la dealing wits me bang think that non.s pie fell an your head or something Klfall . hope yarl, our James FlancePacina squabbles behind us (hopefully!) 8. VICK °am game [what was the dome betweer you and the whavrina by are sloppy after long Cada reason and a milhon dunks to all Ora etas stubbornness pad .alf. Where shall we go in Mat? fm getting dose is maybe both become a little less headstrong along the way {only way?). Alen Gubtray the Ceetat Sag, Paul Wilson - a dirty old cream tut a 4.• 1 ervieriers Be mar hard work. Good lads to Lauren fix rent keep up sliding a pa a a map. (leis we really Waled gap ma when I sled caving little thoughtl Good luck tra your year abroad. Bann funny one at that Mall Center, what a 'brae of oumaka• we thegpod work and don't It Sharks get awaywith too Guth col telt you too tan iled on about football is getting booing. Best of luck in London. but Next up, I want to thank Nati for being such a tab editor this were. ard to lellety. Ricketts, Flynn teeming, Wood and the rest=andly marry awful jokes). Bye bye and Ids of had, to all the ufficy bads • smelly don't tNnk you'll get rid ol me that easily, your fiat will cosine In very handy year B helping me out no many times with my layout. Sorry lave you all but II'S gone midnight and nay brain huns.So this " hppe hogs to lane cos I know she likes that more of INN Now taw. how should I fancy a hip deep south. Navy Reiga • to Think it's two years some though, mate. I dan't think film reviews are really your thing! faaaeabgeinat an ideal word . epistle maybe? testarnertai MOWS into Its about that freed massage, we acre nears editors together. I -think t can safely say that you'ea tee Also. despite claiming to be a real softie at head, Ili sail amid, mate topical phase. The people who made the Millennium Weds And so another year has come to an end and this is my final one sleepiest editor ave Mown. Shiraz would he prowl Goal lank !rope pa remember yea for htein5 a rule git at the hest of the times Secant what h was Firstly there...eves. Catherine hare de you we not Pal for this year but forever. Before I start getting all dewy do 'I haw to of your said. rake rare everyone and haw 1,141 I, n,. Laura especially when you get together with Nick, your partner in un- lid W with it? Back in 98 you had to contend oath Rap {and I now knew eyed and start bawling get down to saying goodbye Midst Well. what can I say"! Ws been a great year, and to sum it all up PC crimes! And while rm on the subject, Please step scaring hOWUnentaahfuthats),iag yearn wasGerrever and otter anmentonables laa not gnaw to miss stress headaches al darn in the morning in a few words an a mete newspaper is an impossible task. I unsuspecting flatmates of your friends with bad 'Scream and the year it was well, you know. To think that you then went kw more and stomach pains from dirty takeaways I em gonna miss all of think my first thoughts are to everyone that has encountered impressions! lust remember, you can never be as "well ard" as ponishwent down with those lovely Gals BrgaderslfInFdk& you loads. Starting of with my new ITILISir pals Anna. Steve and me in the office, only to encounter a techical nightmare met I dunno)dcwnWandatee Road 1 amulet fancy it 36 Leeds Student Final Personals FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 17 but massive respect for ~Wang you have done.Good luck on your kcal now. We've cornea long way since the Dry Dock riestae pas? Well that's time and again doing everything and then some on In of only going on one page halt cut in the back of a taxi. Never Next thee s Kiran. Fadden gate. SCOurge of Starburks. Dab hand at try Concession to emotionality Lis this a word?) - I'm sure 'LSD' will be features done ten years in advance you've done everything forget our conversation in the boozer at Christmas - I certainly , BA awe on. What about that god-awful taste in music? Please great and here's hoping Ica a week or two in Mednenanean climes hl else. Thankyou. Will. doing the worst Mb on earth on top oi won't. At least you won't be around my way using my phone OA ranee off before I foroblyaernove his poncy-arsed symbol for ever. things Work out. I'm sure they will. But as you know, I always think that another job you deserve a medal. Well done and thanks. R that and getting ar on my back 2417. But it's been great and you'll Ober he_gOirsOri go. Oh.. Killo. James. lam. /mho. I am gill hiOnly Lookog forward tosome weekends in Leedom tool finally sty magnificent the sweet sound of music? No actually just the rubbish they be great next year Just remember that the frau line is not on 'Or the putting up job you did fcr us back in November. on grateful Ortopus (thanks Baldridd comes to an end and at at tarn and through reckon is good but hey! you can't have everything. Jane. you the London Underground and to press secrecy on the phone awed* about the bed WO. Damn comfortable. lust how was it that bleary eyes I pay tribute to the man who made this year what it was have versed no in the ways of rock/aaughtenng my first boom if anyone calls for a bastard of an editor. And then there asnagea to meet up al that little Owl in the middle of nowhere? Nay, I believe it was Nob Weight who described you as the 'slapstick biting horses heads off. I like to think I ye taught you to be a were two. Clare what have you let yourself in for? This is the jaw got to hand it !Opt mate, a cool head in all Circumstances and a editor' and the more I think about It the more I realise he was spot on lady. You can even become my secretary - just remember the I best and worst job in the world but you wouldn't miss it for neftterriter par excellence. 'm rot going to lavish any mote praise It's been brilliant hasn't it? It all started with a pre-election deal in the greyhound skirt. By the way my guess is 13!673. Good luck and the world. You've been amazing this year and taken so much an you beCauseave just renumbered your Spurs allegiances. Sad. And World's End pub in Camden in 199B and now that drawng ma close never, over answer my phone ever again. Anna: the indie kid pressure off me with Spare_ Ill always be on the end of a phone Tony As !Write this you are tinging tunelessly to Sonique and aired !think we can say if s been a success. And we've hada laugh or twos along from Xnaresboro who writes prose to die for, keep it real line and it you ever need a shoulder to cry on. I think the joke dkilisfowl am goingtorememberyou. And sawng "YUlil• when a tune the way. From having major organs removed to playing Sn0000000cher and good luck next year lust remember paragraphs, word goes, I can dislocate mine and have it up to you by first class comes on the radio. And for having more piping than Yorkshire Water. with Q Scatty Warns itaterlainly been a year to remember And even limits and keeping quiet when a paralytic editor makes wild post in under an hour. You'll be brilliant and no will the paper But name mind Fve head you can play cricket a ba so that's all right. awe lomat presided over any paper romance at least we've had honourable claims about his prowess to you. Fiona. there at the beginning - just kern from me and try to sleep and eat . I've tried it Many oft piece of advice to you as you take on note responsibiliw and exemplary recordsmiaelves As you would expect. Anyway, the future of my reign. I started as I meant to go on, eh? Thanks for the and it really helps! Last but not least in any way whatsoever Metro Is that the Nngth Of your column relies does not necesaway and when we are both high-lhang media hacks in the City of London we freshers guide, Lowdown, music and everything else. Enjoy is the Strawman. Chris - how the fuck did we pull that off? retie:tatert staffing in do underworld I think you know what I mean can reminisce about those times when the backs were well and lolly Thailand, I know I would. Moving swiftly on Stephen the gentle fpaaaaaa. rah) The hell of it at it's worst has been eased by fhwirg ontoAdam and 1 writeasone °Hite peopkyou haven't °Headed against the wall and somehow we always managed to come through. It giant who fucks things up. Only joking, a natural at lay-out having your back-up and skills to save the day_ There would cis War. At least I don't think you have. Er.... no Just kiddig. I know must be something they pus in the Thames up by Tileherst .. anyway you'll need no luck next year to excel. And then we move onto be no paper without you or it would be like all the others so dad you are going to succeed in this game and the best of luck to you - congrats mate on a successful pear and just remember you never lose the hardest job in the world. News you are simply the best. the biggest debt of gratitude is to you. Thanks for doing it all although maybe taking on several hundred pissed up radioheads wasn't it. In some ways I guess we are all 'Pima. heaves," Thanks everyone Always catching me at my worst you've been just stunning. on Thursdays when I on at the end of my tether and talking to the best robe you've made. Still, respect for trying a anyway. Shouts to and the is definitely goodnight. Chris. Catherine • as organised as I'm disorganised you've been a people rather than letting me I nose at them in a foul mouthed the space crew Jo. Clare. Hamel Chris, Polly. Jame and David. the Aire FM, racist lectwera adbuklors • sorryabductors, cornputers hero and the longest serving Leeds Student news editor ewer rage. You are a king and loose touch with me I will break ctddren'spreSenter maraortimair. Now to Clare, I wish you all the best from Hell, millennium pull-outs, 41 ',purdahs, Hollywood stars beating Dave Smith, Matt Genever and Me. You deserve it . your legs. Both living in the same town next year so you can with what you're taking on - I know I didn't fancy a and I hope that galore, insane Thursday,..and so much more which I won't Tony - you I uckin' Irish leprachaunaf you ever give up the cane take we to this Hooters place and I will finally make you eveydlig pays off foryou. The one thing you must remember lentil speak mention or they'll he no space left to say thanks for one hell might be able to get some sense from you. And start laying understand that one lucky season in third place does not rarer Senior here so listen up) is that no matter what the situation, no of a year. Sometimes brilliant sometimes horrible, everybody out more - remember it's just like laying a beautiful woman. Champions make. You need stars like David beckham to be master how had things night be looking, no matter how many people who has contributed in any way has helped to make some Kiran -your music is crap but you've been a star. just remember that good. Lan mentions before my anus drop off • the teachers: aredanaarkg lorry time never. eve% ere. underestimate the importance great papers which we can all be proud of. But the thing I'll that REM r Prince are bad and Britney and Christina are good. Dave, Shiraz. Abbie and Andy; Ben and Wi Nor Alex and One - football. You know it makes sense. l'm sure you'll he no next year, always remember from this year will be the friends I've Good luck in the US. Killoneeoa no luck because you have Satan true stars, true friends. Seh - looking forward to the palace. althOugh you could have chosen a vaguely cOmptetent deputy to help made and the times we've all had together as well as the on your side. You'll have a million pounds and a million litres Caroline. thanks for putting up with my surly: !-hate-the-world' you out.. Which taiga Me nicely to PG. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Call stunning commitment and talent you all bring to this rag. So of blood on your hands by the age of 25 but hey, it all started moods at 3am when you should be sleeping and getting me runoff a Spats ediox? You clam to Mow about sport? Okay. tell me lets get to the Art of the matter. Patine, Brosnan, Washington, with my ads, elf? Seriously though . thanks especially for the through the worst times of the year. You are the best. Rukeya the highest Wore Ina Test innings. Who made it? For .410 learn? Who Campbell, McConaughey, er Cage and Scorcese. First up it's chats when I needed them. you deserve everything you get. thanks to the motherly advice II will start eating tomorrow. was he playing against? When was O7 give you a clue - rt wasn't Sue. The one who I always seem to ask to save the day when Pictures: Hugh fe Ernrys in to save me and the rest of the rag Promise) Frawle, too many times to even think about mentioning Tobathafatsaters 7 forLUUNainst LMUSLIonWedneaday). Despite this there's real trouble ahead starting with me warthog you to in times of crisis all year round - we are all so grateful to any but these certainly were the days of our lives_ Still if Mr Illtddniaflawinyowstr(alled sporting k a all I thireyou've write about what I genuinely thought was a strip club at one your responding to phone calls at any hour ewe though Entrys Whittington wants to visit... I also want to thank my parents done it reasonable job. Heck you tie beer t'i.-711Vrant.4 Great dedication, point and putting up with my smut. Oh, wait a minute that seems to delight in mentally torturing me, Karen, another and the fabulous five for all their support ham, Naheed. Zobia, exogiant wilting {continuing that great Own Goal tradition) • those was everybody. Ed, surrounded by laydeez most people would member of the Reading mafia, you've certainly proofed your tiara and Razwana . sisters like these make me realise how were your greatest asset!s. It's been great taking the piss, er, taking you love to he in your position so what do you go and do interview worth and meant that stuff actually makes sense. Kinda. On tacky I am - and how sane! It's all over and I feel happy and Under my wing. surely a good reason for a knees up on Monday. Oh Pierre Brosnan and Matt M eC onaug hey while they all salivate. to sport. Certainly gone downhill but you have followed in sad; and no matter what I say, I'm going to miss this place sally mate... Will we ever forget the glorious victory over the Radio Never n*Id. Then there's the high-brow one. ConAine mplernerrting great footsteps. In retrospect perhaps I should have hired and especially the people in it. Thanks for a great year to you Titres reaehinel Will that successbe repeated over the dreaded Aladdin's arty stuff like theatre and opera like no•one before her. Christian Hogsbjerg. Still I won't be here next year to fight you all and for becoming my friends who I'll miss so much. Leeds Use? And MOM iMportandy will I ever see anything as you trying to Keep it all going next year. Now, a little chat to me mate - ya at every turn and ten you that your things are rubbish and Student 1999-2000. So that. as they say, is that. hurdle that Wafer outside the office? Moving into juke land into the know the one, cockney girl, can't do a northern second hour of vatting) and firstly the Queen of juice - Fiona. I will never accent to save her life. Sally thanks for making Understand how you can be so polite and, well, normal in the office but me laugh and indulging me. Over the year I've taken Once you start writing you turn in to Roy Chubby Brown suffering a your advice on board and am trying to become particularly bad attack of Tourette's syndrome. Still it's a bloody fine harder and more of a 'fad', I eavmg behind the read and never tails to amuse every Friday_ Next lane and contrary to sensitive guy that I used to be • improved version, what you always maintain I do like you Honest. leajust.. well,. no I eh? Lydia, the one who's tondo( gentlemen. I don't =amyl sues going to say that 4's never dull in the Wee when you're know how you lasted the course without hitting argued then that is the biggest backhander anyone's ever received me when discussing minimum put-out periods and sinceHansie Cetnje (softy that we was for Nay really I guess) Anyway. the like but I'm glad you did. Then there's your you'vebeenagremPAand I'm sureyouworathave aryproblernsgetting books twin who I couldn't even recognise in a Mb in that field. If that's what you want I'm soled out myself, as you September. Remember Emma you can't say anything well knoev, Anyway. Anna without question meal the best ea-lemon about my accent because people can understand this tatty rag and a Leeds United supporter to boot What more could me and don't think that I rn Bernard Matthew's wears: for? Well it would be nice to see that video you shot at the printers more yoke I relative. By the way it's really late now if that's possible. Great serif. And Steve - a man sunounded by yeomen. and I'm tired • lime for a massage methinks. The I news dared question your musical judgement until little thetas went other thing about books is that every week was mong.51P1 they wereonty little things so that's OK. The Boy Weight. Its like a civil war - arguing all the time. You wouldn't probablybecauseyou'retaller than metnot That you should consider that know anything about that would you Shenker? The an achievement) that rev never got a 'funny" nickname like 'heavy' fleet of foot signing Irons north of the border or 'paper'. Ho NI It has been my honour to have the chance to sub won us the annual match against LSR and wrote ir pages this year as we gel to read the bits that wethen have to cut excellent reviews about books which even I'd read cbutchers heck reMadaiseone but rot forgatten. Senoushy mate envy more of_ Oh, and before you ask me, I have heard someone who urn toileheines Eke "Well Spank My Monkey' and gel that joke. Sometimes during the year I've felt as away with it Respect And of course most revert to a fellow member of though I'm going mad but then I realise I'm totally The Old Bar the eland Road hordes. What a season it was and, dare I say it what a sane when I look at Spare. Probably the craziest seasori m come. We'll meet again by Billy's statue for one last chant of bitch ever assembled in paper history they've all 'Posh Spice is a Spice girl/She wears a great bigjeweLlAnd when she's got clinical problems of some sort but let's assess shagging Beckhamrtaw thinks of Harry Kewelr andthe old salute to toot. them seperately shall we. First patient is Ms In Shenker. Tell us a joke. Not really. Sorry mate. great respect to your Stella. Fairly easy diagnosis a total nutter, Continuing burgeoning

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Portugal trait, to have the edge After disappointing exits in '96 Spain have a gill-edged The form team in Europe at the in this group and if Luis Figo and '98. surprisingly unfancied opportunity to avenge their moment. Healand will surely plays to his best they will surely Italy are up against it without failure in '98 and with their club finch ahead of world champions finish top. That said a draw looks Vicri or Bu [fon. Co-hosts sides so dominant in Europe they France whose form since '98 UMMER is finally incidentally, if you want the most likely result against Belgium should edge out ought to win this group. laoirserty has been disappointing to say the here. although evidence of their so-called England who should come Sweden with the benefit of have the talent in Ho & Co. to least. The Czech Republic judging by the "safely" then just take a through against the ageing home advantage. whilst Turkey progress too, although will do well to justify their 2nd state of the weather look at the mental state of Germany. With no real rely too much on Hakan Sukur Yugoslavia will be unlucky in place in the FIFA rankings. while S missing out. Debutants Slovenia Denmark are most likely to you'd he forgiven far Phil Tufnell. I bet he uses matchwinneer. Romania are and against the tight defences in thinking that this was one or those hands-free favourites for the wooden spoon. this group they w ill not qualify, should not trouble the others. miss CM ill the Group of Death. summer in Laos rat her sets. fines straight to the than Leeds. But the only brain apparently and gives Quarter Finals Semi Finals hot sweaty area in this part you the chance to do other of the world is DV8 on any things with your hands. The end of the mad fax Belgium will come in Amsterdam when they came up against France's midfield ability and delensive strength will given night so we'll have to Finally, never listen to Portugal. The second quarter-final will throw England and Italy together and although account for Portugal although they won't have it all concentrate on cricket in the devil. So Satan might it could go either way it's hard to see Keegan's men breaking the iLztorri down. The their own way with the Portuguese so potent up front. In foreign parts instead. have tapped into the direct Holland bandwagon should roll on over Norway but the tie of the round will he a the other semi, which has the potential to be the game of Sadly. the start of the line to your brain but don't showdown between Spain and ROOM This one could go all the way to penalties but the tournament. Holland will end Italy's hopes of glory season has not been tell the press about it. Some Roger Lonerre's side will draw on their World Cup experience to sneak through. in front of a partisan crowd in Amsterdam. marked in the traditional certain ex-South African way - with the sound of captains unwisely revealed The Final leather on Willow - but this to over-zealous Ceefar The showpiece occasion on 2 July in Rotterdam will feature rather with the sound of sports editors who came up hosts and favourites Holland and the World Cup holders unmarked notes being with the headline "Cronje: France. As with most finals, expect a tight affair with theme two forced into brown Satan dictated to me." giants conceding little in all parts of the field. It's a tough one to envelopes. call but in the end home advantage and superior technical ability The Ilansie Crunje IKE Hansie Cronie. will give the Dutch their first trophy since 1988. with the affair has taught fans of the many of us arc pressure of being the first team to hold bath the World Cup and game of cricket some looking forward to European Championship trophies since West Germany did it in important lessons in the putting our fcm up L 1974 proving tots much liar the French. last few months. Firstly, if this summer with nothing you ever see your favourite else to do but watch sport on LATEST BETTING players hanging about with the telly. Once again those Holland V2fav; Spain, France 5/1; Italy 6/1; England 9/1; Germany 1211; their new "hest mate" precious hours of evening Czech Rep, Belgium 1611; Sweden 1811, Portugal, *away 20/1: Romania called Sanjay. you know sunlight will be sacrificed 26/1; Yugoslavia 33/1; Denmark sal.. Turkey 6611, Shyeema 125/1 ifs time to dash down Bill while we watch. goggle-eyed. Hill's and put your the fantastic footwork of parents' mortgage on them Davids, Zidarte, Luis Figo, setting a new world record Raul and Toni: the grass for consecutive ducks. court skills of Henmart. LL-L1 fold as Doidge does 'em Next, cricketers have Sampras. Ruaedski and always been infamous Ivanisevica the sheer speed CONTINUED FROM BAGS PAGE hit liars and sixes in all parts of the LUU v L141USU abusers of mobile phones and power of Greene. field and the LMUSU score raced to Kirkstall Educational Cricket Club and Boldon. Johnson and Jones; at Lick.. ki inn, since the spin howling 83 for 4. Speck was soon caught at the kings of the green Woods. oft-kWh Fenton and he six ar nsei sod. slip from a leading edge and it was Wednesday 7 June 2000 his reward when O'Gram was run Garcia and Monagomerim Fenian who replaced him as the LUU Lm hat and the driving ability of out front Fenton's first ball. Runs scoreboard continued to tick oser Greener lbw b Mackenoss I Siddall caught h McLean fi Schumacher. Hakkinen remained hard tom= by although at a consistent pace. Chasseaud h Mackennw 7 Henry caught h Simms and Irvine. Sure, the it was Joe Sharpies who produced The match now turned decisively a six to post the 100 for LUU. He in favour of LMUSU as they tracheal Nickels caught b Cox 9 Speck caught b Simms Is weather's nice but the telly is calling you and... was soon tun out and L.MUSU had 100 from only half their aliened avers_ Williams caught h Cox 1 Rees caught h McLean 0 oh... it looks like there's a no problem dismissing the remaining Doidge was eventually dismissed by O'Gram caught in Fenton 36 Doidge caught h 56 repeat of Riyadh United tailenders for a total of 130. Williams, but by then the damage McLean caught h Lloyd 4 Fenton h Simms 3 LMUSU started their innings in v Jeddah Wanderers in was done. and it was left to the lower Sharpies run out (Siddall) 12 Thornton b Simms the °polite fashion to theiropponerc order to seal victory, which they the Saudi Arabian Deeley h Fenton 12 Lloyd not out 13 scoring quickly, although John Henry did with 21) meta left. League Cup (1st round S Mackenow not out and Siddall were dis missed cheaply AfterdrrrntdadeligInadLMUSU Sagon not oat replay) showing on Sky Simms tti Fenton 2 Can did not bat Sports 24. So before we early on. Tom Rees and Man Speck captain Siddal I said: "People will say Dalai caught in Fenton 11 Blackburn did not bat miss too much of the action. soon created adeterminedomership we won limause we had Man Doidge 38 Extras 27 have a great summer trying scoring freely, but LMUSU howler in our side. but we were alsomissing Extras Ross McLean was rewarded for his to keep the sunlight off key players and I think it was the Total lull out) 130 Total {for 7 wickets) 131 the screen, and as they determined pace and accuracy with whole team that won today." say in Arabic. "its the wicket of Torn Rees. Nathan Homer, V-P Sports and Mackenow 2 for 5: Bowling: McLean 2 for 15: Sockets ." But the tnakt turned in LMUSU's Societies, added: "The club have favour as Malt Doidge produced the gone from nothing to everything. Btaekhum 0 for 24; Cox 2 for 20; 0 Far 13; Simms 4 for 48; Williams CS tastes[ scoring of the match in They really deserve this atul it crowns Lloyd I for 22; Fenton 4 for 28; 1 for 24. a:tram-ship with Malt Speck. Doidge their season." Siddall 0 for 23. LMUSU won by 3 wickets

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38 eds Student Le SPORT FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 2000 19 100 Greatest Sporting Moments

The series began on 17 November 1995 with the tale of Ian Botham's single-handed destruction of Australia in 1981. After The Hot 100 countless goals, tries and tears, and contributions from 40 1 • &WHAM'S ASHES England V Australia, 1981 /PW/ writers, NAVEED RAJA chronicles 2 - THE KOICS Last STAND Liverpool's last game in front of tire Kop. 1994 (DB] Leeds 3 - ARSENAL'S TITLE Arsenal v Liverpool, title decider 1989 (4K) 4 - Lineoeo's GOLD Barcelona Olympics, 1992 [HS] Student's 100 Greatest Sporting Moments 5 - BRUNO'S TrrLr Bruno v McCall, Wembley. 1995 (KO/ 6 - Gazza's FREE-KICK Spurs v Arsenal, FA Cup Semi-Final 1991 (CL) 7 - ENGLAND a Sourn AFRICA First Teal, Pretoria, 1994 [JB] 8 WATFORC v PLysioura FA Cup Semi-Final 1983 (PG) DECIDE and write about the There are also some real gems included. The 9 • Enc.'s, v WEST INDIES Cork's hal-trick. 2nd Test, Lord's 1995 (ZC) 10 - IPSWICH v Noewica Gunn's gaffe, Portman Road 1996 [BE] 100 greatest sporting moments is stirring story of Nazi defying Austrian 11 - BECKER TAKES A Bow Becker's last Wimbledon title. 1985 [CO impossible brief. For example footballer Matthias Sindelar particularly stands 12 - Cm A Boo-moo-moo Gary Herbert ones at Barcelona Olympics. 1992 (KO) ran 13 - Sorer SUCCESS Borg's lifth consecutive Wimbledon title. 1980 [BP] out. what was better: Ian Botham's 14 • BRIAN LAMAS. 501 Highest ever first-class innings. 1994 [ICJ heroics against Australia in 198 I or The last ten GS Ms on the list represent 15 - Ten YEAR ENDS IN 1 Spurs v Forest, FA Cup Final 1991 [K01 what we voted as the top Greatest Sporting 15 - BUZZING WASPS Wasps v Harlequins, Pilkington Cup Semi-Final 1989 (MR) Michael Owen's wondergoal against Moments. You will almost certainly 17 Mistrows' Be FISH York City v Man Lad, Coca-Cola Cup 1995 [PIM Argentina 17 years later? The difficulties 18 - LeMomo's WORLD Greg LeMond wins TOUT an France 1989 (CL) disagree. But the top ten represent the 19 - HERS-Rrosiau Britain v Germany. 1988 Olympics Hockey Final (OW) in making such a selection are obvious seminal moments in rugby, cricket, football, 20 ASHES To Asers Gough's Test, England v Australia, Sydney 1995 (ZC) enough so how could it be tackled? athletics and boxing as seen from a British 21 - ROCKET Roster Rosenthal's hat-trick v Southampton, FA Cup 1995 (BB] The answer was that it wasn't. The series student perspective while paying regard to 22 - Goirm DUTCH kraiteek v Sampras, Wimbledon Imal 1996 [a] 23 TRIPLE NELSON Graham Gooch's 333 v India, Lord's, 1990 (C) recognised this and let the contrihuters chose events that have left a legacy on 24 • OH Acoenst Botham's tailed leg-mar, England v West Indies 1991 (CS) 25 • A NATION REJOICES England v Holland. Euro 96 their own international sport I'M/7 greatest sporting and the hearts and 25 - STEFFI'S HECKLER GI•91 V Date, Wimbledon 1996 (CS) 27 - WHAT ABOUT Tunis? Stuart Pearce penalty. England v Spain, Euro 96 (CL) moments The Rumble in the minds of those who 28 - Racy BRILLIANT Britain win 4x40Orn relay, 1991 World Ch'ships [2E7 alongside those witnessed them. 29 - KARL V EINME Kapil Den's 4 sixes in a row v England. Lord's, 1990 (CS] that were Jungle right! y stands Nothing better fitted the 30 • CAN You HEAR MET Norway v England, Oslo, 1981 (CS] universally criteria than the eventual 31 - re BECKER THAN You Edberg v Becker. 1990 Wimbledon final (CL) 32 - TRUxv BULGAIT France v Bulgaria. Paris, 1994 (CL] recognised as proudly abov e all else number one choice of 33 - COMEBACK RINGS 1995 Ryder Cup (ZC) being deserving. GSM - The Rumble in the 34 - Anus BMW Cameroon v Argentina, World Cup. Milan 1990 (CS] So a glance at the Jungle. When Mohammed 35 - SUPER HOOPS OPR v Newcastle. 1984 (CM] 36 • HANDY ANDY Arsenal v Shell Wed, FA Cup Final Replay, 1993 [A117,1 list on the right shows that arguably the greatest Ali and George Foreman clashed in Zaire in 37 - ALL ON THE BLACK Taylor v Davis. World Snooker Final 1995 /CS] finish to it cricket match ever, the 1999 World 1974 it was an event of such magnitude. 38 • Bros is Tar COLOUR Chelsea v Middlesbrough, FA Cup Final 1997 [ALI Cup semi final between Australia and South sporting skill and drama 39 - THE WONDERGOAL Tony Yeboah for Leeds v Wimbledon, 1995 [CS] 40 - Swicroa WHO? Swinton v Hunslei 1996 [DS] Africa, stands alongside Mansfield versus that it rightly stands 41 Foun FOREIGNERS Leeds v Stuttgart. European Cup Iv' Round 1992 [CS] Barnet on a wet November night in 1998. proundly above all else. 42 - Testi, liner England v Italy, Highbury 1934 (POI The majority of GSMs were those which But all 100 great 43- BRAVE Warms? England v Scotland. Euro 96 [SA] transended personal choice and were automatic moments. as collected by 44 - 1981 Amara England v Australia, Final Test, The Oval 1997 [CS] 45 - DAN THE MAN Everson v Spurs. FA Cup Semi-Final 1995 [PB] choices. Diego Maradona's amazing second Leeds Student writers 06 - SPAIN '82 England v Franca. World Cup. iktuar. 1982 (GR) goal in the 1986 World Cup Quater final over the last five years, 47 - STAG NIGHT Mansfield v Leeds. Coca-Cola Cup 1994 (MG) against England or Bjorn Borg's fifth are all remarkable for the 48 - Ton TYKES Barnsley promoted to Premiership, 1997 (DM 49 - TIPSY MAX Green Bay v Kansas City, Superbowl I, 1967 ICS] consecutive Wimbledon championship would fact that some people, 50 - SUPER SEVEN Frankie Dalton rides seven winners, Ascot 1996 i'SVJ have merited inclusion into any list. Entirely somewhere, have been 51 • MASTER Mans Williams v Hendry, Masters Final, Wembley 1998 (CS) personal choices were the selections of the touched by them. It is the 52 Moo, Mouse Liverpool a B M'gladbach. European Cup Final 1977 [PS] 53 - Limon LIONS Celtic v inter Milan, European Cup Final 1967 [S77 insane ramblings of a crazy Norwegian mark of true sporting 54 - 1N-SPIRED Chesterfield v Middlesbrough, FA Cup Semi-Final 1998 fPB] commentator after his country had beaten excellence that it is able 5$ - EARTH MOVER Earth Summit wins Grand National. 1998 (CS) England in 1981 or the admittedly impressive to move people into 55 - TOP GUNNERS Arsenal win Premiership 1998 (NR) acheivement of Rocky Balboa in beating the reliving their emotions in 57 - RISING RAMP Ramprakash's maiden century v West Indies, 1998 WTI 58 - SMART ALECS England v South Alnca. Heatting/ay 1998 [Sy) Red machine Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. print. 59 - GOLDSTONE GREATS Einghton v Bnstol Rovers. 1987 (ES] 60 - SPANISH DELIGHT England v Spain, Euro 96 Mader- inal [AB] 61 - SUPER SEARLES Searle brothers win at Barcelona Olympics 1992 irSlif 62 - THE BALL FROM HELL 1Name to Gaffing. Australia v England. 1993 [TO] Greatest No. wo Greatest 63 - Manor, MAGIC Pantani wins the Tour de France, 1998 (Li) 64 OFF His Roc. Constantino Rocca wins the British Open. 1996 [MC] Rumble in the Jun& 65 - Kam HUSSAIN Nasser Hussain's 210 for England v Australia, 1997 (BS) Sporting The Sporting 56 - MANSFIELD MAGIC Mansfield v Barnet, 1998 (MG) 67 - GUTSY Gaston British Lions v South Africa. Durban. 1997 (BC) By Chris Straw 63 - DAZZLER DARREN Gough's hal-trick for England v Australia, 1996 (.177 Moments Moments 69 - His ROYAL AVINESS Utah Jazz v Chicago Bulls, NBA Final, 1998 [NO) 100 70 REDMOND HEARTACHE Derek Redmond breaks down, 1992 Olympics (GO) 100 71 - Bin MAC'S FBIAL Bow McEnroe 8 Stich win Wimbledon final. 1991 (PG) HE ALWAYS said he was the greatest. Many believed 72 - THE FEET OE Goo Argentina v England. World Cup 1986 (NR 73 - Buss Lame Liz McColgan wins 10,000m at 1990 World Ch's hips [GO] him, others did not. But on October 30, 1974, Muhammad 74 - MISSION IMPOSSIBLE England v South Africa, World Cup 1992 [MG] Ali proved to the world that he truly was the greatest. 75 - MANCHESTER MAGIC Man Uld v Bayem Munich, European Cup 1999 (SW In defeating world champion George Foreman, seven years his junior 76 'I WILL BREAK You" Rocky Balboa v Ivan Drago, Rocky IV, 1986IMG] 77 - Roe Ross THE AUSSIES England v Australia, World Cup 1995 (CS) and nxkoned to be the hardest puncher in the game, All produced what 78 "Yrs, No. WATT" South Africa v Australia, Cricket World Cup 1999 [NE] remains the greatest sporting achievement of them all. It capped a 79 - Atrez PSG Pans Saint-Gerrnam v Marseille. Paris 1994 [CS] remarkable comeback, coming ten years after he first claimed Sunny BO - THE Ussurm HERO The Matthias Sindelar Story [MA.) 51 - BUCKLING BRONCOS Wigan v Brisbane, World Club Ch'slvp 1993 EGG/ Liston's crown. 82 • THE UNOFFICIAL WORLD CHAMPIONS England v Scotland. 1967 [NR] Having been snippixl of his world titles in l966 for refusing conscription 83 • DAMON VANQUISHES His Dumas Hill wins Fl World Ch'ship, 1996 [PG] for the Vietnam war. Ali returned in 1971 to fight the undefeated Joe 64 - BED Rue TOASTS Actress MAGIC 1977 Grand National [PG] (MA) Frazier for his heavyweight belts. Despite losing narrowly. All remained 65 CRAZY GANG COME Ire TRUMPS Wimbledon v Liverpool. FA Cup 1998 86 - Alma & Bin JACK Go MENTAL Ireland v Mexico. World Cup 1994 [PG] in the frame for a re-match. but Frazier was in turn beaten by Foreman. 87 - LEEDS 4-3 Imirecoor FA Chanty Shield 1992 [CS] In the event, it was Don King who persuaded the Zairian government 88 • PARDEW PEACH Crystal Palace v Liverpool. FA Cup Semifinal 1990 [Sy] topart with $10 million to stage Ali v Foreman, the first ever heavyweight as - KUNG Fu CANTO. Cardona assaults Palace fan. Selhursl Park, 1995 [CS] 90 - WHEEL To WHEEL Senna v Mansell, Barcelona 1991 [MA] title contest to be held in Africa. 91 • WELSH WVAREIS CONJURE EPIC Tea Barbarians v New Zealand, 1973 (PG] The 32-year-old Ali was not given even the slightest hope by boxing 92 - A TRUE CHAMPION Bob Champion 8 Aldanili win 1991 Grand National [PO] writers and commentators the world ova-. a view shared by the bookmakers 93 - THE GREATEST Goat Brazil v Italy, World Cup Final, Mexico City 1970 [AB] BEASON LEAPS hero THE UNKNOWN Long lump, 1968 Olympics MG) who installed Foreman as 3-I on favourite. And it seemed that they 94 • 95 - LAMA Suasars TEST RECORD West Indies v England, Antigua 1994 [NM were right to do so: the champion had looked unbeatable in destroying 96 - Snares' SIC SIXES Nottinghamshire v Glamorgan, Swansea 1968 [TC] every previous opponent with a barrage of punches. Nobody could 97 • Tart 1-14,N0 Inn Au Oven England v West Germany World Cup 1966 (AB) see how Ali, an ageing fighter who had always relied on his speed to retain his crown. But with 20 seconds to go in the eighth, All finally 98 - Tar FOUR MINUTE MILE Roger Bannister, Oxford, 1954 (PG) burst from the ropes and smashed Foreman with a left hook, a right to 99 - JESSE OWENS Olympic Games. Berlin, 1936 [CS] around the ring, could halt Foreman's all-conquering progress. 100 -Tee Macau IN THE Juacts Ali v Foreman. Kinshasa, 1974 (CS) For nearly eight rounds, it looked like one-way traffic. Foreman the jaw and another left hook. With his opponent counted out on the unleashed the full force of his two-fisted attack on Ali. peppering him canvas. Ali had finally regained his world heavweight title. with punches, The challenger looked slow and flat-footed and blow It was a title he was to hold until surprisingly losing to Leon after blow landed on his torso, ribcage and arms. Crucially. though. Spinks in February 1978. only to make history by winning the Contributors Foreman was unable to land a single punch on Ali's head. rematch and becoming the only ever three-times champion. His Paul Wilson. Darren Behar, Alex Kunawicz, flagai Segal, Koh Ohene-Djan. In fact. it was all part of Ali's gameplan. For those eight long rounds. career faded sadly in the following years. but Ali had already become Chris le•dheater. Julian Bens, Paul Goltismith, Lila Cooper. Ben East. Ben Pree. he let Foreman give him a tremendous pummelling, whilst using the a legend. That epic bout in Zaire - known as the Rumble in the Jungle Mau Roper. Graham Webb, Ben Burgennan. Chris Straw, Maik Turner. Sos ropes to slip and slide and avoid as many punches as he could. He - sealed Ali's place as one of the very greatest sportsmen of all time. Feller. Chris Mooney. Nawed Raja. Rich Leonard David Smith, Paul Baran also ahandoned his usual method of dancing around the ring - "float Appropriately. the last word is his, Simon Ansel', Graham Rat, Matt Genever. Danny Wilson, Sob Vance. Sean Tully. as much energy "I told you all 1 would do it, but did you listen? He was scared, he like a butterfly, sting like a bee" - in order to conserve Jenny Thompson. Ralph Savage. Adam Blenford. Tom Glover. Liam lanes. as he could. was humiliated. I told you I was the greatest heavyweight of all time. to come on lien Soloway, Blair Cawood, Neil Oakley, Gareth Gibbon, Paul Gallager, Mark By the fifth round, Foreman was starting to tire but with the world I kept telling him during the tight show me something, to Ashmore. Toby Chas.seaud audience unaware of Ali's strategy. the champion still looked favourite and punch. Come on, you're the champion! Show me something!!!

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ftP CHAMPIONS: The victorious lhILISU let XI celebrate their narrow three-wicket win over hitter drab LUU PHOTO: NAVEED RAJA DOIDGE DOES 'EM to captain Chris Nockels to put some runs on MATT Doidge proved to be the MEN'S CRICKET main difference between the two the board for the opening order. Then he was 40,000 LUU 130 all out also dismissed cheaply after appearing to try University teams with an too hard, being spectacularly caught at short unrivalled half century at the LMUSU 131 for 7 mid-wicket. Ross McLean was his replacement. LMUSU win by 3 wickets and he seemed to be copying his captain's Kirkstall Cricket Ground on technique by attempting to slog every hall that Wednesday. By Matthew Butterfield came his way. It then carne as no surprise when students in LMUSU's hutting on:ler had threatened he was caught after edging the hall to first slip. chase a target. although batting was to prove to collapse after their first two wickets Finally Joe Sharpies came to the crease. and difficult for both sides on a wicket which was went for just eight rums. but Doidge showed showed that he was prepared to hide his time soft following several days" rain. and go for runs at the appropriate moment. or all his experience. stepping in to pull a Ian Greener and Toby Chasseaud opened when the rxxx dch very deserved to he punished_ Leeds are match winning performance out of the the hitting, and it became quickly obvious that He appeared to have more control than the bag. the wicket would be a bowlers' one. as only other LULI batsmen. and was able to place Staging the match this late stage in the one nut was scored from the first three ovens. the hall around the pitch, which forced LMUSU "IV academic year posed obvious problems for Unfortunately for LUU, the opening batsmen captain Andy Siddall to make fielding changes both sides, and LUU especially. as they were did not last long: Greener was dismissed lbw and also enabled the LUU score to rise at a reading missing some of their key players. So it came for one and Chasseaud was also soon howled faster pace. as no surprise when LUU Captain Chris Nockels off his pad for seven. Although LlIll struggled Sharpies continued to play well, which declared LMUSU the obvious favourites. as for runs early on. their total soon began to led to his third boundary to take the LUU score his own side did not even field a recognised tick over, with the LMUSU howlers straying to fill for 5. and it was his partnership with Dave wicket-keeper. occasionally. O'Gram that harvested the most runs. It was this LMUS LI won the toss end elected to field Alistair Williams also soon went for one at this point that Sitidal I decided to alter the first. in the belief that it would be easier to after being caught at mid off, and it was left CONTINUED ON PAGE LS, COLUMN 3 Murray Prints Advertise here Call Dom Barry (0113) 231 4293

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