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Friday, February 4, 1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 76, Issue 92 Students stand up for rights by Katie Simmons News staff writer Professor may have violated procedures for evaluations Alleged Evaluation At least two University stu- tributed the evaluation forms as room and stood behind students directly to the office. to let their complaints be heard Violations dents believe a business man- early as the Tuesday before as they filled out the forms, right "My understanding is that no by writing letters of protest to agement professor violated their Thanksgiving break - with more behind me in particular." one was in the office when the Williams and Eloise Clark, vice right to a fair than half of the points admin- A female student said she went student delivered the evaluation president of academic affairs.
by Melissa Llpowskl the community will be endang- News staff writer ered, he said. Muhammad hopes that through In the continuing theme of the experimental drug, Immu- Black History Month, the Black Viron, and continuing to educate Student Union will be hosting the the African-African community, fourth annual the AIDS epidemic can be con- Afrikan Holo- trolled, he said. cost Confer- ImmuViron is a naturally pro- ence next duced drug that attacks t he AIDS weekend. virus rather than merely treating The event, the symptoms, he said. Muham- which is being mad has reported that through promoted by his experimentation with the the BSU as the drug, he has seen a reversal of event of the the symptoms in those who are year, will fea- treated in the disease's early ture the play stages. "Slaveship," directed by Deanna "If the treatment is approved, Thomas of the University theatre the drug has the potential of rid- department next Friday at 7 p.m. ding the world of the AIDS epi- The play, written by Amiri demic," he said. Baraka, will feature the experi- In addition to the other events, ences of African-Americans Ava Muhammad will be speaking aboard slave ships during their about male and female re- journey to America, said Samuel lationships in the segment, "Real X. Jackson, president of the BSU. Love," next Saturday at 7:30 p.m. "The production is a close Ava Muhammad addressed reenactment of the different University students last year and events and atrocities that oc- was requested by students to curred on the ships," Jackson speak again this year, Jackson said. said. Abdul Alim Muhammad will All of the events are open to address the topic of the AIDS the public and are to take place in virus among the African- the Community Suite and the American community Saturday Ohio Suite on the third floor of 1 he Hi; NrWiJRon Wc inacr Feb. 12 at 2 p.m., Jackson said. the University Union, he said. Freshman health care administration major and ROTC cadet Lisa proceeds of the sale, which was put on by the BG Air Force ROTC, Muhammad believes that if the Wendllng shows senior IPC major Stephanie Whltt a bracelet with will go to the American Legion in Bowling Green. AIDS virus continues to flourish "The entire Bowling Green the name of a POW/MIA In Memorial Hall on Thursday. The among the African-American campus is encouraged to come community at the current rate, and attend," he said. senator promises u.s. ends trade embargo to make difference by George Gedds recent months there had been ment after meeting with repre- areas: The Associated Press much progress in accounting for sentatives of the families of sol- O Recovery of remains of by Jonathan Broadfoot 2,238 American MIAs and POWs diers still missing in action. American soldiers in Vietnam. News staff writer candidate for the upcoming WASHINGTON - Moving to in Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia Many veterans groups preferred Clinton said that since last July, gubernatorial race, said that the ease an emotional legacy from a Vietnam is one of Asia's that he keep the embargo in place remains of 39 American ser- Senator Robert Burch has latest tuition increases prevent divisive war, President Clinton fastest-growing markets and to encourage continued Viet- vicemen had been recovered. promised to do what Gov. George high school students from con- on Thursday nearly all other Western coun- namese cooperation accounting □ Resolution of "discrepancy Volnovich has failed to do: keep tinuing on in their education. lifted the tries that had once joined in the for missing servicemen. cases" in which there was reason tuition costs "Ohio must stop cutting fund- 19-year U.S. embargo have re-established Clinton said: "I am absolutely to believe people could have sur- stable. ing not only for primary educa- trade embargo commercial ties with the com- convinced it offers the best way vived. Clinton said that since Burch spoke tion, but higher education as against Viet- munist nation. to resolve the fate of those who July, the number of such cases to the en- well," Burch said. nam. American businesses have remain missing and about those had been reduced from 135 to 73. thusiastic With health care a continuing Clinton said pressed for an end to the em- about whom we are not sure," "1 Further assistance from Democratic concern with Ohioans, Burch he was taking bargo. Clinton said. Vietnam and Laos in conducting Committee at took President Clinton's stance the step con- "I want to be clear. These ac- Clinton's efforts to avoid mili- searches along their common the Holley and said that "the government vinced that It tions do not constitute a normali- tary service during the Vietnam border. The first such In- Lodge Thurs- must provide health care for will further zation of our relationship. We War made his decision all the vestigation took place in Decem- day night on is- every man, woman and child." efforts to get a must have more progress, more more sensitive. Clinton said that ber and located new remains and sues dealing Burch feels that solving the full accounting of the Americans cooperation and more answers," every American of his age knew crash sites, Clinton said. with the up- health care problem would be the missing in Vietnam. Clinton said. someone who died or was woun- □ Release of any documents coming November election for best job to decrease unemploy- "We would lose leverage if Clinton also said he would es- ded in the fighting. from Vietram that could shed governor. there were no forward move- tablish a U.S. liaison office. Clinton said his decision was light an the fate of those still Clinton made the announce- missing. Burch, D-Ohio, the Democratic See BUKCH, page 3. ment," Clinton said. He said In guided by progress in four key
Concerns about Universi- The Senate confirmed The Fieldhouse is the ty President Paul Ols- William Perry as defense sight where the BG men's INSIDE camp's possible retirement, secretaryThursday, turning and women's track teams Mostly cloudy with a collective bargaining and over command of the Pen- will take on Akron, Ashland chance of snow. High in the E the gender equality study tagon to a scholar, busi- and Central Michigan Sat- upper 20s. Chance of snow were addressed by the Ad- nessman and expert on urday. The starting time for is 40 percent. ministrative SUIT Council high-tech weapons. the meet is 11:30 a.m. ■Tuesday. •-Page 6. •r Page 8. NEWS •r Page 4. The Page Editorial The BG News page two Friday, February 4,1994 The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence"
Kirk Pavelich Glen Lubbert editor-in-chief managing editor
Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor
Sharon Turco Michael Zawacki Scott DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R. tothe Ground... A sixteen-year-old Tiffin Columbian High School student was recently suspended for 10 days be- cause he had a live grenade in his locker. Apparently, the young Rambo was given the ordnance by another high schooler who had recently been in possession of a similiar explosive, but he already had used it in an attack on a defenseless, empty field. It is speculated Corn flakes on our potatoes there are still six other grenades in circulation. We at E.A.R. believe Tiffin High should take a page out of Toledo's book, "How To Trade Weapons of Mass Destruction for Gift Certificates." Tiffin High Plus unionization, condoms and sub-wonkians gone mad should start a program called "A's for grenades," or Obviously, everything good loose, tripping over each other in maybe "Hall Passes for explosives." that has ever happened in our a mad scramble for the prize that country is the direct result of the isJason T. Jackson's Throne. As ** * Republican Party, whereas lib- columnists, we are so looking erals are solely responsible for forward to the antics of a college divorce, which of course leads to version of Buckeye Boys/Girls The year is still young, but we have our first can- abortions, the slaughtering of the State campaign gone completely didate for the E.A.R.1994 Rutting Pig Award: Rep. elderly and homosexuality. Lib- mad that we could just vomit Martin Hoke (R-Ohio). eral policies also directly lead to with excitement. It seems Hoke couldn't stop drooling on himself crack, which is a ghetto drug. This will certainly provide the after laying eyes on news producer Lisa Dwyer, who Whoa! It's Friday, not Monday! coveted Column Ideas. Ads read videotaped his comments on the State of the Union What is Rick Hackbarth's column Sam „ Mike "This Year USG Spent Over speech. "She has the biggest breasts," he remarked doing in here? Leave this place &: 32,000 of Your Student Dollars!" to a fellow congressman and, to his embarrassment, and wait your turn! It's time for Melendez Cook Yes, and that's just the problem the video camera. Sam and Mike, baby! now, Isn't it? We at E.A.R. Central think our state representa- The goal of this week's column NoJ. Last week we wrote of tive should try lusting for things like economic revi- is to make enough irreverent East Merry Madness. Based on talization and leave his adolescent yearnings at little comments about current The goal of this week's column is to make your blank stares, we realize now events to fill up this page, so we enough irreverent little comments about that most of you are too new to home. As Confucious said: "Man who talks through can go back to bed We'll put the have experienced it. Well, close fly gets tongue stuck in zipper." general themes in bold so this current events to fill up this page. your eyes and imagine a warm will look more like a gossip col- Friday night in April. Now imag- ** * umn, which is what we really ine sharing that experience with want to write. Write A Column About That" file. ideas for award categories and literally thousands of college There is a rumor that the the residents of Buffalo Faculty Unionization. Most nominees to Sam and Mike's kids from here and elsewhere. have changed their area code to 0-4-4. How could the The greatest thing to happen classes are way too big and if Mailbox, 210 West Hall. Basically, it was OU's Hal- players face going back to their beloved city,/or the this week, obviously, is the professors think a union could THREE SIGNS OF SPRING. loween without the costumes. fourth time, with nothing to show but a 15-point loss? triumphant return of Dutchess help, let "em vote to start one. No. 1. Last Saturday, we And the next night, the kids How could the residents of Buffalo allow the Bills Potatoes to the Prout Cafeteria Besides, Paul Olscamp and a pushed the Speed Dial as hard as moved a couple of streets over back into the city? Beautifully sliced potatoes nes- bunch of USG puppets are we could, but we were unable to and called It Frazee Frenzy. tled in a warm blanket of cheese against it, so we figure it's prob- land tickets for the First Cleve- Anyway, this whole thing died a How many times are the Bills going to travel out to and onions, sprinkled with corn ably a good thing. land Indians Game at Gateway. couple of years ago. Everything the Super Bowl and lose! E.A.R. to the Ground flakes. Yes! Corn flakes! It So, if you have tickets, why not dies, baby, that's a fact. But suggests if Buffalo makes it to Super Bowl No. S they sounds absurd, but it is heavenly. Speaking of good things, the take us? In return, we can get maybe everything that dies should get those kids with the grenades from Tiffin We feel such an incredible sense Academy Awards are coming up you anything you need. Anything. someday comes back. Our sour- High to travel with the other team. of joy and rapture that we were pretty soon, which prompts an We know people who know peo- ces tell us the block party will going to devote an entire column idea for the First Semi- ple. You see, we're columnists, come back on April 22-23. to Dutchess Potatoes. But we interactive Sam and Mike Col- and we're very powerful people. And before we leave for an- have other items that we need to umn. This column will hold its other week... The BG News Staff address. own local version of an awards No. 2. If you step outside the Our friends at Take a Stand I Like Condom Nation. Our sour- ceremony. Awards will be given University Union and stand very and WBGU 8a 1 FMare sponsor- photo editor Ross Wcilzncr ces say one of these stores may for things like Most Disturbing still, you can feel the disturbance ing the 3rd annual AIDS Benefit be coming to our fair little Col- Local Trend of the Year, Late in the air. You can almost sense assistant photo editor Nalhan Wallace Concert atHoward's Club H on lege Town. Surprisingly, we don't Shift Waiter/Waitress of the others over-exaggerating their Wednesday, Feb. 23. More on this sports editor Mark DcChant have any smart little comment to Year, Angriest Cup of Coffee in own self-importance. Bad important event later. And the assistant sports editor Randy Seller make about it, we're just relaying BG, and of course, the coveted things are happening, man. Bad bands played on... assistant sports editor Mike Kazimore information, because we're jour- Local Bonehead of the Year a- things. Sam Melendez and Mike Cook Insider managing editor Joe Peiffer nalists. ward. USG elections are coming up. are weekly columnists for The BG special projects editor Dawn Keller From the "You Guys Should We want your input. Send your Sub-wonkians with ambition set News. assistant special projects editor Leah Bamum copy chief Mcridith McCracken LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
The BG News Editorial Office Republicans have I find it quite ironic when Vice The BG News isn't worth five years of bicker- President Quay le (yes, the Wavy I resent the LSU and People for ing. editor 372-6966 known it for Lays VP) said exactly the same Racial Justice committee for an Wood County Cable is not a Insider 372-6967 things, but used the name of a obvious attempt to turn a busi- huge corporation. They have fa- managing editor 372-2603 a long time fictional television character, he ness issue into an issue of dis- milies and bills like everyone assistant managing editor 372-6968 was harshly chastised by the crimination. I have seen Univ- else. I'm sure they have done The BG News: very people applauding Clinton. I ision hundreds of tunes; I used to more research into the prof itabi- news editor 372-2952 I must say I am very happy to wonder if Clinton would have subscribe to a system that car- lity of Univision than the LSU city editor 372-6968 finally see someone in the media, mentioned any specific examples ried the channel. and the People for Racial Justice. sports editor 372-2602 as trivial a channel of media as if he too would have been There is absolutely no educa- Personally I dont want to pay for editorial 372-2604 The News may be, finally recog- brought to the chopping block. I tional value for the channel yet another useless channel and I nizing and revealing the Presi- think not. whatsoever, apart from learning believe the majority of cable 204 West Hall dent of the United States for I hope America is realizing that to hear and translate the Spanish subscribers agree with me. Bowling Green Stale University what he really is. Rick Hack- constantly expanding govern- language. Despite Smitherman's Joel A. Harper Bowling Green, Ohio 43403-0726 barth's column in the Jan. 31 is- ment to accommodate the lazy, suggestion the channel would Junior [email protected] sue was an exceptional piece of irresponsible and unethical life- promote "cross-cultural explora- journalism. styles of those Americans living tion," Univision simply does not The BG News: I totally agree with the under- off the system just isn't going to accurately depict the Latino cul- Among the putative experts Copyright ©1994 by The BG News. Reprinting of any material in lying theme of the article, that solve the problem. We must en- ture. It only shows a poor attempt brought to our campus by the this publication without the permission of The BG News is strictly President Clinton has realized courage the value of family liv- to copy more popular networks' local AAUP in their current prohibited. what's good for America and ing and constantly cherish the styles. The ridiculous soap union organizing blitz was one on The BG News is an independent student voice founded in 1920 and what the American people want gift of Ufe. operas and variety shows aren't "Communication." Said expert's is what the Republicans have entertaining. opinion was quoted liberally on is published daily during the academic year and Wednesdays in the JaredPoff been pursuing for quite some Junior It would be obvious, after more the first page of Jan. 28BG News. summer. time. Clinton was able to slick his Finance/International Busi- than five years of trying to obtain I noted, with interest, that the The BG News encourages its readers to notify the paper of any way into the White House the channel, the demand simply expert's venue was "The Univer- errors in stories or photograph descriptions. through waffling and appealing isn't there. "There is such a large sity of Kansas at Omaha.' Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the student to emotion, but he's realized the demand for the addition of the Local AAUP types would prom- body, faculty or University administration. Opinions expressed in only real solutions to America's No need channel," Fernandez said. Where ise most anything to get a posi- columns, cartoons and letters arc not necessarily those of The BG problems are found in the family are the numbers? Has he con- tive faculty vote, but seriously, '■ News. Letters intended for publication must be between 200-300 unit. So now we find our beloved for cable's ducted a survey? How many peo- do Lundy/Stoner et al really ex- ' -words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone number and President valiantly taking on ple on his staff have actually pect anybody to believe they University affiliation, if any. The BG News reserves the right to edit these issues as their original seen Univision? My bet would be could move Kansas to Omaha? leader. Univision few, as the Univision experience Douglas C. Neckers any and all letters. McMaster Distinguished Headlines The BG News Friday, February 4, 1994 page three
ACROSS THE NATION
Clinton eats well Would be assassin WASHINGTON ~ President Clinton and German Chancellor headed for psych ward Helmut Kohl, a pair of world SYDNEY, Australia (AP) A leaders with a world class fond- 23-year-old student accused of ness for food, had lunch at an Ita- firing blanks at Prince Charles lian restaurant known for its has been admitted to a prison hearty portions. psychiatric ward. February 19 9 4 Both had dessert and then David Kang was arrested Jan. ITHREE ordered a chocolate cake to take 26 at an outdoor ceremony where with them. the prince was about to give a "There they are! There they speech to 10,000 people celebrat- are," Clinton exclaimed Monday, ing Australia's national day. pointing at the two pasta makers Kang ran from the crowd, fired stationed in the storefront two blanks from a starter's pistol window as he and Kohl walked and got within a few feet of the into the restaurant. prince before being wrestled to the ground by security guards "HI, Mr. President!" said the and others. women, Carolina Gleason and Charles, who ends a 12-day tour Elena Ditoto, who stopped cutting of Australia on Thursday, was not ravioli to shake the leaders' hurt. hands. Kang, a university student in "Hi, Pasta Momma!" Clinton Sydney, faces six charges and said to Gleason, "Hi, Pasta could be imprisoned for a maxi- Momma!" Clinton said to Ditoto. mum of 17 years if convicted. The pasta makers are known affectionately at the restaurant Compiled from staff and wire as pasta mommas. reports.
Top Singles Top Albums Weekly charts for the Weekly charts for the nation's best-selling nation's best-selling singles as they appear albums as they appear in next week's issue of in next week's issue of Billboard magazine. Billboard magazine. Reprinted with Reprinted with permission. Platinum permission. Platinum signifies more than 1 signifies more than 1 million copies sold. million copies sold. 1. The Power of Love, 1. Jar of Files, Alice in Celine Dion (Music) Chains (Columbia) 2. An for Love, Bryan 2. Music Box, Mariah Adams-Rod Stewart- Carey (Columbia) Sting (A&M) Platinum. 3. Breathe Again, Toni 3. Kickin'ItUp.John Braxton (Laface) Michael Montgomery AP Pliolo/Mlchatl Medium 4. Hero, Marian Carey (Atlantic) (Columbia) Platinum 4. Doggy Style, Snoop Dustln Hedberg, 12, of Salinas, Calif., has his hat autographed by Beach, Calif., after Bush spent some time on the driving range former President George Bush Tuesday afternoon at Pebble 5. The Sign, Ace of Base Doggy Dogg (Death during the AT&T Pro-Am Tournament. (Arista) Row-Interscope) 6. Whatta Man, Salt-N- Platinum. EVALUATION Pepa featuring En 5. Greatest Hits, Tom procedure, but it may not be should not be in the room and it ly to the determination of Continued from page 1. Vogue (Next Plateau- Petty & the written down." should occur far enough into the whether tenure will be awarded. London) Heartbreakers (MCA) repeated requests to comment on Williams said the evaluation course where reasonable as- "Although the evaluations are 7. Getto lava. Domino 6. Diary of a Mad Band, the incident. procedure should coincide with sessment can occur - not too not the only source of informa- (Outburst) Jodeci (Uptown) Clark, said she believes the the literature concerning the early or late or before or after an tion used for rating a course and 8. Linger, The 7. Very Necessary, Salt- matter should be resolved within process. examination," Williams added. the course's instructor, it is a the department. "There are many characteris- "The environment should not af- necessary and very, very good Cranberries (Island) N-Pepa (Next Plateau) "Faculty have generally con- tics involved. There should be fect what the students have to source in this case," he said. 9. Said I Loved You But 8. So Far So Good, sidered it a strong prerogative to ample time to administer the ses- say." I Lied, Michael Bolton Bryan Adams (A&M) have the evaluation process han- sion and it should be a relaxed, Williams said student evalua- (Columbia) Platinum. dled at the departmental level," yet professional atmosphere," he tions are necessary in the pro- Editorial Editor Michael Zaw- 10. All that She Wants, 9.12 Play, R. Kelly Clark said. "I'm guessing there said. cess of rating a course's instruc- acki also contributed to this re- Ace of Base (Arista) (Jive) may be a generally understood "The person being evaluated tor, an action which leads direct- port. Platinum. 10. Ton! Braxton. Toni Braxton (Laface) BURCH Continued from page 1. this input he plans to decrease want to be the alternative that "This campaign is about ideas, unemployment, and decrease the voters will turn to," Burch said. not who buys the most TV spots." ment rate in Ohio, and plans to poverty level. pursue it until the end. ■Ct Finally Burch will make an Tomorrow is Huron's main effort to increase income levels KOI & 8(i:i Fifth St.- focus, unlike his counterpart's for all his constituents. focus on yesterday, and the pre- "Ohioans want someone who FREE HEAT -« sent. "There are no magic wand can stand up, talk straight and 1KVV IA options," he stated. "We have the offer solutions," Burch said. Rentals READY FOR THE answers Ohioans want." "The Teflon governor is getting away with painting a phony pic- * 2 bdrm. apt. Burch feels his approach is ture." * Low prices 328 S. Main different than Voinivich's be- Al Baldwin, president of the * Laundry rooms Our Only Office cause he plans to get the job local democratic committee, said * Furn or unfurn done. "The last three years can Burch is a real fighter. 352-5620 be categorized as three years of "We are dealing with a man failure, mismanagement and who says he is a manager. We misplaced priority," Burch said. need a leader and I think Robert This winning approach in- Burch is the man for the Job," volves three steps. Baldwin said. Bowling Green State University I it He plans to go to the people Burch wants to be a credible directly for input .v> Then taking alternative to voters in Ohio."We WINTER GARAGE SALE TIME IS Kaplan wants to RUNNING WHBV: TUESDAY FFB. 15,1994 N00N-5PM make sure you are. 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Birch wood Plaw | TO TIE SALE ANO OBTAIN AN AUTIOnZATION TO CIARSE RRM. tigh >fflc« Further Information My bi obHired by conttctlni feinntory Minagfimnt it 172 - 2121 f Located m tiu> Cherrywood iienlih Spa 0 l-Nooondl I Classes start at BG March 2 9/y//Af///////r///////////r/r//^^^ Campus The BG News page four Friday, February 4, 1994 Woods talks of learning ASC discusses Associate professor tells why she continues to come back union, equality by Leah Barnum by Cynthia Kent me to interview for a job opening News staff writer News staff writer [at the University] and here I am "I'm not teaching for the salary or fringe 25 years later." Concerns about University President Paul Olscamp's possible After 25 years of teaching at Although she was not planning benefits. It's the stimulation from the retirement, collective bargaining and the gender equality study the University, Bonadine Woods to stay on the faculty long, she students and the new challenges that I face were addressed by Olscamp's executive assistant at Administra- said she still learns more from said she was interested by the tive Staff Council meeting Tuesday. the campus challenges and changes her job each year that keep me coming back each Although Lester Barber said he cannot legally say too much every year. brought. She said 25 years spent fall." about collective bargaining, he said at this point he does not And it's what teaching at the University have Bonadine Woods, applied human ecology associate know which way the vote will go. keeps her com- gone quickly due to new teaching "It appears to us that faculty are generally not talking about ing back every guidelines, the constant chal- professor the issue," Barber said. "I don't have a clue [whether it will fall. lenge of being prepared for the pass]." "When 1 students and the changing aca- The results of the collective bargaining vote will be released started here, I demic environment. brecht said. "Above all, she "I like what I do," Woods said. the evening of Feb. 10. had no plans of "The years have never been taught respect." "I can't imagine being in a place Barber also discounted rumors that Olscamp is planning on staying, but the repetitive and the people I Teaching has not been just a where I don't." retiring at the end of this academic year. stimulation to worked with over the years have job for Woods, the 25 years spent The soonest Olscamp may retire will be the end of the 1994-95 always want to been wonderful," Woods said. at the University, according to school year. Barber said, adding that there is no official word. learn more for the students kept Vicki Liebrecht, president of Woods, have been a great experi- About the gender equity salary study. Barber said that it is not me coming back each fall," said Interior Design, describes Woods "When I started here, ence. finished yet, and that he agrees with most of it Woods, an applied human ecolo- as "excellent," and an "extraor- "I'm not teaching for the salary I had no plans of However, Barber said he disagrees with the provision that gy associate professor. "They dinary person and teacher." or fringe benefits," Woods said. calls for all female faculty members' salaries to be raised to the really keep you on your toes." "She always goes the extra "It's the stimulation from the staying, but the Woods was teaching at Antho- mile for you," Liebrecht said. students and the new challenges stimulation to always mean of the males' salaries of each department by rank. ny Wayne High School in Lucas- "She is a top-notch professional." that I face each year that keep "In my opinion it might even be illegal," he said. "It might provoke grievances - maybe even lawsuits - from male facul- ville when a position opened up at Not only did Woods change the me coming back each fall." want to learn more ty." the University. lives of many young students in for the students kept "I had many student teachers the classroom, she prepared the As a teacher, it is obvious to Also at the meeting: from Bowling Green [while at students for their careers after the students if teachers like their me coming back each O A proposal to change the bi-laws concerning the selection of Anthony Wayne]so I became graduation. jobs, Woods said. In order to suc- fall. They really keep committee chairpersons was adopted. Now instead of committee more familiar with the school "She really instilled how to be a ceed in a teaching career he or members electing their chairs, the chairs will be appointed by and the teachers," Woods said. professional and how to handle she must be teaching for person- you on your toes." the chairperson of the ASC "Eventually, a chairman asked yourself in the job market," Lie- al reasons, she added. HSA sponsors Writers will be rewarded by Robin Coe ries in the past. Short fiction and important to find agents who will News staff writer children's picture books writing represent a writer's work and categories were added to this sometimes difficult. The compe- America's Best annual raffle The Writers Foundation and year's competition, Cope said. tition makes it easier for writers the Bank Of America will co- Cash awards, studio visits to to find agents and agents to find • The Deadline: March sponsor the fifth annual Ameri- television shows and the oppor- good writers. 26,1994. Applications ca's Best competition, which will tunity to have material read by and information may be of free tuition reward excellent writers of var- producers will be awarded to HBO will air "State of Emer- obtained by sending a ious mediums. winners in the competitions. gency" written by the winner of self-addressed business by Cynthia Kent Robert Cope, president of The Cope said he encourages all 1990's competition Susan Black sized envelope to: The News staff writer Writers Foundation, said the writers to enter the competition sometime this month. "Blackbird Writer's Foundation, HSA Scholarship competition was formed to rec- because there may be awards Moon," a screenplay Black 1801 Burnet Ave., The Honors Program and ognize new writers and open op- even if their work is not selected. wrote, will begin shooting later Syracuse, NY 13206. the Honors Student Associa- • The Drawing: March portunities to them. The founda- "They may no; win, but an this year and the comedy "Patsey tion will sponsor their 12th 17 at noon in the tion is dedicated to supporting agent might want to represent Goes to Hollywood" will be shot • Possible Prizes: Cash annual Tuition Raffle on Falcon's Nest. and encouraging writers and them," he said. "That's what we in England. Her participation in awards, studio visits to March 17. • Possible Prizes: Grand showing the importance of like to see happen," he said. the competition is the reason for television shows and the The grand prize is a paid writers in society. her sudden success. opportunity to have prize, a semester's The purpose of the competition semester's tuition, a value worth of free tuition. The competition has included Television programs are material read by worth nearly $1800. Other film, television, comedy writing, goes beyond finding winners to taking part in the competition by producers. prizes Include three $150 book Also, three $150 book poetry and novel writing catego- recognizing writers, he said. It is judging material. scholarships and 100 Pisanel- scholarships and 100 lo's Pizza coupons. coupons for Pisanello's The rafrie is open to any Pizza student at the University who • Ticket Info: Sales is registered for at least one begin Feb. 21 for $1 Optimism needed to find job credit hour, according to Beth each in the University's Kreusch, adviser to theHonor's Student Union. The College Press Service hiring is projected in 1994 for over last year. This is the first emerging with vast opportunities Student Association. new college graduates, according increase projected in the past for employment. Among the ris- "All the prizes are useful," For new college graduates, to the 23rd annual edition of Re- five years. ing occupations reported by the Kreusch said. "The students "But the more success we now may be the time to update cruiting Trends, a Michigan In addition to an increase in surveyed companies are com- win all around." have this year, the more your resumes and interview State University report. jobs, starting salaries are ex- puter-related fields, business To encourage participation money we can give away next clothes -- there are plenty of jobs The bad news: The outlook is pected to be .4 percent higher systems analysts, environmental ; in the raffle, the Honors Stu- year." out there for the taking. bleak and recent graduates are than last year, Recruiting Trends engineers and scientists, health- dent Association is sanding in- All money collected in the But then again, perhaps you going to face stiff competition said. The highest anticipated in- care and medical specialists and ' formation along with one free raffle goes toward the J. should make plans to move back for jobs, according to the U.S. creases are for majors in chem- communications and multi-media . raffle ticket to the parents of Robert Bashore Scholarship, home and leech off mom and dad Department of Labor's Occupa- istry, computer science, in- specialists. ' all registered students at the the former Honors Director. until the job outlook improves. tion Outlook Quarterly. dustrial, civil and mechanical The highest starting salaries University. The scholarships are designed Are there jobs out there? It de- The more reassuring survey engineering, mathematics and "We would love to give away to reward students who are pends on whom you want to be- for graduates, researched by accounting. for graduates with bachelor's more money," Kreusch said pursuing a liberal education. lieve. 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Presented by Women's Studies & German with support from UAO, Cultural Events Committee, English, Ethnic Cultural Arts Program, USG, Women for Women & others National The BG News page six Friday, Feb nary 4, 1994 Defense secretary named House votes for by John Diamond The Pentagon was planning a Armed Services Chairman Sam Under questioning Wednesday, The Associated Press swearing-in ceremony shortly. Nunn, D-Ga., said of Perry's tes- Perry assured senators their Republican members of the timony in his confirmation hear- concerns were being taken into disaster relief WASHINGTON - The Senate Armed Services panel almost ing Wednesday, "it was impres- account. confirmed William Perry as de- placed a hold on Perry's nomina- sive and it was straightforward." Perry rises from deputy de- fense secretary Thursday, turn- tion because of their concerns A farewell ceremony for Aspin fense secretary to the Pentagon's ing over command of the Penta- about the administration policy was set for Friday. top job at a time when the mili- for quake zone gon to a scholar, businessman on homosexuals in the military. Perry leaves Friday for a con- tary budget continues to decline and expert on high-tech weapons. After a hasty series of telephone ference in Munich on defense is- from the Reagan-era peak during calls between Perry and commit- sues. And next week he returns the mid-1980s. by David Espo The 97-0 vote came slightly tee members, the Republicans to Capitol Hill to present the ad- The 66-year-old Stanford Uni- The Associated Press more than a week after President decided against it. ministration's $264 billion de- versity engineering professor Clinton named Perry, until now "We came to the unanimous fense spending plan. The admin- helped forge defense policy for WASHINGTON - Balancing compassion with concern for the the No. 2 man at the Pentagon, to decision that it's too important a istration had hoped Perry could the past year under Aspin and di- deficit, the House voted $8.6 billion in disaster relief for the replace Les Aspin. position to be held up," said Sen. make those appearances as the rected defense research under shattered Los Angeles earthquake zone on Thursday after ap- "He does have the vision we Dan Coats, R-Ind. fully confirmed secretary. President Carter. He made his proving a modest round of offsetting spending cuts elsewhere in need," said Sen. Carl Levin, "Some people have said he is Absent from the vote Thursday reputation in defense circles as the budget. D-Mich., a member of the Senate not charismatic, that we need a were Sens. John McCain, R-Ariz., the leading promoter of radar- The vote was 337-74 to send the disaster relief bill — the Armed Services Committee. "He charismatic secretary of de- Don Nickles, R-Okla. and Ted evading stealth technology. He largest in the nation's history ~ to the Senate for anticipated ac- is totally committed to the secu- fense. I disagree," Levin said. Stevens, R-Alaska. also became a millionaire as the tion next week. Congressional leaders hope to have the measure rity of this country." "We need somebody who has the Republicans charge that the founder of and consultant to de- on President Clinton's desk by mid-month. Committee colleague John experience to change the culture administration's regulations on fense contractors. "It was really sort of beautiful what happened today," Rep. Warner, R-Va., predicted Perry there." homosexuals in the military do "History continues to be made Don Edwards, California's senior lawmaker said as the state's would rank "among the finest" of "We must manage our budget a not faithfully follow a law passed every day, in the hills of Bosnia, delegation gathered to celebrate passage. the 19 people to hold the job since lot better," Levin said. "We can last year by Congress aimed at the dusty streets of Somalia and House passage came after a day of debate centered largely on its creation after World War II. do that with Dr. Perry." keeping a gay ban in place. North Korea," Perry said. whether and how much to shelter the deficit from the impact of the disaster bill. On a nearly unanimous vote that belied a divided House, law- makers agreed to $2.6 billion in cuts. Two proposals for deeper cuts were defeated, one on a narrow 211 -207 vote. Russia Senate may deny funds "People need a helping hand," said Rep. Richard Durbin, 111. "They don't need a congressional debate. We don't help them with protracted debate." shares Agencies will lose money for barring prayer Rep. Jim Nussle, R-Iowa, said it was important to "set a prior- ity to say we believe this emergency is more important than a by Carole Feldman The Senate was scheduled to vote on that pro- few other lower priorities in the budget." science The Associated Press posal Friday. The measure includes $8.6 billion in grants and loans to vic- Debate on the Goals 2000 legislation focused tims of the earthquake; $1.2 billion for a variety of Pentagon WASHINGTON - Acquiescing to an appeal by Thursday on the issues of school prayer and vio- peacekeeping operations; $435.5 million to continue clean-up mission Sen. Jesse Helms, the Senate agreed Thursday to lence. from last summer's floods; and $315 million to repair a freeway deny federal funds to state or local agencies that By voice vote the Senate authorized $75 million damaged in a 1989 San Francisco earthquake. by Marcla Dunn bar constitutionally protected prayer in public in grants to the school districts most troubled by It also authorizes Clinton to release $200 million in previously The Associated Press schools. high rates of crime and violence for the current approved low income heating assistance money to states hardest "You can pinpoint when the decline of this coun- year and $100 million for next year. hit by this winter's severe cold. CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla try actually began," Helms, R-N.C, said, referring "Students are never going to learn if they fear In addition, the measure bars long-term aid such as Small - Discovery rose with the to a 1962 Supreme Court decision prohibiting for their safety, teachers are never going to be Business Administration loans to illegal immigrants, although it sun and launched a new prayer in public school. "Morality has been all but able to teach if they have to be on the outlook for permits emergency aid such as food, medicine and shelter to space age Thursday, carry- forgotten and scoffed at in some circumstances." guns and knives in their classrooms and schools anyone in need. ing the first Russian into He satisfied concerns of senators by modifying are never going to be able to provide their students Government accountants said that without offsetting cuts, the orbit aboard a U.S. shuttle. the language in the proposal to ensure that it would with all of the tools of learning if their budgets are bill would raise the deficit by $9.7 billion over several years. The head of Russia's apply only to prayer protected by the Constitution. drained by security devices and police officers in Government accountants said that without offsetting cuts, the space program praised the Student or religious groups are allowed to conduct their corridors," said Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., bill would raise the deficit by $9.7 billion over several years. prompt, and perfect, liftoff, prayer meetings in public schools before or after the sponsor. Despite losing their bid for dollar-for-dollar cuts to match the considered a prelude to a school hours if the school also allows non-religious The measure would allow schools to develop new spending, deficit hawks in the House claimed victory. Not- shared space station and groups to meet. their own plans to prevent violence, including ing that previous disaster relief legislation has always been maybe, some day, a joint The 75-22 vote came as the Senate debated the metal detectors, security personnel and programs funded by deficit spending, Rep. Tim Penny, D-Minn., said the trip to Mars. Goals 2000 education bill, which would write into to address root causes of violence. bill "sets an important precedent." "We're going to change law the national education goals agreed to in 1989 Dodd cited statistics demonstrating that "vio- Several proposals for offsetting reductions competed for sup- the whole way we look at by then-President Bush and the nation's governors. lence in our schools has become a fact of life." port, including one by Penny and others to cut $10 billion. It space. We're going to do it Among them: one in five students carries a weapon failed on a vote of 240-177. A smaller proposal to cut $7.5 billion together, instead of com- The legislation would provide $400 million in to school and 3 million crimes occur on or near was defeated by four votes. peting," said NASA Admin- federal grants for states and local governments school campuses each year. The $2.6 billion package of cuts was crafted at the last minute istrator Daniel Goldin. that want to reform their education programs. by the Democratic leadership concerned it could not stop the Discovery blasted off at Some senators argued that the Helms' amend- Helms said his amendment "assures students drive for even deeper reductions. dawn, piercing a clear sky ment went too far In mandating how school dis- their right to constitutionally protected voluntary It provides for cuts of $600 million from defense; $670 million on its way to a 218-mile or- tricts must act. "I don't think we should be shoving prayer." He said it does not force school districts from transportation programs and $373 million from foreign bit. The rising sun gave the the school districts around," said Sen. John Dan- to allow school prayer prohibited by the Supreme aid, with the rest spread throughout different departments. huge clouds of vapor left in forth, R-Mo. Court. With the support of the Clinton administration, the leadership the shuttle wake a pale or- Danforth, an Episcopal priest, offered an At the request of several senators, Helms added had originally proposed allowing the deficit to rise rather than ange glow. amendment encouraging local school boards to the words "constitutionally protected" in his ref- pay for any of the assistance. suggest a brief daily period of silence for students. erence to prayer. oooooooooooooo gMARK'Sl v oooooooooooooo Valentines s Day presents "Love Notes" Let your Valentine know how mueli you earc with a Valentine love note made Uncle Sandwitch especially for them. Choose between a display ad or a regular classified ad. You can even add a color to your message for S3 to make it extra special. This Fri & Sat. • 4th & 5th Reduced cover unti 10 pm. Mark's Forecast Xamc < I Address. 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Deadline - Tuesday, Feb. 8 v 214 West Hall v 5 PM v Publication - Monday, !\A. 14 Sports The BG News Friday, February 4, 1994 page seven Ruminski has broken hand Indefinite loss of center leaves first-place standing in doubt Upsets provide by Mike Kazlmore "If you look around the assistant sports editor league, every team is playing parity to league with injuries," Larranaga said. The men's basketball team "There's nothing you can do except to make sure that the by Rusty Miller Landon Hackim, Miami's will limp into Kent on Satur- streak-shooting guard, was day to face the Golden Flashes players try to rehabilitate The Associated Press averaging 19 points a game. at 7:30 p.m. them [injuries] and keep play- ing as hard as you can every Ask a Mid-American Con- Against Akron, he missed all The Falcons have recently ference coach a question, any six field-goal attempts and all been hit with a rash of injuries night." When the wounded Falcons question, and he's likely to three free throws to go score- - most notably Shane Kline- less. Ruminski's broken hand - (12-5 overall and 7-2 in the somehow turn the answer into a soliloquy on parity and bal- ~ Bowling Green, tied for which he suffered in BG's MAC) face Kent State (9-8, ance in basketball today. 84-74 victory against Eastern 4-5) they will have one thing first place, played at Central But that's not too surprising, Michigan Jan. 26. Central Michigan Wednesday night. working in their favor ~ seeing how someone has ap- Kline-Ruminski will be out in- i revenge. came in at a hardly robust 2-12 parently declared it open definitely. BG will be looking to avenge overall and 1-5 in the MAC, season on MAC leaders. while the Falcons were 10-4 Other injuries include Shane an earlier 65-62 loss to KSU at Coaches in the MAC don't Komives' pulled groin muscle, Anderson Arena. At the time it andS-1. feel all that secure these days, But Rob DeCook scored 18 Jay Larranaga's sprained an- was the Falcons' first league whether it's because they re- kle and Antonio Daniels' hip loss of the year. points and Central overcame spect every opponent so much 42 percent shooting to knock injury. BG head coach Jim "Kent State beat us in the or because each is aware of Larranaga said that injuries first round of games so we ex- the Falcons out of first, 58-53. his own team's flaws. If those two instances aren't are part of the game and that pect a hard-fought battle Sat- Nobody is dominating harrowing enough for the con- urday," Larranaga said. his team would just have to anyone else. Even the bottom- tenders, consider that two of play through them like every- rung teams have had their See Injurie*, page Eight. the top teams in the MAC - body else. moments. Take into consider- Bowling Green and presea- ation two recent games: son favorite Western Michi- Bowling Green vs. Kent On Wednesday night, gan - are playing without dreadful Akron hosted first- their best players. Leon Mid-American Conference Rankings place Miami. Akron was the McGee of Western has a only winless team in league broken foot and is expected to play and hadn't tasted victory miss most if not all of the rest Men's Basketball since Dec. 30, a string of eight of the season. Falcons Flashes losses in a row. Miami, on the Scoring: 70.4 (7) 68.3 (8) other hand, had won nine of 10 Then Bowling Green found Scoring Margin: +6.7 (3) +1.0(7) games over the same period. out Thursday that Shane FG%: 47.2 (3) 44.4 (8) Kline-Ruminski, who had 3-Pt. FG%: 33.5 (8) 38.4 (5) So the Zips promptly blew scored a career-high 27 points FT%: 68.1 (3) 69.6 (2) T\t BG Neoi/Kriuea Lea Sweet away Miami 72-68, shooting 58 in an 84-74 victory over percent in the second half and Eastern Michigan the night Pts. Allowed: 63.7(1) 67.3 (4) Falcon center Shane Kline-Kuminski backs In against a defender. 52 percent for the game. They before, would be lost for most FG% Defense: 42.9 (4) 41.5 (2) KlIne Ruminski will be out indefinitely with a broken hand. While he is didn't trail the last of the year with a broken Reb. Margin: +3.8 (3) + 1.7(6) out, BG will try to hold onto first place in the MAC. 25 minutes of play. shooting hand. Women face slipping Kent coach predicts by Mark Leonard DeCbant Toledo (9-0) for first place hon- home win for sports editor ors. Bowling Green vs. Kent Kent was a third-place presea- This one may have lost a little son pick in the MAC, and was Mid-American Conference Rankings luster. generally considered to be one of women's track The women's basketball mat- the three teams - along with BG Women's Basketball chup between Kent and Bowling and UT - with a legitimate shot by Sieve Wlldman "We appear to be healthy, and Green is traditionally one of the at the title. Falcons Flashes Scoring: News sports writer we should do well at our last in- most exciting and important in Now, with four league losses 78.8 (4) 90.1 (1) door home meet," he said. the Mid-American Conference. only halfway through the sched- Scoring Margin: +10.3 (3) +14.4 (1) The Fieldhouse is the sight What does head coach Steve While Saturday's game may ule, the Flashes have removed FG%: 46.8 (1) 43.3 (4) where the BG men's and wom- Price think of the Lady Falcons' prove to be exciting, Kent's re- themselves from regular-season 3-Pt. FG%: 31.6 (5) 33.7 (3) en's track teams will take on Ak- chances on Saturday? cent struggles have certainly contention. FT%: 75.7 (1) 64.6 (6) ron, Ashland and Central Michi- "We will win the meet," Price diminished its importance. Falcon head coach Jacl Clark Pts. Allowed: 68.5 (5) 75.7 (8) gan Saturday. said. The Golden Flashes, after los- said Kent will nonetheless have FG% Defense: 43.7 (9) 43.4 (8) The starting time for the meet Laura Hall, a freshman dis- ing to Ohio Wednesday, are plenty of motivation for Satur- Reb. Margin: +1.1(4) -2.2 (7) Is 11:30 am. tance runner, is questionable to fourth In the MAC with a 5-4 day's game. "This is going to be an exciting run Saturday because of a knee mark (11-5 overall). "They've got to get back on and close meet," head coach Sid and calf problem. BG (8-1, 14-3) enters the sec- track," Clark said. "And I think game. They will want to prove to Sink said. themselves that they can corn- See WOMEN, page eight. ond half of league action trailing they've been waiting for this Scott Thompson, a provisional Freshman sprinter Clarice qualifier for the NCAA cham- Gregory is suffering from shir pionships, will be returning from splints and may not be able to an injury to run in the 55 hurdles, compete. Ryan 55 dash and the 200. Brad Schaser, coming off a Freshman long distance runner Hockey hosts pair of fine performance last week, will Amy Breidenbach may not com- be running in the mile and the pete Saturday because of an iron replaces 3000-meter run. deficiency. CCHA cellar dwellers Shawn Blanchett, who came Central Michigan will be the back from an injury last week main competition for the Lady Bugel by Brian Mart against both squads this season Both UIC and OSU rely on and did well, will be running in Falcons. News sports writer - going 4-1-0 against the pair. balanced scoring. The Buck- eyes are led by Steve Richards the 55-meter dash and the That does not mean, 200-meter dash. "Akron and Ashland have a few After slugging it out with the however, that the Falcons are (3 goals -16 assists - 19 points) strong individual athletes," Price by Mel Relsner best that the Central Collegiate taking the contests lightly. and Joe Sellers (8-9-17). Ron According to Sink, the Falcons said. "But they will not compete The Associated Press Hockey Association has to "It's too easy to say we've White leads the team with 10 are ready for Saturday's meet. with us in the team standings." offer over the past three played the toughest teams in goals. TEMPE, Ariz. - The punch is weeks, the Falcons get a shot at the country on successive The Flames' leading scores past, and Buddy's back as a boss the teams at the other end of weekends and all of a sudden are Mike Peron (14-9-23), in the NFL. the standings this weekend. now were going to play teams Mark Zdan (9-13-22), and A month after slugging a BG (11-11-2 overall, 9-8-2 In ■vhere we can just show up and Derek Knorr (14-7-21). Olerud resigns coaching colleague during the the CCHA) will host the Uni- win," Falcon coach Jerry York The Falcons hold an impres- Houston Oilers final regular- versity of Illinois-Chicago on said. sive 39-10-3 mark in their season game, Buddy Ryan was Friday before taking on Ohio The struggling Falcon overall series with UIC, and an hired Thursday as coach and State on Saturday. Both games offense will finally get a 73-34-3 advantage over OSU - to $ 17 mil deal general manager of the Phoenix will begin at 7 p.m. at the chance to face goaltenders who BG's oldest CCHA rival. Cardinals. BGSU Ice Arena. aren't named Shields, Lacher, by Ronald Blum "You've got a winner in town," The Falcons completed their or Buzak - the three netmin- The Associated Press said Ryan, the Oilers defensive toughest stretch of the season ders who have stymied BG coordinator last season. "We're last Friday, losing 8-1 to Michi- NEW YORK - John Olerud, who led the American League in hitting over the last few weeks. last year, jumped into the top 15 in salary Thursday while Norm looking forward to winning. So gan State. During the streak, Tom Askey started the Since returning from a knee Charlton, Jody Reed and Henry Cot to found new teams. today we start." they played 5 consecutive season in the net for the Buck- injury in early January, right Ryan, who coached the Phila- games against MSU, Michigan, eyes and has rarely come out wingJason Helblng has scored Olerud, who hit .363 last season with 24 homers and 107 RBIs, agreed to a $17 million, three-year contract with the Toronto Blue delphia Eagles from 1986-90 and and Lake Superior - three of since. He ranks third in the five goals in his last eight Jays. The deal has an option for 1997 that would give the first base- led them to the playoffs three the top six teams in the nation. CCHA in minutes logged and games. For the season, Helbing times, signed a four-year con- Unfortunately, BG lost four fourth in games played. is now tied for second on the man $22.5 million over four years. The deal's annual average value of $5,666,667 is the 15th highest in tract. He replaces Joe Bugel, who of those five games, and has However, his 4.15 goals against team in goals (9), despite miss- the major leagues, but Olerud said he and his wife, Kelly, were trying was fired Jan. 24 after a 7-9 dropped nine of its last twelve average ranks only seventh ing nine games. season in which he failed to de- to be low key. as well. "All winter long, we've Just been working on our house down here," liver on an ultimatum by owner UIC (6-19-1 overall, 5-14-1 Jeff Featherstone took over he said from his home in Phoenix. "We'll have a nice evening at home Bill Bidwill to produce a winner. league) and OSU (2-17-4, between the pipes for UIC In Head coach Jerry York and I'm sure we'll do something to celebrate. I don't have any big 1-15-4) may be just what the early February and has be- needs just three victories tone Ryan's stock was believed to doctor ordered for the Falcons. come their regular goaltender. former Denver coach Murray plans for any big purchases." With the start of spring training just two weeks away, Charlton have dropped considerably after They occupy the bottom two His goals against average of Armstrong for 8th place In jhe signed with the Philadelphia Phillies, Reed signed with the Mil- he punched offensive coor- slots in the CCHA standings, 4.61 ranks him tenth in the NCAA's all-time win list with dinator Kevin Gilbride during a waukee Brewers and Henry Cotto signed with the B- ...more Orioles. and BG has had success CCHA 462 conquests. nationally televised game. The Orioles also signed Rene Gonzales and Mark Williamson. Sports The BG News page eight Friday, February 4, 1994 Club decimates opponents Falcons will by Andrew Punzal tough MSU team in dramatic noon and we had fun playing. It's "Our intensity level during News contributing writer fashion 15-2 and 15-12. a great feeling to finally have games has improved 200 percent "We finally played like we're played up to our potential and go since last weekend," Eden said. "Our defensive front line domi- not win MAC capable of," head coach Jeff home undefeated." The Bowling Green women's Merrill said. "We talked all week On the defensive side, fresh- nated Grand Valley and Michi- Halfway through the Mid- As I mentioned earlier, BG cljb volleyball team recently about changing our mental man hitter Janelle Bassitt had a gan State's hitters by blocking American Conference regular is also fighting against history participated In a three-school framework to remain positive strong outing, recording a team everything they hit." season schedule, the men's on their run toward the MAC tournament at Michigan State, and focused throughout the and season-high of 14 digs in just basketball squad finds itself in title. competing against Grand Valley match, and our victory today four games. Junior backrow spe- "Our performance today was some unfamilar territory - State University and Michigan proves we did that." the best we've had this year," first place. BG - during head coach Jim State University. The Falcons Bassitt said. "Everyone played Are they for real? Larranaga's seven-year ten- had the best outing of their brief Offensively, the Falcons were hard and the team's desire really Obviously! They own a 7-2 ure - has finished only as high history, winning all four of their led by senior hitter Steph Greer "When everyone is showed. If we continue to play MAC record. as third in the MAC. During matches and dominating the who recorded a team-high eight on the same with this much enthusiasm, we Now on to the important that span the Falcons fash- competition. Bowling Green out- kills and six service aces and jun- should be extremely competitive question. Will they win the ioned a 58-56 MAC record. scored Its opponents by a com- ior hitter Shay Cooke who blasted wavelength, good in the future." MAC? No. With that In mind, why bined score of 45-29, and were out seven kills in her return from things happen." Don't get me wrong - I would this year be any never in jeopardy of defeat. a shoulder injury. Senior co- "When everyone on the team is would like to see the Falcons different? captain hitter Cathy Buynacek on the same wavelength, good enjoy a title as much as the The Falcons put on a hitting turned in another strong all- Jeff Merrill, club things happen," Merrill contin- next guy, but there are still People tell me, "this year's display as they turned in an im- around performance, contribu- volleyball coach ued. "We have now won six many roadblocks along the different, they have more tal- pressive offensive performance ting seven kills, 13 blocks, 10 digs games in a row dating back to our way. ent than in the past." as they pounded out 41 kills over and a service ace. tournament at Miami, and our four games. The average margin "We finally played as a whole cialists Colleen Bury and Jen confidence is at a season high. I would agree with the fact of victory was eight points as team," senior co-captain Lisa Eden also turned in solid per- Hopefully we will maintain this that they have talent this year, they dominated Grand Valley Gerrasch said afterward. "Our formances with consistent pass- intensity and let it snowball for but the 1989-90 squad had tal- 15-6, 15-9, before sweeping a intensity level was high all after- ing and serving. the rest of the season." ent enough to defeat national- ly-ranked Michigan State but couldn't win the MAC.
Ironically, in the big picture Swimming hosts Ball State it doesn't really matter if the Falcons win the MAC regular The swimming teams host their final dual second faster than his best time last year. In McCulloch recently swam the 100 breast- John season title. All that gets you meet of the season when they take on the the 200-yard breaststroke, he swam a 2:01.44 stroke In 1:04.15, Just short of her lifetime Is a mere pat on the back. Ball State Cardinals this Saturday at home. to qualify as the 10th fastest time in the na- best time, ranking her 15th overall in the Boyle Both meets should provide the Falcons with tion in college swimming. While at the U.S. country. cut-throat competition. Heading into the Winning the MAC tourna- Open in December, Grotke swam the same The Falcons are fighting ment is essentially the only meet, the men have a record of 3-6 (0-4 In the Patteson has the team's fastest times in six events in short course meters and gained against some tough road way MAC squads make the big Mid-American Conference). The women different events this season. Those events world-class status. His time of 1:02.32 in the games - namely a return en- '64 team' dance in March have a solid record of 5-4-1 (1-2-1 in the are: 200 freestyle, 200 fly, 100 freestyle, 200 100-meter breaststroke was the eighth- gagement with the Miami MAC). backstroke, 500 freestyle and 200 individual fastest time in the world at the time of the Redskins in Oxford and a visit One of the most exciting swimmers this meet There, he took an overall second in the medley. The NCAA tournament year for the men has been co-captain and Her times in the 200 fly and 200 individual to Athens to visit Trent and committee rarely selects two event behind Olympian Roque Santos and the rest of the Ohio University three-year letter-winner Kevin Grotke. A medley are also the fastest In the confer- MAC schools. With the Fal- placed fourth in the 200-meter event with a Bobcats - as well as history in senior from Sylvania, Grotlke has set two time of 2:16 12 ence. Ball State comes to town with very Im- cons' non-conference slate school records already this year. pressive records. The men's team is 8-2 (2-2 the second half of the season. featuring the likes of Flndlay, In the 100-yard breaststroke Grotke has The women have top performers Josie in the MAO. The women are 9-2 (2-2 In the I realize that BG has already Defiance and Tiffin, they posted a lifetime best time of 55.73, over a McCulloch and Cheryl Patteson to lead them. conference). defeated both MU and OU, but wont even get a second look those contests were at home from the committee. within the friendly confines of WOMEN Anderson Arena Road games So there you have it. Why I Arena BG led by as much as 20 "It's always tough to win on the Flashes' outside attack. They Continued from page seven. in any conference are difficult think the Falcons wont win points in the second half, and their court." Clark said. "Well are averaging over eight three- to win. the MAC, and why it really pete with the top teams in the never by less than 14. need a high level of concentra- pointers per game, and six The Falcons also have two doesn't matter. league." tion" players have converted at least tough home games remaining So far, Kent has failed in that If anything can save the Fla- BG's defensive concentration 13 treys. against the always-dangerous category, as three of their losses shes from another blowout, it Is will fall upon two areas: the per- Ball State and preseason John Boyle is a sports writer have come at the hands of the comfort of Memorial Athletic imeter and center Tracey Lynn. Lynn, a 6-foot senior, is scoring favorite Western Michigan. for The News. Toledo, third-place OU and, ear- and Convention Center, where 18.4 points per game in the post lier in the season, the Falcons. they play their home games. Kent leads the league In scor- and hauling in 7.9 rebounds. This BG handled Kent easily In their Kent is a perfect 6-0 at home. ing (90.1 ppg) and scoring margin inside-outslde combination can first contest, 108-91 at Anderson Including 44) in MAC play. (+14.4), and much of this is due to render a zone defense useless, Injuries especially if Kent's three- Conunura fTMVt pBMt Seven. ful, Larranaga feels that they pointers are falling. I must Increase the speed of the One of the keys to the Gold- contest. "We want to put a lot of defen- en Flashes' victory at BG was sive pressure on them," Clark that they were able to control . "It's difficult to make a said. "And really play hard in the the tempo throughout the ' team like Kent speed up when half-court game. We also have to course of the game In order they're playing well," Larran- take care of the ball." for the Falcons to be success- aga said. Last Kristen Elizabeth Schmenk l"H Happy Management Inc. Hugel bdrm, 21 5 E Roe Rd el utiH included except elet 9 1/2 Day 21«t or 12 Mo. lease. 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10-noon;l-6p.m. 111111111111II. IM The BG News Sports- Friday, February 4, 1994 page nine SPORTS Tirade fuels Hoosier win BRIEFS by Hank Lowenkron policeman, overshadowed the cials. He was ejected and that's get back into the game. Juan Wheat countered with a The Associated Press outcome of a game. going to be it as far as we're con- "As the game wore on, particu- Louisville rolls over NC 3-pointer and a layup after a steal On Nov. 21, he was ejected cerned." larly in the last 16 of 17 minutes Charlotte to widen the margin to 12 points. BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - In- from an exhibition game with "I thought it got the crowd into of the game, I thought the In- LOUISVILLE, Ky -Tick Rozier led Louisville with 23 diana coach Bob Knight demands Athletes In Action after accu- it," Ohio State coach Randy diana coaching got a lot better," Rogers ignited a 13-4 spurt at the points and 12 rebounds. discipline from his players. mulating two technicals. He was Ayers said of the ejection. Knight said. "I thought the offi- close of the first half with two Sometimes, he fails to get it from suspended for one game in Ohio State's Lawrence Funder- ciating must have been better, baskets off steals as No. 9 Louis- Williams not indicted himself. December by Indiana after a burke is no stranger to Knight's also." ville won its seventh straight CINCINNATI--A Hamilton Amid the coaching accom- verbal exchange with Hoosier temper. The former Indiana Dan Dakich, an assistant to game, a 76-55 victory over North County grand jury on Thursday plishments of three NCAA fans who booed him to express player left the team after six Carolina Charlotte on Thursday declined to indict former Phila- Knight who also played for him, night. championships, 11 Big Ten titles, their displeasure over his alleg- games as a freshman when credits the players for Wednes- delphia Phillies pitcher Mitch UNCC (9-6,2-3 Metro Confer- Williams after hearing allega- an Olympic gold medal and 632 edly kicking a player - his son, Knight threw him out of a prac- day's triumph that gave Indiana a ence) trailed 20-17 when Andre college victories there has been a tions that Williams raped a wom- Pat Knight - when he made a tice. share of first place in the Big Davis hit a short jumper with 6:44 en he met in a bar in September. series of temper tantrums. turnover. "That was a little ploy, what he Ten. remaining in the half. The grand Jury said it was un- The latest took place Wednes- The Big Ten said Thursday it did, sort of to motivate the team "That's the thing that coach Rogers stole an inboLnds pass convinced by evidence offered day when he was ejected in the planned no further discipline and the crowd," Funderburke Knight always talks about, with from the baseline and drove by prosecutors on behalf of the second half after receiving two against Knight for the latest in- said. "When I was here he would the team, particularly seniors. three quarters the length of the woman, who was not identified. technicals for a series of nose-to- cident, which some observers be- leave practice, and that made us You have three seniors playing court for a layup. He followed Williams, who gave up the that with a midcourt steal and a nose, profanity-laced tirades at lieve was a tool to motivate a work that much harder in prac- out there, you have them playing home run that won last year's the officials. The Hoosiers won in team that was struggling. tice." dunk to give Louisville (17-2,7-1) World Series, said previously he as hard as they can. You have a 24-17 lead with 4:20 left. overtime 87-83. "There will be no action," Big The Hoosiers certainly went to had taken a lie detector test to them elevating everybody else," UNCC turned the ball over on support his denial of the allega- It's the third time this season Ten assistant commissioner work after their leader left the Dakich said. its next two possessions, which that Knight, who became the Mark Rudner said. "It was a tion. court Wednesday night. Trailing led to two free throws and a dunk Cincinnati police had acknowl- center of an international inci- game situation, managed accord- 49-38 moments after Knight was Damon Bailey, Pat Graham and by Louisville's Clifford Rozier edged they were investigating dent when he was arrested dur- ing to the rules calling for bench ejected with 15:32 to play, the Todd Leary are the seniors and for a nine-point advantage. the allegation by a northern Ken- ing the Pan American Games in decorum. ... Our office will Hoosiers responded with 10 con- all three played every minute UNCC's Jarvis Lang scored on tucky woman who said Williams 1979 for allegedly hitting a receive a report from the offi- secutive points in a 2:07 span to after the technicals. a hook shot, but Louisville's De- raped her at a Cincinnati hotel. Classifieds I
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(550. avail now. can be purcheeed al The LMia Shop enoa necessary For more information call blue pnnt lake oil Must be sail starter. Com- 12 mo leases starting May 14,1994. 316 Ridge. 2 BR. (600/May. gas indud. University Union, Mon. • Fit. • - 4:45 1 206S3*-O*6»;\ C5544 Subleaser needed. 1 bdrm apt. 318Conneau( mission sales-full time position, vehicle, com 530 Manville • 2 bedroom house 3161/2 Ridge. 1 BR. (300, available now. gas ! si month's rent neg$28S'mo NeiltOCity Female student with car needed lor parry benefits Send resume ID: (400 • urj lines indoded. Whan you park. Quiet Call Teresa 352«83t housekeeping Call. 66A-4527 POB01 745, Tiffin OH 44883 609 5th St. • 2 bedroom house Call 354 2854 (days)' 352-2330 (eves.) "leeee" (450 * utilities Expactad Female vocalist Big Band Sound. You supply WANTED: CHILD ADVOCATES Volunteers being sought for Wood County 1204 E Woosler 2 bedroom Apt Campus shuttle. Fiaa Haal. Fully carpalad the voice, wa will train. Call Jose al Houses-1 A 2 bedroom apartments HELP WANTED Court Appointed Special Advocate Program. (450 • utilities Laundry facilities. 24 Hour mamlanaca 1-726-7234. 9 month - summer - year leases No eipenence necessary. Must be at least 21 Call Steve Smith at 352-8917 Wmthrop Terrene 352-7454 GYMNASTIC INSTRUCTORS years ol age. B you are interested in helping 392-91 IS 2nd Semester Subleasing J700.'»* canneries, tSSOOVmo. deckhands Perrysburg Gymnastics Center is now hiring area abused, neglected and/or dependent 400 Eail tespotoon Rd Reasonable Rates - Close to Campus Now leasing Alaska summer fisheries now hiring. dependable instructors tor our pre school and children, call either Laurie or Denise at, Cany Rentals - 353-0325 1 -2-3 bedroom apartments A houses WINE A CHEESE TASTING Employment Alaska 1 -206-323-2872 school age program. Can 874-9383 (ask tor PHf3S2 3554 lor further information 316 E. Merry Apartment «3 Sat 1 -3 with Dr. Norm Chambera VicklorBob). 354-8800 • We do allow pets Sam B • WME SHOP A DEU 3 bedroom apartment ••" SPRING BREAK '94 "" Now Hiring: 2 aggressive salespeople. Must be 10MN. Main 91^354-7262 FOR SALE Available immediately One bedroom apartment. 126 S. Summit for Cancun, Bahamas. Jamaica, Florida A Padrel 18 yra. old, have own car wAnsurance. Apply 354 8800 'Wl do allow pels 110% Lowest Price Guarantee! Organize 15 m person al Jutlano's Pizza. 1616 E Wooster Summer 94 and 94-95 school year. 333-0325 • C ARTY RENTALS 1-267-3341. WANTED friends and your trip is FREEI TAKE A BREAK STUDENT TRAVEL (800) Reading * Writing ' Math ' Science 1982 Toyota Celica Now renting houses A apartments ROOMS AVAILABLE IN BG HOME 328-7283 HELP Fair condition. 120,000rrvles tor 1994-95 school year. GRADUATE MALES PREFERRED Listings available, renting fast. Attention Alpha Lamda Deltamembers (425 Call 353 7912 Call 352-1631 or 3546701 - Leave Message l FEMALE SUBLEASER NEEDED Your TUTORING PROGRAM needs you now! Office 316 E Merry. Apt. 3 AEROSMITH CONCERT two tickets for AFT.ONFRAZEE 2 BR.. 2BATH AA CRUISE AND TRAVEL EMPLOYMENT Be a tutor lor local grade school students Pick-up listing or we will mail Subleaser needed tor Spring "94 Feb. 25 at Toledo Sports Arena a ISO/MO PLUSELEC GUIDE EARN BIG MS a TRAVEL THE with the OUTREACH PROGRAM Apt across from Founders (191/mo. . elec CALL 354-4278 353-0325' Carty Rentals CALL 352-8921 WORLD FREE (CARIBBEAN, EUROPE, HA- We need your help RIGHT AWAY! Call 352-2914 Houses for rent - dose to campus WAII AND MORE I) HURRYI BUSY SPRING Call Amy '372-5548 Apt. sale. Must sell entertainment center, AND SUMMER SEASONS RAPIDLY AP- 413S.CoHege6BR.2bath!or7ore book shelves, bed, dressers, etc. 211 E. Reed 3/4 house for 6 w/i 1/2 baths Very nice unfum. 3BR apt. w/ attached 2 car PROACHING FREE STUOENT TRAVEL History * English ' Foreign Languages Cal Teresa 352-6831 CLUB MEMBERSHIPI (919) 929-4398 EXT 321 E. Merry 6 BR apt for 6 garage. No pets. Available in May tor 12 mo. lease Call 354 8148 between 5-9 pm C-78 RECREATIONAL SPORTS Car stereo - Clanon 5401 cassette, detachable 957 N. Prospect 4 BR. 2 bath SRC A Field House Employee Hiring face, CD contronabfe. 2 Infinity speakers. 2 316 E Merry A 326 Leory 1 BR. 12 mo lease Applications avai Labkf - Pioneer box speakers. Like new (375 for all: Gain Valuable Salaa/ 353-0325 - Carry Rentals Feb. 7» 8 (7:00 am SRC Activity Center) Todd 353-7301 Mirketing t iperlence! Single room for male student (limited to first 300) The BG News is looking lor a Clanon 6201CD 6 Disc CD Changer. Available now near campus. TOLEDO UASON for the 1934 95 New. 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A 180 starting 2-1-94 The BG News has 3 positions available SPRING/SUMME R JOBS relative allowed Large dorm refngerator Times: 10 am-2 pm. 5 pm-11 pm for next year m the Advertising Depl Gain valuable aafea experience (120 If interested, call Newtove Mgt for personal We are looking for ENTHUSIASTIC. If you are spending the summer in BG P.B. Legend 4 286 compute- DEDICATED. EAGER individuals who end are looking lor a part 0 me fob CLOSE TO CAMPUS support BGSU Student Directory has 4 openings comes w/Okidata printer, color want to Gf I AHEAD! monitor, many extras 4 bedroom house, large living room (730/mo. 16 N.Huron Employment starts in May A lasts thru June. 2 bedroom apt (425/mo all utilities paid If you need 10 earn money A build a resume. (4000 bo Toledo. OH 43604 All items very dean and like new. 1 bedroom apt $300/mo all utilities paid. 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Friday's Music provided by THE SOUND SYSTEM. tf THE SIGMA CHI FRATERNITY Proudly Announces Our 1994 Executive Committee : Ritual Chairman *" ■ ■ President Dante Orsini ;: ITT - i Mike DeAngelis ice President Jason Moses Rush Chairmen Doug Thompson Treasurer Kyle Anthony Ryan Lawrence Secretary Jason Jenks RMF Chairman Marc Sweet Pledge Educator Jason Rrofford Scholarship Chairmen Mike Nohl Public Relations Faisal Aziz Tom Feightner Doug Thompson Historian Brad I. oh If.s Nick Kehoe Brian Smith Social Chairmen Josh Skillman Programming Chairmen Adam Roth Dave Kramer Ryaji Ferguson Dave Lewis Brotherhood Chairmen Brian Telesz Resource Chairmen Mark Ciccero Andy Stephey Alumni Chairmen Darren Caywood Dave Ohle Kevin Class Formal Chairmen Spencer Twyford IFC Representative Tony Geraci Brad Rohlfs Our New Initiates Jason Boerger Rob Conrad Tony Nehls Jason Burkett Pat Gallagher Joe Polshaw Rob Cain John Henderson Sean Prand Pat Cain Frank McGee Mick Story John Coletta Matt Stringer Our New Pledges Greg Blatz Chuck Cavalier Rich Feasel Scott Gallagher Matt Harriman Todd Humenansky Tom Kelley Matt Kneeland Tom Lin Jayson McCauda Andy McMurray Phil Reinik ■N HOC S1GNO VINCKS magazine On Volume Four, Issue Three February 4,1994 The Road The first ever Insider Rock gossip Melinda at the theatre 'Who Coehrs' •*-.- f*y»r- '.' •*.: ' -v . . *. * i 4 ^r'-->»;' : ' , ■•>• Insider Fri., Feb 4, 1994 Bernie, Barfly and Dave Insider the magazine Last weekend I went to see Bernie Mom has pulpy veins, and my brother a coma, and my girlfriend runs off with because we hadn't talked in awhile Maurice has really pulpy veins..." the THt-A-Whrrl guy. aD my Hank Wd and I wanted the Dp- smacking crunchy He was like a butch Chatty Cathy Bams Jr. tapes and my unrated version things doll My ears were starling to smoke. of Boric Instinct. You know, the bar "Bernie!" I said, hoping for a hug. "and even my dog had pulpy mix here never has those lip smacking Staff: "Stay the hell out of the crunchy veins. Scrappy little thing named Hard- crunchy things..." things," she said. ing. She busied her little doggy knee I was trying to suffocate him with "I've missed vou!'' I told her. and fell t hrough some ice and drow- bar napkins when Bernie came back "If you cry tonight III let the bouncer ned I don't miss her much That hap- with my beer. editor-in-chief punch you."she said. "And don't you pened ri£it after my grifhend left me Scott DeKateh dare ask me to pull your finger." for a carnival worker. He has black "Stay the hell out of my bar nap- All I wanted was to talk with Bernie left to get me a cheap beer so teeth and one eyebrow, and he jpve kins." she said. "Andstopcrying." Bernie. Instead, I got trapped by I looked around at the barroom wild her free rides on the Tflt-A-Whirl " Shut "But he won't shut up." I sobbed. managing editor TteBatflf Pram Tte Pita Of Hell fife. The guy on my left was busy trying up. shut up. SHUT UP! "Hey. aren't you that loser with the Joe Peiffer Bemte's real name ts Bemice. and to fit his girlfriend's entire face into his "She has strong thifjis. She used to pulpy veins?'' she asked him suspi- she's the coolest bartender I know. mouth, so I turned to my right. open ketchup bottles with them. PSckle ciously. "I thought I threw you out of Sometimes shell look the other way You'd probably never imagine ask- jars. too. 1 mean, you could screw the here. BOUNCER'" when I pick aO of the Bp-smacking ing "How's it going?" would make you fids on real tight and she'd pop them lAe I said. Bemie's the coolest. On photo editor crunchy things out of the bar mix, and prefer to be tortured in a Turkish right off. I swear, you could watch her her day off I'm going to buy her all th*> Elizabeth Snider she automatically knows 1 can only af- prison, or wish someone would just all night. We got thrown out of restau- Rum Boogers she can drink. If she has ford the cheap beer she keeps in back end your misery by driving a duD rail- rants a lot. She has a glass eye that enough, she imjit puD my finger. of the cooler, the kind you get in a road spike through your skull. I'D bet a wiggles. Looking at H when she gets art editor 12-pack for 79 cents. If you suck on a lot of mysterious bar fatalities involving the hiccups will make the hair on your Dave Coehrs recently emigrated from Mike Cook lemon slice between sips ft hardry railroad spikes could be attributed to neck stand up. She broke up with me Germany, the home of the original Rum tastes at aO Bke something you know is talking with the man on my right I The when I was in my coma There I am, in Booger. killing j 31 ions of brain cells each hour. Barfly ^mn Tht Pin Of Hdl How's production Bernie tries hard to be understand' ft going?" I said to him. the way you do Vicki Hcckman ing when I drink a few of these beers when you're trying to mooch a drink and start to get aO weepy and senti- off of somebody. Meredith Linamen mental, telling her she's my very best "I have high blood pressure." he friend forever, and how 1 love her. but told me." MydoctorsaidiflburpI adviser not like "that" sober husband doesn't could explode.'' Robert Bortel have to know, and how I always "No kkkflng." I said. wanted to be a lumberjack, but I hate I wanted to tun. I knew I was about maple syrup, and how. when I have a to face the most horrible bar experi- senior writers son. I'm going to name him Skippy no ence imaginable -- even worse than Waller Campbell matter what anyone thinks, and how Michael Bolton Karaoke Night - and I Amy Dccb Id appreciate H if she'd tell Dwayne. couldn't do anything (o stop H. I swear Andy Dugan the cross-eyed dishwasher, to stop I heard the theme from "Jaws" come staring at me from the kitchen. out of the jukebox. Dorian Halkovich You don't find them sharper than He was The Barfly From The Pits Melinda Monhar« Bernie. You never see her flipping Of Hell, and he was winding up to tell Todd Stanley through a bartender's manual; if you his Life Story In my greed for 79-cent want a Rum Booger. Bernie can make beer. I was snagged and pulled In like one. Don't even try to trick her by in a brain-damaged trout. contributors sisting that a Rum Booger has anything "It's a hereditary burping thing." he in H but Rum Booger ingredients. Shell said "Dad was killed by a Slurpee" David Coehrs just roll her eyes and teQ you to grow Dear God. rescue me. I prayed. up and get your ugly head off the bar "It's genetic," he said. "It's caused Trevor Gray by pulpy veins. Dad had pulpy veins. Tom Kitchen before she calls a bouncer. Sam Melendez Julie Michalak About Not Playing the Guitar Michael Siebenhalcr from the editors mascot Swampy, the Black Swamp Monster "We're the best of friends insisting that the world keep turning our way Tve never eaten a Jungle as thick as the one my hair's be- and our way come. is on the road again ..." I love to eat my hair. I took my Telecaster downtown Buckle up, sports fans, for the first ever, uncensored. anabated where 1 saw the man In the street. His gloves had worn Insider is an Insider road trip. That's right, folks. Insider travel specialists Scott through so I saw his sweet, wet fingertips and stopped to independent magazine DeKatch.Joe Peiffer, Sam Melendez and Mike Cook tanked up the talk. published weekly during He must have been a father because he said he had MikeMobile and headed out to Punxsutawney, Pa. for the big the academic year. Groundhog Day shindig. They promised us Willard Scott. Loni An- played guitar derson and Joe Namath and we got... well... turn to page six. like a blind man and I was longing. This man who sat In Letters, questions, poetry, Melinda Monhart does theatre again and our own Amy Deeb (of the doorway fiction and art the New Jersey Decbs) hits a pizza party/exchange thing. We got and watched the cars bump In t raffle I am not mean spir- submissions, as well as Rock Gossip and a cool, touching letter from Giraffe Boy's Christian ited. your concerns, should be What's the use of becoming the girl Johnny Man? Brandt. sent lo Insider. 210 West We also have 20 questions with BG News editor Kirk "The Ter- Why have I these steel strings to make my fingers bleed minator" Pavelich. Last week's interview wrthjim Tinker was weil- when this man Hall, Bowling Green, OH recieved by our readers. could be playing brahms for his children still sleeping 43403. We cant send And we have the debut of a new column by resident nonstop by his wife still waiting for him to bring home dinner? anything back, but we writer Dave Coehrs, titled "Who Cares?" AD here in the mag. You look hungry. I said to him. and offered him my hair. just might put you in Probingthe stretches of Pennsylvania, we're Insider -Christine Brandel print. Fri., Feb 4, 1994 3 Insider Twenty Questions ... University offers exchange plan Meet the Captain by Amy Deeb allows students to take classes at California Dreamin' other universities and colleges for a very good deal. If you've com- pleted your freshman year with a Has the cold winter weather in 2.5 GPA or better, have full-time Kirk Pavellch . editor of The BG News, came into his Bowling Green been too much to student status and are in good job with a lot of work to do. namely regaining credibi- handle lately? Are snow shoes, standing - whatever that means - Uty lost over the last few semesters. We think he's gloves, and ear muffs Items In your with the University, you can be a done a fine Job. The Captain, as he is known by his wardrobe you could do without for part of a great oppurtunity. workers, sat down with Mike Cook and talked a season? Is the heating bill too BGSU is the only university in about things. high this month? If you've an- Ohio and Michigan to offer the swered yes to most of these ques- National Student Exchange pro- tions then maybe you should look gram, so you can spend a semes- into the National Student ter or an entire year at your choice Exchange. of over 100 schools nationally. Les- May I call yoo "Chief?" Melrose Place ... because Melrose Place has All- Imagine yourself sitting in class- lie Rapp, the NSE publicist, took Yeah, go ahead. ison. rooms overlooking a rocky coast- advantage of the program and Thoie new headline fonts arc lookta' pretty We hear yoa are named Kirk after Cap t. Kirk line, studying on the beach or read- spent a semester at Northern Ari- good. Tone Idea? from Star Trek. Any troth to that? ing your marketing text poolside. zona University in the fall of 1992. The new headline fonts? Partially. Yes. The University is actually pan of a Ever since then she has been a part The BG News kicks the heD out of the Senttael- How does that make yoa feel? program that can wisk you away of NSE Trlbane. doesn't II? Makes me feel like a Trekkie. from the wtntery winds and ice "I loved the mountains and real- Yes. Arc yoa? storms that can deny students a ly wanted to see the West, it was an Congressman Martin Hokc: What's his deal, No. proper education. (Although our amazing experience and I made so anyway? Grtrandi for Thought, Cosmo's or Cafe wishes to miss a few classes this many friends,'' Rapp said. Leslie Obviously, not knowing when the TV cameras Shsdeaa? semester have been the only things only spent a semester in Arizona are on. Are these answers supposed to be short? I have never been to any of them. Don't like cof- denied.) and encouraged anyone who Doesn't matter. How's the Tribe going to do fee. For almost a decade. The Uni- joined the program to spend a year this year? Who's the best athlete In Bowling Green? versity has offered a program that at their chosen school. The Tribe is going to win the Central. Susie Cassell. Going to Opening Day? When Is The BG News going to fall color? Uh, no. But we're going to the exhibition game. On a permanent basis? Not in this century. So, yon were on Jason T. Jackson's radio show. Reubem: Age of or sandwich? HOWARDS club H How did that make yoa feel? Rye. -i-i.i.i-i.i.i. 1 I I i .Ii ,IJIi.i.i , I i ,III.I .IIII.I,i .I I. IITI.I.',T' , It was a great thrill. Tonya Harding and Lorrcna Bobblt are locked 210N.Main 352-9951 Ever get any hate mall? In a room with only a bos of weapons. Who Performing Live Yes. comes oat alive? Thins., Fri, & Sat IfOIscamp retires, who should replace him? Lorenna Bobbit Swampy. Before yoa, who was the best editor of The BG B< I'm your agent. In my left hand, I hold a con- News? §^ "LOST & FOUND' tract proposal that offers yoa a reoccuring role on Melrose Place. In my right hand, I hold a simi- J10 Novak. Pinoes » Video Games • Pool • Pins Pong lar contract from Beverly Hills 90210. Which one Anything else? : i: ■: ■: ■: 'i' I'I'I' I'I'I'IS do yoa take? No. ■t. A ,t. A A A A aa A A A A A A A A A A it, A A aa aa A A i% it, if, it, SUMMER JOBS! FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE Valentines Cards, Candy, CreataCard, Gifts & Clothing at the University Bookstore Roots Rock STUDENT SERVICES BUILDING M-TH 8-6, FRI 8-S, SAT9-5 T v Society * CEWRAMUIIMI*' <■POINT*»...-.■■• JANf,USK» O- O Reggae Wart ■ lurnrrw pe *a» i Ten V*<- ~ :-*! and •on ■punnet* War* a ■» «-w» >ou Ca* ~a-t ln#fic» **»3 •r^ to ■nit ta' CtCkV Pas*I 3.500 (Ctrt nt<* what »t. t neMigtor x good pay. Mchaixtlc>awt«unMC^/-.i "aanga.*. FRIDAY FED 4 abb)(to 1$and<**•>) *WuaM•(Am*'*** »*a+ aton pregramanOart •/*>? tnuurw,!* trtitmu r. •npr «n«n you're o* «/, SHp &» ana tat 10 us aoow mt oppor.- n Cecbc POM iKrurWi «• M ■w-.twi'ig at Bowling Green State University Best Western Falcon Plan - Bishop Room 1450 E. Wooster Street February 7. 8 10:00 AM. -4:00 PM WHtnmttmtttmmm UMIM •aaMam. PSMM fNt ua a cat at <«'i CO* SAT FED 5 ► «|»«$• «j» • J» •$«• «|a. •$• •{» *J • •{• «Je, .* , «J» . J. «Ja> . t, «J» .J» .J«.«.J» . f . «Ja. «|» . * . «J*. . J. . J . «J» «|e> «J» .J» 104 S. MAIN 353-0988 Fri., Fob A, 1994 BABY, WHY DON T WE. RAT Our job here was done. The damn rat had reared TONIGHT: Rude Shock Society ROCK GOSSP FROM at Easy Street. Lost and Found at Continued its ugly head. We wanted coffee, sleep and beer. In that order. THE BUCK SWAMP Howard's and Qown at Qub 21. traryto popular belief "Phil is the fifth Beatle." How "My body hates me. If this is a forecast for the rest SATURDAY: Lost and Found at sad. of my life, let me die now. God. couldn't you have Howard's, and Brainiac with Giraffe "Here on Gobblers knob Feb. 2, 1994 Punxsutaw picked a more humane wayto kill me like... drown- Boy and Fork at dub 21. MON ney Phil the seer of seers al 7:28 and 32 seconds. He ing in my own urine." Peiffer weeped feeling sorry for DAY:The Edith Bunker Jazz Trio at emerged alertly from his burrow," head of the rats himself as a result of the rat debacle. Easy Street. TUESDAY:Open Mike said. "An you rat people drive me crazy," Melendez at Easy Street. WEDNESDAY: Pie at "I'm gonna take a pot shot at em," Dekatch said. muttered. "Let's get the rat out of here before I kill Easy Street, Steven Budd at "1 really think I'm losing a hand." Cook whined. myself." "So I'm thinking... Is this helping me reach Tuxedojunction. THURSDAY: In- "His handler place him atop an old maple stump my goals? Ya know, graduation, sex. No, no it's not." troverts 9 at Tuxedojunction. First where he greeteth a large throng of faithful foDowers. Mike reflected. Light at Easy Street. Phil chanted his prognostication in beloved ground- "Let's go to his rat house, steal his rat food and LEFT OF THE DIAL... hogese ... was quickly translated." impregnate his rat daughter. Wait a second man. Christian Brandt of local cool Bat druid was on a roll. what am I saying. I'm not into rodent sex," Scott said band. Giraffe Boy sent us a letter "Keep er talking, rat boy." Peiffer said. bitterly about the head rat monk. talking about the bands upcoming "Bite him -• bite him." Sam insisted. So we were on our way we were tired, but we had show (see below). Most local "When I looked down, it was my shadow. I found our story. After all we are journalists... bands are preparing for the upcom- with my shadow -1 see six more weeks of winter," ing AIDS benefit. Sweaty Whiskers bassist Joe Kelso still has no head rat cheese said as the national guard surroun- Yes, we are.ScoH DeKaich. Joe Peiffer, Sam Melen- money. Good luck Joe! ded the loyal order of rats. "Jesus Christ, they guard dez and Mike Cook slill haven'I slept. Joe still wonders them like they're the president to the United States. if Willard Scott smokes marijuana, since Willard was a Yeah, someone's going to make an assassinalion at no-show. Sam is still bleeding. Mike's hand was suc- WHAT SWAMPY LISTENS TO tempt on a member of the inner circle of ground- cessfully reattached. DeKaich is pricing semi-automatic hog... 1 think not," DeKatch sniped. weapons for next year's trip. Tom Waits. "The Black Rider." "The circus master does it again on his latest project. Does this man ever record sober? No! That's the 'Breakfast' takes unique approach point kids. In between circus music This production neither pulls the I catch great local bands like Paste bad acting. Both Bond and Sternot and The Sweaty Whiskers. These by Mellnda C. Monhart audience in. nor kept them on the take two characters in the awkward closet thespian edge of their seats. However, the boys will be at the ultra-cool AIDS stages at the beginning of a re- benefit. Feb. 23. at Howards." content of the play may tug at a lationship and open up to each few heart strings as the characters other as the play progresses. Pay Romance, in itself. Is a major life unfold scenes that are familiar in dose attention to how the subtle experience in "Breakfast Anytime." many beginning relationships. voice fluctuations and body lan- written by James Bunzli and direct- In the case of Steve, a stand-up ed by Kathryn Schimmel. guage change Janet and Steve comic, and Janet, a freshman Eng- within the three months of their re- lish teacher, their lives some how lationship. It is such a gradual bumped right into each other. The change that you almost don't rea- Scofr- first night they met Janet came lize it until the end. «f , THETHRf E home with Steve. When he woke Schimmel took change in an ac- MUSKETEERS up the next morning, Steve pre- tual relationship and brought it to pared the first of many breakfasts the stage. Her attention lo this de- Ngnfcans that he would share with Janet . Sat.Sun Ite ?x tail was a vital pan of achieving a so WJ ftbl* b^*k>» The play foDowsJanet and Steve more realistic relationship between through the first three months of Janet and Steve. Their relationship their relationship. These characters REMAINS'™2 s-"* looks at the little things in life, right OFTHEDAV ' - ■**"■ come from two different walks of down to how Steve can't stand the life, but some how they manage to wayjanet doesn't put the cap back relate on a personal level. on the tube of tooth paste. At first there appears to be a The scene design, by Diane Car- instinct -■■ chemistry missing in the action be- Fn. Sai M£n>g*t Sncw Only1 ler. is creative. The inside of the Neil Uffiqnt Mc« •Gixsl in the Madwie tweenjeff Bond (Steve) and Carrie Sternot (Janet). This missing ele- theatre is set up as a comedy club. aarlsNeitHn 'M^Gifiz* V\a*» *po*\ T^a-r^k. Valentine Concesscn Special' ment is not due to misdirection or G T Cen ,'icates Available «x*A 'fry v*se 4.Y^OJ cr «£<\ USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG I This Year USG Spent Over 32,000 of Tour Student Dollars! | Tour Undergratuate Student Government Makes A Difference. Be a Part of the Difference. Presidential/Vice-Presidential Ticket & At I-arge Senator Elections March 8 & 9. 1994. ••••••••••A********** * Petitions for Candidacy Available in 405 Student Services * on Monday, January 31. 1994. ATTENTION STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS * Completed Petitions Due February 11. 1994 at 12:00 p.m. * in 405 Student Services. The deadline for Carnival booth * Mandatory Candidates' Meeting February 11, 1994 at 8:00 p.m.. entries for "The Tide is High" * are due by 5:00p.m. on Friday, * A Different Campus Can Not Be Built By Indifferent People. Feb. 4th * Contact (H8J@ at 372 - 2343 for more information * USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG * * * **.*.** ************** Insider Fri., Feb 4, 1994 Museum offers major exhibit by Julie Michalak with the mani focus on Peter Paul with one amazing mind. It chal- artsy fartsv Rubens. lenges students to ask: Do I like H? One of Rubens' most infamous "It puts students in Why do I like it? Is there a purpose works is titled. "The Garden of direct confrontation to this painting? Could I do better?" It is very seldom that any of us Love." This piece, which hangs on get the chance to enter into another the far wall In the Red Gallery, is with one amazing Also, to encourage students to time, another era, or period in our across the Atlantic Ocean for the mind. It challenges attend the exhibit, The Toledo Mu- lifetime. However, this is not the first time. It has been described as seum of Art has lowered the price case at the Toledo Museum of Art. "the greatest in European Art." students to ask: Do I from $7.95 to $5.95 with a valid For they are proposing an oppor- which depicts Rubens life. love and like it? Why do I like student ID. and free to Toledo Mu- tunity for anyone to travel back to status at the time he completed it. it? Is there a purpose seum of Art members. The exhibi- the 17th century with their new art One way to look at this exhibi- tion hours are Tuesday through exhibit. The Age of Rubens. tion and which sums up what this to this painting? Thursday 1 lam to 9pm; Saturday exhibition does is to consider these Could I do better?" and Sunday 10am to 5pm and The age of Rubens is an exhibit 17th century paintings as is it were dosed Mondays. For tickets call organized by the Museum of Fine its own solar system and swuare in Larry Nichols, curator (419) 243-7000 or (800) 374 0667. Arts in Boston and has made it to the center of H, generating enor- The Toledo Art Museum, the only mous heat andf energy is the per- The Age of Rubens, breathtak- Larry Nichols, curator and pro- ing, challenging and a desert for the place west of Boston where it wiD son and artistic talent, Peter Paul moter of The Toledo Museum of be shown. It features 57 notable Rubens. The other artists are like eyes, will only be gracing the Qty Art, commented on college stu- of Toledo until April 24. artists such as: Anthony van Dycke, planets: circling around Rubens, dents viewing the exhibit. 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Wooster (Behind MadHattcr) BGSU Recycling 372-8909 Classes start at BG March 2 PHANK YOU FOR RECYCLING"^"" Insider 6 ' 'Introducing Rusty JohnX speaka "Borrowing from an ancient European legend, 'For think they have c\ as the sun shines on Candlemas Day, so far will the You snow swirl 'til May,' the seed for the now famous Feb. 2 celebration was planted in 1886 when Groundhog Day was first recognized in Punxsutawney, Pa. ' 'In the autumn of 1899 a half dozen Punx'y citizens, the nucleus of the 'Groundhog Club, 'first gathered on a nearby mountain and ale groundhog. In succeeding years, thousands flocked to the 'Home of the Ground- Dirty hog' to participate in this celebrated end-of-summer Rat!!! feast..." Insider hits the road to Punxsutawney, home of Groundhog Day Joe called the Punxsutawney. Pa Chamber of by Scott DeKatch Commerce, who promised press passes, Willard Scott. Loni Anderson, Joe Namath and a rockin' good time. We fired up the MikeMobile. bought some Joe Peiffer munchies and headed out on the first leg of our trip, a stop-off in Youngstown to say hello to Mom, eat SamMelendez and meet Scott's sister, Julie the Troubled Teen. and Mike Cook But we first had to stop at Rodgers Quadrangle to steal an ATM card and the latest issue of Penthouse magazine from Joe's friend Gleek, the Space Mon- key. Then we hit the highway. It was all the Police Division's "You guys'II love this,'' Sam promised, cueing up a copy of Paste's "This is the Season." "It's a sex fight fault. We wanted to do a song. The women love it." ride-along, but the chief wasn't '' Take me this way baby. around and those guys wouldn't Take me now." move without him. We were So our three-hour drive was pretty uneventful. perplexed, folks. We couldn't Then we got into Youngstown. give you blank pages this "This freeway is messed up," Cook said, taking the turnoff to 1-680. morning. "Well, when your town's run by organized crime, So Peiffer, DeKatch and co. you're gonna have some messed up zoning." De- Katch said. "By the way, don't blink your headlights. were stuck sitting around the This IS gangland." 'ratcage,' wondering what to do? "Oh yeah?" Cook said. "Snoop Doggy Dogg this!" and flashed his lights. "There's a soul kitchen in "You guys know Bernie Kosar played junior high Harshman," Peiffer said. ban right across the street from me?" DeKatch "Yeah, but is that a two-page chimed in. "We're going there," Cook said. feature?" DeKatch asked. "Now." Sam added. "Groundhog Day's coming So we pulled into the driveway of Byzantine Cat ho lie Central Elementary, on the outskirts of Boardman, up," a strange voice said. Ohio. The field was frozen, as H probably was back "Yeah," Peiffer said. "Don't when that sidearm with the touch for the long-ball they do that in Pennsylvania?" was bom. Cook ran out onto the field, did a few cartwheels and caught an air-touchdown pass. The Punxsutawney Phil and "Sure do," DeKatch said. He rest of us stood there freezing. mate moment on Groundho called Fact Line. "They say it's two hours east of my Mom's As you all know, a road trip is not a road trip, and "By the way, dor place in Youngstown." good journalism is not good journalism, without plenty of alcohol. Our next stop was a BP station in headlights. This I "You asked them how far it Youngstown. Of course, since we were in Youngs- "Ohyeah?Sno| was from your Mom's place?" town, the only means for communicating with the at- tendant was through a one-by-one-half foot opening this!" Cook f las! "Hey, they're Fact Line..." in his window. ttf r |fri ., Feb 4, 1994 Insider n,"Rat "Hey. can we gel beer here?" Mike asked. "We're We finally pulled into Punxsutawney. a quiet old journalists." town with historic houses right up on the road, old- said. "Rusty Johnson? I "Yes we are," the rest of us said. fashioned diners, mini-marts and a cool, Tinkerized "You can get beer. Where yinz headed?" (NOTE: downtown. nicsfor that," DeKatch said, '' Yinz'' is an East Ohio/Pennsylvania wonk term for En route to Phil's festivities we ran into eight Penn- "you all.") sivania school boys looking for a ride to Gobblers nfused, but now interested. "Uh, Pixaninny." Peiffer said, mispronouncing the knob, home of the magical groundhog. word Punxsutawney for the first of several times. "Yinz goin' to the knib." asked a small boy with a "For Groundhog Day." mustache that wasn't. "Oh, Punxy," the attendant said. "I played minor "Yes we are." we replied "We're journalists." league ball there. Yinz 11 get cultured." "So, what's your school's nickname?" DeKatch We put the beer on The BG Newt credit card and wondered aloud. thanked the attendant. His name was Sal DoMatto "The Chucks." d'Angelo. "Imagine that," Melendez said. We then hit a Perkins restaurant for some cheap "Are the people here cool about drinking?" Cook coffee and also to find potential friends to go along asked. on our trip. "Yepper." our prepubescent friends replied. "Smoking or non-smoking?" the hostess asked us. "I think I've just lost my left testicle," Peiffer "Definitely smoking." whined. "Cigarette or cigar?" "What kind yinz got?" "Pot." "Testicles?" Peiffer spoke in wonderment. "Just "All right, come this way." the average white man's. Thanks." Our manservant was a fancy lad named Rob. He .'.'.' was illiterate, a fact we became aware of when Peif- As we pulled into the parking lot of the "Knob." fer asked him to record a promo for his radio show and let the unblossomed youths out of the MikeMo- (insert free "Big Hairy Posse" plug here). bile. we were greeted by a fat. bearded man wearing "Uh ... my name is ... uh ... Rob. and we're here in a frumpy orange body suit. ... uh ... Perkins in ... uh... Boardman. Ohio and we'- "Over here, boys." re eating ... uh..." "We're journalists." we chimed. "JUST READ THE FREAKING THING!" we yelled. "Yes. we are." "... say, you're kinda cute." Rob said, winking at "Just park it. boys." Peiffer. So we filled Melendez' bag with beer, popped our "Hey, Peiffer,'' Sam said. "I'm as straight as a ruler, speed, grabbed our notebooks and headed for the but Robs a handsome man." promised land. "Eat me, Melendez." Peiffer said, and we got our Oft in the distance we spied a group of grown men act together and went back to the MikeMobile. wearing tuxedos with tophats. This was, of course, We had no map. See, we're journalists (yes, we the coveted Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney are), and journalists just know things, like which way Groundhog Club. As we approached the cirde, we it is to Punxsutawney. Pa„ where Punxsutawney Phil were met by Chris Lash, Groundhog Prodaimer. was eagerly awaiting his moment of glory Punxsu- "Hi boys, you're journalists aren't you?" Chris tawney was due East, about a hundred miles, and asked, as if he couldn't tell. we would drive over and through anything to get "Yes. we are." there. "So what brings you to Punxsutawney?" Chris As soon as we got into Pennsylvania, the light dis- asked ab if he didn't know. appeared. It was the night the lights went out in Mer- We ro' ;d our eyes. "I thought this place was called cer county. "Pay some damn taxes, you and your an- Iggagamey," Peifferexdaimed ti-choice democrat governor." Melendez said. "Rumor has it Phil is a puppet," Cook asked, get- ' When's the speed limit go back to 65?" ting us off to a good start. "Jersey." DeKatch said. "We're in Amish' country, Chris looked as if he was about to implode and be- where famous people go to become missing. You come the bright center of our universe. He apparent- know Jimmy Hoffa? D.B. Cooper? Elvis? Amish." ly realized the whole town's economy depended on "Yeah," Melendez said. "Jim Morrison, too." his answer. "Yeah, we'll be in Amish country and this fat guy "Good God, no!" he wailed grabbing Cook by the with a beard'II walk up and say hey, you want to get lapels until Peiffer. Melendez and DeKatch could some beer and tacos?"' DeKatch said. "I can't wait." loosen the death grip. We then pulled off to hit a convenience store for We could see we would get no further until Chris speed and a much-needed bathroom break. took his medicine, so we moved on. "Do you have speed?" PeilTer asked. "We're jour- "Would ya look at this place?" Sam asked, amazed nalists." as he took a sip of his now-frozen beer. After all, "Yes we are." Chris proudly prodaimed the temperature "a record "Yeah, we got speed. Yinz gwin to Punxsutawney nine below zero." ferthehawg?" "It's Olscamp cold," Melendez commented. "Yes, we're going to Hegemony for the dirt rat," So we headed up to the bonfire determined to Peiffer yawned, shoving a tape recorder in the at- make things better. Before we reached the blazing tendant's face. we ran into a group of shirtless frat boys from Penn "Would you state your name for the record?" State. "Dan." "Dan, where the hell are we?" "Hey shirtless idiots," Peiffer called. "Over here." "You are in the seventh circle of Pennsylvania." Their ring leader, a guy by the name ofjeff Wilson, "Thanks. Now how 'bout that speed, Dan?" staggered over. Needless to say. the speed was just what we tiring "You journalists?" journalists (yes, we are) needed to get to Punxsu- "Yes. we are. Is this your first time in Pixagoofy?" tawney for the groundhog. It was a long, winding, Peiffer asked. dark, hilry road to nowhere, it seemed. We passed through towns like Space Comers. Cherry Valley and "Yeah, we're groundhog virgins.'Jeffsaid. "But we Qintonville. know the groundhog mating call." ner Circle member during an inll- "I bet youdo.Jefryboy," Peiffer said. "How's H ■y. "You guys know that Indiana. Pa. is about 20 miles go?" south of Punxsutawney?" DeKatch said. "That's "HEY PHIL. OVER HERE! WOO WOO WOO!" where Jimmy Stewart grew up." An impressed Melendez replied. "OK. Jeff. Thanks blink your for playing." "Oh, yes," an orgasmic Melendez rejoiced. "I So we moved on to some cute young ladies from gangland." LOVE Jimmy Stewart." He then went into his best Indiana UniversitY of Pennsylvania (IUP). Doggy Dogg Jimmy Stewart impression: What is it you want from "Hi." we said. "We'reJournalists." >tf me, Mary, the Moon? If it is ill tie a lasso around it 1 his lights. and drag it down for ya." Well have to go there on the way back." See HOG, page eight. Inaidar 8 Fri., Feb 4, 1994 "Yes. we do." no Justice in rat town. HOG "We don't," she said. "And by the way, we hear We bumped Into a man wearing a SteelersJacket he's not coming." and picking his ear with what seemed to be his sixth Continued from page seven. "HE'S NOT?!?!?" we shuddered. finger. "WiOard and Lorn canceled, too." "How 'bout them Steelers." DeKatch asked, happy "Are we supposed to be impressed?" the good- "Who IS here then?" to find a fellow fan. looking one asked. "Looks like the six of us and those shirtless Perm The man began to growl and spit. He lunged for "Yes, you are." Peiffer said. "What are you drink- State idiots. Not to mention Phil " DeKatch's face. ing?" Sam cried; Joe wet himself; Scott shotgunned two "So you're from Pittsburgh," PeitTer offered, trying "Zlmi" beers and Mike yelped. to help. "Who?" "You mean we drove from Bowling Green, home "Yeppers. home of champions," the man hocked, "It's dear beer." of the Tractor Pull, flatness and Jim Tinker, for a freak- spraying us with his spittle. "You mean Miller Lite?" ing rat. some shirtless Frat boys, backwoods ass- "And in-breeding, apparently." Peiffer quipped, "No, Zima." holes wearing tophats and two semi-cute IUP co- deciding not to ask him to do a promo for The Big Peiffer then grabbed the bottle, knocking the eds?" we all yelled simultaneously. Hairy Posse (Insert plug here). young lass on her Kerrigan-esque rump. "So where "Listen to them," they mused. "You'd think they'd Scared for our Bves. we scurried away. We were do you Bve at 1UP?" he asked, handing what was left come to see the Bills win a game." approached by an elderly lady with a groundhog hat of the bottle to Melendez We moved on to the main rat-viewing area. It was and a PhD watch. We knew we were amoung friends. "Room 316 meeker Hall." now 6 a.m. and we were pissed. We tried to get into "Hey. aren't ytnz boys journalists?" "Well see you later." Sam said, dusting off the re- the inner circle, but the Army shut us down like we "Yes. we are." maining Zima. "This is delicious. Very refreshing. were standing in a Mogadishu food line. "Wen it's about 7 a.m. You'd better get up front - Thanks, whoever you may be, for this wonderful ex- to Chris. He knows us." Raffl be here soon." perience." "Don't think so boys." they smiled. We could tell "Super." "You know. I have a boyfriend." they had been in "The StomV .'.' / "They have boys in Taxandspendy?" Peiffer "Damn you. we're journalists!" Peiffer yelled. "Talk At this point In the morning the beer, coffee and asked. So we wandered off disgruntled, freezing and speed were guiding our actions. We were crabby and "You know Joe Namalh?" slightly moist. Our beers were frozen and there was we wanted the rat to stick Hs head out so we could sleep. We decided never to call Phil by his baptismal APPLY NOW! name again. Ever. From now on he would be known simply as "rat." One of the Rat Druids had taken the Alumni Chapter Scholarship Applications stage by the den ofthe beast. are now available. "Boy. this is the best-looking crowd we've had in Scholarship applications have been mailed to eligible years," Head rat boy exclaimed. "We want the rat." continuing students from the following regions: "Are you ready people?" Pacific Northwest Atlanta Detroit SOUTH PADRE ISLAND "Give us the rat." Canton Indianapolis Pittsburgh NORTH PADRE/MUSTANG ISLAND "Hey Phil lovers, what time is it?" Chicago Houston San Francisco r-L-o-n-i-D-A "It's rat time, you silly fool." Cincinnali Los Angeles Southwest Florida DAYTON A BEACH Dallas New England Tampa PANAMA CITY BEACH "It's time for the groundhog cheer." Dayton NYC/New Jersey DC/Baltimore ORLANDO/WALT DISNEY WORLD "Die rat-boy, die!" Western New York Williams County C'O-L-O-B- A-D-O STEAMBOAT For more informaiion, contact the "Ground Hooog!!" VAIL/BEAVER CREEK "Freaking Raaaatll" Office of Alumni Affairs (372-2701). BRECKENRIDGEIKE YSTONE •••• •••■ •••• •••• M-C-V-A-D. A "Now we're about to introduce the members of the Puxnsutawney Groundhog Inner Circle." Application Deadline is February 21,1994. LAS VEGAS B-O-U-T-H C-A-B-O-L.l-N-A "You got to be kidding me." Joe exclaimed. "Get HILTON HEAD ISLAND on with your lives - move out of your mother's basement." RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW CALL TOLL FREE FOR FULL "Introducing Rustyjohnson." 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